Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 5: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 5: an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 5: a hole.
Speaker 6: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1: Being fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 7: Give me thinking about the right person goodness.
Speaker 1: May is just still to play a couple of minches.
Speaker 8: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 1: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 1: this season. Sorry?
Speaker 6: Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koollo.
Speaker 2: You well, hello you here we are back again?
Speaker 1: Is you gender? Neuture? Are we being exclusive? By saying you?
Speaker 2: Are you asking? Seriously?
Speaker 7: I think you can figure out the answer to that,
Speaker 7: can't you.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure what if someone identifies.
Speaker 2: As me as you don't wish that on them. Imagine
Speaker 2: that someone identifies as Mitch Cherry.
Speaker 1: Jesus, are you he they she he No, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: EMC Mitch Chery. What does that mean? Just really really
Speaker 1: sweaty all the time?
Speaker 7: Oh well, that that would make me Mitch Cherry too.
Speaker 1: Are you sweaty in the moment? You're great.
Speaker 2: Well, not at the moment because it's glacial in the studio,
Speaker 2: but holy shit, I'm dreading summer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: I sweat very easily.
Speaker 7: That a new place has hectic air conn the new
Speaker 7: place I'm never leaving.
Speaker 1: I actually have a housewarming gift for you, do you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Would you like it now?
Speaker 2: Have you got it on you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course.
Speaker 1: And I've got some I've got some housewarming music for you.
Speaker 1: It could be a ghost in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Well, while he pisses around getting my present, I just
Speaker 2: want to let you all know that Kate Langbrook is on.
Speaker 7: The way a fan favorite on this podcast.
Speaker 5: Speaking of Poulter guys, Kate lang on the show. No,
Speaker 5: because you could have a go so we can discuss
Speaker 5: that later. Not that there's anything in that, but you
Speaker 5: need to save your house, do I Georgina Warf.
Speaker 2: I've never done that.
Speaker 5: Celebrity good friend of mine does a segment on my
Speaker 5: radio show, is adamant that every new house you move
Speaker 5: into you must sage because the spirit or the energy
Speaker 5: of the previous owner lingers in that house.
Speaker 2: Well, it is a bit of an older place, like
Speaker 2: an older building, like a good in a good way
Speaker 2: where the bricks are nice and thick, and I don't
Speaker 2: have to worry about making too much noise. But that
Speaker 2: means it's been well used. That apartment's been thrashed by
Speaker 2: bending an owner.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like dating someone in your fifties. It's like
Speaker 5: it's always gonna work because they know how to throw
Speaker 5: you around.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I didn't have time to wrap it, but I thought,
Speaker 5: this is very you. And there's a couple in there
Speaker 5: and happy house showers.
Speaker 2: What do we go? Oh my god, it's heavy.
Speaker 1: It's heavy. It is heavy.
Speaker 2: Three crystallin fears candles to bring the bright energy of
Speaker 2: some into your home. Okay, I do have candles. If
Speaker 2: it's the same as saging, just blighting candle.
Speaker 1: This is nothing to do with saging. No, that was
Speaker 1: just a tip. I'm not buying you sage's expensive.
Speaker 7: Oh that's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Have a look.
Speaker 7: So you know I love me a fucking scented candle.
Speaker 1: I know you do. That's why I got them. And
Speaker 1: oh my god, I know they've got crystals in them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they look good enough to eat.
Speaker 1: Smell it. What are the smell of the scents on them?
Speaker 1: Oh the coffee one.
Speaker 7: That one's coffee bean. And there's literally bits of debris
Speaker 7: in there.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not it's it's good. It's crystal. Yeah, debris,
Speaker 1: there's just.
Speaker 7: Oh, they're stunning.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: There's the wing of an A three eighty in one
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 7: I feel like this is a good problem to have.
Speaker 2: My new place has as a very very pungent fresh
Speaker 2: paint smell. Oh it must have been it must have
Speaker 2: been painted recently. So I'm gonna be firing every single
Speaker 2: one of these bitches up when I get there.
Speaker 1: Some people love the smell of new paint. What's that one?
Speaker 2: It's like lemone because it's a margaritacent That school just
Speaker 2: a happy house. Oh, summary candles, This is perfect for me.
Speaker 5: But you were just saying how you are not looking
Speaker 5: forward to summer. Here's three summary candles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect, now, I'll I'll just be hibernating inside in
Speaker 2: the air con with my summary candles.
Speaker 7: I can't waste.
Speaker 5: I've started sleeping with the air con on, like I
Speaker 5: haven't used it since halfway through the year, maybe like
Speaker 5: June or whatever, and it's back on.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: What were you using in June for?
Speaker 1: Isn't it hot in June?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: Famously, that's winter.
Speaker 1: Country sceptive diaphragm. Sam's out there high. Can you google
Speaker 1: the weather seasons for me? I get confused? When's it
Speaker 1: hot in Australia?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Now until when? Until?
Speaker 7: Like February, June is winter?
Speaker 5: June jaw, Oh it really is the it's really midwinter.
Speaker 5: Well fuck, I used it at some point.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're in and out of la I get it.
Speaker 7: You get confused. It's summer in June.
Speaker 5: Anyway, listen, I'm glad you have your new house exciting me.
Speaker 5: On the other hand, I've I keep giving you the
Speaker 5: update about my Iranian landlord.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Last I heard, they change their mind and you
Speaker 2: don't really have to get out in a rush.
Speaker 7: Well, I haven't sold the place beneath you yet.
Speaker 5: The landlord is not No longer contactable, so their phone
Speaker 5: was ringing and now it goes straight to an Iranian
Speaker 5: voice message.
Speaker 1: So the real estate agent has.
Speaker 5: Gone, we're just going to take it off the market
Speaker 5: because we don't know where he is.
Speaker 2: Is that why Jenny's away? Did you put a hit
Speaker 2: out on this bastard? Well, you're going to get him
Speaker 2: clipped so that you can just and your rental.
Speaker 5: Irana is so dangerous. They're all used to terror and
Speaker 5: isis and wartorn. You know, awful men. They won't suspect
Speaker 5: a brunette, meek woman to bead them in the.
Speaker 1: Middle of the brown haired girl they want, they wan't
Speaker 1: to hear her coming. So that's what that's where gener is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, although do we some of us think that after
Speaker 5: she launched two bitches, one pussy, just three cats, seven cats,
Speaker 5: one girl and then the kitchen sink, she's being less
Speaker 5: committed to us.
Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah, but that's all right. We welcome all
Speaker 7: types around here.
Speaker 2: You know, you and I rock up and if Sam
Speaker 2: or Jenner happened to be floating around, so by it true.
Speaker 1: They are very much like alley cats.
Speaker 5: They waltz here and they rub their assholes on us
Speaker 5: and then they sit for the show.
Speaker 2: They come for food and then fuck off.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right.
Speaker 9: The only reason I'm here, by the way, is Red
Speaker 9: Restaurant the Whale.
Speaker 7: No, not today, I.
Speaker 2: Will say that. That was the first thing I checked
Speaker 2: when I moved to my new apartment is Red Ruth
Speaker 2: is still available on Uber Eats. And yet, however it
Speaker 2: will take forty minutes and quite a high delivery fever.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's not totally out of range, is it?
Speaker 2: Because I'm on the other side of the Red Rooster
Speaker 2: line now, yeah, yes, you know how there's a line
Speaker 2: through Sydney where it cuts off all the Red Ruses
Speaker 2: if you trace them on a map, there's western Sydney
Speaker 2: where all the Red Ruses are.
Speaker 7: And then I'm now the other side of the line.
Speaker 1: Which is chargirled Charlie's right.
Speaker 7: M chargo Charlie's territory.
Speaker 1: She's bougie. It's expensive. It's good chicken, but it's not
Speaker 1: fast food chicken.
Speaker 2: Oh it's good, it's absolutely gorgeous chargoed Charlie's. But Red
Speaker 2: Rusa has a special place in my heart always will.
Speaker 5: I was cleaning out my glove box in my car
Speaker 5: the other day and I was emptying shit out and
Speaker 5: there was a fifty dollars red roost about her in there.
Speaker 1: From when we were given them all.
Speaker 2: Had it expire, i'd still got six months stop it.
Speaker 2: I found it one hundred dollar grilled about you. When
Speaker 2: I was packing my old house the other day, I
Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, I forgot I own this. This
Speaker 2: is fantastic.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Right. Yeah. I have a friend that
Speaker 1: was moving and the removal has found the dildo under
Speaker 1: her bed. I'm like, excuse me, man, We've moved everything,
Speaker 1: but there's something in there you probably should and it
Speaker 1: was her dildo. How embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I had a packing party with my friends, yeah, which
Speaker 2: is like a really really conniving way to trick them
Speaker 2: into helping me pack my I'm like, I'm having a
Speaker 2: packing party, come over, wine and now put shed into
Speaker 2: boxes for me. But I made sure you know the
Speaker 2: sex straw. I looked after that myself.
Speaker 9: That's gonna be one of my biggest fears is like
Speaker 9: getting cleaners or any kind of trades people over and
Speaker 9: just having anything left over or out that could be
Speaker 9: just like that. Someone would look at and be like, Okay,
Speaker 9: I need to get out of this person.
Speaker 2: But everyone knows it's fine. Everyone knows that. You know,
Speaker 2: we're all animals with urges.
Speaker 1: Everyone has sex toys they put in places.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you don't want You don't want someone with
Speaker 9: a feather duster coming over and be like, oh god,
Speaker 9: why is it still wet?
Speaker 5: I know, Hayden and I left our pocket pussy out
Speaker 5: when we had an other house the other day and
Speaker 5: it was still dripping from being cleaned in the bathrooms
Speaker 5: like a flashlight.
Speaker 7: Why would you need one of those when it's.
Speaker 1: Silicon, A hole's a hole, a bit of variety. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does the same job, but it does look like
Speaker 1: a vagina, so we just have to do it with
Speaker 1: the lights off.
Speaker 7: But Hayden's your hoole. Why do you need a fake one?
Speaker 1: No, because sometimes you're not in the mood for the
Speaker 1: preparation that it entails.
Speaker 7: That is true.
Speaker 1: So sometimes you both and we share one. Is that weird?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The same time.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's where you draw the line when it comes
Speaker 2: to sharing jams as a couple. You've literally spragged in
Speaker 2: each other's mouths for sure, But no, that's where you
Speaker 2: draw the lines there.
Speaker 7: Please, Well, for.
Speaker 1: Your first time listening, you're welcome. Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Every week we bring an im and is it just
Speaker 5: me of our own something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 5: to appreciate.
Speaker 1: Yes, Caitlin Brook is our guest today.
Speaker 5: She's on that new show My Mum, Your Dad Correct,
Speaker 5: which is I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 1: We can talk about that.
