Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
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Speaker 4: Happy two stemorning. It's the Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one
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Speaker 3: Morning, Jackie boy, Morning guys.
Speaker 4: How was everyone's long weekend? Patsy? Did you ever go
Speaker 4: one down the surface?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: So gorgeous down there?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, great weather.
Speaker 2: Oh, beautiful weather. Yeah, heaps of people around. Was just
Speaker 2: good to see a little seaside town bursting at the
Speaker 2: seams with people going out to the regions and spending
Speaker 2: money and helping local business.
Speaker 4: Yeah. We were down in Redhill for the weekend. It
Speaker 4: was absolutely part down there. It was brilliant. Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: how was Gordon's first birthday?
Speaker 3: It was fantastic. He loved it. Everybody loved it. It
Speaker 3: was vibrant chaos really with twenty five kids there. Oh my,
Speaker 3: yeah you were forty adults.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you started to ease into that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were bursting at the scenes. Like a seaside town.
Speaker 4: People coming out to visit, your spending money for the economy.
Speaker 4: It's good. And so what happened to because obviously on Friday,
Speaker 4: we'll we're talking about how your wife had been king
Speaker 4: for you'd all get dressed up and have an animal theme.
Speaker 3: Yes, she told friends of hers animal themes to dress up.
Speaker 3: I didn't pass that on to my friends. I thought
Speaker 3: it was a bit too much to ask for people
Speaker 3: to dress up for a one year old's birthday. So
Speaker 3: late on Friday she pulled the pin on the dress ups.
Speaker 3: Message her friends, Look, we're not doing the animal theme anymore.
Speaker 3: Just come as you were. Somehow the message didn't get
Speaker 3: to my brother and his partner, and they were the
Speaker 3: only ones dressed as foxes. Don't know how they weren't
Speaker 3: part of the group message, but they weren't in there.
Speaker 3: They looked great, but nobody else is stressed up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so how did Gordon cry? Did you do
Speaker 4: a cake? What happened?
Speaker 3: You know, we we have way too many cakes. I
Speaker 3: should have bought something today. We had cookies, cakes, brownies,
Speaker 3: Hedgehog and Mum made.
Speaker 4: Because people turn up with stuff, don't you. Because there's
Speaker 4: no one's getting through this.
Speaker 3: I didn't know how many people would make baked something essentially.
Speaker 3: Mum made a big lion head as a cake and
Speaker 3: then little lion headed cupcakes, and we put one of
Speaker 3: the lion heads in front of him, hoping that he
Speaker 3: would because he's at the moment he smashes all the
Speaker 3: food just smashed down, I know. So we thought it'll
Speaker 3: be a great video to watch him smash the lion cake.
Speaker 3: But he was scared of the lion.
Speaker 4: So he understanding me, there must be some primal in
Speaker 4: the brain there that's a predator.
Speaker 3: That this is something that could eat me. So he
Speaker 3: That was the only part of the day that didn't
Speaker 3: really go well. And sadly we did not follow the
Speaker 3: Venezuelan tradition and sing the Spanish version of Happy Birthday?
Speaker 4: So did you pull the pin on that?
Speaker 3: I just didn't learn it in time. There was actually
Speaker 3: so much to do blowing up and learn. Streamers, Christian,
Speaker 3: I don't know the last time you built a one
Speaker 3: year old's birthday party. There was lots of bits of teath.
Speaker 4: It's chaos, and the other thing is all the clear
Speaker 4: up afterwards. And this is going to be your life
Speaker 4: now for about the next twelve years of these parties.
Speaker 4: The mess afterwards, it's actually like that you've had number there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's connage was as much care and it's all on
Speaker 4: the floor because young kids is mustard into the floor.
Speaker 3: Balloons kept popping right and waking him up.
Speaker 4: So then sends the dogs off as well because they
Speaker 4: hate balloons.
Speaker 3: Balloons are just going off. I guess we've got the
Speaker 3: cheap ones. So in the middle of the night, I
Speaker 3: took a skewer out of the backyard, took all the
Speaker 3: balloons out of the backyard because they kept waking him
Speaker 3: up popping, and I had to pop all the balloons.
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Speaker 4: Over the weekend, my wife and I actually get away.
Speaker 4: Felt like the first time we'd actually seen each other
Speaker 4: in two months. Are able to sort moved out and
Speaker 4: as now at Universe has been a chao two couple
Speaker 4: of weeks, so it's nice to get away. My wife
Speaker 4: is terrified of snakes, like a lot of people from
Speaker 4: our part of the world, terrified of snakes so much. Son,
Speaker 4: even when we go on a dog walk, there's a
Speaker 4: snake kit, right, So we go down to Redhill there
Speaker 4: are no no, no, no, no a specific snake kit. It's
Speaker 4: first staid in there. But this is a snake khit, right,
Speaker 4: and I have to carry it around with all the
Speaker 4: water bottles you have the snake kit, I don't know
Speaker 4: what's in there.
Speaker 3: Anti venoms have no idea.
Speaker 4: I mean, surely that's all you need. I don't. It's
Speaker 4: this huge, big thing like some in the army, you
Speaker 4: know when they got the medical guy they call up
Speaker 4: the dock or something. That's the same gear I'm lugging
Speaker 4: on those walk So anyway, do with this beautiful walk
Speaker 4: Saturday morning bush Rangers Trail. If anyone knows it, I
Speaker 4: know it's stunning. We set off early and I actually
Speaker 4: had to get the kit out, not for snake bite.
Speaker 4: My wife would cut her thumb slightly on her backpack.
Speaker 4: Within the first five minutes whilst we're on this walk,
Speaker 4: I bump into some of our lovely listeners, right, lovely
Speaker 4: lady called Lena, and we're both going up this sort
Speaker 4: of quite a steep bit, so we're all at a
Speaker 4: breath and she's likes you morning. Then she does something
Speaker 4: which my wife keeps from run about of the weekend,
Speaker 4: which was so awkward. She shouts back to her husband,
Speaker 4: but he's quite a little bit, you know, and people
Speaker 4: still go yeah, yeah, and you know they're not. He
Speaker 4: can't there, he's not hearing any of this. She yells up, going.
Speaker 4: Then they come and meet the man Christian. He just
Speaker 4: comes up to me, right, he's no idea who I am.
Speaker 4: She goes, you know who this is? And he does
Speaker 4: that thing like I would do, like we met before,
Speaker 4: and she's going, no, he's on the radio and he's like,
Speaker 4: what this is five minutes? So she's trying to explain
Speaker 4: to a guy. Right then he's clearly got no interest
Speaker 4: in chatting to me. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4: My wife is just taken off one of the most
Speaker 4: awkward experiences I've been in. Right, And then as they're
Speaker 4: walking out of it, a shot you know when you
Speaker 4: hear someone just get start to get into big argument.
