WEBVTT - #185: The Periods Tour 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.240 This is Is it just. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:09.320 Hosted by a couple of mitches? Hello, yello, you blease 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:13.520 yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. I'd rather 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:16.119 be dead. Let me called gunkle ah, that nickname for 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:18.320 gay uncle. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:19.280 to change the word. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:21.520 Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:23.919 Funkles here, give a uncle. 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:31.760 No, he is Mitch Jury and Mitchell coos. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:35.400 Hello you Hello, where's Cheery dinner? 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:36.320 I don't know. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:39.639 Let's find out Cheery. What's going on? 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:47.240 Hello? Yes, it's Mitch Cheery, reporting from the charred remains 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.920 of what looks to be a Nissen Pulser on the 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:54.960 side of the Sydney Harbor Tunnel. I'm in immense traffic. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.720 He's in a traffic gem. It's been stuck there for ages. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:59.680 I've been waiting in the studio, ready to go for 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:00.720 about two hours now. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.120 I've seen a pilates class. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:06.080 Yeah, I've been waiting in traffic. I'm not even joking 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.120 for like, i'd say, an hour and ten minutes, an 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:09.520 hour and fifteen was that like. 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:11.720 Stand still traffic, the sort of traffic where you can 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:12.959 get out of the car wander around. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.840 Everyone's getting out of their car, people are turning their 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.440 engines off. I had my hazards on. I don't know why. 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.520 I saw one TikTok that was like, oh, he's wear 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.240 hazards in the crash, So my hazards are on. It's 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.120 so bad. I'm like, I open Twitter to check for 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.840 updates on live traffic. But when you were driving a 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:32.720 hope yeah yeah, no No. I was in a standstill 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.080 and all my Twitter porn came up. And it was 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.280 very embarrassing because I was trying to find, oh dear 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.280 the traffic updates and I had to make sure no 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:40.840 one could see it. 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:42.640 Wait, do you not have a separate Twitter account for 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.399 porn or is it all this under Mitch Cherry. 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.440 No, I don't have a professional Twitter account. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:49.880 Ah right there, I see it under your name, Mitch 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:51.040 Cherry the porn account. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.920 No, no, it's some dumb name like shroop off all 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:55.280 lover or something ridiculous. 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:58.840 Okay, yeah, no, same, yeah, yeah. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.080 Of course, I mean we all do. Jenna gave me 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.880 that tip. Thanks for that, Jenna, no problem. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:07.160 So I was chatting to Mitch before idiots, and I said, okay, 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.080 it looks like the Harbor Tunnel. Why don't you just 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.799 take the bridge. There's been this huge accident, car explode. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.720 It's not looking good for him. I said, why don't 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:17.239 you take the bridge? Apparently he'd just gone that little 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.560 bit too far past the exit. It was too late 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.280 for him to divert, so he's been stuck there for ages. 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:22.880 No. 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:27.960 I I was probably one hundred meters past the diversion. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:32.240 I could see the police and the road authority people 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.839 letting everyone out behind me, and I'm like, please, I'm 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.360 just I was like seven cars in front, so I 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:38.520 had to wait the hour. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:42.600 Apparently in the tunnel had to leave their cars and evacuate. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.560 What. Yeah, let's check the traffic report just to paint 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.560 a picture of how bad it has been for Cherry 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:48.480 the last hour and a bit. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.640 WSFM time to save the traffic soon, Jeff Wallows on 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:56.000 WSFM car fire for the Easy Tunnle southbound, the shutdown 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:57.480 the tunnel and the Harbor Tunnel. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:58.880 All the traffic on the freeway north. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:04.160 Hang that said southbound is it's just one big lie. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:08.359 I'm on FaceTime. I'm also going northbound. Apparently the crash 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.639 was southbound, but it was they've closed the whole tunnel off. 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.720 I suppose you shouldn't fuck with a car on fire. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:15.560 I understand even if you're heading north, you don't want 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.120 to dive past that shit. It's not ideal. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.280 Well, my mom called me because she knows that's the 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:21.080 way I drive to work. And there's nothing worse than 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.680 when a mother hears a traffic for there's been a crash. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:26.520 She always calls and she goes, it wasn't you, was it? Anyway? 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.600 I called her and she's now on her It's an 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:32.880 electric car bandwagon and the electric cars are black and 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:34.320 it's going to start happening more. 