Speaker 1: Tuesday afternoon with Briet, Laura and Mitch rush into Chemist
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Speaker 1: You know, I am so excited for our next guest
Speaker 1: because you know how much of a Real Housewives fan.
Speaker 2: Oh yeh that I am. Real Housewives of Melbourne is
Speaker 2: my favorite goal.
Speaker 3: To be a real housewife.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm working. I'm working, real hard, real and
Speaker 2: a housewife. Jeana Liano.
Speaker 1: If you know Housewives, you know she's the krem Dela
Speaker 1: Creme of reality contestants.
Speaker 2: I mean this is some of her best works. I
Speaker 2: deal in fat, not friction.
Speaker 4: I have no interest in trying to reason, rationalize, or
Speaker 4: have a conversation with someone who then later recalls their demented,
Speaker 4: meshed version of what you said. When I'm sober, put
Speaker 4: the alcohol down and get some clarity back.
Speaker 2: Janna Darling.
Speaker 4: As much as I love you, I can't be bothered
Speaker 4: with you anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh she's so good, Tina. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: H Jenna, Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show. Well, you've recently said that your
Speaker 6: time on Real Housewives, that it was soul destroying. Soul destroying? Yeah,
Speaker 6: like what happened? Why was it so terrible? Oh?
Speaker 5: Look, I think it was just it was game on,
Speaker 5: and it was game on from the start to the finish,
Speaker 5: and you just would not know what was going to happen.
Speaker 5: As soon as those cameras rolled, the person you were
Speaker 5: talking to five minutes before had morphed into something else.
Speaker 5: So it was quite stressful. It was really only from
Speaker 5: that perspective. But I did love it. I enjoyed it immensely.
Speaker 6: I must say, how did you feel watching it all back?
Speaker 5: I hate watching myself. Everyone feels like that. Hate watching
Speaker 5: myself or hearing myself. I'm like, oh, there's a cringe factor.
Speaker 5: So I'm my worst, my own worst crucique I think,
Speaker 5: And I don't think anyone can say anything worse than
Speaker 5: what I'm thinking about myself. Everybody too it every time.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, people who've been missing Gina like I have
Speaker 1: from Real Housewives can get her in her brand new
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio exclusive podcast.
Speaker 2: It is Judge Gina. This thing is It's genius. That's me,
Speaker 2: Gina is.
Speaker 1: I didn't even play a sound effect. Gina's doing that
Speaker 1: down the phone. She's if you didn't realize you're an
Speaker 1: actual practicing criminal barrister.
Speaker 2: I love this idea. Where'd this come from? Is this
Speaker 2: something you've wanted to do for a while?
Speaker 5: So I think, well, I mean, I did a pilot
Speaker 5: with Foxtel a few years ago. I'm talking like eight
Speaker 5: years ago, and that never really took off. But I
Speaker 5: think just I'm naturally gravitating to an entertainment version of
Speaker 5: what my profession is because I love entertaining and I
Speaker 5: love my profession, so the two go hand in hand,
Speaker 5: and I think it's a good of fun.
Speaker 3: Well, Gena, thank god you're here today because we have
Speaker 3: an issue that we need to settle in the court
Speaker 3: of the pickup.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know where this is going, but I'm
Speaker 2: no do Laura?
Speaker 3: And please can you wait to be spoken to?
Speaker 2: We've entered the court of all Well, can I just.
Speaker 1: Say, Gina, we might need your professional expertise here because
Speaker 1: there is an issue. We haven't told Laura what we're doing,
Speaker 1: but me and I have a case that we'd like
Speaker 1: to bring towards Laura.
Speaker 2: So if there's a way that you want us to
Speaker 2: organize this.
Speaker 5: How did I become who's the complainant. Who's the applicant.
Speaker 3: We, Mitch Churry and myself are the plaintiffs. We would
Speaker 3: like to present our case to you now, if we
Speaker 3: may have, say, thirty seconds.
