1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: How it Buddy my radio WAB from ninety six Air 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: Am to whereever you're listening today. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: This is Clezy and Lisa's podcast. Coming up. 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 3: On the podcast, the premier Rodge Cook joined us. 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: And in contrast, the comedian Jim Jeffries came on. I 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: just said, whatever you want to do. 7 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 4: We took your calls on where you've had to take 8 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 4: shelter and. 9 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: I love your show, reports, story about those Beatles, separate movies, 10 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: One Project, Unreal. 11 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 2: There, One Percent Club. 12 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 4: It returns seven thirty tonight on Channel seven and it's host, 13 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 4: comedian and host Jim Jeffries is with us. 14 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 2: Good morning, Jim, Jim, good morning. 15 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 5: Thank you for having me, Thank you for having me. 16 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 5: I'm very happy to be here. A big fan of Perth. 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,639 Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Perth. Yes, I'm trying to get the North 18 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,479 Speaker 5: Sinny Bears to. 19 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 6: Move to Perth. Oh, I'm all Perth up. 20 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 2: Keep working on it. It's Wednesdays. 21 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: I might be like Wednesday night comedy Night at the 22 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: Brass Monkey. 23 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 2: You can do that again. Oh yeah, that. 24 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 5: Was my gig man Wednesday Night the Brass Monkey, and 25 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 5: they'd pay I think eighty Australian dollars and I was 26 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 5: bloody happy to have a right gigs. I met a 27 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 5: comedian called Gary Who, who was a big comic at 28 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 5: the time, and Gary who did the Brass Monkey, and 29 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,759 Speaker 5: I did it with him, and then afterwards he went, do. 30 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 6: You want to go do all the gold mining towns? 31 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 5: And so I went out to like Calgooley and all 32 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 5: that with him and I quit Universe. I quit university 33 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 5: that day. I got in the car with him and thought, oh, 34 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 5: that's a better opportunity. And I went out and you know, 35 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 5: you know, how would I love about bluddy that the towns, 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 5: the country towns in Australia. 37 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 6: You go out to a real rough bar. 38 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 5: In Calgooley and there'll be a topless woman behind the bar, 39 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 5: a skimpy that's. 40 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 2: A distinctly Australian thing. 41 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 6: It's not a strip club, it's not anything. 42 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 5: It's just a topless woman that stands behind the bar 43 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 5: and paus point pints. I don't you can think to myself, 44 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 5: why do we do that? And I figured it out 45 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 5: because without her it's a gay bar. 46 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 6: Without her, without the. 47 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 5: Breast being in the corner, it's just a whole lot 48 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 5: of cowboys standing around. So it was a nice little 49 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 5: bit of Australian A big fan of course. 50 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 4: Of course it legitimizes it. You know you can get 51 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 4: your hair cut by a topless woman as well. 52 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm thinking about that. 53 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 4: The eye levelness when you're getting your bed, she'd. 54 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,679 Speaker 2: Be in the chair, you'd be in the chance she'd. 55 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,079 Speaker 6: Be behind you. 56 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 5: Well, you have to keep and you're not allowed to 57 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 5: turn your head because you have to keep your head still. 58 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 6: You wouldn't be able to see anything. That's a terrible idea. 59 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 5: You know what the best thing is, the best thing 60 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 5: would be to cut a topless woman's hair. 61 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 6: That way you get something and you get right. That's that. 62 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's my business idea trademark there, my sister's trademark 63 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 5: that mate, make sure my ideas. 64 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 2: Before it get the copy. 65 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 4: Right now, we want to talk about the one percent club. 66 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,799 Speaker 4: It's about logic and common sense. Do you find, Jim 67 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,519 Speaker 4: that common sense is something you either have or you don't, 68 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 4: or you might have it in degrees. 69 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 5: I think you have it in degree, and I think 70 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,959 Speaker 5: you have it for certain subjects and not for other things. 71 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 2: I'm hopeless at the one percent club. 72 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 5: I always feel mean that I'm ripping into the people 73 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 5: who are getting the questions wrong because I. 74 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 6: Very rarely make it over the fifty percent question. 75 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 5: And I've been told the questions before we go on air, 76 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 5: and I still can't figure them out. 77 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 6: So I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that well. 78 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 5: And I've got like lots of friends that I'm like, hey, 79 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 5: you should come on the show or whatever, and people 80 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 5: get very scared. Or we were even talking about the 81 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 5: idea of maybe having a celebrity episode. The audience was 82 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 5: you know, I said, what about that for an idea? 83 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 5: And we looked into it, and people don't want to 84 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 5: come on because they're worried about done. That's the That's 85 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 5: the brilliant thing about the one percent club. It doesn't 86 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 5: it's not about what you know, it's how you think, right, 87 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 5: So so look, look, dumbs, dumb, stupid, stupid, smart, smart, I. 88 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 3: Stupid is I don't want to find out I'm an idiot? 89 00:03:58,880 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 7: You know? 90 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 3: But if I did an IQ test. 91 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 6: Ah, yeah, but if you pay for an IQ test, 92 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 6: you're already an idiot. That's the way to. 93 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 7: A line. 94 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 6: And they asked for ten bucks. That's already answered that question. 