WEBVTT - #164: Donna Hay Cookies 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.200 This is it just. 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:09.960 Stood a black couple of mitches. Yeah, ye, bless yourself 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.960 for the rude shocks of young adulthood in high school, 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.520 I thought compulsory. I meant you had a choice. So 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:19.920 my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:27.400 I went fantastic and drama is Mitch Julie and Mitchell 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:29.520 Cou's hello. 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:34.040 You, Yeah, hello you doing here at this time of week? 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.400 Doesn't it feel weird on school holidays and you go 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:39.760 back and visit school and it's like everything's all shut up. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.240 It's like, have you ever been back to year old 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:44.880 high school or even primary school as an adult? 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:45.159 Have been? 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:47.280 Like? Was it always this tiny? 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:47.519 Yeah? 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.159 I literally went back today. I went back to my 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.200 high school today. Yes, before I went. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.280 To it before the courts. 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:57.800 Yes, And of course no I'm doing this. I'm speaking 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:59.200 to the year twelve students. So I had to go 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.520 and have a chat with a Yeah. Yeah, anyway, I 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:02.760 went to the school today. It's on my way to 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:03.200 the gym. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.800 I'm so jealous that I've not been given the call 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.560 up really as a successful alumni. 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:10.840 Oh they asked me in twenty nineteen, and then COVID hit. 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:12.880 Then it got postponed, and I think, fuck, I've had 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.080 more successes since then. I can finally That's what I've 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.880 got more to talk about. So, yeah, I did go back, 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.720 but they've renovated, and I'm like, ah, I got splinters 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.080 in my ass every day from sitting on the wooden benches. 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:24.440 Now they've got silver seats. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:27.040 I could talk all day about that. Every time I 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.800 leave somewhere. They just improved drastically after I was there, 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:34.040 Like high school, they got a brand new music and drama. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:34.880 Room as soon as I left. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.399 Yeah, after as the radio school I went to, as 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:40.920 soon as I left, they changed. They completely changed the 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:44.240 software they were teaching. So my qualification out of date, Yeah, 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:47.760 right instantly, my old tape. They got a new facility 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:49.200 and it's way better than the old one. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:49.720 Wow. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.320 And then even kiss FM. I was begging for a 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.520 new laptop for about three years because the old one 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.640 was shitting slow. You bet your ass. As soon as 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.400 I resigned, the guy that replaced me got a new 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.520 fucking laptop, didn't he What was that say about you? 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:02.760 I don't know what does. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:03.240 It say about me? 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:06.200 Did it say that I'm not worthy of rewards or 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:07.880 does that say that I don't put up enough of 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:08.280 a fart? 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.399 Yes, yeah, you're worthy of everything in the world. But yes, 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.320 you need to You need to vocalize what you need more, Mitchell. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:15.520 I don't know price keep it, Jenny, you were there. 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.639 I was pretty fucking vocal about one of a new laptop, 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.000 wasn't that? Oh? Absolutely, yeah. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:20.519 I'm gonna be honest. If you walked up to the 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.480 fucking center management at afters and you went HI, time 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.480 to renovate, like, I'd go fuck off. I hope you're 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.040 not exactly shame have renovated. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.760 They just completely changed their course, which means mine's already 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.560 out of date. Like I'll speak radio to you. Yeah, 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.560 as soon as I left, they stopped teaching next Gy 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.320 and started teaching Zetter. Oh my, and now everyone has that. 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:40.000 I don't know how to use it. That is a 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.720 waste of a degree, I know. So I can't get 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:42.560 a job as a panel lot. 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.240 Well, I'm learning how to use that her at the moment, 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:49.119 so it's more intuitive. Your brain will like it more. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:50.280 But it is completely different. 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.000 Okay, good tonight. So I don't need to re enroll. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:53.919 No, no, God, no, no, just come to the school 0:02:53.919 --> 0:03:00.240 of cherry. Yeah, the teacher's late again. Yeah. Well, hi one, 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.520 welcome to our second weekly episode, our Wednesday episode. Yeah, 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.800 I like this is very fine. Pride Keeper, Jenna, what 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.760 do you do Wednesdays? Wednes you have pilarates on Wednesdays? 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.480 I do polarates mondays. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:12.440 Learned to show. 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.880 Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.200 What, Jenna, did you just say every day? 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:20.359 No except Tuesday? 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:21.040 All right? 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:26.560 Did you just say every week? I do beltes Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday, Friday, Monday. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:28.280 Well that's impressive. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.520 Yes, yeah, you've got You're very toned. Oh, thank you 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:32.760 so much, very toned. 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:33.280 Thank you. 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:34.720 This is a bit me too careful. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:37.040 I can compliment. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.720 Assess the one female in the room. Let's assess her. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:43.840 For who's going to be the first to fall off 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.200 the fucking bandwagon. Because the three of us are in 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:48.360 our fitness journeys. None of us isn't give on. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.320 For dear life. Mate at any moment. 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.400 I really know, I'm still pretty motivated, Jenna. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:54.320 Yeah, I'm pretty good. Pretty good. 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.280 Mitchell, come to You can't be the fircast. What do 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.960 you mean you can't do whatever you want? It's your 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.200 and one of us needs to be, you know, frumpy. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:08.120 We can't all be gorgeous. That's true. I was the 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:09.360 frumpy one everyone could relate. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.400 Now, so you're saying that I actually should fall off 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.080 the bandwagon because it would be nice for your sake 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.240 if I'm the frumpy Mitch. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.640 No, I don't know. I would have just been the 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.800 frumpy mitch for four years. But I'll take one for 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.039 the team. Take the battlement, mate, Order a deep dish pizza. 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:24.840 Don't even notice my weight loss anyway, man? 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:26.520 Is it we frump Mitchell? 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.159 They did? Did you have to point it out in 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.280 an hour long special? Yes, but they did. They did. 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:32.960 Well. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.080 People have stopped complimenting me now they're like, no, we 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:37.600 see his jaw line now. Fucking I don't give a shit. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.640 No one messages about anything, No one cares. 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:43.359 Can I just show you what your current pose was. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.200 What this is my pav? I'm you okay? 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.200 You were like, yeah, we can see a drawline. Fucking 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.320 you were doing the most unflattering double tin post as 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.440 you said that, and I'm like, I still can't know. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:55.720 I'm sitting down. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.080 Maybe go for another dumb bitch. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:58.120 Well, I can't see. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.320 It's not a flattering position for you. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:03.200 It was just as you delivered the line of how 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:05.360 good your jawline was, I'm like, it's quite frankly, never 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.440 looked worse. In fact, it looks now. Look at him 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.760 elongating his neck to try and counteract. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:17.120 It, don't you laugh? Well, welcome to Is it just me? 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.320 See? This is what you've been missing out with only 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.800 one episode a week. Feral Today, And. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.960 If it is your first time listening, we start the 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.679 show every show with an is it just me something 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:29.560 we've noticed, hate or appreciate? Today? Let's kick it off 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:30.480 with a listener, don't you think? 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:31.840 Guys? Yes, then it just you. 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.520 We've got Sarah joining us from Newcastle in New South 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:35.839 Wales with an is it just me? 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:36.360 Of her own? 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:37.120 Hello? Sarah? 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:38.320 Hi, Sarah Hi? 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:39.760 How are you going all the. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.839 Better for hearing your gorgeous voice? Sarah? What's happened in Newcastle? 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.880 Nothing? Really? I'm a teacher, so I go back to 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.120 work on Mondays. I'm just trying to soak up the 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.760 last day before it's Wednesday. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:52.279 Sarah. 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.039 You must remember theater of the mind. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:55.120 You must listen. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.960 Sorry, you're a few days. 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:03.120 Thank you I feel like it's nearly the weekend day 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:04.479 people can listen to this. 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.480 Someone in twenty twenty nine is going to be listening 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:08.200 to it and be like, what the fuck are they 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.600 talking about? All right, Sarah, Bradley's going to count you 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:12.440 in and hit us with you. Is it just me? Okay? 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:13.080 Okay? 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.240 Is it just me? 