Speaker 7: Last Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that in a se
Speaker 7: Do you want to kick things off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. Let's kick it off. Let's do the
Speaker 1: first ym of the show.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you think Free to Wear TV's having it's comeback? Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? Because I bought a brand new television
Speaker 2: and I felt like my mother because my friend was
Speaker 2: helping me set it up.
Speaker 7: And it's got everything.
Speaker 2: It's got Alexa, it's got all the apps in sald
Speaker 2: it's got Foxtael on the TV. So I don't need
Speaker 2: the big ugly box anymore.
Speaker 1: So she's smart, She's a smart She's.
Speaker 7: A very smart TV.
Speaker 2: But I'm sitting there going, I'm looking at the remote, going,
Speaker 2: there's four buttons, where's the numbers? How do I put
Speaker 2: on Channel seven? The afternoon news is on. I can't
Speaker 2: figure out how to get Free to Wear on my
Speaker 2: fucking modern TV. They're trying to phase it out.
Speaker 5: They are, they are. Mine doesn't even have free to
Speaker 5: wear TV. It has satellite and it took me so
Speaker 5: long to work out what that means. But that's the
Speaker 5: antenna cable that you put in the back to get
Speaker 5: free to wear TV.
Speaker 7: All right, so I need to plug the thing in total, Sam,
Speaker 7: you need.
Speaker 1: To get a cable. But I don't know if Mitch,
Speaker 1: because you and I are technically I think your gen Z.
Speaker 1: I'm on the cusp. I can choose.
Speaker 7: I'm on the CUSP two.
Speaker 2: Apparently you're ninety six, right, Yeah, so I just choose
Speaker 2: based off which generation is being bagged.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm not a millennial.
Speaker 1: Saying I choose. I choose based on an argument the
Speaker 1: other day of a wedding. Everyone's like, fuck gen Z's.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, fucken V. Fuck my back is saw.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Trying to relate to millennials. So what we're technically zillennials?
Speaker 1: But I have made technically what zillennials?
Speaker 7: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: With generation fluid, generally we get to cho who is
Speaker 1: our own gender. I relate to baby boomers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do identify as a baby boomer. If I
Speaker 2: had my choice, I felt so old trying to set
Speaker 2: this new TV up hard.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if it's if it's a generational thing,
Speaker 5: but I have such fun memories.
Speaker 1: And tell me if you have a similar memory.
Speaker 5: My bedroom, I had a little TV, a thick TV.
Speaker 5: It had a big back, oh yes, backs that tapered.
Speaker 1: Down, yep, a triangle. And I would watch.
Speaker 5: Rove Live with static like there was static on the
Speaker 5: television so much so you could put your hand on
Speaker 5: it and wave the static away.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, oh, woh god, that is a throwback.
Speaker 5: And I didn't have a cable connector in my wall
Speaker 5: because this was like the old TV that mom and
Speaker 5: Dad said put in your bedroom. So I had one
Speaker 5: of those antennas that you plugged in and then actually
Speaker 5: had a physical you know, they're like metal, you know
Speaker 5: the pointer sticks.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like the old radio antennas that when
Speaker 2: you turn your car in to go and just come out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you had a car wash, you had to
Speaker 1: run out and untwisted. Fuck we're old. And I would
Speaker 1: sit there watch Rove Live and row and make a
Speaker 1: gag and throw to carry big more and then it
Speaker 1: would black out and have to get out of bed,
Speaker 1: and I'd have to twist it by a millimeter and.
Speaker 2: Rover come having to be raining or windy.
Speaker 7: Oh no, you'd be done for that'd fuck your TV
Speaker 7: signal for sure.
Speaker 5: But there's something about Free to Wear TV that has
Speaker 5: my soul. I got into the block this year and
Speaker 5: I adored the block so much so that Hayden's like, oh,
Speaker 5: do you want to watch drag Race? I won't know
Speaker 5: the blocks on your fucking fall.
Speaker 7: I've got a few friends that were really into the
Speaker 7: block this year.
Speaker 1: It was a great.
Speaker 7: It really won over the gays this year.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was country properties and gays love it.
Speaker 7: A getaway, Yeah, they love a getaway. Try to live
Speaker 7: in there. Afsels raised, he's on a country property.
Speaker 2: Different storry to get.
Speaker 5: Bashed in the country, but we love to holday Man.
Speaker 5: So I love the block. I love the nightly news.
Speaker 5: I get home from working like ten ten thirty, and
Speaker 5: then there's that the Latest or whatever it's.
Speaker 1: Called on Channel nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, channel seven now seven.
Speaker 5: I love that our friend Brooklyn Ross was on there. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I just think Free to Wear TV is back
Speaker 5: in fashion.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that. You know, a lot of us
Speaker 2: are trying to banish it, but there it still has
Speaker 2: a place in our heart. I went to Adelaide with
Speaker 2: Sean on the weekend and the first thing you did
Speaker 2: when we got there was put on the local news
Speaker 2: because it's got that, you know, the local touch. What's
Speaker 2: happening in Adelaide? And I was like, yeah, that's kind
Speaker 2: of love. Like Netflix can't give you that, can I.
Speaker 1: No, No, it can't. Was the bullet in ten seconds long.
Speaker 1: Nothing's happening.
Speaker 7: There was not a lot going on in Adelaide. Let
Speaker 7: me tell you.
Speaker 2: There was some story about a giraffe. I don't know
Speaker 2: it with a slow fucking news day in Adelaide. Me.
Speaker 1: So, you know that kangaroo video that I put up.
Speaker 1: You probably didn't I posted when I was at a
Speaker 1: wedding two weeks ago. Kangaroo.
Speaker 7: Yeah there was there, kangaroos getting in a punch up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It must have been a slow newsweek because I got
Speaker 5: approached by some media company to buy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I sold it to them and now it's got four
Speaker 5: million views on the Fox News Instagram.
Speaker 2: I said to you, can you post that video on
Speaker 2: the couple of Mis's account. It's funny and you're like,
Speaker 2: I can't I sold it?
Speaker 8: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: And I negotiated. They said he met.
Speaker 2: How much did they pay you?
Speaker 5: I'm Jason two hundred and fifty EUD for the video
Speaker 5: plus forty percent of revenue? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: can you do five hundred bucks and seventy percent? He
Speaker 5: said yeah, wow?
Speaker 7: So can you send me an example of it being
Speaker 7: played on the nightly news?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I haven't found it yet, but the woman that I
Speaker 1: lived with in La saw it on the seven nightly
Speaker 1: news in La.
Speaker 7: Wow, So I will fight well.
Speaker 2: They like Australian radio DG. Is that an old Pakishan
Speaker 2: at a wedding?
Speaker 5: No, it would have been ARSI radio personality. Mitch Chrury
Speaker 5: got more than a bargained for when the writing groom
Speaker 5: walked down the aisle to two feisty guests.
Speaker 1: Take a look.
Speaker 2: That is such a perfect kicker's story for overseas like
Speaker 2: cabro is fighting in Australia. They love that shit. They'd
Speaker 2: eat it up. I'm gonna at least play the video.
Speaker 2: This is your commentary of two kangaroos bashing each other
Speaker 2: at the wedding fadings are all fun and games.
Speaker 1: Until some of the guests start to fight.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, Jesus.
Speaker 5: Christ, oh God, all right now, all right, now, come on,
Speaker 5: we're all family.
Speaker 1: Now, come on, oh Christ, Oh my the gout oh
Speaker 1: is hacking up? Geez? Maybe they're actually going to kiss.
Speaker 5: Oh oh no, they're definitely no, no, no, It's got
Speaker 5: my god sons in it.
Speaker 1: And my cousin Krystal was.
Speaker 5: Like, look, I'm fine with it, but their faces have
Speaker 5: been all over American news.
Speaker 7: I'm like, good point, see again. You only get that
Speaker 7: on freeware, don't you.
Speaker 5: That's right, baby, Freeedawar's back. If you've got something like
Speaker 5: that about free to wear that you love, let us know,
Speaker 5: because I feel like there's whether it be the news,
Speaker 5: whether it be a certain show, whether it be the
Speaker 5: corny ads or morning TV, let us know, because you
Speaker 5: know my ode to real free to Wear TV.
Speaker 1: It's coming.
Speaker 7: It's growing great?
Speaker 1: All right, shall we do you original?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Sure, let's get into it.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: It's saying congratulations to someone who's just spending their own
Speaker 2: money A bit of a fucking weird thing to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you mean? I need an example?
Speaker 7: Well, there was me getting my new apartment.
Speaker 2: It was congratulations and I'm like, yeah, I'm paying rent,
Speaker 2: Why are you congratulating me? And then the same thing
Speaker 2: happened the other day. A friend of mine her phone rang,
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, sorry, I've got to take this. It
Speaker 2: was about a new car that she was buying, and
Speaker 2: they said, well, we've got great news. Congratulations the car
Speaker 2: is yours. And she's like, well, yeah, because I sent
Speaker 2: you the deposit. Why are you congratulating me?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, good core.
Speaker 2: It's it's an odd thing to do. And it's like,
Speaker 2: I haven't, you know, struck luck or anything. I'm paying
Speaker 2: my hard earned dosh for this. If it was free congratulation,
Speaker 2: you've got a free apartment or a free car, but nay.
Speaker 1: If I was a gold padding on the rivers of
Speaker 1: Bathurst and I hit a nugget, congratulate me.
Speaker 7: Did you ever actually go on that excursion gold panning.
Speaker 1: And they put fake gold in there?
Speaker 5: I saw missus Barton get on a swollen knees and
Speaker 5: sprinkled fake dust into it.
Speaker 2: I went on that excursion too. It's on Mount Panorama
Speaker 2: the racetrack, isn't it. Yeah, And they really replicate your
Speaker 2: oldie times where you go gold panning. And I felt
Speaker 2: so offended because there's this like husband and wife and
Speaker 2: all their old fashioned clothing. They're telling you all about
Speaker 2: the gold panning times. And then the husband had a
Speaker 2: lunch break and they just substituted a new actor with
Speaker 2: the same wife. And I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: all bullshit. I felt for it. I didn't realize they
Speaker 2: were just active.
Speaker 1: They should have just run with it and gone back.
Speaker 1: In the olden days, men could choose which wife they
Speaker 1: wanted at any minute. This man has chosen a new wife.
Speaker 1: His previous one was Barren. I remember the fucking school excursions.
Speaker 1: I had the worst gastro at the Great Ossie Bush Camp.
Speaker 1: Did either of you do the Great Ossie Bush Camp?
Speaker 9: Sam?
Speaker 5: The Great Ossie Bush Camp was a replica of air rock,
Speaker 5: made out of I swear to God, paper mache and
Speaker 5: whenever it would rate, and.
Speaker 1: They're like, cover the rock.
Speaker 5: Anyway, every kid from my area went to the Great
Speaker 5: Ozzie Bush Camp and it was like the fucking Challenge Australia.
Speaker 1: We just did stupid games like fire Fox and stuff.
