Speaker 1: Just stood by a couple of mitches. Hello.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1: So I'll begune a wicked as a cowboy because it's
Speaker 1: the Halloween weekend. We're wearing costumes and I'm going as
Speaker 1: a cowboy.
Speaker 2: It's a wicked No, No, you can't do that.
Speaker 3: You can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition as.
Speaker 2: A Mario brother hub. It doesn't make any better.
Speaker 1: Nourie and Mitchell coups.
Speaker 2: Hello you Hello, you nice step your back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're back together.
Speaker 2: Hello, It's not like we've been a part that long.
Speaker 2: Calm down, No, it literally has been days. But it's
Speaker 2: good to see you.
Speaker 1: I did miss you. What did we run with? What
Speaker 1: was the reason I was off?
Speaker 2: Did anyone say, oh I did say that you're taking
Speaker 2: time out?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here, that works.
Speaker 2: That's pretty accurate.
Speaker 1: Yeah that yeah, yeah, or we'll be revealed just to
Speaker 1: keep things dramatic. Time will tell.
Speaker 2: But he's recovered remarkably well from the surgery, which is cool.
Speaker 1: I have no, I haven't. The wounds healed up very quickly,
Speaker 1: but I'm still on heavy painkillers.
Speaker 2: So the good cheer We're going to get a Lucy
Speaker 2: Cheery today.
Speaker 1: I feel yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, idiots, we are live from my penthouse right now.
Speaker 3: We've just been doing a group bonding activity. We're a
Speaker 3: bit fucking naked. We've just had a huge adrenaline rush.
Speaker 3: Prize keeper General Altha Wheel was there too.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 3: So I mentioned on Monday's episode that we would be
Speaker 3: going to a smash room together, as I've always wanted
Speaker 3: to do, and I said that Cheery wasn't keen. He's bailed,
Speaker 3: So I'm going to go with roving Ford to Oscar instead.
Speaker 1: And I literally said on.
Speaker 3: Monday's episode, you weren't here, Mitch, but I said, oh,
Speaker 3: I bet it's going to change his mind last minute
Speaker 3: and go, fuck it, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, I got fomo and I actually think I
Speaker 1: the words were fuck it, I'm coming. Yeah, that's actually what.
Speaker 5: I didn't even have to confirm it with you, Mitchell.
Speaker 5: I just had a feeling Mitch's coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: You are right, guys. I came and I smashed Roving
Speaker 1: report of Oscar was there as well, So that's all.
Speaker 2: Right, And so we're going to play that later in
Speaker 2: the show the smash Room.
Speaker 3: We just got handed baseball bats and a ramics and
Speaker 3: oh my god, there's something so oddly satisfying about fucking
Speaker 3: shit up.
Speaker 1: You know what I liked. I liked not necessarily smashing them,
Speaker 1: but just holding a glass and then dropping it on
Speaker 1: a concrete floor because you're not allowed to do that
Speaker 1: in society, But to just hold it and drop it
Speaker 1: and watch it explode. The power that was coursing through
Speaker 1: my veins.
Speaker 3: I'm also going to post the video on our Instagram
Speaker 3: at couple of mitches. You'll be able to see the
Speaker 3: smashing in action, but we'll play that all for you
Speaker 3: a little bit later on in the episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, it was. It was very fun. I
Speaker 1: will say though, the two girls that work there, we
Speaker 1: have to say what they said when we walked in.
Speaker 2: We smashroom City.
Speaker 1: Smashroom City. Shout out to Smashroom City. It was we
Speaker 1: definitely paid, but sure, smashroom City. If you're in Sydney,
Speaker 1: go We walk in and then we go, Hi, what
Speaker 1: did you say?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: We're the podcaster is well, they asked, are you guys
Speaker 2: here for the recording?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's us that we're here we've got the
Speaker 3: booking all ready to go, and I did book for
Speaker 3: four because I knew you'd fucking come last minute. And
Speaker 3: then they said to us, so will you guys be smashing?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, they said what will
Speaker 4: you be doing in the room.
Speaker 1: She goes, all right, you guys are for the recording, yes,
Speaker 1: and what will you be doing in the room?
Speaker 2: Will you be smashing things? And I was like, I
Speaker 2: didn't know. I had to clarify.
Speaker 3: I assumed that was the case when I booked a
Speaker 3: smash room. Yeah, it'll be smashing in a room.
Speaker 1: And then then you go, do people do anything other?
Speaker 1: And she was like, yeah, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but never.
Speaker 1: It operates. There's a podcast studio. Can people do that
Speaker 1: all the time? People record all the time.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if people actually just went in there
Speaker 2: to record a podcast.
Speaker 1: The acoustics weren't great, were shocking you're about to hear. Also,
Speaker 1: it was so hot. There was one point where I
Speaker 1: almost called cold co Red. I was like, guys, I
Speaker 1: need to get out of here. I'm sweating. I could
Speaker 1: feel sweat dripping down you know that.
Speaker 2: Feeling when it starts to run down your spine.
Speaker 1: And then they made us put The lady came up
Speaker 1: to me. Remember she gave me that horse blanket. She
Speaker 1: was like, all right, everyone, your overalls are here, but
Speaker 1: you this one's for you. And pulled out this Californian
Speaker 1: king single bed sheet and wrapping and like, thanks a lot,
Speaker 1: this is me, skinny. And then we had to put
Speaker 1: latex gloves on. Yeah, and then a second glove on
Speaker 1: top of it.
Speaker 3: And again not spoiling anything, we'll get to it later.
Speaker 3: But they made us put on helmets and I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a bit of overkill because I did my hair
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I look really cute. The helmet's going to ruin it.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, I could have lost an eye if it
Speaker 2: wasn't wearing that helmet. It was really intense, but we
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank God for the help.
Speaker 2: And yes, indeed we did smash in the room.
Speaker 4: Yeah we did.
Speaker 2: I didn't think we'd have to clarify.
Speaker 3: Actually, the other day I went to you know, my
Speaker 3: beloved Pilate studio Scalps.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they opened up a new studio in Red firm.
Speaker 3: Oh really, And I went to the first day the
Speaker 3: grand opening, and the staff were a bit stress. They
Speaker 3: were like, yeah, it's mostly finished. We tried to get
Speaker 3: everything ready for the grand opening of the new studio.
Speaker 3: It's mostly finished, like ninety seven percent complete. And I
Speaker 3: was looking around, going, oh, it looks pretty fucking amazing,
Speaker 3: Like I can't see what work needs to be done.
Speaker 3: And then I went on the timetable to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: what classes should I book into next week? And it
Speaker 3: had on their bar in brackets without the bar. I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, they don't have the ballet bar installed yet,
Speaker 3: but they're still.
Speaker 2: Doing the class.
Speaker 1: That's kind of important for a bar class, I know.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'd love to join you for that class,
Speaker 3: but I'm going to be playing sock without the ball,
Speaker 3: basketball with no basketball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an extra challenge. It's great, Yeah, far out
Speaker 2: good on scam.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, if it's your first time listening, welcome
Speaker 1: to Is it just me? Every episode is the same.
Speaker 1: We start with some gems, something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 1: hate to appreciate me. She doesn't know mine, I don't
Speaker 1: know mitches. That's it, that's the show.
Speaker 3: Mine just popped into my mind as we were driving back,
Speaker 3: you know, an hour ago, driving back to my housemen
Speaker 3: the smashroom.
Speaker 1: What are we going to do when the show's over
Speaker 1: and we just have these hydyms? Can we text them
Speaker 1: to each other for like maybe that can be like
Speaker 1: a good way to stay in contact. Right, we have
Speaker 1: to still give each other two personal lygyms a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah we could. I don't know.
Speaker 3: We could do the the ytym group chat Yeah, yeah, true, true,
Speaker 3: we could do. But then I bet that you wouldn't
Speaker 3: even open it. And I'm justmming into the void.
Speaker 1: I actually had a thought, is it just me on
Speaker 1: the fly? But are you kind of upset You're not
Speaker 1: in that many group chats like I see memes like
Speaker 1: the group chat fire, the group chat on point, when
Speaker 1: the group chat when you get a laugh in the
Speaker 1: group chat, I mean like like two and they're very inactive.
