Speaker 1: This is Is it just.
Speaker 2: Hosted by a couple of mitches? Hello, yello, you blease
Speaker 2: yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. I'd rather
Speaker 2: be dead. Let me called gunkle ah, that nickname for
Speaker 2: gay uncle. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need
Speaker 2: to change the word.
Speaker 3: Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight.
Speaker 1: Funkles here, give a uncle.
Speaker 2: No, he is Mitch Jury and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 3: Hello you Hello, where's Cheery dinner?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Let's find out Cheery. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Hello? Yes, it's Mitch Cheery, reporting from the charred remains
Speaker 2: of what looks to be a Nissen Pulser on the
Speaker 2: side of the Sydney Harbor Tunnel. I'm in immense traffic.
Speaker 3: He's in a traffic gem. It's been stuck there for ages.
Speaker 3: I've been waiting in the studio, ready to go for
Speaker 3: about two hours now.
Speaker 1: I've seen a pilates class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been waiting in traffic. I'm not even joking
Speaker 2: for like, i'd say, an hour and ten minutes, an
Speaker 2: hour and fifteen was that like.
Speaker 3: Stand still traffic, the sort of traffic where you can
Speaker 3: get out of the car wander around.
Speaker 2: Everyone's getting out of their car, people are turning their
Speaker 2: engines off. I had my hazards on. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I saw one TikTok that was like, oh, he's wear
Speaker 2: hazards in the crash, So my hazards are on. It's
Speaker 2: so bad. I'm like, I open Twitter to check for
Speaker 2: updates on live traffic. But when you were driving a
Speaker 2: hope yeah yeah, no No. I was in a standstill
Speaker 2: and all my Twitter porn came up. And it was
Speaker 2: very embarrassing because I was trying to find, oh dear
Speaker 2: the traffic updates and I had to make sure no
Speaker 2: one could see it.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you not have a separate Twitter account for
Speaker 3: porn or is it all this under Mitch Cherry.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have a professional Twitter account.
Speaker 3: Ah right there, I see it under your name, Mitch
Speaker 3: Cherry the porn account.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's some dumb name like shroop off all
Speaker 2: lover or something ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, no, same, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course, I mean we all do. Jenna gave me
Speaker 2: that tip. Thanks for that, Jenna, no problem.
Speaker 3: So I was chatting to Mitch before idiots, and I said, okay,
Speaker 3: it looks like the Harbor Tunnel. Why don't you just
Speaker 3: take the bridge. There's been this huge accident, car explode.
Speaker 3: It's not looking good for him. I said, why don't
Speaker 3: you take the bridge? Apparently he'd just gone that little
Speaker 3: bit too far past the exit. It was too late
Speaker 3: for him to divert, so he's been stuck there for ages.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I I was probably one hundred meters past the diversion.
Speaker 2: I could see the police and the road authority people
Speaker 2: letting everyone out behind me, and I'm like, please, I'm
Speaker 2: just I was like seven cars in front, so I
Speaker 2: had to wait the hour.
Speaker 5: Apparently in the tunnel had to leave their cars and evacuate.
Speaker 3: What. Yeah, let's check the traffic report just to paint
Speaker 3: a picture of how bad it has been for Cherry
Speaker 3: the last hour and a bit.
Speaker 5: WSFM time to save the traffic soon, Jeff Wallows on
Speaker 5: WSFM car fire for the Easy Tunnle southbound, the shutdown
Speaker 5: the tunnel and the Harbor Tunnel.
Speaker 6: All the traffic on the freeway north.
Speaker 3: Hang that said southbound is it's just one big lie.
Speaker 2: I'm on FaceTime. I'm also going northbound. Apparently the crash
Speaker 2: was southbound, but it was they've closed the whole tunnel off.
Speaker 3: I suppose you shouldn't fuck with a car on fire.
Speaker 3: I understand even if you're heading north, you don't want
Speaker 3: to dive past that shit. It's not ideal.
Speaker 2: Well, my mom called me because she knows that's the
Speaker 2: way I drive to work. And there's nothing worse than
Speaker 2: when a mother hears a traffic for there's been a crash.
Speaker 2: She always calls and she goes, it wasn't you, was it? Anyway?
Speaker 2: I called her and she's now on her It's an
Speaker 2: electric car bandwagon and the electric cars are black and
Speaker 2: it's going to start happening more.
Speaker 3: Has your mum been listening to fucking John Laws. Yes,
Speaker 3: By the way, my mom's exactly the same, except she
Speaker 3: just sees anything in Sydney. There's a fucking drive by
Speaker 3: shooting in Banksown. She's like, did you make it? Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank god you picked up.
Speaker 2: My mom's the same. My mum will hear a siren
Speaker 2: drive past the house and she'll go, I better call
Speaker 2: your father and my mom he's watching maps in the
Speaker 2: living room. But oh, I'm moving, I'm moving. Hold on,
Speaker 2: I'm moving.
Speaker 3: Wish didn't be talking to you on the phone while you drive.
Speaker 3: Are you going to be here soon?
Speaker 2: Ish?
Speaker 3: I was going to do the whole show my fucking
Speaker 3: face time, But we can just wait for you.
Speaker 2: I reckon, give me fifteen I'll be in. But I
Speaker 2: will say this is the most productive I've ever been.
Speaker 2: I replied to twenty emails. I bought some Amazon products.
Speaker 2: I made a call, like I call my grandma.
Speaker 3: Was great because you were that boored. Sorry, there's not
Speaker 3: much they can do. They're in the traffic GM too,
Speaker 3: don't it anyway?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, why you're not right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just hit boards. We'll see you in a
Speaker 3: bit of ruh.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, I'll see you a bit. Ay.
Speaker 3: Well, hello you you're actually here?
Speaker 2: Hello you I am. I'm alive. God, that was so stressful.
Speaker 2: My Apple watch was like, are you recording an exercise?
Speaker 2: I'm like no, I'm sucking traffic and I'm very stressed.
Speaker 3: It's so frustrating because it's like there's nothing you can do. No,
Speaker 3: there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 2: No, And it's like I feel like I want to
Speaker 2: talk to the cars around me. Like it's when you're
Speaker 2: like at a coffee shop and you're waiting for like
Speaker 2: a coffee. You have that gut into Maybe this is
Speaker 2: just a mixtury thing where you talk to everyone around you.
Speaker 3: No, I've never had that instinct.
Speaker 2: Why whatever the doctor's offers. You're next to someone and
Speaker 2: you're waiting, and you go, oh, god, sniffles, got you two?
Speaker 2: Huh No, that's what I do. Oh I want to
Speaker 2: put my window down and go Could this be any
Speaker 2: more inconvenient? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I've just got a bit of a fear
Speaker 3: of rejection, because there's nothing more crushing than when you
Speaker 3: actually strike up a conversation and they don't play ball.
Speaker 3: Oh and that seems to happen with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but practice because I love you with all my heart.
Speaker 2: But there is a little bit of fear that strikes
Speaker 2: me even when you look at me after ten years
Speaker 2: of friendship, really say something to me, like you were
Speaker 2: in a cafe. Thank you'll get the baked egg roll.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna stand here, thanks, jiggy God.
Speaker 3: I can't believe how much they charge for almond milk.
Speaker 3: Had me seventy cents for almond milk.
Speaker 2: I know, and you know what I was on oat
Speaker 2: and I actually to go. Okay, it started well you
Speaker 2: don't rush out of it that quickly, Mitchell. That was
Speaker 2: actually really good and that was a great conversation because
Speaker 2: everyone's upset about the price of arm and milk.