Speaker 5: Anyway, about three years ago it caught a light and
Speaker 5: burnt down when a school was there and they had
Speaker 5: to evacuate everyone and it no longer exists.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, I've never heard of this thing, Jenna, can
Speaker 7: you Oh that's right.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.
Speaker 5: She resigned and I'll get it up on the screen.
Speaker 5: I can do two things at once here, I'll get
Speaker 5: it up. What did you do for camp?
Speaker 1: Mitge?
Speaker 2: They just make us go to sport and WC camps
Speaker 2: to go on fucking religious retreats. And I've told this
Speaker 2: story before, but I'm still not over it. When I
Speaker 2: was on a religious retreat at a sport and rec
Speaker 2: camp in Wogga, that was the one day that Delta
Speaker 2: Gudam did a surprise appearance.
Speaker 7: At our school. And I was like, are you fucking
Speaker 7: kidding me?
Speaker 2: I'm trapped in Wogga at a sport in rec camp
Speaker 2: praying to Jesus when I could be listening to Delta
Speaker 2: perform at assembly.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sad, Oh my god, bullshit?
Speaker 5: All right, great Ozzy Bush camps up on the screen,
Speaker 5: Mitch that it was a giant fox Air's rock. Where
Speaker 5: is it Central New South Wales? I've never heard of anyway,
Speaker 5: So that was it In its heyday, and that was
Speaker 5: sadly about a month ago.
Speaker 2: A month ago, we're looking at the burnt down version these.
Speaker 1: Guys, Oh Google, great assie bush camp before and after?
Speaker 1: Because does that not look like it's made of paper machet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that does not look sturdy. That doesn't look like
Speaker 2: it would stand high fire danger.
Speaker 1: I remember the cafeteria was underneath it, so if you
Speaker 1: wanted to eat, you'd have to go under the ulu
Speaker 1: and there was a play equipment in there.
Speaker 2: It does feel a bit off making a replica uliarroo.
Speaker 2: It's like a sacred sight, isn't it. Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, no one knows why it burnt down?
Speaker 2: Is it weird to say that I'm in favor of
Speaker 2: it being burnt down? Just go to the rear lularoo,
Speaker 2: not that scabby thing. Say nap to the rock, Say
Speaker 2: nap to the fake rock?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? That's enough of these two. Look
Speaker 1: now let's hear and is it just you? All right?
Speaker 5: Now's your chance to get in touch if you want
Speaker 5: to win. Prize Prize keeper Jenna Senda a DM, although
Speaker 5: I don't know if she's checking them these days.
Speaker 2: Oh, who knows. We'll we'll have to follow up with
Speaker 2: her in an exit interview, she'll have to handover notes
Speaker 2: exit interview.
Speaker 1: Imagine if we go is it just me, Jenna? Or
Speaker 1: do we think you're fired? That's how you fire her.
Speaker 7: She's probably just hoping that happens because she's too polite.
Speaker 1: To quit anyway. Mitch and I both have an as
Speaker 1: you've just heard, it's your chance to have one of
Speaker 1: your own.
Speaker 5: We called meusic just used here we got today Aaron
Speaker 5: Lee has sent in a fifty six second one. So
Speaker 5: once you're over it telling me, I'll cut it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, all right, spit it out erin right?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 10: Or is calling someone twice or thrice consecutively the rudest
Speaker 10: thing that you can possibly do if it is not
Speaker 10: an emergency? How very dare you call me thrice for
Speaker 10: something so unbelievably normal or anti climactic like that is
Speaker 10: just unbelievably rude to me? And I feel like Mitchell
Speaker 10: would fucking agree. Mitchell Combs, by the way I'm referring to.
Speaker 10: So I would really like to know Dohl because it
Speaker 10: just really rolls me up, and it happens to me
Speaker 10: like nearly every day you're off, not just waffling on.
Speaker 2: Well, Aaron, I vociferously disagree with you, actually, because I
Speaker 2: feel like everyone's mindset is when they see a phone
Speaker 2: call coming through, they're like, if it's really important, they'll
Speaker 2: call me back. And also, sometimes it does take two
Speaker 2: or three phone calls for the phone call to even
Speaker 2: reach you if they're on do not disturb. Isn't that
Speaker 2: how it works? Like the first time you call if
Speaker 2: they're on do not disturb, it won't even tell them.
Speaker 2: But if you do it a couple of times, it'll go,
Speaker 2: oh shit, you need to one breaks through?
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And so it's not that unusual to make more than
Speaker 2: one phone call if the first one is an answer,
Speaker 2: because you want the other person to know, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get a hold of you if they're wasting
Speaker 2: your time. Sure, I get it, but like get over
Speaker 2: at Aeron, someone wants to talk to you. Oh heaven forbid,
Speaker 2: you'll be the first bitch if you get no phone calls,
Speaker 2: you'll be a withered, lonely old slut and erin.
Speaker 1: Shame on you. Because Mitchell disagrees and I agree with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know you agree.
Speaker 1: You get for including me.
Speaker 2: I found it odd that she thought I would agree
Speaker 2: and that you wouldn't because you're the one that's allergic
Speaker 2: to phone calls.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't answer my phone ever.
Speaker 2: You know what I've had to start doing with you
Speaker 2: what I'll send a voice message and then i'll follow
Speaker 2: up immediately afterwards. I'll write in written text so that
Speaker 2: you see it in your preview. I'll say, by the way,
Speaker 2: this voice message won't stress you out, because I feel
Speaker 2: like that's one of the reasons why you avoid anything
Speaker 2: from me, because you think it's something that's going to
Speaker 2: be stressful.
Speaker 5: You've really lulled me into a sense of security there.
Speaker 5: If one day you fuck me over and say this
Speaker 5: one't stress you out and then it does, I'm going
Speaker 5: to be absolutely ropable.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: No, I'll have the courtesy to let you know this
Speaker 7: might be stressful.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's why I like Game of Thrones so much,
Speaker 5: because I would really relate to sending ravens.
Speaker 2: What's ravens?
Speaker 5: And Game of Thrones they're like, the king is dead,
Speaker 5: tender raven to King's landing.
Speaker 2: What's the raven though crow?
Speaker 5: And then they'll ride on a scroll the king is dead,
Speaker 5: and then they'll give it to a crow and it's
Speaker 5: little hook and then they'll cut the king's landing and
Speaker 5: it's like four days later and the king's having tea
Speaker 5: and then the king's dead.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. That's all I want. And then if you
Speaker 1: want to reply, it takes four more days.
Speaker 2: You would ghost the raven. You just fucking ghost it.
Speaker 2: Let it ring out, let it flap out.
Speaker 1: I'd go, hey, get that raven that's got all the
Speaker 1: meat on its bones.
Speaker 2: They close the curtains and be like, oh hate and
Speaker 2: babe if if they asked, we didn't see the raven.
Speaker 2: Whatever the message they have, it's gonna be thressful.
Speaker 1: I thought, we do not raven activated? What the fuck
Speaker 1: does it close? The buyers?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 1: Funny, all right, thank you more T shirt? What the
Speaker 1: fuck was her name? Aaron?
Speaker 2: No? I get what you're saying, Aaron. If it's not important,
Speaker 2: they don't need to call you more than once. But
Speaker 2: probably safe to assume that if they're trying to get
Speaker 2: a hold of you, just stop thinking about yourself. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's easier for them to do it over a phone call,
Speaker 2: because things get lost into translation on text sometimes, and
Speaker 2: it's easier just to talk out loud.
Speaker 5: Oh, and I guarantee erin I'll rap it on about
Speaker 5: this and then she'll absolutely pest to Jenny for three
Speaker 5: weeks in a row.
Speaker 1: Where's my prize? Where's my price? With's my price? Ye? Crow? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Anyway, don't let our agro deter you from hitting us
Speaker 2: up a couple of minches.
Speaker 7: If you haven't, is it just me of your own?
Speaker 7: We'd love to hear it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Doug, it is time to hear from one of
Speaker 2: our all time favorite guests, Kate Langbrook. This will be
Speaker 2: the third time she's been on the podcast. You know
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Are you getting a phone.
Speaker 7: Call over there? I was like, we just spoke about.
Speaker 1: And I was screening it.
Speaker 7: I can tell that you weren't listening to me. Sorry,
Speaker 7: So have we got on.
Speaker 5: Kate lang This is the third time we've had her
Speaker 5: on the Showman, Yes, I'll say that before you forget
Speaker 5: we have.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she's in our three timers club.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Headband mate or something?
Speaker 2: If you don't know who she is, she's one of
Speaker 2: those people you sometimes see popping up on the pro
Speaker 2: She's done a lot of those panel shows over the years.
Speaker 2: She's currently hosting My Mum Your Dad on Channel nine,
Speaker 2: which if you're not up to date, definitely get on board.
Speaker 2: You can stream it on nine now. And if you're
Speaker 2: one of those people that thinks, oh, reality TV is
Speaker 2: not for me, this one's very wholesome. Yea, So it
Speaker 2: makes sense that Kate is hosting it. And how else
Speaker 2: did you describe her non on radio She used to
Speaker 2: do hears Me.
Speaker 1: And Kate radio personality.
Speaker 5: She's a comedian of sorts, very very always funny and
Speaker 5: very insightful, and she's been great to us. We used
Speaker 5: to work with her, well, I still work with her,
Speaker 5: not anymore, she's left Kiss, but she used to be
Speaker 5: around the building in the office and we formed a
Speaker 5: connection and she actually asked to come on the show
Speaker 5: this time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So what happened was when she was doing the
Speaker 2: promo rounds for My Mum Your Dad, you know, we
Speaker 2: threw our hat in the ring and said, yeah, we'd
Speaker 2: love time with Kate if we can. Her manager said, no, no,
Speaker 2: she's got no more time. She's books, she's doing no
Speaker 2: more press. And then she says, oh, but my mitches,
Speaker 2: I have to I'll make an exception for my mitches
Speaker 2: because we just laugh her and as per fucking usual,
Speaker 2: we had ten minutes with but it went for forty.
Speaker 7: The three of us are together, you just can't shout
Speaker 7: us up.
Speaker 1: Really, we're all very similar. Yeah, she has the best
Speaker 1: traits of you, the best traits of me, and the
Speaker 1: worst traits of herself.
Speaker 2: I also loved that because she was in the Melbourne
Speaker 2: studio where in Sydney we connected the two studios and
Speaker 2: the whole time because she's just such a hoot. You
Speaker 2: can hear her studio producer Tom laughing in the background
Speaker 2: the whole time. It's pretty much that role. Would you say,
Speaker 2: one of the jobs if you're operating the desk is
Speaker 2: to keep quiet. He's just outwardly.
Speaker 1: I loved it all. Right, let's roll this. This is
Speaker 1: us with Kate Langbrook. Enjoy guys, Kate Langbrook, welcome back
Speaker 1: to Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's me, Mitchell Table and Mitchell.
