Speaker 1: Just posted a couple of matches.
Speaker 2: Are you delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 3: Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine
Speaker 3: as a four one shot coffee?
Speaker 1: Bullshit? He's serious? Yeah, I'm in a good God. Now,
Speaker 1: what is it that says there is no caffeine in
Speaker 1: our house? He is Michuli and mitchual coups ill. Are you?
Speaker 3: How are you back in our home studio?
Speaker 1: Back in our main digs?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: How good?
Speaker 3: Not home studio, because we do have a home studio.
Speaker 3: We're back in the Pepsi Palace, the Pepsi Palace. I'm
Speaker 3: lucky that I made it here. Frankly, why what's wrong?
Speaker 1: Because I nearly rear rendered someone's fucking cart on the
Speaker 1: way in traffic. Really, I was distracted because did you
Speaker 1: know this? I lost my car keys, right, and then
Speaker 1: I found a spare key. But when you use a
Speaker 1: different key to open car, all your radio presepts and
Speaker 1: shit have gone.
Speaker 3: Oh I did not know that.
Speaker 1: I think it's designed for Like, if it's a husband
Speaker 1: and wife, let's say they've got their own key. Depending
Speaker 1: on who opens the car, it's got all their preferences
Speaker 1: there my husband and husband as well works Yeah why
Speaker 1: did I say husband and one?
Speaker 3: I don't know that panda to the heterosexuals, but yeah.
Speaker 1: And so I had to use a spare key. And
Speaker 1: so I'm like fiddling around with the radio trying to
Speaker 1: put on my precepts back in as I was driving.
Speaker 1: And thank God for that emergency braking thing on my car.
Speaker 3: You've got the Oh my god, it saved your life?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: Don't you hate now?
Speaker 1: I looked up in time I would have been able
Speaker 1: to break. But yeah, it was helpful having the emergency brake.
Speaker 3: I've got a full raw dog car. My car has
Speaker 3: no safety features. It's got air bags and that's it.
Speaker 3: So what yours has sens is that sensores of a
Speaker 3: cars in front of you and you're going too fast,
Speaker 3: it'll stop for.
Speaker 1: You, yes, but it sometimes fucks up where if I'm
Speaker 1: driving up a hill, yeah, it goes from flat to
Speaker 1: upper steep hill, It'll think the hill is a car
Speaker 1: and just sland the brakes on because it can see
Speaker 1: something in front of it.
Speaker 3: Cars are too smart. Is it just me on the
Speaker 3: fly or do we need to just make cars a
Speaker 3: little dumber?
Speaker 1: Yes? I agree because I have to argue with my
Speaker 1: car if I'm merging lanes, oh my god, if it
Speaker 1: tries to pull me back into line, it's got that lane.
Speaker 3: It's this thing I argue with my smart TV. It's
Speaker 3: so smart. It's like, Hi, Mitch, we suggest you watch Seinfeld.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I come to my TV knowing what I
Speaker 3: want to watch. I don't go to a TV going
Speaker 3: what do I want to I know what I'm watching.
Speaker 3: It's destination viewing. I go on the streaming. I don't
Speaker 3: want you to suggest shows for me.
Speaker 1: They never they never get it right. They're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: because you enjoyed this, you might enjoy that. Nah, way off.
Speaker 3: It's always such a long bow. Yes, make things dumber,
Speaker 3: I say.
Speaker 1: I'm all for that. Like the trains and shit, remember.
Speaker 3: I remember that. You know what I actually thought to myself,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go on a train and a bus.
Speaker 3: I'm going to hear this and I haven't done it.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know when the change is coming to effect,
Speaker 1: because I was on the train the other day and
Speaker 1: they definitely said a light oh really yep, and they
Speaker 1: said terminates.
Speaker 3: That video went pretty viral and everyone was saying, well,
Speaker 3: you know, English is in everyone's first language, and they're
Speaker 3: big English.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm in favor of dumbing down public transport.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know why they were making
Speaker 1: out like we were making fun of them.
Speaker 3: They were a bit, weren't they. It wasn't our choice, guys,
Speaker 3: We're just reading the news exactly. We're just journalists at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, it's all we are.
Speaker 1: Mitchell speaking of journalists is our third wheel prize keeper Jenna,
Speaker 1: Welcome back by Jenna. Where the fuck have you been.
Speaker 2: Teaching young people?
Speaker 1: How did that guy?
Speaker 2: It went actually really well, like they were they loved me.
Speaker 3: If you missed it last week, Jenna was absent because
Speaker 3: she was teaching the youth of Australia. Was it media?
Speaker 3: What are you teaching them?
Speaker 2: Radio?
Speaker 1: There was a school excursion to the radio station and
Speaker 1: Jenna was presenting and I was like, I can't picture it.
Speaker 1: I thought she'd get stage fright. But with a panel thing,
Speaker 1: so that makes sense.
Speaker 4: And there were so many podcast questions and I was
Speaker 4: the only one on that panel who got bespoke questions
Speaker 4: directed just at me.
Speaker 3: So let's just do a demoment. Why don't we both
Speaker 3: bring a question? Make sure we see how general answers.
Speaker 1: I asked you, Actually, what was one of the questions
Speaker 1: you were asked? Because I'm more interested in what your
Speaker 1: fucking answer was. You would have been pulling shit out
Speaker 1: of your ass.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how did I get started in radio? You
Speaker 2: were brought up?
Speaker 1: Oh good, because I was going to say, hmm, I'm
Speaker 1: the one that said to you.
Speaker 3: Grew to her at the beginning of the career measure.
Speaker 4: I said, Mitchell Coombs, he's a TikToker, and all of
Speaker 4: them were like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I put her forward for a job that
Speaker 1: was going here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did you Did you get the three thousand dollars referral fee?
Speaker 1: I did? Actually? Did you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: They give you cash if you refer someone, which is
Speaker 3: actually did.
Speaker 4: We Yeah you did, because it's only if you stay
Speaker 4: for like over a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't fucking go anywhere, Jenna, I'm poor. I need
Speaker 1: the bonus.
Speaker 3: Did you give you the money?
Speaker 4: I was supposed to, but they changed the rules by
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 1: I think we ended up splitting it. Did we?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: It was yours?
Speaker 1: Oh? Did I not give you half?
Speaker 2: I didn't want half.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: Did I get brought up No by any of the students.
Speaker 3: No, none of them.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what they found hilarious. You refer to
Speaker 2: yourself as a couple of mitches and they're like, Jenna,
Speaker 2: did you say bitches?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, like bitch, yeah, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 4: mitches because that was kind of the point.
Speaker 2: They thought that was the funniest thing.
Speaker 3: How old were these people?
Speaker 2: Fifteen?
Speaker 3: Okay, that checks out. That's our key demo. That'sum sixteen
Speaker 3: years old. They were all like, kudos to you, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Time, Jenna, I've actually got a bane to pick with
Speaker 1: you while we're at it. So Mitch and how she
Speaker 1: very rarely agrees to social outings. Everything I invited to
Speaker 1: she doesn't come. The excuse is get lamer and lamer
Speaker 1: every time. So I'm away this weekend in Melbourne, and
Speaker 1: guess who Sean is hanging out with one on one Jenna,
Speaker 1: your hanging is Sean.
Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon's gonna be fun.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: We're just grabbing coffee. You're not going to a cafe.
Speaker 1: And they're not even waiting until I'm back in Sydney.
Speaker 3: You didn't think to invite me?
Speaker 2: What do you want to come?
Speaker 3: Well, it seems a bit weird.
Speaker 2: It's so random.
Speaker 1: Right when Sean told me, I was like, what you're
Speaker 1: getting Jenna out of the house. You've agreed socializing you,
Speaker 1: but not me.
Speaker 3: Although Sean and Jenn have a very similar energy, I
Speaker 3: can see how it works.
Speaker 1: Oh, he froths Jenna.
Speaker 3: Sean. Yeah, you both you both know when to court
Speaker 3: quits early into a night, you both happily.
Speaker 1: Well, no he doesn't. Actually he's going to get Jenna smashed.
Speaker 3: Or so where are you going?
Speaker 2: I don't know yet, don't know yet.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about this, Mitchell?
Speaker 1: Well, I was just a bit surprised. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? She never agrees to plans with me.
Speaker 4: But as soon as I saw the message from Sean,
Speaker 4: I was like, I have to see Sean.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 3: Hey, while the cat's away, the dog will play, mice
Speaker 3: will play.
Speaker 1: Can you believe it? Behind my back? My boyfriend and
Speaker 1: my friend Shells never reached.
Speaker 3: Out to me.
Speaker 2: But he just likes me better well clearly, and I
Speaker 2: like him better.
Speaker 1: Than either of us than anyone on earth.
Speaker 2: Anyone.
Speaker 1: I said to Sean, just hypothetically, if I was in town,
Speaker 1: would I have been invited?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, yes, of course that goes without saying.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it does and it needs to
Speaker 1: be seen.
Speaker 3: I would have been upset if the three of you
Speaker 3: hung out without inviting me, because then that's like that you.
