WEBVTT - #175: Churi Got TRAPPED

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches. Hell, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yourself for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Rude shocks of young adultsthood.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a

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<v Speaker 1>dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake,

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<v Speaker 1>sit on a deck and eat a cake? Absolutely? If

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<v Speaker 1>you sit on the cake, you ruin it. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I'd have a waste of cake? By sit Nouri

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<v Speaker 1>and Mitchell Coups? Hello you? Hello? Oh we have different energies. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm fucking naked today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well listen, I was naked when I finished my

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<v Speaker 1>national tour. You finished your tour?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean it sounds really, really dramatic when you

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<v Speaker 4>say I've just finished a national tour. I just had

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<v Speaker 4>a long weekend. Really it was two Madelaide shows and

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<v Speaker 4>a Perth show.

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<v Speaker 1>How many pains? How many trips?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even remember. It feels like one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the eye, isn't it? Fucked? Being in airports and

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<v Speaker 1>being on flights is painful, multiple in a couple of days,

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<v Speaker 1>the worst thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>What was the worst thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I was in Perth for so little time, less

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<v Speaker 4>than twenty four hours? Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Same when I flew from.

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<v Speaker 4>Adelaide to Perth and then the next morning Perth to Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in Perth for such a short amount of

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<v Speaker 4>time that they assumed that Perth was a mere layover

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<v Speaker 4>and wouldn't give me my bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>They literally put my suitcase behind the thing and were like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll just put that aside for your Sydney flight

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. I'm like, no, I need it now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not just camping in the fucking airport. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>no idiot would ever come to Perth for twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>hours or less? Then less? Then naturally did you like Perth?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was exactly the same. I think I had

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen hours in Perth.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh how greedy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was awful, right selfish, and I loved it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was really cute. I mean I didn't get the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>vibe of it. I didn't have much time.

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<v Speaker 4>I got there at like two pm, fucked around for

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<v Speaker 4>an hour, but wrestling for my bag, went to the

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<v Speaker 4>venue for sound check, went to the hotel for the

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<v Speaker 4>quickert snap of my life, and then went to the venue.

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<v Speaker 4>And when I finished my show at like ten pm

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<v Speaker 4>ish a little bit before or because it was at

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<v Speaker 4>a gay club. Essentially, I thought I could go downstairs.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like the Perth equivalent of Imperial. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it's like a gay pub.

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<v Speaker 1>Cute.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I went downstairs, I thought, yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 4>just kick on have a few drinks. It was all closed,

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<v Speaker 4>everything closed on a Sunday, and so that was my

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<v Speaker 4>impression of Perth, just dead nothing on a Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I went to a little walk the next morning,

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<v Speaker 4>and yes, it was pretty, but I didn't have much

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<v Speaker 4>time to enjoy myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Your shows as well, more than a show, your full

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor swift to do and meet and greets. You're getting

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<v Speaker 1>photos with mums and yeah, you're making clay clips.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my favorite part. The little meat and greater I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think cut, aren't they I really And I love the

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<v Speaker 1>idiots that went. They send photos in yeah, and they

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<v Speaker 1>see I so saw some complaints. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>bring them too your atention, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 1>With the show's good.

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<v Speaker 3>They were really good shows.

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<v Speaker 4>I may as well mention this now coming up in

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<v Speaker 4>episode one seventy six this Wednesday, I'm telling you about

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<v Speaker 4>two moments during my shows every the weekend that I

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<v Speaker 4>keeping me up at night. They haunting me because there

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<v Speaker 4>were two moments where I made a bit of a

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<v Speaker 4>fuckhead of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really yeah, Oh is it? Is it one the

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<v Speaker 1>shapewear incident?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that was in Bridsbane. That was eighty too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, because I had a shapewear moment too when I

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<v Speaker 1>was on stage and I've only just seen them because

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<v Speaker 1>they sent professional photos. And what happened, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>my shape. It was just you know when the shapewear

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<v Speaker 1>that I wear, the skins goes just cuts off just

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<v Speaker 1>under my nipples. Anyway, I was sweating profusely because I

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<v Speaker 1>was on stage anxious. Yeah, so like folded down. So

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<v Speaker 1>it made my top roll way, Yeah, it made.

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<v Speaker 3>It worse when it starts to roll. That's not helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it rolls down like you know, you get a

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<v Speaker 1>long sock and you're a kid and you'd get your

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<v Speaker 1>hand at the top and you'd roll it down. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a down nut. That's exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just things that have done that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and then on Wednesday, trying to make jokes and

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<v Speaker 1>I look like I've got a whole hoop around my waist. Bad. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you had two embarrassing moments.

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<v Speaker 3>There were two, and I will tell you about them

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<v Speaker 3>on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, great one am I talking about Wednesday? Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>You're very well thought out. I don't even think I

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<v Speaker 1>can tease what I'm talking about on Wednesday. So I

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<v Speaker 1>make something up on Wednesday, my surgery announcement.

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<v Speaker 3>Announcements.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we just did really terrible hooks to see

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<v Speaker 1>if people would stick around.

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<v Speaker 4>And see if they question it? Whatever happened to the

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<v Speaker 4>surgery announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch and I read the obituaries from the local paper Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. Mitch makes a neutrable a smoothie Wednesday. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you you will not believe the ingredients that he puts

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<v Speaker 1>in that thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be happy to do that. Remember that time milkshakes

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<v Speaker 4>on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>God Yes, and people still send us photos of lime

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<v Speaker 1>milkshakes to this day.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad they do, so I know where to find them.

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<v Speaker 4>Although I've still got fucking two leaders, well four leaders

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<v Speaker 4>in total. I've got the blue Heaven milkshake flavoring and

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<v Speaker 4>the lime flavoring at the top of my kitchen cup

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<v Speaker 4>and people ask the other time, what the fuck are

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<v Speaker 4>they about?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what we need to do that we could

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<v Speaker 1>make Christmas cocktails because it's green. We could make you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we could do it because.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great call. I'm doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we do it on one of the last

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<v Speaker 1>episodes Christmas? Y Yeah, we'll get like Bailey's Yes, the

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<v Speaker 1>green lime flavoring.

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<v Speaker 3>That might be great.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I'm thinking I know where your heads at. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we just had peppermint, and then it's peppermint. It's Kenny. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>it's true. Just put a can, so it's your Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>cocktail's haer feet Blue is going to be hard. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing blue about Christmas. Oh post Christmas depression cocktail

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<v Speaker 1>the other day after Christmas. That's my mom My. Mum

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<v Speaker 1>is always so depressed after Christmas.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not necessarily depression. I just feel like everyone

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<v Speaker 4>has that weird headspace between Christmas and New Years where

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<v Speaker 4>they're like, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? That is so smart hat Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to brand the cocktail. This is the cocktail for

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<v Speaker 1>that like purgatory five day period between Christmas and New Year,

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<v Speaker 1>the christ a word for that or that period. Yeah, hell,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it. Actually I kind of love it me too. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no it's like the purge.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love to be in one of those phases right

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<v Speaker 4>now where this is like no thoughts required, chill please huh.

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<v Speaker 4>When I got back from Perth, I went to bed

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<v Speaker 4>that night at my place and I started to feel

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<v Speaker 4>the full body aches and pains coming on over and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, this feels familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, this feels like COVID. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I did a test the next morning and it was negative,

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<v Speaker 4>and I I thought that can't be right. I'll do

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<v Speaker 4>another test that was also negative. And is it weird

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<v Speaker 4>that I was quite disappointed?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you saw the week that I had. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a week of bliss exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been bed for eight days because if you've got COVID,

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<v Speaker 4>people leave you the fuck alive.

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<v Speaker 1>They do.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a valid excuse to get out of commitments and whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Whereas this week I really could have done with that.

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<v Speaker 4>But oh, everyone's been nagging me this week so much

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<v Speaker 4>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>A sad story. And this is true. I got the

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<v Speaker 1>new iPhone in the middle of having that, so sad, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's context. I didn't get the fifteen promacs, so why

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<v Speaker 1>it's beautiful? And I wasn't getting any messages after and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I need to go talk to a genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's wrong. And there was nothing wrong. No one just

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<v Speaker 1>cared for me. Oh no, I was talking to me.

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<v Speaker 1>None of my apps were going off. I'm my notifications

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<v Speaker 1>must have been turned off. No, we're all on. Just

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<v Speaker 1>no one gave a shit. Oh that's a bit sad. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't posting like I was doing the hot Girl

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<v Speaker 1>Walk content every day, and then I got COVID and

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<v Speaker 1>I posted nothing for a week. And you get used

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<v Speaker 1>to that, like dopamine hit of having people in your

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<v Speaker 1>like hundreds people in your DMS to talk to and

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<v Speaker 1>they're responding to content.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds so unrelatable.

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<v Speaker 1>You can relate, can't you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I know what you're talking about, but I don't

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<v Speaker 4>really rely on that for dapamne to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh interesting, right, Yeah, I'm fucked in the head. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Is It Just Me? Everyone? We start every

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<v Speaker 1>show with an is it just me? Something We've noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I

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<v Speaker 1>do not know mitches and I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got one age today, I've got to say I'm

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<v Speaker 4>feeling tired and cranky, so I'm leaning into that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's probably for the best now because we're

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<v Speaker 1>technically in a relationship. I'm your longest relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's true. Do you want to part from like

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<v Speaker 4>siblings and parents?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yeah, but yeah non family relationship yeah, okay. And

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<v Speaker 1>we see each other and we talk at the same

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<v Speaker 1>length as couples and intimacy. We talk about very intimate things.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. If that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>We see each other once a week.

