Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk.
Speaker 2: Past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 1: The world you see is a place of paradox of
Speaker 1: beauty and cruelty.
Speaker 2: It will cut you off at the knees then gift
Speaker 2: you a pair of easies.
Speaker 1: And that, my friends, is why you always always need
Speaker 1: a buck up.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what that move was, Caitline Brook from
Speaker 3: the back up Potato, the Wiggles move. Oh yes, it
Speaker 3: was hold out the hot potato.
Speaker 2: What a time we live in night Valvo.
Speaker 3: There's a whole wiggle Now do you know that the
Speaker 3: new one? Yeah, the new one. Wasn't he a male
Speaker 3: stripper or something?
Speaker 2: Oh? Was he?
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm making that up.
Speaker 2: No, I'm always no, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I think he was. Here's what?
Speaker 2: Oh he's got tats?
Speaker 3: Got tats?
Speaker 2: Are they hidden under the skivvy like ya?
Speaker 3: He's got tats? Step dad wiggle Yackoza.
Speaker 2: That's the Japanese mafia. Oh okay, yakuza, and you know
Speaker 2: they've got wake up, Jeff, what Japanese?
Speaker 3: No, it was just didn't mean that I had a
Speaker 3: first accidentolation.
Speaker 2: Of a nation.
Speaker 3: Now my god, I got kids on the back.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, is that I have to not listen
Speaker 2: to it so that I can be really angry canceled.
Speaker 2: I have to listen to it so I can stop
Speaker 2: listening to Oh speaking of no one gets canceled anymore,
Speaker 2: not that we got told we have to start telling
Speaker 2: people to spread the word of the buck Up. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what you must if you enjoy us.
Speaker 3: Thank you for jo It's a bit weird that we're
Speaker 3: saying that you're not enough.
Speaker 2: No, no, because people know how the world is? That?
Speaker 2: Which is what?
Speaker 3: How is the world?
Speaker 2: Well, the world is a numbers game.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, man, like that.
Speaker 2: There's seven billion people in the world. I'm going to
Speaker 2: say six and a half billion haven't listened to the
Speaker 2: buck Up.
Speaker 3: And that's frankly not good enough.
Speaker 2: But so we do love you telling people.
Speaker 3: Spread it around. Share the very quick question, then we'll
Speaker 3: start the buck up. What do you think in your
Speaker 3: many years of radio was the most insane thing you
Speaker 3: did on air?
Speaker 2: Oh? What are you? I can't even remember? Just something crazy,
Speaker 2: I can't remember, lash bus Oh the flash us. Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness. We got a bunch of women and.
Speaker 3: Me different what's different.
Speaker 2: Well, we were I was doing what our listeners were doing,
Speaker 2: and we drove around on a big bas and when
Speaker 2: we saw men on the street, we pulled and we
Speaker 2: pulled flash oamboos at them, the flash bars. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it was we had the funnest day.
Speaker 3: It was. Remember people on bikes would.
Speaker 2: Sid and and then we do it. No, they were
Speaker 2: so shocked, they were so I forgot about them.
Speaker 3: On radio in the am. So it's like quarterbast day
Speaker 3: traffic there in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It was born from the fact that I had been
Speaker 2: driving with my girlfriend up a main road and there
Speaker 2: was a celebrity in the car next to us, and
Speaker 2: I pulled up my top and flashed my boobs at him.
Speaker 2: And who was a celeb I can't say, I can't say.
Speaker 2: And and it was so liberating and fun that then
Speaker 2: other people called up, girls called up and went, oh,
Speaker 2: I'd do it, and they were telling stories about how
Speaker 2: they've done it. And then we all met in the
Speaker 2: kitchen at Nova had a big We had a big
Speaker 2: Everyone was a bit nervous, you know how we got
Speaker 2: over the nerves. We just flashed each other.
Speaker 3: Had a look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a look.
Speaker 3: It was Hughsy when you're doing this.
Speaker 2: Bar Where was he? Where was he? I think it
Speaker 2: would have been his favorite? Where was he? I know
Speaker 2: he's not allowed out of the studio, no, so was
Speaker 2: it just us in the kitchen?
Speaker 3: It seems fair enough.
Speaker 2: It was the greatest.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 2: I would have forgotten about that, because just in.
Speaker 3: Case the bukeheads have forgotten, that's how we crossed paths.
Speaker 3: I started to do some work on your show. I
Speaker 3: was the guy that cut to when you did stunts,
Speaker 3: and he'd send me to people's houses and do sorts
Speaker 3: of all sorts of weird things. For some reason, I've
Speaker 3: never forgotten this one, and I don't know why. One morning,
Speaker 3: Husy wanted to be buried up into his neck the
Speaker 3: sand to see if seagulls would try and eat him
Speaker 3: or something. And so one morning we had to go
Speaker 3: and dig a hole and bury very hugey up to
Speaker 3: his neck, live on radio, with his headphone still on
Speaker 3: so we could talk, and then just like leave him
Speaker 3: there and then put chips all around him. We know what,
Speaker 3: put chips all around him? See where sea gulls would do?
Speaker 2: Do you know? Early on?
Speaker 3: I think that was fifteen years ago, I've never forgotten it.
Speaker 2: In our first year on air, and he was really
Speaker 2: annoying me and Sushuh okay, so we did a stunt
Speaker 2: where we took him to a park and set him
Speaker 2: on fire, and he did it. He did it, And
Speaker 2: at that point I was like, this guy and I
Speaker 2: knew what. We sort of knew him sort of well
Speaker 2: but not obvious as well as we know him. Now,
Speaker 2: We're like, this guy would do anything. He had a
Speaker 2: stunt suit on.
Speaker 3: Obviously we assumed that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now, of course, and then imagine now trying
Speaker 2: to do it. Oh hat Jarrid, get him. I've still
Speaker 2: got photos of it.
Speaker 3: Glory days amazing, glory days of radio amazing.
Speaker 2: And these are the glory days of podcasting. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the back up. We should we've got a cracker.
Speaker 3: Do we?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: You're sor? I did this week?
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I returned to threads the old Oh before No, I don't.
Speaker 2: I think they invented it.
Speaker 3: It came from nowhere?
Speaker 2: Was it for?
Speaker 3: Sorry? They were replacing Twitter?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, when Twitter was Twitter.
Speaker 3: And everyone went off Twitter. I did leave Twitter? Did
Speaker 3: you leave Twitter?