Speaker 1: Just like the thrill of rejecting the invite.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't even have rejected Sundays in my chill day.
Speaker 2: Would you like to come with?
Speaker 3: That's all the fucking Spice girls bar baby Spice being
Speaker 3: invited to.
Speaker 1: Didn't that happened? Didn't that happen?
Speaker 3: They did the world too without Victoria denied.
Speaker 1: I don't want to No, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: the Victoria of this podcast. I'm the melb. What does
Speaker 1: that mean? The sassy one, the one we will say
Speaker 1: yes to any gig? Yeah, make up lies you one
Speaker 1: that to complete and underlie everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenna would be baby. I've always loved that for sure.
Speaker 3: And Mitchell is sporty, junkie. Spicy theory is excuse the
Speaker 3: line of like, girl boy, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Very fit, very lean? You might spot it with a
Speaker 1: kneel in her arm in the garden.
Speaker 3: Correct, that's us to a tea. All right, well it
Speaker 3: was your first time was sitting. That's a great Tajim
Speaker 3: in a nutshell. We start every episode within this is
Speaker 3: just me, something we hate, notice or appreciate. I got
Speaker 3: the autom mixed up, but still stands.
Speaker 1: You put it on.
Speaker 3: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitch'es.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. It's very easy. Who wants to
Speaker 1: kick things off today?
Speaker 3: I can mine is I'm really sare today because of
Speaker 3: my agem do?
Speaker 1: I want to know?
Speaker 3: No, mind out of a gutter. I'm not a sexual
Speaker 3: vulgar person. Why is that so funny the way.
Speaker 1: You put it back on me? Because I just assumed
Speaker 1: you were going to be talking about something sexial later,
Speaker 1: but it's not.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to pull back, pull what back?
Speaker 1: It's not sexual.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend and his parents all listen to this show now,
Speaker 3: and I need utter respect for them.
Speaker 1: Since when as of now, Well, because this mat that
Speaker 1: comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 3: I was in a different period of my life, had
Speaker 3: never been single. I was trapped like you.
Speaker 1: Much as of last week. This is not something that
Speaker 1: you've vanished a while ago.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's ever, but I'm trying to pull back. Okay, interesting,
Speaker 3: and I want you to akin to the hidden girl.
Speaker 3: If I'm too sexual, I'll happily pay some sort of Oh.
Speaker 1: Now, we're charging for every time you say something vulgar.
Speaker 3: Well, every time I say something disgusting, I'll put excuse
Speaker 3: a dollar in the air. I'm talking if I go,
Speaker 3: I don't know anal Excuse me?
Speaker 1: So you're banning anal chat? This is interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm just saying I want to be held
Speaker 3: accountable because sometimes I just sen back and I go,
Speaker 3: jesus it a bit much.
Speaker 1: It does seem to come out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: No, I have quite good control of that count.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. You're going to start telling this one? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Well my agem is about one of your favorite topics
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fast food. Well not really anymore. I'm kind of nah.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, David ridiculous, such a lie.
Speaker 3: Well, ours are real pole opposites.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well you go first.
Speaker 3: I'll go first, and then and you can hit us up.
Speaker 1: Sure, let us go.
Speaker 3: Here we go, go, Bradley, Is it just me? Are
Speaker 3: you also in your pilarates era.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, i am. I've made no secret of that.
Speaker 3: You're out of your parlarties. But no, no, you both
Speaker 3: are out of it, and you also you're out of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you guys had your pilarates era.
Speaker 2: No, I'm in my pilates there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still going You don't talk about it, well,
Speaker 1: because it's possible to do something without making it your
Speaker 1: whole personality. I don't talk about I'm.
Speaker 3: Going to have to write that down. I'm not across
Speaker 3: that being something people do doing.
Speaker 2: The cakes three challenge?
Speaker 1: Who the cakes three challenge? Shit, I've been doing that
Speaker 1: every day of my life.
Speaker 3: Crump every morning.
Speaker 2: Pillarti's challenge?
Speaker 3: What is it? Entail?
Speaker 2: Just doing four classes a week?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm doing two to start. Wait what yeah, I've
Speaker 3: signed I'm a polaratees boy. Oh I've done three this
Speaker 3: week and I am.
Speaker 1: Remember we did hobby Hunts and I was trying to
Speaker 1: convert you into your pilates here and you were like, nah,
Speaker 1: not for me.
Speaker 3: But if I did it too close to that, then
Speaker 3: you've got the gratification of winning. I'm still taking I
Speaker 3: needed to pull Well, you got me into bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. There is a bit of a difference because.
Speaker 3: Bar Polartis, you can explain, is when you stand at
Speaker 3: the bar, Well.
Speaker 1: That's part of it. It's very similar to a Matt
Speaker 1: Pillarti's class, but it incorporates elements of ballet with the
Speaker 1: plia's and shit, which are great for your leg strength.
Speaker 3: And you stand in front of the mirror and you've
Speaker 3: got the balls and the pads and everything.
Speaker 1: That's only a ortioned of the class. All that ballet
Speaker 1: related ship. A lot of it is just down in
Speaker 1: the Matt standard pilarates. Right.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm doing reformer polarates you would. Yeah, it's on
Speaker 3: the bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, I went.
Speaker 3: I went into the first class with my mum and
Speaker 3: I'm paying full price. In life Polartis, is it like
Speaker 3: I think people is like at this clubs everywhere? Do
Speaker 3: you know what did you do that one? In life?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I do KX.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a scout girl, you know, all right, so
Speaker 3: scout in life KKX. I think I've watched some porno.
Speaker 1: She goes to KKK Pilardi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, general bold choice there, mate, I'm been telling anyone
Speaker 3: of that, right, So you've been to your first class already.
Speaker 1: I've been to two classes already.
Speaker 3: I did one yesterday, and did one yesterday and did
Speaker 3: one on Tuesday, and oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 1: But I was doing the.
Speaker 3: Class and I walk in. First of all, you should
Speaker 3: have told me, Mitchell that it's all middle aged women,
Speaker 3: not always that add in life. All women, and oh
Speaker 3: my god, my key demographic. I kill in this Polarates class.
Speaker 3: Every gag lands. They love you.
Speaker 1: You're making gags in a Polaritates class. How annoying? You
Speaker 1: know me?
Speaker 3: I get one laugh and I'm rolled up. I'm like
Speaker 3: a woody toilet. They pull my string and I go.
Speaker 1: One day you'll get a laugh here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I've been trying. And I walk in
Speaker 3: and I'm with my mum. Michelle does the class too,
Speaker 3: so it's like, yeah, mother and son and I walk
Speaker 3: in and they put you down on the bed and
Speaker 3: she sort of goes. My instructor goes, we will go
Speaker 3: slow because you've never done this before in the machine,
Speaker 3: and I said, I've done a bar class.
Speaker 1: Yeah please at hot Polarates.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: So for those who don't know, reformer Politis is the
Speaker 1: one with the bed the machine you lay down it. It's
Speaker 1: got the spring. Yeah, and you use that it's resistant, yes, correct, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks more intimidating than it is, to be honest.
Speaker 3: Well, there's about four sets of springs Jenna, right, they
Speaker 3: are all different colors and like green is easy, yellows, medium, reds.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Purpose, if you're depending on the exercise, I'd say,
Speaker 1: all right, two red springs for this making it heavvier,
Speaker 1: one yellow spring that makes it lighter.
Speaker 3: Correct. So she's like, you know, Mitch, if you want
Speaker 3: to go yellow, go yellow. M No, I've got muscles
Speaker 3: like I feel like I can do it. I did it.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I was quivering. Yeah, muscles that I did
Speaker 3: not even know existed. You know what hurts today? The
Speaker 3: skin between my nostrils. When the funck was that used
Speaker 3: in pola, you.
Speaker 1: Must have been tense and not My eyebrows.
Speaker 3: Are all a muscle that he's like connecting my elbow
Speaker 3: to my groin muscle.
Speaker 1: How did I use that? They say, that's what pilarates
Speaker 1: and bar are good for. It's like targeting muscles that
Speaker 1: are very hard to reach in any other sort of exercise.
Speaker 3: That's what they said. Then a lot of the old
Speaker 3: biddies were like, you know it's good for balance when
Speaker 3: you get to sixty plus, because you know, they don't
Speaker 3: want to be fit or strong necessarily, they just want
Speaker 3: to have their muscles ready to go in case they
Speaker 3: topple over.
Speaker 1: My balance is barely improved and I've been going for
Speaker 1: over a year. That's my weakness.
Speaker 3: Well, I was going to give you the clout. I
Speaker 3: was there and we got talking and before the session,
Speaker 3: and I said, oh, you know, one of my best
Speaker 3: friends in my podcast, co host Mitchell Coombs, has done
Speaker 3: pilartis for a year in a bit and he's so toned.
Speaker 3: And someblody went, oh, I know Mitchell Combs.
