Speaker 1: This is it just.
Speaker 2: Stood a black couple of mitches. Yeah, ye, bless yourself
Speaker 2: for the rude shocks of young adulthood in high school,
Speaker 2: I thought compulsory. I meant you had a choice. So
Speaker 2: my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory.
Speaker 2: I went fantastic and drama is Mitch Julie and Mitchell
Speaker 2: Cou's hello.
Speaker 3: You, Yeah, hello you doing here at this time of week?
Speaker 2: Doesn't it feel weird on school holidays and you go
Speaker 2: back and visit school and it's like everything's all shut up.
Speaker 3: It's like, have you ever been back to year old
Speaker 3: high school or even primary school as an adult?
Speaker 2: Have been?
Speaker 3: Like? Was it always this tiny?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I literally went back today. I went back to my
Speaker 2: high school today. Yes, before I went.
Speaker 3: To it before the courts.
Speaker 2: Yes, And of course no I'm doing this. I'm speaking
Speaker 2: to the year twelve students. So I had to go
Speaker 2: and have a chat with a Yeah. Yeah, anyway, I
Speaker 2: went to the school today. It's on my way to
Speaker 2: the gym.
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous that I've not been given the call
Speaker 3: up really as a successful alumni.
Speaker 2: Oh they asked me in twenty nineteen, and then COVID hit.
Speaker 2: Then it got postponed, and I think, fuck, I've had
Speaker 2: more successes since then. I can finally That's what I've
Speaker 2: got more to talk about. So, yeah, I did go back,
Speaker 2: but they've renovated, and I'm like, ah, I got splinters
Speaker 2: in my ass every day from sitting on the wooden benches.
Speaker 2: Now they've got silver seats.
Speaker 3: I could talk all day about that. Every time I
Speaker 3: leave somewhere. They just improved drastically after I was there,
Speaker 3: Like high school, they got a brand new music and drama.
Speaker 4: Room as soon as I left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after as the radio school I went to, as
Speaker 3: soon as I left, they changed. They completely changed the
Speaker 3: software they were teaching. So my qualification out of date, Yeah,
Speaker 3: right instantly, my old tape. They got a new facility
Speaker 3: and it's way better than the old one.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: And then even kiss FM. I was begging for a
Speaker 3: new laptop for about three years because the old one
Speaker 3: was shitting slow. You bet your ass. As soon as
Speaker 3: I resigned, the guy that replaced me got a new
Speaker 3: fucking laptop, didn't he What was that say about you?
Speaker 3: I don't know what does.
Speaker 4: It say about me?
Speaker 3: Did it say that I'm not worthy of rewards or
Speaker 3: does that say that I don't put up enough of
Speaker 3: a fart?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you're worthy of everything in the world. But yes,
Speaker 2: you need to You need to vocalize what you need more, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: I don't know price keep it, Jenny, you were there.
Speaker 3: I was pretty fucking vocal about one of a new laptop,
Speaker 3: wasn't that? Oh? Absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. If you walked up to the
Speaker 2: fucking center management at afters and you went HI, time
Speaker 2: to renovate, like, I'd go fuck off. I hope you're
Speaker 2: not exactly shame have renovated.
Speaker 3: They just completely changed their course, which means mine's already
Speaker 3: out of date. Like I'll speak radio to you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: as soon as I left, they stopped teaching next Gy
Speaker 3: and started teaching Zetter. Oh my, and now everyone has that.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to use it. That is a
Speaker 3: waste of a degree, I know. So I can't get
Speaker 3: a job as a panel lot.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm learning how to use that her at the moment,
Speaker 2: so it's more intuitive. Your brain will like it more.
Speaker 2: But it is completely different.
Speaker 4: Okay, good tonight. So I don't need to re enroll.
Speaker 2: No, no, God, no, no, just come to the school
Speaker 2: of cherry. Yeah, the teacher's late again. Yeah. Well, hi one,
Speaker 2: welcome to our second weekly episode, our Wednesday episode. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like this is very fine. Pride Keeper, Jenna, what
Speaker 2: do you do Wednesdays? Wednes you have pilarates on Wednesdays?
Speaker 5: I do polarates mondays.
Speaker 3: Learned to show.
Speaker 5: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Speaker 3: What, Jenna, did you just say every day?
Speaker 5: No except Tuesday?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Did you just say every week? I do beltes Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday, Friday, Monday.
Speaker 3: Well that's impressive.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you've got You're very toned. Oh, thank you
Speaker 2: so much, very toned.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: This is a bit me too careful.
Speaker 2: I can compliment.
Speaker 4: Assess the one female in the room. Let's assess her.
Speaker 2: For who's going to be the first to fall off
Speaker 2: the fucking bandwagon. Because the three of us are in
Speaker 2: our fitness journeys. None of us isn't give on.
Speaker 4: For dear life. Mate at any moment.
Speaker 2: I really know, I'm still pretty motivated, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty good. Pretty good.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, come to You can't be the fircast. What do
Speaker 2: you mean you can't do whatever you want? It's your
Speaker 2: and one of us needs to be, you know, frumpy.
Speaker 2: We can't all be gorgeous. That's true. I was the
Speaker 2: frumpy one everyone could relate.
Speaker 3: Now, so you're saying that I actually should fall off
Speaker 3: the bandwagon because it would be nice for your sake
Speaker 3: if I'm the frumpy Mitch.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I would have just been the
Speaker 2: frumpy mitch for four years. But I'll take one for
Speaker 2: the team. Take the battlement, mate, Order a deep dish pizza.
Speaker 2: Don't even notice my weight loss anyway, man?
Speaker 3: Is it we frump Mitchell?
Speaker 2: They did? Did you have to point it out in
Speaker 2: an hour long special? Yes, but they did. They did.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: People have stopped complimenting me now they're like, no, we
Speaker 2: see his jaw line now. Fucking I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: No one messages about anything, No one cares.
Speaker 4: Can I just show you what your current pose was.
Speaker 4: What this is my pav? I'm you okay?
Speaker 3: You were like, yeah, we can see a drawline. Fucking
Speaker 3: you were doing the most unflattering double tin post as
Speaker 3: you said that, and I'm like, I still can't know.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting down.
Speaker 4: Maybe go for another dumb bitch.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't see.
Speaker 2: It's not a flattering position for you.
Speaker 3: It was just as you delivered the line of how
Speaker 3: good your jawline was, I'm like, it's quite frankly, never
Speaker 3: looked worse. In fact, it looks now. Look at him
Speaker 3: elongating his neck to try and counteract.
Speaker 2: It, don't you laugh? Well, welcome to Is it just me?
Speaker 3: See? This is what you've been missing out with only
Speaker 3: one episode a week. Feral Today, And.
Speaker 2: If it is your first time listening, we start the
Speaker 2: show every show with an is it just me something
Speaker 2: we've noticed, hate or appreciate? Today? Let's kick it off
Speaker 2: with a listener, don't you think?
Speaker 3: Guys? Yes, then it just you.
Speaker 2: We've got Sarah joining us from Newcastle in New South
Speaker 2: Wales with an is it just me?
Speaker 3: Of her own?
Speaker 2: Hello? Sarah?
Speaker 3: Hi, Sarah Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you going all the.
Speaker 3: Better for hearing your gorgeous voice? Sarah? What's happened in Newcastle?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Really? I'm a teacher, so I go back to
Speaker 1: work on Mondays. I'm just trying to soak up the
Speaker 1: last day before it's Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Sarah.
Speaker 4: You must remember theater of the mind.
Speaker 3: You must listen.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you're a few days.
Speaker 3: Thank you I feel like it's nearly the weekend day
Speaker 3: people can listen to this.
Speaker 2: Someone in twenty twenty nine is going to be listening
Speaker 2: to it and be like, what the fuck are they
Speaker 2: talking about? All right, Sarah, Bradley's going to count you
Speaker 2: in and hit us with you. Is it just me? Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you find it fucking disgusting that people take their
Speaker 1: phone with them to the toilet and use it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Grow up?
Speaker 3: I would agree with you, Sarah, However that would make
Speaker 3: me what you call a hypocrite.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did have the feeling that, Yeah, what do.
Speaker 4: You think you had the feeling that I looked like
Speaker 4: their fucking phone shit.