Speaker 2: No? I love it, I love it.
Speaker 3: We'll get back on it is it still going? Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I really don't know what it was, Like
Speaker 2: I missed the bird, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I changed it to it if you can
Speaker 3: still keep the bird and just call it.
Speaker 2: Out some people cook, I know, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I bet I think you know.
Speaker 3: I'm sick of people saying what X formally twitter?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we know. And also just just call it twitter.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, so I went back to threads or
Speaker 3: downloaded threads on Instagram. No, no, it's connected.
Speaker 2: It's all meta, yeah right, meta, it's that it's that
Speaker 2: cuck zuck.
Speaker 3: I don't like him.
Speaker 2: I don't like him like per, I don't like his perm.
Speaker 2: Don't don't start me on the perm. And also just
Speaker 2: that he's tried to reinvent himself with the change in
Speaker 2: the Garden America. I just don't like it at all.
Speaker 3: We're not all we don't do politics, and we don't
Speaker 3: do feel good and we don't do anything of that
Speaker 3: laying in this buck don't feel good as in so
Speaker 3: not feel good as in self improvement and all that. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, I'd walk out, I'd unsubscribe, sure, but unfollowed.
Speaker 3: I you answered me this. Please, Kate Lanebrook, please asker
Speaker 3: me this. He's got all the money in the world.
Speaker 3: He's a multi multi billionaire. He can do whatever he
Speaker 3: wants at any moment in life.
Speaker 2: So yeah, basically, yeah, he's got a bunker.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's got a bunker.
Speaker 2: What does he know he's coming down the park.
Speaker 3: You know, he's got his chick beas in cans ready
Speaker 3: for the for the big end. He knows something's coming.
Speaker 2: Prepper, Oh my goodness, he's one of us. He's a
Speaker 2: doomsday I.
Speaker 3: Mean, if I was loaded, I'd be a prepper. Why
Speaker 3: not just back it up? Of course, get a little
Speaker 3: shed ready, Yeah, you know, a couple of belongings. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Here's what I don't understand. If you're that loaded and
Speaker 3: you're that powerful, why be a bit mean? Why being
Speaker 3: a bit mean man?
Speaker 2: But you know why Valve's going on because they're not winning.
Speaker 2: They're not because there's something about you know, how money
Speaker 2: he's got. This money's got this strange power, right so
Speaker 2: that you know, if you've ever linked someone money, it's
Speaker 2: got some it's got some ability that after you've linked
Speaker 2: someone the money, it's no longer your money. So that
Speaker 2: then if that person doesn't pay back the money, you've
Speaker 2: got to chase them. They're resentful towards you and whatever.
Speaker 2: So money's got that some strange capability.
Speaker 3: Like when your mate still those you one hundred bucks
Speaker 3: for that wedding present that you bought for the crew,
Speaker 3: and then you see him on holiday in Bali.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but even if you have to say to them,
Speaker 2: then you're like, do I have to ask about it? Whatever?
Speaker 2: There's something about it, right, And there's something about the
Speaker 2: billionaires the world suddenly where they're a billionaires, where they're
Speaker 2: all as mean as cat shit, there's not any of
Speaker 2: them generous generam do what what Elvis Presley did. I
Speaker 2: don't even know if this is true, but where he
Speaker 2: was out one night, no doubt, having just eaten a
Speaker 2: peanut butter and possum sandwich, and he saw a couple
Speaker 2: looking in the window of a Cadillac dealership, the Cadillac
Speaker 2: like you never hear of them, these immense wealthy. All
Speaker 2: you hear about is bezos making his drive urinate into
Speaker 2: bottles and trying to replace Yeah, because they won't give
Speaker 2: them toilet breaks. In fact, riddle me this, okay, this
Speaker 2: is a dilemma. The other day, a delivery guy came
Speaker 2: to our house and if.
Speaker 3: It's a weir and you told him.
Speaker 2: Well, I said to Peter, well it was about that.
Speaker 2: I said to Peter, I should we ask him if
Speaker 2: he needs to go to the toilet? And Peter said no,
Speaker 2: And I said, but look, he's driving around or Daney's
Speaker 2: bringing us stuff, where does he go to the toilet?
Speaker 2: That's his problem. But you may sometimes say it's very
Speaker 2: unlike Peter al Lais, who is what I consider to
Speaker 2: be a soft touch, a soft touch when it comes
Speaker 2: to kindness, you know what I mean, we're so much
Speaker 2: less likely, Like nothing's disgusted me more than when there
Speaker 2: was that b Cane it's gangster movement, which I was
Speaker 2: just like, oh right, But he's a genuinely kind person.
Speaker 2: But he would not entertain the thought of letting a
Speaker 2: delivery person in the house systems.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's very hard to find a public toilet
Speaker 3: these days. We've discussed actually, speaking of people working during
Speaker 3: the day, Cody and I keep clocking and we do
Speaker 3: giggle between ourselves. People working during the day, So people
Speaker 3: working out about in cars and stuff.
Speaker 2: All right, because I'm going to say, you do know
Speaker 2: that's the normal.
Speaker 3: What people don't work an hour a week, like we're
Speaker 3: talking about. Every time we go down to the ovals
Speaker 3: in our area with the dog, we always catch around
Speaker 3: two three four pm time. We always catch men napping
Speaker 3: in cars and a lot of the time they're in
Speaker 3: high viz.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And Cody nailed it the other day. Cody's like, you know,
Speaker 3: they're finished for the day. Yeah, but they don't want.
Speaker 2: To go home. No, they don't want to go home.
Speaker 3: Here's the kids are coming home from school.
Speaker 2: It's school peak hair an hour and hasn't happened at
Speaker 2: the oval? Yeah. And also if they've knocked off at
Speaker 2: three o'clock, they've got up early. They've built the world
Speaker 2: in the world. Yeah, they need a little downtown.
Speaker 3: Little forty down at the park that or there haven't
Speaker 3: been us walking our dog. I don't know what walking dog.
Speaker 2: You really overestimate the attractiveness of your dog. And also
Speaker 2: you know how snobby you are the buck up all
Speaker 2: that your dog I'm going to snob. My dog's are
Speaker 2: snob identical? Where did she learn it from?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well maybe so I don't say to you about the
Speaker 2: time that she hung out with Besky my dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said he's a bit much.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I knew that she'd said something because I have
Speaker 2: a puppy, give him some time. Well now he's no
Speaker 2: longer a puppy, so we'll hang out. But we still
Speaker 2: haven't seen.
