1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: New Jersey and Amanda jam Nation. So we were talking 2 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: earlier about the Willy Wonker Experience. It was billed this 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: is in Glasgow. It was billed as an incredible interactive experience. 4 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 2: A world of imagination. 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: They promised chocolate fountains, chocolatey delights. There was none of that. 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: Children were instead offered a half cup of lemonade and 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: a small ration of jellybeans, and there was sort of 8 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: like a local version of a Nighter graduate standing in 9 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: a costume. Yeah, that was pretty much it. Well, there's 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: been a Bridgiton ball held in Detroit. Have you seen 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: the footage of this Bridgeton massive show. People love the 12 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 1: idea of dressing up in period costume to go there, 13 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: and people went to huge lengths. I saw footage of 14 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: people who just looked fantastic. What they were promised was 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,639 Speaker 1: that they would be stepping into an enchanting world of 16 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: the regency era, with all the quote sophistication, grace and 17 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: historical charm of a typical nineteenth century night of luxury. 18 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: People paid up to one thousand dollars for tickets. Some 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: of them are one hundred and fifty bucks, but up 20 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: to a thousand dollars. There's going to be dinner, an orchestra, 21 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: professional photos, and a valet and all the punsy stuff 22 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: that you would love for, all the bridges, all the 23 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: bridget and stuff. Instead, well there was nothing. Instead, there 24 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: were tacky decorations. There was one loan violinist. There was 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 1: no orchestra. I saw in the corner of a room. 26 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: There was a vase with a plastic flower in it 27 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: on the floor. That was it. And the entertainment was 28 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: a woman in a g string on a pole and 29 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: she said that she was booked just a few hours 30 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: before the event. And the food they ran out of food, 31 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: some of which guests said was still was served raw 32 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: and was just handed out by a woman in a 33 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: jumper and jeans, and people were leaving here. I'm looking 34 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: at something here that says the event started at seven 35 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: six o'clock. At seven o'clock, they watched twenty people leave. 36 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 2: And you've paid one thousand busy. 37 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: Paid up to a thousand bucks to be there. 38 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 2: And Kelly wore a mask. 39 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: What about this? There is a US based cookie company 40 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 1: that has gone viral. It's like in and out Burger, 41 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: you know, suddenly the Australians are going, we want this stuff? 42 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? It's called Crumble. Sounds 43 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 1: like a dating app, doesn't it? Crumbl Crumble And so 44 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,359 Speaker 1: Sydney Siders were told that Crumble was coming to Sydney, 45 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,359 Speaker 1: so people lined up for hours to get their hands 46 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: on official Crumble cookies. The cookies were selling for seventeen 47 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: dollars fifty whoa for a cookie? And what happened is 48 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: that they were kind of duped in a way because 49 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: it was a fake pop up shop in that it 50 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: wasn't the official company at all selling their cookies to 51 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: Sydney siders. Someone had gone and bought a stack of 52 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: them in the States and was just reselling. I just 53 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 1: brought them home and was reselling. 54 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 2: How'd you get them through the quarantine? 55 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: Well, the organizers, when all the beep hit the fan 56 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 1: had they broke down their profit and costs, saying that 57 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 1: there was never their intention to rip anyone off. We 58 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: haven't really made any money because it was expensive to 59 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: import them. It's all been above bought, et cetera, et cetera. 60 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: But people have thought that they were getting access to 61 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: the official Crumble cookie. So it's just old mate who 62 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: went over and bought some and ran out very quickly. P. T. 63 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 2: Barnum said that there's a sucker born every minute. I've 64 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 2: never queued up for anything. 65 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: What about have you gone to an event there's not 66 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: so much queuing up. Have you gone to an event 67 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: that one that. 68 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:26,679 Speaker 2: You and I were in? 69 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 1: What was that one? 70 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 2: Remember the American Chopper show when the American Chopper guys came. 71 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: Here and what were they supposed to do? 72 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 2: They're supposed to have this big event. It was this 73 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 2: is a long time agoin in two thousand and five, 74 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 2: two thousand and six, when American Chopper was huge and 75 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 2: they were going to build a chopper on and then 76 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 2: give it away, and then all of a sudden, it 77 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 2: was kind of strange how they gave it away. They 78 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 2: gave this chopper all away, and there was this sort 79 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 2: of confused Asian bloke on stage and they congratulations, and 80 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 2: they whisked him away and he. 81 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: Went to Melbourne won up there again. 82 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 2: And then a guy from the airport who works at 83 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 2: the airport me a picture of that chopper going back 84 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 2: to America, and that was that was the ignomy of 85 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 2: the whole event. The event was dreadful. 86 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: I remember also we left way early, and we were 87 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: opposed to weren't you supposed to be interacting with all 88 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: the stars. 89 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, and they didn't want to talk to anyone. 90 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 1: No, they didn't even They came out eventually to wave 91 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: from a balcony in Homebush. 92 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 2: Because they got you and I because we hosted the 93 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 2: press conference. Remember that they came here and it was 94 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 2: very successful, although you hogged all the question I didn't hold. 95 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 2: You asked Paul sor So, tell me about your mustache? 96 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 2: How do you keep that so supple and soft? 97 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: And then do you remember. 98 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 2: Twenty minutes of that was talk him talking about mustaches? 99 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 1: Do you remember though? I also I didn't see a 100 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,359 Speaker 1: glass stow on a booked mad. I went into it 101 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: like a budget. 102 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 2: So this is my moment to shine mustache. And then 103 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 2: you walk in and everyone's fussing about you and then. 104 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: I almost passed out. 105 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 2: Well watch where you're going? 106 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: And so that event was. 107 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 2: Then they asked us, they said, well, will you come 108 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 2: out to Home Bush and do the next event? And 109 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,159 Speaker 2: it was a totally different event, wasn't the press comments? 110 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 2: And the boys were they weren't very. 111 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: Good at all? No, well, they weren't made to be 112 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: those snugs. Yeah, it's like the Duck Dynasty guys. You know, 113 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 1: you get a show and it's all going to fall 114 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: in a heat because you get exposed as being the 115 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: kind of people that do do those kinds of shows. 116 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 2: But people paid good money to go and see them.