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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast sad Woods.

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Speaker 2: Let's get away from party pies and start picking apart

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Speaker 2: your proposal.

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Speaker 3: She how did you get that out of it? Very much?

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful engaged yesterday If you want to see it, Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's on our Instagram where the Woody congratulations, we love

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Speaker 2: me and she's great, MEMI is the best write member

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Speaker 2: message yesterday she said, it's the nicest thing anyone's ever

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Speaker 2: said to her.

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Speaker 3: I had come on and she said, and she.

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Speaker 2: Said, can you please, can you please tell Woody how

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Speaker 2: to do this?

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Speaker 4: Can you do you mean to read the message? I

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Speaker 4: cinta no, because this isn't about you. It's a good message,

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Speaker 4: but just say congratulations. Don't make me look bad by

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Speaker 4: using all your good words.

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Speaker 5: Can I read it?

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Speaker 4: No, it's good, it's out rat No I'm not because

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Speaker 4: it makes my proposals look bad.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being the cupboard in which my friend

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Speaker 2: keeps his hearsh.

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Speaker 3: That was a good line.

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Speaker 2: I know it's safe in there, and I can tell

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Speaker 2: the same replies with yours and his.

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Speaker 5: That was a very good thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: She actually read that line twice to me.

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Speaker 2: Oh you've you've read the message.

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Speaker 3: She read it to me. Oh did she read it

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Speaker 3: to me? Hence why I didn't want to hear it again,

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Speaker 3: because it is just a nail in the coffin, Yes,

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Speaker 3: because of my romance.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's we're not at the nails in the coffin yet,

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Speaker 2: we're still straighter in the coffin, so we can just

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Speaker 2: take it back to the woodworkshop. The body's not even

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Speaker 2: go Let's choose the timber. Let's choose the timber to start.

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Speaker 2: So the proposal yesterday, I mean, it is beauty. It

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Speaker 2: was beautiful, and you're right, there was this very natural, real,

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Speaker 3: That's what I wanted from the proposal.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I want to propose when we're being

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Speaker 4: us and we're most happy, and.

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Speaker 3: That's in the court.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's beautiful to beautiful message, but the beautiful, raw,

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Speaker 2: real thing is very often a smoke screen for I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to pay any money. So let's because at

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Speaker 2: the end of the day, at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: at the end of the day, you are like you

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Speaker 2: are you are, You're you're a national figure on the media.

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Speaker 2: You've got a national radio show host. You're not hosting

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Speaker 2: Ninja Warrior you here. We're on Celebrity apprenticson Channel nine.

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Speaker 2: It's it's been a very good year. It's been a

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Speaker 2: very good year.

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Speaker 3: We do all those stuff for free, though we do.

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Speaker 3: I mean, they are bigger celebrities. Let to be honest,

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Speaker 3: let's address the elephant in the room.

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Speaker 5: You are a national radio show host.

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Speaker 2: And I think I think any body shoes is entitled

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Speaker 2: to think that you would propose to her somewhere other

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Speaker 2: than your courtyard. Well, there's a couple of things, so

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Speaker 2: I'll go piece by piece if I can please. I'm

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Speaker 2: just I could dismember you, send you to heaven before

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Speaker 2: I send you to hell, and I will, sorry, I will.

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Speaker 3: When you send me to heaven, I have seen nothing.

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Speaker 5: I'll send you to hell before I send you to heaven.

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Speaker 2: Because I've got a I've got a nice little song

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Speaker 2: about this up next, but a song. I've got a song.

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Speaker 2: I've got a song. But I we're gonna go through

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Speaker 2: the bits first. So first of all, you filmed.

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Speaker 5: It on your iPhone, right, I don't you.

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Speaker 2: Could have paid for a nice person to rock up

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Speaker 2: and put a camera in the corner and film it.

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Speaker 4: No, So I always I never wanted anyone else involved.

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Speaker 4: I don't like proposals and other people are in no.

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Speaker 4: I think it proposed a very intimate between two people.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful little smoke screen for being a cheap bus. So

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Speaker 2: you could have got you could have just gotten to

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Speaker 2: put a camera in the corner. They didn't have to

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Speaker 5: They could have pressed record the other thing. I could

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Speaker 4: I didn't know when I was going to do it,

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Speaker 4: all right. I wanted to wait for a magic moment,

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Speaker 4: pretty good line.

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Speaker 2: Which moment eleven o'clock on a Saturday, when your partners

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Speaker 2: in the rug boots and her tracks, I carry on,

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Speaker 2: carry on, so the filming. Yeah, second of all, could

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Speaker 2: have got like a nice band or something, a band

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Speaker 2: to play the song, to play the music you just

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Speaker 2: leaned over you like Alexa. I mean, it couldn't have

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Speaker 5: It was an ad for Amazon.

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Speaker 3: I wanted her to.

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Speaker 2: Take Google if you got any good proposal songs.

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Speaker 3: I wanted her no, that's it.

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Speaker 4: I wanted her to be surprised if there's a if

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Speaker 4: there's a Mariarchie band, she's gonna ask questions.

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Speaker 2: We're sure she would have been surprised if she walked

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Speaker 2: out in the court down there was a married archie

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Speaker 2: band there.

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Speaker 3: Where am I going to hide them?

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Speaker 2: Will?

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Speaker 3: Where am I going to put them?

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Speaker 2: You've got mate, have been good.

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Speaker 5: I was going to mention the lane. I wasn't going

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Speaker 5: to mention it. But you've got one final one final point.

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Speaker 2: So filmed it cheaply. Film music was cheap. The final

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Speaker 2: bit if we can get Amazon, if you're interested.

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Speaker 5: That was your song.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a great song.

