Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Meldon's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: From Richmond, Gold one four point three HQ, Melbourne, Australia,
Speaker 3: broadcasting to the world.
Speaker 4: Christian wetbird smells exactly like wet.
Speaker 5: ConL I soapd up extra hard this morning Breakfast show.
Speaker 6: Entire chunks straight in my mouth. Disgusting smell.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning everyone, It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show
Speaker 4: Tuesday morning on Gold one four point three.
Speaker 1: Come morning, Patrina.
Speaker 6: Jones, Good morning, Christian O'Connell, Good morning, Jack.
Speaker 5: Post, Good morning, Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody. President and correct.
Speaker 5: A fell a bit military style that day.
Speaker 1: That's the way it needs to be from now on.
Speaker 1: New thing. I'm going to try. Hey, listen before we
Speaker 1: get into the show.
Speaker 4: Pats is a woman on a rampage today because Kate Gates.
Speaker 1: No one called you yesterday, oh cake, No, no, no
Speaker 1: call from the boss.
Speaker 6: No left a message and no response.
Speaker 5: Say I saw the photo you put up on your
Speaker 5: Facebook page, Path of the cake and it was fall
Speaker 5: and apart. Is disgraceful, I know, because those things and
Speaker 5: not shape.
Speaker 1: Those people don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: So it was your daughter's eighth birthday party on Saturday,
Speaker 4: so a big thing. You had it all planned and
Speaker 4: as part of that this amazing cake you commissioned.
Speaker 6: Yes, bespoke cake.
Speaker 1: Bespoke cake. There's like a blindfold on there.
Speaker 6: It's an eyemask spark.
Speaker 4: Now one that lady didn't want to finish the work
Speaker 4: on this strange birthday cake.
Speaker 6: I got there and she's done barely anything.
Speaker 4: You just showing the photo. It's it's sort of this
Speaker 4: bit's missing.
Speaker 6: It's slid off down onto the cakeboard.
Speaker 4: You sure you didn't put the old poor in there
Speaker 4: and have a little bit way of driving on because
Speaker 4: I know you can get hungry sometimes. I wouldn't be
Speaker 4: able to resist that. I'd have a big old poor
Speaker 4: of that. And there's some of your cake.
Speaker 6: I've got a deadline for her of five pm tonight.
Speaker 4: In which we see you my sunset tonight, yes, in
Speaker 4: which I shall be days over.
Speaker 6: And all my family were ringing yesterday. Have you heard
Speaker 6: from a yet? Like they're putting pressure.
Speaker 4: On it because you know what they want, fight fight, fight, fight,
Speaker 4: pat throwdown in the town square cake maker versus Newsmaker
Speaker 4: only one.
Speaker 6: We all know who's going to win that fight.
Speaker 4: Don't usemaker you all more. Forget about Bieber and Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4: It's about cake Maker versus Patrina Jones. That's shoddy, I
Speaker 4: mean because I can only guess how much those birthday
Speaker 4: cakes cost a force.
Speaker 6: It's nearly two hundred dollars, which is a lot lot
Speaker 6: of money.
Speaker 1: You know, that's half a bulletin for you. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of money.
Speaker 4: And that woman, they didn't even apologize, and no one's
Speaker 4: called you back.
Speaker 1: Yes, Sair, and you left the message.
Speaker 6: And this is this is not a big chain mind you.
Speaker 7: This is a little small business which I like to
Speaker 7: support in the Werribee Hoppers area because you know they
Speaker 7: do it tough small business. So you go and this happens.
Speaker 4: Do you know other people that would like to support
Speaker 4: or threaten small businesses?
Speaker 1: Gangsters? How do they? How do they make their money?
Speaker 1: Protection rackets?
Speaker 4: Just the way you said that? Then I like to support,
Speaker 4: but I can take away the support. Wouldn't be a
Speaker 4: shameless at cake shop got burnt the ground?
Speaker 6: Well you know what five o'clock. If I don't get when.
Speaker 1: You go, see you go?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 1: How am I funny? In the Morning funny.
Speaker 4: How if I don't get his shoes, shine box, you're
Speaker 4: going to do five o'clock.
Speaker 7: If I don't get satisfaction, there's going to be a
Speaker 7: social media assault. All I'm saying, and pictures of said
Speaker 7: cake are going up.
Speaker 1: That is, but that is these days, that's what everyone
Speaker 1: is terrifying.
Speaker 6: I don't you know, like social media as well? So
Speaker 6: everyone else?
Speaker 1: What the army do? They are soult a building.
Speaker 7: I'm giving them a chance. I don't expect my full
Speaker 7: money back, even just an explanation of why it went haywire?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Is it wrong? Jack? But I'm hoping that she hears
Speaker 1: nothing good?
Speaker 4: Five and Zuckerberg Jeff Bezoso for Amazon. Everyone's waiting for
Speaker 4: the online assault. At five points, it'll imply take a mushroom,
Speaker 4: cracked cloud, the equipment online.
Speaker 5: Twitter account that's usually reserved for updating breaking news.
Speaker 4: Random family stuff. And then what's your favorite saxophone song?
Speaker 4: SOM's gonna go?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: Thank you at kicks?
Speaker 1: Well, I for one hope nothing happens between now and.
Speaker 4: All right. We'll start the show again next. I think
Speaker 4: we need to. It's gold one oh four point three.
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Speaker 1: So I just managed to try and calm pass down
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 5: Well, then you threw one last grenade before, as he
Speaker 5: likes to.
Speaker 4: Do, just trying to cheer up obviously getting angry there
Speaker 4: and rightly so the Lioness has been activated, you know,
Speaker 4: with their daughter's birthday cake. You know these birthday cakes,
Speaker 4: they cost a lot of money and these people that
Speaker 4: make them as well, they're incredible.
Speaker 1: Now, these they're like works of art, Yes they are.
Speaker 4: You see like a photo of someone then something else
Speaker 4: they make around it, and I don't even know how
Speaker 4: they do it.
Speaker 6: But my needs are simple.
Speaker 7: I don't need like something of you know, one of
Speaker 7: those cake shows, cake Masters.
Speaker 1: It looks exactly like that.
Speaker 4: It's quite there's a like a lipstick standing up and
Speaker 4: a lot of other makeup stuff.
Speaker 1: It's not simple.
Speaker 6: Oh no, God, I couldn't do it. That's why I
Speaker 6: paid someone to allegedly do it.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's what the lawyers called you in
Speaker 4: the last two noise works. It's sort of chucking it
Speaker 4: around earlier. Now they allegedly made you a cake. It
Speaker 4: wasn't ready right, Well, you usually words like you're not
Speaker 4: in court, we have no powers.
Speaker 1: Just music can travel news and adverse.
Speaker 6: That's a polite term for saying, I did you a cake.
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 4: You know, yesterday we were talking about camping legends. Yes right,
Speaker 4: we had always amazing stories of people who've got amazing
Speaker 4: setups to have like the great experience when they go camping.
Speaker 4: How member family ever tried it once back in Pommyland,
Speaker 4: and well one I thought the best time of you
Speaker 4: to go is October. October it's what's called winter in
Speaker 4: the UK, and even the so called summer, it ain't
Speaker 4: that warm to go camping. And it went so badly.
Speaker 4: We were cold, we didn't have the right gear. We'd
Speaker 4: had to borrow it from everybody. Were everyone was away,
Speaker 4: no one slept, and yet the light comes in really quickly.
Speaker 1: Is there someone got a spotlight out there? Or why
Speaker 1: is it so?
Speaker 4: What's the time?
Speaker 1: It's quarter to four? Why is it brighter here than
Speaker 1: anyone else?
Speaker 4: And we're on the moon And so at six o'clock
Speaker 4: I was just literally packing up the tent.
Speaker 1: We drove away. We were at McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Drive through half seats right, and then we vowed never
Speaker 4: go camping as a family every again. Now my wife
Speaker 4: has said all these lovely you know, there's some beautiful
Speaker 4: places to go camping around in Melbourne, and she wants
Speaker 4: to give it another go when when it gets the summer.
Speaker 4: I'm like flashbacks too lying on the ground and I
Speaker 4: was going to I don't get out of bed in
Speaker 4: the morning at four half fours a lie on the ground.
Speaker 4: At the weekend, I only get two lines.
Speaker 1: This is miserable. My kidneys I can fill. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get chill. I can get ill.
Speaker 4: So people calling yesterday were always amazing camping stories. As
Speaker 4: we were leaving here yesterday, you know, we had an
Speaker 4: exceptionally unnecessarily long beating with the boss. Yes, the boss
Speaker 4: not a huge fan, is fair to say. The idea
Speaker 4: it's happening. It's definitely happening. The mattress drag that came
Speaker 4: up yesterday's show. We are going to have two teams
Speaker 4: of you seeing how far you can drag a mattress
Speaker 4: each from this radio station in an hour or two.
Speaker 4: It's definitely happening. However, I had no idea we'd be
Speaker 4: in a big meeting the red tape.
Speaker 5: I couldn't the room with bright red the amount of
Speaker 5: red tape, and.
Speaker 1: Then you gotta wear a head torch. Are you going
Speaker 1: underground with it? You can open up man whole covers
Speaker 1: that go under the streets.
Speaker 4: You've gotta wear head torches. Fluorescent jackets are closed shoes
Speaker 4: one of my favorite things. And don't turn up on
Speaker 4: a thong next week to do this. But anyway, there
Speaker 4: was a lot of going on the meeting, So when
Speaker 4: I finally got out of it, I just want to
Speaker 4: get out of this bill. And it's like midday and
Speaker 4: then blessing waiting reception. A very loyal fan of the
Speaker 4: show and a client that funds a lot of the
Speaker 4: stuff we do. Dr Harry Margate one of these lovely
Speaker 4: big advertisers who supports this radio station and also has
Speaker 4: got a great voice. Why would he hire someone like me?
Speaker 4: He can come in and read his own advertise. He
Speaker 4: was in reception, right, he's a big fan of the show,
Speaker 4: and he goes ah like this, And I went running late,
Speaker 4: gotta go to the gym, you know, when you just
Speaker 4: I just want to get there. No disrespect to Dr
Speaker 4: Harry Margate, but it was like I didn't need to
Speaker 4: talk about dental stuff, anything like running late for the gym.
Speaker 1: Gotta go, Dr Harry, And he literally.
Speaker 4: Is the mature gentle and he moved very very quickly,
Speaker 4: definitely stood in front of me as if stopping a
Speaker 4: truck and went camping. I can't help you. I went,
Speaker 4: thank you, still not to Harry.
Speaker 1: So I'm really sorry advertiser, Dr Harry.
Speaker 4: Another time, I'd love to hear about your extensive camping
Speaker 4: set up.
