WEBVTT - FULL: The Browning Cycle 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.480 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:16.200 Look at this big whopp up. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:20.200 Oh, Dad was really happy in casual clothes, rolling up, 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:20.639 rolling up. 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:21.599 The Lamas are in town. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:26.320 The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four pints three. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.600 Happy two stemorning. It's the Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.320 oh four point three. Come on and Patsy Money, Good. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:33.720 Morning, Jackie boy, Morning guys. 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.400 How was everyone's long weekend? Patsy? Did you ever go 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:37.320 one down the surface? 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:37.760 Oh? 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:39.239 So gorgeous down there? 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.120 Yeah? Yeah, great weather. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:44.479 Oh, beautiful weather. Yeah, heaps of people around. Was just 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:48.199 good to see a little seaside town bursting at the 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:51.360 seams with people going out to the regions and spending 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.200 money and helping local business. 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:54.920 Yeah. We were down in Redhill for the weekend. It 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.040 was absolutely part down there. It was brilliant. Jackie boy, 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.279 how was Gordon's first birthday? 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:03.600 It was fantastic. He loved it. Everybody loved it. It 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:08.200 was vibrant chaos really with twenty five kids there. Oh my, 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:10.919 yeah you were forty adults. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:12.680 Yeah, you started to ease into that. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:15.440 Yeah, we were bursting at the scenes. Like a seaside town. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:18.120 People coming out to visit, your spending money for the economy. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.039 It's good. And so what happened to because obviously on Friday, 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.360 we'll we're talking about how your wife had been king 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.559 for you'd all get dressed up and have an animal theme. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:29.039 Yes, she told friends of hers animal themes to dress up. 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.240 I didn't pass that on to my friends. I thought 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.000 it was a bit too much to ask for people 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.440 to dress up for a one year old's birthday. So 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:39.240 late on Friday she pulled the pin on the dress ups. 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.199 Message her friends, Look, we're not doing the animal theme anymore. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:46.040 Just come as you were. Somehow the message didn't get 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.200 to my brother and his partner, and they were the 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:54.520 only ones dressed as foxes. Don't know how they weren't 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.600 part of the group message, but they weren't in there. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.680 They looked great, but nobody else is stressed up. 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:04.320 Yeah, and so how did Gordon cry? Did you do 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:05.480 a cake? What happened? 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.239 You know, we we have way too many cakes. I 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.359 should have bought something today. We had cookies, cakes, brownies, 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.480 Hedgehog and Mum made. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:15.720 Because people turn up with stuff, don't you. Because there's 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:16.720 no one's getting through this. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:20.000 I didn't know how many people would make baked something essentially. 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:22.440 Mum made a big lion head as a cake and 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.560 then little lion headed cupcakes, and we put one of 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.040 the lion heads in front of him, hoping that he 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.560 would because he's at the moment he smashes all the 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:33.880 food just smashed down, I know. So we thought it'll 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.160 be a great video to watch him smash the lion cake. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:37.480 But he was scared of the lion. 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:41.440 So he understanding me, there must be some primal in 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:43.600 the brain there that's a predator. 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:45.280 That this is something that could eat me. So he 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.000 That was the only part of the day that didn't 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.000 really go well. And sadly we did not follow the 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.520 Venezuelan tradition and sing the Spanish version of Happy Birthday? 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:54.720 So did you pull the pin on that? 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.720 I just didn't learn it in time. There was actually 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.000 so much to do blowing up and learn. Streamers, Christian, 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.280 I don't know the last time you built a one 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:04.880 year old's birthday party. There was lots of bits of teath. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.440 It's chaos, and the other thing is all the clear 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.280 up afterwards. And this is going to be your life 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.760 now for about the next twelve years of these parties. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:15.120 The mess afterwards, it's actually like that you've had number there. Yeah, 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.720 it's connage was as much care and it's all on 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.240 the floor because young kids is mustard into the floor. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.280 Balloons kept popping right and waking him up. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.160 So then sends the dogs off as well because they 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:28.240 hate balloons. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.079 Balloons are just going off. I guess we've got the 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.200 cheap ones. So in the middle of the night, I 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:34.280 took a skewer out of the backyard, took all the 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:36.680 balloons out of the backyard because they kept waking him 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.920 up popping, and I had to pop all the balloons. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.240 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.520 Over the weekend, my wife and I actually get away. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.280 Felt like the first time we'd actually seen each other 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:50.400 in two months. Are able to sort moved out and 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.480 as now at Universe has been a chao two couple 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.440 of weeks, so it's nice to get away. My wife 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.560 is terrified of snakes, like a lot of people from 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:59.920 our part of the world, terrified of snakes so much. Son, 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.640 even when we go on a dog walk, there's a 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.280 snake kit, right, So we go down to Redhill there 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:09.800 are no no, no, no, no a specific snake kit. It's 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:11.880 first staid in there. But this is a snake khit, right, 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.400 and I have to carry it around with all the 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:16.880 water bottles you have the snake kit, I don't know 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:17.560 what's in there. 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:19.320 Anti venoms have no idea. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:21.640 I mean, surely that's all you need. I don't. It's 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:24.200 this huge, big thing like some in the army, you 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.919 know when they got the medical guy they call up 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.560 the dock or something. That's the same gear I'm lugging 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:30.200 on those walk So anyway, do with this beautiful walk 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.760 Saturday morning bush Rangers Trail. If anyone knows it, I 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.440 know it's stunning. We set off early and I actually 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.000 had to get the kit out, not for snake bite. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.560 My wife would cut her thumb slightly on her backpack. 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:42.360 Within the first five minutes whilst we're on this walk, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.080 I bump into some of our lovely listeners, right, lovely 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.440 lady called Lena, and we're both going up this sort 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:49.120 of quite a steep bit, so we're all at a 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:53.760 breath and she's likes you morning. Then she does something 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:56.119 which my wife keeps from run about of the weekend, 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.080 which was so awkward. She shouts back to her husband, 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:00.559 but he's quite a little bit, you know, and people 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.200 still go yeah, yeah, and you know they're not. He 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:06.160 can't there, he's not hearing any of this. She yells up, going. 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.680 Then they come and meet the man Christian. He just 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:10.600 comes up to me, right, he's no idea who I am. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.720 She goes, you know who this is? And he does 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.360 that thing like I would do, like we met before, 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.520 and she's going, no, he's on the radio and he's like, 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.920 what this is five minutes? So she's trying to explain 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:22.240 to a guy. Right then he's clearly got no interest 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.040 in chatting to me. I don't know what's going on. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:27.080 My wife is just taken off one of the most 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.440 awkward experiences I've been in. Right, And then as they're 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.039 walking out of it, a shot you know when you 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.080 hear someone just get start to get into big argument. 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.080 She's like, why are you gonna act like that? I 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.680 said who he was? Why have you going to act 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.040 like this? Steve, that's what I heard. I don't even 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.200 want to know what's going on with that. All right, 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:49.920 extra time of the time, waste, circus movie, circus movie, 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:53.840 that's what we're looking for in today's extra time time waster. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:57.039 You're seeing the cycle Thief, The bicycle Thief. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:58.080 I haven't know. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:05:59.080 Is that a movie? Yeah? 0:05:59.120 --> 0:05:59.320 It is. 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.440 Yeah, that's what while we're doing this, and the unicycle Thief, 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.000 I know, I would have to tell you about the movie. 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.480 Christian Bale has been in a circus movie, has he? Yeah, 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:14.719 that's the right acrobatman silver Snake Trama on the plane, 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.640 Snake Charmer on the plane. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:17.640 That's a silver plus. 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:23.279 And Trapezi rider golf all right, Jackie boys, circus movies. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.280 Strong Men, who's steric goats? 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.200 That's good, that's the gold. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:32.960 Lord of the Ring Masters, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:35.080 the parent trapeze Panthropeese. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.600 That's good. That's a silver plus. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.680 Christian Connells Show Podcast. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:43.040 Extra Time of the Time Waste clown Movies. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.360 You know, I never told you I went to circus 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.840 school for a couple of months in my teenage years. 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:51.640 Do you know what I do? You know what? I 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.560 actually wouldn't be surprised if you were the kind of 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.880 perst that tried to line at a ride a unicycle. 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:58.520 You would never I would give you a million guesses. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.479 You'll never guess what discipline. I was trying to learn it, 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:05.960 so not unicycle. No, you'll never guess. I got a 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:09.039 bowler hat for my birthday one year. I asked for it, 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:12.040 and I was doing hat tricks. Spin the hat on 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.440 my finger, put the hat from my foot to my head, 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:15.080 that sort of thing. 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:21.760 No, I thought you then did magic, because in the 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.720 circus has open to there's never been a guy whose 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.040 sole job it was what's this? Spin his hat? He 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:32.280 then had a job jack. Sorry my confusion, there's no hack. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:35.320 I had the circus, all right, So we got the 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.040 guy who stuck his head in a lion. What's this now? 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:45.200 Dim the lights, drum roll around the world with the hat, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:54.120 with the hat tricks. Alright. Circus movies, all right, Circus movies, Malcolm, 0:07:54.240 --> 0:08:01.200 Circus Extravaganza, Bronze Clownton Abbey. It's going to take some 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:05.880 beating night at the Line, Tamer's Cage, Silver Throw Mama 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:09.280 from the Trapeze, Gold One Flew Over the Big Top, 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:14.120 Silver Hi Diving Miss Daisy, Gold, The Freak of Wall Street, 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.760 Silver Ocean's Eleven Clowns in a Mini Minor. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.120 Silver Bluff Arena, Tar. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:26.480 The Arena in this the Big top Edward, Juggling Hands, Gold, 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:30.240 a Few Good strong Men Gold and black Hawk Clown 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.960 from Jesse Gold. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.839 The Christian O'Connell show podcasts. 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:36.360 You ever had an easy job? 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:40.760 This is fairly fairly easy, really, isn't it? 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.880 Because you've got the hamsters in the newsroom? Who rideth? 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:43.320 Oh? 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.200 Now come on now, I mean, like, you know, I 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.600 can leave it quite a reasonable hour and. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.520 On this show is easy money? 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.559 Well, it's hardly you know, digging trough. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:09:01.840 Sorces inspiration to the next generation of young female reporters. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.720 It's easy money. I can leave pretty dir you know. 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:13.560 Now there's a major murder Tomorrowhow finishes at. 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:17.280 Night toiling away in forty degree heat on a roof 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.400 somewhere or concreting? Am I support? 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:24.320 We give the illusion that there's some craft. It is 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:24.720 money for. 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.360 Old Also, don't put concrete on the roof. That's the 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:32.800 worst place, thank you. I got a friend who had 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.920 the easiest job. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:35.320 He news reader. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.200 When he moved to He moved to New York and 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:41.839 when he first got they had a job in a 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:46.800 bookstorm owned by this eccentric author who only sold his 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:50.560 book in the store, so he had four so he 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.719 just had his four hundred copies of He thought it 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.240 would be a fun gimmick to sell only his book. 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:58.240 They had next to no customers the whole time. My 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.800 friend worked for Insane. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:02.920 You don't get enough of that word these days. Do 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:03.720 you a centric? 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:04.600 He was in Eccentric. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:06.760 Yeah, you don't really get there's no young eccentric. It's 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.040 been born anymore. All right, we're looking for your easy 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.280 job and easy money. What was the easiest job you 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:11.640 ever did? 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.760 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:18.520 Crystal taking calls for a digital switchover. I probably took 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:21.920 three four calls the whole four weeks I worked there, 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.520 and end up bringing in my portable DVD player for 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:28.360 something to do. Mars selling watermelon in the country to 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:32.880 city slickers on city stickers on holidays, going camping, sat 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.200 in the Solar O eight mellons, played red books, did homework, 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:39.440 et cetera. Made a small fortune. Michael Christian. My first 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.560 job was working for councils and getting driven around during 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.320 the school holidays trying to buy cigarettes at the age 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.920 of sixteen so that they can then find the shops 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:52.880 and service stations for serving underage kids. Wow, all right, 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.880 So we're looking for your easy job on nine four 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:58.920 one four one four three. Michael, come on him, Christian. Hey, 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.240 I'm good Michael. So easiest money you ever run, Michael, 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:03.440 ediest money. 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:07.040 May mate when we're twelve thirty walked into a milk 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.319 bar and the guy behind the counter and said do 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.680 you want some work? He said yeah, no, hurries, So 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.160 we spent an hour out of the backyard burning these 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:15.200 boxes and rubbish. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:15.800 Yeah. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.000 I mean this problem is a very few years ago, 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.880 before we knew about sort of stuff like that. Rereta 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:25.400 Thumberg is literally fuming right now and wants your details. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.319 Well, he's applied us with the lighter. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.040 And the last way I think I was yep, so. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:38.840 Health and safety as well, and at one point liters 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:43.080 of coke. What a gentleman, Michael, thank you very much 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:43.480 for storing. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:43.679 Mate. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:48.120 Have a good day, say Jason, good morning. Easiest job 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:48.680 you ever had. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.280 I was paid to watch concrete dry. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:56.520 That's actually thing and as boring as everyone says it is. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.280 I certainly was, mane, I'll quit after that. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.319 So what what are you actually doing? 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.080 I was a security guard and the local council would 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:06.440 port a heap of footpath and I was employed on 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.480 a thirty sixty three day to sit there and make 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:09.720 sure no one wrote their name or. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:10.480 The new. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.480 It's true. The wet cement is there's a call for 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:18.600 as soon as you see I want to put your 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:19.000 name in it. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.040 Jason, thank you very much. The story it's going to 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.079 Steve here. Good morning Steve, Christian how am I? I'm 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.920 good to have you had a great long weekend job. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:32.440 I was hired to drive VopS and tourist coaches around 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:36.840 the two thousand Sydney Olympics and some days you wouldn't 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.199 even pick anyone up. We do a fourteen hour shift 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.640 and we get We do thirteen k's of the day 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:49.040 with no customers. Easiest money ever, wasn't it the linkage? Yeah, 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.920 you know we're only picking up VOP bank managers and 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.520 sponsors and that sort of stuff from listen. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.520 I never heard the phrase VIP bank managers. You know. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:01.000 My manager from Combak Baside is think stepping out down 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:03.200 a red carpet, the oscars going and what are you're 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:11.000 wearing today, Craig maybe, yeah, that's right. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.360 There, Christian Connells Show podcast. 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:18.320 Easiest job you ever had for easy money? I remember mate. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:18.480 Mind. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.560 When we were seventeen, we had a job working for 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.720 this farmer for six weeks during the if you can 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.120 call it a summer in the UK, sometimes it would 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.920 be mildly hot, but anyway, summer. All we had to 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:32.160 do was basically walk in his fields, of which there 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:34.959 were acres and acres now acres, every single day from 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.800 nine till five, putting out this weed called ragwar. Right 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.319 when we turn up there, he gave us a loo 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.720 roll each because you weren't even allowed to use his 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.720 toilet in the farmhouse. You had to basically you just 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:47.640 deal with it in the fields, right. He didn't care. 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:50.439 I fertilized the field. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.920 He did not care. And you know sometimes you'd got 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:55.840 you have one of these sort of temporary jobs and 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.520 they're like lifers there, you know, like Brooks in Shawshat 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:01.640 with them where they just say, hey, you know what 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.800 you need to do is this, Just walk the line, 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.480 keep your eyes down and upset the farmer. He said 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.800 this and voice it's a really easy job. Always have 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.199 some of this ragwater hand. You don't need to pick anything. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.480 The other day. The farmer's so lazy he comes out 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.320 once and at the same time to see what you're doing. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:17.600 You pick up a clump you've been carrying around all day. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:19.920 He said, just turn up with books. There's a gap 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.480 at the back of the hedge. Because it was seventeen. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.560 To get to a local pub, it was we used 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.200 to bring pillows. We would sleep a bit and shot 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:28.920 at five to one and you could set your watch 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.240 by He would come out of this track. You alys 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.200 are working hard today. They hold up some rag warning go. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.960 Those guys always put it that week six weeks. It 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.600 was almost like doing goal at the news on this show. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.120 Easiest job ever had, let's go to Beck. 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:46.320 Good morning, Beck, Good morning Christian. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.560 Easiest job I've ever had was I to man a 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:51.800 cafe overnight. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.200 I reckon. We had like three customers over six months, 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:56.080 did not bother. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:56.480 The owner at all. 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:58.680 Where was it in the middle of nowhere or. 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:00.840 No, it was what's the CVD? 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:06.880 Yeah, that's because most people don't think cafes are open breakfast. Yeah, 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:08.840 they shut down at about two o'clock in the afternoon. 