WEBVTT - #131: Kate Langbroek returns!

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're young and stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>I had it in the car on the way home

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<v Speaker 5>and I didn't have a spood, so I was like

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<v Speaker 5>an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of

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<v Speaker 5>a hole.

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<v Speaker 6>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.

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<v Speaker 1>Being fingered as an awful sensation.

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<v Speaker 7>Give me thinking about the right person goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>May is just still to play a couple of minches.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, it's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't forget to include my name in the opener

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<v Speaker 1>this season. Sorry?

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<v Speaker 6>Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koollo.

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<v Speaker 2>You well, hello you here we are back again?

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<v Speaker 1>Is you gender? Neuture? Are we being exclusive? By saying you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you asking? Seriously?

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<v Speaker 7>I think you can figure out the answer to that,

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<v Speaker 7>can't you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make sure what if someone identifies.

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<v Speaker 2>As me as you don't wish that on them. Imagine

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<v Speaker 2>that someone identifies as Mitch Cherry.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus, are you he they she he No, I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>EMC Mitch Chery. What does that mean? Just really really

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<v Speaker 1>sweaty all the time?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh well, that that would make me Mitch Cherry too.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sweaty in the moment? You're great.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, not at the moment because it's glacial in the studio,

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<v Speaker 2>but holy shit, I'm dreading summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, me too.

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<v Speaker 2>I sweat very easily.

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<v Speaker 7>That a new place has hectic air conn the new

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<v Speaker 7>place I'm never leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have a housewarming gift for you, do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like it now?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got it on you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Of course.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've got some I've got some housewarming music for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be a ghost in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, while he pisses around getting my present, I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to let you all know that Kate Langbrook is on.

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<v Speaker 7>The way a fan favorite on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Speaking of Poulter guys, Kate lang on the show. No,

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<v Speaker 5>because you could have a go so we can discuss

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<v Speaker 5>that later. Not that there's anything in that, but you

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<v Speaker 5>need to save your house, do I Georgina Warf.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done that.

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<v Speaker 5>Celebrity good friend of mine does a segment on my

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<v Speaker 5>radio show, is adamant that every new house you move

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<v Speaker 5>into you must sage because the spirit or the energy

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<v Speaker 5>of the previous owner lingers in that house.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it is a bit of an older place, like

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<v Speaker 2>an older building, like a good in a good way

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<v Speaker 2>where the bricks are nice and thick, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to worry about making too much noise. But that

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<v Speaker 2>means it's been well used. That apartment's been thrashed by

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<v Speaker 2>bending an owner.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like dating someone in your fifties. It's like

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<v Speaker 5>it's always gonna work because they know how to throw

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<v Speaker 5>you around.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't have time to wrap it, but I thought,

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<v Speaker 5>this is very you. And there's a couple in there

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<v Speaker 5>and happy house showers.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we go? Oh my god, it's heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's heavy. It is heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>Three crystallin fears candles to bring the bright energy of

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<v Speaker 2>some into your home. Okay, I do have candles. If

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<v Speaker 2>it's the same as saging, just blighting candle.

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<v Speaker 1>This is nothing to do with saging. No, that was

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<v Speaker 1>just a tip. I'm not buying you sage's expensive.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh that's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a look.

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<v Speaker 7>So you know I love me a fucking scented candle.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you do. That's why I got them. And

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I know they've got crystals in them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, they look good enough to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Smell it. What are the smell of the scents on them?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the coffee one.

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<v Speaker 7>That one's coffee bean. And there's literally bits of debris

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<v Speaker 7>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's not it's it's good. It's crystal. Yeah, debris,

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<v Speaker 1>there's just.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, they're stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the wing of an A three eighty in one

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<v Speaker 1>of them.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like this is a good problem to have.

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<v Speaker 2>My new place has as a very very pungent fresh

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<v Speaker 2>paint smell. Oh it must have been it must have

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<v Speaker 2>been painted recently. So I'm gonna be firing every single

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<v Speaker 2>one of these bitches up when I get there.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people love the smell of new paint. What's that one?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like lemone because it's a margaritacent That school just

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<v Speaker 2>a happy house. Oh, summary candles, This is perfect for me.

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<v Speaker 5>But you were just saying how you are not looking

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<v Speaker 5>forward to summer. Here's three summary candles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, perfect, now, I'll I'll just be hibernating inside in

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<v Speaker 2>the air con with my summary candles.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't waste.

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<v Speaker 5>I've started sleeping with the air con on, like I

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<v Speaker 5>haven't used it since halfway through the year, maybe like

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<v Speaker 5>June or whatever, and it's back on.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you using in June for?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it hot in June?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 7>Famously, that's winter.

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<v Speaker 1>Country sceptive diaphragm. Sam's out there high. Can you google

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<v Speaker 1>the weather seasons for me? I get confused? When's it

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<v Speaker 1>hot in Australia?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Now until when? Until?

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<v Speaker 7>Like February, June is winter?

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<v Speaker 5>June jaw, Oh it really is the it's really midwinter.

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<v Speaker 5>Well fuck, I used it at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're in and out of la I get it.

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<v Speaker 7>You get confused. It's summer in June.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, listen, I'm glad you have your new house exciting me.

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<v Speaker 5>On the other hand, I've I keep giving you the

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<v Speaker 5>update about my Iranian landlord.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Last I heard, they change their mind and you

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<v Speaker 2>don't really have to get out in a rush.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I haven't sold the place beneath you yet.

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<v Speaker 5>The landlord is not No longer contactable, so their phone

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<v Speaker 5>was ringing and now it goes straight to an Iranian

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<v Speaker 5>voice message.

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<v Speaker 1>So the real estate agent has.

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<v Speaker 5>Gone, we're just going to take it off the market

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<v Speaker 5>because we don't know where he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that why Jenny's away? Did you put a hit

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<v Speaker 2>out on this bastard? Well, you're going to get him

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<v Speaker 2>clipped so that you can just and your rental.

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<v Speaker 5>Irana is so dangerous. They're all used to terror and

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<v Speaker 5>isis and wartorn. You know, awful men. They won't suspect

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<v Speaker 5>a brunette, meek woman to bead them in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Middle of the brown haired girl they want, they wan't

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<v Speaker 1>to hear her coming. So that's what that's where gener is.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, although do we some of us think that after

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<v Speaker 5>she launched two bitches, one pussy, just three cats, seven cats,

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<v Speaker 5>one girl and then the kitchen sink, she's being less

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<v Speaker 5>committed to us.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh god, yeah, but that's all right. We welcome all

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<v Speaker 7>types around here.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you and I rock up and if Sam

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<v Speaker 2>or Jenner happened to be floating around, so by it true.

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<v Speaker 1>They are very much like alley cats.

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<v Speaker 5>They waltz here and they rub their assholes on us

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<v Speaker 5>and then they sit for the show.

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<v Speaker 2>They come for food and then fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 9>The only reason I'm here, by the way, is Red

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<v Speaker 9>Restaurant the Whale.

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<v Speaker 7>No, not today, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will say that. That was the first thing I checked

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<v Speaker 2>when I moved to my new apartment is Red Ruth

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<v Speaker 2>is still available on Uber Eats. And yet, however it

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<v Speaker 2>will take forty minutes and quite a high delivery fever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, it's not totally out of range, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm on the other side of the Red Rooster

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<v Speaker 2>line now, yeah, yes, you know how there's a line

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<v Speaker 2>through Sydney where it cuts off all the Red Ruses

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<v Speaker 2>if you trace them on a map, there's western Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>where all the Red Ruses are.

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<v Speaker 7>And then I'm now the other side of the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is chargirled Charlie's right.

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<v Speaker 7>M chargo Charlie's territory.

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<v Speaker 1>She's bougie. It's expensive. It's good chicken, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>fast food chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's good, it's absolutely gorgeous chargoed Charlie's. But Red

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<v Speaker 2>Rusa has a special place in my heart always will.

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<v Speaker 5>I was cleaning out my glove box in my car

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<v Speaker 5>the other day and I was emptying shit out and

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<v Speaker 5>there was a fifty dollars red roost about her in there.

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<v Speaker 1>From when we were given them all.

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<v Speaker 2>Had it expire, i'd still got six months stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>I found it one hundred dollar grilled about you. When

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<v Speaker 2>I was packing my old house the other day, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, holy shit, I forgot I own this. This

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<v Speaker 2>is fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. Right. Yeah. I have a friend that

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<v Speaker 1>was moving and the removal has found the dildo under

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<v Speaker 1>her bed. I'm like, excuse me, man, We've moved everything,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's something in there you probably should and it

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<v Speaker 1>was her dildo. How embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a packing party with my friends, yeah, which

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<v Speaker 2>is like a really really conniving way to trick them

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<v Speaker 2>into helping me pack my I'm like, I'm having a

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<v Speaker 2>packing party, come over, wine and now put shed into

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<v Speaker 2>boxes for me. But I made sure you know the

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<v Speaker 2>sex straw. I looked after that myself.

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<v Speaker 9>That's gonna be one of my biggest fears is like

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<v Speaker 9>getting cleaners or any kind of trades people over and

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<v Speaker 9>just having anything left over or out that could be

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<v Speaker 9>just like that. Someone would look at and be like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 9>I need to get out of this person.

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<v Speaker 2>But everyone knows it's fine. Everyone knows that. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we're all animals with urges.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone has sex toys they put in places.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, but you don't want You don't want someone with

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<v Speaker 9>a feather duster coming over and be like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 9>why is it still wet?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, Hayden and I left our pocket pussy out

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<v Speaker 5>when we had an other house the other day and

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<v Speaker 5>it was still dripping from being cleaned in the bathrooms

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<v Speaker 5>like a flashlight.

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<v Speaker 7>Why would you need one of those when it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Silicon, A hole's a hole, a bit of variety. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it does the same job, but it does look like

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<v Speaker 1>a vagina, so we just have to do it with

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<v Speaker 1>the lights off.

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<v Speaker 7>But Hayden's your hoole. Why do you need a fake one?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because sometimes you're not in the mood for the

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<v Speaker 1>preparation that it entails.

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<v Speaker 7>That is true.

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<v Speaker 1>So sometimes you both and we share one. Is that weird?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's where you draw the line when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to sharing jams as a couple. You've literally spragged in

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<v Speaker 2>each other's mouths for sure, But no, that's where you

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<v Speaker 2>draw the lines there.

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<v Speaker 7>Please, Well, for.

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<v Speaker 1>Your first time listening, you're welcome. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>Every week we bring an im and is it just

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<v Speaker 5>me of our own something we've noticed, something we hate

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<v Speaker 5>to appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Caitlin Brook is our guest today.

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<v Speaker 5>She's on that new show My Mum, Your Dad Correct,

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<v Speaker 5>which is I'm enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 1>We can talk about that.

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<v Speaker 7>Last Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that in a se

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<v Speaker 7>Do you want to kick things off?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's go. Let's kick it off. Let's do the

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<v Speaker 1>first ym of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Free to Wear TV's having it's comeback? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon? Because I bought a brand new television

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<v Speaker 2>and I felt like my mother because my friend was

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<v Speaker 2>helping me set it up.

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<v Speaker 7>And it's got everything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got Alexa, it's got all the apps in sald

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<v Speaker 2>it's got Foxtael on the TV. So I don't need

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<v Speaker 2>the big ugly box anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's smart, She's a smart She's.

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<v Speaker 7>A very smart TV.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm sitting there going, I'm looking at the remote, going,

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<v Speaker 2>there's four buttons, where's the numbers? How do I put

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<v Speaker 2>on Channel seven? The afternoon news is on. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>figure out how to get Free to Wear on my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking modern TV. They're trying to phase it out.

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<v Speaker 5>They are, they are. Mine doesn't even have free to

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<v Speaker 5>wear TV. It has satellite and it took me so

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<v Speaker 5>long to work out what that means. But that's the

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<v Speaker 5>antenna cable that you put in the back to get

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<v Speaker 5>free to wear TV.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, so I need to plug the thing in total, Sam,

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<v Speaker 7>you need.

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<v Speaker 1>To get a cable. But I don't know if Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>because you and I are technically I think your gen Z.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the cusp. I can choose.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm on the CUSP two.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently you're ninety six, right, Yeah, so I just choose

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<v Speaker 2>based off which generation is being bagged.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh no, I'm not a millennial.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying I choose. I choose based on an argument the

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<v Speaker 1>other day of a wedding. Everyone's like, fuck gen Z's.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, yeah, fucken V. Fuck my back is saw.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to relate to millennials. So what we're technically zillennials?

