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Speaker 1: Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in.

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Speaker 2: Hello, welcome back to Two Doing Dads. I'm Maddie Jay,

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Speaker 2: I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: If you come for advice, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Steer clear my child. I'm surprise.

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Speaker 2: I remember that youtip really well.

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Speaker 1: I had to I forgot it. I had to do it.

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Speaker 1: Laura did it most of the time. Good to have you back.

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Speaker 2: It's hey, it's great to be here. It's going to

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Speaker 2: be back.

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Speaker 1: I know you're back.

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Speaker 2: It's weird to look at you. It's weird to see you.

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Speaker 1: I've quite enjoyed looking at your wife came out wrong.

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Speaker 1: I've quite enjoyed recording with her.

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Speaker 2: I heard it was fun. I haven't listened to any episodes.

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Speaker 2: You probably won't either, good, but from what I've.

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Speaker 1: Talked about you a lot, so you probably shouldn't, no doubt.

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Speaker 2: But the people were people. Laura was happy. People were happy.

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Speaker 2: I've heard rave reviews. Rave even think there was a

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Speaker 2: little comment review on upper podcast and they're like, h

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Speaker 2: and Laura a great and I was like, shut.

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Speaker 1: Up, we're starting a new podcast. Me and Laura, you

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Speaker 1: wish to doting parents.

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Speaker 2: You're stuck with me, I know, but it is good

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Speaker 2: to have you back.

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Speaker 1: We're here for a reason.

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Speaker 2: What's that we're here.

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Speaker 1: We're all dying to know the ins and outs of

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Speaker 1: you masturbating in the jungle.

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Speaker 2: So many, so many questions.

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Speaker 1: Even people that I like see on the street, they're like,

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Speaker 1: did he do it? Did he did he masturbate? Okay,

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Speaker 1: my mom is like did you did?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, Ellie, you're hurting me.

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Speaker 1: Should tell me, Just tell me.

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Speaker 2: But you know, it's a pretty traumatic experience, not masturbating

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Speaker 2: the jungle as a whole. It was. It was a lot.

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Speaker 2: And on on the weekend, we caught up with some

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Speaker 2: friends on the beach and they're like, how was it, dude,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I was about to unpack the

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Speaker 2: last five weeks. I was like, you know what, it

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Speaker 2: was one of the hardest. And they're like, anyway, great,

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Speaker 2: good to see me. Dude walked off and I was like,

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Speaker 2: people don't realize how hard it is in there.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot that goes into it. I guess, like

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Speaker 2: It's fucking it is hell. It is hell ash. I've

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Speaker 2: been to Helen back.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you took it upon yourself to do a call

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Speaker 1: out to see what people wanted to know. So we're

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Speaker 1: going to run through some of that.

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Speaker 2: We're going to save the Wayne question till the end.

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Speaker 3: That's going to be like the financing to edge, you guys,

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Speaker 3: right until the end of the episode.

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Speaker 1: So much sexual talk and these already were already. The

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Speaker 1: jungle has a hole. You said that as a whole,

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Speaker 1: so it like has a hole. Welcome back.

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Speaker 2: You're just I'm like, hey, how are you and you're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Hays in bed bed is where you have sex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been edging, just nothing but edging.

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Speaker 2: I can't say anything on this podcast without you turning

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Speaker 2: it into smart.

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Speaker 1: Well, you haven't been here for six weeks, Yeah we did.

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Speaker 2: We had a lot of questions.

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Speaker 1: We did you put your put out?

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Speaker 2: And this is cleansing for me. I haven't had a

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Speaker 1: Well, you were just saying you were going to unpack it,

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Speaker 1: and then people are like, yeah, of course, sorry dude,

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Speaker 1: and you walk up today, we're going to unpack it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need this.

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Speaker 1: Let's just kick it off straight away.

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Speaker 2: So I'm wanking in the jungle.

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Speaker 1: So you wanking in the jungle looking at your beds.

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Speaker 1: Let me start. Let me start what's with the what's

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Speaker 3: He today he's trimmed it up, and you can say, rugged,

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't got a haircut. And I said to Chris

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Speaker 1: So he trimmed it up for you. He trimmed it

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Speaker 1: As a man who wears a mustache all the time,

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Speaker 2: Disgusting. How does April kiss you?

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Speaker 2: Shut up and ask questions.

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Speaker 1: Who snored the loudest?

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Speaker 2: Actually not many people snored in the jungle. I picked

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Speaker 2: He's a big boy. And you know, I don't want

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Speaker 4: The first animals there. Yeah, dude, there was like the

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Speaker 2: But that's what it was. An hour after the lights

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Speaker 1: That's what that is all night, all night.

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Speaker 2: And then the crickets are so loud, so I reckon

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Speaker 2: worse than the socicadas. Dude. The cicadas would go all night.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to my world, man, they have SCADAs on night shift.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So the first few nights I think I was getting

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Speaker 2: I didn't get into a deep sleep until like the

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that would suck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the moment it would get a little

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Speaker 1: The monkey song would come out of the playlist monkeys.

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Speaker 2: We would we would look for insects, and if we

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Speaker 1: Do you watch the fuck? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: Drunk our own piss for a Tim Tam did you yes?

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Speaker 1: Did you drink your own piss? I was so thirsty,

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Speaker 2: But I remember, I remember like one time we got

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Speaker 2: You think being trapped in the I losing eight kilos

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Speaker 2: it's on part. It's so close scorpion steak.