Speaker 5: So he couldn't you did it around him?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, because he really was He wouldn't get
Speaker 1: out the way. He has a like a heated camping bed.
Speaker 5: Oh posh, that's a poshway to camp.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, those dentists they ain't going broke, are they.
Speaker 4: You have a driven past anywhere and see you boarded
Speaker 4: up business and go what used.
Speaker 1: To be there? Oh a dentist. They're never going out
Speaker 1: of business. Go in the back. What's the car?
Speaker 4: There's like a Mercedes, a BMW and maybe a space
Speaker 4: for a speedboat.
Speaker 1: All right, that's easy for us DJs to say that.
Speaker 4: Seriously, they're not going broke. So of course, doctor Harry
Speaker 4: Margay a billionaire.
Speaker 1: But he was dressed in light. He dressed down like
Speaker 1: a lot of rich people do, don't they.
Speaker 6: Oh so they don't look obvious.
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg does.
Speaker 4: He's got those shower shoes, isn't it an awful shiny
Speaker 4: sort of track soup pants? Look so cheap. Looks like
Speaker 4: he's broke, but he's not. He's Mark Zuckerberg. He's has
Speaker 4: been there.
Speaker 1: Same went on to Harry Margo.
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Speaker 4: We call your emails late to the party late. So
Speaker 4: your emails we love getting them and they can be
Speaker 4: about you know anything.
Speaker 1: We talked about the show yesterday.
Speaker 4: An you're too busy too give us a call or
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Speaker 4: who got an email over the weekend, a really really
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Speaker 4: and think of my wife hasn't got a sty in
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Speaker 4: First of all, yesterday's show we were talking about camping legends,
Speaker 4: like I said earlier, and the headline for this email
Speaker 4: camping in nineteen seventies style, because nowadays you can get
Speaker 4: all this amazing gear now. Yeah, Christian talking about camping
Speaker 4: on the show yesterday, I was striving to work. Back
Speaker 4: in the seventies, we used to go camping in a
Speaker 4: very different time. We had this big, old style canvas tent,
Speaker 4: none of this one hundred percent waterproof one eesta. After
Speaker 4: getting settled in a really cheap basic caravan park, it
Speaker 4: was time for bed for us kids. There was a heavy,
Speaker 4: heavy pita pattern on the roof and it started to
Speaker 4: pour with only sea grass matting. My dad realized he
Speaker 4: didn't he hadn't dug a small sort of trench around
Speaker 4: the tent. I didn't know you had to do that.
Speaker 4: I didn't know the water to run into like a moat.
Speaker 5: No, not at that keeps people away, a drainage, a
Speaker 5: drainage system.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 4: He hadn't dug one. I didn't know who even had.
Speaker 4: It's news to all of us, isn't it. This is
Speaker 4: breaking news to me? Put it in the newspads. Anyway,
Speaker 4: It started to pour down and this tent was not
Speaker 4: one hundred percent waterproof. It was canvas, and so the
Speaker 4: only thing he had ready to try and dig a
Speaker 4: small trench around the tent stop us getting water logged
Speaker 4: was a tablespoon.
Speaker 1: So my dad had to go out midnight.
Speaker 4: It's like as it used to make them do this
Speaker 4: in Japan and the prison camps over there, you build trench.
Speaker 1: He had to get out.
Speaker 4: There with that tablespoon taking the ground, was getting soaked
Speaker 4: and yelling at us, don't touch the sides. There's nothing
Speaker 4: better than dad yelling, doing it and hearing it. It's
Speaker 4: always funny for years later, the echo of the things
Speaker 4: that your dad would randomly yell.
Speaker 1: I remember yelling once.
Speaker 4: We were just going around around a really big roundabout
Speaker 4: that had like eight lanes coming off it, and suddenly
Speaker 4: my youngest daughter, Lowis, she must have been three, and
Speaker 4: she was strapped into a car seat behind me. Suddenly,
Speaker 4: right as coming into the car, She's only opened the door,
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, why what's it?
Speaker 4: Literally, shut the door, shut the door, What do you doing?
Speaker 1: Why are you doing it?
Speaker 4: As we're going around the roundabout with a door open,
Speaker 4: and I just heard her going.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what would happen.
Speaker 4: Shut the do you never shut the door on a
Speaker 4: moving car?
Speaker 1: That's what I yelled anyway back to don't touch the
Speaker 1: sides Christian.
Speaker 4: He didn't find it funny then, but I find it very,
Speaker 4: very funny now, and it's a long way since the
Speaker 4: nineteen seventies.
Speaker 1: Really loved the show. Morn. Thank you, Angrew. That's great.
Speaker 5: I want to know if his dad made it him
Speaker 5: all night.
Speaker 4: With a spoon, furrowing bits of the ground. What you're
Speaker 4: being rained on Andrew. That's a great email. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for that. This one comes all the way
Speaker 4: from Scotland. Since Jack announced it he's watching one classic
Speaker 4: movie every week for the next year. We get so
Speaker 4: many emails now pout people talking about the ones he've seen.
Speaker 4: Yesterday you heard his review raving ten out of ten
Speaker 4: about the classic Twelve Angry Men, which I'm going to
Speaker 4: watch again this weekend. Craig is curious about what you're
Speaker 4: going to do this weekend and he wants to put
Speaker 4: in an early request. You've done good Feeders, You've done
Speaker 4: Twelve Angry Men. He says that you need to tick
Speaker 4: off this weekend. Can he suggest a classic comedy movie?
Speaker 4: That you haven't seen yet.
Speaker 5: Great point, great point. I'll tell you what I put
Speaker 5: on there, recommended by you Planes, trains and automobiles, which
Speaker 5: I've never seen.
Speaker 4: Great movie. Great movie, I don't think is the right
Speaker 4: one for this week?
Speaker 5: You got a classic?
Speaker 1: No, it is Steve Martin, John Candy. Great.
Speaker 4: That isn't one to watch at Christmas time? Do you
Speaker 4: not think Pats?
Speaker 6: No? No, I think it's a year rounder.
Speaker 1: But now and trying to get home for Christmas.
Speaker 5: It's cold here, now, come on, that's not it's slightly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say, right, if called in now, then
Speaker 4: what what would you say? The top three comedy movies? Okay,
Speaker 4: let's focus it down. Comedy movies.
Speaker 1: Jack's probably seen a few of them. You've seen most.
Speaker 5: I've seen more recent ones. Nine Have you seen.
Speaker 1: Any of Eddie Murphy's comedies, the stand up specials? No?
Speaker 1: The movies.
Speaker 5: I think I've seen Trading Places.
Speaker 1: That's going down, Akroyd.
Speaker 4: All right, if you have, you'll know this classic line
Speaker 4: quick impression karate man brews, I'm inside.
Speaker 5: I guess I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: Okay, calling now, then?
Speaker 1: What classic comedy should you still haven't seen? You?
Speaker 4: Nine?
Speaker 1: One O four three. What classic comedy should you see
Speaker 1: this weekend?
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Speaker 4: Think about the comedy movies that you love that you'd
Speaker 4: like to see again. There are some that stay with you,
Speaker 4: those those favorite scenes spawning in your mind's eye. Jack
Speaker 4: needs a classic comedy movie to watch this weekend. He's
Speaker 4: committed to watching a great movie every week over the
Speaker 4: next year to kind of, I guess, complete your movie education, just.
Speaker 5: To catch up to you. Guys. I feel like you
Speaker 5: know all the movies. So I'm doing fifty two classic movies,
Speaker 5: one a week for the next year.
Speaker 4: And he really has tits or two classics this weekend,
Speaker 4: just done Twelve Angry Men from the fifties, which is
Speaker 4: a great movie. Before that the awesome Good Fellas. Now
Speaker 4: this weekend, someone suggests you turn your mind to comedy.
Speaker 4: But it's so hard to pick. What's a great comedy
Speaker 4: that you'd recommend to someone, which you think they'd love.
Speaker 4: Let's go to the lines right now, PASSI what would
Speaker 4: you say? What's one of your favorite comedy anything?
Speaker 6: Will Ferrell?
Speaker 7: When I think favorite comedies, I always think of one
Speaker 7: line as your repeat, but I reckon Step Brothers.
Speaker 6: Have you seen that?
Speaker 5: I love it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great movie.
Speaker 6: So funny.
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell hands down funniest man on the planet right him?
Speaker 1: And who knew that?
Speaker 4: John c Ronnie is a serious dramatic dramatic act Gangs
Speaker 4: in New York is a great actor. But those two
Speaker 4: together are amazing. I even took the kids to see
Speaker 4: the Homes and Watson movie they did last year. They've
Speaker 4: got panned, but I howd would laughter and so the
Speaker 4: kids throughout it. I watched it again when it came
Speaker 4: out on iTunes as well. I'll watch anything. Those two
Speaker 4: step brothers, though, is so good. There's this do you
Speaker 4: do the bit in it as well where they do
Speaker 4: the classical song together? Yes, that always makes me cry
Speaker 4: when I watched it, really yeah, because I get it
Speaker 4: means so much to them and they're not doing it
Speaker 4: for laugh they do it. They take it to Yes,
Speaker 4: makes it. It always catched me up by surprise. All right,
Speaker 4: So Jack seeing that one?
Speaker 1: What else, Sue? What do you think?
Speaker 8: I think one of my favorite classics is here No Evil?
Speaker 8: See No Evil You Can't Go On?
Speaker 9: Probably an eighties movie.
Speaker 1: Ye, and it's got.
Speaker 9: Richard Pryor and Jane Wilder in it, and it's I'm
Speaker 9: just sitting here grinning and thinking about it. It's all
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 5: The concept. So one of them is blinding, one of
Speaker 5: them's death, that is, and they help each other get around, Yeah,
Speaker 5: they do.
Speaker 4: And also you got that Gene Wilder won the greatest
Speaker 4: sort of actors ever and Richard Bryor won the Funniest
Speaker 4: Men on the planet, the greatest stand ups, and they
Speaker 4: were mushed together to make movies. They also did one
Speaker 4: that was a crack addict. Gean Wilder was like this
Speaker 4: pure kind of you know, joyous man or the crazy comedian,
Speaker 4: you know. And they literally were just thrown together to
Speaker 4: make movies like an arrange marriage. But they made some
Speaker 4: great movies. He know, Evil see now. Even it's very
Speaker 4: very funny, isn't it. There's so many great scenes in it.
Speaker 4: What's the other stir crazy? Have you seen that one?
Speaker 1: Sue?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm an eighties girl, you know,
Speaker 9: so yeah, I've seen all those funny movies from those guys.
Speaker 9: It's yeah, they're just amazing.
Speaker 1: I think he know, Evil seen her. It was probably
Speaker 1: the funniest one they did. Together.