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<v Speaker 1>But I have made technically what zillennials?

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<v Speaker 7>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>With generation fluid, generally we get to cho who is

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<v Speaker 1>our own gender. I relate to baby boomers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do identify as a baby boomer. If I

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<v Speaker 2>had my choice, I felt so old trying to set

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<v Speaker 2>this new TV up hard.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I don't know if it's if it's a generational thing,

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<v Speaker 5>but I have such fun memories.

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<v Speaker 1>And tell me if you have a similar memory.

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<v Speaker 5>My bedroom, I had a little TV, a thick TV.

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<v Speaker 5>It had a big back, oh yes, backs that tapered.

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<v Speaker 1>Down, yep, a triangle. And I would watch.

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<v Speaker 5>Rove Live with static like there was static on the

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<v Speaker 5>television so much so you could put your hand on

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<v Speaker 5>it and wave the static away.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yes, oh, woh god, that is a throwback.

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<v Speaker 5>And I didn't have a cable connector in my wall

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<v Speaker 5>because this was like the old TV that mom and

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<v Speaker 5>Dad said put in your bedroom. So I had one

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<v Speaker 5>of those antennas that you plugged in and then actually

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<v Speaker 5>had a physical you know, they're like metal, you know

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<v Speaker 5>the pointer sticks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, like the old radio antennas that when

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<v Speaker 2>you turn your car in to go and just come out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when you had a car wash, you had to

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<v Speaker 1>run out and untwisted. Fuck we're old. And I would

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<v Speaker 1>sit there watch Rove Live and row and make a

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<v Speaker 1>gag and throw to carry big more and then it

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<v Speaker 1>would black out and have to get out of bed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd have to twist it by a millimeter and.

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<v Speaker 2>Rover come having to be raining or windy.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh no, you'd be done for that'd fuck your TV

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<v Speaker 7>signal for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>But there's something about Free to Wear TV that has

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<v Speaker 5>my soul. I got into the block this year and

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<v Speaker 5>I adored the block so much so that Hayden's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>do you want to watch drag Race? I won't know

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<v Speaker 5>the blocks on your fucking fall.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got a few friends that were really into the

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<v Speaker 7>block this year.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a great.

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<v Speaker 7>It really won over the gays this year.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it was country properties and gays love it.

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<v Speaker 7>A getaway, Yeah, they love a getaway. Try to live

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<v Speaker 7>in there. Afsels raised, he's on a country property.

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<v Speaker 2>Different storry to get.

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<v Speaker 5>Bashed in the country, but we love to holday Man.

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<v Speaker 5>So I love the block. I love the nightly news.

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<v Speaker 5>I get home from working like ten ten thirty, and

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<v Speaker 5>then there's that the Latest or whatever it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Called on Channel nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, channel seven now seven.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that our friend Brooklyn Ross was on there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>And I just think Free to Wear TV is back

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<v Speaker 5>in fashion.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think that. You know, a lot of us

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<v Speaker 2>are trying to banish it, but there it still has

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<v Speaker 2>a place in our heart. I went to Adelaide with

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<v Speaker 2>Sean on the weekend and the first thing you did

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<v Speaker 2>when we got there was put on the local news

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<v Speaker 2>because it's got that, you know, the local touch. What's

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<v Speaker 2>happening in Adelaide? And I was like, yeah, that's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of love. Like Netflix can't give you that, can I.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, it can't. Was the bullet in ten seconds long.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing's happening.

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<v Speaker 7>There was not a lot going on in Adelaide. Let

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<v Speaker 7>me tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>There was some story about a giraffe. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>it with a slow fucking news day in Adelaide. Me.

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<v Speaker 1>So, you know that kangaroo video that I put up.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably didn't I posted when I was at a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding two weeks ago. Kangaroo.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah there was there, kangaroos getting in a punch up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It must have been a slow newsweek because I got

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<v Speaker 5>approached by some media company to buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I sold it to them and now it's got four

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<v Speaker 5>million views on the Fox News Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>I said to you, can you post that video on

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<v Speaker 2>the couple of Mis's account. It's funny and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't I sold it?

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<v Speaker 8>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>And I negotiated. They said he met.

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<v Speaker 2>How much did they pay you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Jason two hundred and fifty EUD for the video

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<v Speaker 5>plus forty percent of revenue? And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>can you do five hundred bucks and seventy percent? He

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<v Speaker 5>said yeah, wow?

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<v Speaker 7>So can you send me an example of it being

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<v Speaker 7>played on the nightly news?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't found it yet, but the woman that I

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<v Speaker 1>lived with in La saw it on the seven nightly

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<v Speaker 1>news in La.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow, So I will fight well.

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<v Speaker 2>They like Australian radio DG. Is that an old Pakishan

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<v Speaker 2>at a wedding?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it would have been ARSI radio personality. Mitch Chrury

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<v Speaker 5>got more than a bargained for when the writing groom

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<v Speaker 5>walked down the aisle to two feisty guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a look.

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<v Speaker 2>That is such a perfect kicker's story for overseas like

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<v Speaker 2>cabro is fighting in Australia. They love that shit. They'd

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<v Speaker 2>eat it up. I'm gonna at least play the video.

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<v Speaker 2>This is your commentary of two kangaroos bashing each other

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<v Speaker 2>at the wedding fadings are all fun and games.

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<v Speaker 1>Until some of the guests start to fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Christ, Jesus.

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<v Speaker 5>Christ, oh God, all right now, all right, now, come on,

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<v Speaker 5>we're all family.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, come on, oh Christ, Oh my the gout oh

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<v Speaker 1>is hacking up? Geez? Maybe they're actually going to kiss.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh oh no, they're definitely no, no, no, It's got

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<v Speaker 5>my god sons in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And my cousin Krystal was.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, look, I'm fine with it, but their faces have

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<v Speaker 5>been all over American news.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm like, good point, see again. You only get that

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<v Speaker 7>on freeware, don't you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, baby, Freeedawar's back. If you've got something like

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<v Speaker 5>that about free to wear that you love, let us know,

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<v Speaker 5>because I feel like there's whether it be the news,

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<v Speaker 5>whether it be a certain show, whether it be the

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<v Speaker 5>corny ads or morning TV, let us know, because you

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<v Speaker 5>know my ode to real free to Wear TV.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coming.

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<v Speaker 7>It's growing great?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, shall we do you original?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>Sure, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>It's saying congratulations to someone who's just spending their own

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<v Speaker 2>money A bit of a fucking weird thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do you mean? I need an example?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, there was me getting my new apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>It was congratulations and I'm like, yeah, I'm paying rent,

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you congratulating me? And then the same thing

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<v Speaker 2>happened the other day. A friend of mine her phone rang,

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<v Speaker 2>she goes, oh, sorry, I've got to take this. It

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<v Speaker 2>was about a new car that she was buying, and

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<v Speaker 2>they said, well, we've got great news. Congratulations the car

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<v Speaker 2>is yours. And she's like, well, yeah, because I sent

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<v Speaker 2>you the deposit. Why are you congratulating me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, good core.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's an odd thing to do. And it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't, you know, struck luck or anything. I'm paying

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<v Speaker 2>my hard earned dosh for this. If it was free congratulation,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a free apartment or a free car, but nay.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was a gold padding on the rivers of

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<v Speaker 1>Bathurst and I hit a nugget, congratulate me.

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<v Speaker 7>Did you ever actually go on that excursion gold panning.

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<v Speaker 1>And they put fake gold in there?

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<v Speaker 5>I saw missus Barton get on a swollen knees and

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<v Speaker 5>sprinkled fake dust into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I went on that excursion too. It's on Mount Panorama

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<v Speaker 2>the racetrack, isn't it. Yeah, And they really replicate your

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<v Speaker 2>oldie times where you go gold panning. And I felt

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<v Speaker 2>so offended because there's this like husband and wife and

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<v Speaker 2>all their old fashioned clothing. They're telling you all about

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<v Speaker 2>the gold panning times. And then the husband had a

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<v Speaker 2>lunch break and they just substituted a new actor with

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<v Speaker 2>the same wife. And I was like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>all bullshit. I felt for it. I didn't realize they

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<v Speaker 2>were just active.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have just run with it and gone back.

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<v Speaker 1>In the olden days, men could choose which wife they

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<v Speaker 1>wanted at any minute. This man has chosen a new wife.

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<v Speaker 1>His previous one was Barren. I remember the fucking school excursions.

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<v Speaker 1>I had the worst gastro at the Great Ossie Bush Camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Did either of you do the Great Ossie Bush Camp?

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<v Speaker 9>Sam?

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<v Speaker 5>The Great Ossie Bush Camp was a replica of air rock,

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<v Speaker 5>made out of I swear to God, paper mache and

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<v Speaker 5>whenever it would rate, and.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, cover the rock.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, every kid from my area went to the Great

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<v Speaker 5>Ozzie Bush Camp and it was like the fucking Challenge Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>We just did stupid games like fire Fox and stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, about three years ago it caught a light and

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<v Speaker 5>burnt down when a school was there and they had

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<v Speaker 5>to evacuate everyone and it no longer exists.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh okay, I've never heard of this thing, Jenna, can

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<v Speaker 7>you Oh that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right.

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<v Speaker 5>She resigned and I'll get it up on the screen.

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<v Speaker 5>I can do two things at once here, I'll get

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<v Speaker 5>it up. What did you do for camp?

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<v Speaker 1>Mitge?

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<v Speaker 2>They just make us go to sport and WC camps

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<v Speaker 2>to go on fucking religious retreats. And I've told this

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<v Speaker 2>story before, but I'm still not over it. When I

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<v Speaker 2>was on a religious retreat at a sport and rec

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<v Speaker 2>camp in Wogga, that was the one day that Delta

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<v Speaker 2>Gudam did a surprise appearance.

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<v Speaker 7>At our school. And I was like, are you fucking

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<v Speaker 7>kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trapped in Wogga at a sport in rec camp

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<v Speaker 2>praying to Jesus when I could be listening to Delta

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<v Speaker 2>perform at assembly.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so sad, Oh my god, bullshit?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, great Ozzy Bush camps up on the screen,

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch that it was a giant fox Air's rock. Where

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<v Speaker 5>is it Central New South Wales? I've never heard of anyway,

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<v Speaker 5>So that was it In its heyday, and that was

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<v Speaker 5>sadly about a month ago.

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<v Speaker 2>A month ago, we're looking at the burnt down version these.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, Oh Google, great assie bush camp before and after?

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<v Speaker 1>Because does that not look like it's made of paper machet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that does not look sturdy. That doesn't look like

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<v Speaker 2>it would stand high fire danger.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the cafeteria was underneath it, so if you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to eat, you'd have to go under the ulu

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a play equipment in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It does feel a bit off making a replica uliarroo.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a sacred sight, isn't it. Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, no one knows why it burnt down?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it weird to say that I'm in favor of

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<v Speaker 2>it being burnt down? Just go to the rear lularoo,

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<v Speaker 2>not that scabby thing. Say nap to the rock, Say

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<v Speaker 2>nap to the fake rock?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? That's enough of these two. Look

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<v Speaker 1>now let's hear and is it just you? All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Now's your chance to get in touch if you want

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<v Speaker 5>to win. Prize Prize keeper Jenna Senda a DM, although

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if she's checking them these days.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, who knows. We'll we'll have to follow up with

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<v Speaker 2>her in an exit interview, she'll have to handover notes

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<v Speaker 2>exit interview.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if we go is it just me, Jenna? Or

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<v Speaker 1>do we think you're fired? That's how you fire her.

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<v Speaker 7>She's probably just hoping that happens because she's too polite.

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<v Speaker 1>To quit anyway. Mitch and I both have an as

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<v Speaker 1>you've just heard, it's your chance to have one of

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<v Speaker 1>your own.

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<v Speaker 5>We called meusic just used here we got today Aaron

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<v Speaker 5>Lee has sent in a fifty six second one. So

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<v Speaker 5>once you're over it telling me, I'll cut it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, all right, spit it out erin right?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 10>Or is calling someone twice or thrice consecutively the rudest

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<v Speaker 10>thing that you can possibly do if it is not

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<v Speaker 10>an emergency? How very dare you call me thrice for

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<v Speaker 10>something so unbelievably normal or anti climactic like that is

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<v Speaker 10>just unbelievably rude to me? And I feel like Mitchell

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<v Speaker 10>would fucking agree. Mitchell Combs, by the way I'm referring to.