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Speaker 2: We had like you washing up there, We had you

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Speaker 2: right now, Yeah, all right, And then I would not

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Speaker 2: But but I I showered in DTS for the first

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Speaker 3: Your cock out after that, and then I was like,

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Speaker 2: But there's you know, there's like four cameras somewhere out there.

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Speaker 1: There is footage of one many with his cockout in

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Speaker 2: And then as well, when you shower naked, you turn

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so someone whoever's doing night shift. Normally I

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Speaker 1: can we just send any emounts to Channel ten please

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Speaker 2: So they have a speakers a bit like Big Brother,

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Speaker 1: That sucks.

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Speaker 2: was anything like anything that really likes. So once time

438
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 2: we had a snake in camp, and so they would say,

439
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,360
Speaker 2: everyone go into your campsite with a fireplaces stay there

440
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 2: because we're having someone remove a snake. And then when

441
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 2: they would come in to like someday for example, like

442
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 2: it was one afternoon, they had to do some maintenance

443
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 2: on the campsite, and they were like, you cannot talk

444
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 2: to any of the crew. You cannot say anything to them.

445
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 2: Don't acknowledge them. If you did acknowledge them, they would

446
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 2: ignore you. And then the only kind of interaction you

447
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 2: would have if you weren't doing a trial. I think

448
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 2: you thought it around four point thirty, but they would

449
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 2: send you out to have your battery changed in your

450
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 2: mic pack, so you have your necklace connected to a

451
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,159
Speaker 2: mic pack that you wore as a belt. And but

452
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 2: when you did that change, you'd be like, hey, dude,

453
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 2: Hawaii nothing nothing. You'd be like, what do you have

454
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 2: for lunch? Would n answer. None of the crew wore watches,

455
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,440
Speaker 2: so they always want to make sure that you have

456
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 2: no idea what the time is. And even you when

457
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 2: you go on a trial, you would like run out

458
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 2: down the tunnel. You would then get met by a producer.

459
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 2: Once you left camp, you get blindfolded. So when you walk,

460
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 2: we say we're walking together. You'd be in front of me,

461
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 2: You're being led by a producer. I have my hand

462
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 2: on your backpack. They would walk you to a car

463
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 2: still blindfold drive you to the trial, and they get

464
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 2: your blindfold taken off once you're in the trial area

465
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: in front of Robin Julia, and then once you finish

466
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 2: the trial, blindfold on back to camp.

467
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: It sounds like my worst night mare. Yeah, so then,

468
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: and also, but I'm so impatient too. I just could

469
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: not take that.

470
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: It's weird how quickly you acclimatized. The first few days,

471
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I cannot, this is hell. And then

472
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 2: it's weird you just become institutionalized. But then it was

473
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 2: weird coming out and everyone pretty much like all the

474
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 2: crew and like the final six we all flew back

475
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 2: at the same time, and a lot of the crew

476
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 2: from Sydney, and so it was weird. There was one lady,

477
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 2: her name was Anita. Shout out Anita. She would always

478
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 2: blindfold me for the trials, and then she was sitting

479
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 2: next to me on the flight. She was like, hey, dude,

480
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 2: this is But it was so weird to have her

481
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 2: smile at me and talk to me and asked me

482
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 2: a question. I was like, you were do you like me?

483
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: I would be I would be that person that's just like,

484
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 1: I wonder if this person likes me or not. I

485
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 1: would be like, they don't. They definitely don't even know.

486
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 2: It was their fucking job, but there was I always

487
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 2: when you're in the top talkie doing interviews, there was

488
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: normally like one producer he would do most of the

489
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 2: interviews with, and mine was someone who like even though

490
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 2: I didn't I wasn't seeing him face to face, like

491
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 2: it's still talking about like pretty you're crying.

492
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: Day day four, one day.

493
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 2: Day day four, I was like keeping to myself, and

494
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,479
Speaker 2: they're always watching you, and they always they're also aware

495
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 2: of like this is They've done eleven seasons, so they

496
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: know the telltale signs when people are struggling. And one

497
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 2: day before I kind of didn't really speak to anyone.

498
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 2: I kind of ate breakfast by myself. I did like

499
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 2: washing it by I was Matt time, and then they

500
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: called me I kind of over the speaker, They say, Mac,

501
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 2: can you come in and have a chat. And it

502
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: was like after having a really bad day at school

503
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 2: and you finally get home and your parents go how

504
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 2: was your day, and you just let it all out.

505
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 2: I literally I sat down and he said are you

506
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 2: doing okay? And I just lost it.

507
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

508
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 3: I was like.

509
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 2: The trigger words and and you know, like in my

510
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 2: head I was like I remember bo Ryan left two

511
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 2: weeks after two weeks and I thought to myself, I

512
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 2: can't believe he quit. And then on day four, I

513
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 2: was like, I think I'm going to quit.

514
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: Wow, Like how close do you think you got to quitting?

515
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 2: Every part of me was like, I don't want to

516
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: be here and I can't stay here, and this is

517
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 2: going to like it's not for me.

518
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: You would have regretted it though, and I knew Laura

519
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 1: would kill me. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm safer here.

520
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 2: But also I thought to myself, look, I'm just going

521
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: to I'm going to get to the end of the day.