Speaker 1: I just I just know that it's like a really
Speaker 1: common thing for people to do. Like, I just know.
Speaker 1: I see it all over my pictures, like people comment saying,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm literally shooting while watching this and all
Speaker 1: the rest of it. I just I can't understand why.
Speaker 3: So are you prepared to come on this podcast and
Speaker 3: lie and say you've never done it in your life?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I never had Oh bullshit?
Speaker 2: Bullshit, im bullshit. You've never done a little quick Wii
Speaker 2: or a poo and held your phone in your hand
Speaker 2: and scrolled TikTok.
Speaker 1: But I don't don't take my phone with me, and
Speaker 1: I can't imagine sitting there and consuming content while you're
Speaker 1: doing that, like how do you concentrate? How does it
Speaker 1: pick you off?
Speaker 2: Rather than that than focus on the fact that my
Speaker 2: asshole is opening to dispose of fecal matter of obscene
Speaker 2: colors and smells.
Speaker 3: Can I ask a simple question for you, Sarah? Are
Speaker 3: you a germophobe?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, massively, that's what.
Speaker 4: Okay, So COVID must have been rough for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how a little bit?
Speaker 3: I guess how dry were your hands with all the
Speaker 3: hand sanitizer.
Speaker 1: Got to vest in a really good moisturage?
Speaker 3: Or is my kids good tip?
Speaker 1: Please like an oatmeal based kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Love my abino if it makes you feel any better, Sarah,
Speaker 3: I did see a TikTok or something talking about how
Speaker 3: there's actually more germs on your phone screen than the
Speaker 3: bottom of your shoe or a toilet seats itself. And
Speaker 3: so ever since that, I brought phone wipes, which is
Speaker 3: probably a scam. Just what I've just got phone screen whites,
Speaker 3: and so I give it a wipe when I've been
Speaker 3: in the bathroom because I actually time my day around it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've got a crap, I'll check my emails.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's a good opportunity to check my phone
Speaker 3: because I'm usually on my laptop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand like that whole, like especially like parents.
Speaker 1: I guess there's like an escape from that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: might want to like factory in that time, So I
Speaker 1: do get that.
Speaker 2: The thing is, though, Sarah, you know, I don't want
Speaker 2: to laugh in the face of germophobia. It's a real thing, gemophobia.
Speaker 4: I think it's a jenophobia.
Speaker 2: We've all got that.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, there's a diagnosis.
Speaker 2: No no, but I mean, like, if you haven't been
Speaker 2: sick for I highly doubt I've ever been sick from
Speaker 2: having two particles on my phone.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it would make you sick. I just
Speaker 1: think it's gross, Like where do you put your phone?
Speaker 1: When you want? What do you doing?
Speaker 2: I get to break it to you, but between the
Speaker 2: hours of eleven thirty and midnight, I'm doing some obscene
Speaker 2: things in one hand, and my phone is often covered
Speaker 2: in others.
Speaker 3: And sometimes you have to swap because one risk gets tight.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm just saying the least if you were.
Speaker 2: I was just about to say, ship is the least
Speaker 2: of my problems on my device. Don't even get me
Speaker 2: sat on my fucking iPad, Sarah. Well, okay, get some wipes.
Speaker 2: You'll be found.
Speaker 4: Oh I bet you've got wipes. If anyone's got fucking wipes, Sarah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Sarah.
Speaker 3: Make sure you DM a couple of mitches because Jenna
Speaker 3: will hook you up with the prize.
Speaker 4: Just a little thanks coming.
Speaker 3: I love you, Sarah. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Now you can get in touch to send us a
Speaker 2: d M, or you can text us Mitch. Isn't that right?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: It's so correct?
Speaker 4: Do I remember the number? Do I actually do?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: That's a better?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I think I do? I think
Speaker 3: I do. I'm going to back myself in here in
Speaker 3: check ready. Oh four double two nine four eight two
Speaker 3: o two.
Speaker 2: Let's have a look.
Speaker 4: Oh four double late nine four eight. Yeah, I know
Speaker 4: the new number of my heart.
Speaker 2: Mitch is competent at his job.
Speaker 3: Job.
Speaker 2: We all have our jobs. You have more than I do,
Speaker 2: but we're not. Let's not open up that can of words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's fine. We'll open that can up when
Speaker 3: it comes it's killing in the assets. We have a
Speaker 3: question about that coming up in our four year anniversary
Speaker 3: Q and A.
Speaker 2: By the way, yes, we're doing a Q and A
Speaker 2: on the show because the year we celebrated on Monday.
Speaker 2: But it's our four years of Jim. Four years is
Speaker 2: a long time. Your longest relationship, Mitchell, it's your longest relationship.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, you're right.
Speaker 2: You and I, You and I, and we're stronger than ever.
Speaker 4: By the way, I will say.
Speaker 3: That I've read through the questions and someone has asked
Speaker 3: about my relationship, and I will address that in this
Speaker 3: Q and A.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you want to do the Q and
Speaker 4: A now or Jennet's fable?
Speaker 2: Let's do the Q and A and then because coming up,
Speaker 2: Jenna's got a story to tell you, Yes, a fable.
Speaker 2: Last time we heard about her ill fated trip to
Speaker 2: in the middle of the worst earthquake they've ever had.
Speaker 5: Y that's true.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's the worst earthquake they've ever had.
Speaker 3: By all accounts, it was survivable.
Speaker 2: I was talking about the Benson family.
Speaker 3: What's your worst earthquake?
Speaker 4: Just personally?
Speaker 2: Ahi, guys two thousand and eight awful.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get into this Q and A. And
Speaker 3: remember this time the questions were able to be sent
Speaker 3: in anonymously. We haven't done this before. If you didn't
Speaker 3: get a question in this time, we'll put a link
Speaker 3: in the show notes where you can leave a question
Speaker 3: for next time. But first up we have do you
Speaker 3: both make an income from the podcast or does it
Speaker 3: just support you in your other jobs? So when we
Speaker 3: allude to our kidio as in the podcast bank account
Speaker 3: that exists, yes we have a kiddio yea, but quite frankly,
Speaker 3: we never touch it. No, because the expense is involved
Speaker 3: with this podcast. I don't know if anyone's noticed, there
Speaker 3: aren't that many. Like Jenna, she got an uber here
Speaker 3: that went on the kidio.
Speaker 2: We got a food all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so basically the kideo is overflowing and Mitch
Speaker 3: and I both hate admin. So one day we will
Speaker 3: deal with it. We're gonna have to have that argument later.
Speaker 3: What percentage we both get?
Speaker 2: Totally, but we do we had there is money in
Speaker 2: there enough to pay us a salary.
Speaker 4: I'm aiming for ninety seven percent.
Speaker 2: Interesting aiming for three isn't that funny? That's somehow those
Speaker 2: things were going, we're so in sync. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Well I make so much elsewhere, so it's fine.
Speaker 5: I just want some food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Jenna, and that's in you're an idiot because
Speaker 2: that's on the record now, and that's all you're gonna get.
Speaker 3: Although we did get another question. It says does Jenna
Speaker 3: get paid to be on the show? And the answer
Speaker 3: is not a monthly salary or a yearly salary. But
Speaker 3: every so often when I remember, I'll say, fuck, send
Speaker 3: me it invoice. You've been doing your prize keeping, especially
Speaker 3: if we've gotten sponsored or something, and she has to
Speaker 3: send out prizes.
Speaker 4: That are actually sponsored. I'm like, well, she should get
Speaker 4: a cut of the sponsorship.
Speaker 2: The podcast is most definitely profitable. Was profitable. It's profitable.
Speaker 3: It's ever been, really sometimes because it's under my ABN,
Speaker 3: and so technically i'm both of your bosses. Sometimes I'll
Speaker 3: check my bank account and you know how it tells
Speaker 3: you the total at the bottom, your total amount, I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I'm rich, And then I remember that, oh a lot
Speaker 3: of that's actually the kidio.
Speaker 4: I can't touch it. I could, none of you would
Speaker 4: ever notice, but I won't know we will.
Speaker 3: Don't need to take it a bit, We'll take it
Speaker 3: a kick. Okay. Next week, is Mitchell ever going to
Speaker 3: get his art pop tattoo removed? Wow?
Speaker 2: Don't think you should truck growing fond of it?
Speaker 4: Oh well, that must be nice for you.
