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Speaker 3: That's short, stumpy and hairy.
Speaker 2: You feel when you see them?
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm rubbing my foot against a man's foot.
Speaker 2: When we first had a dating, I used to shave
Speaker 2: my toes. Stopped.
Speaker 3: Why why'd you stop? If you're doing the whole leg?
Speaker 3: Just extra?
Speaker 2: But am I doing the whole leg? My ankles have
Speaker 2: a been shaved in about five years.
Speaker 3: That's when you know you're really comfortable in a relationship
Speaker 3: when you stop shaving your big toes.
Speaker 2: Have you ever plucked your toe hairs?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: For what reason? You're going on a date? I was bored.
Speaker 2: It hurts an unreasonable amount to pluck your toe hairs.
Speaker 3: You know what I've got now? I've got gray hairs
Speaker 3: on my balls?
Speaker 2: On your balls?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Since when I think like two months ago? Show
Speaker 3: me I'm not going to get No, they're there.
Speaker 2: I found my first couple of gray hairs on my head.
Speaker 2: If that makes you feel any better.
Speaker 3: What about downstairs?
Speaker 2: Zero so far, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Sure they're coming, So hit me hard tell you that
Speaker 3: much age, m we're just finding out that I've got
Speaker 3: gray hairs downstairs. That's when you know that it's it's over.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what's over life? You're heading into dying?
Speaker 3: Well, like I've the peak has been reached. It's downhill
Speaker 3: from here.
Speaker 2: But now you're just a silver fox everywhere.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm going to age. Well, you have.
Speaker 2: Aged progressively great considering I've seen your photo from when
Speaker 2: you were sixteen.
Speaker 3: Oh that sixteen year old Maddy Jay was beautiful.
Speaker 2: That you are getting hotter with age, not worse with age.
Speaker 3: No, And I feel I feel like thirty two was
Speaker 3: my good year. Now that I'm thirty five.
Speaker 2: I'm almost thirty seven.
Speaker 3: Ah, disgusting.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do this, hi, guys, and and welcome
Speaker 2: back to our very last episode, which some of you
Speaker 2: might be grateful for of batchunkat.
Speaker 3: Can you just pretend to be a little bit sad
Speaker 3: the fact that it's ending.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad that it's finished. Don't be sad that
Speaker 2: it's over. Be happy that it once was.
Speaker 3: That's not how the saying goes. But sure, sure, it's
Speaker 3: a last episode, very emotional. Can only imagine what the
Speaker 3: listeners are going through right now.
Speaker 2: Laura, I do have a review for you that I read.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I know which one you're going
Speaker 3: to read? It has been lovely, absolutely divine reading all
Speaker 3: the nice comments, I've enjoyed it a lot, but give
Speaker 3: me this one.
Speaker 2: This is my favorite. Her name is Ellie from Jelly.
Speaker 3: That's my mom's name.
Speaker 2: Matt's mum wrote, I can't do it anymore. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I can't listen to bout young Cut anymore. Weigh too
Speaker 2: many injokes between Maddie and Laura, and silly jokes at that.
Speaker 2: Thank god, the series is almost over, and Ellie from
Speaker 2: the Jelly almost over. It is. This is our very
Speaker 2: very last recap. So you can go back to normal programming.
Speaker 3: She's she's got drunk.
Speaker 2: You can go back to normal prop stroke what happened
Speaker 2: to me programming?
Speaker 3: I can't say valuable.
Speaker 2: There's always one word that'll trip you up.
Speaker 3: Ellie's gonna hate that intro chat when She's like, I'll
Speaker 3: give up one last chance, and I'm like, my bullstack's
Speaker 3: got gray hairs, and she'd be like, ah, throwing her
Speaker 3: phone across the room.
Speaker 2: I hadn't really, I wasn't sure if I was going
Speaker 2: to leave that in yet or not. But maybe we
Speaker 2: will now believe it is, do you know what?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: So for the most part, there has been so many
Speaker 2: kind and supportive and lovely messages.
Speaker 3: We've read them all. We have.
Speaker 2: We have read them all, and we really needed the
Speaker 2: encouragement because, to be honest, we almost checked out of
Speaker 2: The Bachelor halfway through.
Speaker 3: It's been a hard, long slug.
Speaker 2: Well only because there's been so many but we did it.
Speaker 2: We watched every single one and tonight we sat there
Speaker 2: on the couch and we watched the finale iPhones in hand, cheers.
Speaker 3: My love is Hey, don't you think during these recaps
Speaker 3: it's one of those weird scenarios where it's hard to
Speaker 3: imagine a time when we weren't recapping The Bachelor. But
Speaker 3: at the same time, it's gone really quick.
Speaker 2: Do you get that it has gone really it's been
Speaker 2: three weeks, Matt.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 2: When we ever spoke about anything else.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all we've got now.
Speaker 3: Like the Bachelor is the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Speaker 2: Osher's still like literally in our lound room. He's just like,
Speaker 2: oh okay, guys keep on going of each other.
Speaker 3: I saw him on Friday.
Speaker 2: Cute, what did you guys do?
Speaker 3: Long stories? That's good batch to the finale? Sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: I know you wanted to keep this one short and sweet.
Speaker 2: I have to stay up and edit this one tonight.
Speaker 2: King She was like, fuck that, I'm going to bed, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, let's go on this tangent and I'll tell
Speaker 3: you all about the date that men Osha had on Friday.
Speaker 3: But I won't because we will talk about the finale.
Speaker 2: Can I just say Osha made very few appearances in
Speaker 2: the finale?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was trimmed back.
Speaker 2: Usually he's he's there throughout and he pissed peppert In.
Speaker 2: He was just there at the start, sat down, did
Speaker 2: a little one on one with the guys. Then he
Speaker 2: was like, sorry, I got a got a pinicle out
Speaker 2: with my name on it.
Speaker 3: Well, I think he's got a taste for surfing or something.
