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Speaker 1: Got anything good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Good morning Rio, Happy Monday, Good morning Pats Morning now Patsy.

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Speaker 2: Big weekend for you your birthday Friday? Yeah, your taught

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Speaker 2: to turn fourteen Saturday.

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Speaker 4: I'm exhausted.

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Speaker 5: Can I say they had a big shopping trip five hours?

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Five hours what they're doing.

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Speaker 5: Set you know, seven gigly thirteen and fourteen year olds

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Speaker 5: just let loose in the local shopping center. They had

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Speaker 5: the best time, the best time. So we were told

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Speaker 5: not to engage with the words in the car on they.

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Speaker 2: Don't you give the military with insurgents teenagers.

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Speaker 4: Do not engage. Mom and dad.

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Speaker 5: You can leave your payment details with the lady at

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Speaker 5: the front desk and just come and pick me up.

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Speaker 6: Should you put your credit card down and then leave?

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Speaker 4: I gave her our credit card.

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Speaker 1: That's even be financially ruined.

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Speaker 4: Five hours hammering that they had the best time.

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Speaker 1: What were they doing going to all the shops?

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Speaker 4: Clothes Mecca.

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Speaker 5: There was about an hour spent just in micr apparently

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Speaker 5: as you could imagine just this, that and the next.

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Speaker 1: My daughters just love that place.

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Speaker 5: It's like a new toy shops, so bright.

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Speaker 2: I can feel my testosterone defeating that brightness in there.

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Speaker 1: It's just too it's too bright in there.

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Speaker 2: There's no shady areas now, dark little nooks or cranny.

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Speaker 2: There's no where to hide there. You're exposed. Plus they've

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Speaker 2: got the most about staff. Yeah yeah, but there's someone everywhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you turn a corner trying to dodge one.

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Speaker 1: That was that pack man?

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Speaker 6: Someone do not engage?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that sort of thing to smear something on you?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 6: The plate?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like a foundation.

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Speaker 1: So it will sprit you with something you've got.

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Speaker 5: Like a toolboat, a belt, don't they wear like an apron?

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Speaker 5: And they've got brushes and like a trade e a

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Speaker 5: makeup trade.

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Speaker 1: You know what, You're right.

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Speaker 2: They run the same efficiency as Bunnings. Bunnings has an

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Speaker 2: abundance of very well trained staffs. The same thing, isn't

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Speaker 2: it two different market sectors to cater for. But the

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Speaker 2: Bunnings and Hecha employ the most amount of people per

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Speaker 4: But how refreshing is it?

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Speaker 5: These days to go into a shop and be able

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Speaker 5: to get customer service. This is why they do.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not down with that.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to speak to anyone with the first

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Speaker 2: I hate that cheerful today.

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Speaker 1: The worst one is what have you got on today?

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Speaker 1: What do you care? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Exactly what?

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Speaker 2: Actually I'm getting a terminal diagnosis.

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Speaker 6: Oh then you want to try.

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Speaker 1: Office. So there is some good news. I love it.

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Speaker 4: I think it's great.

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Speaker 1: I've just been told I'm going to die.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so let's just respond appropriate and dim the flipping

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Speaker 2: lights in here.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: So what are you and your husband? Krystal? Where I be? Love? God, dude.

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Speaker 1: Whilst that was going on, well, I was sort.

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Speaker 5: Of taken back because I thought, what am I going

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Speaker 5: to do with the next Like I haven't had that

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Speaker 5: chunk of time you'll be able to relate to this

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Speaker 5: in so long, like you don't know what to do

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Speaker 2: It's like I get quite anxious. Actually, I'm like the thing,

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Speaker 2: So could you kind of get paraloised by choice?

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Speaker 1: You do? You've got to use this time. I don't

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Speaker 1: So I got this cinema.

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Speaker 2: No, what if the movie's not great, have a last

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Speaker 5: Well, we were going to go and see Karate Kid,

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Speaker 4: How sad is this?

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Speaker 5: We should have done something together and taken advantage of

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Speaker 5: it as a date occasion. And Chris said, do you

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Speaker 5: mind if I just, oh, I just you know, it's

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Speaker 5: been ages since I could just you know, just like

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Speaker 4: And I said, off, you go.

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Speaker 5: If you go to Daddy's crash, we.

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Speaker 6: Will do our lies.

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Speaker 1: That's a dad spa.

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Speaker 4: So that's what we did. We didn't do anything so.

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Speaker 2: Happy sport on the TV. When I wore the Sports

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Speaker 4: Matter, you know, he will love to go.

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Speaker 5: And I said to him, but you haven't liked don't

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Speaker 5: he said no, you know, I love talking to strangers.

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Speaker 5: I love sparking up conversations and talking to people.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that guy, That guy's always propped up

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Speaker 2: the bar. His body language is pointing at you way

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Speaker 1: You're like always like trying to look.

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Speaker 2: Go.

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Speaker 1: How's he goings? Your week.

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Speaker 6: Is in his element?

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Speaker 1: Friend search as I call them. They're scanning.

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Speaker 2: They've always got advice about the fruit machine or what's

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Speaker 2: on the go, what's on the blink or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Games on? Like give them much of a chance to you.

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Speaker 6: He's that guy and so were you there for five hours?

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Speaker 6: He was in the pub. You're at the spa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, christ is in there for five hours.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd had a good day at a part of

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Speaker 4: my ass. He had a great day.

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Speaker 2: Bloody how he was fine. You were lucky to get

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Speaker 1: He was fine.

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Speaker 2: Until the trailer at the weekend for Happy Gilmore two

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Speaker 2: I cannot cannot wait. I was watching it with my

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Speaker 2: eighteen year old daughter. I've not seen the original. This

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Speaker 2: and our eighteen year old daughter's back home for a

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Speaker 2: couple of weeks now, so let's watch your original. She goes,

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Speaker 2: you think mum would like it? Is it not a

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Speaker 2: bit silly? I went, it is a bit silly. I

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Speaker 2: can't watch it. We'd have to watch it another time.

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Speaker 1: It just does.

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Speaker 2: So we watched The Wedding Singer again. Ah, that got

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Speaker 2: double thumbs up. That is still a great comedy.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 2: Barrymore and Adam Sandler made so many great movies together,

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Speaker 2: really great chemistry. Wedding Singer is still really really good.

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Speaker 2: Before that, I got told off by my daughter. She's

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Speaker 2: doing gender studies at university, and we were like streaming

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Speaker 1: Hey, just while, well, well I do dinner.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to watch your documentary about the Danna's

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Speaker 2: Chileaders And she went all right, because my girl.

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Speaker 1: I want to watch it as well.

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Speaker 6: Patsy loves it exactly.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's hot and ten.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes when your daughters are like their in gender studies,

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Speaker 1: The problem, that's tough.

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Speaker 2: Whatever they're talking about, it goes quiet and they look

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Speaker 2: at me and I know, is it my fault again?

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Speaker 6: Typical man that all.

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Speaker 2: Spokes always go back to me, And so I really

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Speaker 2: I meant it well, like it's a very.

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Speaker 1: Popular show on Netflix.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, winning singer, my own safe ground.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to get canceled.