Speaker 3: Well, it happened recently where I was rejected. I tried
Speaker 3: to strike up a conversation, you know how, I said,
Speaker 3: I was doing my cycling in the city course, of
Speaker 3: course over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Begena fam Wiena, the.
Speaker 3: Fani we all Regina uh huh. Yes, So I did
Speaker 3: that over the weekend and there was like twelve of
Speaker 3: us and they made us ride to central station. It
Speaker 3: was a little bit scary, but.
Speaker 2: Kind of your bike training. Yeah, oh my god, you've
Speaker 2: done it. Oh how did it go?
Speaker 3: That's what I was just talking about. It doesn't clear, No,
Speaker 3: it didn't just clear cycling in the city court.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: It started with a bit of theory, which is the
Speaker 3: closest I felt to high school since fucking high school.
Speaker 3: It was so triggering, like the PowerPoint and everything, and
Speaker 3: the teacher couldn't figure out how to use the bloody projector.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, we are in high
Speaker 3: school again. And then after like forty minutes of theory,
Speaker 3: they're like, okay, now we're going to ride to Central Station. Yeah,
Speaker 3: from fucking Sydney Park.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a big right, and and that is also
Speaker 2: city streets.
Speaker 3: But it turns out there's quite a few backstreets with
Speaker 3: cycle lanes, which is.
Speaker 2: Good tonight, nice, thanks more.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they were making us practice a particular turn
Speaker 3: and like what to do in this situation? Who do
Speaker 3: you give way to whatever? And they were doing it
Speaker 3: out in the front of a cafe and I said
Speaker 3: to one of the other ladies doing the court, I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I'm so nervous to do
Speaker 3: with an audience. I know this is a podcast, but
Speaker 3: I'm just going to show you the look she gave me. Okay,
Speaker 3: so say that to me. Oh my god, there's people watching.
Speaker 3: I'm nervous as an audience.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's people watching I'm nervous as an audience.
Speaker 2: Wile that's rude. She didn't like you.
Speaker 3: I would have just looked like one of the chickens
Speaker 3: on Chicken Run with that purse fucking mouth of a
Speaker 3: climation lip.
Speaker 2: I know that very very cmation. So she didn't. She
Speaker 2: wasn't liking you.
Speaker 3: Well, we later got talking. But there's something about striking
Speaker 3: up a conversation with someone and they give you dead silence.
Speaker 3: And it's not like they didn't hear you. She acknowledged
Speaker 3: that she heard me and just didn't add to it.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's you could stab me in the
Speaker 3: abdomen and it would hurt less than that.
Speaker 2: I can completely with you, yeah, because it's everything that
Speaker 2: she wants to say is being said with her eyes.
Speaker 3: Yes, in that place, shut up ride your bike. I
Speaker 3: mean I wouldn't get suck in traffic like you as
Speaker 3: a cyclist.
Speaker 2: And it would have it's award because I had an
Speaker 2: erection from the Twitter poorn, Oh my god, what have
Speaker 2: been out of the car and they would have been like,
Speaker 2: all right, I have to shut the street down again.
Speaker 2: Mess on the highway.
Speaker 3: Ah No, I believe that there's some souvenirs to be
Speaker 3: had this week. I was promised last week. Yes, from
Speaker 3: both of your trips there were souvenirs.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I forgot. Oh I remember, for God's sake,
Speaker 2: you know, they're the only two souvenirs I haven't given
Speaker 2: out and they're sitting on my bedside table. I completely forgot. God,
Speaker 2: I completely forgot.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I love the interest.
Speaker 2: Frankly, No, you're gonna love it. I know you're gonna
Speaker 2: love it because this isn't like a classic souvenir. This
Speaker 2: is catered for you and Jenny, yours is catered for you. Well,
Speaker 2: the ones I got good, you brought yours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we should hold them for next week so
Speaker 3: we can all do it. No, actually, no, hold them
Speaker 3: for next week because I didn't get you any souvenirs
Speaker 3: because I didn't go away. I give established. But I'm
Speaker 3: going to Melbourne for Taylor Stoop this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, oh that's good. Yes. By the time this
Speaker 3: episode is out, I will have already seen the show
Speaker 3: heartway talk.
Speaker 2: About I'm going the next week.
Speaker 7: I am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going.
Speaker 3: The amount of times you've besmirched miss Swift on this
Speaker 3: podcast and now you're going. And I bet you didn't
Speaker 3: pay a cent? Did you? And I didn't pay a cent?
Speaker 1: No, when you said you hate going to concert.
Speaker 2: I hate going to concert, the tale Swift, I am
Speaker 2: in the corporate label box. I knew it. But I'm
Speaker 2: taking Michelle my mom. She's so excited, she said, she said,
Speaker 2: I saw on nine News a TikTok so she doesn't
Speaker 2: have TikTok, but she saw the TikTok on nine News,
Speaker 2: but she said it was without audio. You know how
Speaker 2: they overlaid TikTok, but they mute it because the journalists
Speaker 2: are speaking. She went, I think there are good shoes
Speaker 2: for Taylor, which is the reputation period, and I want
Speaker 2: to wear them to the to the show. So I'm
Speaker 2: going to go to Miller's. So she got all the
Speaker 2: information from a nine News TikTok and the reputation period,
Speaker 2: like we're talking Jurassic Yeah, guys, she thinks it's a period.
Speaker 3: Not era, not era period. Yuck.
Speaker 2: That was probably there first idea. What don't we called periods? No,
Speaker 2: I think about it, Taylor. You're right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I couldn't sleep last night, and I caught myself because
Speaker 3: I saw something on nine News actually about the fact
Speaker 3: that a lot of people were logging onto flight tracker
Speaker 3: to track Taylor Sif's private jet.
Speaker 2: Did yeah you did, of course I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It weren't that much of a fan of hers.
Speaker 2: But I'm very environmentally friendly, so I'm anti private jets.
Speaker 3: I was as curious, and I knew that she landed
Speaker 3: around midnight, and so I jumped on the reference. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know right, surely she planned that. I logged on
Speaker 3: because I couldn't get to sleep, and I caught her
Speaker 3: just as she was flying over an hour until one ish.
Speaker 2: I really land at one. That's crazy times.
Speaker 1: She's amazing.
Speaker 3: And they were all these bloody fans at Melbourne Airport
Speaker 3: scaling the fence with posters and shit. And there's not
Speaker 3: one photo of her getting off the fly. You'd think
Speaker 3: she'd throw them a wave, wouldn't you.
Speaker 2: Total she gets in the waistbin, doesn't she. Yes, she
Speaker 2: hides in broom closets and to just get her out.
Speaker 3: It's like, there's no secret that it's you. No, everyone
Speaker 3: knows that it's Taylor Swift's jet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're tracking your private jet, babes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But actually, at one point on the flight tracker,
Speaker 3: she was the number one trending and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden she jumped to number two trending and she
Speaker 3: was overtaken. I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: It was like a helicopter the bloody Air Force in London.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh dear, there's an incident.
Speaker 2: What's going on? First, Prince Charles? Right? Oh King? Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: the king in his big prostate. Would the Air Force
Speaker 2: get involved with that? Because he's got terminal A psychic
Speaker 2: on TikTok told me he'll be dead in a month.
Speaker 3: He's not. I feel that we would have heard about
Speaker 3: that right now if he was dead.
Speaker 2: No, he's not. He's in the process of ding and
Speaker 2: Kate and Kate Middleton's in a kima.
Speaker 3: So where was Where would the Air Force chopper have
Speaker 3: been taking him to and from Bow Moral?
Speaker 2: I could only assume ill.
Speaker 3: He can't be flying, Well, that's where the queen perished
Speaker 3: bow Morals.
