WEBVTT - #211: Extra Medium 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:06.720 Just posted a couple of matches. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:13.039 Are you delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.440 Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:16.919 as a four one shot coffee? 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:19.680 Bullshit? He's serious? Yeah, I'm in a good God. Now, 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:24.919 what is it that says there is no caffeine in 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:32.559 our house? He is Michuli and mitchual coups ill. Are you? 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.680 How are you back in our home studio? 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.160 Back in our main digs? 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:37.400 Oh? 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:37.960 How good? 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:39.920 Not home studio, because we do have a home studio. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:43.800 We're back in the Pepsi Palace, the Pepsi Palace. I'm 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.560 lucky that I made it here. Frankly, why what's wrong? 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:49.600 Because I nearly rear rendered someone's fucking cart on the 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.559 way in traffic. Really, I was distracted because did you 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:56.279 know this? I lost my car keys, right, and then 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.960 I found a spare key. But when you use a 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.760 different key to open car, all your radio presepts and 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:02.440 shit have gone. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:03.600 Oh I did not know that. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.000 I think it's designed for Like, if it's a husband 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:09.000 and wife, let's say they've got their own key. Depending 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.120 on who opens the car, it's got all their preferences 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.200 there my husband and husband as well works Yeah why 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:14.039 did I say husband and one? 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:16.759 I don't know that panda to the heterosexuals, but yeah. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:17.920 And so I had to use a spare key. And 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:19.800 so I'm like fiddling around with the radio trying to 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:21.760 put on my precepts back in as I was driving. 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.080 And thank God for that emergency braking thing on my car. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.880 You've got the Oh my god, it saved your life? 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:29.760 Yeah, pretty much. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:30.560 Don't you hate now? 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.120 I looked up in time I would have been able 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.759 to break. But yeah, it was helpful having the emergency brake. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.039 I've got a full raw dog car. My car has 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.440 no safety features. It's got air bags and that's it. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.760 So what yours has sens is that sensores of a 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:44.240 cars in front of you and you're going too fast, 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:44.959 it'll stop for. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.160 You, yes, but it sometimes fucks up where if I'm 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:50.480 driving up a hill, yeah, it goes from flat to 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:52.560 upper steep hill, It'll think the hill is a car 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:54.400 and just sland the brakes on because it can see 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:55.080 something in front of it. 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:56.760 Cars are too smart. Is it just me on the 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.200 fly or do we need to just make cars a 0:01:58.200 --> 0:01:58.840 little dumber? 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.120 Yes? I agree because I have to argue with my 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.280 car if I'm merging lanes, oh my god, if it 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.240 tries to pull me back into line, it's got that lane. 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.640 It's this thing I argue with my smart TV. It's 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:11.200 so smart. It's like, Hi, Mitch, we suggest you watch Seinfeld. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.240 I'm like, I come to my TV knowing what I 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.040 want to watch. I don't go to a TV going 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.040 what do I want to I know what I'm watching. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.200 It's destination viewing. I go on the streaming. I don't 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:21.400 want you to suggest shows for me. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.200 They never they never get it right. They're like, oh, well, 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.240 because you enjoyed this, you might enjoy that. Nah, way off. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:30.239 It's always such a long bow. Yes, make things dumber, 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.119 I say. 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.440 I'm all for that. Like the trains and shit, remember. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.600 I remember that. You know what I actually thought to myself, 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:37.960 I'm going to go on a train and a bus. 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:40.480 I'm going to hear this and I haven't done it. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.200 I'm not going to do it. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:42.680 I don't know when the change is coming to effect, 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:43.880 because I was on the train the other day and 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.920 they definitely said a light oh really yep, and they 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:47.760 said terminates. 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:50.440 That video went pretty viral and everyone was saying, well, 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.359 you know, English is in everyone's first language, and they're 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:54.040 big English. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:57.200 That's why I'm in favor of dumbing down public transport. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.160 Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know why they were making 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:00.440 out like we were making fun of them. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.760 They were a bit, weren't they. It wasn't our choice, guys, 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:04.960 We're just reading the news exactly. We're just journalists at 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:05.840 the end of the day, it's all we are. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.840 Mitchell speaking of journalists is our third wheel prize keeper Jenna, 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.800 Welcome back by Jenna. Where the fuck have you been. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:13.160 Teaching young people? 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:14.079 How did that guy? 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.000 It went actually really well, like they were they loved me. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.320 If you missed it last week, Jenna was absent because 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:23.160 she was teaching the youth of Australia. Was it media? 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:24.679 What are you teaching them? 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:25.160 Radio? 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.320 There was a school excursion to the radio station and 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.600 Jenna was presenting and I was like, I can't picture it. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.600 I thought she'd get stage fright. But with a panel thing, 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:33.440 so that makes sense. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.720 And there were so many podcast questions and I was 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:40.120 the only one on that panel who got bespoke questions 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:41.200 directed just at me. 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.840 So let's just do a demoment. Why don't we both 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.040 bring a question? Make sure we see how general answers. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.240 I asked you, Actually, what was one of the questions 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.040 you were asked? Because I'm more interested in what your 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.000 fucking answer was. You would have been pulling shit out 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:51.640 of your ass. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:55.120 Oh yeah, how did I get started in radio? You 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:55.720 were brought up? 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:58.560 Oh good, because I was going to say, hmm, I'm 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.720 the one that said to you. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.200 Grew to her at the beginning of the career measure. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.640 I said, Mitchell Coombs, he's a TikToker, and all of 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:05.280 them were like. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.560 Oh yeah, I put her forward for a job that 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:08.120 was going here. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:08.400 Yeah. 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:10.920 Did you Did you get the three thousand dollars referral fee? 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:12.560 I did? Actually? Did you? 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:13.040 Yeah? 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:13.880 I forgot about that. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.720 They give you cash if you refer someone, which is 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:16.919 actually did. 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.599 We Yeah you did, because it's only if you stay 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:21.120 for like over a year. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:24.760 Yeah, don't fucking go anywhere, Jenna, I'm poor. I need 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:25.320 the bonus. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.320 Did you give you the money? 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:29.240 I was supposed to, but they changed the rules by 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:29.640 the time. 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:31.160 I think we ended up splitting it. Did we? 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:31.400 No? 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:32.120 It was yours? 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:33.840 Oh? Did I not give you half? 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:34.839 I didn't want half. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:36.320 Oh that's so nice. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:37.120 Yes, thank you. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:40.360 Did I get brought up No by any of the students. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:41.640 No, none of them. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:45.520 I'll tell you what they found hilarious. You refer to 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.919 yourself as a couple of mitches and they're like, Jenna, 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.440 did you say bitches? 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.080 And I'm like, oh, like bitch, yeah, and I'm like, no, 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:55.040 mitches because that was kind of the point. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:57.640 They thought that was the funniest thing. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:58.640 How old were these people? 0:04:58.720 --> 0:04:59.120 Fifteen? 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:03.960 Okay, that checks out. That's our key demo. That'sum sixteen 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:07.360 years old. They were all like, kudos to you, Jenna. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.719 Time, Jenna, I've actually got a bane to pick with 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.880 you while we're at it. So Mitch and how she 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:17.080 very rarely agrees to social outings. Everything I invited to 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:20.279 she doesn't come. The excuse is get lamer and lamer 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:25.719 every time. So I'm away this weekend in Melbourne, and 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:30.920 guess who Sean is hanging out with one on one Jenna, 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.200 your hanging is Sean. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.000 Sunday afternoon's gonna be fun. 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:34.720 What are you doing? 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.160 We're just grabbing coffee. You're not going to a cafe. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.160 And they're not even waiting until I'm back in Sydney. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:41.960 You didn't think to invite me? 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.000 What do you want to come? 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:45.360 Well, it seems a bit weird. 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:46.839 It's so random. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:49.240 Right when Sean told me, I was like, what you're 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.440 getting Jenna out of the house. You've agreed socializing you, 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:53.560 but not me. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.440 Although Sean and Jenn have a very similar energy, I 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.159 can see how it works. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:05:59.600 Oh, he froths Jenna. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:02.960 Sean. Yeah, you both you both know when to court 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.800 quits early into a night, you both happily. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:08.240 Well, no he doesn't. Actually he's going to get Jenna smashed. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:09.039 Or so where are you going? 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.599 I don't know yet, don't know yet. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:12.839 How do you feel about this, Mitchell? 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:14.760 Well, I was just a bit surprised. I was like, 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.159 what the fuck? She never agrees to plans with me. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:19.800 But as soon as I saw the message from Sean, 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.680 I was like, I have to see Sean. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:23.800 What did he say? 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:26.840 Hey, while the cat's away, the dog will play, mice 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:27.240 will play. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.200 Can you believe it? Behind my back? My boyfriend and 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.200 my friend Shells never reached. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:32.359 Out to me. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.560 But he just likes me better well clearly, and I 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:39.360 like him better. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:39.920 Than either of us than anyone on earth. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:41.039 Anyone. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:45.000 I said to Sean, just hypothetically, if I was in town, 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:46.599 would I have been invited? 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:47.039 Yeah? 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.600 And he goes, oh, yes, of course that goes without saying. 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:51.080 I was like, no, it does and it needs to 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:51.440 be seen. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:53.039 I would have been upset if the three of you 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:56.200 hung out without inviting me, because then that's like that you. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.279 Just like the thrill of rejecting the invite. 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:00.520 No, I wouldn't even have rejected Sundays in my chill day. 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:01.560 Would you like to come with? 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:05.039 That's all the fucking Spice girls bar baby Spice being 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:05.800 invited to. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.280 Didn't that happened? Didn't that happen? 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.680 They did the world too without Victoria denied. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:11.720 I don't want to No, I don't want to be 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:15.760 the Victoria of this podcast. I'm the melb. What does 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.840 that mean? The sassy one, the one we will say 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:23.760 yes to any gig? Yeah, make up lies you one 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.480 that to complete and underlie everything. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:31.200 Yeah, Jenna would be baby. I've always loved that for sure. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:35.320 And Mitchell is sporty, junkie. Spicy theory is excuse the 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:37.480 line of like, girl boy, what's going on? 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:40.120 Very fit, very lean? You might spot it with a 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:41.280 kneel in her arm in the garden. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:46.560 Correct, that's us to a tea. All right, well it 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:48.600 was your first time was sitting. That's a great Tajim 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:51.160 in a nutshell. We start every episode within this is 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.240 just me, something we hate, notice or appreciate. I got 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:54.520 the autom mixed up, but still stands. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:55.120 You put it on. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:58.280 Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitch'es. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.000 That's how it works. It's very easy. Who wants to 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:00.880 kick things off today? 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:05.000 I can mine is I'm really sare today because of 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.600 my agem do? 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:07.200 I want to know? 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.440 No, mind out of a gutter. I'm not a sexual 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:15.480 vulgar person. Why is that so funny the way. 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.040 You put it back on me? Because I just assumed 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.640 you were going to be talking about something sexial later, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:20.040 but it's not. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.240 I'm trying to pull back, pull what back? 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:23.800 It's not sexual. 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:27.800 My boyfriend and his parents all listen to this show now, 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.720 and I need utter respect for them. 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:34.440 Since when as of now, Well, because this mat that 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:35.600 comes out of your mouth. 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.280 I was in a different period of my life, had 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.000 never been single. I was trapped like you. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.240 Much as of last week. This is not something that 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:44.560 you've vanished a while ago. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.680 I don't know what's ever, but I'm trying to pull back. Okay, interesting, 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:51.040 and I want you to akin to the hidden girl. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:55.760 If I'm too sexual, I'll happily pay some sort of Oh. 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.040 Now, we're charging for every time you say something vulgar. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.560 Well, every time I say something disgusting, I'll put excuse 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:04.040 a dollar in the air. I'm talking if I go, 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:07.040 I don't know anal Excuse me? 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.560 So you're banning anal chat? This is interesting. 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:11.120 I'm not. I'm just saying I want to be held 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:12.839 accountable because sometimes I just sen back and I go, 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:13.960 jesus it a bit much. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.200 It does seem to come out of nowhere. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.679 No, I have quite good control of that count. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:24.560 Excuse me. You're going to start telling this one? Yeah, yeah, okay, 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.600 Well my agem is about one of your favorite topics 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:28.240 of all time. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:33.800 Yeah, fast food. Well not really anymore. I'm kind of nah. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.760 I'm going to say, David ridiculous, such a lie. 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:38.520 Well, ours are real pole opposites. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:39.520 Okay, Well you go first. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.400 I'll go first, and then and you can hit us up. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:42.040 Sure, let us go. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:48.160 Here we go, go, Bradley, Is it just me? Are 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:49.520 you also in your pilarates era. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.640 Well, yes, i am. I've made no secret of that. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.160 You're out of your parlarties. But no, no, you both 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.520 are out of it, and you also you're out of it. Yeah, 0:09:58.559 --> 0:09:59.920 you guys had your pilarates era. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:01.360 No, I'm in my pilates there. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.840 Yeah, I'm still going You don't talk about it, well, 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.200 because it's possible to do something without making it your 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.720 whole personality. I don't talk about I'm. 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.600 Going to have to write that down. I'm not across 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.000 that being something people do doing. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:12.959 The cakes three challenge? 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.840 Who the cakes three challenge? Shit, I've been doing that 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:17.240 every day of my life. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:18.320 Crump every morning. 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:19.480 Pillarti's challenge? 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:20.520 What is it? Entail? 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:22.560 Just doing four classes a week? 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.559 Well, I'm doing two to start. Wait what yeah, I've 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:29.000 signed I'm a polaratees boy. Oh I've done three this 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.680 week and I am. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.480 Remember we did hobby Hunts and I was trying to 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:35.040 convert you into your pilates here and you were like, nah, 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:35.640 not for me. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.360 But if I did it too close to that, then 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.720 you've got the gratification of winning. I'm still taking I 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.840 needed to pull Well, you got me into bar. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.640 Yeah, you're right. There is a bit of a difference because. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.720 Bar Polartis, you can explain, is when you stand at 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:48.240 the bar, Well. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.360 That's part of it. It's very similar to a Matt 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.480 Pillarti's class, but it incorporates elements of ballet with the 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.400 plia's and shit, which are great for your leg strength. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.080 And you stand in front of the mirror and you've 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.280 got the balls and the pads and everything. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.640 That's only a ortioned of the class. All that ballet 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:03.319 related ship. A lot of it is just down in 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:04.679 the Matt standard pilarates. Right. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.400 Well, I'm doing reformer polarates you would. Yeah, it's on 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:08.679 the bed. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.920 Yeah, oh my god, I went. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.440 I went into the first class with my mum and 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.560 I'm paying full price. In life Polartis, is it like 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.439 I think people is like at this clubs everywhere? Do 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:19.640 you know what did you do that one? In life? 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:19.720 No? 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:20.679 I do KX. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.200 Okay, I'm a scout girl, you know, all right, so 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:26.920 scout in life KKX. I think I've watched some porno. 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:28.400 She goes to KKK Pilardi. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.280 Yeah, general bold choice there, mate, I'm been telling anyone 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.160 of that, right, So you've been to your first class already. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:35.400 I've been to two classes already. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.839 I did one yesterday, and did one yesterday and did 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.880 one on Tuesday, and oh my god, I love it. 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:41.760 But I was doing the. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.160 Class and I walk in. First of all, you should 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.240 have told me, Mitchell that it's all middle aged women, 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:50.440 not always that add in life. All women, and oh 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:54.040 my god, my key demographic. I kill in this Polarates class. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.280 Every gag lands. They love you. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.719 You're making gags in a Polaritates class. How annoying? You 0:11:58.840 --> 0:11:59.000 know me? 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.439 I get one laugh and I'm rolled up. I'm like 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.240 a woody toilet. They pull my string and I go. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:04.559 One day you'll get a laugh here. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.440 Yeah, I know. I've been trying. And I walk in 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.480 and I'm with my mum. Michelle does the class too, 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.240 so it's like, yeah, mother and son and I walk 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:13.720 in and they put you down on the bed and 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.720 she sort of goes. My instructor goes, we will go 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:18.560 slow because you've never done this before in the machine, 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:19.920 and I said, I've done a bar class. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.240 Yeah please at hot Polarates. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:22.680 Yes. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.480 So for those who don't know, reformer Politis is the 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:26.520 one with the bed the machine you lay down it. It's 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.920 got the spring. Yeah, and you use that it's resistant, yes, correct, Yeah, 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.920 it looks more intimidating than it is, to be honest. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:33.960 Well, there's about four sets of springs Jenna, right, they 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.960 are all different colors and like green is easy, yellows, medium, reds. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.760 Yeah. Purpose, if you're depending on the exercise, I'd say, 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.960 all right, two red springs for this making it heavvier, 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:43.720 one yellow spring that makes it lighter. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:45.719 Correct. So she's like, you know, Mitch, if you want 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.040 to go yellow, go yellow. M No, I've got muscles 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:49.520 like I feel like I can do it. I did it. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:53.200 Oh boy, I was quivering. Yeah, muscles that I did 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.760 not even know existed. You know what hurts today? The 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:59.520 skin between my nostrils. When the funck was that used 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:00.719 in pola, you. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.080 Must have been tense and not My eyebrows. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.640 Are all a muscle that he's like connecting my elbow 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:06.560 to my groin muscle. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.360 How did I use that? They say, that's what pilarates 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.920 and bar are good for. It's like targeting muscles that 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:14.920 are very hard to reach in any other sort of exercise. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:16.160 That's what they said. Then a lot of the old 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.160 biddies were like, you know it's good for balance when 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.600 you get to sixty plus, because you know, they don't 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:22.679 want to be fit or strong necessarily, they just want 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:24.440 to have their muscles ready to go in case they 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.160 topple over. 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.240 My balance is barely improved and I've been going for 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:29.040 over a year. That's my weakness. 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.280 Well, I was going to give you the clout. I 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.600 was there and we got talking and before the session, 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:34.640 and I said, oh, you know, one of my best 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.640 friends in my podcast, co host Mitchell Coombs, has done 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:38.480 pilartis for a year in a bit and he's so toned. 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:40.760 And someblody went, oh, I know Mitchell Combs. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.880 He looks amazing. Oh she said, she say that, Yeah 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:45.319 she did. God love it. What's the name? 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:46.800 I don't know, but she said she got a psychic 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:47.800 reading from you, but a year ago. 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:48.600 I love it. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.880 No, she did compliment you a shit she knows anywhere anyway, 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.040 So I did the polaratees class. I was sweating my 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:56.920 tits off, like because it was a warm room. They've 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.880 got infrared lights but they weren't on. But you can 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.840 do it anyway. So the end of the whole session, 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.240 I thought I did really well, the instructor comes up 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:04.560 to me. All the ladies are kind of we're all 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:07.000 on our back. We just finished our final stretch, all 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:08.360 on her back. She comes up to me, taps you 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.960 on the shoulder and goes, you did really well, Mitch. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.120 You know, we're happy to have you in the family. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.760 I'm really excited to be She goes, just reminder, wipe 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.079 down your machine. At the end of views. It gives 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.679 me a sanitary wipe, like a wet deat ole wipe, 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.760 puts it in my hand. I oh, that's nice. As 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.680 I sit up to clean my machine, She's given no 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:27.920 one else as sanitary wipe. Not one woman in that 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.320 room has a sanitary wipe. She gives it to me. 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.400 But isn't that pretty standard as far as my plate 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:35.800 studio goes, everyone has to wipe down their equipment afterwards. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:37.680 Maybe everyone had already done it because they're in the 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:38.320 routine of it. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:39.960 Oh, I don't know. Maybe I was down there too, 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:40.840 I'm trying to recover. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.920 Maybe you were just that sweaty that She's like, fuck, 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.600 Marona a stain. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.440 You know when someone dies in a n CIS episode 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.480 and they draw their outline with chalk That's what it 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.160 looked like on the black mat. It was just like 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.960 a heat lamp in the Predator movies. How it's like 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.280 a red outline. That's what it looks like. So I'm like, yeah, 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.560 cleaning this fake nylon pad. No one else was doing it. 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:03.440 I was mortified. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:05.200 The real question is had to feel the next day, 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.280 because I don't reckon pilarates makes you saw that day, 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:08.480 but when you wake up. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.440 Oh, Mitchell, I'm so sore. I'm so like I might've 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.040 been joking, really really sore. It actually gave me a 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:17.640 newfound respect for bottoms. My legs up in that air 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.320 like that, pulled backward stretched. 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:21.840 It has been helpful in that area. Have you improved? 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:25.080 Oh yeah, good fish wants notice I have become more nimble. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.400 Oh my god. Write that down for brunch. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:30.720 Care talking points the case it sucks the conversation. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.640 Yeah, I'm not joking. I had my ankle strapped up 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.280 up in the air. It's like free circh deslay for 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.280 Nancy sitting in front of me. She's got cataracts so 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.480 she couldn't see shit, and my legs were so high 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:42.920 up I didn't realize my hamstrings could stretch that far. 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.440 Yeah, incredible, like genuinely really good. So text even you 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.800 need to do parties. Let's get your friend. Mixed feelings 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:53.160 about your Pilarates era. Oh why. On the one hand, 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:57.520 I'm kind of taking credit for influencing you. I'm like, oh, okay, 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:01.560 do you eventually took my recommendation? But then I'm also like, fucked, man, 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.320 you have to copy everything I do? Oh cop, I 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:07.560 knew you were going to steal my walking era and 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.320 go with your dumb bitch Water hotel. 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.040 It's very big as a movement. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.240 Now you've come from a pilates I've said it once, 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:15.720 I say it again. Next up, it's going to be 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.080 you're getting a fucking push bite because you're so jealous. 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.200 You're so jealous and you always have been. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.720 No, I'm not darh and are you ready for my shows? 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:27.640 I'm coming. I'm coming. Order off a Duck's pant you're 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:28.240 listening to? 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:29.680 Is it just me? 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:31.640 You're listening? 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:35.720 You're on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five star? 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:39.800 All right? Coming up in episode two twelve, which is 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:43.440 coming out on Wednesday, we're doing tour back things and 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:46.880 a mispronunciation two Injem Staples. 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.480 You just go our bread and butter. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:49.920 I know, I love it. 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:52.080 Kind of reminds me of the early days doing the podcast. 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:53.760 I know, right, it is a bit like that. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:56.440 You broke you any students. Now we're on the top 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:57.320 one percent at. 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.720 This one's actually two in one, is it? It's a 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.200 miss pronunciation on talkback radio? 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:02.800 Really? 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:03.560 Yes? 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:04.600 How good. 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.800 I've gotten back into listening to talk back radio. When 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:08.919 I leave my night show, like ten ten thirty at night, 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:10.800 that's when the good shit has Oh my god, it's 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:13.120 so unhinged. I know, it's so unhinged. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:15.160 Well, make sure you start writing down the time, Sam 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.359 bring it in. I want to hear the unhinged shit. Okay, 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:20.639 al right, I will. Also on Wednesday, I'm going to 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.680 be revealing to you what Sewn got me for our 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:24.840 two year anniversary. 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.440 Oh and for now, let. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.640 Me just tell you this. He fucking nailed it. Oh 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.280 my god, it's the best gift ever. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.240 I remember the first gift he brought you for the 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.400 first year anniversary. It was like it was a song 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:38.760 was a Lover by Taylor Swift. 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.040 It was like, no, that's what I did for him. 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:42.560 I remember that was cute. 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:42.880 Yeah. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:44.480 Oh two years. 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:46.520 That's two years, can you believe? Not till June? But 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:47.680 he's given it to me a bit early. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:48.439 Very sweet. 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:51.800 You feel free to hit me with guesses about what 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:53.439 it could be, because I'm just telling you it's the 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:54.280 perfect gift for me. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:56.440 I can't think, Oh, perfect gift. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:57.480 It's a dream come true. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.400 But could he get zen X without a prescription? That's 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.119 what I don't know if you'll be able to get it. 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:03.720 If anything I need up has made I don't need 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.399 so dopey, I don't know what the perfect gift for 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.960 you would be. Like a bike seat, I've got one. 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:13.160 I've got a seat on a. 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:18.600 Cat scratcher for Isabella something, Oh the new updated what's 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:20.240 the bubbly thing called soda stream? 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:23.199 No, you're not even getting warmer. I'll just I'll tell 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:26.639 you on Wednesday. I might start a speculation thread in 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:29.240 the Facebook group because maybe our idiots know me so 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:30.960 well that they know what the president. 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:32.800 I'm sure they will. Okay, that's come up. 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:33.960 Any guesses from you. 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:37.280 Jenna know, I'm going to guess like a yoga mat. 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:41.560 No, a bagg poacher, I've got one of those two. 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:42.840 A slow cooker. 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:46.800 No, you're not even warm. I'll tell you on Wednesday. Okay, 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:51.280 I'll tell you, but I'm very exciting radio station. Oh 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:54.760 my god, Sean has brought you the SCA network. He 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:56.400 has worked, he got it. 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:59.399 On special new owner of WS, my new boss. 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:01.960 Oh my god, Sewn you imagine that Sean purchased your 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:03.080 regional radio station. 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:07.000 No, not quite all closer. We're somehow that's warm of 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:11.359 an egg poachry weirdly, Yes, that is well, it'll make sense. 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:13.199 I reckon. Jenna's going to be jealous as fuck. That's 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.200 another clue. But now I'm not giving too much away. 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:16.360 I'll tell you a Wednesday. 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:17.960 The Mcloud's daughter's ranch. 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:21.560 Is that it? 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:22.040 Oh? 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:22.520 I got it? 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:24.119 I say, wait, I've got it. 