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<v Speaker 10>So I would really like to know Dohl because it

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<v Speaker 10>just really rolls me up, and it happens to me

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<v Speaker 10>like nearly every day you're off, not just waffling on.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Aaron, I vociferously disagree with you, actually, because I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like everyone's mindset is when they see a phone

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<v Speaker 2>call coming through, they're like, if it's really important, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>call me back. And also, sometimes it does take two

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<v Speaker 2>or three phone calls for the phone call to even

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<v Speaker 2>reach you if they're on do not disturb. Isn't that

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<v Speaker 2>how it works? Like the first time you call if

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<v Speaker 2>they're on do not disturb, it won't even tell them.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you do it a couple of times, it'll go,

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<v Speaker 2>oh shit, you need to one breaks through?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>And so it's not that unusual to make more than

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<v Speaker 2>one phone call if the first one is an answer,

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<v Speaker 2>because you want the other person to know, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get a hold of you if they're wasting

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<v Speaker 2>your time. Sure, I get it, but like get over

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<v Speaker 2>at Aeron, someone wants to talk to you. Oh heaven forbid,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be the first bitch if you get no phone calls,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be a withered, lonely old slut and erin.

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<v Speaker 1>Shame on you. Because Mitchell disagrees and I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I know you agree.

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<v Speaker 1>You get for including me.

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<v Speaker 2>I found it odd that she thought I would agree

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<v Speaker 2>and that you wouldn't because you're the one that's allergic

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<v Speaker 2>to phone calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I don't answer my phone ever.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I've had to start doing with you

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<v Speaker 2>what I'll send a voice message and then i'll follow

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<v Speaker 2>up immediately afterwards. I'll write in written text so that

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<v Speaker 2>you see it in your preview. I'll say, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>this voice message won't stress you out, because I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like that's one of the reasons why you avoid anything

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<v Speaker 2>from me, because you think it's something that's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be stressful.

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<v Speaker 5>You've really lulled me into a sense of security there.

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<v Speaker 5>If one day you fuck me over and say this

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<v Speaker 5>one't stress you out and then it does, I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to be absolutely ropable.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I'll have the courtesy to let you know this

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<v Speaker 7>might be stressful.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe that's why I like Game of Thrones so much,

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<v Speaker 5>because I would really relate to sending ravens.

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<v Speaker 2>What's ravens?

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<v Speaker 5>And Game of Thrones they're like, the king is dead,

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<v Speaker 5>tender raven to King's landing.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the raven though crow?

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<v Speaker 5>And then they'll ride on a scroll the king is dead,

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<v Speaker 5>and then they'll give it to a crow and it's

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<v Speaker 5>little hook and then they'll cut the king's landing and

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<v Speaker 5>it's like four days later and the king's having tea

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<v Speaker 5>and then the king's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic. That's all I want. And then if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to reply, it takes four more days.

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<v Speaker 2>You would ghost the raven. You just fucking ghost it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let it ring out, let it flap out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go, hey, get that raven that's got all the

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<v Speaker 1>meat on its bones.

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<v Speaker 2>They close the curtains and be like, oh hate and

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<v Speaker 2>babe if if they asked, we didn't see the raven.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever the message they have, it's gonna be thressful.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, we do not raven activated? What the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>does it close? The buyers?

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<v Speaker 9>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>Funny, all right, thank you more T shirt? What the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck was her name? Aaron?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I get what you're saying, Aaron. If it's not important,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't need to call you more than once. But

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<v Speaker 2>probably safe to assume that if they're trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>a hold of you, just stop thinking about yourself. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it's easier for them to do it over a phone call,

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<v Speaker 2>because things get lost into translation on text sometimes, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's easier just to talk out loud.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, and I guarantee erin I'll rap it on about

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<v Speaker 5>this and then she'll absolutely pest to Jenny for three

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<v Speaker 5>weeks in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's my prize? Where's my price? With's my price? Ye? Crow? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, don't let our agro deter you from hitting us

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<v Speaker 2>up a couple of minches.

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<v Speaker 7>If you haven't, is it just me of your own?

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<v Speaker 7>We'd love to hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Doug, it is time to hear from one of

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<v Speaker 2>our all time favorite guests, Kate Langbrook. This will be

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<v Speaker 2>the third time she's been on the podcast. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you getting a phone.

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<v Speaker 7>Call over there? I was like, we just spoke about.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was screening it.

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<v Speaker 7>I can tell that you weren't listening to me. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 7>So have we got on.

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<v Speaker 5>Kate lang This is the third time we've had her

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<v Speaker 5>on the Showman, Yes, I'll say that before you forget

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<v Speaker 5>we have.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe she's in our three timers club.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Headband mate or something?

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't know who she is, she's one of

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<v Speaker 2>those people you sometimes see popping up on the pro

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<v Speaker 2>She's done a lot of those panel shows over the years.

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<v Speaker 2>She's currently hosting My Mum Your Dad on Channel nine,

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<v Speaker 2>which if you're not up to date, definitely get on board.

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<v Speaker 2>You can stream it on nine now. And if you're

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<v Speaker 2>one of those people that thinks, oh, reality TV is

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<v Speaker 2>not for me, this one's very wholesome. Yea, So it

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<v Speaker 2>makes sense that Kate is hosting it. And how else

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<v Speaker 2>did you describe her non on radio She used to

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<v Speaker 2>do hears Me.

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<v Speaker 1>And Kate radio personality.

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<v Speaker 5>She's a comedian of sorts, very very always funny and

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<v Speaker 5>very insightful, and she's been great to us. We used

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<v Speaker 5>to work with her, well, I still work with her,

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<v Speaker 5>not anymore, she's left Kiss, but she used to be

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<v Speaker 5>around the building in the office and we formed a

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<v Speaker 5>connection and she actually asked to come on the show

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<v Speaker 5>this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So what happened was when she was doing the

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<v Speaker 2>promo rounds for My Mum Your Dad, you know, we

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<v Speaker 2>threw our hat in the ring and said, yeah, we'd

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<v Speaker 2>love time with Kate if we can. Her manager said, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>she's got no more time. She's books, she's doing no

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<v Speaker 2>more press. And then she says, oh, but my mitches,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to I'll make an exception for my mitches

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<v Speaker 2>because we just laugh her and as per fucking usual,

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<v Speaker 2>we had ten minutes with but it went for forty.

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<v Speaker 7>The three of us are together, you just can't shout

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<v Speaker 7>us up.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, we're all very similar. Yeah, she has the best

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<v Speaker 1>traits of you, the best traits of me, and the

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<v Speaker 1>worst traits of herself.

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<v Speaker 2>I also loved that because she was in the Melbourne

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<v Speaker 2>studio where in Sydney we connected the two studios and

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time because she's just such a hoot. You

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<v Speaker 2>can hear her studio producer Tom laughing in the background

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time. It's pretty much that role. Would you say,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the jobs if you're operating the desk is

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<v Speaker 2>to keep quiet. He's just outwardly.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it all. Right, let's roll this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>us with Kate Langbrook. Enjoy guys, Kate Langbrook, welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's me, Mitchell Table and Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>At long last, Kate, you can drop the facade, be

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<v Speaker 1>the real dirty you?

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<v Speaker 3>What dirty me?

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<v Speaker 1>The real Langbrook?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you're allowed to swear here, don't forget Just what

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<v Speaker 7>do you want me to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Good?

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<v Speaker 3>I count countdown? I mean, is there no four plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>Breakdown? And I mean, I understand you're desperate for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch's getting Mitch's getting it frequently now.

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<v Speaker 5>Since we've last had you on Big Life News for

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<v Speaker 5>our for our very own Betty Mitchell Coombs.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a life partner, he's got a boy friend.

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<v Speaker 3>What happens Betty from Blackdown has had the broken Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>for those who don't know, Betty from Blacktown is my nickname.

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<v Speaker 2>So Kate can tell the two Mitches the part. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got the energy of a middle aged woman in the West,

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<v Speaker 2>I understand.

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<v Speaker 3>And also that's radio people. I think they always talk

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<v Speaker 3>about Betty from Blacktown. They do, and we were like,

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<v Speaker 3>who is Betty? And then we realize we've actually got

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<v Speaker 3>a Betty. It's Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's me. Can I tell you though, my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>and I we've got this friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, hang on, I've just got to digest back up.

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<v Speaker 3>Just you've got to ease me into this kind of talk.

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<v Speaker 3>It just come trippingly off your tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>Boyfriend and Kate, he's so handsome, he's in politics, he's intelligence,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got brains ticks. You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone every smart man loves a trophy wife. That's all

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to say, because that is quite a catch.

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<v Speaker 7>It definitely is.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know one thing I reckon you'll love about him.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember last time we had you on, we

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<v Speaker 2>were talking about how much we love your vocabulary, all

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 2>the big words.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's right at that time. But oh you say

0:26:19.600 --> 0:26:22.760
<v Speaker 3>you said you love them, but I actually think no,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you love them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'll prove you wrong because my boyfriend and I

0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:29.200
<v Speaker 2>we have a shared Google doc where we both add

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<v Speaker 2>great words that we hear. If we're having a conversation,

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.080
<v Speaker 2>one of us drops a big word, we'll go great,

0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:35.680
<v Speaker 2>add it to the list. I don't want to hear some.

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<v Speaker 3>Of them loud to Is they my words or just

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 3>general words?

0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:42.439
<v Speaker 2>Just general words, words that we hear out in the wild.

0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 2>In fact, if you want to add some great words,

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 2>please do with some of the ones we've got already discombobulated.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm not mad, I'm discombobulated. Were you confused?

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah it is. We've got vociferous.

0:26:54.080 --> 0:26:55.080
<v Speaker 3>What's vociferous?

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Hung I vociferously disagree?

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<v Speaker 1>Like passionately?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh passionately? No, No, I can't, I can't. Yeah, no bequeathed.

0:27:02.240 --> 0:27:03.000
<v Speaker 3>Are bequeathed?

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:04.959
<v Speaker 2>Is stunning, isn't it?

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 1>How would you use bequeathed donning?

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:10.159
<v Speaker 3>How would you've left something to something? You've gifted something

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<v Speaker 3>to someone. So I have bequeathed unto you the throne,

0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:17.359
<v Speaker 3>got it gone, And as I have to say, radio

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:22.400
<v Speaker 3>royalty mixture has bequeathed unto you, the scepter of the

0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:25.160
<v Speaker 3>prince rising up the ranks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, and are you saying, Kate, you've bequeathed me?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 9>Not me?

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:33.440
<v Speaker 3>Well, I can't give you my crown because I still

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:33.879
<v Speaker 3>need it.

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:36.959
<v Speaker 1>I don't keep that crown. Good point, you know what

0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean?

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:39.760
<v Speaker 3>You won an awarded, the Radio Awards, and that that

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:42.919
<v Speaker 3>was like you were touched on the I was going

0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 3>to say, touched on the dick. That's not right.

0:27:46.119 --> 0:27:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Are you kissed? I wasn't touched on the dick. That's

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 1>how you do get, That's how you work your way

0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:54.200
<v Speaker 1>up in this industry. I wasn't on the nova tables.

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<v Speaker 3>God, your eyes open on that one, or best shut

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<v Speaker 3>your eyes and just hope for the best.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, give us some more Indubitably, some of these

0:28:04.960 --> 0:28:05.680
<v Speaker 7>are even hard to say.

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 3>I think stubitably just means undoubtedly, doesn't it?

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, But how boring to say undoubtedly when you could

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:13.120
<v Speaker 2>say indubitably.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true, it's true.

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to have the list open for the

0:28:16.000 --> 0:28:23.399
<v Speaker 2>rest of this interview and just Sucifian get fucked. You

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 2>don't like that? Have you ever heard it?

