Speaker 1: Melbourne, Christian Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I worried about you, mate, I thought so, but
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one
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Speaker 5: Hey, good morning everyone, Welcome to Friday Show God one
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Speaker 2: Good Morning, Jack Post.
Speaker 3: Good morning Christian O'Connell, And welcome back Patrina Jones.
Speaker 4: Ah, too little, too late, Jack. Where have you been
Speaker 4: for the past?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't know week.
Speaker 2: What you've had? No sort of not how are you doing?
Speaker 4: Not a single text?
Speaker 5: He is the smiling, drink the eyes, stick a knife
Speaker 5: in any of our backs, yep.
Speaker 3: I did not want to disturb if summer let me
Speaker 3: see if someone is seek they have the do not
Speaker 3: disturb sign on their door. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: inundating you with the blue light exposure from your phone.
Speaker 3: That's the last thing you.
Speaker 2: Need, Patsy, did you hear anything from me? Every day?
Speaker 7: Christian was checking in on a regular basis, Jack about
Speaker 7: every twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Having a bad back, and every time I picked up
Speaker 5: that phone a vertebrae.
Speaker 3: Would cry heavy. Yes, he has been wincing pads every
Speaker 3: time he like, every time he laughs or turns to
Speaker 3: point to something.
Speaker 5: This morning there were less noises, but still getting because
Speaker 5: I can't drive at the moment.
Speaker 2: Brad's car.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: It takes about five minutes of noises getting in And the
Speaker 5: worst one I dread is arriving at work because I
Speaker 5: know the noises start again.
Speaker 2: What's been up with you? Your poor thing?
Speaker 5: That party round a mind last Saturday has wiped this
Speaker 5: show out.
Speaker 4: I would never be invited to anything as long as
Speaker 4: I live again.
Speaker 5: Well, you and Chris are an awesome party couple. Your
Speaker 5: husband needs to be hired out as a party.
Speaker 3: He was in his element and it didn't take long.
Speaker 3: No Christian was saying, we've got to get Chris to
Speaker 3: Frank the tank status by the end of the.
Speaker 5: Night minutes about an hour and a half in, I
Speaker 5: think just about sort of. And after two hours in
Speaker 5: I went to that little sort of where the washing
Speaker 5: machine is slash where the booze was kept, the utility
Speaker 5: sort of room. Yeah, and where all the booze was,
Speaker 5: and I saw your your husband Chris lurking around there.
Speaker 2: Oh what was he?
Speaker 5: And he goes Christian and you want to join us
Speaker 5: in a zambuka like it was his bar, And I
Speaker 5: was just coming to get the zambokas for everybody else.
Speaker 2: Bottle very light, it's empty.
Speaker 5: Him and another one of my mates that he's obviously befriended,
Speaker 5: my mate, Brett, who was dressed supposed to be Michael
Speaker 5: Hutchins but did not look like anything like Michael Hutchins.
Speaker 5: But anyway, they polished off between them a bottle of zambuka.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: They are a dangerous pair, those two.
Speaker 5: So we cracked up in another bottle, and then my
Speaker 5: wife found us. She was like, you need to come
Speaker 5: and share it with everybody else, but your husband. Once
Speaker 5: he's had that zambouka.
Speaker 4: He's not good with the spirits.
Speaker 2: Never say I think he's awesome.
Speaker 7: He goes from zero to a million very quickly after
Speaker 7: just one shot.
Speaker 3: He honestly made the laundry his home base. He set
Speaker 3: up camp there and then as people floated by it,
Speaker 3: he would pull them in, make them do shots, and
Speaker 3: then let them go free into the party.
Speaker 2: Is he always like that? At a party. Yes, he's
Speaker 2: he was awesome. You should hire him out.
Speaker 4: I'd like to hire him.
Speaker 2: And if we party needs someone like Chris.
Speaker 5: There at one moment he took his jacket off to
Speaker 5: really take the beer bong stuff, seriously, rolling up.
Speaker 3: The sleeves, pushing the glasses on the bridge of the night.
Speaker 5: This is very serious business I'm now in charge of.
Speaker 5: And there was always that kid in every school year
Speaker 5: that was confident and just attracted people.
Speaker 2: Yes, Chris is that.
Speaker 5: And then he's had like an assistant, didn't they a
Speaker 5: henchman and my mate Brett felt it was all of them.
Speaker 2: Chris but fell.
Speaker 5: Into line as his assistant for the How was his hangover?
Speaker 5: Because he was in it. It was a bit emotional
Speaker 5: time like I was at the.
Speaker 2: End of the night.
Speaker 4: Hey, he doesn't remember march on the way home.
Speaker 2: Of course, look keep that for after seven o'clock about what.
Speaker 4: But he's still suffering, you know, he's still a bit
Speaker 4: sore and bruised.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everybody is the impact of the show
Speaker 2: that party the weekend. Well, listen, welcome back, Pats. It's great.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold One O four point three.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we had to go to a place that is
Speaker 5: a paradise if you have kids or a couple of kids.
Speaker 2: This place is good.
Speaker 3: If you meant to a cost co, yes, no, because
Speaker 3: you have to have a special membership, don't you. Oh
Speaker 3: you duck.
Speaker 2: It's quite easy to get hold of.
Speaker 3: Well, well, that makes it sound like you get it
Speaker 3: on the black market.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, very easy to get on they are,
Speaker 5: they are. It's a mega warehouse of discount crazy. You
Speaker 5: could get enough lou roll there at sort of dirt
Speaker 5: cheap price is to see you through the rest of
Speaker 5: your life.
Speaker 3: But why do you need so much bulk islands?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why.
Speaker 5: One if you've got a family, right and you got kids,
Speaker 5: it's great because you save a lot of money. You
Speaker 5: can bolt buy stuff and shove it in your garage
Speaker 5: or we brought a load of stuff yesterday shove it
Speaker 5: in the freezer.
Speaker 3: Actually, there's no way a car is going in there anytime.
Speaker 5: It's not that how bad. It's like you know that
Speaker 5: Hordes show. It's got a lot of stuff that we
Speaker 5: just don't know what to do with it. Brought over
Speaker 5: from pomy Land when we moved here and plus just
Speaker 5: a load of Now all the leftover booze is now
Speaker 5: there from the party.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he bought enough to start. You're going to
Speaker 3: have hosted school at your house.
Speaker 5: So the real reason we went to Costco yesterday was
Speaker 5: because obviously we've got our party this weekend, another family
Speaker 5: member party, as another young lady in my household turns
Speaker 5: thirteen tomorrow, and so we want to get a load
Speaker 5: of slacks and soft drinks for the count them. Think
Speaker 5: of me tomorrow evening. Think of me Melbourne tomorrow evening.
Speaker 5: One hundred, one hundred thirteen and fourteen year old boys
Speaker 5: and girls. The rssel that we've hired wrung me two
Speaker 5: days ago and said, hey, listen, we're out. We please
Speaker 5: say that, please please cancel. She said, hey, listen, just
Speaker 5: you know, as you know, we really do need you
Speaker 5: to keep an eye on everyone there. We had an
Speaker 5: incident at a thirteen year old party two weeks ago.
Speaker 5: One of the boys punched a hole in the wall.
Speaker 5: We can't have that.
Speaker 3: How do you wrangle one hundred kids even if you have.
Speaker 5: Yes, So this is really the same with all ourselves,
Speaker 5: they said to us when we said, look, it might
Speaker 5: be out to one hundred kids. It's a joint birthday party.
Speaker 5: They said, you need to have an adult for every
Speaker 5: ten kids. She can just to stop because kids could
Speaker 5: get out of hand. Anything could happen, and you're in
Speaker 5: charge of them, and you know it's your responsibility and
Speaker 5: all that. So we have We've drafted in ten of
Speaker 5: the parents whose kids are going and get to it tomorrow. However,
Speaker 5: I know what some parents like. They're just buger off
Speaker 5: outside and start having a couple of drinks. My wife
Speaker 5: has told me, right, I'm not to drink. I am
Speaker 5: and these are her words. To patrol the area.
Speaker 3: Because your really you're the general of the other parents,
Speaker 3: so you should be giving them the pep talk and
Speaker 3: the g up about what has to happen on them.
Speaker 2: Well, one of the other dads you met was Michael Hutchins.
Speaker 5: You know, Chris is a henchman on Saturday, right Brett,
Speaker 5: his daughter is low It was his best mate joint
Speaker 5: both way. So it's me and him are the main
Speaker 5: patrolling dads. And I'm serious, do you think this is
Speaker 5: over the talk right? I'm seriously thinking that both of
Speaker 5: us having like flashlights like tortures to shine into the
Speaker 5: corners to stop anyone who's making out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, i'd have walkie talkies.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, it's a tiny oscar Oscar.
Speaker 4: We have an escapee in the northern corner.
Speaker 2: Big Beaver's on the move. May maybe a better the
Speaker 2: coctain than that. Actually walky talk.
Speaker 4: I would know. Those thirteen year olds can.
Speaker 2: Be like I have to say, I'm actually really nervous.
Speaker 2: How raucous do you think it's You think it's just
Speaker 2: going to be.
