Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Posted a couple of mitches?
Speaker 3: Are you bless.
Speaker 2: Yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood? Can you
Speaker 2: post videos to YouTube?
Speaker 3: What sort of a question is that? Can I send
Speaker 3: letters at the post office?
Speaker 2: Now here is MITCHI and Mitchell coos Hello?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hellay?
Speaker 2: How are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 3: I'm a bit knack and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got your work you're on. You've got to
Speaker 2: scrunch you on your wrist, You've got to sing it on.
Speaker 2: Your hair's all messy. You cover thing.
Speaker 3: I've noticed you commenting on my parents every episode on that.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to do it.
Speaker 3: It's like work to you.
Speaker 2: No, it just looks like I've had things to do.
Speaker 2: I had a busy morning, but I've had to come
Speaker 2: and do my job and then I'll go back home
Speaker 2: and pull my hair up in a high pony and
Speaker 2: get it done. I'm in the thick of moving at
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 3: By the time this episode's out, I'll be in my
Speaker 3: new penthouse if you don't hardly mind. But right now
Speaker 3: I'm having to pack and it's all very last minute.
Speaker 3: Sean and I got a place together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's perfect. So we jumped at it. But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: moving with a few days.
Speaker 3: Notice, it's very thressful.
Speaker 2: We don't have far to go at.
Speaker 3: All, I know, but that makes it harder because we
Speaker 3: haven't even hired a truck because it's embarrassing to go
Speaker 3: such a short distance.
Speaker 2: We have to do it ourselves. So you're walking it
Speaker 2: from one house to a hour pretty much. But surely
Speaker 2: you can get like a digital trolley digital. I don't
Speaker 2: know what I meant by that, clearly, I've never whenever
Speaker 2: I move, I use move LL. I don't move myself.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to do. This is the
Speaker 2: first time I'm broad talking it. Oh my goodness. So
Speaker 2: you and Sean, is it causing it to driving a
Speaker 2: wage between the two of you? No, not at all.
Speaker 2: Would you have stuff together? No you don't, do you not?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: He barely moved into my current place. He didn't even unpack, really,
Speaker 3: and so that makes it easy for him.
Speaker 2: Well that's what you said to me, He said, I'm moving,
Speaker 2: and I thought, no, you're not. Sean's moving my way
Speaker 2: to make it move it now, because I was like,
Speaker 2: how are you You're exhausted from the move, like Sean's
Speaker 2: moving into you drama queen. I know, but you didn't
Speaker 2: tell us. It happened so quickly, Penhouse and so nice
Speaker 2: price keepy Jennet for you to sublet it to Mitchell. Obviously,
Speaker 2: Jenne is a land baron and a label baron. So well,
Speaker 2: unfe you for just forgiving out the rights. Yeah, and mates,
Speaker 2: rat's god, she's good. That's so nice. Jen. Obviously you're
Speaker 2: very negatively did but you do what that means. I'm
Speaker 2: in the market. So I've obviously watched a YouTube video.
Speaker 3: Now listen here where you need to discuss something. Actually
Speaker 3: you and I me. Yeah, yeah, speaking of keeping things
Speaker 3: from each other, you didn't tell me that you were
Speaker 3: going on the fucking project.
Speaker 2: I didn't tell anyone. Didn't even have time to tell
Speaker 2: my mum that took it's by surprise. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: was on the project for the international listeners. The project
Speaker 2: is the nightly news done different in Australia. It's like
Speaker 2: a panel show and they do the news. And I've
Speaker 2: been on before with you at the Desk. No, I
Speaker 2: wasn't at the desk. Interesting, No, I wasn't the Desk
Speaker 2: book because it was out of Melbourne. It was a
Speaker 2: rove show, so I had to go to the Sydney
Speaker 2: ten offices and do a cross. It all happened very quickly.
Speaker 3: So for our idiots that haven't seen the clip. They
Speaker 3: were talking about an earthquake in muscle.
Speaker 2: Brook, yeah, which is in regional New South Wales.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and for context, in accordance with Sydney, they were
Speaker 3: calling it a Sydney earthquake. It's very far north. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it'd be like a two hour drive north for I
Speaker 3: think almost three hour yeah. And they were like, let's
Speaker 3: cross to someone who couldn't be further south of Sydney. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to talk about an earthquake that could not in any way,
Speaker 3: shape or form have affected them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well if you watch it, And I was thinking,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Yeah, that the project is it can
Speaker 2: toy with very serious news. But then also they lean
Speaker 2: heavily into comedy. And that's the call that I got.
Speaker 2: They said they want a comedian that can make jokes
Speaker 2: about the Sydney earthquake because it wasn't felt in Sydney.
Speaker 2: It was, I mean barely.
Speaker 3: So then when I started, because I did watch it live,
Speaker 3: I'll play it for our idiots that missed it.
Speaker 2: I'm listening back. We'll take care phones off. But no.
Speaker 3: At first I was like, why the fuck are they
Speaker 3: crossing to him? But then I'm like, I see what
Speaker 3: they're doing. Now. It's all just a pitstake, and you
Speaker 3: had to do what you do best, which is live
Speaker 3: through your take.
Speaker 2: It was a bit. It was a bit. Okay, play
Speaker 2: me on the project, right, This is just a bit
Speaker 2: of us. Where were you when it hit? Guys? You know,
Speaker 2: I've just become okay with talking about it. Oh, this
Speaker 2: is the first time I vocalized how I feel. But
Speaker 2: I was. I was about to eat lunch. Pause, shock, horror.
Speaker 2: I had a bagel in my hand, homemade turkey bagel,
Speaker 2: about to put that thing in my mouth, and then
Speaker 2: the earthquake struck.
Speaker 3: It's all bullshit.
Speaker 2: By the time I was done with a bagel, the
Speaker 2: earthquake was over. I barely felt the thing. I've got
Speaker 2: friends in La, and whenever there's an earthquake, o diseas.
Speaker 2: Did anyone feel that? Did anyone feel that? The Everyone's like, well,
Speaker 2: did you feel what? Was there an earthquake?
Speaker 4: Miss?
Speaker 2: Just for the record, we've all got friends in La.
Speaker 3: So sorry, Yeah, Susie, use off there putting your back
Speaker 3: in your box. I loved that.
Speaker 2: I got so many messages, mostly from our idiots going
Speaker 2: how rude, Susie Usuf laughing at you on National Telly,
Speaker 2: how daresh.
Speaker 3: But it very much had the same nagery gets I'm
Speaker 3: in and out of La. You just mentioned randomly that
Speaker 3: I have friends in La.
Speaker 2: No, because whenever there is an earthquake in La, the
Speaker 2: people of La and my friends that I have over
Speaker 2: there post did anyone feel that, oh my god, we
Speaker 2: just had an earthquake. So that's the only yeah, comparison.
Speaker 5: Who are these friends?
Speaker 2: I had heard that there's Jimi Mars his sues. You know,
Speaker 2: if you go back and watch that footage, if you've
Speaker 2: got my Insta, you can see it on my reels.
Speaker 2: I and no one knows. This I had was it
Speaker 2: was having a severe allergic reaction to BRIT's dog, Delilah.
Speaker 2: So I was house sitting for my friend Britney Hankly.
Speaker 3: Way, have you been allergic to dogs this whole time?
Speaker 2: No idea? Apparently, so, well you have a dog. Well,
Speaker 2: the thing is, we don't know it was either the
Speaker 2: dog or the sea moss gel. I have never been
Speaker 2: that bad in my life. Look my face.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I posed this to the idiots, but
Speaker 3: I was the way what was happening on TV? Wow,
Speaker 3: throat closing up.
Speaker 2: Yes, so this was This was about midday and then
Speaker 2: I got a call saying we need you in the
Speaker 2: project in two hours. Can you get to Sydney Studios?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, it just gets about of hisstor
Speaker 2: beans didn't tell them. It got progressively worse. So my
Speaker 2: throat was itching. I had hives all over my entire
Speaker 2: body where they couldn't tell at all. No, I know,
Speaker 2: well they covered my face in makeup. But if you
Speaker 2: look my eyes, look at my right eye especially looks
Speaker 2: extra puffy. And that's because I was having a hist
Speaker 2: amant day. Holy shit, I know.
