WEBVTT - MINI: Chocolate Wars

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian Show podcast. An innocent chat about

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<v Speaker 1>a chocolate bar has led into Jack and I having

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<v Speaker 1>to put paws on it because I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>your take on this, Patsy. This show cares about chocolate bars, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Kitcat Chunky? What? Oh? But Jack doesn't. Jack prefers over

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<v Speaker 1>the humble, great original, the og, the kit cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to make sure there's no confusion about. When

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<v Speaker 2>we were ranking our top three bars last week, I

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<v Speaker 2>put KitKat Chunky in at number two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very, very different to a normal tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I agree with Jack. I think they're magnificent. Thank you, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 1>Too much going on, They've overdone it. The KitKat is

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<v Speaker 1>the og. There's enough there.

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<v Speaker 2>I like a KitKat on steroids, a big one, me too.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yankee got confused and brought home earlier in the week

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<v Speaker 2>and normal kit cats.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, that's the person she married. That's the person

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<v Speaker 1>she married, not a savage that wants some juiced up

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<v Speaker 1>that's been pumped up.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no, take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>I said sorry, I don't sorry, madam.

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<v Speaker 2>A kid normal KitKat is the weakest of the chocolate bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough. It's four fingers of greatness and you need more.

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<v Speaker 2>No, well, it's like four fingers divided in one bar.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, it takes literally one gram or one ounce

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<v Speaker 1>of pressure to break though.

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<v Speaker 2>The exactly one gram feels like what the chocolate is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like honey, I shrunk the kids in a chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>The lightness is part of It's like a feather. No lovely. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so nice, and you have the four fingers great

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<v Speaker 1>to dunk in tea and then into that into your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>That's enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised that when KitKat found the kitcat chunky and went, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll do normal sized chocolate bars, that they just didn't

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<v Speaker 2>discontinue the normal Kitcat.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet if you look to Global cells, who sells more.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it's the OG and that is my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>the KitKat that's been there for years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is an olden day.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what's really nice. You get some chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>and you break up kitcat into it and then grind

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<v Speaker 1>it in.

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<v Speaker 2>So you have to add something else to make it good,

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<v Speaker 2>whereas you can eat it enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the equivalent to eighteen miles bas it is one

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<v Speaker 1>chunky is equivalent to twenty nine masks.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the density because you feel satisfied. It's like crunching.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't a dense thing? If you wage chocolates bearest essence,

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<v Speaker 1>it's zero point nine grams.

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<v Speaker 2>You can eat a normal Kit Cat and you're not satisfied.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, the new people are greedy. I am very

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<v Speaker 1>satisfied after four fingers. Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why they check out at the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't have the old fashioned nanny ones.

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<v Speaker 3>They have the big, chunky ones.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got all these gluttonous people that are going around

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<v Speaker 1>that want too much of a good thing, like eight

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<v Speaker 1>liter bottles of coke.

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<v Speaker 2>Patty's right. It's almost become a unique purchase now where

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<v Speaker 2>you have to go to a specialty store to get

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<v Speaker 2>the cat. Nobody wants those four fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? I bet my Kitcat fans are

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<v Speaker 1>listening right now, right, are up and calling. Now where

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<v Speaker 1>do you stand on this? Okay, don't just be a bystander,

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<v Speaker 1>og that's the original one with the four fingers, or

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<v Speaker 1>are you the kind of beast that wants.

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<v Speaker 2>Too the beast? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you known behind doors as a beast? You're listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the Christian o'carl's show podcast. Civil War has erupted

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia. In this studio, it is on KitKat the

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<v Speaker 1>og the original one versus cat the big old log,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what you want to have a chocolate bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of somebody else watching you devowl that there's a

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<v Speaker 1>reason why your wife got you the more sophisticated down

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<v Speaker 1>to an abbey version for a gentleman, sit the fore

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<v Speaker 1>finger o G. They don't want to see you sticking

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<v Speaker 1>what looks like a lifestyle replica of a poop in

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<v Speaker 1>your mouth and shoving it down.

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<v Speaker 2>She misheard last week when I put she heard KitKat

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<v Speaker 2>shake my top three and she brought home as a

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<v Speaker 2>nice treat, said, oh, I heard you like Kitkats on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Rad So you go to the you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>sauce the og.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, the og is so different to the chunky.

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<v Speaker 2>This chunky is so fast.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't have chunky without the og.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't. True it developed from there, but they

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<v Speaker 2>made it way better. It's the Chunky is the dark

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<v Speaker 2>Knight and the fore fingers og is the original.