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Speaker 2: It's so scary these days. All right, sir, let's do

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Speaker 2: you versus the news.

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Speaker 8: Verse?

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Speaker 6: News verse news? Will you be Atrina Jones Albo?

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Speaker 9: She bet you?

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Speaker 1: It's back every day this week? You versus the news?

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Speaker 2: six on seven and seven plus. Patsy, you ready for

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Speaker 2: your demo question? Let's do it big footy weekend. Over

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Speaker 2: the weekend, Patsy watching all the games.

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Speaker 4: I was too busy with the fourteen year old this weekend.

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Speaker 4: Worry about the oil you.

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Speaker 6: Feel normally of course?

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Speaker 1: Right over that? Absolutely which this is good.

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Speaker 6: No, this is going to be dreadful.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I know you've got this. You're it's in

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Speaker 1: your news anyway.

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Speaker 2: I heard it half an hour ago which Tigers player

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Speaker 2: is facing suspension after punching an opponent.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Richmond, Richmond. Yeah, Tigers are Richmond. Can I pass.

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Speaker 1: To Tom Lynch? Tom Lynch, it was you reported it.

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Speaker 1: You will be reporting again in two.

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Speaker 4: Tom Lynch.

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Speaker 5: See how easy it is to win the easiest money

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Speaker 5: you lost.

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Speaker 4: You will know.

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Speaker 5: But for the listener on talking about Ringer, get your

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Speaker 6: The way the game works, I have a good stat

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Speaker 7: Actually, what do you mean, Tom Lynch at halftime during

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Speaker 7: the Adelaide game, zero disposal, zero kick, zero handball, zero

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Speaker 7: tackles did literally what did not hit the stage set?

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Speaker 1: I mean you or I could go out If that's

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Speaker 1: what you're looking for. I'm happy to do a shift

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Speaker 1: over the weekend Tigers. You just run the corner from

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Speaker 1: the stage shirt.

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Speaker 7: It's actually no impact what he had three or four

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Speaker 1: So hard time. I really got to go out there

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Speaker 1: and do something.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go and punch someone in the head exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of kind of stats that I need up

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Speaker 1: on the poll.

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Speaker 4: It was frustrated.

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Speaker 1: Oh you did watch it then.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying it must have been frustrated.

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Speaker 1: Your name in the hout, whatever the game is.

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Speaker 4: Wallop someone a legend.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, any hoosy capoosie.

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Speaker 1: That is how the game works.

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Speaker 2: Corning now to play one thousand dollars two thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: could be yours. Thirteen fifty five twenty two were playing next.

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Speaker 2: Yes, made my first ever chili Cong Khan from scratch yesterday.

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Speaker 6: Like spicy?

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Speaker 6: Will you be for Trinah Jones albocb you okay?

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Speaker 2: You versus the News to try and win someone two

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Speaker 2: playing this morning James, Good morning, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 10: Happy Monday everyone.

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Speaker 1: Happy Monday, James. And he had a good weekend.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, not bad. It was a board game night at

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Speaker 2: Okay, and what are you trying to win the money for?

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Speaker 2: What does two thousand dollars mean for? You, James.

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Speaker 10: Oh, there's two things, but the main one that I

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Speaker 10: So this is kind of more of a gift to

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Speaker 1: How must you spend a month on Ben and Jerry's.

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Speaker 10: About one hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: Let's try and win you this ice ice cream making machine,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, we've got the slushy. We've got the slushy

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Speaker 2: But thanks for the all right now, listen, James, this

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Speaker 10: He got married?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, two thousand dollars is yours.

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Speaker 10: Oh that's the easy well, I could basically take today off.

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Speaker 1: Much, thank you so much.

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Speaker 10: Have you plated birthday for Friday?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Thank you, James. Well done.

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Speaker 1: Patsy. Yeah, I'm guessing that you are all over the Bezis.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised you're here. I just presume you'd be at

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Speaker 2: It pays no taxes, and we're meant to be excited

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I couldn't work out why we the world are

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Speaker 5: He was insane, wasn't it days eighty million?

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Speaker 1: We're paying taxes.

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Speaker 2: But don't you worry about that, you know, when everybody

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Speaker 4: How many people does he employ worldwide?

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Speaker 2: He is developing bots that are just going to drop

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Speaker 7: And what would you even get? Him say, you do

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Speaker 7: It's not like someone I don't know, like a I

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Speaker 1: Yes, they are.

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Speaker 2: Buying every single one of those so called friends.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's abats you on a busy weekend, your birthday Friday,

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Speaker 1: Now that's horrible because you couldn't see it. You're blocking

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Speaker 4: You couldn't see it. And I was like, I thought,

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Speaker 1: What do I do something?

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Speaker 4: What do I do?

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Speaker 5: Of our social etiquette? Where what did you think that

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Speaker 5: others were doing?

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Speaker 1: But it's awful, perhaps, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Because you're like there's a whole auditorium, every single one

452
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Speaker 2: that wants to see their kids, you know, shining up there,

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Speaker 2: and you stand up.

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Speaker 1: The rest of them can't see behind. Did anyone say anything?

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Speaker 4: No, No, they didn't.

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Speaker 6: Different.

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Speaker 5: You know what if everyone else was up, or even

458
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Speaker 5: just a dozen people, it would have been fine, you know,

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Speaker 5: like good on you get in the spirit all that,

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Speaker 5: but hey, you're.

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Speaker 2: Very well restrained. My wife or even I would have

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Speaker 2: said something.

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Speaker 5: No, well I nearly did. And you know, as we're

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Speaker 5: walking out, I said to Chris.

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Speaker 1: Chris said, I'm getting the car part go and key

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Speaker 1: the car one is cane.

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Speaker 4: It said, I don't believe that you were were composed.

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Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you.

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Speaker 5: And I said, well, I didn't want to say something

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Speaker 5: because how would have that looked. It's like, I'll look

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Speaker 5: at Patsy, she's going off again, she's telling.

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Speaker 6: Again in front of us.

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Speaker 2: Again, but he's doing a show stuff and then you're

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Speaker 2: just you're doing a Tom Lynch.

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Speaker 4: Swinging my handbag around. But then I also there's a part.

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Speaker 5: Of me that regrets not saying I'm like, that's it

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Speaker 5: burns for days.

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Speaker 6: Ye see it.

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Speaker 1: You lie there at turn in the morning. And then

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Speaker 1: I could have said.

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Speaker 5: You know, and I could have I could have nicely

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Speaker 5: said it. I could have just tapped her on the

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Speaker 5: elbow and say, would you mind sitting down? Because I

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Speaker 5: actually can't see.

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Speaker 7: And you don't know if you would have been in

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Speaker 7: that moment, would you mind sitting down to sleep?

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Speaker 5: But I seriously could not see a thing, couldn't see

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Speaker 5: from the left of.

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Speaker 4: The stage to the right, So I don't know what

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Speaker 4: she did. You could have stood on her head I

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Speaker 4: don't they.

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Speaker 2: Tell me this, tell me this, right, this is what

493
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Speaker 2: my wife would have been like, seething and rightly so okay,

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Speaker 2: so much so that on the drive home, we're really

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Speaker 2: not talking about the most important thing, right, It's always

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Speaker 2: talk about all feeling in the cart is the anger, Karen.

