WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: JoJo Siwa & Having A Fall 0:00:10.379 --> 0:00:14.219 Hi Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen 0:00:14.259 --> 0:00:20.459 live on the Free iHeart app A good pickup with 0:00:20.539 --> 0:00:25.859 britt Hockley and Laura ben Brady. What our windows? That 0:00:26.099 --> 0:00:29.539 my wor risen the dust? Only good thata dog all down? 0:00:30.579 --> 0:00:34.979 I've done merch, but yeah I'm our big get. 0:00:34.659 --> 0:00:37.579 And what a wa? It don't matter where that done? 0:00:37.659 --> 0:00:41.339 This is the pickup. Hi, everyone, Happy Monday. It's the 0:00:41.379 --> 0:00:42.899 pick up with Pretty Hockey and Laura Bath. 0:00:43.259 --> 0:00:45.418 I hope you guys had a brilliant weekend. 0:00:45.659 --> 0:00:47.659 I got the best news on the weekend that I 0:00:47.659 --> 0:00:51.339 could have received. If you've been following along closely to 0:00:51.419 --> 0:00:54.179 the pickup, or I guess the news in general, you 0:00:54.219 --> 0:00:57.059 would have heard about the dog that has caught the nation. 0:00:57.379 --> 0:00:58.539 Valerie the Dashound. 0:00:58.659 --> 0:01:01.939 She got lost on Kangaro Island eighteen months ago. 0:01:02.099 --> 0:01:03.779 No one is this hook to this story is what 0:01:03.819 --> 0:01:05.339 Brittan Hockley is. No one. 0:01:05.459 --> 0:01:08.339 I do love an animal story. I get sucked in. 0:01:08.658 --> 0:01:12.899 We know, so Valerie the Dashound moving on to catch 0:01:12.979 --> 0:01:14.818 up to speed. She got lost eighteen months ago with 0:01:14.859 --> 0:01:17.139 her owners on Kangaroo Island. Her owners didn't get lost, 0:01:17.179 --> 0:01:18.938 but Valerie ran away when they were on like a 0:01:18.938 --> 0:01:21.619 three day getaway. The owners had to return to normal 0:01:21.658 --> 0:01:23.818 life after not being able to find her, and they 0:01:23.859 --> 0:01:26.578 thought she must have just not made it and passed away. 0:01:26.658 --> 0:01:28.779 Would you would think that a dashound doesn't, like we're 0:01:28.779 --> 0:01:31.538 talking a sausage dog, doesn't have great survival skills. 0:01:31.658 --> 0:01:33.179 No, it's not the sort of dog you would want 0:01:33.219 --> 0:01:34.578 to take into the wilderness. 0:01:34.658 --> 0:01:36.219 Yeah, wild instincts. 0:01:36.458 --> 0:01:37.538 It was spotted over the. 0:01:37.578 --> 0:01:40.379 Last eighteen months alive and thriving and just living its 0:01:40.419 --> 0:01:42.738 best life in the wilderness, but no one could ever 0:01:42.818 --> 0:01:45.059 capture it. And Australia has been on the edge of 0:01:45.098 --> 0:01:47.298 their seat trying to see if they're going to ever 0:01:47.298 --> 0:01:48.219 get Valerie back. 0:01:48.659 --> 0:01:50.859 And I can confirm over. 0:01:50.659 --> 0:01:54.418 The weekend Valerie, after eighteen months in the wilderness, living 0:01:54.459 --> 0:01:57.579 on her own, eating roadkills, scavenging for food. 0:01:57.339 --> 0:02:00.339 And the forest and drinking like whatever the rain. 0:02:00.219 --> 0:02:03.259 Has brought, she has been captured and she is on 0:02:03.379 --> 0:02:04.859 her way back to her owners. 0:02:04.939 --> 0:02:06.019 It's incredible. 0:02:06.059 --> 0:02:08.219 What a good news story for a Monday. We're talking 0:02:08.259 --> 0:02:11.179 five one hundred and twenty nine days a sausage dog. 0:02:11.219 --> 0:02:13.258 This sausage dog is no longer a sausage dog. That's 0:02:13.259 --> 0:02:15.619 a dingo, that's a wild dog. You can't take that 0:02:15.699 --> 0:02:16.138 home now. 0:02:16.299 --> 0:02:18.939 I would love to speak to the owners, maybe next 0:02:18.978 --> 0:02:20.698 week if we can produce a Grace. 