Speaker 3: I mean, it can't have been the dog. It must
Speaker 3: be the sea. Most jel, Are you still eating that crap?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I stubeddating it, stopped eating it.
Speaker 5: But Jenny took her confession started enjoying it.
Speaker 3: You just eat it raw and he put it in
Speaker 3: a smoothie.
Speaker 2: Eat it out of the you are blowing gas stick.
Speaker 2: Cut me for your nails. We bend one back. Oh
Speaker 2: that's like titanium. She is an iron Woman, bionic pussy.
Speaker 2: Sorry that was disrespectful anyway. So yeah, project debut, thank
Speaker 2: you so much, Thank you so much. But I will
Speaker 2: say in my DMS, will I do want to say
Speaker 2: to the muscle Brook community, I am sorry for making
Speaker 2: light of something that did frighten you. There's this woman
Speaker 2: in my DMS that is now on day six, day
Speaker 2: six of waiting for Mitch Jury to apologize to the
Speaker 2: muscle Brook community after making fun and light of what
Speaker 2: was a very traumatic event for many people. They lost
Speaker 2: a bakery.
Speaker 3: But I thought, based on that coverage, it actually wasn't
Speaker 3: that much of a severe earthquake, like they were showing
Speaker 3: footage of a couple of paint tings falling off.
Speaker 2: The shelve at night to ten. Yeah, I wasn't there.
Speaker 2: I can't speak to it, but apparently it was quite scary,
Speaker 2: especially for young ones and kids, and a lot of
Speaker 2: heritage build were destroyed because muscle Brook was an old town.
Speaker 6: Well as someone who was involved in the two thousand
Speaker 6: and two yeah, it was really a.
Speaker 2: Fair They should have called you, Jenner. The way you
Speaker 2: told that story was.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you that I also had a bit
Speaker 3: of a TV moment oh my god. One of our
Speaker 3: idiots posted in the group saying, oh, they're talking about
Speaker 3: Mitchell Coombs on the Morning Show and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I wasn't actually on the show, but
Speaker 3: they were using one of my videos it no to
Speaker 3: kill on the street. I have not said anything disparaging
Speaker 3: about Natasha, correct I have? Yeah, exactly, she's after you. No,
Speaker 3: they were talking about my video when I went to
Speaker 3: the Mcloud's Daughters homestead because one of the cast members,
Speaker 3: Rachel Carphney, she played Jody. They had her on the
Speaker 3: Morning show promoting her coming to Home and Away and
Speaker 3: they were saying, oh, can you believe that people still
Speaker 3: give a fuck about this show? Mcclouds, so what is
Speaker 3: basically right? And they agreed they played one of my
Speaker 3: videos on the screen. I've got more to say about this,
Speaker 3: but you want to hear this bit first. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: I went and tracked it down. Here we go, go.
Speaker 2: Back to McLeod's Daughters from it.
Speaker 4: That's where we know and love you from A TikToker
Speaker 4: went viral recently with this post.
Speaker 3: It was actual curse. So on this side of Drevi's run,
Speaker 3: they used to have a tennis call. But now they've
Speaker 3: got a bloody heated pool if you don't hardly mind.
Speaker 3: They used to have the Shearer's quarters up here where
Speaker 3: Bloody Becky and Kate and what not used to sleep,
Speaker 3: demolished not there, and up the back they used to
Speaker 3: have the iconic windmill and the outdoor bath. But nap Gonski.
Speaker 2: What a sure.
Speaker 4: Mitchell's very funny, both you and Mikayla Van has commented
Speaker 4: on the post Mitchell comes.
Speaker 2: He's utterly hilarious. I actually was texting with.
Speaker 7: Him that night saying I can't breathe.
Speaker 2: I'm laughing so hard. I loved it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I mean I watched the whole video and I didn't
Speaker 2: crackle off one, so it's clearly target demo sort of thing.
Speaker 6: Thirteen year old me sent Rachel Carparni a collage that
Speaker 6: I made.
Speaker 2: Did she reply?
Speaker 3: We should find out if she still has that.
Speaker 2: Yes, so hold on you're texting Rachel Totalini whatever, Rachel Capaccio,
Speaker 2: and hold on you're messaging her.
Speaker 3: Well, when I posted that video, it's like back in
Speaker 3: early July, like this was going back a while, and
Speaker 3: she actually did DM me. But it was a voice message,
Speaker 3: and she gave me her number, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm fucking fangirling on behalf of thirteen
Speaker 3: year old me. I don't know if it's weird to
Speaker 3: play the voice message, but sure, yeah, she was a
Speaker 3: bit let me find it. She was like, very gushy,
Speaker 3: and it was very flattering obviously, Oh so cheerful.
Speaker 2: Must we hear it? Yeah? No, but I've got more
Speaker 2: to say about that.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, sure, all right, hang on to this one.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Mitchell, you are just beyond hilarious. I
Speaker 7: cannot stand it. You're just my absolute favorite.
Speaker 3: My god.
Speaker 7: We should sit down and have a chat at some point,
Speaker 7: I swear I think it would be hilarious.
Speaker 2: You have a podcast, right.
Speaker 7: I don't think I'm interesting enough for you, but I
Speaker 7: could try to be anyway. My point being is, I'm
Speaker 7: going to text you my phone number because I think
Speaker 7: we should be in contact. I think we could have
Speaker 7: some fun chats together. I think you're hilarious. I think
Speaker 7: you're fabulous. I'm so glad you got to go to
Speaker 7: the homestead. I saw stuff I have not seen. What
Speaker 7: the fuck happened to my room, my sharer's quarter as Mitchell,
Speaker 7: What the fuck happened to my room?
Speaker 5: Jody's room.
Speaker 7: I can tell you so many stories about that. Oh
Speaker 7: my god, there were mice everywhere just saying well done,
Speaker 7: lots of love Rach Oh, I'm so.
Speaker 3: Jealousy, like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, offense means nothing to me.
Speaker 3: No, No, this is massive.
Speaker 2: She also needs to let go, babe. If in twenty years,
Speaker 2: I'm still going, oh, is it just I message idiots
Speaker 2: that loved this show twenty years ago? I mean that's
Speaker 2: a bit sad. I think. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think she's just as surprise as anyone that people
Speaker 3: still love show. I just remember it.
Speaker 6: Just then, I a rache Covahani fans site I made
Speaker 6: on my space.
Speaker 2: You made it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I made it and it had twenty thousand fans.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, the thing is, she basically offered to come
Speaker 3: on the podcast, gave me a number, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I to hold her to that.
Speaker 2: That's where the texting comes in. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I immediately after she gave me her number that night,
Speaker 3: I was like, Hi, it's me, blah blah blah, and
Speaker 3: I said, all right, let's make this happen and she goes, oh,
Speaker 3: are you guys in Melbourne? I said no, no, no, we're
Speaker 3: in Sydney, just like you. She goes, oh, perfect, great,
Speaker 3: and I said, right, well, let's sort out the details
Speaker 3: because it was late at night. At this point she
Speaker 3: has not messaged me. Said why not?
Speaker 2: What you messaged her? Are you listening? Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: that piece of paperback you're just drawing and not listen
Speaker 2: to me. No, I'm just messaging her face. You're just her.
Speaker 2: I'll break it to you quite lightly. I don't care
Speaker 2: about this woman, and I've never seen the show, and
Speaker 2: I'm just yes, if we want her on, maybe I
Speaker 2: have a sick day.
Speaker 3: Oh please?
Speaker 2: The point of my story, she's amazing? What's the point?
Speaker 3: That night, yes, she came in all guns blazing, showering
Speaker 3: me with compliments over voice message. We texted back and
Speaker 3: forth a bit, saying yep, we'll get you on. But
Speaker 3: ever since that day, Crickets, she's ghosted me every time
Speaker 3: I've actually tried to lock it in right, So I
Speaker 3: feel like she got swept up in the moment you're
Speaker 3: seeing my messages now.
Speaker 2: Being like or she's that was a good idea at
Speaker 2: the time, but.
Speaker 5: She saw that I'm on it and remembered the collage
Speaker 5: is possible.
