WEBVTT - MINI: 6 Word Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Show Monday morning. We want to hear what

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<v Speaker 2>happened to you this weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Send Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Test you, then six words or less, tell the bunch

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<v Speaker 4>of week cand did you hike go to just to confess?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Confess listeners, confess youve been flicking around?

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<v Speaker 3>Huh have you been listening to Kay and Jay? Shame

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<v Speaker 3>on you, shame, shame, shame. All right, Patsy, what is

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<v Speaker 3>your six word weekend? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Fitting a forest into a green waste beaten, so we

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<v Speaker 1>love God.

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<v Speaker 5>Had so many jobs at the weekend, so many jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of them was to trim the trees from

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<v Speaker 1>one of the neighbor's side because they were overhanging, like

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<v Speaker 1>really badly. Actually, at one point we thought we had

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<v Speaker 1>possums in the roof last week, but all it was

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<v Speaker 1>was the.

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<v Speaker 5>Branches brushing up. Again. It's the tin roof, and we

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<v Speaker 5>thought it was possums.

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<v Speaker 2>But every night we have possums up there screwing fighting. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like every night on my roof.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not there on schoolies all year, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 6>We hadn't fight recently as well. Is it a territorial thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Mating season might be mating maybe up there, do they have.

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<v Speaker 3>A season possums or they just is it three six five? Deal?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon it would be like rats.

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<v Speaker 6>Do they hibernate because it's about this time of year.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like they come back to the room.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, well maybe they're having their babies. Maybe that's what

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<v Speaker 5>it's all about.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, those trees, the overhanging jack brushing up against the

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<v Speaker 2>ten roofs.

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<v Speaker 1>Driving me insane anyway, like really loud. So anyway, the

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<v Speaker 1>love God got up.

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<v Speaker 2>The ladder and the guys just had a knee replacement ladder.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine. He's actually working the plantation this week.

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<v Speaker 6>With power tools.

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<v Speaker 5>He's great. Anyway. At one point I took him out

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<v Speaker 5>of cool drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, my coming from the estate. Garson come here, Yes, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I wat. It's just tatwater sweet and nice tea.

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<v Speaker 2>You go mop your brow and some white bread sandwiches

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I broke away from my Netflix and I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>would make him a cool drink and so but as

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<v Speaker 1>I went out the back door, my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that got like a knee brace, and oh thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>my lady, Thank you, My lady takes us out off

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<v Speaker 2>and fowls.

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<v Speaker 1>As I got into the backyard, there were branches everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>like almost.

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<v Speaker 5>Covering the entire backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>Shocking.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't realize there was that much overgrowth.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we're going to need like a council collection

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<v Speaker 1>for this. This is insane. And we've got this little

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<v Speaker 1>green wheelie bin and he said, nah, she'll.

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<v Speaker 5>Be right, they'll fit in. I said, no, I really

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<v Speaker 5>don't think they will. Anyway. I said, we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 5>to like wood ship them just about to fit in there. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>A couple of hours later, I went back out with

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<v Speaker 5>another drink and guess what he had. He put them

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<v Speaker 5>all in the green wheelibin and.

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<v Speaker 1>It storage five hours it was out here.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't think that fit, but they did, and that

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<v Speaker 3>apparently is a story.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, maybe you should stop as anything started to producers

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<v Speaker 2>for what.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm very proud of me.

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<v Speaker 5>What have you?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No? No, okay, So Texas in oh Fall seven

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<v Speaker 2>five o three one oh four three, tell us the

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<v Speaker 2>story of what happened to you this weekend? Oh Fall

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<v Speaker 2>seven five three one oh four three. For me, it's

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<v Speaker 2>exam performance coach, emotional punchbag. Every single mom and dad

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<v Speaker 2>right now whose kids are beginning their exams. Is VC

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<v Speaker 2>eat English tomorrow at nine am. Yesterday I had a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of hours doing the flash cards. You're also there,

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<v Speaker 2>not just as a performance coach. I start to realise

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<v Speaker 2>why my wife had gone, do you know what if

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<v Speaker 2>she's okay, am I stay away for.

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>I am on the front line of parenting right now

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm being yelled at.

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<v Speaker 3>Shouted at a couple of times. Its snapped up a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of times.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I'd add humor into some of the flash stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and you said, you actually just it's actually just putting

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<v Speaker 2>me off.

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<v Speaker 3>The other thing I do is as I go, you

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<v Speaker 3>haven't got the right quote, and I start acting out.

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<v Speaker 2>You went, you're not going to be there tuesday, no coos,

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<v Speaker 2>And I just try to help, just trying to help

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<v Speaker 2>chalk your memory.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want me to do? Tell me and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll do that. It is nerve wracking today I'm back

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<v Speaker 3>into that front line, and that funks up with her

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<v Speaker 3>going through it all.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually get so nervous beforehand, I get dry mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>and I hope it goes well for me. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>it goes well for me. Jackie boy, what's your six

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<v Speaker 2>word weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even want to tell you? Why can I

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<v Speaker 6>tell you? During this song? And you say whether or not?