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Speaker 2: Nothing about six months always been rehearsing, but the show

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Speaker 2: stopper on all those kids and all the support team

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Speaker 2: around them together, it's just about that, Karen.

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Speaker 4: How did you like it, mum? Well, it would have

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Speaker 4: been good.

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Speaker 2: Out of my scene and then the conversation dies down,

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Speaker 2: something else gets spoken about, and then there's I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: I just.

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Speaker 1: For a long drive back over the West Gate.

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Speaker 3: It was Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

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Speaker 2: Before we go to carry on the show producer Kalyn,

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Speaker 2: how did your special day Saturday go? You were out

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Speaker 2: with your mum wedding dress shopping? Did you find your dress?

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Speaker 4: I found my dresses.

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Speaker 8: It's not what I expected, but I absolutely love it.

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Speaker 4: Well, I was going for a.

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Speaker 8: Short dress yep, turns out I am wearing a long.

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Speaker 1: Dress, going traditional. Yeah, yes, felt good.

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Speaker 8: In its stunning like, absolutely loved it and I didn't

516
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Speaker 8: expect it because I thought, oh no, you know, what

517
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Speaker 8: we're going after is a party vibe yep, but still

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Speaker 8: very sleek and beautiful and party esque.

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Speaker 4: So I'm very very happity.

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Speaker 2: I love that word. I don't care if it doesn't exist.

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Speaker 2: It does from now. Party esque is great. And I

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Speaker 2: love the fact that on your invites everyone has to

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Speaker 2: pick a song.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, yeah, So we wanted to make sure that

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Speaker 8: everyone has a song that's playing to get them on

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Speaker 8: the dance.

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Speaker 2: I've never filled out such a questionnaire before. I can

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Speaker 2: actually r s VP a wedding. I was just like,

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Speaker 2: what's this quiz? And it was Sunday night, so it

530
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Speaker 2: was a little bit of a grumpy mood. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm just coming. I just want to say yes, And

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Speaker 2: then there was all these questions. I'm afraid that I

533
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Speaker 2: trying to leave it blank, and it went you can't

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Speaker 2: move on, you can't come unless you pick a song.

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Speaker 2: So I just answered vibes, what will get you on

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Speaker 2: the dance floor?

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Speaker 6: Vibes, I'm surprised you love making plays.

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Speaker 2: Got time for the quiz, attending that he had a

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Speaker 2: sliding toggle thing.

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Speaker 1: It is all very modern.

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Speaker 8: Yes, so he didn't evite. You know, we wanted to

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Speaker 8: be green and super cheap, and it's just like a wed.

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Speaker 2: You've got your own website. It's better than the one

544
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Speaker 2: we have for the show. I ain't say much. We've

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Speaker 2: still got that web counter up there. Nine and two visitors.

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Speaker 2: Can you remember those? Yes, Oh my god, this is

547
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Speaker 2: a popular one. Other people have looked at this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So we went to three different shops. So it was

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Speaker 8: from nine am till five pm.

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Speaker 1: My god, that's a lot going on.

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Speaker 3: It was very busy.

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Speaker 2: And how was it between you and mum, because there's

554
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Speaker 2: a lot of changed on those days, a lot of emotions.

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Speaker 4: No, it was actually really really good.

556
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Speaker 8: So I had my mum and my mother in law

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Speaker 8: there because my mother in law knows what my partner's wearing.

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Speaker 1: Us from someone from the enemy camp.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so yeah.

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Speaker 8: But the first the first dress I tried on, I

561
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Speaker 8: got stuck in it for fifteen minutes and they had

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Speaker 8: to cut me out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's some emparisish.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 1: Those are expensive dresses.

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Speaker 8: Two women had to get these like flyers and came

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Speaker 8: me out fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: It was like a fire holds only got your mother

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Speaker 2: in law, we're looking at it, probably tasting a daughter

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Speaker 2: going are you sure about stuck in the first.

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Speaker 8: So they like put it on me and like got

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Speaker 8: two of them to try and get up the side

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Speaker 8: like the zip, and then we got it up.

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Speaker 1: This is like the Cinderetta story with a shoe, isn't it.

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Speaker 8: I was like perfect, and I like turned around and

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Speaker 8: obviously let my gut out and it just went.

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Speaker 4: Whole scene split from.

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Speaker 8: Like where the topic as it was to the bottom

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Speaker 8: and poor thing to cut it from.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, Kaylen And did other people see this?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there was another woman in there that was

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Speaker 8: oh darling and.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So it didn't start well, but it ended perfectly. I

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Speaker 8: found my dress at the last shop that we went to.

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Speaker 3: World It's incredible.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what, if anyone else has been stuck

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Speaker 2: in clothing, please give us a call today. You know,

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Speaker 2: we've we've talked about being stuck and just the other

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Speaker 2: week on the show, but not stuck in clothing, stuck

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Speaker 2: in a wedding dress.

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Speaker 4: It was horrible.

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Speaker 8: Cut out the first one and they're like, oh god,

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Speaker 8: the first one of the day.

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Speaker 1: You must have thought, oh no, it has to get better.

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Speaker 8: And my mom and that were like, we'll just go

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Speaker 8: and get a coffee and come back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't have witnesses seeing all that. They don't

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Speaker 2: want to see you like that. You don't want to

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Speaker 2: see them like that. That's awful, all right? Anyone ever

602
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Speaker 2: been stuck in clothing?

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Speaker 3: Christian o'connells show, go on podcast Your.

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Speaker 1: Next Half for an hour them up until eight.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for your mom saying mummaisms Diane's got because

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Speaker 2: the classic because they said so my mom still says

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Speaker 2: to me, we'll say something and our challenges should go.

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Speaker 1: But I'm your mom and.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you can't hang on so that that

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Speaker 2: doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 6: Now you can play that card.

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Speaker 2: But I'm your mom, but I'm fifty two. And the

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Speaker 2: other solo, well, but i'm your mom.

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Speaker 1: Where we're going to go with this?

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Speaker 6: They might.

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Speaker 1: Have got them real.

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Speaker 2: Marian eat it or go without? Lois has got I'm

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Speaker 2: not telling you again, sans got maybe turn this car

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Speaker 2: around me, turn this car around. It's a Hall of

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Speaker 2: Famer that's on Go Islandria.

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Speaker 1: What have you got? Classic mum sayings my mom?

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Speaker 7: I don't know if this was an Allison the original

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Speaker 7: I've never heard it, but when we got home from school,

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Speaker 7: we'd sit around the dinner table and she'd say, all right,

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Speaker 7: who was naughty?

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Speaker 6: Who was nice? And who have I got a bash?

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Speaker 7: So I guess she was asking, you know, who is

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Speaker 7: nice to you? If anyone was naughty, she was going

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Speaker 7: to go down there and sort.

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Speaker 2: Of, that's great. What about yours, Patsy, You've got legend?

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Speaker 1: Mum?

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Speaker 5: Mom's funny. She would say, do you know your bees wax? Well,

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Speaker 5: why don't you mind it? So if your bees say

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Speaker 5: that to.

