WEBVTT - BACH UNCUT - put a fork in me I'm done 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.320 Life Uncut podcasts acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.119 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.959 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.360 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.160 people's today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.599 This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:42.440 That's short, stumpy and hairy. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:44.680 You feel when you see them? 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:47.800 I feel like I'm rubbing my foot against a man's foot. 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.720 When we first had a dating, I used to shave 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.400 my toes. Stopped. 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:56.360 Why why'd you stop? If you're doing the whole leg? 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:57.400 Just extra? 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.840 But am I doing the whole leg? My ankles have 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:01.360 a been shaved in about five years. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:06.000 That's when you know you're really comfortable in a relationship 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:07.840 when you stop shaving your big toes. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.440 Have you ever plucked your toe hairs? 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:11.080 Yes? 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:15.000 For what reason? You're going on a date? I was bored. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:19.000 It hurts an unreasonable amount to pluck your toe hairs. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:22.400 You know what I've got now? I've got gray hairs 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:24.560 on my balls? 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:25.600 On your balls? 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:30.360 Yeah? Since when I think like two months ago? Show 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.440 me I'm not going to get No, they're there. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.840 I found my first couple of gray hairs on my head. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:37.040 If that makes you feel any better. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:37.880 What about downstairs? 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.440 Zero so far, but I'm. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:42.600 Sure they're coming, So hit me hard tell you that 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.640 much age, m we're just finding out that I've got 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:49.760 gray hairs downstairs. That's when you know that it's it's over. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.800 I mean, like, what's over life? You're heading into dying? 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:57.080 Well, like I've the peak has been reached. It's downhill 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:57.480 from here. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.280 But now you're just a silver fox everywhere. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.400 I don't think I'm going to age. Well, you have. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.600 Aged progressively great considering I've seen your photo from when 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:05.240 you were sixteen. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:09.639 Oh that sixteen year old Maddy Jay was beautiful. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.160 That you are getting hotter with age, not worse with age. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.400 No, And I feel I feel like thirty two was 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.480 my good year. Now that I'm thirty five. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:20.080 I'm almost thirty seven. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.639 Ah, disgusting. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:27.680 All right, let's do this, hi, guys, and and welcome 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:31.880 back to our very last episode, which some of you 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:34.840 might be grateful for of batchunkat. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.040 Can you just pretend to be a little bit sad 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:37.119 the fact that it's ending. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.639 I'm so sad that it's finished. Don't be sad that 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.880 it's over. Be happy that it once was. 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:46.760 That's not how the saying goes. But sure, sure, it's 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.400 a last episode, very emotional. Can only imagine what the 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.600 listeners are going through right now. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.080 Laura, I do have a review for you that I read. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.480 Can I just say I know which one you're going 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:59.560 to read? It has been lovely, absolutely divine reading all 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.400 the nice comments, I've enjoyed it a lot, but give 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:02.920 me this one. 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.359 This is my favorite. Her name is Ellie from Jelly. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:06.320 That's my mom's name. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:13.200 Matt's mum wrote, I can't do it anymore. Oh my god, 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.080 I can't listen to bout young Cut anymore. Weigh too 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.440 many injokes between Maddie and Laura, and silly jokes at that. 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.720 Thank god, the series is almost over, and Ellie from 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:26.680 the Jelly almost over. It is. This is our very 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.919 very last recap. So you can go back to normal programming. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.400 She's she's got drunk. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:38.440 You can go back to normal prop stroke what happened 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.520 to me programming? 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.040 I can't say valuable. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.120 There's always one word that'll trip you up. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.400 Ellie's gonna hate that intro chat when She's like, I'll 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.040 give up one last chance, and I'm like, my bullstack's 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:52.160 got gray hairs, and she'd be like, ah, throwing her 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:53.160 phone across the room. 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.040 I hadn't really, I wasn't sure if I was going 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.120 to leave that in yet or not. But maybe we 0:03:58.200 --> 0:03:59.720 will now believe it is, do you know what? 0:03:59.840 --> 0:03:59.960 Though? 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.320 So for the most part, there has been so many 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:04.760 kind and supportive and lovely messages. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:05.960 We've read them all. We have. 