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:37.480 Has your mum been listening to fucking John Laws. Yes, 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:40.880 By the way, my mom's exactly the same, except she 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.880 just sees anything in Sydney. There's a fucking drive by 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.920 shooting in Banksown. She's like, did you make it? Oh? 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.040 Thank god you picked up. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.360 My mom's the same. My mum will hear a siren 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.800 drive past the house and she'll go, I better call 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.200 your father and my mom he's watching maps in the 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.600 living room. But oh, I'm moving, I'm moving. Hold on, 0:03:58.720 --> 0:03:59.200 I'm moving. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.520 Wish didn't be talking to you on the phone while you drive. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.120 Are you going to be here soon? 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:03.600 Ish? 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.280 I was going to do the whole show my fucking 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:06.800 face time, But we can just wait for you. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.760 I reckon, give me fifteen I'll be in. But I 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:12.120 will say this is the most productive I've ever been. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:15.840 I replied to twenty emails. I bought some Amazon products. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.640 I made a call, like I call my grandma. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:24.400 Was great because you were that boored. Sorry, there's not 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.160 much they can do. They're in the traffic GM too, 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:26.920 don't it anyway? 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:28.680 No, no, no, why you're not right? 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.440 Yeah, we'll just hit boards. We'll see you in a 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:30.800 bit of ruh. 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.240 Yeah yeah, okay, I'll see you a bit. Ay. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.560 Well, hello you you're actually here? 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:41.039 Hello you I am. I'm alive. God, that was so stressful. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.360 My Apple watch was like, are you recording an exercise? 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.080 I'm like no, I'm sucking traffic and I'm very stressed. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.679 It's so frustrating because it's like there's nothing you can do. No, 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:51.760 there's nothing you can do. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.159 No, And it's like I feel like I want to 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.760 talk to the cars around me. Like it's when you're 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:58.359 like at a coffee shop and you're waiting for like 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.640 a coffee. You have that gut into Maybe this is 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.080 just a mixtury thing where you talk to everyone around you. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:04.239 No, I've never had that instinct. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.440 Why whatever the doctor's offers. You're next to someone and 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.760 you're waiting, and you go, oh, god, sniffles, got you two? 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.480 Huh No, that's what I do. Oh I want to 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.160 put my window down and go Could this be any 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:15.520 more inconvenient? I don't know. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.760 I think I've just got a bit of a fear 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.159 of rejection, because there's nothing more crushing than when you 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:22.400 actually strike up a conversation and they don't play ball. 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.919 Oh and that seems to happen with me. 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.240 Yeah, but practice because I love you with all my heart. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:31.320 But there is a little bit of fear that strikes 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.800 me even when you look at me after ten years 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:36.760 of friendship, really say something to me, like you were 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.680 in a cafe. Thank you'll get the baked egg roll. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.080 I was just gonna stand here, thanks, jiggy God. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:42.920 I can't believe how much they charge for almond milk. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.960 Had me seventy cents for almond milk. 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.520 I know, and you know what I was on oat 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:55.520 and I actually to go. Okay, it started well you 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.080 don't rush out of it that quickly, Mitchell. That was 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.240 actually really good and that was a great conversation because 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.160 everyone's upset about the price of arm and milk. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.760 Well, it happened recently where I was rejected. I tried 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.760 to strike up a conversation, you know how, I said, 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.520 I was doing my cycling in the city course, of 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:10.760 course over the weekend. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:12.640 Begena fam Wiena, the. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.440 Fani we all Regina uh huh. Yes, So I did 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.640 that over the weekend and there was like twelve of 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.560 us and they made us ride to central station. It 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:21.800 was a little bit scary, but. 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.240 Kind of your bike training. Yeah, oh my god, you've 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:25.680 done it. Oh how did it go? 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.479 That's what I was just talking about. It doesn't clear, No, 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.480 it didn't just clear cycling in the city court. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:31.200 Yes. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.919 It started with a bit of theory, which is the 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.040 closest I felt to high school since fucking high school. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.440 It was so triggering, like the PowerPoint and everything, and 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.560 the teacher couldn't figure out how to use the bloody projector. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:42.320 I was like, oh my god, we are in high 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.360 school again. And then after like forty minutes of theory, 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.840 they're like, okay, now we're going to ride to Central Station. Yeah, 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.320 from fucking Sydney Park. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.080 Oh that's a big right, and and that is also 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:53.640 city streets. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.040 But it turns out there's quite a few backstreets with 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:56.040 cycle lanes, which is. 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:57.680 Good tonight, nice, thanks more. 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.679 But yeah, they were making us practice a particular turn 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:02.680 and like what to do in this situation? Who do 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:04.640 you give way to whatever? And they were doing it 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:06.000 out in the front of a cafe and I said 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.479 to one of the other ladies doing the court, I 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:08.800 was like, oh my god, I'm so nervous to do 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.600 with an audience. I know this is a podcast, but 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.720 I'm just going to show you the look she gave me. Okay, 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:15.920 so say that to me. Oh my god, there's people watching. 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:17.040 I'm nervous as an audience. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.480 Oh my god, there's people watching I'm nervous as an audience. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.920 Wile that's rude. She didn't like you. 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:27.080 I would have just looked like one of the chickens 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:28.760 on Chicken Run with that purse fucking mouth of a 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:30.000 climation lip. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.600 I know that very very cmation. So she didn't. She 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:34.320 wasn't liking you. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:38.280 Well, we later got talking. But there's something about striking 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:41.400 up a conversation with someone and they give you dead silence. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:43.560 And it's not like they didn't hear you. She acknowledged 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.040 that she heard me and just didn't add to it. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.280 And I'm like, that's you could stab me in the 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:48.680 abdomen and it would hurt less than that. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.640 I can completely with you, yeah, because it's everything that 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.400 she wants to say is being said with her eyes. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.280 Yes, in that place, shut up ride your bike. I 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.360 mean I wouldn't get suck in traffic like you as 0:07:58.360 --> 0:07:59.360 a cyclist. 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:00.920 And it would have it's award because I had an 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.040 erection from the Twitter poorn, Oh my god, what have 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.240 been out of the car and they would have been like, 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.360 all right, I have to shut the street down again. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:08.120 Mess on the highway. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:12.160 Ah No, I believe that there's some souvenirs to be 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.640 had this week. I was promised last week. Yes, from 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.480 both of your trips there were souvenirs. 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:19.720 Oh fuck, I forgot. Oh I remember, for God's sake, 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.480 you know, they're the only two souvenirs I haven't given 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.360 out and they're sitting on my bedside table. I completely forgot. God, 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:28.280 I completely forgot. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:29.480 I'm sure I love the interest. 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.880 Frankly, No, you're gonna love it. I know you're gonna 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.280 love it because this isn't like a classic souvenir. This 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:38.120 is catered for you and Jenny, yours is catered for you. Well, 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.559 the ones I got good, you brought yours. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:43.720 Yeah, maybe we should hold them for next week so 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.000 we can all do it. No, actually, no, hold them 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.480 for next week because I didn't get you any souvenirs 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:50.720 because I didn't go away. I give established. But I'm 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.560 going to Melbourne for Taylor Stoop this weekend. 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:53.240 Oh my god. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.240 Then yeah, oh that's good. Yes. By the time this 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.240 episode is out, I will have already seen the show 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:00.440 heartway talk. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.199 About I'm going the next week. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:02.760 I am. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:03.880 Yeah, I'm going. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.079 The amount of times you've besmirched miss Swift on this 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.960 podcast and now you're going. And I bet you didn't 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.640 pay a cent? Did you? And I didn't pay a cent? 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:16.719 No, when you said you hate going to concert. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.120 I hate going to concert, the tale Swift, I am 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:22.959 in the corporate label box. I knew it. But I'm 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:27.640 taking Michelle my mom. She's so excited, she said, she said, 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.880 I saw on nine News a TikTok so she doesn't 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.240 have TikTok, but she saw the TikTok on nine News, 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:33.840 but she said it was without audio. You know how 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.120 they overlaid TikTok, but they mute it because the journalists 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:39.240 are speaking. She went, I think there are good shoes 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:43.000 for Taylor, which is the reputation period, and I want 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:44.360 to wear them to the to the show. So I'm 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.040 going to go to Miller's. So she got all the 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:50.720 information from a nine News TikTok and the reputation period, 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.079 like we're talking Jurassic Yeah, guys, she thinks it's a period. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:58.480 Not era, not era period. Yuck. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:02.200 That was probably there first idea. What don't we called periods? No, 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:05.600 I think about it, Taylor. You're right. Yeah. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.720 I couldn't sleep last night, and I caught myself because 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.280 I saw something on nine News actually about the fact 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.559 that a lot of people were logging onto flight tracker 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.199 to track Taylor Sif's private jet. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.679 Did yeah you did, of course I did. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:20.680 Yeah. It weren't that much of a fan of hers. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:24.320 But I'm very environmentally friendly, so I'm anti private jets. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:25.960 I was as curious, and I knew that she landed 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.600 around midnight, and so I jumped on the reference. Yeah, 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:33.440 I know right, surely she planned that. I logged on 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:35.960 because I couldn't get to sleep, and I caught her 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:39.800 just as she was flying over an hour until one ish. 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:43.440 I really land at one. That's crazy times. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:44.160 She's amazing. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.360 And they were all these bloody fans at Melbourne Airport 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:50.160 scaling the fence with posters and shit. And there's not 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.199 one photo of her getting off the fly. You'd think 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:53.800 she'd throw them a wave, wouldn't you. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.840 Total she gets in the waistbin, doesn't she. Yes, she 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.320 hides in broom closets and to just get her out. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.560 It's like, there's no secret that it's you. No, everyone 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:05.000 knows that it's Taylor Swift's jet. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.000 Yeah, we're tracking your private jet, babes. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.760 Yeah. But actually, at one point on the flight tracker, 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.640 she was the number one trending and then all of 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.840 a sudden she jumped to number two trending and she 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:16.760 was overtaken. I was like, what the fuck is this? 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.640 It was like a helicopter the bloody Air Force in London. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.080 I was like, oh dear, there's an incident. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.880 What's going on? First, Prince Charles? Right? Oh King? Sorry, sorry, 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:27.720 the king in his big prostate. Would the Air Force 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.679 get involved with that? Because he's got terminal A psychic 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.160 on TikTok told me he'll be dead in a month. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.640 He's not. I feel that we would have heard about 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.320 that right now if he was dead. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:38.160 No, he's not. He's in the process of ding and 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.120 Kate and Kate Middleton's in a kima. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.640 So where was Where would the Air Force chopper have 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.960 been taking him to and from Bow Moral? 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.160 I could only assume ill. 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.080 He can't be flying, Well, that's where the queen perished 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:50.760 bow Morals. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:51.720 He's not kind of perish. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.840 I think you will, mark my words, what a shit go. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.640 If he does? Right, you wait around that long to 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.480 be king and then you fucking car't get and more 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.680 Camilla's they're doing all these duties and it's like, imagine 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.679 performing those duties knowing deep down that a lot of 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.720 people don't want to see you. That's whoy're not happy 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:07.000 to see. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.760 Yes, that's who I feel bad for. Camilla Parker bowls 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.480 like she's waited her whole life. She's been hated. Now 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.360 she's queen that her husband goes and carks that she's 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.160 no longer Royal. She's gonna I have to work at 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:16.920 a jac Beennie. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.360 She'll be serving your mum at Miller's. 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.319 Seriously, the t K max do you remember me? That'll 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.000 be five pounds. I'm actually on that note. Well I 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.199 was gonna be, but my husband didn't last long enough 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.120 to get the money printed. So it's my grandma. I 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.920 love Camilla. I think that she gets shit. Run me too. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:35.320 I'm team Diana. Do anything wrong, I'm team Diana. Okay, 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:36.760 Well what are you wearing to tailor? 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:37.040 Quickly? 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:37.600 Do you have an out? 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.920 You'll see it on my insc oh hate? 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:41.679 Does that? Are you going? Jenna? 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:41.920 Yeah? 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:42.199 I am? 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:43.760 When on the month? 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:43.880 Though? 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:47.880 When did he ask? I would never turn help myself? 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:51.720 What period are you? Let me guess? Nineteen sixty six. 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.199 Nineteen eighty ninety four, She's not that fucking. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.400 Oh no, no, I mean the show you're doing ninety 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:57.360 eighty nine for sure. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.520 No, I'm midnights. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:04.920 Why because I've got a top and it says a camera. 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.200 As a cat purring on my lap because he loves me. 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:09.000 Oh that's actually really cute. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:09.880 Did you already have that? 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:10.400 And you buy it? 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:10.880 Especially? 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.680 I bought it especially Wow Okay, Yeah, I've. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.280 Got a wristband, a Taylor wristband, and I bought my 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.559 my friendship bracelet kit to make. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:22.440 I'm making one. That's it now you Yeah? 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:25.280 Do you remember that that music video for her song 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.160 what's it called Again? The one that's like, it's me, Hi, 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.360 I'm the problem to me, anti hero, anti hero? Do 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.240 you remember how there was a point in the video 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.599 where she stepped on the scales and then there's a 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.400 shot of the scales and it just shows the word fat. Oh, 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.760 and then she got kind of canceled for it. People 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.080 were like, that's a bit unnecessary, it's a bit fat phobic, 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.120 a bit fat shaming, and so she cut that part 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.240 out of the video. Instead, she just now stands on 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.120 the scales, looks down and like the other Taylor, you know, 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.480 the devil on her shoulder, Taylor shakes her head, But 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.880 that don't include the word fat placid across the screen. 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:56.880 I was just going to get a shirt that says 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:59.520 fat with the scales on it, and I really like 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.760 the idea. Then I was like, it didn't go down 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:03.559 well for her, it probably won't go down well for. 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.800 Me at the concert. No, they'll eat the swifties will eat, 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.679 they'll probably slip your throat and yeah, I. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:11.160 Don't know from what I've gathered the swift he thought 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:11.960 not be fucked with. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.160 I's not going to bother absolutely not well, I was 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.120 going to go as a paper mash eight private jet. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:18.600 I am going to the Universal box. So I don't 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:22.000 want to upset the executive. Maybe not well, welcome to 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.000 What is it just me? Every week we start the 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.920 show with too? Is it just every episode? Every episode? 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.440 You're right, because there's two now. Something we've noticed, something 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.400 we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.840 know Mitch's. Jenner's in the room. Do you want to 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:34.440 go first? Mitch? 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.000 Sure, I'll kick things off. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:43.000 That's a good intro, guys, good karma. Oh that's it's Siri. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.920 Anytime a Taylor Swift song's mentioned at players. How was 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:46.840 the summer for you guys? 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:48.000 It was cruel. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.960 I'll tell you what, Jenna. When we did Secret Santa 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:57.760 and I inherited that archer reset, no one loved it. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.680 You could call him the archer. Sorry, we didn't fucking 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.680 have the arch Ready. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:07.000 Move on? Why did you choose a B side? Go 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:07.520 with the singer. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.160 So I was challenging your I'm not that quick. I 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.880 was working at this radio station when they wanted to 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.560 debut The Archer as soon as it came out, and 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.160 as it was going to air, like the moment it dropped, 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.400 they played it as it was going to where they 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.880 were like, oh, we probably shouldn't have played this. It's 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:24.360 a bit silly for kiss is this? 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:28.440 This one's yeah? Oh yeah, I stood on the mountain. 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:31.120 I'm ready to fucking fight. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.760 And it doesn't. There's no extra beats that whole It's 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.040 consistent like that the whole time. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.240 I love, I love exile. 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:40.160 We can't keep no. 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.200 This is terrible for non swifties. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:44.960 You're getting me or pumped up though I'm keen. 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:45.720 I'm going to go. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.360 People hearing the evermore eramind you? 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:51.280 No? Yeah, rightly, sir? Yeah, I have smoker During nineteen 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:51.880 sixty six? 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:55.120 Should I do? 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:58.680 I'm like cut off a turd during during what Me? 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.280 I actually love me? 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:03.760 Everyone gives me shit. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.840 Learning is fun, Spelling and spelling is fun. 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:07.640 You're pretty close. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:11.000 Thank you credit where it's to you? Thank you? 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:14.520 Am I doing this a what? Ready? 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:17.440 Is it? Just me? 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.600