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.920 Do you find it fucking disgusting that people take their 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:25.159 phone with them to the toilet and use it? Oh? 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:25.880 Grow up? 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.440 I would agree with you, Sarah, However that would make 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:30.880 me what you call a hypocrite. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:34.520 Yes, I did have the feeling that, Yeah, what do. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:35.960 You think you had the feeling that I looked like 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:36.880 their fucking phone shit. 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:40.560 I just I just know that it's like a really 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.159 common thing for people to do. Like, I just know. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.200 I see it all over my pictures, like people comment saying, 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:48.560 I'm like, I'm literally shooting while watching this and all 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.800 the rest of it. I just I can't understand why. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.960 So are you prepared to come on this podcast and 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:55.880 lie and say you've never done it in your life? 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.680 Yeah? No, I never had Oh bullshit? 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:02.880 Bullshit, im bullshit. You've never done a little quick Wii 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:04.960 or a poo and held your phone in your hand 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:05.799 and scrolled TikTok. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.599 But I don't don't take my phone with me, and 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:12.960 I can't imagine sitting there and consuming content while you're 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.080 doing that, like how do you concentrate? How does it 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:15.680 pick you off? 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:18.440 Rather than that than focus on the fact that my 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:23.800 asshole is opening to dispose of fecal matter of obscene 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.120 colors and smells. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.640 Can I ask a simple question for you, Sarah? Are 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.800 you a germophobe? 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.080 Oh? Yeah, massively, that's what. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.520 Okay, So COVID must have been rough for you. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:33.360 Yeah, how a little bit? 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.360 I guess how dry were your hands with all the 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:36.760 hand sanitizer. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.360 Got to vest in a really good moisturage? 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.680 Or is my kids good tip? 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:43.520 Please like an oatmeal based kind of thing. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.400 Love my abino if it makes you feel any better, Sarah, 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.480 I did see a TikTok or something talking about how 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.800 there's actually more germs on your phone screen than the 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:56.360 bottom of your shoe or a toilet seats itself. And 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.040 so ever since that, I brought phone wipes, which is 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.760 probably a scam. Just what I've just got phone screen whites, 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:04.440 and so I give it a wipe when I've been 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.480 in the bathroom because I actually time my day around it. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.840 I'm like, I've got a crap, I'll check my emails. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:11.520 Yeah, you know. 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.640 I'm like, it's a good opportunity to check my phone 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:14.880 because I'm usually on my laptop. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.080 Yeah, I understand like that whole, like especially like parents. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.760 I guess there's like an escape from that. Yeah, I 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.840 might want to like factory in that time, So I 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:23.560 do get that. 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.200 The thing is, though, Sarah, you know, I don't want 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.600 to laugh in the face of germophobia. It's a real thing, gemophobia. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:30.960 I think it's a jenophobia. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:31.960 We've all got that. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:33.640 I was like, oh my god, there's a diagnosis. 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.679 No no, but I mean, like, if you haven't been 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.800 sick for I highly doubt I've ever been sick from 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:41.400 having two particles on my phone. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.400 I'm not saying it would make you sick. I just 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.360 think it's gross, Like where do you put your phone? 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:46.920 When you want? What do you doing? 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:48.199 I get to break it to you, but between the 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.680 hours of eleven thirty and midnight, I'm doing some obscene 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.959 things in one hand, and my phone is often covered 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:54.720 in others. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.800 And sometimes you have to swap because one risk gets tight. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.920 Yes, yes, I'm just saying the least if you were. 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.679 I was just about to say, ship is the least 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.680 of my problems on my device. Don't even get me 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:10.680 sat on my fucking iPad, Sarah. Well, okay, get some wipes. 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:11.240 You'll be found. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.240 Oh I bet you've got wipes. If anyone's got fucking wipes, Sarah. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:17.280 Yeah, yeah, Sarah. 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:19.600 Make sure you DM a couple of mitches because Jenna 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:20.800 will hook you up with the prize. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.120 Just a little thanks coming. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:25.680 I love you, Sarah. Thank you. 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:28.240 Now you can get in touch to send us a 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:30.160 d M, or you can text us Mitch. Isn't that right? 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:30.760 Oh? 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:32.200 It's so correct? 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.880 Do I remember the number? Do I actually do? 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:37.040 You? 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:37.480 That's a better? 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.280 Do you know what I think I do? I think 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.520 I do. I'm going to back myself in here in 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:45.079 check ready. Oh four double two nine four eight two 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:45.560 o two. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:46.440 Let's have a look. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.320 Oh four double late nine four eight. Yeah, I know 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.559 the new number of my heart. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:54.160 Mitch is competent at his job. 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:56.000 Job. 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:57.880 We all have our jobs. You have more than I do, 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.920 but we're not. Let's not open up that can of words. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.240 Yeah, no, it's fine. We'll open that can up when 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.640 it comes it's killing in the assets. We have a 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.040 question about that coming up in our four year anniversary 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:08.520 Q and A. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.199 By the way, yes, we're doing a Q and A 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:12.120 on the show because the year we celebrated on Monday. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.640 But it's our four years of Jim. Four years is 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:19.880 a long time. Your longest relationship, Mitchell, it's your longest relationship. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:21.640 Oh fuck, you're right. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:23.800 You and I, You and I, and we're stronger than ever. 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:24.959 By the way, I will say. 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:28.559 That I've read through the questions and someone has asked 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.040 about my relationship, and I will address that in this 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:31.640 Q and A. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:33.319 Oh my god, you want to do the Q and 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:34.680 A now or Jennet's fable? 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.920 Let's do the Q and A and then because coming up, 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:38.920 Jenna's got a story to tell you, Yes, a fable. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:43.280 Last time we heard about her ill fated trip to 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.840 in the middle of the worst earthquake they've ever had. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:45.480 Y that's true. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.440 I don't know if it's the worst earthquake they've ever had. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.400 By all accounts, it was survivable. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.360 I was talking about the Benson family. 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:55.880 What's your worst earthquake? 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:56.600 Just personally? 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.679 Ahi, guys two thousand and eight awful. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.040 All right, let's get into this Q and A. And 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:07.040 remember this time the questions were able to be sent 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:10.280 in anonymously. We haven't done this before. If you didn't 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.040 get a question in this time, we'll put a link 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.600 in the show notes where you can leave a question 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.560 for next time. But first up we have do you 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.520 both make an income from the podcast or does it 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.760 just support you in your other jobs? So when we 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:26.080 allude to our kidio as in the podcast bank account 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:30.440 that exists, yes we have a kiddio yea, but quite frankly, 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.880 we never touch it. No, because the expense is involved 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.559 with this podcast. I don't know if anyone's noticed, there 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.080 aren't that many. Like Jenna, she got an uber here 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:40.360 that went on the kidio. 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:41.520 We got a food all the time. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:46.280 Yeah, And so basically the kideo is overflowing and Mitch 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:48.320 and I both hate admin. So one day we will 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:51.040 deal with it. We're gonna have to have that argument later. 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:52.360 What percentage we both get? 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:55.199 Totally, but we do we had there is money in 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:56.640 there enough to pay us a salary. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.640 I'm aiming for ninety seven percent. 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:03.080 Interesting aiming for three isn't that funny? That's somehow those 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.720 things were going, we're so in sync. Oh my god, 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.040 Well I make so much elsewhere, so it's fine. 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:08.960 I just want some food. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.800 Yeah, that's Jenna, and that's in you're an idiot because 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:13.600 that's on the record now, and that's all you're gonna get. 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.959 Although we did get another question. It says does Jenna 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.880 get paid to be on the show? And the answer 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.880 is not a monthly salary or a yearly salary. But 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.400 every so often when I remember, I'll say, fuck, send 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.240 me it invoice. You've been doing your prize keeping, especially 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.240 if we've gotten sponsored or something, and she has to 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:33.080 send out prizes. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.480 That are actually sponsored. I'm like, well, she should get 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.640 a cut of the sponsorship. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:40.040 The podcast is most definitely profitable. Was profitable. It's profitable. 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:42.800 It's ever been, really sometimes because it's under my ABN, 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.120 and so technically i'm both of your bosses. Sometimes I'll 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.520 check my bank account and you know how it tells 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:50.160 you the total at the bottom, your total amount, I'm like, fuck, 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.839 I'm rich, And then I remember that, oh a lot 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:52.880 of that's actually the kidio. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.000 I can't touch it. I could, none of you would 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:56.600 ever notice, but I won't know we will. 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.280 Don't need to take it a bit, We'll take it 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.640 a kick. Okay. Next week, is Mitchell ever going to 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:04.720 get his art pop tattoo removed? Wow? 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.760 Don't think you should truck growing fond of it? 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:09.600 Oh well, that must be nice for you. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:10.360 I haven't. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.560 It's on your forearm, under your wrist. It's block right. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.200 It's a Lady Gaga reference. And when I was age nineteen, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.120 I thought, you know what, no matter how old I get, 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:21.560 I will never regret this. By the time I was 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.360 twenty one, I was like, okay, it is. I'm not 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.559 that much of a fan girl anymore. So it's embarrassing, 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.000 but it's very much just put on the I'll deal 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.480 with that later. Liz, I forget it's there until other 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:32.280 people bring it up. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:35.920 Oh, mitche I don't. It doesn't bother me. I be 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:37.240 your husband, doesn't bother me. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.760 No, I'm going to look into it. I'm going to 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.440 look into it getting the tattoo laser removed. But it 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.320 sounds so painful. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.000 Oh might be thinking about getting my first tattoo. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.080 What okay. My message to anyone in your position is 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:50.920 please don't rush into it. No, of course you have 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.520 to be thinking about it for at least a year 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.720 before you go yep, because I was thinking about this 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.960 for approximately seven seconds and I went to it. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:58.440 Oh god no, And I went on a date and 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.080 someone said you've got to body for tattoos, And now 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.600 I'm like, maybe I should get a tattoo. That's the 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:04.160 only reason. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.120 The next question says, we get at Mitchell Cherry's having 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.080 sex and going on. Stop talking about it. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:10.079 That's not a question. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.440 Although, fuck you, it's my show. I can talk about 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:12.959 what I want. 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:13.440 Let's go. 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.439 Yeah, that's why I'm going on. If you don't want 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.920 to hear about it, you're listening to the wrong show. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:19.600 This this couple of Mitch's fables. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.760 Yeah. Interesting. 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:25.000 Next question, it's weird not being able to credit who 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:25.400 it's from. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:27.840 An anonymous better because people are honest. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:33.120 Anonymous says what happened to beautiful sam Oh contraceptive Diaphram 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.040 sam Well lost interest? 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.400 Quite frankly, he was always there. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.120 In the studio, but only sometimes could be bothered actually 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:41.800 pressing the button and talking to us. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:43.600 Yeah. Well, it was a matter of convenience because we 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.360 all worked at the radio station. That's how we all 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:47.000 know each other. Yeah, Jenna and I are the only 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.120 two that still work at the radio station. But Sam 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:51.440 moved on to another job. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.920 Yeah, he now works at TikTok with your expo Oh. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:59.960 Ca, yeah he does. Yeah, yeah, he does work. Yeah, 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:03.480 great place to work that we do. True. He actually 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.000 told me a funny story. I'll tell this. I don't 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.400 give a shit that he ran into him at work 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.520 the other day and he goes, fuck, yeah, look sweet, 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:12.160 well you're wearing looks so familiar And my ex goes, yeah, 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.440 I took it from Mitch in the breakup. He was 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.320 wearing one of my blazers at work and he was 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:20.880 brazen and drowning in it. Yeah, but he likes oversize Yeah, 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.680 oh yeah, okay, interesting. Huh. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.120 The man's got a type, you know what he likes, 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:26.760 and there's a lot of it. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:27.120 We get it. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.000 Yeah, well there was a lot of it. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:34.160 True. The next question, sent in anonymously, why don't you 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.920 ever talk about Janet's dating life? 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:37.240 Oh? 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:43.360 A good question, primarily because it doesn't exist much. Yeah. So, 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.520 just busy with work and stuff, but you know, the 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:47.320 time will come. 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.880 Have we not sold you with all of our hinge ads? 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:50.720 No? 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:52.800 Oh, well thanks a lot. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:54.520 You gotta and you can think about it. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.480 I'm not opening the kideo for you. Do you have 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.040 you been? Do you go on many dates? 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:04.280 Not really know? Honestly, don't, but if something does come up, 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:06.040 I'll definitely. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.760 Talk it up. Yeah, yeah, of course absolutely. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.560 I feel like this question is more for Jenna. We 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:11.360 will remain silent. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.000 Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna be hard. 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.560 Did Churi and Combs get along outside the show? 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:22.040 Oh that's a tough question. No, the absolutely do. 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:23.240 Of course we do. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.400 I don't sell it too hard, Jenna, breathe the cue 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:27.640 card written in front of you. 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:30.520 They do get along good. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.360 Of course we do. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:33.680 We all get along so well. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.360 Yeah, it's a funny dynamic because I've known Jenna like 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:38.120 ten times longer than I've known you, Mitchy. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.040 Yeah, but we've actually bullshit, I could tell you, I know, 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:43.120 but I've still known you what five years now? 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.000 Yeah, you're right, because there was one year where we 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:47.320 didn't podcast together. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.360 Yeah, there was of just friendship. God, that would be 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:50.440 a weird time to go back. 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.160 The phone calls were much longer, Yeah they were. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:54.560 Yeah. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.280 Well, these days we're like, we speak enough. 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:59.040 We seriously do over there's some days where we chat 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:00.920 and then we get carry out, and then we also go, fuck, 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:02.520 we need to save this. I'll have nothing to talk 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:02.840 about it. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:03.120 I know. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.680 I will say we're I think we're better friends now. 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:08.240 We used to argue way more, but we were younger, 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:10.560 and like we also in front. 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:13.760 I'll wear that as well, because I was just a 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:15.760 more bitter person. I feel, no, it's not you. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.480 I was also, you know, in the throes of my 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:20.560 first relationship when we first started all this, and I 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:21.959 was very distracted by that. 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:25.200 Oh you were a huge cockhead magnet mistake. But also 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:27.679 I take most of the blame because I had a 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:31.160 short fuse. If you think I had a short fuse. Now, babes, 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:36.040 how is Cheery doing post breakup? That's we've heard. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:39.800 Fine, fine, and I'm not even fucking interested. I've got 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.080 a jewel line and I'm fine. 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:42.880 I've gotta do a lot on a file. 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:46.280 I'm fine, move on. I couldn't care less. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:49.320 The next question, will you ever do a Patreon? 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:53.000 Oh, we've discussed that, speaking of a KIDDI more money. 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:55.560 We have discussed it, haven't we. 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:59.199 We've discussed it. But a it's hard enough getting in 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:02.560 both of your calendar as it is to record a 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:07.080 regular episode schedule, let alone bonus content that people pay 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:08.199 for and b. 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:10.160 Cost of living crisis. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:14.679 It just doesn't feel very just tone deaf to ask. 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:15.440 For money at the moment. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.399 Now, I agree, and we both had the same thought 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.760 that yes we could, and what we'd patreon add brief 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.720 and make that a paid episode. But then what so 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:26.280 the audience that have fallen in love with that segment 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.840 and have become what you having it every day for free, 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:31.840 every week for free, now have to pay for it. 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:34.199 I said to you, the thought of you know, there 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:37.119 might be someone who gets so much joy from this 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.080 podcast and then they're not in a position where I 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.040 can afford to pay for it ascription, and then we 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.080 take that away from them, I said, I just can't 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:47.720 do that. I will. So instead we're doing two episodes 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:50.280 a week and not actually getting any extra profit. We're 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.480 just that giving Call me mother to read that, okay. 