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Speaker 6: Yeh, yeh?

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Speaker 2: What was it about bees? In a lot of mum

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Speaker 2: sayings about bees waks?

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Speaker 4: What's it got to do with not minding your own business?

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Speaker 1: Mind your own bees wax?

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Speaker 4: And the other thing?

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Speaker 5: If you had like a snooty sort of impression on

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Speaker 5: your face, she'd say, careful the window change and you'll

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Speaker 5: be stuck that way.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember?

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Speaker 2: Also, I guess a derivative of mind you and bees works.

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Speaker 2: That guy there thinks he's the bee's knees. Oh yes,

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Speaker 2: I think they must have amazing knees.

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Speaker 1: That was in traffic, and I was just like, what

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Speaker 1: was so amazing about I didn't know where the thought

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Speaker 1: came from.

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Speaker 2: But I'm like, I must google that when I get back,

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Speaker 2: or asked chat ept about the legendary status?

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Speaker 1: Is it well deserved of bees? Don't even have them

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Speaker 1: need to know?

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Speaker 4: I reckon?

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Speaker 2: But do you remember that phrase?

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Speaker 1: Kinane? What about your mom?

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Speaker 2: My?

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Speaker 8: Mama would always, forever and ever say God got ya.

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Speaker 8: So if you did something that was like a big

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Speaker 8: naughty and then karma hit you, she'd be like, yeah,

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Speaker 8: God got ya?

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Speaker 1: Is evengeul God? Then is he? It's like your week.

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Speaker 4: That teacher? Don't do it again. So she always would

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Speaker 4: do that.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like an action movie. I would actually see

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Speaker 2: God gotcha, God on you.

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Speaker 1: That would be the AUSSI version.

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Speaker 4: And she was very, very lax.

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Speaker 8: So my mom was first a nurse before she became

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Speaker 8: a teacher, and so the thing that she would always

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Speaker 8: say to us is you'll live.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom, you're right one time.

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Speaker 2: What would it take for it to not be said

675
00:29:39,205 --> 00:29:43,125
Speaker 2: that even if I went in like bleeding outs, let's

676
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Speaker 2: get some tcpins and vicks on that.

677
00:29:46,365 --> 00:29:48,365
Speaker 4: I once stood on a rusty nail.

678
00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:52,525
Speaker 3: And I went through my foot.

679
00:29:49,845 --> 00:29:54,725
Speaker 4: Oh my oh, my brother carried me up the stairs.

680
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, yeah again, the rusty nail, that the blood

681
00:29:59,245 --> 00:30:00,605
Speaker 2: feed off your own microphone.

682
00:30:00,885 --> 00:30:02,525
Speaker 1: I thought you're doing like a remix step.

683
00:30:05,085 --> 00:30:07,285
Speaker 8: My brother carried me up the stairs and I was

684
00:30:07,325 --> 00:30:11,005
Speaker 8: screaming and she's it's like, it's fine, you leave, and

685
00:30:11,045 --> 00:30:14,685
Speaker 8: I got into this dead old bath. I did leave

686
00:30:13,805 --> 00:30:15,165
Speaker 8: was update.

687
00:30:15,245 --> 00:30:18,645
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to get that phone? Amateur out there?

688
00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:22,245
Speaker 1: These are the show produces with their phones not on silent.

689
00:30:22,565 --> 00:30:25,765
Speaker 1: Come on team all right then mummisms? What have you got?

690
00:30:25,805 --> 00:30:28,965
Speaker 3: Text me Christian Connell Show podcast.

691
00:30:29,485 --> 00:30:34,965
Speaker 2: We're looking for your mum sayings today.

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00:30:35,405 --> 00:30:40,005
Speaker 1: That's a common thread between most of these turns out.

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00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:44,605
Speaker 1: Mum sayings. Classic mum sayings normally involve the threat of

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00:30:44,765 --> 00:30:49,445
Speaker 1: impending physical acts of violence. Yeah you cannot.

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00:30:49,165 --> 00:30:52,005
Speaker 2: Say today, and nor should you been able to say

696
00:30:52,045 --> 00:30:55,245
Speaker 2: back then. I just wonders how you wouldn't even go, hey,

697
00:30:55,285 --> 00:30:57,925
Speaker 2: that's awful. You were just going fair enough.

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00:30:58,325 --> 00:31:01,445
Speaker 7: Actually, that reminds me if we couldn't find something, my

699
00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:02,205
Speaker 7: mum would go.

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00:31:02,365 --> 00:31:04,325
Speaker 6: Did you have a boy? Look? And if I can

701
00:31:04,365 --> 00:31:05,645
Speaker 6: find it, I get to Belcher.

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00:31:05,805 --> 00:31:10,565
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's now like wait what but all of

703
00:31:10,645 --> 00:31:12,205
Speaker 2: us like, yeah, that's how it was.

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00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:12,925
Speaker 6: That's a good deal.

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00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:13,845
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian.

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00:31:13,885 --> 00:31:16,245
Speaker 2: My mom used to say, I'll kick your bum to

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00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:18,045
Speaker 2: your back, teeth, rattle.

708
00:31:22,645 --> 00:31:27,685
Speaker 9: W ws wrestlers something, yeah, cushion.

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00:31:27,725 --> 00:31:29,765
Speaker 2: My classic mum saying is this is why we can't

710
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:34,525
Speaker 2: have nice things. Yeah, someone got staying spell well, so

711
00:31:34,645 --> 00:31:38,605
Speaker 2: we can't have nice things. Yes. If you ask my mum,

712
00:31:38,645 --> 00:31:41,045
Speaker 2: if she knew were something, she would say, is my

713
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:41,805
Speaker 2: face red?

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00:31:42,085 --> 00:31:43,525
Speaker 1: Well, it's not up my bumder.

715
00:31:50,005 --> 00:31:52,125
Speaker 2: And if you did a terrible job cleaning up, she

716
00:31:52,165 --> 00:31:54,285
Speaker 2: would go blind Freddy could do a better job.

717
00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:58,165
Speaker 1: We never knew blind Freddy was poor. Old blind Freddy

718
00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:03,125
Speaker 1: did he live in squalor? Thank you very much.

719
00:32:03,445 --> 00:32:06,325
Speaker 2: If we hurt ourselves doing something, my mom would say, well,

720
00:32:06,365 --> 00:32:08,085
Speaker 2: that's what the fairies did to you, as if it

721
00:32:08,085 --> 00:32:11,165
Speaker 2: was someone say, of acts of punishment or.

722
00:32:11,045 --> 00:32:11,645
Speaker 1: What do you think?

723
00:32:11,685 --> 00:32:15,285
Speaker 2: This is bush week? Getting that a lot? And this

724
00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:17,245
Speaker 2: classic two. If you don't stop crying, I'll give you

725
00:32:17,325 --> 00:32:20,645
Speaker 2: some of the crime out. That's one that's sinister, isn't it. Yes,

726
00:32:21,645 --> 00:32:25,245
Speaker 2: that's just awful thing to say. You know, you would

727
00:32:25,245 --> 00:32:29,245
Speaker 2: think almost like parents back in the day didn't like children.