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.320 That's it for the day. Thank you very much. You 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:12.280 cool have a good week. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:13.560 Thank you very much. 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:20.960 Bte Darren, good morning, Hello Darren, good morning. Yeah, Aaron 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.000 and easy money. What was it for you, Darren. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.640 I worked in a mail room in the Melbourne CBD 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.200 in the two thousands. I've got that good at the 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.360 job that I had so much spare time. I would 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:36.000 take my Stiger Dreamcast in and and looking up to 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.280 the to the work monitor and playing video games mates 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:42.000 in the day, and I had a I had a 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.040 sign on the door that and I would lock it 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.480 and say be right back out to lunch. And I've 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.840 had had two coreans that knew my drill and they 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.080 would always knock on the door because I'd be asleep 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.320 on the floor and They'll be using post packs as pillows. 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:57.040 It was great. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:00.800 It is actually envious not to have a job like that. 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:06.520 Wonderful times you're winning cars, honey down, Thanks you cool Matete. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.920 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:10.520 Our abled to store to his eighteen moved out now 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:15.240 four weeks ago for university and yesterday, Wow, I phoned 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.280 it up. I saught some her. I've only seen her 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.000 for an hour in the last four weeks and she 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.920 said let's meet up. I was like, yes, she's come back. 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:25.840 They say they come back and then five minutes later, sorry, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.600 that wasn't meant. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:34.680 For heartbreaking Hello darkness, smile friend, I've come to talk 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:35.000 with you. 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:40.160 So anyway, now the weekend, I got myself a brand 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:43.520 new toaster. All right, toaster. I finally gave up. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:45.280 What have you born? In that manual? 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:48.280 The manual? Because I tell you why. I have a 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:52.240 cutting edge toaster, this thing, because when was the last 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:53.840 time when brought a toast? He just got them in 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.280 the house. This one came over from England with us. Right, 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:59.200 this is finally given up and we find out to 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:00.880 go and buy a new one. So these days when 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:02.400 you go and buy a toast, there's a whole different 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.040 world out there, right, imagine how everything gets an update now, 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.160 every single smart toast and something. 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:08.480 What connected to Wi Fi? 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.439 Probably, yeah, I didn't get for that. I brought this 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.679 toaster for two trademark bits of technology. You know when 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:17.119 you see something on the packet where it says trademark 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:22.840 new technology, like Jesus Christ, this toasters. This is like that. Anyway, 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.040 this thing has got two new functions which I bet 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.080 your toasters don't have it. I'm in a brave new 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:29.760 world of toasting. This morning I used it first of all, 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.399 brush what's it called that brush steel finish? What is that? 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:34.920 Jo, Well, that's one of. 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.400 The steel No, no, no, I just I just appreciated 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:41.680 that brush steel finished. This thing has a button called 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.320 a bit more. Now when you have a look in 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.639 there and you go that needs a bit more, I 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.200 don't need to worry by going cranking up another three minutes. 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.359 That could be actually too much more. This gives it 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:56.359 another thirty seconds with my a bit more trademarked hands 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:59.959 off Russell hobbs a bit more function. The other thing 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.600 it does, it's got a lever, right, it's called a 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:06.359 trademark look and lift. We're drawing the toast. If I 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:07.879 think that's been there, I think that's been in there 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.639 more than four minutes. Have a look and lift that 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:12.320 needs that needs not a bit more, but just needs 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:14.679 to go back down. It doesn't break that little springy 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:15.760 thing because you know we can all do that. 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:17.720 But you want to just pop it then and have 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:18.040 a look. 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.400 Right, what you're saying, it says here in the manual. 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:24.960 You're interrupting my not not my words there words the 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:32.920 browning cycle. It doesn't lose. You're Jeanneus, Someone's Jenny someone 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:35.600 wants to come and see my bonus steel toaster, the 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:39.720 bit more or the old LUKXI lifting backing go. 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:41.879 So you got two levers. You got the lever to 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:44.160 press it down and engage the come. 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:48.480 Here at the radio station with too much David, I'm 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:52.639 David there, Calvin Harris, I'm in the mix of the 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:54.160 toaster to many buttons. 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:55.600 They saw you coming. 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:56.080