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Speaker 2: You know what, mum, you're on the number one show.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Gold one O four three.

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Speaker 5: And here she is the number one mom on the

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Speaker 4: She always the tripput sourcers. That's a good journalist.

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Speaker 5: Actually know you meant to keep your sources secrets.

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Speaker 4: You're straight under.

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Speaker 2: The bus, never revealed.

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Speaker 5: Good morning Patty, morning, and good morning. Rio's looking after Jack?

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Speaker 4: Sie? Jack not very well yesterday.

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Speaker 5: You might not have known, but as the show was

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Speaker 5: going on, Jack was descending rapidly into this lurgie that's

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Speaker 5: been going around at the moment. He was also nominated

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Speaker 5: for Best Psidekick at the Grammys yesterday. So if you're

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Speaker 5: wondering why Ben Affleck looks so disturbed, we're hanging out

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Speaker 5: with chat beforehand.

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Speaker 4: He can do that with somebody. Patsy, what's going on

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Speaker 4: for you?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 6: My mic just cut out? Then what was that you

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Speaker 4: I said, Patsy? What's happening at home? Week two already

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Speaker 4: a back to school yeah she is.

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Speaker 6: But you know what, it's like this flick, this switch

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Speaker 6: help because it's like overnight the grunting has started. It's

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Speaker 6: like a new form of teenage language that I.

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Speaker 4: Can't get myself already twelve.

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Speaker 6: No, nearly, yeah, just a few months out from twelve.

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Speaker 5: But it's like she started your heading the horizons coming

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Speaker 5: towards the kingdom of teendom.

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Speaker 6: It's like a mountain coming in your windscreen. It's just

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Speaker 6: not backing off, its strapping. You can't have a conversation.

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Speaker 6: So when she got home yesterday, I said, how was

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Speaker 6: your day? It's like this guttural prime evils.

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Speaker 5: So you get the grunting, you get have you got

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Speaker 5: the door slamming now as well?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I haven't got the door slam door slamming?

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Speaker 4: And then it's the other thing of it was so

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Speaker 4: you just weird?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You like, I'm an adult. It doesn't bother me anymore.

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Speaker 5: You're saying I'm weird. Have you seen my life? I

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Speaker 5: own my weird It pays for everything, the house, to car,

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Speaker 4: I'm a professional weirdo.

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Speaker 5: That is is like, that's like manner from the heavy

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Speaker 5: to me like, yeah, and you're weird.

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Speaker 4: We're all weird, but they do Oh it's just so weird.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, what you're doing. It's so weird.

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Speaker 6: It's just so judgy, aren't they. But it makes you

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Speaker 6: feel really awkward though, rio because it's you don't sort

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Speaker 6: of know how to respond when they just give you

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Speaker 6: like the you're like talking to a war Well, what

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Speaker 6: do you do, Christian? I just sort of pretend like

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Speaker 6: I keep like an upbeat sort of attitude. Okay, Oh

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Speaker 6: that's good. And how is this tell.

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Speaker 4: You what I do? In all serious? Is right?

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Speaker 5: This is the way I would The number one thing

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Speaker 5: that's got me through being a down to two teenage

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Speaker 5: call it ropo dope, where he would just he'd be

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Speaker 5: and then the energy would change.

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Speaker 4: Right. That's what it's like with teenagers.

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Speaker 5: If you resist that four song, they kind of like

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Speaker 4: They've got more energy than you've got to have her

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Speaker 5: Just simply hungry, so what I would do is just

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Speaker 5: don't say anything. I'd go okay, and then go and

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Speaker 5: get some snacks, and they don't even go thank you.

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Speaker 5: The amount of times I'm knock on the door and

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Speaker 4: I'm moving away from the door. I'm not coming in.

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Speaker 5: The biscuits are out here, but most of the time

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Speaker 5: they're just hungry.

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Speaker 4: And also, do you know what it's like going into teens.

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Speaker 5: Big emotions and energy and physical change. You actually don't

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Speaker 5: even know how to describe what's going on. So you'll

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, You're the first point of call.

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Speaker 4: So I'm just gonna get a photo, mamad Earli just

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Speaker 4: soak up a postion on the ropes and snacks. Patsy

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Speaker 4: Snacks is the way through having teenager.

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Speaker 5: So perhats what You've got a door Too's just about

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Speaker 5: to a year away from becoming a teenager. I'm at

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Speaker 5: a different part of it. We're literally in the week now,

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Speaker 5: what's the last couple of days countdown before we take

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Speaker 5: Ruby away to university in Camber in.

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Speaker 4: Another states, another states. When shore you get your kids,

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Speaker 4: that's going here in Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: All the great unis our daughters has obviously gonscrew that

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Speaker 5: I need. There needs to be hours between me and

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Speaker 5: these people. They've done their bit. Thank you for your service.

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Speaker 4: I'm done now, I'm six seven hours away.

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Speaker 5: So it's amazing how she literally has been accumulating stuff

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Speaker 5: and we've been building up a stop part of the

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Speaker 5: driving their Friday and then dropping off of the weekend

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Speaker 5: and then all four of us are going her younger sister,

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Speaker 5: my wife and I and.