Speaker 1: He looks amazing. Oh she said, she say that, Yeah
Speaker 1: she did. God love it. What's the name?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but she said she got a psychic
Speaker 3: reading from you, but a year ago.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: No, she did compliment you a shit she knows anywhere anyway,
Speaker 3: So I did the polaratees class. I was sweating my
Speaker 3: tits off, like because it was a warm room. They've
Speaker 3: got infrared lights but they weren't on. But you can
Speaker 3: do it anyway. So the end of the whole session,
Speaker 3: I thought I did really well, the instructor comes up
Speaker 3: to me. All the ladies are kind of we're all
Speaker 3: on our back. We just finished our final stretch, all
Speaker 3: on her back. She comes up to me, taps you
Speaker 3: on the shoulder and goes, you did really well, Mitch.
Speaker 3: You know, we're happy to have you in the family.
Speaker 3: I'm really excited to be She goes, just reminder, wipe
Speaker 3: down your machine. At the end of views. It gives
Speaker 3: me a sanitary wipe, like a wet deat ole wipe,
Speaker 3: puts it in my hand. I oh, that's nice. As
Speaker 3: I sit up to clean my machine, She's given no
Speaker 3: one else as sanitary wipe. Not one woman in that
Speaker 3: room has a sanitary wipe. She gives it to me.
Speaker 1: But isn't that pretty standard as far as my plate
Speaker 1: studio goes, everyone has to wipe down their equipment afterwards.
Speaker 1: Maybe everyone had already done it because they're in the
Speaker 1: routine of it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. Maybe I was down there too,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to recover.
Speaker 1: Maybe you were just that sweaty that She's like, fuck,
Speaker 1: Marona a stain.
Speaker 3: You know when someone dies in a n CIS episode
Speaker 3: and they draw their outline with chalk That's what it
Speaker 3: looked like on the black mat. It was just like
Speaker 3: a heat lamp in the Predator movies. How it's like
Speaker 3: a red outline. That's what it looks like. So I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: cleaning this fake nylon pad. No one else was doing it.
Speaker 3: I was mortified.
Speaker 1: The real question is had to feel the next day,
Speaker 1: because I don't reckon pilarates makes you saw that day,
Speaker 1: but when you wake up.
Speaker 3: Oh, Mitchell, I'm so sore. I'm so like I might've
Speaker 3: been joking, really really sore. It actually gave me a
Speaker 3: newfound respect for bottoms. My legs up in that air
Speaker 3: like that, pulled backward stretched.
Speaker 1: It has been helpful in that area. Have you improved?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good fish wants notice I have become more nimble.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Write that down for brunch.
Speaker 1: Care talking points the case it sucks the conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not joking. I had my ankle strapped up
Speaker 3: up in the air. It's like free circh deslay for
Speaker 3: Nancy sitting in front of me. She's got cataracts so
Speaker 3: she couldn't see shit, and my legs were so high
Speaker 3: up I didn't realize my hamstrings could stretch that far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, incredible, like genuinely really good. So text even you
Speaker 1: need to do parties. Let's get your friend. Mixed feelings
Speaker 1: about your Pilarates era. Oh why. On the one hand,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of taking credit for influencing you. I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: do you eventually took my recommendation? But then I'm also like, fucked, man,
Speaker 1: you have to copy everything I do? Oh cop, I
Speaker 1: knew you were going to steal my walking era and
Speaker 1: go with your dumb bitch Water hotel.
Speaker 3: It's very big as a movement.
Speaker 1: Now you've come from a pilates I've said it once,
Speaker 1: I say it again. Next up, it's going to be
Speaker 1: you're getting a fucking push bite because you're so jealous.
Speaker 1: You're so jealous and you always have been.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not darh and are you ready for my shows?
Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm coming. Order off a Duck's pant you're
Speaker 1: listening to?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You're listening?
Speaker 1: You're on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five star?
Speaker 1: All right? Coming up in episode two twelve, which is
Speaker 1: coming out on Wednesday, we're doing tour back things and
Speaker 1: a mispronunciation two Injem Staples.
Speaker 3: You just go our bread and butter.
Speaker 1: I know, I love it.
Speaker 3: Kind of reminds me of the early days doing the podcast.
Speaker 1: I know, right, it is a bit like that.
Speaker 3: You broke you any students. Now we're on the top
Speaker 3: one percent at.
Speaker 1: This one's actually two in one, is it? It's a
Speaker 1: miss pronunciation on talkback radio?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: How good.
Speaker 3: I've gotten back into listening to talk back radio. When
Speaker 3: I leave my night show, like ten ten thirty at night,
Speaker 3: that's when the good shit has Oh my god, it's
Speaker 3: so unhinged. I know, it's so unhinged.
Speaker 1: Well, make sure you start writing down the time, Sam
Speaker 1: bring it in. I want to hear the unhinged shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: al right, I will. Also on Wednesday, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be revealing to you what Sewn got me for our
Speaker 1: two year anniversary.
Speaker 3: Oh and for now, let.
Speaker 1: Me just tell you this. He fucking nailed it. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's the best gift ever.
Speaker 3: I remember the first gift he brought you for the
Speaker 3: first year anniversary. It was like it was a song
Speaker 3: was a Lover by Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: It was like, no, that's what I did for him.
Speaker 3: I remember that was cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh two years.
Speaker 1: That's two years, can you believe? Not till June? But
Speaker 1: he's given it to me a bit early.
Speaker 3: Very sweet.
Speaker 1: You feel free to hit me with guesses about what
Speaker 1: it could be, because I'm just telling you it's the
Speaker 1: perfect gift for me.
Speaker 3: I can't think, Oh, perfect gift.
Speaker 1: It's a dream come true.
Speaker 3: But could he get zen X without a prescription? That's
Speaker 3: what I don't know if you'll be able to get it.
Speaker 1: If anything I need up has made I don't need
Speaker 1: so dopey, I don't know what the perfect gift for
Speaker 1: you would be. Like a bike seat, I've got one.
Speaker 1: I've got a seat on a.
Speaker 3: Cat scratcher for Isabella something, Oh the new updated what's
Speaker 3: the bubbly thing called soda stream?
Speaker 1: No, you're not even getting warmer. I'll just I'll tell
Speaker 1: you on Wednesday. I might start a speculation thread in
Speaker 1: the Facebook group because maybe our idiots know me so
Speaker 1: well that they know what the president.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they will. Okay, that's come up.
Speaker 1: Any guesses from you.
Speaker 2: Jenna know, I'm going to guess like a yoga mat.
Speaker 1: No, a bagg poacher, I've got one of those two.
Speaker 2: A slow cooker.
Speaker 1: No, you're not even warm. I'll tell you on Wednesday. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, but I'm very exciting radio station. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Sean has brought you the SCA network. He
Speaker 1: has worked, he got it.
Speaker 2: On special new owner of WS, my new boss.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Sewn you imagine that Sean purchased your
Speaker 3: regional radio station.
Speaker 1: No, not quite all closer. We're somehow that's warm of
Speaker 1: an egg poachry weirdly, Yes, that is well, it'll make sense.
Speaker 1: I reckon. Jenna's going to be jealous as fuck. That's
Speaker 1: another clue. But now I'm not giving too much away.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: The Mcloud's daughter's ranch.
Speaker 1: Is that it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I got it?
Speaker 1: I say, wait, I've got it.
Speaker 3: I state the Airbnb of the McLoud daughter's range.
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't have to wait till Wednesday anymore. I
Speaker 1: guess you would get you abating us. Jenna knows me
Speaker 1: so well. Oh my god, you're going to work together.
Speaker 3: There were you pulling out the ranch.
Speaker 1: Look, oh my god, Jenna, this is the card he
Speaker 1: gave me.
Speaker 3: No wait wait, why so why is he blinding the
Speaker 3: load so early? Why is he blind? Why is he
Speaker 3: giving it to you? Months out of the anniversary because we.
Speaker 1: Were organizing our accommodation quick plug. I'm doing a comedy
Speaker 1: show in Adelaide straight after Darwin, and so when we
Speaker 1: go to Adelaide, we're spending like a week there, and
Speaker 1: before we booked flights in accommodation and shit, he had
Speaker 1: to tell me this because one of the nights will
Speaker 1: be at fucking Drivers Run, the property they film Mcloud's daughters.
Speaker 3: Happy second anniversary. We're having a gorgeous trip too. And
Speaker 3: then the front picture is the.
Speaker 1: Mcloud's death falling off the gorge, which I get the joke.
Speaker 1: Historic King for the Barossa AKA drove his run. So
Speaker 1: the property where they film Mcloud's daughter's Mine and Jenna's
Speaker 1: favorite fucking show of all time from when we were kids.
Speaker 1: So they've done it up into like this gorgeous wedding
Speaker 1: venue and accommodation and stuff, and we're spending the night there.
Speaker 2: Isn't that fun?
Speaker 3: This is my love language. I don't even watch the
Speaker 3: fucking show, but i'd cry, Oh, Sean, what did you
Speaker 3: get him?
