1
00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,880
Speaker 1: Jonesy and Randa in the Morning One on one point

2
00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,000
Speaker 1: s w S FM, Jim Doland has been working harder

3
00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,480
Speaker 1: than the highlight of pen at the Eye Cack Inquiry

4
00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:09,640
Speaker 1: and he's come up with this.

5
00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,040
Speaker 2: Jim.

6
00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,639
Speaker 3: We had Jimmy Barnes on the show this week and

7
00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,880
Speaker 3: with the passing of guitar legend Eddie van Halen. Can

8
00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,640
Speaker 3: you remember the time Eddie came calling to see if

9
00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,080
Speaker 3: our mister Barnes wanted to join Van Halen.

10
00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,040
Speaker 4: I couldn't do it, but it was very nationient that

11
00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:27,760
Speaker 4: I think.

12
00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,920
Speaker 2: They sort of tried to get to me through management

13
00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,839
Speaker 2: when when Sammy Hagar left as well, So you know,

14
00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,239
Speaker 2: you know, and I wish I had a chance. I

15
00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,839
Speaker 2: wish I'd had the chance to do it, to some

16
00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,080
Speaker 2: some work with him. But it's you know, it's a

17
00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:40,839
Speaker 2: real loss for the for the rock world. He was.

18
00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,360
Speaker 2: He was one of the truly one of the greats, definitely.

19
00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,800
Speaker 5: And also you would have had to wear spandex Jimmy.

20
00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,760
Speaker 2: I don't know how that would have called it, and

21
00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,519
Speaker 2: I would have known it wouldn't have been attracted. I

22
00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,199
Speaker 2: can't even.

23
00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,400
Speaker 5: Imagine that Jimmy and spandex meat and potatoes.

24
00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,360
Speaker 3: The tribal drum was beating for when is your ringtone

25
00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,720
Speaker 3: gone off at the wrong time? There was the South

26
00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,200
Speaker 3: Australian Police Commissioner, and of course Jonesy had a story.

27
00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,199
Speaker 5: So the Police Commissioner, Grant Stevens, is in the middle

28
00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,680
Speaker 5: of the press conference and his phone rings.

29
00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:17,880
Speaker 2: I guess what's your ship point? You know?

30
00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,280
Speaker 3: Yes, his ring tone was I'm to six.

31
00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm in a celebration for Peter Ovidon's fifty years

32
00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,000
Speaker 5: of life and fifty years of TV. I don't know

33
00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,639
Speaker 5: how that happened, but I put my phone in my jacket.

34
00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:35,640
Speaker 5: Across the room, Brian Henderson, much respected newsreader, sits in

35
00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,639
Speaker 5: the chair. I'm miles away from my phone.

36
00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:45,000
Speaker 1: Nick minute, I'm across the room, standing next to Rag

37
00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,680
Speaker 1: Headley and he says, hey, some drom goos left his phone.

38
00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:49,800
Speaker 2: It's going off.

39
00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,480
Speaker 4: Is that you think it was? Brian Henderson?

40
00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,200
Speaker 5: Brian's sitting there and he's looking around a bit confused

41
00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,800
Speaker 5: because it's coming from his Did you own up? I said,

42
00:01:58,960 --> 00:01:59,840
Speaker 5: is Brian you rock?

43
00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,200
Speaker 3: Will Anderson decided last year to leave the safety and

44
00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,120
Speaker 3: regular employment of his radio show to embark on a

45
00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,720
Speaker 3: stand up tour how's that working out for you? Will?

46
00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:13,960
Speaker 3: You've joked before that at.

47
00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,760
Speaker 6: The age of forty six, you've become what your parents

48
00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,959
Speaker 6: were always worried about for the last twenty five years,

49
00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,480
Speaker 6: an unemployed stand up comedian.

50
00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,280
Speaker 4: You know what the thing is, Amanda. I think they've

51
00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,720
Speaker 4: enjoyed it too much. It was like when I got arrested,

52
00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,600
Speaker 4: they loved it because they've been waiting for me to

53
00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:29,600
Speaker 4: get arrested for twenty years to prove their point. And

54
00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,040
Speaker 4: it's the same we've been unemployed. I think it's really

55
00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,640
Speaker 4: worked against everything that they thought when I decided to

56
00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,840
Speaker 4: run away and join the circus, that it's worked out

57
00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,520
Speaker 4: for so long.

58
00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,800
Speaker 6: So the fact that it's finally not worked out and

59
00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,680
Speaker 6: Mum's on the phone like every second week coming you know,

60
00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:47,840
Speaker 6: we have that emergency wedding fund you're never going to use.

61
00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,480
Speaker 3: Just when you think we don't need anything more from

62
00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,440
Speaker 3: this buffet that is twenty twenty, we hear this.

63
00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,520
Speaker 5: And now apparently there's a new breed of super nits.

64
00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:59,200
Speaker 3: We literally years if needs.

65
00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,360
Speaker 2: Did you Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, terrible.

66
00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,000
Speaker 5: My daughter, when she was at school, she had a

67
00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,160
Speaker 5: friend that had knit so bad and her mother was

68
00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,760
Speaker 5: so tired of it, she shaved the kid's head and

69
00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,800
Speaker 5: made the kid wear a wig to school.

70
00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:16,000
Speaker 3: You're kiddy look like one of the Golden Girls. And

71
00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,760
Speaker 3: we enlisted your help to name Jonesy and Amanda's new chiraz.

72
00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,600
Speaker 2: Yes, what should we call our wine?

73
00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,280
Speaker 5: It's going to be punchy, it's going to be punched,

74
00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,600
Speaker 5: it's going to be snappy, it's going to be.

75
00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,519
Speaker 2: Funny the wine or the name.

76
00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,280
Speaker 4: The name, Yeah, not the wine.

77
00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,560
Speaker 2: The wine doesn't need to be funny and punchy and snappy.

78
00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,480
Speaker 5: That's what you get after you drinking, not necessarily.

79
00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,240
Speaker 3: In that order. For the record, it was decided we

80
00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,360
Speaker 3: called jam Drop. Now we can all get some sleep.

81
00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,680
Speaker 3: This has been Jimbo's Jimmy Jabba, Thank you.

82
00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,520
Speaker 1: Jimmy d joins the and Amanda in the morning one

83
00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:47,520
Speaker 1: one point seven t