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Speaker 4: Then three of us will leave Sunday. It's so weird

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Speaker 4: you can't even surreal doesn't even sum it up because

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Speaker 4: obviously you've been they've been a big part of your life,

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Speaker 4: well for eighteen and a half years. They're sudden he's

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Speaker 5: So anyway, we'll stop piling what it takes to start

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Speaker 5: and you life, which you never think about because all

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Speaker 5: we like your kitchen utensils. Because she's in South catering

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Speaker 5: it's even stuff like yesterday she was like, oh, Dura

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Speaker 5: comes shopping with him. At the moment, I'm saying yes

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Speaker 5: get the Yesterday it was like, can we go and

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Speaker 5: get a whisk like a hand blend? And I'm thinking

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Speaker 5: it's hardly cooked. It was just like instant. I lived

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Speaker 4: Noodles for three years, getting a whisk out or a

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Speaker 5: And then I realized why we were really going shopping

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Speaker 5: because I am a soft touch.

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Speaker 4: With a credit card. Suddenly it was oh, I need

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Speaker 4: a hair dryer, okay, right, and then something called hair straighteners.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Oh my god, I thought about fifty bucks.

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Speaker 5: Why our hair straighteners so expensive?

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Speaker 4: What technology is in them?

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Speaker 6: No, boy, she's got unrule here like me. It's got

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Speaker 5: I couldn't believe I came back in yesterday I'd gone

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Speaker 4: And my wife was like, oh my god, Chris, you sucker.

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Speaker 4: Have you learned nothing? And I went to I didn't

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Speaker 4: even know what was happening. I didn't eve see it coming.

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Speaker 5: Time now for the time waste extra time. This week

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Speaker 5: is thank You Mechanic Week. Yesterday Rio found out some

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Speaker 5: facts that, sadly, the top five least trustworthy professions were

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Speaker 5: the humble mechanics. Our mechanics, not my mechanics, other people's mechanics,

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Speaker 5: a gold You're on the trustworthy feud. I trusted with

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Speaker 5: on the Triple A mechanics.

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Speaker 4: These are not good people. I said too much to Balas.

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Speaker 5: This out ringo has found the top five most trustworthy professions.

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Speaker 5: DJ's not in there, sad they must have been just

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Speaker 5: Nan and number five.

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Speaker 4: Least trustworthy post office workers. Ah, surely not.

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Speaker 5: You've give them the parcel when the twenty bucks to

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Speaker 4: Why they least trustworthy?

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Speaker 8: These are the most trustworthy?

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Speaker 5: Most trustworthy post office workers, dentists, pilots, I'd have that

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Speaker 5: I'm going to take you at your word. Please don't lie.

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Speaker 5: High school teachers. And at number one, most trustworthy profession doctors.

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Speaker 5: the hood. They're not into her. They're actually under the hood.

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Speaker 4: Dude, where's my car? Moretta?

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Speaker 8: What's a carboretta?

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Speaker 5: The car Yeah, it's vital for the cars part of

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Speaker 3: Western Front.

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Speaker 4: Gold plus, very very good. Have you seen that movie too? Sad?

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Speaker 4: It's brilliant.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, sitting next to dad on the way to work.

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Speaker 9: He writes you hard, everything you'd expect working with your dad.

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Speaker 5: All right, bye, Lisa, Lisa live in the passenger seat

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Speaker 12: We're glad to pick up our teck and laid your second.

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Speaker 7: Load of pastor boards.

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Speaker 4: Collecting them? From? Fun with this? Collect pastor boards?

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Speaker 7: That's my beautiful husband Corey Morning Corey?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fumes from the plaster boards? Alight, let Lisa Corey

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm going to the airport.

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Speaker 4: How many years the anniversary thirty three years? Thirty great?

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Speaker 4: Today's show. It's stacked, It's yoked.

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Speaker 16: So he's look all sad he'd come back, but then

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Speaker 16: one night he looked.

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Speaker 5: Didn't put me back on the hills.

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Speaker 15: I went out to the city one night is doing

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Speaker 15: a gear and I got a text message on my

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Speaker 15: phone from a random number that was like, hey, we

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Speaker 15: have your dog, Earl. We found him at Collingwood station,

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Speaker 15: please call me. And this is very strange because the past,

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Speaker 15: I mean, there's two reasons. That's very strange.

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Speaker 16: So apparently he had got on the train at food Spray.

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Speaker 4: Only do frame.

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Speaker 16: And I've never seen a dog so depressed as when

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Speaker 16: I went.

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Speaker 4: And st story we've had on the show.

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Speaker 8: This is what.

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Speaker 16: He's got a good life?

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Speaker 4: Now? Is he gone to the Rainbow Bridge? Yeah?

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Speaker 16: Maybe I think he.

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Speaker 5: Faked his own death. Dog Shank redemn ship all right,

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Speaker 5: So shortest time only that really is the darkest story ever.

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Speaker 5: I know how the Hills always been in a perry.

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Speaker 8: Meanest owner, the shortest collection.