Speaker 3: We'll hang out again, Derby.
Speaker 2: Derby, So I jump.
Speaker 3: I can't given zuck as the clicks?
Speaker 2: How do you when you get on download.
Speaker 3: It then you pass?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: Was just like face Ideally Instagram.
Speaker 2: Just like a normal people are just posting random thoughts
Speaker 2: or you have to join in a conversation random thoughts.
Speaker 3: I actually forgot. I did join and post the day
Speaker 3: it was made a couple of years ago, but I've
Speaker 3: never gone.
Speaker 2: Did it come up?
Speaker 3: I wasn't finding. I was like, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Everyone's first post, first draft? Yeah, not everyone could be
Speaker 2: like Jennifer Aniston putting up her first ever Instagram posts.
Speaker 3: I heard Jennifer and the rumored this week and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, Obama, yeah is that true? Who knows? Going on
Speaker 2: Instagram post was a photo of her with the entire
Speaker 2: cast of friends, including.
Speaker 3: Rip Perry Perry so throats?
Speaker 2: Did do you think it's real?
Speaker 3: What him?
Speaker 2: Doubt dying Obama. Do you think, well, where was Michelle?
Speaker 3: She's been?
Speaker 2: She does, she hasn't gone to think she's been, am
Speaker 2: I A? He was? Really? A couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: they put up an anniversary photo whatever, or it was
Speaker 2: a birthday photo. Weird photo of them at this table
Speaker 2: but with empty plates in front of them, and he's
Speaker 2: holding her hand across the table. But then someone said,
Speaker 2: if I ever posted up a post a photo like
Speaker 2: this is my wife, she would kill me, right, And
Speaker 2: so I zoomed in on the photo. It's a really terrible,
Speaker 2: terrible photo. So I'm like, why would he do that?
Speaker 3: Look, I just love talking about celebrities that we don't
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 2: You cannot start that is, that is stuff.
Speaker 3: But if you out of your mouth, including the blue
Speaker 3: tongue drug you're on with melis old buddy. But that
Speaker 3: one is so funny. But it's correct funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny. It's so absurd.
Speaker 3: Do you know Joan Rivers called it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we're dead a month later. But she was,
Speaker 2: you know, her daughter thinks that her daughter thinks they
Speaker 2: off to her.
Speaker 3: Shall o baba when she sees not a man that was.
Speaker 2: That's the opposite of what Joan Rivers see. So you
Speaker 2: know what I take from that that in a month's
Speaker 2: time you'll still be alive, but Joan Rivers will be rip.
Speaker 3: So I'm on threads and it's not great and people
Speaker 3: posting whatever, but they are doing this one thing to
Speaker 3: get me in where they just show you people that
Speaker 3: you don't follow that are posting interesting questions and heaps
Speaker 3: of people are replying to so you can kind of
Speaker 3: get kind of get sucked into it, you know. And
Speaker 3: I like this one a lot. It said this someone
Speaker 3: some random person who I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 3: why it's in my threads feed. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 3: convinced people are pretending to enjoy? How good is that
Speaker 3: question is?
Speaker 2: It's a really good question.
Speaker 3: Because I think several times a week of things and
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I enjoying that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Signs up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, becomes a social contract. Yeah, that's everyone to pretend,
Speaker 2: that's right. Performative stuff, formative joy, yeah, performative stuff like
Speaker 2: I used to go to the opera with my dad
Speaker 2: and I think that about the opera mostly like too long,
Speaker 2: too long. And also I'm like like you can't understand it.
Speaker 2: It's in another language.
Speaker 3: A Cody and I went to the opera. I they
Speaker 3: had digital subtitles. Oh, yes, beautiful. Yes, I enjoyed it
Speaker 3: a lot more.
Speaker 2: They called super They.
Speaker 3: Had him on a screen at the topic, very very huge, dramatic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's the crawl across the top of the screen.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it, all right, that was fun.
Speaker 2: If you've said this to me Valo, the art is
Speaker 2: formally known as naith, then I know you have a list.
Speaker 3: I've only come up with one of myself, but I
Speaker 3: want to read you the ones I like. Other people wrote.
Speaker 2: All right, so it's things that you pretend that you're
Speaker 2: into but you don't really enjoy.
Speaker 3: No, it's not about you. It's what you think other
Speaker 3: people are pretending to enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Confused, Well, no, maybe it is.
Speaker 3: You're right now.
Speaker 2: I don't think I pretend to be into things that
Speaker 2: I don't. My husband, well, first one, someone wrote, doesn't
Speaker 2: count because I adore him.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 4: Tick.
Speaker 3: First person wrote that went off was barbs. Oh no
Speaker 3: having barbs, and a lot of people liked it. So
Speaker 3: one wrote, so and loo wral dirty water of your
Speaker 3: own making. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's mean. It was that a man.
Speaker 3: I didn't look. I don't see gender.
Speaker 2: I can tell by the way you dress today.
Speaker 3: What color is this?
Speaker 2: Peuce? Is it? I would say, like I just coral
Speaker 2: or mushroom? No, not coral off pink. No, it's like mushroom. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's mushroom. And not only is it mushroom?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: You know the woman Leon Gaffer who made the yep
Speaker 2: with the poisonous mushroom.
Speaker 3: That's what this color looks like.
Speaker 2: It's the color of mushrooms, poisonous mushroom.
Speaker 3: I went into the shop, but I said, you know
Speaker 3: those mushrooms that killed that lady's family. Do you have
Speaker 3: that in a jumper?
Speaker 2: And here we are.
Speaker 3: The next thing that went off. Someone wrote dogs. They
Speaker 3: are convinced people tend to enjoy dogs, And they wrote,
Speaker 3: do you really enjoy incessant barking and going outside every
Speaker 3: day to pick up a I thought that's.
Speaker 2: A good point. Okay, you know, the pooh doesn't worry
Speaker 2: me at all. Doesn't worry me because, of course you
Speaker 2: know my history.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of what.
Speaker 2: Colonic?
Speaker 3: Oh you love a colonial?
Speaker 2: It doesn't worry me. But even when I had children,
Speaker 2: it didn't worry me.
Speaker 3: Who never worried you?