Speaker 2: Can you give me your phone? I'll just call her
Speaker 2: now and book.
Speaker 3: No, I don't don't be to blow out chances. I
Speaker 3: actually want to get her in here. Frankly, she can
Speaker 3: fill in for you. You can have the day, can
Speaker 3: you yes, sit down into absolutely?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 2: Well I could just call her and so I worked
Speaker 2: for the Mitchell Coombs Estate. Can we go into the podcast?
Speaker 2: I don't why, because I don't want to suck out chances.
Speaker 2: She's not Michelle Obama, but she's up there. But what's
Speaker 2: she doing at the moment. Well, this is a thing.
Speaker 3: She's like going around doing the press rounds, promoting Home
Speaker 3: and Away. She's doing fucking sell a mag morning show,
Speaker 3: all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: Can you get a photo Jenna?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I should text her and say, hey me again,
Speaker 3: who's a PR person that.
Speaker 2: I can do logistics with?
Speaker 3: Yes, because maybe she's like me where she just thought
Speaker 3: it was a great idea, but then when push came
Speaker 3: to sharps.
Speaker 2: She's like, too much admin. Yes, I'll deal with the
Speaker 2: PR person. Well, I think we should get her on now.
Speaker 2: Seeing that she's that beautiful, I think it'd be a great,
Speaker 2: great guess that we could do a full takeover at
Speaker 2: a full show with message you now send her a
Speaker 2: voice note. No, why because she's busy. I had to
Speaker 2: break it to you. I don't think she is.
Speaker 3: No, she is. She's on Home and Away.
Speaker 2: Well, you want to message her in your private time.
Speaker 3: I'll message her when we're done here, but I'll say, hey,
Speaker 3: who's the PR person?
Speaker 2: I can Okay?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: Cool cool? Yeah, and I'll let you know how we go.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, congratulations on both of our TV appearances, Jenna,
Speaker 2: I did see you. I watched RBT and you were fantastic.
Speaker 2: I really thought you'd blow under.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you another message I got, which I'm
Speaker 3: still confused about to this day. I got a message
Speaker 3: from Bridy Carter. Oh my god, tests on mclou's.
Speaker 2: He's been on this show for your birthday bash two
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 3: I don't think she remembers me, because she messaged me,
Speaker 3: and she sounded a bit like drunk, not drunk.
Speaker 2: Oh God, where'd you get that? I don't know the
Speaker 2: way you looked at me, I thought.
Speaker 3: No, she sounded a bit like she was being a
Speaker 3: bit stern. Oh, she said to me, Hi, Mitchell, I
Speaker 3: just got a request from someone to share your tests
Speaker 3: and Claire first meeting scene and use it on Channel seven.
Speaker 3: I don't own the footage. You'd have to get permission
Speaker 3: from Posey. Hope you're well, Bridy.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was like, I don't know what to do
Speaker 2: with this message.
Speaker 3: You have to ask Posy. I have a direct line
Speaker 3: to Posey. Graham Evans, the creator of mcloans.
Speaker 2: Are these people reviews?
Speaker 5: Thought it?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: This was recent?
Speaker 3: Actually my point Bride is just saying, ask Posy. I'm
Speaker 3: ask her what Why did Channel seven want to use?
Speaker 3: Why are they asking you?
Speaker 2: But Channel se clearly this is the morning show appearance.
Speaker 2: They use your video on TV. But why are they
Speaker 2: asking a different car? But I don't understand why they're
Speaker 2: going to Bridy Carter to get consent for Mitchell Koomb's video.
Speaker 2: And who the fuck is pop? I don't think she
Speaker 2: realizes that I did a parody.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's seen it because she says the
Speaker 3: test and Claire meeting footage, you'll have to ask Posy.
Speaker 3: I don't own it.
Speaker 2: I was like, neither do I. But she thinks you
Speaker 2: work on Jennie Oh, this is so confusing.
Speaker 3: It was such a bizarre message accent of it I did.
Speaker 3: I said, that's bizarre that they're asking you.
Speaker 2: Feel free to send them my way and I can
Speaker 2: deal with what I need to.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I'm sure the footage is fair
Speaker 3: game because it's for parody purposes.
Speaker 2: That's my understanding.
Speaker 3: So basically, I've been fucking catfished by Rachel car party.
Speaker 2: I've been cyber bullied by Bridy Carter left this show.
Speaker 2: You've been asking that for years.
Speaker 6: I found my fan site, but it's deleted all the photos.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, copyright, so there's nothing on there.
Speaker 5: No, but there's captions that I.
Speaker 2: Did read some of the captions at.
Speaker 5: Her farewell party leaving the clouds.
Speaker 2: I can only imagine that I've seen that photo.
Speaker 5: I would have loved to Rachel and her mum.
Speaker 3: Maybe I shouldn't let Jenny do just sit down interview.
Speaker 3: It'll be a one on one with me and Rach
Speaker 3: because Jenna's bordering on.
Speaker 5: Creepy here Rachel and Jessica Napier Becky.
Speaker 3: Jenna genuine question. If I've got her in here, would
Speaker 3: you cope?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, because she seems pretty chill.
Speaker 3: I really want her to the fact that she just
Speaker 3: gave me her number like it was nothing. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Minute is close to nothing.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: I think I could find the letter she wrote me.
Speaker 2: Really, that's cute written.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she spelled a word wrong and scribbled it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no comment name.
Speaker 3: It's in my autograph book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, paid.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 2: Well, if it's your first time logo of the show, everyone,
Speaker 2: it's is it just me? Every show we start the
Speaker 2: same with an ijem and is it just me? Something
Speaker 2: we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine.
Speaker 2: I don't know Mitch is mine. This week is a
Speaker 2: little test to test you too. Oh, it's not another
Speaker 2: spelling bee. You can't really. You can definitely get it wrong,
Speaker 2: but it's nothing personal. It's it's a sniff test.
Speaker 3: Sniff test.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds very personal. Yeah, after your sweat on
Speaker 2: the umpits last week, I thought, well, yeah, it's a test.
Speaker 2: Let's see who's sweat is more potent.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to kick things off?
Speaker 2: Yeah? By all means, sweet Bradley.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Can some things not be done on a mobile phone? Yes?
Speaker 2: I think I know where you're going with this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where do you think I'm going. Well, it's a trend
Speaker 2: that's all over the internet. That's there's phone jobs, and
Speaker 2: then there's laptop jobs, jobs that you can only do
Speaker 2: on your laptop.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen this trend. I saw one fucking tweet
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is everywhere. Yeah, there's laptop jobs and
Speaker 2: then there's phone jobs. Like I fucking agree, booking flights
Speaker 2: to go away on an international trip that's a laptop job.
Speaker 3: So I think we're talking about the same tweet. It
Speaker 3: was Kate Feldman. She said, I assume maybe how it's
Speaker 3: maybe Jarrett just booked international plane tickets on his phone
Speaker 3: and I almost had a heart attack.
Speaker 2: That's the laptop purchase, not a phone purchase. Agree completely.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I will be mid task on my phone and
Speaker 3: then I go, I'm just gonna pause. I've got to
Speaker 3: do this on the laptop. I can't finish it here
Speaker 3: on the same It's certain things you just can't do
Speaker 3: on the phone.
Speaker 2: It's too fiddly. Yeah, the phone's getting better, though. I
Speaker 2: used to even like freak out buying anything online. Like
Speaker 2: I bought those loop ear plugs for concerts, you know,
Speaker 2: those like year plugs, you don't damage it, add for
Speaker 2: that a lot. Yeah. I finally bought them this week,
Speaker 2: and I bought them on my phone and it was
Speaker 2: so easy used Apple Pay. They were bought in thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: But like three years ago, I would have thought, if
Speaker 2: I'm buying something online with my credit card, that has
Speaker 2: to be a sit down laptop job. Oh it depends.
