Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
Speaker 1: a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
Speaker 1: cut you off of the knees, then gift you a
Speaker 1: pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
Speaker 1: always always need a buck up.
Speaker 2: They did dip di de di dee.
Speaker 3: I bat it bat.
Speaker 2: The first annoying noise of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: I'm fighting my clue bubble. It's fresh, it's like a maracca.
Speaker 2: It's cold, it's going down real nice.
Speaker 3: How lucky, mate, Valvet, Welcome to twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Funk hate lame Brook.
Speaker 4: I actually missed everyone in the studio, Miss Sash.
Speaker 2: You didn't think I would. And I did that one
Speaker 2: in that one.
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 2: Oh Sad, don't read the world, Prad.
Speaker 3: She came back, say Happy New Year, Sash, Happy New Year.
Speaker 3: That's another And so mote it be many weeks apart,
Speaker 3: So many weeks looking for my buck.
Speaker 2: Wherever I can without you, I.
Speaker 4: Didn't find it. You couldn't have a lot of food.
Speaker 4: I tried to feel the buck voyage.
Speaker 3: What did you start with?
Speaker 2: I told Sash in the lift on the way up.
Speaker 2: She must have loved that conversation I have. I haven't
Speaker 2: stopped eating. I haven't stopped eating. Sid's December. I just
Speaker 2: have not. Oh no, because my friend Blake, Hello Blake,
Speaker 2: if you're listening, goes to me. You love this. This
Speaker 2: is when you know.
Speaker 4: You've eaten too much in December January? Be honest, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he goes, Have you had cheek fill er? Know you
Speaker 4: areshole food?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: How devastating with the whole world is getting buckle fat?
Speaker 3: You're hanging around the plastic surgeon going hello.
Speaker 2: Fatness, bag filler up?
Speaker 4: So I said, it's Christmas cheer, it's it's December and January.
Speaker 2: Fun You said that?
Speaker 3: Does he listen?
Speaker 2: No, probably doesn't, isn't it? It does mean why wouldn't.
Speaker 4: He is at university getting his diploma of singing.
Speaker 2: Oh my heart made up singing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyone at university graduated, anyone trying to better themselves
Speaker 3: in this world. So when I left the house, So
Speaker 3: there's a guy called Toby. Hello Toby, who okay used
Speaker 3: to work for Peter's cousin. Peter's cousin started gardening business,
Speaker 3: so he used to do our garden, got it. He
Speaker 3: sold his business and he sold Toby with the to
Speaker 3: the new guy who's taken over the gardening business. But
Speaker 3: they still do our garden.
Speaker 4: They sell it to Jim. No, not GM, Jim Dom.
Speaker 2: Three letter gardeners.
Speaker 3: It was Ben Jim Dom. And you cannot have the more.
Speaker 3: It's like in Europe.
Speaker 2: It's been four weeks.
Speaker 3: In Europe. Yes, all the cleaner's names and in oh
Speaker 3: and they're all Eastern European. Yeah, Magdalena, Madelina, Selena, they're
Speaker 3: all ina names.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's not really the way it works, but
Speaker 2: I get it's just I'm desperate for the source. Jim
Speaker 2: dog wash. Now Jim's doing dog.
Speaker 3: Washing, washing dog dog for how long since people wouldn't
Speaker 3: let him let him touch their pussies.
Speaker 2: He's gone it just had dogs to your.
Speaker 3: House clean, not touching puss.
Speaker 2: No, just dogs.
Speaker 3: No puss doesn't get touched.
Speaker 2: Their pulls cleaned. I've never had one. No, No one
Speaker 2: gets it.
Speaker 3: It's their self cleaning. That's the beauty goes blue anyway.
Speaker 3: Smart So Toby arrived at our house as I was
Speaker 3: getting ready to come here today, right, and so it
Speaker 3: was the first time I've had to leave the house
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: But you're very, very tanned. I'm so tanned. You are
Speaker 2: complete legal tin.
Speaker 4: You are a completely different color since I last.
Speaker 3: You know that I don't believe in some block right,
Speaker 3: and as a consequence of which I'll show you. But no, sorry,
Speaker 3: let me correct myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you're not going to.
Speaker 3: Wear some block and I don't believe, I'm not advocating
Speaker 3: it for anybody. Okay, you also have to not wear sunglasses?
Speaker 2: Are cooking wear cooking? Cooking?
Speaker 3: Cook what happens? Haven't I wear sunglasses?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's I think proven to be false. But you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm not here.
Speaker 2: I'm not yucking your yarm this year notes.
Speaker 4: Okay, so just figured out what our relationship is, what
Speaker 4: your threads or Twitter? And I'm community notes just popping
Speaker 4: up underneath staying all.
Speaker 2: These little legs.
Speaker 3: But I quite liking I like community.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's my quick you know what you actually are?
Speaker 2: What your what?
Speaker 3: Zuckerberg old school Facebook censorship and the truth?
Speaker 4: Excuse me. Zuckerbird came out the other week and said
Speaker 4: you can see whatever you want now take.
Speaker 2: That gaze old school zuckerbar. So now it's going the
Speaker 2: government made me do it.
Speaker 3: I didn't what it think that the truth.
Speaker 2: The government made me do it. Muddy.
Speaker 3: I'm a great guy. Now I get into smoking my
Speaker 3: own meats. Look at my smoke, Osian wife. I'm so international,
Speaker 3: and he's here. I don't think that's a natural purse.
Speaker 2: He's gone natural. You know what?
Speaker 4: Go back to the hair straight and it doesn't look good.
Speaker 4: You can't take a man with hair like that, seriously, I.
Speaker 3: Love about you or all the things to despise zuckful
Speaker 3: or yeah.