Speaker 2: Never? It just doesn't worry me. I don't love it
Speaker 2: your way. You got into scatter, not scatter logical, not
Speaker 2: a scoop if you were daily mail. All right, But baths.
Speaker 2: I know I've heard men say that, and men in
Speaker 2: my experienced women don't like baths as much as women
Speaker 2: tend to like. Okay, if we can make that observation.
Speaker 3: But I would suggest that men don't like baths because
Speaker 3: they don't have anything to hide from in terms of
Speaker 3: doing all the housework like a woman does.
Speaker 2: So well, that's really taken us on that.
Speaker 3: That's a good one, isn't it. Maybe, But women don't
Speaker 3: like baths. They just like being in the room alone
Speaker 3: for an hour.
Speaker 2: No, No, we love a bath. Don't try to take
Speaker 2: that away from us.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I was trying to be an ally. Get shot down. Okay,
Speaker 3: I love women, and I love that you've got rights.
Speaker 2: Have you've been drinking color?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: Someone wrote I'm into this one. Someone is convinced people
Speaker 3: pretend to enjoy Stanley cups. Oh yeh, gigantic heavy cups.
Speaker 2: Also for people who were obsessed with hygiene, like World's
Speaker 2: greatest producer Sasha French. Remember last week she wanted to
Speaker 2: try my apple jelly.
Speaker 3: Because you had touched it with your fingers.
Speaker 2: Oh, because something she didn't like the jar. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know where it jar as be uh huh. I
Speaker 2: haven't told her about when we went away for a
Speaker 2: weekend before Christmas and I'd forgot my toothbrush that I
Speaker 2: used her. She'll never know anyway, every time we've gone away,
Speaker 2: I borrowed your TOOTHBRP.
Speaker 3: I'm not weir with germs, but that makes me feel
Speaker 3: physically sick. Toothbrush swapping what was hot water?
Speaker 2: I would even I don't know where her mouth is being.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think we ever have ten years.
Speaker 2: Well, you know that this was a thing that really
Speaker 2: upset my daughter a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: But you used her toothbrush.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that we all shared a toothbrush and
Speaker 2: she had to all shared. What I mean is no,
Speaker 2: there's plenty of toothbrushes household, No, but nobody knew whose
Speaker 2: toothbrush was whose. And so after a while, Peter and
Speaker 2: I just dropped any that pretense that we had to
Speaker 2: We just share a toothbrush in our shower. There's just
Speaker 2: one toothbrush now anyway, Oh what you I feel sick?
Speaker 2: Why because of the toothbrush? Was a toothbrush? Chat?
Speaker 3: Why did the toothbrush come of? Good?
Speaker 2: Stanley? Would Stanley cups? Because Stanley cup it's a filthy
Speaker 2: any reusable like we've got a straw in. It's got
Speaker 2: that weird mouth fee that you click up. It's hideous.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when people get their Stanley cups out and you're desperate,
Speaker 2: like when I'm at boot camp, sometimes you smell a
Speaker 2: whiff of mold from them. Stanley cups are gross. And
Speaker 2: I am taking the high moral ground on the Stanley cup,
Speaker 2: which I rarely get to do in conversation.
Speaker 3: Let's go quickly through the rest. There was having children,
Speaker 3: oysters match a tea, camping, New Year's Eve. Nightclubs. Oh,
Speaker 3: people pretend they like nightclubs. Nightclubs thumping, Yeah, I love
Speaker 3: a nightclub.
Speaker 2: Pins.
Speaker 3: What you're there for being a bridesmaid?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's it. You know what I'm going to
Speaker 2: put Hen's night hands nice?
Speaker 3: Does anyone enjoy them? Does anyone even say they enjoy them?
Speaker 2: That's why? And they go, oh my god, We're going
Speaker 2: to have a great time we're all going to put
Speaker 2: in for the hens.
Speaker 3: That's true. And you know I've told you I get
Speaker 3: gays get invited.
Speaker 2: To them, yeah, of course, and the dancing stuff, but.
Speaker 3: We also get invited to the bucks because the husband
Speaker 3: doesn't want to be Would you go to a come
Speaker 3: across as homophobics and getting invited to why would you
Speaker 3: go to margaritas and life art painting with the girls
Speaker 3: and the next day I'm paintborn.
Speaker 2: Have you ever gone to the strips?
Speaker 3: I've been to this. I went to a bus at
Speaker 3: the races once we had to go to the races.
Speaker 3: Oh that's double.
Speaker 2: It's just.
Speaker 3: As long as why.
Speaker 2: The boys the races? I do boys have cleaned up
Speaker 2: their act generally, miss You know why they have?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Well, because in real life they've got pornography in every
Speaker 2: pocket there we go, so they no longer need. In fact,
Speaker 2: I wonder if the strips have dropped off, probably, and
Speaker 2: it's now just the province of bi keys.
Speaker 3: Like when Grinder came along the gay dating app, there
Speaker 3: was a genuine drop in gates gay class beats. Maybe
Speaker 3: I didn't go there, but gay club's got way less
Speaker 3: people coming and honestly a lot of them closed down, very.
Speaker 2: Sad because people didn't have to make an effort to
Speaker 2: go to the bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, jump online, Yeah, nightclubs being a bridesmaid.
Speaker 2: Jazz music all right, permission to speak, so please do so.
Speaker 2: My husband, who is You know, a lot of people
Speaker 2: say I've got very colectic music taste, and then they
Speaker 2: say something like I like everybody from Mariah Carey to
Speaker 2: Celine Dion, right, they like look well because often when
Speaker 2: people say they've got very broad taste, they don't have
Speaker 2: broad tasted. But I'm going to say that my husband
Speaker 2: genuinely has very broad taste.
Speaker 3: Yes, in music, in music, huh.
Speaker 2: And so everything Like the other day, who was playing
Speaker 2: I can't remember, I'm going to say it was the
Speaker 2: thresh rash Medal. I don't know what it was. I
Speaker 2: don't know all those genres. But it was proper, loud,
Speaker 2: sepultur like that, right, except set to music. And but
Speaker 2: last year he went through a terrible phase where I
Speaker 2: just had to say, oh, darling, can we is that enough?
Speaker 2: Listening to the jazz jazz? And it was proper, But
Speaker 2: it was proper as you mentioned earlier, scatting and the
Speaker 2: reason it's called scatting is for good reason that terrible
Speaker 2: discordant jazz. Nobody likes jazz. They're the same people who've
Speaker 2: taught to You know, when you listen to music, it's
Speaker 2: natural to go like this, but you know jazz a
Speaker 2: Fishinado's have actually taught themselves to go like this, left
Speaker 2: and right. I listened to jazz. It's contrary to nature.