Speaker 1: I haven't got him anyth yet because it's not till
Speaker 1: June thirty. Well, he's pre planned this well, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's happening. You had to tell me in advance. I
Speaker 1: get you because we didn't double book accommodation.
Speaker 3: You don't break that man down, you get him something
Speaker 3: real good.
Speaker 1: Of course I will. All right, Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck we're doing on Wednesday anymore. I will
Speaker 1: make it work.
Speaker 3: Stress.
Speaker 1: He deserves boyfriend of the Year, does he not taking
Speaker 1: me to the fucking Mcloud's daughter's house. It'd be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's your favorite show?
Speaker 2: Thirty Rock?
Speaker 3: Yeah, going to thirty Rock.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can stay over night there,
Speaker 1: but you can sleep out the front. I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: real nice. I can't wait. I imagine being able to
Speaker 1: watch Mclouds daughters in the future and being like a
Speaker 1: fucked in that room.
Speaker 3: That was my next question. Are you going to be
Speaker 3: able to bring yourself to have sex in Mcloud's daughter's room?
Speaker 1: I mean bring myself? Well, I mean it's sacred, not really,
Speaker 1: that's it's beautiful. They've done it up now. It's way
Speaker 1: nicer than it was on the show. If you're a devout.
Speaker 3: Catholic and you finally got the Vatican, you can'd of
Speaker 3: be like I can't fuck you you think, no, not
Speaker 3: all the chefs at Master Chef trying to get on
Speaker 3: to that show. They finally get to the Master Chef sharehouse,
Speaker 3: going to root there.
Speaker 2: Okay, I get that.
Speaker 1: I don't understand your point at all. I just think
Speaker 1: it's so sacred.
Speaker 3: Do you want to ruin those memories?
Speaker 1: You just say, I've done it? Why wouldn't it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 3: Is there a famous sex scene in the show that
Speaker 3: you can create no recreate?
Speaker 1: They were all straight, so I wouldn't have thought so,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I can't believe you would surprise my guessing
Speaker 1: at gener I get you to knows me that. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I started with egg poacher jealous? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Should I hit you with my as?
Speaker 3: It just mean I'm ready for it? Yes, let's go.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to a good medium sized meal?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 1: Maccas still do the medium size obviously, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I think the fucking Macas medium cups are so fucking cute,
Speaker 1: aren't they? Really? They're my favorite.
Speaker 3: Well, I used to get a medium because I was
Speaker 3: afraid of getting a large, because it insinuated that I
Speaker 3: was a big boy.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I could stomach a large honestly.
Speaker 3: Really, I could pump a large easily. A large drink
Speaker 3: is my favorite sized drink cause I can just get
Speaker 3: through that whole thing.
Speaker 1: I love it, Nah, but then it gets all weird
Speaker 1: with the ice at the bottom. It gets a watery
Speaker 1: because it takes me ages. But I love a fucking
Speaker 1: medium sized meal. And I feel like they're not really
Speaker 1: an option anymore. Obviously at maccas they still are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I haven't been a macazine forever. I'm more of
Speaker 1: a these days. I frequent like a porter, yea, a
Speaker 1: Galla red Rooster Subway. They're probably my main four players.
Speaker 1: None of them have a medium sized option. It's just
Speaker 1: regular or large, really, And there's something psychological about like
Speaker 1: medium feels like a happy middle ground.
Speaker 3: I agree, Medium also feels like kind of sexy. Medium
Speaker 3: feels like, oh, it's a bit cunty. It's oh, I'm
Speaker 3: a medium. You know, I'm not a baby. I'm not
Speaker 3: a big man who has a large. I'm a dainty
Speaker 3: little girl.
Speaker 1: And even though a regular sized chips at a Porto,
Speaker 1: for example, they're probably bigger than a medium Macus chips,
Speaker 1: but I still feel like, ah, it's the smallest option. Yes,
Speaker 1: I want the middle ground. I love a medium.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm with you. Where else can you get a
Speaker 3: medium that's a good point, Like the.
Speaker 1: Donut kingson macis decay cedy medium yeah, KFC wood Hungry
Speaker 1: Jacks too as well, Yeah, hungry jacks. But most of
Speaker 1: the ones I go to do not. I just feel
Speaker 1: like medium size is my go to in every sense,
Speaker 1: Like even if i'm buying someone. Remember the time I
Speaker 1: bought General Jumper for a birthday and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think she's a small, but we'll go a medium
Speaker 1: to be safe. I fucking froth. A medium I always
Speaker 1: got it's the safest choice in everything.
Speaker 3: You've always loved mediums, the sizes, the meals, Patricia Quet,
Speaker 3: the psychics, Yes, of course the medium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, mediums.
Speaker 3: I've never been a medium boy, to be honest, Like
Speaker 3: even in size, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that's really what I wish. They'd have been lovely.
Speaker 3: Even as a child when I was born double Excel
Speaker 3: baby seed Jumper, I didn't get a meetium, but I mate,
Speaker 3: I never went meetium when I was a kid. I'd
Speaker 3: get small small, small, and I distinctly remember the jump
Speaker 3: from happy meal to like a large sized meal.
Speaker 1: Really you didn't go to medium because my graduation from
Speaker 1: happy meal was medium chicken meal.
Speaker 3: Oh mine was small quarter pound of meal. And I
Speaker 3: could never get large because my dad would get large.
Speaker 3: So in my mind, dad ate more than me. I'm
Speaker 3: the kid. I don't need as much as Dad.
Speaker 1: I would do the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'd always get a small quarter pound of meal.
Speaker 3: And my parents love them. But I was on the
Speaker 3: lemon dtox diet at twelve. My parents diet culture. So
Speaker 3: if I ever had the hide to order a medium
Speaker 3: McDonald's meal, I'd be shamed.
Speaker 1: But do you remember McDonald's trying to trick you into
Speaker 1: thinking that and McChicken meal was healthy because that has
Speaker 1: the Heart Foundation tick. It's on the fly. What the
Speaker 1: fuck up at the Heart Foundation tip?
Speaker 3: I think they're still ticking things, but it's just very hard.
Speaker 2: No, you have to pay to get it on your
Speaker 2: on your It needs to be.
Speaker 1: Quite a flex. Really, we've got the Heart Foundation tick.
Speaker 1: I'm a medium Friday at macchets. It's good for your heart.
Speaker 3: Jenner. I don't think you were a fast food kid.
Speaker 3: Your mom strikes me as someone who is completely against
Speaker 3: fast food.
Speaker 2: No know, every Friday we'd go to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Oh the Friday take away tradition. So many families had that.
Speaker 2: Really my favorite thing after school.
Speaker 4: Straight after school we'd go to macas really and so
Speaker 4: many good.
Speaker 3: We had Thursday night kebab night. Oh yeah, because my Thursday,
Speaker 3: because it was late night shopping. Oh yeah, so all
Speaker 3: the food courts would say open late and Mum would
Speaker 3: love to go shopping. We'd go shopping after school and
Speaker 3: we'd got a Best and lesson. Right next door was
Speaker 3: Kenny's Kebabs and they had a salmonella scare and Mum
Speaker 3: was distraught that we'd all get salmonella because we lived
Speaker 3: off Kenny's Kebabs and he went to prison I think
Speaker 3: for money laundering. But killer donn a kebab, lamb and chicken.
Speaker 3: It was brilliant random thought.
Speaker 1: Going back to the clothing thing, the clothing sizes. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so if there was an extra medium size shirt in
Speaker 1: the same way that you've got extra small and extra large,
Speaker 1: would the extra medium shirt be bigger than a medium
Speaker 1: or smaller than a medium. Oh, it'd be bigger because large,
Speaker 1: extra large, but then extra small. To me, the image
Speaker 1: that conjures up in my brain, extra medium is like
Speaker 1: extra snug, extra tight.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're right, extra medium wouldn't be extra medium,
Speaker 3: it'd be.
Speaker 1: Then it could be. Now that you've said that, that
Speaker 1: sounds corrected as well, like extra medium, extra give extra room.
Speaker 3: Now I hear it as like extra medium, like extra medium,
Speaker 3: oh extra because medium is not big medium standards, So
Speaker 3: it's extra standard, extra medium. It's a little tighter.
Speaker 1: Because extra could go either way, couldn't.
Speaker 2: It has changed.
Speaker 1: I can't do you want to give us either?
Speaker 2: Well, you know I've just.
Speaker 1: Read Jenny, you're browsing through the rack. Yeah, extra small small?
Speaker 1: Does it go before medium or after medium?
Speaker 2: It makes sense if it's medium, then extra medium and.
Speaker 1: Then large extra large. Yeah it does. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: It's got to go before. It's got to go before before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you think it's smaller than medium, Yeah I do.
Speaker 3: I still do.
Speaker 1: I can't decide. It's so it's such a mind fight.
Speaker 3: But also, who's going to fit into an extra medium shirt?
Speaker 3: Who's gonna want to admit something being an extra smalls
Speaker 3: like we get a twink being an extra large is
Speaker 3: like okay, bear Daddy, but an extra do.
