WEBVTT - #128 Daddy Is Back From The Jungle 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:05.320 Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in. 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:26.040 Hello, welcome back to Two Doing Dads. I'm Maddie Jay, 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:28.880 I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:32.040 It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.879 If you come for advice, don't do it. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.800 Steer clear my child. I'm surprise. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:39.839 I remember that youtip really well. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:41.959 I had to I forgot it. I had to do it. 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:45.800 Laura did it most of the time. Good to have you back. 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:48.720 It's hey, it's great to be here. It's going to 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:49.080 be back. 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:50.120 I know you're back. 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:53.200 It's weird to look at you. It's weird to see you. 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.680 I've quite enjoyed looking at your wife came out wrong. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:59.520 I've quite enjoyed recording with her. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.320 I heard it was fun. I haven't listened to any episodes. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.320 You probably won't either, good, but from what I've. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.160 Talked about you a lot, so you probably shouldn't, no doubt. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:11.199 But the people were people. Laura was happy. People were happy. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:15.039 I've heard rave reviews. Rave even think there was a 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:18.280 little comment review on upper podcast and they're like, h 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:19.920 and Laura a great and I was like, shut. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.840 Up, we're starting a new podcast. Me and Laura, you 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:23.559 wish to doting parents. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:26.600 You're stuck with me, I know, but it is good 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:27.280 to have you back. 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:29.640 We're here for a reason. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:30.759 What's that we're here. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:35.400 We're all dying to know the ins and outs of 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:37.399 you masturbating in the jungle. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:43.280 So many, so many questions. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.759 Even people that I like see on the street, they're like, 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:50.680 did he do it? Did he did he masturbate? Okay, 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.320 my mom is like did you did? 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:55.800 I'm like, Ellie, you're hurting me. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:57.920 Should tell me, Just tell me. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:05.720 But you know, it's a pretty traumatic experience, not masturbating 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:09.880 the jungle as a whole. It was. It was a lot. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.000 And on on the weekend, we caught up with some 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:14.960 friends on the beach and they're like, how was it, dude, 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.640 And I was like, I was about to unpack the 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:19.520 last five weeks. I was like, you know what, it 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.679 was one of the hardest. And they're like, anyway, great, 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.000 good to see me. Dude walked off and I was like, 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:28.919 people don't realize how hard it is in there. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.160 There's a lot that goes into it. I guess, like 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:32.440 I'm guessing. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:35.880 It's fucking it is hell. It is hell ash. I've 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:36.839 been to Helen back. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:42.079 Okay, you took it upon yourself to do a call 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.040 out to see what people wanted to know. So we're 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:46.080 going to run through some of that. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.400 We're going to save the Wayne question till the end. 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.560 That's going to be like the financing to edge, you guys, 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:51.760 right until the end of the episode. 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:54.280 So much sexual talk and these already were already. The 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.080 jungle has a hole. You said that as a whole, 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:00.639 so it like has a hole. Welcome back. 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:05.120 You're just I'm like, hey, how are you and you're like, hey, 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.880 Hays in bed bed is where you have sex. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:11.400 Yeah, you've been edging, just nothing but edging. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.600 I can't say anything on this podcast without you turning 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:15.519 it into smart. 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:17.880 Well, you haven't been here for six weeks, Yeah we did. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:18.880 We had a lot of questions. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.639 We did you put your put out? 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.000 And this is cleansing for me. I haven't had a 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:23.880 proper debrief. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:25.560 Well, you were just saying you were going to unpack it, 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.880 and then people are like, yeah, of course, sorry dude, 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.720 and you walk up today, we're going to unpack it. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:30.280 Yeah, I need this. 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:31.639 Let's just kick it off straight away. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.040 So I'm wanking in the jungle. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.600 So you wanking in the jungle looking at your beds. 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.920 Okay, let's start with a couple of easy ones. 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.240 Let me start. Let me start what's with the what's 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.440 happening with the beard? First of all, if you haven't 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.680 seen Matt on socials, which you should have seen him 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:45.200 by now. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.840 He today he's trimmed it up, and you can say, rugged, 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.280 you were very I walked. 