Speaker 3: He was that Swell was pumping, so I was I
Speaker 3: was out of there.
Speaker 2: So he sits down. Should we just do? Just do it?
Speaker 2: Do we do? We get into it?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: How else do we normally?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But before play, if you wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Know anything about that, would you, Laura? Jesus, that'll be
Speaker 3: a first wander around a little bit first, Laura being
Speaker 3: in the mood before player, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Was there anything unnecessary and stupid that you wanted to
Speaker 2: talk about before we start unpacking?
Speaker 3: I'm a bullsack.
Speaker 2: What else do we have to incump?
Speaker 3: Do we?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Let's just let's just start.
Speaker 2: So as you all know, if you've been strapping on
Speaker 2: in for the ride. Three bachelors, we're at the final
Speaker 2: and each of them have two girls. Now, Thomas, he's
Speaker 2: the only one that seems completely convinced about what he's doing.
Speaker 3: Can I say something really controversial?
Speaker 2: I'll go for it.
Speaker 3: Could have done without Thomas this season?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's lovely, so lovely, so lovely, gorgeous, unnecessary gorgeous,
Speaker 2: added nothing to the storyline, Like.
Speaker 3: I just wanted a bit more, bit more.
Speaker 2: Spice, minimal screen time. Yeah, even the producers tried to
Speaker 2: write him out, but they were like, we can't write
Speaker 2: him out entirely.
Speaker 3: They did kind of because the last episode meeting his mom,
Speaker 3: he was like, no, I don't worry about it, Mum,
Speaker 3: I've got it all sorted. You're not going to meet
Speaker 3: any of the girls.
Speaker 2: We didn't even bother talking about it because it was
Speaker 2: such a non event and Felix and Jed took all
Speaker 2: of the storyline, so Thomas, we even forgot to recap Thomas.
Speaker 2: That's how insignificant the part he played in that episode.
Speaker 3: He's been pushed out of the season, hasn't he except
Speaker 3: that the only thing that they're trying to tease to
Speaker 3: still have that invested interest in Thomas is it Thomas, Yes,
Speaker 3: Thomas Sorry? Is the fact that you know, will he
Speaker 3: proposed that the last little bit of you know, meet
Speaker 3: the turn to dangle in front of us is the proposal.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're dangling some Italian meat in front of us,
Speaker 2: and I want some also, because his storyline is so obvious.
Speaker 2: It was such an obvious storyline as to how that
Speaker 2: was going to play out. But anyway, we're getting ahead
Speaker 2: of ourselves. Let's just talk about the thing that's different
Speaker 2: about this season. To start with. So normally at finale,
Speaker 2: as a female in the competition, there is not even
Speaker 2: a moment where you cross paths with the other girl.
Speaker 2: I remember in our finale, Matt like, I obviously knew
Speaker 2: that Elise was in Thailand, but I never saw her,
Speaker 2: like I mean, I saw her from the distance at
Speaker 2: the airport. That was it. I never I never spoke
Speaker 2: to her, I never saw her. She was so kept
Speaker 2: away from me, and I was kept away from her
Speaker 2: that to think that they're now doing these little meet
Speaker 2: and greets beforehand.
Speaker 3: Isn't it wild?
Speaker 2: Wild?
Speaker 3: Wasn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: So so the first meet and greek between the girls
Speaker 2: is between Alicia and Leah. Yep, So they don't have
Speaker 2: they have like different bachelors. They're just like, hey, cute,
Speaker 2: you're here, I'm here, Like, what do you like? Ah?
Speaker 2: You know, goldkos is lovely this time of year.
Speaker 3: But then they get Jess and Abigail give them both
Speaker 3: like give one of them a knife, the other one
Speaker 3: like a broken glass, and they're like, now guys, have
Speaker 3: a quick chat and get along well.
Speaker 2: And then there's a guy standing in the corner. He's
Speaker 2: like one two three D literally and off goes Obviously,
Speaker 2: Abigail is still angry about everything that happened on the
Speaker 2: last episode.
Speaker 3: She's very bitter, and I would go as far as
Speaker 3: it's not bitter, I think she was very bitter. I
Speaker 3: do like Abigail, I'll put that out there. I think
Speaker 3: she's a great, big fan of her work. But I
Speaker 3: just think it was unnecessary to have a bit of
Speaker 3: a dig at Jess at that point. It's not going
Speaker 3: to make any difference.
Speaker 2: I think, no, I disagree, I.
Speaker 3: Disagree with jess and how she's behaved.
Speaker 2: You're about to say I disagree with you're disagreeing. I
Speaker 2: think it's better that she at least spoke to jess
Speaker 2: honestly than saying the stuff that she's been saying two
Speaker 2: camera and also to Felix's mum. I think it's much
Speaker 2: more honest that she at least said how she was
Speaker 2: feeling to jess and especially at that final moment, because
Speaker 2: it's pretty tone death of Jessica to be saying to
Speaker 2: Abigail like, well, this is how I'm feeling and I'm
Speaker 2: finally ready to choose Felix to the person who's like,
Speaker 2: I'm also in love with him, why are you saying
Speaker 2: this to me, I don't need to know what you
Speaker 2: finally decided. I feel like she's angry because I think
Speaker 2: that I feel like Jess lacked a little bit of
Speaker 2: sensitivity to Abigail's feelings in that moment.
Speaker 3: Okay, so the fact that Abigail said, you're only looking
Speaker 3: out for yourself and you're only keeping Damian around until
Speaker 3: you find something better, do you think that's justified?
Speaker 2: Also, we could have put a grab in here, but
Speaker 2: you know, I need to go to bed tonight, so
Speaker 2: we're not doing grabs, right, Matt, Can you do it
Speaker 2: in the voice of whosh.
Speaker 3: You're only looking out for yourself and you're only keeping
Speaker 3: Damien around until you find something better at.