Speaker 4: That so like gay people on Facebook whatever, and I'm
Speaker 4: look at his hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's all right, that's her right.
Speaker 2: He'll never come for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Toby's at my house and he's come to
Speaker 3: see Peter.
Speaker 2: Not to do your garden.
Speaker 3: No, he's come to pick something, aren't okay?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 3: What I don't know, he knows I'm interested.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I literally don't know. I just went
Speaker 2: on high.
Speaker 4: I couldn't think of I couldn't think of a single thing.
Speaker 4: I would go to someone's house to pick up.
Speaker 3: What year is this again? Petrol? Something is left behind
Speaker 3: a tool tool, A rake has something an implement it with.
Speaker 4: You when you tell a story. The more questions I
Speaker 4: asked the correct okay.
Speaker 2: Petrol strange?
Speaker 3: Okay, but you think you think Toby is strange because
Speaker 3: they put it in moers and stuff.
Speaker 4: I know how petrol work.
Speaker 2: Bird know why he would need petrol? Do you think
Speaker 2: that's odd? Why did he leave it there? Or why
Speaker 2: is your husband? God, they're always loading.
Speaker 3: No, he would have had Toby anyway after. Why do
Speaker 3: you find it ludacrisic garden would have petrol?
Speaker 4: That's insane that your husband's selling petrol.
Speaker 3: Not selling or something.
Speaker 2: Man, it's a rake. I didn't ask what it was.
Speaker 2: I just went.
Speaker 3: I opened the door as I was literally about to
Speaker 3: walk out there, and then I was like, because you know,
Speaker 3: this is a thing with Australians if you've got any staff, right,
Speaker 3: I'm no good with staff. The concept, Oh you got
Speaker 3: a cleaner? No, don't you have a cleaner? You're so gay?
Speaker 2: Who has a cleaner? Got a cleaner? How often?
Speaker 3: Once a week?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, we need one. Don't say we don't
Speaker 2: need one, we just don't come. But also you're too gay? Men?
Speaker 2: What's that mean?
Speaker 3: You don't what would they clean just scrubbing. It's all
Speaker 3: the scrubby you would were there's six of us. It's
Speaker 3: the happiest time. It's the happiest time of the.
Speaker 2: When the cleaner comes. What does everyone do in the house,
Speaker 2: very son, do you do a pre clean clean? Of course?
Speaker 3: My husband makes everybody pick everything up off the floor.
Speaker 2: He's such a teacher. How long he's officially a teacher
Speaker 2: hinder this year?
Speaker 3: Okay anyway, Yeah, so we clean for the cleaner because
Speaker 3: Peter goes, which it enrages me. Cleaning for the cleaner.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why I just can't I just let just
Speaker 2: you know, I just it's let you be.
Speaker 3: Underpants what in which the elastic has gone? You know
Speaker 3: they're terrible underpants. But make this so comfortable. That's how
Speaker 3: I am when the cleaners come, right, what do you do?
Speaker 3: I don't have to suck it in. You said, we
Speaker 3: were always out of the house, so you just can't
Speaker 3: be in the house when people it's an Australian to
Speaker 3: be in the house while the cleaner is there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's also like when you're at a hotel and the
Speaker 4: cleaner comes, you've got to go. You can't sit there
Speaker 4: and watch when they clean the hotel.
Speaker 3: We lie there. Yeah, anyway, So yeah, people have got stuff.
Speaker 3: People people who come and fold Washington got the dog.
Speaker 3: What about you've got staff who walks?
Speaker 4: He takes your dog twice a week, hello, Chris, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: So his staff, yeah's staff for want of a better word,
Speaker 2: what do you call them? Help you with their life?
Speaker 2: He's a human being, Kate, Oh, no, they're not.
Speaker 3: Mae, No, they're not anyway, Rob anyway, No to lovely Toby.
Speaker 3: Toby is a beautiful guy. So we've known him for
Speaker 3: a long time. So when he arrived for some reason,
Speaker 3: because he arrives in his king g shorts and he
Speaker 3: always looks beautiful and tanned in his he's a cleanup
Speaker 3: because he's an outdoor man gardners.
Speaker 2: God, so confused.
Speaker 3: He's not me.
Speaker 2: His story is a lot of information. Continue.
Speaker 3: Well, we've just taken some highways and byways, mainly byways anyway.
Speaker 3: So I was very conscious of the fact that some
Speaker 3: people might think I don't work. H do you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Often I'm at home.
Speaker 3: I'm at home hours when other people are not.
Speaker 2: It's hard to explain our jobs to people. Correct anyway,
Speaker 2: So I was fair because we don't know what I went.
Speaker 3: So I walked out. Peter was out on the front
Speaker 3: door when I hired Toby. Happy New Year. He goes, Hi,
Speaker 3: I go, I say to Peter, anyway, I'm off to work.
Speaker 3: Such a strange thing.
Speaker 2: No, normally say that.
Speaker 3: No, who would say that? He knows where I'm going.
Speaker 2: I gave him a kiss and then Toby says to me,
Speaker 2: do you always take a bottle of calouet walking my bag?
Speaker 2: Bag only? And like, anyway, I'm going to work.
Speaker 3: Toby, you probably stopped work two hours ago.
Speaker 2: But look, I'm going to work now. You work at night.
Speaker 2: I work at night.
Speaker 3: And it's massive, it was a huge. Well it's a
Speaker 3: duty free one.
Speaker 2: Anyway. That's how what brought me here today.
Speaker 4: And here it is Cheers to twenty twenty five to
Speaker 4: Kalua and our buckheads.
Speaker 3: And our buckheads.
Speaker 2: And you met in.
Speaker 4: Bronzick Heads a couple of weeks ago. There popping up everywhere.
