WEBVTT - #250: Smash Room 🔨 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:07.120 Just stood by a couple of mitches. Hello. 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:12.920 Yeah, you release yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:16.320 So I'll begune a wicked as a cowboy because it's 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.520 the Halloween weekend. We're wearing costumes and I'm going as 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:20.000 a cowboy. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:22.320 It's a wicked No, No, you can't do that. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:25.439 You can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition as. 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:27.720 A Mario brother hub. It doesn't make any better. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:32.240 Nourie and Mitchell coups. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.559 Hello you Hello, you nice step your back. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:36.520 Yeah, we're back together. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:38.879 Hello, It's not like we've been a part that long. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.199 Calm down, No, it literally has been days. But it's 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:41.760 good to see you. 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:43.720 I did miss you. What did we run with? What 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:44.839 was the reason I was off? 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:47.160 Did anyone say, oh I did say that you're taking 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:47.599 time out? 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:48.920 Oh yeah, here, that works. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:49.720 That's pretty accurate. 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:52.760 Yeah that yeah, yeah, or we'll be revealed just to 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:54.680 keep things dramatic. Time will tell. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.560 But he's recovered remarkably well from the surgery, which is cool. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.840 I have no, I haven't. The wounds healed up very quickly, 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.480 but I'm still on heavy painkillers. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:03.280 So the good cheer We're going to get a Lucy 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:03.840 Cheery today. 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:04.640 I feel yeah. 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.759 Now, idiots, we are live from my penthouse right now. 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.760 We've just been doing a group bonding activity. We're a 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.280 bit fucking naked. We've just had a huge adrenaline rush. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.280 Prize keeper General Altha Wheel was there too. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:16.720 Yes, I'm so tired. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:17.560 Same. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.320 So I mentioned on Monday's episode that we would be 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.120 going to a smash room together, as I've always wanted 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:27.080 to do, and I said that Cheery wasn't keen. He's bailed, 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.400 So I'm going to go with roving Ford to Oscar instead. 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:30.840 And I literally said on. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:33.240 Monday's episode, you weren't here, Mitch, but I said, oh, 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:35.479 I bet it's going to change his mind last minute 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:36.720 and go, fuck it, I'm coming. 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.440 To Yeah, I got fomo and I actually think I 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.360 the words were fuck it, I'm coming. Yeah, that's actually what. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.600 I didn't even have to confirm it with you, Mitchell. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.319 I just had a feeling Mitch's coming. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.560 Yeah, I'm here. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:53.000 You are right, guys. I came and I smashed Roving 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.000 report of Oscar was there as well, So that's all. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:56.560 Right, And so we're going to play that later in 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:57.560 the show the smash Room. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.760 We just got handed baseball bats and a ramics and 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.960 oh my god, there's something so oddly satisfying about fucking 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:05.560 shit up. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.639 You know what I liked. I liked not necessarily smashing them, 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.959 but just holding a glass and then dropping it on 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:13.000 a concrete floor because you're not allowed to do that 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.120 in society, But to just hold it and drop it 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:18.400 and watch it explode. The power that was coursing through 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:18.919 my veins. 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.160 I'm also going to post the video on our Instagram 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:22.720 at couple of mitches. You'll be able to see the 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:25.120 smashing in action, but we'll play that all for you 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.760 a little bit later on in the episode. 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:29.359 Yeah, yeah, no, it was. It was very fun. I 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.919 will say though, the two girls that work there, we 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.480 have to say what they said when we walked in. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:35.280 We smashroom City. 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:37.639 Smashroom City. Shout out to Smashroom City. It was we 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.799 definitely paid, but sure, smashroom City. If you're in Sydney, 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:44.480 go We walk in and then we go, Hi, what 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:45.000 did you say? 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:45.240 Hi? 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:47.600 We're the podcaster is well, they asked, are you guys 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:48.600 here for the recording? 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:48.880 Oh? 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.359 Yes, yes, that's us that we're here we've got the 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.560 booking all ready to go, and I did book for 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:57.079 four because I knew you'd fucking come last minute. And 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:00.320 then they said to us, so will you guys be smashing? 