Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Monday morning. We want to hear what
Speaker 2: happened to you this weekend?
Speaker 3: Send Christian.
Speaker 4: Test you, then six words or less, tell the bunch
Speaker 4: of week cand did you hike go to just to confess?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Confess listeners, confess youve been flicking around?
Speaker 3: Huh have you been listening to Kay and Jay? Shame
Speaker 3: on you, shame, shame, shame. All right, Patsy, what is
Speaker 3: your six word weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fitting a forest into a green waste beaten, so we
Speaker 1: love God.
Speaker 5: Had so many jobs at the weekend, so many jobs.
Speaker 1: And one of them was to trim the trees from
Speaker 1: one of the neighbor's side because they were overhanging, like
Speaker 1: really badly. Actually, at one point we thought we had
Speaker 1: possums in the roof last week, but all it was
Speaker 1: was the.
Speaker 5: Branches brushing up. Again. It's the tin roof, and we
Speaker 5: thought it was possums.
Speaker 2: But every night we have possums up there screwing fighting. Honestly,
Speaker 2: it's like every night on my roof.
Speaker 3: It's not there on schoolies all year, aren't they?
Speaker 6: We hadn't fight recently as well. Is it a territorial thing?
Speaker 5: Mating season might be mating maybe up there, do they have.
Speaker 3: A season possums or they just is it three six five? Deal?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I reckon it would be like rats.
Speaker 6: Do they hibernate because it's about this time of year.
Speaker 6: I feel like they come back to the room.
Speaker 5: Yes, well maybe they're having their babies. Maybe that's what
Speaker 5: it's all about.
Speaker 2: Anyway, those trees, the overhanging jack brushing up against the
Speaker 2: ten roofs.
Speaker 1: Driving me insane anyway, like really loud. So anyway, the
Speaker 1: love God got up.
Speaker 2: The ladder and the guys just had a knee replacement ladder.
Speaker 2: It's fine. He's actually working the plantation this week.
Speaker 6: With power tools.
Speaker 5: He's great. Anyway. At one point I took him out
Speaker 5: of cool drink.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, my coming from the estate. Garson come here, Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I wat. It's just tatwater sweet and nice tea.
Speaker 2: You go mop your brow and some white bread sandwiches
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: I broke away from my Netflix and I thought I
Speaker 1: would make him a cool drink and so but as
Speaker 1: I went out the back door, my mind.
Speaker 2: Is that got like a knee brace, and oh thank you,
Speaker 2: my lady, Thank you, My lady takes us out off
Speaker 2: and fowls.
Speaker 1: As I got into the backyard, there were branches everywhere,
Speaker 1: like almost.
Speaker 5: Covering the entire backyard.
Speaker 3: Shocking.
Speaker 5: Didn't realize there was that much overgrowth.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: I said, we're going to need like a council collection
Speaker 1: for this. This is insane. And we've got this little
Speaker 1: green wheelie bin and he said, nah, she'll.
Speaker 5: Be right, they'll fit in. I said, no, I really
Speaker 5: don't think they will. Anyway. I said, we're gonna have
Speaker 5: to like wood ship them just about to fit in there. Anyway.
Speaker 5: A couple of hours later, I went back out with
Speaker 5: another drink and guess what he had. He put them
Speaker 5: all in the green wheelibin and.
Speaker 1: It storage five hours it was out here.
Speaker 3: You didn't think that fit, but they did, and that
Speaker 3: apparently is a story.
Speaker 2: Actually, maybe you should stop as anything started to producers
Speaker 2: for what.
Speaker 1: No, I'm very proud of me.
Speaker 5: What have you?
Speaker 2: No? No? No, okay, So Texas in oh Fall seven
Speaker 2: five o three one oh four three, tell us the
Speaker 2: story of what happened to you this weekend? Oh Fall
Speaker 2: seven five three one oh four three. For me, it's
Speaker 2: exam performance coach, emotional punchbag. Every single mom and dad
Speaker 2: right now whose kids are beginning their exams. Is VC
Speaker 2: eat English tomorrow at nine am. Yesterday I had a
Speaker 2: couple of hours doing the flash cards. You're also there,
Speaker 2: not just as a performance coach. I start to realise
Speaker 2: why my wife had gone, do you know what if
Speaker 2: she's okay, am I stay away for.
Speaker 3: A couple of days.
Speaker 2: I am on the front line of parenting right now
Speaker 2: and I'm being yelled at.
Speaker 3: Shouted at a couple of times. Its snapped up a
Speaker 3: couple of times.
Speaker 2: I thought I'd add humor into some of the flash stuff,
Speaker 2: and you said, you actually just it's actually just putting
Speaker 2: me off.
Speaker 3: The other thing I do is as I go, you
Speaker 3: haven't got the right quote, and I start acting out.
Speaker 2: You went, you're not going to be there tuesday, no coos,
Speaker 2: And I just try to help, just trying to help
Speaker 2: chalk your memory.
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do? Tell me and
Speaker 3: I'll do that. It is nerve wracking today I'm back
Speaker 3: into that front line, and that funks up with her
Speaker 3: going through it all.