Speaker 1: He's not kind of perish.
Speaker 2: I think you will, mark my words, what a shit go.
Speaker 3: If he does? Right, you wait around that long to
Speaker 3: be king and then you fucking car't get and more
Speaker 3: Camilla's they're doing all these duties and it's like, imagine
Speaker 3: performing those duties knowing deep down that a lot of
Speaker 3: people don't want to see you. That's whoy're not happy
Speaker 3: to see.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's who I feel bad for. Camilla Parker bowls
Speaker 2: like she's waited her whole life. She's been hated. Now
Speaker 2: she's queen that her husband goes and carks that she's
Speaker 2: no longer Royal. She's gonna I have to work at
Speaker 2: a jac Beennie.
Speaker 3: She'll be serving your mum at Miller's.
Speaker 2: Seriously, the t K max do you remember me? That'll
Speaker 2: be five pounds. I'm actually on that note. Well I
Speaker 2: was gonna be, but my husband didn't last long enough
Speaker 2: to get the money printed. So it's my grandma. I
Speaker 2: love Camilla. I think that she gets shit. Run me too.
Speaker 2: I'm team Diana. Do anything wrong, I'm team Diana. Okay,
Speaker 2: Well what are you wearing to tailor?
Speaker 3: Quickly?
Speaker 2: Do you have an out?
Speaker 3: You'll see it on my insc oh hate?
Speaker 2: Does that? Are you going? Jenna?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I am?
Speaker 2: When on the month?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: When did he ask? I would never turn help myself?
Speaker 2: What period are you? Let me guess? Nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty ninety four, She's not that fucking.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I mean the show you're doing ninety
Speaker 2: eighty nine for sure.
Speaker 1: No, I'm midnights.
Speaker 5: Why because I've got a top and it says a camera.
Speaker 1: As a cat purring on my lap because he loves me.
Speaker 2: Oh that's actually really cute.
Speaker 3: Did you already have that?
Speaker 2: And you buy it?
Speaker 3: Especially?
Speaker 1: I bought it especially Wow Okay, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 5: Got a wristband, a Taylor wristband, and I bought my
Speaker 5: my friendship bracelet kit to make.
Speaker 2: I'm making one. That's it now you Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that that music video for her song
Speaker 3: what's it called Again? The one that's like, it's me, Hi,
Speaker 3: I'm the problem to me, anti hero, anti hero? Do
Speaker 3: you remember how there was a point in the video
Speaker 3: where she stepped on the scales and then there's a
Speaker 3: shot of the scales and it just shows the word fat. Oh,
Speaker 3: and then she got kind of canceled for it. People
Speaker 3: were like, that's a bit unnecessary, it's a bit fat phobic,
Speaker 3: a bit fat shaming, and so she cut that part
Speaker 3: out of the video. Instead, she just now stands on
Speaker 3: the scales, looks down and like the other Taylor, you know,
Speaker 3: the devil on her shoulder, Taylor shakes her head, But
Speaker 3: that don't include the word fat placid across the screen.
Speaker 3: I was just going to get a shirt that says
Speaker 3: fat with the scales on it, and I really like
Speaker 3: the idea. Then I was like, it didn't go down
Speaker 3: well for her, it probably won't go down well for.
Speaker 2: Me at the concert. No, they'll eat the swifties will eat,
Speaker 2: they'll probably slip your throat and yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know from what I've gathered the swift he thought
Speaker 3: not be fucked with.
Speaker 2: I's not going to bother absolutely not well, I was
Speaker 2: going to go as a paper mash eight private jet.
Speaker 2: I am going to the Universal box. So I don't
Speaker 2: want to upset the executive. Maybe not well, welcome to
Speaker 2: What is it just me? Every week we start the
Speaker 2: show with too? Is it just every episode? Every episode?
Speaker 2: You're right, because there's two now. Something we've noticed, something
Speaker 2: we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't
Speaker 2: know Mitch's. Jenner's in the room. Do you want to
Speaker 2: go first? Mitch?
Speaker 3: Sure, I'll kick things off.
Speaker 2: That's a good intro, guys, good karma. Oh that's it's Siri.
Speaker 2: Anytime a Taylor Swift song's mentioned at players. How was
Speaker 2: the summer for you guys?
Speaker 1: It was cruel.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Jenna. When we did Secret Santa
Speaker 3: and I inherited that archer reset, no one loved it.
Speaker 3: You could call him the archer. Sorry, we didn't fucking
Speaker 3: have the arch Ready.
Speaker 2: Move on? Why did you choose a B side? Go
Speaker 2: with the singer.
Speaker 3: So I was challenging your I'm not that quick. I
Speaker 3: was working at this radio station when they wanted to
Speaker 3: debut The Archer as soon as it came out, and
Speaker 3: as it was going to air, like the moment it dropped,
Speaker 3: they played it as it was going to where they
Speaker 3: were like, oh, we probably shouldn't have played this. It's
Speaker 3: a bit silly for kiss is this?
Speaker 2: This one's yeah? Oh yeah, I stood on the mountain.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to fucking fight.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't. There's no extra beats that whole It's
Speaker 3: consistent like that the whole time.
Speaker 1: I love, I love exile.
Speaker 3: We can't keep no.
Speaker 2: This is terrible for non swifties.
Speaker 3: You're getting me or pumped up though I'm keen.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go.
Speaker 3: People hearing the evermore eramind you?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah, rightly, sir? Yeah, I have smoker During nineteen
Speaker 2: sixty six?
Speaker 3: Should I do?
Speaker 2: I'm like cut off a turd during during what Me?
Speaker 2: I actually love me?
Speaker 3: Everyone gives me shit.
Speaker 2: Learning is fun, Spelling and spelling is fun.
Speaker 3: You're pretty close.
Speaker 2: Thank you credit where it's to you? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Am I doing this a what? Ready?
Speaker 2: Is it? Just me?
Speaker 3: How the fuck are we supposed to avoid screen time
Speaker 3: before bed. Oh, it's impossible, trying time, it's so unrealistic
Speaker 3: because I think, Okay, I won't look at my laptop,
Speaker 3: I won't look at my phone. I'll just relax and
Speaker 3: unwine before bed? What do I do? Watch TV? That's
Speaker 3: a fucking screen?
Speaker 2: No, I think I think a TV is different to
Speaker 2: a phone, isn't it all screens?
Speaker 3: The key to a beautiful night's sleep, a restorative rest,
Speaker 3: The key to having a prosperous life is no screen
Speaker 3: time before bed. Some people say an hour. Some people
Speaker 3: say fucking two hours. Oh no, I can aim for
Speaker 3: twenty minut and get that. Maybe like I've switched the
Speaker 3: TV off, dimmer, skincare and whatever and deliberately don't look
Speaker 3: at a screen. But an hour?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What else do you do to unwind? If not watching TV?
Speaker 2: Totally? I read? Yeah, that's not stupid, Jenna, what do
Speaker 2: you read?
Speaker 8: I'm currently reading scrub Lends.
Speaker 2: See I'm already wanting to fall asleep, So maybe she's
Speaker 2: under something.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to listen to audiobooks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you've tried to get me onto.
Speaker 3: The audiobooks sort of as I'm going to bed, but
Speaker 3: the problem is that I fall assleep while it's playing,
Speaker 3: and then where I'm up to.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the fucking worst. That happens when I do
Speaker 2: podcasts and I go through the macas drive and I
Speaker 2: turned the volume down, and by the time I got
Speaker 2: me and met my chicken, I'm like, why don't you
Speaker 2: pull Jay Sheddy's already gone on another fucking rant about
Speaker 2: Gandhi and I've missed it.