Speaker 10: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5: It's on the short list things.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's a great one. Thanks a lot, mate,
Speaker 4: have a good day.
Speaker 9: Thank you you too, bye.
Speaker 1: Tom, Good morning, Tommy boy.
Speaker 5: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4: All right, welcome to the show. What movies should Jack
Speaker 4: take in? This weekend? Bernie Weekend of Bernie classic eighties movie.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen it? Well, I'm Tom. Is it actually?
Speaker 5: Is it really funny or is it just a funny
Speaker 5: concept that people reference a lot.
Speaker 1: It's actually hilarious.
Speaker 5: I absolutely love them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, Tom, when was the last time you saw it?
Speaker 1: Because I like you?
Speaker 4: I love this movie and it's one of those movies
Speaker 4: you reference a lot, don't you like you? You find
Speaker 4: yourself saying to be mane. This is a bit like
Speaker 4: Weekend at Bernie's. It lives in popular culture. We say
Speaker 4: it so much. But when was the last time you
Speaker 4: saw it?
Speaker 1: Tom?
Speaker 5: I have to say maybe two years ago?
Speaker 1: And has it aged? Well? Oh yeah, very well, granking
Speaker 1: great news.
Speaker 4: All right, Weekend at Bernie's. We'll aut that, Tom. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. Bret, good morning.
Speaker 9: Hi Jack. You should be showing these first one Uncle
Speaker 9: back great movie. One you know evil, so you no evil?
Speaker 9: And the third one hot Dog, which is an old
Speaker 9: snow skiing comedy.
Speaker 5: I never heard of hot dough and I haven't even
Speaker 5: heard of the phrase an old snow skiing comedy, no genre.
Speaker 5: I remember as a kid going to Blockbuster, rushing to
Speaker 5: the snow.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're out of them all? Jumping
Speaker 1: online right now?
Speaker 4: It's the back of the video.
Speaker 9: But it is a very funny one. I have no idea,
Speaker 9: but the thing is, yeah, it's said in the American
Speaker 9: snow country and it's a steam competition and it's like
Speaker 9: a poor American against the best German an Austrian team.
Speaker 1: I've just found it.
Speaker 4: Okay, yep, hot Dog the movie, that's correct.
Speaker 5: Patrick Howser, Tracy N Smith, and John Patrick Redger.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I'm going to have to dig this out now to
Speaker 4: get across this hot Dog?
Speaker 9: But what did you have for breakfast? I had sunny side.
Speaker 9: I had sunny chide. Damn, I had sunny chide all
Speaker 9: the way around.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 4: None of us know the scene, but I can only
Speaker 4: guess that you've done it.
Speaker 5: Well, there's at least one more person out there.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, like a dog. We're sell going off right now.
Speaker 4: Has any let's try this. Has anyone else other than
Speaker 4: dear Brett here seen hot Dog the movie from nineteen
Speaker 4: eighty four? The genre they have at listed here is
Speaker 4: sporteen ski. What a hybrid, Brett. That's brilliant. We're gonna
Speaker 4: send you a prize Brett for that one.
Speaker 9: No worries, thank you, seriously.
Speaker 1: Has anyone else ever heard of it?
Speaker 4: Doesn't even know that scene hot Dog the movie ninety
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Speaker 4: We're talking about classic comedy movies. We're looking for your
Speaker 4: recommendations for a young Jack Post to watch this weekend.
Speaker 4: Pass You've seen the movie great movie Billy Crystal. I
Speaker 4: love Billy Crystal, and he did a movie called Cities.
Speaker 6: Oh it's hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's a really funny movie. It's got a real heart
Speaker 4: to as well. Have you've seen that.
Speaker 5: I've sen that. I've seen both years too.
Speaker 4: The first one is a really charismatic comedy. My favorite
Speaker 4: scene in that movie is when the three of them
Speaker 4: are on horseback and they're talking about they each there's
Speaker 4: three of them in the movie and they're talking about
Speaker 4: the best and worst day of their life. And they
Speaker 4: go down to last person to speak to. It's Bruno Kirby.
Speaker 4: He was a great actor. Never got to be a
Speaker 4: front and center actor, but still a really great actor.
Speaker 4: And they say, what was the what was the best
Speaker 4: day of your life? And he starts talking about, Oh,
Speaker 4: I stood up to my dad. He was cheating my
Speaker 4: mum and I was fourteen and he went to hit
Speaker 4: me and I didn't flinch and he walked out from
Speaker 4: that downwards.
Speaker 1: I took on.
Speaker 4: I took care of my mom and my sisters, and
Speaker 4: they go what was the worst day? He goes that
Speaker 4: same day. It's such an amazing scene in the comedy,
Speaker 4: how you can have the best in the West and
Speaker 4: the worst day as well in one moment. I love
Speaker 4: that movie. So you've seen that. That's good.
Speaker 1: You've seen a lot of movies.
Speaker 5: Yeah. The part I remember it is the guy who
Speaker 5: gets a bit by a snake and Jack Palance.
Speaker 1: Is in it. It's the guy trained them, isn't it kill? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's it curly Yeah, great movie? That all right?
Speaker 4: Now, Well, we've had a recommendation of a movie that
Speaker 4: none of us on the show have seeing. Me and
Speaker 4: Jack Abaks or heard of called hot Dog and the
Speaker 4: Last Caller, and not only was recommended so much, he
Speaker 4: acted out of scene for us as well. And I've
Speaker 4: just had a quick look on line. It splits the
Speaker 4: audience right down the middle, different time and place. I
Speaker 4: think this movie, However, there are people calling and who's
Speaker 4: seen Hot Dog? The movie from nineteen eighty four. It's
Speaker 4: not even the top one hundred eighties movies. Jason, have
Speaker 4: you seen it?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 12: I have, Christian, Yes, Brett thirty years ago.
Speaker 10: I reckon it could even be a little bit longer.
Speaker 1: Is that any good?
Speaker 12: It is absolutely fantastic. Actually, I haven't actually thought about
Speaker 12: that movie since I heard.
Speaker 1: The Last Caller?
Speaker 5: So do you remember the line that did that bring
Speaker 5: back a good memory for you?
Speaker 12: It actually does, And I reckon that's he's the favorite
Speaker 12: part of the movie for me. He actually says, not
Speaker 12: kiss me, he sunny, so I will kiss me on
Speaker 12: this side and kiss me on that side. But he
Speaker 12: said instead of kiss me all over, he actually says
Speaker 12: kiss me right.
Speaker 5: In the middle. Maybe you had to be there.
Speaker 12: You'll actually you'll actually get it when you watch the movie,
Speaker 12: and I absolutely recommend it. You'll actually have you'll be
Speaker 12: in a theory.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I'm actually going to have to start to watch it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I go all the way through
Speaker 4: this weekend. So at the moment, I've got twelve angry
Speaker 4: men into Hot Dog from I'll let you know what
Speaker 4: to make of it. Jason, thanksgiving us a corm I
Speaker 4: have a good day you too. All right, there's someone
Speaker 4: else who've seen Hot Dog the movie, Andrew. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Andrew Christian.
Speaker 10: How are you this morning?
Speaker 1: I'm good, but I hope you are as well. Hot
Speaker 1: Dog the movie talk to me.
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you, don't bother.
Speaker 13: That's what ninety to one hundred and twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Of your life you'll never get back.
Speaker 13: I would strongly.
Speaker 10: Recommend watching Attack as a killer Tomatoes.
Speaker 1: That is a great movie. Actually, yeah, all right, Andrew,
Speaker 1: thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Have a good day.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: If you've got any more recommendations, let us know.
Speaker 2: The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 2: four point three.
Speaker 4: It's a busy show today. We've got a fire to
Speaker 4: but Tuesday coming up. About twenty minutes before that, we
Speaker 4: need to talk about the Mattress Race.
Speaker 1: It's happening. That's a good thing.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I was saying how over the weekend unpacking very
Speaker 4: exciting for us as a family, moved into our first
Speaker 4: actual proper home that we now own here in Melbourne Set.
Speaker 4: It's been a great couple of days, really exciting. But
Speaker 4: as part of moving, you know, it's something moving, it's
Speaker 4: hard work. Boxes everywhere. But the worst thing to move
Speaker 4: over the weekend was lugging a big queen mattress up
Speaker 4: the stairs by myself. But I did it, and I
Speaker 4: was thinking, how far do you think someone could drag
Speaker 4: one of these annoying things? The worst thing to try
Speaker 4: and move the mattress yesterday were a lot of calls
Speaker 4: from people because you're Australian and everything's a game and
Speaker 4: everything's a competition to win. The only country where you
Speaker 4: could say, in the middle of a breakfast show, hey,
Speaker 4: how far do you think you could drag a mattress
Speaker 4: from this radio station? Ten lines jam for half an hour?
Speaker 4: People actually going three k who could put a distance
Speaker 4: on it? Three k so reconds you get from Richmond
Speaker 4: to Saint Kilda.
Speaker 1: So it's happening.
Speaker 4: Next week we would have two mattresses we'll be looking
Speaker 4: for two teams, two people in each team. How far
Speaker 4: can you get a mattress? And we're now saying two hours, yep,
Speaker 4: seven till nine?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know that meeting we had yourself.
Speaker 4: Well you left it suddenly because you actually go to
Speaker 4: the gym. And that's the stuff that's going to get
Speaker 4: us to number one, that commitment.
Speaker 5: There's too much red tape and yes meaning too much
Speaker 5: logistic the bos.
Speaker 4: You know, she's been speaking to the insurance company. Seriously,
Speaker 4: we have to have this insured in case one of
Speaker 4: you flattens a small member of the public with a
Speaker 4: mattress and they're trapped in there for life. They have
Speaker 4: to live in the mattress. So we have not an
Speaker 4: insurance company and now signed off.
Speaker 5: On this is Honestly, there was a conversation about what
Speaker 5: if they run over somebody with a mattress, what are
Speaker 5: they doing? How fast do you think they're going. They're
Speaker 5: going to be going slower than everybody else.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Now the world were working now with lawyers and stuff,
Speaker 4: and the lawyers have got involved, insurance companies got involved.
Speaker 4: Is definitely happening next week. Okay, However, there's a lot
Speaker 4: now on the t's and c's. We all got sent
Speaker 4: a big email yesterday even at six o'clock and it
Speaker 4: was bullet points from the boss age of allegible competitors
Speaker 4: eighteen to sixty five arrival.
Speaker 1: You can they come up with this. There's probably some
Speaker 1: really ripped seventy year olds out there that can do this.
Speaker 4: Arrival at station six am, briefing and stretching six point
Speaker 4: fifteen to six forty five. What is this so formula one?
Speaker 4: Is it the Melbourne Grand brief briefing, there's the mattress,
Speaker 4: get it as far as you can, there's the funk door.