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 2: It's on your forearm, under your wrist. It's block right.
Speaker 3: It's a Lady Gaga reference. And when I was age nineteen,
Speaker 3: I thought, you know what, no matter how old I get,
Speaker 3: I will never regret this. By the time I was
Speaker 3: twenty one, I was like, okay, it is. I'm not
Speaker 3: that much of a fan girl anymore. So it's embarrassing,
Speaker 3: but it's very much just put on the I'll deal
Speaker 3: with that later. Liz, I forget it's there until other
Speaker 3: people bring it up.
Speaker 2: Oh, mitche I don't. It doesn't bother me. I be
Speaker 2: your husband, doesn't bother me.
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to look into it. I'm going to
Speaker 3: look into it getting the tattoo laser removed. But it
Speaker 3: sounds so painful.
Speaker 2: Oh might be thinking about getting my first tattoo.
Speaker 3: What okay. My message to anyone in your position is
Speaker 3: please don't rush into it. No, of course you have
Speaker 3: to be thinking about it for at least a year
Speaker 3: before you go yep, because I was thinking about this
Speaker 3: for approximately seven seconds and I went to it.
Speaker 2: Oh god no, And I went on a date and
Speaker 2: someone said you've got to body for tattoos, And now
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe I should get a tattoo. That's the
Speaker 2: only reason.
Speaker 3: The next question says, we get at Mitchell Cherry's having
Speaker 3: sex and going on. Stop talking about it.
Speaker 4: That's not a question.
Speaker 2: Although, fuck you, it's my show. I can talk about
Speaker 2: what I want.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm going on. If you don't want
Speaker 2: to hear about it, you're listening to the wrong show.
Speaker 3: This this couple of Mitch's fables.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 3: Next question, it's weird not being able to credit who
Speaker 3: it's from.
Speaker 2: An anonymous better because people are honest.
Speaker 3: Anonymous says what happened to beautiful sam Oh contraceptive Diaphram
Speaker 3: sam Well lost interest?
Speaker 4: Quite frankly, he was always there.
Speaker 3: In the studio, but only sometimes could be bothered actually
Speaker 3: pressing the button and talking to us.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, it was a matter of convenience because we
Speaker 2: all worked at the radio station. That's how we all
Speaker 2: know each other. Yeah, Jenna and I are the only
Speaker 2: two that still work at the radio station. But Sam
Speaker 2: moved on to another job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he now works at TikTok with your expo Oh.
Speaker 2: Ca, yeah he does. Yeah, yeah, he does work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: great place to work that we do. True. He actually
Speaker 2: told me a funny story. I'll tell this. I don't
Speaker 2: give a shit that he ran into him at work
Speaker 2: the other day and he goes, fuck, yeah, look sweet,
Speaker 2: well you're wearing looks so familiar And my ex goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I took it from Mitch in the breakup. He was
Speaker 2: wearing one of my blazers at work and he was
Speaker 2: brazen and drowning in it. Yeah, but he likes oversize Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, okay, interesting. Huh.
Speaker 4: The man's got a type, you know what he likes,
Speaker 4: and there's a lot of it.
Speaker 3: We get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there was a lot of it.
Speaker 3: True. The next question, sent in anonymously, why don't you
Speaker 3: ever talk about Janet's dating life?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: A good question, primarily because it doesn't exist much. Yeah. So,
Speaker 5: just busy with work and stuff, but you know, the
Speaker 5: time will come.
Speaker 4: Have we not sold you with all of our hinge ads?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, well thanks a lot.
Speaker 4: You gotta and you can think about it.
Speaker 2: I'm not opening the kideo for you. Do you have
Speaker 2: you been? Do you go on many dates?
Speaker 5: Not really know? Honestly, don't, but if something does come up,
Speaker 5: I'll definitely.
Speaker 2: Talk it up. Yeah, yeah, of course absolutely.
Speaker 3: I feel like this question is more for Jenna. We
Speaker 3: will remain silent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna be hard.
Speaker 3: Did Churi and Combs get along outside the show?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a tough question. No, the absolutely do.
Speaker 3: Of course we do.
Speaker 2: I don't sell it too hard, Jenna, breathe the cue
Speaker 2: card written in front of you.
Speaker 5: They do get along good.
Speaker 2: Of course we do.
Speaker 5: We all get along so well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a funny dynamic because I've known Jenna like
Speaker 3: ten times longer than I've known you, Mitchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we've actually bullshit, I could tell you, I know,
Speaker 2: but I've still known you what five years now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, because there was one year where we
Speaker 3: didn't podcast together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was of just friendship. God, that would be
Speaker 2: a weird time to go back.
Speaker 3: The phone calls were much longer, Yeah they were.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, these days we're like, we speak enough.
Speaker 2: We seriously do over there's some days where we chat
Speaker 2: and then we get carry out, and then we also go, fuck,
Speaker 2: we need to save this. I'll have nothing to talk
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I will say we're I think we're better friends now.
Speaker 2: We used to argue way more, but we were younger,
Speaker 2: and like we also in front.
Speaker 3: I'll wear that as well, because I was just a
Speaker 3: more bitter person. I feel, no, it's not you.
Speaker 2: I was also, you know, in the throes of my
Speaker 2: first relationship when we first started all this, and I
Speaker 2: was very distracted by that.
Speaker 3: Oh you were a huge cockhead magnet mistake. But also
Speaker 3: I take most of the blame because I had a
Speaker 3: short fuse. If you think I had a short fuse. Now, babes,
Speaker 3: how is Cheery doing post breakup? That's we've heard.
Speaker 2: Fine, fine, and I'm not even fucking interested. I've got
Speaker 2: a jewel line and I'm fine.
Speaker 3: I've gotta do a lot on a file.
Speaker 2: I'm fine, move on. I couldn't care less.
Speaker 3: The next question, will you ever do a Patreon?
Speaker 2: Oh, we've discussed that, speaking of a KIDDI more money.
Speaker 2: We have discussed it, haven't we.
Speaker 3: We've discussed it. But a it's hard enough getting in
Speaker 3: both of your calendar as it is to record a
Speaker 3: regular episode schedule, let alone bonus content that people pay
Speaker 3: for and b.
Speaker 4: Cost of living crisis.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't feel very just tone deaf to ask.
Speaker 4: For money at the moment.
Speaker 2: Now, I agree, and we both had the same thought
Speaker 2: that yes we could, and what we'd patreon add brief
Speaker 2: and make that a paid episode. But then what so
Speaker 2: the audience that have fallen in love with that segment
Speaker 2: and have become what you having it every day for free,
Speaker 2: every week for free, now have to pay for it.
Speaker 3: I said to you, the thought of you know, there
Speaker 3: might be someone who gets so much joy from this
Speaker 3: podcast and then they're not in a position where I
Speaker 3: can afford to pay for it ascription, and then we
Speaker 3: take that away from them, I said, I just can't
Speaker 3: do that. I will. So instead we're doing two episodes
Speaker 3: a week and not actually getting any extra profit. We're
Speaker 3: just that giving Call me mother to read that, okay.
Speaker 2: I will say, though, don't write it out. I mean
Speaker 2: if we if this becomes our sole income, yeah, which
Speaker 2: it could, and it might. Well if you.
Speaker 3: Quit your job, because I've already quit mine, I'll meet
Speaker 3: you in the middle, babes.
Speaker 2: If I quit, we might have to. But at the
Speaker 2: moment this isn't We don't need making come elsewhere, so
Speaker 2: we're okay. But if this does become our sole income
Speaker 2: ask us that question, then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly and plus, like I said, we're not struggling.
Speaker 3: The kideo has been dormant for four years.
Speaker 2: Angel amount of money in it.
Speaker 4: The next question is there and is it just me
Speaker 4: to in future plans?
Speaker 2: I mean, Mitch, we can say most definitely, can't.
Speaker 4: We Yeah, not this year.
Speaker 3: No, I'll be fully honest because I can't be bothered
Speaker 3: being diplomatic. No, my comedy boss, Andrew, he said, let's
Speaker 3: do podcast shows and then he had a meeting with
Speaker 3: both of us. We were going to do it in
Speaker 3: Sydney and Melbourne in November. Yeah, and then it all
Speaker 3: just kind of never went anywhere and never got off
Speaker 3: the ground because your manager never replied, have you had
Speaker 3: a word with your bullshit manager?