95 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: That's riple bug getting your tea leaves, but I reckon Jim, 96 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 1: he may do you. Sometimes I wonder at how people 97 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 1: can function on a day to day basis when you 98 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 1: hear some of the answers that they be fourced. 99 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 6: Well, I look okay. 100 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 5: So I had my IQ done when I was like 101 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 5: a kid, I had attention Dev's order, and then I 102 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 5: had an autism test unless I was other, they did 103 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,359 Speaker 5: my They did my IQ, and I was over one 104 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 5: hundred and twenty right, And I feel stupid every day. Well, 105 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 5: you know, they reckon the average IQ of a human 106 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 5: is one hundred, and they reckon that one in fifty 107 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 5: percent of the population as an IQ under ninety. If 108 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 5: you took thirty IQ points every day, I feel stupid 109 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 5: every day someone says something and I'm not computing it 110 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 5: at all. I'm just like, if you took it, like 111 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 5: a quarter of my brain out and just ripped it away. 112 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 6: I'd be a moron. That's half the population. So that's 113 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 6: why this quiz is so good. 114 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 5: If we don't have those, if we just had a 115 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 5: room for a smart people, that show would be hopeless. 116 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 5: I think about the one percent club is you get 117 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 5: to watch it and go I was smarter than that. 118 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 2: Blake. 119 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,600 Speaker 5: And that's me I'm talking about, not even the contestants, 120 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 5: because if you watch me read out the question, oh geez, 121 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 5: there's some clunky reads in there. I've already practiced it 122 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 5: before I come out. I'm so dyslexic. I can't host 123 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 5: the chase up on the chase. 124 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 2: I can't do the. 125 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 6: Chase because the chase has a speed round. I'd never 126 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 6: get through it. I'd be like what race horse was 127 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 6: that passed? 128 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 2: Meant to pass? 129 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 4: We were talking before about how you when you lived 130 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:50,479 Speaker 4: in Perth, you went to Whopper. You were studying musical 131 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 4: theater at Whopper. Are there any what would have been 132 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 4: the dream musical theater parts you would have loved to 133 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 4: have had a. 134 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,839 Speaker 5: Back in the day, I would have liked to have 135 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 5: played the woman in Miss Side Gone. 136 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 6: But it gets beautiful now you can't do those? 137 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Or can you? It's gone for the circle. 138 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 2: I don't know, Jean. 139 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 3: I can imagine you in Book of Mormon, Brother Jim. 140 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 6: That doesn't take a lot of dancing. I couldn't anything 141 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 6: like that. 142 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, the elet man, then I reckon, I'd be a 143 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 5: good Fagan. 144 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 6: I reckon steal a bit of stuff Robinhood what a 145 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 6: crook gave away? 146 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 2: Or do all that? 147 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, right, I could do Fagan, I could do and. 148 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 5: What else could I do? I could probably do the 149 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 5: Artful Dodger. If it was a interpretation of the musical 150 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 5: where there was just a forty seven year old man 151 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 5: hanging out with a whole of a ten year old pickpockets, 152 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 5: then I could definitely do that. 153 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 2: Just get canceled pretty quick, I think, I think you're right. 154 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a modern day version, yeah of the musical. 155 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 2: How about how about Oklahoma? Makee did you go there? 156 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 2: Would you do a bit of Hug Jackman and do Oklahoma? 157 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 5: I could do Oklahoma if it changed his name from 158 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 5: Curly to Receding, then I could definitely do the part 159 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 5: of Oklahoma. 160 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 2: Who Judd is dead? 161 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 5: For all the musical theater nerds listening to this right now, 162 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 5: that was a killer joke. 163 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 2: There was great. That was great. He's knocked it out 164 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 2: of the park. Say with the fringe on top. 165 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 4: Let's talk about reviews for a second, because you have 166 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 4: to have a pretty thick skin when you're a comedian, 167 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 4: and in twenty seventeen, the Hollywood Reporter branded you a 168 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 4: great stand up, displaying almost belligerent common sense. 169 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 2: Then two years. 170 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 4: Later The Garden a guardian called you a filthy comic 171 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 4: who show mixed sex and excrement with tedious misogyny. 172 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 5: Ah row, yeah, I'll tell you what that blake. That's 173 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 5: Brian something else. 174 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 6: He's been. 175 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 5: He's been reviewing me for fifteen years and the reviews 176 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 5: have not gotten. 177 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 2: Better every Downhills. 178 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 6: No, there's no one on earth he hates me more 179 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 6: than that man. Yet my pr keeps on giving him 180 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 6: free tickets. 181 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 2: I was going to say, keeps going, John, stop giving 182 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 2: this play tickets. 183 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 5: There's no joke that's about to turn around for this. 184 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 6: Fellow ladies more than that. 185 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 5: But I will take that if you're if you're able 186 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 5: to mix what did he say? 187 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 4: Excrements, sex and excrements mixed with tea. 188 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 5: He mixed sex and excrement excrement together. 189 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 6: He said, my experience, that's how sex goes. 190 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 5: Anyway, that was that was an anal sex joke. I 191 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 5: don't know if with all the listeners music explain it. 192 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 5: If you laughed, I would have bailed out because you 193 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 5: haven't got a camera on. That's deliberatety. 194 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,319 Speaker 6: We're just bewildered. 