Speaker 3: I once fell asleep with a podcast playing in my
Speaker 3: ears and it just keeps auto playing random things podcast
Speaker 3: after podcasts. I woke up the next morning, looked at
Speaker 3: my phone and I was like thirty minutes into a
Speaker 3: Fitzy and Whipper podcast. I was like, how the fuck
Speaker 3: did that happen? They really dug deep in Spotify to
Speaker 3: be like you might.
Speaker 2: Like this, Mitch. Have you heard of night shift on
Speaker 2: your phone?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it'll change your life. Night Shift pulls
Speaker 2: all the blue light out of the screen and it
Speaker 2: makes it orange light, which is restorative to the eyes. However,
Speaker 2: it does make your phone screen bright orange, but it
Speaker 2: turns it on and you don't you don't you don't
Speaker 2: get tired, and you don't like get that intense eye look,
Speaker 2: and I've scheduled it from ten thirty pm to seven
Speaker 2: at night, seven in the morning.
Speaker 3: Okay, And does that make much difference?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: It does nothing.
Speaker 3: My parents were right all the long. I actually get
Speaker 3: sore eyes from looking at the green too much.
Speaker 2: It's just me on the fire. Did you get the
Speaker 2: kids not get square eyes anymore? I had square eyes
Speaker 2: from sitting so close to animation domination on the Saturday
Speaker 2: morning Simpsons run.
Speaker 3: Well, they'd have like rectangle eyes because that was an
Speaker 3: era when TV's were square.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they'd get the nap of iPhone screen eyes.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: Have you seen those videos on TikTok where like an
Speaker 3: old TV show Friends, for instance. Yeah, they obviously filmed
Speaker 3: it with square TV screens in mind, and then they
Speaker 3: did a digital enhancement or whatever DVD release where it's
Speaker 3: now in wide screen, and all these things have been
Speaker 3: revealed in the wide screen that no one knew were there,
Speaker 3: including like a Jennifer Anderson's stand in oh who they
Speaker 3: thought was cropped out because it was on a square TV.
Speaker 3: But then once they blew it out to wide screen.
Speaker 3: There's just this random woman there with a script in
Speaker 3: Rachel's spot.
Speaker 2: She's got the Rachel blowout.
Speaker 3: She's not even bothering to look in the costume. She's
Speaker 3: just there to read lines with the other actor.
Speaker 2: That's so fun.
Speaker 3: And liked that. Like Malcolm in the Middle had a
Speaker 3: bunch as well. All these things that get revealed in
Speaker 3: the wide screen.
Speaker 2: That's so creepy. So they shot it in wide screen,
Speaker 2: did they?
Speaker 3: Well, they must have. But then when they were editing it,
Speaker 3: they thought, ah, it's a fucking square. Yeah, they're not
Speaker 3: going to see that. It's all good.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's so cool. That's interesting. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: That's quite funny to watch the more you know. So
Speaker 2: are you feeling tired?
Speaker 3: Are you well this week?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I've had a must sleeps out of whack this week.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happened. It was Valentine's Say last night?
Speaker 3: Maybe that's it.
Speaker 2: You get railed.
Speaker 3: I don't get some.
Speaker 2: Tell did you don't Joe? The amount of message did
Speaker 2: you tell our listeners our idiots to message me going
Speaker 2: tell us.
Speaker 3: No, you're boring?
Speaker 2: Oh well they all did. How was you Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2: You treated Sean.
Speaker 3: We were both sort of in the same boat. We
Speaker 3: were like, can't be fucked. We went all out the
Speaker 3: first year. This year we just went and got a
Speaker 3: pub feed totally. I sent fucking flowers to Parliament House
Speaker 3: for him. He sent flowers to my place.
Speaker 2: Well, they would have had to scare them for bombs.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I had to call them ahead of time, be like,
Speaker 3: is this going to be some sort of security threat?
Speaker 3: Are they going to get to him? But no, there
Speaker 3: was like some gay and reception when he goes it
Speaker 3: could be an issue, but leave it with me. I'll
Speaker 3: work with it. So we had to, like you had
Speaker 3: to make a note of it, be like, guys, don't panic.
Speaker 3: If flowers for Valentine's they come.
Speaker 2: Oh cute, that's nice. So you did have great anal sex?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Who just let us know how?
Speaker 3: It's about the book, Jenner. What's it called again?
Speaker 1: It's called Scrublands?
Speaker 2: Did you get it? Did you have to scrub Land
Speaker 2: before you went to bed with Sean?
Speaker 3: See, I don't really like reading books. They bore me
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice hard spine.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I thought? What about doing instead? Though,
Speaker 3: which I've done? I was like, instead of reading books
Speaker 3: because I don't fuck with books. What if I get
Speaker 3: a magazine subscription?
Speaker 2: Oh, Mitchell, you are the most fifty year old woman in.
Speaker 3: I subscribe to well Being Magazine.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 3: They mailed me the first issue and the return address
Speaker 3: is in Byfield Street, North Ride. Wellbeing Magazine is literally
Speaker 3: neighbors with the studio.
Speaker 2: That's the street we're on right now.
Speaker 3: That's so he's going to go pop down and meet
Speaker 3: my favorite rider. I fab love your work.
Speaker 2: Can you give me my horoscope a week ahead? And
Speaker 2: here I was in the area you're listening to is
Speaker 2: it just mere listening? You're on Spotify? Don't forget to
Speaker 2: leave a five star now.
Speaker 3: Coming up in episode six on Wednesday, Talk Back Tings returns,
Speaker 3: Cranky Old John Laws, a fan favorite on the podcast,
Speaker 3: is up to his old bullshit again.
Speaker 2: That man, The fact that he's still on air is
Speaker 2: in pressive. If I can still be on air, I
Speaker 2: mean in seventy years time, imagine that. Imagine this podcast
Speaker 2: still goes in seventy years. Imagine the shit that we'd
Speaker 2: be able to get away with.
Speaker 3: Saying, well, remember how I said that he took a
Speaker 3: long holiday. Last time we've had talk pactings, I said
Speaker 3: he took a long holiday and then when he came back,
Speaker 3: he sounded less gravelly, like well rested. He had a
Speaker 3: bit more energy, and he was being really nice to
Speaker 3: his callers. Not to spoil anything for Wednesday's episode, but nap,
Speaker 3: he's back to cranky old John, just as we love him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. You know what, I don't want to
Speaker 2: listen to him because he's a happy man. I like
Speaker 2: enjoying the I agree, it's good.
Speaker 3: And also on Wednesday, I've got a big pitch to
Speaker 3: make to you two.
Speaker 2: Now you've been talking about this. What does it involve?
Speaker 3: Something that we have been planning to do on the
Speaker 3: podcast in the past. We mentioned it in Passing Yes,
Speaker 3: and now I'm actually going to bring it to Fruition.
Speaker 3: I can make it happen.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, good the show from the Bunning Sausages. No,
Speaker 2: not that, not that all right? Well, whatever the announcement is,
Speaker 2: it's exciting.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how you're going to feel about it,
Speaker 3: because I know you quite well, and you could be
Speaker 3: like if it.
Speaker 2: Involves getting me out of the house or something that requires.
Speaker 3: Any of the above all of the above.
Speaker 2: You know, straight after you know, my single era began.
Speaker 2: I was so willing to get out of the house,
Speaker 2: I know, and now I'm back in that didn't last night?
Speaker 2: I love it? How good are four walls in a roof?
Speaker 3: You didn't realize that more often than not, I'm also
Speaker 3: within four walls in a door. I don't just sit
Speaker 3: out in meadows.
Speaker 1: It's got a point.