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:02.959 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, they said what will 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:03.880 you be doing in the room. 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:05.920 She goes, all right, you guys are for the recording, yes, 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:07.280 and what will you be doing in the room? 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.760 Will you be smashing things? And I was like, I 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:12.359 didn't know. I had to clarify. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.200 I assumed that was the case when I booked a 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.639 smash room. Yeah, it'll be smashing in a room. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:18.799 And then then you go, do people do anything other? 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.040 And she was like, yeah, you'd be surprised. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.359 Yeah, but never. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.320 It operates. There's a podcast studio. Can people do that 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.720 all the time? People record all the time. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.760 Can you imagine if people actually just went in there 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:30.640 to record a podcast. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:34.440 The acoustics weren't great, were shocking you're about to hear. Also, 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.080 it was so hot. There was one point where I 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.800 almost called cold co Red. I was like, guys, I 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:39.640 need to get out of here. I'm sweating. I could 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.200 feel sweat dripping down you know that. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.880 Feeling when it starts to run down your spine. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:47.640 And then they made us put The lady came up 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.000 to me. Remember she gave me that horse blanket. She 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.840 was like, all right, everyone, your overalls are here, but 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:55.520 you this one's for you. And pulled out this Californian 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.560 king single bed sheet and wrapping and like, thanks a lot, 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.840 this is me, skinny. And then we had to put 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.800 latex gloves on. Yeah, and then a second glove on 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:05.280 top of it. 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:07.880 And again not spoiling anything, we'll get to it later. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.680 But they made us put on helmets and I thought, oh, 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.560 that's a bit of overkill because I did my hair 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:11.760 for it. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:14.400 Yeah, I look really cute. The helmet's going to ruin it. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:16.480 Holy fuck, I could have lost an eye if it 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.520 wasn't wearing that helmet. It was really intense, but we 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:18.920 loved it. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:19.880 Yeah, thank God for the help. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:22.440 And yes, indeed we did smash in the room. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:23.280 Yeah we did. 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:24.679 I didn't think we'd have to clarify. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.360 Actually, the other day I went to you know, my 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.640 beloved Pilate studio Scalps. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:30.880 Yeah. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.000 Yeah, they opened up a new studio in Red firm. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.680 Oh really, And I went to the first day the 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.640 grand opening, and the staff were a bit stress. They 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:42.120 were like, yeah, it's mostly finished. We tried to get 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:45.160 everything ready for the grand opening of the new studio. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.920 It's mostly finished, like ninety seven percent complete. And I 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:51.720 was looking around, going, oh, it looks pretty fucking amazing, 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.640 Like I can't see what work needs to be done. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.080 And then I went on the timetable to be like, oh, 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.520 what classes should I book into next week? And it 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:04.120 had on their bar in brackets without the bar. I'm like, 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.480 oh my god, they don't have the ballet bar installed yet, 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:07.400 but they're still. 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:08.040 Doing the class. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.080 That's kind of important for a bar class, I know. 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:14.000 I was like, I'd love to join you for that class, 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.440 but I'm going to be playing sock without the ball, 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:19.200 basketball with no basketball. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.200 Yeah, it's an extra challenge. It's great, Yeah, far out 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:23.760 good on scam. 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:25.880 All right. Well, if it's your first time listening, welcome 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.839 to Is it just me? Every episode is the same. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.800 We start with some gems, something we've noticed, something we 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.520 hate to appreciate me. She doesn't know mine, I don't 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.839 know mitches. That's it, that's the show. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.920 Mine just popped into my mind as we were driving back, 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.440 you know, an hour ago, driving back to my housemen 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.160 the smashroom. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.280 What are we going to do when the show's over 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.120 and we just have these hydyms? Can we text them 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.800 to each other for like maybe that can be like 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:46.600 a good way to stay in contact. Right, we have 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:48.800 to still give each other two personal lygyms a week. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:49.880 Yeah we could. I don't know. 