195 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 2: That guys on the one percent. Actually that's a great idea. 196 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: So that in yeah, yeah, it is a reputation, Jim 197 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: because they producer exec producer did say, have you got 198 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 1: the button ready? 199 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 2: I see what are you talking about? It's Jim? Is 200 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 2: it professional? And I did him swear? Did I jump? 201 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,400 Speaker 2: Has been implications you're good implied. 202 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 6: There's always there's. 203 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 5: Always an editor of the one percent Club that could 204 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 5: go on at eleven o'clock at night. You know, I 205 00:09:23,559 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 5: just do that show and they just edit in what 206 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 5: they can edit in, you know, plate. 207 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 3: A second, you know one percent after dark. 208 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,719 Speaker 2: I tell you what, I tell you what. 209 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 6: It's given me a whole new audience I got. 210 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 5: I got like people in there because the older people 211 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 5: like the quiz shows as well. 212 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 6: So people say, my dad's generation. 213 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 5: My dad's enjoyed because's the first time any of his 214 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 5: mates have known who I am. So I love that. 215 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,319 Speaker 5: You know, I can't walk down the street in a 216 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 5: nursing with their frames of the tennis balls on the end. 217 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 8: Of their very popular you're the man, didn't they we 218 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 8: had a toe ball on a frame or the tennis 219 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 8: ball on it. 220 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 4: Dad always had a tennis ball one. Well, the one 221 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 4: percent Club returns tonight seven point thirty on seven. 222 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,640 Speaker 2: Lovely to chat to you. 223 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: Good the catchap mate, Thanks for having me and we're 224 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: glad that you're really popular with eighty the deads. 225 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:27,079 Speaker 4: Yeah, very nice, Banks, Jim. Still trying to get my 226 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 4: head around the image you gave me this morning of 227 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 4: you on Friday night in the streets of Fremantle last 228 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 4: week and having had a cocktail. Yeah, we had family, 229 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,160 Speaker 4: family over basically three sheets to the wind. 230 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,440 Speaker 1: Look, we were in a beer garden at a Mexican 231 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 1: restaurant in South Terrace. 232 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 3: Because you don't you're not a big biber. 233 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: No, I'm not much of a drinker at all, as 234 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 1: you know least, but I did have a spiced pisco 235 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:54,880 Speaker 1: passion And you say it's money pisco is a I 236 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:58,560 Speaker 1: looked it up. It's a brandy, unaged brandy from Peruvian grape, 237 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: the old Peruvian grapes. Okay, it's also got passion for 238 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 1: it in it and a bit of ster, got some 239 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 1: nice flavors going on, but it's ye. I was, yeah, 240 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 1: I was walking a little strangely after. 241 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 4: That, a little to the left. Well, linguistic researchers. I'm 242 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 4: going to arm you for next time. Linguistic researchers have 243 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 4: discovered that virtually any noun can be transformed into a 244 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 4: drunkenym a cynonym for intoxicated, simply by adding ed at 245 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,160 Speaker 4: the end. 246 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 3: You know schnicker and shugard, trolliad. 247 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 4: We have an astonishing five hundred and forty six words 248 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:36,080 Speaker 4: that are formally defined as meaning drunk, including trolley it, hammered, 249 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 4: wellid and steam pigged. It confirms a theory first suggested 250 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,080 Speaker 4: by the British comedian Michael McIntyre, who said Britons and 251 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,199 Speaker 4: by extension Australians could understand any word as meaning drunk 252 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,320 Speaker 4: if it is preceded by I got completely ahi dot 253 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:56,079 Speaker 4: dot yes. And Professor Christina Sanchez Stockhammer from a university 254 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 4: in Germany thinks this is unique to US and the 255 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 4: Brits because of the way our sentences are constructed in English. 256 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 4: She said, it just couldn't work in other languages. Plus, 257 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 4: it's our sense of you class of course, So do 258 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 4: you want to know? 259 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,440 Speaker 2: Yeah? 260 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 4: What the linguistic researchers found are the most common British 261 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:26,760 Speaker 4: Slash Australian words for drunk, cry tell, bladded, legless, smashed, mullared, pickled, trashed, beviy, cabbage, fuddeled, hammered. 262 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 3: U No, I can't say. Some of those I have 263 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:34,840 Speaker 3: sozzled well, old cottled, clobbered, lambed, leathered, pixelated, schnockered, that's 264 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 3: my favorite. Schnockered, spannard and swift. Oh you had me 265 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 3: pixelated though pistillated. That was when I said should I 266 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,200 Speaker 3: drive home? And Laurie look at me and said, no, 267 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,680 Speaker 3: you've had You've had one. 268 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 4: Sozzled was always popular when I was I remember my 269 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 4: dad referring to either he or others being sozzled. 270 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,959 Speaker 1: And Hammond's beauty because had like they last through the generation. 271 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 3: I do like schnockered. 272 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 2: There's a couple of key ones there. Yeah, if you choose. 273 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 3: Your poison, then choose you. 274 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,439 Speaker 2: Your word you were. Yeah, I'll go, I'll drink that. 275 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,920 Speaker 2: What are you doing on Friday? More more Lisa, more 276 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 2: podcasts soon? 277 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,280 Speaker 4: Well, it's definitely true late to say Happy New Years now, 278 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:22,240 Speaker 4: isn't it? What you always arguing when the statue runs out? 279 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 4: But we haven't seen you yet this year Premier Roger Cooks, 280 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,760 Speaker 4: so Happy New Years. 281 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,760 Speaker 2: No more. Now we're just talking about your Christmas show. 282 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 3: Well that's the last time we saw you. 283 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,839 Speaker 2: Oh okay, So to be back. Its great to be back. Now. 284 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 4: Is there any chance Parliament could pass something blocking any 285 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,079 Speaker 4: more days over forty this summer? 