Speaker 1: At long last, Kate, you can drop the facade, be
Speaker 1: the real dirty you?
Speaker 3: What dirty me?
Speaker 1: The real Langbrook?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're allowed to swear here, don't forget Just what
Speaker 7: do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: I count countdown? I mean, is there no four plane.
Speaker 1: Are we sorry?
Speaker 3: Breakdown? And I mean, I understand you're desperate for it.
Speaker 1: Mitch's getting Mitch's getting it frequently now.
Speaker 5: Since we've last had you on Big Life News for
Speaker 5: our for our very own Betty Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: He's got a life partner, he's got a boy friend.
Speaker 3: What happens Betty from Blackdown has had the broken Yeah,
Speaker 3: for those who don't know, Betty from Blacktown is my nickname.
Speaker 2: So Kate can tell the two Mitches the part. I've
Speaker 2: got the energy of a middle aged woman in the West,
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 3: And also that's radio people. I think they always talk
Speaker 3: about Betty from Blacktown. They do, and we were like,
Speaker 3: who is Betty? And then we realize we've actually got
Speaker 3: a Betty. It's Mitch.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's me. Can I tell you though, my boyfriend
Speaker 2: and I we've got this friend.
Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, I've just got to digest back up.
Speaker 3: Just you've got to ease me into this kind of talk.
Speaker 3: It just come trippingly off your tongue.
Speaker 1: Boyfriend and Kate, he's so handsome, he's in politics, he's intelligence,
Speaker 1: he's got brains ticks. You know what.
Speaker 3: Everyone every smart man loves a trophy wife. That's all
Speaker 3: I'm going to say, because that is quite a catch.
Speaker 7: It definitely is.
Speaker 2: And you know one thing I reckon you'll love about him.
Speaker 2: Do you remember last time we had you on, we
Speaker 2: were talking about how much we love your vocabulary, all
Speaker 2: the big words.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right at that time. But oh you say
Speaker 3: you said you love them, but I actually think no,
Speaker 3: I don't think you love them.
Speaker 2: Well I'll prove you wrong because my boyfriend and I
Speaker 2: we have a shared Google doc where we both add
Speaker 2: great words that we hear. If we're having a conversation,
Speaker 2: one of us drops a big word, we'll go great,
Speaker 2: add it to the list. I don't want to hear some.
Speaker 3: Of them loud to Is they my words or just
Speaker 3: general words?
Speaker 2: Just general words, words that we hear out in the wild.
Speaker 2: In fact, if you want to add some great words,
Speaker 2: please do with some of the ones we've got already discombobulated.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm not mad, I'm discombobulated. Were you confused?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it is. We've got vociferous.
Speaker 3: What's vociferous?
Speaker 2: Hung I vociferously disagree?
Speaker 1: Like passionately?
Speaker 3: Oh passionately? No, No, I can't, I can't. Yeah, no bequeathed.
Speaker 3: Are bequeathed?
Speaker 2: Is stunning, isn't it?
Speaker 1: How would you use bequeathed donning?
Speaker 3: How would you've left something to something? You've gifted something
Speaker 3: to someone. So I have bequeathed unto you the throne,
Speaker 3: got it gone, And as I have to say, radio
Speaker 3: royalty mixture has bequeathed unto you, the scepter of the
Speaker 3: prince rising up the ranks.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Wait, and are you saying, Kate, you've bequeathed me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 9: Not me?
Speaker 3: Well, I can't give you my crown because I still
Speaker 3: need it.
Speaker 1: I don't keep that crown. Good point, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 3: You won an awarded, the Radio Awards, and that that
Speaker 3: was like you were touched on the I was going
Speaker 3: to say, touched on the dick. That's not right.
Speaker 1: Are you kissed? I wasn't touched on the dick. That's
Speaker 1: how you do get, That's how you work your way
Speaker 1: up in this industry. I wasn't on the nova tables.
Speaker 3: God, your eyes open on that one, or best shut
Speaker 3: your eyes and just hope for the best.
Speaker 7: All right, give us some more Indubitably, some of these
Speaker 7: are even hard to say.
Speaker 3: I think stubitably just means undoubtedly, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Yes, But how boring to say undoubtedly when you could
Speaker 2: say indubitably.
Speaker 3: It's true, it's true.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to have the list open for the
Speaker 2: rest of this interview and just Sucifian get fucked. You
Speaker 2: don't like that? Have you ever heard it?
Speaker 3: I hated? You know, there's a terror? Can I tell
Speaker 3: you a terrible word which you won't hear very often,
Speaker 3: but now you'll probably hear it maybe three times in
Speaker 3: your life. It's just a terrible word that someone I
Speaker 3: went out with once used it, and I never felt
Speaker 3: the same way about him ever. He said, peripatetic, what
Speaker 3: is that? You know what it actually means? And he
Speaker 3: said it means you move around a lot. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, mate, I'm moving away from you,
Speaker 3: that's for sure. I'm just like, I can't. I'm not
Speaker 3: unnecessarily just with a with a big word for the
Speaker 3: sake of it. It's just some words, as you said, Mitch, Betty,
Speaker 3: some words are beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yes, I like to sound loquacious when I talked with
Speaker 2: the big words. It was quite peripatetic of you to
Speaker 2: move to Italy, wasn't it.
Speaker 7: She wants to punch me.
Speaker 3: I died. I adore every part of you. Oh there
Speaker 3: you are. I can see you on this.
Speaker 5: In high school, I remember, I didn't know. I thought
Speaker 5: compulsory was the opposite of what it actually happened.
Speaker 3: I thought compulsory memtional.
Speaker 5: I thought it meant you had a choice. So my
Speaker 5: year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on a mitch math as compulsory.
Speaker 5: I went fantas two courses of drama. She went to, No,
Speaker 5: it's compulsory. And I know, missus Moyman, be a while
Speaker 5: to catch on.
Speaker 3: Really, when did you realize when you got the bad
Speaker 3: score in maths?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well I did end up dropping maths. I got up
Speaker 5: to Pythagoras and fucked off.
Speaker 1: So that do you know?
Speaker 3: With maths, when they replaced the numbers with letters, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm out, I'm gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when they adding that little X with a fancy
Speaker 1: little kick yes.
Speaker 3: And c's and equals and lala and putting things over,
Speaker 3: they make them work too hard, and.
Speaker 7: It's always like to the power of n or whatever,
Speaker 7: like you don't care.
Speaker 3: No, I don't care, And I'm never ever ever going
Speaker 3: to have to work out the pie of a radius
Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm just find you have to do that.
Speaker 3: I could see my future even at seventeen, and I
Speaker 3: knew that that wasn't going to be essential for me.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Kate? What did you see yourself? Because
Speaker 1: you are you're such an enigma. Add that to the
Speaker 1: list and we are doing and.
Speaker 3: Become a mystery.
Speaker 5: No, it's not as much as a mystery. You were
Speaker 5: just so unique and there's no one else quite like
Speaker 5: you in this country, and you were so great at
Speaker 5: what you do, and you do so many things. We'll
Speaker 5: talk about the new show in a little bit. But
Speaker 5: did you have your life mapped out? That's a question
Speaker 5: I never thought i'd ask you, But what did you
Speaker 5: see yourself doing?
Speaker 1: As baby Kate?
Speaker 3: Not even for a moment. I've never had anything mapped
Speaker 3: out at all? And I think I thought, what did
Speaker 3: I think when I was Because I was raised to
Speaker 3: Jehovah's witness it would never even have occurred to me
Speaker 3: or anyone in my family that there would be anything
Speaker 3: to do with showbies. And in fact, because we were
Speaker 3: Jehovah's witnesses, it was even unusual that we went to
Speaker 3: Uni Oh Wow the time because that was frowned upon
Speaker 3: because that was seeking man's knowledge rather than God's knowledge.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, Well.
Speaker 3: Which is how I believe Mitch Betty got his boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Yes, some people came, yes knowledge.
Speaker 2: I've got none of my own, so I have to
Speaker 2: seek it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's it.
Speaker 1: Ok When did you stray away from that from the religion?
Speaker 3: Well, I knew really really young that I didn't want
Speaker 3: to be a Jehovah's witness, Like I just knew that
Speaker 3: it wasn't me. It was kind of like how people
Speaker 3: say they know that they were gay when they were
Speaker 3: really young. I was like that about the religion. I
Speaker 3: was just like, it's not me, it's just wrong. And
Speaker 3: so I was always plotting my gape. And then so
Speaker 3: I moved out when I was eighteen. Wow, And then
Speaker 3: I stopped going. And my dad was an elder and
Speaker 3: my brother was a ministerial servant, like they were big
Speaker 3: wigs in the Witnesses, and so it was a difficult time.
Speaker 3: But I was studying journalism at that point, which luckily
Speaker 3: a teacher at school had just said to me, you're
Speaker 3: good at English, why don't you study journalism. I didn't
Speaker 3: never really know properly.
Speaker 2: What that like.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I'll apply for that, just using big words.
Speaker 3: But I had no plans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we've had Angela bishop On who was actually
Speaker 2: discouraged people from making life plans, just like, eugh, whatever
Speaker 2: doors open, just walk through them. Is that what happened
Speaker 2: with this TV thing? They just said, want to host
Speaker 2: this show? And you thought, all right, why not?
Speaker 3: You know, I say no to things all the time,
Speaker 3: I like all the time. And the joke with me
Speaker 3: and Hughes he was always that he couldn't say no
Speaker 3: to work. You know, he's a workaholic, and I would
Speaker 3: always say no to everything.
Speaker 2: You say yes.
Speaker 3: I couldn't say yes. I couldn't say yes, and he
Speaker 3: couldn't say no. We're a perfect man.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, good pair, and I wonder
Speaker 2: who is more well rested out of the two of you?
Speaker 3: Well I was. But now we've kind of reversed roles
Speaker 3: because since I came back from Italy, I've written a book,
Speaker 3: I've done this radio show, I've done this TV show.
Speaker 3: It's like I've done lots of things that I wouldn't
Speaker 3: have done before. Anyway, they when they first mentioned the
Speaker 3: show to me. I was actually I was doing the
Speaker 3: writer's festivals because my book had just come out, my
Speaker 3: book about Italy Jell, and I was like, I can't.
Speaker 3: I literally, I'm not being a premier, don I literally
Speaker 3: don't have time to watch this blah blah blah. And
Speaker 3: then finally when I did watch it, I went, oh,
Speaker 3: my goodness, I love this idea. And honestly, within five
Speaker 3: days I was hosting it. So I didn't even really
Speaker 3: have time to think any further. I like my head
Speaker 3: was spinning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, that's My Mum your Dad, right, Katie. What's
Speaker 5: the premise of My Mum Your Day? If everyone wants
Speaker 5: to watch it at seven point thirty Monday and Tuesday,
Speaker 5: Channel nine nine.
