WEBVTT - #231: Laptop Jobs

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just.

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<v Speaker 2>Posted a couple of mitches?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you bless.

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<v Speaker 2>Yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood? Can you

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<v Speaker 2>post videos to YouTube?

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<v Speaker 3>What sort of a question is that? Can I send

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<v Speaker 3>letters at the post office?

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<v Speaker 2>Now here is MITCHI and Mitchell coos Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hellay?

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<v Speaker 2>How are you? Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a bit knack and I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've got your work you're on. You've got to

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<v Speaker 2>scrunch you on your wrist, You've got to sing it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Your hair's all messy. You cover thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I've noticed you commenting on my parents every episode on that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like work to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it just looks like I've had things to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a busy morning, but I've had to come

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<v Speaker 2>and do my job and then I'll go back home

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<v Speaker 2>and pull my hair up in a high pony and

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<v Speaker 2>get it done. I'm in the thick of moving at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>By the time this episode's out, I'll be in my

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<v Speaker 3>new penthouse if you don't hardly mind. But right now

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<v Speaker 3>I'm having to pack and it's all very last minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Sean and I got a place together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's perfect. So we jumped at it. But I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>moving with a few days.

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<v Speaker 3>Notice, it's very thressful.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have far to go at.

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<v Speaker 3>All, I know, but that makes it harder because we

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<v Speaker 3>haven't even hired a truck because it's embarrassing to go

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<v Speaker 3>such a short distance.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to do it ourselves. So you're walking it

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<v Speaker 2>from one house to a hour pretty much. But surely

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<v Speaker 2>you can get like a digital trolley digital. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what I meant by that, clearly, I've never whenever

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<v Speaker 2>I move, I use move LL. I don't move myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how to do. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>first time I'm broad talking it. Oh my goodness. So

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<v Speaker 2>you and Sean, is it causing it to driving a

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<v Speaker 2>wage between the two of you? No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you have stuff together? No you don't, do you not?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>He barely moved into my current place. He didn't even unpack, really,

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<v Speaker 3>and so that makes it easy for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's what you said to me, He said, I'm moving,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, no, you're not. Sean's moving my way

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<v Speaker 2>to make it move it now, because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you You're exhausted from the move, like Sean's

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<v Speaker 2>moving into you drama queen. I know, but you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>tell us. It happened so quickly, Penhouse and so nice

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<v Speaker 2>price keepy Jennet for you to sublet it to Mitchell. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>Jenne is a land baron and a label baron. So well,

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<v Speaker 2>unfe you for just forgiving out the rights. Yeah, and mates,

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<v Speaker 2>rat's god, she's good. That's so nice. Jen. Obviously you're

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<v Speaker 2>very negatively did but you do what that means. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in the market. So I've obviously watched a YouTube video.

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<v Speaker 3>Now listen here where you need to discuss something. Actually

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<v Speaker 3>you and I me. Yeah, yeah, speaking of keeping things

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<v Speaker 3>from each other, you didn't tell me that you were

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<v Speaker 3>going on the fucking project.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't tell anyone. Didn't even have time to tell

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<v Speaker 2>my mum that took it's by surprise. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>was on the project for the international listeners. The project

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<v Speaker 2>is the nightly news done different in Australia. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>a panel show and they do the news. And I've

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<v Speaker 2>been on before with you at the Desk. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't at the desk. Interesting, No, I wasn't the Desk

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<v Speaker 2>book because it was out of Melbourne. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>rove show, so I had to go to the Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>ten offices and do a cross. It all happened very quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>So for our idiots that haven't seen the clip. They

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<v Speaker 3>were talking about an earthquake in muscle.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook, yeah, which is in regional New South Wales.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and for context, in accordance with Sydney, they were

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<v Speaker 3>calling it a Sydney earthquake. It's very far north. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it'd be like a two hour drive north for I

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<v Speaker 3>think almost three hour yeah. And they were like, let's

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<v Speaker 3>cross to someone who couldn't be further south of Sydney. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about an earthquake that could not in any way,

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<v Speaker 3>shape or form have affected them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well if you watch it, And I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck? Yeah, that the project is it can

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<v Speaker 2>toy with very serious news. But then also they lean

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<v Speaker 2>heavily into comedy. And that's the call that I got.

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<v Speaker 2>They said they want a comedian that can make jokes

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<v Speaker 2>about the Sydney earthquake because it wasn't felt in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, I mean barely.

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<v Speaker 3>So then when I started, because I did watch it live,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll play it for our idiots that missed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm listening back. We'll take care phones off. But no.

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<v Speaker 3>At first I was like, why the fuck are they

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<v Speaker 3>crossing to him? But then I'm like, I see what

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<v Speaker 3>they're doing. Now. It's all just a pitstake, and you

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<v Speaker 3>had to do what you do best, which is live

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<v Speaker 3>through your take.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a bit. It was a bit. Okay, play

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<v Speaker 2>me on the project, right, This is just a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of us. Where were you when it hit? Guys? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've just become okay with talking about it. Oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is the first time I vocalized how I feel. But

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<v Speaker 2>I was. I was about to eat lunch. Pause, shock, horror.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a bagel in my hand, homemade turkey bagel,

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<v Speaker 2>about to put that thing in my mouth, and then

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<v Speaker 2>the earthquake struck.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>By the time I was done with a bagel, the

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<v Speaker 2>earthquake was over. I barely felt the thing. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>friends in La, and whenever there's an earthquake, o diseas.

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<v Speaker 2>Did anyone feel that? Did anyone feel that? The Everyone's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>did you feel what? Was there an earthquake?

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<v Speaker 4>Miss?

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<v Speaker 2>Just for the record, we've all got friends in La.

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<v Speaker 3>So sorry, Yeah, Susie, use off there putting your back

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<v Speaker 3>in your box. I loved that.

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<v Speaker 2>I got so many messages, mostly from our idiots going

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<v Speaker 2>how rude, Susie Usuf laughing at you on National Telly,

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<v Speaker 2>how daresh.

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<v Speaker 3>But it very much had the same nagery gets I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in and out of La. You just mentioned randomly that

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<v Speaker 3>I have friends in La.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because whenever there is an earthquake in La, the

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<v Speaker 2>people of La and my friends that I have over

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<v Speaker 2>there post did anyone feel that, oh my god, we

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<v Speaker 2>just had an earthquake. So that's the only yeah, comparison.

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<v Speaker 5>Who are these friends?

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<v Speaker 2>I had heard that there's Jimi Mars his sues. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you go back and watch that footage, if you've

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<v Speaker 2>got my Insta, you can see it on my reels.

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<v Speaker 2>I and no one knows. This I had was it

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<v Speaker 2>was having a severe allergic reaction to BRIT's dog, Delilah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was house sitting for my friend Britney Hankly.

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<v Speaker 3>Way, have you been allergic to dogs this whole time?

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<v Speaker 2>No idea? Apparently, so, well you have a dog. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the thing is, we don't know it was either the

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<v Speaker 2>dog or the sea moss gel. I have never been

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<v Speaker 2>that bad in my life. Look my face.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I posed this to the idiots, but

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<v Speaker 3>I was the way what was happening on TV? Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>throat closing up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so this was This was about midday and then

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<v Speaker 2>I got a call saying we need you in the

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<v Speaker 2>project in two hours. Can you get to Sydney Studios?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, yeah, it just gets about of hisstor

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<v Speaker 2>beans didn't tell them. It got progressively worse. So my

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<v Speaker 2>throat was itching. I had hives all over my entire

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<v Speaker 2>body where they couldn't tell at all. No, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>well they covered my face in makeup. But if you

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<v Speaker 2>look my eyes, look at my right eye especially looks

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<v Speaker 2>extra puffy. And that's because I was having a hist

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<v Speaker 2>amant day. Holy shit, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it can't have been the dog. It must

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<v Speaker 3>be the sea. Most jel, Are you still eating that crap?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I stubeddating it, stopped eating it.

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<v Speaker 5>But Jenny took her confession started enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 3>You just eat it raw and he put it in

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<v Speaker 3>a smoothie.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat it out of the you are blowing gas stick.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut me for your nails. We bend one back. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's like titanium. She is an iron Woman, bionic pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry that was disrespectful anyway. So yeah, project debut, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you so much, Thank you so much. But I will

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<v Speaker 2>say in my DMS, will I do want to say

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<v Speaker 2>to the muscle Brook community, I am sorry for making

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<v Speaker 2>light of something that did frighten you. There's this woman

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<v Speaker 2>in my DMS that is now on day six, day

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<v Speaker 2>six of waiting for Mitch Jury to apologize to the

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<v Speaker 2>muscle Brook community after making fun and light of what

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<v Speaker 2>was a very traumatic event for many people. They lost

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<v Speaker 2>a bakery.

