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Speaker 2: We have a very special guest in the studio this afternoon,

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Speaker 2: the one and I only Alan Carr in here.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, it's so lovely for beer.

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Speaker 3: Alan is touring. I should say before before we get

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Speaker 3: into an Ellen his story.

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Speaker 2: I often forget to do this every major capital city

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Speaker 2: in Australia between November twenty nine all the way through

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Speaker 2: to December eleven. Capital Cities Regional trinket available. Tickets available

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Speaker 2: website Alancarr dot net if you want to go and

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Speaker 2: see him in person.

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Speaker 3: You're playing the opera house, I know.

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Speaker 1: I know, and the state there now yeah, but that

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Speaker 1: that's the state there. One sold out. I can't believe.

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Speaker 1: I don't even oh buy these tickets. I just think no.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so pleased to do But I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I just the other side of the world and people

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Speaker 3: You were telling a story before, you were backpacking.

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Speaker 2: Last time you're here and you couldn't afford to go

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Speaker 3: I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: It's so I'm made out as a sad story. But

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Speaker 3: Small.

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Speaker 1: So I know Sydney really well. So it's always an

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Speaker 4: The show is called a regional trinket, but you're too

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Speaker 4: good for the regional market to do shows.

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Speaker 1: Well now listen because I don't know if you have

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Speaker 1: they're national treasure and they're not. Yeah right, yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: national treasure. No you're not. And I just thought, well

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Speaker 3: I don't really like that.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: They say, introduce some national treasure, a national treasure.

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Speaker 3: No one, who is it?

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Speaker 1: Who isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Who is national treasure? Though?

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Speaker 1: Who is the national Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Like if you had to say national treasure, actually fits

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Speaker 3: We'll do it for the UK and then we'll do.

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Speaker 1: It, okay national treasure. Can I tell you when National

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Speaker 1: treasure national boom? Who would be in Australian regional trigonal trinket.

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Speaker 5: Original trigger is still good.

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Speaker 1: Right they say they're listening. It's a bit of a

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 1: They're driving home. They're listening to you too, willham Wood.

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Speaker 1: And then they start crying because I slag them off

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Speaker 1: saying they're a regional.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's just imagine they're not listening. I don't think you.

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Speaker 3: I think Australian celebrities.

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Speaker 1: This is mangle whose movies?

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: Do you you? Was you in too much neighbors?

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Speaker 5: I used to be I used to be die Hard.

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Speaker 1: I was diing Harold Bishop. Now I'm turning into Harold.

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Speaker 1: I'm like I could be.

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Speaker 3: Playing for the Salvation.

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Speaker 4: Tony Tony regional trinket toad fish.

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Speaker 5: Yeah she got those we interviewed her. She got those gold.

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Speaker 5: But she got it from a flea market in London around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, yeah you're gay. It's different for you to

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Speaker 3: When did you come out?

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Speaker 1: When you're this gay, you don't come out. I was

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Speaker 1: I said everyone, I've got something to tell you. I'm gay.

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Speaker 1: And people were melving it as I was saying. I

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Speaker 1: Do you wish?

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Speaker 3: I wish I was with the appearance you didn't ever.

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Speaker 1: They come on and I wrote, to this show, you

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Speaker 1: know where they make dreams come true? To meet wonder woman.

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Speaker 1: I mean the clues were there, wonderful.

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Speaker 3: Wonder no wonder woman.

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Speaker 2: I nick. If you want to go and see Alan

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Speaker 2: Carr Regional Trinket his show available tickets, website Alancarr dot net.

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Speaker 2: See you on the other side. You've got Alan Carr

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Speaker 2: who's in here with us. You wanna see Alan, You

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Speaker 2: what he show is called. Website Alancarr dot net. Not

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Speaker 2: that he needs any help selling tickets.

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Speaker 1: Some of there just you know, some of them are

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Speaker 2: So yeah, just care you saying that just to make

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Speaker 3: You know, it's like a you know, it's like a

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Speaker 1: Go now to avoid disappointment, that's right.

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Speaker 5: Are you going to do that?

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Speaker 1: I haven't sold any tickets. No one's going to be there.

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Speaker 3: We'd show you most worried about I'm not worrying about it.

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Speaker 3: Which one, well, I'm in terms of the demographic.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to know the truth. Yes, if it

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Speaker 5: So you're not going to Darwin silence trying to ruin.

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Speaker 1: Why are you come all the works.

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Speaker 3: I listened.

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Speaker 5: Stop saying more fun.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have to show you something because a little

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Speaker 2: getting a mural made of us. So this woman contacted us,

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Speaker 2: Dwayne the Rock Johnson was thinking, she's amazing. She saw

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Speaker 1: Was it tasteful?

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Speaker 4: You're not nude to you, no nude, But I wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I want to show you it and you

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Speaker 2: We will be able to snog in the studio right now,

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Speaker 1: Oh my what? Oh no, it's like watching Hannibal lecter

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Speaker 1: one of his victims.

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Speaker 3: A tongue, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of I wasn't expecting that much tongue.

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Speaker 1: Too much tongue, Alan too much?

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Speaker 5: And do you think I was the culporate there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you were, like it was like sticking it in.

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Speaker 3: Was it made me?

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Speaker 5: This has been really tough for me.

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Speaker 1: See that for me should have been a turn on,

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Speaker 3: Out.

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Speaker 1: I think you've made me extra section. I'm after Hooters.

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Speaker 5: Show on the tour.

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Speaker 1: Alan will now be performing at Hooters Darwin Darwin Hooters

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Speaker 1: here I can.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's getting made into a mirror hopefully hopefully.

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Speaker 1: Where the hell are they going to put that?

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Speaker 4: We can't say yet to protect the space. But the

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Speaker 4: owner of the war wants us to do all these demands.

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Speaker 4: Effectively wants us to get three A grade Australian musicians

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Speaker 4: to walk into his cafe and have a coffee before tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: He's been quite demanded, demanding.

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Speaker 2: We've only had one through, so we've got today and

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Speaker 1: But are they serving food at this cafe? Because if

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Speaker 1: He's going to be like, why is no one buying

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Speaker 2: It's on the outside for the faces, the street, inside

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Speaker 1: Now it's not it's not what what is it paint.

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Speaker 1: They're painting it or spraying what she's doing. I'm trying to.

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Speaker 3: Bring stop trying to bring it back. You just ripped into.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, that's not what that's a compliment.

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Speaker 1: You must be National Treasures promotion joking aside. You must

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Speaker 1: going to do. This isn't Eve and I haven't got

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Speaker 1: a mural, and I'm an icon.

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Speaker 3: Than you, but you're not a national treasure. No, your origional.

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Speaker 2: That's what he shows called Ellen Carr available Ellencarr dot

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Speaker 2: net if you want.

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Speaker 3: To go and see him.

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Speaker 1: I've got no tickets sold. No one's coming, please.

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Speaker 3: Around.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 3: Ellen's coming in so much fun. It's been fun.

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Speaker 1: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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Speaker 1: from Will and Woody on The Whole Show podcast