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.240 In the other day and you were like you was 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.960 like me, it was like it was the day you 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:56.400 got home. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.120 I had a couple of like shruggly bits. I always 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.280 thought beards would grow. I've never had a beard this long, 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:03.680 so this is new territory for me. But yeah, the beard. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.200 You have some hairs that they're growing twice the rate 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.360 of the other hairs. It's a lot of hard work. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:09.720 You've done it all right. 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:13.760 I wouldn't got a haircut. And I said to Chris 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.800 the hairdress and I said, Chris, get rid of the beard. 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.360 And he's like, I love it, dude. And Laura was like, 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.680 can't fucking wait for that beard to come off. So 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:24.760 when I came home, she was like, what why is 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.960 it still there? Manicured it and I was like, Chris 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:28.640 didn't want it to come off because his head looks 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.480 so good. So I've kept the beard. I don't know 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:33.159 how long for I don't know. I just feel, I feel. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.359 So he trimmed it up for you. He trimmed it 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.040 did He did your top lip too. You could set 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.279 your watch to that. He is fucking straight. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.200 Thank you, thank you, look at it, thank you very much. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.480 As a man who wears a mustache all the time, 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:46.680 I cannot trim mind properly. I just don't know how 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.440 to do it. I don't know. Well, I'm growing it 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:49.960 at the moment. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.039 You need to see, Chris, I wanted to hang. 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.480 Right down like a walrus. 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:57.000 Disgusting. How does April kiss you? 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:57.760 She doesn't. 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:00.719 Well, Laura wants it gone because she hates it. It's 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:04.800 so itchy, Yeah, so itchy. My kids are like dad. 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:06.840 A lot of people are pretty negative on the beer. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.160 People were like, you don't look like you don't look 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.159 like you've even had a shower yet. It's so discussed, 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.800 and that's all that matters for the bid. For now, 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.440 we'll stay at least another week. It's going to stay. 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:22.920 Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, rattle away, guys, before we 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:25.800 do continue, Thank you for everyone who did write in question. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.400 Shut up and ask questions. 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:29.600 Who snored the loudest? 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.200 Actually not many people snored in the jungle. I picked 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:37.360 a bed. Actually I didn't pick my bed. I there 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.279 was one bed left. I was like the last person 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.919 in camp, and because I got split into two teams, 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.279 and I walked in there and I was told by 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.320 a few people, don't get a bed that's too close 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.160 to the fire because it's very smoky. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.120 Ash as you don't want to come out of there 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.440 with them forthema, which I think I did. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:58.040 But I looked around meeting people. I'm shaking hands and 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.440 I'm looking around being like, God, like, what what beds 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.760 are left? Because everyone already put their backpack on the beds. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:04.720 Yeah, that's a classic way to reserve something. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.760 Yeah, it was a school camp. And I'm like talking 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.360 to someone filling to Dave Fughes, and I'm like scanning 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.599 over his shoulder, being like, oh fuck, there's no beds left. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.479 Only bed left was next to Sam Thirday, big guy, 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:19.160 one of your heroes. But he's he's hope doesn't mind 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.159 me saying this. He's like one hundred and third kilos. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:22.680 Yeah he's not. He's not small guy. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.240 He's a big boy. And you know, I don't want 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.240 to judge him, but I did think he would be 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:28.720 someone who would snore. And I sat next to him 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:30.560 first night and I'm like, do you snare and he's like. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.360 Yep, like a chainsaw. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.520 Thankfully, he wasn't too bad. He was actually very quiet. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:39.480 But the biggest snorer was Sigared Thornton. Siggi man the 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.320 smallest in the camp, and she was like a freight 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:46.440 train every night and she'd fall asleep pretty quick. Also, 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.280 so you know, you're trying to get to sleep and 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:53.960 like the animal's allowed and then Siggi's just like and 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:58.040 she was consistent every night. She would once she started like, 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:02.320 oh I can't stand all night all night. Thankfully she 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.200 was on the other side of the camp, so I 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.880 think she was next to Hughsy, next to Harrison, but 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.720 I could still it would keep me awake. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.760 And like with the sleeping, do you do you is 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.960 it like prison where they're like lights out everyone has 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.320 to go to sleep or is it you just go 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:17.280 to sleep when you want to go. 