Speaker 2: Wow wow, Yeah that was pretty harsh how she says? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she is right, keep it in there a little a
Speaker 2: little bit harsh, but also I think, honest, can I
Speaker 2: ask you another question, Do I think that that's necessarily true?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I think Jess is probably. I feel like Jess's edit
Speaker 2: has also been a bad edit. Like I think that
Speaker 2: maybe she did flip flop around in the open relationship thing,
Speaker 2: but I think it's been edited to make her look
Speaker 2: ten times worse than what she is as well.
Speaker 3: I agree. Can I ask you this question? And I
Speaker 3: have gone down this route a couple of times. It's
Speaker 3: quite you know, the conspiracy theorist route. My mum is
Speaker 3: convinced this is the case.
Speaker 2: Come on, what's Ellie from the Jelly got for us again?
Speaker 3: Mum is convinced that Jess and Damien are both actors.
Speaker 2: This comes up every year. I just don't think it
Speaker 2: would be didn't come out right, it's surely surely, I
Speaker 2: just I don't think.
Speaker 3: It fu and wild it is. It's wild. Damien is wild.
Speaker 2: Well he comes back, doesn't he?
Speaker 3: Of course he does. Of course he does. So the
Speaker 3: next part of The Bachelor without Damien in it.
Speaker 2: So Damien comes back. Basically, Jess goes back to her
Speaker 2: little hut, and then there's Damien standing there talking to Dean,
Speaker 2: the producer, and Dean's like, you don't have to do
Speaker 2: this if you don't want to, and Damien's like, I
Speaker 2: want to anyway. No one knows what it is that
Speaker 2: he wants to do.
Speaker 3: He will behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: You think is it called breaking the fourth wall?
Speaker 3: The fourth wall has been broken, very broken.
Speaker 2: Seeing behind the scenes, one might say, I like it
Speaker 2: so Damien walks in, Jess has a breakdown. That's not
Speaker 2: like Jess because obviously she's gonna have to break up
Speaker 2: with him, and you know, break ups the heart They suck. Damien.
Speaker 2: They do that little touching forward thing when he takes
Speaker 2: mind controller and then he says, like, just breathe through it,
Speaker 2: you know, tell me talk through where you're at right
Speaker 2: now in this time, what your what're you're feeling? Like?
Speaker 3: I hate you, I don't want to be with anymore.
Speaker 3: And he's like, all right, let's just let's just rethink
Speaker 3: that for one second. Let's not rush into anything.
Speaker 2: Jess, do you feel sorry for Damien in this moment? Like,
Speaker 2: do you think that he's I mean, obviously he's put
Speaker 2: himself in this situation, or do you think that he
Speaker 2: kind of has enabled the situation.
Speaker 3: Look, it's it's such a wild situation right now because
Speaker 3: we're watching it and all of a sudden, it's not
Speaker 3: the Bachelor or Bachelor's it's the Bachelorette. I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: Jess is the Bachelorette? What the hell is happening? It's
Speaker 3: so crazy. I obviously and I feel sorry for anyone,
Speaker 3: regardless of their background being heartbroken, you know, to an extent.
Speaker 3: I mean, I I've never warmed a Damien, but you know,
Speaker 3: I thought he was very gracious in the breakup.
Speaker 2: He took it too well.
Speaker 3: I was I was waiting for him to flip out.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for him to like kick a camera over,
Speaker 3: like get a light and like throw it across the room.
Speaker 2: Would have made for some good team.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure the producers were hoping that. They're like
Speaker 3: sending him like the intern for the camera and his
Speaker 3: hand being like all right, Damien, if you want to
Speaker 3: kick someone here he is in turns like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: please make it quick. He controlled himself very well.
Speaker 2: Did he took it like a chair?
Speaker 3: He took it like a chair, Like, Damien, here's a
Speaker 3: bottle of rum. If you want to have a sip,
Speaker 3: We're not going to stop you for the whole bottle.
Speaker 3: Sure knock yourself out.
Speaker 2: Don't you think though? So like Damien's there, he's now
Speaker 2: being broken up with ye Jess is now single, so
Speaker 2: then she's ready to get into a relationship.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I can I say something you please? Why
Speaker 3: didn't she do that last episode before she met Felix's parents,
Speaker 3: Like like come on, That's that's why my mom was like,
Speaker 3: she's an actor.
Speaker 2: How do you think Susan's gonna feel when Felix brings
Speaker 2: a home around the table at Christmas?
Speaker 3: Do you imagine how awkward that's going to be A round?
Speaker 2: I promise I'm not like Damien anymore. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: I honestly can't imagine. But we're skipping ahead, we're skipping
Speaker 2: her head. So basically, Jessica she breaks up with Felix.
Speaker 2: It's very dramatic.
Speaker 3: All who, there's so many people you said, Felix, she didn't.
Speaker 2: Break up a feeling.
Speaker 3: People right now are like, what she broke with this
Speaker 3: episode was crazy.
Speaker 2: So she breaks up with Damien. She's very, very upset,
Speaker 2: and I think anybody breaking up with anyone is you know,
Speaker 2: it's a hard thing to do. But somebody wrote this
Speaker 2: in the Facebook group on the butch thread, and I
Speaker 2: absolutely was like, yes, oh my god, you're so right.
Speaker 2: It's interesting to me how jess has had Damien as
Speaker 2: an emotional support person throughout this whole process, like she
Speaker 2: has had somebody there throughout every step of this quote
Speaker 2: unquote journey hate the word, but we'll use it. Whereas
Speaker 2: everybody else has had to go it alone, like everybody
Speaker 2: else has been cut off from all of their friends,
Speaker 2: all of their family, all of the outside world for
Speaker 2: seven weeks, whereas Jess is literally he'd been handheld by
Speaker 2: Damien until finale.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone can say that Damien has helped
Speaker 3: her in this situation. Let's be let's be honest here,
Speaker 3: Like if ever there was a handicap, it's bloody Damien.
Speaker 3: I'm sure if the other women had the option of
Speaker 3: having a Damien along with them, the answer would have
Speaker 3: been no.