0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:27.560
<v Speaker 3>I hated? You know, there's a terror? Can I tell

0:28:27.560 --> 0:28:30.520
<v Speaker 3>you a terrible word which you won't hear very often,

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:33.199
<v Speaker 3>but now you'll probably hear it maybe three times in

0:28:33.240 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 3>your life. It's just a terrible word that someone I

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:39.120
<v Speaker 3>went out with once used it, and I never felt

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:43.120
<v Speaker 3>the same way about him ever. He said, peripatetic, what

0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 3>is that? You know what it actually means? And he

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 3>said it means you move around a lot. And I'm like,

0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what, mate, I'm moving away from you,

0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:54.920
<v Speaker 3>that's for sure. I'm just like, I can't. I'm not

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 3>unnecessarily just with a with a big word for the

0:28:58.120 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 3>sake of it. It's just some words, as you said, Mitch, Betty,

0:29:03.200 --> 0:29:04.320
<v Speaker 3>some words are beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I like to sound loquacious when I talked with

0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 2>the big words. It was quite peripatetic of you to

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 2>move to Italy, wasn't it.

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 7>She wants to punch me.

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<v Speaker 3>I died. I adore every part of you. Oh there

0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:21.560
<v Speaker 3>you are. I can see you on this.

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<v Speaker 5>In high school, I remember, I didn't know. I thought

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 5>compulsory was the opposite of what it actually happened.

0:29:29.200 --> 0:29:31.000
<v Speaker 3>I thought compulsory memtional.

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 5>I thought it meant you had a choice. So my

0:29:32.920 --> 0:29:36.000
<v Speaker 5>year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on a mitch math as compulsory.

0:29:36.000 --> 0:29:40.680
<v Speaker 5>I went fantas two courses of drama. She went to, No,

0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:44.320
<v Speaker 5>it's compulsory. And I know, missus Moyman, be a while

0:29:44.360 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 5>to catch on.

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 3>Really, when did you realize when you got the bad

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 3>score in maths?

0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 5>Well I did end up dropping maths. I got up

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 5>to Pythagoras and fucked off.

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 1>So that do you know?

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 3>With maths, when they replaced the numbers with letters, I'm like,

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:00.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm out, I'm gone.

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when they adding that little X with a fancy

0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 1>little kick yes.

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:08.720
<v Speaker 3>And c's and equals and lala and putting things over,

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 3>they make them work too hard, and.

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:12.280
<v Speaker 7>It's always like to the power of n or whatever,

0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:13.160
<v Speaker 7>like you don't care.

0:30:13.480 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't care, And I'm never ever ever going

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 3>to have to work out the pie of a radius

0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 3>or whatever. I'm just find you have to do that.

0:30:22.520 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 3>I could see my future even at seventeen, and I

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 3>knew that that wasn't going to be essential for me.

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Is that true? Kate? What did you see yourself? Because

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 1>you are you're such an enigma. Add that to the

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 1>list and we are doing and.

0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 3>Become a mystery.

0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 5>No, it's not as much as a mystery. You were

0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:41.360
<v Speaker 5>just so unique and there's no one else quite like

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 5>you in this country, and you were so great at

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:45.840
<v Speaker 5>what you do, and you do so many things. We'll

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 5>talk about the new show in a little bit. But

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 5>did you have your life mapped out? That's a question

0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:51.680
<v Speaker 5>I never thought i'd ask you, But what did you

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:52.480
<v Speaker 5>see yourself doing?

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:53.560
<v Speaker 1>As baby Kate?

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 3>Not even for a moment. I've never had anything mapped

0:30:58.840 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 3>out at all? And I think I thought, what did

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<v Speaker 3>I think when I was Because I was raised to

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<v Speaker 3>Jehovah's witness it would never even have occurred to me

0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 3>or anyone in my family that there would be anything

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:14.480
<v Speaker 3>to do with showbies. And in fact, because we were

0:31:14.520 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Jehovah's witnesses, it was even unusual that we went to

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 3>Uni Oh Wow the time because that was frowned upon

0:31:19.560 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 3>because that was seeking man's knowledge rather than God's knowledge.

0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, Well.

0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:28.120
<v Speaker 3>Which is how I believe Mitch Betty got his boyfriend.

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, some people came, yes knowledge.

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:35.240
<v Speaker 2>I've got none of my own, so I have to

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 2>seek it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Ok When did you stray away from that from the religion?

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Well, I knew really really young that I didn't want

0:31:44.880 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 3>to be a Jehovah's witness, Like I just knew that

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 3>it wasn't me. It was kind of like how people

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.280
<v Speaker 3>say they know that they were gay when they were

0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 3>really young. I was like that about the religion. I

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 3>was just like, it's not me, it's just wrong. And

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:01.640
<v Speaker 3>so I was always plotting my gape. And then so

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 3>I moved out when I was eighteen. Wow, And then

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.040
<v Speaker 3>I stopped going. And my dad was an elder and

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 3>my brother was a ministerial servant, like they were big

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 3>wigs in the Witnesses, and so it was a difficult time.

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:17.720
<v Speaker 3>But I was studying journalism at that point, which luckily

0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:19.800
<v Speaker 3>a teacher at school had just said to me, you're

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 3>good at English, why don't you study journalism. I didn't

0:32:22.520 --> 0:32:23.800
<v Speaker 3>never really know properly.

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 2>What that like.

0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:27.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, I'll apply for that, just using big words.

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 3>But I had no plans.

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we've had Angela bishop On who was actually

0:32:31.640 --> 0:32:35.520
<v Speaker 2>discouraged people from making life plans, just like, eugh, whatever

0:32:35.600 --> 0:32:37.480
<v Speaker 2>doors open, just walk through them. Is that what happened

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 2>with this TV thing? They just said, want to host

0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:41.320
<v Speaker 2>this show? And you thought, all right, why not?

0:32:42.240 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 3>You know, I say no to things all the time,

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 3>I like all the time. And the joke with me

0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:50.200
<v Speaker 3>and Hughes he was always that he couldn't say no

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:52.240
<v Speaker 3>to work. You know, he's a workaholic, and I would

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:53.480
<v Speaker 3>always say no to everything.

0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:55.320
<v Speaker 2>You say yes.

0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't say yes. I couldn't say yes, and he

0:32:57.920 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 3>couldn't say no. We're a perfect man.

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, good pair, and I wonder

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:04.000
<v Speaker 2>who is more well rested out of the two of you?

0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 3>Well I was. But now we've kind of reversed roles

0:33:07.280 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 3>because since I came back from Italy, I've written a book,

0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 3>I've done this radio show, I've done this TV show.

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:17.120
<v Speaker 3>It's like I've done lots of things that I wouldn't

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 3>have done before. Anyway, they when they first mentioned the

0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 3>show to me. I was actually I was doing the

0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 3>writer's festivals because my book had just come out, my

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 3>book about Italy Jell, and I was like, I can't.

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:34.120
<v Speaker 3>I literally, I'm not being a premier, don I literally

0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 3>don't have time to watch this blah blah blah. And

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:38.160
<v Speaker 3>then finally when I did watch it, I went, oh,

0:33:38.160 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 3>my goodness, I love this idea. And honestly, within five

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 3>days I was hosting it. So I didn't even really

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:49.000
<v Speaker 3>have time to think any further. I like my head

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 3>was spinning.

0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:53.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, that's My Mum your Dad, right, Katie. What's

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 5>the premise of My Mum Your Day? If everyone wants

0:33:55.280 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 5>to watch it at seven point thirty Monday and Tuesday,

0:33:58.360 --> 0:33:59.160
<v Speaker 5>Channel nine nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, what's the premise of the show.

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 3>The premise is that it's single parents looking for love

0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:10.879
<v Speaker 3>and they've been nominated by their kids, who are all

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 3>over eighteen, and the kids, unbeknownst to the parents, unbeknownst Mitch, Betty, Mitch,

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:27.080
<v Speaker 3>unbeknownst so silent Kay yetnap. Unbeknownst to the parents, the

0:34:27.160 --> 0:34:30.960
<v Speaker 3>kids are watching from their own house, so they're watching

0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:38.320
<v Speaker 3>their parents every move, which is at once amazing, titulating, awful,

0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:42.719
<v Speaker 3>stomach churning, brilliant or everything every word every word on

0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:46.400
<v Speaker 3>his list except peripatetic. They're staying put.

0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:49.840
<v Speaker 2>It's such like a vulnerable way for them to see

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 2>their parents dating, Like sometimes it is easy to forget

0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:56.360
<v Speaker 2>that your parents are human, and so it was quite emotional.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I was watching it and some of the kids reactions

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.879
<v Speaker 2>to like their parents getting nervous that a first kiss

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 2>on a first day for you guys, like, that's not

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:05.319
<v Speaker 2>the sort of side to your parents you normally see.

0:35:05.600 --> 0:35:08.799
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, I think have you either of you

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:09.760
<v Speaker 3>got single parents?

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 1>No? No, I don't.

0:35:13.280 --> 0:35:17.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't either, and obviously and my kids don't. But

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 3>these are something in the relationship that is so beautiful

0:35:21.840 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 3>and has a maturity to it that I never had

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:29.400
<v Speaker 3>with my parents and certainly my kids don't have with me. Like,

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:33.720
<v Speaker 3>those kids are so unselfish about their parents and wanting

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 3>this for their parents that I'm quite amazed by it.

0:35:38.000 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 3>And when they watch it, I mean they obviously they're

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 3>watching through peep fingers and screaming in horror. Sometimes.

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, some of the awkward kisses, Yeah.

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Which is stunning.

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I love is there bonking Kate? Is there bunking? Going on.

0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:51.920
<v Speaker 3>Look, I don't want to ruin it for you, but

0:35:52.560 --> 0:35:54.960
<v Speaker 3>you know they are human, you know what I mean?

0:35:55.120 --> 0:35:56.719
<v Speaker 3>I have needs and desires.

0:35:57.239 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Sure, some would say have urged animalistic urges animalistic?

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:06.240
<v Speaker 3>Write that down, Betty animalistic.

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 2>It just feels like everyone on that show just wants

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 2>the best for each other. There wasn't any catiness like

0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:12.920
<v Speaker 2>on reality TV. Is there anything like that to come?

0:36:12.960 --> 0:36:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Any fighting or whatever?

0:36:14.440 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 3>Surprisingly, I mean you want some full maths glassing and

0:36:18.239 --> 0:36:19.400
<v Speaker 3>wines thrown in the face.

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Really?

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:23.319
<v Speaker 3>I mean when you when you're attracted to someone, I

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 3>think it's natural to be territorial about them. Yeah, are

0:36:26.600 --> 0:36:27.400
<v Speaker 3>you territorial?

0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, I've been in a relationship for four years, Mitch?

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:32.399
<v Speaker 1>Are you territorial yet? With a new flag?

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 3>That's Is that an answer?

0:36:34.080 --> 0:36:34.279
<v Speaker 1>Look?

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 3>How he obfiscated. Write that down? Though fiscated, he didn't

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 3>really want to answer.

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:45.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm not ovulating. Don't you point that finger and insimuate

0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:49.800
<v Speaker 1>that I'm dropping eggs? How dare you? Labor said?

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:55.160
<v Speaker 3>How fascinating? Are we going to prise the wizard nut

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:56.920
<v Speaker 3>that is Mitch jury and.

0:36:57.080 --> 0:37:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Expose the jinger Klonel ask again?

0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 7>Are territorial over your partner?

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You know what.

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:07.840
<v Speaker 5>My partner is very attractive, and he had a he

0:37:07.960 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 5>had what we call the hoe face. So before I

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:12.640
<v Speaker 5>met Hayden Kate, he had bleached blonde hair. You'd know

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.400
<v Speaker 5>right now, leached blonde hair. And that was the that

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:18.040
<v Speaker 5>was the signal. That was the metaphor of I am

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:19.560
<v Speaker 5>open for business.

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:20.280
<v Speaker 2>A little.

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:24.319
<v Speaker 5>Bit of context, so I for Kyle and Jackie. Oh,

0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 5>my first job, like nine years ago was the cash cock.

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:28.920
<v Speaker 1>And I dressed up as a giant rooster and ran

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:31.919
<v Speaker 1>around Sydney and was tackled and if you caught the cock,

0:37:32.040 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 1>you got a thousand dollars.

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 2>You're skating again.

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:39.359
<v Speaker 3>He's tantalizing, and I love this. And you you were

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:42.359
<v Speaker 3>the cash cock. I hope they weren't too rough with

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 3>you when they grabbed you.

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 1>They were.

0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:47.239
<v Speaker 5>It was really this is true story, Kate. I was

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:50.279
<v Speaker 5>in the emergency room twice from cock.

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 3>Because when Babel grabbed the cock, they would have tried

0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:54.720
<v Speaker 3>to give it a good plucking.

