Speaker 1: Laura and come on in.
Speaker 2: There we go. Hollow Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Hello everybody.
Speaker 4: I would say happy Tuesday, but it's not because I
Speaker 4: have been dealing with poop and vomit. Now, before you
Speaker 4: say you don't have kids, no, why don't have kids?
Speaker 4: But I have a dog with a very sick stomach.
Speaker 4: Ten minutes before I had to go out, Delilah chat
Speaker 4: explosive diarrhea everywhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then she vomited and then she rolled in it.
Speaker 3: It's just like a real child.
Speaker 4: It was literally like, I'm like, you could not do
Speaker 4: more to ruin my life right now.
Speaker 6: So she was obviously sick, and she just needed to
Speaker 6: code herself in it so that you really understood the
Speaker 6: magnitude of her illness.
Speaker 4: I didn't tell her to a face that she's ruining
Speaker 4: my life, because she's not ruined my life, she's ruined
Speaker 4: that moment. I just literally picked her. I took her outside,
Speaker 4: and I just hosed that thing down her out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: host it was everywhere, And I imagine that's what happens
Speaker 4: when a child, like a small child, is sick.
Speaker 6: Now, do There's nothing worse than when your kid's sick
Speaker 6: and they've slept, But then they've had a blowout and
Speaker 6: it's just up the back in the car on the walls.
Speaker 2: I've been there saying, baby.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just want to throw everything out and the baby.
Speaker 5: But she's like, that's a Saturday night, very standard.
Speaker 2: You don't smell bad, but you actually smell nice.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: I appreciate that because I literally codd myself in perfume.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, guys, I speaking about what's happening at home. Luckily,
Speaker 6: Matt hasn't quite entered to the phase of life where
Speaker 6: he's defecating himself, but he has entered. My husband has
Speaker 6: entered the old man era. He started doing something which
Speaker 6: he denies, but he's doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding, and he is old as it turned
Speaker 2: you off? Do you think or has it got your going?
Speaker 6: It does not get anything going. It is keeping me
Speaker 6: up at night. But I'm way and not in a
Speaker 6: good way.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, that's on the way. Plus Amy Shark,
Speaker 1: fresh off the back of a LOGI win on the weekend.
Speaker 1: We'll be joining us on the show and Taylor.
Speaker 2: Swift tickets du every day this week.
Speaker 6: Taylor Stift is not joining us on the show, but
Speaker 6: we do have a roll of tickets to give away.
Speaker 1: Amy Shark will be here, but Taylor Swift tickets are
Speaker 1: yours to win. Coming up an entire row at the
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Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 3: I have a bone to pick with who is always
Speaker 3: a bone.
Speaker 6: Beautiful husband who I love and adore, but he started
Speaker 6: doing something very annoying. And we are six years into
Speaker 6: this relationship. I like sleeping in the same bed as him,
Speaker 6: but I don't know if I can continue to do it.
Speaker 6: My husband has turned into a snorer.
Speaker 2: How do you just turn into a store?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it just happen and over and I recorded this.
Speaker 6: He's playing one of those little kid like boo or
Speaker 6: you're at a party, those little blower things.
Speaker 4: It's like someone playing the trombone, but that's also falling
Speaker 4: asleep at the same time.
Speaker 3: It starts off there. It starts off as ah, and
Speaker 3: then he goes.
Speaker 2: I know he could have severe sleep at me. You
Speaker 2: need to this could be a god.
Speaker 6: He sleeps on his stomach, he sleeps on his back,
Speaker 6: he sleeps on his side. It makes no difference. I
Speaker 6: wake him up all throughout the night number honey, rollover, honey, rollover.
Speaker 6: But now we've started arguing in the night time because
Speaker 6: he'll be snoring and I'll say, baby, you're snoring, can
Speaker 6: you roll over? And he'll go like you are up
Speaker 6: three in the morning to tell you to roll over
Speaker 6: because you're not snoring.