Speaker 3: Every time I think of jazz, I think of this.
Speaker 3: This YouTube clip that change the molecules of my friendship
Speaker 3: group that we watched every single day for many is
Speaker 3: So this is a real interview from years ago Kim
Speaker 3: Cotrell and her husband at the time he was it
Speaker 3: was he, I don't know. I waited for you to
Speaker 3: say it. And so they did this interview piece a
Speaker 3: musician or something maybe. And so in this interview from
Speaker 3: many years ago, Kim Cotrell is obviously trying to come
Speaker 3: across as all those words you used about people that
Speaker 3: listen to jazz.
Speaker 2: She's more than phisticated and yeah, and she's quite arti
Speaker 2: and yeah, yeah, she shakes her head from sight.
Speaker 3: They can even scat together in the lounder. So this
Speaker 3: is not parody what I'm about to play. Throw it
Speaker 3: on the instagra as well. This is not parody. And
Speaker 3: this is what I always think about now when I
Speaker 3: hear people.
Speaker 2: Mentioned chat, I read poetry and silence, and he plays
Speaker 2: the upright bass. Yeah, mckipierre, but window Latin quo usual
Speaker 2: sounds correct? Is that her is she's scattering with you
Speaker 2: bit all the heat dogs and twinked at all the
Speaker 2: sheet dogs the town.
Speaker 5: Never do such a hulla balloo as that little dog
Speaker 5: raised till the end.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that's her husband on the double bass.
Speaker 2: We just have a good rhythm together. You know.
Speaker 1: He sort of feels me out, I feel him out,
Speaker 1: and we go for it.
Speaker 2: Oh my cess. Oh you know what makes me sad
Speaker 2: about that? Well, not only did she have to pretend
Speaker 2: to like jazz, but she sounded like she really was
Speaker 2: enjoying it. But then they broke up.
Speaker 3: Oh well that's terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's and.
Speaker 3: The shoot dogs down the heat dog great clipped.
Speaker 2: Oh so that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Here's my answer, just one answer. I can't Okay, what
Speaker 3: are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy? This is
Speaker 3: on behalf of every gay man on earth out apparol spirits.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Oh that's getting applause.
Speaker 3: No one enjoys apperol spruits. It tastes, it tastes like fuel.
Speaker 3: It's awful, worse. Negronies so bitter and not great, and
Speaker 3: it saves it a bit foul. Okay, okay, so Negroni's
Speaker 3: apperol spirits.
Speaker 2: All right, and apperol spirits.
Speaker 3: Can I say this, and please do?
Speaker 2: I know I'm going to sound like a terrible one
Speaker 2: car Here we go. But when you're in Italy and
Speaker 2: al makes perfect controls in the room, but it does
Speaker 2: for the first time in your life, it makes perfect sense.
Speaker 2: Like like beer, I would put beer on that list.
Speaker 2: Nobody likes beer except when you have a perfectly freezing,
Speaker 2: freezing cold beer on a very hot day and you've
Speaker 2: maybe done something physical. There we go and Italy, it's
Speaker 2: like that with appel split sprits.
Speaker 3: Let's get fucked by pretending.
Speaker 2: Hang and I want to tell you something. I think
Speaker 2: that people pretend pretend to like, please do it, and
Speaker 2: they couldn't possibly like it. Go sour dough bread. No,
Speaker 2: you don't. You're just pretending to like sour dough bread
Speaker 2: because I guarantee, excuse me, if we put you in
Speaker 2: a dark room. Yeah, brought you out here we go,
Speaker 2: and so you didn't feel there were eyes upon you.
Speaker 2: And I brought you out a beautiful crusty white vienna
Speaker 2: loaf but idlice, thickly with butter, and a loaf of
Speaker 2: sour dough bread where you pick it up and you
Speaker 2: can feel the weight of the peasants over the years,
Speaker 2: and it takes you back to that time in COVID
Speaker 2: when women making making their own sound starter from the vagina,
Speaker 2: yeast or whatever perversions that they were into.
Speaker 3: Remember, I do remember that there was some weird thing
Speaker 3: about say it again. You just sat in the back up.
Speaker 2: It feels her and she feels him anyway, know you
Speaker 2: were okay, the crusty white vienna long like okay, all right, good,
Speaker 2: I like an approle.
Speaker 3: Spirit spirts okay.
Speaker 2: When you say it.
Speaker 3: We played that on repeat for two years.
Speaker 2: But what did it do to your friendship group?
Speaker 3: Like changed us as people molecularly, like it changed us
Speaker 3: our DNA. Yeah, we last so much and for so long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just it was did I tell you
Speaker 2: I seen Earl on a message saying can I find
Speaker 2: blue tick back?
Speaker 3: He never.
Speaker 2: Just like I don't want to pay him eight bucks
Speaker 2: a month. I read poetry and silence and he plays
Speaker 2: the upright bears.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mu's correct.
Speaker 2: Well amazing, She's actually great. But you know what else,
Speaker 2: she's even learnt the jargon. So we call that a
Speaker 2: double bass. She calls it because she's a Wayne cut
Speaker 2: a jazz Wayne an upright bass, calls it an upright bass.
Speaker 3: Is there any other way to play it?
Speaker 2: Well, it must be to distinguish it from the bass
Speaker 2: guitar the bass when people say so, she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to that one's on the She doesn't want to have
Speaker 2: to this conversation with me immortals where she goes, my
Speaker 2: boyfriend plays the bass.
Speaker 3: She's elevated, smarter than Yeah, yeah, she is smart. She's
Speaker 3: more than that plays.
Speaker 2: But she is smart because she wasn't involved with that
Speaker 2: travel Well.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about Kim Control until a couple of
Speaker 3: years ago. Is she's British and I never knew that.
Speaker 3: But the entire time she's doing an American accent. What
Speaker 3: she's doing an American accent on sex in the city.
Speaker 2: No, I think she's British since she left when she
Speaker 2: was British.
Speaker 3: In interviews, did you not hear the accent.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, she's British the way. Surely Madonna was
Speaker 2: British when she was married to Guy Ritchie in it.