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought, based on that coverage, it actually wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>that much of a severe earthquake, like they were showing

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<v Speaker 3>footage of a couple of paint tings falling off.

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<v Speaker 2>The shelve at night to ten. Yeah, I wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't speak to it, but apparently it was quite scary,

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<v Speaker 2>especially for young ones and kids, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>heritage build were destroyed because muscle Brook was an old town.

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<v Speaker 6>Well as someone who was involved in the two thousand

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<v Speaker 6>and two yeah, it was really a.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair They should have called you, Jenner. The way you

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<v Speaker 2>told that story was.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you that I also had a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a TV moment oh my god. One of our

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<v Speaker 3>idiots posted in the group saying, oh, they're talking about

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell Coombs on the Morning Show and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know. I wasn't actually on the show, but

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<v Speaker 3>they were using one of my videos it no to

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<v Speaker 3>kill on the street. I have not said anything disparaging

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<v Speaker 3>about Natasha, correct I have? Yeah, exactly, she's after you. No,

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<v Speaker 3>they were talking about my video when I went to

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<v Speaker 3>the Mcloud's Daughters homestead because one of the cast members,

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<v Speaker 3>Rachel Carphney, she played Jody. They had her on the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning show promoting her coming to Home and Away and

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<v Speaker 3>they were saying, oh, can you believe that people still

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<v Speaker 3>give a fuck about this show? Mcclouds, so what is

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<v Speaker 3>basically right? And they agreed they played one of my

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<v Speaker 3>videos on the screen. I've got more to say about this,

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<v Speaker 3>but you want to hear this bit first. Yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 3>I went and tracked it down. Here we go, go.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to McLeod's Daughters from it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's where we know and love you from A TikToker

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<v Speaker 4>went viral recently with this post.

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<v Speaker 3>It was actual curse. So on this side of Drevi's run,

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<v Speaker 3>they used to have a tennis call. But now they've

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<v Speaker 3>got a bloody heated pool if you don't hardly mind.

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<v Speaker 3>They used to have the Shearer's quarters up here where

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<v Speaker 3>Bloody Becky and Kate and what not used to sleep,

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<v Speaker 3>demolished not there, and up the back they used to

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<v Speaker 3>have the iconic windmill and the outdoor bath. But nap Gonski.

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<v Speaker 2>What a sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell's very funny, both you and Mikayla Van has commented

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<v Speaker 4>on the post Mitchell comes.

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<v Speaker 2>He's utterly hilarious. I actually was texting with.

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<v Speaker 7>Him that night saying I can't breathe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm laughing so hard. I loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I watched the whole video and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>crackle off one, so it's clearly target demo sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Thirteen year old me sent Rachel Carparni a collage that

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<v Speaker 6>I made.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she reply?

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<v Speaker 3>We should find out if she still has that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so hold on you're texting Rachel Totalini whatever, Rachel Capaccio,

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<v Speaker 2>and hold on you're messaging her.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, when I posted that video, it's like back in

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<v Speaker 3>early July, like this was going back a while, and

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<v Speaker 3>she actually did DM me. But it was a voice message,

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<v Speaker 3>and she gave me her number, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, I'm fucking fangirling on behalf of thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>year old me. I don't know if it's weird to

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<v Speaker 3>play the voice message, but sure, yeah, she was a

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<v Speaker 3>bit let me find it. She was like, very gushy,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was very flattering obviously, Oh so cheerful.

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<v Speaker 2>Must we hear it? Yeah? No, but I've got more

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<v Speaker 2>to say about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, sure, all right, hang on to this one.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, Mitchell, you are just beyond hilarious. I

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<v Speaker 7>cannot stand it. You're just my absolute favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>My god.

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<v Speaker 7>We should sit down and have a chat at some point,

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<v Speaker 7>I swear I think it would be hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a podcast, right.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think I'm interesting enough for you, but I

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<v Speaker 7>could try to be anyway. My point being is, I'm

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<v Speaker 7>going to text you my phone number because I think

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<v Speaker 7>we should be in contact. I think we could have

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<v Speaker 7>some fun chats together. I think you're hilarious. I think

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<v Speaker 7>you're fabulous. I'm so glad you got to go to

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<v Speaker 7>the homestead. I saw stuff I have not seen. What

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<v Speaker 7>the fuck happened to my room, my sharer's quarter as Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 7>What the fuck happened to my room?

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<v Speaker 5>Jody's room.

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<v Speaker 7>I can tell you so many stories about that. Oh

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<v Speaker 7>my god, there were mice everywhere just saying well done,

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<v Speaker 7>lots of love Rach Oh, I'm so.

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<v Speaker 3>Jealousy, like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, offense means nothing to me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, this is massive.

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<v Speaker 2>She also needs to let go, babe. If in twenty years,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still going, oh, is it just I message idiots

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<v Speaker 2>that loved this show twenty years ago? I mean that's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit sad. I think. I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she's just as surprise as anyone that people

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<v Speaker 3>still love show. I just remember it.

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<v Speaker 6>Just then, I a rache Covahani fans site I made

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<v Speaker 6>on my space.

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<v Speaker 2>You made it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I made it and it had twenty thousand fans.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, the thing is, she basically offered to come

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<v Speaker 3>on the podcast, gave me a number, and I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 3>I to hold her to that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where the texting comes in. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So I immediately after she gave me her number that night,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Hi, it's me, blah blah blah, and

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<v Speaker 3>I said, all right, let's make this happen and she goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>are you guys in Melbourne? I said no, no, no, we're

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<v Speaker 3>in Sydney, just like you. She goes, oh, perfect, great,

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, right, well, let's sort out the details

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<v Speaker 3>because it was late at night. At this point she

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<v Speaker 3>has not messaged me. Said why not?

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<v Speaker 2>What you messaged her? Are you listening? Yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 2>that piece of paperback you're just drawing and not listen

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<v Speaker 2>to me. No, I'm just messaging her face. You're just her.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll break it to you quite lightly. I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>about this woman, and I've never seen the show, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just yes, if we want her on, maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>have a sick day.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh please?

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<v Speaker 2>The point of my story, she's amazing? What's the point?

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<v Speaker 3>That night, yes, she came in all guns blazing, showering

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<v Speaker 3>me with compliments over voice message. We texted back and

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<v Speaker 3>forth a bit, saying yep, we'll get you on. But

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<v Speaker 3>ever since that day, Crickets, she's ghosted me every time

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<v Speaker 3>I've actually tried to lock it in right, So I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like she got swept up in the moment you're

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<v Speaker 3>seeing my messages now.

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<v Speaker 2>Being like or she's that was a good idea at

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<v Speaker 2>the time, but.

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<v Speaker 5>She saw that I'm on it and remembered the collage

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<v Speaker 5>is possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you give me your phone? I'll just call her

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<v Speaker 2>now and book.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't don't be to blow out chances. I

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<v Speaker 3>actually want to get her in here. Frankly, she can

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<v Speaker 3>fill in for you. You can have the day, can

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<v Speaker 3>you yes, sit down into absolutely?

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<v Speaker 6>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Well I could just call her and so I worked

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<v Speaker 2>for the Mitchell Coombs Estate. Can we go into the podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't why, because I don't want to suck out chances.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not Michelle Obama, but she's up there. But what's

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<v Speaker 2>she doing at the moment. Well, this is a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like going around doing the press rounds, promoting Home

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<v Speaker 3>and Away. She's doing fucking sell a mag morning show,

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<v Speaker 3>all sorts of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you get a photo Jenna?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe I should text her and say, hey me again,

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<v Speaker 3>who's a PR person that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do logistics with?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, because maybe she's like me where she just thought

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<v Speaker 3>it was a great idea, but then when push came

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<v Speaker 3>to sharps.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, too much admin. Yes, I'll deal with the

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<v Speaker 2>PR person. Well, I think we should get her on now.

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<v Speaker 2>Seeing that she's that beautiful, I think it'd be a great,

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<v Speaker 2>great guess that we could do a full takeover at

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<v Speaker 2>a full show with message you now send her a

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<v Speaker 2>voice note. No, why because she's busy. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>break it to you. I don't think she is.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she is. She's on Home and Away.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you want to message her in your private time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll message her when we're done here, but I'll say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>who's the PR person?

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<v Speaker 2>I can Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool cool? Yeah, and I'll let you know how we go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, congratulations on both of our TV appearances, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>I did see you. I watched RBT and you were fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>I really thought you'd blow under.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you another message I got, which I'm

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<v Speaker 3>still confused about to this day. I got a message

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<v Speaker 3>from Bridy Carter. Oh my god, tests on mclou's.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been on this show for your birthday bash two

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<v Speaker 2>years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she remembers me, because she messaged me,

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<v Speaker 3>and she sounded a bit like drunk, not drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, where'd you get that? I don't know the

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<v Speaker 2>way you looked at me, I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she sounded a bit like she was being a

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<v Speaker 3>bit stern. Oh, she said to me, Hi, Mitchell, I

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<v Speaker 3>just got a request from someone to share your tests

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<v Speaker 3>and Claire first meeting scene and use it on Channel seven.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't own the footage. You'd have to get permission

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<v Speaker 3>from Posey. Hope you're well, Bridy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. I was like, I don't know what to do

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<v Speaker 2>with this message.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to ask Posy. I have a direct line

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<v Speaker 3>to Posey. Graham Evans, the creator of mcloans.

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<v Speaker 2>Are these people reviews?

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<v Speaker 5>Thought it?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 2>This was recent?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually my point Bride is just saying, ask Posy. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>ask her what Why did Channel seven want to use?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are they asking you?

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<v Speaker 2>But Channel se clearly this is the morning show appearance.

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<v Speaker 2>They use your video on TV. But why are they

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<v Speaker 2>asking a different car? But I don't understand why they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to Bridy Carter to get consent for Mitchell Koomb's video.

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<v Speaker 2>And who the fuck is pop? I don't think she

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<v Speaker 2>realizes that I did a parody.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she's seen it because she says the

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<v Speaker 3>test and Claire meeting footage, you'll have to ask Posy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't own it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, neither do I. But she thinks you

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<v Speaker 2>work on Jennie Oh, this is so confusing.

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<v Speaker 3>It was such a bizarre message accent of it I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, that's bizarre that they're asking you.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel free to send them my way and I can

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<v Speaker 2>deal with what I need to.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, I'm sure the footage is fair

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<v Speaker 3>game because it's for parody purposes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my understanding.

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<v Speaker 3>So basically, I've been fucking catfished by Rachel car party.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been cyber bullied by Bridy Carter left this show.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been asking that for years.

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<v Speaker 6>I found my fan site, but it's deleted all the photos.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, copyright, so there's nothing on there.

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<v Speaker 5>No, but there's captions that I.

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<v Speaker 2>Did read some of the captions at.

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<v Speaker 5>Her farewell party leaving the clouds.

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<v Speaker 2>I can only imagine that I've seen that photo.

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<v Speaker 5>I would have loved to Rachel and her mum.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I shouldn't let Jenny do just sit down interview.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be a one on one with me and Rach

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<v Speaker 3>because Jenna's bordering on.

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<v Speaker 5>Creepy here Rachel and Jessica Napier Becky.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenna genuine question. If I've got her in here, would

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<v Speaker 3>you cope?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, yeah, because she seems pretty chill.

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<v Speaker 3>I really want her to the fact that she just

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<v Speaker 3>gave me her number like it was nothing. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Minute is close to nothing.

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I could find the letter she wrote me.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, that's cute written.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and she spelled a word wrong and scribbled it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no comment name.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in my autograph book.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, paid.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if it's your first time logo of the show, everyone,

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<v Speaker 2>it's is it just me? Every show we start the

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<v Speaker 2>same with an ijem and is it just me? Something

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<v Speaker 2>we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know Mitch is mine. This week is a

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<v Speaker 2>little test to test you too. Oh, it's not another

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<v Speaker 2>spelling bee. You can't really. You can definitely get it wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's nothing personal. It's it's a sniff test.

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<v Speaker 3>Sniff test.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that sounds very personal. Yeah, after your sweat on

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<v Speaker 2>the umpits last week, I thought, well, yeah, it's a test.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see who's sweat is more potent.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want me to kick things off?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? By all means, sweet Bradley.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Can some things not be done on a mobile phone? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I know where you're going with this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where do you think I'm going. Well, it's a trend

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<v Speaker 2>that's all over the internet. That's there's phone jobs, and

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<v Speaker 2>then there's laptop jobs, jobs that you can only do

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<v Speaker 2>on your laptop.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen this trend. I saw one fucking tweet

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<v Speaker 3>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, this is everywhere. Yeah, there's laptop jobs and

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<v Speaker 2>then there's phone jobs. Like I fucking agree, booking flights

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<v Speaker 2>to go away on an international trip that's a laptop job.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think we're talking about the same tweet. It

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<v Speaker 3>was Kate Feldman. She said, I assume maybe how it's

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<v Speaker 3>maybe Jarrett just booked international plane tickets on his phone

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<v Speaker 3>and I almost had a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the laptop purchase, not a phone purchase. Agree completely.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I will be mid task on my phone and

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<v Speaker 3>then I go, I'm just gonna pause. I've got to

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<v Speaker 3>do this on the laptop. I can't finish it here

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<v Speaker 3>on the same It's certain things you just can't do

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too fiddly. Yeah, the phone's getting better, though. I

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<v Speaker 2>used to even like freak out buying anything online. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I bought those loop ear plugs for concerts, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>those like year plugs, you don't damage it, add for

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<v Speaker 2>that a lot. Yeah. I finally bought them this week,

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<v Speaker 2>and I bought them on my phone and it was

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<v Speaker 2>so easy used Apple Pay. They were bought in thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>But like three years ago, I would have thought, if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm buying something online with my credit card, that has

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<v Speaker 2>to be a sit down laptop job. Oh it depends.

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<v Speaker 3>If I'm just grabbing one thing on Amazon search order

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<v Speaker 3>done right. But if I'm doing like an asofs shop

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<v Speaker 3>that God knows how long that could take me and

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<v Speaker 3>I have multiple tabs open.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a laptop job. You know what makes it change,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the tabs of it all. Yeah, I can't look

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<v Speaker 2>at rental properties or apartments on my iPhone. I hate

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<v Speaker 2>the domain app because you got to go one at

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<v Speaker 2>a time. But I can go through one domain page

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<v Speaker 2>same as YouTube, open one hundred million tabs and then

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<v Speaker 2>spend the next hour filtering through them.

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<v Speaker 3>There's certain things that like try and boast about, Oh

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<v Speaker 3>it's so easy it can be done on your phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I use zero for invoicing, and they're like, it's

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<v Speaker 3>so easy, you can do it on her phone app.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like there's no fucking way I'm invoicing on

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<v Speaker 3>a phone the laptop, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm with you, definitely looking my end of least

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<v Speaker 2>clean laptop job, phone job one hundred percent. Ordering Uber Eats,

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<v Speaker 2>I've had to order Uber can be done an I've

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<v Speaker 2>done it and I didn't like it. It was too

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<v Speaker 2>compassone weird. Yeah, can you.

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<v Speaker 3>Google what that means?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, of course, great outing for cumbass in anything. I

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<v Speaker 3>knew what it meant, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>It means large or heavy and therefore difficult to carry

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<v Speaker 5>or use.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, it's just it's too large web, but the

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<v Speaker 2>website is too too much? Going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Too big now is a synonym?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, awkward, Yes it is awkward. Cimes Yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>cumber bunt.

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<v Speaker 3>What about watching TV shows? You know how some people

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<v Speaker 3>watch shows on their phone? That fucking I don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was next to some guy in traffic yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>He was watching a full Stand original series on his

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<v Speaker 2>phone in the cradle watch was going on with driving

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<v Speaker 2>a vehicle. I can't watch shows on my iPod even

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<v Speaker 2>I goes five pod on my iPhone. Yeah, good luck

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<v Speaker 2>watching it on an iPhone. I love my iPad to

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<v Speaker 2>travel with because I watch the screen's too small.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, at best, I might download something for the

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<v Speaker 3>flight to watch on my phone, but even then it

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<v Speaker 3>just feels wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what other purchases for your laptop only?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty much everything, to be honest, except for like food deliveries.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you do, Cherry that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't fuck with answering emails on your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't answer emails anywhere else.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's weird to me. I'll read them on the phone,

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<v Speaker 3>But then I'm like, I better pop to my desk

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<v Speaker 3>and reply to this officially because I'm on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>It always fucks about Sometimes when you read an email

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<v Speaker 3>that you've sent on your phone, half of the sentences

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<v Speaker 3>are in a purple font. Yeah, you've got that hideous

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<v Speaker 3>little sent from my iPhone thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You can change that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just added it back in. Why I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>it to. I wanted people to know that I'm fucking

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<v Speaker 2>busy and it's sent from my iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby Reindeer has ruined that for me. Send from my iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm oh, you're making a real point of being an iPhone.

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<v Speaker 5>MiNet sent from outlook.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my manager says my managers is send on the

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<v Speaker 2>run with a running emojency Alaba boss used to have that.

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<v Speaker 2>All hail the iPhone jobs. I think anything you can

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<v Speaker 2>do on an iPhone is superior. At the end of like,

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<v Speaker 2>I love it everything. I just love being able to

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<v Speaker 2>do everything on my on my iPhone. Replying to emails, incredible,

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<v Speaker 2>searching the internet. Love doing it on my iPhone. I'm shopping,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got apps actually back for everything. In your opinion

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<v Speaker 2>from the start, No, my opinion is that there are

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<v Speaker 2>definite jobs like trips, banking iPhone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes No, I do banking on my phone totally. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to do it on it on a laptop.

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<v Speaker 3>It depends because sometimes I have to have again with

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<v Speaker 3>the tabs. I have to have multiple tabs open, being like,

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<v Speaker 3>what's thirty percent of whatever? Because I have to transfer

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<v Speaker 3>to different accounts for tax.

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<v Speaker 2>It's for one time. I just pay someone to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Or look, I've got apps for everything.

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<v Speaker 6>Somebody do what.

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<v Speaker 2>Tax and transferring and taking percentages? I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>do that myself.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll have an accountant, but I have to put aside

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<v Speaker 3>thirty percent of everything I earn in a different account

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<v Speaker 3>full tax, otherwise I'll spend it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and I just put my one. Yeah, you've a

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<v Speaker 2>different arrangement setup, you get a tax return. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>the Epstein set up. I don't know what that means,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's what my tax accountant says. What about posting

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram only I phone? I didn't even know you

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<v Speaker 2>could do it from a computer. Yeah, if I can,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually would prefer to do it on the laptop.

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<v Speaker 3>Why, because it's just so fiddly on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes, you know, it does that thing where it uploads

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<v Speaker 3>like nine percent of it and then ghost cannot be posted,

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<v Speaker 3>cannot be posted. You have to keep retrying Instagram.

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<v Speaker 5>Eventually it posts, Yeah, and then.

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<v Speaker 3>Five different versions in the same video. Sometimes I just

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<v Speaker 3>use the Facebook like back end to schedule on Instagram as.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and it works. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Editing videos on my phone sometimes I'll get halfway through

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<v Speaker 3>and go, this has become a laptop job. This has

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<v Speaker 3>becoming too hard on you. But see you, I'll endeavor

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<v Speaker 3>to try and do it on the phone and then go, Nah,

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<v Speaker 3>too hard.

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<v Speaker 2>If you work from home and Jenny, your job is

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<v Speaker 2>to edit things full time, you'd have the setup you've

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<v Speaker 2>got them, and you can do all the keyboard shortcuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of us don't know how to do all that

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<v Speaker 2>on a computer, Like I'm so used to doing it

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<v Speaker 2>all natively in TikToker and cap card whatever I use

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<v Speaker 2>for it, Instagram. You know, I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 2>do it. It makes it harder to do it the

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<v Speaker 2>easy way on the phone, does it, really?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I find it easier just to do it on the desk.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even have a desk. You do out there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's full of pr things and snacks. Yeah, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I agree. I agree with you. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the day, phone does trump all

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm all for convenience. I'm lazy. At the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the day, I find it harder on I'm lazy.

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<v Speaker 5>I think laptop wins.

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<v Speaker 2>Who listens to the show on their computer, I'd love

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<v Speaker 2>you to DMS if you're listening on the computer.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they've got the tab open at work, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>What tab like, they've got car, Spotify I open or

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<v Speaker 3>something at their desk. Some people say, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>you me laughs the heart Everyone in the office looked.

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<v Speaker 2>They say that, Yeah, almost crashed my car. That's probably

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<v Speaker 2>not on a laptop. No, No, that would be on

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<v Speaker 2>an iPhone.

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<v Speaker 4>True.

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<v Speaker 3>What about this? Maybe we can agree on this watching

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<v Speaker 3>porn that's a phone job, surely?

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah yeah, phone in one hand and the other. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you do the math.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you figured it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Jenn's agreeing, she's got two thumbs?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy the episode.

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<v Speaker 3>New hang on, hang on before we carry on with

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<v Speaker 3>this sweep or I should clarify this iss a I

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<v Speaker 3>Bradley voiced by Mitch cheering, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it actually wasn't too bad. I was like, we

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<v Speaker 2>could probably give that a run. Sitting here listening, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was just the normal one. Yeah, go go

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<v Speaker 2>clarry on it. Enjoy the episode New Merge available now.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple of mitches dot com dotter you top, jesus, it's nailed.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like Brad's been hit in the head with

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<v Speaker 2>a hammer and he's still persevering with the VR. You

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<v Speaker 2>did make him sound a bit dip. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>that was me. I think that was the AI anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>a I Bradley makes a good point. Go shopping. Couple

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<v Speaker 2>of mitches dot comat do you think yes? I've seen

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<v Speaker 2>another shirt to arrive today. Yeah, I got Stephen like

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<v Speaker 2>a small I'm with idiot white tea.

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<v Speaker 3>And it looks I haven't actually seen any in one though.

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<v Speaker 2>White is cute because it's the pink arrow is so bold,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you've got the black text. It just looks

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<v Speaker 2>really good. And I went walking and wore my heirs

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<v Speaker 2>to a shirt. Oh just looked gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much for the compliment.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the first nice thing you've said about my design. Oh, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>It isched me on the nipples though obviously you've used

0:25:26.720 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 2>an embrasive material, but mine isn't. Of course mine wash

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<v Speaker 2>their hands stipped in the shirts. Myself, I saw all

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:36.280
<v Speaker 2>these twelve to eighteen year old white girls looking at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what is going on? I hought that hot. No,

0:25:39.240 --> 0:25:42.360
<v Speaker 2>they all thought I was wearing Taylor Swift merch. They're like, geez,

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Taylor really poked it up during that era. No, that's

0:25:45.440 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 2>actually me. Girls, who was Taylor Brunette. I'm like, no,

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:50.399
<v Speaker 2>I understand your confusion. That's a man. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>So for those that don't realize we're doing a competition here,

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<v Speaker 3>we've got a merch design each. Originally we were going

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<v Speaker 3>to try and agree on one, but then we couldn't,

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<v Speaker 3>so we were like, fuck it, We'll put both on sale.

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<v Speaker 3>See who sells more. Mine is the Taylor Swift inspired one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yours is that I'm with idiots?

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<v Speaker 2>Correct?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually like your designed to be honest right, like

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.640
<v Speaker 3>yours too. That's the first time you've admitted that. I've

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<v Speaker 3>seen the sales and I feel sorry for you. So

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<v Speaker 3>I do love that to say, when are we going

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<v Speaker 3>to decide, like, what's the cutoff mark?

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<v Speaker 2>When are we going to read the results? Who sold more?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we do the cutoff July next year.

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<v Speaker 3>July next Yeah, I was thinking maybe end of the month,

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<v Speaker 3>end of September.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my birthday, and in my present is finding out

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<v Speaker 2>that I've lost this war, I'll be like Trump, I

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<v Speaker 2>will just incite violence on the Capitol.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what about instead early October our five year anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>That's oh, that's perfect, that's perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't actually remember the exact date, but basically early October.

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<v Speaker 3>Get merch shopping idiots. I say support team Cooms.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I say support Team Churi, and then we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to close that store that'll be in the no More

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<v Speaker 2>merch or shall we keep it open?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we have to get We don't have to We

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to close the store. I just thought that

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<v Speaker 3>someone we'll call it and say, here's who's in front.

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<v Speaker 2>And we'll tell you up a percentage, will we? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>How exciting. If you haven't yet bought a shirt, go

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<v Speaker 2>and have a look. They're gorgeous, they're super high quality.

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<v Speaker 5>Or the mona general.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not in the competition. It's like when you

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<v Speaker 2>got to Macas during their monopoly and only like the

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 2>big Cochs and the Nuggets have the tickets on them

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<v Speaker 2>and the soft serves don't. That's always pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 3>If everyone likes the soft serfs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you're not involved in the competition. Sorry, I

0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 2>hate to break it to but Mitch and I spoke earlier,

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<v Speaker 2>do me, Mitch? Yeah, yeah, next week on the show

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<v Speaker 2>or in a couple of days, Jules Ragnarok.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. We do have a guest joining us on Wednesday's episode,

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<v Speaker 2>which is two thirty two. Yep, her name is Jules.

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<v Speaker 3>You might know. We're on TikTok as recovering party Girl yep.

0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 3>And she's been documenting her sobriety journey. But she does

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<v Speaker 3>it in a way that I find really amusing because

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:52.920
<v Speaker 3>she's very honest about it. Yeah, she's not very preachy

0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:55.280
<v Speaker 3>like some people who were like, my life is a

0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:57.639
<v Speaker 3>thousand times better now that I don't drink. She's like,

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:02.040
<v Speaker 3>sometimes Saturday is a fucking boy. Now what have I done? Yeah,

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.399
<v Speaker 3>And so she'll be in here to chat through that

0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 3>whole situation. She's on TikTok if you want to check

0:28:06.600 --> 0:28:09.560
<v Speaker 3>it out. Yeah, jewels rang ahh, don't listen.

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 6>You know me.

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:13.800
<v Speaker 3>You know how important it is for me to get

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:16.240
<v Speaker 3>names right. And so I said to her, I was

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 3>chatting for the other day when we were organizing all this.

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:21.719
<v Speaker 3>I said, Jolsey, I need you to tell me how

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:24.639
<v Speaker 3>to pronounce your last name properly, because I like to

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:27.680
<v Speaker 3>get this shit correct. And she goes, oh, honestly, don't

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:30.520
<v Speaker 3>stress because my Mary family roast me for getting my

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:34.240
<v Speaker 3>own last name wrong. And I'm like, is that supposed

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:36.919
<v Speaker 3>to make me stress less? I don't think you understand

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:38.920
<v Speaker 3>how much more stress that makes me. I want to

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:41.440
<v Speaker 3>get it right. Yes, I don't want your Mary family

0:28:41.600 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 3>mocking me. For getting it wrong. No, I want them

0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 3>to go fuck yeah he nailed.

0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:47.000
<v Speaker 2>At Yes, Okay, I'm with you because just at A

0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:50.200
<v Speaker 2>spelled r A n G I H g U e

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 2>u A, which is beautiful Jewel. Actually, should I check

0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:59.240
<v Speaker 2>her voice message? I just want to know this is

0:28:59.280 --> 0:29:01.280
<v Speaker 2>a show a voice mess just it is me. I

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:05.160
<v Speaker 2>can't wait to play my All Saints message from Mark Howard. Jewels, Rangy,

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 2>how you were?

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 6>I got it.

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:10.479
<v Speaker 2>Great. I promised to work on it and I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>he al of course.

0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 3>Jewels that Rangy, how you are doing on Wednesday?

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Lovely?

0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:18.920
<v Speaker 3>She's an absolute hosting the whole sobriety thing. Yeah yeah,

0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:20.720
<v Speaker 3>because she's very open about it. She was like I

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:23.560
<v Speaker 3>was a fucking rat, yeah, full blown addict, and now

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 3>look at it. She's nearly living sober.

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 2>For two years. A second so influence we've had on

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:28.280
<v Speaker 2>the show. We had Tim Abbott.

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh he stole my birthday.

0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 2>He did still your birthday and he stole my my

0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:38.880
<v Speaker 2>body because he's gorgeous, right, and then I was sober

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 2>for a brief period and then relapsed. If you hate,

0:29:43.320 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 2>if you were worried about who's she merched by by

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 2>mine because I had a real rag to Richard story.

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I've crawled from the depths. Mitchell living in the penthouse unrelatable,

0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 2>but me, I struggle. So by my match.

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 3>You want to know what the difference is in what

0:29:56.960 --> 0:29:58.960
<v Speaker 3>in this penhouse? I'm paying rent?

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I got you? There, didn't I? I had to

0:30:04.520 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 2>break my lease? So do I isn't that blight choice?

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 2>My hand was forced? Shall we do? Jim?

0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:13.520
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me? Do you think you could tell

0:30:21.320 --> 0:30:24.640
<v Speaker 2>the difference between the smell of a Crayola crayon compared

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>to a generic, no name brand crayon?

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:27.640
<v Speaker 5>I think so?

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I reckon.

0:30:29.040 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. Yeah, So Crayola, who are like, you know, yeah,

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 2>they make crayons, they make kids stuff and drawing books

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 2>and whatnot. Have this week trademarked the smell of their crayons.

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:44.920
<v Speaker 3>Wow, do they create their own bespoke sent.

0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what I know. They don't. They don't set

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 2>out to create a scent, but clearly the smell of

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Creole crayons to them is so iconic they've trademarked it.

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 2>The United States Trademark Office has approved it, and the

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.160
<v Speaker 2>CEO of Creola said, we want to bottle it up

0:30:57.200 --> 0:31:00.440
<v Speaker 2>and sell it maybe as a fragrance in our crayole stores.

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 2>We want to pump it through the air.

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Scented candle that I don't think so, I don't think

0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 3>that is possible. Oh, surely it is.

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:15.760
<v Speaker 5>Just it's possible, but I don't know if it's smell good.

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 3>They've got fucking caves the Chicken Nugget scented candles, and

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 3>they're pretty bang.

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 2>On, actually true. Alan's Lollies do a collaboration with Dusks

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:25.800
<v Speaker 2>not paid the Red Frog, and their Chico candle is

0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:26.680
<v Speaker 2>so yummy.

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:31:27.000 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 2>I've had a Bubblo Bill scented candle heavy, but had

0:31:30.640 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 2>a Gay Time scented candle, which in my house was

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:34.720
<v Speaker 2>just a vanilla. It's actually one of.

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 3>My favorite candles I've ever owned, the Splice scented candle lime.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. So what I've done is I've used the

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:47.080
<v Speaker 2>kidio to purchase genuine Crayola crayons, which eat the dock expensive.

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 2>I fight it, and I've got none name brand generic.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.880
<v Speaker 2>It's like ad a chemist generic crayons. I will ask

0:31:56.920 --> 0:31:59.080
<v Speaker 2>you both to close your eyes and I will bring

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 2>them underneath your No, So I'm getting them. It just

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 2>me on the fly.

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 3>Can you definitely tell the difference between the smell of

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:09.360
<v Speaker 3>store bought playto with the yellow bloody tab or that

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 3>bullshit plato that makes you make in preschool?

0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm with you. It just smelled like flower and disappointment.

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm going to give you Crayon number one,

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:21.959
<v Speaker 2>eyes closed. I'm bringing it over. I was gonna say

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 2>right away, you can't put it in your hand because

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 2>you'll know the difference.

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Jenna in three nose Okay, Mitchell, is this the same

0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:29.920
<v Speaker 3>one that she just smelled?

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 2>So we'll call it Crayon number one? Sure, breathing, you

0:32:35.120 --> 0:32:38.920
<v Speaker 2>can just smell whatever frequency you're wear. This one's busted.

0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 3>I can't smell anything that's not Crayola, Mitchell.

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:45.600
<v Speaker 2>What about Crayon number two? Breathe in, Jenna, breathe in.

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah that's the Crayola. Whatever I knew, are Crayola?

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, lock it, lock your answers in. Ye, yeah, Crayola

0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 2>was Crayon number two. You're right, bang crazy. It's got

0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 2>it's got a smell.

0:33:01.760 --> 0:33:03.720
<v Speaker 3>It must be the paper because the other ones that

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.520
<v Speaker 3>you've got, they're like the ones where you twist the

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:07.760
<v Speaker 3>end like an extendable pen.

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, these ones don't have a smell, nothing to them.

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.120
<v Speaker 2>I literally couldn't smell a thing smell that Crayole. Mitchell

0:33:13.160 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 2>it actually because when I read this, I thought this

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:16.920
<v Speaker 2>is nothing, and I thought, what if we did a

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 2>smell test. I was blown away at how Creola like

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:23.240
<v Speaker 2>the crayon the Crayola smell. It's it's iconic. You to

0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:25.160
<v Speaker 2>smell that box and the crayons too.

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:28.320
<v Speaker 3>Maybe we should do another sniff test on the podcast,

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 3>something that's harder, because clearly Crayola is just so distinct.

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 2>It was a very easy game, and it was I

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 2>thought it would be harder to I thought the generic

0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 2>ones would have more of a smell. Also, drawing with crayons, God,

0:33:42.880 --> 0:33:45.720
<v Speaker 2>it's fun, you got it more often it's not really

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 2>quite enjoyable.

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 3>But also do you reckon the same applies for Creola

0:33:50.800 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 3>branded chalk or just the chalk.

0:33:55.840 --> 0:34:00.160
<v Speaker 2>And until you sniff it on. The craole also is

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 2>not paying for any of us. I was not paying it.

0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 2>We're giving them a lot of free promo, aren't we, Crayol.

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't recall receiving a cent from Ninja creamy. That's

0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 2>a good point, and we dragged that out. They actually

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:12.520
<v Speaker 2>did reach out to me after that. Yeah, and I said,

0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I've already got one. Yeah, I know. There's one color dandelion,

0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:18.280
<v Speaker 2>I think it's called that's a yellow from the nineteen

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 2>eighties and they discontinue it and change it to this

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:22.680
<v Speaker 2>yellow in the nineties. And if you have that original

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:25.440
<v Speaker 2>yellow crayon, it's worth like thirty thousand dollars. How does

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:28.920
<v Speaker 2>that differ. It's just a different shade, isn't that crazy? Wow? Well,

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 2>there you go. The first annual iGEM sniff test is complete.

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:34.880
<v Speaker 3>Does it have to be an you'll we could just

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:37.040
<v Speaker 3>do another one in an episode very soon.

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, do you reckon? You could smell my shoe

0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:42.920
<v Speaker 2>apart from Jenner's I'm not sure you do it right now? No,

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:45.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I've never seen you.

0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Look that the sea moss in my fucking gob And

0:34:48.480 --> 0:34:50.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sniffing your shoes. I'm sorry.

0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't put my foot down off that happening today.

0:34:56.080 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 2>That's enough of these two. Now, let's hear just you.

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:03.600
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's move on. It's now time to hear

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:05.400
<v Speaker 2>from one of you. One of our beloved idiots. We

0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:07.360
<v Speaker 2>do adore you, honest to God. And there's been a

0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 2>lot of communication from the idiots in the Injurian Idiot

0:35:09.680 --> 0:35:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Facebook group, which you're not a part of. You have

0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:13.719
<v Speaker 2>to rush and join now you've been checking, now, have you?

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:14.120
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, because we're down in admin, because we had the

0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 2>resignation of Calum after that sex scamp, we had to

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 2>we have to approve some of the posts. Myself. We

0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:24.440
<v Speaker 2>get flooded with posts were like the Daily Puffet or

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 2>whatever that Harry Potter magazine is the Daily Poffin.

0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:28.840
<v Speaker 6>What is that.

0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Hagrid Hagrid hair Old or something. I'm not sure what

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:36.439
<v Speaker 2>it's called.

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:38.759
<v Speaker 3>I can't say I'm sure of anything. You think that

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:40.839
<v Speaker 3>you aripot a nerd?

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:41.239
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Really, I don't know why I was so offended by

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:47.080
<v Speaker 3>that accusation. But no, when have I ever said that?

0:35:47.440 --> 0:35:49.040
<v Speaker 2>You just look like one of those people that would

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:50.759
<v Speaker 2>have one of those triangle necklaces, but you hide it.

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't even have the triangle nextlathe Oh good, Jenna,

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.239
<v Speaker 2>does is it.

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:55.839
<v Speaker 3>The time turner?

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.240
<v Speaker 5>No, it's the whole crux.

0:35:59.400 --> 0:36:01.479
<v Speaker 2>I love how she started literally, may you straight away?

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 2>I think get it? Wrong, so people don't know that

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 2>you're actually team JK, which we can discuss off the end.

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Who have we got on the phone today?

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 2>He's in Sydney today. Let's welcome to the show.

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Dan Good, Let's get him on the line.

0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, Hello, daniels.

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Hi.

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:25.239
<v Speaker 6>How you doing?

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 2>We are good? Are so good? How are you? What

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 2>are you doing? Where are you?

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm good. I'm a home just working hard on my laptop.

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 2>It's the laptop job at the NAT. We were talking

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 2>about that on the show today, laptop job versus phone

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:40.239
<v Speaker 2>jobs that like things like international holidays, you can only

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 2>book on a laptop. You never book that on on

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:42.640
<v Speaker 2>a phone.

0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:45.359
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. You'd be crazy too.

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Exactly exactly, Daniel. How long have you been listening to

0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:48.400
<v Speaker 2>the show.

0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 1>For a while now a couple of years. I reckon yees,

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:54.840
<v Speaker 1>feels like it.

0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 2>You need to buy so much? Can I take those

0:36:57.360 --> 0:37:01.800
<v Speaker 2>crayons off? Futue so distracted? Not engage with doodling on

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:04.359
<v Speaker 2>this bit of paper. I just asked David a question

0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 2>and you sorry, Daniel, Daniel and I and you could

0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 2>ask another question. I'm just drawing. Danny.

0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:11.960
<v Speaker 3>You ready to go with your visit? It's me Bradley,

0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:12.560
<v Speaker 3>what can't you in?

0:37:13.320 --> 0:37:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to go all right?

0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Have you been solicited for sex on the job?

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 3>Come on, God, we're.

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Working with Jenna. I mean the answer is yes. What

0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:35.680
<v Speaker 2>happens off the cloud? Say the cloud tour close co workers,

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:37.120
<v Speaker 2>the three of us know what happened?

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:42.399
<v Speaker 1>What I had the most unhinged lady I've probably ever

0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 1>had it on a tour when I was a zip

0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:45.840
<v Speaker 1>line tour guide in New Zealand.

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Fun.

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:50.279
<v Speaker 1>It was really fun, it was really cute, like great views.

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.279
<v Speaker 1>You're telling people about sustainability, like the whole time you're

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 1>on course with them. But this lady, she didn't want

0:37:56.040 --> 0:37:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to know anything about sustainability. So when she started, she

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>was like run down the hill out of bread. It

0:38:01.520 --> 0:38:03.400
<v Speaker 1>sounded kind of like she was crying to come, like

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:06.520
<v Speaker 1>to check in, just being like I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. We're like fine, it's fine too. Hasn't even

0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>started yet. As we're going off one of the zip

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:13.919
<v Speaker 1>lines it's like third zip Line, which has the best

0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:16.920
<v Speaker 1>of you on the whole course, She's like touching my

0:38:17.040 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 1>cheeks and telling me how soft they are, and I was.

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Like, okay, that's very odd behavior.

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:25.080
<v Speaker 1>It was very strange, and I tried to get her

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<v Speaker 1>off me and be like, oh, look at the view.

0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:29.360
<v Speaker 1>Listen to the talk that we're having on this platform.

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<v Speaker 1>Was something I think she might have been or high.

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>She's like she smelled of a lot of different things.

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<v Speaker 1>So with this it was on a Wednesday. Wow, solicited

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<v Speaker 1>on a Wednesday. But she turns to me after again

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<v Speaker 1>saying that she doesn't speak very good English and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why she couldn't listen to the chat. She looked at

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<v Speaker 1>me and she just goes, are you are one or

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<v Speaker 1>a zero? And I was taken aback because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I have no idea what that means. Definitely

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<v Speaker 1>one that day. And then I was like I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you can you explain? And she was like and

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<v Speaker 1>she like looked off into the distance, had a big think,

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<v Speaker 1>and then looked back at me and was like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>do you like to fuck or be fucked?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:17.600
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, your English is a little

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:20.400
<v Speaker 1>bit better than you were letting on.

0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Was she asking for a friend or was she keen

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:25.319
<v Speaker 2>for its light to dam Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, I have many friends in Shanghai, who

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<v Speaker 1>would love to know you. At the end of the tour,

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:33.719
<v Speaker 1>when like we're saying goodbye, instead of giving me a tip,

0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:35.440
<v Speaker 1>she wanted to give me her friend's tips.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she wasn't after you.

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 3>No she wasn't, but she was.

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<v Speaker 1>She was hunting for some mates.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, wait, Dan, are you are you into women at all?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe she was trying to traffic you.

0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Well that's what I was actually going to think.

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:53.439
<v Speaker 3>Maybe she was trafficking because it's an odd proposition. I've

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<v Speaker 3>got a guy that would love you. The catch is

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<v Speaker 3>you have to fly overseas to meet him.

0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, was he a billionaire? I mean I don't know.

0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Did Did she give you any details on the guy

0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:02.680
<v Speaker 2>or the men?

0:40:03.560 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 1>No details. It was just here's my number if you

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<v Speaker 1>want it, if you come to Shanghai, give me a call.

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:11.879
<v Speaker 1>And already after the impressions, I was like, she also

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:13.920
<v Speaker 1>peed on course it was it was a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Your friends. Yeah, kind of beautiful, but no, no more

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:21.759
<v Speaker 2>I hear about this woman. How mysterious. I want to

0:40:21.760 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 2>see a photo of Dan. I've got Danny's gorgeous. You

0:40:24.239 --> 0:40:26.960
<v Speaker 2>are beautiful, so I can see it happening. I think

0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 2>what him being trafficked traffic? You too, Dan got a

0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 2>couple of bites thank you? Oh my god, what think

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:38.800
<v Speaker 2>of that would frightened me completely. I wouldn't know what

0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:40.759
<v Speaker 2>to do. I didn't either.

0:40:40.840 --> 0:40:44.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no money, Yeah, so did.

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<v Speaker 2>You report it to you know, hr if you have

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:49.759
<v Speaker 2>a hred apartment in the mountains or bought your bars.

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:51.919
<v Speaker 1>Or I didn't know how to. I was like, well,

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:55.880
<v Speaker 1>she's look, it happened. I felt like, there's nothing you

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>can really do with that, Like, you can't really be like,

0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll never let them back on tour again because they're

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<v Speaker 1>probably not going to come back.

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:03.400
<v Speaker 3>And she didn't like hammer the point she left you

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:04.800
<v Speaker 3>alone after you were like no thanks.

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's just like skipped off into the distance, literally

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:09.120
<v Speaker 1>skipped like that.

0:41:09.640 --> 0:41:09.879
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:10.560
<v Speaker 4>I love that.

0:41:10.680 --> 0:41:11.640
<v Speaker 3>She sounds like such a free.

0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Look. So now let's go back to the point. Is

0:41:14.560 --> 0:41:18.400
<v Speaker 2>is a zero receiver or is the one receiver? I

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:21.720
<v Speaker 2>think she ever clarified, Well, yeah, so zero is a zero.

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Receiver, right, Zero.

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Has to be a receiver purely visually and then and

0:41:28.280 --> 0:41:31.160
<v Speaker 2>then the one visually again must be the giver. No,

0:41:31.320 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 2>you're onto something.

0:41:32.040 --> 0:41:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Actually, if she had the knowledge of like fuck or

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:36.359
<v Speaker 1>be Fox? Why would you start with zeros or one?

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:42.799
<v Speaker 2>Totally? I'll never look at the Channel ten logo the same, Dan,

0:41:42.880 --> 0:41:44.239
<v Speaker 2>thank you for getting in touch. We'll give you a

0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:47.719
<v Speaker 2>totally tote bag. Congratulations, thank you, thank you so much.

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Thanks darling.

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:50.480
<v Speaker 3>And if you want to come on the podcast with

0:41:50.600 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 3>and is it just me of your own? How do

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 3>they do that?

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Cheery? Yes? So you can send us a text on

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<v Speaker 2>this number two till nine to zero two.

0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:03.839
<v Speaker 7>Nine.

0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Of course you can dms a couple of mitches and

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 2>all you have to do is send us a story

0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:15.719
<v Speaker 2>like dance. It doesn't even really have to be something

0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:17.239
<v Speaker 2>you've noticed you hate to appreciate it. If you've got

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 2>a great story that you tell at parties or you

0:42:20.120 --> 0:42:21.759
<v Speaker 2>tell when you meet someone for the first time, hit

0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 2>us up. We'll get you on the show. You actually

0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 2>got it right. I actually threw to you as the test.

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like, what tangent could he go on today?

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:34.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, carry your picture answer, I'm wrapping the show.

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>One is the Daily Prophet Daily Prophet.

0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:40.759
<v Speaker 2>I swear to God I said that.

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:41.920
<v Speaker 3>You said the Daily Poppets?

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Did I tell you that? My update? Remember last time

0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:47.640
<v Speaker 2>I went to the Haggard's Escape Ride. Oh, you couldn't fit.

0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't fit, and then I was fat shamed and

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:53.880
<v Speaker 2>told to leave one too many butterbes Trappler. So they

0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 2>said to me, hip, if it's that magic? Yeah, what's

0:42:58.160 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 2>the update? I went back this year? Congratulations here zero zero?

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:07.799
<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see you all in a couple of days. Yeah,

0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:10.319
<v Speaker 2>can't you then talking? You'll see you then? Bye?

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:13.120
<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:15.840
<v Speaker 5>A podcast by a couple of miches.

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 3>A welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:40.719
<v Speaker 3>we pretend the show's done, and then we just kick

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 3>back and relax for a bit.

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I've had two coffees, that's my problem?

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:45.720
<v Speaker 3>Is that unusual?

0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I only ever have one? Oh okay, I

0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:51.040
<v Speaker 2>only ever have one, and now I've had two, which

0:43:51.120 --> 0:43:51.920
<v Speaker 2>is four shots.

0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.279
<v Speaker 3>You know, you know how you don't drink coffee? Have

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:55.160
<v Speaker 3>you ever tried it?

0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:56.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:58.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Okay, well never mind. I had a pitch, but

0:43:58.320 --> 0:43:58.640
<v Speaker 3>forget it.

0:43:59.040 --> 0:44:00.479
<v Speaker 2>To kiss me and see if you good taste?

0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:03.120
<v Speaker 3>Going to be like, should we get Jenner to taste

0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 3>test a mocker? Because imagine someone who's never had the

0:44:05.680 --> 0:44:06.759
<v Speaker 3>taste of coffee in their mouth.

0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Market drinkers pussies. But it's like a gateway if you

0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:11.280
<v Speaker 2>have only ever drunk hot chocolate.

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:14.359
<v Speaker 3>True, I've tried it and I spout it out.

0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Can I take it a moka?

0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:19.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, fuck, you couldn't handle that. No, why didn't

0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:20.800
<v Speaker 3>you record it for the podcast?

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 2>You should have recorded at Jenna. Then that coffee could

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:23.720
<v Speaker 2>have been a tax.

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Right off, damn it.

0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:28.839
<v Speaker 2>You could have Jenna had a really bad coffee. There

0:44:28.880 --> 0:44:31.400
<v Speaker 2>is a difference, Mitch and I coffee drinkers, a massive difference,

0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:34.760
<v Speaker 2>right between a good barista made coffee and a really

0:44:34.760 --> 0:44:37.839
<v Speaker 2>shit barwister to made coffee. They they're different products. When

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:41.480
<v Speaker 2>the milk is steamed correctly with micro foam, it's right.

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 2>But you've got a ship barrista that coffee.

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:47.359
<v Speaker 3>It tastes like sawerage water like there aren't any particularly

0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:49.600
<v Speaker 3>good coffee. If you've just got a coffee or a

0:44:49.640 --> 0:44:51.600
<v Speaker 3>bad one, that's right. Yeah, yeah, what do you?

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:51.960
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, I know, don't say it, don't say

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:56.680
<v Speaker 2>arm and flat white? Bang on? Yeah? Do you mind?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>What? Is it? Just me?

0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:00.239
<v Speaker 4>I know?

0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Yours?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:02.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't think I've ever had to order for you

0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:04.640
<v Speaker 3>an arm and latte.

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:06.680
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a sea I've got it from it arm.

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:08.880
<v Speaker 3>I was just about to say, is it just me

0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:12.160
<v Speaker 3>on the fly? Do cappuccinos kind of fuck?

0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:12.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, because John one got my order wrong the

0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:17.960
<v Speaker 3>other day and they brought around an arm and cappuccino

0:45:18.040 --> 0:45:20.239
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I can't.

0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Be bothered complaining. I'll just deal with it. And then

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:25.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like that chocky kind of slap pat. I

0:45:25.960 --> 0:45:28.400
<v Speaker 2>was an Armond latte and almond flat white drink off

0:45:28.440 --> 0:45:31.239
<v Speaker 2>for so long. I mean Laura Burn, my radio co host,

0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 2>finished her coffee when we're doing the show and pulled

0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:35.879
<v Speaker 2>the lid off and licked the rim, and I thought,

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:38.200
<v Speaker 2>now that I can get around and it was full

0:45:38.480 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 2>of creamy brown chocolate sorry, and I thought, funk I

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:43.640
<v Speaker 2>want that? So I tried an almond cap and I

0:45:43.719 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 2>have not looked back.

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting, Maybe I should try it ordering a coffee next,

0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:50.960
<v Speaker 3>because my ear used to be this goes back to

0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:52.719
<v Speaker 3>when I was like a pave Uni student. I'm like,

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:55.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm not paying for air. If you get a latte

0:45:56.000 --> 0:45:57.799
<v Speaker 3>or a cappuccino, there's bubbles on top.

0:45:58.000 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:01.280
<v Speaker 3>Flat whites are literally flat. Say more coffee. You're always

0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:04.160
<v Speaker 3>asked for no foam. Yeah, and you shouldn't have to clarify.

0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:06.120
<v Speaker 3>It's literally meant to be no fone on a flatnight.

0:46:06.200 --> 0:46:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just like a little bit right, like a

0:46:08.000 --> 0:46:11.320
<v Speaker 2>millimeter if that tiny, it's meant to be flat. Would you?