Speaker 2: You really got me there. I've been bemboozled. What do
Speaker 2: I do? Back to V day? Fucking it's all I've got?
Speaker 2: Did you have anal sex?
Speaker 4: My desperate clut chicken straws anyway?
Speaker 2: Dancing around? And I yes, okay, it's a good reason
Speaker 2: why And I'll tell you. I'll tell you in my
Speaker 2: agym right right now?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Have sugar free drinks really up their game in the
Speaker 2: last six months?
Speaker 3: Oh that's the difference.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, think about the sugar free, the zeros
Speaker 2: of it all, the max the zero Coke zero, diet, Coke.
Speaker 3: Coke no sugar, don't have Coke zero anymore.
Speaker 2: No, it was branded and the reason was because they're
Speaker 2: the only zero drink. You wanted a Fanta, you drink
Speaker 2: that sugar down, you get holes in your teeth.
Speaker 3: I think there is a sugar free sun kissed and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, Mitchell, I don't know what happened or who at
Speaker 2: the aspetime? What's that? What's the chemical called the fake sugar?
Speaker 2: I don't know aspertine, asptaba, Stevia. The CEO has upped
Speaker 2: it because you can now get Sprite zero, sprite no sugar.
Speaker 2: You can get Fanta zero, you can get Red Fanta zero,
Speaker 2: you can get grape Fanta zero. You can get root
Speaker 2: Beer zero, you can get Doctor Pepper zero, you can
Speaker 2: get sun Kissed zero, you can get Solo zero. There
Speaker 2: is zeros everything, and it's the best that thing that
Speaker 2: has ever happened to me my life. You across this No,
Speaker 2: because frankly I've got zero interesting. I'm not much of
Speaker 2: a soft drink guy. Oh I see I am. I
Speaker 2: live on soft drink and I got so over coke
Speaker 2: zero because it was the same repetitive shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I carbonate water in my soda stream.
Speaker 3: You know I'm addicted to it.
Speaker 2: You love it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even fucking I tried to open the
Speaker 3: bottle next to the my coping it would go let
Speaker 3: me shake it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that was good.
Speaker 3: You know I love a bit of sparkling water, Yes
Speaker 3: I do, but soft drinks have never been hard for
Speaker 3: me to give up.
Speaker 2: You need to get into it because once you start,
Speaker 2: that is I do. It's the only feeling. Need to know, Jen,
Speaker 2: the only thing that it's on my vice. Like if
Speaker 2: I see is zero fair, I will doubt it. You
Speaker 2: can get Power raid zero, Gator raid zero, like once
Speaker 2: the doors have open, like I'm just waiting for big
Speaker 2: M zero.
Speaker 3: I imagine how revolting that'd be. Oak zero zero zero.
Speaker 2: That's very good.
Speaker 5: Actually, when are they.
Speaker 3: Going to start doing like almond m like almond milk
Speaker 3: versions over strawberry milk.
Speaker 2: Surely that exists only google it.
Speaker 3: Woods almond move.
Speaker 2: They'd be dumb not to do oat oat milk. Everyone
Speaker 2: loves oat milk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, Oat oak Okay, there was everything. You
Speaker 4: name a drink now and I will tell you if
Speaker 4: it comes in a zero option.
Speaker 3: Okay, go uh strawberry flavored almond milk.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine the lactose free community having to live their life
Speaker 3: without a choky milk. That's just cruel.
Speaker 2: Are they a community? Yes, they are all right, Ah,
Speaker 2: it exists.
Speaker 3: I better to be so expensive.
Speaker 2: Almond chocolate milk by so good.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah right, that's just like the one they sell
Speaker 3: it Wooly.
Speaker 2: Nippies ice chocolate.
Speaker 3: Wow, chocolate's not my favorite flavored milk. Sorry, wait, I
Speaker 3: wanted strawberry.
Speaker 2: No Nippies has an ice chocolate. No added sugar. There's
Speaker 2: a Nippies ice chocolate.
Speaker 3: Zero there, you guy?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I mean they've got like light milk. So I suppose
Speaker 3: it's the same thing. No, not chocolate milk, strawberry. That's
Speaker 3: what I mean too. Is this Google chocolate again?
Speaker 2: No added sugar, that's not what That's not the same.
Speaker 2: That's not what we want.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't exist. But also, I'm not looking for
Speaker 3: sugar free. I want to I said, quite specifically, strawberry
Speaker 3: strawberry almond milk.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay, Oh god.
Speaker 3: He said, give me a milk and I'll see if
Speaker 3: it exists.
Speaker 2: Okay, strawberry almond milk.
Speaker 1: Can't you're smelling?
Speaker 3: Noah, it's got recipes. That's all Google brings up.
Speaker 4: I'm not diying now taste dot com dot au, so.
Speaker 3: I can't just pick it up at the server. That's rubbish.
Speaker 2: I've just googled diet so it does Australia. There are
Speaker 2: so many I'm just sorry, but I'm just impressed. I
Speaker 2: think see you it's the way of the future. And
Speaker 2: if you've seen a new diet drink, let me know.
Speaker 2: And next week we're not going to talk about it.
Speaker 3: You know one thing, I forgot to update you all
Speaker 3: on you promise so boldly as you often do, we'll
Speaker 3: update you next week. Well, you said we were going
Speaker 3: to update everyone on the pole. We did who had
Speaker 3: the least boring summer?
Speaker 2: But you wanted the pole. I didn't want to do it,
Speaker 2: but I was happy to do it. I'm not invested.
Speaker 2: I haven't lost anything.
Speaker 3: Did you suggest that we don't do it because you
Speaker 3: didn't want to do it?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: Last week I just said I think the pole stupid.
Speaker 2: In fact, I said you guys can have the title.
Speaker 2: I don't even want the title.
Speaker 3: But then you said, all right, everyone go and vote
Speaker 3: idiots and we'll give you the results on Monday. That's
Speaker 3: what you said.
Speaker 2: Do we have results of the pole that I don't
Speaker 2: care about, but secretly I am very investigative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you vote for yourself.
Speaker 2: Of course I did, and on Spotify. As soon as
Speaker 2: the episode dropped.
Speaker 8: On, well, my option was removed from Facebook.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's with that? Yeah, because I put the pole
Speaker 3: in Facebook, all three of.
Speaker 1: Us, yes, and I saw that.
Speaker 8: I voted for myself and I wanted to go.
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden it was just two options,
Speaker 3: Cheery and Coombs. Know what happened there?
Speaker 2: That would have been one of our admins.
Speaker 3: But I laid eyes on it before Jenny was removed.
Speaker 3: And there was also a pole on Spotify. Yeah there is,
Speaker 3: and you know the most boring or the least boring?
Speaker 4: Well, I got drum rolls ready, why don't you start
Speaker 4: with the least. Yeah, let's go lea least Yeah, the
Speaker 4: least the winner?
Speaker 3: It was you? Okay, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: That's why I win? Yes, yeah, I didn't want it.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, then it defaults to the runner up.
Speaker 3: Jenna's not even in the pole anymore, so it's me
Speaker 3: I want. Oh congratulations, No, Jenna was flogging me in
Speaker 3: the poll when I saw it. So I had the
Speaker 3: most boring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we knew that yours was the sorry that's.
Speaker 1: Me yours fascinating.
Speaker 3: Well, I did go into it saying I believe mine
Speaker 3: was boring, so it's nice to be correct as always
Speaker 3: because everyone agreed.
Speaker 2: Well, I said, I thought mine would be the most fun.
Speaker 2: I brought back gonorhea for God's sake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And isn't that just fun for the whole family?
Speaker 1: That is a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: It is funny bringing it back presumably from the Netherlands.
