WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Ooh...Poo! 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:07.880 Melbourne, Christian Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:10.960 Let's Go Showtime. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:21.360 Yeah, I worried about you, mate, I thought so, but 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:23.600 it's still playing away somewhere in the back of my head. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:25.560 And mister and the guy. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:30.000 Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:31.000 of four point three. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.839 Hey, good morning everyone, Welcome to Friday Show God one 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.120 of four point three, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:38.720 Good Morning, Jack Post. 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:41.320 Good morning Christian O'Connell, And welcome back Patrina Jones. 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.640 Ah, too little, too late, Jack. Where have you been 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:44.400 for the past? 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:44.720 Oh? 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.120 I don't know week. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.240 What you've had? No sort of not how are you doing? 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.120 Not a single text? 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:55.160 He is the smiling, drink the eyes, stick a knife 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:56.360 in any of our backs, yep. 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:00.200 I did not want to disturb if summer let me 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.640 see if someone is seek they have the do not 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.800 disturb sign on their door. I don't want to be 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:09.760 inundating you with the blue light exposure from your phone. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:10.800 That's the last thing you. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:15.280 Need, Patsy, did you hear anything from me? Every day? 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.680 Christian was checking in on a regular basis, Jack about 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:19.720 every twenty minutes. 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.560 Having a bad back, and every time I picked up 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.440 that phone a vertebrae. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:28.840 Would cry heavy. Yes, he has been wincing pads every 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.000 time he like, every time he laughs or turns to 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:31.640 point to something. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.559 This morning there were less noises, but still getting because 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:39.960 I can't drive at the moment. 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:42.119 Brad's car. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:42.800 Uh. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.399 It takes about five minutes of noises getting in And the 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:47.760 worst one I dread is arriving at work because I 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:49.000 know the noises start again. 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.680 What's been up with you? Your poor thing? 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.960 That party round a mind last Saturday has wiped this 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:55.560 show out. 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.360 I would never be invited to anything as long as 0:01:58.400 --> 0:01:59.160 I live again. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.680 Well, you and Chris are an awesome party couple. Your 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.880 husband needs to be hired out as a party. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.320 He was in his element and it didn't take long. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.519 No Christian was saying, we've got to get Chris to 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.680 Frank the tank status by the end of the. 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:17.720 Night minutes about an hour and a half in, I 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:19.720 think just about sort of. And after two hours in 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.680 I went to that little sort of where the washing 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:24.760 machine is slash where the booze was kept, the utility 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.960 sort of room. Yeah, and where all the booze was, 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:31.840 and I saw your your husband Chris lurking around there. 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:32.639 Oh what was he? 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:36.239 And he goes Christian and you want to join us 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.440 in a zambuka like it was his bar, And I 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.840 was just coming to get the zambokas for everybody else. 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:45.000 Bottle very light, it's empty. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:48.720 Him and another one of my mates that he's obviously befriended, 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.040 my mate, Brett, who was dressed supposed to be Michael 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:54.640 Hutchins but did not look like anything like Michael Hutchins. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.880 But anyway, they polished off between them a bottle of zambuka. 0:02:58.720 --> 0:02:58.919 Yep. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:00.880 They are a dangerous pair, those two. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.000 So we cracked up in another bottle, and then my 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:04.960 wife found us. She was like, you need to come 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.480 and share it with everybody else, but your husband. Once 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.320 he's had that zambouka. 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:11.280 He's not good with the spirits. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.680 Never say I think he's awesome. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.520 He goes from zero to a million very quickly after 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:18.359 just one shot. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:22.360 He honestly made the laundry his home base. He set 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.680 up camp there and then as people floated by it, 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:26.640 he would pull them in, make them do shots, and 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.560 then let them go free into the party. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.760 Is he always like that? At a party. Yes, he's 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.760 he was awesome. You should hire him out. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:36.040 I'd like to hire him. 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:38.160 And if we party needs someone like Chris. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.400 There at one moment he took his jacket off to 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:43.640 really take the beer bong stuff, seriously, rolling up. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.280 The sleeves, pushing the glasses on the bridge of the night. 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.520 This is very serious business I'm now in charge of. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.320 And there was always that kid in every school year 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.640 that was confident and just attracted people. 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:55.680 Yes, Chris is that. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.600 And then he's had like an assistant, didn't they a 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.360 henchman and my mate Brett felt it was all of them. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:01.400 Chris but fell. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:05.000 Into line as his assistant for the How was his hangover? 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.360 Because he was in it. It was a bit emotional 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:08.560 time like I was at the. 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:09.080 End of the night. 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.960 Hey, he doesn't remember march on the way home. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.120 Of course, look keep that for after seven o'clock about what. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.480 But he's still suffering, you know, he's still a bit 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:19.600 sore and bruised. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.920 Yeah, I think everybody is the impact of the show 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:25.560 that party the weekend. Well, listen, welcome back, Pats. It's great. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:30.320 Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold One O four point three. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.200 Yesterday we had to go to a place that is 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:36.680 a paradise if you have kids or a couple of kids. 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:37.400 This place is good. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.560 If you meant to a cost co, yes, no, because 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.080 you have to have a special membership, don't you. Oh 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:44.719 you duck. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:46.080 It's quite easy to get hold of. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.599 Well, well, that makes it sound like you get it 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:49.480 on the black market. 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:51.680 No, no, no, no, very easy to get on they are, 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:56.560 they are. It's a mega warehouse of discount crazy. You 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:59.400 could get enough lou roll there at sort of dirt 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:01.320 cheap price is to see you through the rest of 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:01.719 your life. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.680 But why do you need so much bulk islands? 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:04.279 I'll tell you why. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:05.960 One if you've got a family, right and you got kids, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.680 it's great because you save a lot of money. You 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:09.560 can bolt buy stuff and shove it in your garage 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.280 or we brought a load of stuff yesterday shove it 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:11.840 in the freezer. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:17.120 Actually, there's no way a car is going in there anytime. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.000 It's not that how bad. It's like you know that 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:23.159 Hordes show. It's got a lot of stuff that we 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:24.760 just don't know what to do with it. Brought over 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.000 from pomy Land when we moved here and plus just 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.880 a load of Now all the leftover booze is now 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:30.920 there from the party. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.280 Oh yeah, he bought enough to start. You're going to 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:35.640 have hosted school at your house. 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:40.120 So the real reason we went to Costco yesterday was 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.320 because obviously we've got our party this weekend, another family 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.440 member party, as another young lady in my household turns 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.919 thirteen tomorrow, and so we want to get a load 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:53.479 of slacks and soft drinks for the count them. Think 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:56.559 of me tomorrow evening. Think of me Melbourne tomorrow evening. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:02.359 One hundred, one hundred thirteen and fourteen year old boys 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.880 and girls. The rssel that we've hired wrung me two 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:11.080 days ago and said, hey, listen, we're out. We please 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:14.080 say that, please please cancel. She said, hey, listen, just 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:15.960 you know, as you know, we really do need you 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.520 to keep an eye on everyone there. We had an 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:20.720 incident at a thirteen year old party two weeks ago. 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.000 One of the boys punched a hole in the wall. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:24.039 We can't have that. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.560 How do you wrangle one hundred kids even if you have. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.599 Yes, So this is really the same with all ourselves, 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:31.960 they said to us when we said, look, it might 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:34.320 be out to one hundred kids. It's a joint birthday party. 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:36.560 They said, you need to have an adult for every 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:39.479 ten kids. She can just to stop because kids could 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.680 get out of hand. Anything could happen, and you're in 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.720 charge of them, and you know it's your responsibility and 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.200 all that. So we have We've drafted in ten of 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.719 the parents whose kids are going and get to it tomorrow. However, 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.000 I know what some parents like. They're just buger off 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:53.400 outside and start having a couple of drinks. My wife 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.400 has told me, right, I'm not to drink. I am 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:59.000 and these are her words. To patrol the area. 