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Speaker 1: Welcome to Them Christian No Common Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Two days ago, around about this time, Patsy was telling

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Speaker 2: us what a lovely thing she was doing with her

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Speaker 2: daughter's school.

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Speaker 1: To courage kids to read more.

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Speaker 2: She was going in, she's done reading a book with them,

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Speaker 2: and I bet you're great with the kids as well.

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Speaker 2: And you're reading line The Witch and the Wardrobe.

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Speaker 3: Yes, one of my favorite books.

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Speaker 1: That's a great story as well.

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Speaker 2: Now, we did say we were going to do it

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Speaker 2: yesterday morning, but we just drifted off somewhere else. And

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Speaker 2: we had to because Patsy was announcing that Christianity was over.

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Speaker 1: So we were all rocking from that news.

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Speaker 2: And if you just tuned in, yeah, Christianity is over,

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Speaker 2: then boarding up all those churches, get in there now

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Speaker 2: before it's that auld closing down cell because Patsy we

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Speaker 2: didn't even realize. Patty shared with us that on her

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Speaker 2: bucket list is to buy a church and then do

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Speaker 2: it up from Airbnb. So we drifted yesterday. However, a

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Speaker 2: lot of you were obviously had rearranged your mornings to

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Speaker 2: hear Patsy's bedtime story. At six fifteen, I got a

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Speaker 2: lovely message from one of our listeners Michael Bezick as

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Speaker 2: we said goodbye yesterday. I just got a text from him, Christian,

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Speaker 2: what about Patsy reading the book like You've been sat

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Speaker 2: there for three.

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Speaker 1: Hours, probably with his kids as well, So I'll get

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Speaker 1: there then.

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Speaker 2: I just said, oh no, yeah, we're doing it tomorrow

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Speaker 2: six fifteen. Thanks Christians. I've bought my blankie to work

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Speaker 2: to cut aloup she reads, so Mickey b I've just

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Speaker 2: texted him back, say you in position.

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Speaker 1: She's got the book. Everyone is ready.

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Speaker 2: So I know obviously in the morning we're there to

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Speaker 2: get you going and that, but actually this is going

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Speaker 2: to be like a bedtime story, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: We're all going to fit a little bit snoozy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Patsy, are you ready? We've got ready.

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Speaker 2: Now take your time with the with the read because

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Speaker 2: we've got some sound effects that sort of punch away

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Speaker 2: and illustrate what you're doing as well. So we turn

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Speaker 2: into an audio experience for the listeners that's immersive. That's

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Speaker 2: the wardrobe.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, well it would be an old one. Yes,

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Speaker 3: if he's squeaky opening.

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Speaker 1: Closing, snowy footsteps.

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Speaker 2: Yet many of these what we naw all right, Patsy

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Speaker 2: your own time began this morning's bedtime story on Breakfast Radio.

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Speaker 2: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe read by Petrina Jones.

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Speaker 3: All right, will we go into the chapter? Lucy looks

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Speaker 3: into a wardrobe very early in the book. Are we ready?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't ready for that sound, I felt? There, So

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Speaker 1: go from the top again.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're starting with one of the opening chapters. Lucy

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Speaker 3: looks into wards. There we go, beautiful. Lucy felt a

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Speaker 3: little frightened, but she felt very inquisitive and excited as well.

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Speaker 3: She looked back over her shoulder, and there, between the

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Speaker 3: dark tree trunks, she could still see the open doorway

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Speaker 3: of the wardrobe, and even catch a glimpse of the

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Speaker 3: empty room from which she had set out. She had,

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Speaker 3: of course left the door open, for she.

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Speaker 1: Knew hair, carry on, there's a busy morning in Nanna.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, clearly they've got cars in Narnia. She had, of

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Speaker 3: course left the door open, for she knew that it

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Speaker 3: is a very silly thing to shut oneself into a wardrobe.

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Speaker 3: It seemed to be still daylight. There. I can always

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Speaker 3: get back if anything goes wrong, thought Lucy. She began

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Speaker 3: to walk forward. Crunch, crunch, over the snow. Lucy's quite

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Speaker 3: heavy by the sound of those footsteps, and through the

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Speaker 3: woods towards the other light. In about ten minutes she

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Speaker 3: reached it and found it was a lamp post. As

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Speaker 3: she stood looking at it, wondering why there was a

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Speaker 3: lamp post in the middle of a wood and wondering

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Speaker 3: what to do next, she heard a pitter patter of

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Speaker 3: feet coming towards her. Oh yeah, what's this. Soon after that,

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Speaker 3: as soon after that, a very strange person stepped out

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Speaker 3: No sound effect, no.

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Speaker 1: A real significant part of it. But I've got a

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Speaker 1: bleating goat.

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Speaker 3: It was only a little taller than Lucy herself, and

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Speaker 3: he carried over his head an umbrella, white with snow

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Speaker 3: from the waist upwards. He was like a man, but

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Speaker 3: his legs were shaped like a goat's. The hair on

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Speaker 3: them was glossy black, and instead of feet, he had

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Speaker 3: goats hoops. He also had a tail, but Lucy did

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Speaker 3: not notice this at first because it was neatly caught

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Speaker 3: up over the arm that held the umbrella so as

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Speaker 3: a red woolen muffler around his neck, and his skin

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Speaker 3: was scarf and his skin was rather reddish too. He

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Speaker 3: had a strange but pleasant little face, with a short,

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Speaker 3: pointed beard and curly hair. And out of the hair

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Speaker 3: there stuck two horns, one on each side of his forehead.

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Speaker 3: One of his hands, as of said, held the umbrella.

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Speaker 3: In the other arm, he carried several brown paper parcels

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Speaker 3: with What with the parcels and the snow, it looked

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Speaker 3: just as if he'd been doing his Christmas shopping. He

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Speaker 3: was a fawn, and when he saw Lucy, he gave

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Speaker 3: such a start of surprise that he'd dropped all of

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Speaker 3: his parcels. Goodness, gracious me, exclaimed the fawn.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 3: End of the chapter.

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Speaker 2: Patsy, I've got to say that was incredibly relaxing.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do more audio books? You got such

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Speaker 1: a great voice that was actually really well read.

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Speaker 3: Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: I thought we should turn this into Patsy's reading club

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Speaker 1: once a week. Think thanks, Patsy. But Christian Connell Show

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Speaker 1: Podcast