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:27.200 I state the Airbnb of the McLoud daughter's range. 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:28.879 Okay, you don't have to wait till Wednesday anymore. I 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:32.159 guess you would get you abating us. Jenna knows me 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:34.680 so well. Oh my god, you're going to work together. 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:36.600 There were you pulling out the ranch. 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:39.000 Look, oh my god, Jenna, this is the card he 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:39.520 gave me. 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:42.040 No wait wait, why so why is he blinding the 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.320 load so early? Why is he blind? Why is he 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:46.600 giving it to you? Months out of the anniversary because we. 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:49.399 Were organizing our accommodation quick plug. I'm doing a comedy 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.520 show in Adelaide straight after Darwin, and so when we 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.440 go to Adelaide, we're spending like a week there, and 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:57.479 before we booked flights in accommodation and shit, he had 0:19:57.520 --> 0:19:59.480 to tell me this because one of the nights will 0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:04.040 be at fucking Drivers Run, the property they film Mcloud's daughters. 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:07.480 Happy second anniversary. We're having a gorgeous trip too. And 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:08.760 then the front picture is the. 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:11.720 Mcloud's death falling off the gorge, which I get the joke. 0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:15.639 Historic King for the Barossa AKA drove his run. So 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:18.440 the property where they film Mcloud's daughter's Mine and Jenna's 0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:22.040 favorite fucking show of all time from when we were kids. 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:25.480 So they've done it up into like this gorgeous wedding 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:28.280 venue and accommodation and stuff, and we're spending the night there. 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:29.240 Isn't that fun? 0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:31.320 This is my love language. I don't even watch the 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:34.919 fucking show, but i'd cry, Oh, Sean, what did you 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:35.360 get him? 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:37.120 I haven't got him anyth yet because it's not till 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:39.800 June thirty. Well, he's pre planned this well, yeah, because 0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:41.800 it's happening. You had to tell me in advance. I 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:43.520 get you because we didn't double book accommodation. 0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:45.560 You don't break that man down, you get him something 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:46.040 real good. 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:48.720 Of course I will. All right, Well, I don't know 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:50.960 what the fuck we're doing on Wednesday anymore. I will 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:51.520 make it work. 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:52.920 Stress. 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:56.200 He deserves boyfriend of the Year, does he not taking 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:58.879 me to the fucking Mcloud's daughter's house. It'd be like, 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:00.280 I don't know what's your favorite show? 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:01.359 Thirty Rock? 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:02.480 Yeah, going to thirty Rock. 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:04.360 I don't know if you can stay over night there, 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:07.360 but you can sleep out the front. I'm sure it's 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:10.280 real nice. I can't wait. I imagine being able to 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:12.159 watch Mclouds daughters in the future and being like a 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:13.920 fucked in that room. 0:21:14.080 --> 0:21:16.240 That was my next question. Are you going to be 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:19.600 able to bring yourself to have sex in Mcloud's daughter's room? 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:23.280 I mean bring myself? Well, I mean it's sacred, not really, 0:21:23.480 --> 0:21:25.920 that's it's beautiful. They've done it up now. It's way 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:28.639 nicer than it was on the show. If you're a devout. 0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:30.359 Catholic and you finally got the Vatican, you can'd of 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:34.320 be like I can't fuck you you think, no, not 0:21:34.400 --> 0:21:36.640 all the chefs at Master Chef trying to get on 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:38.880 to that show. They finally get to the Master Chef sharehouse, 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:39.880 going to root there. 0:21:41.480 --> 0:21:42.720 Okay, I get that. 0:21:43.240 --> 0:21:44.960 I don't understand your point at all. I just think 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:45.680 it's so sacred. 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:46.720 Do you want to ruin those memories? 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:48.480 You just say, I've done it? Why wouldn't it? 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:48.800 Okay? 0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:49.080 True? 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:50.840 Is there a famous sex scene in the show that 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:53.120 you can create no recreate? 0:21:54.000 --> 0:21:55.639 They were all straight, so I wouldn't have thought so, 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:59.159 oh shit, I can't believe you would surprise my guessing 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:00.840 at gener I get you to knows me that. Well, 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.920 I can't believe I started with egg poacher jealous? Anyway? 0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:06.240 Should I hit you with my as? 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:07.840 It just mean I'm ready for it? Yes, let's go. 0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:10.720 Is it just me? 0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:15.280 Whatever happened to a good medium sized meal? 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:17.399 Oh that's a good point. 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:21.280 Maccas still do the medium size obviously, that's my favorite. 0:22:21.760 --> 0:22:24.560 I think the fucking Macas medium cups are so fucking cute, 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:26.280 aren't they? Really? They're my favorite. 0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:27.960 Well, I used to get a medium because I was 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:29.919 afraid of getting a large, because it insinuated that I 0:22:29.960 --> 0:22:30.520 was a big boy. 0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:33.200 I don't even know if I could stomach a large honestly. 0:22:33.000 --> 0:22:36.200 Really, I could pump a large easily. A large drink 0:22:36.240 --> 0:22:37.639 is my favorite sized drink cause I can just get 0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:38.320 through that whole thing. 0:22:38.359 --> 0:22:40.399 I love it, Nah, but then it gets all weird 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:43.240 with the ice at the bottom. It gets a watery 0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:45.879 because it takes me ages. But I love a fucking 0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:48.440 medium sized meal. And I feel like they're not really 0:22:48.480 --> 0:22:51.359 an option anymore. Obviously at maccas they still are. Yeah, 0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:53.600 but I haven't been a macazine forever. I'm more of 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:56.920 a these days. I frequent like a porter, yea, a 0:22:57.000 --> 0:23:00.600 Galla red Rooster Subway. They're probably my main four players. 0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:03.600 None of them have a medium sized option. It's just 0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:07.719 regular or large, really, And there's something psychological about like 0:23:08.240 --> 0:23:09.840 medium feels like a happy middle ground. 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:13.600 I agree, Medium also feels like kind of sexy. Medium 0:23:13.640 --> 0:23:15.680 feels like, oh, it's a bit cunty. It's oh, I'm 0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:18.639 a medium. You know, I'm not a baby. I'm not 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:21.159 a big man who has a large. I'm a dainty 0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:21.800 little girl. 0:23:23.160 --> 0:23:26.160 And even though a regular sized chips at a Porto, 0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:29.639 for example, they're probably bigger than a medium Macus chips, 0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:33.160 but I still feel like, ah, it's the smallest option. Yes, 0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:35.159 I want the middle ground. I love a medium. 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:36.520 Oh I'm with you. Where else can you get a 0:23:36.520 --> 0:23:38.440 medium that's a good point, Like the. 0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:43.960 Donut kingson macis decay cedy medium yeah, KFC wood Hungry 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:46.080 Jacks too as well, Yeah, hungry jacks. But most of 0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:48.320 the ones I go to do not. I just feel 0:23:48.359 --> 0:23:50.879 like medium size is my go to in every sense, 0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:53.240 Like even if i'm buying someone. Remember the time I 0:23:53.240 --> 0:23:56.119 bought General Jumper for a birthday and I was like, oh, 0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:57.920 I think she's a small, but we'll go a medium 0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:00.480 to be safe. I fucking froth. A medium I always 0:24:00.480 --> 0:24:02.480 got it's the safest choice in everything. 0:24:02.560 --> 0:24:05.680 You've always loved mediums, the sizes, the meals, Patricia Quet, 0:24:05.840 --> 0:24:09.040 the psychics, Yes, of course the medium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mediums. 0:24:09.520 --> 0:24:11.639 I've never been a medium boy, to be honest, Like 0:24:11.680 --> 0:24:14.000 even in size, yeah. 0:24:13.880 --> 0:24:15.880 I mean that's really what I wish. They'd have been lovely. 0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:18.440 Even as a child when I was born double Excel 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:22.639 baby seed Jumper, I didn't get a meetium, but I mate, 0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:24.120 I never went meetium when I was a kid. I'd 0:24:24.119 --> 0:24:27.119 get small small, small, and I distinctly remember the jump 0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:30.320 from happy meal to like a large sized meal. 0:24:30.680 --> 0:24:33.160 Really you didn't go to medium because my graduation from 0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:35.480 happy meal was medium chicken meal. 0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:38.040 Oh mine was small quarter pound of meal. And I 0:24:38.040 --> 0:24:40.040 could never get large because my dad would get large. 0:24:40.040 --> 0:24:41.840 So in my mind, dad ate more than me. I'm 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:43.480 the kid. I don't need as much as Dad. 0:24:44.440 --> 0:24:45.600 I would do the same. 0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:48.080 Yeah, so I'd always get a small quarter pound of meal. 0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:50.320 And my parents love them. But I was on the 0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:53.679 lemon dtox diet at twelve. My parents diet culture. So 0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:55.720 if I ever had the hide to order a medium 0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:57.320 McDonald's meal, I'd be shamed. 0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.240 But do you remember McDonald's trying to trick you into 0:24:59.240 --> 0:25:01.920 thinking that and McChicken meal was healthy because that has 0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:04.639 the Heart Foundation tick. It's on the fly. What the 0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:06.080 fuck up at the Heart Foundation tip? 0:25:06.160 --> 0:25:08.400 I think they're still ticking things, but it's just very hard. 0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:10.600 No, you have to pay to get it on your 0:25:11.119 --> 0:25:12.280 on your It needs to be. 0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:14.520 Quite a flex. Really, we've got the Heart Foundation tick. 0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:17.520 I'm a medium Friday at macchets. It's good for your heart. 0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:19.480 Jenner. I don't think you were a fast food kid. 0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:21.919 Your mom strikes me as someone who is completely against 0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:22.400 fast food. 0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:24.800 No know, every Friday we'd go to McDonald's. 0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:27.520 Oh the Friday take away tradition. So many families had that. 0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:29.679 Really my favorite thing after school. 0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:33.159 Straight after school we'd go to macas really and so 0:25:33.280 --> 0:25:33.920 many good. 0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:38.240 We had Thursday night kebab night. Oh yeah, because my Thursday, 0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:41.320 because it was late night shopping. Oh yeah, so all 0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:43.680 the food courts would say open late and Mum would 0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:45.920 love to go shopping. We'd go shopping after school and 0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:47.760 we'd got a Best and lesson. Right next door was 0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:50.360 Kenny's Kebabs and they had a salmonella scare and Mum 0:25:50.400 --> 0:25:52.400 was distraught that we'd all get salmonella because we lived 0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:54.440 off Kenny's Kebabs and he went to prison I think 0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:59.040 for money laundering. But killer donn a kebab, lamb and chicken. 0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:01.320 It was brilliant random thought. 0:26:01.359 --> 0:26:04.560 Going back to the clothing thing, the clothing sizes. Oh yeah, 0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:10.320 so if there was an extra medium size shirt in 0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:12.919 the same way that you've got extra small and extra large, 0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:17.000 would the extra medium shirt be bigger than a medium 0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:21.080 or smaller than a medium. Oh, it'd be bigger because large, 0:26:21.359 --> 0:26:25.919 extra large, but then extra small. To me, the image 0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:28.000 that conjures up in my brain, extra medium is like 0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:29.480 extra snug, extra tight. 