Speaker 2: Okay, calm down, I have let it reply, though I
Speaker 2: don't know where it's at.
Speaker 4: Basically, it's something that we probably will do and we're
Speaker 4: both open to and honestly, we might even do it
Speaker 4: early next year because I can't be bothered writing a
Speaker 4: new show for Sydney and Melbourne Comedy Festival.
Speaker 3: We'll do it to do the podcast in stead.
Speaker 2: All right, next question, but don't If you want to
Speaker 2: see us live in a city near you, it will
Speaker 2: happen one.
Speaker 3: If you really wanted to happen, email Andrew at more
Speaker 3: Talent dot com dot au and tell him that you're deft. Shit,
Speaker 3: someone say, who is that?
Speaker 4: I've got to get that god, Hello, Oh it's the cookies. Yes,
Speaker 4: spoiler alert.
Speaker 3: We actually recorded this episode right after Monday's one. The
Speaker 3: fucking donaheye cookies. He here.
Speaker 2: I didn't get them on the weekend, but I got
Speaker 2: them today. I hope they're fucking good. They should be,
Speaker 2: and they make them fresh to order, so these have
Speaker 2: just been cooked really yeah, and I didn't have the
Speaker 2: kiddyo detail saved, so I fucking paid sixty dollars sixty Yeah,
Speaker 2: thanks mate, cheers, cobber, open them, open them? Are they warm?
Speaker 3: They warm? They warm? Gotta come come. A cookie is
Speaker 3: my favorite fucking thing in the world. With a bit
Speaker 3: ies creamy too?
Speaker 4: Are they are?
Speaker 3: They like? Oh that's danger.
Speaker 2: Now hold them up, Hold them up. Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 2: You know this is like on Survivor when can.
Speaker 4: You take a photo before we do anything?
Speaker 2: Mitchell, there is condensation on my If you're in Sydney
Speaker 2: Baked by Donahey will cook cookies fresh to order.
Speaker 3: For those who didn't hear Monday's episode, we were talking
Speaker 3: about that before me ordered them.
Speaker 4: And now here we are, I'm taking one.
Speaker 2: We're in the middle of the Q and A. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna sample one.
Speaker 3: So the next question is actually for me, So while
Speaker 3: you stuff your fucking face, I'll answer it. It says Tacombs,
Speaker 3: what is the most positive change you've seen in Cheery
Speaker 3: since the Breakup's trot Chip, I'd have to say his
Speaker 3: focus and attention to help. I think of hours a
Speaker 3: fat fucking cookie.
Speaker 2: I will burn it off, don't know.
Speaker 3: The biggest change is just that, I don't know. You
Speaker 3: just seem more present and available.
Speaker 2: I agree with that.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 2: I'm much happier.
Speaker 3: God, they're so so next question, Coombs, I know you're
Speaker 3: a married ma'am, but how are you resisting Cheery right now?
Speaker 2: Well, well, as I.
Speaker 3: Just watched him, so he crumbs off his chest.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad my question came through. I was worried
Speaker 2: I've got I've got poof on my fingers. Jenna's got
Speaker 2: shit on her teeth. It's like she's just eating out moleman.
Speaker 3: And I'm reading out the question, so I can't even
Speaker 3: have a bite.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's a question for you.
Speaker 3: Answer the question.
Speaker 4: No, here's a question for you.
Speaker 2: You want to fuck me or not?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: The question was, how are you resisting Cheery quite easily?
Speaker 2: How do give me one for me and I'll answer
Speaker 2: at you at your cooking?
Speaker 3: Okay, does Cheery ever worry? Things he says on is
Speaker 3: it just me? Could affect his commercial radio job?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's really interesting. The short answer is yes, But
Speaker 2: the long answer is even though it's sad, things just
Speaker 2: said on a whim often, Yeah, very thought out. I
Speaker 2: did call Mitchell this week. No, I know, like it's
Speaker 2: the fucking best Donahi and we have to we have
Speaker 2: to send them this because we need free cookies.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I called Mitchell this week and said, Hey, do you
Speaker 2: think I need to worry about what I'm saying? I
Speaker 2: genuinely did, because I spoke about giving a blowjob on
Speaker 2: a boardwalk, which is the name of my upcoming novel.
Speaker 4: But honestly, this is my answer. I forgot you said that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you're actually said it gives enough of a
Speaker 3: fuck to report that to the kids management. No. True,
Speaker 3: and even if they did, you'd have so many legs
Speaker 3: to stand on. You've got three. In fact, you can
Speaker 3: say no, it's a podcast, different rules, mate, So I
Speaker 3: don't think you have anything to worry about. And we'll
Speaker 3: cross that bridge if we come to it.
Speaker 2: So why is it directed at me? And you could
Speaker 2: get in trouble too?
Speaker 3: Bullshit?
Speaker 2: Oh you're own boss? True exactly? Oh true. Actually, I
Speaker 2: do have to I do have to be careful.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Heyte Mitch's I have a question. This
Speaker 3: is the next question. If you didn't figure that out,
Speaker 3: have Mitch and Sean split up? I have a feeling
Speaker 3: they have. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're addressing it now.
Speaker 3: When I was in Brisbane, I did my sold out
Speaker 3: award winning stand up comedy shows and someone came up
Speaker 3: to me afterwards and said, Hi, how are you can
Speaker 3: I get a.
Speaker 2: Fightto Obviously I got a clue.
Speaker 3: Yeah they did, actually, and they said, by the way,
Speaker 3: there's a rumor going through the is it just me
Speaker 3: cinematic universe? I was like, I'm not across that one,
Speaker 3: so fill me in. They said, the rumor is that
Speaker 3: you and Sean have broken up, and I said, that's
Speaker 3: scumbag didn't even have the guts to break up with
Speaker 3: me to my face, I'm fighting out through a fan.
Speaker 4: Are you fucking serious? And so I said, where is
Speaker 4: this come from?
Speaker 3: Apparently people have been doing their own little bloody conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: In a way, they said that because I went to
Speaker 3: New Zealand on holiday without him, I was obviously fleeing
Speaker 3: the country due to heartbreak. Not true. The man has
Speaker 3: a job to go to whereas I don't. Really so
Speaker 3: I went overseas because my friend suggested it. And the
Speaker 3: other clue was that you didn't post on Instagram the
Speaker 3: whole weekend after you got home for New Zealand. You
Speaker 3: must have been so sad, to which I say, it's
Speaker 3: not uncommon for me to go a whole weekend without posting.
Speaker 3: But also I did post that weekend with Sean. Use
Speaker 3: your eyes, bitch.
Speaker 4: I actually don't know where it's coming from.
Speaker 3: I don't know where it's come from because this is
Speaker 3: not the first time I've been asked if Sean and
Speaker 3: I broke up In fact, if we record long enough,
Speaker 3: he's probably going to turn up. He's on his way here.
Speaker 3: Oh oh really, it really depends on traffic.
Speaker 2: We have enough cookies for him.
Speaker 3: Well, there's three left. Do we want seconds?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I've had one bite and I feel sick.
Speaker 2: I've been whole cookie. So it was Jenna. They were
Speaker 2: so good. That was hot.
Speaker 3: It was wow.
Speaker 2: All right, now, any more questions?
Speaker 4: The next week question do you guys make money from yes?
Speaker 2: Millions to give me a me one?
Speaker 3: This one isn't a question you should post more tiktoks
Speaker 3: of the show. All right, Okay, I haven't got enough
Speaker 3: on my plate. Deal, fuck you anonymous? Anyone looking for
Speaker 3: freelance video editing work. Moving on, Oh, this sounds like
Speaker 3: a cheery question. What's your worst ever red carpet slash
Speaker 3: event moment? I love the behind the scenes celeb life.
Speaker 2: No, oh god, I don't really know.
Speaker 4: One time I vomited on Kylie Gilly's dress.
Speaker 3: You did not, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't really have like your worst moment. I
Speaker 2: haven't do have a worst event. Some events are just
Speaker 2: rat shit and you just get there and you go,
Speaker 2: this is fucking terrible. Once who's Bridget Jones's diary? What's
Speaker 2: that actor? Yeah, renez Elwiger asked me where the bathroom
Speaker 2: was and I told her and then she was that
Speaker 2: and she came back and was like the bath you know,
Speaker 2: she's your squinty ship. The bathroom wasn't there, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I kin'd just made that.
