Speaker 1: Hi, idiot, It's just popping in before you listen to
Speaker 1: the episode to give you a little trigger warning. About
Speaker 1: seven minutes in, we touch on a few topics that
Speaker 1: might be a bit tricky for some people to hear,
Speaker 1: including body image, diet culture, eating disorders, and so if
Speaker 1: those topics bring up anything for you and you want
Speaker 1: to give that segment a miss, you can check the
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Speaker 1: to skip forward to. Plus will pop some resources in
Speaker 1: the show notes if you feel like you need a
Speaker 1: bit of support.
Speaker 2: Right, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Just Real hosted by a couple of mitches. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: please yourself for the route shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Oh please.
Speaker 3: You're in bed with a cup of bloody Hall Licks
Speaker 3: by a tall Licks. It puts you to slip. It's
Speaker 3: like a milk drink.
Speaker 2: Sounds like the slur I've heard that whole Licks.
Speaker 3: Mature and mitchual coups. Hello you you helloh.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to my loundroom technically.
Speaker 3: Talk Back Tings Live three point zero. I feel like
Speaker 3: we're back to last week. We're in Mitchell's lound room again.
Speaker 2: Just no callers. That's the only difference.
Speaker 3: No, no fucking call Jesus Christ. That call waiting sound
Speaker 3: burnt into my brain.
Speaker 1: Did you notice, listening back to the episode that I
Speaker 1: did manage to edit out a lot of the beepings
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: That would have been mindnumbingly boring for you.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I literally just highlighted one of the beeps and then
Speaker 1: I highlighted the whole audio and just said, remove this
Speaker 1: sound from the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Fuck, you can do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then I.
Speaker 1: Realized that we reference the beepings, I have to put
Speaker 1: some of them back in.
Speaker 3: Can you do that one week? But just isolate one
Speaker 3: of Jenna, one of Jenna's moons or her laughs, and
Speaker 3: just isolate all of Jenna from the show.
Speaker 2: Prizkeeper Jenner is here or is she? I'm gonna remove her? No,
Speaker 2: don't remive me.
Speaker 3: Wait, can you just give us a couple of classic
Speaker 3: jenitisms and then we can mark them with AI. We
Speaker 3: might even put it. We can put it somewhere for
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 4: It's actually ras shirt.
Speaker 3: Give us some genitisms a big cackle, well said, and
Speaker 3: now what am I supposed to do with that? Isn't
Speaker 3: that what you said? That you give the computer that
Speaker 3: piece and then it removes all.
Speaker 1: Of her Yeah, but she'd have to do that exact
Speaker 1: cackle again to detect it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're pretty predictable.
Speaker 2: That might work, That might work.
Speaker 3: We Mitch's living room, because, to be perfectly honest with
Speaker 3: you all, you idiots, we just don't have the energy.
Speaker 2: We're exhausted, feeling relaxed.
Speaker 1: And to be frank, after last week's talk back ting's
Speaker 1: episode that we did from my lounge room, you just
Speaker 1: fucked off because you were running late for dinner, so
Speaker 1: all your equipment was here anyway. Yeah, why don't we
Speaker 1: just kick back in my laundeer And I'm sitting on
Speaker 1: the l of my couch.
Speaker 2: I've got my feet up, I'm loving Yeah.
Speaker 3: It looks like we're about to have a therapy session, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: He's got his bike, his socks on, his legs are
Speaker 3: up on the chape.
Speaker 2: I do look like I'm at a therapy session. This
Speaker 2: is nice. Yeah you're the therapist.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I think i'd be a great therapist.
Speaker 2: You reckon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I meant to laugh in their face at their issues.
Speaker 3: I'm just so boisterous.
Speaker 1: Now can I ask you to Oh God, how are
Speaker 1: your bodies feeling because I dragged you along to my
Speaker 1: pilate studio to do one of my bar classes that
Speaker 1: I do twice a week.
Speaker 2: We've filmed it, we've recorded it. We're bringing it to
Speaker 2: you next week on the podcast as part of the
Speaker 2: Hobby Hunt.
Speaker 3: Hobby Hunt Baby, Yeah next week.
Speaker 1: Mummy needs time to edit, mummy. But yeah, that the
Speaker 1: class has happened. How are you feeling? Are you aching?
Speaker 4: I thought i'd be fine. The day after I was
Speaker 4: not fine. Yeah, muscle pain.
Speaker 3: I am so sore. Really, I am so soal.
Speaker 2: Do you want know what happened to me? Though?
Speaker 1: So I did my normal class that I would go
Speaker 1: to and then a half hour gap, and then you
Speaker 1: guys rocked up and we did a second private class
Speaker 1: and doing two bar classes in a row.
Speaker 3: Holy fuck. Yeah, it killed me.
Speaker 1: And then I had to hobble back to that studio
Speaker 1: today because I do two classes a week and so
Speaker 1: I've done a third and so I'm so glad I
Speaker 1: didn't have to go to the studio. And I'm on
Speaker 1: my couch because my body is ready to just give up.
Speaker 1: I could just Mumma find me. I'm ready to go,
Speaker 1: but I had Pete that day.
Speaker 3: Also, no one congratulated me. I ran a quarter marathon. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think you. I had the medal in the car,
Speaker 3: and I was gonna wear it like a dick, like
Speaker 3: a dick, like a dickhead.
Speaker 2: Oh right, I thought you.
Speaker 1: Literally meant you were going to put it around your
Speaker 1: waist and just have it dangling like.
Speaker 3: Balls that it eat me in the ball. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: wear it like a cock. Now, wear it like a
Speaker 3: knob head and be like, look what I got. I
Speaker 3: ran fourteen kilometers. I did it.
Speaker 2: Did you run the whole time? Yes? Yes, ran, Yes,
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 3: In an hour forty You have to it's fourteen kilometers.
Speaker 1: It's truly impressive because I've been telling myself since the
Speaker 1: year twenty fifteen, when I first moved to Sydney. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm not ready this year, but next
Speaker 1: year I'm going to do the fuck consider it serve.
Speaker 1: And every single year I've been going, nah, next year
Speaker 1: is my year. It just kind of comes around again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, well I missed it this year, I'll
Speaker 1: do it next year. I'll be ready next year.
Speaker 3: Well, I know what happened is I signed up two
Speaker 3: days or three days before the run, so I was
Speaker 3: in the mums and bubb category because everything else was empty.
Speaker 3: It's like pink, green, blue, yellow, red, orange, and orange
Speaker 3: is Prams and my charity walkers. So I was there.
Speaker 3: Everyone had run, so then I was like right at
Speaker 3: the front of the orange pack. And as I was running,
Speaker 3: I'd pass people and I'd pass like a red bib,
Speaker 3: then a green bib, and I got all the.
Speaker 1: Way to that not the front, but you won, basically, yeah, correct, Well,
Speaker 1: no I'm not.
Speaker 3: I don't want praise. But that's also why I'm fucking sore,
Speaker 3: because that was less than a week ago and I'm
Speaker 3: just achy everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a satisfying ache. Though, don't you think.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, after you have sex, does anyone else
Speaker 3: ach after sex?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 3: Really, that was probably a thought that I should have
Speaker 3: kept to myself.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yes, we're bringing you the first ever hobby
Speaker 1: Hunt next week, yes, as well as Gina Leano our
Speaker 1: special guest next week.
Speaker 3: And next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: We recorded that so long ago because she's got to
Speaker 3: be podcast judge Gina. It's an iHeart exclusive. So yeah,
Speaker 3: we were on Gina's podcast, but she is also our
Speaker 3: guest on our show next week, Beautiful.
Speaker 2: As for this week, we're doing a round of Jenner's Junk.
Speaker 3: Oh about time, it's so full.
Speaker 1: And I've also got to open up about my recent breakup.
Speaker 1: I now feel you're pain cheery.
Speaker 4: Wait, what what do you have? You broken up with Sean?
Speaker 2: Worse, far worse. I wish it was that.
Speaker 3: I'd argue a breakup with a breakup worse, that a
Speaker 3: breakup with Sean would be a breakup between us friendship wise.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not that it's even worse, because.
Speaker 3: We're still here. Who else could it be. I'll tell
Speaker 3: you you're just prefacing it by saying you think it's
Speaker 3: worse than the divorce that I just had. Yet the
Speaker 3: divorce that crippled me.
Speaker 1: I'll explain why I think I'm the bigger victim later on.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear that. Well listen, if it's
Speaker 3: your first time listening, welcome to is just me. Every
Speaker 3: week we start the show the same way to Igym's
Speaker 3: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't
Speaker 3: know mine. I don't know Mitch's, to be honest with you,
Speaker 3: mine's a little considering Mitch looks like he's in therapy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: mine is therapy based.
Speaker 1: Really, mine's a little bit therapy, Eskato. Should we just
Speaker 1: dive right in?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ok to go first?
Speaker 3: H yeah, you do it all right? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Are you in the mood for a group therapy right now?
Speaker 2: Because I am.
Speaker 3: Going to lean into this, aren't we?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's actually perfect that it looks like I'm on a
Speaker 2: therapist count.
Speaker 3: We all are. Yeah, let's go. What do you want
Speaker 3: to talk about?
Speaker 1: Well, there's just been one thing that's been on my
Speaker 1: mind recently, and I don't know if it's anxiety related,
Speaker 1: but it's just I juste to word vomited out to
Speaker 1: try and make sense of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so stick with me.
Speaker 3: Mitch.
Speaker 2: You recently went on your health kick.
Speaker 3: I'm still on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You've you've lost weight, people are telling you that you're glowing.
Speaker 1: You're getting thousands of compliments.
Speaker 3: I am, yeah, which I think is lovely.
Speaker 1: Because those men that is accurate. I agree with them, right,
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: However, and I've already told you this off the cloud,
Speaker 1: but I'm very confused lately because I've been finding myself
Speaker 1: getting so fucking jealous about all the attention you're getting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is something. This is so funny because
Speaker 3: we've discussed this off the show, and we're like, we
Speaker 3: need to talk about it on the show because I
Speaker 3: know you don't want to say it, but I'm going
Speaker 3: to say it for you. Mitch's lost fifteen kilos. Yes,
Speaker 3: you have lost fifteen kilos. That is such an accomplishment
Speaker 3: and it's kind of just terrible timing that I've also
Speaker 3: now lost twenty five kilos.
Speaker 1: It's really strange because I started going to my nutritionist.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Her name's Sarah Delarenzo. She's fabulous. I have that book,
Speaker 2: do you whatever? The ten ten brand? Yeah, yeah, there
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's from Sunrise. She does all the food and
Speaker 3: the healthy eating and the lifestyle segments on Telly.
Speaker 1: She's awesome as seen on TV. She can have one
Speaker 1: of these stickers on her Oh.
Speaker 3: She could, Yeah she could.
Speaker 2: So Yeah.
Speaker 1: I started going to her for nutrition appointments I think
Speaker 1: in May yep. And at the time I decided I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to talk about it and draw attention to
Speaker 1: the fact that I was on this health kick because
Speaker 1: I remember when I was in like a real rut.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: If I saw other people banging on about their health kicks,
Speaker 1: it kind of made me feel shit, yeah, And so
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to make other people
Speaker 1: feel shit, and so I kind of just kept it
Speaker 1: to myself and I was like, I'll let the results
Speaker 1: speak for themselves, whatever happens. Because I wasn't necessarily going
Speaker 1: to a nutritionist to lose weight.
Speaker 2: It was mostly just like during.
Speaker 1: It would have been COVID lockdown. Actually during twenty twenty onwards,
Speaker 1: I just developed some really gross habits. Yea, really gross.
Speaker 3: How everyone did? So many people went through that.
Speaker 2: Were you drinking two bottles of rose a night?
Speaker 3: That's a you thing? Yeah, yeah, that's two bottles of night?
Speaker 2: Were you, Oh, not every night, but a lot of
Speaker 2: nights you did have it.
Speaker 3: Did you think you have a drink? Did you have
Speaker 3: a drinking problem? Do you look back now and think
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 1: I mean, in hindsight, I can't even have two lasses
Speaker 1: of Rosea now without getting a fucking headache.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. Actually, what was going on in
Speaker 3: your system to drink two bottles?
Speaker 2: That's weird, right, I don't know. I was just it
Speaker 2: was short around in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Or twenty twenty. Sorry, So yeah, yeah, the other.
Speaker 2: Thing, by the way side, note, the other thing that
Speaker 2: happened in twenty twenty that ruined my fucking health kick
Speaker 2: was that obviously everything shut down and so I just
Speaker 2: discovered my love for pilates. And the local studio shut
Speaker 2: down during COVID.
Speaker 1: It never reopened, Like a lot of businesses, they just
Speaker 1: didn't survive that. And so anyway, I developed really gross
Speaker 1: habits in twenty twenty lockdown, like I said, the drinking,
Speaker 1: the constant vaping, binge eating, stress eating, comfort eating, it
Speaker 1: was just a lot of things and I really couldn't
Speaker 1: shake those habits for like three years. It's twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: And sure with that, I did put on weight, but
Speaker 1: I didn't really care. I was just like, whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: your size doesn't matter which I to sleep that. I
Speaker 1: did believe that, and so I didn't beat myself up
Speaker 1: about it too much.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, it got you.
Speaker 1: A where I was like, actually, when it comes to
Speaker 1: things that I'm totally clueless about, like nutrition, I'm actually
Speaker 1: really good at being told what to do. I'll just
Speaker 1: do it, and I'm fucking told so I went and
Speaker 1: saw a professional. I was like, you just give me
Speaker 1: some sort of idea of what to eat when, and
Speaker 1: I'll just do it because that's one less decision for
Speaker 1: me to make as well. I don't have to decide
Speaker 1: what I'm going to have a breakfast and stuff. You
Speaker 1: can just let me know what's good. And so yeah,
Speaker 1: I went and saw the nutrition and then decided I
Speaker 1: wasn't going to talk about it, and I thought the
Speaker 1: results will speak for themselves. Yes, fifteen kilos later, nothing,
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. And it's been a really hard
Speaker 1: thing to reckon with in my brain because I keep saying, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: you weren't doing it for validation from others. You were
Speaker 1: doing it because you wanted to feel better, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: How much better I feel mentally? It turns out there
Speaker 2: actually is a connection between what food you put in
Speaker 2: your mouth and how that affects your brain.