Speaker 2: And my grandma who is from the Netherlands. Her name
Speaker 2: is Riha. It's kind of poetic, really. Yeah, her name
Speaker 2: is Ria Susana Maria Gramwood. And I brought back gonorrhea.
Speaker 3: Uh, you said you were going to take the trash out?
Speaker 3: Are you gone? Oria?
Speaker 2: Is that my friend Paula? No, that's your friend Donna.
Speaker 3: Rea?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? That's enough of these two? Look now,
Speaker 2: let's hear and is it just you? Yeah? This one
Speaker 2: came in on a couple of mitches on Instagram, which
Speaker 2: is where you can reach out to us if you
Speaker 2: have an edgem of your own. Oh something you've noticed,
Speaker 2: something you hate they've just passed away on the line,
Speaker 2: or appreciate varlet abby, are you alive? High from the central.
Speaker 6: Case, I opened the door.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, no worries. I like you're on a hip
Speaker 2: podcast or anything now worries. I just output the dishwasher
Speaker 2: on and a load of Washington because I knew I
Speaker 2: was doing this and I respect you boys and Jenna
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: We've done our Jim Zabby, So you're up? Can you
Speaker 3: give us a teeth? Is it like depressing? Is it funny?
Speaker 3: What are we dealing with?
Speaker 6: It's just I think it's quite relatable for the Australian
Speaker 6: summer and it's sort of backed off a bit now,
Speaker 6: but it was due in my head and over this
Speaker 6: over December January kind of time.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2: You're ready to jump in, abs.
Speaker 6: I am, yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is a good Mozzi slap the most satisfying thing?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes?
Speaker 3: Ones that draw blood?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, when I see the death in my hand,
Speaker 2: it makes me so happy that the blood that is
Speaker 2: that seeps out because it's my blood. You know, when
Speaker 2: you slap a mossy and then there's blood, that's the
Speaker 2: blood that they've stole.
Speaker 1: It's not necessarily.
Speaker 2: It could be someone else. It's true, that's true. Would
Speaker 2: you get a lot of slappers, do you? Abby?
Speaker 6: Just like over like the hot part of the summer,
Speaker 6: like my backyard and where I live. They were just terrible.
Speaker 6: You couldn't go outside. It was dreadful, and you know,
Speaker 6: you get a good slap, and it was just really
Speaker 6: satisfying to see.
Speaker 3: Can you not far from the water in the Central Coast, No,
Speaker 3: not at all.
Speaker 6: I'm very close to water. I can see the beach
Speaker 6: from my house.
Speaker 3: There you goe.
Speaker 2: I live near the beach, and I get the same.
Speaker 2: We also get frogs, and then we're like frogs lay eggs.
Speaker 2: Mosquitos lay eggs. It's a whole thing. So then you
Speaker 2: get like a whole, like a nest of mosquitoes. Can
Speaker 2: you replicate a sound? Will turn all the music off,
Speaker 2: there's nothing playing, but just hit your arm as close
Speaker 2: to the phone and we'll all try to replicate our
Speaker 2: best Mozzy slap. See who wins. Then we'll put a
Speaker 2: pole on spotif I will tee you next week. Just
Speaker 2: a joke, all right, guy?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was that was good.
Speaker 3: This is like the time we got everyone to play
Speaker 3: their doorbells. I'll get five callers and we ranked their slabs.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's pcing.
Speaker 2: I stand by that. Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: That was hefty. That was good.
Speaker 2: That was me? It's cheery, weirdly?
Speaker 3: Is it just me on the fly? I don't think
Speaker 3: I saw a mozzie all summer?
Speaker 6: What lucky you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I saw one. I don't have
Speaker 3: a backyard or anything. I'm kind of up high. You
Speaker 3: are hang out with my friends who were also up high.
Speaker 2: Yes, also they're in a high building. Stupid do you slap?
Speaker 3: Oh my slap? Oh god, this is okay? All right?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: That was that was good? Jenna?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't believe me.
Speaker 2: That ship absolutely? How long exactly?
Speaker 3: That sounded like it hurt? That one?
Speaker 2: J Coombs was the best. Yeah, I actually regulations were transferring.
Speaker 3: This is the best thing I've ever done on the podcast,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 2: And yeah, my arm is fucking weltered. Did you have
Speaker 2: a good V Day? Abby? I?
Speaker 6: You know what, I actually didn't celebrate it because my
Speaker 6: boyfriend and I were both stick So we're celebrating today.
Speaker 6: I've actually spent it making a cake to give to
Speaker 6: him after work today.
Speaker 2: That's so sweet. Wow, I had a cake made for
Speaker 2: me for Valentine's Day? About it? Yeah, what kind of cake?
Speaker 6: It's chocolate mon cake? Because it's his favorite and it's
Speaker 6: got jam and cream in the middle.
Speaker 2: Oh, actually adding.
Speaker 6: Live Okay, yeah that was my leg. It was a
Speaker 6: good one. Actually get it.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Now she's going to go and make a cake. The
Speaker 2: grub on her head by guts literal BV day honey,
Speaker 2: well thank you. Oh see she's wrapping herself up all right.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I'm fucking dam no, no you were.
Speaker 2: She read the room. We love your message, price keeper
Speaker 2: general will get you a prize. Okay, love you guys,
Speaker 2: love you too, and have fun. She's so sweet. I
Speaker 2: love our idiots.
Speaker 3: I like her anyway. Like like Cherry said, a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches, whatever's on your mind. If you want to
Speaker 3: do an issage, it's you or you can send it
Speaker 3: the text.
Speaker 7: This is the number, oh far too till nine A
Speaker 7: two zero two nine.
Speaker 3: Surely that's sunk in by now that number.
Speaker 2: God, that song is good. It's so And I'm talking
Speaker 2: about our edition.
Speaker 3: Can people stop signing our number up to like scammers?
Speaker 2: By the way, are people doing that?
Speaker 3: They must be, because like the it's quite public. We
Speaker 3: put the number on TikTok and stuff, so it's on
Speaker 3: several registries. We get so many scam texts.
Speaker 2: It does my head edge can imagine. Yeah, please stop, guys.
Speaker 2: We're nice people, well.
Speaker 3: Some of us to serve it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, should we go? Should we get out of here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: Perfect for listening everyone.
Speaker 3: Now, Like I said, there's a big pitch on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: This isn't it. But I have another.
Speaker 2: Pitch weak of pictures.
Speaker 3: You know how we did Top five doorbells. People play
Speaker 3: their doorbells on the phone. Like I just said, we
Speaker 3: also did the car horn version. What about bike bells?
Speaker 3: I'll bring my bike in and then we get others
Speaker 3: to compete.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, I hate to be a hater, but I don't
Speaker 2: feel like bike bells differ from you.
Speaker 3: You'd be surprised. When I was doing my cycling course
Speaker 3: there were twelve of us on bikes ringing our bells
Speaker 3: in Unison. Oh my god. They're all drastically different, different pitches,
Speaker 3: different tones, everything that's nothing like mine. See.
Speaker 2: Oh, well you're right exactly. Oh, you're so right. I
Speaker 2: think that I might be sick that episode, but I
Speaker 2: think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Why don't we put up the doorbell thing with your idea.
Speaker 2: I thought that was great. Everyone has a.
Speaker 3: Doorbell, I thought that was great. But the bike bell, No.
Speaker 2: Mitch, you're not everyone going to afford a bike in
Speaker 2: this economy.
Speaker 3: I'm not suggesting that everyone can afford or owns one.
Speaker 3: It's only people that have a bike. That's common sense,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 8: Well, maybe you walk past a bike and you can.