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:21.880 To Yeah, there's it's crazy. They have massive studio lights 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:23.920 like up and rigged up into the. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:27.000 Trees and so it's not just all day like natural life. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:28.800 Yeah, so as soon as it kind of gets dark, 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.360 we kind of knew that it would get dark around 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.360 six thirty and they would turn those lights on, so 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.480 we don't have there's no no, one has no time. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.680 So we would know that, like when the lights would 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.600 go on, it'd be around six thirty and we'll be 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:46.320 like that lights on secret and then once you stop talking, 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:50.320 they would then turn the lights off. But you had lanterns, 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.040 so you would ever be like, all right, everyone shut up. 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:57.640 Sometimes I was next to Sam and Reggie and you know, 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.680 we're pretty we're pretty quiet in that corner. Weird as 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:02.920 well that the three of us made it to the 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:09.320 final three in that corner. Apparently that corner suspicious producers did. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.520 They said that that corner has been responsible for a 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.360 lot of winners, like Miguel slept over. There good corner 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.200 to be in. But there were times when other people 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.400 giggling all night, and in my head I was like, 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:22.800 shut the fuck. They wouldn't because they wuldn't have the 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.080 lights off until everyone stopped talking. So normally they would 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.280 give it five minutes. Once the last person would stop 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.400 talking and then then the lights off animals allowed. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.959 The first animals there. Yeah, dude, there was like the 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:40.760 owl said, the owls can confirm I was. People are like, 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:42.280 aren't you on the Gold Coast? 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.400 No, because they'd be like, well, that's where the English 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.160 one is filmed, in Molenbar, but which is like just 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.400 off the highway. Yeah, it was just like straight off. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:52.320 I could just imagine a guy there with like an 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:58.400 animal noise playlists like time owls. He was like, wake 0:08:58.480 --> 0:08:58.920 up at the morning. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.680 But that's what it was. An hour after the lights 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:07.120 would go off. Did these be these two owls and 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.360 one would go and then the other one on the 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:14.400 other side would go, oh, classic mating call, and they 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:15.040 would do that. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.160 That's what that is all night, all night. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.720 And then the crickets are so loud, so I reckon 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.640 worse than the socicadas. Dude. The cicadas would go all night. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:24.839 There that a break. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:28.000 Welcome to my world, man, they have SCADAs on night shift. 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:28.920 Oh my god. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.000 So the first few nights I think I was getting 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.320 about I must have been getting a couple of I didn't. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.559 I didn't get into a deep sleep until like the 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.800 last week, I didn't have any dreams. I wasn't dreaming 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:39.400 in the jungle. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.240 Oh man, that would suck. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.040 Yeah, and then the moment it would get a little 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.920 bit bright. Yeah, monkeys, monkeys are going like over the 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.160 tree tops, over the canopy. 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.199 The monkey song would come out of the playlist monkeys. 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:53.439 That we'd have. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:58.840 We'd have ten monkeys, like over see him a lot, right, Yeah, dude, 0:09:58.960 --> 0:09:59.440 look up. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.680 And you got monkey's being like, hey man, you're like. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.720 Shut up, and we'll get chet on by a monkey. Uh. 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:09.000 No ship, no ship by monkeys, thankfully. But there was 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.720 We haven't had this confirmed, but I'm pretty sure there 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:17.120 was three ranges that are always patrolling the outside of 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.400 the jungle, like where your camp is, to make sure 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:23.440 that the baboons, because baboons are dangerous. They got huge 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.920 apparently bigger canines than a lion. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.800 Also, their assholes are disgusting. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.120 Ash please come on, Well, I just can't look at 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.280 a bat boon that these ones. The assholes were great. 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:37.920 Apparently they were innies from. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:39.160 What I heard. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:44.320 But yeah, you always have ranges patrolling. But we had, dude, 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:46.440 we had I had like a scorpion in my heart. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:50.760 We had a spitting cobra in the in the like 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:55.480 one of the interview rooms planted though. They're pretty venomous, 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:56.360 they're pretty dangerous. 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.679 You can pull the scenemen out of them and then no, 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:00.959 that's a vent amount of them. 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:05.880 What is wrong with you? You can jack them off? 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:11.040 Just made me jerking off a snake. Sorry, Jess, I 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:12.680 don't want to look just in the eyes right now. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:14.480 I just said, imagine me, jerkys. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.760 We would wake up, we would wake up and the 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:21.680 baboons would be there, and you're like assholes, like nothing 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:22.600 I've ever seen before. 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:28.320 I'm sorry, let's get back on track there. They only 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.560 found this out today to dark days Friday Saturday, which 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.840 is they don't it's not televised, no, no, but they 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.920 would pull stuff from that. What are you? What do 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:41.959 you do in those days? They're long days, long days. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:46.440 There were tough times. You got about. There's about one 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.880 hundred or so cameras, so they're always filming you. One 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.320 hundred cameras always filming you. Yeah, there's always cameras are 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:57.800 always rolling as always people watching from the camp maybe 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.880 a kilometer away. There's a house, pretty big house, and 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:04.480 it's where like Mission control is what they would call it. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:07.559 They will always be there, so there's always people watching, 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.560 always produced, you know, because you never know when something's 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:13.360 gonna happen. Yeh, that's interesting. But we don't have there's 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:17.360 no Robin Julie, there's no trials, there's no it'd be 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:21.160 the longest two days, dude, it's it's it was hell. 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:22.160 We had. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:25.640 The best thing we had was a waterfall that we 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.640 could walk to and we go for a swim of 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.400 the waterfall and we kind of knew that the walk, 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.480 the swim, the walk back take up like an hour. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.079 How many times would you do that today? 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.079 So then, but the hard thing was we had no 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.599 energy because we was so hungry, and it was a 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:40.319 hard walk. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.880 Oh it wasn't like, oh, it's just there, because we'd 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.319 have to we'd have to make it look like that 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.319 just by the way, like it's just there. It was. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.760 It was like it was like summoning Everest. 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:51.240 No. 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:55.240 Yeah, yeah, it was hard, and so some people were 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.800 like there were times when people go, I cannot do 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.719 that walk, Like I don't think I can make it 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:01.720 because people are so hungry, and it was like almost 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:05.600 forty degrees during the day. But we would do. Hughsey 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.320 was always up for the walk, so Hughgy would always 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:09.640 like rally the troops and be like, come on, we 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.320 need to get some sn Harrison was always keen. Reggie 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:18.439 was like, I can't, I can't, I cannot see. So 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:20.880 we would do that. A's sometimes we do it twice 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.360 in a day, and other than that, we would just 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.040 sit there, man, sit there. And one game we will 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:33.480 play quite a bit, would be you say a celebrity okay, 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:36.400 and then the first letter of their last name. I 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.120 would have to say a celebrity name and. 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:40.360 It just rolls, and we would do that great car game, 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:42.040 Great great Roger game, that one. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:46.120 And I would I would often sit there by the 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:50.199 creek and I would look at the rocks and I 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:54.120 would look for faces in the rocks. And I would 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.480 do that for a couple of hours. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:57.959 And it's like you had like a Wilson well sne. 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:04.000 It was you were starved. People. They always say going in. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.719 Everyone who I spoke to d done the show was 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.040 like the boredom is so hard to manage, and it 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.599 was like it was like undescribable what it's like. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:13.280 I remember. 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.160 We would we would look for insects, and if we 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.160 saw a couple of ants, we'd watch the ants for 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:19.560 an hour. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:25.640 Do you watch the fuck? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.040 I'm sorry. So you just okay, go again. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:34.160 But we would we would get the food was always 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.880 the same every day of the week. You always get 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.800 five spoonfuls of porridge for breakfast, get about five spoonfuls 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:43.320 of rice, a couple of beans, couple we got a 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.240 few beans. You get that same munch for dinner. But 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.880 then on the dark days, depending on how many stars 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.160 you got on the Thursday, that would roll over to 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:56.640 the Friday and the Saturday, right the challenges. Yeah, so 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:01.000 on the Thursdays, everyone was like, hey, no pressure, but 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.040 this is going to determine how much food we get 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.080 for the next like three nights. So let's try and 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.240 get a couple of stars. But they were like, on 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:15.840 we would get better meals on a Friday Saturday, it 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.000 wasn't as like rustic. So one of the nights we 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:19.360 got hamburgers. 