Speaker 3: The area is littered with them, because remember when I
Speaker 3: was up there for the party, they were there.
Speaker 2: This is so email. Buttle did a show there a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: And this is why bronzick Heads is a sweet spot
Speaker 4: to be and it is a perfect mix of.
Speaker 2: Money and not money. Yes, beautiful, so therefore it thrives.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of linen, yeah, but also anti everywhere
Speaker 4: you look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bring it on, But in fact linen's the great
Speaker 3: equalizer up there. Well, linen slash hemp a different on
Speaker 3: the stand, but in the not in the rumple. No,
Speaker 3: they're all rump or still skins up there, and you
Speaker 3: can't tell if they're loaded or headed to the Lismore markets.
Speaker 3: You cannot tell.
Speaker 4: And being with buttles so funny when you're traveling with
Speaker 4: lesbian they love telling you when things are a flood plane.
Speaker 4: I know so much about the inner workings of all
Speaker 4: the new South Wales Southeast Queensland coast, and that is
Speaker 4: a floodplane.
Speaker 2: They're in Lismore time. She was talking about the Lismore
Speaker 2: flood plan.
Speaker 3: We all know that a terrible part.
Speaker 2: But then she's telling me the ins and outs of
Speaker 2: what she'd be telling the residents.
Speaker 4: And because wearing Melbourn's got a flood morning on the
Speaker 4: bomb app and we're.
Speaker 2: Up there it was raining so much. She was like,
Speaker 2: this is exciting.
Speaker 3: Riddle me this because she's really deep in it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is what what were that app? Do?
Speaker 2: She use bomb bomb dot?
Speaker 3: Okay, she's not a real lesbian.
Speaker 2: You don't think so.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I think they've really got They've got to others to
Speaker 3: other ones. It's like when traveling, Yes, John smowing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jim's pussy cleaning.
Speaker 3: No, it's like when you're traveling, go on a car
Speaker 3: and if they just use maps like I do.
Speaker 2: They've got ways. The ways fit people.
Speaker 4: Cody bomb dot gve dot you ap so good enough
Speaker 4: for Cody when he's going to ride his bike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he uses Windy.
Speaker 4: Call him windy and his wind trick it up with
Speaker 4: the wind direction arrows and you can zoom in on
Speaker 4: the street and it tells you the wind direction, so
Speaker 4: we can work out his bike riding.
Speaker 3: How is he and how is your year?
Speaker 2: Bless? Can I tell you about our new happy Year?
Speaker 3: When did he come back?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: He had Christmas apart, Yes, he went up to Stratti. Yeah,
Speaker 3: laughed so much South Straight broke did you bother to?
Speaker 2: I know I was laughing too much because I don't
Speaker 2: know as you know, I mean Island Southland? Can I
Speaker 2: be fair the North Islands of New Zealand is a
Speaker 2: little bit more dramatically different than the one island. Madman
Speaker 2: did tell me, though, what do you go there?
Speaker 4: He goes, I don't understand abou queenslanders so weird with water.
Speaker 4: He goes, something something's coming, So did you swim? We
Speaker 4: can't swim that part, idiot. A woman got taken by
Speaker 4: hammerhead sharks two years ago.
Speaker 2: You've got a hit.
Speaker 3: Are you there near the park?
Speaker 4: Why are you going to the place where a woman
Speaker 4: was killed by hammerhead sharks?
Speaker 3: True, Grant, I mean people bull sharks like nature. Maybe
Speaker 3: I've got the shark and it wouldn't be a hammy head.
Speaker 3: I don't know what shark it was, but any who,
Speaker 3: White Point, I laughed, Grayns.
Speaker 2: I laughed a lot because his mother goes Gail book
Speaker 2: the year com Yes, what did she do? God?
Speaker 4: He said to me, your peak of his family Christmas
Speaker 4: holiday in a single bunk bed with his mum on
Speaker 4: the one underneath and his stepdad and the other one
Speaker 4: on the other side.
Speaker 2: They didn't.
Speaker 4: She filled a gather with bunk beds for everyone.
Speaker 2: Everything she didn't mean too, I think.
Speaker 4: So it was that all camp to that all camping
Speaker 4: there's no other way to do it. There I've been
Speaker 4: told on the bit therein.
Speaker 2: Either bit therein with the hammerhead shot, which is where
Speaker 2: they must stand a better option than a bunk.
Speaker 3: That reminds me years ago we were driving to Queensland
Speaker 3: with my mum and dad and we all stayed in
Speaker 3: a family room in a motel. This will not made.
Speaker 3: Then boyfriend had to watch my mother get ready for bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Watching someone's mom is a level event to get ready
Speaker 4: for bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 4: Nineties moisturizers, Yeah, flannel nights, happening my.
Speaker 3: Hair up, things with stockings, half stockings, hungover shower.
Speaker 2: I'm getting in my head.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing really old school thick moisturizer on the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. She doesn't believe in that because
Speaker 3: she's got because she's got the Jamaican skin and black
Speaker 3: jn't cracks. She doesn't believe face products. I've never used
Speaker 3: anything except to stringent on my face.
Speaker 2: And then stunning, stunning anyone New Year's Eve?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, where were you? So? Had he come back from.
Speaker 4: The family, Yeah, and then we had to squeeze in
Speaker 4: his fortieth don't forget in the twenty eight years yeah,
Speaker 4: I was back on the twenty seven figure out for
Speaker 4: drinks and the twentyeth's or just too much.
Speaker 2: That's stupid birthday, that's stupid date.
Speaker 3: As you know, I'm still reeling from my husband in
Speaker 3: his December birthday and the month of celebrations that preceded
Speaker 3: the month of celebration.