Speaker 4: You go at seven o'clock briefing and stretching six point
Speaker 4: fifteen to six forty five. Then get this race start
Speaker 4: depart station seven am.
Speaker 1: Brackets staggered start.
Speaker 4: The insurance company were really worried that actually two teams
Speaker 4: of two people leaving at the same time could fall
Speaker 4: into each other and somehow blow each other up. So
Speaker 4: now there must be like com pole position to know
Speaker 4: how we're going to work this out. There will be
Speaker 4: a staggered.
Speaker 5: Start with a slide advantageer don't know.
Speaker 4: Race ends nine am. Competitors must wear provided uniform and
Speaker 4: safety clive all times during the competition, high visibility T shirt,
Speaker 4: slash vest, head torch, gloves and my favorite one closed
Speaker 4: footwear gloves.
Speaker 5: I didn't, I didn't. I skipped over that me too,
Speaker 5: Gloves that will make it more annoying to carry.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about the gloves.
Speaker 4: Also, competitors are required to take a manatary rest period
Speaker 4: of five minutes during the race, as determined by Gold
Speaker 4: one oh four point three. Who is Gold one oh
Speaker 4: four point three? Is it me?
Speaker 1: In this case? Are they going to go?
Speaker 9: Please?
Speaker 1: Mister Christian? Can we have a break?
Speaker 4: No? Plus, it says here the mattress cannot be dragged
Speaker 4: on the ground to transport it.
Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah? That changes everything.
Speaker 4: I didn't I was in the whole meeting. I don
Speaker 4: remember signing off on that. I think you can drag
Speaker 4: it for a bit like you would do if you're
Speaker 4: moving it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and can you set it down at least that
Speaker 5: will really change the outcome.
Speaker 1: You can't carry it the whole time?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Nice?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not though, But I just does this
Speaker 1: work in legal documents? If you cross it out? Does
Speaker 1: that mean it doesn't matter anymore? You can't. You can
Speaker 1: drag it.
Speaker 5: And what's the mandatory break as well? Sure we should
Speaker 5: say if you want to take a break, you can,
Speaker 5: But you don't see people during the marathon at the Olympics.
Speaker 5: Go all right, everybody for three you can hear the
Speaker 5: boss's voice.
Speaker 14: Now trained athletes, you don't know who you're going to
Speaker 14: get on and some crazy I've heard some of the
Speaker 14: callers in the sixth hour, you know, some toothless colinwood
Speaker 14: fan coming in and doing it and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Anyway, so there's a lot to get through at the moment.
Speaker 4: The situation is that we need help with the mattresses. Yep,
Speaker 4: I guess if you're a mattress provider, it probably isn't
Speaker 4: the best thing in the world to hear that. We're
Speaker 4: quite happy for you to drag it through the streets
Speaker 4: of Melbourne for two hours.
Speaker 1: We've heard this Snooze formerly Captain.
Speaker 5: Snooze, Rest in peace the Captain.
Speaker 1: I saw him yesterday, homeless, just walking the streets, eating
Speaker 1: out on a bin.
Speaker 4: Poor gone and so anyway, Snooze formally artists formally known
Speaker 4: as Captain Snooze.
Speaker 1: They're interested and are thinking about it today.
Speaker 5: I thought the official term was they're interested in thinking
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 4: Anyone says I'm interested in thinking about that, let me
Speaker 4: just my diary. I've got half an hour free tomorrow
Speaker 4: between three and three thirty to have a think about
Speaker 4: thinking about that. Then I've heard they're interested about it.
Speaker 4: They're interested in it, and they're thinking about it.
Speaker 5: All right, But now that you've called their former mascot homeless.
Speaker 4: No, I was just celebrating the great the life in
Speaker 4: Times of the Great Captain Snooze. Can I just say
Speaker 4: I want to attract to everything I just said about
Speaker 4: the captain is fine, He's absolutely fine. If kids are
Speaker 4: listened to this, I think your mommy mummy, is Captain
Speaker 4: formul a snooze.
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 4: He's asleep eternally on a beautiful snooze mattress.
Speaker 1: So he died, I know. Oh my god, I'm not
Speaker 1: helping at all this, And.
Speaker 4: Stop talking now, Snooze, stop thinking about it, tom On, bore,
Speaker 4: come on otherwise.
Speaker 1: I'm going to speak to the captain directly about this.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 4: So here's where we are with the mattress race that
Speaker 4: we are going to be hosted next week to see
Speaker 4: how far you can drag a mattress from where we
Speaker 4: are in Richmond in two hours, one hundred and twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: There'll be two.
Speaker 4: Teams, two people in each team at the moment. Here's
Speaker 4: what we need we need do need help? Also getting
Speaker 4: the show name the logo on a mattress?
Speaker 1: Can he do that?
Speaker 5: I guess you could spray paint it, but they would
Speaker 5: look a bit cheap. Yeah, yeah, we need a spot
Speaker 5: signage company.
Speaker 1: Again, how do they put stuff on a T shirt
Speaker 1: or a scarf?
Speaker 6: Screen screen printer?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How big at the screen printers? But what about like
Speaker 4: the Cheers squad who puts all that together? The big
Speaker 4: banner that they run.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the crepe paper stuff, Yeah, Cheers squad.
Speaker 1: So how would they get that printed on that flimsy thing?
Speaker 5: I guess they cut cut out the letters and then
Speaker 5: tape it on.
Speaker 1: Can they Can those people talk to the mattress?
Speaker 5: But then you got they'll be falling off during the
Speaker 5: morning and it will be like the Chris j O'Connell.
Speaker 4: We can't see a Chris Staine or something like that,
Speaker 4: or Christ the Christ Show. Gold one if they might
Speaker 4: get a lot of followers. Actually he did, he still
Speaker 4: does all over the world, so maybe it boost ratings.
Speaker 4: Who listens to the Morning Christ he does a breakfast show.
Speaker 4: Now it's a second coming. So well, here's the other
Speaker 4: stuff we need as well to do this well, we
Speaker 4: need extra bodies to help us film all because there's
Speaker 4: a lot of you know, we are a small team.
Speaker 4: Like Fox, they have one hundred and sixty two people
Speaker 4: working on that show. Eddie has fifty seven people inside
Speaker 4: his head operating him, telling him what to say, writing
Speaker 4: his scripts and stuff like that. We have a very
Speaker 4: still get it wrong sometimes exactly a lot of bugs
Speaker 4: in that program that need dining out. We have a
Speaker 4: very small team here. And in the meeting yesterday, we
Speaker 4: have Tommy who does all our film and he works
Speaker 4: really hard. However, he had some kind of mountdown in
Speaker 4: that meeting because obviously what I want is I want
Speaker 4: drone shots of the two different teams, but there's only
Speaker 4: one Tommy, and he was like getting obviously upset. He
Speaker 4: wants to do it well, he cares about filming it well.
Speaker 4: And also he started telling about stuff I don't like
Speaker 4: to hear about near about which is the law. He said,
Speaker 4: you can't film. You can't just fly a drone over
Speaker 4: the streets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, you can't. A drone can't fly over
Speaker 5: somebody's backyard unless you say, if you want to fly
Speaker 5: over someone's backyard.
Speaker 4: We're not telling them to start dragging the mattress through
Speaker 4: people's backyard.
Speaker 5: Even drones in the sky and it can see in
Speaker 5: the corner of a tie of someone's backyard, you go
Speaker 5: to jail.
Speaker 4: What about if okay, what about we need some more
Speaker 4: Do we need to make some people to help film this.
Speaker 5: I think people who I don't care about that law, come.
Speaker 1: We don't want Tommy or anyone going to prison.
Speaker 5: I've never heard that law.
Speaker 4: We also do you know, sometimes like when they're filming
Speaker 4: like marathons or any things like that, they're running through
Speaker 4: the street, they have like a camera operate on the
Speaker 4: back of a motorbike.
Speaker 1: Don't that be cool?
Speaker 4: There must be some people who are a bit bored
Speaker 4: during the week or in the morning that can come
Speaker 4: out that do that for a living.
Speaker 5: But think of how slow our competitors are going to be.
Speaker 4: The motorbike is going to spend most of his time
Speaker 4: just pulled over Lean over on it stands, but if
Speaker 4: anyone can help ust with this, We're still looking for
Speaker 4: competitors who are crazy enough to actually take this challenge
Speaker 4: that are on. Anyone can help with the logo filming
Speaker 4: and who do sports filming in the back of a
Speaker 4: motorbike called the Show of that Shoe.
Speaker 1: No, oh, I'm paramedics. Do you know? Apparently each team
Speaker 1: has to have paramedic backup.
Speaker 5: What following the whole way? Yes, it's gonna be an
Speaker 5: entourage France.
Speaker 4: You're going to see a mattress and then sixty two
Speaker 4: people behind paramedics with IV drips, crash carts, everything nine
Speaker 4: one O four three.
Speaker 1: Of course we need a helicopter shot as well of
Speaker 1: this too.
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Speaker 4: it with your stories. On nine four one four one
Speaker 4: oh four three. Eldest door to the teenager is currently
Speaker 4: on a school camp. She is in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 4: All I know is we dropped her off at the
Speaker 4: airport with some of her year and she had like
Speaker 4: a thirty kilo big old backpack. They land in Sydney.
Speaker 4: They were driven three hours out of Sydney. It's so remote.
Speaker 4: We've got a call. She's been gone a week. I've
Speaker 4: missed her so much, barely a day's gone by. I
Speaker 4: haven't cried that she's gone. I tell her, who does
Speaker 4: not feel out that her younger sister. I've never seen
Speaker 4: that kid so happy. That's actually is scary. Do you
Speaker 4: think she'd been that if I died?
Speaker 6: Oh, like that's normal, Chris sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 4: I think she's just she keeps saying it's so great,
Speaker 4: just being an only child. That's who keeps saying to me.
Speaker 4: So yeah, she comes back Thursday. Thursday night is Christmas Day.
Speaker 1: For me.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to get a bat and what's the
Speaker 4: I don't know how she's getting on. All we got
Speaker 4: is a phone call from one of the camp leaders
Speaker 4: last Thursday afternoon going, oh hi, mister O'Connell, you know't
Speaker 4: on th is so and so from the camp your
Speaker 4: daughters can't is hurt her arm And she was on
Speaker 4: the third day of this trek their truck. It sounds amazing, right,
Speaker 4: it must beautiful what they're seeing, but they are trekking
Speaker 4: eighteen kilometers a day with the backpack on. Oh gosh,
Speaker 4: I don't know whether she's joined the special services at see.
Speaker 1: I mean I'd be exhausted with great backpack on.
Speaker 5: Our school cameras. Two nights that's it.