0:02:20.819 --> 0:02:23.339 Just to see how Grace, just to see I don't 0:02:23.379 --> 0:02:23.899 want to speak. 0:02:24.379 --> 0:02:27.739 I'm curious to see how Valerie will adapt because the 0:02:27.819 --> 0:02:30.898 owner said that she was obviously a very domesticated dog, 0:02:31.059 --> 0:02:32.538 very reliant on her owners. 0:02:32.219 --> 0:02:33.499 And really like obsessed. 0:02:33.739 --> 0:02:35.538 What if she's turning into a savage that she's had 0:02:35.538 --> 0:02:37.019 to do what she's had to do to survive. 0:02:37.138 --> 0:02:39.698 What if Brittany. I wonder if the rest of Australia 0:02:39.739 --> 0:02:42.379 is as interested in getting the owner of Valerie on 0:02:42.418 --> 0:02:43.298 But we'll find out. 0:02:43.899 --> 0:02:45.579 I was in the Sawna yesterday and I was talking 0:02:45.659 --> 0:02:47.139 to her although all these guys in the sauner, I 0:02:47.138 --> 0:02:48.458 was like, hey, guys, have you heard about Valerie the 0:02:48.499 --> 0:02:48.899 Dashi Hound? 0:02:48.899 --> 0:02:52.018 And Everyone's like no. I was like, never mind, I don't. 0:02:52.179 --> 0:02:55.459 No one else cares as much as me. Now. The 0:02:55.538 --> 0:02:57.939 thing that everyone in our office is talking about today 0:02:58.059 --> 0:03:01.339 is Jojo Siwa and her big, very public breakup with 0:03:01.418 --> 0:03:05.499 her partner Cath because of the scandal that has been 0:03:05.538 --> 0:03:09.019 going down on Celebrity Big Brother UK. So if you're 0:03:09.019 --> 0:03:13.019 not across this. There has been, potentially, because we don't 0:03:13.019 --> 0:03:15.698 know for sure, some emotional cheating that's gone on, but no, 0:03:15.819 --> 0:03:16.459 that's confirmed. 0:03:16.499 --> 0:03:17.819 The emotional cheating is confirmed. 0:03:17.899 --> 0:03:19.978 I'm still getting across this story because i gotta admit 0:03:20.059 --> 0:03:21.978 I've not watched Celebrity Big Brother UK. 0:03:22.418 --> 0:03:25.699 Well, yeah, so Jojo is in a relationship, well sorry, 0:03:25.899 --> 0:03:28.699 was in a relationship with an Australian Kath Ebbs, and 0:03:28.698 --> 0:03:29.139 they've been. 0:03:29.019 --> 0:03:30.699 Seeing each other apparently since the. 0:03:30.619 --> 0:03:34.379 End of last year, and by all accounts, it looked 0:03:34.379 --> 0:03:36.939 pretty amazing, like they were talking about marriage and it 0:03:36.979 --> 0:03:40.539 looked like a really lovely, loving, beautiful relationship, one of 0:03:40.539 --> 0:03:42.499 those things where you're like, wow, these two people found 0:03:42.699 --> 0:03:47.019 each other in these crazy circumstances, and Kath was supporting 0:03:47.099 --> 0:03:49.419 Jojo while she was in the Big Brother House. But 0:03:49.979 --> 0:03:52.859 whilst she was in the house, Jojo formed this like 0:03:53.299 --> 0:03:57.059 insane close what started as a friendship with a guy 0:03:57.099 --> 0:03:57.659 called Chris. 0:03:58.459 --> 0:04:00.459 Chris Hughes is from the Island, and it. 0:04:00.459 --> 0:04:05.219 Turned into this point where it almost made people uncomfortable 0:04:05.219 --> 0:04:08.499 to watch. It was so close Laura that like they 0:04:08.499 --> 0:04:10.819 sleep in the same bed together, They're always cuddling, laying. 0:04:10.699 --> 0:04:11.979 On top of each other's chest. 