0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Would you ever do it? I had a period where

0:46:13.360 --> 0:46:15.920
<v Speaker 2>I did a long black with a dash of milk,

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:19.520
<v Speaker 2>and that reminds me of instant yuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:21.520
<v Speaker 2>you're right, but it's nice because you had a little

0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:22.719
<v Speaker 2>bit of milk and they don't even froth it. They

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:25.160
<v Speaker 2>just pour it straight in exactly. It's an instant. They

0:46:25.239 --> 0:46:27.440
<v Speaker 2>still charge your six bucks or something ridiculous. Is it

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:29.279
<v Speaker 2>just me on the floor or did anyone else's mum?

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:32.080
<v Speaker 2>Two things from Michelle Chury love it a bit. A

0:46:32.800 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 2>gets so busy during her morning commute that she would

0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:37.839
<v Speaker 2>have to re microwave her coffee halfway through the morning.

0:46:38.320 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 2>She'd get up at seven and then make it and

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 2>then drink it for an hour or two and be

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:43.440
<v Speaker 2>like it's cold midway through blow drying her hair. So

0:46:44.160 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 2>get me as a kid to pop it in the

0:46:45.440 --> 0:46:48.400
<v Speaker 2>microwave for thirty five seconds, and then she'd finish drinking it.

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I might just make another one.

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:51.919
<v Speaker 3>I don't think I've ever had a coffee last long

0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:53.400
<v Speaker 3>enough to have to microwave it.

0:46:53.640 --> 0:46:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I slam them bitches, pump them, especially as an adult.

0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 2>And then secondly, Michellechury will dip her veggiemite toe and

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:04.120
<v Speaker 2>any toast she makes into her instant coffee then drink

0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:06.279
<v Speaker 2>she loves it.

0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Yuck. No veggimid and coffee and bread. Well, the show

0:47:11.719 --> 0:47:14.600
<v Speaker 3>I work on, they it's.

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:16.719
<v Speaker 2>Just a show for context, Jenna, come on, don't be

0:47:16.760 --> 0:47:16.960
<v Speaker 2>a fit.

0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 5>It's just two radio hosts that talk on the No

0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:20.840
<v Speaker 5>in the morning.

0:47:21.360 --> 0:47:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Three. I really fucked up they did.

0:47:23.680 --> 0:47:26.800
<v Speaker 6>They have a segment where they try different weird recipes,

0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:30.040
<v Speaker 6>and this morning they tried vegemite coffee.

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:33.960
<v Speaker 2>I din't really Yeah, what what do you do? You

0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:36.279
<v Speaker 2>make an instant coffee and teaspoon and vegimo.

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like foam and all that.

0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:41.720
<v Speaker 2>It it just be salty. No, who wants the salted

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:45.560
<v Speaker 2>coffee total add toast to it? You dip it, that's what.

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:45.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Michelle Cheering lives by it, loves it. I've tried it

0:47:49.000 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 2>and it's sweet and salty, because especially if you've got

0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 2>sugars in your coffee, I.

0:47:53.160 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Don't like sweet and soldier like even salted caramel. I'm like,

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:57.759
<v Speaker 3>why would you fuck up go this caramel flavor with

0:47:57.840 --> 0:47:59.040
<v Speaker 3>a bit of salted caramel.

0:48:00.280 --> 0:48:02.560
<v Speaker 2>I had hot star fried chicken for the first time.

0:48:02.600 --> 0:48:04.440
<v Speaker 2>I was at the Hamilton premiere and that was the

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:06.759
<v Speaker 2>only thing I could really get before the show. And

0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:09.120
<v Speaker 2>it's a big piece of fried chicken like a schnitzel,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's covered in sweet seasoning like plum powder. And

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<v Speaker 2>it was such a crazy mind fuck. It was delicious,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was salty chicken with sweet seasoning. It was weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that intern gone? Hey, there's an internet at the

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<v Speaker 2>building and I'm terrified of her. Why there's an inter?

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<v Speaker 2>Said her? Here? It's kiss She lovely jumped into her

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<v Speaker 2>at the front. You bumped into her?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What did she say about you?

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<v Speaker 3>She said to me, you're just as beautiful as the photos.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, thank fuck, I was having a good

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<v Speaker 3>hairda if I came in looking or busted and she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>you look nothing like the photos.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that actually what she said to you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>She said to me, and who are you? And I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mich And what do you do? I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>host two radio shows. She goes, but which ones? Have

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<v Speaker 2>not heard of them? I said?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, then I ran into the radio show. She must

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<v Speaker 2>have listened to it. It came out and went, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, just looking and talking to you, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>you were vanilla, but you're actually pretty funny. Wow. She's

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<v Speaker 2>a great dudgeon.

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<v Speaker 3>She told me you're just as beautiful as I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd pay clearly your judgments.

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<v Speaker 6>Downstairs, she's like, you know, I can do a handstand

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, well, sure do it. And she did it,

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<v Speaker 6>and she can do a really good hands there.

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<v Speaker 2>How long she hold it for?

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<v Speaker 5>For like ten seconds?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot of power in this business. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to ensure she never works to day in this industry.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually, she works for the company currently in Townsville, suck Shiit.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes to me, guess how many kids I've got?

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<v Speaker 2>It's six. Well, you didn't even give me any time

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<v Speaker 2>not have guessed that six kids.

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<v Speaker 5>She's amazing and she's going to listen to this podcast

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<v Speaker 5>from now on.

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<v Speaker 2>She told me that you know what, She's so sweet

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<v Speaker 2>and I believe children are the future.

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<v Speaker 3>Does she actually have six kids?

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<v Speaker 2>That you make that up?

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<v Speaker 3>She has six cows, that's fourteen.

0:49:47.600 --> 0:49:48.960
<v Speaker 2>She goes to me, weirdy you lily, they've had a

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<v Speaker 2>castle on a hill. I'm like, all right, Princess Fiona.

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<v Speaker 3>Non ogre versions of course, Well you've just screwed over

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<v Speaker 3>a new potential fan.

0:49:57.840 --> 0:50:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, calling her an ogre I've got Speaking of fans,

0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:05.600
<v Speaker 2>we had fans. We need to talk about our show.

0:50:05.640 --> 0:50:08.320
<v Speaker 2>We had fans at one point. I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>We have an ex staff member of ours that has progressed,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd like to do a shout out to remember

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<v Speaker 2>our intern Alex who competed for a producing job on

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<v Speaker 2>this show. Correct, she now works for the Morning show

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<v Speaker 2>on Channel seven as the head of entertainment. And that

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<v Speaker 2>is just an ijamrags to Richard's story reached out to

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<v Speaker 2>Bridy Carter.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, probably why did she think of me?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably that makes so much sense as to why they

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<v Speaker 2>played your video.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, she didn't get a roll this.

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<v Speaker 3>God lover.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, our staff on this show have gone on

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<v Speaker 2>to such big things. Name one other than Alex Ryan,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm obviously working at Channel seven. Hilarious by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's mcleod'sought its character it is we've had. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me think Sarah Harris was an intern for us from

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<v Speaker 2>the Project No Ala Jacobs. Remember she printed our stuffs

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<v Speaker 2>Peter over and worked in the mail room.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what if our intern became really famous?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be pissed.

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<v Speaker 3>No good for them.

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<v Speaker 2>I want her to Who is our intern?

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<v Speaker 5>Our intern?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Thatched?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I did smirch her showy picture his house on

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<v Speaker 2>the hill. I call bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just jealous.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in Townsville. I too, have three dollars fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>We hope this podcast made someone feel at least two

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<v Speaker 3>percent better to say.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all. So we do, So, we do, so we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening again. So I'm wrapping this up. The

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<v Speaker 2>sniff test is back soon. I will be cutting off

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<v Speaker 2>a lock of Jenne's pubes, and then I'll lock of

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<v Speaker 2>my pubes and Mitch you will have to guess who's

0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:48.239
<v Speaker 2>pub is who, and visually you'll be able to tell

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna has a really European kinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Quit this show very soon. You shouldn't be surprised. Why

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<v Speaker 3>because in the space of less than an hour, you've

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<v Speaker 3>asked me to sniff your shoes and.

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<v Speaker 2>Your pubes over your speed pits last week. Unconsensual? No,

0:52:02.920 --> 0:52:04.920
<v Speaker 2>you said, is it bad that I kind of want

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:07.440
<v Speaker 2>to see it? Well, because you brought it up your

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<v Speaker 2>army hammer. Oh, I can't deal with this.

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<v Speaker 3>We're packing to do. Can we get rid of him

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<v Speaker 3>and bring him the intern?

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<v Speaker 2>Watch the rating you watch, well, we'll watch from a

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<v Speaker 2>castle on the hill. But it's for terminites. Alright, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go all right, see you guys. Thanks for listening to gets.

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<v Speaker 3>By Bye bye.

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<v Speaker 6>Is It just Me?

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<v Speaker 5>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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