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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's how have you ever had your wisdom

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Speaker 1: teeth out? Now? My wisdom teeth came through perfectly. Look

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Speaker 1: the getting of wisdom. There's the irony, though, isn't it

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Speaker 1: to be God? If you ask anyone who's had wisdom

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Speaker 1: teeth out, they'll go, oh, worst thing ever. I had

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Speaker 1: four impacted wisdom teeth out when I was about sixteen,

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Speaker 1: and it was I think the most defining thing that

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Speaker 1: ever happened to me in my teen years. And this

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Speaker 1: is what I tried to suppress when I heard Liam

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Speaker 1: had to have his out. I remember, though, I was

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Speaker 1: at home in a giant dressing gown and a friend

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Speaker 1: of my brothers who was a bit crushy on. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Actually his name was Tony Melrose. I think he played

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Speaker 1: Cameron went to UNI with him and he played football.

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Speaker 1: I think he went on to play for Austraya. At

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Speaker 1: some point he drops into our suburban home in Beecroft.

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Speaker 1: Did he come around often? No, but he was at

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Speaker 1: UNI with Cameron one time. Yeah, that's right. I'd meet

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Speaker 1: him once or twice. But there is drops in. I'm

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Speaker 1: in a giant brine nylon dressing gown. I looked like

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Speaker 1: the doll on top of the toilet roll, and my

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Speaker 1: face was completely swollen and bruised. And I really thought

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Speaker 1: he was so charming because he looked me in the

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Speaker 1: eye and made no mention of the fact that I

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Speaker 1: looked very strange. What a great guy. What a great guy.

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Speaker 1: So Liam has four had four impacted wisdom teeth, and

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Speaker 1: I felt for him. He's home from university holidays. First

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Speaker 1: day home, I said, I've made an appointment for you.

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Speaker 1: Just have your teeth checked it, you know, at the

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Speaker 1: dentist will check up. Great first day of holidays. And

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Speaker 1: then wh They said, Oh, the dentist wants to see

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Speaker 1: you go, here we go. So the poor thing. Two

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Speaker 1: weeks ago he's had these impacted wisdom teeth removed and

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Speaker 1: it takes two weeks to recover. And that's why he

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Speaker 1: got sick of people saying, Oh, it's dreadful, it's terrible,

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Speaker 1: worst thing that was not from you, Because it is terrible,

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Speaker 1: but I've just been making it worse by just coddling.

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Speaker 1: Can I make you a scrambled egg? Do you need

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Speaker 1: a smoothie? Can I whip you up something? And I

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Speaker 1: can hear my own mother in my voice, and I

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Speaker 1: know that used to drive me. Mum was obsessed with

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Speaker 1: mash banana or an egg flip, which was raw egg

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Speaker 1: in milk for some reason, like I was an iron man. Why.

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Speaker 1: But I was telling friend of mine about this, and

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Speaker 1: she said she had her wisdom teeth out when she

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Speaker 1: was traveling in London, and so when they go bad,

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Speaker 1: it's painful. You have to deal with it. So it

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Speaker 1: was really hard. She's overseas. Her parents had to pay

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Speaker 1: an enormous amount for her to have this surgery done

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Speaker 1: in London. She had a new boyfriend who is now

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Speaker 1: her husband of many years, and so she's had the surgery.

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Speaker 1: The same week she gets kicked out of the flat

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Speaker 1: she's living in because she was caught smoking too often.

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Speaker 1: So she had to go and live with her boyfriend

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Speaker 1: in his squat. So she's had wisdom teeth out. She's

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Speaker 1: a long way from home, new boyfriend. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to look dreadful, and she's having to recuperate in his squat,

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Speaker 1: wrapped in a blanket. And I told Liam that and

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Speaker 1: said she dreamt of having someone say, can I make

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Speaker 1: you some scrap eggs? Can I make you an egg flip?

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Speaker 1: So drink your egg flip. Mate, drink your egg flip

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Speaker 1: and shut your pie hole. There's no choice. Really, that's right.

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Speaker 1: He can't open his pie hole. Jonesy and Amanda's deamination