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<v Speaker 1>Listener Justin and Geelong Jack, you're getting jukes the in

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<v Speaker 1>a Kitcat. There's a lot more you get less chocolate,

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<v Speaker 1>more wafer with the chunky.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's a lot more chocolate on the outside of chunky.

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<v Speaker 1>Who we got here? First of all, we have Camel.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Christian, how are you so?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very appropriate sounding name as well as starts

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<v Speaker 1>with the camel. All right? What do you think KitKat?

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<v Speaker 1>The original one, the four fingered one, all that big

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<v Speaker 1>old beast, the chunky.

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely the original that that chunky thing is just disgusting,

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<v Speaker 3>the chunky thing in the bean.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, No, Carmel, have you actually had the chunky?

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like the most disgusting claggy You know.

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<v Speaker 1>You can split this world into two people, those of

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<v Speaker 1>us who aren't claggy, and then the claggy people like

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<v Speaker 1>Jack and Pats claggerslaggy. The reason why I saw that

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<v Speaker 1>put your fingers down, hands inside the right, sorry, carry on.

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<v Speaker 3>The reason why the ankle boarding home and original because

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<v Speaker 3>she was probably too embarrassed by the chunky.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be seeing with the guy putting

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<v Speaker 1>a deuce in his.

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<v Speaker 3>Mouth exactly exactly. And also christ one hundred percent with

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<v Speaker 3>you original. Great for Duncan and a cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 1>What a lovely feeling to fill disintegration into your mouth

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<v Speaker 1>with chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>Completely such a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. It's nice to chat to a fellow adult who

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<v Speaker 1>we got here, David by Christian. I'm good buddy. So

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<v Speaker 1>where do you stand on this? Then? The original word

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<v Speaker 1>kick cat or the beast, the chocolate one, the big chunky.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Carmel has no idea. It's got to be the chunky.

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<v Speaker 3>You've definitely got to go. The chunk just gives it

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<v Speaker 3>to you, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's just one of those things sophisticated. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a vomit. There's too much there. It's a part of chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>The original kick Cats is too nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very nappy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not naffy. It's natty and I'm a natty man.

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<v Speaker 3>And especially if you go to the servo and get

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<v Speaker 3>some fuel, always get the shaer bar as well, because

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<v Speaker 3>it's a little bit longer, a little bit bigger, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, oh, it's just like heaven. It really is.

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<v Speaker 1>Just those servos know that people are tired, aren't they

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<v Speaker 1>They're going then you top the fuel and they always

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<v Speaker 1>have those what I call like you're not you're not

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<v Speaker 1>strong enough to assist those like eight kilo. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a bar bell of chocolate. Then they go, oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>always there's always like a game show. You don't know

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<v Speaker 1>whether you get a good deal. They go, oh, and

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<v Speaker 1>this keil of chocolate, bi, it is twenty five cents.

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<v Speaker 2>The second one is always five cents, ten dollars for

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<v Speaker 2>the first one.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you very much, David, have a nice weekend, Annette.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Christian, Oh my god, what was David talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>That turkey is.

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<v Speaker 3>The most revolting thing. Give me the original four finger

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<v Speaker 3>any day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is beautiful. It's a delicacy, isn't.

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<v Speaker 3>It It is?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what else? The delicacies frogs, legs are those

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<v Speaker 2>birds eggs that people eat with the birds still inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Disgusting things foreign.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got no sophistication. Foreign food is too much to

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<v Speaker 1>my little Tom, Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>Delic is it always disgusting?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Katty was actually looking for anyone else

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<v Speaker 1>who can talk to in the studio like a gart

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<v Speaker 1>the bus shelter. Katie, Katty, Kitty, Katty.

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<v Speaker 3>Katie. But bank you Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know what it was talking about, because

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<v Speaker 2>no one wants four fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, KitKat, Chunky is absolute king.

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<v Speaker 1>A Chunky fan, Chunky is king. Let me ask you

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<v Speaker 1>this question. Let me ask you this question. When your

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<v Speaker 1>love affair began with the great KitKat, who was there

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<v Speaker 1>for you? First of all? Did you start the gateway

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<v Speaker 1>of it all your best friend who's dependable, the original Kitcat?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you go straight to the chunky, Straight to.

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<v Speaker 2>The chunky mate.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no need to mess around with the original, saddens me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's typical that an Englishman would make yeah okay.

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