Speaker 2: To give the man a braain.
Speaker 6: Okay, I have evidence now, and I want to prove
Speaker 6: to him that he has turned into a snore and
Speaker 6: he needs to do something about it.
Speaker 3: I think we should get him on.
Speaker 5: You're going to confront here, We.
Speaker 2: Have him here.
Speaker 9: How don't you start?
Speaker 3: Don't you start? Can you just play that again?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Of course, says four am last night. Everyone sounds like it's.
Speaker 2: Coming out of both ends to.
Speaker 5: Be I think it is, which is quite talented.
Speaker 2: Madie. What's your take on this?
Speaker 9: Well, firstly, that's not me, that's just ametry. I want
Speaker 9: evidence that's actually me. I feel like she's taken that
Speaker 9: from somewhere else. But the reason why I think it's
Speaker 9: not me is because there have been occasions, okay occasions
Speaker 9: where I'm not even asleep. I've literally gone and Laura's
Speaker 9: woken up and hit me and said, you're snoring. It's
Speaker 9: like it's like you go, hey, Matt, you're on my
Speaker 9: side of the bed.
Speaker 10: No I'm not. I'm literally I've let you five millimeters
Speaker 10: from my end of the bed. Or you say you
Speaker 10: stole all the blanket.
Speaker 6: Enough, you really think I've thrown some accusations at I
Speaker 6: just want to point out you do this even when
Speaker 6: you're in light sleep. So I could have woken you
Speaker 6: up from snoring and you'll roll over on your side.
Speaker 3: And within thirty seconds you're snoring. You're not even asleep
Speaker 3: and you're snoring.
Speaker 8: You do it all the time.
Speaker 4: What do you want from this, Laura? As the court
Speaker 4: of the pick up, you've confronted that on it. What's
Speaker 4: your What do you want from there?
Speaker 2: What do you need?
Speaker 3: Especially? I want him to take accountability. I want him
Speaker 3: to acknowledge that that's him.
Speaker 2: And horrible Matt.
Speaker 1: We have the audio, I have seen the footage it
Speaker 1: is you. Where do you stand with that?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: Now being faced with the facts that I completely out
Speaker 1: of this. I'm not involved, but I have seen the
Speaker 1: footage and it is you. You look great while you sleep.
Speaker 1: By the way, what do you say I mean?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 10: We've had a good run. We've been together for a
Speaker 10: while now, married for most of a year, together for
Speaker 10: seven Laura, is this are we? I guess it's no
Speaker 10: coming back and we done, Paul, Laura, I think.
Speaker 6: We can stay together. But if you continue snoring, you
Speaker 6: might have to sleep in the kids bedroom.
Speaker 9: Okay, fair, fair, good, Okay, great the breakup I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Or maybe you could get one of those nose snoring.
Speaker 5: Plugs just put hey, you just put a peg on.
Speaker 6: Just we can get some little different apparatuses. You can
Speaker 6: try them first before we take drastic measures like divorce.
Speaker 10: Look, I'll be honest, I rather divorce.
Speaker 5: Okay, Hey, here, first, take that headline.
Speaker 2: That's the key to a healthy relationship. Escalator. You got
Speaker 2: to know when to call everybody. I am back on
Speaker 2: the market's thank you, Matt.
Speaker 1: You need to go to a sleep specialist asap. If
Speaker 1: you want a full row of tickets to see Taylor
Speaker 1: at the Era's World Tour.
Speaker 2: We got them for your coming.
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Speaker 5: You guys know him like a crazy dog lover.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I I cannot get enough of the
Speaker 4: mastery dogs will to the child like I froth it.
Speaker 5: But even this is too far. There is a man
Speaker 5: by the name of Toko. He's anonymous, no one actually
Speaker 5: knows who he is. Huge YouTube channel.
Speaker 4: He spent twenty thousand dollars of his hard earned cash
Speaker 4: to become a dog.
