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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connor show podcast of the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Tom our producer, working very very hard. His girlfriend was

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Speaker 1: coming back. She's been working at hospital in Alice Springs.

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Speaker 1: His girlfriend. We've spoke about this couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: They've got rather these remote cameras so they can see

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Speaker 1: what they're puppies up to. She can also see that

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Speaker 1: Tom had been cutting the grass all the way from

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Speaker 1: Alice Springs the Eye and the sky. This is technology

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Speaker 1: being used against us, right, So he was obviously trying

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Speaker 1: to get everything looking spick and span, you know, and

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Speaker 1: clearing out the feral nature of like how he's probably

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Speaker 1: been living like Saddam Husain in that spider hole, being

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Speaker 1: dragged out there by his girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Their bigger reunion Sunday Sucker takeaway. Yes, all taken out

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Speaker 2: to the bins. And he's done the lawn yes.

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Speaker 1: So he was doing the lawns and he was doing

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Speaker 1: the edges and he said, a small little pebble really

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Speaker 1: no bigger than the thumbnails that were described to me,

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Speaker 1: flew up top left hand corner of his car window,

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Speaker 1: crack smashed.

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Speaker 2: It like at Ice hockey guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I should just mentioned as well by the way,

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Speaker 1: you know, he loves that car he's got. He's right

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Speaker 1: into his cars, and he's always like flexing a meeting.

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Speaker 1: I was out yesterday my Hynda Gets all right. We

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Speaker 1: haven't got a guess okay, And he even said to Perry,

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Speaker 1: who looks after our socials, make sure you get the

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Speaker 1: car badge in.

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Speaker 3: I've got a very big I've got a very big.

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Speaker 1: Sponsorship deal with the local Hyundai in Williamstown.

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Speaker 3: This Gets doesn't look that.

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Speaker 2: Great twenty sixteen model.

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Speaker 1: Guy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I've been lucky enough three times. You've ever

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Speaker 3: been in the game. I haven't been in the year.

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Speaker 1: It's a joy. Honestly, it's like I don't know, it's

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Speaker 1: like God's driving it. It is like you're floating on

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Speaker 1: heaven when you're in a Hyundai Gets. He said, to

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Speaker 1: make sure I mentioned I've got to plug it three times.

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Speaker 1: By the way, for that, that's a big deal. He's

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Speaker 1: got a Perry made sure that logo and the GETS

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Speaker 1: is in any socials.

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Speaker 3: He said. Of the window being cracked.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, so this morning we want to hear your stories

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Speaker 1: of how you broke a window. You can break in

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Speaker 1: it a window very easily. I remember when I was

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Speaker 1: a teenager, okay, I chalked out on our back all

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Speaker 1: of our house a goal, okay, and obviously just to

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Speaker 1: the left of the end of the goal was the

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Speaker 1: kitchen window where my mom was doing the washing up.

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Speaker 1: But I thought, you know, when I was starting just

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Speaker 1: kicking my football inside this rough, roughly put together cartoon goal,

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Speaker 1: like road runner on a wall, I thought, my right

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Speaker 1: foot is so dead. I like Beckham, there's no one

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Speaker 1: I'm going to bear it completely wide off the end

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Speaker 1: of this chalk goal into the kitchen window into my

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Speaker 1: mum's washing up.

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Speaker 2: Bold Then, like that famous penalty that Beckham had in

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Speaker 2: the World Cup, he sent it right over the bar.

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Speaker 3: It went.

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Speaker 1: It was almost like fate or my mum had a

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Speaker 1: magnet attached to her head. That ball just curved off,

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Speaker 1: kept curving, curving, coming, went past my chalk outlined straight

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Speaker 1: into that window, shattered the window glass into my mum

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Speaker 1: where she was doing the washing up.

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Speaker 3: I remember being grounded. We should do one day about

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Speaker 3: why did he get grounded? You remember it was like

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Speaker 3: a big deal when you were grounded, that's it ground

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Speaker 3: Who had told you? What were you thinking? You're not

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Speaker 3: that good? Of It's why they never played for England.

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Speaker 3: Why never played for England.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have like King Richard looking after me. He

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Speaker 1: had those girls out there with a chalk cautline smashing

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Speaker 1: that tennis ball.

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Speaker 3: He wouldn't mind a look a couple of windows.

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Speaker 1: Not my mom and dad, not Jennifer and Neam O'Connell, Jackie, waw,

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Speaker 1: how did you break a window?

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Speaker 2: We got away with this one. My friend from across

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Speaker 2: the road, we were playing tennis outside his family's house.

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Speaker 2: He hit the ball through their family living room window.

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Speaker 3: He made. That's the worst window.

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Speaker 1: I think kitchens were like lesser ones, but the main

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Speaker 1: sort of that family revered family room, the living room.

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Speaker 2: This made a perfect circle in the window. It actually

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Speaker 2: was kind of amazing the hole that it left didn't

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Speaker 3: A perfect sir, like a rare blood moon.

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Speaker 2: So his parents rained the police because they thought it

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Speaker 2: And the police and his parents were talking about it.

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Speaker 2: They said, well, the guy must have cut the glass,

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Speaker 2: then it smashed on the inside of the living room,

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Speaker 2: and then he's got scared and run away.

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Speaker 1: To this day they're scared easily, so they just go

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Speaker 1: with diamond cutching materials.

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Speaker 3: Got glass in my foot.

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Speaker 2: Now it's too risky, but he got away with them.

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Speaker 3: Patsy.