Speaker 3: If I'm just grabbing one thing on Amazon search order
Speaker 3: done right. But if I'm doing like an asofs shop
Speaker 3: that God knows how long that could take me and
Speaker 3: I have multiple tabs open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a laptop job. You know what makes it change,
Speaker 2: it's the tabs of it all. Yeah, I can't look
Speaker 2: at rental properties or apartments on my iPhone. I hate
Speaker 2: the domain app because you got to go one at
Speaker 2: a time. But I can go through one domain page
Speaker 2: same as YouTube, open one hundred million tabs and then
Speaker 2: spend the next hour filtering through them.
Speaker 3: There's certain things that like try and boast about, Oh
Speaker 3: it's so easy it can be done on your phone.
Speaker 3: Like I use zero for invoicing, and they're like, it's
Speaker 3: so easy, you can do it on her phone app.
Speaker 3: And I'm like there's no fucking way I'm invoicing on
Speaker 3: a phone the laptop, for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you, definitely looking my end of least
Speaker 2: clean laptop job, phone job one hundred percent. Ordering Uber Eats,
Speaker 2: I've had to order Uber can be done an I've
Speaker 2: done it and I didn't like it. It was too
Speaker 2: compassone weird. Yeah, can you.
Speaker 3: Google what that means?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, great outing for cumbass in anything. I
Speaker 3: knew what it meant, thank you.
Speaker 5: It means large or heavy and therefore difficult to carry
Speaker 5: or use.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, it's just it's too large web, but the
Speaker 2: website is too too much? Going on?
Speaker 3: Too big now is a synonym?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, awkward, Yes it is awkward. Cimes Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: cumber bunt.
Speaker 3: What about watching TV shows? You know how some people
Speaker 3: watch shows on their phone? That fucking I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was next to some guy in traffic yesterday.
Speaker 2: He was watching a full Stand original series on his
Speaker 2: phone in the cradle watch was going on with driving
Speaker 2: a vehicle. I can't watch shows on my iPod even
Speaker 2: I goes five pod on my iPhone. Yeah, good luck
Speaker 2: watching it on an iPhone. I love my iPad to
Speaker 2: travel with because I watch the screen's too small.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, at best, I might download something for the
Speaker 3: flight to watch on my phone, but even then it
Speaker 3: just feels wrong.
Speaker 2: Do you know what other purchases for your laptop only?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Pretty much everything, to be honest, except for like food deliveries.
Speaker 2: You know what you do, Cherry that.
Speaker 3: I don't fuck with answering emails on your phone.
Speaker 2: I don't answer emails anywhere else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's weird to me. I'll read them on the phone,
Speaker 3: But then I'm like, I better pop to my desk
Speaker 3: and reply to this officially because I'm on the phone.
Speaker 3: It always fucks about Sometimes when you read an email
Speaker 3: that you've sent on your phone, half of the sentences
Speaker 3: are in a purple font. Yeah, you've got that hideous
Speaker 3: little sent from my iPhone thing.
Speaker 2: You can change that?
Speaker 3: Yeah you don't.
Speaker 2: No, I just added it back in. Why I wanted
Speaker 2: it to. I wanted people to know that I'm fucking
Speaker 2: busy and it's sent from my iPhone.
Speaker 3: Baby Reindeer has ruined that for me. Send from my iPhone.
Speaker 3: I'm oh, you're making a real point of being an iPhone.
Speaker 5: MiNet sent from outlook.
Speaker 2: No, my manager says my managers is send on the
Speaker 2: run with a running emojency Alaba boss used to have that.
Speaker 2: All hail the iPhone jobs. I think anything you can
Speaker 2: do on an iPhone is superior. At the end of like,
Speaker 2: I love it everything. I just love being able to
Speaker 2: do everything on my on my iPhone. Replying to emails, incredible,
Speaker 2: searching the internet. Love doing it on my iPhone. I'm shopping,
Speaker 2: I've got apps actually back for everything. In your opinion
Speaker 2: from the start, No, my opinion is that there are
Speaker 2: definite jobs like trips, banking iPhone.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes No, I do banking on my phone totally. You
Speaker 2: don't need to do it on it on a laptop.
Speaker 3: It depends because sometimes I have to have again with
Speaker 3: the tabs. I have to have multiple tabs open, being like,
Speaker 3: what's thirty percent of whatever? Because I have to transfer
Speaker 3: to different accounts for tax.
Speaker 2: It's for one time. I just pay someone to do it.
Speaker 2: Or look, I've got apps for everything.
Speaker 6: Somebody do what.
Speaker 2: Tax and transferring and taking percentages? I don't want to
Speaker 2: do that myself.
Speaker 3: I'll have an accountant, but I have to put aside
Speaker 3: thirty percent of everything I earn in a different account
Speaker 3: full tax, otherwise I'll spend it.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I just put my one. Yeah, you've a
Speaker 2: different arrangement setup, you get a tax return. I've got
Speaker 2: the Epstein set up. I don't know what that means,
Speaker 2: but that's what my tax accountant says. What about posting
Speaker 2: on Instagram only I phone? I didn't even know you
Speaker 2: could do it from a computer. Yeah, if I can,
Speaker 2: I actually would prefer to do it on the laptop.
Speaker 3: Why, because it's just so fiddly on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, you know, it does that thing where it uploads
Speaker 3: like nine percent of it and then ghost cannot be posted,
Speaker 3: cannot be posted. You have to keep retrying Instagram.
Speaker 5: Eventually it posts, Yeah, and then.
Speaker 3: Five different versions in the same video. Sometimes I just
Speaker 3: use the Facebook like back end to schedule on Instagram as.
Speaker 2: Well, and it works. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Editing videos on my phone sometimes I'll get halfway through
Speaker 3: and go, this has become a laptop job. This has
Speaker 3: becoming too hard on you. But see you, I'll endeavor
Speaker 3: to try and do it on the phone and then go, Nah,
Speaker 3: too hard.
Speaker 2: If you work from home and Jenny, your job is
Speaker 2: to edit things full time, you'd have the setup you've
Speaker 2: got them, and you can do all the keyboard shortcuts.
Speaker 2: Most of us don't know how to do all that
Speaker 2: on a computer, Like I'm so used to doing it
Speaker 2: all natively in TikToker and cap card whatever I use
Speaker 2: for it, Instagram. You know, I don't know how you
Speaker 2: do it. It makes it harder to do it the
Speaker 2: easy way on the phone, does it, really?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I find it easier just to do it on the desk.
Speaker 2: I don't even have a desk. You do out there.
Speaker 2: It's full of pr things and snacks. Yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm I agree. I agree with you. But I think
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, phone does trump all
Speaker 2: because I'm all for convenience. I'm lazy. At the end
Speaker 2: of the day, I find it harder on I'm lazy.
Speaker 5: I think laptop wins.
Speaker 2: Who listens to the show on their computer, I'd love
Speaker 2: you to DMS if you're listening on the computer.
Speaker 3: Maybe they've got the tab open at work, that's true.
Speaker 3: What tab like, they've got car, Spotify I open or
Speaker 3: something at their desk. Some people say, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you me laughs the heart Everyone in the office looked.
Speaker 2: They say that, Yeah, almost crashed my car. That's probably
Speaker 2: not on a laptop. No, No, that would be on
Speaker 2: an iPhone.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 3: What about this? Maybe we can agree on this watching
Speaker 3: porn that's a phone job, surely?
Speaker 2: Well yeah yeah, phone in one hand and the other. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you do the math.
Speaker 3: Yeah you figured it out.
Speaker 2: Oh Jenn's agreeing, she's got two thumbs?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Enjoy the episode.
Speaker 3: New hang on, hang on before we carry on with
Speaker 3: this sweep or I should clarify this iss a I
Speaker 3: Bradley voiced by Mitch cheering, Oh.
Speaker 2: Wow, it actually wasn't too bad. I was like, we
Speaker 2: could probably give that a run. Sitting here listening, I
Speaker 2: thought it was just the normal one. Yeah, go go
Speaker 2: clarry on it. Enjoy the episode New Merge available now.
Speaker 2: Couple of mitches dot com dotter you top, jesus, it's nailed.
Speaker 3: It's not that bad.
Speaker 2: It sounds like Brad's been hit in the head with
Speaker 2: a hammer and he's still persevering with the VR. You
Speaker 2: did make him sound a bit dip. I don't think
Speaker 2: that was me. I think that was the AI anyway,
Speaker 2: a I Bradley makes a good point. Go shopping. Couple
Speaker 2: of mitches dot comat do you think yes? I've seen
Speaker 2: another shirt to arrive today. Yeah, I got Stephen like
Speaker 2: a small I'm with idiot white tea.