Speaker 3: She's got a British accent in interviews. And there was
Speaker 3: a movie I watched when she's scatting with him, who
Speaker 3: no one does. It's the true uniform.
Speaker 2: Do it again?
Speaker 3: To be to baby? She dogs?
Speaker 2: Well he better he dogs and winked at all the
Speaker 2: town never build such a hulla balloo as that little
Speaker 2: dog raised till the end of the Oh, we just
Speaker 2: have a good rhythm together. I love it. I love
Speaker 2: it anyway, she didn't, is it true? Sash? Hang on,
Speaker 2: she's got something to She.
Speaker 3: Was born in Liverpool. She was born in Liverpool, and
Speaker 3: then I moved to Canada as a child.
Speaker 2: Thank you. So she's not English, all right? So next week,
Speaker 2: in next week's episode, we'll bring her talking in an accente.
Speaker 2: She is not entitled much as I will bring you
Speaker 2: on next week. Oh my goodness, we've forgotten about Elamia Baldwin.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what Hillary Baldwin. Okay, so she's another one,
Speaker 2: you know, Alec Baldwin's wife. Yes, you know about all
Speaker 2: the scandal with her pretending that she's Spanish, but she's
Speaker 2: done something again recently. Original Okay, so the original. So
Speaker 2: you know, they came out and they had to rescind
Speaker 2: that she was Spanish, even though he has on the
Speaker 2: record he said it on talk shows. My wife is Spanish.
Speaker 2: They've given all the kids Spanish names. He claims her
Speaker 2: to be Spanish, and once famously on a cooking show,
Speaker 2: she forgot the word cucumber and I think she actually said,
Speaker 2: how do you say cucumber? Have a listen.
Speaker 3: We have Eladia Baldwin with us.
Speaker 4: He'll tell us.
Speaker 3: How are we going to prepare this?
Speaker 2: It's very healthy, it's very easy. Oh, you need to
Speaker 2: make sure that you have really good to meet us.
Speaker 2: We have very few ingredients.
Speaker 3: We have tomatos, we have meaning cucumber, cucumbers?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you say in English? She was born
Speaker 2: I think in Massachusetts, raised in Massachusetts. Her name's Hillary Hillary.
Speaker 2: But she did something recently What did you do recently? Sash?
Speaker 2: That brought her to our attention again.
Speaker 3: It was a Christmas cooking video.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear it on a Christmas cooking video? Okay,
Speaker 2: so that, but she they've been called out on it,
Speaker 2: and don't forget. In the meantime, Alec Baldwin shot someone.
Speaker 2: And even so those two who have got the thickest
Speaker 2: tides of anyone even thicker. I think the Meghan Markle
Speaker 2: and the Duke of Has anyway have a listen, He explained,
Speaker 2: what your I don't know what that one is, but
Speaker 2: I can tell that my potatoes, you have to not
Speaker 2: cut them to tiny because they're not going to have
Speaker 2: the right texture.
Speaker 4: And then my husband hates.
Speaker 2: I forgot it.
Speaker 3: So and so I groaned.
Speaker 2: She forgot onon onion my husband hates and she said
Speaker 2: to him, what do you call them? In Spanish?
Speaker 3: She said, there, she's still commit.
Speaker 2: Always years. I think she's my favorite person in the world.
Speaker 3: I love her.
Speaker 4: She's just.
Speaker 3: How do you say in the middle of the most
Speaker 3: perfect English ever heard?
Speaker 2: And also that we know she's an American. She lives
Speaker 2: in America.
Speaker 3: They've got cucumbers.
Speaker 2: She's never not lived in America. But onions, onions, how
Speaker 2: do you say? Has very good hair, by the way,
Speaker 2: very good hair. But the last couple of years have
Speaker 2: been rough on him, like and also because he lives
Speaker 2: with someone who's clinically insane and as men often do,
Speaker 2: lucky for us when they have a mad wife, men
Speaker 2: start off. And I love this about men covering for
Speaker 2: the madness of their wife.
Speaker 3: Love that, love it.
Speaker 2: But at some point the descent into Dante's version of
Speaker 2: hell becomes so deep that they themselves are mild in
Speaker 2: the misery of madness. That's where he is now, That's
Speaker 2: where Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 3: Why he's popping off the work shooting people, and that's
Speaker 3: why he.
Speaker 2: Don't like onions. This isn't going to be an occasional segment,
Speaker 2: and it's going to have this intro. Is this sennle
Speaker 2: or is this normal? No one knows? Is this senile
Speaker 2: or is this normal when my mother visits? No one knows?
Speaker 3: All right, very long intro, very long.
Speaker 2: I had to do it because it's a difficult song
Speaker 2: to sing of it.
Speaker 3: Hallo Hello.
Speaker 2: And he beat the boy dogs dogs and the dogs
Speaker 2: and the she dog, the heat dogs and the she dogs.
Speaker 2: He bit the heat dogs.
Speaker 3: What did you do the she dogs in jars?
Speaker 2: He did something to the she dogs. Anyway, So my
Speaker 2: mum was over the other night for dinner, and really,
Speaker 2: you know, since the end of last year, like it's
Speaker 2: been slim pickens for her because we were away on holidays,
Speaker 2: you know, the kids have all been away, and so
Speaker 2: she hasn't got the you know what she needs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she hasn't got the hit and the currency to take
Speaker 2: back to her friends to say what her family's doing
Speaker 2: for because that's the currency of the aged very often, right,
Speaker 2: which is why it's nice to do nice things for
Speaker 2: them if you can bear it.
Speaker 5: Boy, swings are there anyway, We had an actual delightful
Speaker 5: night lovely, and so she came over and it was
Speaker 5: just Artie and Sunday and me and her at home.
Speaker 2: Everyone else was scattered. To the seven wins anyway? Are
Speaker 2: they seven wins seven seas? Anyway?
Speaker 3: So and wins of the seven seas?
Speaker 2: It is that what it is. I wouldn't take in
Speaker 2: this instance. I would not. I say, know then you mad?
Speaker 2: Is it? And they're like grumble anyway, However many wins
Speaker 2: there are sees go on anyway. And so when we
Speaker 2: were sitting we were talking at at dinner about Lewis,
Speaker 2: my eldest son, and his girlfriend Gypsy who's Kate Sabrano's daughter,
Speaker 2: and the kids. One we were talking about because Gypsy
Speaker 2: had gone away. She'd gone to the US with her parents.