Speaker 4: She's like, why are you gonna act like that? I
Speaker 4: said who he was? Why have you going to act
Speaker 4: like this? Steve, that's what I heard. I don't even
Speaker 4: want to know what's going on with that. All right,
Speaker 4: extra time of the time, waste, circus movie, circus movie,
Speaker 4: that's what we're looking for in today's extra time time waster.
Speaker 4: You're seeing the cycle Thief, The bicycle Thief.
Speaker 3: I haven't know.
Speaker 4: Is that a movie? Yeah?
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what while we're doing this, and the unicycle Thief,
Speaker 4: I know, I would have to tell you about the movie.
Speaker 4: Christian Bale has been in a circus movie, has he? Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the right acrobatman silver Snake Trama on the plane,
Speaker 4: Snake Charmer on the plane.
Speaker 3: That's a silver plus.
Speaker 4: And Trapezi rider golf all right, Jackie boys, circus movies.
Speaker 3: Strong Men, who's steric goats?
Speaker 4: That's good, that's the gold.
Speaker 3: Lord of the Ring Masters, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 3: the parent trapeze Panthropeese.
Speaker 4: That's good. That's a silver plus.
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Speaker 4: Extra Time of the Time Waste clown Movies.
Speaker 3: You know, I never told you I went to circus
Speaker 3: school for a couple of months in my teenage years.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I do? You know what? I
Speaker 4: actually wouldn't be surprised if you were the kind of
Speaker 4: perst that tried to line at a ride a unicycle.
Speaker 3: You would never I would give you a million guesses.
Speaker 3: You'll never guess what discipline. I was trying to learn it,
Speaker 3: so not unicycle. No, you'll never guess. I got a
Speaker 3: bowler hat for my birthday one year. I asked for it,
Speaker 3: and I was doing hat tricks. Spin the hat on
Speaker 3: my finger, put the hat from my foot to my head,
Speaker 3: that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: No, I thought you then did magic, because in the
Speaker 4: circus has open to there's never been a guy whose
Speaker 4: sole job it was what's this? Spin his hat? He
Speaker 4: then had a job jack. Sorry my confusion, there's no hack.
Speaker 4: I had the circus, all right, So we got the
Speaker 4: guy who stuck his head in a lion. What's this now?
Speaker 4: Dim the lights, drum roll around the world with the hat,
Speaker 4: with the hat tricks. Alright. Circus movies, all right, Circus movies, Malcolm,
Speaker 4: Circus Extravaganza, Bronze Clownton Abbey. It's going to take some
Speaker 4: beating night at the Line, Tamer's Cage, Silver Throw Mama
Speaker 4: from the Trapeze, Gold One Flew Over the Big Top,
Speaker 4: Silver Hi Diving Miss Daisy, Gold, The Freak of Wall Street,
Speaker 4: Silver Ocean's Eleven Clowns in a Mini Minor.
Speaker 3: Silver Bluff Arena, Tar.
Speaker 4: The Arena in this the Big top Edward, Juggling Hands, Gold,
Speaker 4: a Few Good strong Men Gold and black Hawk Clown
Speaker 4: from Jesse Gold.
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Speaker 4: You ever had an easy job?
Speaker 2: This is fairly fairly easy, really, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Because you've got the hamsters in the newsroom? Who rideth?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Now come on now, I mean, like, you know, I
Speaker 2: can leave it quite a reasonable hour and.
Speaker 4: On this show is easy money?
Speaker 2: Well, it's hardly you know, digging trough.
Speaker 4: Sorces inspiration to the next generation of young female reporters.
Speaker 4: It's easy money. I can leave pretty dir you know.
Speaker 4: Now there's a major murder Tomorrowhow finishes at.
Speaker 2: Night toiling away in forty degree heat on a roof
Speaker 2: somewhere or concreting? Am I support?
Speaker 4: We give the illusion that there's some craft. It is
Speaker 4: money for.
Speaker 3: Old Also, don't put concrete on the roof. That's the
Speaker 3: worst place, thank you. I got a friend who had
Speaker 3: the easiest job.
Speaker 4: He news reader.
Speaker 3: When he moved to He moved to New York and
Speaker 3: when he first got they had a job in a
Speaker 3: bookstorm owned by this eccentric author who only sold his
Speaker 3: book in the store, so he had four so he
Speaker 3: just had his four hundred copies of He thought it
Speaker 3: would be a fun gimmick to sell only his book.
Speaker 3: They had next to no customers the whole time. My
Speaker 3: friend worked for Insane.
Speaker 4: You don't get enough of that word these days. Do
Speaker 4: you a centric?
Speaker 3: He was in Eccentric.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't really get there's no young eccentric. It's
Speaker 4: been born anymore. All right, we're looking for your easy
Speaker 4: job and easy money. What was the easiest job you
Speaker 4: ever did?
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Speaker 4: Crystal taking calls for a digital switchover. I probably took
Speaker 4: three four calls the whole four weeks I worked there,
Speaker 4: and end up bringing in my portable DVD player for
Speaker 4: something to do. Mars selling watermelon in the country to
Speaker 4: city slickers on city stickers on holidays, going camping, sat
Speaker 4: in the Solar O eight mellons, played red books, did homework,
Speaker 4: et cetera. Made a small fortune. Michael Christian. My first
Speaker 4: job was working for councils and getting driven around during
Speaker 4: the school holidays trying to buy cigarettes at the age
Speaker 4: of sixteen so that they can then find the shops
Speaker 4: and service stations for serving underage kids. Wow, all right,
Speaker 4: So we're looking for your easy job on nine four
Speaker 4: one four one four three. Michael, come on him, Christian. Hey,
Speaker 4: I'm good Michael. So easiest money you ever run, Michael,
Speaker 4: ediest money.
Speaker 7: May mate when we're twelve thirty walked into a milk
Speaker 7: bar and the guy behind the counter and said do
Speaker 7: you want some work? He said yeah, no, hurries, So
Speaker 7: we spent an hour out of the backyard burning these
Speaker 7: boxes and rubbish.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean this problem is a very few years ago,
Speaker 4: before we knew about sort of stuff like that. Rereta
Speaker 4: Thumberg is literally fuming right now and wants your details.
Speaker 7: Well, he's applied us with the lighter.
Speaker 5: And the last way I think I was yep, so.
Speaker 4: Health and safety as well, and at one point liters
Speaker 4: of coke. What a gentleman, Michael, thank you very much
Speaker 4: for storing.
Speaker 6: Mate.
Speaker 4: Have a good day, say Jason, good morning. Easiest job
Speaker 4: you ever had.
Speaker 8: I was paid to watch concrete dry.
Speaker 4: That's actually thing and as boring as everyone says it is.
Speaker 8: I certainly was, mane, I'll quit after that.
Speaker 4: So what what are you actually doing?
Speaker 8: I was a security guard and the local council would
Speaker 8: port a heap of footpath and I was employed on
Speaker 8: a thirty sixty three day to sit there and make
Speaker 8: sure no one wrote their name or.