0:04:11.819 --> 0:04:13.619 Like, yeah, I see some of the massaging that was 0:04:13.659 --> 0:04:14.019 going on. 0:04:14.179 --> 0:04:16.059 Yeah. And at the start, a lot of people were like, oh, 0:04:16.059 --> 0:04:19.178 it's just a beautiful friendship. JoJo's gay, JoJo's in a relationship, 0:04:19.699 --> 0:04:21.899 so it's all good. And when they're in the spa together, 0:04:21.939 --> 0:04:25.178 they're always cuddling, and they just became so insanely close 0:04:25.219 --> 0:04:27.139 that it even started to make people in the Big 0:04:27.139 --> 0:04:31.619 Brother House feel uncomfortable, and Paul Cath in Australia started 0:04:31.619 --> 0:04:34.459 to get completely trolled online about what their partner was 0:04:34.499 --> 0:04:37.419 doing over there. So I can't imagine what Cath was 0:04:37.459 --> 0:04:40.819 going through, but it has just exploded. Well. 0:04:40.979 --> 0:04:44.059 Kind of the summation of this is that Kath went 0:04:44.179 --> 0:04:48.019 over to the UK for the Big Brother finale party 0:04:48.499 --> 0:04:51.139 and Jojo broke up with them that night, So it 0:04:51.299 --> 0:04:54.539 really and you know, I think watching this all unfold 0:04:54.659 --> 0:04:57.659 very publicly, I cannot even imagine how difficult that would be. 0:04:57.899 --> 0:04:59.699 But I still think you would give your partner the 0:04:59.699 --> 0:05:01.579 benefit of the doubt. You know, you would see something 0:05:01.619 --> 0:05:03.859 and be like, oh, that makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm 0:05:03.859 --> 0:05:06.059 sure there's an explanation of this. You know, I want 0:05:06.099 --> 0:05:08.059 to deny my intuition, but I'm going to go and 0:05:08.059 --> 0:05:10.579 be there and support them anyway. The reason why I 0:05:10.619 --> 0:05:13.179 wanted to talk about this specifically is even though everyone 0:05:13.259 --> 0:05:16.099 is discussing this whole situation between Jojo and Cath and 0:05:16.099 --> 0:05:18.819 it is going down on social media, there was also 0:05:18.819 --> 0:05:21.219 a really interesting Body and Soul article that came out 0:05:21.259 --> 0:05:23.539 which was titled what do you do when your ex 0:05:23.859 --> 0:05:26.099 ends up with the person they told you not to 0:05:26.179 --> 0:05:28.499 worry about? And I feel like a lot of people 0:05:28.499 --> 0:05:32.459 may have experienced this where you have this sneaky suspicion 0:05:32.499 --> 0:05:35.539 when you're together, or your intuition is telling you that 0:05:35.579 --> 0:05:39.179 something just isn't right about this relationship or friendship. Maybe 0:05:39.179 --> 0:05:42.499 it's a work colleague, maybe it's like a really close friend, 0:05:43.059 --> 0:05:46.059 and then weeks later or months later after the breakup, 0:05:46.139 --> 0:05:48.619 it turns out that they're hooking up or they're together now, 0:05:48.659 --> 0:05:50.579 and it makes you think, okay, well, then was something 0:05:50.619 --> 0:05:51.699 there the whole time? Well? 0:05:51.739 --> 0:05:54.299 I think the question here is if you say, what 0:05:54.379 --> 0:05:56.419 do you do if you find out after the fact 0:05:56.459 --> 0:05:58.339 you do nothing, who cares you? 0:05:58.419 --> 0:05:58.699 Move on? 0:05:59.379 --> 0:06:01.339 But what I think is more important is when you're 0:06:01.339 --> 0:06:05.939 in that relationship, listen to your intuition, like your body 0:06:06.019 --> 0:06:08.419 is telling you that something is not right. That is 0:06:08.739 --> 0:06:11.419 a response for a reason, Like it's not something that 0:06:11.419 --> 0:06:12.819 you've made up in your ow. I mean, you might 0:06:12.819 --> 0:06:14.619 have made it up in your head, but our bodies 0:06:14.659 --> 0:06:17.179 give us that feeling because they know deep down something 0:06:17.299 --> 0:06:20.579 is not right. And for me, every time I have 0:06:20.699 --> 0:06:23.219 had that feeling, I've always been the person that gives 0:06:23.219 --> 0:06:24.499 the benefit of the doubt because like a. 0:06:24.579 --> 0:06:25.419 Loah, love whatever. 