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:54.919 I will say, though, don't write it out. I mean 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:58.120 if we if this becomes our sole income, yeah, which 0:18:58.160 --> 0:18:59.720 it could, and it might. Well if you. 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:01.880 Quit your job, because I've already quit mine, I'll meet 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:02.680 you in the middle, babes. 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:04.960 If I quit, we might have to. But at the 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:08.119 moment this isn't We don't need making come elsewhere, so 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:10.320 we're okay. But if this does become our sole income 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:11.680 ask us that question, then. 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:14.240 Yeah, exactly and plus, like I said, we're not struggling. 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:16.280 The kideo has been dormant for four years. 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:18.040 Angel amount of money in it. 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:21.040 The next question is there and is it just me 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:22.840 to in future plans? 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:27.600 I mean, Mitch, we can say most definitely, can't. 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:29.000 We Yeah, not this year. 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:32.320 No, I'll be fully honest because I can't be bothered 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:38.080 being diplomatic. No, my comedy boss, Andrew, he said, let's 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:42.040 do podcast shows and then he had a meeting with 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:43.760 both of us. We were going to do it in 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:48.400 Sydney and Melbourne in November. Yeah, and then it all 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:50.600 just kind of never went anywhere and never got off 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:54.720 the ground because your manager never replied, have you had 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:56.280 a word with your bullshit manager? 0:19:56.400 --> 0:20:00.399 Okay, calm down, I have let it reply, though I 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:01.200 don't know where it's at. 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.680 Basically, it's something that we probably will do and we're 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:07.359 both open to and honestly, we might even do it 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:09.320 early next year because I can't be bothered writing a 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:11.240 new show for Sydney and Melbourne Comedy Festival. 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:12.520 We'll do it to do the podcast in stead. 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:14.280 All right, next question, but don't If you want to 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:16.080 see us live in a city near you, it will 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:16.600 happen one. 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:18.880 If you really wanted to happen, email Andrew at more 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.880 Talent dot com dot au and tell him that you're deft. Shit, 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:23.000 someone say, who is that? 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:30.600 I've got to get that god, Hello, Oh it's the cookies. Yes, 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:31.280 spoiler alert. 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:35.040 We actually recorded this episode right after Monday's one. The 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.480 fucking donaheye cookies. He here. 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:41.080 I didn't get them on the weekend, but I got 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:44.760 them today. I hope they're fucking good. They should be, 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:46.399 and they make them fresh to order, so these have 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:48.840 just been cooked really yeah, and I didn't have the 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:54.880 kiddyo detail saved, so I fucking paid sixty dollars sixty Yeah, 0:20:54.920 --> 0:21:00.840 thanks mate, cheers, cobber, open them, open them? Are they warm? 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:06.480 They warm? They warm? Gotta come come. A cookie is 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:08.040 my favorite fucking thing in the world. With a bit 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:08.880 ies creamy too? 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:09.439 Are they are? 0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:14.840 They like? Oh that's danger. 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:17.920 Now hold them up, Hold them up. Oh my fucking god. 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:20.240 You know this is like on Survivor when can. 0:21:20.080 --> 0:21:21.640 You take a photo before we do anything? 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:26.000 Mitchell, there is condensation on my If you're in Sydney 0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:29.520 Baked by Donahey will cook cookies fresh to order. 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:31.920 For those who didn't hear Monday's episode, we were talking 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:32.919 about that before me ordered them. 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:34.160 And now here we are, I'm taking one. 0:21:34.240 --> 0:21:36.000 We're in the middle of the Q and A. Absolutely, 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:37.800 I'm gonna I'm gonna sample one. 0:21:37.920 --> 0:21:40.360 So the next question is actually for me, So while 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:43.880 you stuff your fucking face, I'll answer it. It says Tacombs, 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:46.720 what is the most positive change you've seen in Cheery 0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:50.560 since the Breakup's trot Chip, I'd have to say his 0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:53.600 focus and attention to help. I think of hours a 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:54.760 fat fucking cookie. 0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:56.960 I will burn it off, don't know. 0:21:57.040 --> 0:21:59.480 The biggest change is just that, I don't know. You 0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:02.240 just seem more present and available. 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:03.040 I agree with that. 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:03.760 I agree. 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:05.360 I'm much happier. 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:10.240 God, they're so so next question, Coombs, I know you're 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:14.040 a married ma'am, but how are you resisting Cheery right now? 0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:16.600 Well, well, as I. 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:19.040 Just watched him, so he crumbs off his chest. 0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:21.359 I'm so glad my question came through. I was worried 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:25.119 I've got I've got poof on my fingers. Jenna's got 0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:28.520 shit on her teeth. It's like she's just eating out moleman. 0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:30.000 And I'm reading out the question, so I can't even 0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:33.000 have a bite. 0:22:33.800 --> 0:22:36.160 Okay, here's a question for you. 0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:37.520 Answer the question. 0:22:37.680 --> 0:22:39.160 No, here's a question for you. 0:22:39.160 --> 0:22:40.080 You want to fuck me or not? 0:22:41.640 --> 0:22:41.800 Oh? 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:44.080 The question was, how are you resisting Cheery quite easily? 0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:47.000 How do give me one for me and I'll answer 0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:47.640 at you at your cooking? 0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:50.600 Okay, does Cheery ever worry? Things he says on is 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:53.680 it just me? Could affect his commercial radio job? 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:58.159 Oh, that's really interesting. The short answer is yes, But 0:22:58.200 --> 0:23:00.760 the long answer is even though it's sad, things just 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:04.320 said on a whim often, Yeah, very thought out. I 0:23:04.320 --> 0:23:07.880 did call Mitchell this week. No, I know, like it's 0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:10.520 the fucking best Donahi and we have to we have 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:12.320 to send them this because we need free cookies. 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:13.280 Wow. 0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:15.600 I called Mitchell this week and said, Hey, do you 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:17.240 think I need to worry about what I'm saying? I 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:20.000 genuinely did, because I spoke about giving a blowjob on 0:23:20.040 --> 0:23:22.280 a boardwalk, which is the name of my upcoming novel. 0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:25.480 But honestly, this is my answer. I forgot you said that. 0:23:25.960 --> 0:23:28.479 Yeah, no, you're actually said it gives enough of a 0:23:28.520 --> 0:23:32.119 fuck to report that to the kids management. No. True, 0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:34.399 and even if they did, you'd have so many legs 0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:36.920 to stand on. You've got three. In fact, you can 0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:41.919 say no, it's a podcast, different rules, mate, So I 0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:44.120 don't think you have anything to worry about. And we'll 0:23:44.119 --> 0:23:46.160 cross that bridge if we come to it. 0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:47.960 So why is it directed at me? And you could 0:23:48.000 --> 0:23:48.680 get in trouble too? 0:23:49.400 --> 0:23:49.920 Bullshit? 0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:54.119 Oh you're own boss? True exactly? Oh true. Actually, I 0:23:54.160 --> 0:23:55.639 do have to I do have to be careful. 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:59.480 Here we go. Heyte Mitch's I have a question. This 0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:01.200 is the next question. If you didn't figure that out, 0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:05.000 have Mitch and Sean split up? I have a feeling 0:24:05.040 --> 0:24:08.680 they have. Well, here's the thing. 0:24:08.800 --> 0:24:09.960 I'm glad you're addressing it now. 0:24:10.000 --> 0:24:14.560 When I was in Brisbane, I did my sold out 0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:19.080 award winning stand up comedy shows and someone came up 0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:22.360 to me afterwards and said, Hi, how are you can 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:22.880 I get a. 0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:24.280 Fightto Obviously I got a clue. 0:24:24.880 --> 0:24:28.240 Yeah they did, actually, and they said, by the way, 0:24:28.800 --> 0:24:32.000 there's a rumor going through the is it just me 0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:36.760 cinematic universe? I was like, I'm not across that one, 0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:38.800 so fill me in. They said, the rumor is that 0:24:38.840 --> 0:24:43.240 you and Sean have broken up, and I said, that's 0:24:43.240 --> 0:24:45.919 scumbag didn't even have the guts to break up with 0:24:46.000 --> 0:24:47.960 me to my face, I'm fighting out through a fan. 0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:51.520 Are you fucking serious? And so I said, where is 0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:52.359 this come from? 0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:55.840 Apparently people have been doing their own little bloody conspiracy theories. 0:24:55.840 --> 0:24:58.080 In a way, they said that because I went to 0:24:58.119 --> 0:25:01.639 New Zealand on holiday without him, I was obviously fleeing 0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:05.720 the country due to heartbreak. Not true. The man has 0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:08.439 a job to go to whereas I don't. Really so 0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:12.960 I went overseas because my friend suggested it. And the 0:25:13.000 --> 0:25:15.879 other clue was that you didn't post on Instagram the 0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:18.679 whole weekend after you got home for New Zealand. You 0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:22.080 must have been so sad, to which I say, it's 0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:24.399 not uncommon for me to go a whole weekend without posting. 0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:27.760 But also I did post that weekend with Sean. Use 0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:28.679 your eyes, bitch. 0:25:29.640 --> 0:25:31.600 I actually don't know where it's coming from. 0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:33.679 I don't know where it's come from because this is 0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:35.119 not the first time I've been asked if Sean and 0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:37.120 I broke up In fact, if we record long enough, 0:25:37.119 --> 0:25:38.840 he's probably going to turn up. He's on his way here. 0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:41.560 Oh oh really, it really depends on traffic. 0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:43.119 We have enough cookies for him. 0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:45.080 Well, there's three left. Do we want seconds? 0:25:45.119 --> 0:25:45.840 Absolutely not. 0:25:47.160 --> 0:25:48.600 I've had one bite and I feel sick. 0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:50.800 I've been whole cookie. So it was Jenna. They were 0:25:50.840 --> 0:25:51.840 so good. That was hot. 0:25:52.359 --> 0:25:53.119 It was wow. 0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:54.680 All right, now, any more questions? 