Speaker 3: Well, they can overpower you, that's yeah, well enough of them.
Speaker 3: You're stronger than one on one, but.
Speaker 2: Ten on one can I can?
Speaker 5: I can I defend myself against a rampaging more of
Speaker 5: a thirteen all those hormones. Plus there's the room I've
Speaker 5: told you about, this room at the side out the
Speaker 5: back that lowest has said that no parents are allowed
Speaker 5: to go into, which is basically the makeout room.
Speaker 3: So how many kids are allowing there at once? I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 7: We have to have a certain number at a time,
Speaker 7: only like five at a time.
Speaker 2: You can't wall in there brides a NodD number who's watching?
Speaker 5: That's the story my teenagers paired up. You know, you
Speaker 5: know we used to do that teacher to go pair up,
Speaker 5: and the teacher.
Speaker 1: Would Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one of four
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Speaker 5: Then we were talking about general at school. Sometimes if
Speaker 5: you were any teacher, when everybody pair up and you
Speaker 5: weren't quick enough, you'd be you'd be the person left alone.
Speaker 5: You'd have to pair up with the teacher. Then Jack
Speaker 5: just drops this bed of But I didn't know this.
Speaker 5: You had ballroom dancing lessons at school.
Speaker 3: At the end in primary school, at the end of
Speaker 3: every year there would be a dance at the local
Speaker 3: town hall and you would have to do weeks of
Speaker 3: bourroom dance training is an Australian white thing. I guess
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 4: We did bush dancing.
Speaker 2: That sounds like someone else, Paul or something.
Speaker 4: You know, dosey dough about your partner. You go from Arkansas,
Speaker 4: grew up in country Victoria though.
Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah, so you did push dancing.
Speaker 5: Jackie boy here obviously a city slicker and in boreroom
Speaker 5: dancing and.
Speaker 3: It would happen where you had to So you had
Speaker 3: to ask a partner to dance with you. And if
Speaker 3: the class size was uneven and you were the kid
Speaker 3: who didn't get a partner, you'd either have to dance
Speaker 3: with the teacher or in dance with the invisible man.
Speaker 3: Just put your hand out to one side like it
Speaker 3: teas out and mos around while danloor.
Speaker 4: And you would have been all legs and lanky.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 3: Oh, such a short kid. Oh my god. I doubled
Speaker 3: in height in the last year of high school. I
Speaker 3: had such a late onset puberty. It's not funny. And
Speaker 3: I shot up. I doubled in height. Yeah, really I was.
Speaker 3: I was always the shortest person on basketball team, volleyball team. Yeah.
Speaker 5: If this was an eighties teen movie, it's the last
Speaker 5: day of the year, you suddenly.
Speaker 2: Doubled your height.
Speaker 5: What the hell happened? And in fact the movie is
Speaker 5: called What Happened to Jack? All Right, New headlines on
Speaker 5: the Way, And then we got Bob back every Friday
Speaker 5: wears his head out.
Speaker 1: The Christian old breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Where where.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: It's that time on Friday show every Friday. Be part
Speaker 2: of the show. It's a listener. Bob.
Speaker 5: He has this condition where every morning he wakes up
Speaker 5: he's got a brand new earworm, a song stuck in
Speaker 5: his head.
Speaker 2: It gives you the clues. You got to work out
Speaker 2: what the song is this morning?
Speaker 5: Is next to little Bonus. We'll give you two hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: First person that guess is a song?
Speaker 2: Right? Good to the bow Gownier state yarra valni.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Bob, Good morning Christian. Did I hear you right?
Speaker 9: I get two hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can have the two hundred dollars Bob if
Speaker 5: you want. You want to go to the bou Gownier
Speaker 5: straight yarra vanni. Producers there looking face and going is
Speaker 5: he serious?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 9: That's all good. Listen mate, Given the total habit that
Speaker 9: ensued from your party, can I suggest that you tone
Speaker 9: it down next year?
Speaker 2: You're right, Dad, You're right.
Speaker 9: And late to the party for Jackie is it's far
Speaker 9: far better to realize you don't want a taddoo before
Speaker 9: you get it.
Speaker 3: Yes, well that's what I realized is when I started
Speaker 3: talking to my wife about how expensive laser is and
Speaker 3: if laser removing it works, I was like, maybe I
Speaker 3: just shouldn't get it cut.
Speaker 9: To look good decision and a stardy revocal. Or maybe
Speaker 9: in a couple of years you might think, yeah, I
Speaker 9: do want it and then you can get it there.
Speaker 2: That's right, So sage advice coming from you today. Thank
Speaker 2: you for it.
Speaker 9: I have nine tattoos, and I waited at least six
Speaker 9: to eight months in between getting one and thought about
Speaker 9: it very carefully.
Speaker 2: What kind of tattoos have you got, Bob?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, a whole bunch of different ones. My favorite is
Speaker 9: on my left arm, which is over a scar created
Speaker 9: by a chainsaw. And it is the actual chainsaw tattoos
Speaker 9: over the scar with the words still.
Speaker 2: Working, Bob. That is brilliant.
Speaker 5: Do you know what next week on the show, let's
Speaker 5: get callers. If you've got a scar, calling and tell
Speaker 5: us how did you get the scar?
Speaker 2: We do it? Called it scar Wars.
Speaker 5: Bob, you can kick it off, all right, Bobby boy?
Speaker 5: Roster song in your head today?
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, for the name of the scene, and this
Speaker 9: is a song released in seventy five, but the clue
Speaker 9: for the singer is totally earned and well the song
Speaker 9: is this could happen if you had slippery sapey hands.
Speaker 2: The clues once more.
Speaker 5: Hello, Yes, we're here Monday to Friday six to ten,
Speaker 5: best off of the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the clues again. Please Bob.
Speaker 9: Okay. For the singer, he's totally earned.
Speaker 8: And for the.
Speaker 9: Song, is could happen if you had soapy hands.
Speaker 2: Tough, tough, tough this morning, Bob.
Speaker 9: Well, I always think they are reasonably hard, but people
Speaker 9: ring up and say no, it's too easy.
Speaker 2: You're quite right they do. We've got smart people listening,
Speaker 2: all right, Boss, you right to stay there, Bob.
Speaker 9: I'm writing here mate, going.
Speaker 5: Away, still working ninety four one four one four three.
Speaker 5: Give us a call if you think you know what
Speaker 5: the song is.
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Speaker 5: Time now to go back inside the mind of listener Bob,
Speaker 5: where every Friday we catch up with listener Bob. We
Speaker 5: find out what is his current earworm in his head.
Speaker 5: He gives you the clues. You've got to work out
Speaker 5: what the song is, Tough one this morning, Bob. Welcome back, Hello,
Speaker 5: Hello Bob. The clues again, please, sir.
Speaker 9: Okay for the singer, it's totally earned. And for the song,
Speaker 9: this could happen if you had sapey hands.
Speaker 5: Now we're just established tell a surprise. We get a
Speaker 5: surprise of Bob every week. He's a man of tattoos
Speaker 5: as well. He's got ink he's an inked man, and
Speaker 5: he told us about one where a chainsaw chewed up
Speaker 5: his arm. Well, give us another example of one of
Speaker 5: you other tattoos.
Speaker 1: I'm curious, Bob, um and the others are somewhat boring.
Speaker 9: On my right leg I have the McFarland family crest,
Speaker 9: which I also bought the two of my sons when
Speaker 9: they turned ad. So three of us are wearing that
Speaker 9: on our right carves.
Speaker 2: Really your family crest.
Speaker 9: Yes, it's McFarland is my name, and our crest is
Speaker 9: this ile defend holding a sword and point me during
Speaker 9: the clown of Scotland.
Speaker 5: Ah, yes, McFarlane and a Celtic surname there, Bob. All right, Bob,
Speaker 5: nice to know. All right, Uh, that's fine. Let's get
Speaker 5: some song guesses now. Steve heard the clues from Bob Daniel.
Speaker 5: Good morning, morning, Good morning, Daniel, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: What do you think the song is? In Bob's head?
Speaker 9: Bon jovis scrippery when wet, that's a foot bold, I'm afraid.
Speaker 5: And sport every week. Well, I'm nicely done, Bob. Tough luck, Daniel,
Speaker 5: have a nice weekend. Let's go to Andrew, Good morning, morning.
Speaker 2: And happy Friday you with Bob.
Speaker 12: I go well, thanks Simon and go bug flip flight
Speaker 12: and the way.
Speaker 9: Oh that's close, but the umpirus called it a double folse.
Speaker 2: Andrew, tough luck. Have a good weekend, mate, thanks for calling.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's go to John. Good morning John, Good morning, Cusion,
Speaker 2: Good morning John.
Speaker 5: I have you well John, meet Bob, Bob meet John John.
Speaker 2: Does it mean this John sound like Bob's long last brother?
Speaker 3: Are you a McFarland, John, to this fair Isle.
Speaker 13: So we may be relatives?
Speaker 8: Alrighty, what's your last name McKinnon?
Speaker 9: McKinnon, Well, we're both from the same part of the
Speaker 9: world traditionally anyway. I mean, I'm a hoy And and
Speaker 9: I'm half German, so you know my mcfarl my McFarland.
