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Speaker 1: YadA, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah na yeah yeah

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Speaker 1: yet are you ready for Julie Goodwin in for Amanda

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Speaker 1: Keller Today? Something we missed on the show was this

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Speaker 1: story about a woman calling police for mistaking a realistic

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Speaker 1: sex doll for a body. She called the police because

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Speaker 1: this doll was on a beach and it appears to

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Speaker 1: be headless. There's no head?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, is that how it how it came? That's no? No,

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Speaker 2: Well do they I'm sure headless ones or the head?

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Speaker 2: Come on, isn't the word?

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Speaker 1: The world was terrible if people are ordering that, you know,

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Speaker 1: because at one time I went into a sex shop,

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Speaker 1: you know, just the one time. Why why I was

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Speaker 1: in there? But I was in there and I was

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Speaker 1: just looking at the array of stuff that they had.

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Speaker 1: But then on the wall there was a sheep, a

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Speaker 1: sex doll, sheep a sheep. Yeah, So at what point

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Speaker 1: are you going from, you know, a doll to the sheep?

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Speaker 2: What point are you going from you yes, to a doll?

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Speaker 1: Well exactly, But you know, I could see like people

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Speaker 1: that might get lonely.

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Speaker 3: I guess, well, I guess, I mean, look at it

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Speaker 3: this way, it'd probably be worse if you mistook a

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Speaker 3: dead body for a sex doll.

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Speaker 2: That's true, that could be started having it off with it.

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Speaker 2: I was going to leave that bit unsaid. Here we

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Speaker 2: are in court again.

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Speaker 1: Here we are the lady and I sort of have

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Speaker 1: a bit of empathy for her as well, because she

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Speaker 1: could see it was definitely the shape of a torso

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Speaker 1: face down, and could tell it was a woman's figure.

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Speaker 1: So she's looking at it, and you don't want to

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Speaker 1: go up there and see if it was a real

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Speaker 1: body because that'd be kind of gross.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, like yeah, like if you you wouldn't want

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Speaker 3: to get too close to it.

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Speaker 2: No, And it looks like it's a it's not a bee.

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Speaker 1: It's on a beach.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of washed up there that. No, you wouldn't

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Speaker 2: want to see that.

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Speaker 1: No one wants to see that. Three police officers responded,

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Speaker 1: They were also convinced it was real when they first saw.

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Speaker 3: It, straight to Scotland the yard.

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Speaker 1: And that's the other job about being a copper, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: You have to go and investigate it.

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Speaker 2: You have to. And they thought it was a.

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Speaker 1: Real boy and they've gone on, hang on it, maybe Harry,

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Speaker 1: you go and have a look and see what you think.

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Speaker 2: Of that with a stick and see what happens.

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Speaker 1: So they would have been relieved. They've gone over there

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Speaker 1: and they've poked it with a stick, as you said,

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Speaker 1: and discovered that it's not indeed, it's just a it's

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Speaker 1: a sex style. But if you ever like, I find

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Speaker 1: that as I get older, my short sight it's more

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Speaker 1: and more so. One day I was walking down my

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Speaker 1: street and I thought I saw it was this massive dog,

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Speaker 1: this big domman sitting on the Oh my god, look

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Speaker 1: at that side of the dog. And I'm not scared

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Speaker 1: of dogs. I don't and I wouldn't usually cross the road.

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Speaker 1: Brother on that dog that looks like the hound of Baskerville.

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Speaker 1: So I'm keeping away from that. As I get closer,

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Speaker 1: I've crossed the other side of the road. It's a

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Speaker 1: tree stump, two tree stumps together, and the optical illusion

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Speaker 1: looked like it was this big doberman.

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Speaker 3: You're just like my husband, right, So I wear glasses

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Speaker 3: because I'm not too vain to wear glasses. He's constantly

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Speaker 3: walking around squinting at things. I show him something on

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Speaker 3: my phone, I have to he borrows my glasses. In

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Speaker 3: the restaurants, we can read the menu. It's like, come

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Speaker 3: on time, Jonesy, if you're mistaking tree stumps for Doberman

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Speaker 3: and hounds of Baskerville's time for the glasses.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's funny you say that.

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Speaker 1: I do go and get my eyes checked quite regularly,

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Speaker 1: do you though, And yeah, I do?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 1: You know you don't check my macula?

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Speaker 2: Do you pay attention to what they say? And they do?

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Speaker 1: And the guy said, well, I've got I've got this

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Speaker 1: like stigmatism. So one eye is short and one eye

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Speaker 1: is long, right, so they correct each other.

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Speaker 2: Is that how it works? That's what he said. He's

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Speaker 2: just seeing tree stump dogs.

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Speaker 1: This is the eye guy. It was a very effective illusion.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well yeah, I mean I can see how you

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Speaker 3: can go saving very effective.

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Speaker 1: I was waving at a palm tree thinking that it

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Speaker 1: was a friend of mine.

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Speaker 2: Do you ever say hello to those kaya dudes?

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Speaker 1: Now I go in and buy stuff. You buy all

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Speaker 1: the goods they have on offer, not outside of sections.

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Speaker 2: You can't say the price.

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Speaker 1: Okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow from

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Speaker 1: morrow Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room for