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:54.400 We could do the the ytym group chat Yeah, yeah, true, true, 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:55.920 we could do. But then I bet that you wouldn't 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.440 even open it. And I'm justmming into the void. 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:00.480 I actually had a thought, is it just me on 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.160 the fly? But are you kind of upset You're not 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.440 in that many group chats like I see memes like 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.520 the group chat fire, the group chat on point, when 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:09.120 the group chat when you get a laugh in the 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.960 group chat, I mean like like two and they're very inactive. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.600 What are they once for the wordle of the day 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.120 with some of my friends when we post our word 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.680 or results. And then the other one is a family chat. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:24.200 Yeah, I've got my gaze and then I've got the girlies, 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.800 which is like actual my lesies like Asian Talisia, you 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.120 guys have them, yeah, And then I've got the family 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.640 chat and Sean, it's the only person that's in all 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.039 three of them. So if something funny happens in my life, 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.040 I have to say to Sean, ignore the fact that 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.279 I'm repeating the same gear. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:39.320 I'll they coffy and. 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.080 Paste the same joke or the same photo to every 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.040 group chat. And he's the only one that knows that 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:45.240 it's recycled materials. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:46.160 Secret. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.680 Yeah, and he reacts the same way every time. God, 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:49.800 he's a good Alline. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:50.479 It's very good. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.440 Okay, Well, my is something that I noticed this morning 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:54.000 in the shower. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.040 A lot of things happening in the shower for you. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:58.760 Yeah, yeah, what was my last one? 0:06:59.000 --> 0:06:59.839 Something about basto? 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:00.599 Oh really? 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.640 Which, by the way, sorry, can I ask you a 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.120 serious question? You talked about bar soap and how it's 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.520 making a comeback in your life. How do you use 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:10.200 the bar soap? 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.520 Okay, the bar soap? Well this I got yelled at. 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.280 Didn't did was you either brought up Tony and Ryan? 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.480 No, it was our Facebook group and you're an idiot. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.800 Someone said, oh my god, did they just do a 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.440 Tony Lodge regarding bar soap? 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:21.760 And I was like, I don't understand. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.680 So many people sent me that TikTok and I hate 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:26.000 to break it to you, but bar soap is one 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.200 of the most common things in the world. Yeah, I'm 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:29.080 not plagiarizing. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:31.880 So it wasn't that we were copying them. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.960 It's that we made the same mistake as Tony because 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:38.120 she was being called out on the Tony Ryan podcast 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.400 for using bar soap wrong, and we were talking about 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.600 the way we use bar soap and apparently we're also 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.200 doing it wrong, And I say, fuck that. 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:47.920 Who makes the rules? 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:48.080 Now? 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.200 They were saying that you're not actually meant to use 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:53.400 the cake of soap itself and spread that throughout the body. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.200 You're not meant to run it across the legs. You're 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.000 not meant to put the cake of soap between you, 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.840 ask cracklock. I said, yeah, you meant to just rub 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:01.720 it in your hands, soap up your hands, get a 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.760 bit of phone going, and then use the hands, put 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:05.800 the cake of soap down and just spread the bubbles 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:06.320 I've created. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.920 And I think, bullshit, that's fucking bullshit. I'm team Tony. 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:13.280 Sorry, I'm with you as well. Absolutely I do the same, 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.960 although kind of a hybrid, like I do a bit 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:15.280 of both. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:18.040 Like so many people were like laughing at Tony'd been like, 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.880 she's been doing it wrong her whole life. No, we're 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:21.800 doing it the right way. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:22.320 I believe. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.120 Yeah, No, I agree with you completely. Now I do 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.000 have to admit I forgot that i'd done the bar 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:27.440 soap one and that was the igym that I had. 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:32.480 I'm like, did I do that on this show or 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:34.240 was it one of my others? And clearly it was 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:35.719 on this show because now I wanted to go back 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:36.520 to a drawing bad. 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:38.720 I noticed you look shopped. 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:42.559 I was like, what when did I talk about that? 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.280 Here's a challenge for you. How about I do my 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:45.840 I gym? 