Speaker 9: Heritage is just in the name more.
Speaker 2: Than anything when they ask about the ex my fault
Speaker 2: this one? All right? Then back to the radio show
Speaker 2: and John, what's the song? Guess?
Speaker 13: Well, I think totally is maximum, which can be shortened
Speaker 13: to max when something is earned, that's merited, So that
Speaker 13: is the max merit. And if you've got to say
Speaker 13: behns something can be slipping away that my.
Speaker 9: Friend is a two hundred and twenty seven kilometer ace.
Speaker 8: Well done.
Speaker 2: Never heard of this song?
Speaker 9: You haven't heard of this song?
Speaker 2: No promise you, Bob, never heard this song?
Speaker 10: Well let me let me urge you.
Speaker 14: To listen to him.
Speaker 9: It's that brilliant ballad.
Speaker 2: Would you you? Slipping away? Does sound nice? So the
Speaker 2: kind of Harry Nilson kind of quality to it?
Speaker 9: Okay. Max Merritt is in New Zealander, born in Christchurch
Speaker 9: and he hit the stage big over here in Australia.
Speaker 9: Maybe you didn't get it in England. I don't know,
Speaker 9: but it was a big song when it came out.
Speaker 2: Gotcha all right? Well done Johnny?
Speaker 5: Why you got the two hundred dollars to spend at
Speaker 5: the bow Gowney Estate, Yarraw Valley?
Speaker 2: Well done?
Speaker 13: Thank you very much, Christian, Thank you.
Speaker 5: Very much, son of Bob. Bob would catch up next Friday,
Speaker 5: my friend, have a good weekend.
Speaker 9: I will, and thanks again mate, Bye bye.
Speaker 2: Bye, my friend.
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Speaker 5: So I just asked who likes to drink milk? Christian
Speaker 5: My brother is forty two. He's drunk a full pint
Speaker 5: of full fat milk every night before bed since as
Speaker 5: long as I remember. He's six foot four seventeen stone.
Speaker 5: He loves his milk. Christian, I love milk. It's my job.
Speaker 5: This comes from Jackie Ramsey. I'm a sensory panelist for
Speaker 5: a big dairy company here in Melbourne. Mostly every day
Speaker 5: we taste flavored milks, yogurt and desserts, but plain milk
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 2: Do you know what is great chocolate milk?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The best milkshake? Can we agree? Is chocolate milk shake?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Definitely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, always hands down?
Speaker 5: All right, Dan Christian, my fiance loves drinking chocolate milk.
Speaker 5: Me too, morning folks, water is my drink of choice,
Speaker 5: but I really love a good chocolate milkshake.
Speaker 2: That's Vicki Christian.
Speaker 5: When I wake up, I crave milk like other people
Speaker 5: crave coffee.
Speaker 2: That's some Justine and box Hill. Who is craving milk
Speaker 2: in the morning?
Speaker 5: Justine Christian, I can't call him, but I drink full
Speaker 5: cream milk. Maybe it's a Dutch thing. You're right, Jack
Speaker 5: has Dutch blood in him.
Speaker 2: Let's go to a.
Speaker 5: Christian on the line, come on him morning, I'm good,
Speaker 5: welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: So you like drinking milk?
Speaker 11: They might.
Speaker 2: You should do the advert with Jackie Boy. Here you
Speaker 2: two milk brothers.
Speaker 11: Oh good, good? Yeah sure?
Speaker 2: And so is there a Facebook group I hear that
Speaker 2: you're a member of.
Speaker 11: There is.
Speaker 6: It's called Blokes and Their Milks?
Speaker 11: Literally a Facebook group dedicated to people who love milk.
Speaker 5: Do you know we should next week we should talk
Speaker 5: about what Facebook groups are you a member of. I'm
Speaker 5: a member of the Melbourne German Shepherd Dog Facebook group
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 6: But what's it called blokes and their Milk?
Speaker 5: And I'm guessing it's just what photos of blokes enjoying
Speaker 5: milk are talking.
Speaker 11: About milk, It's mainly videos of people sculling milk.
Speaker 2: Jack You've got to do on this week again?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't usually skull I drink at a normal pace,
Speaker 3: but I guess for the Facebook page, I can make
Speaker 3: an effort, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Christian, thank you very much for telling us about that.
Speaker 5: How a good weekend that you too, Sean, good morning morning, Yeah,
Speaker 5: good Friday, I have you well, hope you had a
Speaker 5: good week. Shawny boy.
Speaker 2: You know the milk lover.
Speaker 8: Yeah, would drink two letters a day, great drink on earth.
Speaker 4: And wow, yep, that.
Speaker 2: Is so much milk. I mean, have you got others.
Speaker 8: For four boys? So we drink about six letters for twas.
Speaker 8: But yeah, and all four grade, none of these other rubbish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be full.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Full creams are best.
Speaker 5: Yeah, full cream is the only one I have Nowadays
Speaker 5: you go and ask for milk in your coffee or
Speaker 5: for me child, when they say when I say I
Speaker 5: want full cream up, they look at you like you're
Speaker 5: some kind of savage, don't they.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I'm a rare brand. Still drinking full
Speaker 8: cream at fifty one and still drinking two laters. And
Speaker 8: when the boys are in bed, nothing better than drinking
Speaker 8: straight from the bottle.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 5: And you must get those big o the two sort
Speaker 5: of four liters, real big sort of one.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the big three leaders here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would never have to check the expiration date
Speaker 3: when you go to the smart because you know it's
Speaker 3: going to be cleaned off by the end.
Speaker 8: Of the Night's exactly right. Just the wife just constantly
Speaker 8: going back and forwards.
Speaker 4: Boy Moore, doing your bit for the farmer.
Speaker 2: You need a couple of cows out in the garden,
Speaker 2: straight from the street, from the tap, we're out of door.
Speaker 8: And so.
Speaker 2: All right, Sean, thank you very much. You cool. You
Speaker 2: have a great weekend, have a great day, guys. All right, first, finally,
Speaker 2: get one more in, Freddy Freddy. All right, Hey, Freddy,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Jody.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Hi, are you going?
Speaker 15: It's Jody's not.
Speaker 5: You would have got through to our old elderly producer.
Speaker 5: Sorry about that, Jody. Welcome to the show at all.
Speaker 5: Freddy's as well, but Jody's.
Speaker 2: Online right now. So you're a milk lover.
Speaker 15: My husband is. He drinks milk all the time. But
Speaker 15: when he hung over, smashes like three leaders.
Speaker 3: No wait, I would draw.
Speaker 15: A didn't give anything work.
Speaker 2: Make me gang right now, I'd be sick immediate. It
Speaker 2: would come straight back up.
Speaker 4: That's just playing milk.
Speaker 15: Yeah, just normal playing milk.
Speaker 10: A great.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to go now, Jad Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You can have a good weekend.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Do you forget me? Don't you forget about me? Now?
Speaker 5: So far this week Jack and myself have laid down.
Speaker 5: It's been some powerful acting.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And that was the term of Patsy And we've
Speaker 5: heard this pats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Oh did you not hear our ones?
Speaker 4: Well, no, I was in my deathbed.
Speaker 2: Not that you know you should have because what we
Speaker 2: did is we mated. Oh what you're doing here is
Speaker 2: what you just heard at seven thirty. So it's a
Speaker 2: great read, but it's a little bit on the old
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Speaker 4: Oh well, splinters can have it all anyway.
Speaker 8: Action.
Speaker 4: Do you remember me?
Speaker 16: Maybe you remember me from the nineteen ninety two comedy
Speaker 16: musical with a very flimsy comedy premise where.
Speaker 4: I was placed into witness protection in a nuns convent.
Speaker 4: Comedy did not ensue.
Speaker 7: It also spawned an unnecessary sequel. I don't want to
Speaker 7: say that work dried up in the two thousands, but
Speaker 7: I did take some voice acting work in the rug
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Speaker 4: Please remember Me?
Speaker 2: Well done?
Speaker 5: Pass is actually very very good. Okay, give us a
Speaker 5: call now the light I forgot?
Speaker 2: You can see that camera, can't you?
Speaker 4: Yes, very clearly?
Speaker 2: Na one four?
Speaker 1: What now?
Speaker 5: I meant we've only got one set of two? Yeah,
Speaker 5: right nine four one four one four three. Give us
Speaker 5: a call if you've got any idea who Patsy was
Speaker 5: apart from a terrible actress nine four one four one
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Speaker 16: Maybe you remember me from the nineteen ninety two comedy
Speaker 16: musical with a very flimsy comedy premise.
Speaker 4: Where I was placed into witness protection in a nuns convent.
Speaker 4: Comedy did not ensue. It also spawned an unnecessary sequel.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say that.
Speaker 7: Work dried up in the two thousands, and I did
Speaker 7: take some voice acting work in the rug Rats movie.
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Speaker 5: So like I just said that in England, England they're
Speaker 5: just banned in the playground tag which is just chase it.
Speaker 2: They bandit the only one games with soft hands, gentle touch,
Speaker 2: just don't any rough games that we all grew up
Speaker 2: with those essentially they're balled down to can we say violence?
Speaker 2: What do you say is that the right winning run?
Speaker 3: Tumble running tumble?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know they're intense, the kind of natural energy
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 3: As kids, but with every year level that you advanced,
Speaker 3: they would get more and more more dangerous.
Speaker 5: Yes, and they're fore more enjoyable. And also all people
Speaker 5: were willing participants. Yes, yeah, yeah, they were the ones
Speaker 5: we played. It was don't want actually picked on or
Speaker 5: anything like that. So it's not about that, but it's
Speaker 5: about the playground games we used to love. I used
Speaker 5: to just literally couldn't wait for break.
Speaker 2: Could you? Oh you got that old slow.
Speaker 5: Moving clock on the wall thinking please? He was staring
Speaker 5: out the window praying to be released out there.
Speaker 3: And did you you had school uniform? Did you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: What do you think we didn't even well, I mean
Speaker 3: some people have some gentlemen, yes, casual clothes.
Speaker 2: Dirt rose, it's some hot or something of the corner.
Speaker 3: But we would come in from that lunchtime break sweaty,
Speaker 3: dirty man, like, no way, should you just be the
Speaker 3: state of.
Speaker 5: Your school shoes. You start a new school year with
Speaker 5: brand new school shoes. By the end of the week,
Speaker 5: the toes week, the toes would all be scuffed up
Speaker 5: and then your knees would start to go through in
Speaker 5: your your school trousers as well. So what was the
Speaker 5: school game used to play jack?
Speaker 3: It was called Redemption. Well, this is my favorite of
Speaker 3: my memories. Redemption was two ball knockout. In basketball, the
Speaker 3: loser would have to line up against a wall and
Speaker 3: the everybody who didn't lose would get a chance to
Speaker 3: throw the ball at the person.
Speaker 2: That's intense.
Speaker 3: The redemption part was they had one more free throw
Speaker 3: they could take. If they got that in, they didn't
Speaker 3: have to sit the punishment if they missed. We all
Speaker 3: jumping with glee because we get to throw the ball
Speaker 3: at them.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 5: I think the NBA should start to use this into
Speaker 5: the end of major games. One amazing thing we'd see
Speaker 5: some of those players work a little bit harder. They
Speaker 5: thought that the end of a game they were going
Speaker 5: to get that part.
Speaker 2: See what did you play well?
Speaker 7: I used to sit out because you know, I was
Speaker 7: polite and petite, but we had British Bulldog.
Speaker 5: When was that obviously a long time ago, you were
Speaker 5: really you would sit out running through the corridors, crushing
Speaker 5: some junior into a school and the teachers are getting
Speaker 5: out the way.
Speaker 2: It's just you know, striding down a corridor. Fist no.
Speaker 7: And we used to play it on the cricket pitch
Speaker 7: at our Bush Primary School and then it got banned
Speaker 7: because one of the kids broke their arm. I think
Speaker 7: it was a bit rough because the boys we're getting
Speaker 7: a little bit rough.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, give us a kill this morning. Then
Speaker 5: what were the games used to play at school? Nine
Speaker 5: one four.
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Speaker 5: Four point three talking about the playground games used to
Speaker 5: play at school this morning nine four one four one
Speaker 5: o four three. If you want to jump on the
Speaker 5: phone and join us, come on to Debbie Haynesworth hern
Speaker 5: Our schoolmates used to play a game called Ooh pooh,
Speaker 5: great name.
Speaker 2: Awesome name? Can we guess the game?
Speaker 5: Anyone and he guesses ew pooh, good morning question.
Speaker 2: It was a game like tiggy.
Speaker 5: Growing up in a very blue collar industrial area, most
Speaker 5: of us attended the local public schools where stray dogs
Speaker 5: came and went by the way. Wasn't that an exciting day?
Speaker 5: During the day If a stray dog just came at
Speaker 5: a playground, ran around school teacher dog dog in school,
Speaker 5: teachers had to go and recapture it, didn't it. Therefore,
Speaker 5: there was an endless supply of dog poo. So after
Speaker 5: school and during the break, the person who was it
Speaker 5: would run around with a stick with a huge clump
Speaker 5: of dark dog poo on the end, and you chase
Speaker 5: all your mate and you touched them with the.
Speaker 2: Poo, hence the name. OOO. It stunk, and we all
Speaker 2: grew up being very good runners.
Speaker 5: See this is good. Need to get these games. They
Speaker 5: raised us. Debbie Haynesworth. That's a great email. Good morning,
Speaker 5: Jim Cormack. Rumble to school involved an oval. The senior
Speaker 5: class and junior kids on the oval lined up.
Speaker 2: Listen to this.
Speaker 5: Seniors lined up at one end of the oval. Life
Speaker 5: was always great at school as a senior, tough at
Speaker 5: times as a junior. Seniors lined up at one end
Speaker 5: of the oval and ran in a line to the
Speaker 5: other end, shouting rumble with any kid in the way
Speaker 5: bowled over until the oval was cleard, so only seniors
Speaker 5: were left standing on the.
Speaker 2: Great fun if you're a senior.
Speaker 5: And also we sometimes we'd get together on the spur
Speaker 5: of the moment, so juniors didn't realize until the cry
Speaker 5: of rumble was made. Good times to gym, then, Christian,
Speaker 5: this comes from who's this? This is Jacqueline, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 5: The flip was done on the monkey bars. You hung
Speaker 5: upside down by your legs and swung until you got
Speaker 5: enough momentum to swing off and flip to the ground, gracefully,
Speaker 5: landing on your feet or sometimes face, knees or stomach.
Speaker 5: We became masters of the flip until one day Tammy,
Speaker 5: this time to dismount, landing awkwardly in her arm, which
Speaker 5: of course broke. This result in the flipp being banned
Speaker 5: in our primary school for the rest of time onwards.
Speaker 5: Come on, Tammy. There's always a Tammy, isn't there. All right,
Speaker 5: let's go to the lines now, someone says texting in
Speaker 5: the UK. When I was at school, we used to
Speaker 5: play piggyback fights. Yeah, we should to do that as well.
Speaker 5: Do you used to do that piggy Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I've remembered another one now that we love gladiators,
Speaker 3: which was hanging from the monkey bars and then using
Speaker 3: your legs to kick and try and pull the other
Speaker 3: person off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: Oh great games, Brett, Good morning morning, Here are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Brett. I hope you had a good week.
Speaker 5: Games used to play at school?
Speaker 2: What was it for you? Brett?
Speaker 11: Brandy with a cricket ball?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, so Brandy was basically the game where it
Speaker 5: was just about throwing it at the other person, giving
Speaker 5: them a branding them with a bruise.
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, but we used to play with the cricket ball.
Speaker 11: The sky is this cricket training.
Speaker 2: But boys, I'm going to be the next team.
Speaker 3: Smith must have stung to get hit with a cricket ball. Brett.
Speaker 11: Oh, he usually copied a couple of times each game.
Speaker 8: But there you wore it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Brett, thank you very much. Have a good weekend, mate.
Speaker 11: No, it's jeez by Mitch.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Mitch.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Mitch.
Speaker 10: Yeah. So I used to go to a small primary
Speaker 10: school and no longer exists anymore, but there's about one
Speaker 10: hundred and seventy kids in our primary school, and so
Speaker 10: every lunchtime from probably about grade two probably started when
Speaker 10: I was there, we would have all the kids in
Speaker 10: the school playing going up Tiggy at lunch time.
Speaker 2: And take take us to how it would work.
Speaker 10: So I'm gonna start with one or two people being in.
Speaker 10: As I said, there's only one hundred and seventy kids
Speaker 10: in the school, and so by the end of lunch,
Speaker 10: so half an hour forty five, it would be about
Speaker 10: seventy kids that were it and chase them two or
Speaker 10: three kids left and you could hide anywhere in the school.
Speaker 5: It sounds like Lord of the Flies meets Hunger Games.
Speaker 5: What the teachers doing hiding under the desk?
Speaker 2: Have they finished yet?
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Speaker 5: We took them oout the games used to play at
Speaker 5: school No four one four one oh four three. That's
Speaker 5: a some.
Speaker 2: Calls Mitch, Good morning Mitch. It's Daniel. Daniel.
Speaker 11: Sorry Daniel, morning Christian.
Speaker 12: We had a game called Walk the Plank where there
Speaker 12: was a plank in between two playgrounds and a person
Speaker 12: would come from each side and would try and knock
Speaker 12: each other off, and eventually we would end up with
Speaker 12: someone with a broken arm.
Speaker 2: So what could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 5: It sounds like you're playing it now or running from
Speaker 5: the police.
Speaker 2: What are you up to, Daniel? What do you do
Speaker 2: right now? You're doing someone at work?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm on sights. That's a little bit windy ever
Speaker 12: you today.
Speaker 2: That's a right.
Speaker 5: I appreciate you taking time out for you busy dad.
Speaker 5: They give us a cool mate. That's a great one.
Speaker 5: Walk the Plank, Love it, Daniel, Have a good weekend.
Speaker 2: Do all right? Thank you. Let's go to Laurie.
Speaker 11: Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good.