Speaker 1: Now, what's the premise of the show.
Speaker 3: The premise is that it's single parents looking for love
Speaker 3: and they've been nominated by their kids, who are all
Speaker 3: over eighteen, and the kids, unbeknownst to the parents, unbeknownst Mitch, Betty, Mitch,
Speaker 3: unbeknownst so silent Kay yetnap. Unbeknownst to the parents, the
Speaker 3: kids are watching from their own house, so they're watching
Speaker 3: their parents every move, which is at once amazing, titulating, awful,
Speaker 3: stomach churning, brilliant or everything every word every word on
Speaker 3: his list except peripatetic. They're staying put.
Speaker 2: It's such like a vulnerable way for them to see
Speaker 2: their parents dating, Like sometimes it is easy to forget
Speaker 2: that your parents are human, and so it was quite emotional.
Speaker 2: I was watching it and some of the kids reactions
Speaker 2: to like their parents getting nervous that a first kiss
Speaker 2: on a first day for you guys, like, that's not
Speaker 2: the sort of side to your parents you normally see.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I think have you either of you
Speaker 3: got single parents?
Speaker 1: No? No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't either, and obviously and my kids don't. But
Speaker 3: these are something in the relationship that is so beautiful
Speaker 3: and has a maturity to it that I never had
Speaker 3: with my parents and certainly my kids don't have with me. Like,
Speaker 3: those kids are so unselfish about their parents and wanting
Speaker 3: this for their parents that I'm quite amazed by it.
Speaker 3: And when they watch it, I mean they obviously they're
Speaker 3: watching through peep fingers and screaming in horror. Sometimes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, some of the awkward kisses, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Which is stunning.
Speaker 1: I love is there bonking Kate? Is there bunking? Going on.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't want to ruin it for you, but
Speaker 3: you know they are human, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I have needs and desires.
Speaker 1: Sure, some would say have urged animalistic urges animalistic?
Speaker 3: Write that down, Betty animalistic.
Speaker 2: It just feels like everyone on that show just wants
Speaker 2: the best for each other. There wasn't any catiness like
Speaker 2: on reality TV. Is there anything like that to come?
Speaker 2: Any fighting or whatever?
Speaker 3: Surprisingly, I mean you want some full maths glassing and
Speaker 3: wines thrown in the face.
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: I mean when you when you're attracted to someone, I
Speaker 3: think it's natural to be territorial about them. Yeah, are
Speaker 3: you territorial?
Speaker 1: Well, I've been in a relationship for four years, Mitch?
Speaker 1: Are you territorial yet? With a new flag?
Speaker 3: That's Is that an answer?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 3: How he obfiscated. Write that down? Though fiscated, he didn't
Speaker 3: really want to answer.
Speaker 1: I'm not ovulating. Don't you point that finger and insimuate
Speaker 1: that I'm dropping eggs? How dare you? Labor said?
Speaker 3: How fascinating? Are we going to prise the wizard nut
Speaker 3: that is Mitch jury and.
Speaker 1: Expose the jinger Klonel ask again?
Speaker 7: Are territorial over your partner?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know what.
Speaker 5: My partner is very attractive, and he had a he
Speaker 5: had what we call the hoe face. So before I
Speaker 5: met Hayden Kate, he had bleached blonde hair. You'd know
Speaker 5: right now, leached blonde hair. And that was the that
Speaker 5: was the signal. That was the metaphor of I am
Speaker 5: open for business.
Speaker 2: A little.
Speaker 5: Bit of context, so I for Kyle and Jackie. Oh,
Speaker 5: my first job, like nine years ago was the cash cock.
Speaker 1: And I dressed up as a giant rooster and ran
Speaker 1: around Sydney and was tackled and if you caught the cock,
Speaker 1: you got a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: You're skating again.
Speaker 3: He's tantalizing, and I love this. And you you were
Speaker 3: the cash cock. I hope they weren't too rough with
Speaker 3: you when they grabbed you.
Speaker 1: They were.
Speaker 5: It was really this is true story, Kate. I was
Speaker 5: in the emergency room twice from cock.
Speaker 3: Because when Babel grabbed the cock, they would have tried
Speaker 3: to give it a good plucking.
Speaker 2: Cash they won the cash.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep. I once had a high lux turn off.
Speaker 1: How passed your road and chase me into the backyard
Speaker 1: of someone's house. True story. Anyway, that's a that's a
Speaker 1: non sequitur. It's when one thing.
Speaker 3: Doesn't logically follow the ass write it down.
Speaker 1: That'd be a good podcast for us that that would
Speaker 1: just be constant non sequiturs.
Speaker 3: Just nonsense anyway, But anyone, how does this lead to
Speaker 3: you being territorial?
Speaker 2: It does?
Speaker 1: No, no, no. I messaged here and I said, never met
Speaker 1: him before, but I thought he was cute the bleached
Speaker 1: blonde hair and wanted to thrash him around.
Speaker 5: So I sent him a photo at midnight and I said, Hi,
Speaker 5: I hope you don't mind me messaging you out of
Speaker 5: the blue, but here is an unsolicited cock pick.
Speaker 3: It was you and your cash cock.
Speaker 1: Cash, and he replied, Kate, he replied, And I'd never
Speaker 1: been with a man before, did he say? He replied,
Speaker 1: I'm at Sydney UNI. Do you want to fuck? And
Speaker 1: that sort of ruined the moment for me.
Speaker 3: He was so nuanced and huge, and he was just
Speaker 3: bleach blonde to the point.
Speaker 1: Yep, straight to the point. And he said, I'm in
Speaker 1: Sydney Uni. You want to below me in the bleachers?
Speaker 2: Do you want to? Yeah? Those gobby he was suggesting,
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, it's a lot.
Speaker 3: So he was a Turkey, so he was on You're
Speaker 3: a perfect pair anyway, darning going on. Tom at Mines
Speaker 3: just shown me a photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was gorgeous, beautiful.
Speaker 3: He actually looks like you Filipino sing on the principle
Speaker 3: that you know when people are attracted to people that
Speaker 3: look like them.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a different show. That's my mum, your dad,
Speaker 1: and a cousin. It's a very I think.
Speaker 3: He's really beautiful. So are you territorial?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: The long story short is I'm very territorial. And yes,
Speaker 5: that's him with the bleached yeah hands.
Speaker 1: I think I worked so hard.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you're jealous. You're jealous and your god. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course I can't.
Speaker 5: But we working radio. You tell a story, you know
Speaker 5: how it works. I just had to add that in.
Speaker 3: I loved it all. That was just the most gorgeous
Speaker 3: by road and back roads.
Speaker 1: Well that's what he likes from Hello and.
Speaker 3: A dirt track, I believe. Okay, now let's go down, down,
Speaker 3: down down, beg your pardon. What's smoldering down? There's some uncertainty,
Speaker 3: a little bit of something, a little bit of jealous.
Speaker 2: God, no wonder you're hosting this show. You just fucking
Speaker 2: like to dissect relationships.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know that. I love that. In fact, one
Speaker 3: of the guys from one of the bosses from Channel nine,
Speaker 3: who was just gorgeous, John Walsh's name is Anyway. He
Speaker 3: was on the set every day when we were filming,
Speaker 3: and he said to me one day, Oh my goodness,
Speaker 3: you're a cross between Dean mother, an amateur psychologist, and
Speaker 3: what man has just summed up my entire life in
Speaker 3: how many words?
Speaker 1: Is that? Mitch Black? Betty?
Speaker 3: How many words?
Speaker 2: When did I become black? Betty Bamber lamb Jason?
Speaker 8: Is it just the podcast by a coupla Miches.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're here with Channel nine's Kate Langbrook, host of
Speaker 5: My Mum Your Dad?
Speaker 2: Are you filming for the show today? Because you look
Speaker 2: very glammed up by the.
Speaker 3: Way, Oh well, you know why because I leave my
Speaker 3: makeup because I do the project on a Tuesday night,
Speaker 3: and when I come in to do pick up on
Speaker 3: a Wednesday with Monty, I always give her a thrill.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she's getting that much of a
Speaker 3: thrill out of it, to be honest, but I always
Speaker 3: leave my makeup on I sleep in my makeup. It's
Speaker 3: a secret to my beautiful complexion. Makeup artists will never
Speaker 3: tell you.
Speaker 1: That sleep in it.
Speaker 3: They're always like a mathema with your makeup. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: if you want to look beautiful all the time, girls
Speaker 3: leave your makeup on. That's never reno, And so.
Speaker 2: Do the projects. Still let you work for that show,
Speaker 2: even though you're cheating on them with Channel nine?
Speaker 3: Yes, And isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2: That's all rare.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a freelancer, I guess, but you're right. It's
Speaker 3: one thing for me to say I'm a freelancer, but
Speaker 3: it's another thing for a network to go, We'll let
Speaker 3: you host this massive show on another network. And I
Speaker 3: very much appreciate that they have. But also, you know
Speaker 3: what challenging. You could have put a ring on it
Speaker 3: and they didn't. So if Channel nine are coming, I'm like, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Why not you take rings where you find them, which
Speaker 1: is Mitch's dating technique. Actually I met this new boy?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: How many rings? Did?
Speaker 1: How many rings?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, I never went through the gay slut fast.
Speaker 3: Was it like or was it like a hundred year
Speaker 3: old oak tree? Then if you sliced it through the trunk, Mard,
Speaker 3: there'd be a lot of rings.
Speaker 1: That's all the.
Speaker 2: Womping willow right down, womping right down. All right, that's done. Hey,
Speaker 2: you know how you said that you struggle to say
Speaker 2: yes to work, and you've obviously turned a lot of
Speaker 2: things down. What were some of those?
Speaker 3: Like everything?
Speaker 7: Have you been asked to go in the jungle?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've been asked to go in the jungle. Just
Speaker 3: think of every reality show, right except Love Island hurtfully?
Speaker 3: Why is that missing from my uvra?
Speaker 2: Write that down?
Speaker 3: It's French. It means body of work? Or does it
Speaker 3: mean eg? What means French?
Speaker 2: I'm when I google Uber, it says do you mean uber? No?
Speaker 1: Are you v ari uber? What's okra? What am I thinking?
Speaker 3: Oh? That's a vegetable that they eat in Jamaica. I
Speaker 3: find it gross. I don't like it an Asians And
Speaker 3: then did you make it? They're like, oh you have?
Speaker 3: You haven't had a cooked ried It's like scrambled egg
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, why don't you eat fucking scrambled eggs?
Speaker 3: It's not some slimy pod hanging off the truth.
Speaker 1: It's a pod. It's a po You're Dutch right or half? Well?
Speaker 3: I say Jamaica because my mum's Jamaican American and my
Speaker 3: daddy's Dutch or was Dutch. I don't want to bring
Speaker 3: down the tone. I mean he still is Dutch wherever
Speaker 3: he is.
Speaker 1: Yes, spirits and he was Dutch and will remain Dutch. Yes.