Speaker 5: Well what do you that's the news article?
Speaker 4: Bear with means surgically No, So he's spent it on
Speaker 4: like a really realistic dog suit. Okay, this, this guy, Toko,
Speaker 4: has spent his whole life dreaming.
Speaker 5: He's an adult dreaming.
Speaker 4: Of becoming a dog and living like a dog, and
Speaker 4: like being like a dog.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pull this up on the screen.
Speaker 4: This is I mean, twenty thousand dollars, it's so realistic.
Speaker 3: God, Look, he picks so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: So he picked a rough collie, which is also known
Speaker 4: as a Lassie. As you can see, it looks like
Speaker 4: the Lassi's on steroids because it is a giant man
Speaker 4: in a suit on or four.
Speaker 5: So it looks like the Lassie's taken one to.
Speaker 2: Me, Lassy. But it's got the hips of a fully
Speaker 2: grown man.
Speaker 1: And this is the broadest dog I've ever seen, Fair Lassie.
Speaker 5: So bear with me, Bear with me, Bear Lassie with me.
Speaker 5: He's got a YouTube channel.
Speaker 4: No one knows who he is because he says people
Speaker 4: won't understand, which I don't think they do.
Speaker 5: But it's his hobby.
Speaker 4: His pastime is the second he is not at work,
Speaker 4: he'll dress up as this dog. He won't speak, and
Speaker 4: he'll embrace the dog. He'll walk around. He'll perform for
Speaker 4: trick like tricks for food. He's finally started to go outside,
Speaker 4: so he'll be walked on a leash down the street
Speaker 4: and like sit and wait for people to pet him
Speaker 4: and other dogs to sniff him. He sniffs other dogs
Speaker 4: without no, I'm not kidding. He's a dog. And he's like,
Speaker 4: I can't let people know. I don't want he says, quote,
Speaker 4: I don't want my hobbies to be known, especially the
Speaker 4: people I work with, because they think it's weird that
Speaker 4: I want to be a dog. It's the same reason
Speaker 4: I can't show my real face.
Speaker 5: My friends and family seem very surprised to learn that
Speaker 5: I became an animal. No shit, it's pretty shocking.
Speaker 6: I would not typically want to yuck someone else's young. Like,
Speaker 6: if this is how you want to spend your life,
Speaker 6: that's okay, But that looks really uncomfortable to me. Like
Speaker 6: he's crawling around on all fours in a dog outfit.
Speaker 6: Who is this woman that's with him? Like, surely there's
Speaker 6: people who know who this guy's my question.
Speaker 1: So there's a photo of this woman walking him. Is
Speaker 1: that his partner that has to walk him? Does he
Speaker 1: pay a dog walker?
Speaker 4: I can't confirm who the woman is, but she was
Speaker 4: walking him on a leash, so I'm assuming it's some
Speaker 4: sort of All these.
Speaker 2: Quotes that you got, did you have to translate them
Speaker 2: from bart.
Speaker 3: Lucky?
Speaker 4: I know that Delilah's taught me a lot, so I
Speaker 4: have done the translation. But there's like he rents out
Speaker 4: homes specifically for the dog he gets in the Hammick
Speaker 4: Doggie Hammick, and he won't he's really taking this serious.
Speaker 6: So I just feel so betrayed, like as a human betrayed, Well,
Speaker 6: I will because imagine being in a dog park and
Speaker 6: walking up to a big bear lassie and being like,
Speaker 6: who's our good boy, and it's not okay. I would
Speaker 6: feel so violated that I have just pat this man
Speaker 6: who's hiding it a lassie out.
Speaker 2: Imagine just picking up his human kid. It's not even
Speaker 2: a dog.
Speaker 3: I am unsubscribing from people right now. This is not
Speaker 3: a cat.
Speaker 1: The giveaway right, no one knows I'm a dog a human. Well,
Speaker 1: there's a human pooful of corn behind.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you want to check it out.