Speaker 5: Morning, good morning. Come on in to you, sir, and
Speaker 5: welcome to the show. And we're talking about player the
Speaker 5: games just to play at school shins.
Speaker 11: It was called it. We used to crush a elving
Speaker 11: and ken to the size of a pack and all
Speaker 11: out water to try to hit each other since to
Speaker 11: score goals instead of going for the puck.
Speaker 5: This is a kind of improvised game that we're all.
Speaker 5: These games are likely because they come out of board them,
Speaker 5: don't they You need to do something. You've got to
Speaker 5: make do with what you got because we didn't have phones.
Speaker 5: Imagine that just kicking out a crushed alumin in can
Speaker 5: at each other's shins and that was it. You'd have
Speaker 5: been happy as anything playing that.
Speaker 11: But you wanted to miss this, miss the aluminium can
Speaker 11: and hit the person in machines which your school shoes,
Speaker 11: right was the idea, Laurie.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: You coma have a good weekend, you too, sir Dom.
Speaker 5: Good morning Tom. They want to make Tom. Okay, welcome
Speaker 5: to the show.
Speaker 2: Off you go. Tom.
Speaker 14: We used to play a game called stretch.
Speaker 2: How did that happen.
Speaker 14: I'll explain it to it. It's playing either with a
Speaker 14: compass or or something. Point. It stands about six feet
Speaker 14: away from your friend in frontlin you'd throw that, uh,
Speaker 14: and it have to land. Probably moved the league right,
Speaker 14: and why we're over the dark landed. We don't do
Speaker 14: it full at the time, as you got white. The
Speaker 14: only way to close your legs it was to get
Speaker 14: the dart between your opponent's leaves. And that was always
Speaker 14: fun because the legs were stretched right out and there
Speaker 14: wasn't much experience. That's all I'll say about that. Got
Speaker 14: the bandages.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we used to play this kind of game as well. Yeah,
Speaker 5: using those old maths composition you know, like as dance.
Speaker 5: But he got banned after all because someone accidentally put
Speaker 5: it through another lad's foot.
Speaker 2: He went through his school shoes.
Speaker 5: Our foot was normal in Australia.
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Speaker 5: And welcome back to the show. Our sister, the powerful One.
Speaker 5: She sits atop the mountain like a cat. Actually send
Speaker 5: a jack. Yesterday we're having a meeting. I said, no,
Speaker 5: you're like an exotic cat and it came to me
Speaker 5: in a vision last Saturday night at the house party
Speaker 5: for my wife when we all when you are dressed
Speaker 5: as Amy Winehouse, you looked amazing as well, awesome, Amy Winehouse.
Speaker 5: I've got to say this show you all. You all
Speaker 5: did me proud, and he did his sounds proud. I
Speaker 5: actually think you had the best outfits out of everyone there.
Speaker 3: And everybody that's a huge compliment. Everybody tried one.
Speaker 5: Jack looks great as Freddie Mrkley number one. There were
Speaker 5: three other Freddies vying for it, but you were number one.
Speaker 2: Was great.
Speaker 5: But you said, Brad, I don't think we should say
Speaker 5: on air what it is. We'll get complaints we were,
Speaker 5: won't we So I'm.
Speaker 2: Not saying that he was really good.
Speaker 5: I thought he was brilliant, very very good as well. So, Patsy,
Speaker 5: it's the first time for us to catch.
Speaker 2: Up with you.
Speaker 5: I want to hear your eyewitness account of the party,
Speaker 5: bearing in mind your husband owes me a hose, because
Speaker 5: he's just said he said to me at one point
Speaker 5: of the night when he when he completely sort of
Speaker 5: tipped over the edge and we'd lost hide and he
Speaker 5: was becoming Jekyl, and he said to.
Speaker 2: Me, do you want to do you want me to
Speaker 2: start doing beer bongs now?
Speaker 5: It was like a casual thing, like he was going
Speaker 5: to sing a song or something my hits now and
Speaker 5: I went, yeah, and that's a good time about I said,
Speaker 5: I don't. I don't actually, I was joking with Pats
Speaker 5: on the show. I don't actually have a beer bong.
Speaker 5: And he went, oh, we can just make one. We
Speaker 5: just need a funnel and some kind of length of
Speaker 5: tubing or like a hose.
Speaker 2: I went, well, I've got that kinkless garden hose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that expensive one.
Speaker 2: I said, I need it though, because we just had
Speaker 2: the garden turfed.
Speaker 5: And he goes, I'll buy you a new hose. He goes,
Speaker 5: we need some scissors. I need about a three meter
Speaker 5: length of garden hose. So me and him on Saturday night,
Speaker 5: about eleven in the evening cutting up my hand a
Speaker 5: kitchen scissors on a thick old garden hose. It took
Speaker 5: ages and we had to cut it twice. And then
Speaker 5: they got like a soda bowl half that and half
Speaker 5: like mcguiver and cellotaped it and so we had the
Speaker 5: beer b on. Christian husband became like a ring leader,
Speaker 5: a maitre.
Speaker 2: D and took his jacket off to a business. The
Speaker 2: men lining up and how to do a beer bong correctly?
Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't say men lining up.
Speaker 5: Yes, significant age behaving like.
Speaker 4: That, trek to the signe. It was a great night.
Speaker 4: It was a great night.
Speaker 2: And how how did you? How did a night work
Speaker 2: out for you and Chris?
Speaker 7: Well, we had we had a brilliant time. We haven't
Speaker 7: had such a huge party like that in such a
Speaker 7: long time. And I've never seen such a stockpile of
Speaker 7: grog as in your laundry. It was bursting at the scene.
Speaker 3: You mean Chris's laundry.
Speaker 5: It was the gate keep above the washing machine, where
Speaker 5: all boos should be kept at every part.
Speaker 7: So no, you provided very well. The drinks were forthcoming
Speaker 7: all night. But you had you had a couple of
Speaker 7: jars of cocktails, didn't she?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Cosmopolitan, the Mehito and the Mehitos.
Speaker 7: But the taps, did you notice, Jack, The taps were
Speaker 7: a little bit drip, drippy, drippy, very.
Speaker 2: Slow to pour, so not enough drink for both of you.
Speaker 7: I thought maybe it was intentional so people wouldn't drink
Speaker 7: as much.
Speaker 5: I know there was there was plenty of Then there
Speaker 5: was a champagne cocktails as well that were really stronger
Speaker 5: brandy in.
Speaker 7: It was magnificent. And who was it? I'm intrigued.
Speaker 4: Who was it? Ended up in your pool.
Speaker 2: At the end of the night. That's my Scottish friend.
Speaker 3: William who was he King Charles Kings well with my prince,
Speaker 3: but didn't really look like prince.
Speaker 5: We'd looked like we were part of some sort of
Speaker 5: royal courtiers a mutiny.
Speaker 4: Yes, I looked out the window.
Speaker 2: We all did, and he was in the naked Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what went on there.
Speaker 2: I think because I had a costume change, because I
Speaker 2: got into my Elvis.
Speaker 4: We got into Elvis. I loved that.
Speaker 2: Life is better with a cape, isn't it? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: really is.
Speaker 4: And you thought you were Elvis, you thought you were
Speaker 4: the King.
Speaker 2: I did feel the spirit.
Speaker 3: Of the king, but you were still wearing the prince
Speaker 3: curly hair.
Speaker 5: If Prince slash Captain Hook made him with Elvis.
Speaker 4: And then getting home was a bit of a bit
Speaker 4: of a.
Speaker 2: Streak get from Hampton to Werriby.
Speaker 4: So we got an uber, We got a d D
Speaker 4: there and got an uber home.
Speaker 2: This is your first Uber trip.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm no longer an Uber virgin.
Speaker 2: Wow, how did you find it?
Speaker 7: But it didn't exactly go smoothly. So we actually were
Speaker 7: involved in an accident on the West Gate at Miller's
Speaker 7: Road on the way home at about two am on
Speaker 7: the Sunday. Happened, so there was roadworks and it was
Speaker 7: down to forty k's and this driver thought he'd pass
Speaker 7: mister Uber on the emergency lane and side swiped us.
Speaker 7: And by that point Chris and I were actually asleep
Speaker 7: in the car because we were launcious unconscious anyway, we
Speaker 7: woke up to the sound of grinding metal and impact
Speaker 7: in any way. We all pulled over and no one
Speaker 7: was hurt. No one was hurt, which was the best thing.
Speaker 7: But the funny thing is the love got got out
Speaker 7: to help and assist.
Speaker 4: Nobody was going to do.
Speaker 3: I need a length of hose and a funnel sauce pipe.
Speaker 2: I just ripped off.
Speaker 7: We all a certained that we were fine and details
Speaker 7: were exchanged, and then we went on home. And then
Speaker 7: I was sort of talking to him yesterday, sort of
Speaker 7: downloading about the weekend, and I said God, and then
Speaker 7: we got side swaped and he's going, what are you
Speaker 7: talking about? I sit on the way home and the
Speaker 7: uber our car got side swatted and just his total
Speaker 7: expression of blankness on his face, memory no recollection whatsoever.