Speaker 1: What are they once for the wordle of the day
Speaker 1: with some of my friends when we post our word
Speaker 1: or results. And then the other one is a family chat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got my gaze and then I've got the girlies,
Speaker 3: which is like actual my lesies like Asian Talisia, you
Speaker 3: guys have them, yeah, And then I've got the family
Speaker 3: chat and Sean, it's the only person that's in all
Speaker 3: three of them. So if something funny happens in my life,
Speaker 3: I have to say to Sean, ignore the fact that
Speaker 3: I'm repeating the same gear.
Speaker 2: I'll they coffy and.
Speaker 3: Paste the same joke or the same photo to every
Speaker 3: group chat. And he's the only one that knows that
Speaker 3: it's recycled materials.
Speaker 1: Secret.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he reacts the same way every time. God,
Speaker 2: he's a good Alline.
Speaker 4: It's very good.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, my is something that I noticed this morning
Speaker 1: in the shower.
Speaker 2: A lot of things happening in the shower for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what was my last one?
Speaker 2: Something about basto?
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 3: Which, by the way, sorry, can I ask you a
Speaker 3: serious question? You talked about bar soap and how it's
Speaker 3: making a comeback in your life. How do you use
Speaker 3: the bar soap?
Speaker 1: Okay, the bar soap? Well this I got yelled at.
Speaker 1: Didn't did was you either brought up Tony and Ryan?
Speaker 2: No, it was our Facebook group and you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: Someone said, oh my god, did they just do a
Speaker 3: Tony Lodge regarding bar soap?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: So many people sent me that TikTok and I hate
Speaker 1: to break it to you, but bar soap is one
Speaker 1: of the most common things in the world. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not plagiarizing.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't that we were copying them.
Speaker 3: It's that we made the same mistake as Tony because
Speaker 3: she was being called out on the Tony Ryan podcast
Speaker 3: for using bar soap wrong, and we were talking about
Speaker 3: the way we use bar soap and apparently we're also
Speaker 3: doing it wrong, And I say, fuck that.
Speaker 2: Who makes the rules?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: They were saying that you're not actually meant to use
Speaker 3: the cake of soap itself and spread that throughout the body.
Speaker 3: You're not meant to run it across the legs. You're
Speaker 3: not meant to put the cake of soap between you,
Speaker 3: ask cracklock. I said, yeah, you meant to just rub
Speaker 3: it in your hands, soap up your hands, get a
Speaker 3: bit of phone going, and then use the hands, put
Speaker 3: the cake of soap down and just spread the bubbles
Speaker 3: I've created.
Speaker 2: And I think, bullshit, that's fucking bullshit. I'm team Tony.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm with you as well. Absolutely I do the same,
Speaker 1: although kind of a hybrid, like I do a bit
Speaker 1: of both.
Speaker 3: Like so many people were like laughing at Tony'd been like,
Speaker 3: she's been doing it wrong her whole life. No, we're
Speaker 3: doing it the right way.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I agree with you completely. Now I do
Speaker 1: have to admit I forgot that i'd done the bar
Speaker 1: soap one and that was the igym that I had.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did I do that on this show or
Speaker 1: was it one of my others? And clearly it was
Speaker 1: on this show because now I wanted to go back
Speaker 1: to a drawing bad.
Speaker 4: I noticed you look shopped.
Speaker 2: I was like, what when did I talk about that?
Speaker 2: Here's a challenge for you. How about I do my
Speaker 2: I gym?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you can think of an engine while
Speaker 3: I'm talking. Yours can be like a rebuttal of mine.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sure, it's a continuation of part two.
Speaker 2: Is it might work? You might have to go back
Speaker 2: to your phone notes.
Speaker 1: That's fine, I've got plenty. We'll give it a go.
Speaker 1: It's fine. It's like, let's give it a try.
Speaker 2: I'll kick things off badly.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Has your parents ever stabbed you in the neck?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I know, yes, but I know where this
Speaker 1: story is coming from. But no.
Speaker 3: Talking in the car just before on the way back
Speaker 3: from the Smashroom about the punishments that your parents would
Speaker 3: threaten you with, things along the lines of don't make
Speaker 3: me stop this car you'll be walking home, or like
Speaker 3: you'll be off to boarding school if you don't fucking
Speaker 3: behave all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And my mum would go to my room and
Speaker 5: start packing just for extra effect, and I'd be like, please, no, please,
Speaker 5: you're putting it in a bag just random close.
Speaker 1: Your mom's scrolling on God or those online booking dot com,
Speaker 1: like I'm looking at really chick flights to get you
Speaker 1: off to boarding school.
Speaker 4: And then the day I was like, fine, I'll go,
Speaker 4: and she was like, oh, just go outside.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: My mum backed right down too, because she would threaten
Speaker 3: me you'll be off to fucking boarding if you keep
Speaker 3: this up. And years later, when I was in like
Speaker 3: year nine or ten, what age is that, fifteen?
Speaker 2: Sixteen?
Speaker 3: Yes, yep, sixteen, I was in full series and saying,
Speaker 3: you know what, I've actually been considering maybe boarding school
Speaker 3: would be a good option for me, and.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, I made you don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: It's too exy, it's too deep to go to board.
Speaker 2: So all these threats were so fucking empty.
Speaker 1: My mum used to and my dad actually used to
Speaker 1: threaten me with Boystown, which was Boystown.
Speaker 2: Was a boarding stan right up here in my area.
Speaker 1: Well that's exactly the iron I'm like, God, send me
Speaker 1: to Boystown. Sign up as was I hit sixteen, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: that mentioned a Boystown. He's that off still on the table,
Speaker 1: because I'm suddenly really keen and to the point where
Speaker 1: my dad would drive me into the if I was
Speaker 1: having a tantrum, he'd drive me into the gates of Boystown.
Speaker 1: It looked like Hogwarts, and he'd go get out, get
Speaker 1: out smarter, as that's smarter ass, get out smarter, smarter.
Speaker 1: So yes, but but I've never been attacked on the neck.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: So we were talking about the punishments that our parents
Speaker 3: would threaten us with, and I was recounting the time
Speaker 3: that I would I reckon. I would have been seven
Speaker 3: or eight years old, and we were at Target Country
Speaker 3: and Forbes, and by all accounts, I was behaving like
Speaker 3: a right turd. I was in a feral mood, and
Speaker 3: Mom didn't want to cause a scene, and so she
Speaker 3: leant down and whispered quietly in my ear can you
Speaker 3: just settle down, be quiet. But while she was doing that,
Speaker 3: she had her hand around my neck and she has
Speaker 3: long fingernails, and something must have come over her in
Speaker 3: that moment.
Speaker 2: Jane must have been at her fucking.
Speaker 3: Wits end because she decided digging the nails into my
Speaker 3: neck to the point where I'm sure she didn't mean to, but.
Speaker 1: She drew blood like a cat.
Speaker 3: And I reacted as any child wood, which was ill, Mom,
Speaker 3: I'm bleeding, you stabbed me.
Speaker 2: And she was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, we gotta go,
Speaker 2: we gotta go.
Speaker 3: She put down all the bras that she was about
Speaker 3: to try, and she goes, Na, we just gotta go.
Speaker 3: We gotta go asap.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that's gold. Did your mom have nails? Was
Speaker 1: she like a fake nail mom Na?
Speaker 3: She just had her own long nails and they were
Speaker 3: they were not unlike Jennis cat claws talents.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you you get like a serving when you
Speaker 1: got home? You were? You in deep shit?
Speaker 3: I think she was so she felt so guilty after
Speaker 3: stabbing her child and drawing the blood that she We
Speaker 3: never really addressed it properly, but it's something that we
Speaker 3: talk about often to this day.
Speaker 2: I'm like, remember, that time you stabbed me. She goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: not my finest moment. Love it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got my age. It's a continuation. It's
Speaker 1: just a continuation. I told you it would work. But
Speaker 1: the problem is I haven't pre thought it. So if
Speaker 1: it's bad or rogue, I can't be canceled for it. Okay,
Speaker 1: because okay, if.