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.560 We have read them all, and we really needed the 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.520 encouragement because, to be honest, we almost checked out of 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:12.520 The Bachelor halfway through. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:14.560 It's been a hard, long slug. 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.600 Well only because there's been so many but we did it. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.640 We watched every single one and tonight we sat there 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:23.560 on the couch and we watched the finale iPhones in hand, cheers. 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:27.000 My love is Hey, don't you think during these recaps 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.800 it's one of those weird scenarios where it's hard to 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:33.360 imagine a time when we weren't recapping The Bachelor. But 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:34.960 at the same time, it's gone really quick. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.560 Do you get that it has gone really it's been 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:38.279 three weeks, Matt. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.600 But at the same time, I'm trying to remember. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:42.880 When we ever spoke about anything else. 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:43.560 Yeah. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:44.680 Yeah, it's all we've got now. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:48.159 Like the Bachelor is the glue that keeps this relationship together. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:51.039 Osher's still like literally in our lound room. He's just like, 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.279 oh okay, guys keep on going of each other. 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:54.360 I saw him on Friday. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:55.760 Cute, what did you guys do? 0:04:56.640 --> 0:05:02.880 Long stories? That's good batch to the finale? Sorry, sorry, sorry, 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:04.919 I know you wanted to keep this one short and sweet. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.400 I have to stay up and edit this one tonight. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.520 King She was like, fuck that, I'm going to bed, and. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.280 I'm like, let's go on this tangent and I'll tell 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.560 you all about the date that men Osha had on Friday. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.240 But I won't because we will talk about the finale. 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:17.760 Can I just say Osha made very few appearances in 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:18.279 the finale? 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.760 Yeah, it was. It was trimmed back. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:23.599 Usually he's he's there throughout and he pissed peppert In. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.880 He was just there at the start, sat down, did 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.279 a little one on one with the guys. Then he 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.320 was like, sorry, I got a got a pinicle out 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:29.880 with my name on it. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.159 Well, I think he's got a taste for surfing or something. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.280 He was that Swell was pumping, so I was I 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:34.920 was out of there. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.240 So he sits down. Should we just do? Just do it? 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:38.440 Do we do? We get into it? 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:38.760 Wow? 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:39.880 How else do we normally? 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:43.600 I don't know. But before play, if you wouldn't. 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:46.600 Know anything about that, would you, Laura? Jesus, that'll be 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.920 a first wander around a little bit first, Laura being 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:50.120 in the mood before player, I don't know. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.720 Was there anything unnecessary and stupid that you wanted to 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:54.200 talk about before we start unpacking? 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:55.240 I'm a bullsack. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:57.400 What else do we have to incump? 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:58.640 Do we? 0:05:59.760 --> 0:05:59.839 No? 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:03.240 Let's just let's just start. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.359 So as you all know, if you've been strapping on 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.440 in for the ride. Three bachelors, we're at the final 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.479 and each of them have two girls. Now, Thomas, he's 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.080 the only one that seems completely convinced about what he's doing. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:16.919 Can I say something really controversial? 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:17.800 I'll go for it. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.080 Could have done without Thomas this season? 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:26.839 Yeah, he's lovely, so lovely, so lovely, gorgeous, unnecessary gorgeous, 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.800 added nothing to the storyline, Like. 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:31.440 I just wanted a bit more, bit more. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.200 Spice, minimal screen time. Yeah, even the producers tried to 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.720 write him out, but they were like, we can't write 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:37.400 him out entirely. 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:40.720 They did kind of because the last episode meeting his mom, 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.400 he was like, no, I don't worry about it, Mum, 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.400 I've got it all sorted. You're not going to meet 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:45.040 any of the girls. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.080 We didn't even bother talking about it because it was 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:50.520 such a non event and Felix and Jed took all 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:54.040 of the storyline, so Thomas, we even forgot to recap Thomas. 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.840 That's how insignificant the part he played in that episode. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.839 He's been pushed out of the season, hasn't he except 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:03.200 that the only thing that they're trying to tease to 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:06.960 still have that invested interest in Thomas is it Thomas, Yes, 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:11.320 Thomas Sorry? Is the fact that you know, will he 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.760 proposed that the last little bit of you know, meet 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.120 the turn to dangle in front of us is the proposal. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.800 Yes, they're dangling some Italian meat in front of us, 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.840 and I want some also, because his storyline is so obvious. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.120 It was such an obvious storyline as to how that 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.080 was going to play out. But anyway, we're getting ahead 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.960 of ourselves. Let's just talk about the thing that's different 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:34.320 about this season. To start with. So normally at finale, 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:38.000 as a female in the competition, there is not even 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:40.120 a moment where you cross paths with the other girl. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.960 I remember in our finale, Matt like, I obviously knew 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.040 that Elise was in Thailand, but I never saw her, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.120 like I mean, I saw her from the distance at 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:50.520 the airport. That was it. I never I never spoke 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.640 to her, I never saw her. She was so kept 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.000 away from me, and I was kept away from her 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.840 that to think that they're now doing these little meet 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:00.440 and greets beforehand. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:00.800 Isn't it wild? 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:01.560 Wild? 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:02.520 Wasn't it crazy? 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.720 So so the first meet and greek between the girls 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:08.360 is between Alicia and Leah. Yep, So they don't have 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.679 they have like different bachelors. They're just like, hey, cute, 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.000 you're here, I'm here, Like, what do you like? Ah? 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.280 You know, goldkos is lovely this time of year. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:18.920 But then they get Jess and Abigail give them both 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:20.440 like give one of them a knife, the other one 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:23.120 like a broken glass, and they're like, now guys, have 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.280 a quick chat and get along well. 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:27.080 And then there's a guy standing in the corner. He's 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:31.680 like one two three D literally and off goes Obviously, 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.079 Abigail is still angry about everything that happened on the 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:35.960 last episode. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.920 She's very bitter, and I would go as far as 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.319 it's not bitter, I think she was very bitter. I 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:45.439 do like Abigail, I'll put that out there. I think 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.960 she's a great, big fan of her work. But I 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.040 just think it was unnecessary to have a bit of 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.040 a dig at Jess at that point. It's not going 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:52.840 to make any difference. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.120 I think, no, I disagree, I. 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:58.760 Disagree with jess and how she's behaved. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.679 You're about to say I disagree with you're disagreeing. I 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:05.120 think it's better that she at least spoke to jess 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:08.000 honestly than saying the stuff that she's been saying two 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:11.240 camera and also to Felix's mum. I think it's much 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.880 more honest that she at least said how she was 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.800 feeling to jess and especially at that final moment, because 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:22.240 it's pretty tone death of Jessica to be saying to 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.160 Abigail like, well, this is how I'm feeling and I'm 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:27.080 finally ready to choose Felix to the person who's like, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:29.640 I'm also in love with him, why are you saying 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.839 this to me, I don't need to know what you 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.680 finally decided. I feel like she's angry because I think 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.480 that I feel like Jess lacked a little bit of 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:39.280 sensitivity to Abigail's feelings in that moment. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:43.120 Okay, so the fact that Abigail said, you're only looking 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:46.400 out for yourself and you're only keeping Damian around until 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.440 you find something better, do you think that's justified? 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.360 Also, we could have put a grab in here, but 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.880 you know, I need to go to bed tonight, so 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.200 we're not doing grabs, right, Matt, Can you do it 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.880 in the voice of whosh. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:02.480 You're only looking out for yourself and you're only keeping 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.440 Damien around until you find something better at. 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:10.640 Wow wow, Yeah that was pretty harsh how she says? Yeah, yeah, 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.559 she is right, keep it in there a little a 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:17.120 little bit harsh, but also I think, honest, can I 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.880 ask you another question, Do I think that that's necessarily true? 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:20.000 No? 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.040 I think Jess is probably. I feel like Jess's edit 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.160 has also been a bad edit. Like I think that 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.320 maybe she did flip flop around in the open relationship thing, 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.400 but I think it's been edited to make her look 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:32.640 ten times worse than what she is as well. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.920 I agree. Can I ask you this question? And I 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.839 have gone down this route a couple of times. It's 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:42.400 quite you know, the conspiracy theorist route. My mum is 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.000 convinced this is the case. 