286 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,640 Speaker 2: Because I have had enough. 287 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,240 Speaker 9: Look and in Parliament yesterday you can feel that everyone 288 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,560 Speaker 9: is just over it. 289 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 10: Right. 290 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,559 Speaker 2: This has been such a hot summer. Oh it has. 291 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,560 Speaker 9: The next couple of days will be a little bit 292 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 9: of reprieve. I hope it hangs around, because well, we 293 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 9: all are. 294 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 4: We all are, and you can't. You have a dress 295 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 4: code to adhere to. And I see you on the 296 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,840 Speaker 4: news and everything, and I think, oh my god, it's 297 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,559 Speaker 4: forty five. 298 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,640 Speaker 3: Degrees out there and you're still in a long. 299 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 4: Sleeve shirt and a suit, and it's you know, it's 300 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,560 Speaker 4: not fair. 301 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,920 Speaker 9: Well, I'm trying to get away from wearing the tie 302 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,120 Speaker 9: to every press corson. Yeah, I did this one with 303 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 9: the PM yesterday. So the bosses in town, right, you 304 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 9: dress up, Yeah, put a suit and tie on. It 305 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,800 Speaker 9: was the hottest morning. It's just ridiculous. But I mean, 306 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 9: as I said, hopefully it gets a bit cooler from here. 307 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 9: We're trying to obviously manage the summer, the summer risks, 308 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,120 Speaker 9: the bushfires. 309 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, you saw that. 310 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 9: Horrible incident in Bebro Lake yesterday that was really scary 311 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 9: and Gwella. 312 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,440 Speaker 3: The other night. 313 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 2: I mean it was really close to really scary. 314 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 9: But also but don't forget, you know, while we're suffering 315 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 9: from you know, a heat wave here, fatigue in the 316 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,840 Speaker 9: kimberleieve they've got floods. Yeah, welcome to Western Australia. 317 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 10: Yeah. 318 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,000 Speaker 1: While we said that to the Prime Minister this week 319 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 1: with federal cabinet seating. So you've had a very very 320 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,480 Speaker 1: busy week or so, haven't you. You seem to have 321 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,080 Speaker 1: been everywhere. 322 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 9: It's like having the relatives and talents. Yeah, there was 323 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,320 Speaker 9: so much activity. It was great to have the PM 324 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 9: and his team here the third time that they've come. 325 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 2: Here during this term of government. 326 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 9: The PM has come to Western Australia more time from 327 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 9: the last three pms. 328 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 2: Because your spare room at your place is so nice. 329 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 9: Look, So it's fantastic to have their support and it 330 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 9: was again really pleasing to see the PM just re 331 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 9: emphasize and recommit to our fair share of the GSC 332 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,080 Speaker 9: and we're going to be working together to support our 333 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,480 Speaker 9: nickel industry and the critical minerals. And we had a 334 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:42,239 Speaker 9: couple of great announcements the PM talking about the continuation 335 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 9: of fee free tapes in twenty twenty four. That means 336 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 9: that's so far benefit a round about forty thousand Western Australians. 337 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 9: And in addition to that, we had the great announcement 338 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 9: yesterday for the development of our rent to build to 339 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,880 Speaker 9: rent facility in pr Street in North Perth. Again, just 340 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 9: as much we can do in this housing space is 341 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 9: so important. We want to continue to relieve the pressure 342 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 9: on our housing industry and. 343 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 4: Those two things are kind of connected. That thing is 344 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 4: a great initiative. 345 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 9: Absolutely, we need more carpenters, we need more more electricians. 346 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 2: Great, we build it now. 347 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 3: If you build it, they will come. But we need to. 348 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: Build it building. 349 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 4: You know, you mentioned about the Prime Minister coming really regularly, 350 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 4: more so than historically prime ministers coming to town. We 351 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 4: probably don't want to underestimate just how important it is 352 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 4: to have that opportunity for you, for the government to have, 353 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 4: you know, his side right there in the room with you. 354 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 4: You know, you've got phone, you got zoom, you got 355 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 4: all of that, But it's it is important to catch 356 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,000 Speaker 4: up in real time. 357 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:59,120 Speaker 2: It's all about face time and it's style by actual. 358 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:00,760 Speaker 7: Tech. 359 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 2: But the real. 360 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 9: Strength of this is that his entire team comes to town, 361 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 9: they move through the community, they hear about the problems, 362 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 9: they hear about the aspirations, and because of that we 363 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,960 Speaker 9: have better government as a result. You've also seen today 364 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 9: there will be an announcement around the development of our 365 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:20,560 Speaker 9: naval construction industry in Western Australia, which is part of 366 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 9: our diversified WA strategy. We will be one of the 367 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:30,120 Speaker 9: key construction zones for the building of our new light 368 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:34,360 Speaker 9: frigate fleet. That means thousands of jobs and will continue 369 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,640 Speaker 9: to develop that South metropolitan area where you see our 370 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 9: critical minerals and battery manufacturing industry. You'll see big range 371 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,919 Speaker 9: of personnel going to Rockingham and other parts of the 372 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,120 Speaker 9: southwest corridor of the metropolitan area because that will need 373 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 9: people to help build these. 374 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,359 Speaker 2: Ships for the future. 375 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,200 Speaker 1: Absolutely now, the Attorney General, John Quigley, what a life, 376 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,119 Speaker 1: what a career? Oh wow, I'm already thinking Richard Roxbord 377 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,880 Speaker 1: a playm in the Miniseau. It has been, it has 378 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,639 Speaker 1: been quite quite a career, not without its controversy. 379 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 2: At times, but he's decided he's pulling a pin. 380 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 6: Yeah. 381 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,399 Speaker 9: Look and he said twenty three years in parliament, twenty 382 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,119 Speaker 9: four by the time we get to the next election. 383 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 9: And as as you say, he's a phenomenon and he's 384 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 9: been by far and away the best attorney General we've ever had. 385 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 9: Over sixty pieces of legislation that he's taken through the Parliament. 386 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:26,040 Speaker 9: That includes a voluntary assisted dying legislation which was a 387 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,399 Speaker 9: huge help to me too. He was a great, great 388 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 9: support during COVID nineteen when we're trying to make sure 389 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 9: our borders weren't torn down by people like Clyde Palmer. 390 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 9: He's done some great work in family and domestic violence, 391 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 9: all those areas. 392 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,120 Speaker 2: He's made such a huge impact on. 393 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,160 Speaker 4: The bone issues that went on at the time as well. 394 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 4: You know, the man was not the man had some 395 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,160 Speaker 4: serious health issues. 396 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,120 Speaker 9: This is a guy he's been through cancer. Yes, while 397 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 9: being in parliament. He's done an amazing job. 398 00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 4: He has done an amazing job. Well, we hope the 399 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,199 Speaker 4: next one could be just good. I'm just on a 400 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:05,520 Speaker 4: lighter note. You can't, even though she's not playing here, 401 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,480 Speaker 4: you can't get away from all the talk about Taylor 402 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 4: Swift a. 403 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,880 Speaker 2: Bit of someone who's not in town. 404 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,880 Speaker 3: Like we were talking about all the tenuous links. 405 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 4: I got an email from a dentist this morning asking 406 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 4: if I wanted to do an interview about Taylor Swift's teeth. 407 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:22,320 Speaker 3: Said no, thank. 408 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 4: You, but what the people are loving the concerts and 409 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 4: she's bringing joy to a lot of people. That's fantastic. 410 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 4: What's the best concert you've ever been to? 411 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 7: Oh? 412 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 2: Look, we had Coldplay last year. 413 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,119 Speaker 9: I'm not a huge Coldplay fan, but that was that 414 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,800 Speaker 9: was that was pretty cool. Look I can remember back 415 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 9: is I'm really going to show my age? No, this 416 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:44,760 Speaker 9: is what we want you two at the entertainment. That 417 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,480 Speaker 9: must have been one of the one of the best 418 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 9: Simple minds as well. 419 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,639 Speaker 2: Back then. Simple Minds are in town tonight, Yeah they are. 420 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 9: I don't know if you remember these, but we're probably 421 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,280 Speaker 9: the ninety six FM concerts. Of course, we had Australian 422 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,640 Speaker 9: Cruel moving pictures in the church. They were fantastic nights 423 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:11,040 Speaker 9: because everyone was just really digging concerts. It ends hey, 424 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,439 Speaker 9: but of course, don't forget this week we've got w 425 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 9: W E coming to town. 426 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 2: They land this afternoon. 427 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: They started to start started rolling in the w w 428 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,120 Speaker 1: E wrestlers are about to take over Perth and just like. 429 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,880 Speaker 9: Alone, really show it really just shows what these big 430 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 9: events can do for, you know, enlivening local economies. 431 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:31,920 Speaker 2: Each to their own. 432 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 9: We're going to have people in our pubs and our clubs, Lisa, 433 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:36,920 Speaker 9: there's going to be thousands. 434 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,440 Speaker 4: Of throwing people through tables. 435 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,639 Speaker 9: Loving it, and hundreds of millions of eyeballs will be 436 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,119 Speaker 9: watching Perth for that. That's that's another important part. And 437 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,280 Speaker 9: we continue to promote Perth, Western Australia. So that's an 438 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 9: amazing place to come, even if you're not digging, at 439 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 9: least finish it is. 440 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,160 Speaker 2: The first is just sprute Perth. 441 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,480 Speaker 9: You you know you had a love fest for Hulk 442 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,159 Speaker 9: Hogan and loved. 443 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 2: British No I was watching the love Boat. She was 444 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,680 Speaker 2: more of it. Andre the giant kind of fan. Maybe 445 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 2: Okay the British bulldog go Rock does he do? Is it? Yeah? 446 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 9: He was later on that the people's the Rock is fantastic? 447 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 2: Was he wasn't mister wonderful? 448 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,119 Speaker 4: All right, Well we'll let you go, Thanks for coming 449 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,399 Speaker 4: in today or to see you, and we'll see you 450 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,119 Speaker 4: at the. 451 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 9: W w E taking over perf smacked down with elimination 452 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,720 Speaker 9: Chamber Western. 453 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:45,159 Speaker 1: Australia to say, Jimmy Kerr and simple Mindstone, it's so 454 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,680 Speaker 1: weird walking towards the little studio room the complex we 455 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,560 Speaker 1: have here do here? You start talking at the start 456 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,199 Speaker 1: of the show, going what's it? No, it was what 457 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,920 Speaker 1: wasn't my point of view because you were talking because 458 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:55,679 Speaker 1: I wasn't here. 459 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,640 Speaker 2: I talked too much. 460 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:04,960 Speaker 1: I've never yes, I have, well, I never honest and broadcasting. 461 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,640 Speaker 4: It was a funny story telling me we were talking 462 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 4: too much since the late eighties. 463 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,480 Speaker 2: No, just since the start of the right I'm used 464 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,600 Speaker 2: to it. I've been here three and tells me out 465 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,960 Speaker 2: to talking too much. I've been here three years. Yeah, didn't. 466 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 2: Nanna used to say that. 467 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,919 Speaker 1: And it was just in March twenty twenty one that 468 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,679 Speaker 1: I started saying, you could. 469 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,960 Speaker 4: Talk about you know, I could talk under what my 470 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 4: dad used to love the story about me talking through 471 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,160 Speaker 4: my snore call. 472 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. 473 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,000 Speaker 1: The Olympics are coming up and I want you to 474 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,920 Speaker 1: represent us in Paris and we'll win gold together. 475 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,520 Speaker 4: I'm sure I'll be I'll be bringing back half the 476 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 4: Aifful Tower. 477 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:40,440 Speaker 2: Metals. 478 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,280 Speaker 1: She's hope it doesn't collect said it was metal, bit 479 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: of offcuts, the old metal. 480 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,680 Speaker 2: More crazy more Lisa Poor. 481 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 6: Podcasts soon. 482 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 2: Yesterday. 483 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,360 Speaker 1: Those fires were threatening some really valuable things here in 484 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,200 Speaker 1: our city, weren't they. 485 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 4: Yes, people had to shelter in place, as they say, 486 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 4: people in Coburn Ice Arena and Adventure World Wearrias to 487 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,160 Speaker 4: shelter as a fire burnt out of control in Bibra Lake. 488 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,320 Speaker 4: The Department of Fire and Emergency Services an emergency wanting 489 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,920 Speaker 4: two people in the Ice Arena and Adventure Park around 490 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,800 Speaker 4: four pm. But we want to talk about when you 491 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,120 Speaker 4: had to find shelter. 492 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,479 Speaker 2: Batten down the hatches. How about you? 493 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,359 Speaker 1: You ever had a moment because I remember that big storm. 494 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,600 Speaker 1: When was that big storm twenty ten? Huge, big hailstorm. 495 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 4: I was home safely, fire undercover, thank goodness, by March 496 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:32,879 Speaker 4: twenty second. 497 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 2: It was March twenty two, twenty. It was my birthday. 498 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,399 Speaker 2: There you go, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Do you like 499 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 2: a good storm? 500 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,159 Speaker 3: I didn't ask for that. 501 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,960 Speaker 1: Here are some hailstones the size of cricket balls. Lucky 502 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 1: your car was under cover. Yeah, I was at work, 503 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,320 Speaker 1: but I couldn't leave work at that point in time. 504 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 1: I've been on the air and seeing the purple and 505 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,359 Speaker 1: black sky and going what's going on? But that was 506 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,800 Speaker 1: definitely batten down the hatches and too late to leave. 507 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,120 Speaker 2: She's what there was under people at Adventure World yesterday. 508 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently the the Abyss is still standing and it's 509 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,119 Speaker 1: still abysmal, because it's one of the scariest things I've 510 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,160 Speaker 1: ever been on in my life. That right there was 511 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 1: the rollercaster call the Abyss. If you're ever thinking about 512 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,600 Speaker 1: doing it, don't. 513 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,520 Speaker 4: Does that crash into water or anything water? 514 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,880 Speaker 2: There's no water on that one, Okay No. 515 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 4: And that wave park that they're always talking about, yes, 516 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 4: that meant to be down that way as. 517 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:19,960 Speaker 2: As I know. 518 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 1: Well, they're talking about doing it down down on the 519 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,239 Speaker 1: foreshore down near apple Cross It one stage I got 520 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,119 Speaker 1: voted out and we were asking this morning, when have 521 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 1: you been told to take shelter? 522 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,960 Speaker 2: Tony in Henley Brook? Hello, Hi, how are you good? 523 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 3: You had some fires near you a couple of years ago. 524 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 4: I remember because my brother that way I had to 525 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,960 Speaker 4: leave a key under a front door match he had 526 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,719 Speaker 4: to evacuate. 527 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,280 Speaker 2: Where did you have to shelter? 528 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,760 Speaker 10: I was in Jamaica for a hurricane Bean in two 529 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,439 Speaker 10: thousand and seven, your kiddo, No, it was pretty interesting. 530 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 10: We arrived on the Saturday and on the Sunday they 531 00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:59,080 Speaker 10: had a flockdown in the hotel, corrugated iron on all 532 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,199 Speaker 10: the windows down stairs. We were locked down on the 533 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 10: ground floor. But to be positive about it, free food, 534 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,359 Speaker 10: free drink. I was in a porter coo that was 535 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 10: pretty well covered. Was able to watch. The whole thing 536 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 10: was excellent. 537 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 2: Do you get you make and they make good run there? Yeah, 538 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 2: they do. 539 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,800 Speaker 10: I wasn't. I didn't drink back then. I almost pushed 540 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 10: the drinking. 541 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 2: But yeah, were. 542 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:30,880 Speaker 4: You Jamaica so ber Tody that would come things down. 543 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:36,000 Speaker 10: To, Yeah, there was. Because I was at a conference. 544 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 10: There was people from all over the world, and there 545 00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 10: was quite a few people that are very panicky. I 546 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 10: think one of them over here about hurricanes the wrong. 547 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 2: Place to be. 548 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and especially especially one called Dean that's even scarier. 549 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:58,000 Speaker 4: True true cyclone Glassy didn't sound menacing. 550 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,600 Speaker 2: Enough much fun fun part. 551 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 3: That's like Friday, Johnny, come my. 552 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,480 Speaker 2: Good morning, John, good to day. 553 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,000 Speaker 11: Go out there. 554 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 2: You're going, yeah, good? Where did you have to find shelter? 