Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian Show podcast. An innocent chat about
Speaker 1: a chocolate bar has led into Jack and I having
Speaker 1: to put paws on it because I want to get
Speaker 1: your take on this, Patsy. This show cares about chocolate bars, right,
Speaker 1: Kitcat Chunky? What? Oh? But Jack doesn't. Jack prefers over
Speaker 1: the humble, great original, the og, the kit cat.
Speaker 2: I want to make sure there's no confusion about. When
Speaker 2: we were ranking our top three bars last week, I
Speaker 2: put KitKat Chunky in at number two.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's very, very different to a normal tea.
Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
Speaker 2: No, I agree with Jack. I think they're magnificent. Thank you, Patsy.
Speaker 1: Too much going on, They've overdone it. The KitKat is
Speaker 1: the og. There's enough there.
Speaker 2: I like a KitKat on steroids, a big one, me too.
Speaker 1: And that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Yankee got confused and brought home earlier in the week
Speaker 2: and normal kit cats.
Speaker 1: She said, that's the person she married. That's the person
Speaker 1: she married, not a savage that wants some juiced up
Speaker 1: that's been pumped up.
Speaker 2: I said, no, take it away.
Speaker 1: I said sorry, I don't sorry, madam.
Speaker 2: A kid normal KitKat is the weakest of the chocolate bar.
Speaker 1: Enough. It's four fingers of greatness and you need more.
Speaker 2: No, well, it's like four fingers divided in one bar.
Speaker 1: But no, it takes literally one gram or one ounce
Speaker 1: of pressure to break though.
Speaker 2: The exactly one gram feels like what the chocolate is.
Speaker 2: It's like honey, I shrunk the kids in a chocolate.
Speaker 1: The lightness is part of It's like a feather. No lovely. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so nice, and you have the four fingers great
Speaker 1: to dunk in tea and then into that into your mouth.
Speaker 1: That's enough.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that when KitKat found the kitcat chunky and went, hey,
Speaker 2: we'll do normal sized chocolate bars, that they just didn't
Speaker 2: discontinue the normal Kitcat.
Speaker 1: I bet if you look to Global cells, who sells more.
Speaker 1: I bet it's the OG and that is my friend,
Speaker 1: the KitKat that's been there for years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is an olden day.
Speaker 1: I tell you what's really nice. You get some chocolate
Speaker 1: and you break up kitcat into it and then grind
Speaker 1: it in.
Speaker 2: So you have to add something else to make it good,
Speaker 2: whereas you can eat it enjoyed.
Speaker 1: It's the equivalent to eighteen miles bas it is one
Speaker 1: chunky is equivalent to twenty nine masks.
Speaker 2: I like the density because you feel satisfied. It's like crunching.
Speaker 1: Isn't a dense thing? If you wage chocolates bearest essence,
Speaker 1: it's zero point nine grams.
Speaker 2: You can eat a normal Kit Cat and you're not satisfied.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, the new people are greedy. I am very
Speaker 1: satisfied after four fingers. Excuse me.
Speaker 3: That's why they check out at the supermarket.
Speaker 2: They don't have the old fashioned nanny ones.
Speaker 3: They have the big, chunky ones.
Speaker 1: You've got all these gluttonous people that are going around
Speaker 1: that want too much of a good thing, like eight
Speaker 1: liter bottles of coke.
Speaker 2: Patty's right. It's almost become a unique purchase now where
Speaker 2: you have to go to a specialty store to get
Speaker 2: the cat. Nobody wants those four fingers.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I bet my Kitcat fans are
Speaker 1: listening right now, right, are up and calling. Now where
Speaker 1: do you stand on this? Okay, don't just be a bystander,
Speaker 1: og that's the original one with the four fingers, or
Speaker 1: are you the kind of beast that wants.
Speaker 2: Too the beast? Like?
Speaker 1: Are you known behind doors as a beast? You're listening
Speaker 1: to the Christian o'carl's show podcast. Civil War has erupted
Speaker 1: in Australia. In this studio, it is on KitKat the
Speaker 1: og the original one versus cat the big old log,
Speaker 1: and that's what you want to have a chocolate bar.
Speaker 1: Think of somebody else watching you devowl that there's a
Speaker 1: reason why your wife got you the more sophisticated down
Speaker 1: to an abbey version for a gentleman, sit the fore
Speaker 1: finger o G. They don't want to see you sticking
Speaker 1: what looks like a lifestyle replica of a poop in
Speaker 1: your mouth and shoving it down.
Speaker 2: She misheard last week when I put she heard KitKat
Speaker 2: shake my top three and she brought home as a
Speaker 2: nice treat, said, oh, I heard you like Kitkats on the.
Speaker 1: Rad So you go to the you go to the
Speaker 1: sauce the og.
Speaker 2: No, no, the og is so different to the chunky.
Speaker 2: This chunky is so fast.