Speaker 9: The new.
Speaker 3: It's true. The wet cement is there's a call for
Speaker 3: as soon as you see I want to put your
Speaker 3: name in it.
Speaker 4: Jason, thank you very much. The story it's going to
Speaker 4: Steve here. Good morning Steve, Christian how am I? I'm
Speaker 4: good to have you had a great long weekend job.
Speaker 8: I was hired to drive VopS and tourist coaches around
Speaker 8: the two thousand Sydney Olympics and some days you wouldn't
Speaker 8: even pick anyone up. We do a fourteen hour shift
Speaker 8: and we get We do thirteen k's of the day
Speaker 8: with no customers. Easiest money ever, wasn't it the linkage? Yeah,
Speaker 8: you know we're only picking up VOP bank managers and
Speaker 8: sponsors and that sort of stuff from listen.
Speaker 4: I never heard the phrase VIP bank managers. You know.
Speaker 4: My manager from Combak Baside is think stepping out down
Speaker 4: a red carpet, the oscars going and what are you're
Speaker 4: wearing today, Craig maybe, yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 4: Easiest job you ever had for easy money? I remember mate.
Speaker 6: Mind.
Speaker 4: When we were seventeen, we had a job working for
Speaker 4: this farmer for six weeks during the if you can
Speaker 4: call it a summer in the UK, sometimes it would
Speaker 4: be mildly hot, but anyway, summer. All we had to
Speaker 4: do was basically walk in his fields, of which there
Speaker 4: were acres and acres now acres, every single day from
Speaker 4: nine till five, putting out this weed called ragwar. Right
Speaker 4: when we turn up there, he gave us a loo
Speaker 4: roll each because you weren't even allowed to use his
Speaker 4: toilet in the farmhouse. You had to basically you just
Speaker 4: deal with it in the fields, right. He didn't care.
Speaker 3: I fertilized the field.
Speaker 4: He did not care. And you know sometimes you'd got
Speaker 4: you have one of these sort of temporary jobs and
Speaker 4: they're like lifers there, you know, like Brooks in Shawshat
Speaker 4: with them where they just say, hey, you know what
Speaker 4: you need to do is this, Just walk the line,
Speaker 4: keep your eyes down and upset the farmer. He said
Speaker 4: this and voice it's a really easy job. Always have
Speaker 4: some of this ragwater hand. You don't need to pick anything.
Speaker 4: The other day. The farmer's so lazy he comes out
Speaker 4: once and at the same time to see what you're doing.
Speaker 4: You pick up a clump you've been carrying around all day.
Speaker 4: He said, just turn up with books. There's a gap
Speaker 4: at the back of the hedge. Because it was seventeen.
Speaker 4: To get to a local pub, it was we used
Speaker 4: to bring pillows. We would sleep a bit and shot
Speaker 4: at five to one and you could set your watch
Speaker 4: by He would come out of this track. You alys
Speaker 4: are working hard today. They hold up some rag warning go.
Speaker 4: Those guys always put it that week six weeks. It
Speaker 4: was almost like doing goal at the news on this show.
Speaker 4: Easiest job ever had, let's go to Beck.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Beck, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 10: Easiest job I've ever had was I to man a
Speaker 10: cafe overnight.
Speaker 7: I reckon. We had like three customers over six months,
Speaker 7: did not bother.
Speaker 5: The owner at all.
Speaker 4: Where was it in the middle of nowhere or.
Speaker 10: No, it was what's the CVD?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's because most people don't think cafes are open breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they shut down at about two o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 4: That's it for the day. Thank you very much. You
Speaker 4: cool have a good week.
Speaker 10: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Bte Darren, good morning, Hello Darren, good morning. Yeah, Aaron
Speaker 4: and easy money. What was it for you, Darren.
Speaker 9: I worked in a mail room in the Melbourne CBD
Speaker 9: in the two thousands. I've got that good at the
Speaker 9: job that I had so much spare time. I would
Speaker 9: take my Stiger Dreamcast in and and looking up to
Speaker 9: the to the work monitor and playing video games mates
Speaker 9: in the day, and I had a I had a
Speaker 9: sign on the door that and I would lock it
Speaker 9: and say be right back out to lunch. And I've
Speaker 9: had had two coreans that knew my drill and they
Speaker 9: would always knock on the door because I'd be asleep
Speaker 9: on the floor and They'll be using post packs as pillows.
Speaker 9: It was great.
Speaker 4: It is actually envious not to have a job like that.
Speaker 4: Wonderful times you're winning cars, honey down, Thanks you cool Matete.
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Speaker 4: Our abled to store to his eighteen moved out now
Speaker 4: four weeks ago for university and yesterday, Wow, I phoned
Speaker 4: it up. I saught some her. I've only seen her
Speaker 4: for an hour in the last four weeks and she
Speaker 4: said let's meet up. I was like, yes, she's come back.
Speaker 4: They say they come back and then five minutes later, sorry,
Speaker 4: that wasn't meant.
Speaker 3: For heartbreaking Hello darkness, smile friend, I've come to talk
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 4: So anyway, now the weekend, I got myself a brand
Speaker 4: new toaster. All right, toaster. I finally gave up.
Speaker 3: What have you born? In that manual?
Speaker 4: The manual? Because I tell you why. I have a
Speaker 4: cutting edge toaster, this thing, because when was the last
Speaker 4: time when brought a toast? He just got them in
Speaker 4: the house. This one came over from England with us. Right,
Speaker 4: this is finally given up and we find out to
Speaker 4: go and buy a new one. So these days when
Speaker 4: you go and buy a toast, there's a whole different
Speaker 4: world out there, right, imagine how everything gets an update now,
Speaker 4: every single smart toast and something.
Speaker 3: What connected to Wi Fi?
Speaker 4: Probably, yeah, I didn't get for that. I brought this
Speaker 4: toaster for two trademark bits of technology. You know when
Speaker 4: you see something on the packet where it says trademark
Speaker 4: new technology, like Jesus Christ, this toasters. This is like that. Anyway,
Speaker 4: this thing has got two new functions which I bet
Speaker 4: your toasters don't have it. I'm in a brave new
Speaker 4: world of toasting. This morning I used it first of all,
Speaker 4: brush what's it called that brush steel finish? What is that?
Speaker 3: Jo, Well, that's one of.
Speaker 4: The steel No, no, no, I just I just appreciated
Speaker 4: that brush steel finished. This thing has a button called
Speaker 4: a bit more. Now when you have a look in
Speaker 4: there and you go that needs a bit more, I
Speaker 4: don't need to worry by going cranking up another three minutes.