Speaker 4: His YouTube is actually named I Want to be an Animal,
Speaker 4: and you guys can see for yourself, and it's it's
Speaker 4: a whole.
Speaker 1: Actually, if anyone listening has once has aspirations, I don't
Speaker 1: even know how to say this. Sorry, all my using
Speaker 1: radio to become an animal.
Speaker 3: Who's aspired to be an animal.
Speaker 2: Maybe a sugar glider or a possible hope.
Speaker 5: Please don't try sugar glide, it's a monkey.
Speaker 1: Just DMS at the pickup and we'll get you on
Speaker 1: the show. Speaking of people that want to be animals,
Speaker 1: Amy Shark.
Speaker 2: She's an actual human. She may sound like she's an animal,
Speaker 2: but she's not.
Speaker 1: She won a Logi over the weekend and performed a
Speaker 1: couple of malfunctions too for her performance, so we'll ask her.
Speaker 3: I think it's true professional she just kept on going on.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll find out what really went down when she
Speaker 1: joins us next here at the pickup. It is the
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Speaker 1: playing all the time here on the show. And also
Speaker 1: you would have seen live at the Logis over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Good Amy Shark.
Speaker 1: Amy Shark, Can I shower at yours? She won the
Speaker 1: Bloody Logi, she performed live. She's here with us now,
Speaker 1: hallow a mad Hello.
Speaker 11: Welcome, huge, congrats, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was you were so shocked.
Speaker 6: It was so unexpected, like best new Talent, the win
Speaker 6: there for idle.
Speaker 3: What was going through your head because you were very underwormed.
Speaker 2: Why do I play the speech quickly? Then we'll see
Speaker 2: what I am.
Speaker 1: Actually, this was the moment that Amy was missing, by
Speaker 1: the way, randomly backstage, Amie, we couldn't find you. But
Speaker 1: this is the moment she won the LOGI.
Speaker 12: The Logi, the Grand Kennedy Award goes to Amy Shark.
Speaker 3: Where is Amy?
Speaker 11: Am?
Speaker 8: Okay, this is.
Speaker 11: This is I don't have anything prepared because there was
Speaker 11: so many incredible actors in that and I mean, utter
Speaker 11: disbelief right now, But okay, I need to think, thank
Speaker 11: you Channel seven, and thank you and Australian Idol for
Speaker 11: this insane opportunity and for believing in me, because I
Speaker 11: didn't think I was ready for this opportunity of so
Speaker 11: sweet but why why was it so unexpected?
Speaker 3: Surely you thought you were in with theirs, I mean,
Speaker 3: but I picked you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh really, I know.
Speaker 8: And you know what, I guess.
Speaker 7: I'm used to like the Arias, which, like I hope
Speaker 7: I don't get in trouble for saying this, but over
Speaker 7: the years they've been a little loose lipped, and like
Speaker 7: this one is like no one, no one gave me
Speaker 7: any heads up, and because there was such great actresses
Speaker 7: and such such good talent in it, I'm just a
Speaker 7: newbie and I kind of forget that you can even
Speaker 7: be up for a LOGI for being just a personality,
Speaker 7: you know, like I just did not even for a
Speaker 7: second think that I was in I was just stoked.
Speaker 8: To be nominated and that that was cool. And then
Speaker 8: that was it. That was that.
Speaker 7: I just was focusing on the performance and then I
Speaker 7: was just gonna, you.
Speaker 8: Know, smoke bomb and go and go and have some
Speaker 8: drink somewhere. And then that happened. So it just threw me.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, speaking of the performance, you performed your
Speaker 6: new hit, Can I share it yours? It was so good,
Speaker 6: but there seemed like there was a little technical issue
Speaker 6: something happened, and you were like cover that up. Well,
Speaker 6: in the middle of the performance, what happened Something my.
Speaker 8: Whole entire like pack sort of fell off.