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<v Speaker 3>What's it to do with? First of all, problems in

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<v Speaker 3>the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 6>Another code brown?

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<v Speaker 2>I know?

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<v Speaker 3>Not you doing it? Okay? Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Monday we do the six word weekend. Tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about your weekend, Brett awesome weekend. I sold my camaro

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night with Cold Chisel hashtag bogan Fest make A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of you were at Cultures of the weekend. Apparently

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<v Speaker 2>they were incredible cultures that were on fire. Darryl and

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<v Speaker 2>Berrick fitting kangaroos at Philippide and Christian was an amazing experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Mailhair some of my first Steel Panther concert. You

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<v Speaker 2>haven't seen Steel Panther life.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so much fun big metal band, really really great live.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a lot of fun cultures. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually all of our audience were at cultures and over

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. Don't own I not this guy, Dungeons and

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<v Speaker 2>Dragons of my housemates, Barbara friends, all rom Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all playing there's Chisel this weekend. Friends of rom

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<v Speaker 2>Col'd play this week. It's all happening in Melbourne. Cultures

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<v Speaker 2>all fifty years their anniversary show Insane, the awesome Christian

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<v Speaker 2>Binge Netflix new show Territory.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about that. I just had a little.

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<v Speaker 1>The Love God's watching that. It's a bit like a

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<v Speaker 1>Yellowstone Aussie version. It's actually quite good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got great reviews. It's got great casts as well.

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<v Speaker 2>When the world's largest lives livestock farm is left without

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<v Speaker 2>a successor the most powerful factions in your straining out

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<v Speaker 2>about minus landowners, cowboys and gangsters start preparing their weapons.

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<v Speaker 2>I am in I'm their target audience. How have I

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<v Speaker 2>not known about this? Me and the Love God? This

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<v Speaker 2>is why they make shows. They should just have a

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<v Speaker 2>separate bit for Netflix for dads. It just shows that

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<v Speaker 2>this and those documentaries forged in the fire. Now, Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>what happens to you over the weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, you have permission to abort this story whenever you want.

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<v Speaker 6>This is best described as a dirty protest. My son

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<v Speaker 6>is two and a half years old, doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 6>take his midday nap, which we hate because midday nap

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<v Speaker 6>is like you need that brand halftime, that's where you

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<v Speaker 6>catch your breath than you go out through the round two.

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<v Speaker 6>He doesn't want to do it, but we still close

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<v Speaker 6>him in the room and hope that he goes to sleep.

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<v Speaker 6>Walking in that room yesterday was like I don't even

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<v Speaker 6>want to mentally go back in there. He had his

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<v Speaker 6>there was the smell that hit me first, and then

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<v Speaker 6>what I saw was the nappies off on the ground,

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<v Speaker 6>and I guess, like, we need the pooh tucking into

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<v Speaker 6>a tuba. Honey, he's put his hand in there and painted.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>But like bank seed.

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<v Speaker 2>Chubles when that age right, kids, the medium they work

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<v Speaker 2>in is their own poop because they don't understand bless

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<v Speaker 2>them that it's mess.

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<v Speaker 6>It was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no worse thing to clean, because it's just what

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<v Speaker 5>do you do?

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<v Speaker 6>So I yelled out to be because he was can't

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<v Speaker 6>be in this. And by this stage I've already stepped

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<v Speaker 6>in some so oh god, I'm holding him, he's got

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<v Speaker 6>it on him, I've got on my foot, and then

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even want to look on the other side

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<v Speaker 6>of the room where I can see some artworks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this is this is this is frontline parenting.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done? Oh my god, so what you do? Well?

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<v Speaker 6>I took him, put him straight in the shower, put

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<v Speaker 6>my feet in the shower. Watch that I can hear

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<v Speaker 6>moaning and croning from the other room and pretending the

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<v Speaker 6>show is taking. It's taking, so I don't have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Hurry, hurry, shower he's ever had from dad.

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<v Speaker 6>He ended with having to carry his mattress out to

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<v Speaker 6>the table out in the backyard and just sprang it

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<v Speaker 6>with the hosts.

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<v Speaker 3>And what have you done with the wolves? He won't

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<v Speaker 3>like you just mop on the walls. What was happening

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<v Speaker 3>for a little bit nearly. This is the stuff no

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<v Speaker 3>one tells you. I've been apparently in none of the books.

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<v Speaker 6>So now I'm too scared to put him to sleep.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like he's one that he doesn't have to have

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<v Speaker 6>that date. He knows the reaction that got. It's now

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<v Speaker 6>one to baby Gordon, zero to mom and dad. He's

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<v Speaker 6>playing with nuclear weapons now.

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