0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:57.640 The next week question do you guys make money from yes? 0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:00.160 Millions to give me a me one? 0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:03.160 This one isn't a question you should post more tiktoks 0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:06.080 of the show. All right, Okay, I haven't got enough 0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:10.359 on my plate. Deal, fuck you anonymous? Anyone looking for 0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:15.200 freelance video editing work. Moving on, Oh, this sounds like 0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:19.520 a cheery question. What's your worst ever red carpet slash 0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.840 event moment? I love the behind the scenes celeb life. 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:28.040 No, oh god, I don't really know. 0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:31.200 One time I vomited on Kylie Gilly's dress. 0:26:31.440 --> 0:26:32.640 You did not, I didn't. 0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:36.639 Really, I don't really have like your worst moment. I 0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:39.560 haven't do have a worst event. Some events are just 0:26:39.680 --> 0:26:41.600 rat shit and you just get there and you go, 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:46.359 this is fucking terrible. Once who's Bridget Jones's diary? What's 0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:48.800 that actor? Yeah, renez Elwiger asked me where the bathroom 0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.680 was and I told her and then she was that 0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:54.240 and she came back and was like the bath you know, 0:26:54.320 --> 0:26:57.720 she's your squinty ship. The bathroom wasn't there, and I 0:26:57.760 --> 0:26:59.240 was like, oh, I kin'd just made that. 0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:00.520 I don't work here, ma'am. 0:27:00.600 --> 0:27:03.320 Yeah, I'm a guest. It was Bridget Jones's Babies on 0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:05.400 a road trip whatever fuck the new movie was. 0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:06.439 And you went to that permiere. 0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:09.720 No, it was Judy no oh yeah, when she won 0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:11.919 the Oscar for Judy Garlic. She was extra squinty in 0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:13.720 that role. Yeah, she was weird because I remember thinking 0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:15.760 she just had a slice of lemon. 0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:18.320 She was like, hey, hang you with the daftebs and. 0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:21.399 It was down nowhere is walking guinea pig. But it 0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:24.600 was Rede's Elwiger. That's it. That's all that comes to mind. 0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:27.159 Where would I start to get a career in radio 0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:30.360 and podcasting producing After's Baby? 0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:32.160 No, seriously, go to Afters. 0:27:31.960 --> 0:27:34.440 Or my film television radio score. 0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.600 Yes, or my recommendation is joined the street team at 0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:38.840 a radio station. It still is. I think the best 0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:40.000 in in the industry. 0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:42.359 If you feel like you're not extroverted enough to do 0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:45.119 a street team and you're not quite ready to go 0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.600 in the deep end of Afters, start at Sydney Tafe 0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:49.840 like I did totally or, which is very much a 0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:53.160 gateway to Afters. Everyone that was in my class went 0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.400 to Afters from tape to afters, you know what I mean. 0:27:55.560 --> 0:27:58.919 Yeah. Also, I'm single now, so nepotism exists. So if 0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:00.080 you want to real sorry. 0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:02.399 Yeah, sorry, I'll edit that out. Where should I start 0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:04.760 to get a career in radio and podcast producing? 0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:09.159 Sack off, Miss Cheery? No, No. 0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:12.560 The next question is, oh, it's not really a question, 0:28:13.040 --> 0:28:17.280 it says Cheery. Try to go one episode without dragging 0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:18.880 Hayden eye roll emojing. 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:21.439 Oh god, I didn't realize he still followed us for 0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:26.199 one for that question to come in. Can I just 0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:31.080 be honest there if, if if I wanted to, could 0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:34.480 have gone full scorched Earth, but I haven't. It's also 0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:37.239 my fucking podcast, our fucking podcast. I can I can 0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:39.480 drag you everro Like, what's the worst that you've said? 0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:40.680 Absolutely nothing. 0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:41.800 I don't think you've said. 0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:43.040 I don't think I was anything about at all the 0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:45.440 thing I would remember. Let me tell you the things. 0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:48.480 That I could have said and have have withheld from 0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:51.280 the restraint. You know me, I'm already eyeing off a 0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:54.960 second macadamia hail nut cookie. I could have really said 0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.640 some said what actually got onte? No, I'm good, I'm 0:28:57.640 --> 0:29:00.800 good now, I'm a right. Yeah, there's a chocolate one. 0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:02.600 Give give me half of that. I didn't realize I 0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:04.680 was on a chocolate cheer them dog. I know I 0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:07.800 ordered just a mixed batch. Okay, thanks guys. Anyway, I 0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:09.560 don't want to talk about him. Yeah. 0:29:09.720 --> 0:29:11.680 Are you doing any more merch anytime soon? 0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:13.440 Okay? 0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:14.880 Merch? 0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:15.320 It's hard. 0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:17.160 Do I give a diplomatic again? So? Or do we 0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:17.640 be honest? 0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:18.240 Honest? 0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:23.640 I'm waiting on fucking contraceptive diaphram Sam. Why because we 0:29:23.640 --> 0:29:25.640 didn't get a photo together the three of us this year, 0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:28.880 and when we do merch together, we always have a 0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:31.560 photo of the three of us on the mug. We 0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:35.840 got that photo in early August. I still don't have it, 0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:37.959 and I've been nagging, and I keep saying I've got 0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:39.800 a kiddio that I'm not afraid to play with. 0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:41.760 I'll pay you double and he goes. 0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:44.080 No, Nah, happy to do it for a mate, and 0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:47.560 I'm like, at this point, I'm not your mate. I'll 0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:50.400 fucking pay you thirty thousand, name your price. I need 0:29:50.440 --> 0:29:51.440 the photo of us. 0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:52.480 We get a photo. 0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:53.360 The ransom. 0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:55.440 All we'll say on that is we did a photo shoot. 0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:57.480 It's all ready to go. There will be new merch, 0:29:57.880 --> 0:30:00.400 a new product. It's coming. We just waiting and. 0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:04.240 We look gorgeous. And I need that because I've actually 0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:06.480 made several inquiries about the rash shirts. 0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:09.040 Yeah, yay, I thought. 0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:10.840 You'd be more excited. Rash shirts are off. 0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:13.280 No, no, please, don't bite the hand that feeds you. 0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:15.760 I will say, though, I have merch available right now. 0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:17.920 Hot Girl Walk merch is available link in my bio 0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:19.880 and Mitch Chury Insta. Buy some Hot. 0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:21.120 Girl Walk matsh shirt. 0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:23.200 You can swim in them though, they're fine. All right, 0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:24.320 one more then let's get out. 0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.400 Mitchell Chury, do you regret getting Louis Hanson to fill in? 0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:29.000 Wasn't the same without Coombs? 0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.600 Oh? Absolutely not. It was never going to be the same. 0:30:31.760 --> 0:30:34.120 Well, no, that's the thing. I've actually said that to 0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:36.400 a few people that have commented that. I'm like, of course, 0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:38.560 it's not the same. It's not supposed to be. 0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:40.880 It's a different show. It's a different person. Yeah. 0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:42.480 No, I'm actually it's a different vibe. 0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:44.360 Yeah, and I'm glad it was a different vibe. That's 0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:46.160 what I wanted. That's why we could have had a 0:30:46.200 --> 0:30:48.000 regular fill in, a Tim Abbott, or we could have 0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:49.720 had an all right Hay, but we wanted a different 0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:51.920 creator and we wanted to spot another quick meetian in 0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:52.400 the country. 0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:54.680 When you say wee, I wasn't consulted, but I get where. 0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:56.520 You're coming now. No, I mean, you know, he was 0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:58.880 gorgeous to look at. He's like, I'm not going to 0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:01.120 turn zoom on. I'm like, look, you'll be on the show. 0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:03.680 Put the zoom on if you want to. No, he 0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:06.200 was in Melbourne. Oh, in Melbourne. 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:07.080 How did you do that? 0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:10.160 Via the radio station? We had a high speed internetline 0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:11.400 took me. 0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:12.960 You'd have to send an email or something. 0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:13.200 Yeah. 0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:14.520 I had to make calls to text. 0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:16.400 Oh my god, you do want to I had to book. 0:31:16.640 --> 0:31:20.040 That is more preparation than you've ever done before. 0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:22.600 Don't be silly. I love Louie and he was great. 0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:23.880 I'm glad that cost. 0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:25.760 The Station of Fortune the ICN line. 0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:27.040 It would have it would have cost him a couple 0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:27.400 of thousand. 0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:29.920 Holy fuck, So you do that for him? 0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:32.880 You wouldn't cross the streets from Shut up, I'm finishing 0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:37.440 the rest of your cookies, emotional leading take you're listening to? 0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:38.840 Is it just me? 0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:41.880 You're listening on Spotify? 0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:47.040 Don't forget to leave a five star? All right? So, 0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:49.640 only a few weeks ago, we launched a new segment 0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:54.240 here on the podcast, and we coined it Jenna's Fable Time. 0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:57.720 Because we realized that Mitch and I talk a lot, 0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:01.480 if not too much, about our own life. We've never 0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:05.920 cuckled the infinite giving teat of Jenna's life. She must 0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:07.240 have so much to offer. 0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:10.400 Well, Jenna's lived more lives than anyone in this country. 0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:10.800 That's it. 0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:12.000 Yeah, all the world? 0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:15.840 Yeah, in nostrodamis in female form? Yes, absolutely so last 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:18.600 time we heard it, like we said about your earthquake family. 0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:21.600 Story, Yes, two two thousand and two traumatic. 0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:23.840 Now, why don't you hit us with your fable this 0:32:23.920 --> 0:32:24.479 time around? 0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:25.800 Okay, are you guys ready? 0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:27.640 I don't know if I am. 0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:29.480 The answer is on a scale of one to a 0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:30.360 fucking earthquake? 