Speaker 2: Lewis was away without her for two weeks and Da
Speaker 2: da day. Anyway, then something came up about Sunday said,
Speaker 2: And Sunday, we call her the town cry because she's
Speaker 2: always like he. She loves like a village life. She
Speaker 2: likes the small, she likes those moments. When I came home,
Speaker 2: she was having cup of tea with Mum, and and
Speaker 2: she loves a bit of family.
Speaker 3: God, I didn't know what you were going to say
Speaker 3: when you said we call her the village where's it?
Speaker 3: But I'm happy we're anywhere we are.
Speaker 2: So Sunday said, how did they meet? Mum? So I
Speaker 2: was telling her the story of how Lewis and Gypsy met,
Speaker 2: which is a sort of a you know, just a
Speaker 2: strange story. It was through a girlfriend of mine who'd
Speaker 2: done a photo shoot with Kate, and she came home.
Speaker 2: She was staying at my place. She lives in Wa
Speaker 2: and she was showing me the photo she'd taken of Kate,
Speaker 2: which was stunning. And then she said, by the way,
Speaker 2: Gypsy likes Lewis. And I was like, does she know Lewis?
Speaker 2: And she said no, but she's seen him, must have
Speaker 2: been on my Insta or whatever, and thinks he'd be
Speaker 2: nice interesting anyway, So the kids started doing this thing.
Speaker 2: Sunday and Artie started doing this really cute thing together
Speaker 2: where they started telling the story of Lewis and Gypsy
Speaker 2: getting together, but they were actually telling fairy tales. But
Speaker 2: I prov in prov at the table, because see, Mum
Speaker 2: was so confused by that. And so Sunday, what was
Speaker 2: your mother at the moment. I don't worry. She's old.
Speaker 2: She's old. You you wouldn't eat her if she was
Speaker 2: a cheese. That's old. That's old, but you drink her
Speaker 2: if she was wine. All right. Anyway, So Sunday started
Speaker 2: it and she was going, oh, no, I know how
Speaker 2: they really met. She goes, Gypsy was living in a
Speaker 2: really tall tower and she had nothing to do all day,
Speaker 2: so she just grew her hair and grew her hair
Speaker 2: and grew her hair. And then Artie said yeah, And
Speaker 2: then Lewis came walking along and he looked up and
Speaker 2: he waved at her and he said, oh, I'd like
Speaker 2: to meet you, come on down and and and Sunday's like,
Speaker 2: Gypsy said, there's no way I can get down there.
Speaker 2: It's two highs stuck in this tower. And then Lewis said,
Speaker 2: why don't you let your hair down? So she let
Speaker 2: her hair down, right, And then they Artie was doing
Speaker 2: one about they lived in two separate houses, and the
Speaker 2: two fams families had a vow that they'd never talked
Speaker 2: to each other. They were feuding these families, and Gypsy
Speaker 2: came from one family and they got together romantic. They
Speaker 2: had to hide from the parents anyway, And so I
Speaker 2: said to mom, oh, the kids are telling fairy tales
Speaker 2: as as the story of Lewis and Gypsy Meebe. And
Speaker 2: Mom said, I.
Speaker 3: Never knew Gypsy had long hair.
Speaker 2: Lateral, Okay, I never knew Gypsy had long hair.
Speaker 3: Thought it was true. I'm just, I'm just they redo
Speaker 3: the title.
Speaker 2: Is it center or is it normal? With my mother?
Speaker 2: No one knows. But she then proceeded to tell us
Speaker 2: to do spoonerisms about Cinderella, which is spoonerism is when
Speaker 2: you take two of the letters, you take the letters
Speaker 2: from the wordsite. So she was doing Cinderella and the
Speaker 2: Handsome Prince, and it was rinder cellar and the pransome
Speaker 2: hints right, And then.
Speaker 4: She rattled off this hole, this whole story, and it
Speaker 4: was so funny. I'm like, I think she is with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's totally with it, but she's bad. But she
Speaker 2: just that Gypsy had long hair that would reach from
Speaker 2: the top of her tower down to the ground.
Speaker 3: A tower. One of my favorite things to do on
Speaker 3: the back up is to bring you cookers of the world.
Speaker 2: Oh, we scour the world to bring you, Okay, my
Speaker 2: favorites because I am cooker with the queen cooker. I'm
Speaker 2: not the queen. You're the queen. Oh, I'm not the queen.
Speaker 2: Come on, I told you about a neighbor over Christmas,
Speaker 2: but no one was boiling the vinegar to make the
Speaker 2: kemp trails go. They think she's the queen because I
Speaker 2: was just like, I just have accepted that I'll be
Speaker 2: breathing in the chem trails.
Speaker 3: So I'm actually don't think I'm going to explain it.
Speaker 3: I just think I want you to listen to this
Speaker 3: man talk and his belief Who is he and theory?
Speaker 3: Who knows? And who cares? When these people appear on
Speaker 3: your timeline, you just I just watched its back. By
Speaker 3: the way, who's back.
Speaker 2: Pete Evans?
Speaker 3: Is he back?
Speaker 2: He's bad.
Speaker 3: What's on?
Speaker 2: He posted something the other day and a girlfriend of mine,
Speaker 2: thank goodness, he's back. He was cooking something with minimal sugar,
Speaker 2: which is a cooker cooker jam. There was something just
Speaker 2: think it did have apples in it.
Speaker 3: So this man is talking about what he thinks is
Speaker 3: happening with your house plants, my house, everyone's house plants.
Speaker 2: Oh, have a listen, okay.
Speaker 6: House plants are capable of sensing telepathic communication and participating
Speaker 6: in telepathic communication. It's been shown that if you have
Speaker 6: house plants that have been in your life for even
Speaker 6: a few months, if you put egs on those and
Speaker 6: then you send the person takes care of those out
Speaker 6: of the house, send them some distance away. The moment
Speaker 6: they come within two thousand meters or two kilometers from
Speaker 6: the home, the plants all perk up. They can feel
Speaker 6: the person coming from two kilometers away. And so if
Speaker 6: plants are that sentient, that they are that connected, even
Speaker 6: in a pot in your house, totally disconnected seemingly from nature,
Speaker 6: if that thing is feeling two kilometers of space and
Speaker 6: then waiting for the excitement of being like the person
Speaker 6: who loves me, the person who planted me, was coming
Speaker 6: back phenomenal, like.
Speaker 2: Who the hang on a minute. I think someone has
Speaker 2: been enjoying the pot in his house, but that is
Speaker 2: also okay. I don't want to throw another cooker under
Speaker 2: the bus, but I will the diesel fueled bus. However,
Speaker 2: a lot of what you do in your neighborhood involves
Speaker 2: you being only a couple of kilometers away. Of course,
Speaker 2: the plants all excited things that you're coming constantly, He's
Speaker 2: coming home.
Speaker 3: Ready for me.
Speaker 2: Who was he talking to? That just went uh huh.
Speaker 3: You never know with these cookers, you never know who.
Speaker 3: It's probably a wall. He's probably just set up a
Speaker 3: camera and a podcast studio. But I'm sorry, I am open,
Speaker 3: okay to something you're not.
Speaker 2: You're cyres or you're totally closing.
Speaker 3: Two kilometers away driving my car. My plants aren't perking.
Speaker 2: No, they're not perking. Now I'm going here, he comes here,
Speaker 2: he comes. Because also that wouldn't explain what why when
Speaker 2: you come home from holidays, your plants are all dead.
Speaker 2: If my plants were anything, yes, feed me, water me,
Speaker 2: but also I'm still here. I would be dead while
Speaker 2: you're away, and then when you come in, they'll be
Speaker 2: like boy, like, when you finally wet basil in a pot,
Speaker 2: put a little plastic bag over it and put it
Speaker 2: in the fridge, it will spuck up.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, my plant is not what you do.
Speaker 2: You scent it. But he said, in a strange way, sentience.
Speaker 3: You can't pop on down of Bunnings against sentient beings
Speaker 3: for eight bucks, and I.
Speaker 2: Don't think so.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'll we finally agreed on a cooker and I.
Speaker 2: Was sort of I would like, you know what, I
Speaker 2: would like to do a test on that. I'd like,
Speaker 2: what did he say?
Speaker 3: You hook up? What?
Speaker 2: Oh? Your voice is going It's a microphone. It's like
Speaker 2: electric car.
Speaker 3: You can test your energy of your plants.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know what, if that were true, that's
Speaker 4: a really kind of vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Take that vegio Oh my good animals eating your family
Speaker 2: who are excited to see it and holding knife your
Speaker 2: microhoves and they're like, here she comes.
Speaker 4: We love her so much.
Speaker 2: The worst people in the world.
Speaker 3: And if my plants are love it anyone, it's my husband.
Speaker 3: Last year I discovered that four of the plants in
Speaker 3: our house.
Speaker 2: How many plants are there in your house?
Speaker 3: Because you're gonna know why in a sex there's probably
Speaker 3: like six or seven really pretty big too. I only
Speaker 3: learned last year that they weren't fake because Cody looks.
Speaker 2: After them so well, and just like they were plastic.
Speaker 3: I thought that he keeps him in such good nick
Speaker 3: but I just does he He does it in the morning,
Speaker 3: I think, when I'm not up. So I just thought
Speaker 3: these plants were plastic. And then one day I saw
Speaker 3: him watering them with his water bottle, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing watering our plans? Our plans are
Speaker 3: across all right?
Speaker 2: Can you ask him? I need help with some palms? Okay,
Speaker 2: because you know what you know there there's no such
Speaker 2: thing as an indoor plant. There's only a plant that
Speaker 2: will tolerate indoor conditions.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sorry, yeah, all right, it doesn't make sense
Speaker 3: for something to be an indoor plant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, there's no such thing. But my we've
Speaker 2: got terrible trouble with our palms inside inside. Once the
Speaker 2: trouble starts inside, even when you put them outside, they're
Speaker 2: still troubled.
Speaker 3: You know what annoys me about plants? Some of them
Speaker 3: can have too much sunlight.
Speaker 2: Oh it's too much or too much water yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I just shut up. But some of them are like you.
Speaker 2: They like the shade. I don't tell you to grow up.
Speaker 3: I used to try and do plants in my early
Speaker 3: years and they'd be like, no, you got too much
Speaker 3: silence dead. That's the stupidest thing you can say to
Speaker 3: a plant. Too much sun.
Speaker 2: Plants like a person. The sun's plants were so happy
Speaker 2: when you were coming home. They were so happy.
Speaker 3: The sun goes down. They're not getting at twenty four seven.
Speaker 3: What do you mean too much sun? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know, but they do get sun burnt, some of them.
Speaker 3: Son goes down. I'm sorry, but if you're a plant,
Speaker 3: I'm not on board with that. You're not on board
Speaker 3: and you can't handle the sun. You shouldn't be a plant.
Speaker 2: What should you be.
Speaker 3: In the soil? Should have stayed a seed? AnyWho?
Speaker 2: Do you want a little text from mum? It's a
Speaker 2: really strange one. Okay, it's so strange from as we'd
Speaker 2: expect from a text from mum. Uh. This is sent
Speaker 2: to us by Annie.
Speaker 3: Hello Annie, and it's her mum. Buckhead. Annie did ask
Speaker 3: us to change her name. No, okay, but as again Buckheads,
Speaker 3: we will if you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will we will.
Speaker 3: So this is in a series of they always are Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's never just one.
Speaker 2: Hey, miss Annie, do we still have the Koran anywhere?
Speaker 2: Next message, I think I'm going to start collecting Bibles.
Speaker 2: Do you know Joseph Smith was originally a Shaker? And
Speaker 2: then this that religion is super cool, way before it's
Speaker 2: time with everybody was equal and they believed in feminism.
Speaker 2: I think I need to go to Maine in America.
Speaker 2: And then Annie said, do you mean Quaker?
Speaker 3: It's a text from She's doing some reading that much.
Speaker 2: She really is collecting Bible of the Faith.
Speaker 3: Section's gone everywhere for tech message.
Speaker 2: Joseph Smith was originally a Shaker? Oh and Aker?
Speaker 3: Yes, he was sure. He was a mover and got
Speaker 3: on bloody bucked Kate, I'm so back. Thanks for my buck.
Speaker 2: Thanks everybody, don't forget to tell your friends.
Speaker 3: Listen, we love you, love you have a balloo hallo balloe.
Speaker 2: You j The Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate
Speaker 2: Lanbrook and him Nath Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant
Speaker 2: Sasha French, Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence
Speaker 2: you might call him Jack, and Dom Evans oh, we're lucky.