Speaker 4: Now they do five days, eighteen ks a day trekking.
Speaker 4: Then they move somewhere else and then they do kayaking
Speaker 4: for four days like twenty ks a day. So it's amazing,
Speaker 4: but it's full of right. So we just get a
Speaker 4: phone call going, she can't move her right arm. We're
Speaker 4: just going to go and take her to a hospital.
Speaker 4: Three hours drive to hospital in Newcastle. We then get
Speaker 4: a phone call there and you know, Ruby's saying, look,
Speaker 4: I'm in a lot of pain, but I want to
Speaker 4: carry on, and we're like great. You can tell that
Speaker 4: she's obviously very emotional about speaking to us. It was
Speaker 4: like one of the worst phone calls. But now there's
Speaker 4: radio sciences.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 4: They're not an intentive phones, which I think is brilliant
Speaker 4: for them because otherwise, because you haven't got phones, they're
Speaker 4: to text mom and dad to see you go, and
Speaker 4: you lose a bit of the umbilical coordinate. Although it's
Speaker 4: hard for us, I'm guessing it a bit at times,
Speaker 4: hard for her as well. It must be amazing because
Speaker 4: you've got to dig deep and you got look around
Speaker 4: and get on with the people. Some of them are
Speaker 4: not going to get on well with something, and they're
Speaker 4: in a tent as well. So anyway she gets back,
Speaker 4: she gets back to Thursday. I don't know what she's
Speaker 4: been up to, how she's getting on.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. These camps she going are extreme.
Speaker 7: I'm not looking forward to that. Audie goes on her
Speaker 7: first one at the end of the year. Be like
Speaker 7: a cat on a hot tin roof.
Speaker 1: How long is she go away for?
Speaker 6: It's just one night? Because they're only great to.
Speaker 4: Do it. I keep going into her bedroom picking up stuff.
Speaker 4: She's gone for ever. She's back Thursday.
Speaker 5: My school camp was. Honestly, all I remember doing was
Speaker 5: playing with that giant chess. You know how they got
Speaker 5: those giant I was doing kayaking. I wasn't doing these
Speaker 5: five day hikes anything like that.
Speaker 4: But were you one of those kids?
Speaker 5: That's what everybody else goes to, the real activity, giant chess.
Speaker 4: All right, So school camp stories, okay, it's a big
Speaker 4: part of Australian outdoor life. School camp stories. I'm looking
Speaker 4: forward to hearing them. Gifts the of backfired. Have you
Speaker 4: got any stories about gifts that have backfired? I remember
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago when my mom and dad
Speaker 4: were still married before they separated. Maybe this separated them.
Speaker 4: I thought it'd be really nice to get them right.
Speaker 4: They're saying how they want us to eat more healthy food,
Speaker 4: So I thought I'd organize for them to get a
Speaker 4: monthly delivery to their doorstep a box of fresh organic
Speaker 4: fruit and vege.
Speaker 6: Nice.
Speaker 4: Two months in, my dad rings me, right, hey, hard
Speaker 4: to please man, some please counsel the order. Oh, all right,
Speaker 4: gone that it's a gift for the year. It's too
Speaker 4: much fruit and vege. We can't get through it. Please
Speaker 4: make it stop. There's too much. It's stop piled Now
Speaker 4: the fridge. We can't open the fridge. We go, we
Speaker 4: go in the cupboard. They're flipping fruit and vetch everywhere.
Speaker 4: There's a knock at the door. It's another son. Cancel
Speaker 4: the gift. Had to ring them cancel the so gifts
Speaker 4: that have backfired that basically didn't go down well where
Speaker 4: I'm wanted. Have you ever suffered a huge loss? Rio
Speaker 4: who works on the show, he plays for a footy team.
Speaker 4: His team won the other weekend one hundred and ninety
Speaker 4: six to six.
Speaker 1: Who were they playing?
Speaker 4: That's a big different Come on, come on, you bunnies,
Speaker 4: one hundred and ninety six to six. I mean they
Speaker 4: were playing the DS. So your story's about huge losses.
Speaker 4: How did you get a black eye? There are many
Speaker 4: many ways to get a black eye. I'm looking for
Speaker 4: your stories about where in unusual ways that you've got
Speaker 4: a black eye.
Speaker 1: And yesterday we had some great calls.
Speaker 4: When we're talking about camping legends, A lot of them
Speaker 4: involved these weird and wonderful inventions and my guy, the
Speaker 4: fixes that dads had done some to better success than others.
Speaker 4: But your dad inventions. Maybe your dad did it for
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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: All right, let's take some stories. Now, let's go to Cat.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good.
Speaker 12: Morning, Christian team.
Speaker 5: How's it going.
Speaker 4: We're going well. I hope you're well as well this morning.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show Cat. What have you got for us?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 10: How I got a black eye? I am a rather
Speaker 10: big nerd and thought that I view an excellent mother
Speaker 10: and introduced my children to the world of Star Wars.
Speaker 10: And they must have been about two and four, and
Speaker 10: I gave them my combat ready lightsabers, so they're the
Speaker 10: really expensive ones you can properly fight with. And I
Speaker 10: know those great black guy on May the four of Nowhere.
Speaker 4: That's amazing Star Wars. You've got a black eye from
Speaker 4: the young Jedies. The force is strong in those kids,
Speaker 4: especially that two year old, strong enough to aim And
Speaker 4: did you have a proper the classic shiner where it's
Speaker 4: like a traffic light. It changes colors every couple of days,
Speaker 4: and oh it was gorgeous.
Speaker 10: I'm sure I Facebook prolo at it for day Cat.
Speaker 4: That's a great story. Thank you very much for calling
Speaker 4: us up and share it with us week. I have
Speaker 4: a good day, you do, all right, Lisa, Good morning?
Speaker 4: Here we go, Lisa. Yes, yes, Lisa, welcome to five
Speaker 4: TOI a Tuesday. Which one is calling it.
Speaker 13: About school camp?
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, what's your story about school camp?
Speaker 13: I was on school camp in year tens that was
Speaker 13: Central Australia coop of pet One of my friends got
Speaker 13: stuck in one of the underground toilets, so she was
Speaker 13: hysterical and she's like, please, can you come in here
Speaker 13: and help me? So I've gone to go under the
Speaker 13: door and I was a little bit chubbier and I
Speaker 13: got stuck under the door. So for me to get out,
Speaker 13: I had to have a teacher on one leg a
Speaker 13: teacher on the other leg pulling me well while my
Speaker 13: friend was pushing my head get me under the door.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 4: There's a separate phone. And you went to help somebody
Speaker 4: else and then you needed help as well. That is incredible.
Speaker 13: The funniest thing about it is the fact that she'd
Speaker 13: only just forgotten to turn the notch that flight there.
Speaker 4: Now it's more effort getting you out about it.
Speaker 13: It's the second funniest thing about it. She was like
Speaker 13: really skinny, so she could have just slid under the
Speaker 13: door herself.
Speaker 4: Lisa, thank you very much for calling him. Separate prize
Speaker 4: this morning. If you can tell us what was going
Speaker 4: on the background of Lisa's calls. A carnival band getting ready.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three midway through halftime or five topic Tuesday Topics Today,
Speaker 4: best story we get between now and eight thirty Elton
Speaker 4: John tickets, go and see him a day on the Green.
Speaker 4: We're looking for your stories about dad's inventions. How did
Speaker 4: you get a black eye? Got great story just for
Speaker 4: the Airport News about mum and a lightsaber. Huge losses
Speaker 4: you've suffered after Rio who works on the show his
Speaker 4: footy team.
Speaker 1: Shame on them.
Speaker 4: Happy to happy to let a game carry on to
Speaker 4: one hundred and ninety six to six.
Speaker 5: I was part of it.
Speaker 4: You're playing cricket, but you're playing footing. When is enough enough.
Speaker 5: I played on a basketball team that lost one hundred
Speaker 5: and ten to nil. Nice. Yeah, and they were by
Speaker 5: the end of it. They were playing like the Globe
Speaker 5: Trotts allies and stuff. I was only I was. I
Speaker 5: got a foul and went to the line, so you
Speaker 5: got two free throws and missed them both. It was
Speaker 5: our best chance for.
Speaker 1: All right, So we're looking a huge loss.
Speaker 4: There's stories about gifts that you gave that backfired and
Speaker 4: school camp stories nine four.
Speaker 1: One four, one oh four three many Good morning.
Speaker 11: Hi Christian, good morning. How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm great, And Demiani, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Which one he calling in about gifts for the backside?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, off you go.
Speaker 11: So we're on summer holidays and my mum's got five
Speaker 11: kids in the back of the van and she'd been
Speaker 11: lovely enough to take us down the shops to get
Speaker 11: some presents and things. So while she was driving, we
Speaker 11: were all sniggling in the back and thought we'd give
Speaker 11: her a present for taking us down to the shops,
Speaker 11: and we gave her one of those warhead lollies back
Speaker 11: in the day that were a big thing, and they
Speaker 11: were either very very hot or very very sour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, either way, horrible experience and not what you want
Speaker 4: to be given as a so called gift.
Speaker 1: Why are you driving?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 11: And we were just sniggling and she thought it was
Speaker 11: so lovely and we told her we had this lemon
Speaker 11: walk this lemon lolly for her because she loved Lolly's. Anyway,
Speaker 11: she had that big of a shock while she was
Speaker 11: driving that she crashed us into a pole on the
Speaker 11: side of the road.
Speaker 1: This story took a bit of a turn, and.
Speaker 11: I could tell you, Christian Jeeves, we're in trouble back
Speaker 11: when dad had to come and get us all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but everyone alright, the old five kids, the Walter's
Speaker 4: in the back and mom up front.
Speaker 1: Everyone okay, she.
Speaker 11: Wasn't going fast. Were up on country holidays though.
Speaker 3: It was just.
Speaker 11: The old wooden posts on the side of the on
Speaker 11: the road and the car just went into that. And
Speaker 11: she was just absolutely shocked at it. Just the shower
Speaker 11: had hit her as she lost control of the path.
Speaker 1: I mean, what were they he'd call them warheads.
Speaker 4: I mean, not a cute see little name itself to
Speaker 4: let kids muck around with any kind of head.
Speaker 1: No, Marnie, thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 11: Thanks Christian, all right.
Speaker 1: Have a good day.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's one of the topics, is it?
Speaker 4: Head on collisions you've been in Julia? Good morning, Julia,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian, Good morning Julia. Which five topic you're
Speaker 4: calling it about the morning?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 15: Dad inventions?
Speaker 1: Oh great, off you go.
Speaker 15: My dad invented a barbecue out of the shopping trolley.
Speaker 4: So we just needed we just pause, We just need
Speaker 4: a moment to take that in a barbecue out of
Speaker 4: a shopping trolley.