0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:34.040 What are we dealing with um it's on a different 0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:35.760 and let me. 0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:37.000 Just get go on the richt to scale. 0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:39.800 No, it's not on the scale this time. 0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:40.000 No. 0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:44.280 So this happened exactly a year after the Venoir two 0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:47.240 incident to the day. No, not to the day, but 0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:48.080 around the same time. 0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:51.000 Okay, okay, so already it's less interesting. 0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:53.480 So the family recovered this was. 0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:55.040 The first troop after the venue. 0:32:56.520 --> 0:33:00.000 You the worst fucking luck And had your brother been 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:02.360 found because the last time we heard of him he 0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:06.120 was currently up there with a Maddie McCann and it 0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:06.560 was found. 0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:10.160 Yeah, the taxi driver brought him back away. It's the 0:33:10.240 --> 0:33:14.360 year after my dad books a trip to the Club 0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:17.400 Med at Lindham and Ireland in Queensland. 0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:19.400 Okay, can I get some googling happening Mitchell. 0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:24.320 First of all, Club Med since closed down and it's 0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:28.120 now at a bandoned resorts. There's different YouTube videos where 0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:30.480 you can see it, like Big Brother Star. 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:34.720 Club Med is an all inclusive package, so you pay like. 0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:37.280 A university group you joined at O week, all the 0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:39.160 medical students join Club Med. 0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:44.040 No, it's a French travel and tourism operate operating business 0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:47.920 specializing in all inclusive holidays, so you'd pay a fee, 0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:51.440 but everything's included, flights, accommodation, travel, food, everything all right, 0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:53.120 continue sounds nice and pleasant. 0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:57.520 So it was lovely getting there, very very nice, and 0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:01.360 as usual. I joined the club, the kids Club, like 0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:04.360 I did. At how old were you at this stage? 0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:08.399 Team would have been I would have been around ten 0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:09.400 or eleven. 0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:12.760 Still teetering on bit older dinosaur chicken nugget. 0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:17.480 At this stage it was the teen Club. Okay, so 0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:18.800 join teen club? 0:34:18.880 --> 0:34:20.120 Sure? And your brother was in there? 0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:24.920 No, he he was going through something. I'll get to him. 0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:28.960 From being kidnapped. 0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:33.160 He didn't join the kids Club, and it's probably the 0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:36.240 best decision anyway. Teen Club. 0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:37.160 Was he violent? 0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:40.000 No, he was just weird. 0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:41.600 Brothers name is Blake, isn't it. 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:46.440 Yeah? Really painted a picture for anyone who's wondering. We 0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:49.480 might post a picture of this too. Oh yeah, Blake 0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:52.600 Benson looks like Jenna with a shaved head. They look exactly. 0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:55.239 Better, explained as Jenna Benson looks like Blake Benson with 0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:55.640 a wig on. 0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:58.800 Actually they look so similar. 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:03.560 Carry on, guess the teen Club. As soon as I 0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:07.080 joined this club, there was something up with it. It 0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:09.879 was very odd. It was unlike any other kids club 0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:13.160 I'd been to, especially after the Vanuatu one, which was 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:17.560 actually a good, good kids club despite the earthquake. Anyway, 0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.000 back to teen club, there were different activities to do, 0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:25.320 and I was forced to join the Club Med circus. 0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:27.960 Oh, oh my god, what do you mean forced? 0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:30.960 No, I was forced. I was desperate not to join. 0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:35.000 I've got the same thing, and they, oh, you're both clowns. 0:35:35.040 --> 0:35:35.440 I knew it. 0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:38.520 No, I did clown lessons at a kid's club, and 0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:42.440 at nobody that I was a lecturer. 0:35:42.719 --> 0:35:43.800 They said, you're a natural. 0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:47.360 I feel like Club Med was a bit of a cult. 0:35:48.360 --> 0:35:50.319 It was very so what would they say to you 0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:51.759 as an eleven year old? You know? 0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:54.960 So, I'd say, I don't feel comfortable doing the trapeze 0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:56.840 because I'm scared of height and I've. 0:35:56.680 --> 0:35:58.400 Never done apease in my life. 0:35:58.440 --> 0:35:59.759 I'm not a clown of a kid. 0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:01.600 Aren't just hang me from the air? 0:36:01.800 --> 0:36:05.160 Yes. Anyway, they pretty much threatened me. 0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:07.080 How with a gun. 0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:09.600 It would have been a gun, but when they pulled 0:36:09.640 --> 0:36:11.319 the trigger, it was a little flag that said bank 0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:12.760 because they're clowns. 0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:16.960 No, they they're very gas lighty. 0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:18.360 Well, they're clowns. 0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:19.800 Hang on, where's the sting? 0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:25.919 Yeah? Yeah, whatever. Anyway, so I was forced to join 0:36:25.960 --> 0:36:30.520 the circus club within Club med and I was so 0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:33.160 every week they would do that. We were there for 0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:35.279 about two weeks. Every week they would do it. 0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:37.560 You take big trips. 0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:41.479 It was school holidays. It was so every week they'd 0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:45.279 have like a little performance thing. Anyway, I was. 0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:47.520 You were there for two weeks, so there were two performances. 0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:50.320 No, the first week was the stuff performances of Greece. 0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:55.040 Oh the fuck that sounds dreadful. Some bronky arts motel 0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:57.160 in Queensland doing their own production of Greece. 0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:01.200 That's my point. But there's no who's invested in the cars. 0:37:02.040 --> 0:37:03.320 You don't know who they are. 0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:05.319 Well, we all have to sit through it. 0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:08.880 Anywhere with a ticket, it could the public go and 0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:09.279 see green. 0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:14.160 No, just club meant. 0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:15.440 Benefits to being in the club men, All right, carry on. 0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:19.520 You was the circus show. I got picked to do 0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:22.160 the bike tricks so and. 0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:24.279 Then a unicycle or two wheels. 0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:29.240 No, so there was the staff member riding the bike 0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:34.560 and me and another guy had to go on the 0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:40.200 back wheel. Wait, both of you, one on either side. 0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:42.200 It's what you were talking about where it gets weird. 0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:47.640 It was your brother, No, no, no, anywhere about six 0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:48.640 of us. 0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:51.520 The bike, just two. 0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:56.040 The other four were doing up t. 0:37:57.960 --> 0:38:01.560 Me in this fourteen year old boy who looked like seven. 0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:03.520 Were you sitting on the same seat. 0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:07.520 No, we were standing up on the little pedal thing. 0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:12.480 The pegs, pegs, pegs, the pegs. Did you share pegs? 0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:16.279 Different pigs. I was on one side, he was on 0:38:16.320 --> 0:38:17.239 the other and. 0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:22.200 Very heavy, and what if he was morbidly obese? 0:38:22.560 --> 0:38:24.440 I could have capsized the bike. 0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:28.759 If we got picked to do this, and it was 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:31.960 It's the reason why I have anxiety. 0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:34.720 I've always wondered. 0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:38.799 It was a horrendous experience. Every day from nine till 0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:41.400 five we had to practice circus while my mom and 0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:44.680 dad went archery, and it was the word. 0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:46.919 They also doing archery from nine to five. 0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:49.960 Pretty much. They were doing bushwalks, all the fun stuff, 0:38:49.960 --> 0:38:52.800 while I was stuck in the little auditory. This is 0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:53.680 bike tricks. 0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:57.920 It's the benefit to club med exercises and exclusive events 0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:03.160 like archery and circus. So decently were of course, of course, 0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:05.600 all right, so you'd practice the bike and the pegging. 0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:06.120 What happened? 0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:06.439 Yep? 0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:10.800 So then the day before that to organize costumes. 0:39:13.239 --> 0:39:15.719 Oh god, it was like the mass singer. 0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:16.040 Wasn't it? 0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:16.600 Here? 0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:17.000 Is that? 0:39:17.120 --> 0:39:20.640 There is that the envelope? Can you google if this 0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:22.440 fucking cult place is still going? 0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:23.239 It's not. 0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:24.319 It's abandoned. 0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:28.160 Now, Oh that's why you said that. Sorry, keep going. 0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:32.360 We were given a purple leotard each, including the boys. 0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:36.680 What age I was ten eleven? It ranged from around 0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:38.600 ten to sixteen. 0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:41.880 I feel like that's a weird age. Where is it 0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:44.600 cute if they're in a leotard a little girl at ballet? 0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:46.000 Or is it like, oh that's a team? 0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:47.960 It wasn't, mitche. 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:52.680 I'm so sorry. There is one club med circus school 0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:59.520 still in Bread. It's the Circus School club Med Cantata. 0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:06.359 I'm not joking, Okay, anyway, I'll get back to look 0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:06.680 hear this. 0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:07.520 Okay. 0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:10.279 So it was the night of the performance. I was 0:40:10.320 --> 0:40:16.040 already I'd done our rehearsals with rehearsed for days. This 0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:19.080 is where my brother comes into it. So everybody at 0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:22.280 the resort had to attend the circus show. Oh no, 0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:27.160 but my brother was My brother had a fear of 0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:29.000 being called up by the circus. 0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:32.279 Oh no. He had audience interaction. 0:40:32.400 --> 0:40:33.840 I imagine that's stressful. 