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Cash they won the cash.

0:37:57.840 --> 0:37:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep. I once had a high lux turn off.

0:38:00.040 --> 0:38:03.200
<v Speaker 1>How passed your road and chase me into the backyard

0:38:03.200 --> 0:38:05.880
<v Speaker 1>of someone's house. True story. Anyway, that's a that's a

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:12.480
<v Speaker 1>non sequitur. It's when one thing.

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't logically follow the ass write it down.

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:19.719
<v Speaker 1>That'd be a good podcast for us that that would

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 1>just be constant non sequiturs.

0:38:21.280 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Just nonsense anyway, But anyone, how does this lead to

0:38:23.680 --> 0:38:24.640
<v Speaker 3>you being territorial?

0:38:25.719 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 2>It does?

0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:31.920
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no. I messaged here and I said, never met

0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>him before, but I thought he was cute the bleached

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:35.800
<v Speaker 1>blonde hair and wanted to thrash him around.

0:38:36.120 --> 0:38:38.880
<v Speaker 5>So I sent him a photo at midnight and I said, Hi,

0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:40.880
<v Speaker 5>I hope you don't mind me messaging you out of

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 5>the blue, but here is an unsolicited cock pick.

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:46.719
<v Speaker 3>It was you and your cash cock.

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Cash, and he replied, Kate, he replied, And I'd never

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:52.760
<v Speaker 1>been with a man before, did he say? He replied,

0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:55.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm at Sydney UNI. Do you want to fuck? And

0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:57.560
<v Speaker 1>that sort of ruined the moment for me.

0:38:57.760 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 3>He was so nuanced and huge, and he was just

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 3>bleach blonde to the point.

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Yep, straight to the point. And he said, I'm in

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Sydney Uni. You want to below me in the bleachers?

0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to? Yeah? Those gobby he was suggesting,

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh goodness, it's a lot.

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:17.960
<v Speaker 3>So he was a Turkey, so he was on You're

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:22.760
<v Speaker 3>a perfect pair anyway, darning going on. Tom at Mines

0:39:22.880 --> 0:39:23.960
<v Speaker 3>just shown me a photo.

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was gorgeous, beautiful.

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:31.200
<v Speaker 3>He actually looks like you Filipino sing on the principle

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:34.040
<v Speaker 3>that you know when people are attracted to people that

0:39:34.080 --> 0:39:34.680
<v Speaker 3>look like them.

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's a different show. That's my mum, your dad,

0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:39.800
<v Speaker 1>and a cousin. It's a very I think.

0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:43.200
<v Speaker 3>He's really beautiful. So are you territorial?

0:39:43.440 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 5>The long story short is I'm very territorial. And yes,

0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 5>that's him with the bleached yeah hands.

0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:51.840
<v Speaker 1>I think I worked so hard.

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, you're jealous. You're jealous and your god. Yeah,

0:39:54.719 --> 0:39:55.680
<v Speaker 3>of course I can't.

0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 5>But we working radio. You tell a story, you know

0:39:58.200 --> 0:39:59.759
<v Speaker 5>how it works. I just had to add that in.

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:04.200
<v Speaker 3>I loved it all. That was just the most gorgeous

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:06.160
<v Speaker 3>by road and back roads.

0:40:06.840 --> 0:40:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Well that's what he likes from Hello and.

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:14.800
<v Speaker 3>A dirt track, I believe. Okay, now let's go down, down,

0:40:15.040 --> 0:40:21.760
<v Speaker 3>down down, beg your pardon. What's smoldering down? There's some uncertainty,

0:40:22.120 --> 0:40:25.080
<v Speaker 3>a little bit of something, a little bit of jealous.

0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:27.280
<v Speaker 2>God, no wonder you're hosting this show. You just fucking

0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:29.080
<v Speaker 2>like to dissect relationships.

0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you know that. I love that. In fact, one

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:34.680
<v Speaker 3>of the guys from one of the bosses from Channel nine,

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:38.120
<v Speaker 3>who was just gorgeous, John Walsh's name is Anyway. He

0:40:38.239 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 3>was on the set every day when we were filming,

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:43.720
<v Speaker 3>and he said to me one day, Oh my goodness,

0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:48.400
<v Speaker 3>you're a cross between Dean mother, an amateur psychologist, and

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 3>what man has just summed up my entire life in

0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:54.480
<v Speaker 3>how many words?

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that? Mitch Black? Betty?

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:57.000
<v Speaker 3>How many words?

0:40:57.440 --> 0:41:02.280
<v Speaker 2>When did I become black? Betty Bamber lamb Jason?

0:41:07.120 --> 0:41:10.960
<v Speaker 8>Is it just the podcast by a coupla Miches.

0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.799
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're here with Channel nine's Kate Langbrook, host of

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:15.480
<v Speaker 5>My Mum Your Dad?

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Are you filming for the show today? Because you look

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:18.920
<v Speaker 2>very glammed up by the.

0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 3>Way, Oh well, you know why because I leave my

0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 3>makeup because I do the project on a Tuesday night,

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:29.120
<v Speaker 3>and when I come in to do pick up on

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:31.600
<v Speaker 3>a Wednesday with Monty, I always give her a thrill.

0:41:32.160 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if she's getting that much of a

0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 3>thrill out of it, to be honest, but I always

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:38.799
<v Speaker 3>leave my makeup on I sleep in my makeup. It's

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:41.359
<v Speaker 3>a secret to my beautiful complexion. Makeup artists will never

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:41.719
<v Speaker 3>tell you.

0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:42.440
<v Speaker 1>That sleep in it.

0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:45.359
<v Speaker 3>They're always like a mathema with your makeup. I'm like, no,

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:47.320
<v Speaker 3>if you want to look beautiful all the time, girls

0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:51.799
<v Speaker 3>leave your makeup on. That's never reno, And so.

0:41:51.840 --> 0:41:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Do the projects. Still let you work for that show,

0:41:54.360 --> 0:41:55.919
<v Speaker 2>even though you're cheating on them with Channel nine?

0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:58.239
<v Speaker 3>Yes, And isn't that amazing?

0:41:58.680 --> 0:41:59.319
<v Speaker 2>That's all rare.

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:03.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a freelancer, I guess, but you're right. It's

0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:06.120
<v Speaker 3>one thing for me to say I'm a freelancer, but

0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 3>it's another thing for a network to go, We'll let

0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:12.480
<v Speaker 3>you host this massive show on another network. And I

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:16.319
<v Speaker 3>very much appreciate that they have. But also, you know

0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:18.759
<v Speaker 3>what challenging. You could have put a ring on it

0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 3>and they didn't. So if Channel nine are coming, I'm like, yeah, okay, yeah.

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Why not you take rings where you find them, which

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:29.120
<v Speaker 1>is Mitch's dating technique. Actually I met this new boy?

0:42:29.239 --> 0:42:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Really?

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:30.359
<v Speaker 3>How many rings? Did?

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 1>How many rings?

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:33.839
<v Speaker 2>No, I never went through the gay slut fast.

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:35.640
<v Speaker 3>Was it like or was it like a hundred year

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 3>old oak tree? Then if you sliced it through the trunk, Mard,

0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:41.320
<v Speaker 3>there'd be a lot of rings.

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 1>That's all the.

0:42:43.280 --> 0:42:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Womping willow right down, womping right down. All right, that's done. Hey,

0:42:51.200 --> 0:42:52.799
<v Speaker 2>you know how you said that you struggle to say

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 2>yes to work, and you've obviously turned a lot of

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 2>things down. What were some of those?

0:42:57.800 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 3>Like everything?

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:00.800
<v Speaker 7>Have you been asked to go in the jungle?

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:01.399
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've been asked to go in the jungle. Just

0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:08.920
<v Speaker 3>think of every reality show, right except Love Island hurtfully?

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:13.200
<v Speaker 3>Why is that missing from my uvra?

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 2>Write that down?

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:16.600
<v Speaker 3>It's French. It means body of work? Or does it

0:43:16.719 --> 0:43:20.280
<v Speaker 3>mean eg? What means French?

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm when I google Uber, it says do you mean uber? No?

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:28.879
<v Speaker 1>Are you v ari uber? What's okra? What am I thinking?

0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:31.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh? That's a vegetable that they eat in Jamaica. I

0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 3>find it gross. I don't like it an Asians And

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:37.759
<v Speaker 3>then did you make it? They're like, oh you have?

0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:40.319
<v Speaker 3>You haven't had a cooked ried It's like scrambled egg

0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:42.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, well, why don't you eat fucking scrambled eggs?

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:46.560
<v Speaker 3>It's not some slimy pod hanging off the truth.

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:50.279
<v Speaker 1>It's a pod. It's a po You're Dutch right or half? Well?

0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:53.560
<v Speaker 3>I say Jamaica because my mum's Jamaican American and my

0:43:53.680 --> 0:43:56.480
<v Speaker 3>daddy's Dutch or was Dutch. I don't want to bring

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:59.040
<v Speaker 3>down the tone. I mean he still is Dutch wherever

0:43:59.080 --> 0:43:59.480
<v Speaker 3>he is.

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, spirits and he was Dutch and will remain Dutch. Yes.

0:44:04.719 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 5>Well, yes, my dad's side of the family is Dutch

0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:09.879
<v Speaker 5>and we have that in common. I have an olmer

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:11.920
<v Speaker 5>and an opera. Oh my god, my mom. So I

0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 5>was a wedding on the weekend, Kate, Mitch. I was

0:44:13.719 --> 0:44:16.640
<v Speaker 5>at this family wedding and you know, the vows had

0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:18.560
<v Speaker 5>just been handed down, and it was that awkward two

0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:20.640
<v Speaker 5>hour period where the bride and groom are off getting

0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:22.400
<v Speaker 5>gold awful sunset photos.

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:26.839
<v Speaker 3>Too long period, It's too long. It's exhausting, and by

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:29.279
<v Speaker 3>the time they come back in we're not happy to

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:29.799
<v Speaker 3>see them.

0:44:29.840 --> 0:44:35.719
<v Speaker 1>No, it's too long.

0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:39.600
<v Speaker 5>So my mom obviously went to Instagram and she said, Mitch,

0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:43.239
<v Speaker 5>look at Kate's Instagram story, because my mom, on her birthday,

0:44:43.360 --> 0:44:46.680
<v Speaker 5>on a wedding anniversary with my dad, always requests one

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:50.319
<v Speaker 5>dish and it is Prawn's King prawns with an avocado

0:44:51.200 --> 0:44:55.279
<v Speaker 5>and mango and a bit of whatever sauce she puts on.

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:58.760
<v Speaker 3>Whether that's a Marii sauce or just a cocktail sauce.

0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:02.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, cocktails, but she only likes the praise cocktail sauce.

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:03.480
<v Speaker 1>She's very pecute as.

0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:06.960
<v Speaker 3>I make my own, but I make it with praise Mayonnaise,

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:09.560
<v Speaker 3>the King of mayonnaises. Even though I can't really forgive

0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:12.120
<v Speaker 3>them for having a few years ago gone from glass

0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:15.479
<v Speaker 3>bottles to plastic bottles, my harbor a grudge. I don't

0:45:15.560 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 3>want to eat anything out of plastic. I'm not a

0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:24.759
<v Speaker 3>fucking Kardashian. I don't I want my sauces in glass.

0:45:24.880 --> 0:45:27.840
<v Speaker 3>I want my oils in glass. I don't want your

0:45:28.320 --> 0:45:31.000
<v Speaker 3>bhps or whatever they call leeching.

0:45:30.600 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Out of microplastic. Yes, I'm with you.

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:41.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to write that down. I've got Barbara

0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:42.840
<v Speaker 3>Cartman and narrating a novel.

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:45.400
<v Speaker 1>We just need to get someone to take the minutes

0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 1>of the interview at this point.

0:45:46.600 --> 0:45:48.359
<v Speaker 2>You know what words sprung to mind when you were

0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:51.759
<v Speaker 2>describing that meal, Mitchell, what would oh, that sounds like

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:53.400
<v Speaker 2>quite a sumptuous repast.

0:45:53.520 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's okay, spell subtuous, my darling, Mitch, Betty.

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:00.960
<v Speaker 7>Shared, I'm not doing that.

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Too many s's for my lisp.

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:05.040
<v Speaker 3>I love your lisp.

0:46:05.280 --> 0:46:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Hey.

