WEBVTT - MINI: Broken Windows

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connor show podcast of the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom our producer, working very very hard. His girlfriend was

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<v Speaker 1>coming back. She's been working at hospital in Alice Springs.

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<v Speaker 1>His girlfriend. We've spoke about this couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got rather these remote cameras so they can see

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<v Speaker 1>what they're puppies up to. She can also see that

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<v Speaker 1>Tom had been cutting the grass all the way from

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<v Speaker 1>Alice Springs the Eye and the sky. This is technology

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<v Speaker 1>being used against us, right, So he was obviously trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get everything looking spick and span, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>clearing out the feral nature of like how he's probably

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<v Speaker 1>been living like Saddam Husain in that spider hole, being

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<v Speaker 1>dragged out there by his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Their bigger reunion Sunday Sucker takeaway. Yes, all taken out

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<v Speaker 2>to the bins. And he's done the lawn yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was doing the lawns and he was doing

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<v Speaker 1>the edges and he said, a small little pebble really

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<v Speaker 1>no bigger than the thumbnails that were described to me,

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<v Speaker 1>flew up top left hand corner of his car window,

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<v Speaker 1>crack smashed.

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<v Speaker 2>It like at Ice hockey guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I should just mentioned as well by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he loves that car he's got. He's right

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<v Speaker 1>into his cars, and he's always like flexing a meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>I was out yesterday my Hynda Gets all right. We

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<v Speaker 1>haven't got a guess okay, And he even said to Perry,

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<v Speaker 1>who looks after our socials, make sure you get the

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<v Speaker 1>car badge in.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a very big I've got a very big.

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<v Speaker 1>Sponsorship deal with the local Hyundai in Williamstown.

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<v Speaker 3>This Gets doesn't look that.

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<v Speaker 2>Great twenty sixteen model.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and I've been lucky enough three times. You've ever

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<v Speaker 3>been in the game. I haven't been in the year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a joy. Honestly, it's like I don't know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like God's driving it. It is like you're floating on

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<v Speaker 1>heaven when you're in a Hyundai Gets. He said, to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure I mentioned I've got to plug it three times.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, for that, that's a big deal. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got a Perry made sure that logo and the GETS

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<v Speaker 1>is in any socials.

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<v Speaker 3>He said. Of the window being cracked.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, so this morning we want to hear your stories

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<v Speaker 1>of how you broke a window. You can break in

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<v Speaker 1>it a window very easily. I remember when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a teenager, okay, I chalked out on our back all

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<v Speaker 1>of our house a goal, okay, and obviously just to

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<v Speaker 1>the left of the end of the goal was the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen window where my mom was doing the washing up.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought, you know, when I was starting just

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<v Speaker 1>kicking my football inside this rough, roughly put together cartoon goal,

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<v Speaker 1>like road runner on a wall, I thought, my right

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<v Speaker 1>foot is so dead. I like Beckham, there's no one

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to bear it completely wide off the end

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<v Speaker 1>of this chalk goal into the kitchen window into my

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<v Speaker 1>mum's washing up.

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<v Speaker 2>Bold Then, like that famous penalty that Beckham had in

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<v Speaker 2>the World Cup, he sent it right over the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>It went.

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<v Speaker 1>It was almost like fate or my mum had a

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<v Speaker 1>magnet attached to her head. That ball just curved off,

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<v Speaker 1>kept curving, curving, coming, went past my chalk outlined straight

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<v Speaker 1>into that window, shattered the window glass into my mum

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<v Speaker 1>where she was doing the washing up.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember being grounded. We should do one day about

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<v Speaker 3>why did he get grounded? You remember it was like

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<v Speaker 3>a big deal when you were grounded, that's it ground

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<v Speaker 3>Who had told you? What were you thinking? You're not

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<v Speaker 3>that good? Of It's why they never played for England.

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<v Speaker 3>Why never played for England.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have like King Richard looking after me. He

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<v Speaker 1>had those girls out there with a chalk cautline smashing

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<v Speaker 1>that tennis ball.

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<v Speaker 3>He wouldn't mind a look a couple of windows.

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<v Speaker 1>Not my mom and dad, not Jennifer and Neam O'Connell, Jackie, waw,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you break a window?

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<v Speaker 2>We got away with this one. My friend from across

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<v Speaker 2>the road, we were playing tennis outside his family's house.

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<v Speaker 2>He hit the ball through their family living room window.

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<v Speaker 3>He made. That's the worst window.

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<v Speaker 1>I think kitchens were like lesser ones, but the main

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<v Speaker 1>sort of that family revered family room, the living room.

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<v Speaker 2>This made a perfect circle in the window. It actually

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of amazing the hole that it left didn't

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<v Speaker 2>crack the glass anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>A perfect sir, like a rare blood moon.

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<v Speaker 2>So his parents rained the police because they thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was somebody trying to get in with a glass cutters.

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<v Speaker 2>And the police and his parents were talking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, well, the guy must have cut the glass,

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<v Speaker 2>then it smashed on the inside of the living room,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he's got scared and run away.

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<v Speaker 1>To this day they're scared easily, so they just go

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<v Speaker 1>with diamond cutching materials.

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<v Speaker 3>Got glass in my foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's too risky, but he got away with them.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy.