Speaker 4: That could be actually too much more. This gives it
Speaker 4: another thirty seconds with my a bit more trademarked hands
Speaker 4: off Russell hobbs a bit more function. The other thing
Speaker 4: it does, it's got a lever, right, it's called a
Speaker 4: trademark look and lift. We're drawing the toast. If I
Speaker 4: think that's been there, I think that's been in there
Speaker 4: more than four minutes. Have a look and lift that
Speaker 4: needs that needs not a bit more, but just needs
Speaker 4: to go back down. It doesn't break that little springy
Speaker 4: thing because you know we can all do that.
Speaker 3: But you want to just pop it then and have
Speaker 3: a look.
Speaker 4: Right, what you're saying, it says here in the manual.
Speaker 4: You're interrupting my not not my words there words the
Speaker 4: browning cycle. It doesn't lose. You're Jeanneus, Someone's Jenny someone
Speaker 4: wants to come and see my bonus steel toaster, the
Speaker 4: bit more or the old LUKXI lifting backing go.
Speaker 3: So you got two levers. You got the lever to
Speaker 3: press it down and engage the come.
Speaker 4: Here at the radio station with too much David, I'm
Speaker 4: David there, Calvin Harris, I'm in the mix of the
Speaker 4: toaster to many buttons.
Speaker 2: They saw you coming.
Speaker 3: A mile away.
Speaker 4: All right, So what do you do this long weekend?
Speaker 4: In six words? How would you tell us a story
Speaker 4: of your weekend? Six words?
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Speaker 4: My wife is on this new she's not calling it
Speaker 4: a diet eating system, right Keito don't know if anyone knows
Speaker 4: about this. It's a low carb, no sugar and she's
Speaker 4: stuck it out for like five or six weeks. She
Speaker 4: looks amazing, however it is, you know, because she's got
Speaker 4: no sugar anywhere and stuff of that, and Cweeky's going
Speaker 4: on about it all the time. She's like, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of sugar. Oh that's quite sugar. You haven't there, Chris,
Speaker 4: You know you'll you'll be tired and now too. Feel's good,
Speaker 4: right now, feel's good? Right now? You do your thing.
Speaker 4: I do, my thing, you do. I didn't anyway Saturday, right,
Speaker 4: because there's been no sugar for twenty four hours, and
Speaker 4: actually twenty hour I was feeling a bit like sugar,
Speaker 4: like a hangover. I need I need sugar. Right, she's
Speaker 4: a guy. Feels so much better, you know, last couple
Speaker 4: of weeks with this energy, I've got now how some
Speaker 4: of these chocolates it's sugar free. This thing was revolting, right.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've had sugar free chocolate.
Speaker 4: It's chalk, chalk revolting. But you know when you I
Speaker 4: thought she was like this taste close your eyes. It
Speaker 4: tastes that night chocolate. Your brain things is getting chocolate.
Speaker 4: And when you deny it and I go, this is
Speaker 4: bs this it had no I knew I need how
Speaker 4: sugar nexs an hour, I can't exist today, So I go,
Speaker 4: I need to We need to get a couple of bits.
Speaker 4: We come away to an airbnb. I'll go. There's a
Speaker 4: place about five ten minutes. I'll go. You know you're tired.
Speaker 4: You what? No, no, no, you rest I'll go. I
Speaker 4: get there, right, I buy a cupcake, this beautiful chocolate cupcake.
Speaker 4: I think they gonna eat this now in the car
Speaker 4: and then bin everything and go away because she's smell it,
Speaker 4: like a yoga or something that should smell it. I
Speaker 4: find myself just shoveling, you know, when you were just shunning,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not even enjoying it. Tom Hanks sudden coming
Speaker 4: off that island, you know that's a cast to eight
Speaker 4: and not eating sugar. I'm shoveling it in. I didn't
Speaker 4: get it's spinning down me. I suddenly see this young
Speaker 4: kid looking in the car at me, like his mom's
Speaker 4: like pulling his hand like, don't see the man out.
Speaker 4: They go, don't judge me. Done the future you she's
Speaker 4: done and die. We're not to say that it's quito sugar.
Speaker 4: I looked in the mirror. I looked a mess, and
Speaker 4: I thought I actually said to myself, son, you got
Speaker 4: to get you saw yourself out. You're fifty in three weeks.
Speaker 4: He's shoving a secret cake cake it. And then it
Speaker 4: was like paranoid. There was anything in my teeth. I
Speaker 4: was up washing my hand with my fingers. No, there's
Speaker 4: sugar in that mouth. Shit, No, Jackie boy, what did
Speaker 4: you get up to? Six word long? We care for me?
Speaker 3: It was too many trips to Bunnings. I was trying
Speaker 3: to build Gordy a play area ahead of his birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh good on, yeah, we him in keep him in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that bird why you've been using for the
Speaker 4: dog cart.
Speaker 3: It was essentially trying to make a pen for him.
Speaker 3: So where this trump just so they can't get you know,
Speaker 3: then you know where the kids are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think that's what Drum said.
Speaker 3: Is a slab in the backyard where a shed used
Speaker 3: to be. So I thought I'll put astro turf on
Speaker 3: that and then I'll make a fence around it and
Speaker 3: we can put the kids in and then rudimentary kind
Speaker 3: of only had less than twenty four hours to build
Speaker 3: it before the party.
Speaker 2: Anything like this fence.
Speaker 3: So I'd got the AstroTurf down well, but then these
Speaker 3: this little picket fence. I got this to be garden
Speaker 3: edging and you can get it at Bunnings. Honestly, it's
Speaker 3: like balt of wood. It's so crap, but not with
Speaker 3: those pointy edges. No, it's got flat.
Speaker 4: Lovely for kids eye as it faces.
Speaker 3: The sharp bits are on the bottom. So the idea
Speaker 3: was flat's on the top, and then you meant to
Speaker 3: shove the pickets into the ground, but they just weren't
Speaker 3: going into the ground, and every time I hit them,
Speaker 3: it would break the pickets off the fence.
Speaker 4: That flimsy off cuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this was Friday afternoon. I was trying to
Speaker 3: build this fence ahead of the party on saturdayday. And
Speaker 3: by the end of it, the fences are one key.
Speaker 3: There's palings coming off, there's pickets coming off, and I
Speaker 3: had to go back and forth through Bunnings to get
Speaker 3: new screws to put them back in, and they're all mismatched.
Speaker 3: And then by the time the sun went down and
Speaker 3: I looked out the backyard, it looked actually looked like
Speaker 3: a miniature cemetery. You don't have the cemetry degrades and
Speaker 3: the fence will become all mismatch. It actually looked like
Speaker 3: a halloween make a perfect Halloween.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean a head of a change from so
Speaker 4: you didn't want to dress up and as an animal
Speaker 4: for Gordon's both. Right now you're going with the whole
Speaker 4: cemetery graveyard hour the Yeah, Patsy wash yourt six word weekend?
Speaker 2: Do you think your missus Vick Rhodes. We went down
Speaker 2: to the surf coast over the weekend. Beautiful weekend, gorgeous weather.