0:06:25.739 --> 0:06:29.419 But it always turned out to be true. I remember 0:06:29.419 --> 0:06:29.819 when I. 0:06:29.739 --> 0:06:32.099 Was I've talked a bit about this guy that I 0:06:32.139 --> 0:06:33.619 was with many moons ago, someone I thought I was 0:06:33.619 --> 0:06:35.819 gonna marry that had this double life, like basically he 0:06:35.859 --> 0:06:38.779 was marrying two people simultaneously, and he did that for 0:06:38.819 --> 0:06:42.459 two years, right, And so I had these feelings all 0:06:42.499 --> 0:06:44.819 the way through that at different times, and I always 0:06:44.859 --> 0:06:45.419 ignored them. 0:06:45.499 --> 0:06:48.019 And there was this one particular time he was. 0:06:48.059 --> 0:06:51.139 Overseas working he worked in the hospital overseas, and there 0:06:51.179 --> 0:06:53.579 was this woman that was also working overseas with him, 0:06:53.579 --> 0:06:55.939 and he was hanging out with her all the time, 0:06:56.459 --> 0:06:59.779 and I remember saying, is there anything you want to 0:06:59.779 --> 0:07:01.899 tell me? Like you're hanging out with this person a lot, 0:07:01.939 --> 0:07:03.499 and He's like, yeah, it's just lonely over here, like 0:07:03.579 --> 0:07:05.019 we're just my friend. Were just two people that have 0:07:05.059 --> 0:07:07.059 been posted over here together to the point that he 0:07:07.139 --> 0:07:09.939 was sending me selfies of them concerts together, and he 0:07:10.099 --> 0:07:12.379 was making it so obvious how often they were together 0:07:12.419 --> 0:07:14.659 that it was like nothing could be going on, where like, 0:07:14.659 --> 0:07:16.419 why would I be sending you photos of us together, 0:07:16.459 --> 0:07:18.539 you know, like we're just hanging out all this time. 0:07:18.859 --> 0:07:19.699 And he was such a jerk. 0:07:19.699 --> 0:07:22.339 He was like, I'm not even attracted to her, like gross. 0:07:22.019 --> 0:07:22.499 Kind of thing. 0:07:22.939 --> 0:07:26.179 Anyway, in hindsight, they were hooking up the whole time, like, 0:07:26.339 --> 0:07:27.979 and once I found that out, I was like, I 0:07:28.099 --> 0:07:30.059 knew that. I was like, why didn't I just listen 0:07:30.099 --> 0:07:31.979 to myself at the time. But you want to believe 0:07:32.219 --> 0:07:33.699 what the person you love is telling you. 0:07:33.739 --> 0:07:36.139 I mean, coming back to this situation with Jojo Siwa 0:07:36.259 --> 0:07:38.579 and Kath Ebbs, obviously we don't know them, so we 0:07:38.659 --> 0:07:42.499 are just speculating. But I would guess that Kath was 0:07:42.579 --> 0:07:46.099 watching on and being like, well, surely if there was something, 0:07:46.299 --> 0:07:49.259 it wouldn't be this obvious, and surely there's just a 0:07:49.299 --> 0:07:51.939 friendship and it's not a sexual attraction. I am sure 0:07:51.939 --> 0:07:54.659 that Kath doubted themselves in what they were thinking and 0:07:54.739 --> 0:07:57.059 probably needed to go over there for the clarity, and 0:07:57.099 --> 0:07:59.179 the clarity came in a very sudden breakup. 0:07:59.259 --> 0:08:01.779 So yeah, I think from what Kath has come out 0:08:01.819 --> 0:08:05.699 and said, is that they might have been slightly uncomfortable 0:08:05.699 --> 0:08:07.179 with some of the stuff that they were seeing, but 0:08:07.299 --> 0:08:09.539 they definitely wanted to be the relationship and work it 0:08:09.539 --> 0:08:11.819 out and wanted to clarity. And I get the impression 0:08:11.819 --> 0:08:13.459 and they were excited to go over and hang out 0:08:13.499 --> 0:08:16.059 and spend that time, and to go over there and 0:08:16.099 --> 0:08:19.539 then get dumped and then Jojo and Chris have since 0:08:19.579 --> 0:08:23.059 been seen at a golf club specifically, they haven't confirmed. 