Speaker 5: Yep, I'm going to give you thirty seconds now, Okay.
Speaker 3: Laura Burn has a really bad habit of never wearing
Speaker 3: shoes everywhere. She walks everywhere, and her feet are completely
Speaker 3: dirty at all times. I'm talking cross dirt, soil in
Speaker 3: between the toes she walks in. She puts her feet
Speaker 3: onto the table. She picks up chips with it. She
Speaker 3: picks up pens with her feet, her toes and toes.
Speaker 1: I once went to high five Laura and instead of
Speaker 1: her hand, it was her foot. It was very sweaty
Speaker 1: and when and there was a toe crumb that went
Speaker 1: onto my hand. Now I've got golden staff infection and
Speaker 1: plant towards.
Speaker 3: I still have it. I still have an imprint of
Speaker 3: Laura's foot on my car door. I have it on
Speaker 3: my court car window and on my face.
Speaker 1: She makes good money, she's got children, she has no
Speaker 1: reason to not be wearing shoes. Yet she continues to
Speaker 1: come in and do this daily radio show without any shoes.
Speaker 3: She has toe fungus.
Speaker 5: What do you want to happen?
Speaker 1: And I think what we what we asked? What is
Speaker 1: for Laura to wear a pair of bright pink crocs
Speaker 1: every day?
Speaker 6: I will happily wear them. I wear shoes to work,
Speaker 6: but when I'm sitting at my desk, I take them off.
Speaker 6: Why Because I'm a creative person. I find it far
Speaker 6: more comfortable to sit cross.
Speaker 5: Legged on my chair with your shoes off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because it would be very rude to put dirty
Speaker 6: shoes on a chair. So I just put my clean but.
Speaker 5: My dirty feet.
Speaker 3: They are not clean.
Speaker 5: I can see.
Speaker 2: I can see them now.
Speaker 3: Clean feet actually circulation down there.
Speaker 6: They're very white. I sometimes touch brit with my feet.
Speaker 2: The only have you ever high footed me?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: I've never high footed you.
Speaker 2: Just you like that.
Speaker 1: So, judge, we need a verdict. Where do you stand
Speaker 1: on Britt Mitch via the foot?
Speaker 5: I think you need to wear shoes. Yes, you should
Speaker 5: be wearing shoes, and I think you weak with hot
Speaker 5: pink crocs on will be your punishment?
Speaker 2: No, that's a judge.
Speaker 6: What happens if I don't do it?
Speaker 2: You've got a prison.
Speaker 5: There'll be a harsh ruling handed down to you. You
Speaker 5: can take your shoes up only when you're sitting on
Speaker 5: the chair, but otherwise hot pink crocs for a week.
Speaker 6: So I'm currently sitting on the chair and I don't
Speaker 6: have my shoes on, and I feel like this is
Speaker 6: a safe space.
Speaker 3: Gina, thank you so much. We're going to have to
Speaker 3: cut you off there because Laura is going to continue
Speaker 3: to fight her argument after the verdict has been handed down.
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more. Genial, Liano, I Judge Gina. Is
Speaker 1: available on the iHeart app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1: I feature on the podcast that episode's come.
Speaker 5: You do well, yeah you do, And Laura there's a
Speaker 5: little story that you're attached to as well. Thank you, Genealiano,
Speaker 5: thank you, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: All Right, that'll be fine. Listen, we're going to go.
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Speaker 2: Laura's upset. She's wiping her tears with a big toe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, both toes the same time, soaking it up with
Speaker 6: my toenails.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love that. Well, Willem, what are you taking
Speaker 2: over what's on the show.
Speaker 6: She passed me a tissue with that.
Speaker 7: Two days away from Wood, he proving that he's the
Speaker 7: fastest parent in Australia to run with a PRAM. The
Speaker 7: celebrity four hundred meter PRAM race is imminent, guys.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about it more up next. Plus Merk, what's
Speaker 2: is going to join us all right tomorrow