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Speaker 5: Now if we get down to the final bit, please.

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Speaker 2: The courtyard, Yes, that's where we fell in.

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Speaker 3: The courtyard is where we fell in.

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Speaker 2: You proposed to her in a tiny courtyard. If every

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Speaker 2: person hang on.

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Speaker 3: A second, it's a beautiful court It's a.

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Speaker 2: Tiny concrete courtyard at the back of your place.

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Speaker 3: In north It's a courtyard slash carpeoard of your life.

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Speaker 4: She is, she is, and the love does the speaking

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Speaker 4: in a proposal, not all the crap around.

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Speaker 5: It, right, but.

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Speaker 2: Spoken like a man who didn't want to spend any

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Speaker 2: dollars on his partner. And we're going to talk about

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Speaker 2: it up next. Because I've surveyed people in the office,

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Speaker 2: I've had chats with all of them to name names.

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Speaker 5: Everyone, give me one name, everyone.

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Speaker 3: Well, they've been lying to me, absolutely cowards.

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Speaker 2: Because you're cheap and it was a cheap proposal, and

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Speaker 2: we're gonna do a.

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Speaker 5: Bit about it.

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Speaker 2: Got a hypothetical for You've got a hypothetical for you.

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Speaker 2: If you're married to a national media star. Would you

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Speaker 2: be happy if he proposed to you in his puny

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Speaker 2: concrete court yard and then filmed it on his iPhone

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Speaker 2: while you were in your pajamas and then didn't even

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Speaker 2: book a restaurant to take you out afterwards?

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Speaker 4: How romantic? How beautifully romantic and spontaneous? And there's no

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Speaker 4: sponsaneity in this world? Will you ask you made the question?

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Speaker 5: No, no, I think it's brilliant.

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Speaker 2: I was just about to finish my saying that's not

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Speaker 2: a hypothetical. That's what happened yesterday when he proposed to

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Speaker 2: his partner, Mim. We're very happy for you, mate, We're

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Speaker 2: very happy. We love Mim.

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Speaker 3: Of course she's the best.

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Speaker 2: But ship house proposal. Here's a bit of audio from it.

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Speaker 2: The cat what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Where's the cat gone?

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Speaker 3: I just keep playing it? Oh right, okay, I was

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Speaker 3: just wondering.

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Speaker 6: A proposal in your backyard.

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Speaker 3: Oh I want to respond, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, in the moment, I'm not going to say, mate,

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Speaker 2: you know you proposed to her in your puny courtyard.

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Speaker 3: Actually you would.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I got around.

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Speaker 6: I got around.

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Speaker 2: However, in hindsight, I've had a little bit of time

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Speaker 2: to get my ducks in a row and interview some

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Speaker 2: people in the office and put together a song parody

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Speaker 2: expressing exactly how I feel about this. Given that you

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Speaker 2: earned thousands of dollars a week, and you filmed on

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Speaker 2: your iPhone. You didn't get an actual film crew to

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Speaker 2: come in. You didn't book a restaurant to go to

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Speaker 2: dinner with her or celebrate with her properly afterwards. And

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Speaker 2: it all happened within the confines of your concrete courtyard,

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Speaker 2: where we.

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Speaker 3: Fell in love, as.

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Speaker 2: Expressed here in an old Cat Stephens song. Remember the

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Speaker 2: d s say, old school yard.

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Speaker 3: We go step Well, No, I love that song, Yes,

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Speaker 3: I do love that song.

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Speaker 2: Now it's about to be ruined for you. Oh why

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Speaker 2: did you get engaged in your small court?

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Speaker 5: Don't you get paid a lot?

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Speaker 6: Oh why did you get him gage tennis ball court?

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Speaker 7: God?

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Speaker 2: And you didn't book a restaurant and you played a

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Speaker 2: You're so cheap you earn thousands of dollars a week.

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Speaker 8: Do dude do dude do dude, dude, dude, dude, dude do.

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Speaker 2: God. This must be annoying for you, and it's gonna

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Speaker 2: be stuck in everybody's head. But wait until I lay

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Speaker 2: out this awful acapella with fox pops from people around

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Speaker 2: the office also who think you're cheap.

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Speaker 3: If he proposed to me like that, I'd have said that.

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Speaker 2: Awful, just awful.

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Speaker 3: I mean he wore shorts, his ratlegs, run shot for

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Speaker 3: everyone to say, why.

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Speaker 2: Did you get in gage senis fall card?

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Speaker 5: God, don't you get paid a lot?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Why did you get gauge gennismall card?

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Speaker 9: Bhoy?

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Speaker 3: Oh good because love didn't talking about.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'll buy some flowers I signed. Do we stay

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Speaker 3: those into flora flowers?

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Speaker 2: Now we've got jocks on pillow from master Chef in

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Speaker 2: the studios. Something I always wanted to ask you is

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Speaker 2: the fact that obviously the old judges left a couple

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Speaker 2: of seasons ago. You carried on the mantle from that

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Speaker 2: in terms of master chef charge. Was there a passing

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Speaker 2: over of notes? Was there being a there was a handover.

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Speaker 10: Handle of the manual?

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Speaker 7: Was disturbing and very big Shoester Fellow. The boys did

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Speaker 7: a decade of amazing. Yeah, I'm much loved by Australia.

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Speaker 5: It seems like you're all on good terms.

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Speaker 7: No, we're we're friends. There's no there's no animosity and

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Speaker 7: there's no there's no nothing. Beautiful went on to a

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Speaker 7: different program. I mean, didn't I didn't do that well unfortunately.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we won't mention it was the War of the

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Speaker 3: foods or the acronym was pooh? What was that?