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Speaker 4: My brothers were playing indoor cricket in we had in

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Speaker 4: our kitchen massive big sliding doors to glass sliding doors,

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Speaker 4: but Mum had been shopping. They used the cake of

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Speaker 4: soap as the ball, and the class possibly exactly, and

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Speaker 4: the glad wrap roll in you know, the thin box

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Speaker 4: million pieces. And I remember it costs Mum and Dad

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Speaker 4: a lot of money to get fixed. I don't think

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Speaker 4: they could get it on their insurance, but they did

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Speaker 4: it again about two weeks later, when yeah, so it

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Speaker 2: It reminds me that we had a couple of times

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Speaker 2: we had cardboard on the window for just months on

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Speaker 2: air because it's like, well you keep breaking.

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Speaker 1: It that point Christian Connells Show podcast, Christian. My brothers

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Speaker 1: used to break the windows so often that Dad ended

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Speaker 1: up refusing to repair them for years. We always had

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Speaker 1: like two or three windows boarded up until.

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Speaker 3: They left, until they left.

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Speaker 1: Home, then I can finally get my windows back. No, Christian,

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Speaker 1: My mate hits a slice off the tea at the

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Speaker 1: Gulf once where the whole round pallel to a road,

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Speaker 1: and it went through an oncoming car's window. The ball, Chris,

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Speaker 1: that's like a trick shot. Now I have sound effects.

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Speaker 1: The producers given us sound effects. That's the stories coming

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Speaker 1: through about how you broke the window.

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Speaker 3: It's more of a little what's that like a cannon

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Speaker 3: ball going through it?

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Speaker 2: That's the gets Yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Can tell it's that crystal glasses. I get to cancer.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it the wine?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Then? That said Cools on air nine four one four

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Speaker 1: one o four three. Robin, how did you break the window?

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Speaker 5: My brother and I were always getting trouble into trouble

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Speaker 5: for playing on our fence getting splinters, and mom had

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Speaker 5: laryngias and was banging on the window and smashed it. Yeut,

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Speaker 5: trying to get our attention to get off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah see kids don't care with him Mum.

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Speaker 1: It's got laryn giter's clangular fever, black clung.

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Speaker 3: It says like it just Robin, thank you very much,

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Speaker 3: you coil. I have a good day.

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Speaker 5: Thank you you too, Bye.

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Speaker 1: Sonya, good Morning's Sonia, Good morning, Sonya. How did you

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Speaker 1: break the window?

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Speaker 5: So a little middle child was in time out, sent

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Speaker 5: him into his room, and then I hear an almighty crash.

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Speaker 5: I walk in. He's standing there with his dimple smiling.

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Speaker 5: He had a red fire truck. He threw it through

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Speaker 5: the window and smashed the whole window to pieces.

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Speaker 1: That's why I need that time out, and the fact

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Speaker 1: that you didn't even give him a name, just middle child.

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Speaker 1: Hey a child, Go town meddle child and then go

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Speaker 1: find a good shot. Sonia, thank you very much, your

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Speaker 1: story mate, thanks for cooling the show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Edward. Good morning, Good.

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Speaker 6: Morning, Christian, Jack and Pat, so are you good?

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Speaker 1: Good Edward, thanks for joining the show. And how did

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Speaker 1: you break the window?

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Speaker 6: I broke the window with an axe?

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Speaker 3: An axe?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Did I want to go half measures? Like a pebble

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Speaker 6: from a moa or a golf ball. I was chopping

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Speaker 6: wood out the back and the act tlipped out of

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Speaker 6: my hand and went through a window, so Mom and

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Speaker 6: Dad called the glazier. I went back to chopping wood.

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Speaker 6: A piece of wood got stuck on the act, so

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Speaker 6: as I flung that up, it flipped out of my

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Speaker 6: It tlipped off the end of the act and went

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Speaker 6: through a different window.

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Speaker 3: This is incredible, You'll hit right though. It's so consistent.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and so they called the grazy back. You hadn't

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Speaker 6: yet arrived, and the grazy recommended even though that it

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Speaker 6: was more business for him, So they take the act

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Speaker 1: Edward, that's an incredible too broken level from your axe.

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Speaker 3: Amazing, Edward, thank you for shut that up. Edward, Thank

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Speaker 3: you for cool, thank you, thank you wrong, wrong, yes now.

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Speaker 1: Ron, one of my producers said that these are sex

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Speaker 1: related stories.

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Speaker 5: Ah, yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 6: I've been young in the early twenties and appreciated mom

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Speaker 6: and Dad's timing into her own place. And the thurst

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Speaker 6: day I put my foot through a window point in

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Speaker 6: our return in the land room, just having fun. And

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Speaker 6: the day after the ex wife decided that she slipped

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Speaker 6: off me and put her back through the window and

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Speaker 6: ended up with a reshape but sticked into it.

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Speaker 1: Was she off you know, Jack, I want to follow

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Speaker 1: up the producers one of these stories of baby oil.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was supposed to keep that clean, but yeah,

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Speaker 6: it was maybe all lock.

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Speaker 3: Baby oil. Get really good, Ron.

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Speaker 1: The ex wife that slipped off. Was she an ex

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Speaker 1: wife at the time or was that?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no no no.

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Speaker 6: She's a fresh fresh girlfriend at the time, and yeah, ends.

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Speaker 1: A blow up wife. We don't know it wrong, we

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Speaker 1: don't know what we're doing with her. Is dynamite when

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Speaker 1: you're on wrong?

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Speaker 3: All right, thank you and then thank you. Ron. Ron

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Speaker 3: is leaving the building. Everyone.

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