Speaker 5: To be fair to Chris, he came as Dean Martin,
Speaker 5: and Dean Martin was famous of him in this charismatic
Speaker 5: single actor but also going on very wild drink benders
Speaker 5: as well. So I think it was his stating character
Speaker 5: that's it was like a method actor.
Speaker 2: For it as well.
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Speaker 5: He said, I was making my wife a cup of tea,
Speaker 5: and as I was pouring the milk in her tea,
Speaker 5: because that's the right way to have it.
Speaker 2: Was sinking.
Speaker 5: I said, do you actually drink milk these days? Numerous
Speaker 5: kids we I used to drink a lot of milk.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys did as well. You know, so
Speaker 5: you were told it was good for your calcium, you know,
Speaker 5: new bones. Just to drink a lot of milk? Are
Speaker 5: people doating young kids? Who is drinking milk?
Speaker 2: Stall?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 3: As an adult, I still enjoy a tall glass of milk,
Speaker 3: will you?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 5: Doesn't it feel so heavy now? And all that dairy
Speaker 5: for your sinus.
Speaker 3: But that's what I think. The heaviness. You can treade
Speaker 3: it almost like a meal. If I'm still hungry after dinner,
Speaker 3: between dinner and bed, I will have a glass of milk.
Speaker 3: Nothing quenches thirst and hunger at the same time, like milk.
Speaker 2: Are you doing a live.
Speaker 3: Re for the milk board?
Speaker 4: Do you do full cream or I do full cream?
Speaker 10: Do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh, it's too heavy in his stomach. See kids these days,
Speaker 7: they're all brought up on water, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it now. It's not just that anywhere you go.
Speaker 5: Now we've become these people carrying around canisters.
Speaker 2: I do it.
Speaker 5: You've got that great five liter on. It's like we're
Speaker 5: in the desert. You'll be ten minutes, there'll be a
Speaker 5: tap near you. We're all walking around with liters and
Speaker 5: liters of water now all of a sudden, an't we?
Speaker 2: But who do you? You don't drink milk still now,
Speaker 2: dear pets.
Speaker 7: No, I can't stand it. In kindy, in kindergarten, we
Speaker 7: were only offered full cream milk, a cup of milk.
Speaker 7: It wasn't you know in the seventies you didn't have
Speaker 7: water or juice. It was milk and I couldn't bear it,
Speaker 7: and it put me off it forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had to have like a pint of milk
Speaker 5: every single day at junior school. And then when missus
Speaker 5: Thatcher got a lecture, she took all the milk from
Speaker 5: every single and she became Thatcher Thatcher, the milk Snatcher's true?
Speaker 2: But who is having it now as an adult?
Speaker 5: Does it make you feel sick? If I had a
Speaker 5: glass of milk now, i'd actually throw up.
Speaker 3: No, I feel fine. The only thing that I don't
Speaker 3: like about drinking milk is Bianca hates it. And so
Speaker 3: if I heard right before bed, she doesn't really want
Speaker 3: to fall around because I've just had a big belly
Speaker 3: of milk and.
Speaker 5: There's that deep be honest, right, Okay, do you then
Speaker 5: do milky butps?
Speaker 3: I don't do.
Speaker 2: Milky people too, because your body can't do it.
Speaker 5: People do milky buts, and then you got that old
Speaker 5: milk tash as well.
Speaker 3: You're clean up afterwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but again it's revolting. Who's still drinking milk?
Speaker 5: Nine one O four three And never forget just a
Speaker 5: quick word now from the Milk Advisory Board.
Speaker 3: Nothing quench's thirst and hunger at the same time, like.
Speaker 1: Milk, the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 5: Couple weeks ago, I got this amazing email from an
Speaker 5: amazing woman and sister high Christian. My name is Melanie,
Speaker 5: and I was wondering if you could help in any way.
Speaker 5: My sister, Renee has been diagnosed with stage four cancer
Speaker 5: in August. She's only thirty eight and is a mother
Speaker 5: of two young children, a wife, and an amazing human being.
Speaker 5: She lives in king Late Victoria enoughs to travel every
Speaker 5: day to Epping for radiotherapy that's a long haul, and
Speaker 5: has numerous scans doing all whilst all was doing this
Speaker 5: and also staying strong for her family even though she's
Speaker 5: in a lot of pain and tied. The thing about
Speaker 5: Renee is she's a mad John Travolta fan obsessed. When
Speaker 5: we were kids, everything was about J T.
Speaker 2: Grease posters.
Speaker 5: She said as a teenager, if she ever one day
Speaker 5: got to meet him, she would get him to sign
Speaker 5: her arm and then get it tattooed. Two weeks ago,
Speaker 5: I emailed John Travolta's fan page announced he was coming
Speaker 5: to Melbourne, his Instagram account, his wife Kelly Preston's Instagram account,
Speaker 5: his daughter's Instagram account, in the hope that we could
Speaker 5: get a signed letter of encouragement or any kind of
Speaker 5: video message. But I haven't heard anything back. I'm emailing
Speaker 5: you because he has announced he's coming to Melbourne, and
Speaker 5: my question is how do I guarantee for her to
Speaker 5: meet him and try and make this happen. I've also
Speaker 5: emailed I've taken the name of this other radio station out,
Speaker 5: but they haven't replied.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 5: I got this lovely email from Melanie, and I thought,
Speaker 5: what an amazing sister, What an amazing sister to do
Speaker 5: something that for your sister, and this poor Paul just
Speaker 5: thirty eight, going through stage four cancer and all the
Speaker 5: treatments exhausting. So I thought that if there's anywhere we
Speaker 5: could help out, we've got to try and out here.
Speaker 5: And we didn't make this happen. We were managed to
Speaker 5: pull this off, and it was a small thing for us.
Speaker 5: It was more about John Travolta and his people. We
Speaker 5: simply asked them and they did agree to do this
Speaker 5: when they saw this email.
Speaker 2: So Renee is on the line now. Renee good morning,
Speaker 2: winning Christian.
Speaker 17: How are you going?
Speaker 2: Hey, mom portany how are you this morning? How do
Speaker 2: you feed him?
Speaker 17: I'm still on cloud night, I must say.
Speaker 2: So you met the main man, you met John? What
Speaker 2: was it like?
Speaker 17: It was amazing. It was very fast. Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 17: because there was a lot of people that were meeting
Speaker 17: and greeting. But they did come out and say, you
Speaker 17: know all the rules, and they said strictly no autographs.
Speaker 17: And I was like, oh no, and I had to
Speaker 17: make it happen. And I had your Shakie with me,
Speaker 17: and I turned to my sister and I said, the
Speaker 17: only way I could make this happen is if I'm last.
Speaker 17: So I lined up. I made sure I was last.
Speaker 17: So yeah, and then when I saw the security cards,
Speaker 17: the security guards and they're saying to me, oh no, no,
Speaker 17: there's there's no autographs, And I said, you don't understand.
Speaker 17: Christian nailed me this, sharpie.
Speaker 5: Days are going to change. Then those meet and greets,
Speaker 5: just because we might not know this, they are they
Speaker 5: can be.
Speaker 2: Ruthless, okay, you know, because people are just ushered in,
Speaker 2: ushered out.
Speaker 5: And John Blessing himself agreed to do a load and
Speaker 5: someone probably forgot to tell him, and you know that
Speaker 5: why you were there. If it was me and I
Speaker 5: was going through stage four cancer, I'd have told all
Speaker 5: those other people to get out the way I'm going
Speaker 5: through this. Put me at the front. The rest of
Speaker 5: you go and take a seat.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 14: No.
Speaker 17: There was one guy that sort of said, oh, no,
Speaker 17: you go, and I said no, no, made I'm laughed,
Speaker 17: and he goes, oh no, no, you're going. I said, now, mate,
Speaker 17: keep going. I felt bad about that, but.
Speaker 5: You know, listen, after what you're dealing with right now,
Speaker 5: you take whatever little bit you can renee. And so
Speaker 5: what was it like tell me this then? After all
Speaker 5: those years have been a big fan of John Travolta,
Speaker 5: you then are in the same room with him.
Speaker 2: What did it feel like?
Speaker 17: I was so excited. I thought I would cry. I
Speaker 17: thought I would be shaking, but I just I wasn't.
Speaker 17: I was just so excited. And you probably see it
Speaker 17: in the with my crazy eyes. Excitement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lovely thing. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 17: And I I well, they spoke to human said is
Speaker 17: it okay for the autograph? And he said, yeah, it's fine,
Speaker 17: and then he just welcomed you with open arms, and
Speaker 17: I went into the big cuddle and what was that like?
Speaker 17: It was amazing. He's very he's very cuddly, very.
Speaker 2: Nice and the greatest cuddle of your life.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was best.
Speaker 5: That's how scient just do it. They trained them and
Speaker 5: then they zap you into the old l run half Hubbard.
Speaker 5: They put that little micro chip in the back of
Speaker 5: your head there and I watch it.
Speaker 17: I know a lot of preparation. When you even got
Speaker 17: a spray head. I didn't even get a spray hand
Speaker 17: for my own wedding.
Speaker 2: John Bottle was pulling away.
Speaker 5: He's got the similar potato these Australias smell.