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<v Speaker 1>How many other friends have you consistently seen every week

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<v Speaker 1>for five years?

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<v Speaker 3>That's true?

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<v Speaker 1>True? Got me there?

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<v Speaker 4>Ya?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to lift you up? Or do

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<v Speaker 1>I mean to be at your level?

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<v Speaker 3>For what?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, because you're like, I'm feeling grumpy. Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to try? And like, am I going to be going?

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<v Speaker 3>You know that'll make me more grumpy?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, after five years, you'd think you'd know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why pushes me button? I went on a date and

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<v Speaker 1>it was I think it was. It was a perfect

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<v Speaker 1>me date. But I think it's your date from hell.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my angel. Yeah, perfect from its jury awful for coombs? Okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want me to kick things off? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know you start? Because yeah, I'm still recovering from mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the police are still after me.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, it's too soon.

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<v Speaker 3>You ready, Yeah, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Is the sun so fucking disruptive?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Are you talking as if you're a parent, You're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about your squish mellow? The sun, honey, the sun

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<v Speaker 1>in the sky? Oh what's it done to you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's just disruptive, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we kind of need it. It's very important. It

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<v Speaker 1>burns you, It fades your fucking blankets. Yep, yep, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>spf be very important.

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<v Speaker 4>I literally changed my bedding the other day and one

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<v Speaker 4>of my blankets is just faded on one side because

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<v Speaker 4>it's the side of the bed that catches a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of sun.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, like on your bed it gets again?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And I was like, oh fuck that.

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<v Speaker 4>But the worst thing is that if I want to

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<v Speaker 4>watch television during the day, I have to convert my

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<v Speaker 4>house into some sort of doomsday prepper bunker. Yeah, no

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<v Speaker 4>light whatsoever. And yet I can still see my reflection

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<v Speaker 4>on the screen. What the fuck's up with that? Why

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<v Speaker 4>is my TV so dull?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you. We've reached a point in technology

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<v Speaker 1>that we need to be able to bump it up.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I hate the sun when the sun shines

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<v Speaker 1>on your iPhone and your iPhone goes oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do it to combat this. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to pull brightness all the way down to zero. I

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<v Speaker 1>won the opposite bump that ship up. The Apple have

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<v Speaker 1>it wrong. You know, when you're on a walk and

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<v Speaker 1>the sun is beaming on your phone, it goes pull

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<v Speaker 1>pulls that. It doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I might have turned that setting off because

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<v Speaker 4>it was an me you turn that off?

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<v Speaker 3>I think, so, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I can do that after what is it call?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like the transition lenses that people wear, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the glasses that convert to sunglasses in the sun. But

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes they'd come back from recess and that would stay

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<v Speaker 4>in sunglass form for quite sometime.

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<v Speaker 1>My men would do that, and she'd like bump into

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen cupboard because it just takes about five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>to adjust from being sunglasses. That's not good technology. My

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<v Speaker 1>Apple watch does it sometimes. If I'm out at lunch

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<v Speaker 1>and then I go to check the time. You just

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the time. It's pit black. That's the whole

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<v Speaker 1>point over the Apple Watch, is it not? Fuck the sun?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck the sun? Do you know what else?

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<v Speaker 4>I had my first reunion hairdressing appointment with Franco the

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<v Speaker 4>other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he gave me a hug. It was so nice,

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<v Speaker 3>oh bless.

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<v Speaker 4>And so I was with him and I said, I

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<v Speaker 4>need to ask you about heat damage. I'm just noticing

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<v Speaker 4>my hair is getting a little frizzy. And he goes, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 4>do you put heat protector on before you style it

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<v Speaker 4>with some sort of heating product the dice and or

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<v Speaker 4>the hair dry whatever. And I said, yes, always, I

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<v Speaker 4>always do. And he goes, do you put heat protector

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<v Speaker 4>spray before you go outside? I was like, no, why

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<v Speaker 4>the fuck better do that? He goes, oh, well, the

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<v Speaker 4>sun can actually do that. It can damage your hair

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<v Speaker 4>and leave it frizzy and heat damaged as well. And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, well, excuse me for trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>outside and go for my fat bitch walks trying to

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<v Speaker 4>get some more vinamin fucking deg and this is the

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<v Speaker 4>price I pay.

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<v Speaker 1>But gorgeous locks. Fuck, you're just trying to do an

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<v Speaker 1>fb W and God forbid, the sun is out to

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<v Speaker 1>get you exactly. Wait, I don't realize the son could

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<v Speaker 1>cook your hair. It's too late. Now I'm gonna it's

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<v Speaker 1>cooked my face. I've got that many more freckles since

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<v Speaker 1>being out in the sun walking. I love the sun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the sun just good for something? No, I agree, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what? Okay, we're all about contrast. What about this?

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<v Speaker 1>You're a nice sit in the sun, like in spring,

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<v Speaker 1>not summer. You're not gonna sweat, but you're just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sit in the sun and like the sun's gonna warm

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<v Speaker 1>bathe your body, not a sun bake, just like a

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<v Speaker 1>front porch, a cup of tea, Isabella sitting there.

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<v Speaker 4>I can fuck with that. Yes, yeah, a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>heat from the sun is here, I can fuck with yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's about it. That the only pros I can

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<v Speaker 1>think of.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure I could think of more, but I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>pissed off of the TV situation. That's what does my

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<v Speaker 4>head in. I've realized the worst app of them all,

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<v Speaker 4>like all the streaming apps, the worst one for trying

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<v Speaker 4>to watch TV during the day. I'm happy for it

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<v Speaker 4>to go on record. Amazon Prime Video shark as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, what do you mean that? Like the user interface

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<v Speaker 1>is dark?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if you're trying to watch the show on Amazon Prime,

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<v Speaker 4>it seems to be darker than every other streaming all right,

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<v Speaker 4>I get you. And so I can't watch frickin' Deadlock

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<v Speaker 4>during the day. I had to start using my Apple

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<v Speaker 4>TV to watch it instead of just the built in

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<v Speaker 4>app on my TV because for some reason, Apple TV

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<v Speaker 4>is just slightly brighter same platforms. Amazon Prime is just

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<v Speaker 4>slightly brighter on the Apple TV, and I've cranked the

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<v Speaker 4>brightness all the fucking way up.

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<v Speaker 1>But I shouldn't have to. I should just be able

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<v Speaker 1>to see it. I'm so sorry. I just had that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just felt like I was talking to my grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had the exact same conversation with Alma.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that not annoying?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Trying to watch television during the day and it's really dark?

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<v Speaker 1>It is? It is? It definitely is. It's very hard.

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<v Speaker 1>My Miday movies have not been the same. Well it's

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<v Speaker 1>been on them, No, I completely agree, But even Free.

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<v Speaker 4>To Wear I think that's fine. There's no glare issues

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<v Speaker 4>there it's just streaming.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you think it's just yeah, because the streaming apps

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<v Speaker 1>are all black, and they've all got the black with

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<v Speaker 1>the gray. It's very moody.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about the actual shows though, Oh god, Like

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<v Speaker 4>the show's just seemed really dark. Even watching Friends the

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<v Speaker 4>other day for some reason, it was dark as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's because Matt just died. So don't be like

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<v Speaker 1>that that different. Is it just me? You can follow

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<v Speaker 1>the show online, just search a couple of mitches. If

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, you're a tighead. Now we need to remind

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<v Speaker 1>you that it is Mugvember. We are still towards the

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<v Speaker 1>end of mug.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not for long. Mug November is nearly over.

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<v Speaker 4>This Thursday is the last day that our mug shop

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<v Speaker 4>is open. My god, if you want to get our

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<v Speaker 4>season five tier ear a mug now, it's your fucking chance.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why when news that our mug shop,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm picturing a touch shop and I'm picturing like a

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<v Speaker 1>roller and you're the metal roller. Lions that make such

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking racket when you open them, there's a padlock

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<v Speaker 1>around them so they can stay locked. Do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>It was so depressing by the way side note another

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<v Speaker 4>travel story, just two of things. Yeah, I have this

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<v Speaker 4>weird thing where if I'm feeling a bit anxious or whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>if I have beautiful fingernails, all is right in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh So, I was feeling a bit nervous about my

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<v Speaker 4>first show, the Friday night show in Adelaide, and it

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<v Speaker 4>was like four something PM, and I thought, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to duck down and get some clear nail polish because

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<v Speaker 4>I have put that on, makes them look all shiny,

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<v Speaker 4>well done.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be happy. All is good in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>I walk down from my hotel room at four fifty

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<v Speaker 4>eight and I just walked down Rundlemore watching everyone slam

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<v Speaker 4>those fucking tuch shops shutting down, like everything closes at five,

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<v Speaker 4>including Coals and Woolworth.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck out of Lade?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you didn't get your goss?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't, and I was a wreck.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure what did you have to do? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>clean them? Was there a little toiletries kit in the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room?

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<v Speaker 4>I bought mine with me. Obviously I buffed and shined them.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, of course, you look how good they look today.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just thinking that really nice.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like I may be naked as all fuck,

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<v Speaker 4>but like hell, I'll have gabbin Ale for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel great when my hair is on point, like

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<v Speaker 1>it could be having the world's worst day. But if

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<v Speaker 1>my hair is perfectly quaffed and I look into reflection,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, God, that's good head hair. I'm happy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I love having a good hair day that day, so

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<v Speaker 4>it was all fine, yeah good, but yeah, anyway, by

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<v Speaker 4>a fucking mug, while you've got the chance, go.

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<v Speaker 1>And do it. Where you can buy a normal mug,

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<v Speaker 1>you can buy a signed mug. Mitch and I hand

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<v Speaker 1>signed these mugs. We've got a down pat. Mitch opens

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<v Speaker 1>the box. I signed mine. It dries. He signs his

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<v Speaker 1>back in box. Jenna's there, machine, you really are? Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of merchandise available, our eBay listings are in full swing.

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<v Speaker 1>Our auction, our auction. Yes, that was a gavel. That

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<v Speaker 1>was our auctioneer, July. How's the auction going, Julie, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't speak.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're selling the pots that we made as part

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<v Speaker 4>of our pottery class during hobby Hunt, and we've popped

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<v Speaker 4>the one eBay again. We should clarify the money goes

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<v Speaker 4>to a charity of a winner's choice, not the same

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<v Speaker 4>with our actual merch mugs we're selling.

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<v Speaker 1>That goes to us. But I take that and we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to Prior de Louse on a holiday together. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you, I'm fucking I don't know it's

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<v Speaker 1>my because it's so funny to say it's your go to. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where Maddi mcamon went me. I know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I'm like, why does he keep glamorizing it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's really been time. I'll change it, but it needs

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<v Speaker 1>to be another because it's so funny. Turks and cacos,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my new one.

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<v Speaker 3>Who the fuck's that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but Brittany talks about it. Britney spears,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you want to do? It's got trucks and tecos,

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<v Speaker 1>Turks and cacos.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Google it? How do I spell it? T u r ks,

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<v Speaker 1>oh and cacos. I think it's in like the Maldives,

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<v Speaker 1>a British overseas territories southeast of the Bahamas, and they

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<v Speaker 1>look like and lovely. Yeah, they're gorgeous turks and cacos. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I will go to my new one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, turks and cacos.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, with your merch money these mugs, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to turks and caicos. But no, the ceramics handmade by

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<v Speaker 1>Combs and jury h a handmaid, one of a kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Money goes to your charity. I'm miffed because you're currently

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<v Speaker 1>in the lead of the of the auction. Seriously, I

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<v Speaker 1>wondered which one was going to be worth more. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me run you through the stats. Can I also

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<v Speaker 1>just say, and I'm not being biased here, my my

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<v Speaker 1>mug is way more universal than your bullshit bowl. How

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<v Speaker 1>on earth do you figure that?

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<v Speaker 4>When do you use a bowl cereal dinner daily? I'm

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<v Speaker 4>always running out. They're always in the dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 1>Noah, that's exactly right. Stay stay in the dishwasher. Mug

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<v Speaker 1>drinks any sort of liquid. You can have coffee, you

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<v Speaker 1>can have a shot, you can have a wine from

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<v Speaker 1>that thing. You could put dips, you could put olids.

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<v Speaker 3>You you can't have a wine and a mug.

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<v Speaker 1>They feel wrong, but you could you could.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd feel wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk you have a wine in a bowl? Well, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>See why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Are your logic? If I know anything about our listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that they're fucking alcoholics. My mug is better, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's losing the bids yours currently.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell, your argument about mugs being more practical might be

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<v Speaker 4>valid if your mug wasn't a fucking choed mug like

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<v Speaker 4>you snapped the clay while you were making the pots.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's like a scareg of a mug. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>a fully ledged mug. It's really quite small, and I

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<v Speaker 4>always use my oversized coffee cup. I don't care about

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<v Speaker 4>all the others I've got. I prefer the over sized one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie to you. You couldn't have an

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<v Speaker 1>ice latte in this thing because you'd put four ice

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<v Speaker 1>cubes in it, you'd get no milk. It would not work.

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<v Speaker 1>So mine's more for Tapa.

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<v Speaker 3>I've already established it's a Ramiican.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a ramiicac fucking is. It's not a fake here,

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, don't rubbish my my piece. Anyway, you're winning

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<v Speaker 1>by about forty five dollars at all, and good for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how much forty five dollars you're winning?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's in like how much entital It'll change by

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<v Speaker 4>the time the episode's out.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm curious. Two hundred and fifteen oh wow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm one seventy five got two fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>That's I did not expect that.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit. We still have over a week at the

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<v Speaker 1>time of recording. You know, someone messaged me though and said, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I've accidentally been a thousand dollars on Coobs's mug. What

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<v Speaker 1>do I do? And I said, own it, fucking deal

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<v Speaker 1>with it. And now I did help her out and

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<v Speaker 1>she canceled her bid. Ah, but it didn't show us

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<v Speaker 1>a thousand because we'll put it up to that's like

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<v Speaker 1>your max bid. So if anyone else.

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<v Speaker 3>Bids before, like it automatically.

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<v Speaker 1>It bumps you up by like five dollars. So you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>you just keep winning until someone else bids above a thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh far, it's like auto bid. Yeah, it's very cool,

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<v Speaker 1>but I help them cancel it.

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<v Speaker 4>So but now people can go rig it. If they

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<v Speaker 4>know people have got auto bid set, they'll just go

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<v Speaker 4>and start punching it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No way, no dummy bidding, idiot. No, our auction is

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<v Speaker 1>in full swing game on mold.

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<v Speaker 3>How long is it? When does the close? How long

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<v Speaker 3>have people got left to bid?

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<v Speaker 1>The afternoon of Tuesday, the twenty eighth is when ith shit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so if you're hearing this episode the day it

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<v Speaker 4>comes out of the Monday, fucking get bitten.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've got to ge bidding. You've got twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>hours to bid and win a piece of igym history.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, I'll put something. I'll put a

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<v Speaker 1>surprise guest, surprise gift in my surprise guest, just a

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<v Speaker 1>rat just to just rat it to it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's guy SEBASTIONI an Aramican.

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<v Speaker 1>How good will he'd fit? He's tiny, famously very short,

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Yes, Angels brought me here?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you see that? He re released Angels brought me here?

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<v Speaker 1>And he called it angels brought me here again?

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<v Speaker 4>That kind of sounds like it's fed up with the situation.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, ah, angels brought me here again? Fuck sakes

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<v Speaker 4>of this keep happening. It's like angels layoff.

0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:16.480
<v Speaker 1>And you order an uber to a location that's dropped

0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:18.080
<v Speaker 1>you off in the wrong spot more than once. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you ever brought me here again? Poor guy. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>mugs available for Mugvember and you can go and bid.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go and bid on our ceramics.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>For your origin. I'm not sure if I'm ready today.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna have to be one of those days where

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<v Speaker 4>I stand up losing it Mike, just to kind of

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<v Speaker 4>keep me more alert.

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<v Speaker 1>Faden already, Jee, you have such confidence in your co host,

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, fuck, he's about to talk for it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what I'm like period of time. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I already feel more alert now than i'm standing. All right, good,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm doing stand up.

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<v Speaker 3>How are we feeling tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>Terrible? Let's let's go, Bradley.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me.

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<v Speaker 1>Just being trapped on a date for three hours? Sound

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<v Speaker 1>like your idea of a personal hell or heaven depends

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<v Speaker 1>on the person.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're hating it and you're trying to wrap it up,

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<v Speaker 4>and you maybe even pulling that trick where you get

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<v Speaker 4>a friend to text you and you're like, wait can

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<v Speaker 4>you call me and betaend there's an emergency if you're

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<v Speaker 4>trapped there?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck that? What if you are in an emergency with

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<v Speaker 1>that date? And what if there is no phone service?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that doesn't sound right. That's what happened to me,

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<v Speaker 4>although it could make you closer, so well, it did,

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<v Speaker 4>and I loved it. I was like my dream situation.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I love the escape room. I love the codependency.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, we have to work together to get

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<v Speaker 4>out of a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>This is an actual escape room.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, this is a real life escape room. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the same guy. We've been dating for a while

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<v Speaker 1>and now he's very cute and what we wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>do is that tin fish date night? Have you? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I spoke about it on the podcast. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I've done one before. It's a TikTok trend where you

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<v Speaker 1>get different tin fish and you just eat them with

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<v Speaker 1>bread and butter and cheese. It's very yourrobat. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>ring any bell and that sounds disgusting. Quite frankly, your

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<v Speaker 1>photo of my fish, I will put it on the

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<v Speaker 1>IgE of Socials.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's make you in fucking weird food you were telling

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<v Speaker 4>it's about, like, I'm done? Was it the bags that

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<v Speaker 4>you telling us about? It is literally it's laber fried.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, spice bag, spice bag A look, you can swipe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the guy? You can swipe? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>describe what you're seeing. There's canned mussels in pesto, salce,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking platter, date sugar ConA no, but what they're all

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<v Speaker 1>tin cans of food? I see see I was picturing

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<v Speaker 1>tuna on bread. Well, there's sardines there and there's anchovies. OK,

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<v Speaker 1>more appetizing than see. Here's Polish Portuguese and I am Dutch,

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<v Speaker 1>very white, so I love a canned salty food. So

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<v Speaker 1>our dream situation. But I thought I'll surprise him and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll drive out to the Royal National Park near where

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<v Speaker 1>we live, near Bundina, over the cliffs. No phone service.

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<v Speaker 1>We get there at like seven so we have the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect sunset and it's a gorgeous. Yeah. We drive in.

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<v Speaker 1>We park in this big parking lot that is inside

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<v Speaker 1>the Royal National Park.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>And when we get there to daytime, no other cars

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<v Speaker 1>are there. We park in right at the front, right

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<v Speaker 1>near the boomgate. Perfect. We walk to the cliffs, We

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<v Speaker 1>have our date. Date's great, We have the tin fish

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<v Speaker 1>and it gets to like nine point thirty at night

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<v Speaker 1>and it's pitch black. Yeah, and you kind of lose

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<v Speaker 1>track of time because there's no city lights. There's no streets.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't have street lights in national parks, I'd imagine none.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's dead quiet, there's no other people around. It's late,

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<v Speaker 1>like we got to go. So we get we pack

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<v Speaker 1>up our stuff. It's like five past ten. We're walking

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<v Speaker 1>back to the car. It's a ten minute walk full

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<v Speaker 1>of fish like holding hands, you know, it's been a

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<v Speaker 1>cute day. We get to the car park. They've locked

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<v Speaker 1>it up. Oh dear, it's a locked up car park.

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<v Speaker 1>I see.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there would have been a sign telling you when

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<v Speaker 4>the car park closes, but no doubt you didn't fucking

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<v Speaker 4>read that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was ten o'clock, classic ten o'clock. In fact, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so comical we could did they close early because

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<v Speaker 1>he said it was nine nine fifty by the time

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<v Speaker 1>we decided to leave. We got back at five past ten.

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<v Speaker 1>I shit you. We could see the southerland Shire Council,

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<v Speaker 1>a little Toyota Jimney drive and off into the sunset

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<v Speaker 1>up the hill like it had just locked the gate.

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<v Speaker 1>Well in your bloody hot girl, walk here, Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you sprint? Come back? Not that fit I was. I

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<v Speaker 1>was full of mercury riddled fish. I couldn't have run

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<v Speaker 1>like it was so recent that the lock on the gate.

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<v Speaker 1>I shit you not with swing like he just locked it?

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<v Speaker 1>So I went. You know me, I'm so naive. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like we'll get out of this. Maybe I've got main

0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:09.240
<v Speaker 1>main character syndrome. I'm like, this will be fine, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, how far away do you live, Like worst

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<v Speaker 4>case scenario, you leave your car there overnight. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>like you're in jail. You can jump over the gate.

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<v Speaker 4>You just come back and get your car the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Dad's car, my dad's car, because Dad's got

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<v Speaker 1>a nice BMW and I kind of want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a date.

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<v Speaker 3>Think that's your car.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he does. I'm not that dumb. No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>that dumb. No. No. And we were stuck in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, no worries. There's a number on the

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<v Speaker 1>sign that says call to get gate unlocked at any time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, then you fucking sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, get my phone out. No service And

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<v Speaker 1>I go, I go, hey, you know date, get your

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<v Speaker 1>phone me with optors. Yeah, and we had a week

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:49.400
<v Speaker 1>for us, not a good time to be optists. He

0:24:49.400 --> 0:24:52.480
<v Speaker 1>gets his phone out also with optors. No service. So

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<v Speaker 1>you go for a little walk around the car, puck

0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 1>to find service, pitch back, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Street lights, torches on, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>No service anywhere. Then a man appears our savior out

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<v Speaker 1>of nowhere. He's walking his labrador and he goes, boys,

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<v Speaker 1>you're locked in? Are you? I could see you from

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<v Speaker 1>my balcony. Oh what a sweetheart. He goes, this is creep. No,

0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:13.040
<v Speaker 1>he had two little fucking puffs. He's like, are you lost?

0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I might No, he's just twenty one. It does look weird,

0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:17.639
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not. There's nothing wrong here, and he goes,

0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>this happens all the time. I see it from my balcony.

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<v Speaker 1>The lady at the end of the street in a

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<v Speaker 1>Federation style house has the only key to unlock that gate.

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<v Speaker 1>She got one cut. Oh my god, so go get

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<v Speaker 1>it from her, and we went, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Which house? He goes, it's a Federation style house.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I? He disappears into the shrubbery and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>what the Fuck's The day? I'm with is like, I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of love this. This is like a Scooby Doo mystery.

0:25:41.920 --> 0:25:44.600
<v Speaker 1>We have to solve it together. Yeah, you could look at.

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<v Speaker 3>It that way, but then also I'd be there like,

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<v Speaker 3>what if I need to piss?

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<v Speaker 1>What do we do?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:49.240
<v Speaker 1>No, we're pissing the bush would be fine, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know not bar Barrack like you. So we walk up

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<v Speaker 1>this up these stairs and we're looking at houses. What

0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:56.679
<v Speaker 1>the fuck is a Federation style house to you?

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<v Speaker 4>I googled Federation style house and it's this giving packed

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<v Speaker 4>the rafters energy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that what that means?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Mitchell em we're in the Royal National Park. Every

0:26:03.960 --> 0:26:07.199
<v Speaker 1>fucking house and it's a Federation style house. So we

0:26:07.280 --> 0:26:08.960
<v Speaker 1>have to roll the dice. We walk up a set

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<v Speaker 1>of stairs for about five minutes, huffing and puffing. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a Federation style house on the left, there's one on

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<v Speaker 1>the right. But we go, this is at the end

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>of the stairs, at the end of the street. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>just fucking ring the doorbell ten thirty at night on

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 3>And did he imply that it was an old lady

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<v Speaker 3>or did I imagine that?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, lady? Ah, problem is it was a ring doorbell.

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<v Speaker 1>So we walk up to it. He goes, you do it,

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<v Speaker 1>you do it, you do it.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean by a ring doorbell?

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<v Speaker 1>Like an electronic smart door bum with the camera? Correct?

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<v Speaker 1>So I press it ten thirty at night. Bong bong boom,

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<v Speaker 1>bong bong bong floodlights turn on, flash us in the eyes,

0:26:44.760 --> 0:26:47.119
<v Speaker 1>but you know, like blare us in the eyes. We

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<v Speaker 1>look at the camera and it goes leave a message.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got fuck so hi, fum, my name's Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>This is x y Z. We got our car locked

0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:58.400
<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot. We were told you had to key.

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<v Speaker 1>And as I'm saying this, like I just I can

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<v Speaker 1>see the footage on her phone. It's unhinged, black and white, gay,

0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:08.959
<v Speaker 1>sweaty man covered in fish oil, leaning in with black

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 1>black nothing behind him. My pupils are dilated because I

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:15.000
<v Speaker 1>was so stressed from walking up the stairs. And I go, please,

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:16.800
<v Speaker 1>we hear you have a key, can you give us

0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:18.960
<v Speaker 1>the Then it cuts off. The lights turn off, So

0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this poor woman is inside.

0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 3>Did you ever get to speak to her?

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Well? We then check our phones. We have phone service.

0:27:24.920 --> 0:27:26.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck you fine, So I go, you call the

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 1>you call the council by the way, before.

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:29.119
<v Speaker 3>We move on.

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh god, can we look up her address and the

0:27:33.080 --> 0:27:35.760
<v Speaker 4>white pages try and find her number? Like I want

0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 4>to ask this woman, I'll pay her to send me

0:27:38.040 --> 0:27:39.440
<v Speaker 4>that fucking footage.

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Of you on the door. Bel my god, imagine. Well,

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:45.800
<v Speaker 1>that was my worry that would be released because while

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:48.320
<v Speaker 1>we're on fous no no no, while we're on hold

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 1>the Southern Shire Council, I shit you not screen door open,

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:56.919
<v Speaker 1>So that she was time boys come over here and

0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>we go, Oh, the woman at the end of the street,

0:28:00.119 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 1>the Federation style house with the key, she's found us.

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>So we run up to the fence because we're at

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 1>the end of the cul de sac trying to get phone,

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:08.560
<v Speaker 1>so we put our head over the fence. She goes,

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 1>come into the light. I want to see your faces,

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:12.320
<v Speaker 1>and we go. She just wants to ID check to

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:14.680
<v Speaker 1>make sure we're not crims. Right, we'll put our faces over.

0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Chikink takes a photo on her phone and she goes,

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 1>how fucking dare you wake up my family? Get the

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 1>fuck like it was terrifying. Get the fuck off my property.

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I've got children in there. You've terrified that.

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:30.520
<v Speaker 4>So this was the woman that you left the message too. Yeah,

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:33.760
<v Speaker 4>and she wasn't that old, forty five in.

0:28:33.760 --> 0:28:36.399
<v Speaker 1>A dressing gown. One hand, she's got an iPhone. The

0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 1>other hand she got a baseball bat and she took

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:40.480
<v Speaker 1>a photo of you. You've got a baseball bat and

0:28:40.520 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I go, I'm so sorry. She says, I'm so sorry.

0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up. I go, Oh, she gus, you

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:48.040
<v Speaker 1>patronizing piece of shit. I'm calling the police and we

0:28:48.160 --> 0:28:49.440
<v Speaker 1>ran like we ran. It was terrified.

0:28:49.480 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 4>Wow, what a grunk that's he's like what I thought, which,

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 4>don't be getting Keith's cut.

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.520
<v Speaker 1>If you don't want to be the go to perth

0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:57.120
<v Speaker 1>and with the key. Well, my thinking is that perhaps

0:28:57.240 --> 0:29:01.360
<v Speaker 1>she wasn't the right Federation style house, so she'd ever clarified.

0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I've got the cake, you can forget it. No, she

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:04.840
<v Speaker 1>wasn't dangling it in front of her. She had a

0:29:04.920 --> 0:29:07.280
<v Speaker 1>dressing gown on from you easily could have gotten the

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:08.480
<v Speaker 1>wrong house. I think we did.

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 4>Any Well, we won't be asking her for the video

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:12.000
<v Speaker 4>because she sounds like an awful bitch.

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 1>And I don't want her knowing us or who we are.

0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I just don't anyway. On the phone to the council

0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:18.960
<v Speaker 1>as we ran back down the stairs, phone cut out.

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:20.960
<v Speaker 1>No service like it with this.

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:21.840
<v Speaker 3>Shit hole you live in.

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 1>It was chaos. It was chaos. So what we end

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 1>up doing? So we go back to the car, We

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:28.240
<v Speaker 1>walk up the hill, we get phone service, We lodge

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 1>a ticket with the after hours Council.

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:35.479
<v Speaker 4>It's probably many people are manning that desk. Get eleven thirty.

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>There's one girl.

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, there is someone.

0:29:37.680 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 1>There is someone for emergencies only. Yeah, so it's about

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:42.600
<v Speaker 1>eleven thirty at night. I'm gotta get up for work

0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:46.200
<v Speaker 1>at seven. And we finally get hold of them, they go,

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 1>no worries. We'll contact the security company that closes all

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 1>the gates. However, it's one guy that does all the

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 1>gates in the Royal National Park. There is seventy six

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 1>park gates, so he's currently walking around closing them. Once

0:29:57.920 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 1>he's done, he will come back and open the gate.

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh so we didn't go far, but we had to

0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:06.120
<v Speaker 1>wait while he went to every other National Park gate

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 1>in the area. Lock it all up first, because we're

0:30:08.360 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>not his top priority. He's got to lock all these gates.

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 1>He's doing a job, and then when he's done, he'll

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>come back and open our gate.

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 3>Why do they even lock the gates?

0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Why is that? The prior don't know. It makes no sense.

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't make any sense. So anyway, we sat there

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:21.720
<v Speaker 1>face to face for three hours. He arrived at quarter

0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 1>past one. Oh my god, why didn't you just uber

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 1>home because it was Dad's car. Dad needed the car.

0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 1>His twenty one year old parents like where are you?

0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Have you been killed? Have you been kidnapped? He had

0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:31.040
<v Speaker 1>no phone service.

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 4>One time opened the gates seven am. Well then you

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 4>could have just gotten your father's car at seven back.

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 3>First thing.

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 1>It was one of those things that was like we'd

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 1>come this far, he held, abuse was stressful.

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 3>A gobby in the bush doesn't go astray either.

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing that was like normally when you're in

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:48.040
<v Speaker 1>that situation, like it's kind of like all sexy. I

0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 1>had no sex dribe. I was so anxious, Like I

0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 1>couldn't even have any fun in the car.

0:30:51.400 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh, then that's not fun.

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 1>He was saying. It's like an adventure. It's like a

0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>real life escape room. It was so fun.

0:30:57.040 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 4>But I would have called it quits much earlier, probably

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 4>after the bow scabby bitch with a camera in my face.

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:03.600
<v Speaker 4>That would have been like, let's call it a night. Actually,

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 4>I was so upset. I was so shaken. But you

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 4>know when you can't like voice it until you're safe

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 4>and out. We sped up that street once the gates

0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 4>are opened at one thirty one fifteen and then they

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:12.440
<v Speaker 4>all hit.

0:31:12.400 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Us like that fucking bitch. We want to get it,

0:31:14.880 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 1>but we didn't have the goal to talk about it.

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to help with the egging. I can get

0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 1>her identity and I can send it out. But she

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 1>was all identity. Yeah, how do you have that? I

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 1>could get it. Oh, I've got contact. Should be prank

0:31:26.160 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 1>caller as dot. No.

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 4>If we're going to bring back the prank calls for anyone, yeah,

0:31:31.000 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 4>it's going to be this bitch.

0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 4>Question, could you find her address on a map? Because

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 4>you know where you went? I could do it right.

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 4>You want to get it up right now? Yes, I

0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 4>won't say it, but if I checked the White Pages

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 4>with that address, it could come up the number.

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:46.239
<v Speaker 1>My god, you're a genius. Okay, let's do it. Can

0:31:46.240 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 1>you see that on the screen? Yes?

0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:51.120
<v Speaker 4>Okay, And then you can call us dot and just

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 4>be like, do you have the key for the National Park?

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 4>What can DOT have left in there? Her dentures fell out?

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, her dentist fell out in the in the in

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:01.400
<v Speaker 1>the Royal National Park.

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:03.200
<v Speaker 3>You have to sound toothless the whole time.

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Wait, does the Yellow Pages still work?

0:32:06.200 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? They don't have physical phone books unless you request one.

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 4>You know how that you used to send them out

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 4>to literally everywhere. Yes, they've still got a website.

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 1>So here we were, Mitchell ready like in this Royal

0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:17.479
<v Speaker 1>National Park here, I need to work it out. So

0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:19.280
<v Speaker 1>we ran up here. See there the stairs that I

0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 1>was talking about. I see, he said, that's the end

0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:23.280
<v Speaker 1>of the car park. He went, walk up the stairs

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:24.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's the first house here.

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 4>That's it there, let me get the little yellow No,

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:29.760
<v Speaker 4>it's the first Federation style house.

0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 3>Correct when you're wrong.

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Here we go. I've got genuine PTSD Mitchell. That is

0:32:34.800 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 1>the ring doorbell right there is it? Look that's where

0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I start. Actually the doorbell.

0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, oh.

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 1>My god, scares me. Imagine that at ten thirty at night,

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:46.040
<v Speaker 1>middle of nowhere, no phone service. That's the alley we

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 1>walked up. See those stairs, that's where we walked up.

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I see.

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 1>We walked over and she gave it to me via

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>the doorbell. So that's the odd thing.

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 3>So she was leaning over that fence.

0:32:56.160 --> 0:33:00.160
<v Speaker 1>When she came out. Yeah, so that number that street,

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:03.160
<v Speaker 1>it's not it's not the only public I've got it.

0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 1>It's that streak you've seen that.

0:33:04.600 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I've got it. Can you search by address

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:10.720
<v Speaker 4>on fucking white pages? Hang on, they might not have

0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 4>a home phone. It makes you fucking search by surname

0:33:15.480 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 4>and initial on.

0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 1>The market page. I can't go to work the address.

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Fuck well, I have PTSD quite simply looking at that.

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh fuck me, here we go.

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 4>What that address is actually registered as a business?

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, what business?

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:31.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna say.

0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh can you tell me? You bleep it out? Fuck?

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 3>And they've got a mobile number attached to it.

0:33:38.760 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 1>What do I call and say? That's up to you?

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 4>All of a sudden, every reason that we quit doing

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:45.600
<v Speaker 4>prank calls is coming rushing back.

0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:46.840
<v Speaker 3>Maybe we shouldn't.

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:49.320
<v Speaker 1>We have canceled prank calls on this show. Can I

0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 1>just say? It was myself a gay man with another

0:33:52.720 --> 0:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>gay man lost in the middle of the night.

0:33:54.400 --> 0:33:55.240
<v Speaker 3>It's the other gay man.

0:33:56.120 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, the goal was on a date with Oh, I

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 1>thought you said myself, comma a game man and.

0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Another gay man.

0:34:02.560 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Three.

0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh, they're shaking things up. We know we're not gonna

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 4>be very old fashioned.

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:10.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm a gay man. No, no, no, And like we went.

0:34:11.000 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I was so sweet on this message and we needed help.

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:16.960
<v Speaker 1>We were trapped, and she was instantly on the defensive,

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:19.400
<v Speaker 1>on the back foot, and it was she was so rude,

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 1>like she was really really rude to us, And I said,

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry for waking you, et cetera, et cetera.

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I want to add fuel to the

0:34:26.560 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 1>fire unless I just call her cough and hang up,

0:34:30.719 --> 0:34:36.719
<v Speaker 1>like that'll happen. What's the number? And we're calling off.

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:39.319
<v Speaker 3>The kiss familine, so don't put it on holds? Will

0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:39.920
<v Speaker 3>hear kiss?

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Shit? You're right? Hell, hell's a rush jokey wow, Like

0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:55.840
<v Speaker 1>it serves her right. I got her good like she

0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:58.080
<v Speaker 1>was twelve. Maybe that was the door I answer. You know,

0:34:58.080 --> 0:34:59.719
<v Speaker 1>when you answered your phone growing up as a kid,

0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Hello Michelle speaking.

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:03.400
<v Speaker 4>I'd always say hello me to the speaking all the

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 4>same mom, it's honey, jolly. Now when I go home,

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:08.360
<v Speaker 4>I refused the man to the home phone, and I

0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 4>don't give it is Mitchell.

0:35:09.680 --> 0:35:11.839
<v Speaker 1>I've got adrenaline, I have pets. I need to get

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 1>that fucking photo of her house off my screen. She

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:14.839
<v Speaker 1>sounds like.

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.399
<v Speaker 4>She's obsessive enough that she might track where that phone

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 4>call came from and then absolutely escalate it, take it

0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 4>to the cops or whatever.

0:35:20.520 --> 0:35:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Perhaps she would have actually escalated that because think about

0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 1>it from her perspective, ten thirty at night, this six

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:31.360
<v Speaker 1>foot three man with a terrible mustache. But glare have

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:34.399
<v Speaker 1>you seen those ring camera footage videos that have gone

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>viral on ten?

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Not flattering?

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:38.279
<v Speaker 1>No, it's a fish eye lands black and white. The

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>led light shines in your eyes. You always look like

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:43.440
<v Speaker 1>an alien. And I was leaning in. It wouldn't have been.

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 1>It would have been terrifying for her. So did you

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 1>ever find the correct house where the woman does have

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 1>the key?

0:35:48.400 --> 0:35:48.560
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:51.040
<v Speaker 1>And me and me and my date, we think theorizing

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:53.720
<v Speaker 1>that the guy from the balcony was just fucking with us.

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:55.960
<v Speaker 1>He could have been, because it was why would he

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.080
<v Speaker 1>do that? Because it sat the way he said it

0:35:58.120 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 1>sounded like he was in a Scooby Do film. He

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:04.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, boys, I've seen this before. Puffs on a

0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:07.480
<v Speaker 1>fucking pipe. Then he goes, you must find the woman

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.080
<v Speaker 1>with the key in the Federation house above the stairs

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:12.120
<v Speaker 1>on the right. Like it sounded like a riddle, like

0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:13.280
<v Speaker 1>it was annoying.

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:15.840
<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't have bothered with that. In answer to your question,

0:36:15.920 --> 0:36:19.800
<v Speaker 4>does that sound like my nightmare or my dream nightmare?

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:22.040
<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't have pigasted that far. If I couldn't get

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:23.719
<v Speaker 4>ahold of the council to come unlocker, I wouldn't have

0:36:23.719 --> 0:36:25.880
<v Speaker 4>been going knocking on random bitches doors. I would it

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:27.719
<v Speaker 4>have been like, I'll get the car in the morning, na.

0:36:27.800 --> 0:36:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Na see, I'm solution orientated.

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<v Speaker 4>And then we saw am I usually and I think

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<v Speaker 4>that what I said is a solution go home and

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<v Speaker 4>pick it up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>There fair. But you know what it did force us

0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 1>to do sit in the car with some music on

0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 1>and just like chat. It was nice? Is that all? Yeah?

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 1>So I was in my dad's car. I've got nothing

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:43.840
<v Speaker 1>but respect from Mark Chury.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh of course, yes, does he listen?

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:48.840
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't know how he listens to when he's on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I won't tell him if you tell me what

0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 1>actually happened in the car. We didn't. We didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>anything in the car, all right, Mitchell. I'm six foot three,

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:59.400
<v Speaker 1>I drive a thirty. Get in the back of my

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:02.200
<v Speaker 1>carton five the seats downd getting the boot. How I

0:37:02.280 --> 0:37:06.880
<v Speaker 1>struggle in a bed, Mitchell, Let alone a hatchback? No anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, everyone, let's go, let's get out of it. Alright.

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh what a week. Maybe by Wednesday we'll have calmed down,

0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 1>we'll be less stressed. We'll see I will see fingers crossed.

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Did we even acknowledge that Jenna's not here? Jenna's not here.

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if right now she said hi, she was here

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:23.399
<v Speaker 1>the whole time.

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:24.920
<v Speaker 3>She's done that before she has.

0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:27.239
<v Speaker 1>She just wandered in me. Then we get in trouble.

0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:31.360
<v Speaker 1>They go, let Jenna speak, guys. Sometimes she's just disassociated.

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 3>People said, let Jenna speak.

0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 1>They wanted her to have her on fucking edge. I

0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:35.880
<v Speaker 1>remember we had to do it. That's true. We had

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:39.399
<v Speaker 1>to do it a vote two weeks ago. Anyway, we'll

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 1>see you guys. Suit. Hey, I've noticed influxive reviews, very

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 1>nice five star reviews. Yeah, I have. I was reading

0:37:44.040 --> 0:37:44.800
<v Speaker 1>when I had COVID.

0:37:44.840 --> 0:37:46.879
<v Speaker 4>I was looking through them because you weren't getting any

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:48.359
<v Speaker 4>dms about the hot girl walks.

0:37:48.360 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 1>So you were looking at our podcast reviews for your

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:50.799
<v Speaker 1>Day for men hit.

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:53.359
<v Speaker 3>I get it, I get it. I'm so do you

0:37:53.440 --> 0:37:54.200
<v Speaker 3>like a fucking book?

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Stop?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I forgot to mention coming up on

0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:03.360
<v Speaker 4>our Wednesday episode, another Real Housewives of Sydney mispronunciation of sorts.

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:05.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, good remember how last week I observed it

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:08.360
<v Speaker 4>when they say the word, they make it the shortest

0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 4>syllable ever.

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 1>They remove the o's. Yeah, it's just like see apostrophe

0:38:12.239 --> 0:38:14.799
<v Speaker 1>k interesting gotten worth, So she's not off the hook.

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:17.719
<v Speaker 4>Now she's out of the there's another one, brilliant. I'll

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 4>save that for Wednesday, though.

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, please do it all right, We'll see you then, guys.

0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:23.799
<v Speaker 1>Five star review. Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Mug Vember Go, buy

0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:27.880
<v Speaker 1>a mug, Last Chance Almost Yes, see you on Wednesday,

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Catch you soon, Love you idiots? Is it just me?

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:34.080
<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of mitches.

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've got to follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Ady d Brief. This is our secret segment

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<v Speaker 1>on the end of the show.

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Is not done. We keep talking shit here, nothing's planned.

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Are you sound like a fly? Attended that the show?

0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:03.719
<v Speaker 1>He's not done. Remain in your seats. The show is

0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:05.880
<v Speaker 1>not done. I tried to float with the flight attendant

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:08.439
<v Speaker 1>on a recent trip. Yeah, did not go down.

0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Well why not?

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Just like wasn't in the mood Like he was clearly

0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:14.480
<v Speaker 1>gay and I clearly am. And I was in the

0:39:15.120 --> 0:39:17.239
<v Speaker 1>aisle row in the exit seat, so he was giving

0:39:17.239 --> 0:39:19.440
<v Speaker 1>me like the demonstration on the exit row, and he

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 1>was doing the the rigmarole of like this is how

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I inflate the jacket and then the seat belt whatever,

0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:26.799
<v Speaker 1>and he was like right next to me, and he

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:28.279
<v Speaker 1>looked at me and like kind of like that with

0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>that gay knowing smile, like high poof. I was like

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:33.719
<v Speaker 1>high puff and he rolled his eyes. He's like I

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be doing this, and I'm like, I

0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:37.799
<v Speaker 1>don't blame you. I'm like kill me. And he's like, oh,

0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:40.440
<v Speaker 1>kill me too, And I'm like, how have you been

0:39:40.440 --> 0:39:42.080
<v Speaker 1>doing this? Like I've got to do the I've got

0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 1>to do the demonstration, like shut up, like like he

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:45.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't know.

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:47.160
<v Speaker 3>He was like we've had our mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on.

0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:50.279
<v Speaker 1>I was like trying to be cute and he's like,

0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:52.520
<v Speaker 1>shut the fuck up. I'm oh sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>If push came to shove and you're in the emergency

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<v Speaker 4>row where you may be required to persist in the

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<v Speaker 4>event of an evacuation, yeah, is the any penalty for

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<v Speaker 4>not actually assisting? If I was in that row and

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<v Speaker 4>we were actually in an emergency, I'd be like, fucking,

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:08.360
<v Speaker 4>you're on your right and I don't want to be

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:08.920
<v Speaker 4>trusted with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Na my fight off. Flight would kick in and I

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<v Speaker 1>would fight.

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<v Speaker 3>But would you get in trouble for not assisting?

0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes you would. I think they'd be penalties, like

0:40:16.520 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 1>are fine, Yeah, sure, we'd be dead.

0:40:19.200 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 4>No, but I just look at someone else in the

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:22.920
<v Speaker 4>exit round and go, fucking you're on it, Tom, I

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 4>don't want to do this.

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Well. I remember I was on a I can't remember

0:40:25.680 --> 0:40:27.319
<v Speaker 1>where I was going, but there was an old couple

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:29.360
<v Speaker 1>and they booked the exit row right for the leg room,

0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:31.479
<v Speaker 1>and I was coming back from Fiji, and I sat

0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:34.480
<v Speaker 1>on the aisle and they came up. The flight attender

0:40:34.520 --> 0:40:36.920
<v Speaker 1>came up and went, sorry, guys, this is very awkward.

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:39.560
<v Speaker 1>We understand that you've paid, but we are going to

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:41.279
<v Speaker 1>have to remove you from this sea right because they

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:43.680
<v Speaker 1>were like, you'd be hopeless. I remember you're telling me that.

0:40:43.760 --> 0:40:46.160
<v Speaker 1>They're like, like, we just don't we just don't trust

0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:47.840
<v Speaker 1>that you'd be able to help, you'd be able to

0:40:47.880 --> 0:40:50.800
<v Speaker 1>lift the window open, And they kicked up a stink.

0:40:50.800 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 1>They're like, we too.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be like, guys, we're operating on the assumption that

0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.879
<v Speaker 4>there won't be an emergency and the kid just fucking

0:40:57.960 --> 0:41:01.080
<v Speaker 4>led a city one, then we'll let someone else step.

0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:02.680
<v Speaker 1>Up, and they were so sweet. The woman was reading

0:41:02.680 --> 0:41:05.400
<v Speaker 1>the Alchemist and the husband had his head and his kindle,

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:08.400
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I'll do the heavy lifting. Let them stay.

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 1>But then we did hit Rocky Turby on some I think, fuck,

0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:11.440
<v Speaker 1>they got rid of the oldies.

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 3>So they actually got rid of them in the end.

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Ye they had to move and they're like, we demand

0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:16.480
<v Speaker 1>a refund, and it was a whole that's awful.

0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:18.000
<v Speaker 3>I would I would demand the refund too.

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Even then I got the full row, so I just

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 1>got to lie down. It was amazing. It worked out

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:22.640
<v Speaker 1>well for me.

0:41:22.719 --> 0:41:23.520
<v Speaker 3>That would be lovely.

0:41:23.560 --> 0:41:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually, oh got youa nothing like a foll I remember

0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 1>once I flew back from LA and had a middle

0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 1>row of four free and I had a full bed.

0:41:30.280 --> 0:41:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:33.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Can I just say, by the way, I just

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:34.400
<v Speaker 1>had a quick glance.

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:37.839
<v Speaker 4>Into that video wish is my command? Got rugsniffing. That's

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 4>on our Instagram.

0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:39.759
<v Speaker 1>It's so well done.

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 4>I'd just had a quick glance at that, and the

0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:44.279
<v Speaker 4>comment is like, I'm sorry incest.

0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, look, and someone post it in our group too.

0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:50.320
<v Speaker 4>Because instead of saying incense, I said, oh, they're banning

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 4>beautiful incest in here.

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:54.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, And it's like, that's got to be.

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:56.920
<v Speaker 4>The tenth time I've pulled this gag where it's confidently

0:41:56.920 --> 0:41:58.400
<v Speaker 4>say incest just for the reaction.

0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:00.080
<v Speaker 3>People four for it every time.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:02.759
<v Speaker 1>Which it still does confuse me to be perfectly honest

0:42:02.800 --> 0:42:02.960
<v Speaker 1>with you.

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:04.839
<v Speaker 3>I thought you were going along with it, but if

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 3>you never correct me.

0:42:05.680 --> 0:42:07.160
<v Speaker 1>I am no, I am, I get it, but I

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 1>also am just so aware that other people won't.

0:42:09.120 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 4>But it's funny, That's what I find funny about it.

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:13.080
<v Speaker 4>Just like all the people going, sorry, did you just

0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:15.919
<v Speaker 4>say incest? I'm like, yes, yes I did.

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:17.880
<v Speaker 3>No, I'd have never acknowledged it. I do it all

0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 3>the time.

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Someone just commented incest. It's like, yes, incest.

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:24.239
<v Speaker 3>I saw it in the Facebook group. Two people like,

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:25.560
<v Speaker 3>is this an inside joke.

0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm not aware of. Clearly, it's that inside that you're

0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:29.279
<v Speaker 4>not even cotton on. I do it often. I say

0:42:29.360 --> 0:42:31.879
<v Speaker 4>incest instead of incense and just we brush it under

0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 4>the count.

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:34.879
<v Speaker 1>Is it all to do with that meme of the woman? Yeah,

0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:37.280
<v Speaker 1>it just put It's like a snapchat. It's a photo

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:40.080
<v Speaker 1>of incense, but the snapchat text is incest or.

0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:44.360
<v Speaker 4>I love the smell of incense. Yeah, it's reference to that.

0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:46.719
<v Speaker 4>I thought it's very fucking niche. God, if you know

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 4>you know?

0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Nah exactly? I wait, I wait, k yeah, I've just

0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:52.720
<v Speaker 1>had like an urge come over me. I've searched doorbell

0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:56.560
<v Speaker 1>camera footage, two men and like there's so there's so

0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:59.480
<v Speaker 1>many police posts about it, Like I'm so scared it's

0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna show up, Like I genuinely am paranoid that it's

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:02.839
<v Speaker 1>going to appear or I'm going to be tagged.

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 3>You didn't do anything illegal?

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 4>No, I know, if anything, it'd be in like no,

0:43:07.080 --> 0:43:11.000
<v Speaker 4>the Cranulla Shy community Facebook grip are you in that?

0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:13.319
<v Speaker 1>Yep? I got to say.

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:17.400
<v Speaker 4>There is one particular roving report that I want roving

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 4>report to Oscar to do and it relates to a

0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:22.320
<v Speaker 4>very big drama in my community Facebook.

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:23.399
<v Speaker 1>What's happen?

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:24.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm not telling you.

0:43:24.400 --> 0:43:26.839
<v Speaker 4>I'm waiting until next time we record the show from

0:43:26.880 --> 0:43:28.840
<v Speaker 4>my laundrym oh, so I can just get him to

0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:29.759
<v Speaker 4>duck downstairs.

0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:30.920
<v Speaker 3>We'll be at the scene of the crime.

0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 4>But oh my god, it has been the most gripping

0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:35.839
<v Speaker 4>saga in my local community Facebook group.

0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:36.720
<v Speaker 3>It is fucking wide.

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 1>What are you going to tell you'll tell us at

0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:41.240
<v Speaker 1>one point, of course, when I get the report. Yeah yeah, lovely,

0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, see the Sutherlan Shi is a lovely place,

0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 1>but it is it's wild, like it's white people with

0:43:48.239 --> 0:43:51.200
<v Speaker 1>old money with nothing but privilege and time to complain

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:53.960
<v Speaker 1>about fucking things. There is even like on the gay scene.

0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Like I've deleted Grinder, but when I was on Grinder

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:58.400
<v Speaker 1>for people four people that I that I was in

0:43:58.400 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 1>my realm of someone that I would I would go

0:43:59.920 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 1>on a date with.

0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:02.160
<v Speaker 4>You know how I told you that I've got that

0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:05.719
<v Speaker 4>blank Grinder profile, Yeah, that I never used and never

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 4>actually mesage trivial on there. I just sometimes out of curiosity.

0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 4>I actually didn't do it over the weekend, but for example,

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:12.719
<v Speaker 4>I might have gone to Adelaide. I mean, like I

0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:14.480
<v Speaker 4>wondered what sort of people are on Grinder in Adelaide.

0:44:14.480 --> 0:44:16.520
<v Speaker 4>I want to see who the closest person is someone

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:19.879
<v Speaker 4>a way you want to table. Yeah, sometimes I just might

0:44:19.920 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 4>have a look. I didn't over the weekend, but I

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 4>did when I was in bogen Gate, And fuck me,

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:26.760
<v Speaker 4>they must be so desperate for men out there because

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:29.920
<v Speaker 4>it's a blank profile, no information, and I got like

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:33.160
<v Speaker 4>twelve high did they saw a fresh profile they've never

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:33.879
<v Speaker 4>spoken to before.

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Oh, that's actually really sad, I know.

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:38.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, they really just hit on a

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:41.320
<v Speaker 1>blank profile. No one usually fucks with a blank profile

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:43.439
<v Speaker 1>in the city. They're like face pick or no talk

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:46.040
<v Speaker 1>you know. Oh my god, your grinder came up for me.

0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:48.279
<v Speaker 1>How did you know it was mine? Now? Because a

0:44:48.320 --> 0:44:51.080
<v Speaker 1>screenshot of it. Because I got a new phone and

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 1>all my apps were that fucked up. So I searched

0:44:53.440 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 1>grinder and it came up with your face. I can

0:44:57.440 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 1>find it right now, really showing me twenty you were

0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:02.960
<v Speaker 1>twenty four? Who is this? Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, yeah that was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty four, seventy four killers. What are you now?

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<v Speaker 3>Huh?

0:45:08.200 --> 0:45:09.880
<v Speaker 1>What are you now? You'd be less than that now,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you. Yeah, I'm not a same a way. Oh sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a new We're in a new air. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>More importantly, can I show you? Speaking of Facebook groups,

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<v Speaker 4>I just had a quick look.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a in my hometown. There's a Parks Forbes thumbs

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<v Speaker 1>up thumbs down group. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if they're praising someone, they'll say thumbs up to

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<v Speaker 4>the lady at Cole's. He helped me carry my bags

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<v Speaker 4>to my car. What a great woman. But if they're bitching,

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<v Speaker 4>they'll say thumbs down to Forbes car Lovers blah blah blah,

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 4>worst car was ever. Yeah, thumbs up to Steal Technology today,

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<v Speaker 4>help me with an email scam.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go. I'm trying to find some juicy shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep going. I'm going to go to Cornelis like the

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<v Speaker 1>community group and see what they're bitching about today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, see if you're in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Thumbs up to Terry Brothers Carpet Court Forbes for a

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<v Speaker 4>great job. You did a wonderful job on my floor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice. What what's the point? Oh, here we go?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the point?

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<v Speaker 4>A big thumbs down to KFC forb Oh Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't even know there was a KFC in for what's happening?

0:46:13.200 --> 0:46:13.799
<v Speaker 3>Went there this?

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<v Speaker 4>This is going to be hard to read. There's no punctuation,

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<v Speaker 4>no grammar. All right, Big thumbs down to KFC Forbes.

0:46:20.120 --> 0:46:23.280
<v Speaker 4>Went there this evening to get dinner, left there without dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>The young guy who served me well, his attitude was

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<v Speaker 4>disgusting towards the customer. When I asked him what the

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<v Speaker 4>difference in a meal was I got told it is

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<v Speaker 4>what it is and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>What did they learn to type? Thumbs down to that.

0:46:37.640 --> 0:46:40.279
<v Speaker 4>And then he's put seven commas. To be honest, it's

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<v Speaker 4>lucky that KFC is a big food chain because if

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:45.480
<v Speaker 4>it is one store, it would be closed because of

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<v Speaker 4>the staff that they employed. And that wasn't that, Jozy,

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<v Speaker 4>That was a lot of brain power for me to

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<v Speaker 4>decide for that. It wasn't even that good.

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<v Speaker 1>Not fucking worth it.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell thumbs up to Domino's for fast delivery, awesome pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks What about these? Everything souther and shier. This is

0:46:57.960 --> 0:46:59.600
<v Speaker 1>all in caps, so I'm not yelling. This is how

0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:02.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm reading in my head. Join us for a journey

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:07.239
<v Speaker 1>of learning, laughs, new social connections and potential dates like

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:10.360
<v Speaker 1>what a mix of what is this? And sorry? Join

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<v Speaker 1>us for a journey of learning, laughs, new social connections

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 1>and potential new dates at what at Southern Shire Uniting

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<v Speaker 1>Church you're dancing, you're laughing, learning, and then it's also

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<v Speaker 1>a singles night.

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<v Speaker 3>A potential date at the church.

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<v Speaker 1>Wowck yeah, oh my god, I found a judicy one ready,

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<v Speaker 1>go go go.

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<v Speaker 4>Thumbs down to all the low life scum that stop

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<v Speaker 4>and got out of their car and watched the fire

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<v Speaker 4>on Darubilgi Road, also blocking the fire trucks from coming in.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one thing to.

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<v Speaker 4>Drive past, but to stop and block the fire trucks.

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking low life.

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<v Speaker 1>Wah how the drama? I know?

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<v Speaker 3>God, I love Facebook group drama.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, this is dramatic. What happened to Cole's at

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<v Speaker 1>Caring Bar? That's just that's it. That's the question.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it not there?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's there, It was there on two nights ago. Nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>it is nothing. Act what's happened? God, that's funny.

0:48:01.280 --> 0:48:04.680
<v Speaker 4>Maybe I should start using my fake account, Bernice Marie King,

0:48:05.360 --> 0:48:07.719
<v Speaker 4>I'll start using my trial Facebook account. Just putting in

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:11.719
<v Speaker 4>my community group shit sooning, just being like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>Marrickville Metro had a roof collapse.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so dramatic too, our community. What will we do

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<v Speaker 1>with that?

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<v Speaker 4>Trying to find a good one, but like a short one.

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<v Speaker 4>Thumbs down to old mate who saw me pick up

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<v Speaker 4>a lost wallet on Collari Road this morning, then pulled

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<v Speaker 4>over to claim it, knowing full fucking well it wasn't his.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow nights try though the drama is there? A thumbs up?

0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Thumbs down group where you are. Apparently they're quite common,

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<v Speaker 1>are they? What would I search?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know the Shire thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs

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<v Speaker 4>up to tiff at Commonwealth Bank goes above and beyond

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<v Speaker 4>for her customers.

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<v Speaker 1>Bloody great service, I've just searched. Thumbs up thumbtown Woggle

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<v Speaker 1>Wogger thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs down to Gail Anderson

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<v Speaker 1>for blocking me. Wow, how many people have you blocked?

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<v Speaker 4>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Cow? It's embarrassing you were using people. No, wonder your

0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:02.359
<v Speaker 1>band from sites. Stop drinking and gambling all your money

0:49:02.400 --> 0:49:05.040
<v Speaker 1>away and learn to buy food for your family. I'm

0:49:05.080 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 1>not joking.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's a regional thing, because if that's Wogger and

0:49:09.120 --> 0:49:10.720
<v Speaker 4>there isn't one for your suburb.

0:49:10.760 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 1>No, there's nothing. It's a small town thing. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>someone's got to be the one to start it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not fucking starting it. Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at all these thumbs up thumbs down posts.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of them are so long I can't be fucked

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<v Speaker 4>reading them. And they gotta have no punctuation, Like it's

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<v Speaker 4>actually really hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hate it's killing me. It's too much. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>shall we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell thumbs up to dude at KFC in the wicked

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<v Speaker 4>bucket hat with drumsticks all over it.

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<v Speaker 1>Friendly, happy, cheerful, polite, young bloke. Best service I've received

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<v Speaker 1>at a fast food venue around here for years.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Mitchell? Before we go, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>and I should do a thumbs up or a thumbs

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<v Speaker 1>down for something that happened in our life.

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<v Speaker 3>Um, let me think what am I going to do?

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Thumbs down to McDonald's tarring point for consistently giving me

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<v Speaker 1>full strength coke instead of my coc no sugar. They

0:49:57.920 --> 0:50:00.480
<v Speaker 1>always do it, and I can taste it. It's you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be able to tell.

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<v Speaker 4>No, You're right, you'd be able to pull the wool

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<v Speaker 4>over my eyes very easily with that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you tell there's like three hundred calories in

0:50:07.120 --> 0:50:09.000
<v Speaker 1>a coke and there's none in a coke no sugar.

0:50:09.040 --> 0:50:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't want that, and it throws my blood sugar out.

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<v Speaker 1>Got the calorie counters my head in its steel cake.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not counting it. I'm like I just I'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>have a chocolate frett. Oh you know me, I remember

0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:25.760
<v Speaker 1>you remember when we were at your place.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think this was even part of the podcast

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<v Speaker 4>This is an Unfair Conversation. And I was telling you

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<v Speaker 4>about the smoothie I made. It had like keyweed fruit,

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<v Speaker 4>half an apple, avocado, blah blah blah, and you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh my god, that's so excessive.

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<v Speaker 3>There'd be so many calories in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Pepsi max is.

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<v Speaker 3>A only two calories.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, if this is where we're at

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<v Speaker 1>as a society.

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<v Speaker 4>That pepsi max is considered more healthy than literal fucking fruit,

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<v Speaker 4>then I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that calori Like, I don't count my calories. I'm bothered. No, exactly,

0:50:58.560 --> 0:51:00.919
<v Speaker 1>I think it's unhealthy as well. I think the best

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<v Speaker 1>thing that I've ever done is I've quit myself with

0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:08.040
<v Speaker 1>understanding calories and nutrients and what's in things, because it's

0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:10.600
<v Speaker 1>good to know what things do, what carbohydrates do versus

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 1>fats versus yeah, protein. But I don't count because I

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:15.719
<v Speaker 1>think they can be very unhealthy. Anyway, Thumbs down to

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<v Speaker 1>calorie counting.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a thumb color counting Thumbs down.

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<v Speaker 1>Thumbs up to the hotel worker at Citadeen's in Perth, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>who I never got to meet, but when I arrived

0:51:26.560 --> 0:51:28.520
<v Speaker 1>to check in in Perth, the lady pund the count

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<v Speaker 1>and said, one of my colleagues is a fan of yours,

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<v Speaker 1>so they upgraded your room. I got the room with

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<v Speaker 1>the gorgeous fucking spaba. Oh that's very cood. And they

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<v Speaker 1>had a bottle of champagne in the fridge for me,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gorgeous, just because they liked me.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, ah, thumbs up to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even know their name, but hope they're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>That's as you walked away, do they go, we love you,

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<v Speaker 1>kiddy Flanagan. We're such a fan of the Cheap Seed's

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<v Speaker 1>melody brace.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, keep walking the rage Jude if Lucy?

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<v Speaker 1>What did if? That happened to me when I was

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<v Speaker 1>on tour. And then they walked away. They're like, God,

0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I've just been Hannagatsky. I'm like, I'm not,

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:03.000
<v Speaker 1>but I'll take the free shampers. I don't have any

0:52:03.000 --> 0:52:05.799
<v Speaker 1>thumb sounds that spring to mind. Isn't that a good thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a thumbs up? Yes, Another one to the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel worker at the where do I stay? Oaks in Brisbane?

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<v Speaker 1>The Oaks? Okay, When I was staying in Brisbane, I

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<v Speaker 1>left my LEI labo perfume, which is like, it's like expensive.

0:52:22.280 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 1>It was a gift. It was a gift. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred dollars for a bottle of perfume. Tiny. I

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<v Speaker 1>left it in the hotel room and I got back

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<v Speaker 1>and I was going to get on a date, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, my wrists, white smell of dumb, expensive waisted perfume,

0:52:33.760 --> 0:52:35.600
<v Speaker 1>and it just throws you a bit. It's like me

0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:37.800
<v Speaker 1>with the clear nail polish. Yes, felt like I needed

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:40.080
<v Speaker 1>it or I couldn't, you know, seize the day.

0:52:40.160 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 3>Seize the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I agree. So I called them and I said, hi, Oaks,

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<v Speaker 1>did I leave it there? She went, let me check

0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:50.040
<v Speaker 1>my hold came back. Is she such a sweet ut? Shit?

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:53.920
<v Speaker 1>And hitch, it's a great pleasure for you, really really

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:57.239
<v Speaker 1>really bad for us. We have your perfume. And I'll

0:52:57.280 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 1>be honest, we were all really hoping you wouldn't call

0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:01.879
<v Speaker 1>it because you really love the smell of it. Oh

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:03.400
<v Speaker 1>that's so fun. I was like, bless you you had.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, we did have a little spirts. It's gorgeous.

0:53:06.239 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 1>We'll send it home to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, you buy me a spirts, bitch?

0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:11.280
<v Speaker 1>You so what, that's two dollars of sprits. No thumbs

0:53:11.320 --> 0:53:13.719
<v Speaker 1>up to Margaret whatever her name is. No, she was

0:53:13.760 --> 0:53:16.839
<v Speaker 1>like twenty one. Zoey got lover anyway, all right, shall

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:17.120
<v Speaker 1>we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:17.879
<v Speaker 1>We better.

0:53:17.920 --> 0:53:20.200
<v Speaker 4>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:21.160
<v Speaker 4>percent better today.

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:23.239
<v Speaker 3>That's all just two percent, so we do know.

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<v Speaker 1>We fucking thumbs down to Jenna. What the fuck is she?

0:53:26.680 --> 0:53:27.040
<v Speaker 3>Bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Itch ain't great? All right, we'll catch you on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lovely. Yeah is it just me?

0:53:33.160 --> 0:53:36.319
<v Speaker 2>Podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit

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<v Speaker 2>follow on your podcast up