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.160 I did see a lot of like food advertisements on 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:23.840 this show, and then I saw like there was a 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:26.280 Hello Fresh day, there was a Brownie Day, and like, 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:27.880 you guys are gonna come back and put on waite. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.040 We had one brownie. 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.640 We stretched it out for three days of TV. We 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:34.080 would have. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.760 Drunk our own piss for a Tim Tam did you yes? 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:42.520 Did you drink your own piss? I was so thirsty, 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.080 so they must provide your fresh water and ship like 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.920 the whole You get fresh water, You get fresh Sorry 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.800 you're out of water, but you're gonna die. 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:54.160 But I remember, I remember like one time we got 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:57.000 a little bit of hot chocolate and I can't remember 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:58.880 what the challenge was, but we won a little bit 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.760 of hot chocolate, and people it was like, we just 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.880 want a ferrari. People were losing our shit with just 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.960 any bit of flavor because the food just was so bland. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:11.920 It must be exciting, you know, like when you even 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.080 when you're just hear and you're like so busy and 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:15.680 you never don't get a chance to eat, and then 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:19.800 you're like, oh, you get like something so good. You're like, oh, yeah, I. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.080 Was trapped in the jungle for thirty days, bro, And 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.600 you're trying to compare that to being hungry at home? 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:27.520 Is yeah? Is that that's it? 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:32.280 You think being trapped in the I losing eight kilos 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.680 over thirty days is the same as you being hungry 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.240 on an afternoon at home and worry wood. Yeah, oh 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.840 it's on part. It's so close scorpion steak. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:43.200 It was more that I just wanted to elaborate how 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.800 good that feeling is when you just like get that 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:51.640 one thing. I'm not trying to diminish it. Let's move on. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.160 Did you actually, because there's a question here about washing 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:56.960 your clothes, do you wash your clothes in that creek too? 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:58.920 Or they've given you we. 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.840 We had like you washing up there, We had you 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.600 only get two shirts to single it, two pairs of shorts. 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:09.639 You're allowed to bring in five pairs of hondies or 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:11.600 six pairs of hondies. You get two pairs of socks, 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:14.440 and we have a sink down by the creek where 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.320 you do you're washing up after you cook, that same 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.600 sink you then do for your washing. But I would 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:22.280 normally I would wear a shirt for like five days straight. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.040 I think I washed my socks once. I kind of 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:29.480 wore my socks, wow, for like ten days. 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:34.240 Did anyone have any like weird washing routines, like someone 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.680 who had to wash all their shit every day, like 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.359 an April per se, which is like, oh, good wash, 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:40.840 I've got to make a load of washing. 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:45.320 Yeah, I think everyone because it sounds stupid. But to 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:49.359 ring out your t shirt like you do that, you 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:51.359 do one shirt and you'd have to sit down for 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:55.280 ten minutes because you're exhausted. Oh right right, it's like 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:59.680 the energy required to wash your clothes. People just avoided 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:02.919 it because it was non critical. Everyone smelt like crap. 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:08.000 You know, the campfire. We were given a toiletries bag 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:14.600 and so in that you had a natural deodorant roll on, hate, 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:19.280 roll on. You have pretty basic toothpaste tasted like nothing, 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:22.000 so you never felt like you even had clean teeth. 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:24.560 You have a brush, you have noil clippers, you have 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:28.399 insect spray, and that was and then yeah, that was 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:31.200 that's about it. That was all you had. Oh sunscreen 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:36.440 as well, yeah it's going to be safe, you'd be sunsafe. 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:38.159 And that was That was all you had in your 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:39.000 toiletries bag. 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:39.800 That was it. 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.359 But I don't think. I mean, the only thing obviously 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:43.240 everyone would shower. 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.560 It was the shower sta like a communal so we. 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.480 Would all get hosed down in the morning by Robin 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.320 Julia and then they'd be like, get out of bed. 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:55.919 You have, Billy, somehow you've made the jungle stink. 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.199 Down by the creek by the gym if you can 0:18:59.280 --> 0:19:02.400 recall if you can wood the wooden gym, the wooden gym. 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:04.919 So just in the in the around the corner behind 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:09.080 a tree was the showers. I'm having weird like PTSD 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:14.720