0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:36.960 He had to be locked in the hotel room. He 0:40:37.040 --> 0:40:39.080 locked himself in so we couldn't get back in. 0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:40.400 He didn't want to expence. 0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:44.640 He thought you were a clown. I'd made that mistake 0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:45.719 many times. 0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:47.640 After the show. He thought you were a clown. 0:40:47.800 --> 0:40:50.240 He thought that I would take him onto her stage, 0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:51.879 so he locked himself in. 0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:54.520 Anyways, substantially older than you. 0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:57.759 That a year, two years younger than younger than you. 0:40:58.560 --> 0:41:00.000 What does he do for work? Can you remind me? 0:41:00.160 --> 0:41:02.320 He does marketing for a wine company. 0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:05.520 That's that's very off Broadway. It's not He's not. 0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:10.200 Like Jenna, No, not like me, podcaster. 0:41:10.480 --> 0:41:14.359 So we were doing the circus tricks. It was going 0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:15.240 really really well. 0:41:17.080 --> 0:41:18.840 He wasn't even there to support you. 0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:20.440 So you nailed the bike pegging. 0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:24.120 I was actually really good, and my mom said I 0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:27.160 was very good at pegging, and I just desperately didn't 0:41:27.200 --> 0:41:29.000 want to go. I didn't want to be in it, 0:41:29.040 --> 0:41:31.360 but I was, and I successfully. 0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:34.560 That's very Jenner to this day. That attitude prevails. She 0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:37.000 doesn't want to be here, but she's fucking here through. 0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:39.920 And I nailed that performance. But the girl on the 0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:44.799 trapeze didn't Oh no, what so it wasn't? Is it 0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:46.239 called thez This one is. 0:41:46.239 --> 0:41:49.480 The one that pink swings from. She's going so what 0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:51.640 I'm still that. 0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:53.960 Was one of them, but this one was that It 0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:54.359 was like. 0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:56.000 It's a bar hoop in there. 0:41:56.600 --> 0:41:59.200 Oh yeah, nice circus clowns love that shit. 0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:00.760 What happened? 0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:02.520 The girl fell off? 0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:05.160 To carry in. 0:42:07.560 --> 0:42:08.520 The ambulance? 0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:13.400 Came, No, no, no, no, no no wait, don't skip to 0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:17.640 the ambulance. You always do this. She fell off and 0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:22.759 then what? Oh? 0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:24.080 How old was this little girl? 0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:26.319 She was a bit older than me, so I'd say 0:42:26.360 --> 0:42:27.480 about thirteen. 0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:29.560 Too damn old to be. She knew better. 0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:31.440 Okay, So I just this is where I thought the 0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:32.839 story was headed. I thought you were going to say 0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:36.719 she fell and snapped her neck, So please just tell 0:42:36.760 --> 0:42:38.840 me that she was like mostly fine, just needed to 0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:39.359 be checked out. 0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:41.759 No, they took her away on a stretcher, but it. 0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:43.759 Took them a while to get the ambulance. Then what 0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:45.719 happened in the meantime? Where have you blocked that out? 0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:48.279 No, because we're on an island, so it did take them. 0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:51.600 Of course, you surrounded by sea with that hour, That's 0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:54.360 what we need to want a Friday episode. 0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:55.399 We do, we do. 0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:58.160 Wait, was she in a clown outfit? No, she was 0:42:58.200 --> 0:43:00.879 in a leotard, the purple one. 0:43:02.120 --> 0:43:03.240 Does she have a camel tane? 0:43:04.400 --> 0:43:07.160 Everyone did. I'll try and find the photo. 0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:10.480 Please your old children, do not publish that. 0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:12.080 I don't. That's good. 0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:15.399 Don't publish that blur up that part. 0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:16.680 That would look so much worse. 0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:21.040 The club metal. That's sort her out. 0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:24.279 Yeah, And what condition was she? 0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:26.480 Did she have a bone or anything? 0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:29.120 She was just lying down. She was unconscious. 0:43:30.080 --> 0:43:31.719 So your brother is sitting in the room of the 0:43:31.719 --> 0:43:32.200 doll logs and. 0:43:36.840 --> 0:43:38.600 We had to do bike tricks again. 0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:42.440 To keep the. 0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:45.719 Audience entertained and to distracted. 0:43:45.239 --> 0:43:49.600 The audience know that there's actually something much bigger. 0:43:50.680 --> 0:43:52.880 Who was in the audience The guy who plays the 0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:54.040 man from Snowing River. 0:43:58.080 --> 0:43:58.839 What's his name? 0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:01.600 No, but he sat at our table. 0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:06.239 Wait wait, wait was it the man from Yes? Yes, 0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:07.040 all the actor. 0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:09.279 He's the main actor in it. 0:44:09.680 --> 0:44:13.840 So he's the man I'm googling. All I know is 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:16.240 secret thought and that's all Tom Berlin's. 0:44:16.320 --> 0:44:18.200 Yeah, that's him. He was in the audience and he 0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:21.080 watched my bike Tricks and watched the girl fall from 0:44:21.120 --> 0:44:21.600 the and. 0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:25.000 What did he say? You've got something, kid, You've got something. 0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:27.640 I've got the chops acting wise myself, and I can 0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:29.440 recognize that you're going somewhere. 0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:32.360 Who was supposed to leave the island the next day, 0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:34.799 but he decided they wanted to stay longer, so they 0:44:34.840 --> 0:44:35.759 stayed in extra week. 0:44:36.000 --> 0:44:37.960 You'd acurely to see the circuit. 0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:40.560 Wow, you're kidding me? 0:44:41.040 --> 0:44:41.800 She never kids? 0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:42.680 Can I just say? 0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:45.040 He quite frankly, can't make this ship U high? 0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:47.960 That that really tickled me. That was a great fable, Jenna. 0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:49.280 Yeah, well I haven't finished. 0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:53.440 Please please do Okay, so it's supposed to a bit 0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:57.080 of shorter episodes for fuck sake. Anyway, your brother's locked 0:44:57.120 --> 0:44:58.279 in the room. This is what I need to know. 0:44:58.520 --> 0:44:59.200 We couldn't get in. 0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:01.600 Did the woman vibe? Actually? Sorry? 0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:04.879 Well I don't know. I didn't see her again because 0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:06.200 we left like the next day. 0:45:06.520 --> 0:45:07.480 I wasn't curious. 0:45:08.680 --> 0:45:12.280 I was traumatized for you, and you didn't purple a tired. 0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:15.080 That's actually the least traumatic part of the whole story. 0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:18.160 Just so you know, you've actually got off quite lightly. 0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:22.840 I thought I was going to die anyway. I thought 0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:26.400 that I was friends with teen Club. So the thing is, 0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:35.320 so as people get on the island, they sang absolutely everybody, everybody. 0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:37.920 Every Vanessa and Morossi, yeah, and they sang the traditional 0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:39.280 tongues of the Queens lamp. 0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:42.719 Paper sang it when you left as well. So my 0:45:42.880 --> 0:45:45.160 family were the only ones on the boat leaving the 0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:47.839 next day, and the teen Club were forced to come 0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:53.080 and farewell. Anyway, they was sinking absolutely everybody and this 0:45:53.200 --> 0:45:55.319 is really really sad and it made me cry at 0:45:55.320 --> 0:45:58.719 the time. Then instead of waving, they just turned around 0:45:58.760 --> 0:45:59.960 and started talking to a ch other. 0:46:01.239 --> 0:46:03.600 Ah, So you just kind of floated off into the distance. 0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:08.200 So they all sung everybody, everybody, every people in the world. 0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:12.960 They kicked the canoe and they just walked. 0:46:13.080 --> 0:46:14.000 They didn't wave back. 0:46:14.200 --> 0:46:17.200 Every other time someone had left, I was always absolutely 0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:19.719 everybody away, everybody, everybody. 0:46:19.760 --> 0:46:22.919 How many meters did they give it until they until 0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:26.480 they turned I'd say about five, Like you were spitting distance, 0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:28.160 you were still there. You could fucking cop away. 0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:29.799 I could have jumped you know what. 0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:33.319 They weren't gossiping. They were mourning the loss of their 0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:35.960 their sister who perished the night before. 0:46:37.160 --> 0:46:40.839 I think this was a cult. There was something up 0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:42.239 with it. It was very weird, right. 0:46:43.239 --> 0:46:46.720 Isn't it possible that paranoia has been a side effect 0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:48.680 of this, because I don't know if it was a cult. 0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:52.040 Sure they may have been right mules. No one's contesting 0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:54.640 that they were right mules. They were And obviously the 0:46:54.760 --> 0:46:56.800 I wait Janessa wasn't quite up to scratch. 0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:58.120 No, that's why they closed there. 0:46:58.560 --> 0:47:00.640 Anyways, your brothers still locked in the room. 0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:03.839 Yes, why did that. 0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:04.399 Part come up? 0:47:04.480 --> 0:47:06.160 We had to go to reception and get the key. 0:47:07.040 --> 0:47:09.040 And then he started screaming because he thought I was 0:47:09.080 --> 0:47:10.920 going to take him back onto the bike track and you. 0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:17.120 Said, no, no, you've got no stage presents. I would never. 0:47:16.760 --> 0:47:19.160 Wow, that's the club Med. 0:47:19.040 --> 0:47:21.239 Story so informative. I felt like I really was it 0:47:21.320 --> 0:47:21.799 club Meed. 0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:24.960 If we had more time, Dot Wiggans should call that 0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:29.160 fucking place. Oh God, but no, no, that would be 0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:31.200 breaking our sobriety against phone calls. 0:47:31.239 --> 0:47:33.879 It really would we not pank, not phone calls. 0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:35.680 We're very traumatized by club meds. 0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:39.399 Think opening up Jenna to look into this bitch later 0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:40.400 because I'm not happy. 0:47:40.719 --> 0:47:44.279 Club Med with lindaman Iland is the last club Med 0:47:44.320 --> 0:47:45.799 circus school that exists. 0:47:47.600 --> 0:47:49.520 So if you're thinking of going on a holiday to 0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:51.480 fucker cut and just don't. 0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:55.279 It's not good, especially for the kids. 0:47:55.360 --> 0:47:55.600 Don't. 0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:58.000 Don't join the circus. 0:47:57.800 --> 0:47:59.600 Unless you want your kids to turn out like Jenna 0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:00.040 in which. 0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:01.000 Go for it? 0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:01.760 Do you really? 0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:02.640 Let's go home? 0:48:02.760 --> 0:48:04.280 We should go? Let's good idea? 0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:07.200 God, is it gonna be a thing that Wednesday episodes 0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:08.799 are more chaotic? I feel, I hope, so. 0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:09.919 Bring it on. 0:48:10.400 --> 0:48:14.280 Well, maybe we should do a Sunday dusk episode Cries 0:48:14.360 --> 0:48:16.759 on a bike, this whole podcast and the take Over 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:17.920 my Life all consuming. 0:48:18.640 --> 0:48:22.160 Let's do one from our morning third with our phone, 0:48:22.280 --> 0:48:24.880 with our phones, all right, Thank you for listening. Leave 0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:27.600 us five stars on Apple Podcasts, Spotify if you like. 0:48:27.719 --> 0:48:30.160 We'd love that and we will see you all Monday. 