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<v Speaker 4>My brothers were playing indoor cricket in we had in

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<v Speaker 4>our kitchen massive big sliding doors to glass sliding doors,

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<v Speaker 4>but Mum had been shopping. They used the cake of

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<v Speaker 4>soap as the ball, and the class possibly exactly, and

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<v Speaker 4>the glad wrap roll in you know, the thin box

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<v Speaker 4>is the bash and it just went smash into a

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<v Speaker 4>million pieces. And I remember it costs Mum and Dad

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of money to get fixed. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>they could get it on their insurance, but they did

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<v Speaker 4>it again about two weeks later, when yeah, so it

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<v Speaker 4>was barred, no cricket, no sport inside.

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<v Speaker 2>It reminds me that we had a couple of times

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<v Speaker 2>we had cardboard on the window for just months on

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<v Speaker 2>air because it's like, well you keep breaking.

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<v Speaker 1>It that point Christian Connells Show podcast, Christian. My brothers

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<v Speaker 1>used to break the windows so often that Dad ended

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<v Speaker 1>up refusing to repair them for years. We always had

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<v Speaker 1>like two or three windows boarded up until.

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<v Speaker 3>They left, until they left.

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<v Speaker 1>Home, then I can finally get my windows back. No, Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>My mate hits a slice off the tea at the

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<v Speaker 1>Gulf once where the whole round pallel to a road,

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<v Speaker 1>and it went through an oncoming car's window. The ball, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like a trick shot. Now I have sound effects.

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<v Speaker 1>The producers given us sound effects. That's the stories coming

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<v Speaker 1>through about how you broke the window.

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<v Speaker 3>It's more of a little what's that like a cannon

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<v Speaker 3>ball going through it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the gets Yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can tell it's that crystal glasses. I get to cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it the wine?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Then? That said Cools on air nine four one four

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<v Speaker 1>one o four three. Robin, how did you break the window?

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<v Speaker 5>My brother and I were always getting trouble into trouble

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<v Speaker 5>for playing on our fence getting splinters, and mom had

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<v Speaker 5>laryngias and was banging on the window and smashed it. Yeut,

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<v Speaker 5>trying to get our attention to get off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah see kids don't care with him Mum.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got laryn giter's clangular fever, black clung.

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<v Speaker 3>It says like it just Robin, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 3>you coil. I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you you too, Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Sonya, good Morning's Sonia, Good morning, Sonya. How did you

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<v Speaker 1>break the window?

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<v Speaker 5>So a little middle child was in time out, sent

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<v Speaker 5>him into his room, and then I hear an almighty crash.

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<v Speaker 5>I walk in. He's standing there with his dimple smiling.

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<v Speaker 5>He had a red fire truck. He threw it through

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<v Speaker 5>the window and smashed the whole window to pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I need that time out, and the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't even give him a name, just middle child.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey a child, Go town meddle child and then go

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<v Speaker 1>find a good shot. Sonia, thank you very much, your

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<v Speaker 1>story mate, thanks for cooling the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Edward. Good morning, Good.

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<v Speaker 6>Morning, Christian, Jack and Pat, so are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Good Edward, thanks for joining the show. And how did

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<v Speaker 1>you break the window?

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<v Speaker 6>I broke the window with an axe?

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<v Speaker 3>An axe?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Did I want to go half measures? Like a pebble

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<v Speaker 6>from a moa or a golf ball. I was chopping

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<v Speaker 6>wood out the back and the act tlipped out of

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<v Speaker 6>my hand and went through a window, so Mom and

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<v Speaker 6>Dad called the glazier. I went back to chopping wood.

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<v Speaker 6>A piece of wood got stuck on the act, so

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<v Speaker 6>as I flung that up, it flipped out of my

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<v Speaker 6>It tlipped off the end of the act and went

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<v Speaker 6>through a different window.

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<v Speaker 3>This is incredible, You'll hit right though. It's so consistent.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and so they called the grazy back. You hadn't

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<v Speaker 6>yet arrived, and the grazy recommended even though that it

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<v Speaker 6>was more business for him, So they take the act

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<v Speaker 6>out of my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Edward, that's an incredible too broken level from your axe.

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<v Speaker 3>Amazing, Edward, thank you for shut that up. Edward, Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you for cool, thank you, thank you wrong, wrong, yes now.

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<v Speaker 1>Ron, one of my producers said that these are sex

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<v Speaker 1>related stories.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah, yeah, something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I've been young in the early twenties and appreciated mom

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<v Speaker 6>and Dad's timing into her own place. And the thurst

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<v Speaker 6>day I put my foot through a window point in

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<v Speaker 6>our return in the land room, just having fun. And

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<v Speaker 6>the day after the ex wife decided that she slipped

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<v Speaker 6>off me and put her back through the window and

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<v Speaker 6>ended up with a reshape but sticked into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she off you know, Jack, I want to follow

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<v Speaker 1>up the producers one of these stories of baby oil.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I was supposed to keep that clean, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it was maybe all lock.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby oil. Get really good, Ron.

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<v Speaker 1>The ex wife that slipped off. Was she an ex

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<v Speaker 1>wife at the time or was that?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 6>She's a fresh fresh girlfriend at the time, and yeah, ends.

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<v Speaker 1>A blow up wife. We don't know it wrong, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what we're doing with her. Is dynamite when

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<v Speaker 1>you're on wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you and then thank you. Ron. Ron

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<v Speaker 3>is leaving the building. Everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.