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:48.000 Come on, what's Ellie from the Jelly got for us again? 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:52.440 Mum is convinced that Jess and Damien are both actors. 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.520 This comes up every year. I just don't think it 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.320 would be didn't come out right, it's surely surely, I 0:10:58.440 --> 0:10:59.720 just I don't think. 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:03.920 It fu and wild it is. It's wild. Damien is wild. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:05.480 Well he comes back, doesn't he? 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.920 Of course he does. Of course he does. So the 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:12.120 next part of The Bachelor without Damien in it. 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:16.240 So Damien comes back. Basically, Jess goes back to her 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.560 little hut, and then there's Damien standing there talking to Dean, 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.040 the producer, and Dean's like, you don't have to do 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.280 this if you don't want to, and Damien's like, I 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.520 want to anyway. No one knows what it is that 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:27.199 he wants to do. 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.360 He will behind the scenes. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.440 You think is it called breaking the fourth wall? 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.920 The fourth wall has been broken, very broken. 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:38.280 Seeing behind the scenes, one might say, I like it 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:42.000 so Damien walks in, Jess has a breakdown. That's not 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.280 like Jess because obviously she's gonna have to break up 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.520 with him, and you know, break ups the heart They suck. Damien. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.240 They do that little touching forward thing when he takes 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.880 mind controller and then he says, like, just breathe through it, 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:56.920 you know, tell me talk through where you're at right 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:00.320 now in this time, what your what're you're feeling? Like? 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:03.040 I hate you, I don't want to be with anymore. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.320 And he's like, all right, let's just let's just rethink 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.680 that for one second. Let's not rush into anything. 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.600 Jess, do you feel sorry for Damien in this moment? Like, 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:12.920 do you think that he's I mean, obviously he's put 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.480 himself in this situation, or do you think that he 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.439 kind of has enabled the situation. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:21.600 Look, it's it's such a wild situation right now because 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.480 we're watching it and all of a sudden, it's not 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:27.880 the Bachelor or Bachelor's it's the Bachelorette. I'm like, holy shit, 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:34.000 Jess is the Bachelorette? What the hell is happening? It's 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:38.440 so crazy. I obviously and I feel sorry for anyone, 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:43.040 regardless of their background being heartbroken, you know, to an extent. 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:48.360 I mean, I I've never warmed a Damien, but you know, 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.120 I thought he was very gracious in the breakup. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:52.840 He took it too well. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.000 I was I was waiting for him to flip out. 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:56.920 I was waiting for him to like kick a camera over, 0:12:57.559 --> 0:12:59.760 like get a light and like throw it across the room. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:01.160 Would have made for some good team. 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.240 And I'm sure the producers were hoping that. They're like 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.760 sending him like the intern for the camera and his 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:08.480 hand being like all right, Damien, if you want to 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:12.240 kick someone here he is in turns like, oh my god, 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:17.920 please make it quick. He controlled himself very well. 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:19.440 Did he took it like a chair? 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.040 He took it like a chair, Like, Damien, here's a 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.320 bottle of rum. If you want to have a sip, 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.280 We're not going to stop you for the whole bottle. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:27.680 Sure knock yourself out. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:30.719 Don't you think though? So like Damien's there, he's now 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.080 being broken up with ye Jess is now single, so 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.439 then she's ready to get into a relationship. 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.600 Oh wait, I can I say something you please? Why 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:45.920 didn't she do that last episode before she met Felix's parents, 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:50.400 Like like come on, That's that's why my mom was like, 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:51.120 she's an actor. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.520 How do you think Susan's gonna feel when Felix brings 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.600 a home around the table at Christmas? 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:59.080 Do you imagine how awkward that's going to be A round? 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:02.960 I promise I'm not like Damien anymore. Yeah, I can't. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.480 I honestly can't imagine. But we're skipping ahead, we're skipping 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.600 her head. So basically, Jessica she breaks up with Felix. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:09.679 It's very dramatic. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:15.920 All who, there's so many people you said, Felix, she didn't. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:16.280 Break up a feeling. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.760 People right now are like, what she broke with this 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:21.600 episode was crazy. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:25.240 So she breaks up with Damien. She's very, very upset, 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.520 and I think anybody breaking up with anyone is you know, 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.320 it's a hard thing to do. But somebody wrote this 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.160 in the Facebook group on the butch thread, and I 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.960 absolutely was like, yes, oh my god, you're so right. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:41.760 It's interesting to me how jess has had Damien as 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:44.840 an emotional support person throughout this whole process, like she 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:48.760 has had somebody there throughout every step of this quote 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.760 unquote journey hate the word, but we'll use it. Whereas 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:53.800 everybody else has had to go it alone, like everybody 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.920 else has been cut off from all of their friends, 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.920 all of their family, all of the outside world for 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.080 seven weeks, whereas Jess is literally he'd been handheld by 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.480 Damien until finale. 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:06.480 I don't think anyone can say that Damien has helped 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.800 her in this situation. Let's be let's be honest here, 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.640 Like if ever there was a handicap, it's bloody Damien. 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:17.200 I'm sure if the other women had the option of 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:20.960 having a Damien along with them, the answer would have 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:21.440 been no. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.680 So that's a good point. So maybe the person in 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:28.960 the Facebook group wasn't right. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:35.080 Congratulations to Jess. I'm making it to the finale. It's 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:35.680 a miracle. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:44.240 She really does deserve metal. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:44.880 To her. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.800 You would feel shit if you were Abagail, wouldn't you. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:54.720 He picked the girl with a boyfriend. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:59.000 God, she's got two boyfriends. She's crasty cat him get one. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.640 Let's go back a bit before we get before we 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.440 spoil the ending for Felix. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.640 We are going to spend a minute on Thomas, because 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.800 that's that's how long they gave him on camera. 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:12.400 I literally almost skipped past Thomas and started talking about 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.760 Jen Can we just talk Thomas? So Thomas breaks up 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:19.320 with Lauren. I thought it was a flash after the ad. 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.480 I thought it was you know, teas, you know how 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.680 sometimes they do like the flashes of what's coming up, 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.560 just to set the sea. It was so quick I 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.400 thought it was a flash of the ad and I 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.160 was like, oh, wow, they really gave away a lot 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.600 on the On the AD break, I plugged. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.240 In my phone to charge it and I looked up 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:36.400 and it was already over there. 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:37.440 She was already walking away. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:38.600 Yes, Laura. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.280 I don't even remember her walking down, like I honestly don't. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.360 I just remember her standing in front of Thomas and 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.760 he says it's not you and she goes, okay, walks away. 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:47.040 We gave nothing. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:52.320 It was so unbelievably anticlimactic, Like I've never ever seen 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:55.360 a finale. You could have had sneezes longer than the 0:16:55.360 --> 0:17:00.320 Fairways Gelmus. And the problem is is because as his 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:03.520 farewell was so anticlimbat because there's just nothing about it. 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.000 When he actually proposed to Leah, it was like, oh, 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:07.280 it's a nice yeah. 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:11.600 But I also thought I also thought in that situation 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:16.000 with Leah, right, okay, giving a mind. When they first 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:17.960 met each other on the very first date, the speed 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:19.720 dates where they went in that little boat and lake, 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:23.200 he left that in tears. So I was like, surely, 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.960 right now he's telling Leah that he loves her, It's 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:29.280 going to be this amazing, euphoric moment. It's just it's 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:32.119 the crescendo of the entire series. We're going to have 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:37.639 some tears, right, nothing, nothing, he proposes. She's like, yeah, cheers, and. 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:41.320 Then you cried yes, like a little silk. 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.560 Oh come on now, Laura, come on, now, come on, 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:45.760 don't make me feel guilty for those tears. 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:48.000 I mean I cried too. We're both silks together. 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:49.880 Why didn't Thomas and Lea cry? 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.440 I love an emotional man. I love a man who cried. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.960 She's been wanting this her entire life. She said she's 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:56.800 never been in love, although she was kind of in 0:17:56.800 --> 0:17:58.680 love on the last show she was on I can't. 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:01.639 We need to talk about this. So I'm very happy 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.320 for Leah and Thomas. I hope they're still together. There's 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:07.359 been lots of rumors to say that, but I'm like, 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:10.480 if anyone's together, my money is on them. I really 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.560 hope that they're together. But Matt, you brought this up 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:16.680 on like our first episode of About Chunk Cart. Apparently, 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:19.760 Leah was on another reality TV show called The Proposal 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:23.520