Speaker 15: Yeah, why yes, because it was it's cheap number one,
Speaker 15: and number two, he could move because it was on wheels.
Speaker 15: And what he did was he put the coal in
Speaker 15: the actual shopping trolley and put plate on top.
Speaker 1: Actually, very good idea.
Speaker 4: I love the idea of the portable shopping trolley barbecue.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, so he made a portable shopping trolley.
Speaker 4: The only thing is right when you think about it,
Speaker 4: the shopping trolley is the hardest thing to move from
Speaker 4: A to B. Sonning got hot coals and watch.
Speaker 1: Nan, I'm trying. I'm trying now. No, it's easy if
Speaker 1: you move.
Speaker 4: How to ruin a fun family barbine shopping trolley of death?
Speaker 8: It looks.
Speaker 10: It looks horrible.
Speaker 15: We have visitors over.
Speaker 4: Even in Queensland, people go, I don't think we should
Speaker 4: do that to a bit too Bergain.
Speaker 5: It's something out of a dystopian film, a flaming trolley exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, Juli, a great call, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: Last few calls now, then on five to but Tuesday,
Speaker 4: Bob Murphy's I guess after half.
Speaker 1: Eight he got half an hour ago?
Speaker 5: What have you been doing?
Speaker 1: I was just scoping the building. I don't forget.
Speaker 4: He's only used to going in on se n so
Speaker 4: he's like, what's all this proper equipment?
Speaker 1: You know it's going to.
Speaker 5: Be favorite radio he never lived. My dad never listens
Speaker 5: to us because he listens to Guarante and he wants
Speaker 5: to hear people.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get some callers on now, last few
Speaker 4: callers then for five to bit Tuesday. First up Alyssia,
Speaker 4: good morning, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good Alyssia, welcome the five top of Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Which when he called it in about my black eye?
Speaker 1: All right, how do you get a black eye?
Speaker 8: So I was vacuuming a double story house, and I
Speaker 8: vacuumed down the stairs, left the vacuum cleaner on the
Speaker 8: landing because you know, the plug had stretched out, So
Speaker 8: I walked back up the stairs, unplugged it, and instead
Speaker 8: of carrying the plug down to the vacuum cleaner, which
Speaker 8: would have been the sensible thing to do, I dropped
Speaker 8: it at the top of the stairs, walked down to
Speaker 8: the vacuum cleaner, pressed the retractor button, and the plug
Speaker 8: literally got air, bounced off the top step, hit the
Speaker 8: third step and smacked me right in the eye.
Speaker 1: Had that big old metal the three pronged plug.
Speaker 8: Wow, yeah, I saw stars.
Speaker 10: I was like, yeah, quite impressive.
Speaker 4: That's incredible. Yeah, I mean the speed they did running
Speaker 4: step on it. He go, yeah, they're brilliant. I wish
Speaker 4: more things in life that had that button. I wish
Speaker 4: that those are lear buds and the cables that you
Speaker 4: get for your headphones to get tangled up. I wish
Speaker 4: there was a button on my phone that could just
Speaker 4: pull them in like that or attract them. But wow,
Speaker 4: that's a great story. Let's go to rece good morning. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Rechere Tilding in about huge losses that you suffered. What's yours?
Speaker 4: Uh? Three hundred points?
Speaker 1: Oh that's incredible? Is this footy?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And how old are you under sixteen team?
Speaker 4: Or yeah?
Speaker 1: I was in the under sixteen so I was I
Speaker 1: want sixteen obviously good news.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a bit old of his forty year old dude,
Speaker 4: he's rubbish as well. Why does he keeped at the
Speaker 4: drop kick?
Speaker 1: And what was the name of the team? Football club?
Speaker 1: That's it? Three? Did you think it's still in the
Speaker 1: history books. It's one of the biggest losses they ever suffered.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, it has to be up there all right.
Speaker 1: Reece, thank you very much. You go.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: Especially guess this morning in the studio when I first
Speaker 4: arrived here last year and I was trying to work
Speaker 4: out how on earth AFL footy worked, Jack show my
Speaker 4: mother headphones work obviously on se N They don't give
Speaker 4: him money. Gary Lyne doesn't want people high five injuring
Speaker 4: the game. He doesn't want guests having the headphone.
Speaker 16: Don't mention the wife. This is a little mistress adding
Speaker 16: on the side.
Speaker 5: Don't bring her up, don't bring up that name.
Speaker 1: What are the rules.
Speaker 5: Are you allowed to go on another radio show?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I am as We've got a safe word,
Speaker 3: so things get uncomplete. If I yell at Apriy cords,
Speaker 3: that's it. You go to some music.
Speaker 4: It's a joy to get you on the show. I'm
Speaker 4: genuinely a fan of yours. And when I was trying
Speaker 4: to get into the world, the mysterious world when you're
Speaker 4: a new be like me and you move the other
Speaker 4: side of the world and there's this sport which is
Speaker 4: tribal and it's footy, it's so hard at first to
Speaker 4: get into it and understand the mysterious rules and.
Speaker 1: Rules that don't appear to be rules.
Speaker 16: We don't understand that.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's they're actually written down everywhere other
Speaker 4: than Gil changing them every weekend and felt it and
Speaker 4: crossing them out at the end of a season. Well,
Speaker 4: I read your book, Leather Soul, and because it's a
Speaker 4: great story and you're a really good storyteller, it got
Speaker 4: me into understanding a bit more about the game.
Speaker 16: That's high praise. Thank you very much for that.
Speaker 1: That's great. And now you're on the show. I could
Speaker 1: see you brought a book in for me.
Speaker 3: I brought a book in for you, and I know
Speaker 3: you're curious about Australian culture and trying to get you,
Speaker 3: trying to get some you know, some doude under the
Speaker 3: fingernails of our of our great nation. And Peter Temple's
Speaker 3: my favorite Australian author, and so I brought in his
Speaker 3: his greatest book, The Broken Shaw.
Speaker 16: But then you just told me that you.
Speaker 1: I think you forgot.
Speaker 4: We met about two months ago. We had quite a
Speaker 4: few pints of guinness you recommended to me. I went
Speaker 4: and bought it. I sent you a picture saying I'm
Speaker 4: reading this.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 4: You've obviously forgotten about that entire conversation, and you've brought
Speaker 4: the book. I sent your photo saying, hey, I listened
Speaker 4: to what you said. I've got the book.
Speaker 1: I've read it. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: I was so drunk from the guinness that even days
Speaker 3: later still I still was a job who needs his book.
Speaker 1: You told me to go by it.
Speaker 16: Well I did. I didn't try it. I didn't think
Speaker 16: you're a man of your turns out you're a man.
Speaker 1: Of your word.
Speaker 16: You really are as good as those billboards tell me.
Speaker 5: The funny thing is, Bob you're meant to be here
Speaker 5: promoting your own show, but it looks like you're actually
Speaker 5: promoting this Peter Temple, Yeah, and you're showing it to
Speaker 5: the camera.
Speaker 3: I've got roll lexits on the inside of my Jackie
Speaker 3: Turky if anyone would like a cheap one.
Speaker 4: So tell us about your show tonight. It's a second season,
Speaker 4: second season.
Speaker 1: How would you like a talk show chat show?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that's that's not what it's like. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's exactly what it is. That's it's essentially just like
Speaker 3: like what you and I doing right now, sitting and
Speaker 3: having a chat. But it's yeah, it's a it's Fox Footy,
Speaker 3: So it's the game is kind of what weaves its
Speaker 3: way through the conversation.
Speaker 4: Your air, by the way, on that saying this, it's
Speaker 4: been fifteen minutes chapter Paul Kelly work in a little.
Speaker 3: Metaph Now, I don't I have a strict rule around
Speaker 3: no one talking in my ear. I'll just start spinning
Speaker 3: around chasing my tail like a dog. But it's a yeah,
Speaker 3: it's an eclectic mix of people that we know from
Speaker 3: other walks of life, whether they're singers or comedians or actors,
Speaker 3: and their connection to the game, but more probably more
Speaker 3: around performance and the way we are, the way different
Speaker 3: people are.
Speaker 4: But it's a different kind of way of talking about
Speaker 4: footy and different people, which is how you are. You're
Speaker 4: interested in the culture as well, and you can tell
Speaker 4: when you when you're talking to the various guests, you're
Speaker 4: interested in trying to find out a bit about them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not a journalist. I sort of go to
Speaker 3: the conversation as it. Let's let's meet halfway and there's
Speaker 3: you know, there's a bit of a roadmap of where
Speaker 3: the conversation might go. But as you guys know, it's
Speaker 3: it's always much more interesting and much more fun if
Speaker 3: if things take a left turn and then you start
Speaker 3: to go off the script a little bit, so that
Speaker 3: that's the buzz for me. I'm not sure if the
Speaker 3: guests get a buzz.
Speaker 16: Out of it.
Speaker 1: What do you hate?
Speaker 16: The show is called Bob. I'm not interested to what
Speaker 16: their buzz is. It's my buzz.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 1: You must have thought about the name.
Speaker 3: You'll appreciate this Christians because it's a palindrome. So it
Speaker 3: was either, you know, the options were Bob or level
Speaker 3: Man Glenneld.
Speaker 4: So we settled on the pop and who have you
Speaker 4: got tonight? Episode two tonight eight thirty, Channel five oh four.
Speaker 3: So Sam Kerr, the captain of the Matilda's great amazing
Speaker 3: against and I was burricking very very hard for the Matilda.
Speaker 3: Thought it's gonna be a real buzz killer if.
Speaker 1: You're just out on Australia hates her loser.
Speaker 4: So if you have acted that show and just repeated
Speaker 4: the Paul Kelly sort of.
Speaker 16: Just sort of dug it.
Speaker 3: Series two episode repeats, we're in the repeats already, Yes,
Speaker 3: so go the Matilda. So yeah, now Sam, she's a fascinating,
Speaker 3: fascinating young woman. It's sort of curious combination of she's
Speaker 3: very relaxed. She told me she doesn't get nervous before
Speaker 3: before games, which I kind of they kind of blew
Speaker 3: my mind.
Speaker 1: But then did you get nervous before going?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I was highly anxious.
Speaker 4: For you because a lot of players are. I've interviewed
Speaker 4: David Beckham and he used to have like a very
Speaker 4: very rigorous set routine before to try and because he
Speaker 4: thought if I could control.
Speaker 1: That, there are two on my nose. Did you have
Speaker 1: a set routine?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did, Yeah, But was it cry in the corner. Yeah,
Speaker 3: try reaching the bathroom. Yeah, but what you know that
Speaker 3: because the routine just starts to it just gives you
Speaker 3: some level of comfort, but there really is no comfort
Speaker 3: because you're putting yourself out to be judged and critiqued.