0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 3>By the way, my thirteen year old son, Yanni, has

0:46:09.960 --> 0:46:14.759
<v Speaker 3>a lisp and we adore his lisp. And people say

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 3>to us, are you going to send him to speech therapy?

0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:24.160
<v Speaker 3>Which A I find rude. B probably practical, but se

0:46:25.040 --> 0:46:28.120
<v Speaker 3>not necessary thoughts as an adult lisp.

0:46:28.160 --> 0:46:32.880
<v Speaker 2>But your thoughts, well, I didn't go to speech therapy

0:46:32.920 --> 0:46:35.480
<v Speaker 2>per se. But when I first moved away and started

0:46:35.480 --> 0:46:37.359
<v Speaker 2>going to radio school, there was a teacher that very

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 2>kindly pulled me aside and said I happened to be

0:46:39.960 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 2>a speech pathologist as well as a teacher, so she

0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:44.840
<v Speaker 2>would like, keep me back for an hour whatever, just

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:48.200
<v Speaker 2>help me work on the letter s with more pronounced.

0:46:48.520 --> 0:46:50.920
<v Speaker 3>What is it a sibilant s?

0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Sibilant s? Yes, And so I found that helpful. But

0:46:53.840 --> 0:46:56.719
<v Speaker 2>obviously that was helpful in my line of work because

0:46:56.719 --> 0:46:58.600
<v Speaker 2>I was going to be talking into a fucking microphone.

0:46:58.600 --> 0:46:59.919
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know why I hadn't thought of it sooner.

0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:01.919
<v Speaker 2>But if he's not doing that, then it doesn't really

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:03.000
<v Speaker 2>need it. It's kind of adorable.

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:06.000
<v Speaker 3>I find it adorable, Like I just like it. And

0:47:06.040 --> 0:47:09.800
<v Speaker 3>when someone said to me once something, what I was

0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:12.520
<v Speaker 3>somewhere someone made a joke about lisping or whatever, and

0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:17.280
<v Speaker 3>of course someone some buzz kill in the auditor goes

0:47:17.360 --> 0:47:20.480
<v Speaker 3>and she didn't make a joke about disability, and my

0:47:20.680 --> 0:47:29.440
<v Speaker 3>girlfriend said, a lisp is not disability, it's just not perfection.

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 3>And I went, oh, my goodness, I love that so

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:37.480
<v Speaker 3>much because everything's so perfect. Everyone's walking around with those

0:47:37.520 --> 0:47:40.279
<v Speaker 3>big white veneer teeth that, by the way, I'm very

0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:42.520
<v Speaker 3>attracted to. And if I'm going to continue at Channel nine,

0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 3>I think I need some because I don't have them.

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:48.520
<v Speaker 3>But no, I just don't think I can pull it off.

0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm like Mitch on a first date.

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 1>No, you don't know him well enough then, Jesus.

0:47:55.239 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 3>He's not like that.

0:47:56.200 --> 0:48:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Now he's coming led that in tunnel.

0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:07.160
<v Speaker 5>Can I just say, God, so many non sequiturs. But

0:48:07.239 --> 0:48:09.480
<v Speaker 5>I went to speech pol My mum sent me to

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:11.920
<v Speaker 5>speech pathology because I had a minor leasp and they

0:48:12.040 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 5>got it out.

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 3>Well.

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:16.319
<v Speaker 1>I think I don't remember it, and I miss what

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I could have sounded like, you miss, I miss really

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:20.480
<v Speaker 1>miss it.

0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Well. Yanni's very lifty?

0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:25.239
<v Speaker 2>Is he is yan? The one that you said that

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:28.480
<v Speaker 2>his what was it? His personality is a liability?

0:48:28.640 --> 0:48:30.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh that would be if he doesn't become a lawyer.

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:32.960
<v Speaker 3>But I said, if you become a lawyer, your personality

0:48:33.040 --> 0:48:33.640
<v Speaker 3>is an asset.

0:48:36.040 --> 0:48:37.520
<v Speaker 2>And what was the reason for that? Again, is he

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:39.640
<v Speaker 2>just does he just ask a million questions.

0:48:39.560 --> 0:48:42.719
<v Speaker 3>He argues. He loves to argue, Like if you say

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:44.919
<v Speaker 3>something to me, he just loves to catch you out

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:49.880
<v Speaker 3>on whatever, whatever you haven't encompassed with just a statement.

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:53.359
<v Speaker 3>He always looks, likes to look for the exclusion. And

0:48:53.400 --> 0:48:57.160
<v Speaker 3>then sometimes it's so exhausting. Sometimes in our house, we

0:48:57.239 --> 0:49:00.239
<v Speaker 3>just have to go, Yanni, no more questions, enough, just

0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:02.399
<v Speaker 3>the hand and now we can just trot up the hand.

0:49:02.400 --> 0:49:04.360
<v Speaker 3>We go Yanni, and he goes, no more questioned.

0:49:05.280 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 9>Yes.

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:07.279
<v Speaker 2>And so what was he said to him? You need

0:49:07.320 --> 0:49:10.240
<v Speaker 2>to be a lawyer otherwise your personality, I said to him.

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:13.120
<v Speaker 3>This is when we're in lockdown and I had spent

0:49:13.239 --> 0:49:15.880
<v Speaker 3>to day. Anyway, I said to him, his godfather's a lawyer,

0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:20.400
<v Speaker 3>really clever, gorgeous guy who drops us off bagels every Sunday.

0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my god.

0:49:21.840 --> 0:49:26.879
<v Speaker 3>Maybe gorgeous. Anyway, Yanni's godfather is a lawyer, and so

0:49:27.400 --> 0:49:30.600
<v Speaker 3>Yanni just so adores him, you know, in the way

0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:33.320
<v Speaker 3>that you just love a you love an uncle figure.

0:49:33.440 --> 0:49:36.360
<v Speaker 3>You know how boys love me uncles.

0:49:36.440 --> 0:49:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Yeah, and so Yannie wants to be a lawyer

0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:44.560
<v Speaker 3>as well. So he's just got this rigorous mental thing

0:49:44.640 --> 0:49:48.279
<v Speaker 3>that he'd actually be perfectly suited. He's an arguer, he

0:49:48.400 --> 0:49:50.960
<v Speaker 3>loves the play of it. Whatever. Anyway, so we're in lockdown.

0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:54.000
<v Speaker 3>I was so exhausted by cooking for fucking six people

0:49:54.040 --> 0:49:57.319
<v Speaker 3>and laugh. Oh man, that was a lot. And I

0:49:57.400 --> 0:49:59.600
<v Speaker 3>said to him, you better be a lawyer when you

0:49:59.640 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 3>grow up up or your personality will be a liability.

0:50:03.719 --> 0:50:06.680
<v Speaker 3>But if you become a lawyer, your personality will be

0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:11.920
<v Speaker 3>your biggest assy. Now he couldn't tell if that was like.

0:50:11.960 --> 0:50:16.520
<v Speaker 3>He was so thrilled by that until Walid Ali made

0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:18.200
<v Speaker 3>out like that was a big insult.

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that was what offended.

0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:23.759
<v Speaker 1>All things to offend him.

0:50:25.360 --> 0:50:26.959
<v Speaker 3>You are a lawyer.

0:50:28.440 --> 0:50:33.319
<v Speaker 2>That you literally told him that that skill, that personality

0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:35.640
<v Speaker 2>trait will actually help him and does help him.

0:50:35.680 --> 0:50:37.239
<v Speaker 3>I said to him in a meeting one day, I'm

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:38.759
<v Speaker 3>going to say the same thing to you, I said

0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 3>to my twelve year old son as he was seen

0:50:41.920 --> 0:50:44.680
<v Speaker 3>and then, but didn't seem to take the compliment from it.

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:47.880
<v Speaker 7>Of course, he wouldn't he didn't look at the lawyers.

0:50:47.920 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 3>Lawyers, lawyers, yes, and then he sent me a bill

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:53.600
<v Speaker 3>while it worked it out.

0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:55.960
<v Speaker 5>You know what this is, This is very different to

0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 5>the last time we spoke to you, Kate. Last time

0:50:57.640 --> 0:50:59.279
<v Speaker 5>we interviewed you. I don't know if you remember, but

0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:03.040
<v Speaker 5>you were in bed with a bag of salt and

0:51:03.120 --> 0:51:03.920
<v Speaker 5>vinegar chips.

0:51:04.000 --> 0:51:05.680
<v Speaker 2>You just finished watching Morning More.

0:51:05.840 --> 0:51:09.799
<v Speaker 1>You just binged Morning Mars and you admitted to us

0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:13.400
<v Speaker 1>that you had COVID, which at that time wasn't worldwide news,

0:51:13.560 --> 0:51:19.200
<v Speaker 1>and it was the scandalous did make radio station called Mitch.

0:51:19.520 --> 0:51:22.960
<v Speaker 1>They called me and they said you cut that out.

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:24.759
<v Speaker 2>They made me remove that part, and I was like,

0:51:24.800 --> 0:51:26.080
<v Speaker 2>it's really not that salacious.

0:51:26.080 --> 0:51:27.400
<v Speaker 7>Everyone's had COVID at this point.

0:51:27.480 --> 0:51:30.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, But you know what, when so was that like

0:51:30.200 --> 0:51:33.680
<v Speaker 3>October last year? I think so, yeah, because do you

0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:36.040
<v Speaker 3>know what, it was so unusual to have COVID at

0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:39.279
<v Speaker 3>that time that the newspaper was trying to do a

0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:42.600
<v Speaker 3>story about it. And I'd been to a party on

0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:46.319
<v Speaker 3>the Thursday where I had given it to and we

0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:48.680
<v Speaker 3>were still in semi lockdown or whatever you could have

0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:54.640
<v Speaker 3>filled with some bullshit rules in Victoria. Oh my god, anyway, anyway,

0:51:54.640 --> 0:51:56.399
<v Speaker 3>you could only go with ten pebbles, So they were

0:51:56.560 --> 0:51:59.560
<v Speaker 3>like ten babble at this party, but like eight of

0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:03.359
<v Speaker 3>them got COVID. And then one of my girlfriends who

0:52:03.440 --> 0:52:05.760
<v Speaker 3>was at that party, went to another party on Saturday

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:09.000
<v Speaker 3>night and she gave COVID to thirty six people and

0:52:09.600 --> 0:52:12.600
<v Speaker 3>six and the whole things because at that point people

0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:15.480
<v Speaker 3>still knew where they got it. And on the Friday

0:52:15.600 --> 0:52:16.920
<v Speaker 3>I gave it to Peter Hellia.

0:52:17.280 --> 0:52:19.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and all they were trying to keep that

0:52:19.400 --> 0:52:21.480
<v Speaker 2>under wraps. We could have made you come unstuck.

0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:22.480
<v Speaker 9>Could be.

0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:27.080
<v Speaker 3>Like three weeks later. No one would have even bothered

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:31.480
<v Speaker 3>writing a story because everybody had it. Then God, it exploded.

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:33.360
<v Speaker 7>So this is the third time we've had you on.

0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:35.399
<v Speaker 2>Actually, have we ever told you that? We once did

0:52:35.640 --> 0:52:37.960
<v Speaker 2>a poll in our Facebook group saying, who's the favorite

0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:41.600
<v Speaker 2>guest we've had on the podcast? And you buy a landslide, Langborn, it.

0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Was you, gen Z, gen Z Langbaine.

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:48.600
<v Speaker 2>I say z, oh, I'm not putting that on the

0:52:48.640 --> 0:52:50.080
<v Speaker 2>fucking lest Why do you say it like that?

0:52:50.239 --> 0:52:52.200
<v Speaker 3>But I like it. I think it's kind of with it,

0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:55.520
<v Speaker 3>gen Z, I.

0:52:55.440 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 7>Say z, it's very American of you.

0:52:57.640 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Though, Oh my god, and because I got a seventeen

0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:00.440
<v Speaker 3>year old daughter.

0:53:01.120 --> 0:53:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, Oh yeah, how's your eldest son? How is

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:07.920
<v Speaker 2>his driving going? Because that all happened last time you

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:09.480
<v Speaker 2>were on He walked in and said, can you take

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:10.040
<v Speaker 2>me ol plate?

0:53:10.280 --> 0:53:12.319
<v Speaker 3>What did he? I can't remember any of this.

0:53:12.440 --> 0:53:15.000
<v Speaker 1>You also said that you would give me twenty thousand dollars.