Speaker 3: I don't work here, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a guest. It was Bridget Jones's Babies on
Speaker 2: a road trip whatever fuck the new movie was.
Speaker 4: And you went to that permiere.
Speaker 2: No, it was Judy no oh yeah, when she won
Speaker 2: the Oscar for Judy Garlic. She was extra squinty in
Speaker 2: that role. Yeah, she was weird because I remember thinking
Speaker 2: she just had a slice of lemon.
Speaker 3: She was like, hey, hang you with the daftebs and.
Speaker 2: It was down nowhere is walking guinea pig. But it
Speaker 2: was Rede's Elwiger. That's it. That's all that comes to mind.
Speaker 3: Where would I start to get a career in radio
Speaker 3: and podcasting producing After's Baby?
Speaker 2: No, seriously, go to Afters.
Speaker 4: Or my film television radio score.
Speaker 2: Yes, or my recommendation is joined the street team at
Speaker 2: a radio station. It still is. I think the best
Speaker 2: in in the industry.
Speaker 3: If you feel like you're not extroverted enough to do
Speaker 3: a street team and you're not quite ready to go
Speaker 3: in the deep end of Afters, start at Sydney Tafe
Speaker 3: like I did totally or, which is very much a
Speaker 3: gateway to Afters. Everyone that was in my class went
Speaker 3: to Afters from tape to afters, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I'm single now, so nepotism exists. So if
Speaker 2: you want to real sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I'll edit that out. Where should I start
Speaker 3: to get a career in radio and podcast producing?
Speaker 2: Sack off, Miss Cheery? No, No.
Speaker 3: The next question is, oh, it's not really a question,
Speaker 3: it says Cheery. Try to go one episode without dragging
Speaker 3: Hayden eye roll emojing.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I didn't realize he still followed us for
Speaker 2: one for that question to come in. Can I just
Speaker 2: be honest there if, if if I wanted to, could
Speaker 2: have gone full scorched Earth, but I haven't. It's also
Speaker 2: my fucking podcast, our fucking podcast. I can I can
Speaker 2: drag you everro Like, what's the worst that you've said?
Speaker 2: Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 5: I don't think you've said.
Speaker 3: I don't think I was anything about at all the
Speaker 3: thing I would remember. Let me tell you the things.
Speaker 2: That I could have said and have have withheld from
Speaker 2: the restraint. You know me, I'm already eyeing off a
Speaker 2: second macadamia hail nut cookie. I could have really said
Speaker 2: some said what actually got onte? No, I'm good, I'm
Speaker 2: good now, I'm a right. Yeah, there's a chocolate one.
Speaker 2: Give give me half of that. I didn't realize I
Speaker 2: was on a chocolate cheer them dog. I know I
Speaker 2: ordered just a mixed batch. Okay, thanks guys. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: don't want to talk about him. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Are you doing any more merch anytime soon?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Merch?
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 3: Do I give a diplomatic again? So? Or do we
Speaker 3: be honest?
Speaker 2: Honest?
Speaker 3: I'm waiting on fucking contraceptive diaphram Sam. Why because we
Speaker 3: didn't get a photo together the three of us this year,
Speaker 3: and when we do merch together, we always have a
Speaker 3: photo of the three of us on the mug. We
Speaker 3: got that photo in early August. I still don't have it,
Speaker 3: and I've been nagging, and I keep saying I've got
Speaker 3: a kiddio that I'm not afraid to play with.
Speaker 4: I'll pay you double and he goes.
Speaker 3: No, Nah, happy to do it for a mate, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, at this point, I'm not your mate. I'll
Speaker 3: fucking pay you thirty thousand, name your price. I need
Speaker 3: the photo of us.
Speaker 2: We get a photo.
Speaker 3: The ransom.
Speaker 2: All we'll say on that is we did a photo shoot.
Speaker 2: It's all ready to go. There will be new merch,
Speaker 2: a new product. It's coming. We just waiting and.
Speaker 3: We look gorgeous. And I need that because I've actually
Speaker 3: made several inquiries about the rash shirts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yay, I thought.
Speaker 4: You'd be more excited. Rash shirts are off.
Speaker 2: No, no, please, don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Speaker 2: I will say, though, I have merch available right now.
Speaker 2: Hot Girl Walk merch is available link in my bio
Speaker 2: and Mitch Chury Insta. Buy some Hot.
Speaker 5: Girl Walk matsh shirt.
Speaker 2: You can swim in them though, they're fine. All right,
Speaker 2: one more then let's get out.
Speaker 3: Mitchell Chury, do you regret getting Louis Hanson to fill in?
Speaker 3: Wasn't the same without Coombs?
Speaker 2: Oh? Absolutely not. It was never going to be the same.
Speaker 3: Well, no, that's the thing. I've actually said that to
Speaker 3: a few people that have commented that. I'm like, of course,
Speaker 3: it's not the same. It's not supposed to be.
Speaker 2: It's a different show. It's a different person. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I'm actually it's a different vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm glad it was a different vibe. That's
Speaker 2: what I wanted. That's why we could have had a
Speaker 2: regular fill in, a Tim Abbott, or we could have
Speaker 2: had an all right Hay, but we wanted a different
Speaker 2: creator and we wanted to spot another quick meetian in
Speaker 2: the country.
Speaker 4: When you say wee, I wasn't consulted, but I get where.
Speaker 2: You're coming now. No, I mean, you know, he was
Speaker 2: gorgeous to look at. He's like, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: turn zoom on. I'm like, look, you'll be on the show.
Speaker 2: Put the zoom on if you want to. No, he
Speaker 2: was in Melbourne. Oh, in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: How did you do that?
Speaker 2: Via the radio station? We had a high speed internetline
Speaker 2: took me.
Speaker 4: You'd have to send an email or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had to make calls to text.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you do want to I had to book.
Speaker 3: That is more preparation than you've ever done before.
Speaker 2: Don't be silly. I love Louie and he was great.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that cost.
Speaker 3: The Station of Fortune the ICN line.
Speaker 2: It would have it would have cost him a couple
Speaker 2: of thousand.
Speaker 4: Holy fuck, So you do that for him?
Speaker 3: You wouldn't cross the streets from Shut up, I'm finishing
Speaker 3: the rest of your cookies, emotional leading take you're listening to?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You're listening on Spotify?
Speaker 2: Don't forget to leave a five star? All right? So,
Speaker 2: only a few weeks ago, we launched a new segment
Speaker 2: here on the podcast, and we coined it Jenna's Fable Time.
Speaker 3: Because we realized that Mitch and I talk a lot,
Speaker 3: if not too much, about our own life. We've never
Speaker 3: cuckled the infinite giving teat of Jenna's life. She must
Speaker 3: have so much to offer.
Speaker 2: Well, Jenna's lived more lives than anyone in this country.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all the world?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in nostrodamis in female form? Yes, absolutely so last
Speaker 2: time we heard it, like we said about your earthquake family.
Speaker 5: Story, Yes, two two thousand and two traumatic.
Speaker 2: Now, why don't you hit us with your fable this
Speaker 2: time around?
Speaker 5: Okay, are you guys ready?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I am.
Speaker 4: The answer is on a scale of one to a
Speaker 4: fucking earthquake?
Speaker 5: What are we dealing with um it's on a different
Speaker 5: and let me.
Speaker 4: Just get go on the richt to scale.
Speaker 5: No, it's not on the scale this time.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: So this happened exactly a year after the Venoir two
Speaker 5: incident to the day. No, not to the day, but
Speaker 5: around the same time.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so already it's less interesting.
Speaker 2: So the family recovered this was.
Speaker 5: The first troop after the venue.
Speaker 2: You the worst fucking luck And had your brother been
Speaker 2: found because the last time we heard of him he
Speaker 2: was currently up there with a Maddie McCann and it
Speaker 2: was found.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the taxi driver brought him back away. It's the
Speaker 5: year after my dad books a trip to the Club
Speaker 5: Med at Lindham and Ireland in Queensland.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I get some googling happening Mitchell.
Speaker 5: First of all, Club Med since closed down and it's
Speaker 5: now at a bandoned resorts. There's different YouTube videos where
Speaker 5: you can see it, like Big Brother Star.