522
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: And it was always you had dinner was always the

523
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: biggest meal, and you always felt so much better after

524
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: you had a full stomach because the breakfast of lunch

525
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: didn't even touch the sides. Yeah, So I was like,

526
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 2: I'm going to get to dinner. And then once you

527
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 2: get to dinner, it's a pretty it's pretty quick to

528
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 2: have a shower, you get ready for bed, and I

529
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: was like, I'm just going to do one one more

530
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 2: day and see how I feel in the morning. And

531
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 2: the morning you wake up and you feel okay. And

532
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: then I always thought I'm just going to make it

533
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 2: to like one week and then two weeks so I

534
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 2: but yeah, the guy my producer, when I was struggling,

535
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 2: he was like, you're doing a great job, like you know,

536
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 2: hanging there. And so when I saw him in person,

537
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 2: I was like, you saved me. He's like, get off me.

538
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh, these these contestants are clinging literally very good. All right,

539
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: let's move right. First part of this question, were you

540
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: in Africa?

541
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 2: Can confirm did go to Africa?

542
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: Okay? If I asked for passport stands, you'd be able

543
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: to produce that.

544
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 2: Yes, I can't. I can.

545
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: Yes, I believe you, and the listener should believe you too. Yes.

546
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: And then the other one is like does it feel

547
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: like you're the jungle? You're saying there's big lights and

548
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: cameras and are they small camp? Will just give us

549
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: a breakdown.

550
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that little security cameras all like threw out.

551
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: And then do they make a conscious effort to hide

552
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: them or not? Yeah?

553
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they're kind of not super hidden. They

554
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 2: they're very much blended into the environment. And then in

555
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 2: the camp, the main camp with the fireplace and the

556
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 2: beds are there's maybe around the camp there's like.

557
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: Six proper like big big boppers.

558
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 2: The ones you'd see like if you're doing the news,

559
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 2: like those type of cameras, but they were like like

560
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 2: up on big stands, but they were manned by cameramen.

561
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: But they they had black screens that would just be

562
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 2: this black screen up in this area and the camera

563
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 2: would just poke out here.

564
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: We talk about boring fucking jobs. Oh my.

565
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes they'd be like, it'll be like, ha, there

566
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: you are, but that must be such a boring job.

567
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: Such a boring job. I don't know how they do it.

568
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 2: I don't know if they've got like beds that they're

569
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 2: lying down but standing up. I don't know. It's long

570
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: shifts of just listening to us talk about food, because

571
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 2: that's pretty much what we talked to eating. Yeah, like

572
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: but sometimes like I think one of them tripped and

573
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 2: like fell take that. But there was one night when

574
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: we're trying to sleep and one of the cameramen was

575
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 2: doing this.

576
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: And we were like, can you shut the fuck up.

577
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 2: We're trying to sleep.

578
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: Equivalent of your neighbors having a party. The cops are

579
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 1: on their way, but you you.

580
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: Forget, you totally forget, like you I mean, there was

581
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 2: there was one camera above me and Reggie and when

582
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 2: it rained, we kind of saw there is a canopy

583
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 2: above you, so if it rains, you're slightly protected. The

584
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 2: outer beds might get a little bit wet, but this

585
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 2: camera was just outside of that protective canopy, and it

586
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 2: would get rained on and when it would go to swivel,

587
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: it go like get stuck it and me and Reggie

588
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: would be like, I would be like, good morning, reg

589
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: how are you feeling? And then the camera got That

590
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: was the only time we know we noticed the camera.

591
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the people, Yes, if you don't mind,

592
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to talk about the people

593
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: because I had to sit back and watch you have

594
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: a bromance with Harrison. But anyway, let's see what the

595
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: listener thought.

596
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: How are you?

597
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: By the way, is that was that time I want

598
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: to talk about it? I'm fine, Harris said, he's.

599
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 3: Upstairs if he comes downstairss upstairs right now, he's in

600
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: bed your bed? Yeah, that Laura left and he cooched

601
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 3: on and I saw him on his moped on your story.

602
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, sorry about that. I forgot to mute you

603
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: hide you from viewing my stories.

604
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: If he was on like a Harley Davison or something.

605
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: I'd be like, that's pretty cool. He's on like some

606
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: shitty best.

607
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 2: Why do you hate Harrison?

608
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, So who did you unexpectedly Who did

609
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: you unexpectedly connect with? March?

610
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 2: Do you know who I was hoping I was going

611
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: to connect with and I feel like it happened. I

612
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 2: feel like it happened. Maybe it was one sided, maybe

613
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: he hated it, but I felt like we connected.

614
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: Who Husey? Oh yeah, okay.

615
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: I remember I thought he might be in the camp

616
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: and I was like, hughes he is so rich, that's

617
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: surely he doesn't need to be in armous celeb liked

618
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 2: Apparently they'd been asking him for a while and he

619
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 2: was like, no, I can't be stuffed. Yeah, but but

620
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: I was very star struck when I saw Hughesy.

621
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Really yeah.

622
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: I remember talking to him and I was very much

623
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 2: I was very aware of who I was talking to,

624
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 2: and I was like, say the right thing. You've met

625
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: him before, though only really briefly done his radio show,

626
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 2: so it's a quick five minute chat.

627
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: So he had you as a guest.

628
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 2: I was a guest.

629
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: But doesn't that point if you ask me, you're the

630
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: sort after guests.