Speaker 17: And I gave him a copy of I've been while
Speaker 17: I'm doing my treatment. I've been doing an album of
Speaker 17: covers and I had that with me and I wrote
Speaker 17: on the front of it, You're the one that I
Speaker 17: want and gave it, which you thought was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: A little gift. And what did he sign? What did
Speaker 2: he sign for you?
Speaker 17: Well, he was going to sign my arm that my
Speaker 17: doctors said no at this stage, I have to wait
Speaker 17: until I have a break, but that's okay. So he
Speaker 17: signed a card for me and I can use that later.
Speaker 5: And so what are you going to do about the tattoo?
Speaker 5: Because when we first read out your lovely sister's email,
Speaker 5: Jake King now to too is former Tiger's player from
Speaker 5: City Inc. They called us up and said they would
Speaker 5: do this all for free. They'd love to help out.
Speaker 5: So we do have someone who would do all this
Speaker 5: for you. What is the are you going to do
Speaker 5: the tatoo? Are you able to do that?
Speaker 17: I am going to do it. I've just got to
Speaker 17: wait for the break between my chemotherapy treatments.
Speaker 2: And when is that going to be.
Speaker 17: I think it's around January. I think so it just
Speaker 17: depends out all goes like scans and things that. Yeah,
Speaker 17: fingers us, but I'll definitely be doing it. I've just
Speaker 17: got to wait.
Speaker 18: For the go ahead.
Speaker 5: How about this then, so that we will all be
Speaker 5: cheering and hoping for the best write over in the
Speaker 5: next couple of weeks. Here, how about when you are ready,
Speaker 5: and let's be positive, When you are already in January
Speaker 5: twenty twenty, why don't you come in on the show
Speaker 5: and we'll have this long awaited since you were a teenager.
Speaker 5: We get the tattoo done live on the show. We
Speaker 5: get Jake king himself to come in and do how
Speaker 5: do you fancy that?
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'd do that for sure, really absolutely absolutely, But
Speaker 17: yeah I did. There was a bit of a Q
Speaker 17: and A that I didn't know about with John Travolta.
Speaker 2: I thought that was the whole show. That's the whole show,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 17: Well that he gets interviewed by Melissa Doyle, which was
Speaker 17: she's lovely and she does a big interview, and then
Speaker 17: at the end they sort of said, if anybody had
Speaker 17: any questions, get up, and my sister's going just do it,
Speaker 17: just do it, because she knew what I wanted to ask.
Speaker 2: What did you ask?
Speaker 17: I asked him what Coloney wore? Because I needed it
Speaker 17: for my husband.
Speaker 2: At that moment, right going, is that the one the
Speaker 2: game of the CD st Yeah, the car cologne?
Speaker 17: And he's a movie called The Phonetic too, So I
Speaker 17: looked really bad.
Speaker 5: And what I've got to know this now, what a
Speaker 5: great question I might ask you guests that we interview
Speaker 5: for now, what cologne does John Travolta wear?
Speaker 17: He wouldn't say. He said that he had everybody's on
Speaker 17: him because everybody was hugging and kissing you, so he
Speaker 17: wouldn't actually say, which is fair enough. I get that,
Speaker 17: but yeah, I think he woke up the next day
Speaker 17: giggling when he put it on.
Speaker 2: Renee.
Speaker 5: It was lovely to talk to you. And you've got
Speaker 5: an amazing sister. You're obviously amazing sisters. That's so nice
Speaker 5: that she told us about what you want to do.
Speaker 5: I'm glad we could help out and listen in the
Speaker 5: new year when you're ready and the invitation is there.
Speaker 5: In the meantime, Color weeks time, the last week of
Speaker 5: the show, which I think is only going to be
Speaker 5: like three weeks, we're hosting a Christmas movie club. We're
Speaker 5: all going to watch ELF together. I'd love to have
Speaker 5: you and meet your sister as well, Melanie at that.
Speaker 5: So if you'd love to come along watch Elf with us,
Speaker 5: we'd love to meet you and say.
Speaker 17: Hello, Oh, that would be great. Thank you. And I
Speaker 17: wanted to thank Anthology for everything they did and gold
Speaker 17: Fim for just easy.
Speaker 2: To ask them. It was no big deal, whatsoeb I'm
Speaker 2: glad your sister, I asked us.
Speaker 5: Okay, well listen, we will see you in a couple
Speaker 5: of times at Alpha Ka, but for now, for a
Speaker 5: great weekend, look after yourself, lovely sort to you.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell, Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point.
Speaker 5: Three, several last emails to round up this hour. Christian
Speaker 5: my son was in his last year at Brighton Primary
Speaker 5: School in twenty fifteen and was told no playing basketball
Speaker 5: in the playground before school started anymore because some parent.
Speaker 5: One of the dads turned up one morning, got in
Speaker 5: the wiver ball and got hit in the back and
Speaker 5: so he complained, what.
Speaker 3: Joel, what literally was?
Speaker 2: It did me more exercise right there than two sedates?
Speaker 5: Good day, Christian, Jack. And that's during the nineties. I
Speaker 5: went to a prominent boys school in Canterbury, Jack, Did
Speaker 5: you go to a prominent boys school?
Speaker 3: I did not?
Speaker 5: Why we are here due the nineties. I went to
Speaker 5: prominent boys school in Canterbury. We were fortunate enough to
Speaker 5: usher through many activities. I mean, if you go to
Speaker 5: a prominent boy school, you used phrases like usher through
Speaker 5: many activities that subsequently got barn My favorite one was carnage.
Speaker 5: All we needed was an oval one ball at least
Speaker 5: twenty plays. Sometimes this would swell to sixty people over
Speaker 5: the days of my prominent boys school in Canterbury. Whoever
Speaker 5: had the ball got outely smashed and then stacks on.
Speaker 5: Yeah we didn't put it carnage, but that was it
Speaker 5: was many Getting stacks on was what it was all about.
Speaker 2: I just loved it.
Speaker 3: I've just remembered another great one we used to play.
Speaker 2: It was can I finished this one?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Sorry, oh sorry, old jacket over there, No.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 5: This guy went to his prominent boys school in Canterbury Town.
Speaker 5: Some like you usher him through. Come on, whoever had
Speaker 5: the ball got absolutely smashed, then stacks on. If you
Speaker 5: kept possession, then you got credibility. If you got rid
Speaker 5: of it as soon as you could, well then you
Speaker 5: pretty much got slammed for the rest of your school time.
Speaker 2: Fun times.
Speaker 5: This is from William him of the prominent boys school
Speaker 5: in Canterbury Jack.
Speaker 3: Our one was called stop resisting, and.
Speaker 5: What you would do this is this radio friendly is
Speaker 5: another one on the fire under a very different time.
Speaker 5: Notice how we haven't mentioned kiss chase anymore.
Speaker 3: And any top resisting any point you can point to
Speaker 3: one of your friends and go stop resisting, and then
Speaker 3: everybody else would tackle them to the ground and say
Speaker 3: stop resisting.
Speaker 2: Stop resisting.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: It's coming on in what's going on here?
Speaker 5: An argument about the brevel toastingmaker versus the what is
Speaker 5: it called jabari?
Speaker 3: What a jaffel? So I was trying to explain. The
Speaker 3: jaffle is not just a toasted cheese sandwich. It's got
Speaker 3: like a.
Speaker 2: Curved so's the brevil.
Speaker 3: Is the brevel curved?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Bit like?
Speaker 4: Does it leave a pattern on this?
Speaker 2: Does it crimps it at the edge as well?
Speaker 3: There's a that's a jaffle?
Speaker 2: No, that's are now it's a jack Well anyway, on
Speaker 2: with the show.
Speaker 5: So that's what was going on here, and forgot about
Speaker 5: the old radio show. Okay, today's today's that work time Wayster.
Speaker 5: Another great prize today Balgowni Estate, Bendigo celebrating fifty years
Speaker 5: of wine making. The best one we get on the
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Speaker 5: here we go then this is a great idea.
Speaker 2: Jackson Onemost Morning jat post, come with this one. Make
Speaker 2: a Band Australian.
Speaker 3: It is wearing a strained band t sh shirt to
Speaker 3: work day? Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think I think it really is Australian music.
Speaker 2: It is it is. Yeah, it's official.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I've got them. Make a band Australian.
Speaker 3: The Emuse instead of the Eagles.
Speaker 2: No, the Muse.
Speaker 5: The lou Carpenters like that. The lou Carpenters. Panic at
Speaker 5: the Dingo.
Speaker 2: I'm not hearing golds coming ja.
Speaker 5: I'm expecting gold to all right, so panic at the dingo.
Speaker 5: Prisoner soft cell block h.
Speaker 3: It's a bit over my head.
Speaker 2: Prisoner soft cell block H.
Speaker 5: Adele laid and system of a down Under.
Speaker 3: That's good too, Yeah, all right done. No wonder you
Speaker 3: had such a big smile on your face coming into.
Speaker 2: Well, I knew to be arguing about the Javali or
Speaker 2: what it was called.
Speaker 5: In the Make a Band Australian Jack.
Speaker 3: What have you got the Ru Ru dolls? Come on?