Speaker 2: But on the way down they had the avalon air show,
Speaker 2: didn't they the other weekend like a week ago. So
Speaker 2: they've obviously put these makeshift electronic speed signs, you know,
Speaker 2: to alter the speed for the traffic flow because it
Speaker 2: was Yeah, and they've got they sit on like a
Speaker 2: big tire, don't they words, And there's a chain like
Speaker 2: these makeshift things anyway, But where they put them, they've
Speaker 2: put them right directly in front of the permanent signs
Speaker 2: of the one hundred speed signs, so they were they
Speaker 2: were turned off, I should say. So they're finished with them.
Speaker 2: They've turned them off, but they were in front of
Speaker 2: the speed signs of the one hundred, so you didn't
Speaker 2: know what the speed was.
Speaker 4: If that makes sense. Can you speak the engineers, I've
Speaker 4: just actually crossed the frequency into three and others. Save
Speaker 4: sounds like a actually got on air with us. Perhaps
Speaker 4: he's going to come on after this, right.
Speaker 3: So what did you do driving one hundred and fift?
Speaker 2: So I said, I said, Chris, this is really dangerous.
Speaker 2: I'm going to our mates with the head of the
Speaker 2: Department of Transport. I am going to text him now
Speaker 2: and he said, you can't do that.
Speaker 3: You're not.
Speaker 2: Chris Miller. Chris Miller, and he goes, what do you
Speaker 2: think he's going to do with that? Let him have
Speaker 2: his long weekend. Don't be ridiculous. That's such a caring
Speaker 2: thing to do. And Ord's like, Mum, you're so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Just don't pick up the phone.
Speaker 3: So I did.
Speaker 2: I texted him. I felt it.
Speaker 4: Community service, going to raise you.
Speaker 2: All on air anyway, So and he was very thankful
Speaker 2: for highlighting the issue.
Speaker 4: Was condescending a barbie having a couple of beers like,
Speaker 4: look at this. Thanks for alerting the issue to the community. Guys.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there was a road blitz underway, so I thought,
Speaker 2: I'll do my community service. And CHRISTI, who do you
Speaker 2: think you are? Missus Vic Rhodes or something. You can't
Speaker 2: be doing that.
Speaker 4: Well, we can watch this movie next year at the oscars.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Wildlife, Close Encounters Best Birthday present ever? That's from Kindie
Speaker 4: got engaged in an escape room. That's pay that original
Speaker 4: that his original congratulations.
Speaker 3: Theme is well because most of them are horror thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please let us no more. We need to know more,
Speaker 4: but congratulations, moved house, almost got divorced. I tell you
Speaker 4: what I also happened over the long weekend. You know,
Speaker 4: when you wait for coffee, you're always you hear other
Speaker 4: people's conversations, right, because if you're buy myself. I was
Speaker 4: on Sunday and heard this woman chatting to her mate
Speaker 4: and she said clearly. I said, yeah, well I've never
Speaker 4: actually been to Bunnings and she she was Australian, right,
Speaker 4: And I actually intert said, I hope you don't think
Speaker 4: I'm means dropping, but I couldn't help hear that. Do
Speaker 4: you are you serious? You've never been? You've never been
Speaker 4: to one? Sure? No, never been there? Right? She was
Speaker 4: our age Patsy, never been to.
Speaker 2: Bunny It is just done Australian.
Speaker 4: I have to say, I sound stunned. You must have
Speaker 4: done like as a little girl, or must have gone
Speaker 4: there when you need to guess you've never been because
Speaker 4: I've never been in one of them ever, I could
Speaker 4: not believe it. That's got to be rare, arerare that
Speaker 4: no one's been to her Bunnies. If there's anyone else listening,
Speaker 4: and go, no, me too, I've never been to a
Speaker 4: bunnies give me a call.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Friday Show, we were asking what is the oldest of
Speaker 4: blinds you have?
Speaker 9: It's actually my sisters.
Speaker 5: She has a refrigerator that she purchased when she got
Speaker 5: married in nineteen seventy six. My wife has just received
Speaker 5: from her father.
Speaker 8: Teasmade that makes the best cup of tea in the morning.
Speaker 11: It's been around in nineteen thirties.
Speaker 6: Radio General electric radio.
Speaker 4: I remember that lovely lady Cordin about that real old
Speaker 4: fashioned wooden bbut one of those old fashioned radios that
Speaker 4: we grew up with. Did you receive the message during
Speaker 4: the show from pantsy.
Speaker 3: Caller of the week thousand bucks? I don't believe that
Speaker 3: story one bit.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I just said she said it had did show, No,
Speaker 2: I said, she the lady, our lovely caller, said that
Speaker 2: it had FM or something on it.
Speaker 3: She said she listened to our show on this old
Speaker 3: technology radio. Yeah, analog, that's not possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said there was no FM in the thirties,
Speaker 2: is what I meant.
Speaker 4: Well, she didn't say that. She said it's wrong the thirties.
Speaker 4: But I still listen to you guys on.
Speaker 3: This Yeah, right, yeah, but maybe she's right. It would
Speaker 3: have to have an FM dial on it to get
Speaker 3: this radio station. Take a thousand dollars back.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't mean to take the money off.
Speaker 4: Don't join her, don't go over to the old wish.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we don't have more fact checkers
Speaker 3: on this show. I always say.
Speaker 4: It's not Everything must be verified and authenticated. All right?
Speaker 4: What is the oldest appliants you own?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Hey, Christian, Glynn Thomas here ready a broadcasting of the
Speaker 4: FM variety start to the late thirties. So the story
Speaker 4: checks out, Thank you, GT. If Glynn Thomas knows what
Speaker 4: you don't know about fram and frequency modulation, ain't worth knowing, guys.
Speaker 4: So there we go.
Speaker 3: Thank you Glynn. That's the kind of factor I go.
Speaker 3: I want working on the show. Can you contact him?
Speaker 4: Your hours are your height six to night Monday Friday.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. All right? What is the oldest
Speaker 4: appliance you own? On nine four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three Haley Ann.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm goodlean And what is the oldest thing you own? Then?
Speaker 5: The old hand held electric beaders?
Speaker 11: I've had him for milli thirty odd years.
Speaker 4: Oh the older the egg whisk for cakes.
Speaker 11: Yeah well yeah yeah, the ones you pop out and
Speaker 11: give the kids to eat the cream off of, and all.
Speaker 3: That memory take.
Speaker 4: You're right, always the.
Speaker 1: Best Yeah yeah.
Speaker 11: The best thing I use it for now is making
Speaker 11: my snotbox.
Speaker 4: Shame for it to be wasted. Yeah, but look, you
Speaker 4: know that's progress, isn't it.
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: Leanne, thank you very much and.
Speaker 1: Cool, it's not a problem.
Speaker 8: I was talking to you.