Speaker 2: I actually get so nervous beforehand, I get dry mouth,
Speaker 2: and I hope it goes well for me. I hope
Speaker 2: it goes well for me. Jackie boy, what's your six
Speaker 2: word weekend?
Speaker 6: I don't even want to tell you? Why can I
Speaker 6: tell you? During this song? And you say whether or not?
Speaker 3: What's it to do with? First of all, problems in
Speaker 3: the bedroom.
Speaker 6: Another code brown?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 3: Not you doing it? Okay? Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every Monday we do the six word weekend. Tell us
Speaker 2: about your weekend, Brett awesome weekend. I sold my camaro
Speaker 2: Friday night with Cold Chisel hashtag bogan Fest make A
Speaker 2: lot of you were at Cultures of the weekend. Apparently
Speaker 2: they were incredible cultures that were on fire. Darryl and
Speaker 2: Berrick fitting kangaroos at Philippide and Christian was an amazing experience.
Speaker 2: Christian Mailhair some of my first Steel Panther concert. You
Speaker 2: haven't seen Steel Panther life.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There's so much fun big metal band, really really great live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of fun cultures. I think.
Speaker 2: Actually all of our audience were at cultures and over
Speaker 2: the weekend. Don't own I not this guy, Dungeons and
Speaker 2: Dragons of my housemates, Barbara friends, all rom Oh god,
Speaker 2: they're all playing there's Chisel this weekend. Friends of rom
Speaker 2: Col'd play this week. It's all happening in Melbourne. Cultures
Speaker 2: all fifty years their anniversary show Insane, the awesome Christian
Speaker 2: Binge Netflix new show Territory.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I just had a little.
Speaker 1: The Love God's watching that. It's a bit like a
Speaker 1: Yellowstone Aussie version. It's actually quite good.
Speaker 3: It's got great reviews. It's got great casts as well.
Speaker 2: When the world's largest lives livestock farm is left without
Speaker 2: a successor the most powerful factions in your straining out
Speaker 2: about minus landowners, cowboys and gangsters start preparing their weapons.
Speaker 2: I am in I'm their target audience. How have I
Speaker 2: not known about this? Me and the Love God? This
Speaker 2: is why they make shows. They should just have a
Speaker 2: separate bit for Netflix for dads. It just shows that
Speaker 2: this and those documentaries forged in the fire. Now, Jack,
Speaker 2: what happens to you over the weekend?
Speaker 6: Okay, you have permission to abort this story whenever you want.
Speaker 6: This is best described as a dirty protest. My son
Speaker 6: is two and a half years old, doesn't want to
Speaker 6: take his midday nap, which we hate because midday nap
Speaker 6: is like you need that brand halftime, that's where you
Speaker 6: catch your breath than you go out through the round two.
Speaker 6: He doesn't want to do it, but we still close
Speaker 6: him in the room and hope that he goes to sleep.
Speaker 6: Walking in that room yesterday was like I don't even
Speaker 6: want to mentally go back in there. He had his
Speaker 6: there was the smell that hit me first, and then
Speaker 6: what I saw was the nappies off on the ground,
Speaker 6: and I guess, like, we need the pooh tucking into
Speaker 6: a tuba. Honey, he's put his hand in there and painted.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: But like bank seed.
Speaker 2: Chubles when that age right, kids, the medium they work
Speaker 2: in is their own poop because they don't understand bless
Speaker 2: them that it's mess.
Speaker 6: It was disgusting.
Speaker 5: There's no worse thing to clean, because it's just what
Speaker 5: do you do?
Speaker 6: So I yelled out to be because he was can't
Speaker 6: be in this. And by this stage I've already stepped
Speaker 6: in some so oh god, I'm holding him, he's got
Speaker 6: it on him, I've got on my foot, and then
Speaker 6: I don't even want to look on the other side
Speaker 6: of the room where I can see some artworks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is this is this is frontline parenting.
Speaker 3: Well done? Oh my god, so what you do? Well?
Speaker 6: I took him, put him straight in the shower, put
Speaker 6: my feet in the shower. Watch that I can hear
Speaker 6: moaning and croning from the other room and pretending the
Speaker 6: show is taking. It's taking, so I don't have to.
Speaker 3: Hurry, hurry, shower he's ever had from dad.
Speaker 6: He ended with having to carry his mattress out to
Speaker 6: the table out in the backyard and just sprang it
Speaker 6: with the hosts.
Speaker 3: And what have you done with the wolves? He won't
Speaker 3: like you just mop on the walls. What was happening
Speaker 3: for a little bit nearly. This is the stuff no
Speaker 3: one tells you. I've been apparently in none of the books.
Speaker 6: So now I'm too scared to put him to sleep.
Speaker 6: It's like he's one that he doesn't have to have
Speaker 6: that date. He knows the reaction that got. It's now
Speaker 6: one to baby Gordon, zero to mom and dad. He's
Speaker 6: playing with nuclear weapons now.
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