Speaker 2: You need to take two or take three, I'm not
Speaker 2: editing it out. All right, Well let's give it a go.
Speaker 1: Bradley hit me?
Speaker 2: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Should smack him? Come back?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 1: As I say it out loud, I think I probably should.
Speaker 5: Why don't we just do a test?
Speaker 2: Man coming?
Speaker 1: I my dad Mark, who I love, and it's a
Speaker 1: great dad. I was smacked heavily.
Speaker 4: I was smacked.
Speaker 1: I was smacked on the butt, cheek, I was smacked
Speaker 1: on the arm. I was smacked anywhere he could get
Speaker 1: me as I was running down the holes. And I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's like nature verse nurture, Like
Speaker 1: did it make me the person I am? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, But in my head I'm like, well, I
Speaker 1: was smacked, so my little shits are going to get
Speaker 1: smacked too.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, like with it the face. No,
Speaker 3: maybe I'm old fashioned. I know that times have changed.
Speaker 3: But if it's not on the face, I'm like fair game.
Speaker 2: Slap the kid.
Speaker 4: That's how I.
Speaker 1: Feel, you know, like when a war veteran gets back
Speaker 1: and they take all that ing grade on the kid.
Speaker 1: It's like, well I was slapped. Who am I going
Speaker 1: to Who am I going to take my head?
Speaker 3: It has to be like the last resource. You can't
Speaker 3: just smack them willy nilly and the looming threat of
Speaker 3: do you want to smack?
Speaker 2: Often? Is enough?
Speaker 1: I agree? But if you on the fly, If smacking
Speaker 1: really was a good form of punishment, it would be
Speaker 1: used in other forms of discipline. There'd be an option
Speaker 1: to be smacked if you'd stolen a Cadbury chocolate bar
Speaker 1: from y you know, from Cole's. Like, hey, that's twelve smacks.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to give you any prison time. You're
Speaker 3: gonna have to do twenty hours of community service and
Speaker 3: four smacks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bend diver.
Speaker 1: I've been toed a plea deal.
Speaker 2: I did kill her.
Speaker 1: However, I will accept a slap a day for ten years.
Speaker 2: It can't be a slaper smack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, A smack is different.
Speaker 2: Offers are saying, do you want to smack.
Speaker 1: Listen, we've caught you speeding, Mitchell, We've got your driver's license.
Speaker 1: We can take you back to the station and you
Speaker 1: obviously have to go to court, or we can smack
Speaker 1: you here on the highway.
Speaker 3: And depending on the crime is where you get smacked,
Speaker 3: like you get a proper bare ass cheek, oh smack
Speaker 3: if it's attempted murder, but manslaughter manslaughter, yeah, okay, manslaughter.
Speaker 3: But then if it's something like a parking ticket or whatever,
Speaker 3: it's it's like a little.
Speaker 2: On the rist, yea on the wrists?
Speaker 4: Well yeah, that's an expression to slap on the wrists.
Speaker 2: Slaps on the wrist.
Speaker 1: Agree, it made me a good kid. I stand for it.
Speaker 2: But we don't endorse violence in this house, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's all for entertainment purposes.
Speaker 4: It's because you couldn't think of any gym, and you
Speaker 4: know what, it was one of the best.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe being smacked as a child has affected you
Speaker 3: because you just resorted to violence.
Speaker 2: Side fucking quick. If you doubt smack it out.
Speaker 1: It's just me five years?
Speaker 4: Five years?
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or is that a long time?
Speaker 9: Does it's Jenny I just wanted to stop by and
Speaker 9: congratulate the three of you for an amazing podcast. I
Speaker 9: know that you've got a little community that is going
Speaker 9: to very much miss it, and I would like to
Speaker 9: say thank you for having me on that one time.
Speaker 1: That one time.
Speaker 9: It's fine my feelings on here really, but on a
Speaker 9: serious note, I would like to say thank you for
Speaker 9: bringing so much laughter and joy into our lives. I'm
Speaker 9: very honored to have met all three of you in person,
Speaker 9: and I think you're all wonderful people and I can't
Speaker 9: wait to.
Speaker 10: See what you all do next.
Speaker 4: I love you all so much.
Speaker 11: Congratulations, I love love you more.
Speaker 2: Jenna, I needed that, Yeah I did too.
Speaker 1: I also thought at the start we were being scolded,
Speaker 1: like at the start of the years. Yeah, five years,
Speaker 1: five years.
Speaker 2: I sentence you to five years and twelve texts.
Speaker 1: I've been making this porcelain bas for five years and
Speaker 1: now you've smashed it. It sounds like we will get
Speaker 1: a lecture about something we've done.
Speaker 2: So that was Jenna who was on the podcast in
Speaker 2: fuck Me? Was it season three?
Speaker 1: Three, two or three?
Speaker 2: I can't remember it.
Speaker 1: Big on TikTok?
Speaker 2: What's big on TikTok?
Speaker 3: No, that's at the point we had her on. That's
Speaker 3: why we got her on. She's still big on. She
Speaker 3: she is, and we were going to try and get
Speaker 3: her back on, but we just kind of run out
Speaker 3: of time. We're in the final five episodes.
Speaker 1: Everyone, my god, final five fun no count down, I'm
Speaker 1: not joining you you did last time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we love you Jane, Thank you, darling a
Speaker 2: very gorgeous comforting woman on TikTok. If you're not familiar
Speaker 2: with her work, yeah.
Speaker 1: Jen A on Tiktographer, it's j E seven n's remember.
Speaker 3: Now, I remember because I had to learn it when
Speaker 3: she was on as a guest to plug her on TikTok.
Speaker 3: It's Jen A with four m's, three a's, and two ys.
Speaker 3: Her Instagram handles completely different. Don't fucking ask me what
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: But we love you Jen.
Speaker 1: We love you, Jen. Thank you for that message. That's
Speaker 1: very kind.
Speaker 2: Now should we dive into the next hobby hunts?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's gape.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently we're all bored and we wanted to try
Speaker 3: new things. So far, we've done pottery pilates, singing lessons
Speaker 3: and now, as I've always bloody wanted finally my wish
Speaker 3: has been granted a smashroom tick that off.
Speaker 2: The bucket list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's done, And I felt like such a grench.
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to come for other reasons that will
Speaker 1: be announced very soon on my Patreon, but I did,
Speaker 1: and I'm so glad I was there because I didn't
Speaker 1: really understand the height, like Mitchell was so Adam and
Speaker 1: Jenna on us doing this smashing.
Speaker 3: It has been over twelve months of me being like,
Speaker 3: I think the next hobby Hunt should be a smash
Speaker 3: room And I actually have no explanation.
Speaker 2: For why I was so hell bent on that.
Speaker 3: I just thought that my soul needed it to be frank,
Speaker 3: because it's a great way to release anger. You've just
Speaker 3: given permission to smash up all this crockery and microwaves
Speaker 3: and shit. Yeah, it's fucking fantastic. So the three of
Speaker 3: us went along to Smashroom City in Homebush. Yeah, roving
Speaker 3: a Porter Oscar also joined us for the ride. Did
Speaker 3: sewn your beautiful boyfriend cameraman Shawan, but also like it
Speaker 3: was quite funny when he was doing his smashing, his
Speaker 3: AIM's not great.
Speaker 2: He kept missing the.
Speaker 3: Plates and stuff, and so we all had to turn
Speaker 3: each basically, and we decided that we wanted to dedicate
Speaker 3: the smash and the rage to one particular thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oscar kicked things off for us. We went right.
Speaker 10: This one goes out to every man that's ever.
Speaker 2: Hurt me, so we might be here for a while.
Speaker 6: Fuck you RoCE, fuck you Jeremy, fuck you got up,
Speaker 6: Alex Strada, Fred Stephen, not your Stephen.
Speaker 10: I am, but I'm texting me back to the bastard Jared.
Speaker 1: Then Phil, the other Phil stop dead. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of men who have robbed him, quite a few. We
Speaker 1: just let him go.
Speaker 2: We had a fucking one hour book and and he
Speaker 2: took up three quarts of that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he went first. Wouldn't stop, he
Speaker 1: would not stop blessing him. And also it's very disorientating
Speaker 1: because it didn't feel like OSCO. It didn't feel like
Speaker 1: any of you guys, because you're in the hell jumpsuit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're in a motorbike helmet, You're in jumpsuit, glove and
Speaker 1: steel cap toe boots, so you are completely mysterious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was.
Speaker 3: Something so anonymous about it. At some points I had
Speaker 3: to be like, wait, funk, who are you? Yeah, because
Speaker 3: also they made Jenna and I tie our hair up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they were like, no, no, the dust and debris
Speaker 3: from all the smashed plates will actually make your hair disgusting.
Speaker 3: And I was like, all right, I guess I'll tied up.
Speaker 3: Even after that, even after tying it up, my hair
Speaker 3: feels like straw.
Speaker 2: Currently.
Speaker 4: It's really weird, right, Mine is pubic.
Speaker 1: It's it's pubic. I think it's because there must be
Speaker 1: particles of glass in the room. I really should have
Speaker 1: won a mask, actually, yeah, like a face mask.
Speaker 3: And so I went next with my smashing. Yep, here's
Speaker 3: what I channeled my fucking rage into. This goes out
Speaker 3: to my phone and laptop storage always being full.
Speaker 1: I've deleted. Goes out to emails in general.
Speaker 2: I just don't like them very much. They're annoying. This
Speaker 2: is healing, Honestly, I don't even need the fucking hammer.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah, get it out, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: This isn't anything in particular. I'm just having an outburst.
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: Even after that, I'm not sure that I've moved on
Speaker 3: from the phone storage thing so over, I can't deal
Speaker 3: with the storage running out anymore. Before we recorded the
Speaker 3: podcast right here, right now I had to spend twenty
Speaker 3: minutes de leading shit from my phone because I'm filming
Speaker 3: with it to the videos. It's just getting exhausting, and
Speaker 3: I feel like, is this thing gaslining me? I feel
Speaker 3: like there's a hidden folder on my laptop somewhere full
Speaker 3: of all this shit that has been piling up, because
Speaker 3: it's just running out quicker and quicker with less things
Speaker 3: on there.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense anyway, I'm venting.
Speaker 1: Have you done a deep clean? You can like get
Speaker 1: software that check every corner of your Mac. No, I
Speaker 1: haven't cleaned my Mac. It's like an app.
Speaker 2: I'd love to get that app, but I don't have
Speaker 2: enough storage.
Speaker 1: It's a catch twenty two in a real pickle there,
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 2: Know what's fuck?
Speaker 3: I have my old laptop still, and I wanted to
Speaker 3: instill roadblocks on my current laptop so that I could
Speaker 3: play Dress to Impress, but there was no storage. So
Speaker 3: I was like, right, I'll use my old Mac. That'll
Speaker 3: be the Dress to Impress Mac. It's so old that
Speaker 3: it just will not download the app like it has
Speaker 3: to be a certain software update.
Speaker 2: And why does technology have to be so hard? Clearly
Speaker 2: I didn't let enough of the rage out.
Speaker 1: And it's still full.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not that new, it's twenty twenty one. Oh
Speaker 3: so okay, Oh god, I paid extra for a lot
Speaker 3: of storage.
Speaker 2: And every day your disc space is almost full and
Speaker 2: I've done nothing. I've deleted everything. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Mine doesn't even give me a warning, it just says full.
Speaker 1: Want to get a cloud? Don't you just use the cloud?
Speaker 2: Not on my Mac.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works for my transparency. Some
Speaker 1: some of my things are saved on the cloud, some
Speaker 1: are saved locally. If I needed, I just go and
Speaker 1: find it.
Speaker 3: I only realized very recently that because I pay for Iclaud,
Speaker 3: all of my photo library gets backed up, and so
Speaker 3: if I'm clearing my phone camera role like I was
Speaker 3: just before, I would have to reckon with how precious
Speaker 3: is this memory?
Speaker 2: Can I delete this?
Speaker 3: But then I realized, oh, I've got a copy of
Speaker 3: literally everything. Everything I've ever had in my camera roll
Speaker 3: is backed up somewhere, so if I really really needed
Speaker 3: I can get it later. It's all good wow, which
Speaker 3: was comforting, but still I paid extra for all the
Speaker 3: story to stop fucking fun anyway. Sorry, sorry, we've already
Speaker 3: had your chance to get your rage out. I've got
Speaker 3: to tell you, idiots, it was really, really satisfying the
Speaker 3: smash room. It was everything I hoped it would be.
Speaker 3: I would be interested to know what it would be
Speaker 3: like if I went back and I wasn't recording, because
Speaker 3: there was still.
Speaker 2: A part of my mind that was like, oh shit
Speaker 2: in my in frame on the camera is the audio right?
Speaker 3: Like if I could just relinquish all of that and
Speaker 3: just bash some shit, it might be even more enjoyable.
Speaker 2: But I loved it. And do you know what the
Speaker 2: other thing was.
Speaker 3: I asked the lady there, do you have regulars? And
Speaker 3: she goes, oh, yeah, some people come to this smashroom
Speaker 3: as a replacement for therapy.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 4: I totally get that.
Speaker 2: It was a really gorgeous release, wasn't it. And so
Speaker 2: you drew up next cheery.
Speaker 1: I was, yes, And mine was sort of a you know,
Speaker 1: a broad stroke, something that the whole world could relate to,
Speaker 1: something we're all going through at the moment. Sure, by
Speaker 1: the way, I'd never done this before, and I was
Speaker 1: completely adverse to it to start. I thought, this isn't
Speaker 1: going to help it.
Speaker 3: And like I noticed that when you first started smashing shit.
Speaker 3: You were just being playful and cheery. You were getting
Speaker 3: Oscar to throw plates for you to aim at and hear. Yes,
Speaker 3: But then something came over you. This wave of rage
Speaker 3: must have hit you, because once you started smashing git,
Speaker 3: you couldn't stop. And you're the one that wasn't even
Speaker 3: that keen to do it in the first place.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I just I don't know. It just doesn't
Speaker 1: excite me. Yeah, but have a listen to this and
Speaker 1: it will prove otherwise this goes out to inflation. Ah, yes,
Speaker 1: oh this is amazing. Oscar pretend I'm a royal and
Speaker 1: going to throw plates at me like we're like plaiting.
Speaker 4: Let's just sorry, shoot.
Speaker 8: Shoot shoot.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's only just getting started.
Speaker 10: Sorry.
Speaker 1: That came from deep within.
Speaker 2: He let it out, sil.
Speaker 8: Let it out.
Speaker 2: If you rewind, you can hear the moment that a
Speaker 2: switch was flicked and you were like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: go ham on this ship.
Speaker 1: There was Well, the options are They give you crates
Speaker 1: and we asked how it works. They go to local
Speaker 1: Vinni's and.
Speaker 2: You know, donating all these things to be smashed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. They go to the local op
Speaker 1: shops and they buy these crates worth of ship, just
Speaker 1: plates and bowls and crockery, and we all got to
Speaker 1: create each. But then for extra money, you can buy
Speaker 1: white Goods, TV's printers, sound system, CD players, which we didn't.
Speaker 2: Of course, I got to say I wouldn't have forked
Speaker 2: out extra for those things, because one time I tried
Speaker 2: to film a video where I was smashing my WiFi
Speaker 2: modem because I was with Belong.
Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care about the smirching their company.
Speaker 3: They're fucking dreadful.
Speaker 2: I used to be shocking terror. I wanted to film
Speaker 2: a video after I.
Speaker 3: Switch providers of meat smashing the Belong modem that bitch
Speaker 3: wouldn't break. So like, you pay all this money for
Speaker 3: the extra print or whatever, and it just won't break.
Speaker 3: Glass and crockery and you get the beautiful sound of
Speaker 3: the bush. Yeah brilliant for a podcast, Yeah, well brilliant.
Speaker 1: I had so much fun. I got a lot of
Speaker 1: my anger out. And once you start, you don't really
Speaker 1: stop to be honest.
Speaker 2: In fact, let's's check in, where's oscar at?
Speaker 8: Fuck you, Julian don you, Jake, Michael Malice, Oh my, the.
Speaker 1: Long list, Yeah, a long list of men that have
Speaker 1: hurt him to shut and look after asking.
Speaker 3: And last, but certainly not least, Yes, the EPs so innocent,
Speaker 3: everso angelic prize keeper.
Speaker 1: Fucking Jenna yeup, the soft one of the group, the
Speaker 1: most relaxed, calm zen woman, softly spoken, meek yeah, mild, smile, reserve.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, idiots, today was the day that
Speaker 3: Jenna bent from turned. She fucking turned.
Speaker 2: It was you and I were almost clutching each other
Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, we were scared, we were
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 1: We were being filmed and huddled in a quarter and
Speaker 1: at one point the shrapnel from Jenna's attacks was hitting us.
Speaker 2: That's the one that could have taken my eye out
Speaker 2: if not a fucking helmet man. Anyway to this, this.
Speaker 5: Smash goes out to the sitting light rail only going
Speaker 5: ten kilometers an hour.
Speaker 11: Really god, wow, I hate so light.
Speaker 12: Right, Oh my god, I need to go.
Speaker 1: Why is she grunting? She has more anger in her,
Speaker 1: Mitchell than you're like combined.
Speaker 2: Are you having fun, Jenner?
Speaker 4: That's amazing, well done.
Speaker 1: They're grunts on Jenna's.
Speaker 8: So much just.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and over just a slow light rail
Speaker 2: of all things.
Speaker 5: When You've been on that light rail so many times
Speaker 5: and you almost miss going to pilates because it's going
Speaker 5: so slow. I could walk beside it and go faster.
Speaker 1: To be fair. Miture when you're after a hard rail
Speaker 1: and you get a light rails, anyone off.
Speaker 2: I am not super fond of the light rail. It's
Speaker 2: equivalent to like a tram in Melbourne by the way,
Speaker 2: I don't know why that cam.
Speaker 1: Fast thems and you want to know why. I have
Speaker 1: researched trams have the electricity power on the lines above them,
Speaker 1: but the light rail is underground.
Speaker 4: Oh it's not underground.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: The electricity sources under is buried underground and it powers
Speaker 1: from above and in the rails. Yeah, it's a light rail.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 3: It's almost more trouble than it's worth the light rail
Speaker 3: because they stop at every stop.
Speaker 2: They need to.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I've said this before. They need to do
Speaker 3: what you do on a bus, where they don't just
Speaker 3: stop at every single bus stop. We have to press
Speaker 3: the button to say yes, please let me off here.
Speaker 3: Because often the light rail pulls up, the doors open,
Speaker 3: no one gets on and they stay there for ridiculously long,
Speaker 3: too long, like fucking forty seconds or something ridiculous.
Speaker 4: There's someone walking from up the street to get on it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you can walk quicker than the light rail.
Speaker 1: Oh you actually can't up, George. It's a waste of time.
Speaker 3: But anyway, thank you to Smashtroom City for having us.
Speaker 3: It was everything I needed and more.
Speaker 1: Can we include my favorite moment, which is when Sean,
Speaker 1: who was filming and helping out with audio, and he
Speaker 1: was being a beautiful, doting partner, yes to myself, he
Speaker 1: tries to have a smash because.
Speaker 2: We were wearing the anonymous costumes.
Speaker 1: Wrong, Mitch, babe, want to smash and the wrong one?
Speaker 1: How do you? He got a bit of shrapnel caught
Speaker 1: in his shoe. Do we have that audio?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: We do. That was that was suspiciously close to your partnership.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was kind of directly aimed at you.
Speaker 10: Oh there's stuff in my boot.
Speaker 1: Too, all right, and that's a rat. It happened to
Speaker 1: the nicest person too.
Speaker 2: You all right, goa hop my way out.
Speaker 1: Let's get him.
Speaker 2: It's under my thought.
Speaker 3: And also the funniest part, I don't even know if
Speaker 3: there's audio to go with this, but he accidentally dropped
Speaker 3: his phone and it was sitting there in this huge
Speaker 3: pile of shrapnel and rubble, and it was like.
Speaker 2: Right, who's turning it to smash? Now?
Speaker 4: Who's turn?
Speaker 3: And I spotted the phone and I was like, holy fuck, Like,
Speaker 3: thank god I noticed it in amongst all the shards.
Speaker 2: Imagine if someone just hitting that with a fucking baseball bat.
Speaker 2: Poor short, so good.
Speaker 1: But now he loved it too, Yeah, so worth it,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sydney City Automotive.
Speaker 7: Was it.
Speaker 2: Smash rooms?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 2: Honestly, do feel that I may have found a hobby
Speaker 2: that I will return to.
Speaker 4: Really, Oh finally, I think I might as well.
Speaker 3: I won't be returnity singing lessons, probably won't do pottery
Speaker 3: again Polariti's obviously I'm a veteran at this point.
Speaker 2: But the smashroom I'm fucking sold. So that's the happy
Speaker 2: ending as we bring the podcast series to a close.
Speaker 2: I found a hobby.
Speaker 1: I loved that.
Speaker 2: It was fantastic. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 4: of miches. If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 2: Okay, day before we get the fuck out of here, yep,
Speaker 2: a return of an old favorite segment listening to the
Speaker 2: other idgems.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this was so fun.
Speaker 3: This is just a heads up to anyone out there
Speaker 3: who's thinking of starting a podcast. Just check if the
Speaker 3: name's taken love before you start, because we've learned the
Speaker 3: hard way that there's many Is it just Me podcasts
Speaker 3: already in existence.
Speaker 2: And still being born. Every few months a new engym
Speaker 2: comes along.
Speaker 3: We've done this segment so many times because every so
Speaker 3: often we check and go, fuck, there's another new one.
Speaker 2: And so these ones we have not heard before.
Speaker 1: The other items, well, you haven't done in a while,
Speaker 1: so there would be a birth of a few.
Speaker 4: I'd say I did like that little girl singing, Oh
Speaker 4: that was my favorite me.
Speaker 2: Can you find that? Actually?
Speaker 3: Of course it's for old time, say do we need
Speaker 3: to listen to that? But they've all got very different
Speaker 3: takes on the names these Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: And by the way, it needs to be said that
Speaker 3: we reign supreme. We're the most successful is it just me?
Speaker 3: On the podcasting apps without doubt? And so maybe these
Speaker 3: poor bastards will get a chance to shine now that
Speaker 3: we're terminal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's kick things off.
Speaker 1: Sorry I did find Romana Kaslski her hit song are
Speaker 1: Call Loud Popular, which I is so true. It's such
Speaker 1: a it's such a really great observation, incredible. The info
Speaker 1: the description of this podcast is make people calm when
Speaker 1: they sad.
Speaker 2: And I feel like, correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: She had episodes where she spoke and then there was
Speaker 3: just a rogue episode where she sang.
Speaker 1: She sung Yeah. The song really tugs at the heartstrings
Speaker 1: from it ain't me.
Speaker 2: I think I remember it you you don't remember anything,
Speaker 2: but really stuck with you didn't it?
Speaker 10: Here you go, Everyone doesn't matter who there?
Speaker 13: Me me that things the best for me?
Speaker 6: Oh, she didn't like is it good looking?
Speaker 1: Fower to beat my drum like a drum? Beat my
Speaker 1: drum like a drama? One of the great lyrics drama
Speaker 1: great similar me that thing.
Speaker 2: Beat my drum like a DRUMA never know, beat my
Speaker 2: drum like a drum as you can hear loud and clear,
Speaker 2: and it's we've got fucking stiff competition with the fellow.
Speaker 3: So a very different tyke on that I'm here. This
Speaker 3: one is actually called the full title is is it
Speaker 3: just me? Or have we all lost our minds?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay with Jennifer Horn. It's a political podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh I like this. I love politics.
Speaker 2: Let's take a listen.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 11: Or have we all lost our minds? It's a question
Speaker 11: I've been asking myself on repeat for the last eight years,
Speaker 11: and I know I'm not alone in that. Is it
Speaker 11: the politics, is it the culture? Or am I just
Speaker 11: getting old? Hi? I'm Jennifer Horne and my former Republican
Speaker 11: strategist and party leader turned independent sanity activist. I decided
Speaker 11: to do this podcast so we could explore these questions.
Speaker 11: I'll bring experts to the table from politics and media
Speaker 11: and culture. We'll have raw, insightful conversations with the clear
Speaker 11: goal of getting to the bottom of it all. One
Speaker 11: way or another. We've all lost our minds and I
Speaker 11: still journey to find them again.
Speaker 2: She literally says, is it just me? Or we all
Speaker 2: lost our minds? But then just said, very matter of factly,
Speaker 2: we have all lost our minds the end of series.
Speaker 2: End of series, She's come to the conclusion.
Speaker 1: One way or another, we've all lost our minds.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking about it for the past eight years,
Speaker 4: but didn't do a simple search.
Speaker 1: No, I know, you know what I love about boomers
Speaker 1: that have podcasts is that they explain the premise every
Speaker 1: episode in their intro. It's just not needed for you
Speaker 1: to for you to jump home.
Speaker 3: The bloody podcast experts out there say that you meant
Speaker 3: to explain the concept within thirty seconds. Sometimes it can
Speaker 3: be twelve minutes into the episode and we go, well,
Speaker 3: if it's your first time, people know what they're getting here.
Speaker 2: She's a bit of nonsense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she had a good presenting style, like she wasn't
Speaker 1: awful to listen to.
Speaker 3: I will say that she out of the next couple
Speaker 3: that I'm going to play our dge and cousins, she
Speaker 3: had the best production value because oh, there's nothing that
Speaker 3: fucks me off more. I shouldn't say this when we're
Speaker 3: in my echo we penthouse then shit audio quality.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the next one is from Leila Quay and MJ Okay.
Speaker 3: They met in business school and spent decades working in
Speaker 3: business and government, and they're trying to be relatable with
Speaker 3: everything they're saying.
Speaker 2: But it's just very corporate specific. Oh you'll know what
Speaker 2: I mean when you listen to either Just me with
Speaker 2: Leila Kaye and MJ.
Speaker 7: Welcome to the Is It Just Me? With Leila K
Speaker 7: and MJ podcast where we ask the question on just
Speaker 7: about any topic is.
Speaker 12: It just me?
Speaker 7: So things might be getting a bit tense out there,
Speaker 7: and while we like to take a lightheunded approach on
Speaker 7: most things, this episode is one percent lighthearted.
Speaker 1: All Right?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or?
Speaker 7: Will some things just always be funny?
Speaker 12: I don't think it's just you that what's always funny?
Speaker 12: Large organizations making a silly blender. It's a result of
Speaker 12: collective malpractice, so no one individual is to blame, and
Speaker 12: it can be just hilarious.
Speaker 7: It kind of reminds me of when ge spent millions
Speaker 7: getting washing machines and dishwasherers within one day delivery of
Speaker 7: anyone who buys them from anyone, and then finding out
Speaker 7: that no one actually wanted the appliants delivered the next day.
Speaker 7: What is going on up for me in a bad
Speaker 7: planning way?
Speaker 12: Unless you're a shareholder.
Speaker 1: What happened to lighthearted? W'd that go? Oh?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm all about it. That was so relatable. There's
Speaker 3: nothing that cracks me up more than collective malpractice.
Speaker 1: Player and I've always said that. You said that gets
Speaker 1: me go and our corporate greed is so so funny. Wow,
Speaker 1: And I love how they said, you know, speaking of
Speaker 1: the ge microwave dishwasher story, like it's a household story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh we all know that one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, same day delivery.
Speaker 3: What if we did our intros like that and it's
Speaker 3: going on to this backing music website.
Speaker 2: What if I type in piano waltz, let's target their energy. Sure,
Speaker 2: hang on, No, that's a fucking mamember. Welcome to Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Hello you?
Speaker 1: Hello you.
Speaker 3: We asked the question, is it just me on just
Speaker 3: about anything? Something we've notified or appreciate. We don't know
Speaker 3: each other's egyms. That's what keeps it fun.
Speaker 1: Just like life. We are living on the edge of
Speaker 1: our seat.
Speaker 4: I don't even do any gym.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: We should channel all of their energy from now on
Speaker 3: the next one, Is it just Me? With Christy and
Speaker 3: Lucas they are both therapists. It's a mental health podcast.
Speaker 1: For God's sake. What I'm learning is it is just
Speaker 1: me can really be shoehorned to any topic.
Speaker 3: Literally, I feel like we're the only ones taking the
Speaker 3: piece with it. Yeah, everyone's just making it way deeper
Speaker 3: than it needs to be. But I probably might add
Speaker 3: these guys to my library. Christie Luke, let's listen.
Speaker 13: Hey everyone, I'm Lucas and I'm Christie, and you're listening
Speaker 13: to the Is It Just Me?
Speaker 2: Podcast, where we aim to provide education, decrease the stigma,
Speaker 2: and expels the myths around mental health.
Speaker 1: Christy, is it just me?
Speaker 12: Or?
Speaker 13: Do we see ourselves differently than others see us?
Speaker 2: I think that that is so true.
Speaker 12: I was talking with a and from high school who
Speaker 12: listens to our podcast, High Kelly.
Speaker 2: I can't High Kelly.
Speaker 3: You're sending me some podcast ideas, And one of the
Speaker 3: things that he had said was is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or is the person that I see in the mirror
Speaker 4: is not what everybody else sees?
Speaker 7: It was something along that and I was like, oh
Speaker 7: my gosh, that's such a good topic.
Speaker 13: It's incredibly common that people suffer from low self esteem
Speaker 13: and that goes anywhere from the activities that we do,
Speaker 13: to our looks, to how much we weigh to.
Speaker 12: Anything we're good at, well we're not good at.
Speaker 13: Self esteem fluctuates throughout the day, throughout the year, and
Speaker 13: there's it's really important to talk about because it impacts
Speaker 13: so many different things.
Speaker 2: Your thoughts are so powerful, and the inner monologue that
Speaker 2: you have going on within your head needs to be
Speaker 2: positive or it's going to impact every other area of
Speaker 2: your life. Jesus, hey, my favorite stuf, I thought, I mean,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: If I'm in the mood for that, I'll definitely turn
Speaker 1: them on. They would.
Speaker 4: I feel like they're just saying things that we already know.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that if I played more than a one minute,
Speaker 3: except might have scratched the surface a little more.
Speaker 1: No, it's not fun when they're kind of okay. I
Speaker 1: want tragics. I don't want good quality shows up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's such a good topic. I was
Speaker 2: talking to my friend Andrew. Heyandre I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: To the show. Do you have a look in the
Speaker 1: mirror and.
Speaker 3: You Oh, sorry, we shouldn't be rude to our ingim cousins,
Speaker 3: Christie and Lucas. Go check them out if you can
Speaker 3: be bloody bothered, I've saved the worst to last. Juel
Speaker 3: Tanner and Patsy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh, I wonder what happened to Patsy. I
Speaker 1: thought she found her feet with a new show they.
Speaker 2: Bring us, Is it just Me or dot dot dot
Speaker 2: question mark? That's a different take, It is different formatting.
Speaker 3: They give us a deep dive into the quirks, mysteries
Speaker 3: and wonders of everyday Live. It's just a shame that
Speaker 3: it sounds like they're in a fucking garbage bim audio.
Speaker 14: All Right, y'all, welcome back. It's been a super hot minute.
Speaker 14: It's been a hot girl summer. It's been a hot
Speaker 14: girl summer. Kidding but in my own but anyways, so yeah,
Speaker 14: it's been a really long time. It's it's been at
Speaker 14: least a month, So welcome back.
Speaker 7: Is it just Me?
Speaker 14: Or with obviously jewels and my favorite to have on here,
Speaker 14: Hannah and Patsy.
Speaker 2: Welcome back, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 7: For having us.
Speaker 14: All Right, so today is going to be super just
Speaker 14: random things that we talk about and hot.
Speaker 2: Topics as well.
Speaker 1: So where do y'all want to start?
Speaker 4: Don't want to start with the first one?
Speaker 7: Yeah, got it?
Speaker 12: Go go cool.
Speaker 15: So do you feel like social media ruins relationship expectations?
Speaker 15: And I say that because I think I see a
Speaker 15: lot now of people that are single saying, oh, like
Speaker 15: if they look like they have a really like a
Speaker 15: perfect relationship, right, But sometimes I think social media like
Speaker 15: you're only going to present the suppression, like because not.
Speaker 1: The good stuff.
Speaker 2: I've never heard anyone like that point so too.
Speaker 15: Not that it's detrimental to religious but sometimes I feel
Speaker 15: like it can be because of the accent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just.
Speaker 1: Taking the access. Yeah, oh why'd you cut up me
Speaker 1: until I was really enjoying that?
Speaker 3: Well, that was going to be my tribe. I think
Speaker 3: we should if we're going to replicate the style of presenting. Firstly,
Speaker 3: I'm putting my microphone down. Put your minds as far
Speaker 3: away from your face as you can. Yeah, okay, and
Speaker 3: we're gonna have no intro, but it's going to go okay,
Speaker 3: so welcome is it's just me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we have to talk about a nondescript
Speaker 1: period of break that no one is across.
Speaker 2: We have to use, but obviously a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously we're back from the break after what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after the incident.
Speaker 1: It's seen so long, we're not going to go back.
Speaker 2: And I want to give a shout out to the
Speaker 2: judge for allowing us back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank goodness. No, we're joking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're kidding.
Speaker 1: We're kidding. We're kidding a summer.
Speaker 2: Anyway, We're going to be talking about hot topics and
Speaker 2: also really random.
Speaker 1: Dufam Mitchell, my favorite is here? Whoa we This bitch
Speaker 1: is crazy. This bitch is crazy. She's Banana el Loco.
Speaker 1: We laugh like crazy when she's on this show every week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jenna woo woo.
Speaker 4: Hi everyone, Oh shut up?
Speaker 2: Like, should we start at the start or what I reckon?
Speaker 2: We start at the start?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a point. Yeah, I wanted to bring
Speaker 1: up and I don't know if y'all have ever had
Speaker 1: this thought, But the wind blows, that's the question. You're
Speaker 1: so fucking Actually, you're so funny. How your brain works
Speaker 1: is crazy. And obviously, like.
Speaker 2: We obviously have felt the wind, but like, how do
Speaker 2: we know what the wind's feeling? Obviously we can't speak
Speaker 2: to the wind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't know that.
Speaker 2: You should should be by.
Speaker 1: You should try to give so much. I hate it
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: So I'm good luck to our in Gym, Cousin, Patsy, Christy, Lucas,
Speaker 3: Leila Ca.
Speaker 2: And MJ and Jen Yea. God speed, god speed the
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Speaker 1: All right, Well, should we go probably.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get out of here all right.
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Speaker 3: I'm currently staring in my kitchen table, which is I'm
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Speaker 2: That's what we're doing as soon as we've finished these episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're signing.
Speaker 3: So that'll be fun if you want to add to
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Speaker 2: Let's get out of here.
Speaker 10: We will.
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Speaker 1: By bite tip faith is it just Me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of meches. Make sure you've
Speaker 4: hit photo on your podcast.
Speaker 2: A welcome to ad debrief our Secret segment on the end.
Speaker 3: I've realized after two hundred and fifty fucking episodes that
Speaker 3: I've never ever altered the inflections of Welcome to.
Speaker 2: Add brief our Secret Secret. Yeah, what if one day
Speaker 2: I just came in all kinds of blathing.
Speaker 1: To ady debris pula midsed jury.
Speaker 2: How would you introduce it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, episode ends, music fades, Welcome ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: It's add brief. Oh shoot, it's Oscar. Oh come in.
Speaker 3: Ye, so he came to the smash room with this
Speaker 3: and he's still at my heart? Have you been doing
Speaker 3: spe on that balcony the whole time?
Speaker 1: I'll come over here speak to him. How I Hi, Hi, Oscar?
Speaker 1: What were you doing out there for an.
Speaker 2: Hour messaging to hundreds of men that am wrong? Exactly?
Speaker 10: Did you have a little gnat just copy and paste,
Speaker 10: you know, to all seventy five of them that I
Speaker 10: met this?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Do you are you still on grinder? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just can't find you now? Do you use the
Speaker 1: like pre written messages? I find them disgusting, Like you.
Speaker 2: Can't be written one?
Speaker 1: Yes, you can just write like customers, Hey, how are
Speaker 1: you high? What are you looking for?
Speaker 12: High?
Speaker 1: Top here? So you don't have to bother writing it out.
Speaker 1: You can just tap a button and a presends it.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 10: That would require me to respond to half of them.
Speaker 10: So no, no, okay, fair enough, No, I'm too busy.
Speaker 3: Do you know what Oscar, I've just noticed, I reckon,
Speaker 3: there's something about this podcast and your general health. Maybe
Speaker 3: we curse you because you've been fine all day. You
Speaker 3: a microphone, you sound congested as fun.
Speaker 10: I know, honestly, Like I can't explain how my body works.
Speaker 10: You know how some people, like you, know, they go
Speaker 10: to work and they're all like, oh, I've been sick
Speaker 10: as a dog, but I'll be right and they can
Speaker 10: push through. It's like mine's the opposite. Like it's when
Speaker 10: I don't have to do you need your voice as
Speaker 10: soon as I fucking need anything to shave themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just by the way, I don't know what it
Speaker 1: could be, and it's definitely not the vape you've been
Speaker 1: stuck all day that could be.
Speaker 3: Famously, I thought the opposite problem to Oscar, because you
Speaker 3: know how I was cooked as fuck for a whole
Speaker 3: fortnight a couple of weeks, yees, I was this miserable
Speaker 3: all day.
Speaker 2: My sinuses. I woke up choking one night because like
Speaker 2: my whole nose and like the mucus was in the throat.
Speaker 2: I woke up like.
Speaker 3: And so I had a really fucked throat, really fucked sinuses.
Speaker 3: But for some reason, as soon as I was in
Speaker 3: the studio for an episode, it was, yeah, our body
Speaker 3: is like, Nana, you've got to perform now. Yeah, your body'
Speaker 3: is like, oh, you've got a podcast to be on.
Speaker 3: We're going to make you sound dreadful.
Speaker 1: Ready to hear it?
Speaker 2: You said, all right, it sounds a bit like as
Speaker 2: nice speak for a bit.
Speaker 1: Give me, give me the the you know the scale.
Speaker 10: The scale speak a bit. Well, grind is awful.
Speaker 1: I can hear na, Yeah, no, I can hear it.
Speaker 1: What's the air con in here too? And we're right
Speaker 1: under it? Mitchell?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I forgot to turn the aircorn off. That's
Speaker 3: going to be in the background all day. We're as
Speaker 3: bad as bloody Patsy and Hannah and shit.
Speaker 1: Oh That's why I'm in such a good mood because
Speaker 1: I'm directly under eighteen degree fans.
Speaker 3: The other thing we really needed this air con is
Speaker 3: we don't even need it this cold, but after the
Speaker 3: fucking hottest fuck smash room.
Speaker 2: We needed it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was a sweaty time.
Speaker 1: Shall we cross back to Oscar and see who he's
Speaker 1: still berating?
Speaker 2: Where's he at?
Speaker 1: Paul Roberta?
Speaker 2: Are there any men that you've forgot. Oh probably who
Speaker 2: are they?
Speaker 10: Oh, keV Bloody Martineau.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you dating anyone? Are you dating anyone at
Speaker 1: the moment?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 10: No, okay, you're It's not that I'm off, like, it's
Speaker 10: just no one seems to be anyone I've spoken to. Like,
Speaker 10: I feel like I'm the curse because every time I
Speaker 10: talk to someone in the moment, it's like, oh my god, yes,
Speaker 10: like this is great.
Speaker 3: True as the best friend. I've seen it happen time
Speaker 3: and time again. People lead him on and then just
Speaker 3: go quiet.
Speaker 1: You give them too much of your own heart shook.
Speaker 2: I really don't though, really under my stick construction, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 10: Know, I really don't, because it's like it's one of
Speaker 10: those things where like I know I'm ready for something,
Speaker 10: but I can't force that on someone else.
Speaker 2: So like and it was a desperation, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got to it for that, just forgot to bring it.
Speaker 10: We could tell exactly, yes, thank you, but no, It's
Speaker 10: it's one of those things where it's like it's I
Speaker 10: fully understand how it's so easy to get caught up
Speaker 10: in the moment and then reality kicks back in and
Speaker 10: work schedules come back, and there are a lot of
Speaker 10: people whose work schedules are more demanding than mine. I
Speaker 10: get that, So I just I just yeah, I talked
Speaker 10: to them for two minutes and then if they're around
Speaker 10: there around otherwise I can't be fucked.
Speaker 2: Like there's so many dreadful men like that that lead
Speaker 2: people along.
Speaker 10: Welcome to Sydney.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't want to tell you how to live
Speaker 3: your life, but you're not going to find a decent
Speaker 3: monong ground like they're there for one thing.
Speaker 2: Go on Hinge down.
Speaker 1: I found Steven on grinder.
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. True to me. I don't appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, it's actually one of the opposite.
Speaker 10: I find that the more awful men are on Hinge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in share on Time. That's where I found him.
Speaker 10: Yeah, true, But I didn't meet him on Hinge did I.
Speaker 1: Actually, he's what left. Actually I found Bumble the worst,
Speaker 1: Like I really feel like that for us. It's not
Speaker 1: for us now. They didn't understand how it worked, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, like bee was buzzing and it's like,
Speaker 1: good morning, You've got twelve honey combs to use today.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean like buzz buzz, You've
Speaker 1: got a sting in your tail, Like what is going
Speaker 1: on with this apple? Like it would just I did
Speaker 1: enjoy the energy of that where Tinder, I get the
Speaker 1: flame and the hot and you've been liked super like.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I get it, But bumble are over there
Speaker 1: being like your honey pot's about to explode. Find out
Speaker 1: who's dipping their hands.
Speaker 2: They're about to get sticky.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it gives major Winnie the pooh vibes the poh yeah,
Speaker 10: what about that with you? It's I don't know, there's
Speaker 10: just something out there and I feel like I am
Speaker 10: a I feel like I'm a curse to be honest
Speaker 10: for because they always seem to get busy.
Speaker 3: No, I don't mean it like you know, depressed, but
Speaker 3: like you know, well why did you just did you
Speaker 3: just jerk? I used to think I must be a
Speaker 3: curse as well. I used to think that because it
Speaker 3: was the same old story. Every time I was in
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 1: Bad the men would leave me on and then was tragic.
Speaker 3: I remember once I shifted my thinking from I must
Speaker 3: be cursed to I'm an absolute prize.
Speaker 2: They'd be lucky that's when I found John.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 10: Oh true. Look, I'm not overly worried about a man.
Speaker 10: I mean, all of my close friends are in long
Speaker 10: term relationships, so as far as I'm concerned, I've got
Speaker 10: seventeen boyfriends. Yes, I'm the third in a good majority
Speaker 10: of situations, which is which works perfectly fine.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I don't know if you experience this, but
Speaker 3: it is quite handy having an understudy boyfriend. Sean couldn't
Speaker 3: make it to a wedding. It's my plus one, so
Speaker 3: Oscar came along.
Speaker 1: I have So does you guys do that a lot?
Speaker 2: Like an understudy roles Sean, it's not available, but Oscar Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Famously after.
Speaker 3: Oscar and I are a couple because he's my understudy boyfriend,
Speaker 3: he seems to be there.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 10: Still, I remember back in the day too, when people
Speaker 10: when I first sort of came onto the scene in
Speaker 10: content and whatnot, people genuinely thought I was your boyfriend
Speaker 10: and I had I remember being on.
Speaker 3: When we went to As we were leaving, one of
Speaker 3: the girls we met there one of the other guests
Speaker 3: was like, enjoy your fuck.
Speaker 2: That shan't be happening, was she drunk.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was plaster.
Speaker 1: She was the bride, so she was No. I wasn't
Speaker 1: from enjoy the fun. I love the Oscar vibe of
Speaker 1: just glasses.
Speaker 10: I just can't be bothered, and I feel very Oscar.
Speaker 10: I got my leg crossed, leg cross, you know, feeling
Speaker 10: very dainty.
Speaker 2: You're feeling scorned, and.
Speaker 1: You're holding the microphone. I might hold mine too, just
Speaker 1: for a bit of fun.
Speaker 10: It's quite a heavy microphone. I'm not used to this
Speaker 10: much manual labor.
Speaker 2: You've just been smashing all day.
Speaker 4: Your muscles are tie.
Speaker 10: Went to a smash room, which I was very confused about.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I had a great joke that I don't think made
Speaker 1: the cuts. You're presenting your ass and smash of course,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, yeah yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, which you know famously everyone wants to.
Speaker 1: You noticed that while we were in there. We took
Speaker 1: about forty five minutes in the smash room, but the
Speaker 1: room next to us just had two different sets of
Speaker 1: couples going out, and I thought, is it couple's therapy
Speaker 1: or is it a fun date out? Or like are
Speaker 1: they planning on becoming like a you know, bank heist duo?
Speaker 12: Like what why?
Speaker 1: Would a couple go in and they were they weren't
Speaker 1: talking to each other, very clinical.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not one part of me that thought they
Speaker 2: were a couple.
Speaker 10: Actually, yeah, really my first couple. My hypotheses on the
Speaker 10: two of them was that there was drama that he
Speaker 10: cheated because she seemed fucking furious as she did. She
Speaker 10: seemed furious and she looks like.
Speaker 3: A therapist told them to do this, and they said
Speaker 3: it would do her heart's good if you accompany her
Speaker 3: there and watch her release her rage, so you can
Speaker 3: see the point that you've driven her to God, we've
Speaker 3: become fucking Christy and Lucas the mental health podcast we.
Speaker 1: Have, Yeah, we've added a fourth so basic basically who
Speaker 1: was a Bertha.
Speaker 3: And Chilly and that's something like that. Yeah, Jules, Tannah
Speaker 3: and Patsy, the oscars and what we're talking about smile
Speaker 3: and trucks now, But should you want to discuss you
Speaker 3: falling down the stairs?
Speaker 2: The other day we went here? Oh yeah, Monday's episode.
Speaker 1: How was the story told?
Speaker 4: It was really, it was really good. You have to
Speaker 4: actually hear listen.
Speaker 2: It's called.
Speaker 1: I Don't want to Get hooked? Though five episodes left, well,
Speaker 1: four now we're born now. Oh yeah we should go?
Speaker 1: Shall we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah we should. Thank you for listening, idiots.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made for at least two percent
Speaker 3: better today. That's all, just two percent.
Speaker 1: So I will see you all in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Well, not a couple on Monday on Monday, a few
Speaker 2: days would be more accurate.
Speaker 1: Couples too. I'm one of those idiots that didn't realize
Speaker 1: a couple meant to really yeah, a couple of Mitch,
Speaker 1: So it's like a couple, like I thought, because if
Speaker 1: someone says to you, hey, grab a couple of oranges
Speaker 1: from the store, I'd grab more than.
Speaker 2: You probably would get three discent cases.
Speaker 1: See, but so like a couple, Sean and Mitchell is two. Yes,
Speaker 1: but there to the third orange.
Speaker 10: You're there just in case, honestly, on the off chance
Speaker 10: something happens. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all across.
Speaker 2: Would your plus one be if Steven couldn't make it?
Speaker 2: Would it be mean? Am I the understudy boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Definitely if it was like, yeah, like an event
Speaker 1: or something work?
Speaker 10: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4: What about me?
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening?
Speaker 2: Catch you back on Monday.
Speaker 10: By bye is It Just Me, a podcast by a
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