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.440 Yeah, and then you can think of an engine while 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.559 I'm talking. Yours can be like a rebuttal of mine. 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:54.040 Oh okay, sure, it's a continuation of part two. 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:57.199 Is it might work? You might have to go back 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:57.920 to your phone notes. 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.319 That's fine, I've got plenty. We'll give it a go. 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:01.120 It's fine. It's like, let's give it a try. 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:02.360 I'll kick things off badly. 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:05.400 Is it just me? 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:09.559 Has your parents ever stabbed you in the neck? 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:14.520 Oh? No, I know, yes, but I know where this 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:15.480 story is coming from. But no. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:19.040 Talking in the car just before on the way back 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.760 from the Smashroom about the punishments that your parents would 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:25.679 threaten you with, things along the lines of don't make 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.760 me stop this car you'll be walking home, or like 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:30.920 you'll be off to boarding school if you don't fucking 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:32.760 behave all the time. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.079 Yeah, And my mum would go to my room and 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:39.559 start packing just for extra effect, and I'd be like, please, no, please, 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.240 you're putting it in a bag just random close. 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:46.000 Your mom's scrolling on God or those online booking dot com, 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:48.599 like I'm looking at really chick flights to get you 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:49.480 off to boarding school. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:51.439 And then the day I was like, fine, I'll go, 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.760 and she was like, oh, just go outside. 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:55.440 Oh my god. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.200 My mum backed right down too, because she would threaten 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.560 me you'll be off to fucking boarding if you keep 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.719 this up. And years later, when I was in like 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:05.840 year nine or ten, what age is that, fifteen? 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:06.520 Sixteen? 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.280 Yes, yep, sixteen, I was in full series and saying, 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.160 you know what, I've actually been considering maybe boarding school 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:13.400 would be a good option for me, and. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.439 She's like, oh, I made you don't want to do it. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.480 It's too exy, it's too deep to go to board. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.680 So all these threats were so fucking empty. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.439 My mum used to and my dad actually used to 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:28.400 threaten me with Boystown, which was Boystown. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:29.920 Was a boarding stan right up here in my area. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.599 Well that's exactly the iron I'm like, God, send me 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:36.160 to Boystown. Sign up as was I hit sixteen, I'm like, hey, 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.120 that mentioned a Boystown. He's that off still on the table, 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:41.280 because I'm suddenly really keen and to the point where 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.160 my dad would drive me into the if I was 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.880 having a tantrum, he'd drive me into the gates of Boystown. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.280 It looked like Hogwarts, and he'd go get out, get 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.199 out smarter, as that's smarter ass, get out smarter, smarter. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.480 So yes, but but I've never been attacked on the neck. 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:54.800 Yes. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.520 So we were talking about the punishments that our parents 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.280 would threaten us with, and I was recounting the time 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.839 that I would I reckon. I would have been seven 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.319 or eight years old, and we were at Target Country 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:08.640 and Forbes, and by all accounts, I was behaving like 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.599 a right turd. I was in a feral mood, and 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:13.920 Mom didn't want to cause a scene, and so she 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:18.400 leant down and whispered quietly in my ear can you 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.920 just settle down, be quiet. But while she was doing that, 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:24.720 she had her hand around my neck and she has 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:27.880 long fingernails, and something must have come over her in 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:28.439 that moment. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:30.640 Jane must have been at her fucking. 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.240 Wits end because she decided digging the nails into my 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.800 neck to the point where I'm sure she didn't mean to, but. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.800 She drew blood like a cat. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:43.320 And I reacted as any child wood, which was ill, Mom, 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.599 I'm bleeding, you stabbed me. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:47.959 And she was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, we gotta go, 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:48.400 we gotta go. 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.720 She put down all the bras that she was about 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.040 to try, and she goes, Na, we just gotta go. 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:53.200 We gotta go asap. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.760 Oh God, that's gold. Did your mom have nails? Was 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.200 she like a fake nail mom Na? 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.800 She just had her own long nails and they were 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.800 they were not unlike Jennis cat claws talents. 