Speaker 2: Do it, that's true. I would do that.
Speaker 3: Ye. No, No, we don't have to do the bike
Speaker 3: bell thing if you don't want.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's approved.
Speaker 3: I like it unless anyone with a bike listening right
Speaker 3: now wants to offer up their bell.
Speaker 2: Wait, so we're going to bring yours in that We're
Speaker 2: going to get idiots to with a bike to call
Speaker 2: through and do their bell live on the show.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll record mine at home because bring it in
Speaker 3: sounds like a bit.
Speaker 2: Of a bit this suggested, though.
Speaker 3: I just it's a live brainstorm. Mate.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Sorry, now, I thought you were yelling at me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I didn't suggest it, No, I said bringing
Speaker 3: it might be a bit of a pain in the ars.
Speaker 3: Am I recorded at home?
Speaker 2: All right, submit your bike bells if you ride a bike,
Speaker 2: let us know. Yeah, I'm down for it.
Speaker 3: Great, rid it and shit, I love it.
Speaker 2: That's what the podcast is for. Well listen that is
Speaker 2: to come in the weeks ahead, talk back teams. Well,
Speaker 2: in a couple of.
Speaker 3: Days, I've got a bigger and better pitch on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: We'll catch you there.
Speaker 2: See you idiots love your fight? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast up.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 3: We pretend the show's done, but it's it is not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely not. Continues on. This is sometimes the
Speaker 2: best part of the show.
Speaker 3: It depends you are.
Speaker 2: It depends also what mood we're in, you know, like
Speaker 2: it depends on what's going on.
Speaker 3: I suppose.
Speaker 2: I do think we should discuss the photo shoot that
Speaker 2: we had. I mean, can we talk about it?
Speaker 3: I don't see why not.
Speaker 2: I think we should discuss the looks that Mitchell Comb's
Speaker 2: Mitch Jury and Jenna Benson served.
Speaker 3: I don't reckon it's going to be ready for the
Speaker 3: episode you're listening to now, leave it to a next week.
Speaker 3: I reckon next Sunday we.
Speaker 2: Should have the new art work oh so not the
Speaker 2: Wednesday episode than following Monday.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm meant Monday our secret early bird release wink yeah,
Speaker 3: our next Monday episode. I reckon we should have the
Speaker 3: artwork by them.
Speaker 2: So we are. I'm not going to say what the
Speaker 2: reference is, but we are referencing a major pop culture
Speaker 2: moment in our artwork.
Speaker 1: Major.
Speaker 2: You have to work it a first person to work
Speaker 2: it out. We'll get a prize from Price keep good luck.
Speaker 3: Dealing with come on, Completely unrelated, what do you think
Speaker 3: of Beyonce's new song? I'm all for it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, sixteen carriages.
Speaker 3: She's oh my Frid never would have picked Beyonce the
Speaker 3: to Go Country, but we are.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love sixteen carriages. Do you think
Speaker 2: she's singing about sixteen carriages behind a horse drawn cart
Speaker 2: with sixteen carriages or is it sixteen carriage steam train?
Speaker 3: That would be more logical because that poor fucking horse
Speaker 3: dragging sixteen carriages.
Speaker 2: It's so good, Jenner, have you heard it?
Speaker 1: Take a listener sixty.
Speaker 3: Oh this is not the one I was referencing.
Speaker 2: Oh this is the sect because she dropped two socks.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it.
Speaker 3: I searched this morning, I said latest release, Yeah, there's two.
Speaker 2: This is the number two. Really it wasn't better there
Speaker 2: ready sixteen, And then there's.
Speaker 3: If I go to Beyonce on Spotify, it says latest
Speaker 3: release Texas hold them, there's no sign of sixteen carriages.
Speaker 2: Yes, because they're both different, different singles, so it's on
Speaker 2: a whole other That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's not there.
Speaker 2: It's wipe across like left and right. No, this is
Speaker 2: why I use Apple Music, Spotify so confusing. Book No,
Speaker 2: Mitchell sixteen.
Speaker 3: There you go. I have to scroll all the way
Speaker 3: down to singles fuck beyond sat beyond.
Speaker 1: This is the yeah sixteen.
Speaker 2: Parent Apple Music.
Speaker 3: Of course, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: This is so good.
Speaker 3: It's good for.
Speaker 2: Eb Yeah, I agree. B Lana del Ray is also
Speaker 2: doing a country hour later in the year. It's the
Speaker 2: flavor of now. I think they missed the boat.
Speaker 3: Country was a thing in like twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: Remember Gaga, Kesha, and Kylie Minogue all went country at once?
Speaker 2: Are you classing Joanne as country?
Speaker 3: It's pretty fucking yeehore by Gaga Sandard.
Speaker 2: But there's a couple of blady go from.
Speaker 3: Arp oop to that.
Speaker 1: I love Joeanne.
Speaker 3: Listen to the first three seconds of Sinner's Prayer. Sinner's Prayer,
Speaker 3: that's what it's called. Just the first three seconds, that's
Speaker 3: all you need. So the answer is yes, I do
Speaker 3: classes is country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then then she goes to something like this
Speaker 2: in my favorite song by the way, ever, sorry, that's
Speaker 2: huge cool, My favorite song from that album. My favorite
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga song of all time is Replay.
Speaker 3: But this is compare replay to this. This is more
Speaker 3: country skuming day Eric, Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 8: What about Government Hooker by who Lady Gaga?
Speaker 2: What albums that on?
Speaker 3: Born This Way?
Speaker 2: Do you have to listen to it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is a great song. Go o, can't stuff No,
Speaker 1: go to the main.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jenna, you can actually do this in your own times.
Speaker 2: I hate to say it, I did not picture Jenna
Speaker 2: listening to this is she Groomed her Cat.
Speaker 3: It's a great song. But I'm like, we can't just
Speaker 3: sit here and listen to music on the podcast.
Speaker 2: That's like goggle Box. That could be a really good
Speaker 2: podcast idea, Well, goggle box, but audio podcast what for
Speaker 2: TV audio, for podcast, you listen to albums that you
Speaker 2: talk about it as they play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be tricky to pull off with the copyright stuff. Actually,
Speaker 3: no critique and you're allowed to do that interesting copywritten
Speaker 3: or Google box. We listen to other people's podcasts. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right, which we have done.
Speaker 4: We've done and we started that trending fucking years ago.
Speaker 4: It's called talk about the ready knew? Is it just
Speaker 4: means we should?
Speaker 3: That's true. We've done this a few times where apparently
Speaker 3: our podcast name has been copied by We're not copied,
Speaker 3: but everyone had the same idea. There's new Is it
Speaker 3: just me? It's every so often, is it? And we
Speaker 3: often do air checks.
Speaker 2: We also need to bring back is it just me
Speaker 2: caps where we go back on our original items from
Speaker 2: years ago and see if we still stand by them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is it just me? Oh yep, there's another one.
Speaker 4: I recognize all these?
Speaker 2: Actually, no, no, is it just me? Asking the small questions?
Speaker 2: By atom is it just Me?
Speaker 8: Podcast with Donna b.
Speaker 3: Bitch I Reckon. We've listened to most of these. Wow,
Speaker 3: everyone's backed off. They're scared. Oh wait, there is a
Speaker 3: new one. Emelia and Claudia really yeah, oh those bitches.
Speaker 2: Look at them?
Speaker 1: Can I say, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Bitches? You don't know them?
Speaker 2: Show me they're nice.
Speaker 3: Their artwork isn't quite as fancy as ours.