Speaker 5: Well, yes, my dad's side of the family is Dutch
Speaker 5: and we have that in common. I have an olmer
Speaker 5: and an opera. Oh my god, my mom. So I
Speaker 5: was a wedding on the weekend, Kate, Mitch. I was
Speaker 5: at this family wedding and you know, the vows had
Speaker 5: just been handed down, and it was that awkward two
Speaker 5: hour period where the bride and groom are off getting
Speaker 5: gold awful sunset photos.
Speaker 3: Too long period, It's too long. It's exhausting, and by
Speaker 3: the time they come back in we're not happy to
Speaker 3: see them.
Speaker 1: No, it's too long.
Speaker 5: So my mom obviously went to Instagram and she said, Mitch,
Speaker 5: look at Kate's Instagram story, because my mom, on her birthday,
Speaker 5: on a wedding anniversary with my dad, always requests one
Speaker 5: dish and it is Prawn's King prawns with an avocado
Speaker 5: and mango and a bit of whatever sauce she puts on.
Speaker 3: Whether that's a Marii sauce or just a cocktail sauce.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, cocktails, but she only likes the praise cocktail sauce.
Speaker 1: She's very pecute as.
Speaker 3: I make my own, but I make it with praise Mayonnaise,
Speaker 3: the King of mayonnaises. Even though I can't really forgive
Speaker 3: them for having a few years ago gone from glass
Speaker 3: bottles to plastic bottles, my harbor a grudge. I don't
Speaker 3: want to eat anything out of plastic. I'm not a
Speaker 3: fucking Kardashian. I don't I want my sauces in glass.
Speaker 3: I want my oils in glass. I don't want your
Speaker 3: bhps or whatever they call leeching.
Speaker 1: Out of microplastic. Yes, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I don't want to write that down. I've got Barbara
Speaker 3: Cartman and narrating a novel.
Speaker 1: We just need to get someone to take the minutes
Speaker 1: of the interview at this point.
Speaker 2: You know what words sprung to mind when you were
Speaker 2: describing that meal, Mitchell, what would oh, that sounds like
Speaker 2: quite a sumptuous repast.
Speaker 3: Oh that's okay, spell subtuous, my darling, Mitch, Betty.
Speaker 7: Shared, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Too many s's for my lisp.
Speaker 3: I love your lisp.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 3: By the way, my thirteen year old son, Yanni, has
Speaker 3: a lisp and we adore his lisp. And people say
Speaker 3: to us, are you going to send him to speech therapy?
Speaker 3: Which A I find rude. B probably practical, but se
Speaker 3: not necessary thoughts as an adult lisp.
Speaker 2: But your thoughts, well, I didn't go to speech therapy
Speaker 2: per se. But when I first moved away and started
Speaker 2: going to radio school, there was a teacher that very
Speaker 2: kindly pulled me aside and said I happened to be
Speaker 2: a speech pathologist as well as a teacher, so she
Speaker 2: would like, keep me back for an hour whatever, just
Speaker 2: help me work on the letter s with more pronounced.
Speaker 3: What is it a sibilant s?
Speaker 2: Sibilant s? Yes, And so I found that helpful. But
Speaker 2: obviously that was helpful in my line of work because
Speaker 2: I was going to be talking into a fucking microphone.
Speaker 2: So I don't know why I hadn't thought of it sooner.
Speaker 2: But if he's not doing that, then it doesn't really
Speaker 2: need it. It's kind of adorable.
Speaker 3: I find it adorable, Like I just like it. And
Speaker 3: when someone said to me once something, what I was
Speaker 3: somewhere someone made a joke about lisping or whatever, and
Speaker 3: of course someone some buzz kill in the auditor goes
Speaker 3: and she didn't make a joke about disability, and my
Speaker 3: girlfriend said, a lisp is not disability, it's just not perfection.
Speaker 3: And I went, oh, my goodness, I love that so
Speaker 3: much because everything's so perfect. Everyone's walking around with those
Speaker 3: big white veneer teeth that, by the way, I'm very
Speaker 3: attracted to. And if I'm going to continue at Channel nine,
Speaker 3: I think I need some because I don't have them.
Speaker 3: But no, I just don't think I can pull it off.
Speaker 3: I'm like Mitch on a first date.
Speaker 1: No, you don't know him well enough then, Jesus.
Speaker 3: He's not like that.
Speaker 1: Now he's coming led that in tunnel.
Speaker 5: Can I just say, God, so many non sequiturs. But
Speaker 5: I went to speech pol My mum sent me to
Speaker 5: speech pathology because I had a minor leasp and they
Speaker 5: got it out.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I think I don't remember it, and I miss what
Speaker 1: I could have sounded like, you miss, I miss really
Speaker 1: miss it.
Speaker 3: Well. Yanni's very lifty?
Speaker 2: Is he is yan? The one that you said that
Speaker 2: his what was it? His personality is a liability?
Speaker 3: Oh that would be if he doesn't become a lawyer.
Speaker 3: But I said, if you become a lawyer, your personality
Speaker 3: is an asset.
Speaker 2: And what was the reason for that? Again, is he
Speaker 2: just does he just ask a million questions.
Speaker 3: He argues. He loves to argue, Like if you say
Speaker 3: something to me, he just loves to catch you out
Speaker 3: on whatever, whatever you haven't encompassed with just a statement.
Speaker 3: He always looks, likes to look for the exclusion. And
Speaker 3: then sometimes it's so exhausting. Sometimes in our house, we
Speaker 3: just have to go, Yanni, no more questions, enough, just
Speaker 3: the hand and now we can just trot up the hand.
Speaker 3: We go Yanni, and he goes, no more questioned.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 2: And so what was he said to him? You need
Speaker 2: to be a lawyer otherwise your personality, I said to him.
Speaker 3: This is when we're in lockdown and I had spent
Speaker 3: to day. Anyway, I said to him, his godfather's a lawyer,
Speaker 3: really clever, gorgeous guy who drops us off bagels every Sunday.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god.
Speaker 3: Maybe gorgeous. Anyway, Yanni's godfather is a lawyer, and so
Speaker 3: Yanni just so adores him, you know, in the way
Speaker 3: that you just love a you love an uncle figure.
Speaker 3: You know how boys love me uncles.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, and so Yannie wants to be a lawyer
Speaker 3: as well. So he's just got this rigorous mental thing
Speaker 3: that he'd actually be perfectly suited. He's an arguer, he
Speaker 3: loves the play of it. Whatever. Anyway, so we're in lockdown.
Speaker 3: I was so exhausted by cooking for fucking six people
Speaker 3: and laugh. Oh man, that was a lot. And I
Speaker 3: said to him, you better be a lawyer when you
Speaker 3: grow up up or your personality will be a liability.
Speaker 3: But if you become a lawyer, your personality will be
Speaker 3: your biggest assy. Now he couldn't tell if that was like.
Speaker 3: He was so thrilled by that until Walid Ali made
Speaker 3: out like that was a big insult.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was what offended.
Speaker 1: All things to offend him.
Speaker 3: You are a lawyer.
Speaker 2: That you literally told him that that skill, that personality
Speaker 2: trait will actually help him and does help him.
Speaker 3: I said to him in a meeting one day, I'm
Speaker 3: going to say the same thing to you, I said
Speaker 3: to my twelve year old son as he was seen
Speaker 3: and then, but didn't seem to take the compliment from it.
Speaker 7: Of course, he wouldn't he didn't look at the lawyers.
Speaker 3: Lawyers, lawyers, yes, and then he sent me a bill
Speaker 3: while it worked it out.
Speaker 5: You know what this is, This is very different to
Speaker 5: the last time we spoke to you, Kate. Last time
Speaker 5: we interviewed you. I don't know if you remember, but
Speaker 5: you were in bed with a bag of salt and
Speaker 5: vinegar chips.
Speaker 2: You just finished watching Morning More.
Speaker 1: You just binged Morning Mars and you admitted to us
Speaker 1: that you had COVID, which at that time wasn't worldwide news,
Speaker 1: and it was the scandalous did make radio station called Mitch.
Speaker 1: They called me and they said you cut that out.
Speaker 2: They made me remove that part, and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's really not that salacious.
Speaker 7: Everyone's had COVID at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But you know what, when so was that like
Speaker 3: October last year? I think so, yeah, because do you
Speaker 3: know what, it was so unusual to have COVID at
Speaker 3: that time that the newspaper was trying to do a
Speaker 3: story about it. And I'd been to a party on
Speaker 3: the Thursday where I had given it to and we
Speaker 3: were still in semi lockdown or whatever you could have
Speaker 3: filled with some bullshit rules in Victoria. Oh my god, anyway, anyway,
Speaker 3: you could only go with ten pebbles, So they were
Speaker 3: like ten babble at this party, but like eight of
Speaker 3: them got COVID. And then one of my girlfriends who
Speaker 3: was at that party, went to another party on Saturday
Speaker 3: night and she gave COVID to thirty six people and
Speaker 3: six and the whole things because at that point people
Speaker 3: still knew where they got it. And on the Friday
Speaker 3: I gave it to Peter Hellia.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and all they were trying to keep that
Speaker 2: under wraps. We could have made you come unstuck.
Speaker 9: Could be.
Speaker 3: Like three weeks later. No one would have even bothered
Speaker 3: writing a story because everybody had it. Then God, it exploded.
Speaker 7: So this is the third time we've had you on.
Speaker 2: Actually, have we ever told you that? We once did
Speaker 2: a poll in our Facebook group saying, who's the favorite
Speaker 2: guest we've had on the podcast? And you buy a landslide, Langborn, it.
Speaker 1: Was you, gen Z, gen Z Langbaine.
Speaker 2: I say z, oh, I'm not putting that on the
Speaker 2: fucking lest Why do you say it like that?
Speaker 3: But I like it. I think it's kind of with it,
Speaker 3: gen Z, I.
Speaker 7: Say z, it's very American of you.
Speaker 3: Though, Oh my god, and because I got a seventeen
Speaker 3: year old daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, Oh yeah, how's your eldest son? How is
Speaker 2: his driving going? Because that all happened last time you
Speaker 2: were on He walked in and said, can you take
Speaker 2: me ol plate?
Speaker 3: What did he? I can't remember any of this.
Speaker 1: You also said that you would give me twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard it too, Show me where that's written down.
Speaker 1: Didn't want to bring it up. How's he? How's he going?
Speaker 3: Lewis? Lewis's divine killing it in the driving? His school?
Speaker 3: He's halfway through his hours? Oh god, because he was
Speaker 3: still doing year twelve. Year twelve is horrible.
Speaker 1: Oh it's awful, isn't it. It's that time I forget?
Speaker 1: How's he doing with the exams?
Speaker 3: Well, we don't know how he ween. It's still November.