0:08:22.579 --> 0:08:25.459 That anything's going on a golf clubs. 0:08:25.659 --> 0:08:28.099 From what I have seen, I feel for Cath, but 0:08:28.179 --> 0:08:30.459 I do think that we'll see Chris and Jojo end 0:08:30.539 --> 0:08:31.459 up coming out together. 0:08:31.499 --> 0:08:32.099 That's what I think. 0:08:33.859 --> 0:08:37.459 I got myself into a real pickle, Laura, by choosing. 0:08:37.059 --> 0:08:39.419 The fiance that I have. I mean, he's great. I 0:08:39.419 --> 0:08:40.619 think the people's fine. 0:08:41.339 --> 0:08:44.019 So my fiance is German. Well he's Swiss, but he 0:08:44.059 --> 0:08:46.539 speaks Swiss, German and German, so I've been trying to 0:08:46.619 --> 0:08:49.939 learn German. It is so hard, I've essentially given up. 0:08:50.019 --> 0:08:52.299 You have been trying to learn German for two years, 0:08:52.619 --> 0:08:54.539 and I didn't want to insult you, but I don't 0:08:54.539 --> 0:08:58.059 think you've made any progress. However, I find it quite 0:08:58.059 --> 0:09:00.939 funny because you're the first person to pick on Ben 0:09:00.979 --> 0:09:02.659 when he says something wrong in English. 0:09:02.699 --> 0:09:04.859 He's fifth language, but he. 0:09:04.339 --> 0:09:07.539 Speaks literally six different languages. 0:09:07.739 --> 0:09:10.699 He speaks five, and I have so much satisfaction when 0:09:10.699 --> 0:09:11.338 he gets a word wrong. 0:09:11.339 --> 0:09:12.739 But I don't give him a hard time. I just 0:09:12.819 --> 0:09:15.099 I just couldn't laugh at him. The audacity that you 0:09:15.219 --> 0:09:18.019 have to correct him in his English speaking when he 0:09:18.019 --> 0:09:18.659 can speak. 0:09:18.459 --> 0:09:21.139 Everything one hundred percent. And I understand what that says 0:09:21.179 --> 0:09:22.979 about me. He did write, I did have a giggle. 0:09:22.979 --> 0:09:25.779 It's really cute. His English is amazing, like I cannot falter, 0:09:25.899 --> 0:09:28.979 but sometimes English is hard to write and read. But yes, say, 0:09:29.019 --> 0:09:30.499 he did write to me, and he said he had 0:09:30.499 --> 0:09:34.578 a toasty for lunch and he wrote tw stie and 0:09:34.619 --> 0:09:36.579 I thought that was really cute. Toasty but that's how 0:09:36.619 --> 0:09:38.019 it sounds right anyway. 0:09:38.459 --> 0:09:40.299 So he now lives in Italy. 0:09:40.379 --> 0:09:42.579 So I just went to Italy, and now I've realized 0:09:42.619 --> 0:09:44.099 that I need to learn Italian. 0:09:44.139 --> 0:09:45.339 It's a new language. Yeah. 0:09:45.379 --> 0:09:47.259 So I went over there, and I did have a 0:09:47.259 --> 0:09:50.099 few mishaps with not being able to understand what I 0:09:50.179 --> 0:09:53.218 was buying. So my sister and her partner also came 0:09:53.259 --> 0:09:55.539 over and they had their little baby, Maya, who's ten 0:09:55.539 --> 0:09:56.059 months old. 0:09:56.579 --> 0:09:57.619 And I went to the. 0:09:57.539 --> 0:10:00.859 Supermarkets to get some things, and my sister asked me 0:10:00.859 --> 0:10:03.299 to also get some baby food and I was like, yeah, cool, 0:10:03.339 --> 0:10:05.499 And I was like, what does she have and she's. 0:10:05.339 --> 0:10:06.939 Like, oh, just get the packet a raffertys. 0:10:07.179 --> 0:10:09.458 No, She's like, get some of those because it's easy, right, 0:10:09.499 --> 0:10:12.219 like the yogur pouches that come with a swivel top. 0:10:12.259 --> 0:10:14.699 You squeeze them out like you all know those yogat pouches. 0:10:14.739 --> 0:10:16.779 That is literally Rafferty's oh is it? Yeah, Well, I 0:10:16.819 --> 0:10:18.019 don't have a kid. I don't know the names. 0:10:18.099 --> 0:10:19.539 Sorry, And this is not sponsored, Lauren. 