Speaker 3: Right, weird that in dolphins actually a thing that people
Speaker 3: talk about in Scientists have studied when I exercise, I
Speaker 3: feel good.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: They're crazy how it works, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And also, like the binge eating and stress eating I
Speaker 1: was doing, I did not feel good, funny that, and
Speaker 1: so yeah, I was just like, Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: do this thing, this health kick, it's my thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to push it onto others.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell everyone because I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to fish for validation. And yeah, I know this is
Speaker 1: terrible because now you're getting.
Speaker 2: All the attention and all the validation. I feel so
Speaker 2: fucking jealous. And I know that that's an awful thing
Speaker 2: to say and feel, because like, I'm happy for you,
Speaker 2: I am, but I still just am just like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 4: Why happy for someone and then jealous?
Speaker 3: Jealous. Here's the thing, Mitchell, And first I want to
Speaker 3: preface it by saying, I'm exactly the same as you.
Speaker 3: I was a very happy, bigger person and it didn't
Speaker 3: bother me and I and also I've had the most
Speaker 3: success in my career as a really big person, the
Speaker 3: most success in my professional career as a big person, and.
Speaker 2: In your love life.
Speaker 3: In my love exactly, I was in a happy, loving
Speaker 3: relationship for five years at my biggest Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 3: a big boy. I'm talking like one hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: kilos plus. But I think the difference is people at
Speaker 3: the moment, and I love everyone for it. Are wanting
Speaker 3: me to have a win because I've just come off
Speaker 3: the back of this awful breakup and I haven't even
Speaker 3: really gone into the details of it, and I don't
Speaker 3: think I have a will. So then they see me
Speaker 3: kind of glowing up, posting and being a bit happier,
Speaker 3: going on my hot girl walks, and they're like, yes,
Speaker 3: he's happy. So like, we're going to tell him how
Speaker 3: good he looks because he's been sad and you are
Speaker 3: loved up and you've got Sean and you're having hot
Speaker 3: adal sex. No one's happy for you because you're coming.
Speaker 3: That's the point. That's the subject.
Speaker 4: That's a good point, you know.
Speaker 1: No, but that's the thing. I actually enjoy that everyone's
Speaker 1: being your cheerleader. I think it's beautiful. And a question
Speaker 1: for you, is that a motivator to keep going?
Speaker 3: Yes and no, because on the flip side, there is
Speaker 3: the criticism, and it's very valid that celebrating weight loss
Speaker 3: insinuates that bigger is worse, skinnier. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, that's what I was worried about. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to be like, look at what I've done. I've lost
Speaker 2: fifteen kilos.
Speaker 1: What an achievement, because I felt like inadvertently that was
Speaker 1: sending the message like you said, that smaller is better,
Speaker 1: bigger it's worse, which I fucking don't believe for a second,
Speaker 1: which is why I found it really confusing, because I've
Speaker 1: got this like core belief that it doesn't make a
Speaker 1: difference how big or how skinny you are.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make a difference to who you are. That's
Speaker 2: the core belief. And yet I'm still feeling fucking jealous
Speaker 2: that I'm not getting as many compliments as you.
Speaker 3: We're complimenting.
Speaker 2: Yes, I swear this is not me fishing for complimenting
Speaker 2: at all. I mean you are.
Speaker 1: There's people in my life that have been very lovely
Speaker 1: and supportive, like Sean.
Speaker 2: Obviously, please touch it.
Speaker 3: He can feel the fat mass.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's noticed. How nimbliant are you? Yeah? Bar class
Speaker 2: helps with that too.
Speaker 3: Wow. I'm sure he's up to give you someone hold
Speaker 3: on to.
Speaker 1: And actually, you know someone else who I'm going to
Speaker 1: give a shout out because I hope he's listening. Tim
Speaker 1: Abbott gorgeous. Every time I see him, he goes, you
Speaker 1: are just glowing.
Speaker 2: Look at you.
Speaker 3: It's so lovely to hear he's a sweetheart like that.
Speaker 1: But then I'm going to be honest, I spiral a
Speaker 1: little bit because I also have access to strangers who
Speaker 1: aren't complimenting me the same way they're complimenting you.
Speaker 2: And again, I know.
Speaker 1: This is so eagy to say, I hate it, but
Speaker 1: it makes me start to question, well, if they're complimenting
Speaker 1: him but not me, I haven't lost enough way to need.
Speaker 3: To lose more show it.
Speaker 1: And then I think, oh, well, the people aren't telling
Speaker 1: me I'm glowing, but they're telling him he is glowing.
Speaker 2: Then maybe I'm just not happy. I'm I not happy
Speaker 2: enough to look like I'm glowing.
Speaker 1: And so I've just been going through this weird fucking
Speaker 1: spiral and I know it's not a healthy way to think.
Speaker 2: I know it's wrong, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: The issue here, and like the whole fitness industry as
Speaker 3: a whole, has a lot to answer for because they
Speaker 3: benefit off people being scared of being fat, and they
Speaker 3: benefit off people wanting to be skinny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I hate that.
Speaker 3: I agree, every marketing campaign is someone who is skinny.
Speaker 3: We don't really do it anymore. Diet culture is dead,
Speaker 3: which is great and I'm not lying to you. This
Speaker 3: is where the hot girl walks came from. I told you, Mitch.
Speaker 3: I started walking King Street, Newtown because I was so
Speaker 3: sad every day from the breakup. I was so depressed
Speaker 3: that I had to just walk like I was just
Speaker 3: doing it mentally. I'd had no goals to lose weight,
Speaker 3: i had no goals to slim down.
Speaker 2: I was the same.
Speaker 1: I used to go for walks and exercise, and I'd
Speaker 1: hate it because I was doing it to lose weight.
Speaker 2: But this, this.
Speaker 1: Health kick, the twenty twenty three may on Woods or whatever,
Speaker 1: it's been different where I'm like, if I don't go
Speaker 1: for a walk, I feel shit, not because I have
Speaker 1: an exercise because I want to lose weight, just because
Speaker 1: of the dolphins if you call them, yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, say the dolphins. Of course, it's also hard
Speaker 3: because like you want to compliments are great and you
Speaker 3: also want to receive them, but then you also don't.
Speaker 3: That's not why you you do it.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm really confused about what I'm thinking
Speaker 1: and feeling. Because I've always tried to lead by example
Speaker 1: about like don't let other people's opinions affect you, which
Speaker 1: most of the time.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 1: Like, if someone says to me, get a haircut, I'm like,
Speaker 1: how about you get a throat cut?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck wickat come back, Well said.
Speaker 1: If someone says, oh, you've got a massive forehead, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's bigger than your dick dog Welson like, but for
Speaker 1: the most part, I don't care what other people think.
Speaker 2: What off a duck's clit? I don't care, yes, Well said,
Speaker 2: And yet oh there's a part of me that's this
Speaker 2: human and wants to be told that I look nice.
Speaker 3: Mitchel also like, on a literal level, I was bigger
Speaker 3: and you could visibly see that I was a bigger boy.
Speaker 3: It was never a problem, and no one ever said
Speaker 3: you're a big boy.
Speaker 2: How well you did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was my god given right. However, now
Speaker 3: it's such a drastic change. Physically, people have monkey brains.
Speaker 3: They're like, Mitch better, Mitch, breakup, Mitch better. Now, let
Speaker 3: me message Mitch. That's all it is. They don't look
Speaker 3: at you and go, he's gone from this to this.
Speaker 3: People are also hesitant to do it. You should see
Speaker 3: I'm getting hundreds of messages and they're like, hey, I
Speaker 3: don't normally comment on people's physical appearance. But you're looking good,
Speaker 3: and I just wanted you to know that because I
Speaker 3: know what you've been through and I love those kinds
Speaker 3: of messages because they get the nuance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that was the thing.
Speaker 1: When I lost the first ten kilos, I thought, gee,
Speaker 1: tenues doesn't sound like a small amount. I would have
Speaker 1: thought that people would start to notice. But then I thought,
Speaker 1: maybe it's twenty twenty three. People have learnt not to
Speaker 1: comment on other people's bodies and whatever, and I was like.
Speaker 2: That's fine. But then it was when you started getting
Speaker 2: all the compliments that I was like, actually, people are
Speaker 2: willing to comment on people's bodies. What the fuck have
Speaker 2: I done wrong? And again, I know that that's wrong.
Speaker 1: I know that that's wrong for me to think that
Speaker 1: this is just a group therapy session getting it all out.
Speaker 3: Okay, then I'll just speak my mind to I. I
Speaker 3: haven't really spoken about it much. Have really bad body
Speaker 3: image issues I don't find and I've told you guys
Speaker 3: this personally, like I don't look at myself and go
Speaker 3: that's an attractive man, or I don't look at my
Speaker 3: body and go that that is a hot body. And
Speaker 3: I want to like I want to have agency in
Speaker 3: my body and my sexuality, and posting it is me.
Speaker 3: Using is helping me, is actually helping me. And it's
Speaker 3: not because I'm getting the compliments. It's because I go.
Speaker 2: Also, they don't go astray the compliment.
Speaker 3: No, but the compliments don't go astray, but that they're
Speaker 3: a byproduct. I'm posting them to flip that switch in
Speaker 3: my brain because look at my content over the last
Speaker 3: five years, it's been from the neck up. I do
Speaker 3: not like posting my body because I'm uncomfortable by it,
Speaker 3: and posting all these hot girl walks and the content.
Speaker 3: I would never have done that before. And it's retraining
Speaker 3: my brain to actually love myself.
Speaker 1: It's like exposure therapy. If you do it over and
Speaker 1: over again, it becomes less intimidating.
Speaker 3: It means nothing to you, guys. The other day, I
Speaker 3: filmed a hot girl walk video and I showed my
Speaker 3: whole body, and I remember thinking, like I'm putting my
Speaker 3: people can see like a bit of man boo, people
Speaker 3: can see a bit of tummy. And I didn't. I
Speaker 3: didn't think twice about it, and I put it up
Speaker 3: and I felt good for me and it's my it's
Speaker 3: my social media. It's got to work for me at
Speaker 3: the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Exactly, can you talk to me about some of the
Speaker 1: backlashy messages you've gotten, because again, when I started my
Speaker 1: health kick, I actively chose not to.
Speaker 2: Talk about it for fear of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I didn't want it to look like I
Speaker 1: was pushing the message like we've said that smaller equals better.
Speaker 1: That's I didn't want to be accused of that.
Speaker 2: And so has there been a little bit of that.
Speaker 3: There's been a couple of messages yet.
Speaker 1: But for the most part, it's majority people being nice
Speaker 1: and cheering you off and just a little bit about.
Speaker 3: The ninety nine positivity. And you know what, one of
Speaker 3: the messages I got, I've taken on board. So I
Speaker 3: would because people were messaging going, what is your routine?
Speaker 3: How long are you walking? People want questions one answers.
Speaker 3: So I started. I wear an Apple Watch to track
Speaker 3: my fitness and it sends it to your phone in
Speaker 3: an app, and I would just screenshot the length of duration,
Speaker 3: the kilometers, and I'd add that into the story.
Speaker 1: And I noticed that they're too many numbers for me.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 3: That that's right. But the people that wanted it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the people that want it, they get it. But I
Speaker 3: had I had two people message and say and I
Speaker 3: fully understand it. But for people that have eating disorders
Speaker 3: or people who have real issues with calorie counting, that
Speaker 3: seeing someone else burning that amount of calories can be triggering.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. So I've removed that from I've removed
Speaker 3: the calories because I didn't even think about that. I
Speaker 3: didn't know, So I've removed the calories. I'm still putting
Speaker 3: up how far I've walked. It's hard because the people
Speaker 3: that your benefiting from educating them, people are going is
Speaker 3: four kilometers enough? I've just walked two. So I just
Speaker 3: want sometimes I walk one and a half, and I
Speaker 3: just want people to know that, yeah, I'm not go walking.
Speaker 3: It's a one kilometer walk. It doesn't matter if it's
Speaker 3: one or ten k So you got to weigh it up.
Speaker 2: But I know how fucked is calorie counting.
Speaker 1: It was such a big relief when I had my
Speaker 1: first appointment with Sarah Delarenzo and she said, we don't
Speaker 1: do calorie counting here, darling, and I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank god. I thought I was about to get
Speaker 2: back into that I had my fitness palette was just awful,
Speaker 2: too much to think about.
Speaker 3: I also just want to say, like, the only reason
Speaker 3: we're talking about this miiche is because we're going through
Speaker 3: it currently. Doesn't mean that you listening have to go
Speaker 3: and walk or lose weight if you're I was so
Speaker 3: content being bigger. It's just that I've gone through this
Speaker 3: trauma and this is how I'm responding to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: When I have my again, my first appointment with Sarah,
Speaker 1: she kept using the line like, oh, becoming your best self,
Speaker 1: and that's one of the only things that she said
Speaker 1: that I just didn't sit right because I'm like, smaller
Speaker 1: doesn't equals best self. It's more just the mental shit
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on top of.
Speaker 3: Can I say though, like my and I don't know
Speaker 3: if you can comment on this, but my night show team,
Speaker 3: the producers of my radio show were like, you've been funnier,
Speaker 3: like you've been on it and you're like sparkers back, yeah,
Speaker 3: and you're like you just you're not warmer, but there's
Speaker 3: just an energy I feel.
Speaker 4: As soon as you walk into the office, it's like
Speaker 4: you're a totally different person.
Speaker 3: I'm on a lot of cocaine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just gave him a bump in the leaf.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mich is so generous with that of his penis
Speaker 3: though it was really weird.
Speaker 1: But but I've also noticed that too, where as soon
Speaker 1: as I started doing this meal plan, I feel like
Speaker 1: I've just become a bit sharper, Like when we're recording
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: Apart from days Night today where I just feel a bit.
Speaker 3: Naked, we're all a bit like that.
Speaker 2: What is it about today?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's fine, it's a chill day.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but I noticed as soon as I started
Speaker 1: doing the meal plan, I was like, I'm just more
Speaker 1: alert and I don't need to have as many coffees.
Speaker 1: So going back to my initial question, is it bad
Speaker 1: that I'm jealous as fuck at all the compliments you're getting?
Speaker 2: Is that bad because I'm just like, he's on his journey,
Speaker 2: I'm on mine.
Speaker 1: I feel better. That should be all that matters. And
Speaker 1: yet there's a little selfish part of me that's like
Speaker 1: I just want compliments.
Speaker 4: I hate it.
Speaker 3: Normal human Some people will listen and go, yeah, it
Speaker 3: is bad, but and I swear.
Speaker 1: Anyway, listening right now, I swear that's not me fishing
Speaker 1: for compliments. I'm just I'm just getting this out of
Speaker 1: my system because it's been on my mind a lot lately.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why all the attention you're getting has
Speaker 1: made me spiral a little bit.
Speaker 2: To be honest, no, I feel you.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: But again, I agree with all the compliments you're getting.
Speaker 3: They're correct, thank you. So yeah I look hot, but
Speaker 3: so do you? You look so hot, Jenna when we filmed
Speaker 3: what we were released in the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Next week, next week?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The blood is one right?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, yes, how hot?
Speaker 4: Did Mitch look those legs?
Speaker 2: Oh? You reckon?
Speaker 3: Mitchell?
Speaker 2: See even again? Now again. This is why it's so confusing,
Speaker 2: what's going on in my head.
Speaker 1: I feel bad accepting compliments about my appearance because I
Speaker 1: feel like that is pushing the message that's smallest. But
Speaker 1: it's really it's there's a lot coming onto my stupid brain.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, I feel exactly the same, but it's not. It's
Speaker 3: it's not it's not. You're right, you got Shan when
Speaker 3: you were bigger. I was in a fie relationship when
Speaker 3: I was bigger. I've done the most TV work I've
Speaker 3: ever known in my life. When I was bigger, I have,
Speaker 3: I had my radio success. This podcast is blown up
Speaker 3: when it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: It's all for me personally and for you. It's a
Speaker 3: personal journey. But you're right, a fucking DM your listeners
Speaker 3: would be lovely said, No.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not what I'm fishing for. I'm just yeah,
Speaker 1: I needed a group therapy session. Like I said, that
Speaker 1: was not all out anyway. Sorry, this has gone on
Speaker 1: longer than I thought it. Woul should get to your
Speaker 1: is it just me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and donated any of that out? That was lovely chat. Okay,
Speaker 3: that was lovely chat.
Speaker 2: I feel better now, good do you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: There's something to be said for talking about things that
Speaker 1: are weighing on your mind, isn't there?
Speaker 3: It is? It's crazy. A problem shared is a problem hard.
Speaker 3: Now that'll be three hundred dollars. I'll need your Medicare
Speaker 3: card and we'll give you back three dollars.
Speaker 2: Didn't you say that your gymis therapy related?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is all right.
Speaker 2: You're turning you get some deep shit for me.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a deep baby, it's deep.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Is it just me, is good therapy really dependent on
Speaker 3: the therapist?
Speaker 2: Fuck you?
Speaker 3: Absolutely yeah, I'm new to therapy. You've been trying for years,
Speaker 3: Mitchell to get me there, and I did need it,
Speaker 3: But there.
Speaker 1: Was part of me that was like I didn't want
Speaker 1: to push it too hard to make it seem like
Speaker 1: I was saying, you're fucked in the head, get some
Speaker 1: help now that I was just like it could be
Speaker 1: helpful for you.
Speaker 3: You know, I was one of those blissful idiots that
Speaker 3: was like, no, my life is perfect, perfect. Part of
Speaker 3: that would never do me wrong. Life, family, money, it's job,
Speaker 3: it's all good.
Speaker 1: And so don't tell me that your very first fucking
Speaker 1: therapist is a match made in heaven.
Speaker 3: No, it's I think I need to break up my therapist.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, she was really good for ChIL.
Speaker 2: You recommended her to me. I've got my first appointment
Speaker 2: next week, and now you're telling me she's no good?
Speaker 3: Did you actually? Oh my god, are you serious? You're
Speaker 3: going to see her?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Next home? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, she's really good. She's really good,
Speaker 3: and she she experts, she's an expert in relationships, and
Speaker 3: she also works with people in the public eye. So
Speaker 3: she gets that lens. It's very cool. Anyway, She's beautiful
Speaker 3: and I love her. She's a very sweet woman. However,
Speaker 3: the other week at session, the other week of therapy
Speaker 3: last week, she said, she goes to me and I
Speaker 3: just don't know, Like I felt like I was fucking
Speaker 3: eleven on stranger things in those science labs. She goes, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: I need for you to take this whiteboard, and I
Speaker 3: went okay. She gave me the whiteboard. She said I
Speaker 3: need for you to draw me your relationship. And I
Speaker 3: said you need me. You want me to draw my
Speaker 3: relationship and draw your relationship? And I went okay, sure.
Speaker 1: Were you like, listen, sketching isn't my art form? Can
Speaker 1: I make a fucking TikTok?
Speaker 3: So you want me to back announce Padama, pa dama,
Speaker 3: talk to you about my relationship because that will be
Speaker 3: much more eloquent. Me really wants to put on was
Speaker 3: down coming up to the next ten drauma from my childhood.
Speaker 3: And I go, okay, So I take this whiteboard, take
Speaker 3: this in my hand. And then I'm like, what do
Speaker 3: you mean? What do you want me to What do
Speaker 3: you want me to draw? Because Mitchell, look at me,
Speaker 3: draw your relationship. I'm like, well, what do I do?
Speaker 3: Two stick figures of two boys and my dick in
Speaker 3: his butt? Like what do you want me to draw?
Speaker 2: And did she say whatever you want, there's no wrong answer.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what she said, there's no wrong answer. Sure,
Speaker 3: give me the texture and I go and pick up
Speaker 3: a green one. She goes, ah, great, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I mean, what do you mean. I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: on the price is right? Oh, so I go, okay,
Speaker 3: so that I draw two stick figures and then she's like, right,
Speaker 3: all right, ah, oh oh, this is ridiculous. Then she
Speaker 3: goes draw for me a toxic relationship, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean? So that I just took the
Speaker 3: red texture and drew it in red.
Speaker 2: Skulls that you get on the chemical drums. Toxic?
Speaker 3: But it just and then after we had to like
Speaker 3: wipe it off, and she guess this tells me lot, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: you know, next time, more into it. That's my question?
Speaker 3: Does that tell her shit? And at the end of
Speaker 3: the day, does that help me?
Speaker 1: I've fired therapists for that exact reason, because I just
Speaker 1: feel like, what the fuck? This is just not clicking
Speaker 1: for me and my most recent therapist that I started
Speaker 1: seeing Patrick.
Speaker 2: He was great at the start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I had like a fifteen minute blind date
Speaker 1: with him to make sure we would vibe, and during
Speaker 1: that I said to him, Now, Patrick, what I need
Speaker 1: for you is to not fuck about. I need you
Speaker 1: to just tell me do this differently in order to
Speaker 1: feel better. I don't want to go around in circles
Speaker 1: and draw bullshit. Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.
Speaker 1: And I feel like it's okay to say that. So
Speaker 1: if this therapist that you've recommended to me hits me
Speaker 1: with that shit next week, I'm going to be reminding
Speaker 1: her I'm paying you.
Speaker 3: Very good call.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 1: So if that doesn't resonate with me, we're not doing
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 3: Well, I think you gave me this advice because I
Speaker 3: was just about to go on a ran. So the
Speaker 3: best advice I was given about therapy.
Speaker 2: What's it is?
Speaker 3: Tell the therapist what you want?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, how you.
Speaker 3: How you receive information? So I did. When I sat down,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm very sad about a breaker. This is
Speaker 3: all the context of the breaker, and I need strategies
Speaker 3: to stop thinking this way. And she did.
Speaker 2: She was great well, it's like I.
Speaker 1: Said just before about the nutrition thing. When it comes
Speaker 1: to things that I know nothing about, I'm actually really
Speaker 1: good at just doing what I'm told. So I'm just
Speaker 1: going to go to that therapist and say, right, how
Speaker 1: do I feel a bit more motivated, a bit less
Speaker 1: self doubting?
Speaker 2: Just give me strategies.
Speaker 4: Go.
Speaker 2: I don't want to draw anything. That's exactly what I
Speaker 2: want from you. Just tell me what to do and
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: One und if I just wrote no in red texture
Speaker 3: and no. Also, what if it was a beautiful oil
Speaker 3: pastel paid no worries, you have three hours. I just
Speaker 3: turned on a candle and played some She'd.
Speaker 2: Be happy with that, because you pay her by the hour.
Speaker 3: She'd be like, now keep going time, more detail on
Speaker 3: the hairs on his receding hairline? Shade you're listening to?
Speaker 4: Isn't just me?
Speaker 3: That's enough of these two? Now let's hear and is
Speaker 3: it just you? Yes? If you'd like to get a
Speaker 3: prize too, dms on a couple of mitches and we
Speaker 3: will get you on the show and we'll get you something.
Speaker 3: Prize keeper, Jenna, We'll take control of that, won't you, Jenna?
Speaker 2: I will yes, send him something real nice for coming
Speaker 2: on with it? Is it just me or their own?
Speaker 1: We've also got the brand new text number, so everyone
Speaker 1: delete the old number please, because apparently that's been disconnected. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the same number we used during talkback tings. The
Speaker 1: brand new text line is oh four double two nine
Speaker 1: four eight two o.
Speaker 3: Two oh and the serial works. Listen there's yes, thank god, beautiful.
Speaker 3: All right, we have Jordan today coming to us from
Speaker 3: Blacktown in New South Wales. Hello Jordan, Jordan, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3: How long have you been a listener? Oh?
Speaker 6: About a year now?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I finished it and then I
Speaker 5: go back and watch, like listen to all the old
Speaker 5: episodes and yeah, up day every week.
Speaker 3: I can't believe people do that.
Speaker 2: Are you up to date yet?
Speaker 3: Yes? Up to date?
Speaker 2: Updates A good girl.
Speaker 3: Good you're on the latest, so that you're more the
Speaker 3: most up to date anyone could be. Episode Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: out of the pack. All right, Bradley's going to count
Speaker 3: you in and hit us with you. Is it just me? Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: is it just me?
Speaker 5: Open homes when someone is still living there just the
Speaker 5: most awkward thing for everybody.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, especially if they haven't bothered to tidy up.
Speaker 2: You're just revolting.
Speaker 3: No one enjoys it. You know. The one thing that
Speaker 3: always gets me about those kind of open homes is
Speaker 3: the showers always freshly used, always because they've always left that.
Speaker 3: You have never gone to an open home that someone's
Speaker 3: still living in and the shower and not be damp
Speaker 3: and wet and humid, but.
Speaker 4: It's just been used.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened to you, Jordy? Did that happen to
Speaker 2: you recently?
Speaker 5: Well, so I've been on both sides of this actually,
Speaker 5: So I've had some of the house is under the rens, yeah.
Speaker 6: The houses, but I've lived in it sold while I'm
Speaker 6: living there. But I've been to so many open homes
Speaker 6: as a rental where I'm just like, oh, this is disgusting.
Speaker 6: How can someone not be like embarrassed and not want
Speaker 6: to clean up? And I see to have like immaculate.
Speaker 5: But then there's also the problem of people going to
Speaker 5: your stuff. They're opening up your codom, of your kitchen covers,
Speaker 5: and then when you're going in, yeah, of course you
Speaker 5: want to know what that all looks like.
Speaker 1: And so when people were inspecting the place that you
Speaker 1: were currently living in. It sounds like, did you not
Speaker 1: want to leave that place? It was being sold and
Speaker 1: so you had to leave.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was pretty much the situation.
Speaker 1: See, I reckon that you should have made the place
Speaker 1: look disgusting so it was less likely to sell. Because
Speaker 1: I've gone to rental inspections like a place that I
Speaker 1: might rent, and I reckon that was their tactic because
Speaker 1: the place was revolting and it turned me off the
Speaker 1: idea of ever renting that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I reckon, they just wanted to stay.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I've done in the past. The last
Speaker 3: house that I lived in I had to get out
Speaker 3: of because it was being sold, so I'd have to
Speaker 3: leave in the morning while they took new potential tenants through.
Speaker 3: And it was so nice. I would clean the house,
Speaker 3: I'd put a candle on, but then by the end,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to fucking move out. I
Speaker 3: want to elongate this process. So the toilet wouldn't flush.
Speaker 1: There was one chick that lived in the place that
Speaker 1: I went to inspect, and there was this kitty that everywhere,
Speaker 1: cat food all over the floor. It was just a
Speaker 1: disaster now, and.
Speaker 2: The place looked beautiful. It was a meriton.
Speaker 3: Oh God, to serve, what's mine?
Speaker 1: Sorry about but she just made it look like a
Speaker 1: dumps So I was like, not for me. The smell
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny. Not to digress, but Mitch and
Speaker 3: I got invited to Jenna's new apartment, didn't we, Mitch,
Speaker 3: and it is the most Jenna vibe. Yeah, I have
Speaker 3: ever seen. The first thing you see, I don't want
Speaker 3: to dox you, Jenna, go for it. The first thing
Speaker 3: you see coming off the street metal cathedral gates from
Speaker 3: a church. I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: It felt a bit hogwartsy, didn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yeah, you had to like get an
Speaker 3: umbrella and hit three bricks in a certain sequence.
Speaker 2: Parcel tongue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had this parcel tongue and that the doors
Speaker 3: would swing open and then we go in and then
Speaker 3: the concierge. So of course she has an escape. She
Speaker 3: may be out of a meriton, but she's still got
Speaker 3: a concert security And we said, Hi, we're here to
Speaker 3: see Jenna, he said, Miss Benson. We said, yeah, we
Speaker 3: get the lift, Mitch. And what is on the inside
Speaker 3: of the lift.
Speaker 1: It was like I was in a confessional. You know,
Speaker 1: there's confession booths. You can go to a church and
Speaker 1: there's priests on the other side.
Speaker 2: It was like that.
Speaker 1: It was confessional, and I was convinced that there was
Speaker 1: a priest in the lift too.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, it felt like someone
Speaker 3: felt like it.
Speaker 1: And then, of course we actually stepped foot into Jenna's
Speaker 1: apartment and it made me feel like I neglect my
Speaker 1: cat because her apartment she had so many fucking cat toy,
Speaker 1: cat lounges, cat hammocks, like it was just a cat's paradise.
Speaker 1: It made me feel like I'm neglecting Isabella by comparison, you.
Speaker 3: Had so many cat scratch posts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yes, I just want her to be happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jordan's gone quiet? Are we boring you allen.
Speaker 5: The podcast?
Speaker 3: True? Oh my god, you're getting a live podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm spoil this episode to anyone.
Speaker 3: Don't you tell anybody will sue you were sending an
Speaker 3: ndaight to your DM you fucking sign it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well no, I completely agree with you. Also, nothing worse
Speaker 3: than when you're because no one's ever on time to
Speaker 3: it open hours and they do fifteen middle windows now,
Speaker 3: since when is that industry standard?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes? I hate it?
Speaker 1: When I inspected this place that we're currently sitting in,
Speaker 1: it was only me and one other person inspecting, and
Speaker 1: I brought my friend Andrew with me and the other
Speaker 1: guy that was inspecting the place. He said to us, actually,
Speaker 1: this place might be better for you guys, because there's
Speaker 1: the two of you, and so you might have a
Speaker 1: bit more room.
Speaker 2: I can just go inspect one of the ones downstairs.
Speaker 2: It's smaller. I'll let you guys have this.
Speaker 1: Oh, and I realized, Oh, they think that Andrew's my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: But if it means I get the apartment, I was like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's right, darling, isn't he Babe.
Speaker 2: I had to just go along with it.
Speaker 3: Get on your knees, let's have some of that sex
Speaker 3: we have all the time.
Speaker 2: I can just picture us routing in this lovely room.
Speaker 3: Perfect. Perfect.
Speaker 5: Oh, you got to pull out all the tricks when
Speaker 5: you're run sing, I think ambitious.
Speaker 3: In this rental crisis, it's absolutely insane, you know, pull it.
Speaker 6: Out, pull it out, all right?
Speaker 3: Well, so to speak, let's get your price. A message
Speaker 3: price keeper General on Instagram will get you something.
Speaker 6: Okay, you.
Speaker 2: See your honey, and it's at a couple of minches.
Speaker 2: That's where your message Jenna. Don't go to her personally.
Speaker 4: You can go to Chenna underscore Benson.
Speaker 2: But of course for all her first traps and stuff.
Speaker 3: He's Jenner. They're getting out of hand.
Speaker 4: I can't help it.
Speaker 3: Really, it's an impulse, is it. Yeah, I've been posting
Speaker 3: some first traps I've noticed.
Speaker 2: Well, in that case you can head to add Mitch
Speaker 2: Cheery as well. Yes, we're all first trap and accept me.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Cheery, as we will know, you recently went through a breakup.
Speaker 3: I did the four month mark, probably at the time
Speaker 3: of four months, four months at the time this podcast
Speaker 3: is being released.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so would it be fair to say that,
Speaker 1: like when you finally announced on the podcast, it had
Speaker 1: been a bit of a slow burn. It wasn't sudden.
Speaker 1: There'd been a bit of back and forth, there was discussion.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a sudden breakup. He didn't just disappear
Speaker 1: from you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a day that I broke up with him,
Speaker 3: when I yep, the D Day, it was actually Anzac Day,
Speaker 3: so probably shouldn't make a D Day reference. And then
Speaker 3: I was toing and froing going back for about a month. Yeah,
Speaker 3: then and then I officially was like nothing.
Speaker 2: So there wasn't any sudden loss of contact.
Speaker 3: No way, Well we're in no contact now, but no,
Speaker 3: there was communication for months.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And so hypothetically, if you'd just come home
Speaker 1: and he'd vanished, just left you high and dry, no contact,
Speaker 1: no way of getting answers, would that have been better
Speaker 1: than the slow burn or worse?
Speaker 3: No? I need communication. I want. I want to chat.
Speaker 3: I like to get ideas. I like to get thoughts
Speaker 3: and why, the why and the how.
Speaker 2: Well there you go.
Speaker 1: Well that's exactly the sort of breakup that I'm going
Speaker 1: through right now.
Speaker 3: Where are you fucking go?
Speaker 2: Very sudden, no explanation, just gone, Well.
Speaker 3: It's not your cat because she did a shit in
Speaker 3: this hand house me moments ago. Yes, Isabella is here
Speaker 3: and the house things are shit, So it's not your cat.
Speaker 3: Sean's back from Europe. He's fucking fine. It's Jenna's here.
Speaker 3: I'm here and I know all your friends are around.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: It's so hard to talk about. Oh no, you're very raw.
Speaker 3: What's wrong? Spit it out? First of all, I don't
Speaker 3: appreciate you comparing it to the divorce of the love
Speaker 3: of my life.
Speaker 1: I'm not comparing, and I'm telling you that it's drastically worse. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's not really up for discussion. I'm telling you this
Speaker 1: is worse what I've been through with, worse than what
Speaker 1: you've If this is.
Speaker 3: Some fucking I had Jenna, I can't wait for him
Speaker 3: to turn around and go I have left my grocery
Speaker 3: bill because I'm.
Speaker 2: Partnering with No, that's naught it.
Speaker 3: Oh, then who is it who'll be broken up with?
Speaker 1: Well, I've been broken up with by my hairdresser. What
Speaker 1: what Franco the Wiggle, the former wiggle, Franco Terrelli.
Speaker 3: Franco really left you? He left you?
Speaker 2: Well. I went to my most recent appointment and some
Speaker 2: random woman named Tanya, who was perfectly lovely.
Speaker 3: I'm sure she was.
Speaker 2: I walked in and she goes, hi, Mitchell, how are
Speaker 2: you just come on through for your shampoo?
Speaker 1: You know how you go to the basins first, and
Speaker 1: it's not unusual that someone else would do that, and
Speaker 1: then I'd go and Franko would do the haircut.
Speaker 3: He's just the cut guy, right.
Speaker 1: And so anyway, she's shampooing my hair and she goes
Speaker 1: and so I'm assuming you've heard heard what she goes. Ah,
Speaker 1: Franco resigned effective immediately. I was like, when did this happen?
Speaker 1: She goes a couple of days ago, and so we did.
Speaker 2: Try and call you.
Speaker 1: We wanted to tell all these clients that were already
Speaker 1: booked in, and I was like, I never got a call.
Speaker 2: I later checked my call logue. I did miss that.
Speaker 3: They did let you know, yep, you really should check it.
Speaker 1: And so I just had to let this random Tanya
Speaker 1: woman who is lovely, but I've got no loyalty, your attachment.
Speaker 2: I had to let her cut my hair.
Speaker 1: It was fine, she did a good job, and when
Speaker 1: I heard the news, I was kind of okay with it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't until I got home later that I was
Speaker 1: really surprised at how affected I was by that because
Speaker 1: it was a five year relationship.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you have been to see Frank Cart for
Speaker 3: five years.
Speaker 1: No other person apart from Franco, since I've had long
Speaker 1: hair has touched it.
Speaker 3: Wow, no one, Wow. Wow, that's huge Mitchell.
Speaker 1: And he doesn't have social media. He used to tell
Speaker 1: me all the time, Oh, I don't do that TikTok
Speaker 1: or Facebook. The only way I could contact him is
Speaker 1: grinder and so wait, is hows him?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, that's not how I messaged him.
Speaker 1: But if I really wanted to get an answer, because
Speaker 1: that's the thing, I have no explanation.
Speaker 2: Has he gone to another job? Is there a way
Speaker 2: I can follow?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you get the gossip?
Speaker 2: Because they didn't know. He didn't tell them secretive.
Speaker 3: They didn't know Captain Feathers swordes after him.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. Has he gone out of receipt?
Speaker 3: He's trying to get some cash.
Speaker 1: And I can't stalk him online to find out where
Speaker 1: he's working. Now it's just vanished from my life and
Speaker 1: I've got no way to get information or closure.
Speaker 3: I can find him. What's his name?
Speaker 1: It's Franco Torelli. But he's not on social media. Do
Speaker 1: you think I haven't tried this? The only thing that
Speaker 1: comes up is Wigglepedia.
Speaker 4: Just ask another of the wiggles to get contact.
Speaker 2: Just tweet Jeff and say hi, whatever Franco.
Speaker 3: I saw the yellow wiggle at Broadway came up the
Speaker 3: other week. Should have asked her when last week?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: When did I ask?
Speaker 3: Franco Torelli's not on LinkedIn?
Speaker 2: You're right, I told you I LinkedIn, and so I
Speaker 2: just felt really hurt that there was just no communication.
Speaker 2: Obviously this relationship of five years didn't mean as much
Speaker 2: to him as it did to me.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitch, no, I've just got no way. He's just
Speaker 1: vanished in my life. I've got no way of ever
Speaker 1: speaking to him again.
Speaker 3: Also, can I I'm not going to be rude. This
Speaker 3: isn't me being rude to you. But you're not that
Speaker 3: complicated of a cut?
Speaker 2: You have you ever had long hair, Darling?
Speaker 4: No, But it's actually pretty complicated.
Speaker 1: And I was working with Franco to grow out some
Speaker 1: layers I didn't want anymore, and Tanya recut them.
Speaker 3: Show me what did she touch?
Speaker 2: Oh it's all wet. Now that's you probably won't be
Speaker 2: able to tach.
Speaker 3: But what what is your haircut? Just to trim off
Speaker 3: the ends?
Speaker 1: It's just so much more complicated that, And I don't
Speaker 1: think you understand. It's about trust in the same way
Speaker 1: that like, oh, what's a car mechanic?
Speaker 2: Servicing?
Speaker 1: You know, it's the same shit no matter where you go,
Speaker 1: But it makes a huge difference which mechanic.
Speaker 2: You get and which one you open your heart too.
Speaker 2: And dare trust I.
Speaker 3: Told you, I think I did. I speak about it
Speaker 3: on this podcast or one of my nineteen other audio
Speaker 3: shows that I broke up with my pop my hairdress
Speaker 3: at one EAA after nine years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you've got the power in that situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I left.
Speaker 2: You also broke up with your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm saying that what I'm going through
Speaker 1: is drastically worse.
Speaker 3: Because you're the breaker. You've been broken up with.
Speaker 2: He just disappeared from my life like I was nothing
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 3: I'm going to challenge the idiots.
Speaker 1: Frank Cart's name Franco. Frank's full name is Francesco Franco.
Speaker 3: Franco Torelli Deep dive. Let's find this bitch and let's
Speaker 3: get him to cut your hair until he dies.
Speaker 2: I don't even need that from him. I just need closure.
Speaker 2: I need to know what happened.
Speaker 3: I think he's into drugs. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Speaker 3: from prison. The only reason you resign effective immediately is
Speaker 3: if you've touched someone, you've been touched, or the police
Speaker 3: are after.
Speaker 2: I think he might have just been over it, or
Speaker 2: maybe he's going traveling. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't have the answer.
Speaker 3: Where the salon?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm now torn about what to do because the only
Speaker 1: reason I kept driving back to five Doc, which I
Speaker 1: have not lived there for years, The only reason I
Speaker 1: was going out of my way, like a half hour
Speaker 1: commute to five Doc with big because I had that
Speaker 1: relationship established with Franco.
Speaker 2: And now I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Do I remain loyal to that business with a different haircut,
Speaker 1: because it's not ten year's fault that I feel jaded
Speaker 1: and bitter about this divorce? Or is now the time
Speaker 1: to find a new hairdresser, find.
Speaker 3: A new hairdresser?
Speaker 4: No, we need to find Franco.
Speaker 3: You need to leave, Mitch. You need to get out
Speaker 3: of there.
Speaker 2: But I love Cello hair dresses. It's so lovely, and
Speaker 2: so they don't They don't fucking charge me here. They
Speaker 2: charge me a men's cut, which is cheaper than a
Speaker 2: women's and I've clearly got women's hair.
Speaker 3: How that's so fun?
Speaker 4: I say I'd stay.
Speaker 3: I've got grinder. Now, So where do you think he lives?
Speaker 2: I think he lives around the suburb, but I actually
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to because you can move your location,
Speaker 3: so I'm moving my location to five dog. What's his
Speaker 3: age bracket?
Speaker 2: Is it on Wiggledpedia? I don't know. Oh, I would
Speaker 2: say like fifties or sixties.
Speaker 3: Okay, I might just do fifty to one hundred just
Speaker 3: to be safe, Jenna, if you can google the meantime.
Speaker 2: Can you go on wiggled Pedia. I need to find Frank.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're quite treating this with the empathy
Speaker 2: it deserves, by the way, I'm chattered.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I know you are, and I hate
Speaker 3: to make it.
Speaker 2: What do I do because in eight weeks when I
Speaker 2: need a new trim, what am I going to do?
Speaker 3: Mitchelle, If there's one thing that there's a surplus of
Speaker 3: in this world, it's hairdressings. You'll be fine.
Speaker 4: He was born in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? How old is in his fifties?
Speaker 2: Look at Jennifer furious the googling, be cause she also
Speaker 2: can't do math. I love it.
Speaker 4: Here's forty seven.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I said fifty or sixty. Oh, he's never
Speaker 2: going to forgive me.
Speaker 3: But he's probably a bit shy. So I'm going to
Speaker 3: do forty five.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think we can have bought
Speaker 1: this mission because I was embarrassed to admit it cheery,
Speaker 1: but I already tried to find him on the way.
Speaker 2: I needed closure.
Speaker 3: What did you use?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I just started a blank profile and I went to
Speaker 1: where I thought he might live, and I couldn't find him.
Speaker 1: So he's just lost without a trace. And I just
Speaker 1: there's a hole in my heart.
Speaker 3: Oh, Mitchell, Sorry, there's a hole in my hand. I
Speaker 3: just got center photo.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys have been through this.
Speaker 2: Clearly you haven't. I'm interested to know. Idiot's listening.
Speaker 1: Please let me know if you've also experienced the devastation
Speaker 1: of someone who provides a service and you trust them,
Speaker 1: and you have done for years. They know you, you
Speaker 1: trust them, you feel like you've got something going, and
Speaker 1: then they just fucking vanished.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my optometrist just died and I can't go to
Speaker 3: that clinic anymore, which was really it's actually very sad.
Speaker 3: He was a lovely man. I haven't I don't really
Speaker 3: need an optometrist as much as I need a head.
Speaker 2: I've never seen you wear glasses.
Speaker 3: No, I get my eyes checked, just condition things. However, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: it's very stressful. There is another hairdresser out there for you.
Speaker 3: There is there is.
Speaker 2: But what if I'm not ready to move on?
Speaker 3: That's fine. You take your time. If you have to
Speaker 3: convince yourself that you might be with him again one day,
Speaker 3: that's fine, as long as.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can convince myself of that because
Speaker 1: we're doing no contact by force, I have no method
Speaker 1: of contact again.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think that's really how that works. But
Speaker 3: you don't need Francesca. You're better than him than.
Speaker 2: He did do me dirty, didn't he?
Speaker 3: You know what? That's actually really rude. He should have
Speaker 3: texted all his clients.
Speaker 1: I'm going through all the stages of grief. I'm now
Speaker 1: at anger. I'm like, fuck him.
Speaker 2: At last left me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't even think about you, Mitchell. You don't
Speaker 3: want to go back to that. You deserve better. Think
Speaker 3: of all the things you said to me, apply them
Speaker 3: to yourself. Yeah, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be an interesting time in the shape
Speaker 1: because now we're both going through bakups.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's very different, actually, and my breakup
Speaker 3: is real and yours is fabricated. No, that's where you're
Speaker 3: right disagree with Mitchell. Yeah, much ponytail together, stay together,
Speaker 3: no worries. You both get the same cut.
Speaker 4: White hairdresser Frankie at that's a sign you could go
Speaker 4: to Frankie. She does the Veronica's hair.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the Veronica's hair?
Speaker 3: She does the Veronica's head. Yes, so interesting. Here is
Speaker 3: so heat damaged and it's jet fucking black.
Speaker 1: And then one of them has gone blond, which I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have I wouldn't have advised that if I was Frankie.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm just hoping that you will spare a thought
Speaker 1: for me, Joe.
Speaker 3: God, we're all sparing a thought. Yes, put your put
Speaker 3: your hair brushes out for Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your front door and SiZ it out for Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sciss is out for me.
Speaker 3: This is out for Franco. He could have been injured. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's move on.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 3: If you don't, you're a little bit all right?
Speaker 1: Before we dive into Jenna's junk, can I just take
Speaker 1: a moment to acknowledge the fact that Mitch, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you notice. Yeah, last week's talkback Tings Live episode.
Speaker 1: Jenna was essentially fucking with us the whole time.
Speaker 3: It's true, I've been this has been brought to my attention, Jenna.
Speaker 3: This is disciplinary action.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not disciplining it. I thought it
Speaker 2: was fucking excellent. She did a great job, very much.
Speaker 3: Jenna was moderating the comments, so people were commenting to
Speaker 3: you just what to say to slip words into the lib.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like fetish.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, she did it seamlessly, like she
Speaker 1: didn't just randomly say the word fetish, and we would go,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Like it was relevant at
Speaker 1: the time. You were talking about sex or something, and
Speaker 1: what were the other ones? There was one where you said, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you need to redirect that energy. Someone dared you to
Speaker 1: use that phrase and you slipped it in perfectly.
Speaker 2: I was so I was actually quite proud of me.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Jennett fucking nailed that. Because it
Speaker 1: didn't disrupt the show. We were Nune the Wiser and
Speaker 1: everyone watching online got a little kick out of it.
Speaker 2: I was like, that was fucking excellent. I loved it.
Speaker 3: A little boost because at one point someone commented just
Speaker 3: laugh hysterically at a random point and then you did,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, we're very funny.
Speaker 2: There was one that I really wish you had have done.
Speaker 1: Someone dared you to just get up and like storm out,
Speaker 1: as if we just really offended you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got that too, but I was too lazy to
Speaker 4: get up.
Speaker 2: Yeah I get that better.
Speaker 1: But also yeah, I think it's impressive that we didn't
Speaker 1: notice any of it. And it's so funny listening back
Speaker 1: to that episode, being like, oh my god, this whole time,
Speaker 1: she was just fucking with us.
Speaker 2: And that person that.
Speaker 1: Called up asking about hemorrhoid cream that was discussed in
Speaker 1: the comments prior. I wasn't it you guys were stillness?
Speaker 3: Would you plan that? It was so funny, which is.
Speaker 2: Why she laughed ridiculously hard.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite part.
Speaker 3: Wait, you were in on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know. I'm telling it.
Speaker 1: The whole live stream. She was fucking with us, but
Speaker 1: she did it so elegantly. It was actually amazing.
Speaker 3: That's funny. I've watched that back and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I fidget a lot. There was one video or I
Speaker 3: played with my nose nine times, like I was a
Speaker 3: fucking coke feed. I was like who's on the lines disgusting.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I noticed? We're getting sidetrackedchicken.
Speaker 1: This is going to be the longest episode ever swear
Speaker 1: from Home. You know what I noticed?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: I need to stop wearing my hair out when I
Speaker 1: do the podcast, because I always touch my hair, flick
Speaker 1: my hair. It's almost like a fidget toy, Like I
Speaker 1: just need something to keep my hands busy. And so
Speaker 1: when I tied up, I feel way calmer because I
Speaker 1: don't have anything to little with. They don't get distracted. God,
Speaker 1: I'm really just divulging my feelings a lot today.
Speaker 3: That was a real brain dumb. That's all right, Speaking
Speaker 3: of brain dumb, shall we take a little dive into
Speaker 3: the cool, cool waters of Jenner's Finally, let's go, let's
Speaker 3: take a peek at Jenna's junk. Shall we?
Speaker 1: Yep, So, Jenna's junk. It's where all of our shit
Speaker 1: ideas go to die. If Mitch and I am thinking
Speaker 1: of something to talk about on the show, and is
Speaker 1: it just me that we do at the start of
Speaker 1: the episode, If we're thinking m that is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is fucking rubbish. We're not going to run that on
Speaker 1: the main show at the very start of the show,
Speaker 1: the make or break point. We're not going to use that,
Speaker 1: so we chuck it in the junk and then yeah,
Speaker 1: Jenna stuffs the hand in there, has a good rummage
Speaker 1: in her own junk.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of junk in my trunk.
Speaker 3: It's been a while since we Wow, that was really said,
Speaker 3: so well, been a while since we've taken a dive in,
Speaker 3: So why don't you jump on it.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Just brought the bin into my hand.
Speaker 3: Has Isabella had another shit? Or is that your job?
Speaker 4: Sorry about that anyway? Is it just me? Or did
Speaker 4: we stop saying little C big C?
Speaker 3: That's my one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember in primary school when someone's name was like McLachlan, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I gotcha, clock. They'd be like M little C, big C.
Speaker 2: But why would there be a big C in McLachlan
Speaker 2: because it's c C.
Speaker 1: But it's mc l yeah, like McLeod's, mcloud's, or mcallahan
Speaker 1: or McDonald. I'm trying to think specifically a word that
Speaker 1: would have little C, big C like M McConnell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, little.
Speaker 3: C, big C, little C big C. But but why
Speaker 3: is it lil? Also? That's so interesting just put two
Speaker 3: fucking c's C C C.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it That would look so wrong. Imagine McDonald's and
Speaker 1: the D wasn't capitalized.
Speaker 2: It looked wrong. Yeah, McLeod's daughters without the capital L.
Speaker 4: You need the capital L.
Speaker 3: Also, I was good friends with James mcewig.
Speaker 2: Ah, they're perfect.
Speaker 3: Big C. Little C would have heard it all the time.
Speaker 3: So and I always have to write his name for
Speaker 3: invites and birthday cards. So it was James mc c
Speaker 3: u I G little C, big C. I just haven't
Speaker 3: heard as an adult. Sorry, that was just a fleeting
Speaker 3: thought that they're gone. What else, Jenny, he's back in.
Speaker 3: Don't hurt yourself? O ow, I can't.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Or?
Speaker 4: Do you wear air pods with nothing playing?
Speaker 2: Oh? That's mine?
Speaker 3: I have it. I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I've been going for my hot girls. Well,
Speaker 1: I've noticed that sometimes I'll put the AirPods in out
Speaker 1: of habit and then I'll go for half an hour
Speaker 1: forty minute and just didn't put anything on the whole
Speaker 1: time because I couldn't be bothered de signing on the
Speaker 1: podcast or designing on a song. And yet the idea
Speaker 1: of walking without air pods in I would just feel naked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just feels wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel you. I I feel like I'm raw
Speaker 3: dog in the world. When I'm walking through with nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is the so much going on? But
Speaker 3: I recently, you know what's funny, look at my phone Readie.
Speaker 3: In't think I've shown you this look good? I did
Speaker 3: see the back of it.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, what did you do?
Speaker 3: It's so smash, it's shattered.
Speaker 2: I he never would have thought to put a screen
Speaker 2: protector on the back right now. You didn't think that'd
Speaker 2: be a problem, though.
Speaker 3: I have gotten so addicted to playing podcasts and music
Speaker 3: and I'm doing everything that I played them in the shower,
Speaker 3: and I shower for five minutes, but I play a
Speaker 3: podcast anyway. It reached critical mass. I put it on
Speaker 3: the shower shelf and it fell over in the bathroom, shattered.
Speaker 3: And now I've stopped because I was trying to Maybe
Speaker 3: it be the stress of the breakup or all whatever's
Speaker 3: going on, but I need to play something to keep
Speaker 3: my mind distracted. So recently, in my hot Girl walks,
Speaker 3: I've been walking with just AirPods in nothing, playing to
Speaker 3: like connect with the earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of nice.
Speaker 1: When I can't be bothered deciding or something to actually
Speaker 1: just go for a wander with nothing playing. It just
Speaker 1: feels like a decluttering.
Speaker 4: It kind of it feels kind of comforting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, putting them in again.
Speaker 1: I find it a little bit scary that I've become
Speaker 1: so AirPod dependent, Like I don't know why. I just
Speaker 1: feel like I need them in even if they're not
Speaker 1: playing anything. Actually, oh, there's nothing worse. If I've got
Speaker 1: a night out and my AirPods go flat the Uber
Speaker 1: drive home, Oh my god, it just feels so it's
Speaker 1: like the longest ride ever if I don't have AirPods
Speaker 1: to listening to something during the Uber driving Get the
Speaker 1: death Oh it kills me. I don't even get that anymore.
Speaker 1: They just die suddenly.
Speaker 3: Fucking bitches.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Sorry, I'm bitching again. Jump back in the jump Lee.
Speaker 2: There's so much juncture.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we'll just go with this. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or does the term most livable city get thrown around
Speaker 4: a lot?
Speaker 2: Oh that's another one of mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I was watching this show on fuck which one was it?
Speaker 1: I think it was binge fascinating show. You should all
Speaker 1: check it out. It's called Australia from Above and it's
Speaker 1: basically just like a documentary but all drone footage. They've
Speaker 1: got like five episodes. I think it's Tasmania, Wa, Sydney.
Speaker 1: There's one that's just called The Outback, which I found
Speaker 1: fascinating and it's really interesting, just beautiful drone footage with
Speaker 1: a voiceover giving you fun facts and stuff. Every single
Speaker 1: place they showed me on that fucking show would be like,
Speaker 1: and Perth is considered one of the world's most livable cities?
Speaker 2: Is it just I thought that was Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I felt Melbourne Hobart is considered one
Speaker 1: of the world's most livable cities. I was like, right, okay,
Speaker 1: And then when it got to Sydney and said Sydney
Speaker 1: is one of the world's most livable cities, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: hang on.
Speaker 2: Hold on, if you're fucking loaded.
Speaker 3: Maybe the thing is, by definition, all you need to
Speaker 3: be considered a liverable city is a fucking piece of bread,
Speaker 3: a bowl of water, and a roof over your head.
Speaker 4: You can not even that, and like.
Speaker 1: What constitutes most livable cities? Like, is there a least
Speaker 1: liverable city?
Speaker 2: Actually? Jenna can you google that, what is the world's
Speaker 2: least livable city?
Speaker 3: It'd be ranked by crime rate. I'd say you reckon, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like it'd be like it'd be somewhere.
Speaker 4: Okay, Tehran, Yes, Iran.
Speaker 3: That fucking checks out.
Speaker 2: Wait what was it?
Speaker 3: Tehran in Iran?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense. Actually, I feel bad for bringing
Speaker 1: up now that is probably.
Speaker 4: Least in camera Harari in Zimbabwe, darker in bengaland doesn't.
Speaker 2: Say why.
Speaker 3: It'd be awful for us gays in any of those places. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'd be beheaded on arrival.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'd love to visit Abu Dhabi if it weren't for
Speaker 1: the fact that it's illegal to be gay there.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'll ever go there.
Speaker 4: It's not suitable for human habitation due to factors such
Speaker 4: as poor living conditions, lack of access to basic needs
Speaker 4: and reduced quality of life, so high crime rates, poor air,
Speaker 4: water quality, lack of affordable housing.
Speaker 1: I'm getting going back in my binch.
Speaker 2: Junk sounds very hollow, Jenner, Oh so much.
Speaker 4: Echo, Trust me, it's not hollow, mostly full. Is it
Speaker 4: just me? Or should we stop hiding our talents?
Speaker 3: This is me because someone said to me this week,
Speaker 3: you got the hidden talents, and I said, monetize everything
Speaker 3: I do. Yeah, if I had a hidden talent, you
Speaker 3: best believe it be on Shark.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, in this economy, I ain't hiding shit. If I
Speaker 3: got a talent, I'm putting it on a radio show,
Speaker 3: I'm putting it on social media, I'm podcasting it, and
Speaker 3: anyone listening.
Speaker 2: You go for one walk and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you've got merchant.
Speaker 3: It's true. People out there, if you if you're sitting
Speaker 3: on a hidden talent, fucking milk it. It shouldn't be hidden.
Speaker 3: Should not be hidden unless it's like, oh, I can
Speaker 3: drink a glass of wine with my toes. Like maybe
Speaker 3: that's for the parties showing that off.
Speaker 4: Great talent, Like do.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Just take some agency. Hidden
Speaker 3: talents is outdated and it's built by the patriarchy to
Speaker 3: keep us down. Well said, what hidden talents do you
Speaker 3: guys have. Let's let's see, let's brainstorm, let's get some out.
Speaker 2: I don't know what hidden talents do I have.
Speaker 3: You're the same as me. You monetize it all.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like to think I'm pretty good at
Speaker 2: politisan bar but I've already shown that off to you, guys.
Speaker 4: Show that's not hidden.
Speaker 1: Our darling podcast listeners will be able to witness that
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 3: True, Jenny, you're hidden talent? Is you're quite homely?
Speaker 4: Is that hidden?
Speaker 2: It's more of a personality trait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, yeah, talent.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think I met that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a stupid party trick that I'll
Speaker 1: remember later and go fuck. I should have thought of
Speaker 1: that on the podcast, but I just don't think I
Speaker 1: can do this.
Speaker 3: So I don't think I've ever shown you this. Look
Speaker 3: me in the eyes, guys, ready, oh yuck.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can shake my eyes like an earthquake. No
Speaker 3: money is being made off that, but if anyone's interested,
Speaker 3: maybe Quester con want me to stand.
Speaker 4: Oh, I can twist my arm all right, show us Look, okay.
Speaker 3: I can't see.
Speaker 1: Basically you describe it, Mitchell, Basically her elbow that normally
Speaker 1: you would use to elbow someone in the ribs. She
Speaker 1: can twist it and make that all the way around
Speaker 1: the other side. Do that again, So can you then
Speaker 1: bend it.
Speaker 2: The wrong way? Can you bend your arm? That's Oh,
Speaker 2: that looks so wrong.
Speaker 3: Jenna that's it.
Speaker 2: It's like that scene out of Harry Potter.
Speaker 3: Oh, where they drink the slug juice.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what that looked like. Jenna's arm was
Speaker 2: going the wrong way.
Speaker 3: I take that back. That needs to be remaind.
Speaker 2: Is that a hidden talent or some sort of deformity?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you belong in the city of Cameroon. That's horrific. Well,
Speaker 3: that's just my point. If I can whistle in, this
Speaker 3: is something to me. Oh God, do it, go for it.
Speaker 3: Give me a song, bad romance.
Speaker 4: I need to get back into my junk.
Speaker 2: We weren't hiding talents anymore. You just shut mine downhole.
Speaker 4: Let's get okay, okay? Is it just me? Or is
Speaker 4: the back pocket the Superior podcast?
Speaker 2: Someone had auto correct, not me?
Speaker 3: That was mine. I clearly belonged to the jug That
Speaker 3: was a fleeting thought that I viewed Siri for.
Speaker 2: Clearly, I never used my back pockets.
Speaker 3: What I want to sit down, Mitchell? As was I
Speaker 3: I was. I was so scared of using the back pocket.
Speaker 3: I was scared of sitting on my phone. I was
Speaker 3: scared of losing items. But now I live for my
Speaker 3: back pocket. It's just so much easier. You put your
Speaker 3: phone in, you slide it out, you pull it in,
Speaker 3: you pull it out. Hold what if you want to
Speaker 3: stare pods? Then you fucking sit on you and you
Speaker 3: feel it. I mean you've felt things in your ass
Speaker 3: before you know it's there.
Speaker 2: Well, I have, but not the cheek.
Speaker 3: No, all my phones that you pull it out. Fine,
Speaker 3: I've never had a problem.
Speaker 1: But then you have to pull it out. If you
Speaker 1: put it in the side pocket, you can leave it there,
Speaker 1: set and forget.
Speaker 3: How hard is it to pull your phone out of
Speaker 3: your side pocket and you sitting terrible? It's terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do a lot of scooching if
Speaker 1: you're already sitting on the phone to be.
Speaker 3: Like listen, if you're out and about any you've got
Speaker 3: your phone in your ear pods and your kiss, use
Speaker 3: your back pocket. It's incredible.
Speaker 1: Well, jenners a woman, so none of her clothes have pockets,
Speaker 1: so she'd love to put it in her back pocket.
Speaker 4: Props, there's usually no pocket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also they'll have the little line of stitching
Speaker 1: to make it look like women's teens have pockets, but
Speaker 1: they fucking don't.
Speaker 2: That's why they will have handbags.
Speaker 3: That's so stupid.
Speaker 4: Tell me about it.
Speaker 3: Wow, you know, sorry us get them?
Speaker 4: Hey, okay, I'll do all there. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or is there no need to ask someone's name when
Speaker 4: you're the only customer at the cafe?
Speaker 2: Oh? This is mine? But you were there, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: This is when I went and visited you in the
Speaker 1: Shire and we went to some cafe and we were
Speaker 1: the only bastards there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the only people. And the waitress goes, yeah, can
Speaker 2: I get a name for that? And I was like, sure,
Speaker 2: it's Mitchell. And I didn't wander far.
Speaker 1: It took her all of thirty seconds to make one
Speaker 1: coffee because I was the only person. They're making an
Speaker 1: order and she goes. Mitchell was like that was just
Speaker 1: so unnecessary.
Speaker 3: Well what else would she have done?
Speaker 2: Heyha, just go and here's your coffee.
Speaker 1: There go, Because most cafes do that if you're the
Speaker 1: only order, they don't need to get your name and
Speaker 1: all that shit. They don't need to they don't need
Speaker 1: to yell, and they just remember they go here, all done.
Speaker 1: But this chick was just so buy the book, sticking
Speaker 1: to the procedure, get in my name and then shouting,
Speaker 1: mitche like you're actually causing a fucking scene for no reason.
Speaker 3: Also, Mitch was such a bitch to her after I
Speaker 3: actually wasn't. He was like, I want the croutons on
Speaker 3: the side, and then I want the dressing on the top.
Speaker 2: No, that was later when we went to lunch and
Speaker 2: I was being a bit of a diva about it.
Speaker 3: You were, You've taught me. Mitch gets his croutons on
Speaker 3: the side. Now I get my croutons on the side.
Speaker 4: Smart.
Speaker 1: Actually I was going to get no croutons, but then
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll donate them to Mitchell and I
Speaker 1: I was like, can I get croutons on the side, please?
Speaker 1: But I get the dressing on the side so that
Speaker 1: they don't lather it.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can dip your chicken in it. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: is you drunk empty?
Speaker 4: I'm still full, but I couldn't be bothered to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get to the rest another day.
Speaker 3: We should probably go, shouldn't we We probably should?
Speaker 2: Of course, we'll be back next week. Geena Leano's on,
Speaker 2: like we've mentioned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the hobby Hunt is yeah, kicking off
Speaker 3: officially underway, the inaugural and it is not annual. It
Speaker 3: is just inaugural.
Speaker 1: Next week, we're bringing you the bar class that I
Speaker 1: dragged you guys along to the reason that we're all
Speaker 1: limping and sore today.
Speaker 7: Correct.
Speaker 2: I feel like we need, like we can't officially kick
Speaker 2: off the Hobby Hunt next week unless we have some
Speaker 2: sort of fun jingle now that we're making it a
Speaker 2: thing like Jenner's Junk has the fun sound effects we
Speaker 2: need like a Hobby Hunt jingle.
Speaker 3: Hobby Hard, Pokemon, pokey man, gotta catch up, gotta do
Speaker 3: them all.
Speaker 2: For Okay, hang on, stop the stop the closing music.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're gonna do this now.
Speaker 2: We may as well.
Speaker 3: We've already we've already blown out poll.
Speaker 2: Pokemon theme song instrumental.
Speaker 3: It's going to go for a fuck it? Ever? Is
Speaker 3: it go to the hump? You know the YouTube hump
Speaker 3: the wave.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to the hump at the very end,
Speaker 2: teach you it's hobby Hobby had gotta try again, all
Speaker 2: Hobby Had. I think we nailed that.
Speaker 3: Did we just find a jingle?
Speaker 4: We just found a jingle?
Speaker 3: Any other ideas?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did we need for it?
Speaker 4: I think that's it.
Speaker 3: You don't have shocked.
Speaker 2: Why are we so brilliant?
Speaker 3: We are so good our mind? Guys? Can you not?
Speaker 3: Mitchell though, we're I'm going to go to a studio
Speaker 3: and record that. That is what it will be raw?
Speaker 3: Now any others?
Speaker 2: I like that one. I mean, we may as well
Speaker 2: have a plan b What else works with hobby Hunt?
Speaker 3: I was listening to chromatic driving here, what about Babylon?
Speaker 2: That's a bit abstract?
Speaker 3: Hobby hobby hobby hunt?
Speaker 1: What about like, Oh, her name is a bit mard
Speaker 1: at the moment, but Lizzo, about damn time? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: it's a heartbeart, yeah, play it all right.
Speaker 3: We don't support or her fat phobia.
Speaker 2: Alleg I just stopped in hobby Hunt instrumental.
Speaker 1: The problem with an instrumental is I don't know at
Speaker 1: what point about so when you go it's about damn time, bitch.
Speaker 2: Read ready it's the heartbead?
Speaker 1: No ready, it's a hobby had.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a nice bed.
Speaker 3: It's good. But I'm sorry, we can't support her. M Okay,
Speaker 3: we can't.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think this.
Speaker 3: Is a syllabon.
Speaker 2: What about what's.
Speaker 4: About my humps?
Speaker 3: But hobby hobby harby hobby.
Speaker 2: My lovely hobby Hunt check it out out.
Speaker 3: What about.
Speaker 1: Paradise by Coldplay? But it's hobby Hobby Hobby hard Hobby
Speaker 1: Hobby hard. Okay, wait, I'll get the instrumental. We can
Speaker 1: just record this now. Although I reckon the Pokemon one
Speaker 1: might be the winner.
Speaker 3: I agree, But this is this is a beautiful song.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: When it kicks in with then that's when we start. Ready,
Speaker 1: it's a violin bit.
Speaker 3: This is us putting on our hobby hunt polarates gear
Speaker 3: not yet have.
Speaker 2: Any It's hurry out, gonna go.
Speaker 7: Hobby hobby, hobby hats, Hobby hobby, hobby hats, hobby hobby
Speaker 7: hobby hands hobby hat.
Speaker 2: My neighbors must be so confused about what's going on
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 3: All right, which one do you vote? We're trying multiple hobbies,
Speaker 3: so why don't.
Speaker 1: We just different into everywhere for every Okay, well, we've
Speaker 1: got a few to work with.
Speaker 3: Now we're starting with pilates and that is next week.
Speaker 3: This is the bar.
Speaker 2: I think you're fine.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I got so in trouble by your your
Speaker 3: doctor whatever name.
Speaker 2: Is my instructor.
Speaker 3: All right, that's next week. Thank you for having us
Speaker 3: in the house.
Speaker 2: Bach Oh anytime, darling, any time?
Speaker 3: Oh? Can I just say something selfish? Do you mind?
Speaker 2: You've never asked permission before?
Speaker 3: So go on, Well, never have I had the chance.
Speaker 3: I will say podcast exclusive hotgir Walk merch is being made.
Speaker 1: They yeah, sorry, I made a joke about you making
Speaker 1: merch before and then I went, oh, I fucked his announcement.
Speaker 3: Now you're right. I basically teased to it. But I'm
Speaker 3: getting Hot Girl Work Hotgirl Walk t shirt made.
Speaker 2: Do you have all the details yet about where people
Speaker 2: can buy?
Speaker 3: Not yet? Not yet? Okay, So I'm getting sent a
Speaker 3: sample next week and if I like it, then I'm
Speaker 3: going to promote it. And I'm working with the guys
Speaker 3: at Gray Lines who we will gorge. Yeah, and there'll
Speaker 3: be a pre order, so you won't get them for
Speaker 3: five six weeks.
Speaker 1: Well that's even better because Gray Lines usually send me
Speaker 1: free ship.
Speaker 2: I'll just get one.
Speaker 3: That's what they send the we need to send them
Speaker 3: to some creators. I'm like, Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 2: Philly, Honey, I'll pay for one.
Speaker 3: No, don't do you anyway. I just wanted to say
Speaker 3: that if you're enjoying the Hot Girl Works walks can't
Speaker 3: speak t shirts are coming great. We will see you
Speaker 3: guys next week for the initial.
Speaker 2: The inaugural hobby Hobby Hobby. Yeah, we'll see you for that.
Speaker 3: See next week, guy, catch fack?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 3: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a toy D brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 1: On the end, we keep talking shit even though apparently
Speaker 1: we haven't done enough talking shit today.
Speaker 3: How longd podcast been? I can't see the timer.
Speaker 2: It's been well over an hour.
Speaker 1: Well it's supposed to be an our episode, but I
Speaker 1: don't think it's been an hour bang on for fucking months.
Speaker 2: It's always an hour, ten minutes or whatever. But I'm
Speaker 2: like whatever, who cares?
Speaker 3: Fuck it, I've lost my phone. See it's in my
Speaker 3: back fucking pocket. I'll retract that. I can't told you
Speaker 3: now it's shouted.
Speaker 2: Also, we are we are recording, so don't get distracted
Speaker 2: on your phone mate.
Speaker 3: No to get comfortable.
Speaker 2: I'm going to readjust I have been so comfortable this
Speaker 2: whole time. I don't know if my buckets the microphone
Speaker 2: is going to pick up any fidgitting, but I have
Speaker 2: not had a micro sand I'm holding my mic this
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: It feels quite nice. I'm enjoying it. And so we're
Speaker 1: back in studio next week.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 1: Actually I just remembered. I don't know if I've told
Speaker 1: you guys. It's but I'm away next week. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to be dialing in remotely.
Speaker 2: Are where are you going? I'm just going back to
Speaker 2: bogen Gate. Just had a bit of shush. Mom and
Speaker 2: Dad aren't even there there overseas.
Speaker 3: Are you going with Sean?
Speaker 1: No, he's going to be back at work, but one
Speaker 1: of our family friends, Shane, will be there and we've
Speaker 1: told mom and dad that we're going to look after
Speaker 1: the farm. Oh, I'll be doing that. I'm just going
Speaker 1: home to I need a bit of shush. There's just
Speaker 1: a lot of clutter.
Speaker 2: At the moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that. I feel that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Melbourne next week.
Speaker 2: Oh are you are you going to be there when
Speaker 2: we podcast?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 2: What day are you going?
Speaker 3: Potentially Thursday night, but we normally we shall be Okay,
Speaker 3: that's right, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. So any Melbourne idiots hello, Okay,
Speaker 3: you want to hate when people go Melbourne? I'm in you, Melvin,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be inside you this weekend or the insta.
Speaker 3: Sorry Melbourne, I'm in here. Shut the fuck up. What
Speaker 3: if Sean said that to me? Michill, I'm in you
Speaker 3: tagged location your boss.
Speaker 2: See. I was going to say, imagine if you said
Speaker 2: that to Hayden, but I was like, oh, too soon.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Now I'm sad. Thanks guys, I'm jokes joking. I'm
Speaker 3: actually it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's the group therapy episode, so you can share your feelings.
Speaker 3: I'm actually doing better than I was. I was doing better.
Speaker 2: Alexa play I'm good by Wafia.
Speaker 3: Oh that's that's a good song.
Speaker 1: Did you see in the group that people were saying, oh,
Speaker 1: fuck here, that song's a banger when we played it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's my favorite song and I'm read even going through
Speaker 1: a fucking break.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, so good.
Speaker 3: I've stopped listening to sad songs. I'll tell you what though,
Speaker 3: I've never wanted to fucking x more than after listening
Speaker 3: to Olivia Rodrigo's new song You it's a bad idea, right,
Speaker 3: it's a bad idea? Right?
Speaker 2: Is that a vampire one?
Speaker 3: Something like that?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: She released the second single, from that out.
Speaker 2: Oh, and is it about going back to your X.
Speaker 3: It's about going on fucking your X.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Olivia's got in your head. You're like, good
Speaker 2: idea live.
Speaker 3: She's like, I only see him as a friend. Biggest
Speaker 3: lie I ever said.
Speaker 1: I don't feel that you need to go back to
Speaker 1: your X anyway. I hope you don't mind me sharing
Speaker 1: this little bit of information.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going back to my X. Let's just
Speaker 3: say that, you know what.
Speaker 2: I'm What I'm about to say is that.
Speaker 1: After we finished the bar class the other day, I
Speaker 1: plugged your phone into my laptop so that I could
Speaker 1: download the footage because we had Jenne's phone was filming
Speaker 1: her on a tripod. I my phone on my on me.
Speaker 1: You had your phone on you, and so I needed
Speaker 1: to get your footage. I plugged it into the laptop
Speaker 1: to upload it to the photos app on my Mac
Speaker 1: so I could have the footage for the edit. And
Speaker 1: my god, I got the shock of my life when
Speaker 1: I saw your camera roll. I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: more of Mitch Cherry than I was supposed to see.
Speaker 1: They're not from my arm and so I really politely.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you noticed, but I really politely
Speaker 1: turned to you and said, hey, I don't want to
Speaker 1: go through your camera roll in case there's anything I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to see, So can you just hit upload
Speaker 1: on the footage from today?
Speaker 2: Please? That's all I need you to do, because I
Speaker 2: don't want to look through your phone. But it was
Speaker 2: too late. I'd already seen it.
Speaker 3: Well, there weren't my nudes. Oh thank god I didn't
Speaker 3: see me. Oh thank god, no, because I don't know
Speaker 3: they're not.
Speaker 2: Because I was like, oh no, these weren't. For my eyes.
Speaker 2: I've seen more of Mitch Jerry than he everated me to.
Speaker 3: Surely you'd see that.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, well no, it was a very
Speaker 1: swift reaction from me, Like your camera roll opened and
Speaker 1: I was like flash, and then I just turned away
Speaker 1: because I was like, I'm not supposed.
Speaker 3: To see whose fucking nudes were that? Just someone I'm
Speaker 3: talking to?
Speaker 2: Why the fuck were they in your camera roll?
Speaker 1: Okay, I think you're supposed to have a hidden folder
Speaker 1: or something like these nudes were just in your camera
Speaker 1: like it was a photo of your fucking brunch alongside
Speaker 1: pictures of you with your hot girl walk.
Speaker 2: And the footage of you pilarates then just a hole.
Speaker 3: I did eat it out, like, oh my god, sorry
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I just sauce on the side.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, right on top.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: What happened was it's actually a terrible story. So they ate.
Speaker 3: Let me just preface this by saying, they are in
Speaker 3: my hidden folder. But when you when you sink your
Speaker 3: phone to your Mac, it doesn't give a shit about folders.
Speaker 3: Everything's just in one pile, but two is. So we're
Speaker 3: messaging on Instagram and then they were like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: like like it was getting heated. And they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: send some photos and I was like, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 3: not going to get my nudes leaked. I ain't sending
Speaker 3: your shit. And they're like, let's go on Snapchat. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't do Snapchat. I'm twenty seven. Please. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly or does snapchat
Speaker 1: have like nineteen year old energy?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 1: Whenever I find out like friends of mine that have
Speaker 1: grown ass adults, like in their thirties and they still
Speaker 1: use Snapchat.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know why. It just feels like
Speaker 2: I aged out of it. Why didn't you.
Speaker 3: When I have Snapchat because my mum and my parents,
Speaker 3: my family, our group chats on Snapchat's my mom loves it.
Speaker 3: They love it. My mom sends video messages like how's
Speaker 3: everyone's There's just.
Speaker 2: So many other options, Michelle.
Speaker 3: It's the one. It's the one system they've got used to.
Speaker 3: So we're keeping them on it because they get confused.
Speaker 2: By for your parents and for random nudes.
Speaker 3: So this twink was like, let me get to go
Speaker 3: to snatch and I'm make fine. So then we were
Speaker 3: just talking and then they were like send a photo
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, it's fun.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like they disappear on snapshot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he last for ten seconds. So then they sent
Speaker 3: the photo and I was like, oh, this is such
Speaker 3: a shame because like this is I wish I had these.
Speaker 3: These are great photos. And then they were like, oh
Speaker 3: just safe.
Speaker 2: You're like, can you burn it for me on a Disney?
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, keep put this onto a floppy
Speaker 3: this corn. So I said, he said you save them
Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, cool, how do I do that?
Speaker 3: So then he goes he goes, oh, here, I'll send
Speaker 3: you a practice nude and then I'll walk you through it.
Speaker 3: So he goes, don't know, I got this one. So he
Speaker 3: sent me this nude. I'm like a fucking boomer and
Speaker 3: an Apple genius bar he had coach you wanted how
Speaker 3: to save the news, and then there was a practice
Speaker 3: and he was just taking it and he's like, open it,
Speaker 3: then tap the three buttons in it to chat. And
Speaker 3: then I'm like, it's not working for me. He went,
Speaker 3: let me Google. So then he Google came back two
Speaker 3: minutes later and was like, I think you need to
Speaker 3: update into settings, so go to sitting snapchat iOS permissions.
Speaker 3: I'm like, my erections.
Speaker 2: Didn't even just texted it to you. I did not
Speaker 2: have a number but his number.
Speaker 3: So then I'm like, oh fuck. So he goes, just
Speaker 3: just screenshot them. I want you to have them. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you want me to screenshot? He said, yeah, I'll screenshot you.
Speaker 3: So we screenshot. So that's why they're in my camera roll. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want people to think I'm a creep. I'm
Speaker 3: just having fun.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you were creep, but I did get
Speaker 1: a shock when they were in your camera roll, like
Speaker 1: they were just a normal photo, and.
Speaker 3: I hid and folded my wank bank. But but you
Speaker 3: know what is funny, I'm open to them.
Speaker 1: Do they have hidden folders just on your normal arto? Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll show you.
Speaker 3: You need my face to get into it. So if
Speaker 3: you got your camera ready and you go to photos
Speaker 3: and then you go to all the way down hidden.
Speaker 2: You just open.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm going to cover my camera. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I've just got stuff in there. But I have never
Speaker 3: taken a nude either.
Speaker 2: He didn't want to do really, he didn't want one.
Speaker 2: Did you offer? And he said, nah, I'm right, that's insulting.
Speaker 3: No more into like the like the chat was dirty?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, prove it? How dirty we're talking?
Speaker 3: Do this in front of Jenna to get out?
Speaker 1: No, Like, I'm only intrigued because I wouldn't know how
Speaker 1: to talk dirty.
Speaker 3: My my strength is like the chat. I feel I've
Speaker 3: got good game, I think. Yeah, my strength is not Jenna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't believe it until i've read it.
Speaker 3: Michure, I've told you what I say in the bedroom before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we weren't telling people about that time we fucked.
Speaker 2: I've heard it with my own ear.
Speaker 3: You're a good boy.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's enough. Please, good boy? Yeah, I like that
Speaker 3: it's hot.
Speaker 2: Did you give him a scratch behind the years as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah? One couple stretch strat shut it wait till I
Speaker 3: start dating. This podcast is going to be in for
Speaker 3: a wild ride.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I'm getting there. I don't want to date. I don't
Speaker 3: want to partner. You know what I want, and I'm
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm red anyone outs it, but I
Speaker 3: think I'm going to just go out and be a
Speaker 3: bit of a be, you know, gay for a bit o.
Speaker 3: Who know about that? I don't know. I haven't decided.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a fantastic point. What is the plan with
Speaker 1: this twink whose whole I've seen? You're gonna pauk this weekend?
Speaker 3: It did not. No, I've got dinner with Rebel Wilson
Speaker 3: this weekend, so I can't.
Speaker 2: That's the real shame.
Speaker 4: I'm glad.
Speaker 1: You hate it when you've got to grind a hook up,
Speaker 1: but you have to fucking go to dinner with.
Speaker 2: Rebel wils You believe this is if I had a dollar.
Speaker 4: Seriously, every single time, I believe.
Speaker 3: That was a conversation we just had and it's real.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna pak this grinded twink on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Now I've got dinner with Rebel Wolves.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you've got dinner with Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 2: I love how when you didn't question that.
Speaker 3: She has mutual friends with my friend and we're all
Speaker 3: going to do which friend Brittany Hockley, who radio COEs
Speaker 3: on the cuff, He's having a birthday dinner and we're
Speaker 3: going to get it. It's like five people going Rebel,
Speaker 3: her sister, my Lantern, and Anarchy and then not Tyranny. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's her sister's name, is it?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's Rebel. Can you google it, Jenna, there's Rebel.
Speaker 3: There is Anarchy. We call her Anna, I know, similar
Speaker 3: same age to us.
Speaker 2: We just call her an Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: Then there is Velociraptor Wilson. She's really testy.
Speaker 4: Okay, so there's anarchy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, Anna lovely. Anna is a beautiful person.
Speaker 4: Another sister Liberty Liberty, and a brother called Riot.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: They've got a cousin called Trespass.
Speaker 3: You know who I met though when I last met Rebel,
Speaker 3: her mum Bayo has divorce.
Speaker 1: If you're catching up with Rebel on the weekend. Can
Speaker 1: you ask her how her great aunt Insider Trading is doing.
Speaker 3: Lovely lady, she's good though, but that's only because she
Speaker 3: divorced Vehicular Mansel actually.
Speaker 2: Left him doctor Vehicular Manser.
Speaker 3: I think you'll find professor anyway. I'm not pawking this thingk.
Speaker 2: No, are you going to make Rebel aware of the
Speaker 2: fucking sacrifice?
Speaker 3: Can you tell her that I'm not fucking a twink?
Speaker 2: But I was like, you've got all weekend? What's the guy?
Speaker 2: Bring him over?
Speaker 4: No, because I don't know, invite him to the Rebbel
Speaker 4: Wilson dinner.
Speaker 2: Did you not give you a plus one? What a bitch?
Speaker 2: It's actually not Rebel's dinner. I'm just remembering.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not Rebels, it's Brittany talk about this.
Speaker 2: Oh you brought it up.
Speaker 3: You brought it up.
Speaker 2: No, I just answer if you're going to pork the twink,
Speaker 2: which is not a question.
Speaker 1: If you told me this time last year to be
Speaker 1: asking you that question, I just said same.
Speaker 3: Isn't that sad? It's fun, I'll report, but it's fun
Speaker 3: or it's fun.
Speaker 2: I'm talking.
Speaker 1: I said it's fun and fine, But I'm talking to
Speaker 1: you like I would any of my other single friends
Speaker 1: who I live like carelessly through.
Speaker 2: Now it's interesting.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny, though, serious conversation for gays out
Speaker 3: there listening for people that are having sex gay sex.
Speaker 2: Either gates don't like us, they're not listening.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, true, you've got the lesbians.
Speaker 2: Yeah, church goers mostly.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I think I might have to look at
Speaker 3: PREP because I don't I've never I've never had to
Speaker 3: have that conversation in my life, So I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to will This is amazing life saving drug stops he
Speaker 3: transmitting or getting HIV. But I just can't believe that
Speaker 3: that's something that I'm doing. It's wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what Sean told me, because he
Speaker 1: was on PREP before we go together, he felt like
Speaker 1: he had to get bang for his back, and so
Speaker 1: he just felt compelled to root more because otherwise it's
Speaker 1: just a waste of going to the chemist. If I've
Speaker 1: gone this medication, I'm not actually having unsafe sex. No,
Speaker 1: what am I even paying for it for?
Speaker 3: No? I get that. You know what you can do though,
Speaker 3: you can disco dose, you know, disco dosing hush, that's
Speaker 3: not like the medical term by the way, Gladys Beryiclian
Speaker 3: is not like, you know, telling everyone to know who.
Speaker 2: Is it, who's manditary disco dosing?
Speaker 3: Who's the Minister for health?
Speaker 2: Kerry Chance, Cherry Chance. I don't think is she in
Speaker 2: that job anymore?
Speaker 3: She resigned. I think disco dosing is when you can
Speaker 3: take it because you don't have to take it all
Speaker 3: the time. It's just for when you're having sex. So say,
Speaker 3: for example, I've lined up a Sunday, I take it
Speaker 3: two hours minimum of two hours before.
Speaker 2: Well, that's fine, then no, I'm not done.
Speaker 3: Minimum of two hours before. Or if you've porking that night,
Speaker 3: you take it in the morning with you with your crumpet.
Speaker 3: Then you take one. Now don't take this for Bible,
Speaker 3: because I'm not one hundred percent sure yet. Then you
Speaker 3: take one twenty four hours after, and then one exactly
Speaker 3: twenty four hours after.
Speaker 2: That, or maybe maybe like a morning after pill.
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe one directly after sex.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying a lot of fucking admin actually yah.
Speaker 3: But for me, someone who doesn't have a high pork
Speaker 3: drive more into so to speak, I think that could
Speaker 3: work better for me because I'll just do it case
Speaker 3: by Okay, some have sex once.
Speaker 2: A month anyway, short on prep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so wild thought.
Speaker 2: I know, right, it just seems so out of character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone we compared numbers once is in people have
Speaker 1: sept with before, and I was fucking shocked how many.
Speaker 3: He's a gorgeous boy. You've done well, he's struck gold.
Speaker 2: But also it was a late bloomer.
Speaker 1: He didn't come out of the closet until it was
Speaker 1: twenty four, so we had some fucking lost time to
Speaker 1: make up for.
Speaker 3: Well, say that's where I'm at now. I got to
Speaker 3: get Sean's number. Actually, sorry, you fucking my boyfriend. I'm
Speaker 3: not going to fact Sean me. What are we going
Speaker 3: to do? Fight? No, this is cute.
Speaker 2: I can be fun.
Speaker 3: The audience will love it. I'm down for that. Sean
Speaker 3: called me the other night because I was having a
Speaker 3: down night and he called me out of the blue. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was really gave me a life advice. Have you
Speaker 3: had a threesome?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nor have I.
Speaker 1: I feel like it'd be just too much to think
Speaker 1: about for me. I mean, don't knock it to You's right,
Speaker 1: you know, but I don't see that happening in mine.
Speaker 1: In Shawan's relationship, I'm not interested in Yeah, i'd have.
Speaker 3: To be comfortable. I need to be comfortable with the
Speaker 3: person in order to get my clothes off, So I
Speaker 3: have to double that and be comfortable with two different people.
Speaker 3: Too much, too much, No, I couldn't do it. I
Speaker 3: don't think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say that, like we were talking about
Speaker 1: before the exposure therapy and like posting full body stuff
Speaker 1: so that you get over that struggle for you. I
Speaker 1: was like that ages ago. But then I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just got to a point where I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck it. I guessed to get nervous, taken my clothes
Speaker 1: up in front of people. But by the time I
Speaker 1: met Sean, I was just like, you get what you
Speaker 1: get and you don't get upset.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: I just was so I don't know what switched in
Speaker 2: my brain, but I was just like, fuck it, who cares?
Speaker 3: You gave me this advice? And some other people have.
Speaker 3: When I'm like talking to people and they're interested, and
Speaker 3: it like gets to a point of like what are
Speaker 3: we gonna do, I'm like, well, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I don't want them to see me naked.
Speaker 3: They're gonna think I'm fat and ugly, which is my issue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what I get in my thoughts.
Speaker 3: But you and other people have been like, you're not
Speaker 3: I'm not like a hermit, Like my body is out there,
Speaker 3: like they they go on my profile like they know
Speaker 3: what I look like, you know, but in my head
Speaker 3: they just see me from the chin up and like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to take my top off and they're going
Speaker 3: to be shocked that there's man boops there, Like, no,
Speaker 3: they know who I am. Of course they're gonna know
Speaker 3: that there's some repel.
Speaker 2: So most people in my experience aren't actually that awful.
Speaker 1: Like if you took your top off, no one's ever
Speaker 1: gonna go h no, thanks, Yeah, exactly, that's true.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's a very good point.
Speaker 2: Actually, the people aren't that awful on Grinder. Before you
Speaker 2: meet up, they're awful people, but once they've agreed to
Speaker 2: the meet up, anything goes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, you know what, I'm not liking Grinder, No,
Speaker 3: I don't like it. It's I don't know, but I'm
Speaker 3: leaning towards I'm learning more about me, which is why
Speaker 3: this experience has been great. Like Sewan, I came out
Speaker 3: at twenty three and I went straight into Hayden so
Speaker 3: to speak, and.
Speaker 2: It made nice to meet you straight.
Speaker 3: In straight blue belt bendover and I I've never had
Speaker 3: that experience, but I feel like I'm going to lean
Speaker 3: towards liking relationship sex better. I just prefer it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I was single for ages, as you would recall, and
Speaker 1: it was never for me. I preferred to at least
Speaker 1: go on a date or something. I mean, there were
Speaker 1: a couple of times that I met people at the
Speaker 1: club and stuff and went home with them and had
Speaker 1: one night stand. But I think that's different. You sort
Speaker 1: of swept up in the moment. I couldn't connect with people.
Speaker 3: I haven't done that yet. That could be fun, it is,
Speaker 3: I've not done that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean again, not heaps. I've compared numbers to Sean.
Speaker 1: He's got way more.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I might have to call him again for some tips. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll send him some pics for payment.
Speaker 1: You know, the only time I've had a one night
Speaker 1: SAMD with someone that I met online was the one
Speaker 1: that turned out to be an endurant idiot. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and he actually it was on Instagram, not Grinder, but
Speaker 1: it was the same concept. It was like, do you
Speaker 1: want to come over it's all right. I did, and
Speaker 1: then he blocked me, and he probably doesn't listen anymore.
Speaker 1: So it was obviously a really good fuck from me.
Speaker 3: He blocked you.
Speaker 2: After the fuck, I would say, like a couple of months.
Speaker 3: After, yeah, I wonder, why do you think I need
Speaker 3: to sleep with a fan. I think it's only even
Speaker 3: we have to we have to do everything in equals.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's going to be even an equal,
Speaker 2: you have to not know they were a Fan's true.
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't know until after.
Speaker 2: He was very vague about it.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, yeah, so you do like a podcast, right,
Speaker 1: I think my sister listens. And then it wasn't until
Speaker 1: after we fucked that he elaborated that he had bought
Speaker 1: merch and he was in the and Durant Idiot's groom
Speaker 1: and it was a regular fucking listener and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 3: God, he bought merch. He was in the group and
Speaker 3: he was in the host next, and then.
Speaker 2: Blocked the host with full circle.
Speaker 3: What's his insta? Can you delete it? Just be muted out.
Speaker 3: I'll see if he's blocked me. I just want to
Speaker 3: see if he comes up.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're looking for him they're stalking. Apparently it's the
Speaker 2: two men job. I've got no one to banter with.
Speaker 4: Hello, I found him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So he hasn't blocked you.
Speaker 3: Oh he's got a he's got a partner.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. Maybe that's why he blocked me.
Speaker 4: Is he on the left or right?
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 3: Because I was jealous at the time.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've I already told you about this guy. He's
Speaker 2: stalked before, coalked at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's why he blocked me, because his new
Speaker 1: partner is jealous and he's like, like we were saying
Speaker 1: last week during the talk back things, any male that
Speaker 1: you've had any prior interaction with, delete them. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: got a shit in your boyfriend.
Speaker 3: So explain to me, please, for the love of god,
Speaker 3: where you met him.
Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly. I think he might have replied
Speaker 1: to an Instagram story and then it was like, if
Speaker 1: you're ever down for a rose, let me know, and
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck it, I'm down for a rose.
Speaker 1: And then I went to his house that night. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: which I've never done that.
Speaker 2: I had to be I have to be in a
Speaker 2: very specific mood to agree to that.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know what, the sun's setting,
Speaker 1: it's wine o'clock, it's wine a cock fucking let's.
Speaker 3: Go jump on. Well congratulations, Well can't wait for that day.
Speaker 2: This is like two or three years ago, but sure,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 3: All right, we should we go. This has been the
Speaker 3: longest episode in the history of the show.
Speaker 2: What if I just didn't edit it. I think it's
Speaker 2: now Titanic length feature film.
Speaker 3: We've made many diffamatory marks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Can we also say that before we started this podcast,
Speaker 3: we ordered lunch on the kideo Yes and Jenna. We
Speaker 3: ordered Nando's and Jenna ordered a cup of corn, and
Speaker 3: Mitch and I were like, she goes he wants corn,
Speaker 3: and we laughed.
Speaker 2: And there was corn to share. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 2: share who it was a family shares corn, anous.
Speaker 4: Option three dollars fifty. I got the share option and.
Speaker 1: Then well thank god for that because I literally ordered
Speaker 1: my salad and specifically tapped without corn.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, we looked at the phone and we thought it
Speaker 3: was a joke and it was just one family corn.
Speaker 2: Then our wraps and I was like, well you'll wrap
Speaker 2: my salad.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, Sarah Dela Rend's ocean gates. Sal, We'll be
Speaker 3: wearing an upset with that comment, Sarah.
Speaker 2: Dela rental crisis would not appreciate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sarah Dealer red and stimpy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So yeah, we put our order in.
Speaker 1: Sarah Dealer read the musical, Yes exactly, So Sarah Dealer
Speaker 1: remeding on my starte.
Speaker 2: So we put our order in.
Speaker 3: Sara, fuck me dead chipped to tooth or most.
Speaker 1: I did I need a mic stand In hindsight, I
Speaker 1: don't know how you've held that thing up all day.
Speaker 1: I feel like Kylie and it's good anyway.
Speaker 3: You need to so much, Kylie. Sorry, I think the.
Speaker 2: Corn story is this well and truly passes.
Speaker 4: I want to talk about my corn anyway. The corn
Speaker 4: was delicious, but I feel full and sick.
Speaker 2: So we were about to put our order in and
Speaker 2: we were like, Jenna, you add your order to the
Speaker 2: Herber Eats, and she just put corn. And then instead
Speaker 2: of instead of just respecting her choices, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking putting my foot down, Jenna. You are not
Speaker 2: just ordering corn.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you order food for you and
Speaker 1: your mum and take it home for dinner. But I'm
Speaker 1: just not letting you order corn and corn only because
Speaker 1: that's fucked. That's fucking psychopathic behavior.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that it was a shared cut.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god, you know how much I love corn.
Speaker 3: And Mitch went to his kitchen draw got us two
Speaker 3: spoons out. Mine looks like a ladle, and Jenna and
Speaker 3: I sat there like we went an amish couple who
Speaker 3: can't penetrate each other.
Speaker 2: It was a Ben and Jerry's You're like, oh, how
Speaker 2: we were on a.
Speaker 3: Day in the south of Texas and we were like
Speaker 3: looking at each other lovingly in the eyes. It was
Speaker 3: like if that movie that Cat the Tramp was filmed in.
Speaker 2: Texas and we were like, oh, this is delicious, delicious corn,
Speaker 2: said no one ever it was.
Speaker 1: I ordered my salad without corn, like I said. There
Speaker 1: was one colonel fucking colonel, and I was like.
Speaker 3: Funny that colonel's spelt differently, but colonel is also spelt differently,
Speaker 3: but it's the same word, but it means different things. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like colonel Sanders, like it spelt colonial, spelt colonal, but
Speaker 3: then there's colonel, but it's the same word. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: like night and night. Yeah, like English is dumb.
Speaker 1: We hope this podcast made to feel at least three
Speaker 1: percent better today. That's all just three percent.
Speaker 3: Should I do a walking tour of your apartment? Oh?
Speaker 2: For fuck sake, the mic isn't wireless.
Speaker 3: I can pull it out, but you.
Speaker 2: Won't be able to walk with it. It's a tiny cord.
Speaker 3: What's going to hold it? Because I feel like you've
Speaker 3: got gains and I haven't.
Speaker 2: Doesn't it feel powerful holding the mic?
Speaker 3: I do feel like like a stand up Oh that
Speaker 3: must be white.
Speaker 2: It comes so naturally to me. Of course, I'm in
Speaker 2: my natural habitat Imagine if I did my stand up
Speaker 2: with a fucking mic stand on stage. Some people do,
Speaker 2: but like to start at a desk like I'm just
Speaker 2: doing a podcast. Speaking of which podcast live show is
Speaker 2: potentially happening later in the year, tvc oh announcing that
Speaker 2: that was an announcement, that was just a teaser.
Speaker 3: We pre announce it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really after we have.
Speaker 3: A loop generator, Jenner.
Speaker 1: We're waiting for your management to get back to it.
Speaker 1: By the way, your management hasn't gotten back to Andrews,
Speaker 1: so that's why we're.
Speaker 3: That's an actual grave problem. Really, I'll talk to her.
Speaker 1: I'll just go to rereck. They don't get their twenty
Speaker 1: percent fuck it. See you, guys, we haven't done our
Speaker 1: We haven't done it. Done what I already did that
Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes ago.
Speaker 3: We didn't do it.
Speaker 4: You didn't it because he said I want to take
Speaker 4: you on an apartment to us.
Speaker 3: Mitch has got a lovely perspect stool fuck and uh
Speaker 3: oh fiddle. If it's fake, I've already pressed it.
Speaker 2: All right, Do you want me to do the wrap up?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't fuck your que this time. We hope this
Speaker 1: podcast made you feel at least three percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all just three percent, so weeet.
Speaker 3: Deal, gotta dash, Love your bye, see you next week,
Speaker 3: Love your bye, bob bye. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
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