Speaker 1: I can rock an extra large sometimes because I'm like
Speaker 1: an oversize number.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I can do a double excel and
Speaker 3: and I'm film real comfy, you know.
Speaker 1: But then I feel like if I got an extra medium,
Speaker 1: I would be wanting extra room, Like, oh, they actually
Speaker 1: run a bit tight, So I'll go the side up
Speaker 1: an extra medium.
Speaker 3: What if it was just a medium that had like
Speaker 3: a little zip that you'd zip down and it would
Speaker 3: give it'd give you like an extra inch, you know,
Speaker 3: so it was kind of like an extra flap that
Speaker 3: you could open.
Speaker 1: All like that thing on the suit case where you
Speaker 1: unzip it to make it just a bit more.
Speaker 5: Is just on the fly.
Speaker 1: Do we need more of those?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like an extra incher, I'd kill for that.
Speaker 1: My brain's still tripping out about this extra medium.
Speaker 3: Listen. I'm not a fucking medium, so I don't care.
Speaker 3: It doesn't bother me. I'm always at one. It's never
Speaker 3: going to be in an extra medium, whether it's smaller
Speaker 3: or topically, it's never gonna be my target demo, so
Speaker 3: I do not. Maybe it's a sock, a nice little
Speaker 3: necker chief.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Who wants to hear some good news? Oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: so very exciting. Officially, idiots, we now have brand new
Speaker 1: merch on sale. Oh my god. And how satisfying is this?
Speaker 1: No linking bio shit. Just go to a couple of
Speaker 1: mitches dot com dot au. Yeah, that's gonna have all
Speaker 1: our new merch on it.
Speaker 3: A couple of mitches dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Before anyone fucking asks, No, no rash best yet, they'll
Speaker 1: come later. It's fucking winter, no, but they will.
Speaker 2: Sun safety important all year round.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I agree.
Speaker 1: But I don't think anyone's going swimming now, aren't they?
Speaker 3: No, no one's going swimming now. I've got the laptop
Speaker 3: in front of me. I'm going to the website.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 3: Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 1: So here's how it's going to work. We've got a
Speaker 1: couple of different ranges of clothing items like different designs,
Speaker 1: and you can put that design on I don't know,
Speaker 1: a hoodie, a shirt, a long sleeve shirt, a crew neck,
Speaker 1: even drink bottles and shit, whatever you like.
Speaker 3: So we've got all cheeries come up with his own range.
Speaker 3: This is his baby, correct, So we're kind of again competing.
Speaker 3: We've done it before. Yeah, you had the stress ball
Speaker 3: in the original merch line.
Speaker 1: Because we were fighting over what to put on the jumpers,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, let's just fucking do both.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this year we've both come up with our
Speaker 3: own design. The jury design is I like to call
Speaker 3: the I'm with idiot range YEP, it is for our audience.
Speaker 1: The idiots.
Speaker 3: You know that classic shirt that says I'm with idiot.
Speaker 1: No, it's like I'm with stupid, and it's got an
Speaker 1: arrow pointing to the right or something so that whoever
Speaker 1: you're standing next to you're calling him stupid.
Speaker 3: Yes, well you listening are a big old idiot for
Speaker 3: listening to this show. So the shirt says I'm with idiot.
Speaker 3: The arrow points up to you.
Speaker 1: Because you're the idiot.
Speaker 2: You're the idiot.
Speaker 3: But people are going to go, oh, that's self deprecating.
Speaker 3: You go, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 1: This idiot pride.
Speaker 3: So you can get that in a sweatshirt, you can
Speaker 3: get that in a hoodie. You can get that a
Speaker 3: long sleeve or a T shirt.
Speaker 1: There's different colors as well. My design, which chery tried
Speaker 1: to veto even though it took me quite a while
Speaker 1: to put it together. I know we can't officially call
Speaker 1: it an ear as to it design because copyright Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: but we all know the ear is to emerge where
Speaker 1: it's got different photos of her in little boxes from
Speaker 1: over the years, Taylor Swift all that different areas well.
Speaker 1: It turns out we've had quite a few fucking ears.
Speaker 1: We've been going for five years now. I went through
Speaker 1: and I was like, we've actually got a lot of
Speaker 1: photo shoots that we've done eight during our five years.
Speaker 1: So we've got a five year anniversary collection and so
Speaker 1: it looks just like the Ears to a design, but
Speaker 1: it isn't the blonde, nondescript pop star. And you can
Speaker 1: get the ears to a design on the shirt, different colors,
Speaker 1: like I said, jumpers, whatever you want, even drink bottles,
Speaker 1: coffee marks, things like that.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 1: And then we've got a few little extras. We've also
Speaker 1: got this year's artwork on a shirt whatever you want.
Speaker 1: If you don't like either of them, the I'm with
Speaker 1: idiot or the five year anniversary years to a bloody range.
Speaker 1: We've also just got this year's artwork.
Speaker 3: You can just get us on a T shirt.
Speaker 1: Yea. And as well as that, we've got a few extras.
Speaker 1: You can buy a Totally tope back, you can buy
Speaker 1: a beanie and guess what what. You can buy your
Speaker 1: own copy of the Mona Jenna on a poster, just
Speaker 1: like our artwork in the background of the loop. You've
Speaker 1: got the Mona Jenna. You can have your own Mona Jenna.
Speaker 3: Now, I will say, when you see this, this isn't
Speaker 3: just a piece of paper. This is a high glass
Speaker 3: custom poster. This is like we wanted to work with
Speaker 3: the team that did all the movie posters in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: This is top end, glossy mi movie poster material.
Speaker 1: But I have to say to them, so it's true
Speaker 1: to life. The Mona Lisa is famously quite fucking tiny.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're gonna make it not the biggest poster,
Speaker 1: just like a modal exercize little poster.
Speaker 3: Correct. Now, I will say, also, the Totally Tote bag
Speaker 3: is a new range. The Totally tote bags you get
Speaker 3: for being on the show different to this. They're limited edition.
Speaker 1: Yeah I shouldn't say this, but the ones you can
Speaker 1: buy they're the.
Speaker 3: Povo tope bag standard totes.
Speaker 1: The premium one you can only win with us. That's
Speaker 1: got the yellow handles and the zipper. It's the delute.
Speaker 1: It's nice tope bag, so you can only win those.
Speaker 1: But if you want to buy Povo one, just the
Speaker 1: normal white type bag with the same design on it,
Speaker 1: go for gold.
Speaker 3: They're cotton. They're really cute. They're the totally toba.
Speaker 1: Are we forgetting anything? We've got the Iron with you
Speaker 1: to get range the ear is tour inspired rain and
Speaker 1: and then the twenty twenty four artwork Range Correct.
Speaker 3: But also as a part of the standard, you know,
Speaker 3: new line merch, we've got the iGEM beanie which has
Speaker 3: the little log on the bean on the extra yet
Speaker 3: one of the pompom beanie, so you got the standard
Speaker 3: than the one with the pompong, which is really cute.
Speaker 3: The drink bottle of the thermos. It's all there.
Speaker 1: Yep. So they head to a couple of mitches dot
Speaker 1: com dot au have a little browse at whatever merch
Speaker 1: you'd like to pick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this one isn't as a stressful, oh my god,
Speaker 3: order you've got a week before we're going to close.
Speaker 1: It's not like a pre order situation. Once you order it,
Speaker 1: it'll be out to you within I don't want to
Speaker 1: make a guarantee and say within a week, but I
Speaker 1: would assume.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were very early.
Speaker 3: Into the merch world last time. So but this time
Speaker 3: that was a pre order.
Speaker 1: You had to get your orders in and then it'd
Speaker 1: be sent to you a month later. No, no of
Speaker 1: that shit. You can just buy it.
Speaker 3: Also, go and perv on the website. It's gorgeous. A
Speaker 3: couple of miches dot com get it.
Speaker 1: In the Green Job, we worked with a company and
Speaker 1: Mitch and I had to arm wrestle with them a
Speaker 1: little bit because we were like dull. The prices were
Speaker 1: a bit expensive, and so we decided, because we're such
Speaker 1: good people, we decided we would rather make less money
Speaker 1: if it meant that people can actually buy them, because
Speaker 1: they were quite expensive. So we've put the prices down
Speaker 1: on things.
Speaker 3: Well, if you'll have a look, it's all the items
Speaker 3: are very high quality, the very premium. The website's top notch.
Speaker 1: That oh it's good shit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but that mean the merch had to be
Speaker 3: more expensive. We got our cost down so it's there's
Speaker 3: not much.
Speaker 1: Very generous but we got your back in it, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love you.
Speaker 2: That post is beautiful.
Speaker 3: The post is so dumb. We should even do like some.
Speaker 3: If Jenna wants to sign one, we could do one
Speaker 3: as a giveaway the first one side. Oh yeah, does
Speaker 3: that work?
Speaker 1: I don't know how that would that be smug as
Speaker 1: our price key, but to send out sign posts of
Speaker 1: herself as prizing.
Speaker 3: Also, I love that we're not signing them.
Speaker 1: It's gestures. Yeah, I mean we're good, So why would
Speaker 1: we sign Vinci like we made?
Speaker 3: That's true, You're I'm Vincy and you're the mon of Jenna.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's taken us quite a bit of fucking work
Speaker 1: back in to pull this all together. It has so
Speaker 1: it's finally here, the brand new merch website, couple of mitches,
Speaker 1: dot com, dot get go. Have a look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we love you. And you know what, buying
Speaker 3: the merch supports us. We put on the show for free.
Speaker 3: We love doing the show. Few idiots and we're still
Speaker 3: going six She's strong and the merch is a sign.
Speaker 1: Of five years.
Speaker 3: Six seasons correct? Five years? Yeah it's August, isn't it October?
Speaker 3: That's these three Okay, oh no, no, Mom meant the
Speaker 3: month now. Yeah, fucking I was having a march straight.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, okay, good. I just saw the original prices
Speaker 3: and I had it freak out and my brain melted.
Speaker 1: Anyway, have fun shopping, you to get correct, to enjoy
Speaker 1: the shops. That's enough of these two.
Speaker 3: Now let's hear and is it just you? Yeah, you
Speaker 3: can get in touch with us in the DMS a
Speaker 3: couple of inches. Slide right in with a question of.
Speaker 1: Your own or a story of your own, anything that's
Speaker 1: on your mind and you want to get it off
Speaker 1: your tits. We'd love to hear. You can also send
Speaker 1: us a text on this number.
Speaker 5: Oh fo to nine A two zero two nine.
Speaker 3: We've got a text today, all the way from Port mcquarie.
Speaker 3: Oh the way they have phone crazy. I thought it'll
Speaker 3: just do old wooden ships and that's about it. No,
Speaker 3: they also have Maria. Shall we give her a call?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: Do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to mcquarry Portey, not going back to
Speaker 1: fucking McQuary.
Speaker 3: I taught McQuary when I was a teacher. You thought McQuary, Hi, Bob,
Speaker 3: Hi Maria, Hello Chuck, how are you Chuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're pretty good. What about you?
Speaker 6: Just us here, we're just sitting with my dog and
Speaker 6: waiting for my baby to wake up.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you better keep you've always down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a whisper we wake. Jenna's voice actually
Speaker 3: registers as a dog whistle as well sometimes.
Speaker 1: So just be very careful about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a little cake on legs.
Speaker 1: So what does that mean?
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, she's a little stuffy, so.
Speaker 1: Not so little.
Speaker 3: Well, Jenna didn't want to say it on the show,
Speaker 3: but Jenna will dog sit.
Speaker 1: She said it before, but she didn't want me to
Speaker 1: say it. But she'll for free of charge.
Speaker 3: Actually she'll pay you all right, well, Bradley, or can't
Speaker 3: you in? You've got just you for us? Yes, Maria,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Bradley, is it just me?
Speaker 6: Have you also had your own final destination experience before?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know what that means those movies.
Speaker 2: I know, I haven't seen the movies, but I know
Speaker 2: of what happened.
Speaker 3: It's like a near death experience.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Hey, what do you got for me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 6: The year was two thousand and three, one year before
Speaker 6: Wonderland closed.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Wonderland.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 3: I forgot about a theme park in Sydney that closed
Speaker 3: down right next to the cemetery. Yeah. They had the
Speaker 3: Bootleg like Disney characters like Here's mockey Mouse and Boofy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, yep.
Speaker 6: My friend had a birthday and took me with her
Speaker 6: one year and we went on a roller coaster called
Speaker 6: the Demon.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the Demon on the Demon.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad you guys know what it is, because
Speaker 6: most of the time when I tell this story, nobody.
Speaker 3: Has I've been there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, out of all the rides there, the only one
Speaker 2: I remember is the Demon.
Speaker 3: That was a massive, terrifying roller remember, like the ghaul
Speaker 3: that was sitting out the first ye, yes, terrifying, scary.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me that this new death experience involves the
Speaker 1: roller coaster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, keep going. So you were at the Demon.
Speaker 6: I was really proud that I finally went on this
Speaker 6: ride with my friend.
Speaker 1: Why were you too scared before? Oh?
Speaker 6: I was shitting myself every single time. I finally went
Speaker 6: on it with my friend and then we went back
Speaker 6: again with my family about six months later.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I've done it once, I'll do it again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to show you that I
Speaker 6: actually can do this. Yeah, that day it was like
Speaker 6: a Final Destination movie playing over from the moment I
Speaker 6: woke up.
Speaker 3: Oh you had like a premonition, I did.
Speaker 6: I kept predicting stuff all day.
Speaker 3: What were you getting? Like visions of it it breaking down,
Speaker 3: blowing up.
Speaker 6: It's like visions and stuff like something happened in the
Speaker 6: car where like the side of the wheel popped off,
Speaker 6: so we had to get it and I made to
Speaker 6: come out and fix that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 6: So then when we finally got there, all these like
Speaker 6: little things are happening, like stuck with the tickets not working,
Speaker 6: and yeah.
Speaker 1: There's some intervention happened there. Stop you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I got really spooked. And then I just
Speaker 6: had that like Raven Simone flash. I thought we're all
Speaker 6: going to die.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, Well you were wrong, because you're here
Speaker 1: to tell the title which you thought. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 6: So I went on the roller coaster. I couldn't open
Speaker 6: my eyes at all. I was so scared. All I
Speaker 6: can remember is being upside down and the roller coaster
Speaker 6: stopping abruptly.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you were right.
Speaker 1: The premonition was really fuck like, is it supposed to
Speaker 1: do that? Or did it break down?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: It broke down.
Speaker 1: Oh you're upside down.
Speaker 6: In the air for about ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Upside down, Maria, side down?
Speaker 1: Fuck me, what does that even feel like? With the
Speaker 1: blood rushing to your head?
Speaker 6: It was horrible. I was like nine years old.
Speaker 1: That's terribick. I feel fucking sick.
Speaker 3: That's shocking.
Speaker 2: I feel dizzy.
Speaker 6: My brother ended up having a cigarette while I.
Speaker 1: Was while you were upside down. That didn't have an
Speaker 1: upside down dart.
Speaker 6: It was a rolling as well. I don't know how
Speaker 6: he did it.
Speaker 1: That's pressive. I'm not encouraging smoking, but that's impressive if
Speaker 1: nothing else. And so wait, how do they get you down?
Speaker 1: Do they eventually just like kickstart that fucking thing.
Speaker 6: So there was a little guy that came up this
Speaker 6: tiny little ladder and poked his head up and said,
Speaker 6: all right, guys, the only way we're going to be
Speaker 6: able to get this down is how mechanics work on it.
Speaker 6: We don't know when, but we're going to cut the brakes.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 6: So the brake they're basically going to cut the brake
Speaker 6: so that it would like freely spot.
Speaker 1: The oh it was in like gravity will do its thing,
Speaker 1: It'll just kind of I ended.
Speaker 6: Up doing like three or four more laps while it
Speaker 6: like slowly came to a stop and there was like
Speaker 6: a team of people waiting there to like physically stop
Speaker 6: the carriage. I was up there for another like ten
Speaker 6: minutes before they cut the line.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, that's horrific. That's not for me. I'm a headache.
Speaker 3: You're thinking about it, I'd pass out. I think my
Speaker 3: hair would look amazing, but I would pass out. I think.
Speaker 1: Maria, surely honestly to sue them. You should you really
Speaker 1: should have. You know what they did, shut down?
Speaker 6: So they did here later when we tram down, they
Speaker 6: had like a thermal blanket for me and I was
Speaker 6: sitting on a milk crate at the end.
Speaker 3: Of the screen film.
Speaker 1: You know what you've done it. You've done it, Maria.
Speaker 1: You've given me a brilliant story.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Maria. That is incredible. That's what we wanted,
Speaker 3: and you know.
Speaker 1: You've wanted deluxe totally tope bag. That's what I was
Speaker 1: just going to say, Yeah, totally totally.
Speaker 3: This is the deluxe edition. So we'll price keep a
Speaker 3: general seminouce.
Speaker 1: You you knew that it's a vomit bag on your
Speaker 1: next roller coaster.
Speaker 3: You can put that pig of a dog in it
Speaker 3: and carried around.
Speaker 6: I'm so excited. And I put so many nassies in there.
Speaker 3: That's so cute. Thanks Maria, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Cutie my god, Oh, I feel sick thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not that bad.
Speaker 1: Being upside down. Imagine how your head would feel.
Speaker 3: That was a long story, and I did think that
Speaker 3: she was just going to say and I wrote it
Speaker 3: and it was fine. I was like, well, then the
Speaker 3: premonition is just anxiety there.
Speaker 1: I was worried that that's where I was headed. Thank
Speaker 1: god she came through with that fucking part of the story.
Speaker 3: That story really didn't mimick the demon. There was ups
Speaker 3: and downs, and I was on the journey the whole
Speaker 3: time we got there.
Speaker 1: In the end, I even went to Wonderland. But they've
Speaker 1: got like a cemetery right next door, and I went
Speaker 1: to several funerals at that cemetery. The burial bit and
Speaker 1: we'd just be laying someone to eternal rest, and you
Speaker 1: can just hear in the background on the roller coasters.
Speaker 1: It was such a tease.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not the best placement, is it. No, that's shocking.
Speaker 1: And I was like, mum, can we go one day?
Speaker 1: And then the bastard closed down? Didn't of course?
Speaker 3: Where was it in Sydney the Hills or Western.
Speaker 2: Sydney or something went or whatever?
Speaker 1: Is now? What is that? The fuck?
Speaker 3: Some sort of amber ler?
Speaker 1: Where did that come from?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Stephen just got home?
Speaker 1: Why the fuck does your phone cause such a scene
Speaker 1: when your boyfriend gets home.
Speaker 3: That's a new thing we were testing it. Apple can
Speaker 3: do check in so you can check him when you
Speaker 3: get home because he's driving home.
Speaker 1: A two hour drive. No, like you've got a baby
Speaker 1: monitor for your boys right now?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Should we get out of here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I gotta give Stephen his bot butt. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: We will be bagging a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Wednesday and we'll catch you on Wednesday. Hey, I love you,
Speaker 1: and don't forget to go merd shopping. It's up now
Speaker 1: for fail.
Speaker 3: A couple of mitches, dot com dot a. You see
Speaker 3: there's my in a radio good at a credit line
Speaker 3: when I very go shop guys, enjoy catch you soon?
Speaker 1: Do you fin Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Up, welcome
Speaker 1: to add brief our secret segment on the end, it
Speaker 1: will be turn the show. It's done, and then we
Speaker 1: discover a bit rogue here. Yeah, we do chaotic. Did
Speaker 1: you see that? For DN did her own ad debrief
Speaker 1: about our ad debris on her TikTok. She listened to
Speaker 1: the episode that came out last Wednesday. And as you know,
Speaker 1: the rule is if a guest doesn't know about the
Speaker 1: secret segment, they're not hanging around for it.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 1: I really saw that TikTok or vlog. I was going
Speaker 1: to say flog.
Speaker 3: It's not really flog, it's a ten minute TikTok, no editing,
Speaker 3: it's a bit chaotic. And I really thought she was
Speaker 3: going to go in on us.
Speaker 1: I thought she was going about like she was so
Speaker 1: pissed off about us talking about her in aid to
Speaker 1: D brief, which we didn't really.
Speaker 3: No, we just whenever we have a guest that doesn't
Speaker 3: stick around for a to D brief, we often debrief
Speaker 3: about the guest.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it makes sense totally.
Speaker 3: So we did debrief and we said nothing bad. I
Speaker 3: really genuinely like was a person h hilarious, very funny, Kaye.
Speaker 1: The only hint of shadiness that I had detected from
Speaker 1: her in that video she posted the day of the
Speaker 1: episode coming out, because I would have said in a
Speaker 1: to D brief, I got the impression that she's not
Speaker 1: a listener, so we're not letting her know about the
Speaker 1: secret segment. We don't tell them unless they already know, yes,
Speaker 1: And she said, I did listen to bits and pieces
Speaker 1: of the podcast just to get an idea of what
Speaker 1: I was dealing with. But I'm sure she didn't listen
Speaker 1: to the end. Yes, that would be only shadiness I
Speaker 1: got from her. I'm sure it's shit. Didn't listen to
Speaker 1: the end. I was like, all right, she's watched me,
Speaker 1: not watch the rest of this fucking TikTok was.
Speaker 3: A busy mum. Her cat and dog, their names? Are
Speaker 3: you across the names of the cat and dog?
Speaker 1: The whole situation marries me. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about the names. It's deeply stressful. Streaky is the name
Speaker 1: of the cat. Yeah, that cat sounds genuinely distressed. And
Speaker 1: how she said that they play fight, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's no. That dog is harassing the cat and
Speaker 1: like hurting it. I agree, I didn't. I did leave
Speaker 1: a comment, Actually, did you What.
Speaker 3: Did you say?
Speaker 1: I said. She said something about like, oh, I think
Speaker 1: I killed it my first podcast, and I said, Hi
Speaker 1: for Danne, Yes you did kill it. Please keep an
Speaker 1: eye in streaky. I'm very worried. She sounds. He sounds distressed.
Speaker 3: Good high for dance speaking of killing it. That dog
Speaker 3: in the background needs to be sprayed.
Speaker 1: It just tugged on my heartstrings a bit here in
Speaker 1: the cat in.
Speaker 3: No, I agree it was.
Speaker 1: I think it was okay, but the audio was maybe
Speaker 1: the cat was just being a fucking drama queen, because
Speaker 1: sometimes they're like that.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you what my claim to fame was?
Speaker 3: And I was, I'm so happy this has happened to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know when you're scrolling TikTok and you're watching a
Speaker 3: video and it's like, oh my god, I bought the
Speaker 3: dream Think the viral drink, and I love it so much.
Speaker 3: I'm drinking this blue drink that is so good, and
Speaker 3: they're reviewing the blue drink and you go, what the
Speaker 3: fuck's the blue drink? So you go to comment and
Speaker 3: the search bar at the blue at the top says
Speaker 3: the blue drink, So then you click it and takes
Speaker 3: you to what the blue drink is? I am that
Speaker 3: on for Dan's video. The first vlog about her experience
Speaker 3: on the podcast is a vlog about.
Speaker 1: Her coming day that she came in and recorded with
Speaker 1: her Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: And she's like, I'm with a couple of mitches, Mitch Chery,
Speaker 3: Mitch Cumbs, whatever, and the top comment is excited to
Speaker 3: listen love Mitchell Kumbs, hate Mitch Chury. That man is
Speaker 3: so annoying. Really but yeah, but she's hate Mitch Chury.
Speaker 3: So then the blue search bar is who is Mitch Chury?
Speaker 3: So if you go to that video and you click it,
Speaker 3: it takes you on a TikTok algorithm of like all
Speaker 3: my top videos.
Speaker 1: I hate to break it too, but I now suspect
Speaker 1: maybe that blue search bar yes might be different depending
Speaker 1: on whose account it is, because mine that the blue
Speaker 1: bar was just is It Just Me? Podcast?
Speaker 3: And that's good people are checking out the podcast is
Speaker 3: It Just Me podcasts? Maybe the top comment I think
Speaker 3: it changes based on the like a top comment on
Speaker 3: what everyone's talking about.
Speaker 1: So someone said, you're annoying, and everyone wants to know
Speaker 1: who is and.
Speaker 3: Were the idiots were jumping in going he's not annoying,
Speaker 3: And then some people are like, I fucking agree. Go
Speaker 3: to the vlog one general and see. But it just was.
Speaker 3: I found it was very happy because I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: a search bar.
Speaker 1: Have you ever googled yourself and seen what comes up
Speaker 1: in the recommended.
Speaker 3: I did this week? Oh gee, well I google myself
Speaker 3: this week because you know that comedy show in Australia.
Speaker 3: Have you been paying attention? They mentioned me on the show?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck me? What if with this baby monitor?
Speaker 3: Steven's doing a pooh can on silent forgod? No, it's
Speaker 3: pushing through the silent.
Speaker 1: Tell him to stop.
Speaker 2: I get Mitch and Mitch podcasts for Dan.
Speaker 1: Yeah see look it changes. Yeah, okay, how random? I
Speaker 1: just looked up Mitch Cheer and Google the top search.
Speaker 1: Do you want to guess?
Speaker 3: No? I know what it is. It's Mitch Cheery, how
Speaker 3: I lost so much weight?
Speaker 1: Or not? How it's phrased? Oh, mich Chery weight loss, Yes,
Speaker 1: Cherry Dad, Mitch Chery partner, Mitch Chery kiss mich Cherry far.
Speaker 1: Why are so many people curious about.
Speaker 3: Your dada, I got no idea because he's.
Speaker 1: Mitch Cheering new boyfriend if fucking pedestrian, and I can
Speaker 1: write an article about that Mitch Cheery.
Speaker 3: Wait, someone's google Mitch Cheery new boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 1: The third one is Mitch Cheery partner.
Speaker 3: That's funny. Well, I've just googled. I've googled.
Speaker 1: I'll do Google. You you have to go to Google
Speaker 1: dot com for it to work properly.
Speaker 3: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well I this week have you been paying Attention?
Speaker 3: Hold on, I can't do two things at once. We
Speaker 3: know have you been paying Attention? We're Celia Piccolo, who's
Speaker 3: a comedian in this country, was on the panel for
Speaker 3: Have You Been Paying Attention? And every year they rank
Speaker 3: like the top talent in the country, and they did
Speaker 3: most entertaining people in Australia. I was number six, thank
Speaker 3: you very much, in the country. I'll take that.
Speaker 1: Celia was number five.
Speaker 3: But on the list they were making fun of the list,
Speaker 3: being like who are these people?
Speaker 1: Said? They were being like, who the fuck's Mitch Cheery? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ed Cavelly is like the funny thing is like they're
Speaker 3: the most entertaining people in the country. Yet still got
Speaker 3: to google them, and then everyone will laugh. She's just
Speaker 3: not funny. And then I made a joke saying, if
Speaker 3: you google me, all you get is articles about my
Speaker 3: weight loss of my failed relationships.
Speaker 1: They're article is about failed relationships. Yeah, it's like Mitch
Speaker 1: sur and it's a split from long time partner. All right,
Speaker 1: let's do you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I wonder for you to get confused with the other one,
Speaker 1: So don't enter. I just write Mitchell comes and see
Speaker 1: it comes.
Speaker 3: Mitchell Combs top Search, Mitchell Combs, Bogan Gate, Mitchell Combs Newcastle,
Speaker 3: Mitchell Coumb's partner, Mitchell Coomb's age, Mitchell Coumb's comedy show.
Speaker 1: I just did it as well. Mitchell Kumb's ticket is
Speaker 1: the top search ticket that here age, Mitchell Kumb Fest Knock.
Speaker 1: Why would they be googgling that?
Speaker 3: Maybe that's Mitchell comb psychic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get Mitchell Kum's tickets, Mitchell Kuomb's books.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at the photo of me that
Speaker 1: comes up when you google me.
Speaker 3: Show me.
Speaker 2: Oh baby, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? It's like me with short hair and
Speaker 1: glass you lesbian?
Speaker 3: A photo of me doesn't even come up.
Speaker 1: Anyway, This is a bit obnoxious. It's googling ourselves. What
Speaker 1: if I do Jenna Actually.
Speaker 3: I've done Jenna gender Ben in Chicago, Janna Benson pottery,
Speaker 3: Jenna Benson Calgary, Jenna Benson ceramics, Jenna Benson. A photo
Speaker 3: of her comes up and it's Jenna Benson journalist?
Speaker 1: Is how they site you? Oh wow?
Speaker 3: Which is that not how you described her at the
Speaker 3: start of the episode speaking of journalists.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Well? I mean she technically is.
Speaker 3: Really do you scientists?
Speaker 1: Do you still write news articles as a part of
Speaker 1: your job or not?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I've met not like serious stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah Benson journalist? You google overview?
Speaker 2: What in overview?
Speaker 1: I'm clicking it. Nothing comes up?
Speaker 3: Oh your are you? Jenna got nominated. We should actually
Speaker 3: give Jennifer Flowers for a moment, Mitchell. Jenna got nominated
Speaker 3: for the Media Week Next of the Best Awards, which
Speaker 3: is last year. I did win it last year and
Speaker 3: I'm hosting this year, So I will give you if
Speaker 3: you win.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's going to be cute if you
Speaker 1: give it to her, I know, is that sweet?
Speaker 2: Do you know if the company is going to pay
Speaker 2: for my ticket?
Speaker 3: I'm aware if you mean or not, I've already got
Speaker 3: the script.
Speaker 2: Do I win?
Speaker 3: I can't tell you legally, No.
Speaker 4: I want to know because I'm not paying four fifty
Speaker 4: dollars to go four hundred.
Speaker 3: And fifty arn aren Kiss paid for my ticket last
Speaker 3: year year because I was nominated.
Speaker 2: They paid for mine last year because I was nominated
Speaker 2: and lost.
Speaker 1: I don't been there. I didn't win my ACRA either.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, horrible, I won my ACRA.
Speaker 3: Sorry about it? All right? Well, no, you want best
Speaker 3: Hairline at the Comedy Festival, didn't he No, what was it?
Speaker 1: Certainly I wasn't even nominating for that.
Speaker 3: What did you win Best Newcomer?
Speaker 1: No, just Best Comedy at Newcastle Fringe. Oh?
Speaker 3: Correct, Yeah, so we're all We're all award winning presenters
Speaker 3: in our own right.
Speaker 2: I'm a journalist.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm fifth most entertaining in the country.
Speaker 4: Six.
Speaker 1: I didn't actually get a trophy, for fucking I didn't.
Speaker 1: I've never won a trophy. Actually, no, that's not true.
Speaker 1: I did win my first trophy. It's part of like
Speaker 1: a Tafe award, like Vocational Student of the Year or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's cute. But yeah, I thought I might get a
Speaker 1: Trophy or something for that best Comedy at Newcastle Fringe. No,
Speaker 1: they just sent me like a digital pluk thing to
Speaker 1: put on my hoosters in the future. That's I got
Speaker 1: a fucking P and G file attached to an email.
Speaker 1: That's my price and what you just put on your
Speaker 1: poster and you bet your ass I have. Could anyone
Speaker 1: else just not steal that P and G and put
Speaker 1: it on there? I suppose they could, couldn't they, But
Speaker 1: they'd be lying.
Speaker 3: They would be lying.
Speaker 1: We don't support lies here at this podcast.
Speaker 3: Don't know unless it's you til it's called embellishment. It's
Speaker 3: called number fifth entertaining the country. Try it, I think.
Speaker 3: So there again, embellishment. I'm standing.
Speaker 1: I'm the number one entertain one.
Speaker 3: I just forget entertainment.
Speaker 1: It's I'm going to do another self indulgent plug. I
Speaker 1: added a New Sydney show as mentioned an Adelaide show. Yes,
Speaker 1: and one of my time shows is sold out, but
Speaker 1: there should be tickets to the other.
Speaker 3: So yeah, come and see me do live ship buy ticket.
Speaker 3: Someone just bought a ticket that's connected to shopify. Whenever
Speaker 3: someone buys a ticket, it goes out. Another one that's
Speaker 3: Stephen the baby camp is just a shit. It's not
Speaker 3: a baby cam. It's just so when when he gets home,
Speaker 3: I know he's home. Can I just tease something? Look
Speaker 3: at the our text chain together. We literally send him selfies.
Speaker 3: We literally started it today. Checking started because he said,
Speaker 3: I'm driving home and my Apple gave me a prompt
Speaker 3: and it said do you want to do a check in?
Speaker 1: So I hit it as a joke. He literally said.
Speaker 3: What's his check in timer? Why do you want me
Speaker 3: to check in with you at two thirty five?
Speaker 1: Why do you need that?
Speaker 3: I said, I don't know, so I know you're home.
Speaker 3: It just gave me a prompt.
Speaker 1: Apple did it. It's the first time I ever used it.
Speaker 2: It's like when a primary school student gets home.
Speaker 3: Or when an adult gets home from their full time job.
Speaker 1: As he is doing why do you need to know
Speaker 1: that information though you're at work. He can fend for himself.
Speaker 3: I just said, let me know you get home. It's
Speaker 3: a loving, caring thing to do.
Speaker 1: It was just a text message, not if it's going
Speaker 1: to blast during our podcast.
Speaker 3: I wasn't aware of the ins and outs of the technology. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We really should go Yeah, we better, We hope this
Speaker 1: podcast made it for at least two percent better today,
Speaker 1: that's all so we did. We forgot the number. I
Speaker 1: was like, how many percent?
Speaker 3: It's two Yeah, it's two percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know what would have been a fun bit of
Speaker 3: merge portable charger that said, we hope this makes you
Speaker 3: feel at least.
Speaker 1: If the world shit is charged. Only the charge it
Speaker 1: goes flat after like ten minutes, and it's really slow,
Speaker 1: so it only makes your fucking phone two percent better.
Speaker 3: That would have been really funny. Or just a tiny
Speaker 3: portable charger, just a double a battery with a USB, thunderbolt,
Speaker 3: lightning port, whatever the fuck it's called.
Speaker 1: You know, it's also been in the back of my
Speaker 1: mind as potential merch one day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like a coffee table book of.
Speaker 1: All the things better than drugs and dick than our
Speaker 1: guests have contributed.
Speaker 3: Well, I still think we needed Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Playing cards? Which are just all the idems we've done
Speaker 3: over the years, and you have drinks with your friends
Speaker 3: and you pull it up is it just me? And
Speaker 3: you have the moral conundrum you talk about your friends
Speaker 3: with it. I still think that is brilliant card game.
Speaker 1: But the conversation could really fall flat. You pull out
Speaker 1: the card and go, is anyone in their Pilate's era
Speaker 1: nap totally?
Speaker 3: Well, we don't pick those ones. We pick the good ones.
Speaker 1: For fuck. There won't be many who cares, you know,
Speaker 1: our fans of the show will get them anyway.
Speaker 3: That's good. We've got flex Maami. She writes like, oh
Speaker 3: it go surreal on cards and she lives in four
Speaker 3: pund houses. People love card games.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you get cracking on that.
Speaker 3: Potentially, Jenne, that was a director for you. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. Thanks for listening. It is We'll catch
Speaker 1: you on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Five stars on Apple. Podcasts are on Spotify. Please if
Speaker 3: you can, we'd love you forever if you could give
Speaker 3: us a review. Keeps us going on the cloud.
Speaker 1: And don't forget to go merch shopping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple of meches dot com. You go have
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