Speaker 3: And it looks I haven't actually seen any in one though.
Speaker 2: White is cute because it's the pink arrow is so bold,
Speaker 2: and then you've got the black text. It just looks
Speaker 2: really good. And I went walking and wore my heirs
Speaker 2: to a shirt. Oh just looked gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for the compliment.
Speaker 2: I could see.
Speaker 3: That's the first nice thing you've said about my design. Oh, no,
Speaker 3: it looks good.
Speaker 2: It isched me on the nipples though obviously you've used
Speaker 2: an embrasive material, but mine isn't. Of course mine wash
Speaker 2: their hands stipped in the shirts. Myself, I saw all
Speaker 2: these twelve to eighteen year old white girls looking at me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is going on? I hought that hot. No,
Speaker 2: they all thought I was wearing Taylor Swift merch. They're like, geez,
Speaker 2: Taylor really poked it up during that era. No, that's
Speaker 2: actually me. Girls, who was Taylor Brunette. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I understand your confusion. That's a man. Sorry.
Speaker 3: So for those that don't realize we're doing a competition here,
Speaker 3: we've got a merch design each. Originally we were going
Speaker 3: to try and agree on one, but then we couldn't,
Speaker 3: so we were like, fuck it, We'll put both on sale.
Speaker 3: See who sells more. Mine is the Taylor Swift inspired one.
Speaker 3: Yours is that I'm with idiots?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: I actually like your designed to be honest right, like
Speaker 3: yours too. That's the first time you've admitted that. I've
Speaker 3: seen the sales and I feel sorry for you. So
Speaker 3: I do love that to say, when are we going
Speaker 3: to decide, like, what's the cutoff mark?
Speaker 2: When are we going to read the results? Who sold more?
Speaker 2: I think we do the cutoff July next year.
Speaker 3: July next Yeah, I was thinking maybe end of the month,
Speaker 3: end of September.
Speaker 2: That's my birthday, and in my present is finding out
Speaker 2: that I've lost this war, I'll be like Trump, I
Speaker 2: will just incite violence on the Capitol.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about instead early October our five year anniversary.
Speaker 2: That's oh, that's perfect, that's perfect.
Speaker 3: I don't actually remember the exact date, but basically early October.
Speaker 3: Get merch shopping idiots. I say support team Cooms.
Speaker 2: Okay, I say support Team Churi, and then we're going
Speaker 2: to close that store that'll be in the no More
Speaker 2: merch or shall we keep it open?
Speaker 3: No, we have to get We don't have to We
Speaker 3: don't have to close the store. I just thought that
Speaker 3: someone we'll call it and say, here's who's in front.
Speaker 2: And we'll tell you up a percentage, will we? Okay?
Speaker 2: How exciting. If you haven't yet bought a shirt, go
Speaker 2: and have a look. They're gorgeous, they're super high quality.
Speaker 5: Or the mona general.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not in the competition. It's like when you
Speaker 2: got to Macas during their monopoly and only like the
Speaker 2: big Cochs and the Nuggets have the tickets on them
Speaker 2: and the soft serves don't. That's always pissed me off.
Speaker 3: If everyone likes the soft serfs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not involved in the competition. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: hate to break it to but Mitch and I spoke earlier,
Speaker 2: do me, Mitch? Yeah, yeah, next week on the show
Speaker 2: or in a couple of days, Jules Ragnarok.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: Listen. We do have a guest joining us on Wednesday's episode,
Speaker 2: which is two thirty two. Yep, her name is Jules.
Speaker 3: You might know. We're on TikTok as recovering party Girl yep.
Speaker 3: And she's been documenting her sobriety journey. But she does
Speaker 3: it in a way that I find really amusing because
Speaker 3: she's very honest about it. Yeah, she's not very preachy
Speaker 3: like some people who were like, my life is a
Speaker 3: thousand times better now that I don't drink. She's like,
Speaker 3: sometimes Saturday is a fucking boy. Now what have I done? Yeah,
Speaker 3: And so she'll be in here to chat through that
Speaker 3: whole situation. She's on TikTok if you want to check
Speaker 3: it out. Yeah, jewels rang ahh, don't listen.
Speaker 6: You know me.
Speaker 3: You know how important it is for me to get
Speaker 3: names right. And so I said to her, I was
Speaker 3: chatting for the other day when we were organizing all this.
Speaker 3: I said, Jolsey, I need you to tell me how
Speaker 3: to pronounce your last name properly, because I like to
Speaker 3: get this shit correct. And she goes, oh, honestly, don't
Speaker 3: stress because my Mary family roast me for getting my
Speaker 3: own last name wrong. And I'm like, is that supposed
Speaker 3: to make me stress less? I don't think you understand
Speaker 3: how much more stress that makes me. I want to
Speaker 3: get it right. Yes, I don't want your Mary family
Speaker 3: mocking me. For getting it wrong. No, I want them
Speaker 3: to go fuck yeah he nailed.
Speaker 2: At Yes, Okay, I'm with you because just at A
Speaker 2: spelled r A n G I H g U e
Speaker 2: u A, which is beautiful Jewel. Actually, should I check
Speaker 2: her voice message? I just want to know this is
Speaker 2: a show a voice mess just it is me. I
Speaker 2: can't wait to play my All Saints message from Mark Howard. Jewels, Rangy,
Speaker 2: how you were?
Speaker 6: I got it.
Speaker 2: Great. I promised to work on it and I wouldn't
Speaker 2: he al of course.
Speaker 3: Jewels that Rangy, how you are doing on Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Lovely?
Speaker 3: She's an absolute hosting the whole sobriety thing. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: because she's very open about it. She was like I
Speaker 3: was a fucking rat, yeah, full blown addict, and now
Speaker 3: look at it. She's nearly living sober.
Speaker 2: For two years. A second so influence we've had on
Speaker 2: the show. We had Tim Abbott.
Speaker 3: Oh he stole my birthday.
Speaker 2: He did still your birthday and he stole my my
Speaker 2: body because he's gorgeous, right, and then I was sober
Speaker 2: for a brief period and then relapsed. If you hate,
Speaker 2: if you were worried about who's she merched by by
Speaker 2: mine because I had a real rag to Richard story.
Speaker 2: I've crawled from the depths. Mitchell living in the penthouse unrelatable,
Speaker 2: but me, I struggle. So by my match.
Speaker 3: You want to know what the difference is in what
Speaker 3: in this penhouse? I'm paying rent?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I got you? There, didn't I? I had to
Speaker 2: break my lease? So do I isn't that blight choice?
Speaker 2: My hand was forced? Shall we do? Jim?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Do you think you could tell
Speaker 2: the difference between the smell of a Crayola crayon compared
Speaker 2: to a generic, no name brand crayon?
Speaker 5: I think so?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Yeah, So Crayola, who are like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: they make crayons, they make kids stuff and drawing books
Speaker 2: and whatnot. Have this week trademarked the smell of their crayons.
Speaker 3: Wow, do they create their own bespoke sent.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I know. They don't. They don't set
Speaker 2: out to create a scent, but clearly the smell of
Speaker 2: Creole crayons to them is so iconic they've trademarked it.
Speaker 2: The United States Trademark Office has approved it, and the
Speaker 2: CEO of Creola said, we want to bottle it up
Speaker 2: and sell it maybe as a fragrance in our crayole stores.
Speaker 2: We want to pump it through the air.
Speaker 3: Scented candle that I don't think so, I don't think
Speaker 3: that is possible. Oh, surely it is.
Speaker 5: Just it's possible, but I don't know if it's smell good.
Speaker 3: They've got fucking caves the Chicken Nugget scented candles, and
Speaker 3: they're pretty bang.
Speaker 2: On, actually true. Alan's Lollies do a collaboration with Dusks
Speaker 2: not paid the Red Frog, and their Chico candle is
Speaker 2: so yummy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've had a Bubblo Bill scented candle heavy, but had
Speaker 2: a Gay Time scented candle, which in my house was
Speaker 2: just a vanilla. It's actually one of.