Speaker 2: I will say, let's take them for all their works
Speaker 2: in iHeartRadio court. Let's put the full power of the
Speaker 2: iHeart legal system down, especially on Ramena Kuchleevska. I want
Speaker 2: you all to know very exciting, her hit single all
Speaker 2: Loud Popular is still available.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I forgot about this. One of the
Speaker 3: podcasters did a song I love this.
Speaker 2: And it's titled call Loud Popular Everyone.
Speaker 3: Is it dorm me?
Speaker 2: The things that for me?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: She didn't.
Speaker 2: She's got drum like good drum.
Speaker 3: Well, now we need to get Oscar to do just
Speaker 3: the general is it just me jingle?
Speaker 2: Can Oscar cover Ramenakulevski's hit single call Loud Popular, which
Speaker 2: I think it is such a poignant name. She's so right.
Speaker 5: I like her description make people come when they're sad.
Speaker 5: But t e h e I E oh the wrong.
Speaker 2: She's a twelve year old Russian kid. What do we
Speaker 2: all think of usher at the Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: I haven't even seen it.
Speaker 1: Disappointed Justin Biid was meant to perform, but he didn't.
Speaker 2: He turned up, but he didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I had a dressing room but didn't do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently just wasn't feeling it.
Speaker 2: Have you had Mitchell the Alicia Keys audio? Yes, oh
Speaker 2: my god, but have you heard the drama surrounding that. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's sad. Well yeah, so if you're missing it. So
Speaker 2: Alicia Keys performed at the super Bowl. This was what
Speaker 2: went to.
Speaker 4: Air live, and she had a bit of a she
Speaker 4: had a bit of a voice crack. Yeah, testy pot
Speaker 4: s I did at the start ready.
Speaker 3: And the rest of it was flawless, by the way, Yes,
Speaker 3: little it shows that it's live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's real. But then they uploaded it to the
Speaker 2: NFL YouTube and this was what was on the video.
Speaker 3: So yeah, they edited it to make it sound better.
Speaker 2: Of course, rightly, so we'd ask that remember.
Speaker 3: Madonna's shocking performance at Eurovision and they did the same
Speaker 3: thing on YouTube. It sounds amazing, but the live version
Speaker 3: is atrocious.
Speaker 2: What about Fergie singing the national.
Speaker 3: Anthemyah, you think they'd fucking edit that, wouldn't you know?
Speaker 2: They're like, no, this is iconic'll get us more views
Speaker 2: the fall.
Speaker 3: They fucking edited Alicia's testy pop, but they let Gaga's
Speaker 3: version of A Million Reasons where she was so puffed
Speaker 3: from dancing that can just stay on YouTube forever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: how unfair do you? Reckon demanded that was it Alicia's manager,
Speaker 3: Alisa herself or did someone go rogue?
Speaker 2: It'll be Alicia's management.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't be Alicia. I think she'd be fine with it.
Speaker 1: She'd be like, oh, you know, it's a life.
Speaker 3: It happens.
Speaker 2: She had no makeup on, she doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 2: She goes on that tras Alicia Keys. She did poo
Speaker 2: in front of me though, ship in the same hotel
Speaker 2: room that I was in. Oh yeah, fuck, I forgot
Speaker 2: about that fucking stunk. I actually have audio with that
Speaker 2: exact moment. I've never played it, but here it.
Speaker 7: Is some.
Speaker 2: P I said, what's that on the floor Elisia, and
Speaker 2: she said, I'm not joking. You actually told this story,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 3: What was the story again? You went to a hotel
Speaker 3: room to interview her and then she's like, I just
Speaker 3: got a duck to the loo. I'm sure it was
Speaker 3: those exact words. And then she came back after ages
Speaker 3: and it's.
Speaker 2: Well, is that right? Yes, that's right, okay. They asked
Speaker 2: walat Arli if he wanted the interview for the project.
Speaker 2: He said, I'm not flying to LA and they said, well,
Speaker 2: next after walad Arli. In terms of journalism, it was
Speaker 2: country mich Jerry. So I flew to La and then
Speaker 2: I was waiting outside her hotel room and a German
Speaker 2: reporter was next to me. He's like, I'm sudden, I'm
Speaker 2: going next. I'm like okay, So he went next, went in,
Speaker 2: came out. The door stayed open, so I just walked in.
Speaker 2: And then as I walked in, Alicia was getting up
Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom and I went, oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: I must have come in early, and she went, no, honey,
Speaker 2: it's okay. I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: You can take your seat. So I sat in the
Speaker 2: interview chair while she ripped it in the toilet. You
Speaker 2: didn't hear any like Fluffy is being left off the chain?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, he smelt it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. That was a concrete jungle poor
Speaker 2: where dreams are made of.
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can't nothing.
Speaker 2: You can't do.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast I made you feel at least
Speaker 3: two percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all so see in a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Everyone, Yeah, the big pitch.
Speaker 2: I'm excited if you swop.
Speaker 3: The letters, it's pig bitch, Yeah it is, it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, Yeah, it's exciting. The price is right,
Speaker 2: wheel a fortune, that's the wrong show. Don't forget. If
Speaker 2: you've got a bell, let us know that he's coming
Speaker 2: real soon and exclusive. I hope so yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it would be fun. And also new photos thought to
Speaker 2: be so good, everybody. I really do have sound effects
Speaker 2: at the end of the show, don't I Yeah, I
Speaker 2: really backload it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you got to get it out of
Speaker 3: your system. Why don't we just why don't we at
Speaker 3: the very start, as soon as we enter the studio,
Speaker 3: you get it out, rip off all the sound effects
Speaker 3: you need to, and then we actually start at the
Speaker 3: start of the show before we record.
Speaker 2: Oh but I like it. I mean it's up for debate.
Speaker 2: What if you want me to cut the sound effects.
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 3: Before I couldn't have made my stance any clear.
Speaker 2: We need to, we need some debate music.
Speaker 8: I don't mind the sound effects.
Speaker 3: I like them when they have a purpose, like the
Speaker 3: pee thing with Alicia.
Speaker 2: That worked.
Speaker 3: Well, good ship, that's fine. I like that's what you
Speaker 3: said to her too, good ship I did.
Speaker 8: When they don't have a purpose. So when like a
Speaker 8: horse sound?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't often do that. That's the Greek national anthem.
Speaker 2: What does this button do? Oh? My god? Live X updates? Wait,
Speaker 2: that's not the that's not the sound anymore. What's the
Speaker 2: xun there is? Because that's I hate to break it
Speaker 2: to you, a finch for Twitter and it's not longer
Speaker 2: Twitter X. What would the news? What would the sound
Speaker 2: be for X?
Speaker 3: Like the buzzers on the X Factor? Oh?
Speaker 2: You reckon? We got a live X? What is Hayden Gold?
Speaker 2: That's a funny. One months ago you'd be coming up
Speaker 2: to a year, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, should we celebrate?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How don't know we should?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think I think we should come a long way.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have said come.
Speaker 2: That's what got us in the problem in the first place. Sorry.
Speaker 2: That one has actually four winnies in it. You know,
Speaker 2: if you actually listen to me Once's new song close enough,
Speaker 2: turn the volume up. It's an easter egg.
Speaker 3: It overpowers the vocals.
Speaker 1: If you listen closely.
Speaker 2: No, you've got to really turn the volume up really closely. Okay,
Speaker 2: we should go. Yes, finally, love you all, five star review.
Speaker 2: Please come, I just do it right as w What
Speaker 2: are you waiting? I've scaredy cats. I reckon, come on,
Speaker 2: let it out, leave us one like Alicia in that
Speaker 2: hotel room. Just drop it on us.
Speaker 3: Catch you on Wednesday to get to ya bait. Fine
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