Speaker 2: Club Med is an all inclusive package, so you pay like.
Speaker 3: A university group you joined at O week, all the
Speaker 3: medical students join Club Med.
Speaker 2: No, it's a French travel and tourism operate operating business
Speaker 2: specializing in all inclusive holidays, so you'd pay a fee,
Speaker 2: but everything's included, flights, accommodation, travel, food, everything all right,
Speaker 2: continue sounds nice and pleasant.
Speaker 5: So it was lovely getting there, very very nice, and
Speaker 5: as usual. I joined the club, the kids Club, like
Speaker 5: I did. At how old were you at this stage?
Speaker 5: Team would have been I would have been around ten
Speaker 5: or eleven.
Speaker 2: Still teetering on bit older dinosaur chicken nugget.
Speaker 5: At this stage it was the teen Club. Okay, so
Speaker 5: join teen club?
Speaker 2: Sure? And your brother was in there?
Speaker 5: No, he he was going through something. I'll get to him.
Speaker 2: From being kidnapped.
Speaker 5: He didn't join the kids Club, and it's probably the
Speaker 5: best decision anyway. Teen Club.
Speaker 4: Was he violent?
Speaker 3: No, he was just weird.
Speaker 4: Brothers name is Blake, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Really painted a picture for anyone who's wondering. We
Speaker 3: might post a picture of this too. Oh yeah, Blake
Speaker 3: Benson looks like Jenna with a shaved head. They look exactly.
Speaker 2: Better, explained as Jenna Benson looks like Blake Benson with
Speaker 2: a wig on.
Speaker 4: Actually they look so similar.
Speaker 5: Carry on, guess the teen Club. As soon as I
Speaker 5: joined this club, there was something up with it. It
Speaker 5: was very odd. It was unlike any other kids club
Speaker 5: I'd been to, especially after the Vanuatu one, which was
Speaker 5: actually a good, good kids club despite the earthquake. Anyway,
Speaker 5: back to teen club, there were different activities to do,
Speaker 5: and I was forced to join the Club Med circus.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god, what do you mean forced?
Speaker 5: No, I was forced. I was desperate not to join.
Speaker 4: I've got the same thing, and they, oh, you're both clowns.
Speaker 4: I knew it.
Speaker 2: No, I did clown lessons at a kid's club, and
Speaker 2: at nobody that I was a lecturer.
Speaker 4: They said, you're a natural.
Speaker 5: I feel like Club Med was a bit of a cult.
Speaker 2: It was very so what would they say to you
Speaker 2: as an eleven year old? You know?
Speaker 5: So, I'd say, I don't feel comfortable doing the trapeze
Speaker 5: because I'm scared of height and I've.
Speaker 4: Never done apease in my life.
Speaker 2: I'm not a clown of a kid.
Speaker 3: Aren't just hang me from the air?
Speaker 5: Yes. Anyway, they pretty much threatened me.
Speaker 3: How with a gun.
Speaker 2: It would have been a gun, but when they pulled
Speaker 2: the trigger, it was a little flag that said bank
Speaker 2: because they're clowns.
Speaker 5: No, they they're very gas lighty.
Speaker 2: Well, they're clowns.
Speaker 4: Hang on, where's the sting?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, whatever. Anyway, so I was forced to join
Speaker 5: the circus club within Club med and I was so
Speaker 5: every week they would do that. We were there for
Speaker 5: about two weeks. Every week they would do it.
Speaker 2: You take big trips.
Speaker 5: It was school holidays. It was so every week they'd
Speaker 5: have like a little performance thing. Anyway, I was.
Speaker 4: You were there for two weeks, so there were two performances.
Speaker 5: No, the first week was the stuff performances of Greece.
Speaker 3: Oh the fuck that sounds dreadful. Some bronky arts motel
Speaker 3: in Queensland doing their own production of Greece.
Speaker 2: That's my point. But there's no who's invested in the cars.
Speaker 2: You don't know who they are.
Speaker 5: Well, we all have to sit through it.
Speaker 4: Anywhere with a ticket, it could the public go and
Speaker 4: see green.
Speaker 5: No, just club meant.
Speaker 2: Benefits to being in the club men, All right, carry on.
Speaker 5: You was the circus show. I got picked to do
Speaker 5: the bike tricks so and.
Speaker 3: Then a unicycle or two wheels.
Speaker 5: No, so there was the staff member riding the bike
Speaker 5: and me and another guy had to go on the
Speaker 5: back wheel. Wait, both of you, one on either side.
Speaker 3: It's what you were talking about where it gets weird.
Speaker 5: It was your brother, No, no, no, anywhere about six
Speaker 5: of us.
Speaker 3: The bike, just two.
Speaker 2: The other four were doing up t.
Speaker 5: Me in this fourteen year old boy who looked like seven.
Speaker 4: Were you sitting on the same seat.
Speaker 5: No, we were standing up on the little pedal thing.
Speaker 3: The pegs, pegs, pegs, the pegs. Did you share pegs?
Speaker 5: Different pigs. I was on one side, he was on
Speaker 5: the other and.
Speaker 3: Very heavy, and what if he was morbidly obese?
Speaker 4: I could have capsized the bike.
Speaker 5: If we got picked to do this, and it was
Speaker 5: It's the reason why I have anxiety.
Speaker 4: I've always wondered.
Speaker 5: It was a horrendous experience. Every day from nine till
Speaker 5: five we had to practice circus while my mom and
Speaker 5: dad went archery, and it was the word.
Speaker 4: They also doing archery from nine to five.
Speaker 5: Pretty much. They were doing bushwalks, all the fun stuff,
Speaker 5: while I was stuck in the little auditory. This is
Speaker 5: bike tricks.
Speaker 2: It's the benefit to club med exercises and exclusive events
Speaker 2: like archery and circus. So decently were of course, of course,
Speaker 2: all right, so you'd practice the bike and the pegging.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 5: So then the day before that to organize costumes.
Speaker 4: Oh god, it was like the mass singer.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 3: There is that the envelope? Can you google if this
Speaker 3: fucking cult place is still going?
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 5: It's abandoned.
Speaker 4: Now, Oh that's why you said that. Sorry, keep going.
Speaker 5: We were given a purple leotard each, including the boys.
Speaker 5: What age I was ten eleven? It ranged from around
Speaker 5: ten to sixteen.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a weird age. Where is it
Speaker 3: cute if they're in a leotard a little girl at ballet?
Speaker 4: Or is it like, oh that's a team?
Speaker 3: It wasn't, mitche.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. There is one club med circus school
Speaker 2: still in Bread. It's the Circus School club Med Cantata.
Speaker 5: I'm not joking, Okay, anyway, I'll get back to look
Speaker 5: hear this.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: So it was the night of the performance. I was
Speaker 5: already I'd done our rehearsals with rehearsed for days. This
Speaker 5: is where my brother comes into it. So everybody at
Speaker 5: the resort had to attend the circus show. Oh no,
Speaker 5: but my brother was My brother had a fear of
Speaker 5: being called up by the circus.
Speaker 3: Oh no. He had audience interaction.
Speaker 2: I imagine that's stressful.
Speaker 5: He had to be locked in the hotel room. He
Speaker 5: locked himself in so we couldn't get back in.
Speaker 2: He didn't want to expence.
Speaker 4: He thought you were a clown. I'd made that mistake
Speaker 4: many times.
Speaker 2: After the show. He thought you were a clown.
Speaker 5: He thought that I would take him onto her stage,
Speaker 5: so he locked himself in.
Speaker 2: Anyways, substantially older than you.
Speaker 5: That a year, two years younger than younger than you.
Speaker 3: What does he do for work? Can you remind me?
Speaker 5: He does marketing for a wine company.
Speaker 3: That's that's very off Broadway. It's not He's not.
Speaker 2: Like Jenna, No, not like me, podcaster.
Speaker 5: So we were doing the circus tricks. It was going
Speaker 5: really really well.
Speaker 3: He wasn't even there to support you.
Speaker 2: So you nailed the bike pegging.
Speaker 5: I was actually really good, and my mom said I
Speaker 5: was very good at pegging, and I just desperately didn't
Speaker 5: want to go. I didn't want to be in it,
Speaker 5: but I was, and I successfully.
Speaker 3: That's very Jenner to this day. That attitude prevails. She
Speaker 3: doesn't want to be here, but she's fucking here through.
Speaker 5: And I nailed that performance. But the girl on the
Speaker 5: trapeze didn't Oh no, what so it wasn't? Is it
Speaker 5: called thez This one is.
Speaker 3: The one that pink swings from. She's going so what
Speaker 3: I'm still that.
Speaker 5: Was one of them, but this one was that It
Speaker 5: was like.
Speaker 2: It's a bar hoop in there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, nice circus clowns love that shit.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 5: The girl fell off?
Speaker 3: To carry in.
Speaker 5: The ambulance?
Speaker 3: Came, No, no, no, no, no no wait, don't skip to
Speaker 3: the ambulance. You always do this. She fell off and
Speaker 3: then what? Oh?
Speaker 2: How old was this little girl?
Speaker 5: She was a bit older than me, so I'd say
Speaker 5: about thirteen.
Speaker 2: Too damn old to be. She knew better.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I just this is where I thought the
Speaker 3: story was headed. I thought you were going to say
Speaker 3: she fell and snapped her neck, So please just tell
Speaker 3: me that she was like mostly fine, just needed to
Speaker 3: be checked out.
Speaker 5: No, they took her away on a stretcher, but it.
Speaker 3: Took them a while to get the ambulance. Then what
Speaker 3: happened in the meantime? Where have you blocked that out?
Speaker 5: No, because we're on an island, so it did take them.
Speaker 2: Of course, you surrounded by sea with that hour, That's
Speaker 2: what we need to want a Friday episode.
Speaker 3: We do, we do.
Speaker 2: Wait, was she in a clown outfit? No, she was
Speaker 2: in a leotard, the purple one.
Speaker 3: Does she have a camel tane?
Speaker 5: Everyone did. I'll try and find the photo.
Speaker 2: Please your old children, do not publish that.
Speaker 3: I don't. That's good.
Speaker 2: Don't publish that blur up that part.
Speaker 3: That would look so much worse.
Speaker 2: The club metal. That's sort her out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And what condition was she?
Speaker 4: Did she have a bone or anything?
Speaker 5: She was just lying down. She was unconscious.
Speaker 2: So your brother is sitting in the room of the
Speaker 2: doll logs and.
Speaker 5: We had to do bike tricks again.
Speaker 2: To keep the.
Speaker 5: Audience entertained and to distracted.
Speaker 3: The audience know that there's actually something much bigger.
Speaker 5: Who was in the audience The guy who plays the
Speaker 5: man from Snowing River.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 5: No, but he sat at our table.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait was it the man from Yes? Yes,
Speaker 2: all the actor.
Speaker 5: He's the main actor in it.
Speaker 3: So he's the man I'm googling. All I know is
Speaker 3: secret thought and that's all Tom Berlin's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's him. He was in the audience and he
Speaker 5: watched my bike Tricks and watched the girl fall from
Speaker 5: the and.
Speaker 3: What did he say? You've got something, kid, You've got something.
Speaker 3: I've got the chops acting wise myself, and I can
Speaker 3: recognize that you're going somewhere.
Speaker 5: Who was supposed to leave the island the next day,
Speaker 5: but he decided they wanted to stay longer, so they
Speaker 5: stayed in extra week.
Speaker 3: You'd acurely to see the circuit.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're kidding me?
Speaker 3: She never kids?
Speaker 2: Can I just say?
Speaker 4: He quite frankly, can't make this ship U high?
Speaker 2: That that really tickled me. That was a great fable, Jenna.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I haven't finished.
Speaker 3: Please please do Okay, so it's supposed to a bit
Speaker 3: of shorter episodes for fuck sake. Anyway, your brother's locked
Speaker 3: in the room. This is what I need to know.
Speaker 5: We couldn't get in.
Speaker 3: Did the woman vibe? Actually? Sorry?
Speaker 5: Well I don't know. I didn't see her again because
Speaker 5: we left like the next day.
Speaker 3: I wasn't curious.
Speaker 5: I was traumatized for you, and you didn't purple a tired.
Speaker 3: That's actually the least traumatic part of the whole story.
Speaker 3: Just so you know, you've actually got off quite lightly.
Speaker 5: I thought I was going to die anyway. I thought
Speaker 5: that I was friends with teen Club. So the thing is,
Speaker 5: so as people get on the island, they sang absolutely everybody, everybody.
Speaker 3: Every Vanessa and Morossi, yeah, and they sang the traditional
Speaker 3: tongues of the Queens lamp.
Speaker 5: Paper sang it when you left as well. So my
Speaker 5: family were the only ones on the boat leaving the
Speaker 5: next day, and the teen Club were forced to come
Speaker 5: and farewell. Anyway, they was sinking absolutely everybody and this
Speaker 5: is really really sad and it made me cry at
Speaker 5: the time. Then instead of waving, they just turned around
Speaker 5: and started talking to a ch other.
Speaker 4: Ah, So you just kind of floated off into the distance.
Speaker 2: So they all sung everybody, everybody, every people in the world.
Speaker 2: They kicked the canoe and they just walked.
Speaker 3: They didn't wave back.
Speaker 5: Every other time someone had left, I was always absolutely
Speaker 5: everybody away, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 3: How many meters did they give it until they until
Speaker 3: they turned I'd say about five, Like you were spitting distance,
Speaker 3: you were still there. You could fucking cop away.
Speaker 5: I could have jumped you know what.
Speaker 2: They weren't gossiping. They were mourning the loss of their
Speaker 2: their sister who perished the night before.
Speaker 5: I think this was a cult. There was something up
Speaker 5: with it. It was very weird, right.
Speaker 3: Isn't it possible that paranoia has been a side effect
Speaker 3: of this, because I don't know if it was a cult.
Speaker 3: Sure they may have been right mules. No one's contesting
Speaker 3: that they were right mules. They were And obviously the
Speaker 3: I wait Janessa wasn't quite up to scratch.
Speaker 5: No, that's why they closed there.
Speaker 3: Anyways, your brothers still locked in the room.
Speaker 5: Yes, why did that.
Speaker 3: Part come up?
Speaker 5: We had to go to reception and get the key.
Speaker 5: And then he started screaming because he thought I was
Speaker 5: going to take him back onto the bike track and you.
Speaker 3: Said, no, no, you've got no stage presents. I would never.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's the club Med.
Speaker 2: Story so informative. I felt like I really was it
Speaker 2: club Meed.
Speaker 3: If we had more time, Dot Wiggans should call that
Speaker 3: fucking place. Oh God, but no, no, that would be
Speaker 3: breaking our sobriety against phone calls.
Speaker 4: It really would we not pank, not phone calls.
Speaker 5: We're very traumatized by club meds.
Speaker 3: Think opening up Jenna to look into this bitch later
Speaker 3: because I'm not happy.
Speaker 2: Club Med with lindaman Iland is the last club Med
Speaker 2: circus school that exists.
Speaker 3: So if you're thinking of going on a holiday to
Speaker 3: fucker cut and just don't.
Speaker 4: It's not good, especially for the kids.
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 5: Don't join the circus.
Speaker 4: Unless you want your kids to turn out like Jenna
Speaker 4: in which.
Speaker 3: Go for it?
Speaker 5: Do you really?
Speaker 2: Let's go home?
Speaker 3: We should go? Let's good idea?
Speaker 2: God, is it gonna be a thing that Wednesday episodes
Speaker 2: are more chaotic? I feel, I hope, so.
Speaker 5: Bring it on.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe we should do a Sunday dusk episode Cries
Speaker 3: on a bike, this whole podcast and the take Over
Speaker 3: my Life all consuming.
Speaker 2: Let's do one from our morning third with our phone,
Speaker 2: with our phones, all right, Thank you for listening. Leave
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Speaker 2: We'd love that and we will see you all Monday.
Speaker 4: Catch you on Monday.
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Speaker 4: Welcome to eighty D Brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 4: On the end, we pretend we're done, but we're not.
Speaker 3: We really risk the secret being exposed by doing it
Speaker 3: twice a week.
Speaker 2: We do, but that's all right. You know we haven't
Speaker 2: been caught in four years, so I think we can
Speaker 2: power through.
Speaker 4: You know, you out of us. In episode one six two.
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot and as I did it, I freaked
Speaker 2: the fuck out.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, you said to me. We
Speaker 3: were singing Winna takes it all, and I was like,
Speaker 3: we need to go. You said it doesn't matter. It's
Speaker 3: eighty D beef, and I said, it fully isn't it's not.
Speaker 2: I've had to take my headphones off because my right
Speaker 2: ears overheating because you know, I got my ear pissed
Speaker 2: what like three months ago. Yeah, healed, amazing. I can
Speaker 2: change earrings. Great. I got an earing for my birthday
Speaker 2: that I wanted to put in and I did and
Speaker 2: it was a bit tight, and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm going to get a thinner sleeper just so
Speaker 2: I can wear a silver sleeper that doesn't have a
Speaker 2: ball on it, because I had the I had the
Speaker 2: beginner sleeper. Yeah. Yes, so I'm gonna go to go
Speaker 2: go to hairhouse warehouse and just get a cheap fucking sleeper.
Speaker 4: So now it's getting a free sleeper.
Speaker 2: No no, no, I paid it was ten bucks. Go
Speaker 2: to house weaar house and I go, Hi, I need
Speaker 2: to get a sleeper put in. I just want like
Speaker 2: a silver one with no ball on it.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, he's honey. Then we get you on.
Speaker 2: She was so perky I was, and then she do
Speaker 2: you want to put it in for you? Because they
Speaker 2: give me really dull like and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's really nice. So I love that. She like, all right,
Speaker 2: come back to the room.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't have bought it knowing that if it's going
Speaker 3: to be hard and you need a second pair of
Speaker 3: hands to put in. Fuck that.
Speaker 2: Well, because we were a Westfield, I think she just thought, like,
Speaker 2: you have to find a mirror. Let me pop it in.
Speaker 2: She goes, you want to wear it now? And I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: let me put it usually hid my Also, this seventeen
Speaker 2: year old girl with bright red hair and piercings in
Speaker 2: every free amount of space she's got on her forehead.
Speaker 2: Lex It takes me in his back room and then
Speaker 2: she goes, I I to take this one out. I
Speaker 2: want to chuck it. I might chuck it, babe. I
Speaker 2: don't want it. So she checks it out and then
Speaker 2: she I'm kind of just talking to her, and I'm
Speaker 2: sitting there with my legs cross, looking down at my
Speaker 2: lap because I can't see my love. And then she goes,
Speaker 2: all right, deep breath, one, two, three, and she pieces
Speaker 2: my ear.
Speaker 3: What she pierced my year.
Speaker 4: And I went, oh, wait, wait, wait a different ear
Speaker 4: the same hole.
Speaker 3: Oh, And I went, your hull was too tight?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 4: And I had a dollar.
Speaker 2: Right, we're out of Westfield too, if i'd have three dollars,
Speaker 2: And I go, what did you just do?
Speaker 3: Should I pierce it?
Speaker 2: Hone chewing gum? I go, and I go, I didn't
Speaker 2: want it pierced. And then she said, oh, was already pierced.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, there was an earring in it, and
Speaker 2: she went, I thought the problem was what was closing up?
Speaker 2: And you wanted because she said it was tight because
Speaker 2: I did mention that it was tight, tight hole, And
Speaker 2: I go, I did, but I didn't want you to
Speaker 2: re pierce it. Sorry about the hamp well, the new
Speaker 2: piercings in no swimming for twelve to eighteen weeks, and.
Speaker 3: I was like, excuse, excuse me, twelve to eighteen it's
Speaker 3: far too big of a window. By the way, so
Speaker 3: like by week fifteen, do you go roll the diet
Speaker 3: and then she takes her to the front counter and
Speaker 3: goes twenty for the earing and thirty five for the piercing.
Speaker 4: Oh that's gumbag.
Speaker 3: Actually, do you know what for one? Give them a
Speaker 3: shout o name business? I wanted every detailed.
Speaker 2: Hairhouse warehouse Westfield Miranda, and her name was No. I
Speaker 2: would never, I would never.
Speaker 1: But.
Speaker 3: Oh of course.
Speaker 2: Well I get good to the check out, I pay
Speaker 2: and pay for the piercing because she offered me a service.
Speaker 2: And then she goes, oh, I'm gonna get me an alcohol. White, baby,
Speaker 2: you're bleeding. It's a fucking a lot. So she gives
Speaker 2: me an alcohol. Actually, hold that on their real tar. Okay,
Speaker 2: no swimming twelve to eighteen weeks, but I have to
Speaker 2: walk around Western with a bleeding is So now my
Speaker 2: ears fucking been re pierced and I'm back to square one.
Speaker 4: And so was it infected or anything?
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, thank god, because it's been a week since.
Speaker 2: But I was so worried it was going to get reinfected.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got another eleven to eighteen weeks to wait
Speaker 3: before we can swim. Mate, and I did go it
Speaker 3: for raining.
Speaker 2: It don't count, no, because I asked about sweat because
Speaker 2: now I'm exercising and it's sweats. So I was like,
Speaker 2: is that all right?
Speaker 3: But you exercising?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Had you not done that before?
Speaker 2: You know me? You know the end that, No, my
Speaker 2: lobes were dry anyway. I was just so shocked.
Speaker 4: You've got a dry hole?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I do. Now I'm reluctant to tell
Speaker 2: sex stories. Get in your head on my well, it
Speaker 2: wasn't in my head. I've got no, I'm just reluctant.
Speaker 3: No, I don't be if you've got a really good one, sure, yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe not the B sides. Yeah, I don't need to
Speaker 3: hear about someone sending you a nude like that's just
Speaker 3: standard practice.
Speaker 2: That was the start. That was the remember the first time,
Speaker 2: Yeah what I thought.
Speaker 3: We weren't talking about that. By the way, do you
Speaker 3: know how many questions I got about to be honest,
Speaker 3: ever kissed or fucked? And I just didn't include them
Speaker 3: because I'm like, I'm pretty sure we've made that clear
Speaker 3: that you desperately wanted me because you're an animal with
Speaker 3: urgers and I can do better.
Speaker 4: You're an animal with urgents, I'm an animal with standard
Speaker 4: Make that the.
Speaker 2: New description of the show. Well, once I hit thirty
Speaker 2: a couple of animals. Now we've we've never we've never
Speaker 2: done anything. I've actually never even kissed. No, we've kissed
Speaker 2: the same person.
Speaker 3: We've probably hugged about three times.
Speaker 2: We hugged on my birthday.
Speaker 3: Had we've had tapes. Actually, there was a question earlier,
Speaker 3: what have you noticed about which posts breakup? And the
Speaker 3: thing I've noticed is that he's not faithful to one man.
Speaker 3: He obviously was saving his hands for the one man,
Speaker 3: but now he'll hug me.
Speaker 2: What a waste if partner had the same respect. I cookie,
Speaker 2: it's a big cook. I've got Donna's email. Should I
Speaker 2: send her a text? Should I send her an email
Speaker 2: and just thank her.
Speaker 3: Thank her for playing sixty, and just go in, like
Speaker 3: back yourself in and just confidently call her don like
Speaker 3: you're on a nickname basis. Hey Don, it's me, Hey d.
Speaker 2: Hey it's him. I'm not joking. She had this gay
Speaker 2: ass assistant next to her holding a clipboard, and he
Speaker 2: had bleached blonde hairys and a denim set. He looked
Speaker 2: at me like it was like the Devil Wears prior.
Speaker 2: He was like, shoe fuck out of my office. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, we should go. I hope people enjoyed the
Speaker 2: two week two episodes this week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just for something different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit of fun mate, I like dead. We'll yeah,
Speaker 2: and we'll keep doing it.
Speaker 3: Don't forget to do the five star crap there, leave
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Speaker 2: Yeah, double double the whem me. I hope you enjoyed
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see you then. Oh fuck, hang on what
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least one
Speaker 3: point five percent better today. That's all so we did.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I nearly forgot.
Speaker 2: I know, I imagine, imagine after four years and all
Speaker 2: that sugar in your system too, it's.
Speaker 4: I'm having that sugar crack.
Speaker 3: So let's go. The teachers were right, they were, they were.
Speaker 2: It was a lot they were.
Speaker 3: Remember they always said, now it's the day of an exam,
Speaker 3: don't have sugar. Have a crumpet. There they did, and
Speaker 3: they have a point.
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