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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. It happen

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Speaker 1: for me yesterday. Do we want to know free movie?

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Speaker 1: I love free movie? Do you know it's a Jonesy term,

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Speaker 1: by the way, free movie. It's when you're walking past

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Speaker 1: to the TV. The TV is on a channel and

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Speaker 1: you get a movie and it's just started, Brendan and

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Speaker 1: it's a free movie.

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Speaker 2: Can I say this to you? You own every stream

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Speaker 2: or you subscribe to every streaming service imaginable.

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Speaker 1: Yea.

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Speaker 2: You can get movies, modern, interesting films at the drop

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Speaker 2: of a hat.

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Speaker 1: But you will.

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Speaker 2: Often tell me that you watched a nineteen eighty one

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Speaker 2: film because it was free.

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Speaker 1: Free movie. I haven't watched me.

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Speaker 2: I haven't watched a free movie since I chucked a

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Speaker 2: sticky in my final year of school and was home

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Speaker 2: during the day and I watched a midday movie.

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Speaker 1: The MIDI Move.

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Speaker 2: I haven't watched a free movie since then.

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Speaker 1: For the concept of free movie, and I think it's

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Speaker 1: largely for guys you workbas TV is society for you.

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Speaker 1: The movie's been on for four minutes and you walk

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Speaker 1: past it. You hang on a minute, what's this? And

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Speaker 1: then you start watching it standing up you haven't committed

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Speaker 1: to it. And then you go and make a cup

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Speaker 1: of tea or a little sandwich, and then you're sitting

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Speaker 1: down on the lanch. Next minute you're watching the movie

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Speaker 1: yesterday's free movie. What was it?

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Speaker 2: Can I guess? Can I get?

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Speaker 1: No? Okay, So I'm watching it. This is what I've

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Speaker 1: come in on, all right, Goldie Horn in some sexy

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Speaker 1: lingerie and there's a bit of like just slight dairy

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Speaker 1: air action. Goldie Horn. You can just see your bump, okay,

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Speaker 1: you can see her bum just side cheek. And then

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, how is this overboard the movies she did

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Speaker 1: with her husband Kurt Russell. Actually they're not married anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's not shame.

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Speaker 2: What must have been? That?

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Speaker 1: Was it?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't. In walks, Mel Gibson, it's Bird on a.

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Speaker 2: W So you've seen it how many times in your life?

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Speaker 1: I reckon I saw it in the movies when it

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Speaker 1: came out or maybe on DVD.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen it since then?

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Speaker 1: No? No? So then I'm thinking Bird on the Wire.

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Speaker 1: So I'm watching Bird on the Wire and okay, so

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Speaker 1: you get to see Goldie's bum another time. Mel Gibson's

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Speaker 1: behind her in a lamb. She's getting away from the baddies.

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Speaker 2: Is she in lingerie again?

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Speaker 1: Because I have to make a quick get away from

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Speaker 1: the hotel.

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Speaker 2: While she's in her lingerie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's put a dressing get on and the wind

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Speaker 1: blows it up. And then since when did you start

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Speaker 1: wearing underpets?

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Speaker 2: He said the same to Hugh Hefley when he saw

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Speaker 2: him in his pajamas.

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Speaker 1: So then the movie goes on say the premise, basically,

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Speaker 1: I've forgotten who got Goldiehorn?

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Speaker 2: And you're telling me the premise of a nineteen eighty something.

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Speaker 1: They used to be a couple. She went on to

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Speaker 1: become a lawyer. He went on to become a criminal.

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Speaker 1: He's pursued by criminals, cops and crooked cops. The movie

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Speaker 1: spoiler alert here finishes record for me with mel and

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Speaker 1: Goldie dispatching of all the aforementioned cops, criminal cops and

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Speaker 1: criminals in a zoo. So one of them gets munch

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Speaker 1: by piranhas, one of them gets munched by an alligator,

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Speaker 1: and one gets by a tiger.

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Speaker 2: How tidy for them?

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Speaker 1: And then so and then they have that they're both wounded.

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Speaker 1: Mells been shot and she gets shot in this movie,

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Speaker 1: she gets shot in the lingerie. No no, no, and

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Speaker 1: she's on the ground, and then they sort of have

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Speaker 1: this kiss moment as they're rolling around in the animal enclosure,

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Speaker 1: and then it fades to them on a yacht, a

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Speaker 1: giant sailing yacht, sailing off into the sunset.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask this?

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Speaker 1: And they unveil the spinnaker that says mister Wiggley and

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Speaker 1: and that's it. So there's no explanation, there's no one

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Speaker 1: the cops are after him, so surely they have a

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Speaker 1: case to answer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as police killers, I don't wonder about the paperwork

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Speaker 2: that's involved.

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Speaker 1: With and the zoo. They dispatched of a lot of

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Speaker 1: animals in the zoo.

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Speaker 2: So if all the baddies got chomped, why could they

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Speaker 2: happily roll around at the zoo without fear of being chomped?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't mention there was a monotorizard in

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Speaker 1: there as well.

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Speaker 2: Did they get someone?

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Speaker 1: No, that was just I think that was just in

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Speaker 1: for effect, because.

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Speaker 2: They probably won't kill you with the bike, but there's

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Speaker 2: a lot of poisons in their mouth and they's say

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Speaker 2: you can die. So it's like I monitor at work

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Speaker 2: and I just went around on all fours, biting people

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Speaker 2: with my dirty mouth, So

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Speaker 1: You keep your dirty mouthing