631
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: He plays tennis with Russell Crowe. That's that's the kind

632
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: of guy.

633
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: They can't imagine Russell croping very good.

634
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: I thought that that's what you takeaway. He's so unfit.

635
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 1: They're your words, maybe Gladiator Russell.

636
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: Because Hughesy was always down for the waterfall and.

637
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: They really played that up on TV too. Meeting was

638
00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: a real freak. They're real nature freak. He's like in

639
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: the fucking it was.

640
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: It was intense. We would go down there to worship

641
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: the sun. We would worship the sun and we were

642
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: and Hughsey would be he would give us like life

643
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,959
Speaker 2: lessons from Husey. He'd be like, remember, guys, it's all

644
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: about forgetting about what weighs you down. You've got to

645
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: be happy as we're standing there in the waterfall like

646
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: absorbing the sun.

647
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: It was like it was to be part of a cult.

648
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: Now what's happening?

649
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 2: We almost had a mass suicide from Hughsey was like

650
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 2: should we and we're like, we'll do it best season ever.

651
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 2: But husually, I hope that we're I hope we're still friends.

652
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: We're not going to hear this, he's not listening to

653
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: We'll get them on the podcast.

654
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: We'll try try our very hard. As the experience changed

655
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: your perspective on life at all, yeah, he did for

656
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: how long?

657
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: Annoyingly coming out of the jungle, you slot back into

658
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 2: your normal routine very quickly.

659
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: I would, I'd be like straight away, like true scroll.

660
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 2: I remember coming out and I thought to myself, I

661
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: don't even need my phone. I had my phone back

662
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't even need it. And

663
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 2: then and then I plugged it in and it turned

664
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: on and I was like, I'll have a quick look

665
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: four hours later.

666
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, when you opened it up, you didn't have

667
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: a beard. Yeah, I shaved freshly shave. Oh my phones.

668
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 2: But it does. In the you're in the thick of

669
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: the jungle experience. You know things like a flushing toilet.

670
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: You know things like a fridge. You know, to be

671
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 2: able to just order in food and have it delivered

672
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: to your house. Those things when you're starving thirty days

673
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: every single day, those are little things you appreciate so much.

674
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: And then I'm going to sound you know, a bit

675
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 2: cheesy here, as you would have seen my reunion a

676
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: little bit emotional. I was missing the family quite a bit.

677
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 2: It makes you appreciate your family. You're you're starved of

678
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 2: all your luxury items. You're starved, you know, electricity and

679
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: warm water and food and all that. But then you're

680
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: also you're so starved of any connection with your family,

681
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 2: you know. And then I remember when those the letters came.

682
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: We get a letter, I think it was maybe twenty day,

683
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: three weeks in and like, I don't know if you've

684
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: ever had a letter that's made you cry, like for me,

685
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: I never have. I've never had a letter where I'm like,

686
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 2: I'm hanging on to every word.

687
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: I got a citation from the RSL Club once that

688
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: maybe it was for a lifetime ban. I'm still upset

689
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: about it. So yeah, I get it. I know what

690
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: you mean.

691
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 2: But you know, when you have all you have to

692
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: connect with your family is an a four piece of

693
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 2: paper with a few words, and you read that letter

694
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: ten times a day, every day, and you know you

695
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 2: would do anything just for that, you know, a little

696
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 2: bit more contact with your family, and then you get

697
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: out you.

698
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: Like, beat it. I can imagine like you did, you

699
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: you probably would have done a lot of like soul searching. Yeah,

700
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to change this about my life. It's like

701
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: when you're really hungover, you're like, I'm going to change

702
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: so much about myself and then you have a good sleep,

703
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: like you know what, I'm perfectly fun.

704
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were We got one of my luxury items

705
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 2: that I brought in was the paint set and it

706
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: had some pencils and there was some you know, everyone

707
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 2: had a few moments where they would then sit down

708
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 2: by themselves and they were kind of write their thoughts

709
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: and I kind of the best way I could treat

710
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: the experience in my mind to keep going was just

711
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: saying to myself, this is a really intense health retreat.

712
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time, and this is just like this is

713
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: like rehab essentially. It was.

714
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 2: It was that so I hope, I hope. My My

715
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 2: big takeaway from being in there was like spending more

716
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: engaged one on one time with kids, being in the moment.

717
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: Have you been trying to practice it more?

718
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 2: Very hard?

719
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? It is hard, very hard. It is hard when

720
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: you don't want to do it.

721
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 2: Even this morning, like getting the kids out the door

722
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: and you're like, I love your kids so much and

723
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 2: I've missed you so much.

724
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: But there's nothing like being slapped in the face by

725
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: reality that he is like young children. They don't give

726
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: a like for one day they're like, Oh, it's so

727
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: good to be daddy, to be home, and then they're like,

728
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: app cut it up. I've set the skin off. The

729
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: other day when I came over and it was like

730
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: Lola was like I'm hungry, and You're like, okay, what

731
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: would you like?

732
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 2: Like, wow, I forget how hard it is to parent

733
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 2: when you're trying to do nothing but give your children

734
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: a really fun experience, like on the weekends, like you're

735
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 2: take them to the beach, you pack up all your equipment,

736
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 2: you go down there. You're five minutes in and they're

737
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: like treating like you just drag them to the depths

738
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: of hell. And you're like you're on BONDI Beach right

739
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 2: now and it's a twenty five degree day, the sun

740
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 2: is out. I've got snacks, I've got towels, I've got

741
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 2: everything you could ever need. And you're like on the

742
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 2: floor having a tantrum.