Speaker 3: So but she's, yes, as relaxed as she is. She's
Speaker 3: she's charismatic and I don't use that word lightly. And
Speaker 3: and she's she's driven, she's fierce.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a great guest to not they're doing so
Speaker 4: well in the Woman's Soccer World cut.
Speaker 2: All right, we're back with Bob Murphy after he's ass
Speaker 2: the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three.
Speaker 4: Clash Gold one a four point three with a live
Speaker 4: percussion there from our special guest this morning him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was beat mixing it, Bob Murphy, he dropped me.
Speaker 3: You interviewed one musician, Hey carried away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gone in high.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can jump along with a cash it's a low
Speaker 4: entry bar. I can give that a guy. I can
Speaker 4: do that, especially this this morning is Bob Murphy. You
Speaker 4: can catch them on TV tonight Foxtail Channel five four,
Speaker 4: eight thirty the mysteriously named Bob and tonight you're talking
Speaker 4: to Sam Kerr and last week it's Paul Kelly. You
Speaker 4: can see I noticed they have a lot of them
Speaker 4: on demand. You can see the Paul Kelly one, which
Speaker 4: is great.
Speaker 16: Yeah, but I'm in bitter for ratings. If you watch
Speaker 16: it when it goes to it, you get touchy.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to promote the back. You would do that
Speaker 1: if I was.
Speaker 5: About the Rolelexes and O, Hey, I watched the Paul
Speaker 5: Kelly one used. Are you worried that for the rest
Speaker 5: of the season you're going to run out of football analogies?
Speaker 5: There are so many packed into that Paul Kelly episode.
Speaker 3: I've sort of pushed past worrying about that. I think
Speaker 3: the first season sort of thought that you saw that.
Speaker 3: That's part of the charm. Oh he's already out of them.
Speaker 16: Yeah, just keep going to see.
Speaker 2: If we can.
Speaker 4: I use it as a drinking game. Lastly, I was
Speaker 4: samd I was sick alright's on tonight eight thirty one.
Speaker 4: Thing we'd like to do with guests and Kim on
Speaker 4: the show is ask you about what your Internet history,
Speaker 4: what we've been googling, what we've been buying recently?
Speaker 1: What is it for you, Bob?
Speaker 3: You know I found that I of googled mystifire the
Speaker 3: Michael Hutchins documentary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gon't wait to see that.
Speaker 16: That was the thing.
Speaker 3: I did a brief sort of sojourned into Byron Bay
Speaker 3: real estate. I think the winter was just sort of
Speaker 3: getting to me. Thought, oh god, manay, I can't handle this.
Speaker 1: So hang on.
Speaker 4: Did you think it's one of those smart ads where
Speaker 4: they think it seems a bit down.
Speaker 1: He's looking at the Michael Hutches. You need to Byron Bay.
Speaker 3: I think that's what I think. You know, the people
Speaker 3: are scared of my computer looking at me. It's like,
Speaker 3: I'm okay with that. I'm fine with that. That's totally fine.
Speaker 3: There's some great little apartments in Byron Bay. Had me thinking, yeah,
Speaker 3: so that was something. But my internet purchasing that was
Speaker 3: what have you got? Well, so I had I've got
Speaker 3: a Trucker cap addiction. So I brought that and the
Speaker 3: book that I that you'd already read that that.
Speaker 4: Was truck Because Jack also who's like yourself, he's a
Speaker 4: hipster as well in Coburg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's addicted to caps as well. Why the Trucker Cap.
Speaker 3: I suppose I'm like the Sarah Jessica Parker of Trucker Cap.
Speaker 3: It's probably close to twenty five thirty.
Speaker 1: Now, how are they stored? Do you have like a cupboard?
Speaker 16: They're shoved in the corner of the bedroom.
Speaker 1: And is it like random play?
Speaker 4: You just pick anyone else?
Speaker 1: There's no is this Tuesday?
Speaker 16: This is sing clear Tuesday.
Speaker 3: So that's what I've gone with. That's my sort of Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's my little thing. I suppose.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, right, the next thing I want
Speaker 1: to do now?
Speaker 4: I was thinking about this last night, right, because I
Speaker 4: think that your life, our lives can be like a
Speaker 4: series of first and last.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you do something you don't even.
Speaker 4: Know what your last bookings, Yeah, but you do remember
Speaker 4: your first What were the first and last gigs you
Speaker 4: ever saw?
Speaker 1: So? What was your first one? What was the last
Speaker 1: one you saw?
Speaker 3: First one was Michael Jackson at the MCG The one
Speaker 3: has an age two.
Speaker 16: Well it's great at the time though.
Speaker 1: Wow, which all bad?
Speaker 16: Dangerous? I think ninety five.
Speaker 1: First gig is Michael Jackson live, ye, and amazing it was.
Speaker 3: It was incredible, I mean I could hardly see him
Speaker 3: I don't think they were the best seats in the house,
Speaker 3: but you know it was, you know it was it
Speaker 3: was MJ.
Speaker 5: Were you Were you at the MCG thinking I'll play
Speaker 5: here one day?
Speaker 16: Oh no, I don't think so.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 16: I was probably working on my.
Speaker 3: You also thinking about the football and my most recently
Speaker 3: so I've gone full. So that's where I started. And
Speaker 3: then it's like text Perkins at my local pub, the
Speaker 3: North Social Clubs as a true hipster.
Speaker 16: So I was up there there.
Speaker 4: That's a great one, all right then? And first time
Speaker 4: you had your heartbroken?
Speaker 3: Oh so I text you last night, so I'm really
Speaker 3: sent through the questions first time you had your heart broken,
Speaker 3: and I sort of read the questions out and the
Speaker 3: mood in my land room changed quite significant.
Speaker 1: You to read that one to your wife, She's.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, who was have you?
Speaker 16: Besid?
Speaker 1: You never had that conversation.
Speaker 16: No, that we didn't come up anyway. Showed out to Amanda.
Speaker 1: Who's Amanda? Mandy move lany, tell us what happened? How
Speaker 1: old were you?
Speaker 16: I was eighteen nineteen?
Speaker 1: Is she going to be on season two of Bob?
Speaker 3: But she episode she's the TBA welcome.
Speaker 1: So what happened? Does she dump you?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think I was kind of like, you know,
Speaker 3: I was threw my head into the ring sort of
Speaker 3: what baseball caps me, Yeah, yeah, threw my track yeah
Speaker 3: through it was a stove pocas you know, my old
Speaker 3: school romantic through the Willie Nelson for President trucky cat
Speaker 3: into into the ring and just.
Speaker 16: Got the no, I think we're just friends. You never
Speaker 16: you never forget.
Speaker 1: It's a scar, that's forever.
Speaker 6: It stopped on that.
Speaker 1: What was the first movie you ever saw?
Speaker 16: In the last one, first movie, you know what?
Speaker 3: Of all the questions, this was the most disappointing because
Speaker 3: I wanted I wanted the cool answers. I wanted the
Speaker 3: reservoir dogs or something like that.
Speaker 16: Is like, no.
Speaker 3: The first one was Young Einstein, which is you know,
Speaker 3: I mean, you know the title kind of there's no
Speaker 3: ambiguity there, you know what kind of film it was.
Speaker 4: And then we're young. Those kind of choices are made
Speaker 4: for us to.
Speaker 3: Well true because the second movie was Milo and Otis,
Speaker 3: so you know, Young olin Stein all of a sudden
Speaker 3: looking pretty pretty cool. And the most recent one was
Speaker 3: on Sunday, we took the kids to see Men in
Speaker 3: black and it was diabolical.
Speaker 1: To say I've not read a single good review, especially terrrible.
Speaker 16: It was cringe. It's cringe. Quite I was quite loyal to.
Speaker 1: The reviewer cringe.
Speaker 3: Bob Murphy, you could be the anti poster guy one
Speaker 3: star die.
Speaker 5: But Chris Hensworth is a big bulldogs guy.
Speaker 16: Here's a big bulldogs guy.
Speaker 5: Let's give him this guy.
Speaker 1: He won't he won't hold back on the cringe fight.
Speaker 16: No, that's right.
Speaker 1: I just you know he calls cringe.
Speaker 16: I call a spider buddy Jack. You should know that
Speaker 16: about me.
Speaker 5: Well, I hope Chris is an upcoming guess on, Bob,
Speaker 5: so you can tell.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe you could have been And maybe that's why
Speaker 3: I'm being so hash.
Speaker 16: Maybe maybe he turned it down and then that's not
Speaker 16: that's just hearsay. Maybe he said, no, I start.
Speaker 1: That rumor right now. Have you seen Rocket Man?
Speaker 16: I haven't. I know you're amusing. Well, I need a
Speaker 16: babysitter so that if.
Speaker 4: You and the kids and you ussage want to come
Speaker 4: to the movie with us tonight, we're hosting an advanced
Speaker 4: screen Toy Story four.
Speaker 1: If you want to come along, you're more than welcome.
Speaker 3: My gosh, yes, it's a yes, yes from the north kit.
Speaker 1: Judge, give you that over and see. Could be plenty
Speaker 1: more of this if you switch sides.
Speaker 3: You brought up a mandy enough for Jack sort of
Speaker 3: talking about the Grand Finals.
Speaker 16: This is a This is a.
Speaker 4: Hurt chamber during during the ants where normally, you know,
Speaker 4: I try and keep the energy going. Jack went the
Speaker 4: other way and start asking about the worst day. You're
Speaker 4: playing for the Grand Final?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: She said?
Speaker 1: He owns a top and Bob starts to cry.
Speaker 5: I know we have to go to the news here
Speaker 5: just quickly. How do you reflect on that day? Positive?
Speaker 4: I'm not going.
Speaker 5: For the Bulldogs water Grand Final twenty six sixteenth, but
Speaker 5: so sad you didn't play.
Speaker 16: I just listened to Nick Cave records in the dark. Jack,
Speaker 16: clearly it's.
Speaker 1: A negative respective, that's the end of our chat. We've
Speaker 1: got to get to news. Is nine o'clock fair enough?
Speaker 1: And what a great way to end it with?
Speaker 16: Wow, I can't wait for the rest of my Dame.
Speaker 16: This great.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: Up until the last minute, I've really enjoyed our chat. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'll speak to Jack about chatting to guests. Bob Murphy,
Speaker 4: you've got to come back on. Thank you very much, great, thanks,
Speaker 4: take care a good see mate. Thank you Jack. We'll
Speaker 4: speak after the show.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 1: All right, god one of four point three. Good morning.