Speaker 7: So I lost all like signaling and all my click tracks.
Speaker 7: So and it's really important, like to have a click
Speaker 7: in your head so you're in time, you know. So
Speaker 7: so I lost all that and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 7: maybe I'll just listen to the room sound and just
Speaker 7: try and do it like that. But then I knew
Speaker 7: I had this break coming with that freaking dance, So
Speaker 7: I'm like, I need to be in time, So I
Speaker 7: quickly picked it up and I put and I plugged
Speaker 7: it back in and put it in my pocket just
Speaker 7: in time. And I was so I was I was
Speaker 7: so impressed by myself you even announced it.
Speaker 8: Wow, what a safety you're not.
Speaker 4: I mean, do you not have a moment where you
Speaker 4: wanted to throw on a dell where you're like, holy shit, I.
Speaker 5: Want to start this again.
Speaker 4: Stop the music's because I feel like you're in a position,
Speaker 4: especially now you want a LOGI you're in a position.
Speaker 2: To do that.
Speaker 8: Like I think I went into like survival mode.
Speaker 7: It's only happened a few times in my life where
Speaker 7: you kind of almost perform better when something goes wrong,
Speaker 7: because it's almost like if save a footy player drops
Speaker 7: the ball, they're gonna like try and like make up
Speaker 7: for the rest of the game. Like I was like, Okay,
Speaker 7: I saved it, I got it back, and now let's
Speaker 7: just like totally.
Speaker 8: End this really well, let's go ham I almost get
Speaker 8: off on it. It was just horrible.
Speaker 4: You won the New Talent for your work on Idle, obviously,
Speaker 4: and you work alongside meging trainer.
Speaker 5: Are you guys real life besties? Do you text each other?
Speaker 4: Because I always wonder from the audience perspective if these
Speaker 4: friendships are real, because I'm really rooting for you too.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, it's funny because like I don't really have like
Speaker 7: I don't really have a click.
Speaker 8: I kind of am a bit of a lone ranger.
Speaker 7: But she's so like, she's so infectious, and she didn't
Speaker 7: let me have any walls up.
Speaker 8: So she like, I don't really speak to people.
Speaker 7: On the phone, but she will call me relentlessly and
Speaker 7: she's a facetimer and for some reason I answer her.
Speaker 8: And now we've got.
Speaker 7: This thing where we've just got a million voice notes
Speaker 7: going back and forth, and it's so fun like she
Speaker 7: just cracks me up.
Speaker 6: Your speech, your acceptance speech, you thanks your manager, you said,
Speaker 6: I know, I want to thank my manager, Shane Billings.
Speaker 6: I didn't realize on the night that that's actually your partner,
Speaker 6: does he not? After the acceptance speech, turn around and say, baby,
Speaker 6: I'm also your husband.
Speaker 7: Hello, We've got to separate it, okay, right to tell
Speaker 7: people that I slipped my way to the top, though.
Speaker 2: What you guys do. Congrats Amy on the log you invert.
Speaker 8: Thank you guys, appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Let's get out of here. We're done.
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Speaker 5: Will and Woody, they're going to be driving your home.
Speaker 2: What's on the show? Boys?
Speaker 12: Only four rows of Taylor Swift tickets left to get
Speaker 12: away here on Will and Woody, another one goes today.
Speaker 12: Plus Woods trying to prove for the sake of his integrity,
Speaker 12: for his daughter, for his reputation, that he is not
Speaker 12: a dorky dad.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm going to prove it wholeheartedly, without a
Speaker 2: shadow of doubt today on the show by doing something
Speaker 2: so supremely cool.
Speaker 5: The bloody world temperature are going to go, oh wow,
Speaker 5: that was bad.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll think of another better line when the show
Speaker 2: starts in.
Speaker 3: Fun sounds like a good one. That is it from us.
Speaker 3: Have a good afternoon, everyone,