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I heard it too, Show me where that's written down.

0:53:19.400 --> 0:53:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Didn't want to bring it up. How's he? How's he going?

0:53:21.800 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 3>Lewis? Lewis's divine killing it in the driving? His school?

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 3>He's halfway through his hours? Oh god, because he was

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 3>still doing year twelve. Year twelve is horrible.

0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's awful, isn't it. It's that time I forget?

0:53:34.360 --> 0:53:35.879
<v Speaker 1>How's he doing with the exams?

0:53:36.280 --> 0:53:39.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, we don't know how he ween. It's still November.

0:53:39.719 --> 0:53:43.880
<v Speaker 3>But true. He actually worked really hard, which I didn't

0:53:43.880 --> 0:53:45.680
<v Speaker 3>think he was capable of. I thought he was more

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:48.759
<v Speaker 3>like me, not kind of good on the fly, but

0:53:48.960 --> 0:53:52.360
<v Speaker 3>not really academic. But he worked so hard, and with

0:53:52.440 --> 0:53:55.760
<v Speaker 3>his alleged father every night and every day for four

0:53:55.840 --> 0:54:00.319
<v Speaker 3>months at the dining room table. Peter choosed him so

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:04.040
<v Speaker 3>patiently and beautiful that I could have fallen in love

0:54:04.080 --> 0:54:05.240
<v Speaker 3>with him all over again.

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Alan Lewis Powell tutoring. Hey, just come to power, running

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:10.879
<v Speaker 1>power like Peter.

0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:12.240
<v Speaker 3>It's a good nickname.

0:54:12.440 --> 0:54:14.400
<v Speaker 1>It is good. Well, we better let Kate go go.

0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:15.640
<v Speaker 1>We've held up a lot of the time.

0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:18.279
<v Speaker 5>I love that Kate started this interview sitting, then she

0:54:18.400 --> 0:54:20.600
<v Speaker 5>was standing. Now she's I'm exhausted.

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:22.400
<v Speaker 3>Now you have sucked me dry.

0:54:22.719 --> 0:54:24.920
<v Speaker 7>We have yorry about that again.

0:54:25.080 --> 0:54:27.040
<v Speaker 3>Ah, we love you.

0:54:27.840 --> 0:54:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Every time Kate is on, we stay to the producer.

0:54:29.960 --> 0:54:32.760
<v Speaker 2>I swear it'll only be ten minutes, and then minutes

0:54:32.800 --> 0:54:34.319
<v Speaker 2>later before we go.

0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:41.640
<v Speaker 3>Betty Mitch your boyfriend who Mitch has talked up enormously

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:44.560
<v Speaker 3>in the most beautiful manner and accurately. I need to

0:54:44.560 --> 0:54:47.640
<v Speaker 3>say a photo of him as well in politics.

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Get this, Kate, he's a teal.

0:54:50.080 --> 0:54:53.640
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know there were any boy teals an independent. Yeah,

0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:55.879
<v Speaker 3>I know I didn't know that he was there were

0:54:55.920 --> 0:54:57.719
<v Speaker 3>boy teals.

0:54:58.280 --> 0:54:59.719
<v Speaker 1>It means him he's circumcised.

0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:02.000
<v Speaker 3>But you know my boys are teals.

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll send you maybe it's a day.

0:55:05.400 --> 0:55:09.560
<v Speaker 3>One of my girlfriends actually, when she had a daughter,

0:55:09.640 --> 0:55:12.120
<v Speaker 3>but if she had a son, the doctor said to her,

0:55:12.600 --> 0:55:15.719
<v Speaker 3>I know that this is out of vogue, but I

0:55:15.840 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 3>strongly advocate circumcision if you have a baby boy. And

0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:22.520
<v Speaker 3>she said, why is that? And she's and the doctor seed,

0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:25.640
<v Speaker 3>the man male, doctor seed, because when he grows up

0:55:25.680 --> 0:55:28.440
<v Speaker 3>he might want to get a BJ isn't that an

0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:32.840
<v Speaker 3>amazing thing to say? Inappropriate to say to a pregnant woman.

0:55:33.080 --> 0:55:33.759
<v Speaker 1>I think it is.

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:35.520
<v Speaker 2>It's also not accurate.

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:41.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh my, of course, Look she's got the come. Hey wait,

0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:44.800
<v Speaker 3>come like you do not?

0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Is that just your first impression?

0:55:48.400 --> 0:55:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness, what do you think? Oh? I just

0:55:52.239 --> 0:55:57.040
<v Speaker 3>think that's so beautiful. I love everything about this photo.

0:55:57.440 --> 0:56:00.920
<v Speaker 5>He's on a couch. Sean's sitting on a couch on

0:56:00.960 --> 0:56:03.640
<v Speaker 5>your lap. He almost looks animated, doesn't he here?

0:56:03.680 --> 0:56:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Because he looks perfect and almost American? Yes, in a

0:56:06.920 --> 0:56:10.000
<v Speaker 3>frat boy kind of way, but a smart frat boy.

0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:15.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I've got to go. I'm exhausted. Just stay here, No, no,

0:56:15.080 --> 0:56:17.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm so happy. But if I stay here, I'll say

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:19.520
<v Speaker 3>things I shouldn't say.

0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you say when your team go? When the beautiful

0:56:22.000 --> 0:56:24.319
<v Speaker 1>male says you've got a couple of mitches, what's your

0:56:24.400 --> 0:56:26.919
<v Speaker 1>what's your guttural reaction? What do you.

0:56:27.160 --> 0:56:29.399
<v Speaker 3>What do you say, Well, you know, I'm thrilled about you,

0:56:29.719 --> 0:56:33.200
<v Speaker 3>but mostly I go I can't be fucked you know.

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:36.040
<v Speaker 5>I adore you too, And radio is training like you'd

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:38.000
<v Speaker 5>have to just go home and be catatonic for a bit.

0:56:38.120 --> 0:56:40.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, I've got to go to Lewis's graduation tonight.

0:56:41.840 --> 0:56:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Keep the makeup on for that.

0:56:43.760 --> 0:56:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I will project.

0:56:46.120 --> 0:56:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Not just sailing, because that's what other parents from school

0:56:49.040 --> 0:56:52.799
<v Speaker 3>love is when you're just sworn in, looking like you've

0:56:52.800 --> 0:56:56.840
<v Speaker 3>come fresh from a TV studio. Parents of teenagers who, generally,

0:56:57.000 --> 0:56:59.840
<v Speaker 3>as you would discover in the world, are not generally

0:56:59.880 --> 0:57:02.200
<v Speaker 3>the people who are either happiest or look their best.

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, god, yeah.

0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:05.360
<v Speaker 3>We just love it when someone turns up looking like this.

0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:08.719
<v Speaker 5>Well listen, my mum, your dad get more. Katelyn Brook

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:12.160
<v Speaker 5>Monday is and Tuesday seven thirty, Channel nine nine. Now, dear,

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:15.319
<v Speaker 5>play the catch up. We love your kay, welcome the

0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:16.120
<v Speaker 5>three Times.

0:57:15.920 --> 0:57:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Club on our show.

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:20.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh who else is in there that three times stuff?

0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:23.080
<v Speaker 3>I know we've got to know that you want me

0:57:23.120 --> 0:57:23.920
<v Speaker 3>quit me another night?

0:57:24.000 --> 0:57:24.200
<v Speaker 2>None?

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:25.280
<v Speaker 1>None, You're the first.

0:57:26.680 --> 0:57:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah rightly, So thank you, Kate, love you, love you,

0:57:31.120 --> 0:57:34.400
<v Speaker 2>We love you so yeah bye bye boy. Oh God

0:57:34.480 --> 0:57:34.800
<v Speaker 2>love us.

0:57:34.800 --> 0:57:35.400
<v Speaker 7>She's the best.

0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I agree. All right, we should get out of here. Guys,

0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:38.080
<v Speaker 1>we're done this week.

0:57:38.240 --> 0:57:40.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thanks for hanging out with us for another week.

0:57:40.480 --> 0:57:41.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how many more weeks we've got left

0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:42.920
<v Speaker 2>until we wrap for the year.

0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:46.480
<v Speaker 1>No, we need to have a chat, Raven. You'll get

0:57:46.480 --> 0:57:47.840
<v Speaker 1>it by by December.

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:49.600
<v Speaker 7>First, right, I'll install the bugs appa.

0:57:49.960 --> 0:57:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you needed You need a rifle for that.

0:57:55.280 --> 0:57:55.919
<v Speaker 1>Ask your dad.

0:57:56.200 --> 0:57:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, see, he's in town this week. Actually, I'll ask

0:57:58.680 --> 0:57:59.440
<v Speaker 2>him to bring the rifle.

0:57:59.480 --> 0:58:00.640
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean he in town.

0:58:01.440 --> 0:58:02.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh, they've been meaning to come down for a while,

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:05.000
<v Speaker 2>but all the flooding has stopped them. They're finally meeting

0:58:05.040 --> 0:58:08.919
<v Speaker 2>the boyfriend. Oh my god, I know another first introducing

0:58:09.160 --> 0:58:11.280
<v Speaker 2>someone I'm dating to my parents. Wish me laugh.

0:58:11.440 --> 0:58:13.200
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll have to hold that conversation. We'll talk

0:58:13.240 --> 0:58:15.600
<v Speaker 1>about it after it happens. We'll see you next week.

0:58:15.600 --> 0:58:17.040
<v Speaker 5>If you want to get in touch a couple of mitches,

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<v Speaker 5>us if you love us, leave a five star review

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<v Speaker 5>and we'll get you on the show.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks for listening you Bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>A podcast by a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 6>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret

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<v Speaker 2>segment on the end. Just answer the call for Fox's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, he keeps calling you. Oh no, one, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all good, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>You just haven't got a very good poker face. I

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<v Speaker 2>can absolutely tell when you're not listening.

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<v Speaker 1>So welcome everyone. I oh sorry, Oh my god, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god.

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<v Speaker 5>Now what's happening with this seawan meet up you're doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what's happening, because it's a big moment.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, we're I don't know yet. I haven't figured that out.

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<v Speaker 1>The new place you have a dining table yet?

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<v Speaker 7>No, not yet. At the time of record.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing the big move over the weekend, some kind

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<v Speaker 2>of half living into apartments at the moment, which is

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<v Speaker 2>very thressful because I woke up this morning in the

0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:27.480
<v Speaker 2>old apartment that's where my bed still is, and I

0:59:27.520 --> 0:59:29.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh fuck, I need to do my skincare routine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I left all that at the new place, didn't I.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it's all over the shop at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate disarray.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and right now you're in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm in a lot of disarray.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the.

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<v Speaker 5>Plan for dinner? You're going to go out somewhere? Restaurant

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<v Speaker 5>could be hard because it's noisy and loud.

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<v Speaker 2>I truly haven't thought about it. I live hour by

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<v Speaker 2>hour at the moment. That's the late problem.

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<v Speaker 1>What is Sean anxious about it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, he can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>He's spoken on the phone.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, no, he's quite excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that's actually very cute.

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes, we kind of want to fuck with

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<v Speaker 2>them a little bit and just like somehow raise the

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<v Speaker 2>subject of kids and family down the track and then

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<v Speaker 2>say to them in all seriousness, yeah, well we are

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<v Speaker 2>trying at the moment. Yeah, we just don't really know

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<v Speaker 2>what we're doing wrong. How mum and dad react, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>do we have to explain to them why Mitchally isn't pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, I'm sure they'll know, But we're just.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to fucking commit and double down.

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<v Speaker 5>I find that so interesting. I was so nervous before

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<v Speaker 5>I had met my family, although I wasn't our' just come.

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<v Speaker 2>Out like the week before, so true, get yours was

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<v Speaker 2>all very rash. I've had fucking years to mentally prepare

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<v Speaker 2>for this. No, I'm not nervous. I wasn't even that

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<v Speaker 2>nervous meeting his family because I'm just acutely aware of that.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm such delight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you are impossible to not long. How is his

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<v Speaker 1>thirtieth Oh.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it was good. I'm bloody knacking like the weekend Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>How are the stand up shows?

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic?

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<v Speaker 1>Right Sam Mitch shows? At the end of the can

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<v Speaker 1>you standard era burn all the merch.

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<v Speaker 7>Burn all the merch? Yeah, I stole all the posters.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Speaking of merch, when I was cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>out the old apartment, guess what I found.