Speaker 2: So that's a good point. So maybe the person in
Speaker 2: the Facebook group wasn't right.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to Jess. I'm making it to the finale. It's
Speaker 3: a miracle.
Speaker 2: She really does deserve metal.
Speaker 3: To her.
Speaker 2: You would feel shit if you were Abagail, wouldn't you.
Speaker 3: He picked the girl with a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: God, she's got two boyfriends. She's crasty cat him get one.
Speaker 2: Let's go back a bit before we get before we
Speaker 2: spoil the ending for Felix.
Speaker 3: We are going to spend a minute on Thomas, because
Speaker 3: that's that's how long they gave him on camera.
Speaker 2: I literally almost skipped past Thomas and started talking about
Speaker 2: Jen Can we just talk Thomas? So Thomas breaks up
Speaker 2: with Lauren. I thought it was a flash after the ad.
Speaker 2: I thought it was you know, teas, you know how
Speaker 2: sometimes they do like the flashes of what's coming up,
Speaker 2: just to set the sea. It was so quick I
Speaker 2: thought it was a flash of the ad and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, wow, they really gave away a lot
Speaker 2: on the On the AD break, I plugged.
Speaker 3: In my phone to charge it and I looked up
Speaker 3: and it was already over there.
Speaker 2: She was already walking away.
Speaker 3: Yes, Laura.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember her walking down, like I honestly don't.
Speaker 2: I just remember her standing in front of Thomas and
Speaker 2: he says it's not you and she goes, okay, walks away.
Speaker 3: We gave nothing.
Speaker 2: It was so unbelievably anticlimactic, Like I've never ever seen
Speaker 2: a finale. You could have had sneezes longer than the
Speaker 2: Fairways Gelmus. And the problem is is because as his
Speaker 2: farewell was so anticlimbat because there's just nothing about it.
Speaker 2: When he actually proposed to Leah, it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a nice yeah.
Speaker 3: But I also thought I also thought in that situation
Speaker 3: with Leah, right, okay, giving a mind. When they first
Speaker 3: met each other on the very first date, the speed
Speaker 3: dates where they went in that little boat and lake,
Speaker 3: he left that in tears. So I was like, surely,
Speaker 3: right now he's telling Leah that he loves her, It's
Speaker 3: going to be this amazing, euphoric moment. It's just it's
Speaker 3: the crescendo of the entire series. We're going to have
Speaker 3: some tears, right, nothing, nothing, he proposes. She's like, yeah, cheers, and.
Speaker 2: Then you cried yes, like a little silk.
Speaker 3: Oh come on now, Laura, come on, now, come on,
Speaker 3: don't make me feel guilty for those tears.
Speaker 2: I mean I cried too. We're both silks together.
Speaker 3: Why didn't Thomas and Lea cry?
Speaker 2: I love an emotional man. I love a man who cried.
Speaker 3: She's been wanting this her entire life. She said she's
Speaker 3: never been in love, although she was kind of in
Speaker 3: love on the last show she was on I can't.
Speaker 2: We need to talk about this. So I'm very happy
Speaker 2: for Leah and Thomas. I hope they're still together. There's
Speaker 2: been lots of rumors to say that, but I'm like,
Speaker 2: if anyone's together, my money is on them. I really
Speaker 2: hope that they're together. But Matt, you brought this up
Speaker 2: on like our first episode of About Chunk Cart. Apparently,
Speaker 2: Leah was on another reality TV show called The Proposal
Speaker 2: where she was proposed to imagine going for a tufa.
Speaker 2: Literally two out of two she has been proposed to
Speaker 2: on both reality TVs she's been for She's very good.
Speaker 3: She's got to go for three.
Speaker 2: A lot of people can't even get proposed to once.
Speaker 3: She's got to go for three, surely, I mean third
Speaker 3: times a charm, three TV shows, three proposals.
Speaker 2: Maps, she's gonna be on the same map.
Speaker 3: She one hundred percent is gonna be on maps.
Speaker 2: Imagine Thomas. I mean, do you think Thomas knows that
Speaker 2: Leah was on another reality TV show where she got
Speaker 2: proposed to.
Speaker 3: I mean, if she said no, you'd be bloody filthy
Speaker 3: that she said yes to the guy that she'd known
Speaker 3: for two hours and she said no to you.
Speaker 2: But also they tried to build it up that it's
Speaker 2: like it's so crazy that Leah is saying yes, Like
Speaker 2: you know, it's an amazing saying yes after know each
Speaker 2: other for six for seven weeks, Lee has already been
Speaker 2: she already said yes to knowing someone after two hours.
Speaker 3: So for anyone who doesn't know, the proposal was a
Speaker 3: show where you had one person who was, like, you know,
Speaker 3: the main person, they met four or five potential suitors,
Speaker 3: and at the end of an episode, which was an hour,
Speaker 3: they would get proposed to.
Speaker 2: Do we know for certain that Lea said yes on
Speaker 2: the proposal? Or are we spreading rumors? We might be
Speaker 2: spreading rumors, in which case do your own research. Don't
Speaker 2: believe anything. You're on batch on cus.
Speaker 3: It's alleged that she said yes.
Speaker 2: We haven't seen it, so we don't know. Anyway, we're
Speaker 2: going off. We're going off the terrible information that we've
Speaker 2: been provided.
Speaker 3: But I'm happy for them. I don't think they are.
Speaker 2: Together, but you're once again believing rumors they may be Okay.
Speaker 3: Reason as well why I don't think they're together is
Speaker 3: because they had to look at their instagrams and they
Speaker 3: haven't posted anything because obviously.
Speaker 2: No their instagrams are still managed by someone else.
Speaker 3: But normally you do this like, hey guys, thanks for
Speaker 3: the support, We're so stoked. We're happy. True like that
Speaker 3: always had right, Everyone rushes to watch the awkward video
Speaker 3: that they make you film.