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Speaker 17: Saddest pets we're looking for today, the big book of

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Speaker 17: this Aspect's worst dog Owner for shortest time owning something

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Speaker 17: and longest time a pet went missing and then came back.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: I remember a friend of mine a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 5: He took his car and he had a stick shift,

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Speaker 5: and he was driving on all of a sudden, he

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Speaker 5: just couldn't get into fifth gear. There was something when

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Speaker 5: he went to move it over to put it into

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Speaker 5: fifth gear, he just couldn't. He took it into the garage,

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Speaker 5: He got a phone call about ten minutes later and

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Speaker 5: that do you have a cat? It was like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: some big old fat cat. He goes, it's sleeping under

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Speaker 5: the bottot of your calath right on top of the

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Speaker 5: bit where fifth gear tries to go in, and the

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Speaker 5: cat keet kicking it away before like going off trying

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Speaker 5: to sleep in this nice warm engine block. All right,

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Speaker 5: So those are the two catgories this morning, shortest time

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Speaker 5: you owned something and longest time a pet went just

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Speaker 5: went went missing and then came back. Nine four four

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Speaker 5: one four three Jules, good morning, more than guys.

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Speaker 10: When I was around ten years old, I got a

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Speaker 10: little black on white TV for my tenth birthday and

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Speaker 10: got up in the morning and my parents gave to me.

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Speaker 10: All excited, went off to school, couldn't wait to get home.

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Speaker 10: I get home, plugging the TV, switch it on. This

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Speaker 10: says great, watched it. A couple of minutes of TV.

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Speaker 10: Went to do something in my room. I tripped over

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Speaker 10: the court, the TV hit the floor.

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Speaker 5: Bank on no, no, no, A brief taste of how

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Speaker 5: it could be.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's heartbreaking, jells. So a couple of minutes TV.

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Speaker 4: That was it.

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Speaker 10: That was in two minutes, I reckon to.

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Speaker 3: Betts, never had had the TV at all, because then

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Speaker 3: you've got a taste of the good life, and then.

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Speaker 9: Lay it was a good life.

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Speaker 10: I can't remember what I watch. It would have been maybe

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Speaker 10: something like Brady Bunch or Killigans, something like that.

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Speaker 5: And was it one of those big old TVs you

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Speaker 5: know they have the big old backside.

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Speaker 10: They used to TV, you know, tiny tiny thing black

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Speaker 10: and white.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my first TV was black and white. People now,

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Speaker 4: even young Rio here shocked that we had that was

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Speaker 4: actually black and white TV. I remember when color TV.

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Speaker 5: There was only one house in our street when I

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Speaker 5: was a lot younger that had a color TV, and

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Speaker 5: people would actually go around to their house to watch

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Speaker 5: color TV. Do you know it was a big thing

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Speaker 5: when it went over Thine.

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Speaker 8: That was just like our grandparents.

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Speaker 4: I saw that long ago. All right, jokes, thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. You call me. I have a good day,

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Lloyd. Good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Lloyd. Welcome to the show. So disappearing and

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Speaker 5: then reappearing.

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Speaker 7: Pets, Yeah, I got we had a cat. My wife

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Speaker 7: and I had a cat when we were first married,

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Speaker 7: and we had this cat for about three years and

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Speaker 7: then the first child came along and after the six

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Speaker 7: months after the baby was born, it just disappeared. Now

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Speaker 7: it was fairly distinctive. It was gray with four white feet,

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Speaker 7: and we sort of gave it up after a bit

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Speaker 7: six months, thought I won't be coming back. And then

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Speaker 7: about three years later my brother rang me and said,

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Speaker 7: do you remember that cat you used to have with

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Speaker 7: the four white sweet I said yeah.

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Speaker 9: I said, well why and.

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Speaker 7: He said, well, I think it's living down at the

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Speaker 7: local chicken shop.

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Speaker 5: Then living the large life, isn't he down at the

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Speaker 5: chicken shop?

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Speaker 7: I said, you're joking. So I went down and spoke

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Speaker 7: with the guy and asked him if he if the

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Speaker 7: cat was there, and he said yeah. He said, it's

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Speaker 7: been here forever at the last eight he said, he

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Speaker 7: turned up about this time every night he goes as

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Speaker 7: a better effect. There he is sitting at the front

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Speaker 7: waiting for.

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Speaker 5: His you know, oh my word, the most loyal customer

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Speaker 5: a chicken.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So did you take him home?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? We took it home and it hung around for

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Speaker 7: about another six months or so and until he got

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Speaker 7: sick of the two year old child pulling its tail,

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Speaker 7: and it disappeared.

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Speaker 12: Cho I did go down and.

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Speaker 7: Overlook as if it was there, but it wasn't there.

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Speaker 5: I was hiding behind the beach like a bin lid

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Speaker 5: over him. Yeah, Lloyd, that's a really funny story.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much for giving us a call. Mate,

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Speaker 4: have a good day.

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Speaker 7: Oh problem, Christian, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: Thank you all right, Keith is coming there? Great?

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Speaker 5: Then short at time you own something like jewels and

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Speaker 5: just a precious few minute or two of TV before

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Speaker 5: breaking his black and white TV and disappearing and reappearing pets.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast got Victoria on the line.

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Speaker 12: Hi, Christian, how are you.

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Speaker 4: I'm good, Victoria. You sound up and lively, which is great.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much to give us a call.

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Speaker 18: You're excited to think to you. I'm a big fan.

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Speaker 5: I am very excited to listen to you, Victoria. So,

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Speaker 5: missing pet and then it came back.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 18: So basically, I'm a vet nurse and someone bought in

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Speaker 18: a cat a a clinic and was like, oh, it's

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Speaker 18: been hanging around her house for like a week. We'll

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Speaker 18: bring it in to scan the microchip. When we scanned

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Speaker 18: the microchip, we call the owner. I did have an

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Speaker 18: owner and she was like, that's weird. I just saw

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Speaker 18: my cat like five seconds ago. But okay, I'll get him.

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Speaker 18: And then she called back AND's like, hang on, my

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Speaker 18: cat's here. Like it wouldn't be his brother that went

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Speaker 18: missing like eight years ago from a cattery when we

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Speaker 18: boarded them together as baby and yeah, it turned out

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Speaker 18: it was his little brother and just like he was

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Speaker 18: so depressed for like ages because they're really bonded hair. Yeah,

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Speaker 18: so they got reunited.

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Speaker 12: It was pretty cute.

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Speaker 18: She sent like pictures of them as a kitten cuddling

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Speaker 18: and then pretty much immediately they're cuddling again.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is just a story the world

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Speaker 4: needs right now.

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Speaker 12: I know we're all a bit teary.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's such a lovely story. Thank you very much

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Speaker 4: for shaming up with us as one of it too.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: This week, we have one hundred and thirty six billboards.

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Speaker 5: We can change the message within a couple of minutes,

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Speaker 5: which is what we're going to be doing ntil the

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Speaker 5: next ten minutes of the show. The message we got

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Speaker 5: yesterday from Olivia. Olivia called us yesterday asking for control

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Speaker 5: of the billboards, and yesterday was her eighth wedding anniversuit.

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Speaker 5: She got up nothing. There was just dirty plates in

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Speaker 5: the sink and not even a kiss goodbye from Paul,

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Speaker 5: her husband of eight years. So she wanted the message

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Speaker 5: up there obviously and a rio.

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Speaker 4: What did it?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 4: In fact it still says right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still up the very ominous darl and Paul.

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Speaker 3: Have you forgotten something? Waiting patiently Olivia.

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Speaker 4: We heard from Paul l after the show yesterday.

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Speaker 14: Hi Christian Paul from the billboard here. I've got the

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Speaker 14: message loud and clear. I've dropped the ball on this one,

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Speaker 14: and I'm gonna do my utmost to make it up

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Speaker 14: to Olivia tonight with flowers and chocolates to dinner. I

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Speaker 14: don't normally forget these type of things, but I'll let

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Speaker 14: this one through.

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Speaker 4: Who slipped through the keeper?

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Speaker 14: So sorry everybody.

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Speaker 4: Tony, you're only eight years into it. What are you

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Speaker 4: gonna be when you know? A ten on the way?

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Speaker 4: All right, So line's up. But now nine four one

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Speaker 4: four one oh four three you and control the billboards

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Speaker 4: of Melbourne. What do you want to say? Somebody?

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Speaker 5: Is this from Simon Robbins, I'd know the billboard to say,

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Speaker 5: please wash hands in public.

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Speaker 4: We've known about the nanny state. This happened a few times.

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Speaker 4: I'm washing my hands, someone goes down with a loop

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Speaker 4: and a number two walks straight out of the door

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Speaker 4: using a handle. I now have to touch. Take it

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Speaker 4: to Neil Mitchell.

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Speaker 5: I do like this one from Kevin Hartley. Everyone is

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Speaker 5: fighting a battle you know nothing about.

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Speaker 4: Be kind. It's a loveliness that Kevin Harley has been

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Speaker 4: a psychiatric nurse for twenty eight years, wants to share

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Speaker 4: that everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

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Speaker 4: Be kind, lovely wisdom. They're Kevin and they're completely different.

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Speaker 4: Sophie Baker, get this one every day. Please put on

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Speaker 4: the billboard. Help I'm stuck in the billboard, Patsy, please

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Speaker 4: be with pat Even better if you do it on

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Speaker 4: a Friday, create some chaos over the weekend. Oh, they're

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Speaker 4: gonna have like the firefighters up there and henicopter circling it.

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Speaker 4: Okayos today on the opeon human being stuck in the billboards?

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Speaker 4: Hunked all right?

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Speaker 5: So known for one four one four three? What would

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Speaker 5: you want to say on the billboards this morning? And

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Speaker 5: we'll change it?

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Speaker 4: Marina, good morning, Hello Christian, Hello, Marina.

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Speaker 5: What would you like to say on one hundred and

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Speaker 5: thirty six billboards today?

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Speaker 13: I'd like to say, Harry reply to your mother's text.

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Speaker 4: How long is Harry not applied to your text? Marina?

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Speaker 13: Well, first of all, i'd like to say I can't

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Speaker 13: take him every day, and I can't text him every week.

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Speaker 13: But I texted him last Friday night and then again

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Speaker 13: on Saturday. Nothing and I'm still waiting, still waiting.

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Speaker 4: That is awful. It's Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 13: How old is he twenty three?

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Speaker 4: Twenty three? And does he live out of home? Now?

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Speaker 13: Yes, he moved there just before Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I hope this is what I've got to come.

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Speaker 5: My daughter moves out this weekend. I can stand the

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Speaker 5: thought of that. Days and days no reply to your messages?

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Speaker 13: No, Well, I'd ask him did he want to go

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Speaker 13: out for dinner on Thursday night to a pizza restaurant?

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Speaker 13: But I didn't say i'd pay, so.

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Speaker 4: That might be a problem.

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Speaker 5: Text him back now, saying it's on me. You'll get

671
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Speaker 5: a reply quick, sharpish.

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Speaker 13: I think it will exactly. That's what I need to do,

673
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 13: otherwise I'll be ordering dessert by the time he calls.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, Marina, it might be you keep these coming.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Putting the Kids back and control of the boards again tomorrow.

677
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Speaker 5: But right now, what do you want to say on

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Speaker 5: nine four one four one o four three. We're going

679
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Speaker 5: to pick a winner in the next minute or two

680
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Speaker 5: and change them.

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Speaker 4: Kylie, come on him morning? All right, Kylie? You like

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Speaker 4: on the billboards.

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Speaker 18: I actually want to peek me back on marine and

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00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 18: billboard and add my son's named Jane Troy to reply

685
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Speaker 18: to my messages?

686
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 4: How many days has the message been unreplied to?

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00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 12: What was that? Sorry?

688
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Speaker 18: How many?

689
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 4: How many days has it been since you heard from him?

690
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 12: I don't know every message. I never get a reply back.

691
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 12: I usually have to ring him and say did you

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00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 12: get my message?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 5: All right, Kylie, it might be you stay there. Let's

695
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 5: go to Cassie. Good morning, Cassie.

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Speaker 12: Ah h, I don't how are you?

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00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 5: We're good, Cassie. So what would you love to say

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00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 5: on the billboard?

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00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 12: Find me a date?

700
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 4: Just find me a date? So what's what's what's the story, Cassie.

701
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 12: I'm forty seven years vote I've been single. I was

702
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 12: saying three years, but I've just worked about four years,

703
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 12: tried all the dating apps, and I still find.

704
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 13: Myself all alone on a Saturday night. We got a date?

705
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 5: That's awful and do you want me asking how old

706
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 5: are you? Some of the kind of age to me

707
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 5: and Patsy.

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Speaker 12: I'm forty seven right, okay, birthday week.

709
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Speaker 4: We've got to find you a date? And so exhausting

710
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 4: using the apps, very exhausting.

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00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 12: Yes, there's many stories that most happy repeated and radio.

712
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,479
Speaker 5: I sure, how would you just sum them up though

713
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 5: in a radio friendly way? Too many creeps?

714
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Speaker 12: A look, creeps. There's been a few good a few.

715
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 5: Good guys, movie and work at the moment, a few

716
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 5: good men, few good creeps.

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Speaker 4: All right, So.

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Speaker 5: You're looking for a week out from Valentine's Day, You're

719
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Speaker 5: looking for what do you want the poster to say?

720
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 5: Because you don't want to appear too keane, but you

721
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Speaker 5: want to be confident and honest because you know you

722
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Speaker 5: never know who's going to be driving around today. Who

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Speaker 5: could be a forty something? Do you want it to

724
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Speaker 5: be someone the same kind of age? Cat's agree a

725
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Speaker 5: forty something?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, forty something else? Yeah? So yeah, f fine? Is

728
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Speaker 12: that too key? Findt it does have a.

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Speaker 8: Little bit of Ye, we need to play it cool

730
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Speaker 8: a little bit. It's a bit too came.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and don't forget Cassie. You'll know this more than

732
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Speaker 5: anybody else. Men can be startled very easily. Easily do

733
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Speaker 5: you need to camouflage at all?

734
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Speaker 4: Okay, then lure them in.

735
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 12: So it could set off with saying, forty seven year old, yeah.

736
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Speaker 2: Seeking prince charming?

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Speaker 8: What about that?

738
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Speaker 4: We're not in the old.

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Speaker 13: I don't need to be say that's prince charming, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, pass was just man splaining there.

741
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Speaker 8: A forty seven year old.

742
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, A smiley forty something.

743
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Speaker 12: Smile, I'm always smiling.

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00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 4: Lead with that.

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Speaker 5: A smiley forty something looking for what do you want?

746
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 5: A dinner mate, a dinner date? Yes, so, smiley forty

747
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 5: something looking for a dinner date, a dinner date. No creeps, brackets, yes,

748
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 5: because you can't say no time waste.

749
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Speaker 4: She's not looking at a car. And then you will

750
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Speaker 4: say to put though you need something in there about

751
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 4: who you're looking for? A forty something? You're old man, it's.

752
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 12: Not a smoker.

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00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: The no smokers.

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Speaker 4: No smoker, must have dogs, must have doors. At the

755
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 4: moment up to let's not go backward, Sir Perry's sad

756
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 4: story half ago. All right, so we need to crunch

757
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 4: all this down. What about Yeah? Sorry, Patter you go?

758
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 2: Can we go seeking dot dot? Forty something man?

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00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 4: That's good?

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00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 2: This is good, this is seeking? Are you typing ray over?

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00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 4: Yeah?

762
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 8: Type? Do you know that Patty had such power?

763
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 4: Yeah? She does when she says type. We just typed.

764
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 6: Seeking dot dot?

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00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 4: Got it?

766
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 3: Yep dot?

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00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: What are we saying? Forty something man?

768
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: I'm going to take away the ellipses because they look creepy. Okay,

769
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 3: seeking forty something man for dinner?

770
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 2: Date, for date, and then your name. That's all we need,

771
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 2: isn't it? Keep it simple? Straight to the point.

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Speaker 5: Can I just post an alternative one? Patsy and Cassie,

773
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 5: what do you think about this? I am a forty

774
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 5: seven year old smiley woman. You're a forty something man

775
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 5: looking for a dinner date.

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00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 12: Oh that sounds really good.

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00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 4: And McCarthy are here in one person channeling through me

778
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 4: right now? Guys, that's quite elegant.

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00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 8: Can you say it again?

780
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 3: Sure?

781
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 4: Okay, I am a forty seven year old smiley woman.

782
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 3: Seven year old smiley woman.

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00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 5: Yes, you're a forty something man. Looking for a dinner date.

784
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 4: I like it, looking for dinner date, Cassie. Are you

785
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 4: happy with that?

786
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 12: Smiley as well? I don't want to go out with

787
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 12: a rumpy person.

788
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 4: No, exactly, all right, So shall we looking for Smiley

789
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,720
Speaker 4: looking for Smiley?

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00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 12: Yep, yes, Smiley looking for Smiley.

791
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 5: Okay, so that's nice new TV show, Smiley looking for Smiley.

792
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 4: I like it. It's a smiling heart.

793
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 5: It's a good thing to go through the world with,

794
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 5: all right, So Rio read it back to Cassie.

795
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 4: What does it say at the moment. We've got to

796
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 4: get this right.

797
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 3: For Cassie, I'm a forty seven year old smiley woman.

798
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 3: You're a forty something man looking for a dinner date.

799
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 4: Smiley man, smiling man, Yeah, smiley.

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00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 3: Smiling mad Smiley looking for a dinner date. Anything else?

801
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 3: That seems pretty nice?

802
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 8: And Cassie, Cassie, yep, that's bold. I like that.

803
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 5: And then you know, we put my phone on the

804
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 5: bottom there. I'll obviously we'll be handling the not.

805
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 4: Customers application inquiry suitors. Yeh. The Prince Charming's out there there,

806
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 4: of course, coming to save you. So we're handling that.

807
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 4: So men, cool.

808
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 8: Christian getting mixed messages.

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00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 4: That's the thing at the weekend. I run call us

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00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 4: now sound suitors cool Christian.

811
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Speaker 3: Suitters call Christian. Well know what that means? Yeah, that

812
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 3: doesn't need anyone. I'm a forty seven year old, smiley woman.

813
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 3: You're a forty something smiley man looking for a dinner date.

814
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 8: Cassie. Suitors brackets. Suitors call Christian.

815
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Speaker 4: How does that look? You're happy with this?

816
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 5: Cassie to go on one hundred and thirty six billboards

817
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 5: in about the next five minutes.

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00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on there.

819
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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's too long.

820
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Speaker 3: Yeah no, yeah, maybe we just do just do the

821
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Speaker 3: forty seven take away.

822
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 8: Suitors call Christian.

823
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, lose that ye all right, Cassie. We're going to

824
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 4: make it go live the next couple of minutes.

825
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 12: Oh so yeah.

826
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Speaker 5: I hope we find someone who's as smiley and as

827
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 5: great as you. Okay, fingers crossed, you deserve it, all right,

828
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 5: stay there.

829
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 12: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

831
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 5: Apparently eighty percent of us are at any one time

832
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 5: carrying around a small secret. Literally just a small secret.

833
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 5: So nothing big and horrible, just a small secret. You know,

834
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 5: if I'm honest with you, right, now you know TV

835
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 5: shows that I watch. I'm really into the Last of Us. Okay,

836
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 5: I've already pre ordered the pay per view USC two

837
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 5: eighty four perth this weekend.

838
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 4: However, just as much.

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Speaker 5: As I enjoy those TV shows, also equally enjoying this

840
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 5: is my small secret. Was out with some mates on

841
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 5: Saturday night. We're all swapping TV shows. I didn't volunteer.

842
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 5: I'm also well into, well into new maps.

843
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 8: What's that Maths O'Connell.

844
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 3: You have been on your high horse about maps. I

845
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 3: remember a couple of years ago. Oh it's trash, it's garbage,

846
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 3: just poison for your brain.

847
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 4: What we we become I become Maths.

848
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Speaker 2: It's brilliant.

849
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 4: I love it. It did pray for brontiyeh.

850
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Speaker 2: Pray no right power.

851
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 6: But this is funny. We had this conversation at home

852
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 6: last night. Chris was complaining, you know, he's into Australian

853
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 6: Idol at the moment, loves Kyle and Idol, and we're

854
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 6: like Audrey and I want to watch Maths. He's like,

855
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 6: such trash. I don't believe you watch it. Seriously, you

856
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 6: were blow by blow account of what was happening last year.

857
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: Don't pretend to not like it.

858
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 4: Well, it draws you in.

859
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the drama and they tease you, and

860
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 5: I fall for all the hooks.

861
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 4: You know when they go coming up after the ads.

862
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 4: You don't again me, you don't know me? God Jesus,

863
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 4: how did they find more drama?

864
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 8: Do you watch it with the girls?

865
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Speaker 4: Watch it with the girls.

866
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 5: We all sit on the couch watching it together. You're

867
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Speaker 5: making comments. Last year was talking to Steve vaisad right,

868
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 5: who's a legend of TV himself, and he's also a

869
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 5: closet fan. Right, we're still we're still don'tly me hanging Steve.

870
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 5: I need, I need you to come out of my support.

871
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 5: We were talking about doing a.

872
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 6: Podcast, right, I love this idea.

873
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 5: That went live after. I'm still tempted, Steve, call me

874
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 5: off the show. Two dudes just talking about masks pulling

875
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 5: it all apart. Pray for Bronti, that Jesse and all

876
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 5: his X.

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00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 4: Yeah my god, he just doesn't want to be hurt,

878
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 4: but he's pushing people away anymore.

879
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 5: Secret. It's a small secret, all right? So who else

880
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 5: wants to go on the record with a small secret?

881
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 4: Rio? Have you got one that you carry?

882
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 3: I do have a small secret. On March thirteen, I'm

883
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: going to a concert Carlie Ray Jebson, singer of the

884
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: hit track call Me Maybe.

885
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 4: Get Out, Don't you dare? Don't you dare? Sit on

886
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 4: a fake throne made of Carlie Ray and judge me

887
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 4: about maps. Care is a good soul. Money you're gonna

888
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 4: go and pay? Give a night over tonight?

889
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 3: It was nut cheap as well as I should be

890
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Speaker 3: free one and twenty dollars to see this.

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Speaker 10: Question.

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Speaker 8: Hopefully just plays this a way is what I'm hoping for.

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Speaker 5: Maps, throw shade all over that. All right, what's the

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Speaker 5: more secrets have you got? Don't judge me, don't be

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Speaker 5: toutting at me.

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Speaker 1: Cooling Now the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: That's I Know your Husband aka the word We Love

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Speaker 5: God works for office works. Could he can hold of

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Speaker 5: some new pens?

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Speaker 4: I need these?

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Speaker 5: I love these pentow Ener jail pens. I need the

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Speaker 5: one meal, one black and blue, if possible.

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Speaker 6: Do you think he's a traveling station room.

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Speaker 5: Car the post a four rings, brother Ton of Cartridges.

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Speaker 2: He cops this all the time.

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Speaker 6: So yesterday, right, I was trying to have a nanny

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Speaker 6: nap he was working from home in the afternoon. He

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Speaker 6: was on a zoom call up the other end of

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Speaker 6: the house. I'm trying to have a nap before school

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Speaker 6: pickup time. And the doorbell rings and woke me up,

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Speaker 6: and I thought, is he going to get it? And

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Speaker 6: then I thought, oh. I realized he's on a call.

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Speaker 6: He's not going to interrupt his meeting. He's an important meeting.

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Speaker 6: I thought, I'll just I'll leave it. It's probably just the posty.

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Speaker 6: I'll just ignore it. They'll go wait Na just kept

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Speaker 6: ringing and ring.

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Speaker 8: I thought, oh, take the hint.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So I thought, yeah, yeah, I thought it could

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Speaker 6: be really important. I'll get up check it anyway. It

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Speaker 6: was one of our darling l elderly neighbors. Opened the

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Speaker 6: door and he's juggling about six Printer cartridges in his arms,

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Speaker 6: and I said, oh, it is everything okay, And he said, oh,

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Speaker 6: I was just wondering if Chris could come out. I

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Speaker 6: see the cars out the front. He's home because it's

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Speaker 6: all branded.

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Speaker 4: But it's not like a doctor on the call.

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Speaker 2: It's a pop up.

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Speaker 5: I saw an ambus at a neighbor's house. You don't

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Speaker 5: you wouldn't go around the back going those two of you,

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Speaker 5: can you.

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Speaker 4: Either want to have a look at this knee. It's

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Speaker 4: really gammy at them get it off the time.

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Speaker 6: And he said, I've got these printer cartridges. I don't

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Speaker 6: know how to put them in. And I said, oh, look,

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Speaker 6: he's just on a zoom call and I send him over.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, Chris would have loved that.

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Speaker 8: Oh did he want so?

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Speaker 6: Anyway, at the end of his zoom call at the

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Speaker 6: end of the day, he had to pop over and

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Speaker 6: fix it.

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Speaker 2: But he cops it all the time.

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Speaker 6: It's like, just because there's an office works car at

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Speaker 6: the front of our house doesn't mean that we're like

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Speaker 6: an instant pop up or a go to shop.

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Speaker 5: Well it does because you're pimping him out like handling,

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Speaker 5: like bookings. Don't forget you've got nine o'clock over at

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Speaker 5: number fifty two having problems with their welan password to

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Speaker 5: get any renter.

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Speaker 8: Hooked up on the network, and printers are pa.

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Speaker 4: Yes, absolute night.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all right, let's I reckon other people who

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Speaker 5: have got certain types of jobs. Must be sing with

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Speaker 5: doctors dentists. I'm always being asked either for gig tickets

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Speaker 5: or can I make a playlist and always like could

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Speaker 5: you come and DJ at my mates twenty first, Like

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Speaker 5: I've got nothing better to the weekend than not talk

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Speaker 5: and just play music.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I'd love to do that. I'd love

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Speaker 4: to come round and just DJ for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 8: Pitbulls, some Marine.

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Speaker 5: I met my wife once. They just said, I'll forget

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Speaker 5: this Friday night. You've got to go and dj. It's

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Speaker 5: about ten years ago, the kids' school disco. No, no,

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Speaker 5: it's not my weekend pape direction back to back.

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Speaker 2: I'm always the family.

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Speaker 6: You'reist, Like whenever there's a funeral, it's like, oh you

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Speaker 6: Patrina will do Patrina will do it.

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Speaker 2: She's used to speak.

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Speaker 4: You heard the way she makes Brad News every half

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Speaker 4: an hour?

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Speaker 8: Do you do it in your news voice?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: And my nephew's getting married later in the year and

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Speaker 6: he's hit me up to MC it that's the last

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Speaker 6: thing I want to do.

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Speaker 4: He's called a celebant and I think it's called an

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Speaker 4: MC like MC hammer.

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Speaker 8: In the house.

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Speaker 4: I can't hear you at the back.

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Speaker 6: I couldn't think of anything worse because now I can't relax,

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Speaker 6: Like I'm not going to have fun because I'm effectively working.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, like I want to do a good job of it.

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Speaker 4: You know. And also that means you can't drink right, that's.

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Speaker 8: She's I don't think that's gonna stop.

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Speaker 4: Actually even better? All right?

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Speaker 5: This call this always on call? Who has a job

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Speaker 5: where they're always on call?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Christian, I am constantly on call. I'm a nurse, No

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Speaker 5: explanation needed. Always been asked to have a look at bumps, lumps,

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Speaker 5: and most recently COVID device. That's from Denise Erin. Christian

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Speaker 5: always on call. I work at JB Hi Fi. Actually, Erin,

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Speaker 5: I need charging cable, one of those thick ones and

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Speaker 5: as long as you can like four or five six

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Speaker 5: meters if possible for an iPhone they're always quite short.

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Speaker 2: Can you get four or five meter ones?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Can you?

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Speaker 3: And JB High Fires will good stuff discounts, So if

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Speaker 3: you're getting one for Christian, I can need a new TV.

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Speaker 4: Aaron, can you hook up your favorite? All right, post

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Speaker 4: second favorite show? Come on, have a brother out. Maybe

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Speaker 4: I could put you on a billboard. Hello, inside job

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Speaker 4: road trader. All right, today is National Meat Day. Get

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Speaker 4: your meat on some Meati facts.

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Speaker 5: The pilot of Gemini three, John Young, was reprimanded for

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Speaker 5: trying to smuggle a Cornby sandwich onto the spacecraft.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't it? That is a great story.

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Speaker 5: There is a hostage negotiation strategy called bringing home the Bacon.

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Speaker 5: Were negotiators fried bacon outside of the hostage yard.

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Speaker 4: This is not true?

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Speaker 8: True?

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Speaker 4: Come on, why would they like? There's no way? All right,

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Speaker 4: so we're today. We're looking for your meat bands. Who's

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Speaker 4: on stage at meat Fest? The beef fifty two? Good, silver,

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Speaker 4: limp brisket like it? Will I am well? I have

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Speaker 4: big older Chockey God Saloon, Dion.

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Speaker 8: Sooy silver plus.

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Speaker 5: A little fellow now dressed in purple. Okay, that's right,

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Speaker 5: it's Mince and the Power Generation MEETI Vans real.

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Speaker 3: Band Hoggey Williams is on stage. Sorry Hockey Williams. Yea

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Speaker 3: our rappers. Come on, it's Mincy Elliott. Who's that come

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Speaker 3: on stage?

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Speaker 8: Also? Is it Don bon Jovi? Don Don Don is good?

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Speaker 4: Silvery?

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Speaker 3: And finally it's mister Bombastic himself, Snaggy Snaggy.

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Speaker 4: That's good, You've found the gold. Well done.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Christian can I get in the early for tomorrow's billboard.

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Speaker 5: I think my partner Josh needs to hear this loud

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Speaker 5: and clear on one hundred and thirty six billboards all

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Speaker 5: over Melbourne. Josh, if you fight in the bed one

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Speaker 5: more time, you're on the couch for God's sake.

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Speaker 4: Man my worst. That's from Alice. We're looking for your meat.

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Speaker 4: Man's on National Meat Day. Ari O Beef Wagon, Go

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Speaker 4: gold to start, Cane shank, Sinatra, Oh blue Eyes, Sir,

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Speaker 4: meat's a lot, go Veal diamond, stead of Neil Diamond,

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Speaker 4: Veil diamond.

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Speaker 8: Yes, simple seal, seal silver.

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Speaker 4: Ossi osubuco very high level of meat dishes. There are

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Speaker 4: braised Landing silver plus, crowded, Porterhouse.

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Speaker 5: Silver, Sir, loin a lot, stupid silver, Fleetwood, Big Mac

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Speaker 5: silver plus, wag Goo Goo dolls. That's very good, Kelly

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Speaker 5: Lutt's very good, Arrow Schnitz. Great name for restare, wouldn't it?

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Speaker 5: Jane take about that's great. Bruce Spring lamb Bronze, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Adam lamb chop Yeah, Silver Van quaylon quail.

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Speaker 3: Very good, Yeah quail Yeah, silver plus.

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Speaker 4: So mixed grill a lot. He features a lot today.

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Speaker 4: If you don't normally gets a great night.

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Speaker 8: Too much going on though, Bronze.

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Speaker 4: Not John Farnham, John fresh leg Ham, No Wu Tang

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Speaker 4: snack go.

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Speaker 5: Very good, Chris and I'm just sharing this sheet then

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Speaker 5: eating it. No bronze bos snacks.

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Speaker 4: That's so good. Nity, well done, Robert plant based alternative

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Speaker 4: your corn a word a. Narel Bang's Minage, Oh Silver

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Speaker 4: plas bv Ray Cyrus.

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Speaker 5: And Donny Mutton good Silver, Hunters and Cutlets silver minus.

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Speaker 4: Ribby blind Gold. There were some very very good ones today.

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