728
00:32:29,325 --> 00:32:32,565
Speaker 1: Their own or others. If it's not one of you,

729
00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:37,845
Speaker 1: it's the other one about me? And my brother Christian.

730
00:32:37,845 --> 00:32:40,445
Speaker 2: Another one of my mum's classics was if we cut

731
00:32:40,485 --> 00:32:42,925
Speaker 2: herself and we were bleeding, she would always go, well,

732
00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:44,725
Speaker 2: it's a long way from your heart.

733
00:32:44,605 --> 00:32:47,285
Speaker 1: So it's fine. Christian.

734
00:32:47,325 --> 00:32:49,365
Speaker 2: My mum regular used to warn us not to sit

735
00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:54,125
Speaker 2: on cold concrete or we'd get hemorrhoids. That's Shane in Sydney.

736
00:32:54,645 --> 00:32:57,765
Speaker 2: I don't do we find out rio about the bee's niece.

737
00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:00,645
Speaker 2: The classic mumm is them, Oh, that guy thinks he's

738
00:33:00,685 --> 00:33:01,365
Speaker 2: the bee's kniees.

739
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:03,205
Speaker 1: What was so great about bee's niece?

740
00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:07,205
Speaker 7: Well, apparently bees store their best pollen in a sack

741
00:33:07,365 --> 00:33:07,805
Speaker 7: near their.

742
00:33:07,765 --> 00:33:14,365
Speaker 9: Knee, strutting around like you've got the best in your knees.

743
00:33:15,245 --> 00:33:18,165
Speaker 1: Still fun and games till someone gets hut. Yes, the

744
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:22,645
Speaker 1: other woman, you have someone's eye out with that Christian. Whatever.

745
00:33:23,445 --> 00:33:25,005
Speaker 2: I want to know A spell a word? My mom

746
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,885
Speaker 2: would say, go and look it up in the dictionary.

747
00:33:26,925 --> 00:33:28,645
Speaker 2: Problem was I didn't know how to spell it, so

748
00:33:28,685 --> 00:33:29,485
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know how to.

749
00:33:29,405 --> 00:33:32,205
Speaker 1: Look it up in the bloody of dictionary. A water

750
00:33:32,285 --> 00:33:32,805
Speaker 1: tight lodgic.

751
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:37,605
Speaker 2: There, Chris morning seem My mom would say, come over

752
00:33:37,645 --> 00:33:40,085
Speaker 2: here so I can hit you. My mom used to

753
00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:42,565
Speaker 2: say that as well, Yeah too tired?

754
00:33:42,605 --> 00:33:44,125
Speaker 1: Long, well, come here so I can hit you.

755
00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:52,085
Speaker 2: It's a lazy psycho, the classic waits your father gets

756
00:33:52,325 --> 00:33:58,645
Speaker 2: oh yes again, the threat of him pending fine. When

757
00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,325
Speaker 2: I would ask my mom what's for dinner, she would

758
00:34:00,365 --> 00:34:02,045
Speaker 2: always say ship with sugar.

759
00:34:02,885 --> 00:34:05,445
Speaker 4: My aunt used to say that kidding, I've never heard.

760
00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:10,805
Speaker 4: She was sick. If the kids asking, so she'd say, poop.

761
00:34:10,605 --> 00:34:13,524
Speaker 1: With sugar and thank you for editing that.

762
00:34:15,364 --> 00:34:17,525
Speaker 2: Christian my my mom used to say, I put you

763
00:34:17,565 --> 00:34:22,005
Speaker 2: on this earth, I'll take you off it. My mom

764
00:34:22,085 --> 00:34:23,765
Speaker 2: used to do this as well. My mum hungry, then

765
00:34:23,805 --> 00:34:27,285
Speaker 2: have a piece of fruit. You're always used to have

766
00:34:27,325 --> 00:34:29,605
Speaker 2: a piece of fruit. Keep this going. These are great.

767
00:34:29,765 --> 00:34:31,245
Speaker 2: We're looking for your mum isms.

768
00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:36,245
Speaker 3: Text them in Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

769
00:34:36,005 --> 00:34:38,205
Speaker 2: Christian Women is behaving. My mom would say, I'm not

770
00:34:38,405 --> 00:34:42,165
Speaker 2: you into next week. I mean, if that was from

771
00:34:42,405 --> 00:34:47,165
Speaker 2: one UFC fighter to another one context your mom, I'm

772
00:34:47,205 --> 00:34:49,205
Speaker 2: not cue into next week, so I'll be in a

773
00:34:49,245 --> 00:34:51,445
Speaker 2: come I'm conscious.

774
00:34:51,445 --> 00:34:52,645
Speaker 1: What are we saying here? Mom?

775
00:34:58,205 --> 00:35:02,285
Speaker 2: LJS? Mom must have been fearsome. All right, so let's

776
00:35:02,285 --> 00:35:05,805
Speaker 2: get into your mum isms now, all right? My mom

777
00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:13,165
Speaker 2: would say don't be the village idiot. Constant warning from

778
00:35:13,205 --> 00:35:15,645
Speaker 2: mom and dad. That one about being the village idiot.

779
00:35:17,405 --> 00:35:19,965
Speaker 2: My mom always just say yeah or laughed. Always ents

780
00:35:19,965 --> 00:35:25,004
Speaker 2: in tears. Yea, Christia, my my mum was a single moment.

781
00:35:25,045 --> 00:35:27,245
Speaker 2: If I was already naughty or winding up, she would

782
00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:29,445
Speaker 2: She would always say, if you don't, ring the school

783
00:35:29,485 --> 00:35:30,645
Speaker 2: and ask her if they're spank me.

784
00:35:30,845 --> 00:35:31,285
Speaker 1: Spank you.

785
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:34,165
Speaker 6: Outsourcing it to the school.

786
00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:38,885
Speaker 1: Good morning Christian.

787
00:35:38,925 --> 00:35:40,765
Speaker 2: My moms to say, if you don't, if you don't

788
00:35:40,845 --> 00:35:43,325
Speaker 2: sleep with your windows open, you'll wake up dead.

789
00:35:43,925 --> 00:35:45,685
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

790
00:35:47,405 --> 00:35:49,445
Speaker 2: If we didn't finish our food, it was always.

791
00:35:49,205 --> 00:35:51,565
Speaker 1: Do you know there's a starving boy in Africa? Yeah?

792
00:35:55,485 --> 00:35:57,485
Speaker 1: If you couldn't find anything, my mom used to get

793
00:35:58,165 --> 00:36:00,005
Speaker 1: used to yell, go look with your eyes.

794
00:36:01,485 --> 00:36:03,205
Speaker 6: Why a mom so good at finding stuff?

795
00:36:04,165 --> 00:36:07,885
Speaker 4: It's just like this superhuman ability that happens when you

796
00:36:07,925 --> 00:36:08,485
Speaker 4: have a baby.

797
00:36:10,045 --> 00:36:12,925
Speaker 2: Where most people say damn when something went wrong, My

798
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:16,405
Speaker 2: mum would yell hell's bells and buckets of stinking blood?

799
00:36:17,525 --> 00:36:18,405
Speaker 1: Why Christian?