Speaker 1: You can't have chunky without the og.
Speaker 2: No, you can't. True it developed from there, but they
Speaker 2: made it way better. It's the Chunky is the dark
Speaker 2: Knight and the fore fingers og is the original.
Speaker 1: Listener Justin and Geelong Jack, you're getting jukes the in
Speaker 1: a Kitcat. There's a lot more you get less chocolate,
Speaker 1: more wafer with the chunky.
Speaker 2: No, there's a lot more chocolate on the outside of chunky.
Speaker 1: Who we got here? First of all, we have Camel.
Speaker 3: Hi, Christian, how are you so?
Speaker 1: It's a very appropriate sounding name as well as starts
Speaker 1: with the camel. All right? What do you think KitKat?
Speaker 1: The original one, the four fingered one, all that big
Speaker 1: old beast, the chunky.
Speaker 3: Definitely the original that that chunky thing is just disgusting,
Speaker 3: the chunky thing in the bean.
Speaker 2: For me, No, Carmel, have you actually had the chunky?
Speaker 3: It looks like the most disgusting claggy You know.
Speaker 1: You can split this world into two people, those of
Speaker 1: us who aren't claggy, and then the claggy people like
Speaker 1: Jack and Pats claggerslaggy. The reason why I saw that
Speaker 1: put your fingers down, hands inside the right, sorry, carry on.
Speaker 3: The reason why the ankle boarding home and original because
Speaker 3: she was probably too embarrassed by the chunky.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be seeing with the guy putting
Speaker 1: a deuce in his.
Speaker 3: Mouth exactly exactly. And also christ one hundred percent with
Speaker 3: you original. Great for Duncan and a cup of tea.
Speaker 1: What a lovely feeling to fill disintegration into your mouth
Speaker 1: with chocolate.
Speaker 2: Completely such a week.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's nice to chat to a fellow adult who
Speaker 1: we got here, David by Christian. I'm good buddy. So
Speaker 1: where do you stand on this? Then? The original word
Speaker 1: kick cat or the beast, the chocolate one, the big chunky.
Speaker 3: Oh, Carmel has no idea. It's got to be the chunky.
Speaker 3: You've definitely got to go. The chunk just gives it
Speaker 3: to you, you know.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just one of those things sophisticated. It's
Speaker 1: a vomit. There's too much there. It's a part of chocolate.
Speaker 3: The original kick Cats is too nasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very nappy.
Speaker 1: It's not naffy. It's natty and I'm a natty man.
Speaker 3: And especially if you go to the servo and get
Speaker 3: some fuel, always get the shaer bar as well, because
Speaker 3: it's a little bit longer, a little bit bigger, and
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, it's just like heaven. It really is.
Speaker 1: Just those servos know that people are tired, aren't they
Speaker 1: They're going then you top the fuel and they always
Speaker 1: have those what I call like you're not you're not
Speaker 1: strong enough to assist those like eight kilo. It's like
Speaker 1: a bar bell of chocolate. Then they go, oh, they
Speaker 1: always there's always like a game show. You don't know
Speaker 1: whether you get a good deal. They go, oh, and
Speaker 1: this keil of chocolate, bi, it is twenty five cents.
Speaker 2: The second one is always five cents, ten dollars for
Speaker 2: the first one.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much, David, have a nice weekend, Annette.
Speaker 3: Yes, Christian, Oh my god, what was David talking about?
Speaker 2: That turkey is.
Speaker 3: The most revolting thing. Give me the original four finger
Speaker 3: any day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is beautiful. It's a delicacy, isn't.
Speaker 3: It It is?
Speaker 2: You know what else? The delicacies frogs, legs are those
Speaker 2: birds eggs that people eat with the birds still inside.
Speaker 2: Disgusting things foreign.
Speaker 1: You've got no sophistication. Foreign food is too much to
Speaker 1: my little Tom, Tom.
Speaker 2: Delic is it always disgusting?
Speaker 1: Let's go to Katty was actually looking for anyone else
Speaker 1: who can talk to in the studio like a gart
Speaker 1: the bus shelter. Katie, Katty, Kitty, Katty.
Speaker 3: Katie. But bank you Christian.
Speaker 2: But I don't know what it was talking about, because
Speaker 2: no one wants four fingers.
Speaker 3: Come on, KitKat, Chunky is absolute king.
Speaker 1: A Chunky fan, Chunky is king. Let me ask you
Speaker 1: this question. Let me ask you this question. When your
Speaker 1: love affair began with the great KitKat, who was there
Speaker 1: for you? First of all? Did you start the gateway
Speaker 1: of it all your best friend who's dependable, the original Kitcat?
Speaker 1: Or do you go straight to the chunky, Straight to.
Speaker 2: The chunky mate.
Speaker 3: There's no need to mess around with the original, saddens me.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's typical that an Englishman would make yeah okay.
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