0:48:30.320 --> 0:48:31.160 Catch you on Monday. 0:48:31.200 --> 0:48:33.920 Dogs love your bite? Is it just me? 0:48:34.480 --> 0:48:36.640 A podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:41.680 Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast. 0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:53.760 Welcome to eighty D Brief. This is our secret segment. 0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:56.759 On the end, we pretend we're done, but we're not. 0:48:57.600 --> 0:49:00.640 We really risk the secret being exposed by doing it 0:49:00.680 --> 0:49:01.319 twice a week. 0:49:01.560 --> 0:49:03.879 We do, but that's all right. You know we haven't 0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:05.439 been caught in four years, so I think we can 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:05.960 power through. 0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:12.600 You know, you out of us. In episode one six two. 0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:14.960 I'm an idiot and as I did it, I freaked 0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:15.560 the fuck out. 0:49:15.640 --> 0:49:18.120 I was like, oh no, you said to me. We 0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:19.640 were singing Winna takes it all, and I was like, 0:49:19.840 --> 0:49:21.440 we need to go. You said it doesn't matter. It's 0:49:21.480 --> 0:49:24.680 eighty D beef, and I said, it fully isn't it's not. 0:49:25.560 --> 0:49:27.520 I've had to take my headphones off because my right 0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:30.240 ears overheating because you know, I got my ear pissed 0:49:30.360 --> 0:49:33.839 what like three months ago. Yeah, healed, amazing. I can 0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:36.040 change earrings. Great. I got an earing for my birthday 0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:39.200 that I wanted to put in and I did and 0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:41.200 it was a bit tight, and I thought, you know what, 0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:44.040 I'm I'm going to get a thinner sleeper just so 0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:45.680 I can wear a silver sleeper that doesn't have a 0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:47.319 ball on it, because I had the I had the 0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:50.600 beginner sleeper. Yeah. Yes, so I'm gonna go to go 0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:52.920 go to hairhouse warehouse and just get a cheap fucking sleeper. 0:49:52.960 --> 0:49:54.600 So now it's getting a free sleeper. 0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:56.840 No no, no, I paid it was ten bucks. Go 0:49:56.920 --> 0:49:58.360 to house weaar house and I go, Hi, I need 0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:00.520 to get a sleeper put in. I just want like 0:50:00.560 --> 0:50:01.719 a silver one with no ball on it. 0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:03.000 She's like, no, he's honey. Then we get you on. 0:50:03.440 --> 0:50:06.160 She was so perky I was, and then she do 0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:07.279 you want to put it in for you? Because they 0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:09.440 give me really dull like and I was like, oh, 0:50:09.560 --> 0:50:11.239 that's really nice. So I love that. She like, all right, 0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:12.000 come back to the room. 0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:14.440 You shouldn't have bought it knowing that if it's going 0:50:14.480 --> 0:50:16.000 to be hard and you need a second pair of 0:50:16.040 --> 0:50:17.120 hands to put in. Fuck that. 0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:20.120 Well, because we were a Westfield, I think she just thought, like, 0:50:20.320 --> 0:50:21.840 you have to find a mirror. Let me pop it in. 0:50:21.920 --> 0:50:23.960 She goes, you want to wear it now? And I said, yeah, 0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:26.760 let me put it usually hid my Also, this seventeen 0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:29.520 year old girl with bright red hair and piercings in 0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:31.760 every free amount of space she's got on her forehead. 0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:34.040 Lex It takes me in his back room and then 0:50:34.120 --> 0:50:35.200 she goes, I I to take this one out. I 0:50:35.239 --> 0:50:36.560 want to chuck it. I might chuck it, babe. I 0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:38.400 don't want it. So she checks it out and then 0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:39.799 she I'm kind of just talking to her, and I'm 0:50:39.800 --> 0:50:41.360 sitting there with my legs cross, looking down at my 0:50:41.400 --> 0:50:43.560 lap because I can't see my love. And then she goes, 0:50:43.560 --> 0:50:46.640 all right, deep breath, one, two, three, and she pieces 0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:47.239 my ear. 0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:50.200 What she pierced my year. 0:50:50.960 --> 0:50:53.680 And I went, oh, wait, wait, wait a different ear 0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:54.680 the same hole. 0:50:55.600 --> 0:50:58.200 Oh, And I went, your hull was too tight? 0:50:58.400 --> 0:50:58.920 It was? 0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:01.080 And I had a dollar. 0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:04.840 Right, we're out of Westfield too, if i'd have three dollars, 0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:06.800 And I go, what did you just do? 0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:07.840 Should I pierce it? 0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:12.800 Hone chewing gum? I go, and I go, I didn't 0:51:12.920 --> 0:51:16.800 want it pierced. And then she said, oh, was already pierced. 0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:18.880 I'm like, yes, there was an earring in it, and 0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:20.640 she went, I thought the problem was what was closing up? 0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:22.200 And you wanted because she said it was tight because 0:51:22.200 --> 0:51:24.200 I did mention that it was tight, tight hole, And 0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:26.320 I go, I did, but I didn't want you to 0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:28.920 re pierce it. Sorry about the hamp well, the new 0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:31.759 piercings in no swimming for twelve to eighteen weeks, and. 0:51:31.800 --> 0:51:35.279 I was like, excuse, excuse me, twelve to eighteen it's 0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:37.759 far too big of a window. By the way, so 0:51:38.320 --> 0:51:40.640 like by week fifteen, do you go roll the diet 0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:43.480 and then she takes her to the front counter and 0:51:43.520 --> 0:51:45.760 goes twenty for the earing and thirty five for the piercing. 0:51:46.400 --> 0:51:47.600 Oh that's gumbag. 0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:50.800 Actually, do you know what for one? Give them a 0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:55.000 shout o name business? I wanted every detailed. 0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:57.640 Hairhouse warehouse Westfield Miranda, and her name was No. I 0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:58.759 would never, I would never. 0:51:58.719 --> 0:51:58.799 But. 0:52:00.440 --> 0:52:01.040 Oh of course. 0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:03.600 Well I get good to the check out, I pay 0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:05.520 and pay for the piercing because she offered me a service. 0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:08.040 And then she goes, oh, I'm gonna get me an alcohol. White, baby, 0:52:08.040 --> 0:52:11.239 you're bleeding. It's a fucking a lot. So she gives 0:52:11.239 --> 0:52:13.040 me an alcohol. Actually, hold that on their real tar. Okay, 0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:15.040 no swimming twelve to eighteen weeks, but I have to 0:52:15.120 --> 0:52:16.920 walk around Western with a bleeding is So now my 0:52:17.000 --> 0:52:19.759 ears fucking been re pierced and I'm back to square one. 0:52:20.760 --> 0:52:22.160 And so was it infected or anything? 0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:24.960 No, it's okay, thank god, because it's been a week since. 0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:26.920 But I was so worried it was going to get reinfected. 0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:29.839 Well, you've got another eleven to eighteen weeks to wait 0:52:29.960 --> 0:52:31.960 before we can swim. Mate, and I did go it 0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:32.560 for raining. 0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:35.160 It don't count, no, because I asked about sweat because 0:52:35.200 --> 0:52:37.080 now I'm exercising and it's sweats. So I was like, 0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:37.600 is that all right? 0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:38.680 But you exercising? 0:52:38.880 --> 0:52:39.120 Yeah? 0:52:41.520 --> 0:52:42.720 Had you not done that before? 0:52:43.600 --> 0:52:46.160 You know me? You know the end that, No, my 0:52:46.280 --> 0:52:49.560 lobes were dry anyway. I was just so shocked. 0:52:49.640 --> 0:52:50.520 You've got a dry hole? 0:52:51.719 --> 0:52:55.560 Yeah, I do. I do. Now I'm reluctant to tell 0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:59.239 sex stories. Get in your head on my well, it 0:52:59.320 --> 0:53:03.360 wasn't in my head. I've got no, I'm just reluctant. 0:53:03.800 --> 0:53:07.839 No, I don't be if you've got a really good one, sure, yeah, 0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:09.520 maybe not the B sides. Yeah, I don't need to 0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:11.360 hear about someone sending you a nude like that's just 0:53:11.719 --> 0:53:12.440 standard practice. 0:53:12.520 --> 0:53:14.680 That was the start. That was the remember the first time, 0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:16.120 Yeah what I thought. 0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:18.600 We weren't talking about that. By the way, do you 0:53:18.680 --> 0:53:21.560 know how many questions I got about to be honest, 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:26.440 ever kissed or fucked? And I just didn't include them 0:53:26.440 --> 0:53:28.239 because I'm like, I'm pretty sure we've made that clear 0:53:28.320 --> 0:53:31.320 that you desperately wanted me because you're an animal with 0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:33.359 urgers and I can do better. 0:53:35.239 --> 0:53:37.200 You're an animal with urgents, I'm an animal with standard 0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:38.840 Make that the. 0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:41.919 New description of the show. Well, once I hit thirty 0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:48.759 a couple of animals. Now we've we've never we've never 0:53:48.840 --> 0:53:51.959 done anything. I've actually never even kissed. No, we've kissed 0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:52.600 the same person. 0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:54.200 We've probably hugged about three times. 0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:55.440 We hugged on my birthday. 0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:58.760 Had we've had tapes. Actually, there was a question earlier, 0:53:58.840 --> 0:54:03.160 what have you noticed about which posts breakup? And the 0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:05.719 thing I've noticed is that he's not faithful to one man. 0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:08.640 He obviously was saving his hands for the one man, 0:54:08.719 --> 0:54:09.680 but now he'll hug me. 0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:15.000 What a waste if partner had the same respect. I cookie, 0:54:15.800 --> 0:54:17.960 it's a big cook. I've got Donna's email. Should I 0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:21.759 send her a text? Should I send her an email 0:54:21.800 --> 0:54:22.440 and just thank her. 0:54:23.320 --> 0:54:27.239 Thank her for playing sixty, and just go in, like 0:54:27.360 --> 0:54:30.040 back yourself in and just confidently call her don like 0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:34.040 you're on a nickname basis. Hey Don, it's me, Hey d. 0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:40.319 Hey it's him. I'm not joking. She had this gay 0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:42.960 ass assistant next to her holding a clipboard, and he 0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:45.279 had bleached blonde hairys and a denim set. He looked 0:54:45.320 --> 0:54:46.839 at me like it was like the Devil Wears prior. 0:54:46.920 --> 0:54:49.760 He was like, shoe fuck out of my office. Okay, 0:54:51.400 --> 0:54:53.120 all right, we should go. I hope people enjoyed the 0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:54.520 two week two episodes this week. 0:54:54.800 --> 0:54:56.280 Yeah, just for something different. 0:54:56.480 --> 0:54:59.600 Yeah, a bit of fun mate, I like dead. We'll yeah, 0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:00.279 and we'll keep doing it. 0:55:00.360 --> 0:55:03.160 Don't forget to do the five star crap there, leave 0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:05.400 us a review and or ten stars now that we're 0:55:05.440 --> 0:55:06.160 doing it twice. 0:55:06.000 --> 0:55:08.399 Yeah, double double the whem me. I hope you enjoyed 0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:10.240 the two EPs guys, and we love you, thanks for listening, 0:55:10.400 --> 0:55:11.239 and we'll see you in a week. 0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:13.560 Yeah, we'll see you then. Oh fuck, hang on what 0:55:13.840 --> 0:55:16.239 We hope this podcast made you feel at least one 0:55:16.280 --> 0:55:19.560 point five percent better today. That's all so we did. 0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:21.120 I can't believe I nearly forgot. 0:55:21.320 --> 0:55:24.359 I know, I imagine, imagine after four years and all 0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:26.640 that sugar in your system too, it's. 0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:27.719 I'm having that sugar crack. 0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:30.920 So let's go. The teachers were right, they were, they were. 0:55:31.200 --> 0:55:32.279 It was a lot they were. 0:55:32.400 --> 0:55:35.520 Remember they always said, now it's the day of an exam, 0:55:35.880 --> 0:55:38.279 don't have sugar. Have a crumpet. There they did, and 0:55:38.360 --> 0:55:39.279 they have a point. 0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:41.600 They did. All Right, we love you, guys, see you 0:55:41.600 --> 0:55:41.920 in a week. 0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:45.120 Tut up, Bye bye bye is it just me. 0:55:45.719 --> 0:55:47.880 I'm podcast by a couple of miches. 0:55:48.200 --> 0:55:51.479 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Su