800
00:36:18,485 --> 00:36:22,485
Speaker 2: Why I still don't know Kathy Christian Along the lines

801
00:36:22,485 --> 00:36:25,765
Speaker 2: of Pooh and sugar for dinner. My mom, I'm used

802
00:36:25,765 --> 00:36:27,325
Speaker 2: to say when we said, what's for dinner? Pill and

803
00:36:27,325 --> 00:36:29,885
Speaker 2: a stick dipped and sugar and deep fried? Sore is

804
00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:36,405
Speaker 2: caramelized to answer, doesn't it? My mom's threat was, how

805
00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,405
Speaker 2: about slapping the belly with a wet fish?

806
00:36:39,725 --> 00:36:40,565
Speaker 6: Why a wet fish?

807
00:36:40,685 --> 00:36:42,645
Speaker 1: Such a never? I never heard that one.

808
00:36:42,685 --> 00:36:44,125
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got that one.

809
00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:48,005
Speaker 2: Christian I was whenever I said to him, what's for dinner?

810
00:36:48,045 --> 00:36:51,125
Speaker 2: She just goes shit on toast for bad news.

811
00:36:51,245 --> 00:36:52,205
Speaker 1: We'd run out of bread.

812
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:58,125
Speaker 2: That's actually really funny. I might try that with my

813
00:36:58,205 --> 00:37:00,645
Speaker 2: eighteen year old tonight, I reckon. She'd call a houpbline

814
00:37:00,725 --> 00:37:03,285
Speaker 2: or something, and what are you doing for tonight?

815
00:37:04,045 --> 00:37:04,765
Speaker 1: Shell on toast?

816
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:08,245
Speaker 2: But we've run out of bread right now to a

817
00:37:08,285 --> 00:37:16,685
Speaker 2: help mine. My mom wouldn't ask her if I was hurt,

818
00:37:16,925 --> 00:37:19,245
Speaker 2: and then if I said I'd fallen over, she said.

819
00:37:19,045 --> 00:37:22,285
Speaker 1: Well you must have been doing something wrong. Yes, you're

820
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,285
Speaker 1: always to blame.

821
00:37:23,445 --> 00:37:25,485
Speaker 6: Victim blaming wasn't any back in.

822
00:37:25,485 --> 00:37:29,325
Speaker 2: The day, Christian, when me and my brother would laugh

823
00:37:29,365 --> 00:37:31,285
Speaker 2: and muck around at night, she would just yell up,

824
00:37:31,845 --> 00:37:33,165
Speaker 2: it won't be this in the morning.

825
00:37:35,805 --> 00:37:39,045
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall show podcast.

826
00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:42,485
Speaker 2: Morning Christian. If we asked our mum to carry anything

827
00:37:42,765 --> 00:37:44,844
Speaker 2: of Ah, she'd say, I might be an ass, but

828
00:37:44,885 --> 00:37:45,725
Speaker 2: I'm not a donkey.

829
00:37:46,485 --> 00:37:48,965
Speaker 6: That is good, it's good.

830
00:37:50,165 --> 00:37:51,765
Speaker 2: These are so good. Thank you very much for all

831
00:37:51,805 --> 00:37:54,205
Speaker 2: your mum's saying. So it's just coming up for ten

832
00:37:54,245 --> 00:37:57,725
Speaker 2: minutes past day. Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. Every Monday

833
00:37:57,765 --> 00:38:01,285
Speaker 2: we play back all your misheard lyrics. It's just another

834
00:38:01,525 --> 00:38:07,085
Speaker 2: misheard Monday, Christian o'connall's mishard lyrics. All right, when if

835
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,565
Speaker 2: you mishear them, you email. We played them back on

836
00:38:09,605 --> 00:38:11,685
Speaker 2: a Monday when we play the back. If we hear

837
00:38:11,725 --> 00:38:16,045
Speaker 2: the miss here, you'll hear this if we don't hear it.

838
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:19,005
Speaker 2: And for the really great ones, come on into the

839
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:23,205
Speaker 2: Hall of Fame Hall of Fame. Last week Nidan had

840
00:38:23,245 --> 00:38:25,805
Speaker 2: a Hall of Famer Stevin Nick's Edge of seventeen.

841
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,165
Speaker 1: But the Mormon.

842
00:38:28,605 --> 00:38:31,045
Speaker 2: All right, let's seef there's any Hall of famers there today.

843
00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:34,565
Speaker 2: At first we have Mandy Christian you were talking about

844
00:38:34,685 --> 00:38:38,285
Speaker 2: yeah nah on the show recently. I heard one over

845
00:38:38,325 --> 00:38:42,325
Speaker 2: the weekend Rhianna by Fleetwood Mac original line Rhianna.

846
00:38:47,605 --> 00:38:53,885
Speaker 1: Or is it yeah nah?

847
00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:58,045
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Please keep this going for the rest

848
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:03,245
Speaker 2: of this year and beyond any yet nas insults. That's great, Mandy,

849
00:39:09,005 --> 00:39:11,325
Speaker 2: beautiful one, perfect Mandy.

850
00:39:10,965 --> 00:39:11,405
Speaker 1: Come on him.

851
00:39:13,805 --> 00:39:16,844
Speaker 2: Janine's got Jason Moras. You remember me, a huge one,

852
00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:22,765
Speaker 2: Jason Morass. I'm yours. I won't hesitate no more so.

853
00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:25,285
Speaker 3: No more.

854
00:39:25,605 --> 00:39:27,364
Speaker 2: And you know me of he was the other guy

855
00:39:27,405 --> 00:39:28,885
Speaker 2: that was massive for years and years and years and

856
00:39:28,965 --> 00:39:29,444
Speaker 2: years years.

857
00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:30,565
Speaker 1: Jack Johnson.

858
00:39:31,085 --> 00:39:32,485
Speaker 6: He's Jack Johnson with a fedora.

859
00:39:33,485 --> 00:39:37,525
Speaker 1: Yes, that's anyway. Where will we?

860
00:39:37,605 --> 00:39:37,725
Speaker 3: Oh?

861
00:39:37,805 --> 00:39:41,165
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm yours Jason Moras. Uh what or is he saying?

862
00:39:41,285 --> 00:39:44,445
Speaker 2: I won't have sarte no more? Just love the I

863
00:39:44,485 --> 00:39:59,045
Speaker 2: love the peanut sauce. That is that is Christmas anything? No,

864
00:39:59,365 --> 00:40:04,085
Speaker 2: you're missing out, it's missing out. Great one, Jeanine, thank

865
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:08,085
Speaker 2: you very much. Matt's got this one. D MAT's been

866
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:12,005
Speaker 2: listened to. What makes you beautiful? You're insecure? Don't know

867
00:40:12,005 --> 00:40:12,325
Speaker 2: what for?

868
00:40:12,765 --> 00:40:13,765
Speaker 3: You're insecure?

869
00:40:14,685 --> 00:40:19,205
Speaker 1: Don't know what? Or is it urines the cure? Don't

870
00:40:19,245 --> 00:40:29,765
Speaker 1: know what for? You're in secure? Is that your secure?