743
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: It's the word.

744
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to like transport back to where I

745
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 2: was in the jungle, being like I missed my kids.

746
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 2: I love them so hard, like.

747
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: Sitting there looking for faces in the rock. Yeah, like yesterday.

748
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: I was like, let's go, let's go to the park.

749
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: Let's go to the park. And he's like, yeah, yeah,

750
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: let's go to the park. Yeah, get in the car.

751
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: They both fell asleep in the car on the short

752
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: trip to the park. Got to the park and we're

753
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: at the parking. I don't want to go to the park,

754
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we do this for you.

755
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 2: It's like parenting. I forgot how hard. The one thing

756
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 2: the Jungle did is made me forget how hard parenting.

757
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: You're not as parenting fit because oh no, no, I'm

758
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: like awful. I mean, let's talk about challenges really quickly. Yeah,

759
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: we spoke about food that you were given, but what

760
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: food that you had to eat didn't make you sick.

761
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 2: I were in the moment when we got all the

762
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 2: all the Stars, and because I was still buzzing off

763
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: the fact that my last challenge the basketball one. Sorry

764
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 2: about making you watch my attempts at basketball. That was hard, hard,

765
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 2: It was really hard. I wouldn't I wanted to redeem myself.

766
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: I wanted to come back a hero. So I was

767
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 2: so happy that we got all the Stars. And it

768
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 2: wasn't until we were blindfolded walking back to camp that

769
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: it was that off sour milk because it's just like

770
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 2: off milk. Oh, and we live streamed it and I

771
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I was. I was projectile vomiting like

772
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 2: the whole way back to camp. I got back into camp.

773
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 2: I then vomited again when I was in camp.

774
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: Did I give you anything for that or not?

775
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 2: You just just like they kind of said, there's always

776
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 2: a medic on call, and the medic is just like

777
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: just drinks and water.

778
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not like with poisoned. Yes, I agree with you.

779
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: One time I was like I feel dizzy, and they

780
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 2: gave me a bit of attention, like they were like, okay,

781
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 2: this is kind of serious. And I thought about pretending

782
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: to be even dizzier to get food. Yes, but I did.

783
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 2: I didn't. It's like.

784
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: That's such a thing kids do. Yeah, I got like

785
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: this all this bit of attention.

786
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 2: It's like all I had one time was a sore

787
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: throat from like the yelling and the smoke, and I

788
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 2: got a lozenger and like save.

789
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: Like a sugar free You're like, so you did spew up?

790
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: Did anyone like just quickly did anyone get actually sick?

791
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: Like not just like food sick, but like because it's

792
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: like if you don't have if you're not taking in

793
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: the sustenance. Yeah, but we're not.

794
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: You know, we're not got no contact with anybody else.

795
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: Read you go a little bit sick that no one

796
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: really got that unwell, no we were.

797
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: You are in like a bubble. Yeah, a bubble any

798
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: like quarantine a little bit before.

799
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no gems in the jungle. Someone a fact,

800
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 2: so I don't know. Someone did say there was where

801
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 2: the creek round through. Someone was like, that water is

802
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 2: pretty clean, right, you could just drink it. And I

803
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know if it is. And they

804
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: were about to drink it and it's it's just all

805
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 2: pit usually would be in the water. We found out

806
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: later Hughesy would piss in the water.

807
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: For give it. He's a vegan, he doesn't drink. It's

808
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: probably good for you safe to say, we know who

809
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: you missed the most. That'd be me. If you're looking back,

810
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: what was your favorite memory, what's your favorite part of

811
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: the experience.

812
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 2: I've got to say I've got to say that fam

813
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 2: coming in and just just for because people are like

814
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 2: you would have known the family were coming.

815
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: In if that's that deep into the earth.

816
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like I've watched parts of the show before,

817
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: so you know that Top three had the ring in

818
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: with the family, but it was a Thursday that we

819
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 2: went from five to three. I thought the family coming

820
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 2: in might be like in a couple of days, like

821
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 2: on the Saturday maybe, but they split us up. They

822
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 2: kind of said, Sam, we had to do when we're

823
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 2: top three. They said, we're going to take some photos

824
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 2: because you guys are Top three, just so you know.

825
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 2: And they at this point production are like a bit

826
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: more relaxed at this stage.

827
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: They're on the home stretch as well.

828
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw a cameraman with a watch and I

829
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, oh my god. At the

830
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 3: time shackles are listening. I don't know how to read that.

831
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: And then they said we'll take some individual shots. So

832
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: Sam and Reggie left and they said, Matt, just sit

833
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 2: on the just sit on like the bed, and we'll

834
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 2: just you know, just just have a think about some

835
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 2: of your favorite memories. We just get a couple of

836
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 2: pensive shots and this is over the speaker and I

837
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 2: was like, okay. So I was like looking at the

838
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: fire and I honestly did not expect Laura they were coming.

839
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 1: At that point.

840
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,919
Speaker 2: I had no idea at all. So when they were like, daddy, fuck,

841
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 2: I've watched it back and it's a lot.

842
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: May I cried. Yeah yeah, I was like, oh fuck.

843
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. A few people were like, oh fuck, come on,

844
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 2: bro ham it up for the cameras, but even Laura

845
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 2: at the time was like like pull it together.

846
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I caught myself crying and I was.

847
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: Like it was it was a lot. So that was

848
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 2: That was my favorite moment. And then we did a

849
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 2: challenge where we had to we were dancing as a

850
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 2: scientist go doing the Chinese whispering oh yeah, yeah, and

851
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 2: you forget how good music.

852
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: Is, Like, oh true.

853
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 2: We had no music, and so we had this really

854
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 2: crappy like German eighties techno song that was Right's Free

855
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 2: being played and I don't know if you guys heard

856
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 2: it when you're watching it, but we were just dancing

857
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 2: to that and like that was just for a moment,

858
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: just yeah, I turned around. Everyone's you know I think

859
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 2: I like, as I ran down the line, I like

860
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: was grinding Reggie.

861
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: She would have laughed at are right?

862
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: Actually funny moment with Reggie when we would walk to

863
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 2: the waterfall, I would often take a hand. I would

864
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: like chaperone her, help her because she can't see if

865
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 2: anyone who doesn't know, she's only got about ten percent

866
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 2: of a vision left. And one time I forgot to say,

867
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 2: there's a rock in front of you, and she hit

868
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 2: the rock and she was about to fall over. I'm

869
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 2: holding her hand and she goes to grab something. Oh no,

870
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 2: and she grabs my penis. She grabs my penis so tightly,

871
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: and that is what like steadies her.

872
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like.

873
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 2: And she's like, hang on, is that your penis?

874
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 1: That's her move for sure. It's like you our people

875
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: stop short in the car. She's like, let me grab

876
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: your cock. I've already got it. I've already got it.

877
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: And I didn't want to say yeah. I want to

878
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 2: make sure that she's okay, so I didn't react. I

879
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 2: didn't flinch.

880
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 1: She gets up as you guys, congratulations, that'll be fifty dollars.

881
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: It's a lucky woman.

882
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 2: And then and so often whenever we like walk to

883
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 2: the waterfall, after that, she's like, you're gonna put me

884
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 2: into another rock. I'd like push him into a intrigue, just.

885
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: Get some action, all right? Post show, you're back. We're

886
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: happy you're back. You were happy you made it in

887
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: one piece. So were the listeners. So we did have

888
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: a lot of questions, Matt about your relationship with a

889
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: daughter of yours by the name of Vlola. Who who

890
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: Marley is the eldest, Lola is the youngest. Who Lola,

891
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: before you left, you weren't her favorite person.

892
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 2: I was posted this video. I did a I did

893
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 2: a video of what it was like when I said

894
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 2: goodbye to the kids. Marley was hysterical. You know, I'm

895
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 2: like explaining to them that I'm going to be gone

896
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 2: for a long time. Marley's in tears. Lola was literally

897
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: like shut the fuck up. She was like yeah, she

898
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,959
Speaker 2: didn't care at all. And then when I saw Laura

899
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: we get reunited, She's like, Lola's really been missing you,

900
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, has she really? But after we

901
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: left the jungle, the Top six, they're all staying at

902
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 2: a lodge outside of the camp and their family's there.

903
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 2: Lola was like locked on to me, locked onto me

904
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 2: and would like wouldn't like I had to give her

905
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 2: a bath, like brush your teeth, get addressed, things that

906
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 2: back home. Normally she'd be like, do not touch me,

907
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 2: get away from me. And May didn't give a shit.

908
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: Marley was like, hey, man walked off. We'reas low. Were like,

909
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 2: couldn't it enough for me?

910
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: She missed her pin cushion. That's what it is. You're

911
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: like a pin cushion where she's like and she didn't

912
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: have that. When I was talking to Laura the whole time,

913
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: like in the records, when you were gone, she was like,

914
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: she was like, Lola just like has no one to hate,

915
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: like like it was so weird, but.

916
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 2: Then it was for the record as well. The business

917
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 2: class seat flight a couple of crap from Life on

918
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 2: cut listeners for the record. For the record, Laura had

919
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 2: that seat ten of the twelve hours of the flight.

920
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 2: I gave up my seat to Laura, so I sat

921
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: there with Lola.

922
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: Oh, the story's changing.

923
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 2: So we're in premium. Marley's a sleep in one seat.

924
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 2: We're in the middle row. Laura was in the middle

925
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 2: arm on the outer She slept in my arms that

926
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 2: whole time. Remember sound like a hero. That sound like

927
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 2: a hero. Anyone would have done the same thing. But

928
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: normally I remember thinking wondering what it would be like

929
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: to have Lola sleep in your arms, because it was

930
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 2: always Laura and it happened for the first time and

931
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: I was like, this is amazing. It's starting to rub off. Now.

932
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: This morning she woke up, Laura was out the door

933
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: and Lola was like, you, where's mom? And I was like,

934
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 2: she's gone for work and she was like, oh.

935
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: God, yeah, it just ruins their day immediately.

936
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's starting to rub off. But for the

937
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: first week back, it's been pretty amazing.

938
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Oh, I'm happy. I can't wait to

939
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: get an update. A question that was on everyone's mind,

940
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: junk jacks, did you get one away?

941
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 2: Look, I don't want to talk about it, Yes you do. Okay,

942
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 2: people don't want to hear about this part of the

943
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 2: jungle experience. It's it's a bit crass, isn't it.

944
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 1: Just cover your ears?

945
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: This is a lot of information. I can't. Okay, let

946
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 2: me take my pants off in the jungle. It's weird.

947
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 2: That's switch of like being horny is gone.

948
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: I was not going to say, it's right there.

949
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 2: You everyone like speaking to the other boys and no

950
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: sex drive, zero sex drive. The last thing you're thinking

951
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 2: about maybe because your body's just trying to hold onto

952
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 2: like every last drop of nutrients that to expel any

953
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 2: semen would be so detrimental, so your body is like

954
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 2: it's not thinking about it.

955
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: At all, So you're forced one out.

956
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 2: And so we were talking about, you know, early days,

957
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,439
Speaker 2: like who's going to have a jungle jack, and people

958
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, we might have a jungle jack. And

959
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 2: then like after the first week, everyone's like, actually, there's

960
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 2: no way I could even even if I wanted to,

961
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to jungle jack.

962
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: Okay, do they know who they're dealing with.

963
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 2: So maybe I wasn't sleeping that well, Okay, it would

964
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 2: It would take me normally like an hour to get

965
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: to sleep. And I was also up really early as well.

966
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 2: I'd lay in bed trying to get back to sleep,

967
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 2: and that's exhausting. It's you know, you want to get

968
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 2: to sleep, and then as well, you know, you got

969
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 2: you got the animals to deal with cigarettes, you know,

970
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 2: you want to try and get to sleep before she

971
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: starts snoring like a freight train. So one night, this

972
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 2: is maybe like three weeks in, I'm tossing and turning,

973
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: not like that.

974
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: That was quick.

975
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: Everyone's asleep. I kind of like sit up in bed

976
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: and because you have lanterns, he can dimly lit, and

977
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, everyone's sleeping. I'm not gonna I'm not going

978
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: to do it. The only the only place where there

979
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 2: is no cameras is in the toilets. And I'm like,

980
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 2: part of me, there's literally two voices in my head.

981
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 2: One is saying, let's just go to go to the toilets.

982
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 2: Do it. Let's just do it. It'll help you get

983
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: to sleep. And then the other voice is like, that's disgusting,

984
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 2: don't don't do it. And then I'm like, I'll try

985
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: and get back to sleep. Try off another like what

986
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 2: felt like ten twenty minutes, I'm wide away. I'm like,

987
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 2: you know what, it's nature's sleeping pill. So I go

988
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 2: over to the make my way, put my boots on,

989
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 2: make my way down to the long drop, get into

990
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 2: the long drop. Yes, it's like, oh man, we would

991
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 2: change the toilets. There was a massive bucket underneath the

992
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: long drop and we would change it every morning. So

993
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 2: it's been a forty degree day full of shit. You're

994
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 2: in there. It smells like shit, you know, And I'm

995
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 2: looking at my penis, which is the size of a walnut,

996
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh god, come on, buddy, yeah, yeah, yeah,

997
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 2: it's like it's it does not want to get up

998
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,280
Speaker 2: at all. I'm like, come.

999
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: Give me something, trying to bring some.

1000
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 2: Life into this guy. And you know, I'm in there

1001
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:05,439
Speaker 2: in my modesty, smock, in this modesty in the long drop,

1002
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: which thinks of shit, trying to get something, trying to

1003
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: get a direction, and nothing's working, and I'm like, goodness.

1004
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 2: So after maybe like it felt like ten minutes, I

1005
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,919
Speaker 2: start to get some blood float and I'm like, Okay,

1006
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 2: we're good. We've got something here. We've got something here,

1007
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 2: so we're kind of we're making progress. But I'm also thinking, like,

1008
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 2: hope no one has to get up in the middle

1009
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 2: of the night and go to the toilet, because you know, anyway,

1010
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 2: So making great progress, getting towards the pointy end, if

1011
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I'm now conscious that I

1012
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: don't want to make a mess in the long drop.

1013
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: Were you sitting or standing standing? Nice?

1014
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: So with my left hand, I get the toilet paper.

1015
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh you your prepping' and I'm like I've given.

1016
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 2: Myself a homemade baseball, mit to catch, to catch what's

1017
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 2: about to come into it.

1018
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 1: I'm digging it. Okay.

1019
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 2: So I've got this baseball mit. I'm like, ready, okay,

1020
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm gonna catch this thing. Okay. So

1021
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: I'm like getting towards Enna, Jess. I'm so sorry to

1022
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 2: talk about this in front of you, also so to

1023
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 2: all listeners. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to catch

1024
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 2: this in the baseball mitt. And then the moment it happens,

1025
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 2: it's like a water main being struck.

1026
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: It's like square yeah, And I'm like.

1027
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: I've caught a little bit of it, but also a

1028
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: lot of it's now everywhere and inside the long drop,

1029
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: the walls are just dried mud.

1030
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: That's so you contributed to the structural integrity of that toilet.

1031
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 2: Now I'm like, okay, crab, I want to I got

1032
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 2: to clean this up. I can't have people in the

1033
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 2: morning being like, what are crystals?

1034
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: Come on the wall?

1035
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 2: The toilet paper is like a single ply right, It's

1036
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,479
Speaker 2: like you know. I'm like, so I try and wipe

1037
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: it off, and then the toilet paper is like attached

1038
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: now to the dried clay, and and I'm.

1039
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: Like, god, damn it, this is this is awful. People

1040
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: are going to know.

1041
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: People are going to know, Yeah, this's just like shreds

1042
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 2: of toilet paper. And then I'm like, I've got to

1043
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 2: try and remove it. So there's a little shovel that

1044
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 2: you can that we would put every time we get

1045
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: the toilet you put charcoal and sawdust over your business.

1046
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm going to use that shovel

1047
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 2: to like shave off the dried mud. So I'm there, like,

1048
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: would you be.

1049
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: The first person to ever get rid of semen with

1050
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: the shovel?

1051
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 2: So I'm shaving off all the mud. I'm like, I'm like,

1052
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 2: it's a construction work. Now I'm like jack hammering away. Yeah.

1053
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,720
Speaker 2: And I'm also like this looks a bit sus because

1054
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: on one side it's all just like dried mud.

1055
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: And when it's like shave, it's just like flattened.

1056
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 2: But I'm like I did in a way which wasn't

1057
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: obvious that I got rid of the evidence. And then

1058
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: but then I realized something, Wow, ash, I realized I've

1059
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: done something very silly. Oh no, Okay, when you're in

1060
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 2: the jungle, it's drilled into you that you have to

1061
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 2: wear something at all times. Yes, a microphone.

1062
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so I.

1063
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: Everyone, I'm wearing a microphone.

1064
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: What okay, we're heavy. There just be a lot of

1065
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: heavy breathing. People probably think you're taking a monster shit

1066
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: in there, unless do you do you talk to yourself?

1067
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 2: Come on, I got it's everywhere.

1068
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: So okay, has anything? Did any want to say anything?

1069
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 2: No one saying? I think they kind of I then

1070
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be the first I grabbed my microphone. I

1071
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 2: was like, I'm really sorry.

1072
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 1: That was could calm. I went all over the walls picture.

1073
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 2: I just wanted to I was just like in case

1074
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 2: it was someone listening, and I just wanted to say,

1075
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 2: I'm really I'm okay, very so then I had to yeah.

1076
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 2: I then close the long drop door and did you

1077
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 2: get to sleep? And then I like a baby. But

1078
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 2: the guilt, the guilt of walking back into camp and

1079
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 2: whoopsie like a bit flustered heart.

1080
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: Any water.

1081
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 2: Replenish what I've just like, I'm like, I'm so dehydrated,

1082
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Speaker 2: just like bang of bones.

1083
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: Your skins are really tight.

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00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 2: Hop back into bed and I was like, I'm an

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00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 2: awful I'm a disgusting human being. And then towards the end,

1086
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 2: I was like to the others. I was like, we all,

1087
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 2: we all did it right? No, I was like everyone like, yeah,

1088
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 2: come on.

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00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: We all like a good gear. I love that. Did

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00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: anyone just be like, yeah, me too, just like make

1091
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: Maddy feel better.

1092
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 2: It looked accusing, and I was excuse it.

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00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: Come on. It was like, damn it, man, have some

1094
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: self control.

1095
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 2: So just the once, yeah, just well twice.

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00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: God it was one the end.

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Speaker 2: It was like the second last night, I couldn't sleep.

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00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: That's good gear.

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00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 2: I like that, But the second time I didn't. I

1100
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 2: didn't wear the microphone.

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00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: Okay, do you get in trouble? What were you doing

1102
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: in there? Wanking?

1103
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 2: Not so? Yeah, I am disgusting, I'll admit it. That

1104
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 2: was the highlight of my That's fine.

1105
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: I would have given them the go too.

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00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't enjoy I didn't. For the record,

1107
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: it wasn't enjoyable.

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00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Matthew, one last thing, Yes, I have something for you.

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00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: It's a lovely slice of mango.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure I did I actually say. I don't

1111
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 2: remember saying that I would rather eat a mango than

1112
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 2: have sex with my wife.

1113
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did quite openly say that, and you didn't

1114
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: mix up your words there at all?

1115
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 2: You did that.

1116
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: You said, Hey, guys, just so you know, if I

1117
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: had a choice between this mango and having sex with

1118
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 1: my wife, I would take the mango.

1119
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 1: But we all, I look, honestly, well, Laura's not here,

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00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: what about me? That's a that's a good look at mango. Yes,

1122
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: cover here is. Oh yeah, ah, it's funny. Sex sounds

1123
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: the same as that that is, looks good, smells really good.

1124
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but we all know what you're man

1125
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: that that you were just expressing how much how good

1126
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: that mango was at the time. What about now mango

1127
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: or sex with your wife?

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00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 2: I don't know. Mango's pretty bloody good. That's all A

1129
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 2: good time for Thanks, thank you so much.

1130
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: That's all right. Do you want me to wrap this

1131
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 1: up all right? While Matt does his best to perform

1132
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: filatio on that mango. If you've enjoyed this episode, please

1133
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 1: give us a review, subscribe that's lovely, lovely. Oh. You

1134
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 1: can join us on social media Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, that's

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00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,439
Speaker 1: a good mango, very very good. We will be back

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00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: next week with a regular with a regular episode. Oh man,

1137
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 1: he's really making up of that mango. I'm getting an erection,

1138
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: so I must go.

1139
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 2: Good to be back.

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Speaker 1: Goodbye. For now. I'm doing fine too.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional

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00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 2: custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land,

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00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 2: see and community.

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00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

1145
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today