Speaker 2: Ou have you ever watched our video?
Speaker 3: But I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 2: It is messed up.
Speaker 3: They stand there with a gun and they're like, fucking
Speaker 3: say you're in love, and.
Speaker 2: You're like, I have so much fake tan on that
Speaker 2: it should be criminal, Like it is repulsive how much
Speaker 2: fake tan I'm wearing. We are so awkward because we've
Speaker 2: both been crying because it was it's an awful night,
Speaker 2: like finale night. When you're together, it's not this like beautiful, exciting,
Speaker 2: happy night, like you're so sad that somebody else is sad.
Speaker 3: I think you're also reading comments on social media as well,
Speaker 3: which doesn't help.
Speaker 2: We were in I remember like on Maddon and My finale,
Speaker 2: we were in bed together. We were watching Yeah, not
Speaker 2: being sexy, watching the show play out, and then we
Speaker 2: just sat there and we were like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: it's sad, and.
Speaker 3: We're like, let's have a look online and see what
Speaker 3: people are saying. And they're like, you guys for can
Speaker 3: suck and we're like, oh, let's not do that again.
Speaker 2: It was actually it's an awful night, like the finale
Speaker 2: night is awful for the person who's rejected, and it's
Speaker 2: also an awful night for the person who is in
Speaker 2: a relationship, so.
Speaker 3: There is no awkward video being posted on anyone's accounts. Right,
Speaker 3: I was suspicious.
Speaker 2: I wait with baited breath. Ah, if there has ever
Speaker 2: been an example of how to not do the Bachelor,
Speaker 2: how to not do the finale of a Bachelor, then
Speaker 2: we can just walk in specimen Jed.
Speaker 3: But also, he's twenty five, he doesn't know what he's doing.
Speaker 3: He's a musician. What were we honestly expecting?
Speaker 2: So somebody did also write, and I saw that you
Speaker 2: shared it on your stories that this episode is just
Speaker 2: going to be you and I eating shit for the
Speaker 2: entire time because I went against the grain. Every person
Speaker 2: I thought didn't get chosen, so it's mostly just me
Speaker 2: eating shit onself.
Speaker 3: I'm the oracle. I can guess everything. You didn't guess
Speaker 3: you'd be eating shit on Monday, did you, Laura?
Speaker 2: Ah delicious, It's Sunday night. I haven't eaten any shit yet,
Speaker 2: but I might have to. So he doesn't choose Angela.
Speaker 2: Mind you. On last episode, he told Angela he was
Speaker 2: falling in love with her. She walks in feeling the
Speaker 2: confidence of someone who has just had a man say
Speaker 2: I'm falling in love with you, only to walk into
Speaker 2: a church and to sit down in a church pew
Speaker 2: and to have Jed say to her the most ridiculous
Speaker 2: excuse as to why they can't be together.
Speaker 3: He was It was piss week, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm so sorry I'm not choosing you
Speaker 2: because you know I'm a drummer.
Speaker 3: Hang on, wait do you want do you want me
Speaker 3: to do the impression?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So like I was kind of like Dave Hughes,
Speaker 3: isn't it like I'm really sorry? No? What's he haws?
Speaker 3: He sound because pretty close because you know I drum
Speaker 3: heaps overseas and I'm just English. That's all my characters
Speaker 3: are being merged into one. I drum overseas and like,
Speaker 3: I'll shine your shoes, Guvnor and then she's like I
Speaker 3: don't have any shoes, and then he's like, oh, cheery
Speaker 3: over then, and then he walks off.
Speaker 2: No, so what actually happened is that he sits down
Speaker 2: and he says, the reasons why I'm not choosing you
Speaker 2: is because you know, I play in a band and
Speaker 2: I have to travel a lot, and it's.
Speaker 3: Not fair and fair, it's not fair on you. You
Speaker 3: deserve someone who's going to be there with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you deserve someone who and he's like, I know
Speaker 2: that me traveling is a big issue for you. Mind
Speaker 2: you hasn't really been raised as an issue throughout the
Speaker 2: entire season.
Speaker 3: We didn't know it was an issue, even Angela's what.
Speaker 2: The only time it's been raised was on last episode
Speaker 2: where Angela said, oh, yeah, it's not ideal for me
Speaker 2: that my boyfriend is going to be away a lot,
Speaker 2: but you know, it's really reassuring to know that I
Speaker 2: can travel with him sometimes. Just you know what, this
Speaker 2: is a lesson, and this is a lesson for all
Speaker 2: of us, immaturity. If you're going to break out with someone,
Speaker 2: just if you don't have a good reason, like if
Speaker 2: it's just that you're just not that into them, just
Speaker 2: make it clean. Just say I don't feel the way
Speaker 2: you feel about me. You know, I don't feel the
Speaker 2: way that I should feel about you. Whatever it is,
Speaker 2: own up to it and make it clean. Don't say
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. I have to go to the gym
Speaker 2: a lot and so I don't have time. Just don't
Speaker 2: do it. Because people can smell.
Speaker 3: We do know someone who's a lovely man who broke
Speaker 3: up recently with a girl because she didn't like the
Speaker 3: beach and he liked the beach, and he said, well,
Speaker 3: you don't like the beach, so this can't continue, can it.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, it's never gonna work out.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't get in the water because she had a
Speaker 2: fake tan and didn't want to get a hair wet.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter, does it matter? Just say hey, we don't
Speaker 3: have that connection. It's not working. There's no spark. Although.
Speaker 3: Just a message to anyone out there, any guys who
Speaker 3: may be in the running to be the next Bachelor,
Speaker 3: for the love of God, just do not say to
Speaker 3: multiple women, I'm falling in love with you. Just just
Speaker 3: hold back that thought is entering your mind and you're
Speaker 3: not at the finale and you're speaking to the winter,
Speaker 3: just don't say it.