Speaker 4: Very small get together, A couple of drinks and city
Speaker 4: went home to ours. He had his crew. I said
Speaker 4: good night to everyone and a hypop to sleep.
Speaker 2: Did you that's that's me?
Speaker 3: And what did they do?
Speaker 2: Go for a bike ride?
Speaker 4: Job on Windy Yells.
Speaker 2: Let's go, don't forget your high? Is there?
Speaker 4: So this was the first year ever that I literally
Speaker 4: did nothing.
Speaker 2: I've never not done anything on.
Speaker 3: So a girlfriend of mine did that for the first I.
Speaker 4: Have never not done nothing ever, proper nothing. But we
Speaker 4: did do one thing, very romantic. Cody and I we
Speaker 4: took de worming table.
Speaker 2: Were you like, we're not taking these parasites into the yeah,
Speaker 2: chocolate flavored? Yes, they were. Always could not wait to
Speaker 2: talk to you about this. A couple of months ago,
Speaker 2: we're catching up with our friends and a friend dropped
Speaker 2: that she does because she's a school teacher.
Speaker 3: She does they have every six months? Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 3: I don't know why. And if you've got a dog,
Speaker 3: you're also right.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I found it so funny.
Speaker 3: I've got tank Wader, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why we found it so funny.
Speaker 4: We just found it very funny that a friend would
Speaker 4: just randomly tell the table she worms twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4: But then it kind of swung around to Cody and
Speaker 4: I because then it turned to us that we've never
Speaker 4: done it, and you've got a dog who've never done
Speaker 4: it in my forty one years of no do you
Speaker 4: know what?
Speaker 2: I had done it either?
Speaker 3: And also you know, we had kids, little kids, and
Speaker 3: people were always like, they're riddled with worms.
Speaker 2: I never had one.
Speaker 3: I only did it for the first time, Sush. Can
Speaker 3: you remember when we did? It wasn't that long ater,
Speaker 3: So you did it together like all of you do.
Speaker 4: But apparently you're not like sometimes you just don't know
Speaker 4: you've got them.
Speaker 2: And there's all those stories people say that, right, I know,
Speaker 2: if you've got them, what does it matter. That's a
Speaker 2: good point.
Speaker 4: But anyway, we freaked out.
Speaker 2: You have maybe I have on did.
Speaker 3: Either of you have any of the symptoms, just.
Speaker 2: A single symptom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what they really are.
Speaker 3: Worse actually going to the chemist.
Speaker 4: My friend did tell me that her kid had it.
Speaker 3: She had Yeah, that's right, that's how you always know.
Speaker 4: And was like screaming, Ye, little butt was so itchy.
Speaker 4: So none of that. We got like panicked, like, but
Speaker 4: we better d worm Yeah, so you did.
Speaker 2: But I got embarrassed. I didn't want to go into
Speaker 2: the chemists warehouse.
Speaker 3: But chemis's ware house is fine and gets a tablets.
Speaker 3: Those people are so ground down by the standing on
Speaker 3: concrete floors all day.
Speaker 4: They don't sell vitamins. Yeah, Betney spears perfume.
Speaker 3: Just coming at them, coming at them, those pink.
Speaker 4: Hello to the buckheads. If you're working in a chemist warehouse,
Speaker 4: we appreciate I see you, we love you. I'm sorry
Speaker 4: that I didn't come into your business. I ordered the
Speaker 4: chocolate flavored de worming tablets online. Yes, they arrived a
Speaker 4: couple of days later in the post, and we.
Speaker 3: Or them from just a chemist's warehouse on just to
Speaker 3: have any embarrassment at all, seven dollars ninety nine delivery
Speaker 3: fee was worth it.
Speaker 4: I don't want some random person. Chim's thinking, I have
Speaker 4: an itchy but I know you.
Speaker 2: To my buddies, pristine, are you string? I'm not allowed
Speaker 2: to eat ice out of your mouth. Out of your mouth,
Speaker 2: that's the beauty of vice.
Speaker 3: It's gone. Am I also not allowed to drink water
Speaker 3: because that's what just happened.
Speaker 4: That was uns with d wormed and welcome hive.
Speaker 2: What a buck. And also that's such a good tip.
Speaker 3: If the something that embarrasses you to order and all that,
Speaker 3: that's because remember you told me once that's how you
Speaker 3: order your extra, extra, extra small condom.
Speaker 4: What you got me, you got me. But then when
Speaker 4: I said to you about me taking something I can't
Speaker 4: wait to tell you about.
Speaker 2: You said your husband took something.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Peter alan Lewis has worms, no, because nothing
Speaker 3: can could survive what that man has put himself through.
Speaker 3: Like he's very relaxed.
Speaker 2: Ye, he's just what do worms want?
Speaker 3: He likes a party right now, I hasten to add.
Speaker 3: He's very responsible, always scoring at basketball, never misses a
Speaker 3: never misses an obligation or an appointment, an appointment, and
Speaker 3: the kids all the bills, Bill's admin blah blah blah. Right,
Speaker 3: So when he cuts loose, he likes to cut loose.
Speaker 3: So New Year's Eve, we were down at the beach
Speaker 3: and we were in our little cottage, which, like the
Speaker 3: Magic Pudding, expanded to take twenty people.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to stop you right there. I forgot
Speaker 4: to bring this up. You posted an Instagram video on
Speaker 4: Christmas or New Year's around that time. Yes, everyone go
Speaker 4: to Kate's profile right now to have a look at it.
Speaker 4: It was I thought it was a taalstra ad. It
Speaker 4: was so perfect.
Speaker 2: Guitar. I was watching it, going, it's just a I
Speaker 2: thought it was.
Speaker 3: A no, it was madness and it was that.
Speaker 2: Was news e that quid popped. It popped off.
Speaker 3: Okay, so those girls who were.