Speaker 4: It's to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Your chant's come and
Speaker 4: join us tomorrow night. Then we go hosting an advanced
Speaker 4: screening of Toy Story four. Disney picksars Toy Story four
Speaker 4: Ventures into Cinema this Thursday or the twentieth. You can
Speaker 4: see it with us tomorrow night. On Today's at work
Speaker 4: time waster this morning. I don't think any of us
Speaker 4: knew its International Picnic Day.
Speaker 6: I did good day for a picnic.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's International Picnic Day, and because people often have
Speaker 4: them on a Tuesday, pats some in the weather that
Speaker 4: gets in the way of having that Tuesday picnic on
Speaker 4: International Picnic Day. We're looking for your picnic movies, okay.
Speaker 4: Bill and Ted's egg salad adventure. Oh that's a gold
Speaker 4: isn't the word egg salad?
Speaker 1: It makes me feel sick.
Speaker 5: I doesn't sound appetising just.
Speaker 4: Seeing that old egg like that egg salad. I know
Speaker 4: what you ate last summer. But it's egg salad adventure.
Speaker 4: That's a good life of pork pie.
Speaker 1: Good three men and a little lunch box.
Speaker 4: Take on your picnic, good grill, hunting better, point blanket.
Speaker 4: I'd have the blanket if you're going for a picnic,
Speaker 4: point blanket. That's my last picnic. Movie is a rug's life?
Speaker 5: Good God?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 5: Jacker?
Speaker 1: Picnic movies?
Speaker 5: The Witches of Picnic?
Speaker 1: What you just put picnic at the end of it?
Speaker 1: I say Schindler's Picnic.
Speaker 5: The Witches of east Wick. Isn't that a film? Yes
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a big movie. But you can't say picnic.
Speaker 4: It does not sound like Eastwick.
Speaker 5: The Witches a picnic. I am sandwich.
Speaker 4: That's good. That's good. It's got to be egg salad sandwich.
Speaker 4: Though for the classic picnic sandwich.
Speaker 5: Father of the Bread Cracky, you're right, well, this one
Speaker 5: is good, but it's a visually good one.
Speaker 1: So we'll really work on the radio.
Speaker 5: Snacks on a plane and plane is spelled p and aim.
Speaker 4: If you ever got to spell something out on the radio,
Speaker 4: it doesn't work.
Speaker 5: Okayl Ai, stop a large grass working.
Speaker 1: All right, send me your Picnic movie.
Speaker 4: He's now on four seventy five three one oh four
Speaker 4: three best one We're get in ten minutes time. We're
Speaker 4: sending the Toy Story four with us tomorrow night.
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Speaker 4: All right, today's that work time waste, so let's mark
Speaker 4: them now. The best one gets tickets, come and join
Speaker 4: us tomorrow night. Our movie cover is back rocket Man
Speaker 4: three weeks ago tomorrow night, twenty four hours before it
Speaker 4: comes out Disney Pixar's Toys Story four.
Speaker 5: Special guest in attendance Bob Murphy.
Speaker 1: All right then, so let's go.
Speaker 4: This is International Picnic Day to day and we're looking
Speaker 4: for your picnic movies. I know what you did last
Speaker 4: picnic head start branz It's not the strongest, is it be?
Speaker 1: Sandwiches of Eastwick? Can we move on from the which
Speaker 1: of this is Jack's fault?
Speaker 4: Plus Glennon, Doreen cassa blanket, very good gold, Greg and
Speaker 4: Dandenong nice work, Thermos and.
Speaker 1: Louise, Oh clever, I sh think of one about the
Speaker 1: classic flask.
Speaker 4: Mark's back in Frankston, South, Good morning mate, fight rug
Speaker 4: you know the first rule of fight rug gold, the
Speaker 4: lunch pack of Notre Dame. He's a really smart this
Speaker 4: morning plus, way better than ours. The Lord of the
Speaker 4: napkin rings, who takes napkin rings on a picnic? The
Speaker 4: Royal Family Silver apparently lives in Campbellfield does Cheesy Rider
Speaker 4: Silver inglorious baskets, the old Wicker baskets gone in sixty
Speaker 4: sausages Silver, John Wicker Basket, Gold, reservoir Dogs on the leash,
Speaker 4: please Kirsty Genius. Edward's salad hands silver nine and a
Speaker 4: half dips instead of nine and a half weeks, saving
Speaker 4: Private Ryan a sandwich.
Speaker 5: Gold plus.
Speaker 1: That's the Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants.
Speaker 5: I was trying to think of any because.
Speaker 1: They ruined pnic.
Speaker 4: You know two things that ruined picnics, Ants and wasps
Speaker 4: and an except um no country for.
Speaker 1: Old bread silver, the gooda father ring post this happened.
Speaker 4: It must be the Peninsula a crew when Harry met
Speaker 4: salad Silver. The girl with the picnic tattoo? Has anyone
Speaker 4: got a picnic tattoo? I mean, I know they're all
Speaker 4: kinds of wonderful tattoos you can have. Imagine you saw
Speaker 4: someone with a wicker basket and then a thermos flask
Speaker 4: by that would be amazing gold. Oh yes, there's something
Speaker 4: about marinated olives. Bronze, dude wears my picnic blanket silver
Speaker 4: and finally Brady Munch silver plus.
Speaker 1: Who's winning the tickets?
Speaker 5: I think lunch Box have knted down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very very smart, Thank you very much for those
Speaker 4: they were brilliant. Enjoy receiving whites two for one tickets
Speaker 4: with Lumo Energy's Lumo Flicks Plan.
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Speaker 4: Wow we this this how the show where that pats
Speaker 4: out of the news cage and she's that No, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm just going to say what I see? It is magnificent.
Speaker 4: Can I see now?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, wow? All right, crow Deville rock
Speaker 1: in that? What is that? It's a possum.
Speaker 7: It's a fur scarf and it's so warm. Audrey's petrified
Speaker 7: of it. My seven year old.
Speaker 6: I think she's convinced it's a dead animal, but it's not.
Speaker 6: It's fake fa what it was?
Speaker 4: And wow, is I see a coiled deadly animal. There's
Speaker 4: about two pounced a day at five o'clock. Let's just
Speaker 4: remind ourselves of what's happened. That's he ordered a birthday
Speaker 4: cake for her beautiful daughter Audie, Birthday Saturday, big party.
Speaker 1: You've got a plan all this stuff.
Speaker 4: That's it. You put money, you said, is someone, can
Speaker 4: you give us? What an amazing cake? What happens when
Speaker 4: you go to pick up the cake.
Speaker 6: It's not done.
Speaker 7: It's just a slab of pinkness, sugar eat pinkness.
Speaker 6: That's like starting to fall apart.
Speaker 7: Nothing on it, no decorations, not even you know, there
Speaker 7: weren't even candles on it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's shocking.
Speaker 4: Come on, if you're going to pay, you know, one
Speaker 4: hundred bucks, it's a lot of money, you know.
Speaker 1: So you've got to leave. You haven't got time. You're
Speaker 1: running late to get to the party.
Speaker 7: Yes, so I had to make do We got their
Speaker 7: half of it had slid off onto the.
Speaker 1: Business. So you give them a threat like a mass.
Speaker 7: Well, I rang her. I had to go on Saturday, like,
Speaker 7: I didn't have time to have it out with the woman.
Speaker 7: So I just hate it because I had to get
Speaker 7: out of there. We're already twenty minutes late because it
Speaker 7: wasn't ready, So I rang Her yesterday left a message
Speaker 7: no one, you just give me.
Speaker 4: A rough idea of how out way, because I know
Speaker 4: what's like when you're angry, and it is No.
Speaker 7: I was very contained and professional. I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 7: it's some Petrina here wasn't very happy with the cake
Speaker 7: that we collected, which you probably.
Speaker 6: Would have heard from your colleague.
Speaker 7: Would you pay me the courtesy please of calling back
Speaker 7: so we can discuss this matter.
Speaker 5: It's the calm before the storm.
Speaker 1: It is a what a storm?
Speaker 6: And nothing so funny?
Speaker 4: I mean, what a fun voicemail to get at work
Speaker 4: on a Monday. You have five minutes chilling, so she's
Speaker 4: got so.
Speaker 7: She's got a deadline of five o'clock before I go
Speaker 7: all brutal on social media.
Speaker 16: Okayret you go.
Speaker 1: When you say all brutal, it's upgraded.
Speaker 4: Started this show, you described it as a full on
Speaker 4: social media assault.
Speaker 1: Now brutal, what does that mean?
Speaker 6: Well, there'll be photos and said business mentioned.
Speaker 1: Please take it.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not just celebrated a year online is on air,
Speaker 4: You've got to be careful.
Speaker 7: It's my personal Facebook account. I actually have my maiden
Speaker 7: name as on air, so it's my marriage.
Speaker 4: You're not.
Speaker 6: No, that's my maiden name.
Speaker 1: Right, What have you got like an embarrassing name or something?
Speaker 6: No, but it's tiff or something like Tiffy Nutkins Trump.
Speaker 6: No to pronounce with my first name.
Speaker 1: Do you know it's it's a terrible thing.
Speaker 4: So I hope you get I hope it gets resolved,
Speaker 4: and you know, the fair thing and right thing happens.
Speaker 6: Don't even need, however, all the money.
Speaker 4: I've afraid another part of me hopes that nothing happens,
Speaker 4: and then I'll be sat on your maiden name Facebook
Speaker 4: page ready for you to go full brutal assault on
Speaker 4: some poor cake business.
Speaker 5: And did you just right?
Speaker 4: She goes, and I don't need all the money back
Speaker 4: you're making threats now.
Speaker 1: You really are like.
Speaker 5: Back?
Speaker 6: I think is a just good wheelchair jack half.
Speaker 5: Good luck?
Speaker 6: See how we go.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to find out from one point two
Speaker 4: things right, let's all let's all just wait and see
Speaker 4: if the world rocks at five o'clock today, if Patsy's
Speaker 4: not here, knowing that you start to use the radio
Speaker 4: station and suddenly.
Speaker 1: Use and just crush them.
Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Is if I was your thing, I'd use that all
Speaker 1: the time you want to hear this.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow Morning Prime eighte o'clock Melbourne's Worst cake Business. This
Speaker 4: has been named and bang you put it straight in there,
Speaker 4: you move on to the next news street.
Speaker 1: It's over.
Speaker 6: I can't do that right now, my job.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, but let's find out what happens at
Speaker 4: five o'clock today, The.
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Speaker 4: You got more hourly chances to get on the phone
Speaker 4: contacts list for the five thousand dollars phone called this Friday.
Speaker 1: Title of today's show can only.
Speaker 4: Be Newsmaker versus cake Maker five pm Showdown Today. I
Speaker 4: can't wait to find out what's gonna happen. Thanks all
Speaker 4: for listening. Will speak to you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: Have a great day.
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