871
00:40:29,925 --> 00:40:30,125
Speaker 3: Yes?

872
00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:33,805
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you gotta be done in a German accent.

873
00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:35,085
Speaker 6: You're in secure?

874
00:40:37,285 --> 00:40:38,565
Speaker 1: Yes, Matt, very good.

875
00:40:40,285 --> 00:40:45,525
Speaker 2: Sanjeev has got this be my lover LaBouche or are

876
00:40:45,565 --> 00:40:51,485
Speaker 2: they fans of a beef pie beef pie lover. I'm

877
00:40:51,525 --> 00:41:02,245
Speaker 2: hearing a show wanted to beef ish No.

878
00:40:59,525 --> 00:40:59,605
Speaker 8: Not.

879
00:41:01,445 --> 00:41:04,685
Speaker 2: Just since's got dancing in the moonlight by top Loader

880
00:41:04,765 --> 00:41:11,844
Speaker 2: dancing in the moonlight or is it dancing in the mula?

881
00:41:12,605 --> 00:41:13,725
Speaker 1: Yes? Is there.

882
00:41:15,805 --> 00:41:20,205
Speaker 2: One under center? And this is a final one here

883
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:22,725
Speaker 2: from Trent Christian a few weeks ago. You're asking for

884
00:41:22,845 --> 00:41:25,884
Speaker 2: miss hurds with random people's names in it. I have

885
00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:29,485
Speaker 2: one from Montel Jordan. This is how we do it,

886
00:41:30,205 --> 00:41:35,405
Speaker 2: so I forever think of step brothers, the boatbed's collapse.

887
00:41:36,765 --> 00:41:38,364
Speaker 1: This is how we do it.

888
00:41:41,405 --> 00:41:45,085
Speaker 2: Or is Montel Jordan shouting out how we do it?

889
00:41:45,645 --> 00:41:46,965
Speaker 1: This is how we do it.

890
00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:52,485
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, this is how we do it.

891
00:41:53,045 --> 00:41:57,285
Speaker 1: First name, how his surname do it? Yes?

892
00:41:57,445 --> 00:42:02,605
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Trent the first one, Hall two, Hall of famous.

893
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:11,205
Speaker 2: Thank you very very much as always, Yeah, email me

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: just clearly let me know, is that.

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Speaker 2: I almost wanted to look. Be careful when you go

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Speaker 2: a couple of years older than me, she's had a couple.

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Speaker 1: Of drinking poops. And then half an hour later I

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Speaker 1: was like.

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Speaker 2: What This place had two frying pans, genuinely two frying

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Speaker 2: the same. And I was frozen because I don't want

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Speaker 1: I've been told about that before.

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Speaker 1: They do great work.

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Speaker 2: They are bringing in some dogs. I can't tell you yesterday.

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Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you get the old Sunday against the cloth.

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Speaker 1: Hang on a minute, Puppies and dogs are coming in.

946
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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

947
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Speaker 2: This is a different experience that's arranged some of them

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Speaker 2: to bring some every Monday.

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Speaker 1: Oh, every Monday talks in on the show. Yes, love,

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Speaker 1: I'd be very very happy.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I think the productivity would go.

952
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Speaker 2: Yes, a happy team is a productive team exactly. Oh

953
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Speaker 2: my god, dogs on the radio, Oh my god, what's

954
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Speaker 2: not I love about that?

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Speaker 1: Lay out a car table for them as well. I've

956
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Speaker 1: seen a lot of paintings. They love to play post.

957
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Speaker 6: They love little sunglasses.

958
00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:17,364
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a little speakeasy background as well. Thousand drinks as

959
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Speaker 2: well on a card table. Can we all right? So

960
00:45:19,965 --> 00:45:22,285
Speaker 2: last week on the show, we were trying to build

961
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Speaker 2: the classic kind of eighties and nineties playground and just

962
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Speaker 2: went on for about two or three days. Were so

963
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Speaker 2: many things that you were saying, it has to be

964
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Speaker 2: in there. We're now moving on to the school. We

965
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Speaker 2: want to build a classic eighties and nineties school, perhaps

966
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Speaker 2: with what has to.

967
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Speaker 5: Go in Well, we had You won't believe this, but

968
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Speaker 5: we had an incinerator at our school. But not only

969
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Speaker 5: did we have an incinerator, we had an incinerator monitor

970
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Speaker 5: or two kids. I'm not talking high school either, I'm talking.

971
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Speaker 4: At primary school. This incinerator was a.

972
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Speaker 1: Rusted old kids under the age of eleven, absolutely in

973
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Speaker 1: charge of our furnace.

974
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Speaker 4: Absolutely what a country.

975
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Speaker 5: It would burn all winter, not in the summer obviously,

976
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Speaker 5: but all winter, and.

977
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Speaker 4: There would be two kids. It was the most coveted.

978
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Speaker 1: It was two kids, just two personal jobs.

979
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Speaker 2: Seriously, this will be property, well not mad, but young

980
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Speaker 2: children will burn it.

981
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Speaker 6: So Patty, forgive my ignorance. What goes in the incinerator?

982
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Speaker 4: Everything?

983
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:21,445
Speaker 1: We had an incinerator as well.

984
00:46:22,085 --> 00:46:25,085
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they used to you know everything stuff

985
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Speaker 2: that plastic tires.

986
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Speaker 1: No, really bad. It was there's that massive hole in

987
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Speaker 1: the school.

988
00:46:34,685 --> 00:46:37,725
Speaker 5: Single handedly, but there'd be two kids that would be

989
00:46:37,725 --> 00:46:39,884
Speaker 5: nominated most coveted position in the play.

990
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Speaker 6: How do you get the gig of when you take turns?

991
00:46:43,605 --> 00:46:46,045
Speaker 5: You'd have to take turns, but the teacher, the principal

992
00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:50,325
Speaker 5: would give you a box of matches and so he'd

993
00:46:50,325 --> 00:46:53,485
Speaker 5: be taking class totally different times, and it would be

994
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Speaker 5: the monitor's job once once.

995
00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:59,045
Speaker 4: A day through the school, like not with an adult.

996
00:46:58,725 --> 00:47:02,965
Speaker 2: There monitoring That thing was going constantly. Obviously in the

997
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Speaker 2: UK you have already long cold winters. So the way

998
00:47:05,725 --> 00:47:08,405
Speaker 2: that they would eat the school that was just burning everything.

999
00:47:08,925 --> 00:47:10,525
Speaker 2: I remember like once a month and would say listen,

1000
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Speaker 2: if your parents only get rid of anything, tell them

1001
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Speaker 2: to drop it off tomorrow. So like arm chair, did

1002
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Speaker 2: you see the care taken? Like your pee teacher lugging

1003
00:47:19,725 --> 00:47:22,525
Speaker 2: and I'm not like a sofa. And then I saw

1004
00:47:22,605 --> 00:47:24,765
Speaker 2: that two teachers sawing a sofa up once in the

1005
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Speaker 2: three Bits, chucking it into.

1006
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Speaker 6: His beach different time.

1007
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Speaker 7: But what about quality it was.

1008
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Speaker 2: That's a fair question that was not asked back in

1009
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Speaker 2: the eighties.