Speaker 2: Singing, did you rehearse that video?
Speaker 3: Don't think nothing. I just actually found my phone for
Speaker 3: the first time in three days and we I'll do
Speaker 3: a video.
Speaker 2: I felt like it was rehearsed.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it was gorgeous, it was awesome, and we had
Speaker 2: the most beautiful invite for me. So another guy there
Speaker 2: totally there were two games.
Speaker 3: Hello coming peer.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you know you're totally on. I had to
Speaker 2: d one.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're totally invited. The point is we had Okay,
Speaker 3: so we had twenty people in this little house.
Speaker 2: It's a little fire brokes. Okay.
Speaker 3: Peter had put up a tent for Sunday, had brought
Speaker 3: three of her friends. It always had brought his girlfriend
Speaker 3: friends of ours. Had come from Sydney, and it was
Speaker 3: his year that he had his kids.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: So they another mate, Larry Chronic came.
Speaker 2: Larry came. Yeah, okay, Larry feeling.
Speaker 3: Sarry Chronic Jr. Because that too much to say anyway,
Speaker 3: So then it was Peter's brother and sister came down.
Speaker 3: They were on a bike ride, riding along an old
Speaker 3: rail trail or whatever. They said they were coming for years.
Speaker 3: Ere they rode over and we had Artie and all
Speaker 3: our kids were there. Everyone anyway, and there was someone
Speaker 3: else I can't remember. Anyway, the girls decided they wanted
Speaker 3: to do a concert, but everyone so someone was making
Speaker 3: cocktails and someone everyone was busy bang up for.
Speaker 2: Everyone had something to do in that video.
Speaker 3: And so the girls were getting all nervous that they
Speaker 3: decided the day before they were going to do a concerts.
Speaker 3: So they had decided two Taylor Swift songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gypsy sing did I say gypsy Gypsy?
Speaker 3: Did I say, Kate?
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, is this gypsy? Yeah? Gypsy? She can
Speaker 2: sing Gypsy Lee Rodgers and she can sing yeah. Of
Speaker 2: course she's a singer. I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Aren't you following her on Instagram? Oh my god, she's
Speaker 3: got the most gorgeous like her mom.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get her in little number on the Bible.
Speaker 2: She totally would.
Speaker 3: Our next live show will have either or both.
Speaker 2: Of them, mother daughter duo.
Speaker 3: Heavenly anyway. But the bizarre thing was Gipsy didn't want
Speaker 3: to sing Sunday who's like me? Absolutely tone death but
Speaker 3: not even with my love of performing. She decided she
Speaker 3: was going to be our mate anyway. Then, so they
Speaker 3: all sang, why was I telling you?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Everyone? So after Peter made a fire it was cold
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 3: We're down in opposite Wilson's prom which is a place
Speaker 3: so it's full of snakes.
Speaker 2: And inclement weather. Awesome.
Speaker 3: We always pretend to Sash there's no snakes, because she
Speaker 3: can't handle the snakes. New Zealand them that you didn't
Speaker 3: come this summer. Such I can tell you there was
Speaker 3: two snake sightings.
Speaker 2: Oh bad snakes. Not on our property.
Speaker 3: Snakes are There's no good snakes in Australia, isn't there.
Speaker 3: So there was a brown in the neighbors old Dons
Speaker 3: across the road, and then one day the middle house
Speaker 3: in which the cookers came to stay. Who make me
Speaker 3: look like me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, make me look like you?
Speaker 3: Like so full On Monday she came to borrow a
Speaker 3: bottle of vinegar so she could burn it to get
Speaker 3: rid of the chem trails. And we were always.
Speaker 2: Like, we weren't sure. Yeah, I love her, love her.
Speaker 2: You can burn Vinnie to get rid of kemp trail.
Speaker 3: She goes, can you see the circle above my head?
Speaker 3: She goes, you know it ain't no halo. Anyway, the
Speaker 3: point was it was madness and all sorts of things
Speaker 3: were happening at this party. The kids were there, but
Speaker 3: they've grown up, so the girls were drinking and data
Speaker 3: DA and the younger boys. It's a cool mom, yarn,
Speaker 3: he had no, never been a cool mom, never mom, no, no.
Speaker 4: My mother Lyn used to say, well, if you're going
Speaker 4: to do marijuana, or if you're going to drink alcohol, you
Speaker 4: will do it in the backyard with me and your
Speaker 4: father alone. You can have six friends over and I
Speaker 4: don't have a joint.
Speaker 3: I don't leaving that. But guess who does Peter? Peter,
Speaker 3: she does because he told a cool teacher, Yanni, that
Speaker 3: he could have a drink.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, y but he's fifteen, I legal drinking a please.
Speaker 2: I don't like your parents with your parents, all I know.
Speaker 3: And so with Peter, We've got an iconic photo of
Speaker 3: him when he was fourteen. His brother had got him
Speaker 3: drunk at a barbecue and he's wearing a string of
Speaker 3: sausages as a necklace.
Speaker 4: I have and I'll post it on the buck up inside.
Speaker 4: I photo of them of the first time I had alcohol,
Speaker 4: when Mum and Dad let me have a few friends
Speaker 4: over and a bit of alcohol, and I had like
Speaker 4: half a UDL and then I passed out in the gutter.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: So my point is, I've got a fifteen year old
Speaker 3: having his first beer, yes, with the girls, and the
Speaker 3: girls took over and ran Peter's bar because beer is fine.
Speaker 2: Peter came to the fire. We're all having a great time.
Speaker 3: I don't know where I was when this happened, but
Speaker 3: someone came to get me and I came down.
Speaker 2: By to the fire.
Speaker 3: The fire by the way, was an old washing machine
Speaker 3: tub traditional traditional, That's how we roll in our asbestos houses.
Speaker 3: That's how we have fire. Right anyway, Peter's sitting by
Speaker 3: the fire.
Speaker 2: There's a few people. I'm like, what's happened?
Speaker 3: Peter was the color of a cotton on pure white
Speaker 3: T shirt when it's linen washed Brunswick head linen white. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when it's been washed bleach brown brown. It was a
Speaker 3: terrible color. And his shirt was drenched with sweat, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's happened?
Speaker 2: Marshes or something?
Speaker 3: Well you think so, you know what he had?
Speaker 2: He had his zin what some sort of worming tublet
Speaker 2: in one.
Speaker 3: Of those Swedish tobacco pouches that our eldest son Lewis,
Speaker 3: who doesn't drink, doesn't do me any doesn't have any vices.
Speaker 3: So when I was running around with him on on
Speaker 3: chrol Z, I think z i j in was zaid
Speaker 3: i in zin there Swedish anyway, when he said to
Speaker 3: me tobacco, Yeah, tobacco, just tobacco set in a pouch
Speaker 3: and you put under your gum.
Speaker 2: I think that was chouch.
Speaker 3: That was terrible. Have you watched that Joco by the way,
Speaker 3: which one about a VICI? Oh, no, one, there's a
Speaker 3: lot rip, there's a lot they're not telling.
Speaker 2: Us about him. Yeah, okay, well okay.
Speaker 3: So when when I was shopping with Lewis on Boxing
Speaker 3: No on Christmas Eve, he said to me, Mam, I
Speaker 3: want to get some Zin. I was so happy that
Speaker 3: he wanted something.
Speaker 2: Different you can't get from chemist.
Speaker 3: Just something that wasn't wholesome, that I went I shoving
Speaker 3: into the nearest redly tobacconist. We go in there, the
Speaker 3: guy goes, I don't have zims, but why don't you
Speaker 3: buy these? They're exactly the same.
Speaker 2: Are they?
Speaker 3: Five times the strength of Zin's. So Peter had put
Speaker 3: one in his gum. He said, I've had the greatest
Speaker 3: five minutes of my life. Then he collapsed and.
Speaker 2: Had to be shouldered off.
Speaker 3: He was in a flop suit, his his shirked, absolutely
Speaker 3: drenched with sweat. He was nearly had a heart attack tobacco.
Speaker 3: So his two elder sons put his arms out of
Speaker 3: them like something from World War two Jesus, and had
Speaker 3: to carry their father in and lay him on the bed.
Speaker 3: He was having heart palpitations and vomiting. And then I
Speaker 3: had to come in and wipe his brow with a.
Speaker 2: Lion in your video.
Speaker 3: No, but at that point I couldn't find my phone again,
Speaker 3: and he didn't even see New Year's Eve. The party
Speaker 3: had to continue about him.
Speaker 2: I have never.
Speaker 3: Known my husband.
Speaker 2: Your son took it.
Speaker 3: Well, Lewis said. Yeah, Lewis was giving them to people,
Speaker 3: but people were like, we don't want them, they're no good.
Speaker 3: One of our other friends who was there, Gracie, had
Speaker 3: taken one and that made her thrower.
Speaker 2: So they were all these yeah, they were too strong, strong.
Speaker 3: And then when Lewis felt so terrible and he kept
Speaker 3: going up and saying I'm sorry, just staring drenched with sweat,
Speaker 3: with the face the color of an undercooked pancake. It
Speaker 3: was so terrible.
Speaker 2: And then when Peter said, the next.
Speaker 3: Day, you know what was great, Okay, leaning kids.
Speaker 2: He woke up early and he did all the clean
Speaker 2: love it. So then we came up with a strategy.
Speaker 3: You must poison someone at every New Year's Eve party.
Speaker 4: Zin pouches are highly addictive. It may increase cardio vascular
Speaker 4: disease risk in people not already using nicotine. Okay, teens
Speaker 4: and young adults who do not smoke or vapor should
Speaker 4: avoid this product, all right.
Speaker 3: So when Peter seed, I had the best five minutes.
Speaker 3: By the way, zin's illegal.
Speaker 2: Zin is not legal in Australia. That's why the.
Speaker 3: Guy didn't happen, Lewis said, when Peter said, he had
Speaker 3: it in for five minutes, so.
Speaker 2: It was just like five minutes. Yeah, hang on, I
Speaker 2: was gonna show the photo me having alcohol for the
Speaker 2: first time.
Speaker 3: Show me.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, is that you on the floor. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's me passed out on the gutter on the sleeping
Speaker 2: bag over there. Yeah, it's two different photos, it is.
Speaker 3: But I love that bottom photo. Someone is trying to
Speaker 3: roger her from behind.
Speaker 4: We'll put it on the back up pod page.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool. That's a great photo.
Speaker 3: That bottom photo is like a photo out of Mad
Speaker 3: and that was from UDLS Mad what flavor ud L?
Speaker 2: I think it would have been a Raspberry or a Classic.
Speaker 3: I know it might have if you were were they
Speaker 3: catering to your palette or they trying to make you
Speaker 3: grow up with a jack and a splash?
Speaker 2: No, it was a d L. Yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: you know. My choice of drink was out of the closet.
Speaker 2: You've got to go look at that.
Speaker 3: That's stunning, and I'll get the photo of Peter with
Speaker 3: the sausages.
Speaker 2: Please do hello, Hey, do we.
Speaker 3: Have any messages from bark Wits.
Speaker 2: Of course we haven't had any people. You mean we
Speaker 2: haven't done the pot in four weeks.
Speaker 3: I wondered where there's plenty?
Speaker 2: O let me look at there's plenty.
Speaker 3: Well, you talk to mew smell smell terrible. I think
Speaker 3: this is terrible, terrible.
Speaker 2: I brought you in a lovely sent.
Speaker 3: You brought in beautiful replicacy replica. We've talked on this part.
Speaker 3: You love to smell like a fireplace.
Speaker 2: Uh huh my favorite.
Speaker 3: My husband likes to smell like a dirty ashtra on
Speaker 3: your news.
Speaker 2: Already got me a very expensive tom Ford leather for
Speaker 2: my birth Beauty free, Judy free smell so good?
Speaker 3: Are you wearing it now?
Speaker 2: I smell like an old chair, all right?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: So mine is not a good smell? Okay, what is it?
Speaker 3: Mine is not a good smell?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, I think this is what happened to me ninety
Speaker 3: nine percent? Sure you know when you've had washing, yeah,
Speaker 3: and you haven't taken it out of the machine. It
Speaker 3: is I define replica.
Speaker 2: You do what to invent? Musty washing?
Speaker 3: Clo musty washing horrible? Yeah, it's wet.
Speaker 2: You can't doing another water around.
Speaker 3: So when I got dressed today and I tried to
Speaker 3: put something nice.
Speaker 4: On, you look lovely in your What color is that salmon?
Speaker 4: I think peach, coral or coral apricol.
Speaker 3: Maybe some sort of melon cantalope the middle, not the outside,
Speaker 3: like avocados. So confusing when people avocado green the inside
Speaker 3: of the avocado, the outside of the avocado. Make yourself?
Speaker 2: Or the famous Randy joke blueberries and purple? Who's Randy
Speaker 2: the puppet? The Canadian blueberries and purple? That the rants
Speaker 2: on about.
Speaker 3: Famous, famous famous rand pretty famous.
Speaker 2: Famous Randy joke. None of that. Everyone knows who Randy is.
Speaker 3: I do know now when you say he Randy puppet,
Speaker 3: he's killing it.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, he lovely man legend the pups. Oh sorry,
Speaker 4: I mean Randy's das Randy.
Speaker 3: But I didn't know there was a famous Randy joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the blueberries a purple, the.
Speaker 3: Blueberries inside they're actually green?
Speaker 2: About that? Out of your mouse out? Terrible to me?
Speaker 2: People really really get Have they commented about it?
Speaker 3: Had they commented about Okay, if they haven't commented about it,
Speaker 3: I think this is a safe space for people like me.
Speaker 2: Listen to you scoff.
Speaker 4: Your face for an hour a week.
Speaker 3: So I don't I'm not actually eating this time, but
Speaker 3: come on, ner. So I had some pants on.
Speaker 2: I put them in the dryer before I left. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Anyway, when I put them on and I was running
Speaker 3: around getting bottles of color and ice, thank you. That
Speaker 3: wasn't a thank you tone.
Speaker 2: I that was that time is really wrong? Let's shine again.
Speaker 2: Didn't like saying goodbye to Nana.
Speaker 3: Nan.
Speaker 2: You realize it was the final time. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you've used the wrong time. All my grandparents no longer
Speaker 2: with us?
Speaker 3: Rip?
Speaker 2: Are they?
Speaker 3: I same with mine?
Speaker 2: Actually? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Anyway, And then I went, there's a terrible smell following
Speaker 3: me around the house.
Speaker 2: No, I know, no one likes very sensitive to smell. Smell.
Speaker 2: No one likes a smell. Okay, Oh dear God, give.
Speaker 3: Just smell the waistband so terrible, so terrible.
Speaker 2: You know what that is? You know what that is?
Speaker 2: You know what that is? That's costume shop. When you
Speaker 2: pick something.
Speaker 3: You Princess lead a great time in this outfit.
Speaker 2: No one put it away. Have a whiff of the.
Speaker 3: Steer, clear of the crotch, but just have a waist
Speaker 3: so terrible.
Speaker 2: Have a whiff of the waistburn? Is it terrible? Just
Speaker 2: you're going to burn them?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Burn?
Speaker 2: You keep doing it? Why do you keep doing it?
Speaker 3: I can't believe that that can get okay. These were
Speaker 3: only not hung out after one day.
Speaker 2: You you.
Speaker 4: I would always thought you were a natural dryer. I'm
Speaker 4: surprised you used to dry.
Speaker 2: I didn't have time to dry.
Speaker 3: That's why everything else was on the washing line except towers.
Speaker 2: Do not air dry a towel out, you know, rip
Speaker 2: skin off? It's so hard. I like a rough Yeah,
Speaker 2: we love it. Excuse me. My idea of hell is
Speaker 2: a hard tell. I want to be great? Do you becme?
Speaker 2: But people like us?
Speaker 3: You know what we like?
Speaker 2: We like to be like cute.
Speaker 3: Little bears scratching our backs against the chunk. I aka
Speaker 3: a man.
Speaker 4: I exfoliate in the shower with my exfoliating glove.
Speaker 3: No that, Yeah, you're right, And I don't know why
Speaker 3: I thought you were gay.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I want.
Speaker 4: You're telling me that blokes don't have an exfoliating glove.
Speaker 3: What sort of exfoliant and glove do you use?
Speaker 4: It's one of those the cheap o's from because I
Speaker 4: replace it a lot, do you?
Speaker 2: Because I read about being discussed the never wear out.
Speaker 4: They're disgusting and it's also pumping microplastics into my skin.
Speaker 3: Bring it on, so the pan specific rubbish dumps all
Speaker 3: my all Nate valveo section skin. Just just know your gloves,
Speaker 3: just your hands.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't do it.
Speaker 4: I don't replace the glove every day, but every at
Speaker 4: least everything have a loofer.
Speaker 3: But a loof is so gross because it's natural.