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<v Speaker 7>I wonder if you'll even remember this happening on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>That old, shitty broken violin that you bought me on

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were both wanting to see if we remembered

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<v Speaker 2>how to play the instruments we learned as kids. I

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<v Speaker 2>got you a beautiful saxophone. Yeah, I just got it

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<v Speaker 2>on loan from a music shop. But you were like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna buy I want to faceook marketplace, it's cheaper.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we can keep it. He did not check

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that the bow had no horse hair, Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I couldn't physically play it, and so I

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<v Speaker 2>just chucked it in my storage cover. And then when

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<v Speaker 2>I was packing, I was like, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 2>old shitty broken violin.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you want me to do? Go to a

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<v Speaker 1>stable and pluck some from a mayor?

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<v Speaker 2>No, just wanted you to rent a normal violin like

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<v Speaker 2>I did for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 7>And this was during COVID as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you keep that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what I'm wondering, because I found it and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, is it going to be the new

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<v Speaker 2>signed wine cork? Do we put this on eBay? See

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<v Speaker 2>if someone wants a broken, shitty violin with no e

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<v Speaker 2>string or horse hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we made like what seventy bucks from a cork?

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<v Speaker 2>We could I don't know that. Is it just me

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<v Speaker 2>memorability that people would cherish or is it just a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking broken violin that's going to take up quite a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of space.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we could just give it away.

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<v Speaker 2>That's offensive, just like take this, We'll do the same

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<v Speaker 2>charity thing. Oh you weren't here that week, that's all right?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened the chick who brought the wine cork. I

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<v Speaker 2>ended up donating the money to charity.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yes, yes, of course, yeah yes, I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's insulting.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't get Do we pop it on email or something?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We could donate it to two girls and a cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, just give it to them with a bomb in.

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<v Speaker 2>It, a broken violin.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh it sounds like your podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>This has made better sounding things than any episode you

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<v Speaker 5>ever put out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we love it. We do support her. Oh dear,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I tell you what what a week it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, exhausted? Oh yes, same, you and me both.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just have a nap on the podcast. Fuck it,

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<v Speaker 2>it takes me so long before sleep.

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<v Speaker 7>I've been out like a light recently.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, my back's killing me. I've been assembling all this

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<v Speaker 2>fucking flat pack furniture. I've been heaving items, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>heavy lifting. And also this came off the back of

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<v Speaker 2>the Adelaide weekend. My flights were delayed until I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get to Sydney till after midnight. Then I had to

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<v Speaker 2>be up early because I have to meet people at

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<v Speaker 2>the new place for deliveries and stuff.

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<v Speaker 7>It's just been all over the shop, your poor thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know how people with like full time

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<v Speaker 2>jobs can move because it's been very laborious any hour

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<v Speaker 2>of the day.

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<v Speaker 7>This is something that needs to be done.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm telling the people that you need to talk to,

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<v Speaker 5>and the fucking keys and the landlord, and you're right,

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<v Speaker 5>the congratulations.

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<v Speaker 7>And of course no one can help me because they're

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<v Speaker 7>all at work.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all a good boy.

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<v Speaker 2>I ended up moving at a perfect time because guess what.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was shopping from my new furniture Black Friday sales, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>it was perfect. I saved so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the thing is hate and I won't need new furniture.

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<v Speaker 1>We just have to do a simple move, which is

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<v Speaker 1>nice when we have to think the rent. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>when did I ask no, no, But you said it

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<v Speaker 1>will be easy because of the Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I said it was easy for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I was just trying to relate a conversation anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I'll see you're so exhausted.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 5>Just it's the end of radio years. So radio wraps

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<v Speaker 5>up about three weeks before everyone else. So next week's

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<v Speaker 5>the last year of shows.

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<v Speaker 7>Isn't next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Shah.

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<v Speaker 5>So I've got five more night shows. I've got to

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<v Speaker 5>do the other Life Uncut show. I do the other

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<v Speaker 5>shows on the Money Show. It's got three shows. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 5>trying to wrap up. Everyone wants to have a Christmas party.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in the middle of talking about what I want

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<v Speaker 5>to do next year. Things are happening. There's multiple things

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<v Speaker 5>that I could do, and it's just a lot of stress. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>this podcast will stay. That's one thing that has been

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<v Speaker 5>locked in every day.

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<v Speaker 7>It sounds like it just costs the listener's money for

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<v Speaker 7>it to say.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever seen those TikTok live streams where they're like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh my god, oh Jeans Boy four or four, thank

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<v Speaker 5>you so much for the sub.

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<v Speaker 1>Money, and I have sound effects like that.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I don't know where any of that money goes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't ask people to buy me gifts on TikTok live,

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<v Speaker 2>but sometimes they do, and then I don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>that money. Guys. I don't think I've ever set up

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<v Speaker 2>a transaction account of anything. I'm like, where the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>does all this money go?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that weird? It's like YouTube, so they're like you've

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<v Speaker 1>made this much this week, and it's like, I'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>not have it. Then you've got to claim that on tax,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit. I hate tax.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just chump change. Really, I still haven't paid.

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<v Speaker 7>My tax for this year.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't done it either.

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<v Speaker 2>I email my accountant almost weekly being like, Yo, where's

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<v Speaker 2>that at? But I guess it's on her, not me.

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<v Speaker 1>Corrupt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not corrupt, thank you. She did ask me to

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<v Speaker 2>pay my quarterly bads the other day, though, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I still haven't paid tax.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm paying baths.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what's a baz?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know. Limon, No, you work as an activity statement?

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<v Speaker 7>Because this activity statement?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you in Elvis?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations that Bass was. I wouldn't surprise when they put you.

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<v Speaker 1>You got more followers than she does at this point.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't you dare besmirch my Nat Bass.

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<v Speaker 1>I had Nat Bass on my show last week, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is exactly how the interview started. I went that,

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<v Speaker 1>that's such a pleasure to have you here.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up? Party? People?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you at?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you said?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you didn't tell me that because I

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<v Speaker 2>said to you after I saw it jagged. Little pieled

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<v Speaker 2>them was in us like, can we get Nap Bass?

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<v Speaker 1>I could get Na Bass. What's happening to my boys?

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<v Speaker 7>You're about to bur aren't you? It's lodged.

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<v Speaker 1>I sound like a Pixar character. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's going. Wow. That was bizarre.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't believe you didn't get me Nat Mass.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna adore that.

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<v Speaker 1>I could try.

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<v Speaker 9>You do it.

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<v Speaker 7>There's no Nat Bass in your contacts.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you to call Chris bark and staid?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we should call Sarah Harris on the podcast because

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<v Speaker 2>she got Carrie Bigmore's gig on the project.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's their number? No? Not now?

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<v Speaker 7>Sometime on the on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>We love Sarah Harris is we made friends with all

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<v Speaker 5>these people throughout the years, and now they're kicking everyone out.

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<v Speaker 5>So in five years we'll be friends with the fucking

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<v Speaker 5>Prime Minister. At this point, Kyle from bankstown'll get elected.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll be like, let's just call the PM. That's actually

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<v Speaker 5>what Kyle and Jackie Oh did.

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<v Speaker 9>Well.

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<v Speaker 5>They've been on here so long and they had all

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<v Speaker 5>the ship stars that those ship stars have become the

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<v Speaker 5>big stars. They're just friends with them all like Kyle

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<v Speaker 5>like calls ping AND's eyn But the only reason he

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<v Speaker 5>can call them is because he interviewed them when they

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<v Speaker 5>were nobodies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. True.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know when Star McGowan he's hosting the Oscars,

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<v Speaker 1>we can go let's call Starma Gowan and ask her

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<v Speaker 1>how her period shit is before she hosts the Night

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<v Speaker 1>of Nights.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh didn't that cause the stir I got a messages

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<v Speaker 2>being like, what the hell is a period shit from women?

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<v Speaker 2>But then there are all these other people in the

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook groups saying no, no, they're real. Have you ever heard

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<v Speaker 2>of a period shit?

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<v Speaker 9>Sam sadly yesh, Oh yeah, you're the only one here.

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<v Speaker 1>That dates women.

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<v Speaker 9>I can't recommend.

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<v Speaker 7>Really, can you do an impression of one?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah? You don't have to try.

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<v Speaker 9>It doesn't really have an audible thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, oh no.

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<v Speaker 9>Followed by like a gush, oh my a gosh eh

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<v Speaker 9>christ Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how I picture it because women are beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>people and creatures.

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<v Speaker 2>I never said they weren't deal with that on a

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<v Speaker 2>monthly basis. Jason's christ a bill Yeah yeah, yeah, anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Sahi in fifteen seconds named five five ex Prime

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<v Speaker 1>Minister H.

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<v Speaker 9>John Howard Kevin Radj the one that died recently, the

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<v Speaker 9>Anthony Albani, the one that drowned.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes said named them to be fair.

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<v Speaker 1>The ranger Tony old Time is the boss.

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<v Speaker 7>Of kiss yeah and wrong tone.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have the guts to be Prime Minister, not

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<v Speaker 1>in my books.

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<v Speaker 7>Hit me with one. Maybe this all switch my brain

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<v Speaker 7>back into gear.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go. In fifteen seconds, name for me

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<v Speaker 1>five Cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>Fruit loops, Kirco Pops, rice bubbles, my lad Cereal wheat picks.

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<v Speaker 2>That was five.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I can do. No Chris miss yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>that it. Wow, it's time to spare all right, give

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<v Speaker 1>me one since when.

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<v Speaker 7>At fifteen seconds I thought it was five and ten?

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<v Speaker 1>Famously I do fifteen seconds because my listeners are inept.

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<v Speaker 9>Do you wow in ten seconds? Name well five Australian

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<v Speaker 9>artists you've interviewed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, fucking guy, Sebastian Fell to Gudram, Natalie Bathingswayite,

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<v Speaker 1>Amy Shark and Ely I spoke to Elly last week.

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<v Speaker 7>There you go, easy, Wow, fifteen really is too long.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really too long. Now I'll give you a hard one.

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<v Speaker 2>Be sure that it's not the sound effect. Is fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>seconds long, including the at the end. No, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two seconds in late wow.

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<v Speaker 5>In fifteen seconds, name five countries in the European Unions.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Know France, Italy, Germany, Austria.

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<v Speaker 2>What oh Sam? Why the fuck would you dog me

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<v Speaker 2>like that? He just like gave me one that I

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<v Speaker 2>was lip reading and then I was like do it again,

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<v Speaker 2>and he just didn't move his mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, Poland, Poland. You give me a hard one

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<v Speaker 1>because I need a hard one.

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<v Speaker 7>That was okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Name five labor front benches.

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<v Speaker 1>Christina Kanneely, you.

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<v Speaker 7>Could say anything and I'd say.

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<v Speaker 1>A set any how bit easy.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't say when Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillar At

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<v Speaker 5>one point they were all front bench technically you.

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<v Speaker 7>Know that I don't know any of them, so you

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<v Speaker 7>could have said any name and go.

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<v Speaker 2>You nailed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Healthy hair old but Barnie and the Three Powerpuff Girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Angela Bishops, Mum, well give me another one, give me

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<v Speaker 2>another one, give me another one, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>In fifteen seconds, Name.

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<v Speaker 5>Five procedures you could get done at a dental surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>A deep clean, a root canal please, a feeling, A

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<v Speaker 2>calcium builds up removal. No, I've got a scroll.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, don't make them too fucking hard.

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<v Speaker 1>That was tough, Sam in fifteen seconds, five different types

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<v Speaker 1>and styles of haircuts.

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<v Speaker 9>Ah ah short, short, medium, medium length, medium, long length.

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<v Speaker 7>Straight, boy thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got it right.

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<v Speaker 9>Though you can't alter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still true.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have said, Pixie concave, Bob. There's so many

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<v Speaker 2>ones you could go into.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, guys, I better go here.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh is that right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to break it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's actually it suits me perfectly. What's happened now?

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<v Speaker 2>Looking at its phone again? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, tell me in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Put them on.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've got to run everyone.

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<v Speaker 7>I'd love to see you run.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to slowly walk.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. We hope this podcast made you feel

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<v Speaker 2>at least better today, that's all, so we do. It

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<v Speaker 2>certainly made me feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck. I love Kate and Sean. Yeah, Kate's an

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<v Speaker 1>absolute legend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, god lover.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we love you guys. We see you next week.

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