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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: NIMMI finally a chance to prove to Australia that I

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Speaker 2: am actually more intelligent than you. I know that you

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Speaker 2: sprook or you would like Australia to believe that you

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Speaker 2: are the superior in the brain stakes between us.

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Speaker 1: I don't want.

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Speaker 3: I don't want nor would I like anyone to believe that.

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Speaker 1: But that is just a fact.

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Speaker 3: That is a realization that you come to.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like.

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Speaker 3: People that have a moment where they but where they

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Speaker 3: realize that God is truth.

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Speaker 1: They're not believing it anymore. It's just the truth. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So come to a realization.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, finally, now we find out if it is

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Speaker 2: fact or if it is all just a mirage that

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Speaker 2: you are more intelligent than me. Because a three question

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Speaker 2: IQ test has been well invented. Apparently only seventeen percent

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Speaker 2: of people pass it get all three of them correct.

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Speaker 1: Now, before the show, do you used.

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Speaker 3: To think that the city Edinburgh was pronounced Edinburgh?

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Speaker 2: We all have a missus until you were very old.

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Speaker 2: Albert Einstein didn't get through school, we all have. Yes,

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Speaker 2: he did, No, he didn't, he did.

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Speaker 3: He was a Swedish bank clerk.

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Speaker 1: He didn't finish school. He dropped the Swiss bank clerk that.

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Speaker 2: In like like year seven had had year seven.

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Speaker 3: No, mate, he didn't dromp out.

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Speaker 1: He was considered a teacher's pest. Yes, but he didn't

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Speaker 1: drop out. He didn't finish you look it up.

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Speaker 3: I know I'm not going to look on my bathroom

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Speaker 3: wall now that Einstein didn't finish school in your bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Wall inspiration to me because I struggled in school. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: There you go, it's over there you go.

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Speaker 3: To.

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Speaker 2: No, we don't know, because Albert Einstein ends up being

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Speaker 2: one of the smartest people in the world, and I

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Speaker 2: think I'm sort of in that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're equating yourself to Einstein at this stage.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am so so before confirmed that, yes, confirmation confirmed.

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Speaker 1: Now do you even know what he proved? A hang

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Speaker 1: on equals mc square, which is relativity. That's the same thing,

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Speaker 1: thank you? So the thing?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we figured it out right anyway, so before the

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Speaker 4: show stands for equals squirt?

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Speaker 1: Yes, what is it? I'm not going to go in.

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Speaker 1: I'm not playing your games. Well yeah, earth no.

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Speaker 2: Energy equals yes mass, yes, center of mass square.

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Speaker 1: In great what is it C stands for the speed

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Speaker 1: of light. In fact, he just couldn't put a number

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Speaker 1: on it.

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Speaker 3: It was so big that he just put down sea

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Speaker 3: for the speed of light because he.

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Speaker 1: Was like, that's how big this equation is.

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Speaker 3: That's how much mass actually equals energy.

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Speaker 1: Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. Brilliant. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know that exactly.

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Speaker 3: But someone left school but then entered another school where

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Speaker 3: he finished. Jesus, I mean, it's just.

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Speaker 1: A bar right now, isn't it. You're losing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who looked at that, but that's off

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Speaker 2: obviously a very unreliable website and will be called a school.

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Speaker 1: He went to an galcational school. That's not a school.

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Speaker 1: I've seen better schools in the ocean. That's a fish gag.

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Speaker 1: We are going to go to before the show.

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Speaker 2: You and I both did this three question IQ test, okay, and.

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Speaker 1: Right up next we find out once and for all.

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Speaker 2: We put it to bed Will who is more intelligent

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Speaker 2: out of the two of us.

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Speaker 1: That's right up next on willing Woods, you've joined us.

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Speaker 3: Woods wants to challenge for the smartest person in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, we're doing an IQ test.

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Speaker 2: And the reason we're doing it. This is actually, I mean,

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Speaker 2: this is newsy. A three question IQ test has been invented.

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Speaker 2: It's the world's shortest, and only seventeen percent of people pass. Now,

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Speaker 2: both you and I did the three question IQ test

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Speaker 2: before the show.

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Speaker 3: I got over ninety nine percent in school, which means

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Speaker 3: I was in the top zero point eight percent of

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Speaker 3: people in the planet.

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Speaker 1: Long time ago. Not that long ago. You have been

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Speaker 1: slowly fading ever since.

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Speaker 3: Even if I was still we can get to the

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Speaker 3: hell low you got.

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Speaker 1: Don't you say that you've got a wrong way too?

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Speaker 1: It's true, bloody hell, but I'm climbing. You're nice, I am, No,

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Speaker 1: you're notice, Yes, I think I am.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, tell me the smartest thing you know, erm smartest

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Speaker 4: thing I know of out of anything I ever learned,

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Speaker 4: and I'm definitely not patting right now, is that the

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Speaker 4: Gettysburg address was about a battle at Gettysburg.

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Speaker 2: Ore alright, Abraham Lincoln, alright.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so look at that speech. By the way, it's

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Speaker 1: a rip anyway, three question i Q test. So here

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Speaker 1: we go.

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Speaker 2: I'll go through the questions now and we hear both

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Speaker 2: will and my responses.

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Speaker 3: Who will win seventeen percent of people got this wrong

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Speaker 3: or can only get it right.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So the question one was this in a lake,

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Speaker 1: there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the

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Speaker 1: patch doubles in size.

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Speaker 2: If it takes forty eight days for the patch to

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Speaker 2: cover the entire lake, yes, how long would it take

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Speaker 2: for the patch to cover.

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Speaker 1: Half of the lake? Yes, that's the quick should you

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Speaker 1: can do this? Any character question is they're all real? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so this is Jesus, but yeah, this is your answer, dark.

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Speaker 3: On the truck. It's twenty four, it's twenty four days.

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Speaker 1: Really interesting. Here's my answer.

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Speaker 2: Two times two equals.

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Speaker 1: Okay, figure this out to twenty four. So I did.

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Speaker 1: I also, I try to go backwards. I tried forty eight.

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Speaker 3: Forty eight is to one, as twenty four is to

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Speaker 3: a heart.

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Speaker 1: That was too easy. I we're both wrong. I reckon,

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Speaker 1: we're both wrong. I'm going to be honest. I will

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Speaker 1: button John. Both of you were correct, incorrect? Kidding, what

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Speaker 1: what the hell? You couldn't have been that simple? What

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Speaker 1: was it? Forty seven days? Jesus Christ? I hate maths.

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Speaker 3: That's a shocking subject.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, it's not useful at all. Still even. That's that's

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Speaker 1: wipe that one out. Okay. Question two, Sure, if it

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Speaker 1: takes five.

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Speaker 2: Machines five minutes to make five widgets, how long would

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Speaker 2: it take one hundred machines to make a hundred widgets?

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Speaker 1: Here's your answer?

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Speaker 3: Oh God, that's a tough question. I did not expect

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Speaker 3: you to be that hard. How long would it take?

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Speaker 3: It takes it's a hundred minutes?

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Speaker 1: I think one hundred minutes. Here's my answer.

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Speaker 2: Five five minutes make five wedges making one widget per minute.

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Speaker 2: So if they can make one widget per minute to

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Speaker 2: make a hundred need a minute? Answer to question two

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Speaker 2: is one minute? Wow?

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Speaker 3: You think one minute? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It says how long? It's one hundred there's a hundred

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Speaker 3: One hundred of them working rather than five?

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Speaker 1: What is the correct answers?

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Speaker 3: Twenty?

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Speaker 1: What is the correct answer? Five minutes?

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Speaker 3: God, you're kidding me.

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Speaker 1: We've both been thwarted. Oh all right, okay, we're still even.

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Speaker 1: We're still even because we've got everything wrong. So okay.

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Speaker 2: Question three, A bat and a ball cost a dollar

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Speaker 2: ten in total. The bat cost a dollar more than

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Speaker 2: the ball. How much I've got to have to you right,

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure what was right to? How much does

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Speaker 2: the ball cost?

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Speaker 4: Bat?

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Speaker 3: And the ball cost a dollar ten in total?

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Speaker 1: Yes, the bat cost a dollar back more than the ball.

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Speaker 1: How much does the ball ball cost? Here's your answer?

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Speaker 3: The ball costs ten cents. Okay, next question, you think

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Speaker 3: I've got it wrong.

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Speaker 1: I think you've got it wrong.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean it's a dollar, it's a dollar

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Speaker 3: and ten cents.

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Speaker 1: Here's my answer.

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Speaker 3: Ten cents and a dollar.

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Speaker 1: Here's my answer, the ball costs five cents. Very confident

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Speaker 1: about that one. Whi's a dollar ten? This is huge?

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is who's more intelligent?

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Speaker 3: Will or I'm.

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Speaker 1: Pretty sure I'm more right? I don't. I can't remember

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Speaker 1: my work figure out before we hear the answering about it.

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Speaker 1: Taught me through it. So if the ball's five cents, no,

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Speaker 1: the ball's ten cents?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No, But okay, the ball's ten cents and the bat

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Speaker 2: is a dollar more than the bat would be a

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Speaker 2: dollar ten, which.

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Speaker 1: Means it's a dollar twenty.

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Speaker 3: That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Together, they're a dollar ten.

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Speaker 2: So if it's five cents, a dollar more is a

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Speaker 2: dollar five, which equals a dollar ten what's the correct answer, Joel,

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Speaker 2: what's the correct answer?

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Speaker 1: Who's done in the world? He's done it. Who's the

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Speaker 1: smartest man in the world?

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Speaker 3: God, oh god, you idiot?

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Speaker 4: You more.

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Speaker 3: It's not my bag. It's not my bag. I'm smart

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Speaker 3: so much.

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Speaker 1: I'm the smart one.

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Speaker 3: Jeez.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy. This is the best I've ever felt. This

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Speaker 1: is I feel amazing, I feel good. I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to sit in the moment.

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Speaker 3: What do you I can't believe that.

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Speaker 1: I'm a genius. Yes i am, but you can't say

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Speaker 1: that anymore.

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Speaker 3: I never profess to be a genius.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you shouldn't because you're not.

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Speaker 3: How are you done with that?

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Speaker 1: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Check out more from Willen Woody on The Full Show

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Speaker 2: podcast