Speaker 2: And in the holds of the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and sometimes the seed comes out. Yeah yeah, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 3: a seed.
Speaker 2: Comes what the loofer in it?
Speaker 3: There's a whole seed from the looferaf Like you used
Speaker 3: it so much on yourself that a seed came out.
Speaker 3: Am I like a couch and wanted to be bott
Speaker 3: I don't know that smells like a couch.
Speaker 2: It's terrible. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we're not never discussing.
Speaker 2: That every what never. This is this the first one,
Speaker 2: but we're.
Speaker 4: Like, we're really focused this year. We're gonna be really tight.
Speaker 4: Keep our stories the pre record chat.
Speaker 2: Wait, this is how we are?
Speaker 3: Are we?
Speaker 4: I want to tell this is what you said to
Speaker 4: me before we press record.
Speaker 3: None of these episodes they go for aur I've got
Speaker 3: to sit near listen to you.
Speaker 2: Bang on for an hour. I did too. And why
Speaker 2: did I say that, Nate?
Speaker 4: Because last time I was too much. I was eleven
Speaker 4: out of ten last time. And I've come down a
Speaker 4: few and now you've gone too.
Speaker 2: You've gone too. I'm summer come down.
Speaker 3: Not even your depressurizing personality can bring me back down.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm as giddy as a girl. You know what, haven't
Speaker 2: we missed each other? I missed you terribly.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm doing the last bit detext from Dad. Welcome
Speaker 4: to the new and improved text from Mum?
Speaker 2: Segment goodness? But is this such a thing as a
Speaker 2: text from Dad? Wife?
Speaker 3: It's beautiful on there.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty five, we are welcoming texts from Dad.
Speaker 3: Oh, my text from Mum.
Speaker 2: They've forgotten over the holidays. People forgot now texts from Dad.
Speaker 3: I can't even fathom. Is it about your car in
Speaker 3: the drive?
Speaker 4: One also will find out. I think they'll be very short.
Speaker 4: They'll be very very short messages.
Speaker 2: But there's there's.
Speaker 3: There's got one from Jusepe.
Speaker 2: I've got a text from Dad to kick us off,
Speaker 2: and it's a classic text from Dad. Here we go,
Speaker 2: text from Dad. Can you believe it?
Speaker 3: We need the intro games?
Speaker 2: A text from or Dad? Or Dad.
Speaker 4: The only real thing that Giuseppe and I really talk
Speaker 4: about is the car tires.
Speaker 3: You know, tires, sports, No.
Speaker 4: Just cars and tires. And I needed a service, didn't it?
Speaker 4: Message here still under you.
Speaker 2: Use this his whole profession.
Speaker 4: Literally, the guy replaced him.
Speaker 2: This is his work.
Speaker 3: What's the workshop called? Let's give them a shout out?
Speaker 2: Melbourne City? Toyota?
Speaker 3: Really where are they?
Speaker 2: Melbourne City? In the city in Elizabeth Street, that's the
Speaker 2: big one in the roundabout.
Speaker 3: That was one of the first things I ever saw
Speaker 3: when I came to Melbourne from Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Just said he would have been in their way and hoyer,
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what you have tinkered with me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you were broken or me exhaust, if you needed
Speaker 2: a tinker.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I need to get.
Speaker 2: That set out changed out. I needed to clean out waistline.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Major smell.
Speaker 4: So there was this December is very busy for my
Speaker 4: family birthdays, birthdays.
Speaker 2: It's a big month. It's like seven birthdays.
Speaker 3: About Cody or they were actually relieved.
Speaker 4: Birthday, my brother, couple of niece's birthdays. Uncle's just a
Speaker 4: lot of birthdays. There's a lot going on, right. So
Speaker 4: it was around that time, very short and sharp text
Speaker 4: between him and I car service. This is the guy,
Speaker 4: this is the number. I wrote, thanks see you Tuesday.
Speaker 4: He wrote, back watch Tuesday. I wrote back Christmas Eve?
Speaker 4: He wrote, back Jesus Christ it never ends, or Dad, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Christ, it nevers.
Speaker 3: And how perfect and ironically christmasy in the center?
Speaker 2: Well in one it's just perfect dads, What are they doing?
Speaker 3: I wonder if these alb people that yeah, like you know,
Speaker 3: sisters have always got a weird thing.
Speaker 2: Are we going to change it to text from someone
Speaker 2: in your family? It doesn't have the.
Speaker 3: Same if someone's got no, No, it doesn't doesn't. But
Speaker 3: I wonder if you would you have passag from your sister. Yeah, yeah, sisters,
Speaker 3: Sisters are a thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, how about I do also want an asterix
Speaker 4: this because I do think this stops people from sending him.
Speaker 4: You will change asterix this by.
Speaker 5: Saying why Asterix astros risk as to Risk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't think it.
Speaker 3: Asterix is a cartoon character. No one says as I'm
Speaker 3: just being a bitch.
Speaker 4: It's fine, and you've told me on my face regime
Speaker 4: not regiment what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Well, their words, it's all we've got. We're podcasters, that's.
Speaker 2: All literally.
Speaker 3: Say to that great opening.
Speaker 4: Will change people's names if you want us to, because
Speaker 4: at the buck Up Live a couple of people said, we.
Speaker 2: Would love to see, but we don't want to get
Speaker 2: in trouble. You know you're right, so we'll change the names.
Speaker 2: Change the name, like the.
Speaker 3: Name of that cartoon character Asterisk. They changed his name
Speaker 3: to Asterisk and nobody ever recognized.
Speaker 2: Him Jesus Christ that never had.
Speaker 3: The buck Up Podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook
Speaker 3: and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Speaker 3: Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
Speaker 3: call him Jack and Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.