555 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,879 Speaker 11: Okay, here we're talking nineteen seventy seven. Yeah, we're talking 556 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:17,400 Speaker 11: a year ten school camp on Penguin Island where cyclone 557 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,520 Speaker 11: they'll be decided to. 558 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 2: Come along. 559 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 11: Island. And it was just it was crazy that night. 560 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 11: It was like Ireland was just about three quarters underwater. 561 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,440 Speaker 11: All the dorms were getting flooded. We had to actually 562 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,160 Speaker 11: help the the guy that run the ferry to beach 563 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,159 Speaker 11: the boat because it kept breaking. It's more is that 564 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,240 Speaker 11: kept going chasing. 565 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 10: Wow. 566 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,040 Speaker 12: Yeah, brand is lifting up because I was just of 567 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,280 Speaker 12: course I just would poles. 568 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,159 Speaker 11: Yeah, we've lifted up, lifted up. 569 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,399 Speaker 12: We could see out the window. 570 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,679 Speaker 11: I lifted up about the half the foot off the 571 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,640 Speaker 11: ground with the brand. 572 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 4: I remember cycling so clearly. 573 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 2: I thought the trees were going to uproad. 574 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,240 Speaker 4: I remember being on the phone to my grandmother and 575 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 4: her saying, I did not to show if we meant 576 00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,120 Speaker 4: to be on the phone in a. 577 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 2: Storm like that. 578 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,160 Speaker 11: Yeah. 579 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 1: And you know storms when you think the windows are 580 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,400 Speaker 1: going to blow out, or you thinking ruf might lift 581 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: off there that they're the scary one. They Yeah, and 582 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,720 Speaker 1: that came before they get it in the eye of 583 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,439 Speaker 1: the cyclone and the calm moments. 584 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what's coming. 585 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 4: Thanks John and John, Kathy and Connelly. When did you 586 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 4: have to find shelter? 587 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 2: Hi here? We went to. 588 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,640 Speaker 13: Barley and yeah, we're on the We're on the top 589 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 13: floor of the Double six hotel and leak in and 590 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:39,399 Speaker 13: when Kmill come to the table and I ordered a 591 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,880 Speaker 13: cocktail and we were. 592 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,920 Speaker 14: Sitting by a pool and I was watching the pool 593 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,439 Speaker 14: and it started to splash and I thought. 594 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,120 Speaker 13: There was no one in the pool. What's gone on here? 595 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 14: Anyway, the lady came over with the cocktail and I 596 00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,440 Speaker 14: was watching bringing the cocktail on lave Thursday and looking 597 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 14: for to nice drink with a big table of people, 598 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,880 Speaker 14: and everyone started screaming, and I thought. 599 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,119 Speaker 13: Oh my god, it's the damn earthquake. 600 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 14: So the younger girls at our table got up, was screaming, 601 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 14: and they said, we're coming down the fire escape, you know, 602 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,879 Speaker 14: the stairwell. 603 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,440 Speaker 13: And I thought, oh, I can't do that. My knee stuffed. 604 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 13: So I thought, we're you know what, we're on the 605 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:16,679 Speaker 13: top floor. 606 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,119 Speaker 14: If any if it's an earthquake religious tsunami, you know, 607 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 14: the hotel will probably pancake down. 608 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,000 Speaker 13: We're staying here. So two of the old older ladies 609 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,520 Speaker 13: that were with me, we just like, oh, you know what, 610 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,120 Speaker 13: we're going to stay here. The young one took off 611 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,880 Speaker 13: and went down the stairs. We merged the escape stair well. Anyway, 612 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 13: it's about ten minutes later things quite down. All the 613 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 13: girls came back up and I said, well, what happened? 614 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,120 Speaker 13: She said they would move out because we hadn't paid 615 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:43,480 Speaker 13: the bills. 616 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 2: Oh classic, and you drank their cocktails. I hope you had. 617 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: I hope you had all their frozen margaritas. 618 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,240 Speaker 2: Oh, it's unreal, for real. 619 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 13: It was a beautiful sunset. 620 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:04,040 Speaker 2: And you know what, when was that? Kathy was about 621 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 2: six years ago? 622 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, not long before the Long We were a 623 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 14: few years before that when there was another earth like a. 624 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,160 Speaker 1: Fran No chance of doing a runner if you came 625 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:22,800 Speaker 1: by the bill reckon, Yeah, thank you rocking. 626 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,480 Speaker 2: How are you good yourself? 627 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 10: Yeah? Good? 628 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 2: When if you had to find the bit of shelter, 629 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 2: they Doug In. 630 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,160 Speaker 12: Twenty sixteen, I had to take shelter from my wife. 631 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,160 Speaker 12: I went out and bought a boat with our savings money. 632 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 2: Doug, Yeah, yes, I know, yeah. 633 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 12: I won't mention her name on eggs. I'll probably have 634 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 12: to take shelter again. 635 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,959 Speaker 1: I think you may you're in bore trouble and skipper 636 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 1: on Gilligan's Island. 637 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,040 Speaker 2: Mate, Yes, it's. 638 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,840 Speaker 3: Hilarious with your life savings. 639 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 12: Ah, yes, with our savings, mate. 640 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. Did she end up your wife end up going 641 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,840 Speaker 2: on the boat at all, Doug? 642 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 12: She did, but I ended up having to sell the 643 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,520 Speaker 12: boat so I could come out of shelter talk once later. 644 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ah right, have got a bit of value 645 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 1: out of it for the year. Yeah, yeah, bit of 646 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 1: grief as well, I think. 647 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,320 Speaker 2: Yes, nice story, Doug. 648 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:13,760 Speaker 7: I love that. 649 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,840 Speaker 2: Thanks Y, I'm glad you survived. 