1010
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Speaker 5: But it would be their responsibility to make sure that

1011
00:47:39,685 --> 00:47:42,405
Speaker 5: the fire didn't go out, so you'd see it, see them,

1012
00:47:42,445 --> 00:47:44,645
Speaker 5: they're you know, stoking it through the Oh.

1013
00:47:44,765 --> 00:47:46,085
Speaker 1: It was fire god.

1014
00:47:46,245 --> 00:47:50,805
Speaker 2: Everyone had to worship the incinerator, even the phrase incinerator.

1015
00:47:51,525 --> 00:47:54,404
Speaker 4: But where it was as well, it wasn't like tucked.

1016
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Speaker 1: Away ours opened onto the plateau.

1017
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:01,525
Speaker 4: Was right next to the sand piece.

1018
00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:06,045
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would open up and everyone would go, you

1019
00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:11,085
Speaker 2: see that fire behind a metallic grill is a fire god.

1020
00:48:11,885 --> 00:48:14,525
Speaker 5: And everything went in there and all were just stand

1021
00:48:14,565 --> 00:48:15,404
Speaker 5: around and watch it.

1022
00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,325
Speaker 2: I even think a couple of bad kids went in

1023
00:48:17,365 --> 00:48:18,444
Speaker 2: there sometimes as well.

1024
00:48:18,685 --> 00:48:20,484
Speaker 1: You know this, kids, You're like, whatever happened to Dave?

1025
00:48:21,445 --> 00:48:24,685
Speaker 7: I can't believe they gave kids boxes of matchup and let.

1026
00:48:24,565 --> 00:48:28,085
Speaker 2: Them a the sizes thing Patsy was huge, wasn't it. Yeah,

1027
00:48:28,085 --> 00:48:29,725
Speaker 2: it was giant metallic.

1028
00:48:29,325 --> 00:48:30,365
Speaker 4: Doors, dumpster.

1029
00:48:30,685 --> 00:48:31,565
Speaker 3: It is huge.

1030
00:48:34,005 --> 00:48:36,925
Speaker 1: It was like so it was people's start to constantly

1031
00:48:36,965 --> 00:48:37,765
Speaker 1: feed the fire. God.

1032
00:48:37,845 --> 00:48:44,285
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't help from your mums and dads anything.

1033
00:48:44,605 --> 00:48:46,444
Speaker 2: Any car they're getting rid of the car. We're trying

1034
00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:49,485
Speaker 2: to saw the car in home. Please, they swear, I'm

1035
00:48:49,485 --> 00:48:52,004
Speaker 2: not making you up. Once a bed got dropped off,

1036
00:48:52,045 --> 00:48:54,805
Speaker 2: and again teachers sowed it into like three pieces and

1037
00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:56,205
Speaker 2: fed it to the incinerator.

1038
00:48:56,405 --> 00:48:58,765
Speaker 6: Did teachers have better things to do than soaring?

1039
00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:00,965
Speaker 1: Same?

1040
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,445
Speaker 2: Never thought about that too, busy worrying about bees' knees?

1041
00:49:04,445 --> 00:49:06,645
Speaker 1: Were you all right? Ninees are up?

1042
00:49:06,645 --> 00:49:09,605
Speaker 2: And now thirteen fifty five twenty, we're trying to rebuild

1043
00:49:09,605 --> 00:49:13,485
Speaker 2: an eighties and nineties school. We've got the incinerator. One

1044
00:49:13,485 --> 00:49:15,725
Speaker 2: more thing that was in every single school. There's actually

1045
00:49:16,045 --> 00:49:19,085
Speaker 2: a method of a correction and punishment was the classic

1046
00:49:19,325 --> 00:49:22,645
Speaker 2: chalk duster. Oh well, I remember if you were If

1047
00:49:22,645 --> 00:49:25,364
Speaker 2: you were bad, we were made to stand on a chair.

1048
00:49:25,765 --> 00:49:29,805
Speaker 2: And mister Wilson, who I actually think hated children. He

1049
00:49:29,885 --> 00:49:32,125
Speaker 2: was in the war and clearly was suffering from some

1050
00:49:32,205 --> 00:49:36,165
Speaker 2: kind of particle sta partiment, was still out in you

1051
00:49:36,685 --> 00:49:37,445
Speaker 2: like the Turbans.

1052
00:49:37,925 --> 00:49:40,565
Speaker 1: He wouldn't make a stand on a chair right, and

1053
00:49:40,605 --> 00:49:42,924
Speaker 1: he would throw a wooden duster at you.

1054
00:49:43,365 --> 00:49:46,565
Speaker 2: If you flinched, you'd have to stay up there until

1055
00:49:46,605 --> 00:49:49,165
Speaker 2: you didn't flinch, and he hit you with a wooden

1056
00:49:49,285 --> 00:49:49,925
Speaker 2: chalk duster.

1057
00:49:50,365 --> 00:49:51,485
Speaker 1: Crazy, so crazy.

1058
00:49:51,525 --> 00:49:54,925
Speaker 2: This was a Catholic primary school that makes herself in

1059
00:49:54,965 --> 00:50:01,005
Speaker 2: the eyes of God. This fell into the incinerator. I

1060
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,805
Speaker 2: take that dust to mister Wilson.

1061
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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1062
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Speaker 1: the bra off? Is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah that Richard the lie in King silver, op and Recliner.

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Speaker 2: Oh very good gold, Happy feet up gold as well,

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Speaker 2: Crocs Dundee silver plus, School of Hammock silver.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: Lock stock to smoking chairs, Goal, John Centered, Candlewick, Edward

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Speaker 2: Massage Hands silver, Sofa's choice, Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Silver. All right, who is best in show? Some good

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Speaker 1: ones and some not so good ones.

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Speaker 6: Some awesome ones. I've got to go with Mark Juice,

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Speaker 6: big pillow.

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Speaker 1: All right, you're the winner today.

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Speaker 2: Group pass off to fill Cinema's Gold class on tomorrow's show.

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Speaker 2: Then we're asking you to help us build an eighties

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Speaker 2: and nineties school. Patsy said, we've got to have the

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Speaker 2: incinerator in there. I'm saying, the classic chalk duster and

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Speaker 2: the classic chalkboard. You don't have a chalkboard anymore, Ria,

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Speaker 2: wows do you think has to go in there?

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Speaker 7: When they wheel out those overhead projectors, they turn all

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00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:54,965
Speaker 7: the blinds down, and they had these like I don't know,

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00:53:55,005 --> 00:53:58,525
Speaker 7: plastic laminate slides that were impossible to make out what

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Speaker 7: it was. I had like one wattage.

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Speaker 2: And then the hours of fun as well when you

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Speaker 2: used to make rabbit signs as well on the on

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Speaker 2: the lighting a noisy that thing was, Yes, yeah, big

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Speaker 2: bulky schools of eighties and nineties. A lot of things

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Speaker 2: on wheels and legs, TVs as well, built in for

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Speaker 2: a special assembly. So we're building an eighties and ninety school.

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Speaker 2: Email me what needs to go in. Christian at christiano'connell

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Speaker 2: dot com dot au

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast