Speaker 1: Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches. Hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: yourself for the.
Speaker 2: Rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 1: Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a
Speaker 1: dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake,
Speaker 1: sit on a deck and eat a cake? Absolutely? If
Speaker 1: you sit on the cake, you ruin it. Do you
Speaker 1: think I'd have a waste of cake? By sit Nouri
Speaker 1: and Mitchell Coups? Hello you? Hello? Oh we have different energies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking naked today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well listen, I was naked when I finished my
Speaker 1: national tour. You finished your tour?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it sounds really, really dramatic when you
Speaker 4: say I've just finished a national tour. I just had
Speaker 4: a long weekend. Really it was two Madelaide shows and
Speaker 4: a Perth show.
Speaker 1: How many pains? How many trips?
Speaker 3: I can't even remember. It feels like one hundred.
Speaker 1: Of the eye, isn't it? Fucked? Being in airports and
Speaker 1: being on flights is painful, multiple in a couple of days,
Speaker 1: the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 3: What was the worst thing?
Speaker 4: Because I was in Perth for so little time, less
Speaker 4: than twenty four hours? Yep.
Speaker 3: Same when I flew from.
Speaker 4: Adelaide to Perth and then the next morning Perth to Sydney.
Speaker 4: I was in Perth for such a short amount of
Speaker 4: time that they assumed that Perth was a mere layover
Speaker 4: and wouldn't give me my bag.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: They literally put my suitcase behind the thing and were like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just put that aside for your Sydney flight
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm like, no, I need it now.
Speaker 1: I'm not just camping in the fucking airport. They're like,
Speaker 1: no idiot would ever come to Perth for twenty four
Speaker 1: hours or less? Then less? Then naturally did you like Perth?
Speaker 1: Because I was exactly the same. I think I had
Speaker 1: eighteen hours in Perth.
Speaker 3: Oh how greedy.
Speaker 1: It was awful, right selfish, and I loved it. It
Speaker 1: was really cute. I mean I didn't get the biggest
Speaker 1: vibe of it. I didn't have much time.
Speaker 4: I got there at like two pm, fucked around for
Speaker 4: an hour, but wrestling for my bag, went to the
Speaker 4: venue for sound check, went to the hotel for the
Speaker 4: quickert snap of my life, and then went to the venue.
Speaker 4: And when I finished my show at like ten pm
Speaker 4: ish a little bit before or because it was at
Speaker 4: a gay club. Essentially, I thought I could go downstairs.
Speaker 4: It was like the Perth equivalent of Imperial. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: you know, it's like a gay pub.
Speaker 1: Cute.
Speaker 4: So when I went downstairs, I thought, yeah, I can
Speaker 4: just kick on have a few drinks. It was all closed,
Speaker 4: everything closed on a Sunday, and so that was my
Speaker 4: impression of Perth, just dead nothing on a Saturday night.
Speaker 3: Sunday.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 4: And then I went to a little walk the next morning,
Speaker 4: and yes, it was pretty, but I didn't have much
Speaker 4: time to enjoy myself.
Speaker 1: Your shows as well, more than a show, your full
Speaker 1: Taylor swift to do and meet and greets. You're getting
Speaker 1: photos with mums and yeah, you're making clay clips.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite part. The little meat and greater I.
Speaker 1: Think cut, aren't they I really And I love the
Speaker 1: idiots that went. They send photos in yeah, and they
Speaker 1: see I so saw some complaints. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: bring them too your atention, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: With the show's good.
Speaker 3: They were really good shows.
Speaker 4: I may as well mention this now coming up in
Speaker 4: episode one seventy six this Wednesday, I'm telling you about
Speaker 4: two moments during my shows every the weekend that I
Speaker 4: keeping me up at night. They haunting me because there
Speaker 4: were two moments where I made a bit of a
Speaker 4: fuckhead of myself.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, Oh is it? Is it one the
Speaker 1: shapewear incident?
Speaker 3: No, that was in Bridsbane. That was eighty too.
Speaker 1: Oh, because I had a shapewear moment too when I
Speaker 1: was on stage and I've only just seen them because
Speaker 1: they sent professional photos. And what happened, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my shape. It was just you know when the shapewear
Speaker 1: that I wear, the skins goes just cuts off just
Speaker 1: under my nipples. Anyway, I was sweating profusely because I
Speaker 1: was on stage anxious. Yeah, so like folded down. So
Speaker 1: it made my top roll way, Yeah, it made.
Speaker 3: It worse when it starts to roll. That's not helpful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it rolls down like you know, you get a
Speaker 1: long sock and you're a kid and you'd get your
Speaker 1: hand at the top and you'd roll it down. It
Speaker 1: looks like a down nut. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: And I just things that have done that.
Speaker 1: Oh and then on Wednesday, trying to make jokes and
Speaker 1: I look like I've got a whole hoop around my waist. Bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you had two embarrassing moments.
Speaker 3: There were two, and I will tell you about them
Speaker 3: on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, great one am I talking about Wednesday? Huh,
Speaker 1: You're very well thought out. I don't even think I
Speaker 1: can tease what I'm talking about on Wednesday. So I
Speaker 1: make something up on Wednesday, my surgery announcement.
Speaker 3: Announcements.
Speaker 1: What if we just did really terrible hooks to see
Speaker 1: if people would stick around.
Speaker 4: And see if they question it? Whatever happened to the
Speaker 4: surgery announcement.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I read the obituaries from the local paper Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Mitch makes a neutrable a smoothie Wednesday. Guys,
Speaker 1: you you will not believe the ingredients that he puts
Speaker 1: in that thing.
Speaker 4: I'd be happy to do that. Remember that time milkshakes
Speaker 4: on the podcast?
Speaker 1: God Yes, and people still send us photos of lime
Speaker 1: milkshakes to this day.
Speaker 4: I'm glad they do, so I know where to find them.
Speaker 4: Although I've still got fucking two leaders, well four leaders
Speaker 4: in total. I've got the blue Heaven milkshake flavoring and
Speaker 4: the lime flavoring at the top of my kitchen cup
Speaker 4: and people ask the other time, what the fuck are
Speaker 4: they about?
Speaker 1: You know what we need to do that we could
Speaker 1: make Christmas cocktails because it's green. We could make you know,
Speaker 1: we could do it because.
Speaker 3: That's a great call. I'm doing that.
Speaker 1: Why don't we do it on one of the last
Speaker 1: episodes Christmas? Y Yeah, we'll get like Bailey's Yes, the
Speaker 1: green lime flavoring.
Speaker 3: That might be great.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm thinking I know where your heads at. And
Speaker 1: then we just had peppermint, and then it's peppermint. It's Kenny. Hello,
Speaker 1: it's true. Just put a can, so it's your Christmas
Speaker 1: cocktail's haer feet Blue is going to be hard. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's nothing blue about Christmas. Oh post Christmas depression cocktail
Speaker 1: the other day after Christmas. That's my mom My. Mum
Speaker 1: is always so depressed after Christmas.
Speaker 4: No, it's not necessarily depression. I just feel like everyone
Speaker 4: has that weird headspace between Christmas and New Years where
Speaker 4: they're like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? That is so smart hat Like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to brand the cocktail. This is the cocktail for
Speaker 1: that like purgatory five day period between Christmas and New Year,
Speaker 1: the christ a word for that or that period. Yeah, hell,
Speaker 1: I hate it. Actually I kind of love it me too. Actually,
Speaker 1: there's no it's like the purge.
Speaker 4: I'd love to be in one of those phases right
Speaker 4: now where this is like no thoughts required, chill please huh.
Speaker 4: When I got back from Perth, I went to bed
Speaker 4: that night at my place and I started to feel
Speaker 4: the full body aches and pains coming on over and
Speaker 4: I was like, this feels familiar.
Speaker 1: Yep, this feels like COVID. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I did a test the next morning and it was negative,
Speaker 4: and I I thought that can't be right. I'll do
Speaker 4: another test that was also negative. And is it weird
Speaker 4: that I was quite disappointed?
Speaker 1: Well, you saw the week that I had. I had
Speaker 1: a week of bliss exactly.
Speaker 4: It's been bed for eight days because if you've got COVID,
Speaker 4: people leave you the fuck alive.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 4: It's a valid excuse to get out of commitments and whatever.
Speaker 4: Whereas this week I really could have done with that.
Speaker 4: But oh, everyone's been nagging me this week so much
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 1: A sad story. And this is true. I got the
Speaker 1: new iPhone in the middle of having that, so sad, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's context. I didn't get the fifteen promacs, so why
Speaker 1: it's beautiful? And I wasn't getting any messages after and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to go talk to a genius.
Speaker 1: Something's wrong. And there was nothing wrong. No one just
Speaker 1: cared for me. Oh no, I was talking to me.
Speaker 1: None of my apps were going off. I'm my notifications
Speaker 1: must have been turned off. No, we're all on. Just
Speaker 1: no one gave a shit. Oh that's a bit sad. Also,
Speaker 1: I wasn't posting like I was doing the hot Girl
Speaker 1: Walk content every day, and then I got COVID and
Speaker 1: I posted nothing for a week. And you get used
Speaker 1: to that, like dopamine hit of having people in your
Speaker 1: like hundreds people in your DMS to talk to and
Speaker 1: they're responding to content.
Speaker 3: It sounds so unrelatable.
Speaker 1: You can relate, can't you.
Speaker 4: No, I know what you're talking about, but I don't
Speaker 4: really rely on that for dapamne to be honest.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, right, Yeah, I'm fucked in the head. All right,
Speaker 1: Welcome to Is It Just Me? Everyone? We start every
Speaker 1: show with an is it just me? Something We've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I
Speaker 1: do not know mitches and I don't want to.
Speaker 4: We've got one age today, I've got to say I'm
Speaker 4: feeling tired and cranky, so I'm leaning into that.
Speaker 1: I think that's probably for the best now because we're
Speaker 1: technically in a relationship. I'm your longest relationship.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's true. Do you want to part from like
Speaker 4: siblings and parents?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, but yeah non family relationship yeah, okay. And
Speaker 1: we see each other and we talk at the same
Speaker 1: length as couples and intimacy. We talk about very intimate things.
Speaker 1: I know. If that's true.
Speaker 3: We see each other once a week.
Speaker 1: How many other friends have you consistently seen every week
Speaker 1: for five years?
Speaker 3: That's true?
Speaker 1: True? Got me there?
Speaker 4: Ya?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to lift you up? Or do
Speaker 1: I mean to be at your level?
Speaker 3: For what?
Speaker 1: Like, because you're like, I'm feeling grumpy. Do you want
Speaker 1: me to try? And like, am I going to be going?
Speaker 3: You know that'll make me more grumpy?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: No? No, after five years, you'd think you'd know. Okay,
Speaker 1: why pushes me button? I went on a date and
Speaker 1: it was I think it was. It was a perfect
Speaker 1: me date. But I think it's your date from hell.
Speaker 1: That's my angel. Yeah, perfect from its jury awful for coombs? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want me to kick things off? Do you
Speaker 1: know you start? Because yeah, I'm still recovering from mine.
Speaker 1: I think the police are still after me.
Speaker 3: What the fuck did you do?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, it's too soon.
Speaker 3: You ready, Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is the sun so fucking disruptive?
Speaker 1: Wait? Are you talking as if you're a parent, You're
Speaker 1: talking about your squish mellow? The sun, honey, the sun
Speaker 1: in the sky? Oh what's it done to you?
Speaker 3: It's just disruptive, isn't it.
Speaker 1: No, we kind of need it. It's very important. It
Speaker 1: burns you, It fades your fucking blankets. Yep, yep, yes,
Speaker 1: spf be very important.
Speaker 4: I literally changed my bedding the other day and one
Speaker 4: of my blankets is just faded on one side because
Speaker 4: it's the side of the bed that catches a bit
Speaker 4: of sun.
Speaker 1: Wait, like on your bed it gets again?
Speaker 3: Yes, And I was like, oh fuck that.
Speaker 4: But the worst thing is that if I want to
Speaker 4: watch television during the day, I have to convert my
Speaker 4: house into some sort of doomsday prepper bunker. Yeah, no
Speaker 4: light whatsoever. And yet I can still see my reflection
Speaker 4: on the screen. What the fuck's up with that? Why
Speaker 4: is my TV so dull?
Speaker 1: I agree with you. We've reached a point in technology
Speaker 1: that we need to be able to bump it up.
Speaker 1: You know, I hate the sun when the sun shines
Speaker 1: on your iPhone and your iPhone goes oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it to combat this. I'm going
Speaker 1: to pull brightness all the way down to zero. I
Speaker 1: won the opposite bump that ship up. The Apple have
Speaker 1: it wrong. You know, when you're on a walk and
Speaker 1: the sun is beaming on your phone, it goes pull
Speaker 1: pulls that. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: I think I might have turned that setting off because
Speaker 4: it was an me you turn that off?
Speaker 3: I think, so, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I can do that after what is it call?
Speaker 4: It's like the transition lenses that people wear, you know,
Speaker 4: the glasses that convert to sunglasses in the sun. But
Speaker 4: sometimes they'd come back from recess and that would stay
Speaker 4: in sunglass form for quite sometime.
Speaker 1: My men would do that, and she'd like bump into
Speaker 1: the kitchen cupboard because it just takes about five minutes
Speaker 1: to adjust from being sunglasses. That's not good technology. My
Speaker 1: Apple watch does it sometimes. If I'm out at lunch
Speaker 1: and then I go to check the time. You just
Speaker 1: don't know the time. It's pit black. That's the whole
Speaker 1: point over the Apple Watch, is it not? Fuck the sun?
Speaker 1: Fuck the sun? Do you know what else?
Speaker 4: I had my first reunion hairdressing appointment with Franco the
Speaker 4: other day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he gave me a hug. It was so nice,
Speaker 3: oh bless.
Speaker 4: And so I was with him and I said, I
Speaker 4: need to ask you about heat damage. I'm just noticing
Speaker 4: my hair is getting a little frizzy. And he goes, oh, well,
Speaker 4: do you put heat protector on before you style it
Speaker 4: with some sort of heating product the dice and or
Speaker 4: the hair dry whatever. And I said, yes, always, I
Speaker 4: always do. And he goes, do you put heat protector
Speaker 4: spray before you go outside? I was like, no, why
Speaker 4: the fuck better do that? He goes, oh, well, the
Speaker 4: sun can actually do that. It can damage your hair
Speaker 4: and leave it frizzy and heat damaged as well. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, well, excuse me for trying to get
Speaker 4: outside and go for my fat bitch walks trying to
Speaker 4: get some more vinamin fucking deg and this is the
Speaker 4: price I pay.
Speaker 1: But gorgeous locks. Fuck, you're just trying to do an
Speaker 1: fb W and God forbid, the sun is out to
Speaker 1: get you exactly. Wait, I don't realize the son could
Speaker 1: cook your hair. It's too late. Now I'm gonna it's
Speaker 1: cooked my face. I've got that many more freckles since
Speaker 1: being out in the sun walking. I love the sun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the sun just good for something? No, I agree, you
Speaker 1: know what? Okay, we're all about contrast. What about this?
Speaker 1: You're a nice sit in the sun, like in spring,
Speaker 1: not summer. You're not gonna sweat, but you're just gonna
Speaker 1: sit in the sun and like the sun's gonna warm
Speaker 1: bathe your body, not a sun bake, just like a
Speaker 1: front porch, a cup of tea, Isabella sitting there.
Speaker 4: I can fuck with that. Yes, yeah, a bit of
Speaker 4: heat from the sun is here, I can fuck with yep.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's about it. That the only pros I can
Speaker 1: think of.
Speaker 4: I'm sure I could think of more, but I'm just
Speaker 4: pissed off of the TV situation. That's what does my
Speaker 4: head in. I've realized the worst app of them all,
Speaker 4: like all the streaming apps, the worst one for trying
Speaker 4: to watch TV during the day. I'm happy for it
Speaker 4: to go on record. Amazon Prime Video shark as fuck.
Speaker 1: Seriously, what do you mean that? Like the user interface
Speaker 1: is dark?
Speaker 4: Well, if you're trying to watch the show on Amazon Prime,
Speaker 4: it seems to be darker than every other streaming all right,
Speaker 4: I get you. And so I can't watch frickin' Deadlock
Speaker 4: during the day. I had to start using my Apple
Speaker 4: TV to watch it instead of just the built in
Speaker 4: app on my TV because for some reason, Apple TV
Speaker 4: is just slightly brighter same platforms. Amazon Prime is just
Speaker 4: slightly brighter on the Apple TV, and I've cranked the
Speaker 4: brightness all the fucking way up.
Speaker 1: But I shouldn't have to. I should just be able
Speaker 1: to see it. I'm so sorry. I just had that.
Speaker 1: I just felt like I was talking to my grandmother.
Speaker 1: I've had the exact same conversation with Alma.
Speaker 3: Is that not annoying?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: Trying to watch television during the day and it's really dark?
Speaker 1: It is? It is? It definitely is. It's very hard.
Speaker 1: My Miday movies have not been the same. Well it's
Speaker 1: been on them, No, I completely agree, But even Free.
Speaker 4: To Wear I think that's fine. There's no glare issues
Speaker 4: there it's just streaming.
Speaker 1: Oh you think it's just yeah, because the streaming apps
Speaker 1: are all black, and they've all got the black with
Speaker 1: the gray. It's very moody.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about the actual shows though, Oh god, Like
Speaker 4: the show's just seemed really dark. Even watching Friends the
Speaker 4: other day for some reason, it was dark as fuck.
Speaker 1: Well that's because Matt just died. So don't be like
Speaker 1: that that different. Is it just me? You can follow
Speaker 1: the show online, just search a couple of mitches. If
Speaker 1: you don't, you're a tighead. Now we need to remind
Speaker 1: you that it is Mugvember. We are still towards the
Speaker 1: end of mug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not for long. Mug November is nearly over.
Speaker 4: This Thursday is the last day that our mug shop
Speaker 4: is open. My god, if you want to get our
Speaker 4: season five tier ear a mug now, it's your fucking chance.
Speaker 1: I don't know why when news that our mug shop,
Speaker 1: I'm picturing a touch shop and I'm picturing like a
Speaker 1: roller and you're the metal roller. Lions that make such
Speaker 1: a fucking racket when you open them, there's a padlock
Speaker 1: around them so they can stay locked. Do you know?
Speaker 4: It was so depressing by the way side note another
Speaker 4: travel story, just two of things. Yeah, I have this
Speaker 4: weird thing where if I'm feeling a bit anxious or whatever,
Speaker 4: if I have beautiful fingernails, all is right in the world.
Speaker 4: Oh So, I was feeling a bit nervous about my
Speaker 4: first show, the Friday night show in Adelaide, and it
Speaker 4: was like four something PM, and I thought, I'm going
Speaker 4: to duck down and get some clear nail polish because
Speaker 4: I have put that on, makes them look all shiny,
Speaker 4: well done.
Speaker 3: I'll be happy. All is good in the world.
Speaker 4: I walk down from my hotel room at four fifty
Speaker 4: eight and I just walked down Rundlemore watching everyone slam
Speaker 4: those fucking tuch shops shutting down, like everything closes at five,
Speaker 4: including Coals and Woolworth.
Speaker 3: What the fuck out of Lade?
Speaker 1: Oh so you didn't get your goss?
Speaker 3: I didn't, and I was a wreck.
Speaker 1: I'm sure what did you have to do? Did you
Speaker 1: clean them? Was there a little toiletries kit in the
Speaker 1: hotel room?
Speaker 4: I bought mine with me. Obviously I buffed and shined them.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course, you look how good they look today.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking that really nice.
Speaker 4: I was like I may be naked as all fuck,
Speaker 4: but like hell, I'll have gabbin Ale for me.
Speaker 1: I feel great when my hair is on point, like
Speaker 1: it could be having the world's worst day. But if
Speaker 1: my hair is perfectly quaffed and I look into reflection,
Speaker 1: I go, God, that's good head hair. I'm happy. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I love having a good hair day that day, so
Speaker 4: it was all fine, yeah good, but yeah, anyway, by
Speaker 4: a fucking mug, while you've got the chance, go.
Speaker 1: And do it. Where you can buy a normal mug,
Speaker 1: you can buy a signed mug. Mitch and I hand
Speaker 1: signed these mugs. We've got a down pat. Mitch opens
Speaker 1: the box. I signed mine. It dries. He signs his
Speaker 1: back in box. Jenna's there, machine, you really are? Oh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of merchandise available, our eBay listings are in full swing.
Speaker 1: Our auction, our auction. Yes, that was a gavel. That
Speaker 1: was our auctioneer, July. How's the auction going, Julie, thank you.
Speaker 1: She doesn't speak.
Speaker 4: So we're selling the pots that we made as part
Speaker 4: of our pottery class during hobby Hunt, and we've popped
Speaker 4: the one eBay again. We should clarify the money goes
Speaker 4: to a charity of a winner's choice, not the same
Speaker 4: with our actual merch mugs we're selling.
Speaker 1: That goes to us. But I take that and we're
Speaker 1: going to Prior de Louse on a holiday together. Now,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I'm fucking I don't know it's
Speaker 1: my because it's so funny to say it's your go to. Well,
Speaker 1: that's where Maddi mcamon went me. I know.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm like, why does he keep glamorizing it?
Speaker 1: It's really been time. I'll change it, but it needs
Speaker 1: to be another because it's so funny. Turks and cacos,
Speaker 1: that's my new one.
Speaker 3: Who the fuck's that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but Brittany talks about it. Britney spears,
Speaker 1: Oh you want to do? It's got trucks and tecos,
Speaker 1: Turks and cacos.
Speaker 3: Is that a thing?
Speaker 1: Google it? How do I spell it? T u r ks,
Speaker 1: oh and cacos. I think it's in like the Maldives,
Speaker 1: a British overseas territories southeast of the Bahamas, and they
Speaker 1: look like and lovely. Yeah, they're gorgeous turks and cacos. Right,
Speaker 1: I will go to my new one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, turks and cacos.
Speaker 1: That's fine, with your merch money these mugs, we're going
Speaker 1: to turks and caicos. But no, the ceramics handmade by
Speaker 1: Combs and jury h a handmaid, one of a kind.
Speaker 1: Money goes to your charity. I'm miffed because you're currently
Speaker 1: in the lead of the of the auction. Seriously, I
Speaker 1: wondered which one was going to be worth more. Well,
Speaker 1: let me run you through the stats. Can I also
Speaker 1: just say, and I'm not being biased here, my my
Speaker 1: mug is way more universal than your bullshit bowl. How
Speaker 1: on earth do you figure that?
Speaker 4: When do you use a bowl cereal dinner daily? I'm
Speaker 4: always running out. They're always in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: Noah, that's exactly right. Stay stay in the dishwasher. Mug
Speaker 1: drinks any sort of liquid. You can have coffee, you
Speaker 1: can have a shot, you can have a wine from
Speaker 1: that thing. You could put dips, you could put olids.
Speaker 3: You you can't have a wine and a mug.
Speaker 1: They feel wrong, but you could you could.
Speaker 3: It'd feel wrong.
Speaker 1: Walk you have a wine in a bowl? Well, I don't.
Speaker 3: See why not?
Speaker 1: Are your logic? If I know anything about our listeners,
Speaker 1: it's that they're fucking alcoholics. My mug is better, and
Speaker 1: it's losing the bids yours currently.
Speaker 4: Mitchell, your argument about mugs being more practical might be
Speaker 4: valid if your mug wasn't a fucking choed mug like
Speaker 4: you snapped the clay while you were making the pots.
Speaker 4: So it's like a scareg of a mug. It's not
Speaker 4: a fully ledged mug. It's really quite small, and I
Speaker 4: always use my oversized coffee cup. I don't care about
Speaker 4: all the others I've got. I prefer the over sized one.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. You couldn't have an
Speaker 1: ice latte in this thing because you'd put four ice
Speaker 1: cubes in it, you'd get no milk. It would not work.
Speaker 1: So mine's more for Tapa.
Speaker 3: I've already established it's a Ramiican.
Speaker 1: It's not a ramiicac fucking is. It's not a fake here,
Speaker 1: don't know, don't rubbish my my piece. Anyway, you're winning
Speaker 1: by about forty five dollars at all, and good for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how much forty five dollars you're winning?
Speaker 4: No, it's in like how much entital It'll change by
Speaker 4: the time the episode's out.
Speaker 1: But I'm curious. Two hundred and fifteen oh wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm one seventy five got two fifteen.
Speaker 3: That's I did not expect that.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. We still have over a week at the
Speaker 1: time of recording. You know, someone messaged me though and said, Hi,
Speaker 1: I've accidentally been a thousand dollars on Coobs's mug. What
Speaker 1: do I do? And I said, own it, fucking deal
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Speaker 1: she canceled her bid. Ah, but it didn't show us
Speaker 1: a thousand because we'll put it up to that's like
Speaker 1: your max bid. So if anyone else.
Speaker 3: Bids before, like it automatically.
Speaker 1: It bumps you up by like five dollars. So you're like,
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Speaker 1: but I help them cancel it.
Speaker 4: So but now people can go rig it. If they
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
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Speaker 3: Did you see that? He re released Angels brought me here?
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Speaker 4: That kind of sounds like it's fed up with the situation.
Speaker 4: He's like, ah, angels brought me here again? Fuck sakes
Speaker 4: of this keep happening. It's like angels layoff.
Speaker 1: And you order an uber to a location that's dropped
Speaker 1: you off in the wrong spot more than once. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: mugs available for Mugvember and you can go and bid.
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Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: For your origin. I'm not sure if I'm ready today.
Speaker 4: It's gonna have to be one of those days where
Speaker 4: I stand up losing it Mike, just to kind of
Speaker 4: keep me more alert.
Speaker 1: Faden already, Jee, you have such confidence in your co host,
Speaker 1: You're like, fuck, he's about to talk for it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm like period of time. I mean,
Speaker 1: I already feel more alert now than i'm standing. All right, good,
Speaker 1: so I'm doing stand up.
Speaker 3: How are we feeling tonight?
Speaker 1: Terrible? Let's let's go, Bradley.
Speaker 4: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Just being trapped on a date for three hours? Sound
Speaker 1: like your idea of a personal hell or heaven depends
Speaker 1: on the person.
Speaker 4: If you're hating it and you're trying to wrap it up,
Speaker 4: and you maybe even pulling that trick where you get
Speaker 4: a friend to text you and you're like, wait can
Speaker 4: you call me and betaend there's an emergency if you're
Speaker 4: trapped there?
Speaker 1: Fuck that? What if you are in an emergency with
Speaker 1: that date? And what if there is no phone service?
Speaker 4: Okay, that doesn't sound right. That's what happened to me,
Speaker 4: although it could make you closer, so well, it did,
Speaker 4: and I loved it. I was like my dream situation.
Speaker 4: You know, I love the escape room. I love the codependency.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, we have to work together to get
Speaker 4: out of a problem.
Speaker 3: This is an actual escape room.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this is a real life escape room. This
Speaker 1: is the same guy. We've been dating for a while
Speaker 1: and now he's very cute and what we wanted to
Speaker 1: do is that tin fish date night? Have you? I
Speaker 1: think I spoke about it on the podcast. I think
Speaker 1: I've done one before. It's a TikTok trend where you
Speaker 1: get different tin fish and you just eat them with
Speaker 1: bread and butter and cheese. It's very yourrobat. It doesn't
Speaker 1: ring any bell and that sounds disgusting. Quite frankly, your
Speaker 1: photo of my fish, I will put it on the
Speaker 1: IgE of Socials.
Speaker 4: Let's make you in fucking weird food you were telling
Speaker 4: it's about, like, I'm done? Was it the bags that
Speaker 4: you telling us about? It is literally it's laber fried.
Speaker 1: Oh, spice bag, spice bag A look, you can swipe it.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the guy? You can swipe? Come on,
Speaker 1: describe what you're seeing. There's canned mussels in pesto, salce,
Speaker 1: fucking platter, date sugar ConA no, but what they're all
Speaker 1: tin cans of food? I see see I was picturing
Speaker 1: tuna on bread. Well, there's sardines there and there's anchovies. OK,
Speaker 1: more appetizing than see. Here's Polish Portuguese and I am Dutch,
Speaker 1: very white, so I love a canned salty food. So
Speaker 1: our dream situation. But I thought I'll surprise him and
Speaker 1: we'll drive out to the Royal National Park near where
Speaker 1: we live, near Bundina, over the cliffs. No phone service.
Speaker 1: We get there at like seven so we have the
Speaker 1: perfect sunset and it's a gorgeous. Yeah. We drive in.
Speaker 1: We park in this big parking lot that is inside
Speaker 1: the Royal National Park.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: And when we get there to daytime, no other cars
Speaker 1: are there. We park in right at the front, right
Speaker 1: near the boomgate. Perfect. We walk to the cliffs, We
Speaker 1: have our date. Date's great, We have the tin fish
Speaker 1: and it gets to like nine point thirty at night
Speaker 1: and it's pitch black. Yeah, and you kind of lose
Speaker 1: track of time because there's no city lights. There's no streets.
Speaker 4: They don't have street lights in national parks, I'd imagine none.
Speaker 1: And it's dead quiet, there's no other people around. It's late,
Speaker 1: like we got to go. So we get we pack
Speaker 1: up our stuff. It's like five past ten. We're walking
Speaker 1: back to the car. It's a ten minute walk full
Speaker 1: of fish like holding hands, you know, it's been a
Speaker 1: cute day. We get to the car park. They've locked
Speaker 1: it up. Oh dear, it's a locked up car park.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there would have been a sign telling you when
Speaker 4: the car park closes, but no doubt you didn't fucking
Speaker 4: read that.
Speaker 1: It was ten o'clock, classic ten o'clock. In fact, it
Speaker 1: was so comical we could did they close early because
Speaker 1: he said it was nine nine fifty by the time
Speaker 1: we decided to leave. We got back at five past ten.
Speaker 1: I shit you. We could see the southerland Shire Council,
Speaker 1: a little Toyota Jimney drive and off into the sunset
Speaker 1: up the hill like it had just locked the gate.
Speaker 1: Well in your bloody hot girl, walk here, Why don't
Speaker 1: you sprint? Come back? Not that fit I was. I
Speaker 1: was full of mercury riddled fish. I couldn't have run
Speaker 1: like it was so recent that the lock on the gate.
Speaker 1: I shit you not with swing like he just locked it?
Speaker 1: So I went. You know me, I'm so naive. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: like we'll get out of this. Maybe I've got main
Speaker 1: main character syndrome. I'm like, this will be fine, it's
Speaker 1: not gonna be a problem.
Speaker 4: You know, how far away do you live, Like worst
Speaker 4: case scenario, you leave your car there overnight. It's not
Speaker 4: like you're in jail. You can jump over the gate.
Speaker 4: You just come back and get your car the next day.
Speaker 1: It was Dad's car, my dad's car, because Dad's got
Speaker 1: a nice BMW and I kind of want to do
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 3: Think that's your car.
Speaker 1: No, he does. I'm not that dumb. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: that dumb. No. No. And we were stuck in there,
Speaker 1: and I thought, no worries. There's a number on the
Speaker 1: sign that says call to get gate unlocked at any time.
Speaker 3: Oh well, then you fucking sweet.
Speaker 1: So I said, get my phone out. No service And
Speaker 1: I go, I go, hey, you know date, get your
Speaker 1: phone me with optors. Yeah, and we had a week
Speaker 1: for us, not a good time to be optists. He
Speaker 1: gets his phone out also with optors. No service. So
Speaker 1: you go for a little walk around the car, puck
Speaker 1: to find service, pitch back, no.
Speaker 3: Street lights, torches on, Okay.
Speaker 1: No service anywhere. Then a man appears our savior out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. He's walking his labrador and he goes, boys,
Speaker 1: you're locked in? Are you? I could see you from
Speaker 1: my balcony. Oh what a sweetheart. He goes, this is creep. No,
Speaker 1: he had two little fucking puffs. He's like, are you lost?
Speaker 1: I might No, he's just twenty one. It does look weird,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. There's nothing wrong here, and he goes,
Speaker 1: this happens all the time. I see it from my balcony.
Speaker 1: The lady at the end of the street in a
Speaker 1: Federation style house has the only key to unlock that gate.
Speaker 1: She got one cut. Oh my god, so go get
Speaker 1: it from her, and we went, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Which house? He goes, it's a Federation style house.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know what that means.
Speaker 1: Did I? He disappears into the shrubbery and I go,
Speaker 1: what the Fuck's The day? I'm with is like, I
Speaker 1: kind of love this. This is like a Scooby Doo mystery.
Speaker 1: We have to solve it together. Yeah, you could look at.
Speaker 3: It that way, but then also I'd be there like,
Speaker 3: what if I need to piss?
Speaker 1: What do we do?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, we're pissing the bush would be fine, but you
Speaker 1: know not bar Barrack like you. So we walk up
Speaker 1: this up these stairs and we're looking at houses. What
Speaker 1: the fuck is a Federation style house to you?
Speaker 4: I googled Federation style house and it's this giving packed
Speaker 4: the rafters energy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that what that means?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitchell em we're in the Royal National Park. Every
Speaker 1: fucking house and it's a Federation style house. So we
Speaker 1: have to roll the dice. We walk up a set
Speaker 1: of stairs for about five minutes, huffing and puffing. There's
Speaker 1: a Federation style house on the left, there's one on
Speaker 1: the right. But we go, this is at the end
Speaker 1: of the stairs, at the end of the street. We'll
Speaker 1: just fucking ring the doorbell ten thirty at night on
Speaker 1: Sunday night.
Speaker 3: And did he imply that it was an old lady
Speaker 3: or did I imagine that?
Speaker 1: He said, lady? Ah, problem is it was a ring doorbell.
Speaker 1: So we walk up to it. He goes, you do it,
Speaker 1: you do it, you do it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean by a ring doorbell?
Speaker 1: Like an electronic smart door bum with the camera? Correct?
Speaker 1: So I press it ten thirty at night. Bong bong boom,
Speaker 1: bong bong bong floodlights turn on, flash us in the eyes,
Speaker 1: but you know, like blare us in the eyes. We
Speaker 1: look at the camera and it goes leave a message.
Speaker 1: So I got fuck so hi, fum, my name's Mitch.
Speaker 1: This is x y Z. We got our car locked
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. We were told you had to key.
Speaker 1: And as I'm saying this, like I just I can
Speaker 1: see the footage on her phone. It's unhinged, black and white, gay,
Speaker 1: sweaty man covered in fish oil, leaning in with black
Speaker 1: black nothing behind him. My pupils are dilated because I
Speaker 1: was so stressed from walking up the stairs. And I go, please,
Speaker 1: we hear you have a key, can you give us
Speaker 1: the Then it cuts off. The lights turn off, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, this poor woman is inside.
Speaker 3: Did you ever get to speak to her?
Speaker 1: Well? We then check our phones. We have phone service.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you fine, So I go, you call the
Speaker 1: you call the council by the way, before.
Speaker 3: We move on.
Speaker 4: Oh god, can we look up her address and the
Speaker 4: white pages try and find her number? Like I want
Speaker 4: to ask this woman, I'll pay her to send me
Speaker 4: that fucking footage.
Speaker 1: Of you on the door. Bel my god, imagine. Well,
Speaker 1: that was my worry that would be released because while
Speaker 1: we're on fous no no no, while we're on hold
Speaker 1: the Southern Shire Council, I shit you not screen door open,
Speaker 1: So that she was time boys come over here and
Speaker 1: we go, Oh, the woman at the end of the street,
Speaker 1: the Federation style house with the key, she's found us.
Speaker 1: So we run up to the fence because we're at
Speaker 1: the end of the cul de sac trying to get phone,
Speaker 1: so we put our head over the fence. She goes,
Speaker 1: come into the light. I want to see your faces,
Speaker 1: and we go. She just wants to ID check to
Speaker 1: make sure we're not crims. Right, we'll put our faces over.
Speaker 1: Chikink takes a photo on her phone and she goes,
Speaker 1: how fucking dare you wake up my family? Get the
Speaker 1: fuck like it was terrifying. Get the fuck off my property.
Speaker 1: I've got children in there. You've terrified that.
Speaker 4: So this was the woman that you left the message too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and she wasn't that old, forty five in.
Speaker 1: A dressing gown. One hand, she's got an iPhone. The
Speaker 1: other hand she got a baseball bat and she took
Speaker 1: a photo of you. You've got a baseball bat and
Speaker 1: I go, I'm so sorry. She says, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. I go, Oh, she gus, you
Speaker 1: patronizing piece of shit. I'm calling the police and we
Speaker 1: ran like we ran. It was terrified.
Speaker 4: Wow, what a grunk that's he's like what I thought, which,
Speaker 4: don't be getting Keith's cut.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to be the go to perth
Speaker 1: and with the key. Well, my thinking is that perhaps
Speaker 1: she wasn't the right Federation style house, so she'd ever clarified.
Speaker 1: I've got the cake, you can forget it. No, she
Speaker 1: wasn't dangling it in front of her. She had a
Speaker 1: dressing gown on from you easily could have gotten the
Speaker 1: wrong house. I think we did.
Speaker 4: Any Well, we won't be asking her for the video
Speaker 4: because she sounds like an awful bitch.
Speaker 1: And I don't want her knowing us or who we are.
Speaker 1: I just don't anyway. On the phone to the council
Speaker 1: as we ran back down the stairs, phone cut out.
Speaker 1: No service like it with this.
Speaker 3: Shit hole you live in.
Speaker 1: It was chaos. It was chaos. So what we end
Speaker 1: up doing? So we go back to the car, We
Speaker 1: walk up the hill, we get phone service, We lodge
Speaker 1: a ticket with the after hours Council.
Speaker 4: It's probably many people are manning that desk. Get eleven thirty.
Speaker 1: There's one girl.
Speaker 3: Oh, there is someone.
Speaker 1: There is someone for emergencies only. Yeah, so it's about
Speaker 1: eleven thirty at night. I'm gotta get up for work
Speaker 1: at seven. And we finally get hold of them, they go,
Speaker 1: no worries. We'll contact the security company that closes all
Speaker 1: the gates. However, it's one guy that does all the
Speaker 1: gates in the Royal National Park. There is seventy six
Speaker 1: park gates, so he's currently walking around closing them. Once
Speaker 1: he's done, he will come back and open the gate.
Speaker 1: Oh so we didn't go far, but we had to
Speaker 1: wait while he went to every other National Park gate
Speaker 1: in the area. Lock it all up first, because we're
Speaker 1: not his top priority. He's got to lock all these gates.
Speaker 1: He's doing a job, and then when he's done, he'll
Speaker 1: come back and open our gate.
Speaker 3: Why do they even lock the gates?
Speaker 1: Why is that? The prior don't know. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1: I don't make any sense. So anyway, we sat there
Speaker 1: face to face for three hours. He arrived at quarter
Speaker 1: past one. Oh my god, why didn't you just uber
Speaker 1: home because it was Dad's car. Dad needed the car.
Speaker 1: His twenty one year old parents like where are you?
Speaker 1: Have you been killed? Have you been kidnapped? He had
Speaker 1: no phone service.
Speaker 4: One time opened the gates seven am. Well then you
Speaker 4: could have just gotten your father's car at seven back.
Speaker 3: First thing.
Speaker 1: It was one of those things that was like we'd
Speaker 1: come this far, he held, abuse was stressful.
Speaker 3: A gobby in the bush doesn't go astray either.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that was like normally when you're in
Speaker 1: that situation, like it's kind of like all sexy. I
Speaker 1: had no sex dribe. I was so anxious, Like I
Speaker 1: couldn't even have any fun in the car.
Speaker 3: Oh, then that's not fun.
Speaker 1: He was saying. It's like an adventure. It's like a
Speaker 1: real life escape room. It was so fun.
Speaker 4: But I would have called it quits much earlier, probably
Speaker 4: after the bow scabby bitch with a camera in my face.
Speaker 4: That would have been like, let's call it a night. Actually,
Speaker 4: I was so upset. I was so shaken. But you
Speaker 4: know when you can't like voice it until you're safe
Speaker 4: and out. We sped up that street once the gates
Speaker 4: are opened at one thirty one fifteen and then they
Speaker 4: all hit.
Speaker 1: Us like that fucking bitch. We want to get it,
Speaker 1: but we didn't have the goal to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to help with the egging. I can get
Speaker 1: her identity and I can send it out. But she
Speaker 1: was all identity. Yeah, how do you have that? I
Speaker 1: could get it. Oh, I've got contact. Should be prank
Speaker 1: caller as dot. No.
Speaker 4: If we're going to bring back the prank calls for anyone, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's going to be this bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Question, could you find her address on a map? Because
Speaker 4: you know where you went? I could do it right.
Speaker 4: You want to get it up right now? Yes, I
Speaker 4: won't say it, but if I checked the White Pages
Speaker 4: with that address, it could come up the number.
Speaker 1: My god, you're a genius. Okay, let's do it. Can
Speaker 1: you see that on the screen? Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, And then you can call us dot and just
Speaker 4: be like, do you have the key for the National Park?
Speaker 4: What can DOT have left in there? Her dentures fell out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, her dentist fell out in the in the in
Speaker 1: the Royal National Park.
Speaker 3: You have to sound toothless the whole time.
Speaker 1: Wait, does the Yellow Pages still work?
Speaker 4: Yeah? They don't have physical phone books unless you request one.
Speaker 4: You know how that you used to send them out
Speaker 4: to literally everywhere. Yes, they've still got a website.
Speaker 1: So here we were, Mitchell ready like in this Royal
Speaker 1: National Park here, I need to work it out. So
Speaker 1: we ran up here. See there the stairs that I
Speaker 1: was talking about. I see, he said, that's the end
Speaker 1: of the car park. He went, walk up the stairs
Speaker 1: and it's the first house here.
Speaker 4: That's it there, let me get the little yellow No,
Speaker 4: it's the first Federation style house.
Speaker 3: Correct when you're wrong.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I've got genuine PTSD Mitchell. That is
Speaker 1: the ring doorbell right there is it? Look that's where
Speaker 1: I start. Actually the doorbell.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, scares me. Imagine that at ten thirty at night,
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere, no phone service. That's the alley we
Speaker 1: walked up. See those stairs, that's where we walked up.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
Speaker 1: We walked over and she gave it to me via
Speaker 1: the doorbell. So that's the odd thing.
Speaker 3: So she was leaning over that fence.
Speaker 1: When she came out. Yeah, so that number that street,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not the only public I've got it.
Speaker 1: It's that streak you've seen that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've got it. Can you search by address
Speaker 4: on fucking white pages? Hang on, they might not have
Speaker 4: a home phone. It makes you fucking search by surname
Speaker 4: and initial on.
Speaker 1: The market page. I can't go to work the address.
Speaker 1: Fuck well, I have PTSD quite simply looking at that.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck me, here we go.
Speaker 4: What that address is actually registered as a business?
Speaker 1: Oh no, what business?
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 1: Oh can you tell me? You bleep it out? Fuck?
Speaker 3: And they've got a mobile number attached to it.
Speaker 1: What do I call and say? That's up to you?
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, every reason that we quit doing
Speaker 4: prank calls is coming rushing back.
Speaker 3: Maybe we shouldn't.
Speaker 1: We have canceled prank calls on this show. Can I
Speaker 1: just say? It was myself a gay man with another
Speaker 1: gay man lost in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3: It's the other gay man.
Speaker 1: Oh, the goal was on a date with Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought you said myself, comma a game man and.
Speaker 3: Another gay man.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 4: Oh, they're shaking things up. We know we're not gonna
Speaker 4: be very old fashioned.
Speaker 1: I'm a gay man. No, no, no, And like we went.
Speaker 1: I was so sweet on this message and we needed help.
Speaker 1: We were trapped, and she was instantly on the defensive,
Speaker 1: on the back foot, and it was she was so rude,
Speaker 1: like she was really really rude to us, And I said,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for waking you, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to add fuel to the
Speaker 1: fire unless I just call her cough and hang up,
Speaker 1: like that'll happen. What's the number? And we're calling off.
Speaker 3: The kiss familine, so don't put it on holds? Will
Speaker 3: hear kiss?
Speaker 1: Shit? You're right? Hell, hell's a rush jokey wow, Like
Speaker 1: it serves her right. I got her good like she
Speaker 1: was twelve. Maybe that was the door I answer. You know,
Speaker 1: when you answered your phone growing up as a kid,
Speaker 1: Hello Michelle speaking.
Speaker 4: I'd always say hello me to the speaking all the
Speaker 4: same mom, it's honey, jolly. Now when I go home,
Speaker 4: I refused the man to the home phone, and I
Speaker 4: don't give it is Mitchell.
Speaker 1: I've got adrenaline, I have pets. I need to get
Speaker 1: that fucking photo of her house off my screen. She
Speaker 1: sounds like.
Speaker 4: She's obsessive enough that she might track where that phone
Speaker 4: call came from and then absolutely escalate it, take it
Speaker 4: to the cops or whatever.
Speaker 1: Perhaps she would have actually escalated that because think about
Speaker 1: it from her perspective, ten thirty at night, this six
Speaker 1: foot three man with a terrible mustache. But glare have
Speaker 1: you seen those ring camera footage videos that have gone
Speaker 1: viral on ten?
Speaker 3: Not flattering?
Speaker 1: No, it's a fish eye lands black and white. The
Speaker 1: led light shines in your eyes. You always look like
Speaker 1: an alien. And I was leaning in. It wouldn't have been.
Speaker 1: It would have been terrifying for her. So did you
Speaker 1: ever find the correct house where the woman does have
Speaker 1: the key?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: And me and me and my date, we think theorizing
Speaker 1: that the guy from the balcony was just fucking with us.
Speaker 1: He could have been, because it was why would he
Speaker 1: do that? Because it sat the way he said it
Speaker 1: sounded like he was in a Scooby Do film. He
Speaker 1: was like, boys, I've seen this before. Puffs on a
Speaker 1: fucking pipe. Then he goes, you must find the woman
Speaker 1: with the key in the Federation house above the stairs
Speaker 1: on the right. Like it sounded like a riddle, like
Speaker 1: it was annoying.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have bothered with that. In answer to your question,
Speaker 4: does that sound like my nightmare or my dream nightmare?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have pigasted that far. If I couldn't get
Speaker 4: ahold of the council to come unlocker, I wouldn't have
Speaker 4: been going knocking on random bitches doors. I would it
Speaker 4: have been like, I'll get the car in the morning, na.
Speaker 1: Na see, I'm solution orientated.
Speaker 4: And then we saw am I usually and I think
Speaker 4: that what I said is a solution go home and
Speaker 4: pick it up in the morning.
Speaker 1: There fair. But you know what it did force us
Speaker 1: to do sit in the car with some music on
Speaker 1: and just like chat. It was nice? Is that all? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I was in my dad's car. I've got nothing
Speaker 1: but respect from Mark Chury.
Speaker 3: Oh of course, yes, does he listen?
Speaker 1: He doesn't know how he listens to when he's on. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I won't tell him if you tell me what
Speaker 1: actually happened in the car. We didn't. We didn't do
Speaker 1: anything in the car, all right, Mitchell. I'm six foot three,
Speaker 1: I drive a thirty. Get in the back of my
Speaker 1: carton five the seats downd getting the boot. How I
Speaker 1: struggle in a bed, Mitchell, Let alone a hatchback? No anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, everyone, let's go, let's get out of it. Alright.
Speaker 1: Oh what a week. Maybe by Wednesday we'll have calmed down,
Speaker 1: we'll be less stressed. We'll see I will see fingers crossed.
Speaker 1: Did we even acknowledge that Jenna's not here? Jenna's not here.
Speaker 1: Imagine if right now she said hi, she was here
Speaker 1: the whole time.
Speaker 3: She's done that before she has.
Speaker 1: She just wandered in me. Then we get in trouble.
Speaker 1: They go, let Jenna speak, guys. Sometimes she's just disassociated.
Speaker 3: People said, let Jenna speak.
Speaker 1: They wanted her to have her on fucking edge. I
Speaker 1: remember we had to do it. That's true. We had
Speaker 1: to do it a vote two weeks ago. Anyway, we'll
Speaker 1: see you guys. Suit. Hey, I've noticed influxive reviews, very
Speaker 1: nice five star reviews. Yeah, I have. I was reading
Speaker 1: when I had COVID.
Speaker 4: I was looking through them because you weren't getting any
Speaker 4: dms about the hot girl walks.
Speaker 1: So you were looking at our podcast reviews for your
Speaker 1: Day for men hit.
Speaker 3: I get it, I get it. I'm so do you
Speaker 3: like a fucking book?
Speaker 1: Stop?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot to mention coming up on
Speaker 4: our Wednesday episode, another Real Housewives of Sydney mispronunciation of sorts.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, good remember how last week I observed it
Speaker 4: when they say the word, they make it the shortest
Speaker 4: syllable ever.
Speaker 1: They remove the o's. Yeah, it's just like see apostrophe
Speaker 1: k interesting gotten worth, So she's not off the hook.
Speaker 4: Now she's out of the there's another one, brilliant. I'll
Speaker 4: save that for Wednesday, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please do it all right, We'll see you then, guys.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to Ady d Brief. This is our secret segment
Speaker 1: on the end of the show.
Speaker 3: Is not done. We keep talking shit here, nothing's planned.
Speaker 1: Are you sound like a fly? Attended that the show?
Speaker 1: He's not done. Remain in your seats. The show is
Speaker 1: not done. I tried to float with the flight attendant
Speaker 1: on a recent trip. Yeah, did not go down.
Speaker 3: Well why not?
Speaker 1: Just like wasn't in the mood Like he was clearly
Speaker 1: gay and I clearly am. And I was in the
Speaker 1: aisle row in the exit seat, so he was giving
Speaker 1: me like the demonstration on the exit row, and he
Speaker 1: was doing the the rigmarole of like this is how
Speaker 1: I inflate the jacket and then the seat belt whatever,
Speaker 1: and he was like right next to me, and he
Speaker 1: looked at me and like kind of like that with
Speaker 1: that gay knowing smile, like high poof. I was like
Speaker 1: high puff and he rolled his eyes. He's like I
Speaker 1: don't want to be doing this, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't blame you. I'm like kill me. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: kill me too, And I'm like, how have you been
Speaker 1: doing this? Like I've got to do the I've got
Speaker 1: to do the demonstration, like shut up, like like he
Speaker 1: didn't know.
Speaker 3: He was like we've had our mind.
Speaker 2: Move on.
Speaker 1: I was like trying to be cute and he's like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. I'm oh sorry.
Speaker 4: If push came to shove and you're in the emergency
Speaker 4: row where you may be required to persist in the
Speaker 4: event of an evacuation, yeah, is the any penalty for
Speaker 4: not actually assisting? If I was in that row and
Speaker 4: we were actually in an emergency, I'd be like, fucking,
Speaker 4: you're on your right and I don't want to be
Speaker 4: trusted with this.
Speaker 1: Na my fight off. Flight would kick in and I
Speaker 1: would fight.
Speaker 3: But would you get in trouble for not assisting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes you would. I think they'd be penalties, like
Speaker 1: are fine, Yeah, sure, we'd be dead.
Speaker 4: No, but I just look at someone else in the
Speaker 4: exit round and go, fucking you're on it, Tom, I
Speaker 4: don't want to do this.
Speaker 1: Well. I remember I was on a I can't remember
Speaker 1: where I was going, but there was an old couple
Speaker 1: and they booked the exit row right for the leg room,
Speaker 1: and I was coming back from Fiji, and I sat
Speaker 1: on the aisle and they came up. The flight attender
Speaker 1: came up and went, sorry, guys, this is very awkward.
Speaker 1: We understand that you've paid, but we are going to
Speaker 1: have to remove you from this sea right because they
Speaker 1: were like, you'd be hopeless. I remember you're telling me that.
Speaker 1: They're like, like, we just don't we just don't trust
Speaker 1: that you'd be able to help, you'd be able to
Speaker 1: lift the window open, And they kicked up a stink.
Speaker 1: They're like, we too.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, guys, we're operating on the assumption that
Speaker 4: there won't be an emergency and the kid just fucking
Speaker 4: led a city one, then we'll let someone else step.
Speaker 1: Up, and they were so sweet. The woman was reading
Speaker 1: the Alchemist and the husband had his head and his kindle,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'll do the heavy lifting. Let them stay.
Speaker 1: But then we did hit Rocky Turby on some I think, fuck,
Speaker 1: they got rid of the oldies.
Speaker 3: So they actually got rid of them in the end.
Speaker 1: Ye they had to move and they're like, we demand
Speaker 1: a refund, and it was a whole that's awful.
Speaker 3: I would I would demand the refund too.
Speaker 1: Even then I got the full row, so I just
Speaker 1: got to lie down. It was amazing. It worked out
Speaker 1: well for me.
Speaker 3: That would be lovely.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh got youa nothing like a foll I remember
Speaker 1: once I flew back from LA and had a middle
Speaker 1: row of four free and I had a full bed.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Can I just say, by the way, I just
Speaker 1: had a quick glance.
Speaker 4: Into that video wish is my command? Got rugsniffing. That's
Speaker 4: on our Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's so well done.
Speaker 4: I'd just had a quick glance at that, and the
Speaker 4: comment is like, I'm sorry incest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, and someone post it in our group too.
Speaker 4: Because instead of saying incense, I said, oh, they're banning
Speaker 4: beautiful incest in here.
Speaker 1: Yes, And it's like, that's got to be.
Speaker 4: The tenth time I've pulled this gag where it's confidently
Speaker 4: say incest just for the reaction.
Speaker 3: People four for it every time.
Speaker 1: Which it still does confuse me to be perfectly honest
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going along with it, but if
Speaker 3: you never correct me.
Speaker 1: I am no, I am, I get it, but I
Speaker 1: also am just so aware that other people won't.
Speaker 4: But it's funny, That's what I find funny about it.
Speaker 4: Just like all the people going, sorry, did you just
Speaker 4: say incest? I'm like, yes, yes I did.
Speaker 3: No, I'd have never acknowledged it. I do it all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: Someone just commented incest. It's like, yes, incest.
Speaker 3: I saw it in the Facebook group. Two people like,
Speaker 3: is this an inside joke.
Speaker 4: I'm not aware of. Clearly, it's that inside that you're
Speaker 4: not even cotton on. I do it often. I say
Speaker 4: incest instead of incense and just we brush it under
Speaker 4: the count.
Speaker 1: Is it all to do with that meme of the woman? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just put It's like a snapchat. It's a photo
Speaker 1: of incense, but the snapchat text is incest or.
Speaker 4: I love the smell of incense. Yeah, it's reference to that.
Speaker 4: I thought it's very fucking niche. God, if you know
Speaker 4: you know?
Speaker 1: Nah exactly? I wait, I wait, k yeah, I've just
Speaker 1: had like an urge come over me. I've searched doorbell
Speaker 1: camera footage, two men and like there's so there's so
Speaker 1: many police posts about it, Like I'm so scared it's
Speaker 1: gonna show up, Like I genuinely am paranoid that it's
Speaker 1: going to appear or I'm going to be tagged.
Speaker 3: You didn't do anything illegal?
Speaker 4: No, I know, if anything, it'd be in like no,
Speaker 4: the Cranulla Shy community Facebook grip are you in that?
Speaker 1: Yep? I got to say.
Speaker 4: There is one particular roving report that I want roving
Speaker 4: report to Oscar to do and it relates to a
Speaker 4: very big drama in my community Facebook.
Speaker 1: What's happen?
Speaker 3: I'm not telling you.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting until next time we record the show from
Speaker 4: my laundrym oh, so I can just get him to
Speaker 4: duck downstairs.
Speaker 3: We'll be at the scene of the crime.
Speaker 4: But oh my god, it has been the most gripping
Speaker 4: saga in my local community Facebook group.
Speaker 3: It is fucking wide.
Speaker 1: What are you going to tell you'll tell us at
Speaker 1: one point, of course, when I get the report. Yeah yeah, lovely,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, see the Sutherlan Shi is a lovely place,
Speaker 1: but it is it's wild, like it's white people with
Speaker 1: old money with nothing but privilege and time to complain
Speaker 1: about fucking things. There is even like on the gay scene.
Speaker 1: Like I've deleted Grinder, but when I was on Grinder
Speaker 1: for people four people that I that I was in
Speaker 1: my realm of someone that I would I would go
Speaker 1: on a date with.
Speaker 4: You know how I told you that I've got that
Speaker 4: blank Grinder profile, Yeah, that I never used and never
Speaker 4: actually mesage trivial on there. I just sometimes out of curiosity.
Speaker 4: I actually didn't do it over the weekend, but for example,
Speaker 4: I might have gone to Adelaide. I mean, like I
Speaker 4: wondered what sort of people are on Grinder in Adelaide.
Speaker 4: I want to see who the closest person is someone
Speaker 4: a way you want to table. Yeah, sometimes I just might
Speaker 4: have a look. I didn't over the weekend, but I
Speaker 4: did when I was in bogen Gate, And fuck me,
Speaker 4: they must be so desperate for men out there because
Speaker 4: it's a blank profile, no information, and I got like
Speaker 4: twelve high did they saw a fresh profile they've never
Speaker 4: spoken to before.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's actually really sad, I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, they really just hit on a
Speaker 1: blank profile. No one usually fucks with a blank profile
Speaker 1: in the city. They're like face pick or no talk
Speaker 1: you know. Oh my god, your grinder came up for me.
Speaker 1: How did you know it was mine? Now? Because a
Speaker 1: screenshot of it. Because I got a new phone and
Speaker 1: all my apps were that fucked up. So I searched
Speaker 1: grinder and it came up with your face. I can
Speaker 1: find it right now, really showing me twenty you were
Speaker 1: twenty four? Who is this? Ah?
Speaker 3: Look, yeah that was a kid.
Speaker 1: Twenty four, seventy four killers. What are you now?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 1: What are you now? You'd be less than that now,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you. Yeah, I'm not a same a way. Oh sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: it's a new We're in a new air. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: More importantly, can I show you? Speaking of Facebook groups,
Speaker 4: I just had a quick look.
Speaker 1: There's a in my hometown. There's a Parks Forbes thumbs
Speaker 1: up thumbs down group. What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Well, if they're praising someone, they'll say thumbs up to
Speaker 4: the lady at Cole's. He helped me carry my bags
Speaker 4: to my car. What a great woman. But if they're bitching,
Speaker 4: they'll say thumbs down to Forbes car Lovers blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: worst car was ever. Yeah, thumbs up to Steal Technology today,
Speaker 4: help me with an email scam.
Speaker 3: There you go. I'm trying to find some juicy shit.
Speaker 1: Keep going. I'm going to go to Cornelis like the
Speaker 1: community group and see what they're bitching about today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see if you're in there.
Speaker 4: Thumbs up to Terry Brothers Carpet Court Forbes for a
Speaker 4: great job. You did a wonderful job on my floor.
Speaker 1: That's nice. What what's the point? Oh, here we go?
Speaker 1: What's the point?
Speaker 4: A big thumbs down to KFC forb Oh Yeah, I
Speaker 4: didn't even know there was a KFC in for what's happening?
Speaker 3: Went there this?
Speaker 4: This is going to be hard to read. There's no punctuation,
Speaker 4: no grammar. All right, Big thumbs down to KFC Forbes.
Speaker 4: Went there this evening to get dinner, left there without dinner.
Speaker 4: The young guy who served me well, his attitude was
Speaker 4: disgusting towards the customer. When I asked him what the
Speaker 4: difference in a meal was I got told it is
Speaker 4: what it is and that's it.
Speaker 1: What did they learn to type? Thumbs down to that.
Speaker 4: And then he's put seven commas. To be honest, it's
Speaker 4: lucky that KFC is a big food chain because if
Speaker 4: it is one store, it would be closed because of
Speaker 4: the staff that they employed. And that wasn't that, Jozy,
Speaker 4: That was a lot of brain power for me to
Speaker 4: decide for that. It wasn't even that good.
Speaker 1: Not fucking worth it.
Speaker 4: Mitchell thumbs up to Domino's for fast delivery, awesome pizza.
Speaker 1: Thanks What about these? Everything souther and shier. This is
Speaker 1: all in caps, so I'm not yelling. This is how
Speaker 1: I'm reading in my head. Join us for a journey
Speaker 1: of learning, laughs, new social connections and potential dates like
Speaker 1: what a mix of what is this? And sorry? Join
Speaker 1: us for a journey of learning, laughs, new social connections
Speaker 1: and potential new dates at what at Southern Shire Uniting
Speaker 1: Church you're dancing, you're laughing, learning, and then it's also
Speaker 1: a singles night.
Speaker 3: A potential date at the church.
Speaker 1: Wowck yeah, oh my god, I found a judicy one ready,
Speaker 1: go go go.
Speaker 4: Thumbs down to all the low life scum that stop
Speaker 4: and got out of their car and watched the fire
Speaker 4: on Darubilgi Road, also blocking the fire trucks from coming in.
Speaker 3: It's one thing to.
Speaker 4: Drive past, but to stop and block the fire trucks.
Speaker 4: Fucking low life.
Speaker 1: Wah how the drama? I know?
Speaker 3: God, I love Facebook group drama.
Speaker 1: Oh God, this is dramatic. What happened to Cole's at
Speaker 1: Caring Bar? That's just that's it. That's the question.
Speaker 3: Is it not there?
Speaker 1: No, it's there, It was there on two nights ago. Nothing,
Speaker 1: it is nothing. Act what's happened? God, that's funny.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should start using my fake account, Bernice Marie King,
Speaker 4: I'll start using my trial Facebook account. Just putting in
Speaker 4: my community group shit sooning, just being like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: Marrickville Metro had a roof collapse.
Speaker 1: It's so dramatic too, our community. What will we do
Speaker 1: with that?
Speaker 4: Trying to find a good one, but like a short one.
Speaker 4: Thumbs down to old mate who saw me pick up
Speaker 4: a lost wallet on Collari Road this morning, then pulled
Speaker 4: over to claim it, knowing full fucking well it wasn't his.
Speaker 1: Wow nights try though the drama is there? A thumbs up?
Speaker 1: Thumbs down group where you are. Apparently they're quite common,
Speaker 1: are they? What would I search?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: I don't know the Shire thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs
Speaker 4: up to tiff at Commonwealth Bank goes above and beyond
Speaker 4: for her customers.
Speaker 1: Bloody great service, I've just searched. Thumbs up thumbtown Woggle
Speaker 1: Wogger thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs down to Gail Anderson
Speaker 1: for blocking me. Wow, how many people have you blocked?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Cow? It's embarrassing you were using people. No, wonder your
Speaker 1: band from sites. Stop drinking and gambling all your money
Speaker 1: away and learn to buy food for your family. I'm
Speaker 1: not joking.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a regional thing, because if that's Wogger and
Speaker 4: there isn't one for your suburb.
Speaker 1: No, there's nothing. It's a small town thing. I mean
Speaker 1: someone's got to be the one to start it. I'm
Speaker 1: not fucking starting it. Oh.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at all these thumbs up thumbs down posts.
Speaker 4: Some of them are so long I can't be fucked
Speaker 4: reading them. And they gotta have no punctuation, Like it's
Speaker 4: actually really hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate it's killing me. It's too much. All right,
Speaker 1: shall we go?
Speaker 4: Mitchell thumbs up to dude at KFC in the wicked
Speaker 4: bucket hat with drumsticks all over it.
Speaker 1: Friendly, happy, cheerful, polite, young bloke. Best service I've received
Speaker 1: at a fast food venue around here for years.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: You know what, Mitchell? Before we go, I think you
Speaker 1: and I should do a thumbs up or a thumbs
Speaker 1: down for something that happened in our life.
Speaker 3: Um, let me think what am I going to do?
Speaker 1: Thumbs down to McDonald's tarring point for consistently giving me
Speaker 1: full strength coke instead of my coc no sugar. They
Speaker 1: always do it, and I can taste it. It's you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to tell.
Speaker 4: No, You're right, you'd be able to pull the wool
Speaker 4: over my eyes very easily with that ship.
Speaker 1: How can you tell there's like three hundred calories in
Speaker 1: a coke and there's none in a coke no sugar.
Speaker 1: I don't want that, and it throws my blood sugar out.
Speaker 1: Got the calorie counters my head in its steel cake.
Speaker 1: I'm not counting it. I'm like I just I'd rather
Speaker 1: have a chocolate frett. Oh you know me, I remember
Speaker 1: you remember when we were at your place.
Speaker 4: I don't think this was even part of the podcast
Speaker 4: This is an Unfair Conversation. And I was telling you
Speaker 4: about the smoothie I made. It had like keyweed fruit,
Speaker 4: half an apple, avocado, blah blah blah, and you were.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, that's so excessive.
Speaker 3: There'd be so many calories in that.
Speaker 1: Pepsi max is.
Speaker 3: A only two calories.
Speaker 1: So I was like, if this is where we're at
Speaker 1: as a society.
Speaker 4: That pepsi max is considered more healthy than literal fucking fruit,
Speaker 4: then I'm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that calori Like, I don't count my calories. I'm bothered. No, exactly,
Speaker 1: I think it's unhealthy as well. I think the best
Speaker 1: thing that I've ever done is I've quit myself with
Speaker 1: understanding calories and nutrients and what's in things, because it's
Speaker 1: good to know what things do, what carbohydrates do versus
Speaker 1: fats versus yeah, protein. But I don't count because I
Speaker 1: think they can be very unhealthy. Anyway, Thumbs down to
Speaker 1: calorie counting.
Speaker 3: You have a thumb color counting Thumbs down.
Speaker 1: Thumbs up to the hotel worker at Citadeen's in Perth, Oh,
Speaker 1: who I never got to meet, but when I arrived
Speaker 1: to check in in Perth, the lady pund the count
Speaker 1: and said, one of my colleagues is a fan of yours,
Speaker 1: so they upgraded your room. I got the room with
Speaker 1: the gorgeous fucking spaba. Oh that's very cood. And they
Speaker 1: had a bottle of champagne in the fridge for me,
Speaker 1: Oh gorgeous, just because they liked me.
Speaker 3: And I was like, ah, thumbs up to you.
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 3: Don't even know their name, but hope they're listening.
Speaker 1: That's as you walked away, do they go, we love you,
Speaker 1: kiddy Flanagan. We're such a fan of the Cheap Seed's
Speaker 1: melody brace.
Speaker 4: Well, keep walking the rage Jude if Lucy?
Speaker 1: What did if? That happened to me when I was
Speaker 1: on tour. And then they walked away. They're like, God,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I've just been Hannagatsky. I'm like, I'm not,
Speaker 1: but I'll take the free shampers. I don't have any
Speaker 1: thumb sounds that spring to mind. Isn't that a good thing?
Speaker 1: I've got a thumbs up? Yes, Another one to the
Speaker 1: hotel worker at the where do I stay? Oaks in Brisbane?
Speaker 1: The Oaks? Okay, When I was staying in Brisbane, I
Speaker 1: left my LEI labo perfume, which is like, it's like expensive.
Speaker 1: It was a gift. It was a gift. It's like
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars for a bottle of perfume. Tiny. I
Speaker 1: left it in the hotel room and I got back
Speaker 1: and I was going to get on a date, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, my wrists, white smell of dumb, expensive waisted perfume,
Speaker 1: and it just throws you a bit. It's like me
Speaker 1: with the clear nail polish. Yes, felt like I needed
Speaker 1: it or I couldn't, you know, seize the day.
Speaker 3: Seize the day.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree. So I called them and I said, hi, Oaks,
Speaker 1: did I leave it there? She went, let me check
Speaker 1: my hold came back. Is she such a sweet ut? Shit?
Speaker 1: And hitch, it's a great pleasure for you, really really
Speaker 1: really bad for us. We have your perfume. And I'll
Speaker 1: be honest, we were all really hoping you wouldn't call
Speaker 1: it because you really love the smell of it. Oh
Speaker 1: that's so fun. I was like, bless you you had.
Speaker 1: I will say, we did have a little spirts. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: We'll send it home to you.
Speaker 3: You're like, you buy me a spirts, bitch?
Speaker 1: You so what, that's two dollars of sprits. No thumbs
Speaker 1: up to Margaret whatever her name is. No, she was
Speaker 1: like twenty one. Zoey got lover anyway, all right, shall
Speaker 1: we go?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We better.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 4: percent better today.
Speaker 3: That's all just two percent, so we do know.
Speaker 1: We fucking thumbs down to Jenna. What the fuck is she?
Speaker 3: Bitch?
Speaker 1: Itch ain't great? All right, we'll catch you on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's lovely. Yeah is it just me?
Speaker 2: Podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've hit
Speaker 2: follow on your podcast up