Speaker 4: Thank you, deb good morning. How are you? We're good, Debo,
Speaker 4: A lovely long weekend. What is the oldest appliance you own?
Speaker 6: It is a National microwave oven from the seventies.
Speaker 4: Wow, we hand it down from your mom or no?
Speaker 6: No? So I bought it six months before I got
Speaker 6: married so that i'd know how to use it to
Speaker 6: become a good housewife and mother. It is huge, just
Speaker 6: about the size of a small oven.
Speaker 4: Some of those value that obviously brought the seventies as well.
Speaker 4: And so what does it still work now?
Speaker 6: It absolutely does. I use it every day.
Speaker 4: Wonderful still a good health drive. Got on your nest.
Speaker 6: It cost me six hundred dollars and I paid off
Speaker 6: hand it off over three years.
Speaker 4: Six hundred dollars in what year? But that's one like
Speaker 4: three million or something. Now with information by a pot
Speaker 4: of land like a farm for the Australia, then that's
Speaker 4: unbelieval even now that's expensive and you've got ripped off there.
Speaker 4: This is the future, debb. This is the future, all right, Debbie,
Speaker 4: thank you? Make much s you call you take care
Speaker 4: and you know when I see my wife today, pat
Speaker 4: the microwave and God get good at this twenty fifth
Speaker 4: wedding aniversary. Come up, it's not too late to upgrade.
Speaker 4: Have an upgrade. Okay, don't the depedia. I leave it
Speaker 4: on your bedside pit.
Speaker 2: My brother in law wants for Christmas? Do you know
Speaker 2: what he got his wife? An ironing board and a
Speaker 2: new iron That is grounds for divorce.
Speaker 4: Come on, people aren't doing that. Come on, Jenny, good morning.
Speaker 11: Hi Chris, jan How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Jenny. You had a great long weekend.
Speaker 4: What's the oldest appliance you own?
Speaker 11: Belonged to my father who's passed away about thirty years ago.
Speaker 11: He was in the Merchant Navy from I don't know.
Speaker 11: He was from the UK and Kent, and it's this
Speaker 11: big radio thing that's got two silver handles, one on
Speaker 11: each side. Weighs a ton and you can pick up
Speaker 11: different countries with it. So he had it when it
Speaker 11: was he was on the ships, all right.
Speaker 4: So which they could hear sort of different shipping frequencies
Speaker 4: and different ships.
Speaker 11: Yeah, plus pick up normal radio stations and stuff from overseas.
Speaker 4: I probably would have heard this radio station doing high
Speaker 4: a special ward with be fenced off air Earl Williamstown.
Speaker 4: I know I'm several hemispheres away, but I'm getting on
Speaker 4: the line to be lucky night.
Speaker 11: Still, I'm going to send you. I'm going to take
Speaker 11: ah and I'll send it to you so.
Speaker 3: Jenny, you can use it now to tune into a
Speaker 3: radio station in New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't blame you, I mean around, I
Speaker 4: get it. We won't take it personally.
Speaker 11: Pretty sure he used to listen to the stuff from
Speaker 11: the UK on it as well.
Speaker 4: Wow, you could have been listening to me back then.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, not back then, I don't think.
Speaker 4: But anyway, heavy on the fact checking today. That's that's
Speaker 4: a good thing. I think, Jenny.
Speaker 11: It's going to be at least ninety years old because
Speaker 11: Dad would have been ninety a last year.
Speaker 8: They yeah, yeah, okay, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, please please Jenny.
Speaker 4: Thanks for being on hooker, Jenny, you have a good week.
Speaker 4: Thanks you calling him.
Speaker 11: Thanks bye.
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask you in the outbreak. You're going
Speaker 4: to ask you in the outbreak. What was the question
Speaker 4: by THEO? That's good okay, Brad, good.
Speaker 5: Morning, good morning. How are you going?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we go, Brad? What's the older supply? Is
Speaker 4: you own? Mate?
Speaker 5: I've got a clock from eighteen eighty four which has
Speaker 5: been handed down to through generations to firstborn sons from
Speaker 5: my great great grandfather who played cricket for Victoria.
Speaker 4: Is quite perfectly, does it?
Speaker 5: Yes? It does?
Speaker 3: Is the clock got telling to do with him playing cricket?
Speaker 3: Or you were just big enough?
Speaker 4: Or did he win it?
Speaker 5: No, he wanted He made one hundred in the first
Speaker 5: innings and he went out for eighty nine in the
Speaker 5: second innings, and it would have been the first ever
Speaker 5: two centuries in the same match if he got to
Speaker 5: one hundred in the second innings, but he didn't. So
Speaker 5: they thought, we'll give you a clock.
Speaker 4: Is that going to give him something for something? Old clock?
Speaker 4: Give him that.
Speaker 5: And I took my dad three seventieth birthday down to
Speaker 5: the MCA seed and we did a tour of the
Speaker 5: the museum and stuff, and we took the clock to
Speaker 5: show them and they were just drawling over it and
Speaker 5: there was nothing I discussed, nothing of that generation in there.
Speaker 5: It was. They were just amazed. They wanted to put
Speaker 5: it on display. And what did you say, Well, I said,
Speaker 5: if you bring our bring forward our mc C waiting
Speaker 5: lists and give us our membership, well we'll.
Speaker 10: Sort it out.
Speaker 5: We'll get it in there.
Speaker 4: They's a fair trade. It's a fair trade. Brad, thank
Speaker 4: you very much to give us a good sharing your story.
Speaker 4: That's incredible.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Two days ago, it's a whole Footie is back. So
Speaker 4: we've been asking for the last week for all our
Speaker 4: under eighteen mad footy fans to become a mini motivator
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Speaker 3: Yes, our winner will receive a thousand dollars to spend
Speaker 3: at the AFL store, plus win their whole family membership
Speaker 3: to their club.
Speaker 4: All right, we finally have a an entry from a
Speaker 4: young D's fan. God's nine year old Isabella.
Speaker 12: It's okay if you win, lose your draw because you'll
Speaker 12: still be my favorite tea.
Speaker 13: That's really good. If you lose your run from your mistakes, Gods.
Speaker 3: Love that so sweet. Yes, yes, take the pressure off.
Speaker 4: Why you're still gonna be good? He says that, you know,
Speaker 4: and I have explanation round one against the Doggies on
Speaker 4: Saturday night at the G one hundred thousand fans. Guys,
Speaker 4: I always remember that we're always going to be Isabella's
Speaker 4: number one team. So yeah, but don't overthink.
Speaker 3: A bit of unconditional love for football team like.
Speaker 4: That, Isabella. We love that, thank you very much. Just
Speaker 4: go to a Pines fan now, ish t who's ten
Speaker 4: black Pies?
Speaker 14: We can do it. Revenge on the Cats and the Swans.
Speaker 14: More captains is yours, Scottie. You want to spend more
Speaker 14: time with your family, then win another premiership. Boys, if
Speaker 14: you can't run, kick, if you can't kick pass if
Speaker 14: you can't pass role, but whatever you do, don't stop
Speaker 14: moving the ball towards ago. The premiership is out.
Speaker 4: Come on the pines. I don't know why I was
Speaker 4: speaking like he was running some prohibition speaking.
Speaker 3: Also, it sounded like a threat to Scott Pendle. You
Speaker 3: want to spend more time with your family. Win a
Speaker 3: premiership and we'll release this.
Speaker 4: Quite the coast. Ere your hardline that I like it.
Speaker 4: Ruby is eleven and a Bulldogs fan. Sounding gonna beatn
Speaker 4: of course this weekend.
Speaker 13: Come on, Bulldogs, this is how you shine. No team
Speaker 13: will stand in our way. Come on, be let's say
Speaker 13: some history, even the ball, run hard, tackle, Hart, no fear.
Speaker 13: I know we can win the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Just believe it.
Speaker 3: I believe.
Speaker 2: Do you believe?
Speaker 4: Go Dogs? Ruby love that. Let's go to the Tigers now,
Speaker 4: nine year old Matilda.
Speaker 12: All right, Richmond, get it up. Jack, you're going to
Speaker 12: defend the ball. Dustin, We're gonna need you to help
Speaker 12: on the field, and Trent you be you man.
Speaker 2: You can't do it.
Speaker 12: Don't let them touch you to the ground. Tie up
Speaker 12: those socks, pull up. I'm sure they know who you're
Speaker 12: born from.
Speaker 4: This that's a barn Burner.
Speaker 3: I mean, don Mind has been probably their best player
Speaker 3: for the last ten years.
Speaker 4: Like you can please lender hands. Okay, this is amazing.
Speaker 4: You me, you men, you just do Cotch just being
Speaker 4: one hundred percent coach. These are great, These mini motivators
Speaker 4: You've got till midnight? Why don't we always persist with
Speaker 4: this midnight deadline.
Speaker 3: Kids as well?
Speaker 4: No sleep? And she recorded it again. There's another better
Speaker 4: take in you ray on, come on midnight sorrow not
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Speaker 4: not making up. That is the deadline. We've announcing the
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Speaker 4: The Lines now so families get your kids involved Mini motivators.
Speaker 4: Still plenty of time until midnight midnight tomorrow, twelve pm.
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Speaker 4: Throw some moret on his face down. Come on until
Speaker 4: midnight tomorrow at the Christian O'Connell show dot com dot Au.
Speaker 4: Now we want to find out when your other half
Speaker 4: is all out for the night, or or if they're
Speaker 4: away for a couple of days. That first magic night
Speaker 4: you get in you almost I get slightly angsty, like
Speaker 4: I don't waste any moves, too much potential. This needs
Speaker 4: to pay off whatever I'm doing. This is a happy
Speaker 4: hour that's eternal. You pick up that remote and you
Speaker 4: don't even have to go, oh no, they don't like that,
Speaker 4: or oh god, we're watching that show at the moment
Speaker 4: as well, they have to pretend to like, you know,
Speaker 4: you just watch whatever.
Speaker 3: You are for you. You jump into John Wick for
Speaker 3: the sixty seventh.
Speaker 4: Time you mentioned that very excited tomorrow night going to
Speaker 4: an early preview screen of a John Wick four of
Speaker 4: my Week. I'm not even kidding. I know for me,
Speaker 4: he's forged in a five season nine at the moment,
Speaker 4: four master blade Smith's or commuting comting, Oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: all kinds of ancient weapons. They've got to recreate them.
Speaker 4: And there's final challenges as to this is season nine.
Speaker 3: It's they get nine seasons out of that. How do
Speaker 3: they get two episodes?
Speaker 4: Jack Peace, you're the right age now. I think you're
Speaker 4: coming into an age maturity where you appreciate learning about
Speaker 4: ancient weapons, how they're made, and how hard it went
Speaker 4: to make the well the katana right that the start
Speaker 4: this season, a Japanese famous sort that's at the start
Speaker 4: of season nine, So go back. It's all there, General
Speaker 4: Hayden's sword, so many great classic weapons of history. What
Speaker 4: do you get up to when you're other half is well.
Speaker 3: You know what I love to do. The golden rule
Speaker 3: in our house is not put the good sauceman in
Speaker 3: the dish rusher. But when Bianchor's away done a meal,
Speaker 3: you know what goes straight in the dish rusher and
Speaker 3: seems fine, seems fine, Jeff I get it out and
Speaker 3: she's none the wise.
Speaker 4: Oh you're going to ruin that bad man. What do
Speaker 4: you get up to, Patsy?
Speaker 2: I like to eat mattella with a teaspoon. Chris hates
Speaker 2: it straight out of the jar, and I like to
Speaker 2: watch Call the Midwife back to back to back to
Speaker 2: back without anyone complaining that I'm watching yet another episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you also find that you destroy any evidence
Speaker 4: as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes straight out in the garbage, being not outside.
Speaker 4: I actually will put it in the backpack and walk
Speaker 4: it down the road, drop it off. I even did that.
Speaker 4: Look around. No cameras put a baseball cap down so
Speaker 4: they can't quite make out facial recognition.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: You know this Thursday, we're announcing who is the winner
Speaker 4: in our Grand Fine or the Mini Motivators is winning
Speaker 4: the family membership to their club for the whole family.
Speaker 4: And we thought it'd be really nice if we could
Speaker 4: get Guilt to come on. Yes, you know he's he
Speaker 4: said he's going.
Speaker 3: He's still here three years later, still.
Speaker 4: Packing up that big old holding his desk for AFL house.
Speaker 4: Now he is, He's still He's still there, He's still
Speaker 4: got his logins. He's still there. Tom yesterday. An update
Speaker 4: on Gil is the apparently mister Girl has something on
Speaker 4: that he does every Thursday in the morning that he
Speaker 4: needs to see if he can move. I don't know
Speaker 4: what it is. What do you think he would do?
Speaker 4: Is you think he's pilates? It's something elegant, isn't it.
Speaker 4: What is it Pilarate's yoga? Do you think his.
Speaker 3: Squash he's a very squash place.
Speaker 4: Is he training for the America's Cup? It's something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they swing in the manet practice? Is it? Is it
Speaker 4: manet practice? I don't know. Anyway, once we know more
Speaker 4: about Gil's diary, we'll updated. But hopefully fingerscoats he can
Speaker 4: move that first day mysterious appointment now and come and
Speaker 4: see us. All right, So what do you get up
Speaker 4: to when the other half isn't around when they go
Speaker 4: away for the night or weekend? Ninety four one four
Speaker 4: one four three And what is it for you?