Speaker 2: Have we learned nothing from Lockie Gilbert? Nothing. The other
Speaker 2: part of this that I think was I guess it
Speaker 2: was hard to watch is because most of the time,
Speaker 2: when someone in finale gives the I'm breaking up with
Speaker 2: you speech, it's a pretty well rehearsed speech, like they've
Speaker 2: got it planned out in their head. They've got an
Speaker 2: idea of what they want to say. Sure, it kind
Speaker 2: of felt like Jed was making it up on the spot,
Speaker 2: That's what It was a breakup that was happening in
Speaker 2: real time, and even he was like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: am I saying? And everyone was like, what are you saying?
Speaker 2: But we got to watch it unfold and that was
Speaker 2: really uncomfortable, and even Angela was like, mate, you just
Speaker 2: told me you were in love with me, you were
Speaker 2: falling it. What are you even talking about? And at
Speaker 2: least she called him on his bullshet a little.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great, but.
Speaker 2: You know, anyway, that's not even that's not even the
Speaker 2: most of this whole Jed's finale.
Speaker 3: No, it gets better, Oh it gets so much.
Speaker 2: Better, so Jed. Then obviously it's Alysia.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I like Jed, big big fan
Speaker 3: of Jed, as silly as he is in the finale,
Speaker 3: I've really enjoyed watching him develop as a character, although
Speaker 3: he trips at the final one hundred meters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean all we both love Jed. I
Speaker 2: love Jed. I just think that his finale was it
Speaker 2: wasn't exactly the most beautiful of finales, and the reason
Speaker 2: for that is because this whole time, Alicia, who Jed
Speaker 2: is obviously madly in love with, has been screw dreaming
Speaker 2: at him. Do not propose to me. If you propose
Speaker 2: to me, I will say no, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be proposed to you. I don't want to get married
Speaker 2: to you. I don't want to be engaged.
Speaker 3: Every episode, every episode, she reminds him.
Speaker 2: I think Alicia has said it as many times as
Speaker 2: Jess has said that she's in a relationship with Damien,
Speaker 2: Like that's how many times it's been brought up. So
Speaker 2: what does he do?
Speaker 3: What he does?
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable, Oh my god, what are you doing there?
Speaker 2: Also so awkward because it kind of made me feel
Speaker 2: I felt a bit angry. I was like, have you
Speaker 2: not been listening to this woman? Like do you are
Speaker 2: you ignoring her needs and wants here? It made me
Speaker 2: feel angry that he put her in that situation.
Speaker 3: But also his reaction when she starts going oh shit,
Speaker 3: oh my god, and he's like has this look of
Speaker 3: like like why aren't you saying yes, I can't come.
Speaker 3: You're reacting this way. It's unbelievable. It's like someone saying
Speaker 3: I'm so full, I don't want anything else to eat,
Speaker 3: And then you make a spaghetti bolonaise and go did
Speaker 3: you want some more food? And they go no, thank you,
Speaker 3: I'm fool and you go, oh, well, I've just spent
Speaker 3: hours in the kitchen cooking that. Thanks a lot. Pow.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it's like. Thank you, that's exactly. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I do like a food analogy. They love each other,
Speaker 2: you love a food analogy. I have to put one
Speaker 2: of food metaphor, that's.
Speaker 3: You for the finale.
Speaker 2: Put it in there, eaty metaphor.
Speaker 3: Happy with that one?
Speaker 2: Perfect? It was very good.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: So, I mean that's kind of like Jed's story summarized
Speaker 2: him and Alyssira. We hope they're still together.
Speaker 3: It's just their relationship is like a spag bowl that
Speaker 3: no one wants. Laura, am I right?
Speaker 2: No? I think?
Speaker 3: Am I right?
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. Also, Alicia, she just speaks. She's the voice
Speaker 2: of reason.
Speaker 3: Oopsie, Daisy, that was a little fun from me.
Speaker 2: I'm going to leave that in what would You Do?
Speaker 3: I don't care fast episode and I'm never coming back,
Speaker 3: So do whatever you want, destroy me publicly, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Go back to all the other episodes. Where I've fared
Speaker 3: and put that in there as well, do it. I
Speaker 3: dare you you, I'll fight again.
Speaker 2: That was not a real one. The first one, though,
Speaker 2: I reckon the MIC's picked it up.
Speaker 3: Jed and Alicia, Okay, I think if ever there is
Speaker 3: a couple that is going to last a distance, I
Speaker 3: really think it's these two. I feel like they have
Speaker 3: something special.
Speaker 2: Jed does say one thing though, He says, if I
Speaker 2: don't propose to Alyssia, I'm going to regret it for
Speaker 2: the rest of my life. And my instant thought was, well,
Speaker 2: if you're together, you can just do it in a
Speaker 2: year's time, Like, why would you.
Speaker 3: Regret it for the rest Like because of the free ring.
Speaker 2: Maybe they have to give the ring back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's no proposal, like give us like we
Speaker 3: want that back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not giving out three this year. Come on,
Speaker 2: usually it's one.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's when he made Yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Would make sense. He would regret that for the rest
Speaker 2: of his life. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I hope they're together. I really do. I'm praying. I'm praying.
Speaker 4: Laura.
Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about Abigail and Felix.
Speaker 3: I missed this part because Marley woke up.
Speaker 2: And I had to put it back to bed mate.
Speaker 2: Marley would not go to sleep, so we had to
Speaker 2: try and watch this to try and take our notes
Speaker 2: for recapping, but only got to half watch it because
Speaker 2: we were trying to put a three year old to bed.
Speaker 2: So if any of this information is wrong, which it's
Speaker 2: a very good chance that there is, So.
Speaker 3: I'm intrigued to know what you have to say about Abigail.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, I need to tell you. So there was
Speaker 2: a bait and switch. So basically at the start, oh.
Speaker 3: No, I saw that. I saw that.
Speaker 2: Jess walks out and then there's this drone that's going
Speaker 2: overhead and then they're like no quick, Jess run and
Speaker 2: Jess runs inside and the drone, which everyone's been speculating
Speaker 2: it wasn't the paparazzi, it was it. It was day
Speaker 2: and he was trying to see what was happening.
Speaker 3: No, he's hanging on to the drone and he's getting
Speaker 3: one of his cult member friends to like drop him
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so that's what happens. So Damien came back
Speaker 2: again and then he was hiding in the bushes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Jess runs inside and so because they're trying to hide Jess.
Speaker 2: Abigail then comes out and wait, wait.
Speaker 3: Wait, so they're like, this is too dangerous for you,
Speaker 3: Jess Abigail, You're fine, come out here.
Speaker 2: So Abigail's walking down the path and she's like, ah,
Speaker 2: fuck is stick ah a bush? She literally walked into
Speaker 2: a rose bush when she was trying to get to Felix.
Speaker 2: I reckon. It was the end of the day and
Speaker 2: she was a bit drunk, and for somebody who's afraid
Speaker 2: of ketchup, it's very surprising that she decided to dress
Speaker 2: like a bottle of.
Speaker 3: Drink and she chose that drinking producers were trying to
Speaker 3: fuck with her. She's like, get it out, poor Abigail.
Speaker 3: What a disaster of finale for her.
Speaker 2: Oh god. So anyway she gets to Felix, Holy dick.
Speaker 3: Does he deal with Thomas and just say hey, by
Speaker 3: the way, no it did. It didn't work out, so
Speaker 3: sorry all the best.
Speaker 2: No, he kind of does the opposite, so he talks
Speaker 2: up Abigail to her face so much like he's.
Speaker 3: Like, what does he say? Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait, oh, I was gonna do hear her access You're
Speaker 2: amazing light.
Speaker 3: Your Felix ready sure.
Speaker 4: You You're so amazing and you're just like everything about you,
Speaker 4: your wife, material, your you know, just where you are
Speaker 4: with my family, the perfect person that I should be with.
Speaker 2: I should be with you, We should get married and
Speaker 2: spend our lives together and be together forever. But there's
Speaker 2: something missing. And then she's like, oh, is that something missing, Jessica,
Speaker 2: You're more in love with her. And then he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so more in love Anyways, I can't do this, Boice.
Speaker 2: It's hurting my throat. She took it well, though, she
Speaker 2: took it like a champ. She took it like an
Speaker 2: absolute champ. He basically says there's something missing, and that
Speaker 2: that's something missing is the undescribable or indescribable spark or
Speaker 2: whatever it is, and that spark comes in the form
Speaker 2: of Jessica. So then we switch to it's like nighttime now,
Speaker 2: and then there's smoke and there's a smoke machine and
Speaker 2: Jessica walks down and she meets Felix and he starts
Speaker 2: to say all these things about how it's so complicated,
Speaker 2: and for a second there you think that he's going
Speaker 2: to do a honey Badger. You think he's going to
Speaker 2: choose no one, because.
Speaker 3: They've been teasing this the whole way through, like before
Speaker 3: every id break, he's like, maybe I just won't choose anybody.
Speaker 2: Good. Good, that was a good voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: They're really planning a seed of like this will be
Speaker 3: a Honey Badger two point zero.
Speaker 2: But then Jess gets in there and says, I break
Speaker 2: up with Damien and you could just see so I
Speaker 2: broke up with Damien. For anyone who didn't know what
Speaker 2: I just did.
Speaker 3: Then do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Hang on a second, his face just like he like
Speaker 2: lit up like a kid in the candy store.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon, Felix? Do you reckon? Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: He you that Damien was there on set somewhere like
Speaker 3: or do you reckon? He would have watched it back,
Speaker 3: being like, fuck me, Damien was there, like do you reckon?
Speaker 3: Imagine if he went to the toilet and liked the
Speaker 3: cubicle and Damien's like, hey bro, and he's like, for
Speaker 3: God's sake, leave us alone.
Speaker 2: I wonder, I wonder. I wonder what Felix will think
Speaker 2: looking back on a lot of this. I'm sure, because
Speaker 2: obviously he lived it, he will know the unedited version,
Speaker 2: and we've only been given the highly edited version, but
Speaker 2: I wonder what he will see him for see watching
Speaker 2: it all back.
Speaker 3: So when when jess was saying, I've broken up with
Speaker 3: Damien and you mentioned before that, you know, Felix's face
Speaker 3: it was, you know, it went from concern to this
Speaker 3: big smile, and Felix says, you make me feel so
Speaker 3: special's you made me feel so special? And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: she's had a boyfriend the whole time. She brought a
Speaker 3: boyfriend to meet your family. How did she make you
Speaker 3: feel special?
Speaker 2: Do you know? To me? He is obviously wasn't a joke.
Speaker 3: That was That was the only written joke that I
Speaker 3: had with this recap.
Speaker 2: That was a joke.
Speaker 3: That was a joke.
Speaker 2: That was a statement.
Speaker 3: That was ah, that was that was. That was a joke.
Speaker 3: That was because he's because because he said, you made
Speaker 3: me feel so special? And when when actually she brought
Speaker 3: the boyfriend and meet the family, was that was that real?
Speaker 3: Was that fake?
Speaker 2: That's very fake?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Good ladies, you can fake it sometimes I don't even know.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's pretty much it. So then Jessica and
Speaker 2: Felix they embrace, they kiss and he says, kiss me
Speaker 2: like you're single, but she's not single because she's in
Speaker 2: a relationship with him, so he's still confused.
Speaker 3: About You really liked that line when he said that
Speaker 3: it was really dumb.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, but you're not yet,
Speaker 2: because I mean it was funny, it was good. He's
Speaker 2: very good with the zinger one line. It's like you
Speaker 2: said last week.
Speaker 3: You know what they should have done, and I'm really
Speaker 3: annoyed they didn't. It should have just normally they do
Speaker 3: like they always every season of The Bachelor, the kissing,
Speaker 3: and the camera then just pans up to the sky.