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.079 Yeah. Did you you get like a serving when you 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:06.600 got home? You were? You in deep shit? 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.720 I think she was so she felt so guilty after 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:14.319 stabbing her child and drawing the blood that she We 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:17.079 never really addressed it properly, but it's something that we 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:18.679 talk about often to this day. 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.560 I'm like, remember, that time you stabbed me. She goes, yeah, 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.679 not my finest moment. Love it. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:28.040 I mean, I've got my age. It's a continuation. It's 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.199 just a continuation. I told you it would work. But 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.080 the problem is I haven't pre thought it. So if 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.600 it's bad or rogue, I can't be canceled for it. Okay, 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.920 because okay, if. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:38.439 You need to take two or take three, I'm not 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.079 editing it out. All right, Well let's give it a go. 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:41.839 Bradley hit me? 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:44.800 Is it just me. 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:48.160 Should smack him? Come back? 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:49.439 You know what? 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.640 As I say it out loud, I think I probably should. 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:54.440 Why don't we just do a test? 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:55.079 Man coming? 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.040 I my dad Mark, who I love, and it's a 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:01.840 great dad. I was smacked heavily. 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:02.720 I was smacked. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.000 I was smacked on the butt, cheek, I was smacked 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.280 on the arm. I was smacked anywhere he could get 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.760 me as I was running down the holes. And I 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.880 don't know. I think it's like nature verse nurture, Like 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.440 did it make me the person I am? I don't 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.199 think so, But in my head I'm like, well, I 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.120 was smacked, so my little shits are going to get 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:18.520 smacked too. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.719 It's like, you know, like with it the face. No, 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.160 maybe I'm old fashioned. I know that times have changed. 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:29.040 But if it's not on the face, I'm like fair game. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:29.720 Slap the kid. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:31.080 That's how I. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:33.280 Feel, you know, like when a war veteran gets back 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:34.480 and they take all that ing grade on the kid. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:35.880 It's like, well I was slapped. Who am I going 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:37.000 to Who am I going to take my head? 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:40.960 It has to be like the last resource. You can't 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.520 just smack them willy nilly and the looming threat of 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:44.439 do you want to smack? 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:45.640 Often? Is enough? 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:47.800 I agree? But if you on the fly, If smacking 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.079 really was a good form of punishment, it would be 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.760 used in other forms of discipline. There'd be an option 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:57.040 to be smacked if you'd stolen a Cadbury chocolate bar 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.400 from y you know, from Cole's. Like, hey, that's twelve smacks. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.920 I'm not going to give you any prison time. You're 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.559 gonna have to do twenty hours of community service and 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:06.280 four smacks. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:07.120 Yeah, bend diver. 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:08.240 I've been toed a plea deal. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.120 I did kill her. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.079 However, I will accept a slap a day for ten years. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:14.920 It can't be a slaper smack. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.160 Yeah, A smack is different. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.160 Offers are saying, do you want to smack. 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.720 Listen, we've caught you speeding, Mitchell, We've got your driver's license. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.640 We can take you back to the station and you 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.080 obviously have to go to court, or we can smack 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:29.920 you here on the highway. 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:33.360 And depending on the crime is where you get smacked, 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:37.840 like you get a proper bare ass cheek, oh smack 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:43.119 if it's attempted murder, but manslaughter manslaughter, yeah, okay, manslaughter. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:45.640 But then if it's something like a parking ticket or whatever, 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.160 it's it's like a little. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:50.200 On the rist, yea on the wrists? 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.280 Well yeah, that's an expression to slap on the wrists. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:53.760 Slaps on the wrist. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:57.440 Agree, it made me a good kid. I stand for it. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.680 But we don't endorse violence in this house, thank you. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:02.400 It's all for entertainment purposes. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.720 It's because you couldn't think of any gym, and you 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.000 know what, it was one of the best. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:10.200 Maybe maybe being smacked as a child has affected you 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:11.720 because you just resorted to violence. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:15.240 Side fucking quick. If you doubt smack it out. 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:21.480