Speaker 10: So when my planners away, I can eat KFC because
Speaker 10: he's having a silent protest against them. Why they changed
Speaker 10: the twister recipe so they used to put letters and
Speaker 10: tomorrow and now they put coleslar and like haunt it
Speaker 10: for something in it. So he's protesting until they change
Speaker 10: him back.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean it's a unique way to protest, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Like the person doesn't know anything and you do all
Speaker 4: the stuff.
Speaker 3: If you noticed we haven't seen end for a while.
Speaker 3: Why that is, well, good luck to him.
Speaker 4: But protest, that's amazing, and thank you very much you
Speaker 4: call no do you know what Tomorrow we should talk
Speaker 4: about silent protests and things that you've banned as well.
Speaker 4: That it's always over some small thing like no more
Speaker 4: letters and tomato and be enforced Coleslar. I've been asked
Speaker 4: about it feels very much like a dad thing. Yes
Speaker 4: it does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just know that's it's the Fish and Chip
Speaker 3: guy wronged him once.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's we can never go back.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time for Today's time waster. Now it's your scus yesterday.
Speaker 4: Perhaps if you've seen this clip, that's everyone's getting upset
Speaker 4: about about a Hugh Grant clearly not wanting to be there.
Speaker 4: Grumpy Hugh Grant doesn't like being interviewed. I think he's
Speaker 4: a brilliant actor, but he hates being interviewed. I remember
Speaker 4: a couple of years ago a friend of mine interviewed
Speaker 4: him and they start with some question they thought was clever,
Speaker 4: and Hugh just put his head in his hands and went,
Speaker 4: you know, I just did this for the money.
Speaker 2: I think he was just Hugh being Hugh, though he's
Speaker 2: always like that.
Speaker 4: Here's a bit of it. So there's someone on the
Speaker 4: red carpet and they have to have like tons of
Speaker 4: this fake and as you don't they they're trying. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're just doing a job. They really they don't really
Speaker 4: want to be doing it either. And then he gets
Speaker 4: suddenly Hugh Grant, who just bats away any question.
Speaker 10: Hugh Grant, you are a veteran of the OSCARS and
Speaker 10: you've been here a few times. What's your favorite thing
Speaker 10: about coming to the oscars?
Speaker 15: M he's actually looking at Well, it's fascinating. It's the
Speaker 15: whole of humanity is here. It's it's fantasy fair.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's all about vanity Fair. Yes, that's where we
Speaker 2: let loose and have a little bit of fun.
Speaker 10: What are you most excited to see tonight?
Speaker 4: To see?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I know that you probably watched a few
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 4: Anybody chose to go.
Speaker 3: Your hopes up for anyone?
Speaker 4: No one in particular. Okay, Well, it reminds me of
Speaker 4: this when Cure leating it. Robert Smith was just got
Speaker 4: a Hall of Famer and there was some very very
Speaker 4: excitable interviewing. Congratulations the Cure Rock and Roll Hall of
Speaker 4: Fame inducteas twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Are you as excited as.
Speaker 3: I am by the sounds of it?
Speaker 4: No, I can never. I have this saved on the
Speaker 4: file of my phone. It always makes me laugh.
Speaker 14: Congratulations a Cure Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induct
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Speaker 2: Are you having me on?
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow's show, Today Today one of you. When he called
Speaker 4: the show, you were talking about a silent protest that
Speaker 4: your husband had against KFC. Who've changed slightly amended the
Speaker 4: recipe with the twisters in the Twister Yeah, and no
Speaker 4: more letters Tomato. Maybe he's he's been forced to have
Speaker 4: a relationship with Cold Sword that he did not sign
Speaker 4: up for. So there's a signing protest going on. We
Speaker 4: want to know about other signing protests and things that
Speaker 4: got banned. We are guessing this is the domain of
Speaker 4: the dad and the family where some small minor mistake,
Speaker 4: the incorrect change given or not having salt and vinegar
Speaker 4: on the chips. One day there's a snap and that's
Speaker 4: it and.
Speaker 3: Now the whole family, everybody's in it together. Nobody goes
Speaker 3: back to that shop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you get up until midnight tomorrow night. That's
Speaker 4: when the closing date is. For mini motivators, we're asking
Speaker 4: all the young footy fans getting very excited, like we
Speaker 4: are footy back this Thursday, just two days time. You
Speaker 4: can win big prizes. You just send us your rev
Speaker 4: up speech for your footy team. It just got to
Speaker 4: be under eighteen.
Speaker 3: One thousand dollars to spend at the AFL store could
Speaker 3: be yours. Plus your whole family gets a membership to
Speaker 3: your club.
Speaker 4: And the reason why you know these teams now they're
Speaker 4: on a lot of pressure. Last week it was all
Speaker 4: this audio that have been accidentally uploaded of russ Line
Speaker 4: from Sint Kilda using strong language talking about his plans.
Speaker 4: He didn't realize that they were better hear everything. I
Speaker 4: thought'd be quite funny to get some of these lovely
Speaker 4: messages from the kids that obviously do not contain swearing
Speaker 4: and just it in the bleak tone you get when
Speaker 4: someone is swearing. Now, we did say Friday. Obviously we've
Speaker 4: played around with these. However, you know, it's like when
Speaker 4: you're on the radio. A lot of this you're in
Speaker 4: the background. People hear a bit of it and then
Speaker 4: he hears something else. Some poor woman heard the swearing
Speaker 4: from the kids and an email me over the weekend. Christian.
Speaker 4: Normally I enjoyed the show, but observation personally, I think
Speaker 4: those kids swearing should be disqualified. Christian, there's our behavior
Speaker 4: that you should be encouraging and is certainly online with
Speaker 4: the AFL's code of conduct. There is enough abusive a
Speaker 4: lounge without you encouraging it on your program. Otherwise, I
Speaker 4: enjoy the show, but this was too much. Tania, I
Speaker 4: quite agree. However, you now miss missed it Friday and
Speaker 4: you want to kind of like misheared miss here show?
Speaker 4: Isn't it misheard lyrics on the show? Here are the
Speaker 4: kids that did not swear, but we've made it sound
Speaker 4: like they did swear.
Speaker 14: Ye New Colwood, New Guinevan Care Cup, Naked Flies, don
Speaker 14: Home Flo and why Jamie will do a game.
Speaker 13: For his club on your Pindus crispy, especially cold.
Speaker 4: So these are kids that did not swear.
Speaker 3: I'm not encourage I'm not encouraging it.
Speaker 4: I'm just playing with the audio. Okay, this is my
Speaker 4: favorite one. Spencer the bombs.
Speaker 16: Fan, the Mighty Bombers, go out there with when it
Speaker 16: gets hard with Termato. Peter needs to be for Meta Peter.
Speaker 16: When we get knocked down, we get a Maison Redman
Speaker 16: kick more fifty goals. Sam Durham kick more goals. Now,
Speaker 16: go out there and bring the harm the game.
Speaker 4: So kids, please stop swearing. When you're sending the entries
Speaker 4: in you go to the Christian O'Connell show dot com
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