Speaker 2: That is good.
Speaker 4: I check that.
Speaker 2: Come on, you're coming up with Adele late and you
Speaker 2: come in with that.
Speaker 3: Maybe the Google dolls didn't make it to England. Now
Speaker 3: this one you have to think about but is very
Speaker 3: actually very cock the Dundee warholes.
Speaker 2: Oh that is good. Yeah, that is good, well done,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: Yep and no no, no gold plus and the plast monotonies,
Speaker 3: the veggie mighty mighty buster that is.
Speaker 5: Going to try to think of a veggie Mike one.
Speaker 5: That's a great one. Okay, that's how works this morning,
Speaker 5: our work time waster Australian bands text in now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one O four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: You asked me why I was eating some saladas this morning.
Speaker 3: It's really because it's the only food in the building
Speaker 3: that you can use to snack on. And I missed
Speaker 3: my usual pancake breakfast that I have every day before
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: Is that you do a nice pancake cake.
Speaker 4: It's got time today.
Speaker 3: It's so good. I thought I told you. This man
Speaker 3: makes these oat pancakes. That's like you put all the
Speaker 3: oats in the pancake mixing, leave it see it overnight,
Speaker 3: and then she makes the pancakes in the morning.
Speaker 4: Yeh wow, with a bit of blueber reaction.
Speaker 2: No, no blueberries, just she makes you pancakes in the morning.
Speaker 5: Yes, if I nudged my wife away at four point
Speaker 5: fifteen and wait, went pancakes, Make me pancakes. She would
Speaker 5: turn my testicles into pancakes with a frying pan. I
Speaker 5: try that Monday and record the reaction.
Speaker 2: Pancakes.
Speaker 5: You get up now, after twenty one years of marriage,
Speaker 5: it's about time you're starting to make.
Speaker 2: Me pancakes for the What this is mind blowing? How
Speaker 2: do you pull that off?
Speaker 5: Well, you need to do a tatie pancakes.
Speaker 3: I need to light my back. I guess now as
Speaker 3: good to tie. There's any them to thank Bianca for
Speaker 3: the pancakes every morning.
Speaker 2: Maybe do it in person, might be more personable, or
Speaker 2: a bunch.
Speaker 4: Of flowers or something.
Speaker 3: This morning was the first time I didn't get the
Speaker 3: pancake mix, but Lazy.
Speaker 2: Get it on the show. Now, finger out your back.
Speaker 2: I know she's gonna go.
Speaker 3: My friend the dog got up on the bench top
Speaker 3: overnight and she actually has done this before.
Speaker 2: You used to.
Speaker 3: There's a built in bench seat next to the kitchen
Speaker 3: bench top, which is now where we're getting regretting because
Speaker 3: you can't move it away, and she uses.
Speaker 2: That no hashtag bench nightmare and then up.
Speaker 3: On the bench top on Sunday, my mum brought over
Speaker 3: some cookies for my birthday. Luna jumped up there and
Speaker 3: ate the whole things while we're out this week and
Speaker 3: this morning. This is the first time she's done it
Speaker 3: while we're in the house. So whilst we're asleep, she's
Speaker 3: got up there and she ate the pancake mix.
Speaker 2: If you were a dog, greatest day of your life.
Speaker 3: If you have my case, Well, she doesn't get the pancakes.
Speaker 3: She just gets the like the sappy old mix with
Speaker 3: the oats and stuff soaking in it.
Speaker 5: Yesterday on the show, right Patsy, we were talking about
Speaker 5: how there's a cookbook. It's the best seller in the UK,
Speaker 5: and it's a cookbook for us dog owners to cook
Speaker 5: for your dog.
Speaker 2: But I said, it's a waste of time. Whatever you're having.
Speaker 3: Or whatever, Mark, I'll tell you, she'll eat anything because
Speaker 3: the other thing she ate not just the pancake mix,
Speaker 3: you know, the the sponge you used with the handle
Speaker 3: in the scene. She I guess there was some flavor
Speaker 3: on it from something we were washing. She ate the
Speaker 3: top of that. I tell you, she is a monster.
Speaker 2: How sad is this?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: My wife? She doesn't let me top up that thing.
Speaker 2: You know, you top it up with like fairy.
Speaker 3: You can't be trusted to top that up.
Speaker 5: Me, because what I would do is I just fill
Speaker 5: it up with concentrated fairy liquid.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, my wife was only up half and then
Speaker 2: puts water in the rest of it.
Speaker 3: Oh, what to save money over time?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 2: The show's number one? What all the good time? So here?
Speaker 3: Actually I noticed did you notice on Saturday night when
Speaker 3: we were at Christian's house the plates weren't perfectly clean?
Speaker 2: That's very liquid guy.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Today's that word time wast star.
Speaker 5: You get to have two nights glamping at the Bowgowney
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Speaker 3: All right, Silver plus.
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Speaker 3: Who's he in?
Speaker 2: The blow Fly?
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Speaker 2: Ah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not as good as dolls.
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Speaker 2: Limp an Zac biscuit. That's not the one, passy man,
Speaker 2: that's the recipe.
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Speaker 3: That's a gold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what an anthony in Greensboro? Were done?
Speaker 3: Red back spider Bait silver plus.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a pussy cat dolls.
Speaker 3: That can just scrape in for a gold.
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Speaker 2: Imagine Bogans. That's a great one. That is a great one.
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope, I hope.
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Speaker 11: Do you know what?
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 5: God one of four point three Christian O'Connell. Every Friday
Speaker 5: we give away five hundred dollars for the best call
Speaker 5: of the week and it's tough because we get some
Speaker 5: great calls.
Speaker 2: So it's time for our best caller of the weeks
Speaker 2: At the air Hoorn.
Speaker 5: Mark the sound guy actually has an actual airhorm. I'm
Speaker 5: telling me he's only how to use it in production
Speaker 5: once a year. I think he's over used his quota
Speaker 5: of the ship all right. So some of our favorite
Speaker 5: calls so far this week. Jeff, tell me, how did
Speaker 5: furniture attack you?
Speaker 18: I was standing on the bed show my girlfriend how
Speaker 18: my great six underpants still fitted, and I was trying
Speaker 18: to make a bit more room in there with my fists,
Speaker 18: and I stretched and they ripped, and I funched myself
Speaker 18: in the door and backward somersaults into the Queen Anne
Speaker 18: wardrobe at the end of the bed check, rang triple
Speaker 18: Jay straight away and reported it.
Speaker 2: I think a triple zero is it number you're spposed to?
Speaker 2: Are going to play you an indie song? Jody? You
Speaker 2: a milk lover?
Speaker 15: My husband is? He drinks milk all the time, but
Speaker 15: when he hung over masters like three leaders. No, wait,
Speaker 15: didn't give anything worse. Just playing milk, Yeah, just normal
Speaker 15: playing milk or great.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna go now. So what's missing in you? Neil?
Speaker 12: I've got no cartlegs, but what I got no medial,
Speaker 12: antior or posterial ligaments.
Speaker 3: So what's what's holding you together?
Speaker 12: Get bone on bone, but you're not on.
Speaker 3: Crutches or in a wheelchair. You're just walking around.
Speaker 13: Na man, got play basketball for the next thirty Odor
Speaker 13: Jews with a big steel brace.
Speaker 14: I mean we're still a rod gown down the side, yem.
Speaker 5: I love the image of Regard the basketball course with
Speaker 5: a steel brace with rods going down the side playing basketball.
Speaker 5: Some great calls this week, as always, but this is
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Speaker 2: Ross?
Speaker 6: My kidneys that diagnosed ten years ago with the kidney
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Speaker 6: half years ago. I was lucky enough that my brother
Speaker 6: donated one of his kidneys to me.
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Speaker 6: I actually just returned from competing in the World Transplant Games.
Speaker 6: I was lucky enough to win four goals and two silvers.
Speaker 3: And then does your brother take some of the credit
Speaker 3: for the gold medals, because I mean a bit of
Speaker 3: it was him.
Speaker 2: Six year he gets one of the medals and he
Speaker 2: has to give it back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, credit, that's the right caller, right choice there, seem
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Speaker 5: That's back again next week for the best caol we
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show. Melbourne's Gold one of four
Speaker 1: point three That.
Speaker 2: Is it for us. Title of today's show.
Speaker 3: Is ooooh can you play the game?
Speaker 2: Of no, let's not. Well, that's really where the the
Speaker 2: it on over for it is the old Pooh Field
Speaker 2: backyard there can everyone please take it easy this weekend.
Speaker 2: Last weekend, we'll have a huge Saturday Night, and it
Speaker 2: went that the show got wiped out.
Speaker 3: Okay, I am desperate for a rest, but I have
Speaker 3: a Bucks party tomorrow. No man post, no, I'm dreading it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, my wild Saturday Night isn't actually about me misbehaving.
Speaker 5: My daughter turns thirteen on Monday, but she's got her
Speaker 5: party tomorrow night. One hundred teenage kids tomorrow, boys and girls.
Speaker 5: I'll be patrolling that with a flashlight.
Speaker 3: That's where our Bucks party is.
Speaker 2: I have a great weekend. We're back Monday.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three