0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:33.600 Oh my god, you're right, extra medium wouldn't be extra medium, 0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:34.160 it'd be. 0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:35.800 Then it could be. Now that you've said that, that 0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.880 sounds corrected as well, like extra medium, extra give extra room. 0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:42.720 Now I hear it as like extra medium, like extra medium, 0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:46.439 oh extra because medium is not big medium standards, So 0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:49.200 it's extra standard, extra medium. It's a little tighter. 0:26:50.720 --> 0:26:52.920 Because extra could go either way, couldn't. 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:54.400 It has changed. 0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:58.040 I can't do you want to give us either? 0:26:58.640 --> 0:27:00.520 Well, you know I've just. 0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:04.120 Read Jenny, you're browsing through the rack. Yeah, extra small small? 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:06.919 Does it go before medium or after medium? 0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:10.400 It makes sense if it's medium, then extra medium and. 0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:12.360 Then large extra large. Yeah it does. That's exactly right. 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:15.119 It's got to go before. It's got to go before before. Yeah. 0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:16.960 So you think it's smaller than medium, Yeah I do. 0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:17.640 I still do. 0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:22.000 I can't decide. It's so it's such a mind fight. 0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:24.240 But also, who's going to fit into an extra medium shirt? 0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:26.679 Who's gonna want to admit something being an extra smalls 0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:28.920 like we get a twink being an extra large is 0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:31.600 like okay, bear Daddy, but an extra do. 0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:33.520 I can rock an extra large sometimes because I'm like 0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:34.480 an oversize number. 0:27:34.560 --> 0:27:36.960 Yeah yeah, yeah, I can do a double excel and 0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:38.399 and I'm film real comfy, you know. 0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:41.080 But then I feel like if I got an extra medium, 0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:44.639 I would be wanting extra room, Like, oh, they actually 0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:46.159 run a bit tight, So I'll go the side up 0:27:46.280 --> 0:27:47.160 an extra medium. 0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:49.119 What if it was just a medium that had like 0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:51.280 a little zip that you'd zip down and it would 0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:54.080 give it'd give you like an extra inch, you know, 0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:55.720 so it was kind of like an extra flap that 0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:56.440 you could open. 0:27:56.240 --> 0:27:57.639 All like that thing on the suit case where you 0:27:57.680 --> 0:27:59.400 unzip it to make it just a bit more. 0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:00.359 Is just on the fly. 0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:01.240 Do we need more of those? 0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:05.199 I don't know, Like an extra incher, I'd kill for that. 0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:09.240 My brain's still tripping out about this extra medium. 0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:11.800 Listen. I'm not a fucking medium, so I don't care. 0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:14.080 It doesn't bother me. I'm always at one. It's never 0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:15.840 going to be in an extra medium, whether it's smaller 0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:18.000 or topically, it's never gonna be my target demo, so 0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:21.040 I do not. Maybe it's a sock, a nice little 0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:25.280 necker chief. 0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:27.119 Is it just me? 0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:30.040 The rude shocks of young adults food? 0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:30.560 Now? 0:28:30.720 --> 0:28:33.160 Who wants to hear some good news? Oh yeah, yes, 0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:37.880 so very exciting. Officially, idiots, we now have brand new 0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:41.880 merch on sale. Oh my god. And how satisfying is this? 0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:44.920 No linking bio shit. Just go to a couple of 0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:47.640 mitches dot com dot au. Yeah, that's gonna have all 0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:48.440 our new merch on it. 0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.400 A couple of mitches dot com dot au. 0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:54.800 Before anyone fucking asks, No, no rash best yet, they'll 0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:57.280 come later. It's fucking winter, no, but they will. 0:28:57.400 --> 0:28:59.520 Sun safety important all year round. 0:28:59.720 --> 0:29:00.920 Yeah, of course I agree. 0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:02.640 But I don't think anyone's going swimming now, aren't they? 0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:04.640 No, no one's going swimming now. I've got the laptop 0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:05.920 in front of me. I'm going to the website. 0:29:06.040 --> 0:29:07.680 Oh my god, I haven't seen it yet. 0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:08.520 Oh gorgeous. 0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:10.240 So here's how it's going to work. We've got a 0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:13.800 couple of different ranges of clothing items like different designs, 0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:15.959 and you can put that design on I don't know, 0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:19.760 a hoodie, a shirt, a long sleeve shirt, a crew neck, 0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:21.680 even drink bottles and shit, whatever you like. 0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:24.040 So we've got all cheeries come up with his own range. 0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:27.400 This is his baby, correct, So we're kind of again competing. 0:29:27.400 --> 0:29:29.400 We've done it before. Yeah, you had the stress ball 0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:30.680 in the original merch line. 0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:33.040 Because we were fighting over what to put on the jumpers, 0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:34.800 and then I was like, let's just fucking do both. 0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:36.840 Yeah, So this year we've both come up with our 0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:40.280 own design. The jury design is I like to call 0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:43.920 the I'm with idiot range YEP, it is for our audience. 0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:44.320 The idiots. 0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:46.640 You know that classic shirt that says I'm with idiot. 0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:48.600 No, it's like I'm with stupid, and it's got an 0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:50.800 arrow pointing to the right or something so that whoever 0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:52.520 you're standing next to you're calling him stupid. 0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:54.600 Yes, well you listening are a big old idiot for 0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:56.800 listening to this show. So the shirt says I'm with idiot. 0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:59.200 The arrow points up to you. 0:29:58.880 --> 0:29:59.920 Because you're the idiot. 0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:00.760 You're the idiot. 0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:02.920 But people are going to go, oh, that's self deprecating. 0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:04.240 You go, no, no, no, it's. 0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:06.600 This idiot pride. 0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:08.239 So you can get that in a sweatshirt, you can 0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:09.400 get that in a hoodie. You can get that a 0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:10.640 long sleeve or a T shirt. 0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:15.360 There's different colors as well. My design, which chery tried 0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:17.480 to veto even though it took me quite a while 0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:21.120 to put it together. I know we can't officially call 0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:25.680 it an ear as to it design because copyright Taylor Swift, 0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:28.040 but we all know the ear is to emerge where 0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:31.080 it's got different photos of her in little boxes from 0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:33.920 over the years, Taylor Swift all that different areas well. 0:30:33.920 --> 0:30:35.720 It turns out we've had quite a few fucking ears. 0:30:35.720 --> 0:30:38.360 We've been going for five years now. I went through 0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:40.480 and I was like, we've actually got a lot of 0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:43.960 photo shoots that we've done eight during our five years. 0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:48.080 So we've got a five year anniversary collection and so 0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:50.560 it looks just like the Ears to a design, but 0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:56.520 it isn't the blonde, nondescript pop star. And you can 0:30:56.640 --> 0:30:59.840 get the ears to a design on the shirt, different colors, 0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:03.120 like I said, jumpers, whatever you want, even drink bottles, 0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:04.880 coffee marks, things like that. 0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:05.520 That's cool. 0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:08.000 And then we've got a few little extras. We've also 0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.240 got this year's artwork on a shirt whatever you want. 0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:11.840 If you don't like either of them, the I'm with 0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.800 idiot or the five year anniversary years to a bloody range. 0:31:15.160 --> 0:31:16.760 We've also just got this year's artwork. 0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:18.440 You can just get us on a T shirt. 0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:20.800 Yea. And as well as that, we've got a few extras. 0:31:20.840 --> 0:31:23.560 You can buy a Totally tope back, you can buy 0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:28.600 a beanie and guess what what. You can buy your 0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:34.280 own copy of the Mona Jenna on a poster, just 0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:36.360 like our artwork in the background of the loop. You've 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:39.200 got the Mona Jenna. You can have your own Mona Jenna. 0:31:39.320 --> 0:31:41.400 Now, I will say, when you see this, this isn't 0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:44.280 just a piece of paper. This is a high glass 0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:46.640 custom poster. This is like we wanted to work with 0:31:46.680 --> 0:31:48.600 the team that did all the movie posters in Hollywood. 0:31:48.840 --> 0:31:53.640 This is top end, glossy mi movie poster material. 0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:55.600 But I have to say to them, so it's true 0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:58.000 to life. The Mona Lisa is famously quite fucking tiny. 0:31:58.040 --> 0:31:59.640 I was like, you're gonna make it not the biggest poster, 0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:02.400 just like a modal exercize little poster. 0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:04.640 Correct. Now, I will say, also, the Totally Tote bag 0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:06.880 is a new range. The Totally tote bags you get 0:32:06.880 --> 0:32:09.040 for being on the show different to this. They're limited edition. 0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.080 Yeah I shouldn't say this, but the ones you can 0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:13.400 buy they're the. 0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:15.520 Povo tope bag standard totes. 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:17.720 The premium one you can only win with us. That's 0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:20.760 got the yellow handles and the zipper. It's the delute. 0:32:20.840 --> 0:32:23.320 It's nice tope bag, so you can only win those. 0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:25.120 But if you want to buy Povo one, just the 0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.160 normal white type bag with the same design on it, 0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:27.920 go for gold. 0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:29.920 They're cotton. They're really cute. They're the totally toba. 0:32:30.040 --> 0:32:31.560 Are we forgetting anything? We've got the Iron with you 0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:34.480 to get range the ear is tour inspired rain and 0:32:35.960 --> 0:32:38.240 and then the twenty twenty four artwork Range Correct. 0:32:38.240 --> 0:32:40.320 But also as a part of the standard, you know, 0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:42.680 new line merch, we've got the iGEM beanie which has 0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:44.400 the little log on the bean on the extra yet 0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:46.000 one of the pompom beanie, so you got the standard 0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:48.000 than the one with the pompong, which is really cute. 0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:49.880 The drink bottle of the thermos. It's all there. 0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:51.640 Yep. So they head to a couple of mitches dot 0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:54.400 com dot au have a little browse at whatever merch 0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:55.200 you'd like to pick. 0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:58.240 Yeah, and this one isn't as a stressful, oh my god, 0:32:58.320 --> 0:32:59.840 order you've got a week before we're going to close. 0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:03.120 It's not like a pre order situation. Once you order it, 0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:04.800 it'll be out to you within I don't want to 0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:06.480 make a guarantee and say within a week, but I 0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:07.000 would assume. 0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:07.200 So. 0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:09.240 Yeah, we were very early. 0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.400 Into the merch world last time. So but this time 0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:12.200 that was a pre order. 0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:13.600 You had to get your orders in and then it'd 0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:14.920 be sent to you a month later. No, no of 0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:15.960 that shit. You can just buy it. 0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:18.040 Also, go and perv on the website. It's gorgeous. A 0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:19.240 couple of miches dot com get it. 0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:21.000 In the Green Job, we worked with a company and 0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:22.480 Mitch and I had to arm wrestle with them a 0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:26.280 little bit because we were like dull. The prices were 0:33:26.280 --> 0:33:30.120 a bit expensive, and so we decided, because we're such 0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:34.120 good people, we decided we would rather make less money 0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:35.920 if it meant that people can actually buy them, because 0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:37.960 they were quite expensive. So we've put the prices down 0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:38.360 on things. 0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:40.800 Well, if you'll have a look, it's all the items 0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:43.520 are very high quality, the very premium. The website's top notch. 0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:44.560 That oh it's good shit. 0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:45.880 Oh yeah, but that mean the merch had to be 0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:49.160 more expensive. We got our cost down so it's there's 0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:49.640 not much. 0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:51.880 Very generous but we got your back in it, don't worry. 0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:52.600 Yeah, we love you. 0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:53.880 That post is beautiful. 0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:57.600 The post is so dumb. We should even do like some. 0:33:57.680 --> 0:33:59.920 If Jenna wants to sign one, we could do one 0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:02.360 as a giveaway the first one side. Oh yeah, does 0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:02.760 that work? 0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.640 I don't know how that would that be smug as 0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:06.520 our price key, but to send out sign posts of 0:34:06.560 --> 0:34:07.640 herself as prizing. 0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:09.799 Also, I love that we're not signing them. 0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:12.239 It's gestures. Yeah, I mean we're good, So why would 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:14.279 we sign Vinci like we made? 0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:19.040 That's true, You're I'm Vincy and you're the mon of Jenna. 0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:21.719 Anyway, it's taken us quite a bit of fucking work 0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:23.799 back in to pull this all together. It has so 0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:26.800 it's finally here, the brand new merch website, couple of mitches, 0:34:26.840 --> 0:34:27.960 dot com, dot get go. Have a look. 0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:29.200 Yeah, and we love you. And you know what, buying 0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:31.440 the merch supports us. We put on the show for free. 0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:34.640 We love doing the show. Few idiots and we're still 0:34:34.680 --> 0:34:36.680 going six She's strong and the merch is a sign. 0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:37.360 Of five years. 0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:42.280 Six seasons correct? Five years? Yeah it's August, isn't it October? 0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:44.239 That's these three Okay, oh no, no, Mom meant the 0:34:44.280 --> 0:34:47.360 month now. Yeah, fucking I was having a march straight. 0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:49.720 I'm okay, okay, good. I just saw the original prices 0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:51.080 and I had it freak out and my brain melted. 0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:52.919 Anyway, have fun shopping, you to get correct, to enjoy 0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:55.880 the shops. That's enough of these two. 0:34:56.040 --> 0:34:59.640 Now let's hear and is it just you? Yeah, you 0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:01.200 can get in touch with us in the DMS a 0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:03.560 couple of inches. Slide right in with a question of. 0:35:03.560 --> 0:35:06.120 Your own or a story of your own, anything that's 0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:07.440 on your mind and you want to get it off 0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:09.560 your tits. We'd love to hear. You can also send 0:35:09.640 --> 0:35:10.840 us a text on this number. 0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:27.040 Oh fo to nine A two zero two nine. 0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:30.080 We've got a text today, all the way from Port mcquarie. 0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:35.200 Oh the way they have phone crazy. I thought it'll 0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:38.839 just do old wooden ships and that's about it. No, 0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:40.600 they also have Maria. Shall we give her a call? 0:35:40.719 --> 0:35:41.000 Please? 0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:41.200 Do it? 0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:45.600 Yeah, let's go to mcquarry Portey, not going back to 0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:46.840 fucking McQuary. 0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:51.520 I taught McQuary when I was a teacher. You thought McQuary, Hi, Bob, 0:35:52.000 --> 0:35:55.880 Hi Maria, Hello Chuck, how are you Chuck? 0:35:56.320 --> 0:35:58.160 Yeah, we're pretty good. What about you? 0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:01.680 Just us here, we're just sitting with my dog and 0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:03.520 waiting for my baby to wake up. 0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:05.399 Oh shit, you better keep you've always down. 0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:08.720 Yeah, you have a whisper we wake. Jenna's voice actually 0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:11.160 registers as a dog whistle as well sometimes. 0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:12.960 So just be very careful about that. 0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:15.200 Yeah, she's a little cake on legs. 0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:16.560 So what does that mean? 0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:22.200 Oh okay, yeah, she's a little stuffy, so. 0:36:22.200 --> 0:36:22.840 Not so little. 0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:25.560 Well, Jenna didn't want to say it on the show, 0:36:25.680 --> 0:36:26.839 but Jenna will dog sit. 0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:29.239 She said it before, but she didn't want me to 0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:30.960 say it. But she'll for free of charge. 0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:34.040 Actually she'll pay you all right, well, Bradley, or can't 0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:36.440 you in? You've got just you for us? Yes, Maria, 0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:37.319 I do. 0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:39.680 I can't wait. Let's get into it. 0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:43.000 Bradley, is it just me? 0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:49.280 Have you also had your own final destination experience before? 0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:53.560 Oh my god, I don't know what that means those movies. 0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:56.239 I know, I haven't seen the movies, but I know 0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:57.400 of what happened. 0:36:57.440 --> 0:36:58.600 It's like a near death experience. 0:36:58.719 --> 0:36:58.839 Right. 0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:02.239 Oh fuck? Hey, what do you got for me? 0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:02.400 No? 0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:03.000 I haven't. 0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:09.400 The year was two thousand and three, one year before 0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:10.600 Wonderland closed. 0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:11.800 Oh yes, Wonderland. 0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:12.160 Fuck. 0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:14.640 I forgot about a theme park in Sydney that closed 0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:16.800 down right next to the cemetery. Yeah. They had the 0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:20.240 Bootleg like Disney characters like Here's mockey Mouse and Boofy. 0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:22.040 I'm like, okay, yep. 0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:24.600 My friend had a birthday and took me with her 0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:27.600 one year and we went on a roller coaster called 0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:28.120 the Demon. 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:34.840 Oh my god, the Demon on the Demon. 0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:37.040 I'm so glad you guys know what it is, because 0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:39.239 most of the time when I tell this story, nobody. 0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:40.200 Has I've been there. 0:37:40.280 --> 0:37:40.480 Yeah. 0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:43.000 Now, out of all the rides there, the only one 0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:44.240 I remember is the Demon. 0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:48.160 That was a massive, terrifying roller remember, like the ghaul 0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:52.120 that was sitting out the first ye, yes, terrifying, scary. 0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:54.640 Don't tell me that this new death experience involves the 0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:55.320 roller coaster. 0:37:56.040 --> 0:37:59.160 Yeah, okay, keep going. So you were at the Demon. 0:37:59.280 --> 0:38:01.160 I was really proud that I finally went on this 0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:02.160 ride with my friend. 0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:04.799 Why were you too scared before? Oh? 0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:09.160 I was shitting myself every single time. I finally went 0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:11.080 on it with my friend and then we went back 0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:13.880 again with my family about six months later. 0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:15.719 And you're like, I've done it once, I'll do it again. 0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:18.720 Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to show you that I 0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:22.120 actually can do this. Yeah, that day it was like 0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:25.360 a Final Destination movie playing over from the moment I 0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:25.879 woke up. 0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:28.959 Oh you had like a premonition, I did. 0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:30.839 I kept predicting stuff all day. 0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:33.759 What were you getting? Like visions of it it breaking down, 0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:34.480 blowing up. 0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.840 It's like visions and stuff like something happened in the 0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:40.200 car where like the side of the wheel popped off, 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:42.400 so we had to get it and I made to 0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:43.239 come out and fix that. 0:38:43.719 --> 0:38:44.000 Wow. 0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:45.960 So then when we finally got there, all these like 0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:49.080 little things are happening, like stuck with the tickets not working, 0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:50.040 and yeah. 0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:53.080 There's some intervention happened there. Stop you. 0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:56.359 Yeah, And I got really spooked. And then I just 0:38:56.400 --> 0:39:00.839 had that like Raven Simone flash. I thought we're all 0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:01.399 going to die. 0:39:01.680 --> 0:39:04.480 Oh no, no, Well you were wrong, because you're here 0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:06.839 to tell the title which you thought. Yeah, I am. 0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.840 So I went on the roller coaster. I couldn't open 0:39:09.880 --> 0:39:13.600 my eyes at all. I was so scared. All I 0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:16.640 can remember is being upside down and the roller coaster 0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:17.759 stopping abruptly. 0:39:18.440 --> 0:39:19.319 Oh my god, you were right. 0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:23.000 The premonition was really fuck like, is it supposed to 0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:24.200 do that? Or did it break down? 0:39:25.080 --> 0:39:25.239 Oh? 0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:26.040 It broke down. 0:39:26.239 --> 0:39:28.040 Oh you're upside down. 0:39:28.239 --> 0:39:30.120 In the air for about ten minutes. 0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:33.040 Upside down, Maria, side down? 0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:36.120 Fuck me, what does that even feel like? With the 0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:37.279 blood rushing to your head? 0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:41.640 It was horrible. I was like nine years old. 0:39:41.880 --> 0:39:44.880 That's terribick. I feel fucking sick. 0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:45.800 That's shocking. 0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:46.800 I feel dizzy. 0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:49.279 My brother ended up having a cigarette while I. 0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:52.160 Was while you were upside down. That didn't have an 0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:53.160 upside down dart. 0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:57.319 It was a rolling as well. I don't know how 0:39:57.320 --> 0:39:58.600 he did it. 0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:02.239 That's pressive. I'm not encouraging smoking, but that's impressive if 0:40:02.239 --> 0:40:04.440 nothing else. And so wait, how do they get you down? 0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:06.560 Do they eventually just like kickstart that fucking thing. 0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:09.160 So there was a little guy that came up this 0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:12.560 tiny little ladder and poked his head up and said, 0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:15.719 all right, guys, the only way we're going to be 0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:18.359 able to get this down is how mechanics work on it. 0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:22.440 We don't know when, but we're going to cut the brakes. 0:40:22.680 --> 0:40:23.279 What does that mean? 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:26.319 So the brake they're basically going to cut the brake 0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:29.120 so that it would like freely spot. 0:40:28.880 --> 0:40:32.160 The oh it was in like gravity will do its thing, 0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:33.480 It'll just kind of I ended. 0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:35.520 Up doing like three or four more laps while it 0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:38.440 like slowly came to a stop and there was like 0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:43.360 a team of people waiting there to like physically stop 0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:46.120 the carriage. I was up there for another like ten 0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:47.840 minutes before they cut the line. 0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:52.400 Holy shit, that's horrific. That's not for me. I'm a headache. 0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:55.000 You're thinking about it, I'd pass out. I think my 0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:57.200 hair would look amazing, but I would pass out. I think. 0:40:57.239 --> 0:41:02.799 Maria, surely honestly to sue them. You should you really 0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:04.399 should have. You know what they did, shut down? 0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:08.560 So they did here later when we tram down, they 0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:10.680 had like a thermal blanket for me and I was 0:41:10.680 --> 0:41:12.839 sitting on a milk crate at the end. 0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:13.760 Of the screen film. 0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:16.200 You know what you've done it. You've done it, Maria. 0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:17.920 You've given me a brilliant story. 0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:21.360 Thank you, Maria. That is incredible. That's what we wanted, 0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:22.600 and you know. 0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:24.880 You've wanted deluxe totally tope bag. That's what I was 0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:28.280 just going to say, Yeah, totally totally. 0:41:28.360 --> 0:41:30.680 This is the deluxe edition. So we'll price keep a 0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:31.440 general seminouce. 0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:33.040 You you knew that it's a vomit bag on your 0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:33.800 next roller coaster. 0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:35.480 You can put that pig of a dog in it 0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:36.120 and carried around. 0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:39.319 I'm so excited. And I put so many nassies in there. 0:41:41.440 --> 0:41:44.040 That's so cute. Thanks Maria, thanks for listening. 0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:49.799 Cutie my god, Oh, I feel sick thinking about it. 0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:51.840 Yeah, that's not that bad. 0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:54.080 Being upside down. Imagine how your head would feel. 0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:55.799 That was a long story, and I did think that 0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:57.200 she was just going to say and I wrote it 0:41:57.239 --> 0:41:58.640 and it was fine. I was like, well, then the 0:41:58.640 --> 0:42:00.000 premonition is just anxiety there. 0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:02.040 I was worried that that's where I was headed. Thank 0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:04.320 god she came through with that fucking part of the story. 0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:07.799 That story really didn't mimick the demon. There was ups 0:42:07.800 --> 0:42:09.439 and downs, and I was on the journey the whole 0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:10.239 time we got there. 0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:12.439 In the end, I even went to Wonderland. But they've 0:42:12.440 --> 0:42:14.880 got like a cemetery right next door, and I went 0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:18.919 to several funerals at that cemetery. The burial bit and 0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:21.640 we'd just be laying someone to eternal rest, and you 0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:25.080 can just hear in the background on the roller coasters. 0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:26.080 It was such a tease. 0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:29.280 Yeah, that's not the best placement, is it. No, that's shocking. 0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:31.040 And I was like, mum, can we go one day? 0:42:31.080 --> 0:42:33.280 And then the bastard closed down? Didn't of course? 0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:36.400 Where was it in Sydney the Hills or Western. 0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:37.920 Sydney or something went or whatever? 0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:39.719 Is now? What is that? The fuck? 0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:40.920 Some sort of amber ler? 0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:43.920 Where did that come from? 0:42:43.960 --> 0:42:44.160 Oh? 0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:45.080 Stephen just got home? 0:42:45.960 --> 0:42:49.080 Why the fuck does your phone cause such a scene 0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:50.560 when your boyfriend gets home. 0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:53.359 That's a new thing we were testing it. Apple can 0:42:53.400 --> 0:42:54.880 do check in so you can check him when you 0:42:54.880 --> 0:42:57.000 get home because he's driving home. 0:42:57.360 --> 0:43:00.840 A two hour drive. No, like you've got a baby 0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:02.000 monitor for your boys right now? 0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:04.160 All right? 0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:05.120 Should we get out of here? 0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:05.439 Yeah? 0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:06.000 Why not? 0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:07.280 Yeah? 0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:10.080 I gotta give Stephen his bot butt. Thanks for listening. 0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:12.640 We will be bagging a couple of days. 0:43:13.040 --> 0:43:16.200 Wednesday and we'll catch you on Wednesday. Hey, I love you, 0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:18.319 and don't forget to go merd shopping. It's up now 0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:19.040 for fail. 0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:20.560 A couple of mitches, dot com dot a. You see 0:43:20.560 --> 0:43:22.120 there's my in a radio good at a credit line 0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:24.960 when I very go shop guys, enjoy catch you soon? 0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:27.360 Do you fin Is it just me? 0:43:27.880 --> 0:43:30.080 A podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:43:30.360 --> 0:43:47.800 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Up, welcome 0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:49.640 to add brief our secret segment on the end, it 0:43:49.640 --> 0:43:50.800 will be turn the show. It's done, and then we 0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:55.200 discover a bit rogue here. Yeah, we do chaotic. Did 0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:57.680 you see that? For DN did her own ad debrief 0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:00.880 about our ad debris on her TikTok. She listened to 0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:04.840 the episode that came out last Wednesday. And as you know, 0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:06.880 the rule is if a guest doesn't know about the 0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:08.759 secret segment, they're not hanging around for it. 0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:09.240 Correct. 0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:12.239 I really saw that TikTok or vlog. I was going 0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:12.680 to say flog. 0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:14.640 It's not really flog, it's a ten minute TikTok, no editing, 0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:17.000 it's a bit chaotic. And I really thought she was 0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:17.719 going to go in on us. 0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:19.360 I thought she was going about like she was so 0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:21.640 pissed off about us talking about her in aid to 0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:23.040 D brief, which we didn't really. 0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:25.080 No, we just whenever we have a guest that doesn't 0:44:25.080 --> 0:44:27.120 stick around for a to D brief, we often debrief 0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:27.760 about the guest. 0:44:28.000 --> 0:44:29.280 Well, yeah, it makes sense totally. 0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:31.319 So we did debrief and we said nothing bad. I 0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:34.440 really genuinely like was a person h hilarious, very funny, Kaye. 0:44:34.760 --> 0:44:37.719 The only hint of shadiness that I had detected from 0:44:37.760 --> 0:44:39.759 her in that video she posted the day of the 0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:42.319 episode coming out, because I would have said in a 0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:44.480 to D brief, I got the impression that she's not 0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:46.200 a listener, so we're not letting her know about the 0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:49.040 secret segment. We don't tell them unless they already know, yes, 0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:52.280 And she said, I did listen to bits and pieces 0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:55.080 of the podcast just to get an idea of what 0:44:55.160 --> 0:44:57.120 I was dealing with. But I'm sure she didn't listen 0:44:57.160 --> 0:44:59.440 to the end. Yes, that would be only shadiness I 0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:01.320 got from her. I'm sure it's shit. Didn't listen to 0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:03.400 the end. I was like, all right, she's watched me, 0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:05.360 not watch the rest of this fucking TikTok was. 0:45:05.360 --> 0:45:08.880 A busy mum. Her cat and dog, their names? Are 0:45:08.920 --> 0:45:10.399 you across the names of the cat and dog? 0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:12.719 The whole situation marries me. I don't give a fuck 0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:15.160 about the names. It's deeply stressful. Streaky is the name 0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:17.680 of the cat. Yeah, that cat sounds genuinely distressed. And 0:45:17.719 --> 0:45:20.279 how she said that they play fight, I'm like, oh, 0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:22.759 that's that's no. That dog is harassing the cat and 0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:25.440 like hurting it. I agree, I didn't. I did leave 0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:26.640 a comment, Actually, did you What. 0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:27.120 Did you say? 0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:30.080 I said. She said something about like, oh, I think 0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:32.520 I killed it my first podcast, and I said, Hi 0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:34.120 for Danne, Yes you did kill it. Please keep an 0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:37.000 eye in streaky. I'm very worried. She sounds. He sounds distressed. 0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:39.200 Good high for dance speaking of killing it. That dog 0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:41.320 in the background needs to be sprayed. 0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:43.279 It just tugged on my heartstrings a bit here in 0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:43.920 the cat in. 0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:45.080 No, I agree it was. 0:45:45.120 --> 0:45:47.440 I think it was okay, but the audio was maybe 0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:49.839 the cat was just being a fucking drama queen, because 0:45:49.840 --> 0:45:50.719 sometimes they're like that. 0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:52.719 Can I tell you what my claim to fame was? 0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:54.520 And I was, I'm so happy this has happened to me. 0:45:54.600 --> 0:45:54.839 Yeah. 0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:56.560 You know when you're scrolling TikTok and you're watching a 0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:59.719 video and it's like, oh my god, I bought the 0:45:59.760 --> 0:46:02.080 dream Think the viral drink, and I love it so much. 0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:04.000 I'm drinking this blue drink that is so good, and 0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:05.799 they're reviewing the blue drink and you go, what the 0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:07.839 fuck's the blue drink? So you go to comment and 0:46:07.880 --> 0:46:10.000 the search bar at the blue at the top says 0:46:10.040 --> 0:46:11.879 the blue drink, So then you click it and takes 0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:13.960 you to what the blue drink is? I am that 0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:19.840 on for Dan's video. The first vlog about her experience 0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:21.920 on the podcast is a vlog about. 0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:23.400 Her coming day that she came in and recorded with 0:46:23.440 --> 0:46:24.320 her Yes, yeah. 0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:26.080 And she's like, I'm with a couple of mitches, Mitch Chery, 0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:30.880 Mitch Cumbs, whatever, and the top comment is excited to 0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:33.840 listen love Mitchell Kumbs, hate Mitch Chury. That man is 0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:37.040 so annoying. Really but yeah, but she's hate Mitch Chury. 0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:39.680 So then the blue search bar is who is Mitch Chury? 0:46:40.040 --> 0:46:42.160 So if you go to that video and you click it, 0:46:42.160 --> 0:46:44.640 it takes you on a TikTok algorithm of like all 0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:45.440 my top videos. 0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:48.360 I hate to break it too, but I now suspect 0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:52.120 maybe that blue search bar yes might be different depending 0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:55.160 on whose account it is, because mine that the blue 0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:56.800 bar was just is It Just Me? Podcast? 0:46:56.880 --> 0:47:00.279 And that's good people are checking out the podcast is 0:47:00.320 --> 0:47:02.920 It Just Me podcasts? Maybe the top comment I think 0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:04.759 it changes based on the like a top comment on 0:47:04.800 --> 0:47:05.719 what everyone's talking about. 0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:07.759 So someone said, you're annoying, and everyone wants to know 0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:08.640 who is and. 0:47:09.520 --> 0:47:11.560 Were the idiots were jumping in going he's not annoying, 0:47:11.600 --> 0:47:13.759 And then some people are like, I fucking agree. Go 0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:15.840 to the vlog one general and see. But it just was. 0:47:15.880 --> 0:47:17.920 I found it was very happy because I'm like, I'm 0:47:17.920 --> 0:47:18.400 a search bar. 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:20.839 Have you ever googled yourself and seen what comes up 0:47:20.880 --> 0:47:22.640 in the recommended. 0:47:22.239 --> 0:47:26.360 I did this week? Oh gee, well I google myself 0:47:26.360 --> 0:47:28.360 this week because you know that comedy show in Australia. 0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:31.319 Have you been paying attention? They mentioned me on the show? 0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:34.080 Oh fuck me? What if with this baby monitor? 0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:37.200 Steven's doing a pooh can on silent forgod? No, it's 0:47:37.239 --> 0:47:38.520 pushing through the silent. 0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:39.600 Tell him to stop. 0:47:39.920 --> 0:47:42.279 I get Mitch and Mitch podcasts for Dan. 0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:46.920 Yeah see look it changes. Yeah, okay, how random? I 0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:49.200 just looked up Mitch Cheer and Google the top search. 0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:49.879 Do you want to guess? 0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:52.160 No? I know what it is. It's Mitch Cheery, how 0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:53.279 I lost so much weight? 0:47:53.840 --> 0:47:56.960 Or not? How it's phrased? Oh, mich Chery weight loss, Yes, 0:47:57.040 --> 0:47:59.920 Cherry Dad, Mitch Chery partner, Mitch Chery kiss mich Cherry far. 0:48:00.360 --> 0:48:01.840 Why are so many people curious about. 0:48:01.640 --> 0:48:04.480 Your dada, I got no idea because he's. 0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:07.319 Mitch Cheering new boyfriend if fucking pedestrian, and I can 0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:09.319 write an article about that Mitch Cheery. 0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:11.400 Wait, someone's google Mitch Cheery new boyfriend. 0:48:11.560 --> 0:48:12.600 Yeah, oh wow. 0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:15.200 The third one is Mitch Cheery partner. 0:48:15.440 --> 0:48:17.920 That's funny. Well, I've just googled. I've googled. 0:48:17.960 --> 0:48:19.880 I'll do Google. You you have to go to Google 0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:21.200 dot com for it to work properly. 0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:21.680 Oh really? 0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:22.080 Yeah? 0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:25.520 Oh okay, Well I this week have you been paying Attention? 0:48:26.719 --> 0:48:28.600 Hold on, I can't do two things at once. We 0:48:28.719 --> 0:48:32.200 know have you been paying Attention? We're Celia Piccolo, who's 0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:33.759 a comedian in this country, was on the panel for 0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:35.960 Have You Been Paying Attention? And every year they rank 0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:37.680 like the top talent in the country, and they did 0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:40.680 most entertaining people in Australia. I was number six, thank 0:48:40.719 --> 0:48:42.239 you very much, in the country. I'll take that. 0:48:42.480 --> 0:48:43.600 Celia was number five. 0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:45.840 But on the list they were making fun of the list, 0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:47.200 being like who are these people? 0:48:47.800 --> 0:48:49.640 Said? They were being like, who the fuck's Mitch Cheery? Yeah? 0:48:49.719 --> 0:48:52.399 Ed Cavelly is like the funny thing is like they're 0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:54.200 the most entertaining people in the country. Yet still got 0:48:54.200 --> 0:48:56.040 to google them, and then everyone will laugh. She's just 0:48:56.040 --> 0:48:57.719 not funny. And then I made a joke saying, if 0:48:57.719 --> 0:48:59.600 you google me, all you get is articles about my 0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:01.800 weight loss of my failed relationships. 0:49:01.840 --> 0:49:04.680 They're article is about failed relationships. Yeah, it's like Mitch 0:49:04.719 --> 0:49:07.440 sur and it's a split from long time partner. All right, 0:49:07.480 --> 0:49:07.800 let's do you. 0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:09.239 Oh yeah, I remember that. 0:49:09.880 --> 0:49:10.239 Here we go. 0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:12.120 I wonder for you to get confused with the other one, 0:49:12.440 --> 0:49:14.399 So don't enter. I just write Mitchell comes and see 0:49:14.440 --> 0:49:15.040 it comes. 0:49:14.800 --> 0:49:20.560 Mitchell Combs top Search, Mitchell Combs, Bogan Gate, Mitchell Combs Newcastle, 0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:27.120 Mitchell Coumb's partner, Mitchell Coomb's age, Mitchell Coumb's comedy show. 0:49:27.200 --> 0:49:29.120 I just did it as well. Mitchell Kumb's ticket is 0:49:29.120 --> 0:49:33.879 the top search ticket that here age, Mitchell Kumb Fest Knock. 0:49:34.080 --> 0:49:35.040 Why would they be googgling that? 0:49:35.560 --> 0:49:36.800 Maybe that's Mitchell comb psychic. 0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:41.120 Yeah, I get Mitchell Kum's tickets, Mitchell Kuomb's books. 0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:43.000 Oh my god, look at the photo of me that 0:49:43.040 --> 0:49:44.120 comes up when you google me. 0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:44.600 Show me. 0:49:45.120 --> 0:49:47.320 Oh baby, Mitchell. 0:49:46.880 --> 0:49:49.360 What the fuck? It's like me with short hair and 0:49:49.440 --> 0:49:51.200 glass you lesbian? 0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:53.279 A photo of me doesn't even come up. 0:49:55.600 --> 0:49:58.200 Anyway, This is a bit obnoxious. It's googling ourselves. What 0:49:58.280 --> 0:49:59.360 if I do Jenna Actually. 0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:03.360 I've done Jenna gender Ben in Chicago, Janna Benson pottery, 0:50:03.480 --> 0:50:07.720 Jenna Benson Calgary, Jenna Benson ceramics, Jenna Benson. A photo 0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:10.120 of her comes up and it's Jenna Benson journalist? 0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:13.280 Is how they site you? Oh wow? 0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:15.279 Which is that not how you described her at the 0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:17.200 start of the episode speaking of journalists. 0:50:17.239 --> 0:50:19.280 What the fuck? Well? I mean she technically is. 0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:21.920 Really do you scientists? 0:50:21.960 --> 0:50:23.920 Do you still write news articles as a part of 0:50:23.920 --> 0:50:24.560 your job or not? 0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:24.919 Yeah? 0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:27.120 I've met not like serious stuff. 0:50:27.200 --> 0:50:30.280 Yeah Benson journalist? You google overview? 0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:32.520 What in overview? 0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:34.680 I'm clicking it. Nothing comes up? 0:50:35.600 --> 0:50:38.479 Oh your are you? Jenna got nominated. We should actually 0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:41.400 give Jennifer Flowers for a moment, Mitchell. Jenna got nominated 0:50:41.400 --> 0:50:44.239 for the Media Week Next of the Best Awards, which 0:50:44.320 --> 0:50:46.000 is last year. I did win it last year and 0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:48.600 I'm hosting this year, So I will give you if 0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:48.879 you win. 0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:50.800 Oh my god, that's going to be cute if you 0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:52.280 give it to her, I know, is that sweet? 0:50:53.239 --> 0:50:55.239 Do you know if the company is going to pay 0:50:55.239 --> 0:50:55.799 for my ticket? 0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:58.160 I'm aware if you mean or not, I've already got 0:50:58.200 --> 0:50:58.600 the script. 0:50:59.200 --> 0:50:59.839 Do I win? 0:50:59.880 --> 0:51:01.440 I can't tell you legally, No. 0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:03.640 I want to know because I'm not paying four fifty 0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:05.239 dollars to go four hundred. 0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:08.120 And fifty arn aren Kiss paid for my ticket last 0:51:08.160 --> 0:51:09.240 year year because I was nominated. 0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:11.680 They paid for mine last year because I was nominated 0:51:11.719 --> 0:51:12.160 and lost. 0:51:13.480 --> 0:51:15.439 I don't been there. I didn't win my ACRA either. 0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:17.600 Oh, yes, horrible, I won my ACRA. 0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:22.439 Sorry about it? All right? Well, no, you want best 0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:25.359 Hairline at the Comedy Festival, didn't he No, what was it? 0:51:25.840 --> 0:51:27.719 Certainly I wasn't even nominating for that. 0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:30.240 What did you win Best Newcomer? 0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:32.680 No, just Best Comedy at Newcastle Fringe. Oh? 0:51:32.680 --> 0:51:35.040 Correct, Yeah, so we're all We're all award winning presenters 0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:35.640 in our own right. 0:51:36.040 --> 0:51:36.920 I'm a journalist. 0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:38.560 Hey, I'm fifth most entertaining in the country. 0:51:38.600 --> 0:51:38.759 Six. 0:51:39.000 --> 0:51:42.279 I didn't actually get a trophy, for fucking I didn't. 0:51:42.280 --> 0:51:44.720 I've never won a trophy. Actually, no, that's not true. 0:51:44.840 --> 0:51:46.440 I did win my first trophy. It's part of like 0:51:46.480 --> 0:51:49.959 a Tafe award, like Vocational Student of the Year or whatever. 0:51:50.080 --> 0:51:52.920 That's cute. But yeah, I thought I might get a 0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:56.360 Trophy or something for that best Comedy at Newcastle Fringe. No, 0:51:56.560 --> 0:51:59.520 they just sent me like a digital pluk thing to 0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:02.000 put on my hoosters in the future. That's I got 0:52:02.000 --> 0:52:04.800 a fucking P and G file attached to an email. 0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:06.600 That's my price and what you just put on your 0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:09.720 poster and you bet your ass I have. Could anyone 0:52:09.719 --> 0:52:11.319 else just not steal that P and G and put 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:13.600 it on there? I suppose they could, couldn't they, But 0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:14.480 they'd be lying. 0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:14.960 They would be lying. 0:52:15.040 --> 0:52:16.680 We don't support lies here at this podcast. 0:52:17.760 --> 0:52:20.719 Don't know unless it's you til it's called embellishment. It's 0:52:20.719 --> 0:52:24.000 called number fifth entertaining the country. Try it, I think. 0:52:24.040 --> 0:52:26.280 So there again, embellishment. I'm standing. 0:52:26.640 --> 0:52:29.640 I'm the number one entertain one. 0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:31.320 I just forget entertainment. 0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:33.840 It's I'm going to do another self indulgent plug. I 0:52:33.960 --> 0:52:37.160 added a New Sydney show as mentioned an Adelaide show. Yes, 0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:39.040 and one of my time shows is sold out, but 0:52:39.080 --> 0:52:40.520 there should be tickets to the other. 0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:44.760 So yeah, come and see me do live ship buy ticket. 0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:49.120 Someone just bought a ticket that's connected to shopify. Whenever 0:52:49.239 --> 0:52:53.040 someone buys a ticket, it goes out. Another one that's 0:52:53.040 --> 0:52:57.920 Stephen the baby camp is just a shit. It's not 0:52:57.960 --> 0:53:01.560 a baby cam. It's just so when when he gets home, 0:53:02.239 --> 0:53:04.839 I know he's home. Can I just tease something? Look 0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:07.280 at the our text chain together. We literally send him selfies. 0:53:07.440 --> 0:53:11.719 We literally started it today. Checking started because he said, 0:53:11.719 --> 0:53:14.040 I'm driving home and my Apple gave me a prompt 0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:15.319 and it said do you want to do a check in? 0:53:15.440 --> 0:53:18.279 So I hit it as a joke. He literally said. 0:53:18.520 --> 0:53:20.279 What's his check in timer? Why do you want me 0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:21.520 to check in with you at two thirty five? 0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:22.319 Why do you need that? 0:53:22.360 --> 0:53:23.760 I said, I don't know, so I know you're home. 0:53:24.239 --> 0:53:25.120 It just gave me a prompt. 0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:27.280 Apple did it. It's the first time I ever used it. 0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:30.160 It's like when a primary school student gets home. 0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:32.359 Or when an adult gets home from their full time job. 0:53:32.400 --> 0:53:34.440 As he is doing why do you need to know 0:53:34.480 --> 0:53:37.400 that information though you're at work. He can fend for himself. 0:53:37.640 --> 0:53:39.120 I just said, let me know you get home. It's 0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:40.319 a loving, caring thing to do. 0:53:40.400 --> 0:53:42.080 It was just a text message, not if it's going 0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:43.719 to blast during our podcast. 0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:46.400 I wasn't aware of the ins and outs of the technology. Anyway. 0:53:46.400 --> 0:53:48.719 We really should go Yeah, we better, We hope this 0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:51.720 podcast made it for at least two percent better today, 0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:54.120 that's all so we did. We forgot the number. I 0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:55.320 was like, how many percent? 0:53:55.480 --> 0:53:57.160 It's two Yeah, it's two percent. 0:53:57.239 --> 0:53:57.399 Yeah. 0:53:57.400 --> 0:53:58.600 You know what would have been a fun bit of 0:53:58.640 --> 0:54:01.920 merge portable charger that said, we hope this makes you 0:54:01.960 --> 0:54:03.200 feel at least. 0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:05.920 If the world shit is charged. Only the charge it 0:54:05.960 --> 0:54:11.320 goes flat after like ten minutes, and it's really slow, 0:54:11.440 --> 0:54:13.680 so it only makes your fucking phone two percent better. 0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:16.000 That would have been really funny. Or just a tiny 0:54:16.040 --> 0:54:19.600 portable charger, just a double a battery with a USB, thunderbolt, 0:54:19.640 --> 0:54:21.160 lightning port, whatever the fuck it's called. 0:54:22.080 --> 0:54:23.360 You know, it's also been in the back of my 0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:24.719 mind as potential merch one day. 0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:26.680 Yeah, just like a coffee table book of. 0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:28.360 All the things better than drugs and dick than our 0:54:28.400 --> 0:54:29.360 guests have contributed. 0:54:29.480 --> 0:54:31.160 Well, I still think we needed Is it just me? 0:54:31.320 --> 0:54:33.440 Playing cards? Which are just all the idems we've done 0:54:33.440 --> 0:54:35.040 over the years, and you have drinks with your friends 0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:36.440 and you pull it up is it just me? And 0:54:36.480 --> 0:54:38.440 you have the moral conundrum you talk about your friends 0:54:38.440 --> 0:54:41.280 with it. I still think that is brilliant card game. 0:54:41.400 --> 0:54:44.319 But the conversation could really fall flat. You pull out 0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:46.160 the card and go, is anyone in their Pilate's era 0:54:46.360 --> 0:54:47.520 nap totally? 0:54:47.600 --> 0:54:49.600 Well, we don't pick those ones. We pick the good ones. 0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:53.200 For fuck. There won't be many who cares, you know, 0:54:53.200 --> 0:54:55.280 our fans of the show will get them anyway. 0:54:55.320 --> 0:54:57.839 That's good. We've got flex Maami. She writes like, oh 0:54:57.840 --> 0:54:59.759 it go surreal on cards and she lives in four 0:54:59.760 --> 0:55:02.440 pund houses. People love card games. 0:55:02.719 --> 0:55:04.000 Okay, well you get cracking on that. 0:55:04.080 --> 0:55:07.839 Potentially, Jenne, that was a director for you. Let's go. 0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:09.960 Yeah, let's go. Thanks for listening. 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