Speaker 3: My favorite candles I've ever owned, the Splice scented candle lime.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right. So what I've done is I've used the
Speaker 2: kidio to purchase genuine Crayola crayons, which eat the dock expensive.
Speaker 2: I fight it, and I've got none name brand generic.
Speaker 2: It's like ad a chemist generic crayons. I will ask
Speaker 2: you both to close your eyes and I will bring
Speaker 2: them underneath your No, So I'm getting them. It just
Speaker 2: me on the fly.
Speaker 3: Can you definitely tell the difference between the smell of
Speaker 3: store bought playto with the yellow bloody tab or that
Speaker 3: bullshit plato that makes you make in preschool?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm with you. It just smelled like flower and disappointment.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to give you Crayon number one,
Speaker 2: eyes closed. I'm bringing it over. I was gonna say
Speaker 2: right away, you can't put it in your hand because
Speaker 2: you'll know the difference.
Speaker 3: Jenna in three nose Okay, Mitchell, is this the same
Speaker 3: one that she just smelled?
Speaker 2: So we'll call it Crayon number one? Sure, breathing, you
Speaker 2: can just smell whatever frequency you're wear. This one's busted.
Speaker 3: I can't smell anything that's not Crayola, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: What about Crayon number two? Breathe in, Jenna, breathe in.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah that's the Crayola. Whatever I knew, are Crayola?
Speaker 2: Okay, lock it, lock your answers in. Ye, yeah, Crayola
Speaker 2: was Crayon number two. You're right, bang crazy. It's got
Speaker 2: it's got a smell.
Speaker 3: It must be the paper because the other ones that
Speaker 3: you've got, they're like the ones where you twist the
Speaker 3: end like an extendable pen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these ones don't have a smell, nothing to them.
Speaker 2: I literally couldn't smell a thing smell that Crayole. Mitchell
Speaker 2: it actually because when I read this, I thought this
Speaker 2: is nothing, and I thought, what if we did a
Speaker 2: smell test. I was blown away at how Creola like
Speaker 2: the crayon the Crayola smell. It's it's iconic. You to
Speaker 2: smell that box and the crayons too.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should do another sniff test on the podcast,
Speaker 3: something that's harder, because clearly Crayola is just so distinct.
Speaker 2: It was a very easy game, and it was I
Speaker 2: thought it would be harder to I thought the generic
Speaker 2: ones would have more of a smell. Also, drawing with crayons, God,
Speaker 2: it's fun, you got it more often it's not really
Speaker 2: quite enjoyable.
Speaker 3: But also do you reckon the same applies for Creola
Speaker 3: branded chalk or just the chalk.
Speaker 2: And until you sniff it on. The craole also is
Speaker 2: not paying for any of us. I was not paying it.
Speaker 2: We're giving them a lot of free promo, aren't we, Crayol.
Speaker 2: I don't recall receiving a cent from Ninja creamy. That's
Speaker 2: a good point, and we dragged that out. They actually
Speaker 2: did reach out to me after that. Yeah, and I said,
Speaker 2: I've already got one. Yeah, I know. There's one color dandelion,
Speaker 2: I think it's called that's a yellow from the nineteen
Speaker 2: eighties and they discontinue it and change it to this
Speaker 2: yellow in the nineties. And if you have that original
Speaker 2: yellow crayon, it's worth like thirty thousand dollars. How does
Speaker 2: that differ. It's just a different shade, isn't that crazy? Wow? Well,
Speaker 2: there you go. The first annual iGEM sniff test is complete.
Speaker 3: Does it have to be an you'll we could just
Speaker 3: do another one in an episode very soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, do you reckon? You could smell my shoe
Speaker 2: apart from Jenner's I'm not sure you do it right now? No,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never seen you.
Speaker 3: Look that the sea moss in my fucking gob And
Speaker 3: I'm not sniffing your shoes. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't put my foot down off that happening today.
Speaker 2: That's enough of these two. Now, let's hear just you.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on. It's now time to hear
Speaker 2: from one of you. One of our beloved idiots. We
Speaker 2: do adore you, honest to God. And there's been a
Speaker 2: lot of communication from the idiots in the Injurian Idiot
Speaker 2: Facebook group, which you're not a part of. You have
Speaker 2: to rush and join now you've been checking, now, have you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, because we're down in admin, because we had the
Speaker 2: resignation of Calum after that sex scamp, we had to
Speaker 2: we have to approve some of the posts. Myself. We
Speaker 2: get flooded with posts were like the Daily Puffet or
Speaker 2: whatever that Harry Potter magazine is the Daily Poffin.
Speaker 6: What is that.
Speaker 2: Hagrid Hagrid hair Old or something. I'm not sure what
Speaker 2: it's called.
Speaker 3: I can't say I'm sure of anything. You think that
Speaker 3: you aripot a nerd?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Really, I don't know why I was so offended by
Speaker 3: that accusation. But no, when have I ever said that?
Speaker 2: You just look like one of those people that would
Speaker 2: have one of those triangle necklaces, but you hide it.
Speaker 2: I don't even have the triangle nextlathe Oh good, Jenna,
Speaker 2: does is it.
Speaker 3: The time turner?
Speaker 5: No, it's the whole crux.
Speaker 2: I love how she started literally, may you straight away?
Speaker 2: I think get it? Wrong, so people don't know that
Speaker 2: you're actually team JK, which we can discuss off the end.
Speaker 3: Who have we got on the phone today?
Speaker 2: He's in Sydney today. Let's welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Dan Good, Let's get him on the line.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, daniels.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 6: How you doing?
Speaker 2: We are good? Are so good? How are you? What
Speaker 2: are you doing? Where are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm a home just working hard on my laptop.
Speaker 2: It's the laptop job at the NAT. We were talking
Speaker 2: about that on the show today, laptop job versus phone
Speaker 2: jobs that like things like international holidays, you can only
Speaker 2: book on a laptop. You never book that on on
Speaker 2: a phone.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. You'd be crazy too.
Speaker 2: Exactly exactly, Daniel. How long have you been listening to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: For a while now a couple of years. I reckon yees,
Speaker 1: feels like it.
Speaker 2: You need to buy so much? Can I take those
Speaker 2: crayons off? Futue so distracted? Not engage with doodling on
Speaker 2: this bit of paper. I just asked David a question
Speaker 2: and you sorry, Daniel, Daniel and I and you could
Speaker 2: ask another question. I'm just drawing. Danny.
Speaker 3: You ready to go with your visit? It's me Bradley,
Speaker 3: what can't you in?
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go all right?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Have you been solicited for sex on the job?
Speaker 3: Come on, God, we're.
Speaker 2: Working with Jenna. I mean the answer is yes. What
Speaker 2: happens off the cloud? Say the cloud tour close co workers,
Speaker 2: the three of us know what happened?
Speaker 1: What I had the most unhinged lady I've probably ever
Speaker 1: had it on a tour when I was a zip
Speaker 1: line tour guide in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Fun.
Speaker 1: It was really fun, it was really cute, like great views.
Speaker 1: You're telling people about sustainability, like the whole time you're
Speaker 1: on course with them. But this lady, she didn't want
Speaker 1: to know anything about sustainability. So when she started, she
Speaker 1: was like run down the hill out of bread. It
Speaker 1: sounded kind of like she was crying to come, like
Speaker 1: to check in, just being like I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We're like fine, it's fine too. Hasn't even
Speaker 1: started yet. As we're going off one of the zip
Speaker 1: lines it's like third zip Line, which has the best
Speaker 1: of you on the whole course, She's like touching my
Speaker 1: cheeks and telling me how soft they are, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, that's very odd behavior.
Speaker 1: It was very strange, and I tried to get her
Speaker 1: off me and be like, oh, look at the view.
Speaker 1: Listen to the talk that we're having on this platform.
Speaker 1: Was something I think she might have been or high.
Speaker 1: She's like she smelled of a lot of different things.
Speaker 1: So with this it was on a Wednesday. Wow, solicited
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday. But she turns to me after again
Speaker 1: saying that she doesn't speak very good English and that's
Speaker 1: why she couldn't listen to the chat. She looked at
Speaker 1: me and she just goes, are you are one or
Speaker 1: a zero? And I was taken aback because I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't. I have no idea what that means. Definitely
Speaker 1: one that day. And then I was like I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Can you can you explain? And she was like and
Speaker 1: she like looked off into the distance, had a big think,
Speaker 1: and then looked back at me and was like, uh,
Speaker 1: do you like to fuck or be fucked?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, your English is a little
Speaker 1: bit better than you were letting on.
Speaker 2: Was she asking for a friend or was she keen
Speaker 2: for its light to dam Yeah?
Speaker 1: She was like, I have many friends in Shanghai, who
Speaker 1: would love to know you. At the end of the tour,
Speaker 1: when like we're saying goodbye, instead of giving me a tip,
Speaker 1: she wanted to give me her friend's tips.
Speaker 2: No, she wasn't after you.
Speaker 3: No she wasn't, but she was.
Speaker 1: She was hunting for some mates.
Speaker 2: Wow, wait, Dan, are you are you into women at all?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Not at all.
Speaker 5: Maybe she was trying to traffic you.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I was actually going to think.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was trafficking because it's an odd proposition. I've
Speaker 3: got a guy that would love you. The catch is
Speaker 3: you have to fly overseas to meet him.
Speaker 2: I mean, was he a billionaire? I mean I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did Did she give you any details on the guy
Speaker 2: or the men?
Speaker 1: No details. It was just here's my number if you
Speaker 1: want it, if you come to Shanghai, give me a call.
Speaker 1: And already after the impressions, I was like, she also
Speaker 1: peed on course it was it was a lot of.
Speaker 2: Your friends. Yeah, kind of beautiful, but no, no more
Speaker 2: I hear about this woman. How mysterious. I want to
Speaker 2: see a photo of Dan. I've got Danny's gorgeous. You
Speaker 2: are beautiful, so I can see it happening. I think
Speaker 2: what him being trafficked traffic? You too, Dan got a
Speaker 2: couple of bites thank you? Oh my god, what think
Speaker 2: of that would frightened me completely. I wouldn't know what
Speaker 2: to do. I didn't either.
Speaker 1: I was like, no money, Yeah, so did.
Speaker 2: You report it to you know, hr if you have
Speaker 2: a hred apartment in the mountains or bought your bars.
Speaker 1: Or I didn't know how to. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: she's look, it happened. I felt like, there's nothing you
Speaker 1: can really do with that, Like, you can't really be like,
Speaker 1: I'll never let them back on tour again because they're
Speaker 1: probably not going to come back.
Speaker 3: And she didn't like hammer the point she left you
Speaker 3: alone after you were like no thanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just like skipped off into the distance, literally
Speaker 1: skipped like that.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: She sounds like such a free.
Speaker 2: Look. So now let's go back to the point. Is
Speaker 2: is a zero receiver or is the one receiver? I
Speaker 2: think she ever clarified, Well, yeah, so zero is a zero.
Speaker 1: Receiver, right, Zero.
Speaker 2: Has to be a receiver purely visually and then and
Speaker 2: then the one visually again must be the giver. No,
Speaker 2: you're onto something.
Speaker 1: Actually, if she had the knowledge of like fuck or
Speaker 1: be Fox? Why would you start with zeros or one?
Speaker 2: Totally? I'll never look at the Channel ten logo the same, Dan,
Speaker 2: thank you for getting in touch. We'll give you a
Speaker 2: totally tote bag. Congratulations, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Thanks darling.
Speaker 3: And if you want to come on the podcast with
Speaker 3: and is it just me of your own? How do
Speaker 3: they do that?
Speaker 2: Cheery? Yes? So you can send us a text on
Speaker 2: this number two till nine to zero two.
Speaker 7: Nine.
Speaker 2: Of course you can dms a couple of mitches and
Speaker 2: all you have to do is send us a story
Speaker 2: like dance. It doesn't even really have to be something
Speaker 2: you've noticed you hate to appreciate it. If you've got
Speaker 2: a great story that you tell at parties or you
Speaker 2: tell when you meet someone for the first time, hit
Speaker 2: us up. We'll get you on the show. You actually
Speaker 2: got it right. I actually threw to you as the test.
Speaker 2: I was like, what tangent could he go on today?
Speaker 2: I was like, carry your picture answer, I'm wrapping the show.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: One is the Daily Prophet Daily Prophet.
Speaker 2: I swear to God I said that.
Speaker 3: You said the Daily Poppets?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you that? My update? Remember last time
Speaker 2: I went to the Haggard's Escape Ride. Oh, you couldn't fit.
Speaker 2: I couldn't fit, and then I was fat shamed and
Speaker 2: told to leave one too many butterbes Trappler. So they
Speaker 2: said to me, hip, if it's that magic? Yeah, what's
Speaker 2: the update? I went back this year? Congratulations here zero zero?
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see you all in a couple of days. Yeah,
Speaker 2: can't you then talking? You'll see you then? Bye?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: A welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 3: we pretend the show's done, and then we just kick
Speaker 3: back and relax for a bit.
Speaker 2: I've had two coffees, that's my problem?
Speaker 3: Is that unusual?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I only ever have one? Oh okay, I
Speaker 2: only ever have one, and now I've had two, which
Speaker 2: is four shots.
Speaker 3: You know, you know how you don't drink coffee? Have
Speaker 3: you ever tried it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, well never mind. I had a pitch, but
Speaker 3: forget it.
Speaker 2: To kiss me and see if you good taste?
Speaker 3: Going to be like, should we get Jenner to taste
Speaker 3: test a mocker? Because imagine someone who's never had the
Speaker 3: taste of coffee in their mouth.
Speaker 2: Market drinkers pussies. But it's like a gateway if you
Speaker 2: have only ever drunk hot chocolate.
Speaker 3: True, I've tried it and I spout it out.
Speaker 2: Can I take it a moka?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, fuck, you couldn't handle that. No, why didn't
Speaker 3: you record it for the podcast?
Speaker 2: You should have recorded at Jenna. Then that coffee could
Speaker 2: have been a tax.
Speaker 3: Right off, damn it.
Speaker 2: You could have Jenna had a really bad coffee. There
Speaker 2: is a difference, Mitch and I coffee drinkers, a massive difference,
Speaker 2: right between a good barista made coffee and a really
Speaker 2: shit barwister to made coffee. They they're different products. When
Speaker 2: the milk is steamed correctly with micro foam, it's right.
Speaker 2: But you've got a ship barrista that coffee.
Speaker 3: It tastes like sawerage water like there aren't any particularly
Speaker 3: good coffee. If you've just got a coffee or a
Speaker 3: bad one, that's right. Yeah, yeah, what do you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know, don't say it, don't say
Speaker 2: arm and flat white? Bang on? Yeah? Do you mind?
Speaker 6: Do you know?
Speaker 3: What? Is it? Just me?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 2: Yours?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had to order for you
Speaker 3: an arm and latte.
Speaker 2: No, that's a sea I've got it from it arm.
Speaker 3: I was just about to say, is it just me
Speaker 3: on the fly? Do cappuccinos kind of fuck?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, because John one got my order wrong the
Speaker 3: other day and they brought around an arm and cappuccino
Speaker 3: and I was like, I can't.
Speaker 2: Be bothered complaining. I'll just deal with it. And then
Speaker 2: I was like that chocky kind of slap pat. I
Speaker 2: was an Armond latte and almond flat white drink off
Speaker 2: for so long. I mean Laura Burn, my radio co host,
Speaker 2: finished her coffee when we're doing the show and pulled
Speaker 2: the lid off and licked the rim, and I thought,
Speaker 2: now that I can get around and it was full
Speaker 2: of creamy brown chocolate sorry, and I thought, funk I
Speaker 2: want that? So I tried an almond cap and I
Speaker 2: have not looked back.
Speaker 3: Interesting, Maybe I should try it ordering a coffee next,
Speaker 3: because my ear used to be this goes back to
Speaker 3: when I was like a pave Uni student. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not paying for air. If you get a latte
Speaker 3: or a cappuccino, there's bubbles on top.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Flat whites are literally flat. Say more coffee. You're always
Speaker 3: asked for no foam. Yeah, and you shouldn't have to clarify.
Speaker 3: It's literally meant to be no fone on a flatnight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like a little bit right, like a
Speaker 2: millimeter if that tiny, it's meant to be flat. Would you?
Speaker 2: Would you ever do it? I had a period where
Speaker 2: I did a long black with a dash of milk,
Speaker 2: and that reminds me of instant yuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, but it's nice because you had a little
Speaker 2: bit of milk and they don't even froth it. They
Speaker 2: just pour it straight in exactly. It's an instant. They
Speaker 2: still charge your six bucks or something ridiculous. Is it
Speaker 2: just me on the floor or did anyone else's mum?
Speaker 2: Two things from Michelle Chury love it a bit. A
Speaker 2: gets so busy during her morning commute that she would
Speaker 2: have to re microwave her coffee halfway through the morning.
Speaker 2: She'd get up at seven and then make it and
Speaker 2: then drink it for an hour or two and be
Speaker 2: like it's cold midway through blow drying her hair. So
Speaker 2: get me as a kid to pop it in the
Speaker 2: microwave for thirty five seconds, and then she'd finish drinking it.
Speaker 2: I might just make another one.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had a coffee last long
Speaker 3: enough to have to microwave it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I slam them bitches, pump them, especially as an adult.
Speaker 2: And then secondly, Michellechury will dip her veggiemite toe and
Speaker 2: any toast she makes into her instant coffee then drink
Speaker 2: she loves it.
Speaker 3: Yuck. No veggimid and coffee and bread. Well, the show
Speaker 3: I work on, they it's.
Speaker 2: Just a show for context, Jenna, come on, don't be
Speaker 2: a fit.
Speaker 5: It's just two radio hosts that talk on the No
Speaker 5: in the morning.
Speaker 2: Three. I really fucked up they did.
Speaker 6: They have a segment where they try different weird recipes,
Speaker 6: and this morning they tried vegemite coffee.
Speaker 2: I din't really Yeah, what what do you do? You
Speaker 2: make an instant coffee and teaspoon and vegimo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like foam and all that.
Speaker 2: It it just be salty. No, who wants the salted
Speaker 2: coffee total add toast to it? You dip it, that's what.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Michelle Cheering lives by it, loves it. I've tried it
Speaker 2: and it's sweet and salty, because especially if you've got
Speaker 2: sugars in your coffee, I.
Speaker 3: Don't like sweet and soldier like even salted caramel. I'm like,
Speaker 3: why would you fuck up go this caramel flavor with
Speaker 3: a bit of salted caramel.
Speaker 2: I had hot star fried chicken for the first time.
Speaker 2: I was at the Hamilton premiere and that was the
Speaker 2: only thing I could really get before the show. And
Speaker 2: it's a big piece of fried chicken like a schnitzel,
Speaker 2: but it's covered in sweet seasoning like plum powder. And
Speaker 2: it was such a crazy mind fuck. It was delicious,
Speaker 2: but it was salty chicken with sweet seasoning. It was weird.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. Now.
Speaker 2: Is that intern gone? Hey, there's an internet at the
Speaker 2: building and I'm terrified of her. Why there's an inter?
Speaker 2: Said her? Here? It's kiss She lovely jumped into her
Speaker 2: at the front. You bumped into her?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What did she say about you?
Speaker 3: She said to me, you're just as beautiful as the photos.
Speaker 3: I was like, thank fuck, I was having a good
Speaker 3: hairda if I came in looking or busted and she's like,
Speaker 3: you look nothing like the photos.
Speaker 2: Is that actually what she said to you? Yeah?
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 2: She said to me, and who are you? And I said,
Speaker 2: I'm mich And what do you do? I said, I
Speaker 2: host two radio shows. She goes, but which ones? Have
Speaker 2: not heard of them? I said?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Anyway, then I ran into the radio show. She must
Speaker 2: have listened to it. It came out and went, you
Speaker 2: know what, just looking and talking to you, I thought
Speaker 2: you were vanilla, but you're actually pretty funny. Wow. She's
Speaker 2: a great dudgeon.
Speaker 3: She told me you're just as beautiful as I thought.
Speaker 2: You'd pay clearly your judgments.
Speaker 6: Downstairs, she's like, you know, I can do a handstand
Speaker 6: And I'm like, well, sure do it. And she did it,
Speaker 6: and she can do a really good hands there.
Speaker 2: How long she hold it for?
Speaker 5: For like ten seconds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of power in this business. I'm going
Speaker 2: to ensure she never works to day in this industry.
Speaker 5: Actually, she works for the company currently in Townsville, suck Shiit.
Speaker 2: She goes to me, guess how many kids I've got?
Speaker 2: It's six. Well, you didn't even give me any time
Speaker 2: not have guessed that six kids.
Speaker 5: She's amazing and she's going to listen to this podcast
Speaker 5: from now on.
Speaker 2: She told me that you know what, She's so sweet
Speaker 2: and I believe children are the future.
Speaker 3: Does she actually have six kids?
Speaker 2: That you make that up?
Speaker 3: She has six cows, that's fourteen.
Speaker 2: She goes to me, weirdy you lily, they've had a
Speaker 2: castle on a hill. I'm like, all right, Princess Fiona.
Speaker 3: Non ogre versions of course, Well you've just screwed over
Speaker 3: a new potential fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, calling her an ogre I've got Speaking of fans,
Speaker 2: we had fans. We need to talk about our show.
Speaker 2: We had fans at one point. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: We have an ex staff member of ours that has progressed,
Speaker 2: and I'd like to do a shout out to remember
Speaker 2: our intern Alex who competed for a producing job on
Speaker 2: this show. Correct, she now works for the Morning show
Speaker 2: on Channel seven as the head of entertainment. And that
Speaker 2: is just an ijamrags to Richard's story reached out to
Speaker 2: Bridy Carter.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, probably why did she think of me?
Speaker 2: Probably that makes so much sense as to why they
Speaker 2: played your video.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, she didn't get a roll this.
Speaker 3: God lover.
Speaker 2: I mean, our staff on this show have gone on
Speaker 2: to such big things. Name one other than Alex Ryan,
Speaker 2: I'm obviously working at Channel seven. Hilarious by the way,
Speaker 2: because that's mcleod'sought its character it is we've had. Let
Speaker 2: me think Sarah Harris was an intern for us from
Speaker 2: the Project No Ala Jacobs. Remember she printed our stuffs
Speaker 2: Peter over and worked in the mail room.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what if our intern became really famous?
Speaker 2: I'd be pissed.
Speaker 3: No good for them.
Speaker 2: I want her to Who is our intern?
Speaker 5: Our intern?
Speaker 2: We don't have one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Thatched?
Speaker 2: Oh I did smirch her showy picture his house on
Speaker 2: the hill. I call bullshit.
Speaker 3: You're just jealous.
Speaker 2: It's in Townsville. I too, have three dollars fifty.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made someone feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better to say.
Speaker 2: That's all. So we do, So, we do, so we do.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening again. So I'm wrapping this up. The
Speaker 2: sniff test is back soon. I will be cutting off
Speaker 2: a lock of Jenne's pubes, and then I'll lock of
Speaker 2: my pubes and Mitch you will have to guess who's
Speaker 2: pub is who, and visually you'll be able to tell
Speaker 2: Jenna has a really European kinking.
Speaker 3: Quit this show very soon. You shouldn't be surprised. Why
Speaker 3: because in the space of less than an hour, you've
Speaker 3: asked me to sniff your shoes and.
Speaker 2: Your pubes over your speed pits last week. Unconsensual? No,
Speaker 2: you said, is it bad that I kind of want
Speaker 2: to see it? Well, because you brought it up your
Speaker 2: army hammer. Oh, I can't deal with this.
Speaker 3: We're packing to do. Can we get rid of him
Speaker 3: and bring him the intern?
Speaker 2: Watch the rating you watch, well, we'll watch from a
Speaker 2: castle on the hill. But it's for terminites. Alright, let's
Speaker 2: go all right, see you guys. Thanks for listening to gets.
Speaker 3: By Bye bye.
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Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.