650 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,640 Speaker 3: Linda and manjer Good morning morning. What did you have 651 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 3: to do in nineteen ninety nine? 652 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,440 Speaker 7: I just give them birth to our oldest daughter and 653 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 7: cyclone advance through the tiny little chown of Q that 654 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,720 Speaker 7: we were living in. Your husband worked in their minds. 655 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,120 Speaker 7: All the men were trapped out, flooded out at the 656 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 7: mind sight, AUGI wised was stuck in town, so I 657 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,880 Speaker 7: had to go through cyclone dance with a newborn and 658 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,560 Speaker 7: a four year old or by myself. 659 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 2: It was so yeah better was that is scary? 660 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,480 Speaker 7: As the police we did have a bit of a 661 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 7: laugh went around town over the loudspeaker and their car 662 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,600 Speaker 7: stleaming out a red alert. Do not send your children 663 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 7: to school. I don't think anybody is playing. 664 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 1: I don't think anyone education on that day. 665 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 2: The storm was an education in itself. Wow. 666 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,640 Speaker 4: I think I remember people putting up signs and things 667 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 4: that said, you know, you know what you vance. 668 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 2: They bought it up windows. Wow. 669 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 6: Yeah, it was pretty scary. 670 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, especially you know when you got the little 671 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,520 Speaker 1: one with you in. 672 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 7: The Absolutely we spent the night in the bathtub. 673 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,440 Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right. 674 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 3: I don't know why, but no, I'm not quite sure 675 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 3: about that. 676 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,920 Speaker 2: That's what we did. 677 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,040 Speaker 3: Did they think it was an adventure or were they 678 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 3: really scared? 679 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 7: Well, the baby obviously, yeah, Fun was four and he 680 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 7: just thought it was excellent fun camping out. 681 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,720 Speaker 2: Okay. 682 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the bickering earthquake, being in the hallway 683 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,440 Speaker 1: and seeing dad was scared. That's when I got scared, 684 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,479 Speaker 1: when the old man's worried. Yes, that was a long 685 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 1: time ago. 686 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 4: Thanks Linda, not a problem. 687 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,760 Speaker 1: The Sure reports on ninety six a FM. 688 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:03,880 Speaker 3: Okay, so, feature films about each Beatle, John, Paul George 689 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,160 Speaker 3: and Ringo are coming to cinemas in twenty twenty seven, 690 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 3: but it's all sort of part of one. The idea 691 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,640 Speaker 3: for four films has been conceived by Sam Menders, the 692 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,400 Speaker 3: director of sky Fall and American Beauty. They will be 693 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 3: four films told from four different perspectives, telling a single 694 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,520 Speaker 3: story about the most celebrated band of all time. 695 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 2: That's exciting. 696 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,440 Speaker 4: How interesting does that sound? And Sam Mendez, you know 697 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 4: that's some gravitars there, He's good. It was his idea. 698 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,000 Speaker 4: He went to all the families and they all immediately 699 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,960 Speaker 4: granted full life, story and music rights for the projects. 700 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:45,000 Speaker 4: So I think that sounds really really interesting as a concept. 701 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very very cool. 702 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 3: So pencil that in for twenty twenty. 703 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if Get Back was wasn't big enough, boom. 704 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,480 Speaker 4: Sylvester Stallone has a warning for young actors. Don't do 705 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 4: your own stunts. Slys had seven surgeries on his back 706 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,360 Speaker 4: after an injury he suffered on the set of The 707 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,440 Speaker 4: Expendables back in twenty ten. He says, I did some 708 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,080 Speaker 4: stupid stuff. I was directing Expendables and like an idiot, 709 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,400 Speaker 4: I'm doing take ten, Take eleven, take whatever, and I 710 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:17,480 Speaker 4: never recovered. Unfortunate excuse me. Scenes at a Hampshire in 711 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,120 Speaker 4: the UK cinema this week, when children waiting to watch 712 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,000 Speaker 4: a cartoon about ducks were left sobbing in the aisles 713 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,840 Speaker 4: after they were accidentally showed a trailer for a horror film. 714 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,520 Speaker 4: Not they just settled down to watch the very G 715 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:34,040 Speaker 4: rated animated movie Migration, about a family of Mallard ducks 716 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,320 Speaker 4: migrating to Jamaica, when the trailer for the horror flic 717 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,600 Speaker 4: Black Christmas began to play and promptly showed someone being 718 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,080 Speaker 4: stabbed with an icicle. 719 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:43,640 Speaker 12: That is. 720 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:45,600 Speaker 2: Panicked. 721 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,840 Speaker 4: Parents dashed around trying to find staff to turn it off, 722 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,760 Speaker 4: turn and off and off, while others dashed around trying 723 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,720 Speaker 4: to console their horrified children. 724 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 2: That's taking the kids, the Wiggles and Marilyn Manson walters, 725 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:56,880 Speaker 2: it's awful. 726 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,840 Speaker 4: Doesn't that sound like one of those scenes where the 727 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 4: more the parents and I can run around, the more 728 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 4: upset that you're going to get anyway. 729 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,440 Speaker 2: Oh and in. 730 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:10,360 Speaker 4: Today's ridiculously fascical stretch to make something somehow linked to 731 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:15,600 Speaker 4: Taylor Swift, I got an email from a dentist who 732 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,360 Speaker 4: wanted us Claresy to do an interview with him to 733 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 4: talk about Swifty's new Veneers. No, yes, the email's headlines 734 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,839 Speaker 4: said Australian dentist reviews Taylor Swift's teeth, and then at 735 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,479 Speaker 4: the end of the email, it said if you wish 736 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,920 Speaker 4: to be removed from this list, please click here. Guess 737 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,759 Speaker 4: which bit of the email I clicked on. 738 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: So we're not talking to No, we are not Clezy 739 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 1: and Lisa