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.400 Because your really you're the general of the other parents, 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.520 so you should be giving them the pep talk and 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.480 the g up about what has to happen on them. 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.279 Well, one of the other dads you met was Michael Hutchins. 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.800 You know, Chris is a henchman on Saturday, right Brett, 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:14.240 his daughter is low It was his best mate joint 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.080 both way. So it's me and him are the main 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.680 patrolling dads. And I'm serious, do you think this is 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.360 over the talk right? I'm seriously thinking that both of 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.560 us having like flashlights like tortures to shine into the 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.440 corners to stop anyone who's making out. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.320 Yeah, yeah, i'd have walkie talkies. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:32.560 I was going to say, it's a tiny oscar Oscar. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.400 We have an escapee in the northern corner. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.640 Big Beaver's on the move. May maybe a better the 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.080 coctain than that. Actually walky talk. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.920 I would know. Those thirteen year olds can. 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.840 Be like I have to say, I'm actually really nervous. 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.600 How raucous do you think it's You think it's just 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:49.000 going to be. 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.440 Well, they can overpower you, that's yeah, well enough of them. 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.360 You're stronger than one on one, but. 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.840 Ten on one can I can? 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.840 I can I defend myself against a rampaging more of 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:04.000 a thirteen all those hormones. Plus there's the room I've 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.600 told you about, this room at the side out the 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:07.400 back that lowest has said that no parents are allowed 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.040 to go into, which is basically the makeout room. 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.240 So how many kids are allowing there at once? I 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:14.000 don't know. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.040 We have to have a certain number at a time, 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:17.920 only like five at a time. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:21.000 You can't wall in there brides a NodD number who's watching? 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:29.440 That's the story my teenagers paired up. You know, you 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.240 know we used to do that teacher to go pair up, 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:34.199 and the teacher. 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:41.040 Would Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one of four 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:42.000 point three just now. 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.600 Then we were talking about general at school. Sometimes if 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.040 you were any teacher, when everybody pair up and you 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.440 weren't quick enough, you'd be you'd be the person left alone. 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.640 You'd have to pair up with the teacher. Then Jack 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:54.360 just drops this bed of But I didn't know this. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:57.120 You had ballroom dancing lessons at school. 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:59.160 At the end in primary school, at the end of 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.640 every year there would be a dance at the local 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:05.160 town hall and you would have to do weeks of 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:09.880 bourroom dance training is an Australian white thing. I guess 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:10.559 I thought. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.520 We did bush dancing. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:20.000 That sounds like someone else, Paul or something. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:25.440 You know, dosey dough about your partner. You go from Arkansas, 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:29.480 grew up in country Victoria though. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.000 Of course. Yeah, so you did push dancing. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.240 Jackie boy here obviously a city slicker and in boreroom 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.120 dancing and. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.720 It would happen where you had to So you had 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.160 to ask a partner to dance with you. And if 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.240 the class size was uneven and you were the kid 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.200 who didn't get a partner, you'd either have to dance 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:49.600 with the teacher or in dance with the invisible man. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.199 Just put your hand out to one side like it 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:58.080 teas out and mos around while danloor. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.640 And you would have been all legs and lanky. 0:09:59.720 --> 0:09:59.920 Jack. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:04.640 Oh, such a short kid. Oh my god. I doubled 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.839 in height in the last year of high school. I 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:11.080 had such a late onset puberty. It's not funny. And 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.120 I shot up. I doubled in height. Yeah, really I was. 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.960 I was always the shortest person on basketball team, volleyball team. Yeah. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:21.040 If this was an eighties teen movie, it's the last 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:22.800 day of the year, you suddenly. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:23.600 Doubled your height. 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:25.880 What the hell happened? And in fact the movie is 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.640 called What Happened to Jack? All Right, New headlines on 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.080 the Way, And then we got Bob back every Friday 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:32.120 wears his head out. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.680 The Christian old breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:36.200 point three. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:40.240 Where where. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:44.720 All right? 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:48.920 It's that time on Friday show every Friday. Be part 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.200 of the show. It's a listener. Bob. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.760 He has this condition where every morning he wakes up 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.960 he's got a brand new earworm, a song stuck in 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:56.360 his head. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.120 It gives you the clues. You got to work out 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:59.080 what the song is this morning? 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.640 Is next to little Bonus. We'll give you two hundred bucks. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.080 First person that guess is a song? 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.120 Right? Good to the bow Gownier state yarra valni. 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:09.440 Good morning, Bob, Good morning Christian. Did I hear you right? 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:10.920 I get two hundred dollars. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.400 Yeah, you can have the two hundred dollars Bob if 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:14.880 you want. You want to go to the bou Gownier 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.400 straight yarra vanni. Producers there looking face and going is 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:17.959 he serious? 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:19.760 No? 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.760 That's all good. Listen mate, Given the total habit that 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.640 ensued from your party, can I suggest that you tone 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:26.480 it down next year? 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.080 You're right, Dad, You're right. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.320 And late to the party for Jackie is it's far 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.080 far better to realize you don't want a taddoo before 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:36.679 you get it. 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.800 Yes, well that's what I realized is when I started 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.360 talking to my wife about how expensive laser is and 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.080 if laser removing it works, I was like, maybe I 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.079 just shouldn't get it cut. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.439 To look good decision and a stardy revocal. Or maybe 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.400 in a couple of years you might think, yeah, I 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:54.839 do want it and then you can get it there. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:58.560 That's right, So sage advice coming from you today. Thank 0:11:58.600 --> 0:11:59.079 you for it. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:03.240 I have nine tattoos, and I waited at least six 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.400 to eight months in between getting one and thought about 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:07.360 it very carefully. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.000 What kind of tattoos have you got, Bob? 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:09.880 Oh? 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.160 Well, a whole bunch of different ones. My favorite is 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:15.520 on my left arm, which is over a scar created 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:19.319 by a chainsaw. And it is the actual chainsaw tattoos 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.520 over the scar with the words still. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:26.600 Working, Bob. That is brilliant. 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.000 Do you know what next week on the show, let's 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.560 get callers. If you've got a scar, calling and tell 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:32.559 us how did you get the scar? 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.080 We do it? Called it scar Wars. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:36.840 Bob, you can kick it off, all right, Bobby boy? 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.280 Roster song in your head today? 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.800 Okay, Well, for the name of the scene, and this 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.040 is a song released in seventy five, but the clue 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:49.040 for the singer is totally earned and well the song 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:53.160 is this could happen if you had slippery sapey hands. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.360 The clues once more. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.840 Hello, Yes, we're here Monday to Friday six to ten, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:12:59.800 best off of the weekend. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.360 Yeah, the clues again. Please Bob. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.080 Okay. For the singer, he's totally earned. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.600 And for the. 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.880 Song, is could happen if you had soapy hands. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.800 Tough, tough, tough this morning, Bob. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.600 Well, I always think they are reasonably hard, but people 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:20.199 ring up and say no, it's too easy. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.400 You're quite right they do. We've got smart people listening, 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.400 all right, Boss, you right to stay there, Bob. 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:26.800 I'm writing here mate, going. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.880 Away, still working ninety four one four one four three. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.240 Give us a call if you think you know what 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:31.760 the song is. 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:35.560 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:36.040 point three. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.240 Time now to go back inside the mind of listener Bob, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:51.800 where every Friday we catch up with listener Bob. We 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.000 find out what is his current earworm in his head. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:55.520 He gives you the clues. You've got to work out 0:13:55.520 --> 0:14:00.240 what the song is, Tough one this morning, Bob. Welcome back, Hello, 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:02.559 Hello Bob. The clues again, please, sir. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:08.040 Okay for the singer, it's totally earned. And for the song, 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:11.200 this could happen if you had sapey hands. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.840 Now we're just established tell a surprise. We get a 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:15.800 surprise of Bob every week. He's a man of tattoos 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.959 as well. He's got ink he's an inked man, and 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.640 he told us about one where a chainsaw chewed up 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.680 his arm. Well, give us another example of one of 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:23.440 you other tattoos. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:30.400 I'm curious, Bob, um and the others are somewhat boring. 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:35.920 On my right leg I have the McFarland family crest, 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.360 which I also bought the two of my sons when 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.720 they turned ad. So three of us are wearing that 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.320 on our right carves. 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:44.320 Really your family crest. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:50.960 Yes, it's McFarland is my name, and our crest is 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:54.280 this ile defend holding a sword and point me during 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:55.360 the clown of Scotland. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:59.440 Ah, yes, McFarlane and a Celtic surname there, Bob. All right, Bob, 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.480 nice to know. All right, Uh, that's fine. Let's get 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:05.160 some song guesses now. Steve heard the clues from Bob Daniel. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:08.640 Good morning, morning, Good morning, Daniel, welcome to the show. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.520 What do you think the song is? In Bob's head? 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:16.080 Bon jovis scrippery when wet, that's a foot bold, I'm afraid. 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.480 And sport every week. Well, I'm nicely done, Bob. Tough luck, Daniel, 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:24.440 have a nice weekend. Let's go to Andrew, Good morning, morning. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:26.720 And happy Friday you with Bob. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:30.400 I go well, thanks Simon and go bug flip flight 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:31.960 and the way. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.880 Oh that's close, but the umpirus called it a double folse. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.960 Andrew, tough luck. Have a good weekend, mate, thanks for calling. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:41.960 Thank you. 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:46.640 Let's go to John. Good morning John, Good morning, Cusion, 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:47.640 Good morning John. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:54.560 I have you well John, meet Bob, Bob meet John John. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.520 Does it mean this John sound like Bob's long last brother? 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.840 Are you a McFarland, John, to this fair Isle. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:06.880 So we may be relatives? 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.840 Alrighty, what's your last name McKinnon? 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:15.800 McKinnon, Well, we're both from the same part of the 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.760 world traditionally anyway. I mean, I'm a hoy And and 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:22.120 I'm half German, so you know my mcfarl my McFarland. 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:23.600 Heritage is just in the name more. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:27.920 Than anything when they ask about the ex my fault 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:31.440 this one? All right? Then back to the radio show 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.560 and John, what's the song? Guess? 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:38.000 Well, I think totally is maximum, which can be shortened 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:41.640 to max when something is earned, that's merited, So that 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.120 is the max merit. And if you've got to say 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:48.640 behns something can be slipping away that my. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:51.520 Friend is a two hundred and twenty seven kilometer ace. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:57.160 Well done. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:16:59.880 Never heard of this song? 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:02.600 You haven't heard of this song? 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:04.840 No promise you, Bob, never heard this song? 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.119 Well let me let me urge you. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:07.679 To listen to him. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:09.200 It's that brilliant ballad. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:14.080 Would you you? Slipping away? Does sound nice? So the 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.280 kind of Harry Nilson kind of quality to it? 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:21.119 Okay. Max Merritt is in New Zealander, born in Christchurch 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:26.040 and he hit the stage big over here in Australia. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:27.919 Maybe you didn't get it in England. I don't know, 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:30.960 but it was a big song when it came out. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.280 Gotcha all right? Well done Johnny? 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.040 Why you got the two hundred dollars to spend at 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:36.960 the bow Gowney Estate, Yarraw Valley? 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:37.520 Well done? 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:39.640 Thank you very much, Christian, Thank you. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.280 Very much, son of Bob. Bob would catch up next Friday, 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:43.399 my friend, have a good weekend. 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.679 I will, and thanks again mate, Bye bye. 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:46.080 Bye, my friend. 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:49.920 McFarland The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:50.840 four point three. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:54.159 So I just asked who likes to drink milk? Christian 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:57.119 My brother is forty two. He's drunk a full pint 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:00.199 of full fat milk every night before bed since as 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:03.719 long as I remember. He's six foot four seventeen stone. 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:07.680 He loves his milk. Christian, I love milk. It's my job. 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:12.399 This comes from Jackie Ramsey. I'm a sensory panelist for 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:16.280