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Speaker 10: I wasn't even gonna go there, but.

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Speaker 2: We have to laugh.

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Speaker 3: Thought that's through what was hashtag? Hashtag poo was unfortunate.

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Speaker 5: They had it up on the board in big letters.

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Speaker 2: Now let's get let's get down to what's in front

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Speaker 2: of you. We're having a very heated discussion all week.

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Speaker 2: What does the perfect piece of vegimite toast look like?

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Speaker 10: Right?

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Speaker 5: I think we all agree there's a perfect there is

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Speaker 5: a perfect ratio.

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Speaker 3: Do you enjoy vegemight toast? Job?

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Speaker 2: We can't decide what the perfect instruction is to get

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Speaker 2: the perfect piece of vegemite toast. The instruction that we

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Speaker 2: is to dirty the butter with the veggiemite like a

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Speaker 10: You guys are cooked.

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Speaker 3: That's the instruction.

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Speaker 2: That's where we think it's at this days.

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Speaker 2: We've been everywhere we've been.

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Speaker 5: Don't don't just don't get me into it.

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Speaker 2: We're at seventy five twenty five for a while there

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Speaker 2: we're at full, full palette of the color brown.

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Speaker 10: And then it's just you both veggiemoight lovers.

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Speaker 3: Yes I am.

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Speaker 10: Then yes Eddie twenty if you're a vegiemoight lover as Eddie.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're back at percentages either way. Jock, you've

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Speaker 10: Is it four minutes to make to could be?

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Speaker 5: I haven't tried it.

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Speaker 5: I'll be boring on the other side for.

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Speaker 2: Everyone, just waiting for them to give a sick Johnson

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Speaker 2: Frillos back from master Cheffer the outside of this.

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Speaker 5: Bill, Jockson Pillo from.

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Speaker 2: Mastership Australia's in the studio. Jock is in here to continue.

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Speaker 2: Who can make the perfect piece of jamat toast? And

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Speaker 5: The instruction we've given.

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Speaker 2: Jock was dirty the butter like a dirty blonde? Yes,

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Speaker 2: who said that? With the Martha Calafatita j Martha she's

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Speaker 5: She's a makeup ask guys on to her.

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Speaker 4: Credit though numbers lost people when we were saying seventy

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Speaker 4: we actually think dirtying the butter is not a bad description.

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Speaker 3: Jock.

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Speaker 10: I think, well, how dirty is dirty?

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Speaker 2: Here's a Jock wants to back to percentages. I'm on

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Speaker 2: his team eighty twenty Where you are you doing?

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Speaker 5: What are you doing here? I'm never anyone work.

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Speaker 2: There's anyone work a toaster, It's it's like you're reducing

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Speaker 5: Mate, Just pull it out and just chuck stuck.

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Speaker 10: Just pull it you need to, and then you just

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Speaker 7: Because if you bring your tors and you put it

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Speaker 5: You're drying out the toast on just a little bit.

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Speaker 10: You've still got to be warm.

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Speaker 3: Five degree angle and just wedges it into the toast.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen do you have it.

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Speaker 5: On when you wedget it in there? You've got a

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Speaker 5: lot of butter on Christ.

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Speaker 3: Too much.

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Speaker 5: But I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest Earlier, I've never seen someone butter

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Speaker 5: I don't think it's going to certainly not going to

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Speaker 2: That's that's the issue.

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Speaker 10: You to talk a lot.

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Speaker 3: Is that the job.

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Speaker 2: You've just got to fill in the space, right. It's

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Speaker 2: it looks like an oil painting. That's what it currently

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Speaker 2: looks like you can still see that what you oil

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Speaker 2: that is ship house.

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Speaker 3: Do you really think that's bad? Hang on, what's what's

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Speaker 2: I told you it looks a little bit like you

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Speaker 2: know when you look close up at an oil painting

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Speaker 2: it looks like marble Cadbrey. You know when you can

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Speaker 5: That's what have you done here? I mean, I mean

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Speaker 5: it's your Scott.

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Speaker 2: That's the issue. To much. I just so much going

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I don't have to spit that out.

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Speaker 7: I think that was Don't worry, I'll lead it for you.

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Speaker 3: Blend, you've got zeros, you've got donuts from will unfortune.

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Speaker 2: I can say is mate, thank god you're judging that

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Speaker 10: Hey, I did the best I could with Australian made

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Speaker 2: It wasn't bad butter, and a good chef doesn't blame

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Speaker 10: That's all I know, tools is we want to get

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Speaker 2: Alright, John, thank you so much for courring in.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, I'm sorry, but that was awful.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have to get you to make a piece

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Speaker 2: Joe, thanks for going in. Bye. We are doing Lost

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Speaker 2: the plot just horrible, just horrible. Will and Woodies shut

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Speaker 2: down Lost Plot whatever? They all right, So today we

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Speaker 2: are doing on thirty one o six five movies that

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Speaker 2: nearly didn't happen, big movies that didn't nearly didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: The first one, if you're just joining us, the plot

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Speaker 2: is Sheriff thinks there's too much space in the room.

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Speaker 3: Space cowboys, clineeswood you're kidding. Couldn't have been more confident.

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Speaker 3: You're kidding.

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Speaker 5: Shut from there.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Christie if I can. Christy,

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Speaker 2: what's the movie sucker, Woody? Sorry, Christie, damn it nice

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Speaker 2: and cryptic? There wasn't it, Riff, there's too much space

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Speaker 2: in the road. Do you know the story Christy that

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Speaker 2: it nearly didn't get off the ground. No, actually, so

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Speaker 2: apparently Disney hated the original script, so Pixar wrote the script.

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Speaker 5: They nearly shut the production down.

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Speaker 2: Apparently Tom Hanks waited on it and was like, Woody

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Speaker 2: is actually a massive jerk, and I'll never play him

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Speaker 2: in a million years Hanks. Hanks said that hated the character,

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Speaker 2: hated the whole thing. So the producer's big Disney, for

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Speaker 2: one more chance.

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Speaker 5: They went away.

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Speaker 2: They had like a year to rewrite the whole feeling

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Speaker 2: the whole thing, gave it back to him, and Disney

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Speaker 2: gave it the green.

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Speaker 5: Light, and then it got off the ground.

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Speaker 3: And how did they get Hanks back? Well, they rewrote

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Speaker 3: the script so it became nicer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so what he was a prick in the he's

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Speaker 5: a bit of a prick. Mean, he's a bit of

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Speaker 5: a wet rag.

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Speaker 2: He is.

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Speaker 3: He's just worried about the other toys.

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Speaker 2: Will No, he's not.

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Speaker 3: He lies the crown of being the captain of those.

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Speaker 2: He's worried about the fact he's jealous out about Andy's

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Speaker 3: No, that's fair. Actually, he's quite vindictive.

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Speaker 2: Really kicks him out of the car, out of an

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Speaker 3: I stand corrected, a bit of a.

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Speaker 5: Tool, thank you, and a toy at that.

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Speaker 2: All right, we are doing lost the plot movies that

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Speaker 5: Next one, are you ready? Thirty one?

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Speaker 2: O six five call at any stage if you think

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Speaker 2: you've got it. Natural disaster causes women to crush her

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Speaker 2: enemies on a golden path to get home.

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Speaker 3: Uh no, not else in one of land the other one.

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Speaker 3: We're off to find the Wizard Wizard of O.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you have to.

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Speaker 5: Sing it when the munchkins take it away.

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Speaker 2: I never know how they get to this note. This

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Speaker 2: one coming up that time?

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Speaker 5: Very high wow, yeah, very good.

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Speaker 2: The munchkins and they are the munchkin quiet.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Three directors were fired and the making of The Wizard

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Speaker 2: of Oz. The original tin Man quit because the paint

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Speaker 2: poisoned him, and the Scarecrow was left scarred from his makeup,

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Speaker 2: and the Wicked Witch also had problems with her makeup.

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Speaker 2: Not to mention the fact that the producers forced Judy

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Speaker 2: Garland to take campetter means to keep her weight down,

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Speaker 2: and she later died from a drug addiction.

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Speaker 3: She had. Last are you serious?

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Speaker 2: There you go? That is final film?

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Speaker 3: Do they have just a very small budget on that

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Speaker 5: No enormous one of the biggest films ever.

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Speaker 3: So why are they using house paint to paint tin man?

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Speaker 2: But you know that the woman from Golden Girl, the

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Speaker 2: woman that played us so Goldfinger, the bond woman in Goldfinger, she.

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Speaker 5: Also died from paint poisoning.

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Speaker 2: You can't cover.

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Speaker 5: Someone's skin in paint.

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Speaker 3: N Yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 5: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Look a couple of big facts, heavy hitting facts.

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Speaker 5: Over here she is. I'll try and lift the mood.

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Speaker 5: Final film, the way you.

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Speaker 2: Win.

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Speaker 5: We got final plot.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. A happy visitor descends from the clouds,

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Speaker 2: and then they all get high as kites et incorrect,

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Speaker 2: not bambo thank you. Happy visitor descends from the cloud.

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Speaker 5: Paul, Paul, and then they all know Paul.

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Speaker 2: And then they all get high as kites. Who's the

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Speaker 2: happy visitor?

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Speaker 4: And up the wife what she dies at the start,

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Speaker 4: But then they go up in a balloon. Visitor descends

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Speaker 4: and then.

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Speaker 3: They go they get high, They get high as kites.

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Speaker 5: Napoleon incorrect, dog move Napoleon the dogs you're talking about

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Speaker 5: the office.

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Speaker 2: There's the dog movie. I'm gonna have to go to

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Speaker 2: somebody else because they're coming in thick and fast. No

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Speaker 2: happy visitor, A happy visitor?

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Speaker 3: Would he happy? Happy?

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Speaker 2: Gilmouth incorrect? Anastasia's called Anastasia.

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Speaker 5: What's the movie?

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Speaker 8: It's Mary Party?

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Speaker 2: Yes, go fly, good job, pup Hi high kites. There's

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Speaker 2: that final clue, the happy visitor. Yeah, I know Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 2: It's in the name Woods. She does Mary Poppins and

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Speaker 2: she's a happy visitor. She descends in the clouds.

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Speaker 3: I mean that was just red and white all over

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Speaker 3: you is why did that almost not get made?

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Speaker 2: Peel Travers, the female author great name, owned the rights

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Speaker 2: to Mary Poppins and famously didn't want a film to

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Speaker 2: be made. There's a movie called Saving Mister Banks starring

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Speaker 2: Tom Hanks, which is all about them trying to convince

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Speaker 2: her to let them do a movie out of it,

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Speaker 2: and she said, you know what, I'll do a movie

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Speaker 2: but no singing, no animated characters, and no misquoting the original.

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Speaker 2: And they did all of them.

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Speaker 8: Hah.

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Speaker 3: Copper Travers don't sign a deal with the devil.

452
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Speaker 2: Famously got Dick Van Dyke in there as well. Get

453
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Speaker 2: it on the podcast if you want to know what

454
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Speaker 2: that GAG's abouttrageous callback.

455
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Speaker 3: That's a week long collbat is.

456
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Speaker 2: I don't know what the Dick van Dyke gags about.

457
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Speaker 2: Get on the fucker the p ones frothing in their cars.

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Speaker 9: Will and Woody, that's for more in just a bit

459
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Speaker 9: the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've been trying to figure out the perfect way to

461
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Speaker 2: describe the perfect piece of vegemite toast. I think we

462
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Speaker 2: all agree. We all agree there is a perfect amount

463
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Speaker 2: of vegemite toast, but that quantity is ambiguous. Is it

464
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Speaker 2: a crusade worth fighting?

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Speaker 3: Crusade is a strong word.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't think it is.

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Speaker 3: Let's go with crusade.

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Speaker 8: I like it it is.

469
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Speaker 3: I feel like we are.

470
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Speaker 2: We're reclaiming the holy land of vegimite toast.

471
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what the crusades were, Knights of the culinary world,

472
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Speaker 3: Knights of the cover.

473
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Speaker 10: I mean, it rights itself.

474
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Speaker 2: But it just got better and better then. But the

475
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Speaker 2: point is, But the point is, even though we might

476
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Speaker 2: try to try and describe the perfect piece of measure

477
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Speaker 2: of vegimie toast, we haven't been able to nail it yet.

478
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Speaker 1: This show has always been well respected in the media

479
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Speaker 1: circles for reporting the big news oh, we've got to kid.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 1: Last week we reported the most important thing in the world.

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Speaker 2: What's the perfect amount of vegemie on a piece?

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Speaker 11: Seventy five?

484
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Speaker 1: Those instructions proved insufficience. The task was given to our

485
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Speaker 1: junior producer, Analyse, who how do.

486
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Speaker 5: I put this politely?

487
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Speaker 6: Really it up?

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Speaker 3: Analyst revealed the toast it's way too much veggimine enter

489
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Speaker 3: stage left.

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Speaker 1: Martha Califer Tita's aka Martha from Maps.

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Speaker 2: Kind of just feel like it's just gonna look like

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Speaker 2: you kind of have dirtied the butter a little bit,

493
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Speaker 2: as she has cooked it way too much.

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Speaker 1: What can we please get a professional involved with this process?

495
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Speaker 2: Please job on through it? Back to percentages. I'm on

496
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Speaker 2: his team and he goes are cooked.

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Speaker 3: Judging by Will's reaction, this didn't go well.

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Speaker 5: What have you done here that he tests?

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Speaker 8: Easy?

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Speaker 3: Will, don't go too far with the criticism.

501
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Speaker 5: You're far much?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Donki, that's enough, Thank god you're judging that cooking competition.

503
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Speaker 3: Hey, we're gonna have to get you to make a

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Speaker 3: piece of toast tomorrow, Judge.

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Speaker 1: After all of that, the question remains, Australia, can you

506
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Speaker 1: teach someone how to make the perfect veggiemin on test

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Speaker 1: toast toast.

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Speaker 2: It's a great question. It's a great question. Now, look,

509
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Speaker 2: I wanted to plow ahead with this. I wanted to

510
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Speaker 2: plow ahead with taking calls from you guys, because look,

511
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Speaker 2: dare I say it? We've just mentioned it and the

512
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Speaker 2: phone lines will lit up again. Everybody has a say.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday, there was some brilliance brought to this show. Wasn't

514
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Speaker 4: someone brought in smell? Which we not in our wildest

515
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Speaker 4: dreams did we think that smell could come into this. Yeah,

516
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Speaker 4: but she seems to think that you keep putting veggiemid

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Speaker 4: on until the smell of butter goes.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Now we haven't tried that yet.

520
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Speaker 5: No, we haven't tried, but we've learned from that.

521
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Speaker 3: We've been a bit flippant with when we shoot.

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Speaker 5: I think, so look trigger happy.

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Speaker 3: Trigger happy was the word I was looking for to it.

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Speaker 5: Thank you will.

525
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Speaker 4: So we just want to hear more now, and I

526
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Speaker 4: think there's someone very special who's about to join us.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, I was keen to open the phone lines

529
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Speaker 2: because the place where we're at right now, as you said,

530
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Speaker 2: woulds we're leaning on the ingenuity of the listeners and

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Speaker 2: a woman called Emma I think her name was Yesterday,

532
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Speaker 2: she said, when the veggie might smell overpowers the butter smell,

533
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Speaker 2: that was genius because, as he said, we took it

534
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Speaker 2: away from visually describing it with ratios and proportions.

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Speaker 5: I'm happy to keep taking calls.

536
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 2: On this, but the producers have stopped that, and they've said,

537
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Speaker 2: we've had somebody who's contacted the show who's actually an

538
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Speaker 2: authority on veggimite. Now I'm not sure about this, so

539
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Speaker 2: I'm going to go to this call.

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Speaker 3: Now.

541
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Speaker 5: His name's Jamie.

542
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Speaker 2: Jamie.

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Speaker 5: We're going to go to a song.

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Speaker 2: But before we do, can you tell me your credentials

545
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Speaker 2: in relation to veggimite.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well, thanks for having me on nights at the

547
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Speaker 8: Culinary Roll. But my friend father invented veggiem almost one

548
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Speaker 8: hundred years ago.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what do you mean he created it?

550
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Speaker 3: He created veggiemite, He absolutely did.

551
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Speaker 7: Wow.

552
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Speaker 5: Wait, Jamie stayed there.

553
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Speaker 3: We'll go to a song. Holy moly, we've.

554
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Speaker 5: Got veggiemite royalty.

555
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Speaker 4: You've got the inventor of veggimi his grandsons grandson still loaded.

556
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Speaker 2: Yes, would have thought so over at least get some

557
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Speaker 2: cash out of wards. We are talking about making the

558
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Speaker 2: perfect piece of vegimi toast right now though on Will

559
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Speaker 2: and Woody. This is something we've been trying to nail

560
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Speaker 2: for two weeks. Guys, We've found.

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Speaker 5: How hard is it?

562
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Speaker 2: And just just try the exercise yourself right now and

563
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Speaker 2: you can't. You're lying in bed, you can't get to

564
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Speaker 2: the toaster for some reason.

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Speaker 5: What do you say to someone to.

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Speaker 2: Make sure they distribute perfectly the amount of vegimi that

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Speaker 2: you want? Because I think we all agree there is

568
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Speaker 2: a perfect amount, but how we get there is lost

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Speaker 2: in translations.

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Speaker 4: We found that through description you're often too vague, proportions

571
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Speaker 4: aren't working exactly right, and.

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Speaker 2: Any visual stimuli aren't working.

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Speaker 3: We have tried numerous things.

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Speaker 2: Dirty In has worked, Dirty the Butter seventy five, twenty five.

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Speaker 2: None of this has worked so far. And look, I'm

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Speaker 2: happy to do another week, another two weeks until we

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Speaker 2: get down to the bottom of this.

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Speaker 3: I would do it for the year, baby, we could.

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Speaker 3: We would probably be We were definitely get.

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Speaker 5: In trouble for that.

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Speaker 2: But the producers have, for the first time in any

582
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Speaker 2: of their lives, ameliorated the show, made it better, nice,

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Speaker 2: by bringing on the grandson of the inventor of veggie Mike. Wow,

584
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Speaker 2: Jamie tell us a bit of authority, Jamie underwhelming.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, it's not under at all. You are

586
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Speaker 4: a foundation of this country, my friend. You are part

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Speaker 4: of the family that invented our favorite spread. Is there

588
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Speaker 4: a bit of a story as to how your grandfather

589
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Speaker 4: invented it?

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Speaker 8: Mate?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he was working for Fred Walker in in the

593
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Speaker 8: early nineteen twenties and Fred basically came up to him

594
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Speaker 8: and just said, look, you've got to come up with

595
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Speaker 8: the recipe for all the spent brewers yeast. I'm getting

596
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Speaker 8: it for free from Carlton United.

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Speaker 5: You're kidding, you are kidding.

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Speaker 2: So he just had some spare yeast and he was like,

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Speaker 2: what was your grandfather's name, Jamie, Yril? Cyril, Cyril?

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Speaker 5: Jeez, second, it's famous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah he did.

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Speaker 4: And what did he actually do? So you get it's

603
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 4: a big ingredent is yeast? Then you pretty add Sultan

604
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Speaker 4: Bobs your uncle.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 2: He really it was a half volley for Cyril, wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: Pinch.

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Speaker 8: I don't think it's that I don't think it's that simple.

609
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Speaker 5: That was a bit more to it.

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Speaker 2: We're simplifying it. We're simplifying, we're not mocking it.

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Speaker 8: I'm glad he did. I'm glad he didn't. I know

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Speaker 8: a lot of your listeners would be absolutely stoked he

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Speaker 8: did as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as a country and identity veggiemight.

615
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: Well that maybe the ANZACs irresponsible.

616
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Speaker 4: For that, but it's not a competition. But Jamie, the

617
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Speaker 4: focus of this conversation is, let's get what is the

618
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Speaker 4: perfect spread of veggiemi on toast? Because we've been bouncing

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Speaker 4: this back and forth for weeks, Jamie, and we just

620
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Speaker 4: cannot seem to get a description. Did your grandfather ever

621
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Speaker 4: discrib ribed you the perfect way to spread veggie.

622
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Speaker 3: Might on bread?

623
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Speaker 8: Well, no he didn't, but he did to my father. Okay,

624
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Speaker 8: And I feel I'm going to get thrown under the

625
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 8: bus here because I'm the last person to tell anyone

626
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Speaker 8: how to eat their veggimi. But let me just say

627
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Speaker 8: from our family, it's thick, thick, got to be thick,

628
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 8: just got to go on thick.

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Speaker 3: Is that the only direction?

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Speaker 8: Jesus? I think I think my dad was a super

631
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 8: spreader before it was even the thing.

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Speaker 2: Very very good, Jamie.

633
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Speaker 3: But so the Calisters were just obsessed with Veggimi so.

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Speaker 2: Ever loves their own brand, baby, you know, like.

635
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Speaker 8: I think, unfortunately from my father when it rolled off

636
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 8: the production line in the early twenties, it was a

637
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Speaker 8: complete nuther of dud and so I was he just

638
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 8: had we had to have it on everything, and that's

639
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 8: lasted with in his whole life. And you guys having faster.

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Speaker 2: Have you guys got the stocks from twenty two? Have

641
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 2: you still got the vintage? The twenty two vintage floating

642
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 2: around somewhere?

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00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 8: Jamie, No, no, we haven't, but I'm sure it'll still

644
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 8: be good to go.

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00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 3: Would we probably wouldn't. Yeah, it's that salted's bloody good.

646
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: It's naturally preserved. It's a preservative itself.

647
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Speaker 4: Absolutely so sorry, So Jamie, Sorry, just to just to

648
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 4: bring this back to why you know we're loving talking though,

649
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 4: would love veggiemight.

650
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Speaker 5: But I'd love to share a bottle of the twenty

651
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Speaker 5: two with Jamie.

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00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 3: Special, would that?

653
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 6: Yeah?

654
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 3: Forget the grange?

655
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

656
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 3: Out de can't it?

657
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 11: You know?

658
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's Jamie, You're your direction, you're your help for

659
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 4: this whole thing is just put it on thick.

660
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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I'm not surprised Jamie.

661
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Speaker 2: You are the grandson of the maker, the creator of Veggiemike. Jamie,

662
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us on Will and Woody.

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Speaker 8: No worries one thing. How do you guys like it?

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Speaker 2: Well, we're not sure, mate, That's what this is all about.

665
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Speaker 5: I can't describe it. I cannot describe it.

666
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Speaker 2: And unfortunately, I mean, it's in your blood, so I'm

667
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Speaker 2: sure if you got to hospital, you don't get an

668
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: IV you just straight vegie might in the veins, I imagine,

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Speaker 2: whereas from most Australians it's a little bit less than that.

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Speaker 2: And we're trying finding it very hard to to find

671
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Speaker 2: what that amount is. So I appreciate your help, Jamie.

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00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Jamie. We're still trying to find

673
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: the perfect amount of vegie might to put on the spread.

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Speaker 2: The quest continues passing.

675
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Speaker 4: Now, who throw sheep poo on Prince Charles? That is

676
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 4: the question. The answer Harry, Harry absolutely. This is a

677
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 4: quote Harry about to let down. It's pretty this is

678
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 4: pretty wild.

679
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 5: He was like a kid or something.

680
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 3: Well yeah, yeah, it's not that impressive, but.

681
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, when he was a kid, Harry absolutely covered Prince

682
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 4: Charles in sheep pop before we was to board a

683
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 4: helicopter on an official trip.

684
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: Charles.

685
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 5: He got him before the chopper, just from the chopper.

686
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 4: What I think he was about to enter, said chopper.

687
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 4: Prince Charles was an official trip obviously to snipper ribbon

688
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 4: somewhere I imagine.

689
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 5: Of course, and drink a Bundy.

690
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was more of a filled thing.

691
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 5: But I'm sure what Charles did when he was down here.

692
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 3: He drinks Bundy.

693
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 2: He went to the Bunderberg Brewery distillery straight there was, Yeah,

694
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 2: he was there for like a whole afternoon.

695
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 4: Well, Charles was probably on the way to some distillery

696
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 4: and a helicopter and Harry absolutely covered him in sheep pup.

697
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 3: And that was when Harry was three years old.

698
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 4: Prince Charles, in a new book called The Palace Papers,

699
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 4: it has been revealed referred to Harry as an exuberant

700
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 4: imp of a mis.

701
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: Rule, an exuberant imp of a miss rule.

702
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, that's you. That's so high a second, that's amazing.

703
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 3: What is an imp?

704
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 5: Took the words out of my mouth?

705
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 3: What's an imp?

706
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 2: You exuberant imp of a miss rule?

707
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 3: What is an imp?

708
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 2: That's such good? Cure, Charles, I'm not sure, but I

709
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: imagine I think it's a fairy or a yaht of

710
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: a miss rule son a fairy. So he hit him

711
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: with the sheep perp before he got the chopper. Yes,

712
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: and and basically low did he have the sheep pooh?

713
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: They were in a paddock, right.

714
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 4: For anyone, No, it's not relatable, that's the royals book.

715
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 4: So sheep covers him in sheep ship anyway.

716
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 5: Gets a chopper out of a paddock.

717
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: The point of this.

718
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 4: Article was that apparently at the age of three or four,

719
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 4: so William went through this first. As soon as Prince

720
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 4: William turned four, apparently he just became the devil.

721
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 3: Here's another quote.

722
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 4: This is from This is from a nanny who used

723
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 4: to work in the royal family. Apparently, when William was four,

724
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 4: he said, no one, no one tells me what to do.

725
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 4: When I am king, I will have you punished woman.

726
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 3: Four four and he would have you thrown in the gallows. Woman.

727
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: And this is the nanny you like that, you would

728
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 2: like he's a four years Jeoffrey's right.

729
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then so apparently then he got to six

730
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 4: and he got a lot better. And then when Harry

731
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 4: got to three or four, starts throwing sheep pool on everyone.

732
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 4: So my question to parents out there, and I'm just

733
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 4: thirteen one oh six five love.

734
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 5: That so much.

735
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 3: At what age does the kid become the devil? The devil?

736
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 4: Right and and like and is was there a point

737
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 4: with your child where it was just like wow, as

738
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 4: soon as they turned three, four, five, six cent whatever

739
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 4: whatever it is.

740
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 3: For you, was there a moment that just became the devil?

741
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: If you were a three or four year old, just

742
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: put yourself in William's shoes there talking to the nanny,

743
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 2: talking to the nanny, your prince.

744
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, best royal insult to the nanny. What would you say?

745
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: Because I think I'll throw you in the dungeons?

746
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 3: Not bad, best insult for a nanny, for.

747
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 5: A nanny from a little prince. You're a little prince.

748
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 10: What would you go for?

749
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 3: I'm a little prince. I'm four years old.

750
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 5: Four years old? Because I think that's genius.

751
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: What did he say?

752
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 3: He said, no one tells me what to do when

753
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 3: i'm king.

754
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 5: Oh, have you punished plow?

755
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 3: Let's throw you in the gallows. Woman.

756
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

757
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's extraordinary, that's unbeatable. Actually, I wish I cood

758
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 4: thinking something there, No, you know, I have a song

759
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 4: to think about it.

760
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 2: Okay, but the ageous request in hindsight, you really put

761
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: my mother spot, then I pathetically put yourself in a

762
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 2: four year old princess shoes. How do you insult your Yeah.

763
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 4: That's a harpses to be But I'll have an answer

764
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 4: for you after the next song for all you guys

765
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 4: that are listening though, And number thirteen one oh sixty

766
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 4: five speaking to the parents, when does the kid become

767
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 4: the devil?

768
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:21,959
Speaker 2: At?

769
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 4: What age do they become the devil? And I need

770
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 4: some evidence as well, like what did they start doing

771
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 4: at exact age?

772
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 2: What exact age is the kid become the devil? Thirty

773
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 2: one oh six five taking your calls, Now, at one age?

774
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 2: Do you reckon kids become their worst when in an

775
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: exact age? Yeah, thirty one o six five needs some

776
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 2: evidence as well.

777
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 3: Yes, what do they start doing at a particular age?

778
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 4: Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number we're talking

779
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 4: about it because apparently both the Royal Boys, the boys themselves,

780
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 4: Will and Harry both became particularly devilish at about three

781
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 4: or four, three or four, So for Will, he started

782
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 4: threatening the nanny.

783
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 3: He would effectively say to her, no one we want

784
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 3: to do when.

785
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 4: I'm king, all of you punished woman, crazy, your yogad

786
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 4: will That's what he comes.

787
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 3: Back with, and you'd be scared. But we're also in

788
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones, haven't we.

789
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a lot of Geoffrey about him.

790
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: You're a little prince, No, don't go. If you were

791
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 2: a little prince, how would you insult your nanny?

792
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 3: I'd probably just say, I'm going to buy your whole family.

793
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, you've got into slave trading.

794
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 3: Four year old, and I'm creative. I will buy your

795
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 3: entire family.

796
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 2: You'll buy them to do them again?

797
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 4: He could anyway. The other thing Harry would do, Harry

798
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 4: was less creative. He just used to cover his dead

799
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 4: and sheep pup at the age of three or four.

800
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 4: So we are asking you, guys, asking the parents out there.

801
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 3: Is there an age? Is there a particular age you're

802
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 3: worried about your your child?

803
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 2: Honestly every age at the moment, Okay, yeah, it's just

804
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 2: the devil.

805
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I don't know.

806
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 2: I thought they're all pretty scary for me.

807
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 3: Sure.

808
00:34:54,680 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 2: Six weeks terrifying toddlers terrifying teenagers, terrifying cool get them

809
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 2: out of the house. I mean it's an eighteen year

810
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 2: prison sentence.

811
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 5: What am I doing? Let's go to naz on thurday?

812
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 6: Can I nas?

813
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 2: Hi?

814
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 8: Guys?

815
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 5: You your kids become the devil?

816
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 11: So I would say one and a half. I have

817
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 11: five kids under the age of eight, and from one

818
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 11: and a half they are demon eyes.

819
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 4: They do like one and a half. Surely they're still

820
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 4: just sort of crawling around and they can't really.

821
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 11: You would think. So I have one and a half.

822
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 11: They take their clothes off, they're throwing things. You put

823
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 11: it in the pan, they throw it out. You put

824
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 11: it in the pan, they throw it out. I have

825
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 11: twins and today, for example, we went to and I

826
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 11: was just trying and buy a lipstick and yeah, so

827
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 11: eye shadows all over their eyes, lipstick all over their faces.

828
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 9: They're grabbing employee.

829
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 2: Yeah one and a half, Frank, who was called good Frank?

830
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 2: What age did your kids become a terror?

831
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 5: Da Dad?

832
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: You need to find other things to do.

833
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: I know, I know you're retired, but he's called him

834
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 2: with a fake name, called him with a fake name.

835
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 5: I love it.

836
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 2: Steve, what a what age?

837
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 5: What are you becoming in terror talked to us well.

838
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 8: At age ten, I think it will.

839
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 11: He decided to light a fire in his bedroom.

840
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 8: That's a sign of things to come.

841
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 2: Whizz no, but I'm not.

842
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 3: It wasn't. It wasn't a sign of things to come

843
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: to making.

844
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 2: Smoke the fire under the bed, and there's a paramaniac.

845
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: Thanks to the call with his dad Steve love that

846
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 2: he just calls up as Frank these.

847
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 3: Days he listens in the man cave. Obviously we weren't

848
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: picking up his card when he was.

849
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 2: Calling Steve Courtney Corney. You reckon. Five year olds are

850
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: the worst.

851
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 5: Yes, one.

852
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 9: They just talk back you and say some words. But

853
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 9: my five year old, as a couple of weeks ago,

854
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 9: I turned my back for about five minutes and he's

855
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 9: somehow got matches and he's letting his he's leak, sorry

856
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 9: not litten, his wardrobe, and he's carpet in his room

857
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 9: on fire. And he's also gone outside and let a

858
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 9: PowerPoint on fire as well, the logical fire as well.

859
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 5: Wow, wasn't that traditional cheer?

860
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 3: Is corny? I did the same thing and I've turned

861
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 3: out just fine.

862
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 2: Let's got a pull on thirty one and sixty five. Paul,

863
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 2: what age did your kid become a terror? Hell? That

864
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 2: is that Willim Woody?

865
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 3: Oh Dad, seriously? How many yeah? How many burner phones

866
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 3: did you buy?

867
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 8: Dad?

868
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve would pay call from me. You've got more

869
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 2: than one response.

870
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 8: I wanted to say at age twelve, but you get

871
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 8: two years after the incident with the fire.

872
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 9: Yeah.

873
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, this was the of course of urinating in the floor,

874
00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 8: ducted heating. Yeah, blaming, blaming the smell on non existent Possoney.

875
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: Do you used toll?

876
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: Remember? Dad?

877
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 3: The first day of winter when we used the heater

878
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 3: for the first time in six months.

879
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 2: I never forget it. I'll never forget it.

880
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 8: I mean we never had ducted heating.

881
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 3: After that, the whole neighborhood smell like this.