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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini time. We

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Speaker 1: stuck into the Aussie Open at the start of the week.

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Speaker 1: You can see it online Wild Woody Instagram, Will and

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Speaker 1: Wody Facebook. We really had to rup the antie though,

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Speaker 1: I mean, once we got in we'd achieved our goal.

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Speaker 2: We just sort of started getting bored because we thought

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Speaker 2: we'd have to go to every single gate. It was

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Speaker 2: the first game we tried, bang straight through, straight through.

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Speaker 3: Again, we don't recommend this, We don't condone it either.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: It did start to get a bit ridiculous though, as

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Speaker 1: you're about to.

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Speaker 4: Hear Happy Opens Australia, hell them be good past them. Sure,

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Speaker 4: having proven how easy it was to get into the

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Speaker 4: Australian Open masquerading as Eastern European tennis players, we wanted

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Speaker 4: to see just how far we could get.

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Speaker 2: I just caught our reflection in the genuinely looked like players.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't it look like player could definitely look like players.

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Speaker 2: Been a good player, I would believe me if I

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Speaker 2: was not.

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Speaker 5: To me, so far, so good.

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Speaker 2: But that was until we saw good friend of the

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Speaker 2: show and former Australian tennis in Superstar Todd Woodbridge, guys,

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Speaker 2: what do you talk about.

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Speaker 5: All the man ship definitely recognized.

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Speaker 3: After successfully brushing off Todd wood Bridge and probably offending

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Speaker 3: him quite significantly in the process, we spotted Lavinia and

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Speaker 3: Nixon doing a live TV cross on Channel nine and thought,

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Speaker 3: what the hell, how long do you.

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Speaker 5: Think it will be?

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Speaker 2: And philve say get that off the show.

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Speaker 5: I think she's live, Lavinia, why do you guys get everything?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 1: See Alie, We're kind of the home of.

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Speaker 2: Sports stretches, as you can hear from the laughter there.

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Speaker 2: The hosts back in the studio could definitely see us stretching.

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Speaker 5: In the background of that cross.

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Speaker 2: So objective achieved. Now it was time to slip into

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Speaker 2: the press conference room.

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Speaker 1: It heavy opens back to me.

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Speaker 4: Amazing sporting a couple of stolen passes. We managed to

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Speaker 4: slip straight into the press conference room, although we found

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Speaker 4: out very quickly that it was still filled with a

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Speaker 4: lot of cameras and reporters.

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Speaker 2: We were a bit bit legged from Flows, which was concerned, Sorry, shit,

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Speaker 2: you're taking the piece, get out, Get out?

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Speaker 4: Will would he?

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Speaker 2: Oh he's Dennis NT.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, You're gonna go a bit.

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Speaker 4: A beer.

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Speaker 2: Sounds pretty good. Random reporter, just not with you. So

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Speaker 2: Will and I ducked off and decided to go and

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Speaker 2: phone an alcoholic beverage. And what's better than beer?

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Speaker 3: Will, champagne? And what's better than champagne, my friend, free champagne.

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Speaker 1: We have a free tel, we have free and three

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Speaker 1: going in free foot.

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Speaker 3: There was just one floor in the whole free champagne plan,

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Speaker 3: and that was it wasn't free.

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Speaker 4: Okay, how much is the bottle of the champagne? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You finding your pub.

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Speaker 3: Excellent austrillion dollar.

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Speaker 2: Dy good value, that's a goodly so much.

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Speaker 5: I actually don't ever bore.

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Speaker 3: I'm not kick.

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Speaker 4: Oh you've just very busy, put your.

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Speaker 2: Mask on and just walk out.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry about that, but it was very busy, and

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Speaker 5: I well, in my defense, I had to slug it

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Speaker 5: down quick because you and I realized that we couldn't

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Speaker 5: pay for it, so we just barreled to the toilets.

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Speaker 2: We did just sat in the dunnies for about forty five.

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Speaker 3: Perfect if you want to see that on so just

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Speaker 3: really pretty Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Facebook.

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Speaker 4: Some of the kids already up.

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Speaker 3: It'll be up. More of that will be up to

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Speaker 3: night seven. I actually haven't seen the TV across yet

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Speaker 3: out the back of the Vinie Nicks, in which I'm

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Speaker 3: very much looking for. It'll be up at seven o'clock tonight.

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Speaker 2: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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Speaker 2: from Willen Woody on The Full Show podcast