Speaker 3: But true. He actually worked really hard, which I didn't
Speaker 3: think he was capable of. I thought he was more
Speaker 3: like me, not kind of good on the fly, but
Speaker 3: not really academic. But he worked so hard, and with
Speaker 3: his alleged father every night and every day for four
Speaker 3: months at the dining room table. Peter choosed him so
Speaker 3: patiently and beautiful that I could have fallen in love
Speaker 3: with him all over again.
Speaker 1: Alan Lewis Powell tutoring. Hey, just come to power, running
Speaker 1: power like Peter.
Speaker 3: It's a good nickname.
Speaker 1: It is good. Well, we better let Kate go go.
Speaker 1: We've held up a lot of the time.
Speaker 5: I love that Kate started this interview sitting, then she
Speaker 5: was standing. Now she's I'm exhausted.
Speaker 3: Now you have sucked me dry.
Speaker 7: We have yorry about that again.
Speaker 3: Ah, we love you.
Speaker 2: Every time Kate is on, we stay to the producer.
Speaker 2: I swear it'll only be ten minutes, and then minutes
Speaker 2: later before we go.
Speaker 3: Betty Mitch your boyfriend who Mitch has talked up enormously
Speaker 3: in the most beautiful manner and accurately. I need to
Speaker 3: say a photo of him as well in politics.
Speaker 1: Get this, Kate, he's a teal.
Speaker 3: I didn't know there were any boy teals an independent. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know I didn't know that he was there were
Speaker 3: boy teals.
Speaker 1: It means him he's circumcised.
Speaker 3: But you know my boys are teals.
Speaker 2: I'll send you maybe it's a day.
Speaker 3: One of my girlfriends actually, when she had a daughter,
Speaker 3: but if she had a son, the doctor said to her,
Speaker 3: I know that this is out of vogue, but I
Speaker 3: strongly advocate circumcision if you have a baby boy. And
Speaker 3: she said, why is that? And she's and the doctor seed,
Speaker 3: the man male, doctor seed, because when he grows up
Speaker 3: he might want to get a BJ isn't that an
Speaker 3: amazing thing to say? Inappropriate to say to a pregnant woman.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 2: It's also not accurate.
Speaker 3: Oh my, of course, Look she's got the come. Hey wait,
Speaker 3: come like you do not?
Speaker 2: Is that just your first impression?
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, what do you think? Oh? I just
Speaker 3: think that's so beautiful. I love everything about this photo.
Speaker 5: He's on a couch. Sean's sitting on a couch on
Speaker 5: your lap. He almost looks animated, doesn't he here?
Speaker 3: Because he looks perfect and almost American? Yes, in a
Speaker 3: frat boy kind of way, but a smart frat boy.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've got to go. I'm exhausted. Just stay here, No, no,
Speaker 3: I'm so happy. But if I stay here, I'll say
Speaker 3: things I shouldn't say.
Speaker 1: Do you say when your team go? When the beautiful
Speaker 1: male says you've got a couple of mitches, what's your
Speaker 1: what's your guttural reaction? What do you.
Speaker 3: What do you say, Well, you know, I'm thrilled about you,
Speaker 3: but mostly I go I can't be fucked you know.
Speaker 5: I adore you too, And radio is training like you'd
Speaker 5: have to just go home and be catatonic for a bit.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got to go to Lewis's graduation tonight.
Speaker 2: Keep the makeup on for that.
Speaker 1: I will project.
Speaker 3: Not just sailing, because that's what other parents from school
Speaker 3: love is when you're just sworn in, looking like you've
Speaker 3: come fresh from a TV studio. Parents of teenagers who, generally,
Speaker 3: as you would discover in the world, are not generally
Speaker 3: the people who are either happiest or look their best.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, god, yeah.
Speaker 3: We just love it when someone turns up looking like this.
Speaker 5: Well listen, my mum, your dad get more. Katelyn Brook
Speaker 5: Monday is and Tuesday seven thirty, Channel nine nine. Now, dear,
Speaker 5: play the catch up. We love your kay, welcome the
Speaker 5: three Times.
Speaker 1: Club on our show.
Speaker 3: Oh who else is in there that three times stuff?
Speaker 3: I know we've got to know that you want me
Speaker 3: quit me another night?
Speaker 2: None?
Speaker 1: None, You're the first.
Speaker 2: Yeah rightly, So thank you, Kate, love you, love you,
Speaker 2: We love you so yeah bye bye boy. Oh God
Speaker 2: love us.
Speaker 7: She's the best.
Speaker 1: I agree. All right, we should get out of here. Guys,
Speaker 1: we're done this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for hanging out with us for another week.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many more weeks we've got left
Speaker 2: until we wrap for the year.
Speaker 1: No, we need to have a chat, Raven. You'll get
Speaker 1: it by by December.
Speaker 7: First, right, I'll install the bugs appa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you needed You need a rifle for that.
Speaker 1: Ask your dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, he's in town this week. Actually, I'll ask
Speaker 2: him to bring the rifle.
Speaker 1: What do you mean he in town.
Speaker 2: Oh, they've been meaning to come down for a while,
Speaker 2: but all the flooding has stopped them. They're finally meeting
Speaker 2: the boyfriend. Oh my god, I know another first introducing
Speaker 2: someone I'm dating to my parents. Wish me laugh.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have to hold that conversation. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about it after it happens. We'll see you next week.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret
Speaker 2: segment on the end. Just answer the call for Fox's sake.
Speaker 1: No, no, he keeps calling you. Oh no, one, No,
Speaker 1: it's all good, all right.
Speaker 2: You just haven't got a very good poker face. I
Speaker 2: can absolutely tell when you're not listening.
Speaker 1: So welcome everyone. I oh sorry, Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 5: Now what's happening with this seawan meet up you're doing?
Speaker 5: Do you know what's happening, because it's a big moment.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're I don't know yet. I haven't figured that out.
Speaker 1: The new place you have a dining table yet?
Speaker 7: No, not yet. At the time of record.
Speaker 2: I'm doing the big move over the weekend, some kind
Speaker 2: of half living into apartments at the moment, which is
Speaker 2: very thressful because I woke up this morning in the
Speaker 2: old apartment that's where my bed still is, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, I need to do my skincare routine.
Speaker 2: Oh I left all that at the new place, didn't I.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's all over the shop at the moment.
Speaker 2: I hate disarray.
Speaker 1: Yes, and right now you're in the middle of it.
Speaker 7: I'm in a lot of disarray.
Speaker 1: So what's the.
Speaker 5: Plan for dinner? You're going to go out somewhere? Restaurant
Speaker 5: could be hard because it's noisy and loud.
Speaker 2: I truly haven't thought about it. I live hour by
Speaker 2: hour at the moment. That's the late problem.
Speaker 1: What is Sean anxious about it?
Speaker 2: No, no, he can't wait.
Speaker 1: He's spoken on the phone.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, he's quite excited.
Speaker 1: Actually that's actually very cute.
Speaker 2: And he goes, we kind of want to fuck with
Speaker 2: them a little bit and just like somehow raise the
Speaker 2: subject of kids and family down the track and then
Speaker 2: say to them in all seriousness, yeah, well we are
Speaker 2: trying at the moment. Yeah, we just don't really know
Speaker 2: what we're doing wrong. How mum and dad react, Like,
Speaker 2: do we have to explain to them why Mitchally isn't pregnant.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure they'll know, But we're just.
Speaker 2: Going to fucking commit and double down.
Speaker 5: I find that so interesting. I was so nervous before
Speaker 5: I had met my family, although I wasn't our' just come.
Speaker 2: Out like the week before, so true, get yours was
Speaker 2: all very rash. I've had fucking years to mentally prepare
Speaker 2: for this. No, I'm not nervous. I wasn't even that
Speaker 2: nervous meeting his family because I'm just acutely aware of that.
Speaker 7: I'm such delight.
Speaker 1: Yes, you are impossible to not long. How is his
Speaker 1: thirtieth Oh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was good. I'm bloody knacking like the weekend Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: How are the stand up shows?
Speaker 2: Fantastic?
Speaker 1: Right Sam Mitch shows? At the end of the can
Speaker 1: you standard era burn all the merch.
Speaker 7: Burn all the merch? Yeah, I stole all the posters.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Speaking of merch, when I was cleaning
Speaker 2: out the old apartment, guess what I found.
Speaker 7: I wonder if you'll even remember this happening on the podcast.
Speaker 2: That old, shitty broken violin that you bought me on
Speaker 2: Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: So we were both wanting to see if we remembered
Speaker 2: how to play the instruments we learned as kids. I
Speaker 2: got you a beautiful saxophone. Yeah, I just got it
Speaker 2: on loan from a music shop. But you were like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy I want to faceook marketplace, it's cheaper.
Speaker 2: And then we can keep it. He did not check
Speaker 2: the fact that the bow had no horse hair, Oh yes,
Speaker 2: and so I couldn't physically play it, and so I
Speaker 2: just chucked it in my storage cover. And then when
Speaker 2: I was packing, I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: old shitty broken violin.
Speaker 1: What did you want me to do? Go to a
Speaker 1: stable and pluck some from a mayor?
Speaker 2: No, just wanted you to rent a normal violin like
Speaker 2: I did for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: And this was during COVID as well.
Speaker 1: Why did you keep that?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm wondering, because I found it and
Speaker 2: I was like, is it going to be the new
Speaker 2: signed wine cork? Do we put this on eBay? See
Speaker 2: if someone wants a broken, shitty violin with no e
Speaker 2: string or horse hair?
Speaker 1: Well, we made like what seventy bucks from a cork?
Speaker 2: We could I don't know that. Is it just me
Speaker 2: memorability that people would cherish or is it just a
Speaker 2: fucking broken violin that's going to take up quite a
Speaker 2: lot of space.
Speaker 1: I think we could just give it away.
Speaker 2: That's offensive, just like take this, We'll do the same
Speaker 2: charity thing. Oh you weren't here that week, that's all right?
Speaker 2: What happened the chick who brought the wine cork. I
Speaker 2: ended up donating the money to charity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, yes, of course, yeah yes, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: That's insulting.
Speaker 2: We can't get Do we pop it on email or something?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We could donate it to two girls and a cat.
Speaker 1: Oh god, just give it to them with a bomb in.
Speaker 2: It, a broken violin.
Speaker 7: Oh it sounds like your podcast.
Speaker 5: This has made better sounding things than any episode you
Speaker 5: ever put out.
Speaker 1: No, we love it. We do support her. Oh dear,
Speaker 1: Oh I tell you what what a week it's been.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exhausted? Oh yes, same, you and me both.
Speaker 2: Let's just have a nap on the podcast. Fuck it,
Speaker 2: it takes me so long before sleep.
Speaker 7: I've been out like a light recently.