Speaker 3: It should have just panned across and Davy just standing
Speaker 3: there in the bushes by himself, watching him with binoculars
Speaker 3: because I know he was still there. There's no way
Speaker 3: in hell he went home.
Speaker 2: Also, it was probably remote somewhere in gold Court, like
Speaker 2: he couldn't have gotten him home.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what I would have loved? Another
Speaker 3: weird thing? Okay, I guess it kind of worked. Is
Speaker 3: after that all the Bachelor's and the winners that they've
Speaker 3: come together, they're having a drink and they're like, hey, wow,
Speaker 3: my god, you picked her and you picked her.
Speaker 2: Hey wait, how funny is it that only Lee I
Speaker 2: got proposed to and said yes. That's the one thing
Speaker 2: we got right. We were like, Lee is the only
Speaker 2: person on the show who will say yes, And funnily enough,
Speaker 2: she's the only person who's engaged.
Speaker 3: Oh does that mean there's no shit eating on Monday?
Speaker 3: Or is the shit eating still going ahead?
Speaker 2: Depends on what you're in for. I'll try anything once.
Speaker 3: Okay, great. What I was saying before was they cut
Speaker 3: to them all. Can you call them the losers?
Speaker 2: Lauren and Abigail? They will seem fine, completely fine.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, anyway, we're going tomorrow back to work for you? Sure?
Speaker 2: Isn't it weird how they all sat around and kind
Speaker 2: of commentated on the fact that the rest of them
Speaker 2: were happy. They were talking. Then the footage would flick
Speaker 2: to the happy couples and it would flick back and
Speaker 2: forth and back and forth. It was like they were
Speaker 2: kind of three, the three people just commentating their happiness.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 3: But why wasn't Damien in there with those girls He's
Speaker 3: just been broken up with. They should have they should
Speaker 3: have had like the last kind of the last say
Speaker 3: with the three girls and Damien. Why didn't they do that?
Speaker 2: Damien got more airtime than most of the Damien got
Speaker 2: more airtime than Thomas.
Speaker 3: I think we should have him back next year's Bachelor.
Speaker 3: I'm here for it.
Speaker 2: No, because he's okay with an open relationship. He just
Speaker 2: leave with all the women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, you're all coming with me? Episode one,
Speaker 3: the shortest season of Bachelor ever.
Speaker 2: And now they live in a commune in Barron Bay. Anyways,
Speaker 2: that is it from us. That is Batch uncut.
Speaker 3: Now we can keep going, weep going, we cannot.
Speaker 2: We're going to be done. That is us wrapped. We
Speaker 2: thought that this was going to go for a lot
Speaker 2: longer than it did. Three weeks, a whole lot of
Speaker 2: episodes punched out in a very very quick succession. Thank
Speaker 2: you to all of you who have jumped on for
Speaker 2: the chaotic ride that this has been.
Speaker 3: Except for Ellie Jelly, Ellie from the Jelly, from the Jelly,
Speaker 3: But Ellie from the Jelly, do you know what we joke?
Speaker 2: But our actual normal podcast episodes are back tomorrow. So
Speaker 2: for anybody who has been talking.
Speaker 3: About having a finger in your bum during sex, that's.
Speaker 2: But I do it with a girlfriend and not with you.
Speaker 2: It's different. It's still silly, yeah, but it's a different.
Speaker 3: Kind of any different to us talking about eating shit.
Speaker 2: It's just stop saying that now. Sorry, hit the eating
Speaker 2: shit quota?
Speaker 3: Can we call it the title of this episode, Let's
Speaker 3: eat shit on Monday?
Speaker 2: Can we we all have to eat shit? But no, Honestly,
Speaker 2: I want to say the biggest thank you because we
Speaker 2: had to me to you, but also to our listeners
Speaker 2: who have jumped on board of this, because Matt and
Speaker 2: I have had so much fun creating this little series.
Speaker 2: It's really special as a couple to be able to
Speaker 2: have little projects to work on that we get to
Speaker 2: spend time together and have a laugh once the kids
Speaker 2: are in bed. We have so much fun, and so
Speaker 2: this has been good for us too. Is kind of
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm really going to miss all the nice messages that
Speaker 3: come into my inbox. I'm getting a little bit emotional cute.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, if you want to leave, you.
Speaker 3: Just wrap me up.
Speaker 2: Don't leave a review for me.
Speaker 3: It's just about to open up.
Speaker 2: What do you want to say?
Speaker 3: No, I'm done, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
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Speaker 3: He also, and your radio show comes out. When this
Speaker 3: gets released, you'll then be doing your very first three
Speaker 3: pm radio show.
Speaker 2: Yes we will, so Monday is our very first radio show.
Speaker 2: The pickup is starting at three pm. If you are
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Speaker 3: And I've got lots of really exciting projects that I've
Speaker 3: also been wanting to talk about for a really long
Speaker 3: time that kick off today. I'm doing a spag bowl
Speaker 3: for dinner, which is a little something special that I've
Speaker 3: been working on a new recipe with it is barbecue
Speaker 3: sauce in it for the very first time, shut sauce
Speaker 3: at this time, just to make the sauce a little
Speaker 3: bit richer. And that is it.
Speaker 2: Well, Matthew, it has been an absolute pleasure.
Speaker 3: What else can I whizzle my way into Life on Cut?
Speaker 3: I feel like my my Facebook algorithm knows how much
Speaker 3: I like look at Life Uncut the Facebook group, and
Speaker 3: so my feed is literally just it's all life on
Speaker 3: Cut and I have to stop myself from commenting on
Speaker 3: every single post.
Speaker 2: What if we just keep recording, like in our bedroom
Speaker 2: at nighttime, just drop it into the feed every soft
Speaker 2: and Britt'll be like, what the fuck you guys are doing?
Speaker 3: She won't know, She'll never anyway.
Speaker 2: That is it from us again. Thank you for joining
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