0:10:19.619 --> 0:10:23.659 Sorry, it's it's just the one that I used to buy. Okay. 0:10:23.779 --> 0:10:25.739 So anyway, I got some other stuff for Ben too, 0:10:25.939 --> 0:10:27.859 So fast forward, I go to my sisters to give 0:10:27.899 --> 0:10:30.419 her the baby food, and I'm in charge of feeding 0:10:30.419 --> 0:10:32.659 the baby because I'm you know, I'm like taking all 0:10:32.659 --> 0:10:34.339 the time i can with my niece. I'm like, do 0:10:34.419 --> 0:10:35.739 I want to have this soon? Do or want my 0:10:35.739 --> 0:10:38.699 own child? Let's let's see. So I opened the yogur 0:10:39.339 --> 0:10:41.179 My sister's like a couple of meters away, and I 0:10:41.219 --> 0:10:43.379 go to squeeze out and I was like, that doesn't 0:10:43.419 --> 0:10:44.259 look right, and. 0:10:44.619 --> 0:10:46.419 My sister looks over she goes. I was like, is 0:10:46.419 --> 0:10:47.659 this what this is supposed. 0:10:47.339 --> 0:10:47.699 To look like? 0:10:47.739 --> 0:10:49.139 And she's like, what the hell is that? 0:10:49.379 --> 0:10:51.139 No, I go down and sniff it. 0:10:51.619 --> 0:10:52.219 Dog food. 0:10:52.579 --> 0:10:55.499 I got a squeezy pouch of dog food that I 0:10:55.579 --> 0:10:57.859 was about to feed my ten month old knees. 0:10:57.939 --> 0:11:00.459 Catfood would have been worse. Why does she smell it? Well, 0:11:00.459 --> 0:11:01.699 maybe it was cat food. I don't know. 0:11:01.739 --> 0:11:03.899 It was some kind of pet food. But in my defense, 0:11:04.699 --> 0:11:07.539 it was quite like neutral packaging. And then there was 0:11:07.579 --> 0:11:10.899 just like this really fine line art drawing of what 0:11:11.059 --> 0:11:13.139 turned out to be an animal's face in. 0:11:13.099 --> 0:11:14.099 A bottom corner. 0:11:14.299 --> 0:11:16.059 I don't think that this is something that is like 0:11:16.179 --> 0:11:19.139 specific to being in another country. I don't know if 0:11:19.179 --> 0:11:21.019 you remember this, Bree. It was a long time ago now, 0:11:21.419 --> 0:11:25.139 but I got sent I have a dog. I have 0:11:25.179 --> 0:11:28.779 a dog. I got sent a beautiful package of what 0:11:28.899 --> 0:11:32.339 were little donut biscuits, and like it was obviously from 0:11:32.339 --> 0:11:35.739 a very organic brand, made very naturally. It looked like 0:11:35.819 --> 0:11:38.459 something that you could have picked up at the farmer's markets. 0:11:38.899 --> 0:11:41.339 And they were these cute little doughnut biscuits. I had 0:11:41.579 --> 0:11:44.339 icing on top, and they were in little individual bags. 0:11:44.499 --> 0:11:46.779 And my nephew at the time came over, he was 0:11:46.819 --> 0:11:50.458 about four, and I gave it to him, didn't read 0:11:50.459 --> 0:11:52.579 the packaging, didn't pay any attention to it, and I 0:11:52.619 --> 0:11:55.379 handed him dog biscuits, of which he ate all of them, 0:11:55.579 --> 0:11:57.699 which so at least I took it one step further. 0:11:57.819 --> 0:11:59.979 You ended it before it could have gotten worse. But 0:12:00.139 --> 0:12:02.259 like you know what, he's never had nicer biscuits. To 0:12:02.339 --> 0:12:04.139 be fair, he's got to say immaculate. 0:12:04.419 --> 0:12:08.499 His hair was so shiny, males amazing. I think, my sisters, 0:12:08.739 --> 0:12:10.619 I can't be in charge of looking after myer anymore. 0:12:10.659 --> 0:12:12.699 Because then I went to make his coffees. This is 0:12:12.739 --> 0:12:14.339 the same day from the same shop when to make 0:12:14.379 --> 0:12:16.099 his coffees. And I went to pour in like the 0:12:16.179 --> 0:12:23.259 long life milk into the coffee chicken stock, because it 0:12:23.379 --> 0:12:27.739 both it just comes in the exact same don't you know. 0:12:27.699 --> 0:12:29.259 Those like cardboard cartons. 0:12:29.299 --> 0:12:32.339 It comes in the same thing, and I can't read Italian. 0:12:32.499 --> 0:12:33.899 It's weird that one of them has a picture of 0:12:33.899 --> 0:12:35.699 a chicken on the front, but like, you would never 0:12:35.779 --> 0:12:37.819 guess that they didn't just milk a chicken. 0:12:37.619 --> 0:12:41.019 In Italy anyway, it was chicken stock, so obviously canned 0:12:41.059 --> 0:12:42.819 that and canned the baby food. 0:12:42.859 --> 0:12:44.459 My I did not eat the baby food. But I'm like, 0:12:44.579 --> 0:12:45.299 what am I gonna do? 0:12:45.379 --> 0:12:46.779 How am I ever going to go and live over 0:12:46.819 --> 0:12:48.979 there successfully if I can't read anything? 0:12:49.139 --> 0:12:52.019 No, just smell things before you take really a stance. 0:12:52.139 --> 0:12:53.859 I did. That's how I knew it was chicken stock. 0:12:53.939 --> 0:12:56.739 I was like, this is really salty. I don't know. 0:12:56.859 --> 0:12:58.379 I feel like maybe you just need to let Ben 0:12:58.499 --> 0:13:00.059 be in charge of everything from now on. 0:13:00.219 --> 0:13:01.539 Oh, don't let him hears it. 0:13:03.099 --> 0:13:05.579 Now, Britt, Yes, I have a question for you. Hit 0:13:05.659 --> 0:13:07.939 me what age? And I want a specific age? Am 0:13:07.939 --> 0:13:08.259 I now? 0:13:08.979 --> 0:13:09.059 No? 0:13:09.259 --> 0:13:11.819 Twenty seven? No, because it's always a lie. You always 0:13:11.859 --> 0:13:14.339 You've never telled us the true never know. Even Daily 0:13:14.379 --> 0:13:16.739 Mail doesn't know for sure. Every article there's something different 0:13:16.739 --> 0:13:17.379 written about you. 0:13:17.499 --> 0:13:19.379 It changes every article because they'll be like, we'll get 0:13:19.419 --> 0:13:19.739 it right. 0:13:19.659 --> 0:13:22.899 At one point. Okay, So everyone has fallen over, right, 0:13:22.979 --> 0:13:25.539 like kids fall over. You know, you might have a 0:13:25.539 --> 0:13:28.339 couple too many drinks on the weekend, you might fall over. 0:13:28.819 --> 0:13:32.219 But when does the transition happen between when falling over 0:13:32.899 --> 0:13:37.259 the description of that turns into having a fall. Oh, 0:13:37.299 --> 0:13:39.379 like when you're old and just fall over, but you 0:13:39.459 --> 0:13:40.019 had a fall. 0:13:40.459 --> 0:13:42.819 I feel like it may be you know, great question. 0:13:42.939 --> 0:13:44.539 By the way, Laura, I'll just add that there. 0:13:45.299 --> 0:13:48.819 I think maybe everyone's been considering on their Monday, isn't it. 0:13:48.859 --> 0:13:50.539 The thing is, maybe it's when you can't get back up. 0:13:51.619 --> 0:13:54.179 So do you think that's when you've had a fall 0:13:54.219 --> 0:13:56.419 as opposed to fell over? It's like or when there's 0:13:56.459 --> 0:13:59.499 a bad injury. It's definitely age related because you don't 0:13:59.579 --> 0:13:59.939 say it. 0:14:00.419 --> 0:14:00.939 I guess you do. 0:14:01.059 --> 0:14:02.299 For a kid, You're like, oh, they had a fall. 0:14:02.419 --> 0:14:03.379 I don't know, it's weird. 0:14:03.419 --> 0:14:05.859 It does sound very like retirement d doesn't it. So 0:14:05.939 --> 0:14:08.819 either it's severity or age related. Yeah, But then it 0:14:08.859 --> 0:14:11.379 can't just be a number of age. It's got to 0:14:11.379 --> 0:14:13.338 be like the age of the person, because like some people, 0:14:13.339 --> 0:14:15.819 you might get someone who's in the eighties, but they're 0:14:15.819 --> 0:14:17.779 a really young person in the eighties. You get someone 0:14:17.779 --> 0:14:19.899 in their seventies, but they're a really old person in 0:14:19.899 --> 0:14:23.219 their seventies, Rightly, people don't just age the same. I 0:14:23.259 --> 0:14:25.899 say this because I have recently, and I don't know 0:14:25.939 --> 0:14:29.019 why it is happening, but I have become particularly clumsy, 0:14:29.299 --> 0:14:32.059 and in the space of three days, I had three 0:14:32.099 --> 0:14:35.499 separate episodes where I fell over. We're not calling them falls. 0:14:35.739 --> 0:14:37.979 You can't call it an episode either. That's the age 0:14:37.979 --> 0:14:40.219 things as well. If you've had an episode of. 0:14:40.179 --> 0:14:42.739 Falls, you're doom. Well. I fell over three separate times, 0:14:42.739 --> 0:14:45.179 and I'm not talking like little falls. I have a 0:14:45.299 --> 0:14:48.259 massive bruise across the whole of my left ass cheek 0:14:48.579 --> 0:14:50.979 because I fell over. All right, hang on, set me up. 0:14:51.059 --> 0:14:54.059 First fall? What happened? And now my husband's describing them 0:14:54.099 --> 0:14:57.939 as I'm having falls? Okay, First one, I was running 0:14:57.979 --> 0:15:01.139 backwards on the beach because I was like chasing my 0:15:01.259 --> 0:15:03.299 daughter and I was running backwards she was chasing me, 0:15:03.739 --> 0:15:05.699 and I didn't realize that directly behind me was a 0:15:05.699 --> 0:15:07.779 massive log with sticks sticking out of it. And I 0:15:07.859 --> 0:15:10.939 fell over the lo and I fell into the log 0:15:10.979 --> 0:15:13.099 full of sticks, and then I rolled around on the 0:15:13.099 --> 0:15:15.339 ground for a while because it hurt really bad. Okay, 0:15:15.339 --> 0:15:16.979 I would say in front of people as well. 0:15:17.059 --> 0:15:19.019 Yeah, I'd say you fell over for that one, that's 0:15:19.059 --> 0:15:20.499 not a fool, okay. Yeah. 0:15:20.299 --> 0:15:22.899 So then next day, we were at a rock platform, 0:15:22.939 --> 0:15:25.899 so little cute rock pools and even ground yep. I 0:15:25.899 --> 0:15:28.539 took one step onto the rock platform. Everyone else was 0:15:28.539 --> 0:15:31.299 on there comfortably walking around looking at the crabs. I 0:15:31.339 --> 0:15:34.099 took one step and I slipped in some algae and 0:15:34.139 --> 0:15:36.419 then I rolled down the rock platform back on out 0:15:36.419 --> 0:15:36.939 of the stets. 0:15:37.019 --> 0:15:40.379 Okay, so green mosses entered the chat. I would also say, 0:15:40.539 --> 0:15:43.099 in that circumstance, you fell over, okay, okay. 0:15:43.099 --> 0:15:46.219 Three same day, but in the afternoon, I was rushing 0:15:46.299 --> 0:15:47.659 because I had to go and pick up my daughter 0:15:47.859 --> 0:15:50.099 ye and I was trying to get my youngest into 0:15:50.139 --> 0:15:52.699 the car, and I was wearing crocheted pants and my 0:15:52.779 --> 0:15:55.739 big toe from my left foot hooked into the crochet 0:15:55.779 --> 0:15:58.819 hole of my pant in my right like my right pant, 0:15:59.099 --> 0:16:01.459 and I tripped over my own pants. This one was 0:16:01.499 --> 0:16:04.939 like I flew through the air and my phone went, 0:16:04.979 --> 0:16:08.099 my keys went. Everything was like a very dramatic and 0:16:08.179 --> 0:16:11.019 my four year old walks up and she goes, mom, 0:16:11.539 --> 0:16:15.059 what's wrong with you? Keep falling over all the time, 0:16:15.499 --> 0:16:16.819 and I really don't have an answer for it. 0:16:16.859 --> 0:16:18.779 I'm not sure I would say in that one that 0:16:18.819 --> 0:16:19.619 you had a fall. 0:16:19.859 --> 0:16:21.259 The third one you had a fall. 0:16:21.379 --> 0:16:23.019 Guys, do you know what I think I've realized it 0:16:23.099 --> 0:16:26.099 is now that we've broken it down. I think having 0:16:26.379 --> 0:16:30.659