Speaker 2: Really, my back's killing me. I've been assembling all this
Speaker 2: fucking flat pack furniture. I've been heaving items, you know,
Speaker 2: heavy lifting. And also this came off the back of
Speaker 2: the Adelaide weekend. My flights were delayed until I didn't
Speaker 2: get to Sydney till after midnight. Then I had to
Speaker 2: be up early because I have to meet people at
Speaker 2: the new place for deliveries and stuff.
Speaker 7: It's just been all over the shop, your poor thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how people with like full time
Speaker 2: jobs can move because it's been very laborious any hour
Speaker 2: of the day.
Speaker 7: This is something that needs to be done.
Speaker 5: I'm telling the people that you need to talk to,
Speaker 5: and the fucking keys and the landlord, and you're right,
Speaker 5: the congratulations.
Speaker 7: And of course no one can help me because they're
Speaker 7: all at work.
Speaker 1: They're all a good boy.
Speaker 2: I ended up moving at a perfect time because guess what.
Speaker 2: When I was shopping from my new furniture Black Friday sales, bitch,
Speaker 2: it was perfect. I saved so much.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is hate and I won't need new furniture.
Speaker 1: We just have to do a simple move, which is
Speaker 1: nice when we have to think the rent. You know,
Speaker 1: when did I ask no, no, But you said it
Speaker 1: will be easy because of the Black Friday.
Speaker 7: No, I said it was easy for me.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I was just trying to relate a conversation anyway.
Speaker 7: Well, I'll see you're so exhausted.
Speaker 1: There's a lot going on.
Speaker 5: Just it's the end of radio years. So radio wraps
Speaker 5: up about three weeks before everyone else. So next week's
Speaker 5: the last year of shows.
Speaker 7: Isn't next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's next week.
Speaker 2: Shah.
Speaker 5: So I've got five more night shows. I've got to
Speaker 5: do the other Life Uncut show. I do the other
Speaker 5: shows on the Money Show. It's got three shows. Everyone's
Speaker 5: trying to wrap up. Everyone wants to have a Christmas party.
Speaker 5: I'm in the middle of talking about what I want
Speaker 5: to do next year. Things are happening. There's multiple things
Speaker 5: that I could do, and it's just a lot of stress. Yeah,
Speaker 5: this podcast will stay. That's one thing that has been
Speaker 5: locked in every day.
Speaker 7: It sounds like it just costs the listener's money for
Speaker 7: it to say.
Speaker 5: Have you ever seen those TikTok live streams where they're like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, oh Jeans Boy four or four, thank
Speaker 5: you so much for the sub.
Speaker 1: Money, and I have sound effects like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know where any of that money goes.
Speaker 2: I don't ask people to buy me gifts on TikTok live,
Speaker 2: but sometimes they do, and then I don't know where
Speaker 2: that money. Guys. I don't think I've ever set up
Speaker 2: a transaction account of anything. I'm like, where the fuck
Speaker 2: does all this money go?
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? It's like YouTube, so they're like you've
Speaker 1: made this much this week, and it's like, I'd rather
Speaker 1: not have it. Then you've got to claim that on tax,
Speaker 1: and it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: Shit. I hate tax.
Speaker 1: It's just chump change. Really, I still haven't paid.
Speaker 7: My tax for this year.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it either.
Speaker 2: I email my accountant almost weekly being like, Yo, where's
Speaker 2: that at? But I guess it's on her, not me.
Speaker 1: Corrupt.
Speaker 2: It's not corrupt, thank you. She did ask me to
Speaker 2: pay my quarterly bads the other day, though, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I still haven't paid tax.
Speaker 7: I'm paying baths.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh what's a baz?
Speaker 7: I don't know. Limon, No, you work as an activity statement?
Speaker 7: Because this activity statement?
Speaker 1: Are you in Elvis?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Congratulations that Bass was. I wouldn't surprise when they put you.
Speaker 1: You got more followers than she does at this point.
Speaker 7: Don't you dare besmirch my Nat Bass.
Speaker 1: I had Nat Bass on my show last week, and
Speaker 1: this is exactly how the interview started. I went that,
Speaker 1: that's such a pleasure to have you here.
Speaker 3: What's up? Party? People?
Speaker 2: Were you at?
Speaker 1: That's what you said?
Speaker 2: I can't believe you didn't tell me that because I
Speaker 2: said to you after I saw it jagged. Little pieled
Speaker 2: them was in us like, can we get Nap Bass?
Speaker 1: I could get Na Bass. What's happening to my boys?
Speaker 7: You're about to bur aren't you? It's lodged.
Speaker 1: I sound like a Pixar character. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: know it's going. Wow. That was bizarre.
Speaker 7: I can't believe you didn't get me Nat Mass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna adore that.
Speaker 1: I could try.
Speaker 9: You do it.
Speaker 7: There's no Nat Bass in your contacts.
Speaker 1: Would you to call Chris bark and staid?
Speaker 2: No, we should call Sarah Harris on the podcast because
Speaker 2: she got Carrie Bigmore's gig on the project.
Speaker 1: All right, what's their number? No? Not now?
Speaker 7: Sometime on the on the podcast.
Speaker 5: We love Sarah Harris is we made friends with all
Speaker 5: these people throughout the years, and now they're kicking everyone out.
Speaker 5: So in five years we'll be friends with the fucking
Speaker 5: Prime Minister. At this point, Kyle from bankstown'll get elected.
Speaker 5: We'll be like, let's just call the PM. That's actually
Speaker 5: what Kyle and Jackie Oh did.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 5: They've been on here so long and they had all
Speaker 5: the ship stars that those ship stars have become the
Speaker 5: big stars. They're just friends with them all like Kyle
Speaker 5: like calls ping AND's eyn But the only reason he
Speaker 5: can call them is because he interviewed them when they
Speaker 5: were nobodies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. True.
Speaker 1: So you know when Star McGowan he's hosting the Oscars,
Speaker 1: we can go let's call Starma Gowan and ask her
Speaker 1: how her period shit is before she hosts the Night
Speaker 1: of Nights.
Speaker 2: Oh didn't that cause the stir I got a messages
Speaker 2: being like, what the hell is a period shit from women?
Speaker 2: But then there are all these other people in the
Speaker 2: Facebook groups saying no, no, they're real. Have you ever heard
Speaker 2: of a period shit?
Speaker 9: Sam sadly yesh, Oh yeah, you're the only one here.
Speaker 1: That dates women.
Speaker 9: I can't recommend.
Speaker 7: Really, can you do an impression of one?
Speaker 1: Ah? You don't have to try.
Speaker 9: It doesn't really have an audible thing.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, oh no.
Speaker 9: Followed by like a gush, oh my a gosh eh
Speaker 9: christ Nah.
Speaker 1: This is how I picture it because women are beautiful
Speaker 1: people and creatures.
Speaker 2: I never said they weren't deal with that on a
Speaker 2: monthly basis. Jason's christ a bill Yeah yeah, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Sahi in fifteen seconds named five five ex Prime
Speaker 1: Minister H.
Speaker 9: John Howard Kevin Radj the one that died recently, the
Speaker 9: Anthony Albani, the one that drowned.
Speaker 7: Yes said named them to be fair.
Speaker 1: The ranger Tony old Time is the boss.
Speaker 7: Of kiss yeah and wrong tone.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have the guts to be Prime Minister, not
Speaker 1: in my books.
Speaker 7: Hit me with one. Maybe this all switch my brain
Speaker 7: back into gear.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. In fifteen seconds, name for me
Speaker 1: five Cereals.
Speaker 2: Fruit loops, Kirco Pops, rice bubbles, my lad Cereal wheat picks.
Speaker 2: That was five.
Speaker 1: I thought I can do. No Chris miss yeah, he's
Speaker 1: that it. Wow, it's time to spare all right, give
Speaker 1: me one since when.
Speaker 7: At fifteen seconds I thought it was five and ten?
Speaker 1: Famously I do fifteen seconds because my listeners are inept.
Speaker 9: Do you wow in ten seconds? Name well five Australian
Speaker 9: artists you've interviewed.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, fucking guy, Sebastian Fell to Gudram, Natalie Bathingswayite,
Speaker 1: Amy Shark and Ely I spoke to Elly last week.
Speaker 7: There you go, easy, Wow, fifteen really is too long.
Speaker 1: It's really too long. Now I'll give you a hard one.
Speaker 2: Be sure that it's not the sound effect. Is fifteen
Speaker 2: seconds long, including the at the end. No, because it's
Speaker 2: twenty two seconds in late wow.
Speaker 5: In fifteen seconds, name five countries in the European Unions.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I.
Speaker 4: Know France, Italy, Germany, Austria.
Speaker 2: What oh Sam? Why the fuck would you dog me
Speaker 2: like that? He just like gave me one that I
Speaker 2: was lip reading and then I was like do it again,
Speaker 2: and he just didn't move his mouth.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Poland, Poland. You give me a hard one
Speaker 1: because I need a hard one.
Speaker 7: That was okay.
Speaker 2: Name five labor front benches.
Speaker 1: Christina Kanneely, you.
Speaker 7: Could say anything and I'd say.
Speaker 1: A set any how bit easy.
Speaker 5: You didn't say when Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillar At
Speaker 5: one point they were all front bench technically you.
Speaker 7: Know that I don't know any of them, so you
Speaker 7: could have said any name and go.
Speaker 2: You nailed it.
Speaker 1: Healthy hair old but Barnie and the Three Powerpuff Girls.
Speaker 2: Angela Bishops, Mum, well give me another one, give me
Speaker 2: another one, give me another one, okay.
Speaker 1: In fifteen seconds, Name.
Speaker 5: Five procedures you could get done at a dental surgery.
Speaker 2: A deep clean, a root canal please, a feeling, A
Speaker 2: calcium builds up removal. No, I've got a scroll.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Oh well, don't make them too fucking hard.
Speaker 1: That was tough, Sam in fifteen seconds, five different types
Speaker 1: and styles of haircuts.
Speaker 9: Ah ah short, short, medium, medium length, medium, long length.
Speaker 7: Straight, boy thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: You've got it right.
Speaker 9: Though you can't alter.
Speaker 1: It's still true.
Speaker 2: You could have said, Pixie concave, Bob. There's so many
Speaker 2: ones you could go into.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, I better go here.
Speaker 7: Oh is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually it suits me perfectly. What's happened now?
Speaker 2: Looking at its phone again? Yes?
Speaker 1: Sorry, tell me in the middle of it.
Speaker 2: Put them on.
Speaker 1: No, I've got to run everyone.
Speaker 7: I'd love to see you run.
Speaker 1: I've got to slowly walk.
Speaker 2: There we go. We hope this podcast made you feel
Speaker 2: at least better today, that's all, so we do. It
Speaker 2: certainly made me feel better.
Speaker 1: Good luck. I love Kate and Sean. Yeah, Kate's an
Speaker 1: absolute legend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god lover.
Speaker 1: All right, we love you guys. We see you next week.
Speaker 7: Yep, we'll see you then. Bye you Is it just me?
Speaker 8: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 6: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast