Speaker 1: Is it just hosted by a couple of misfits.
Speaker 2: Please yourself for the ridiculous SHENI goods of our spare wheels,
Speaker 2: fuck the Mitchens, Iscar prize, keep a Jenna then conscioceptive diagram.
Speaker 1: Sut, hello you. We are back again for episode two.
Speaker 1: Everyone loved us. I don't care what any of you say.
Speaker 1: Number one on the Spotify, number one.
Speaker 3: Number one award winning award wins.
Speaker 4: I'm good, so good. There was the Media Week Awards
Speaker 4: last week, Yes, there was, and we won everything. We
Speaker 4: appreciate ourselves. I love that moment where Mixturey had to
Speaker 4: give us the award ward our podcast.
Speaker 3: He was so humiliated and it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Well, once again, if you are listening and you don't
Speaker 1: recognize our voices, we are prize keeper Jenna, conscioucept me
Speaker 1: contraceptive diaphragm. Sam Neil, who's acting executive producer.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, oh yeah, now give me more titles.
Speaker 1: Fuck, let me take it first. And I am roving
Speaker 1: reporter Oscar, but you can call me chalk and Oscar
Speaker 1: in this sense because all of you fucking do. I
Speaker 1: want to reiterate how many people come up and scream
Speaker 1: chicken in my face. I'm not talking kids, I'm talking
Speaker 1: grown women. I am your chicken. I'm everyone's chicken. If
Speaker 1: it is your first time listening, we start every episode
Speaker 1: with then is it just me? I don't know Jenna?
Speaker 1: Jenna doesn't know mine. Sam occasionally does one off? Feels
Speaker 1: like it it's something we've noticed, hate or appreciate. Jenna.
Speaker 1: Do you want to start us off this time? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Does Maya have a twenty percent off super weekend every weekend?
Speaker 1: Honestly? Yes, they do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally, it's their super weekend every weekend, and the
Speaker 5: sale ends on Monday and then it's on again the
Speaker 5: next weekend.
Speaker 4: No, I love going through the racks. It doesn't matter
Speaker 4: what it is. It's forty percent off Jack and Judson
Speaker 4: for that limited time only. You know how limited can
Speaker 4: you get? Honestly?
Speaker 1: Can I just say, though, with the current cost of
Speaker 1: living at the moment, how fucking is this? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I actually think Maya have done it
Speaker 1: so smartly, Like fuck David Jones at this point, like,
Speaker 1: what are they going to do twenty? Well, Maya will
Speaker 1: do forty like happily.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm just going to write that. So a new
Speaker 4: deal with David Joan Handsel, Yeah yeah, yeah, no, thank god?
Speaker 1: Fuck them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nowhere am I side?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where am I side?
Speaker 3: But I mean stop saying that it ends on Monday.
Speaker 1: When it does, it does it because I can guarantee
Speaker 1: it happens again two days later. Like I watched them
Speaker 1: stress the fuck out so much, sidag up and it
Speaker 1: got to a point once where I turned to like
Speaker 1: one of the managers. I was like, are you guys
Speaker 1: going on sale? And she did not find it.
Speaker 4: Honeyge, No one beats EB games when it comes to
Speaker 4: a sales yeah, throw back whenever you walk through andless
Speaker 4: they still have them on when you walk through. There's
Speaker 4: not even a sign that says EB anymore. It's just
Speaker 4: wall to wall sale.
Speaker 1: It's true on them on the fly. Have you know,
Speaker 1: like is it just me have Ebgid's toned down this
Speaker 1: sale signage recently?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: Maybe because they don't go anywhere over the top, Like okay,
Speaker 1: so my local one has not point they have to
Speaker 1: be because I walk past one all the time because
Speaker 1: I work in shopping malls. I actually didn't know they
Speaker 1: had a sale on until I walked in No, and
Speaker 1: that's never happened before. So when I tell you, I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck, am I just am I that blind
Speaker 1: that I just can't see the fifty million red signages.
Speaker 4: I think it is cost of living. It's what you said,
Speaker 4: I can't afford the signs.
Speaker 1: That's so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the signs do cost a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what. I had to fucking design the oscar.
Speaker 4: You I got an itchim for us?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, God, all right? Is it just me? Whatever
Speaker 1: happened to that? Are you smarter than a fifth grader kid?
Speaker 3: Ah? I want to know.
Speaker 1: Like, remember, they were everywhere at one point, so, like
Speaker 1: that show came out when I was genuinely in No.
Speaker 1: I was in year four and I auditioned and they
Speaker 1: never called me fair enough, I'm not smart, but like
Speaker 1: I vividly remember in that time frame, Channel ten had
Speaker 1: those kids everywhere, like they were all over the school busses. Now,
Speaker 1: because you guys grew up like regional, right, so that
Speaker 1: show was massive in like the suburbians and in the
Speaker 1: city like kids my age. We loved it. Everyone watched
Speaker 1: it and that was all we talked about when we
Speaker 1: were at school. All over busses all over like billboards.
Speaker 1: There were all five of those kids are every The
Speaker 1: only one I remember is that I think her name
Speaker 1: was Darcy. She was the blonde one. And there was
Speaker 1: a young like a blonde kid that was all about music,
Speaker 1: but he was spelt rhythm wrong or something. I remember
Speaker 1: watching that episode, I was like, where are they now? Like,
Speaker 1: is there a way we can Like, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna google.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sam, googles, can you can you search up.
Speaker 1: Where they are?
Speaker 3: Yes? I remember.
Speaker 5: I have a vivid memory of being at my friend's
Speaker 5: house and watching it with their parents, and it was
Speaker 5: a really smart family and they were answering like oh,
Speaker 5: blah blah blah, and I'm like, yep, you just agreed
Speaker 5: by and I was like I knew that before them.
Speaker 3: Yeah you were like I thought, yeah, I just did.
Speaker 3: I let them answer it before I did.
Speaker 1: So, Like, I don't know if it's because I'm bitter
Speaker 1: because I auditioned for them and they never called me back.
Speaker 3: They should.
Speaker 4: I think it's probably, yeah, probably that there's nothing on
Speaker 4: the Addie Ones, but because it was a franchise in
Speaker 4: Yeah World, apparently there's one in particular that was on
Speaker 4: in the State who is now featured on X on
Speaker 4: the Beach.
Speaker 1: No, yes, I mean that means nothing to me because
Speaker 1: I've never watched the American ones. The only one that's
Speaker 1: so funny because.
Speaker 3: It was a transition, like wow.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Imagine being on like X on the Beach
Speaker 1: because usually those shows have got really like absolute dumb
Speaker 1: focs on there.
Speaker 3: Who intentionally, yeah, them were not even that.
Speaker 1: Hot to be honest, looking at you Love Island. Like,
Speaker 1: imagine being on that show and turning someone like I
Speaker 1: was on than a fifth grader, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Because they're Americans. They all sound like that, like, sorry,
Speaker 1: no offensive the Americans, but like the majority summer, you're fine.
Speaker 1: Like imagine standing on EX on the Beach and you
Speaker 1: gotta run with your fat pets going about, and you
Speaker 1: just turned to this girl and you're like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was on the fifth grade man, when I was like ten.
Speaker 4: And have you improved at any point?
Speaker 1: No, and like you wouldn't believe it. My you just
Speaker 1: never changed. Wait was it a guy or girl? Girl?
Speaker 4: Hey, this is what she's a girl.
Speaker 1: I was on seventy episodes of The Fifth Grader back
Speaker 1: in two thousand and nine, that's me on the show.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, it's been a glow
Speaker 4: up for Danny. Her name is now Danny Coco.
Speaker 1: Wow, hang on, sing eye glasses on.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh jesus, she's like.
Speaker 3: Your stereotypical are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Speaker 1: Glower? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then now she's stunning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she she did look like understudy for Annie
Speaker 4: Yes in two thousand and and now she looks like
Speaker 4: someone who has not been able to get a podcast
Speaker 4: after the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, she actually sounds a lot smarter than I
Speaker 1: made her out to be. So I apologize, apologies, Danielle, Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry Danny Coko. But like that's wild, Like that's so funny.
Speaker 1: I want to know wh the Australian ones. I imagine
Speaker 1: if they listen to us, actually reckon, they're idiots, they.
Speaker 5: Have to be have to be or like someone one
Speaker 5: of the idiots might be friends with somebody else.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, if you're an idiot, which you all are, yeah, naturally,
Speaker 1: if you know one of them and let us know,
Speaker 1: it was like, I would love to know what happened
Speaker 1: to them because they had the first cast, which were
Speaker 1: the iconic ones, I remember there was a kid on
Speaker 1: there named Darcy. She was the blonde one with the
Speaker 1: She kind of looked like Jojo c before Jojo was
Speaker 1: even born. She's the original Jojo Cea in my head.
Speaker 1: And there was a there was a boy who was
Speaker 1: like his whole thing was about like being I think
Speaker 1: na Charlie or some bullshit.
Speaker 3: I don't know, something like that.
Speaker 1: Something put us up.
Speaker 4: At a couple of mitches give us a DM, because
Speaker 4: if you do know someone or you are one.
Speaker 1: I would I want to know. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you've been up to. I have so many questions. I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about it since two thousand and eight, like
Speaker 1: that's I'm spiraling. We're coming up to almost ten twenty
Speaker 1: years of me thinking about it. I'm spiraling.
Speaker 3: It's true, he's spiraling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need to know, because that's.
Speaker 3: Just you're listening to.
Speaker 2: Is it just name?
Speaker 1: Got something on your mind?
Speaker 2: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 2: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 4: I kind of envy you too, because I can never
Speaker 4: think of anything to say with these things. I never
Speaker 4: haven't nearly enough to say.
Speaker 3: You know, it's hard being us.
Speaker 1: It is very difficult, beautiful and brainy. That's why I
Speaker 1: wasn't on you smart. That's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's the thing, is that you never needed
Speaker 4: to have a glow up.
Speaker 3: Oh so true.
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant.
Speaker 4: Well thankfully, you idiots always have something to say, and
Speaker 4: so I think it's time for Is it's just you?
Speaker 3: We've got one?
Speaker 1: Yes, we do?
Speaker 4: Okay, on the phone, we have now Larisa, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 3: I can hear.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm like whispering because I'm actually I just
Speaker 1: sat down to get a mass off.
Speaker 4: Well you've clearly got a very busy day, but the
Speaker 4: floor is yours? Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or does everyone kind of like enjoy the smell of
Speaker 4: their own farts?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Okay, well, I feel like
Speaker 1: everyone denies that they don't like the smell of it,
Speaker 1: but they sly really want to smell it and they
Speaker 1: kind of enjoy it. So like, okay, I kind of
Speaker 1: vibe with you a little bit really quickly, because like
Speaker 1: I will admit, like no, everyone says that they don't
Speaker 1: enjoy it that much. I can agree with as someone
Speaker 1: who has had the unfortunateness of smelling my own farts.
Speaker 1: That's foul, that's disgusting. So, Larisa, are you telling us
Speaker 1: that you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
Speaker 3: Well, look if I'm.
Speaker 4: If I'm embedded at night and the Juna happens to
Speaker 4: get hot because.
Speaker 1: I've farted, I will lift up the doner to have
Speaker 1: a sneeze.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think you know.
Speaker 5: I think it's not I enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I think I'm curious.
Speaker 3: Larissa.
Speaker 1: Are you saying you Dutch other in yourself? That's a
Speaker 1: yes to you?
Speaker 5: I think I do.
Speaker 1: I think that's a yes. You are a filthy bitch
Speaker 1: and I'm obsessed with I am.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm the only one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we found an original experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is absolutely It's only when it's
Speaker 1: the Misfits that people are going to get feral with it.
Speaker 1: I love it because it's us. That's why these idiots
Speaker 1: are like, oh fuck, yeah, I'm really the most disgusting
Speaker 1: thing I can think. I'm so glad.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you know what I'm dying.
Speaker 1: Is that I'm sitting in it, like people can hear me,
Speaker 1: right you, because I'm getting I'm literally in the mass
Speaker 1: dodge of Palmer like I'm getting a mass hodge. Someone
Speaker 1: is like rubbing your back or some bullshit.
Speaker 3: And my foot right now as we speak.
Speaker 1: Larissa, do us a favor and don't fart on not
Speaker 1: not everyone enjoy thanks Larissa love. Well, look, if you
Speaker 1: want to come on with an is it just me
Speaker 1: of your own, you can hit us up at a
Speaker 1: couple of inches or send us a text on this number.
Speaker 1: That's right, oh far to nine two zero two. He's
Speaker 1: doing alive.
Speaker 3: To nine my talented.
Speaker 4: Text.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's correct. You heard my vocals singing it, and
Speaker 1: you know I can't believe that I saying the fucking
Speaker 1: theme and recorded it, reviews it from us. I've never
Speaker 1: been present for a bullshit? Is it just I've fucking
Speaker 1: got it? Got a cop out? Dogs? Well, you know what?
Speaker 1: And of course Lewis so you can always reach out
Speaker 1: to prize keeper Jenna. She's still doing her duty. She doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do need to send things like you're not on.
Speaker 1: You haven't been entirely promoted. Actually none of us have
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 4: Well said, well said, said, well sung. So something that
Speaker 4: you sent me, Oscar was because at this point. Our
Speaker 4: marriage is only tiktoks that we send to each other.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thousand and yeah, I actually don't thin we've
Speaker 1: had a conversation for six months.
Speaker 4: No, but in tiktoks in my heart.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is something that I am constantly amazed by. Is
Speaker 4: there's this chick who is playing the French horn.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know who I think it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, No, wait, you have to set this up
Speaker 4: because I'm amazed by this girl.
Speaker 3: I'm confused.
Speaker 1: What is this? So my four you page is cooked
Speaker 1: in general, like honestly, one minute it's cat videos and
Speaker 1: then the next it's like it's like children hurting themselves,
Speaker 1: like it's intact. And I'm scrolling through, and there's a
Speaker 1: woman who plays the French horn and she does guessing
Speaker 1: games where she plays movie scores, TV series like she
Speaker 1: plays themes and like actual like film school music. So
Speaker 1: her account is Alana B. Dowton and she is nice name,
Speaker 1: a very lovely name. I am obsessed with Alana. Her
Speaker 1: whole account is you guessing what she's playing. And I'm
Speaker 1: such a like classical like theater school kid, still like
Speaker 1: listening when I hear this, So I just went into.
Speaker 3: You're the modern day Mosa.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I always said that I'm hos Art. Yes,
Speaker 1: so yeah, and I fell down a rabbit hole and
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with her and I fully sent her to
Speaker 1: you said, oh.
Speaker 4: No, no no, because you said you sent me one night
Speaker 4: and you not twenty of these.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I did, Yeah, twenty. Oh, Jenny, you're next.
Speaker 1: Wait are we doing what I think we're doing?
Speaker 4: I guarantee you're not even gonna remember what you sent me,
Speaker 4: not at all.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited.
Speaker 4: I have a bunch of grabs of this girl playing
Speaker 4: the French horn for different movie themes. Oh cool, we're
Speaker 4: going to start out easy. This is the first one.
Speaker 4: Let's see if we can pick this.
Speaker 1: Oh, mister curb, that's the universal thing. Well done, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Dragging a point, yes, that's a practice.
Speaker 4: Okay, well you're now keeping score apparently one for Oscar
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no no, none for Jenner No.
Speaker 1: No, no, j There's no such thing as a practice.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault that you just didn't catch on
Speaker 1: as quick as I do. I get so competitive. Is
Speaker 1: this a Is this a good idea? It is?
Speaker 5: I'm pretty much up against Motart, like, who's Mozart?
Speaker 1: Hope?
Speaker 4: Next one? Here we go? She plays it well too,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, star wars.
Speaker 1: No, he's very good.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's that's where it's Luke Skywalkers looking off at
Speaker 4: the suns and he's seeing himself.
Speaker 3: Get is that.
Speaker 1: If I nearly said Jurassic Park? Ye, John Willie because
Speaker 1: John Williams does wrong? Yeah, very good? What's wrong?
Speaker 4: Okay? One or one?
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 4: All right? Now this one is about to get harder.
Speaker 4: I made two easy ones. This is going to hit
Speaker 4: you right in the childhood right in the nostalgia. You're ready,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. She's very good in the French sounds like
Speaker 4: a recording.
Speaker 1: It is surely obtest with that.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, story too.
Speaker 1: Yes in the beginning when buzz Light is flying around
Speaker 1: and he's like beat big beep, and then it turns
Speaker 1: out it was part of the video game.
Speaker 4: Yes, what goodness, that's all right? How many times did
Speaker 4: you watched that?
Speaker 1: I watched it so much? As again, I actually don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever seen the original Toy story because I
Speaker 1: only had Toy Story two on like v H, so
Speaker 1: I thought that was the original Toy story when I
Speaker 1: was a kid dead zep.
Speaker 3: Toy Story two is good.
Speaker 1: Toy story too? Can we can like we all say
Speaker 1: sequels or like what actually like underrated like Shrek?
Speaker 4: Yes, Hero okay two to Hoser one to the Prize Keeper. Yes, okay, alright,
Speaker 4: I'm so ready. We're going back to childhood again.
Speaker 1: The childhood.
Speaker 4: Much harder this.
Speaker 1: One, big, big yeah, specifically the battle scene.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never would have got really well, is this
Speaker 4: the whole point that you picked the game you could
Speaker 4: win at?
Speaker 1: No? I I genuinely do. I watched all these movies
Speaker 1: religiously as a kid, like I had all of them
Speaker 1: on DVD.
Speaker 3: Like, you know the exact scene.
Speaker 1: I know the exact babe. That's like my so you
Speaker 1: know how some people have photographic memory, that's my version
Speaker 1: of photographic memory. I hear it, and I'm like that
Speaker 1: was I was running a battles.
Speaker 4: Like okay, all right, okay, okay, okay, we got all day.
Speaker 3: It's really fun.
Speaker 1: I would say this.
Speaker 4: Is a tie breaker, but it's definitely not. This is
Speaker 4: your chance, I think, Jenna, this is your chance to
Speaker 4: be able to redeem this at least get to too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll try my best all right.
Speaker 4: Okay, what.
Speaker 3: Comes the spirit?
Speaker 1: It was a horse Yeah.
Speaker 4: I put that in there deliberately to give you a
Speaker 4: fighting chance. You let me down, jinner, you let me down.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Sorry, No spirits so were I was.
Speaker 1: I was a horse girl as a kid. Of course
Speaker 1: you were. Of course I was. I know. I know
Speaker 1: it im on the fly. But all boys that were
Speaker 1: horse girls when they were kids are so good.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I know I wanted more.
Speaker 4: We do have one more if you want to do it?
Speaker 1: Can we do one.
Speaker 3: More more fun?
Speaker 4: We're gonna do one more general fighting chance, and we're
Speaker 4: gonna just take a step away from tradition with this
Speaker 4: last one. Not a movie thing?
Speaker 1: Oh oh was that a video game?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, not a video TV show?
Speaker 1: Is this some straight person bullshit? Yes?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: Okay, that is that is?
Speaker 4: That is the solo of Stairway to Heaven performed on
Speaker 4: a French horn. No, actually, no.
Speaker 1: Wonder what Okay, see I know the Stairway to Heaven.
Speaker 1: But I'm sitting here going what I was thinking?
Speaker 3: What TV shows?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I was actually so close. I was about
Speaker 1: to say, like, is she playing someone from like Signfield
Speaker 1: or wasn't Seinfield And friends like the Big like straight
Speaker 1: person television series. All the gays watch Gilmore Girls. We
Speaker 1: all watch Gilmore Girls.
Speaker 4: See what I need now is Saddle Club theme song
Speaker 4: on the French horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to sing it.
Speaker 3: Hello, what.
Speaker 1: Now we gotta?
Speaker 3: This is me?
Speaker 1: Is this you?
Speaker 3: Life can be? Everyone?
Speaker 4: For you? Everyone else?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much again, darling listeners, idiots, all of
Speaker 1: the above. We're having so much fun, aren't we, guys.
Speaker 3: Hello, worried too much?
Speaker 1: So maybe this is why the mitches don't give her
Speaker 1: that much.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have a nice lie down.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening, idiots. It has been
Speaker 1: such a pleasure and so much fun to be doing
Speaker 1: this for you, and I hope you're enjoying it. And
Speaker 1: if you're not, go fund yourself. You well said, catchu later, idiots. Bye,
Speaker 1: why bye bye? Welcome to add both secret segment on
Speaker 1: the end. The episode is not really done.
Speaker 3: It's not done.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of people with hucking talking ship. Hello,
Speaker 1: we are not baby. We did singing last week. Okay.
Speaker 1: I actually genuinely think I'll get fired from the show
Speaker 1: if I sing a game.
Speaker 5: I've been a nasty It's in my head always honestly,
Speaker 5: it's like, that's that's my new favorite thing ever.
Speaker 1: That is my new favorite thing ever. I almost want
Speaker 1: to make it a new thing where every add brief
Speaker 1: Jenna just sings a song. Like last week it was
Speaker 1: nasty to nas shay. This week it's saddle class, Like,
Speaker 1: what should we make us sing next week? Oh my god? Stop?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 5: Was this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That will do? That actually just triggered me for a second.
Speaker 1: I used to get so fucking made fun of watching that.
Speaker 4: One was in primary school, so life was not fun
Speaker 4: for everyone.
Speaker 1: Show fuck me. I couldn't handle it. Honestly, you deserved better,
Speaker 1: and I still do truly. Oh yeah, Sam, I am
Speaker 1: actually like so fucking thrilled that you brought Alana de
Speaker 1: Boot or whatever her name is, like because I like, like,
Speaker 1: when I'm not joking, I sent him like maybe one hundred.
Speaker 1: Like it was like I fell down such a rabbit
Speaker 1: hole because because music nerd, like it's my like that's
Speaker 1: our biggest thing, Like that's the whole reason why our
Speaker 1: marriage still works. That's true, And I love that we've
Speaker 1: just dropped that in and not given any It's like
Speaker 1: and I don't play it.
Speaker 5: I'll give you no not yet, but you've had so
Speaker 5: many difficulties and it's the music that's kept you to.
Speaker 1: All the music.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I mean I sang it out with am
Speaker 4: you're saying, I am the music in you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, it's really has so many meanings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then after that, I sang my heart will
Speaker 1: go on just for no reason, thank you. I actually
Speaker 1: dedicated it to you. Yeah, because you look a little
Speaker 1: bit like Selander on True Current, and.
Speaker 4: You're also sung it two tones higher. You went up
Speaker 4: four key changes. It went from nineteen minutes. I was
Speaker 4: very impressive.
Speaker 1: That was so funny.
Speaker 3: He loved it the best nineteen minutes of my life honestly.
Speaker 4: Later, yeah, which I was concerned about.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well we got confused. Yeah. I'm actually like
Speaker 1: so fucking thrilled you brought that over here because that's
Speaker 1: that was so much fun. I know we need that. Yeah. No, well,
Speaker 1: do you know what? Not just because I won, but
Speaker 1: also like, how beautiful is a French one? Do you
Speaker 1: love a frenchierated? I actually had like mild story hads.
Speaker 1: I like literally had the biggest crush on a guy
Speaker 1: who's a brilliant French one player. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: name him because I haven't spoken to him for five months.
Speaker 4: It's a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole thing. It's not fine, and like I
Speaker 1: hope he's okay, but whatever, I just don't give a shit.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say that he was French,
Speaker 4: that would make him a French horn.
Speaker 1: Ah no, no, no, I have never Oh no, that's
Speaker 1: a lie. I happened with the frenchman. Just think about that.
Speaker 1: I was like one night in Paris many years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're going to go to Paris as well, and.
Speaker 4: Then to Paris Flight Center book Now, my god.
Speaker 1: That's actually yeah. No, French ones are beautiful, and I
Speaker 1: made him. I made this guy playing me the French
Speaker 1: one all the time. When I would be at his house.
Speaker 3: You would just sit there and watch him play.
Speaker 1: You have to practice.
Speaker 3: Where were you, Sam?
Speaker 4: He was playing the French horn and Oscar was still
Speaker 4: watching me play as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, so lovely, except this is more of a trombone.
Speaker 4: Oh so they were just stretches out in and back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know where I was going with that.
Speaker 4: I don't have like elastic foreskin at this point, like
Speaker 4: that's what I'm not anymore not anymore since the accident.
Speaker 4: That car door was no good.
Speaker 1: I feel like, why are we more filthy than like
Speaker 1: thros In? Like, you know, when I was a child,
Speaker 1: I would car but here we are talking about your
Speaker 1: disgusting But here we're like happily just Stam's elongated for skin.
Speaker 1: They got trapped in a car door, Yeah, trapped in
Speaker 1: a card or like I, I you know, can wrap
Speaker 1: it around my finger, like you know.
Speaker 4: No good.
Speaker 1: I hate that actually, Like someone someone said to me
Speaker 1: the other day that like I should be sorry, this
Speaker 1: is not so off with that too, this is so
Speaker 1: off the caugh. I don't know why I just thought
Speaker 1: of this someone that said to me the other day
Speaker 1: that I should study psychology.
Speaker 4: Yes, do it, it would help you.
Speaker 3: Or you fuck off, or you could get a modeling contract.
Speaker 1: Well I think I could be like a hot psychologist. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually, to be honest, to be honest with you, I
Speaker 4: feel like at this point our marriage is just me
Speaker 4: coming to you for free therapy. Anyway. Yeah it doesn't help,
Speaker 4: but no, I never feel better, but I enjoy talking
Speaker 4: to you about my problems. Anyway, it always just ends
Speaker 4: up being eighteen minute voice messages.
Speaker 1: Oh I strongly disagree. I actually think my advice is
Speaker 1: very helpful.
Speaker 3: I don't concentrate on your advice because you're so beautiful, and.
Speaker 1: You know what, I thoroughly believe. Do you actually think
Speaker 1: my advice is not helpful? No, it is.
Speaker 4: It is often helpful.
Speaker 3: Oh this is marriage counseling.
Speaker 1: But yes, thank you?
Speaker 4: Actually, Jenna? Okay, so I just hang on. I think
Speaker 4: that we need to use I feel statements.
Speaker 1: Fuck that, I feel like dog shit.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What am I actually that bad? I thought I was helpful.
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, he is our EP, so we
Speaker 3: can slam him as much as.
Speaker 1: Therapist.
Speaker 5: Are you.
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I feel that often your advice is a little bit
Speaker 4: more directed to your own experiences rather than acknowledging mine.
Speaker 1: Are you calling me a narcissist?
Speaker 3: Oh that's too far?
Speaker 1: No? No no, it hurts from being on the ground
Speaker 1: for too long. Are you fucked? No? No?
Speaker 4: No, I just I just think that often that if
Speaker 4: I'm coming to you with a problem, Sam, it will
Speaker 4: go into a rant that will be nothing to do
Speaker 4: with anything, Sam.
Speaker 3: Just a just a tip.
Speaker 4: Don't talk to talent like this, you know, downgrade to
Speaker 4: business from first.
Speaker 1: No, No, the talent.
Speaker 5: We're going back to first Sorry apologies continue, Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 5: hang on, so I will give sam an out there.
Speaker 1: I do love a rant because sometimes I forget that's
Speaker 1: the that's the that's the like the adhd rant, like
Speaker 1: you just keep talking and you know that hole you're
Speaker 1: digging is even it's getting deeper than when you call
Speaker 1: me your self indulged cap All right, well do you
Speaker 1: know what? I think you're full of ship and I
Speaker 1: have a feeling the idiots are going to have my back.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what all right? What do you what do
Speaker 4: you want to do?
Speaker 3: Do you want to there's a lot of tension here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not turned on anymore like I was before.
Speaker 1: If anything, I've gone trivial.
Speaker 4: He really was turned on, and now you wouldn't you
Speaker 4: wouldn't I.
Speaker 1: Pulled a cheery again. I've spoken about my genitals. Now,
Speaker 1: do you know what? I'm going to put this question
Speaker 1: to the idiots? So Mitchell and I used to do
Speaker 1: rose and rant sometimes, so like he'd go on Insta
Speaker 1: Live and I'd join and just talk smack, absolute smack.
Speaker 4: I have seen fifteen seconds of that and then properly left.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it's because we were busy, like hello, the
Speaker 1: the whole premise of me joining we tried to start
Speaker 1: up Ask Auntie Oscar, where people ask me for advice,
Speaker 1: because Auntie Oscar just sounds ridiculous. I'm going to throw
Speaker 1: it out to the idiots right now. I think we
Speaker 1: should do it for next week's show. I think next
Speaker 1: week that we should do.
Speaker 4: Ask Annie Oscar kind of like a Dolly doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but worse agony arts well, according to Sam, but
Speaker 1: fucking worse. So do you know what. No, I'm sticking
Speaker 1: to this. I'm overriding executive producer. I'm gonna throw this
Speaker 1: out to the idiots. If you've listened to this far
Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck Oscar, you're amazing, which you all are,
Speaker 1: send send a couple of inches of a voice message,
Speaker 1: Send us a voice message with an issue for ask Auntioscar, And.
Speaker 4: Can I send one in now?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, absolutely not, because you're just gonna dog me again, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't dog what are you gonna do this time? Call
Speaker 1: me fat? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, okay, wait now wait, wait, wait, hang on, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna hang a second. I'm gonna just I'm gonna do
Speaker 4: this now, all right, but just gonna.
Speaker 1: Better say I've got a fat ass.
Speaker 4: Actually, alright, I'm just gonna okay, I'm gonna record a
Speaker 4: voice message that hi, uh, long time listener, first time
Speaker 4: voice messager. I wanted to talk to Artie Oscar. So
Speaker 4: my wife feels as though that they give wonderful advice,
Speaker 4: but now wants to like do this on an open
Speaker 4: forum and invite people. Now, now I'm going to have
Speaker 4: to reach out to legal. I'm going to have to
Speaker 4: talk to people about it. Like if if the advice
Speaker 4: is bad, then we've got problems, you know, if people
Speaker 4: are going to write in and say, oh, he told
Speaker 4: me to leave my husband so full of it. Oh
Speaker 4: sorry I ran out time. Okay you know, no, no,
Speaker 4: all right, fine.
Speaker 1: I think we should do it.
Speaker 4: I'm actually on board with this because I I'm going
Speaker 4: to take the piss out of you. But yeah, of
Speaker 4: course I actually think that you might have good advice.
Speaker 1: I see now he's back a public forum.
Speaker 4: No no, no, it's because you're worldly and you've made
Speaker 4: so exotic, so many mistakes in your life. You're going
Speaker 4: to be able to relate to it and in a
Speaker 4: way that that Jenna and I just never would even
Speaker 4: in her four hundred years.
Speaker 1: The way, honestly, the way he is so correct, you know,
Speaker 1: although I feel like if anyone's lived a life, it's
Speaker 1: definitely Jenna. I'm hearing new things about you every time.
Speaker 1: Isn't this your seventeenth year doing the HC? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh no, eighteenth eighteenth.
Speaker 3: Get it fixed up?
Speaker 1: Because I had to repeat, We had to repeat many times.
Speaker 4: You get like an accumulative atar at the end of that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, a new one after she's
Speaker 1: got an asterix every time.
Speaker 3: You know, this year it might be different.
Speaker 1: Fingers crossed, I might get a thirty Actually, my ah,
Speaker 1: I was a thirty eight.
Speaker 4: Mine was so bad because I like blanked in the
Speaker 4: middle of English too. Oh, it was so bad that
Speaker 4: I looked at the letter, laughed, put it in the
Speaker 4: bin and have no recollection of what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It was that bad. I can one up that I
Speaker 1: walked out halfway through. I did not put a single
Speaker 1: thing down, and I walked out halfway through. What I
Speaker 1: walked out halfway through, lit up a cigarette in the
Speaker 1: in the quad because it was like five pm or
Speaker 1: some bullshit. Because they make us too, They made it
Speaker 1: everyone do a three hour exam after school. So I
Speaker 1: lit up a cigarette and the quad and just walked.
Speaker 1: And then one of the girls, one of the other
Speaker 1: girls who was I knew, she came out lit up
Speaker 1: a cigarette, went fuck that.
Speaker 3: I'll take that advice from my HC.
Speaker 1: Oh, there we go. Yeah, yeah, that'll get you at
Speaker 1: least a thirty eight, because that's what that was what
Speaker 1: my age.
Speaker 3: That's all I need. I just don't need the asterisk again.
Speaker 4: Perfect, Well, we've got our first one from Auntie Oscar there.
Speaker 4: So if you're going badly in your HSC, that's coming
Speaker 4: up soon. So if you're studying and you're listening to
Speaker 4: the part.
Speaker 1: He's coming up soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, real talk, best of like anyone, if
Speaker 1: any of you are doing the HSC, do not do
Speaker 1: what I did.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: I actually don't even think I've told my parents that.
Speaker 1: So if you're listening, Mum and dad, souls, sorry about it.
Speaker 1: I'm a different woman now. Yeah, I have green nails.
Speaker 4: No, I've made a respectable woman out of you.
Speaker 1: You have, you have, You've done a really good job,
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 4: So yeah, all right, I'll put that in. Okay, we're
Speaker 4: live from Japan next week, aren't we Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1: We'll be live from Japan. You can still send us
Speaker 1: dms like we might respond. Yeah, there's a time difference.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got the data roaming on the oh good, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: Mitch's phone.
Speaker 1: Well it's on a couple of yeah, exactly, you'll be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's eighty nine dollars a gigabytek.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not too bad. Good for multi millionaires.
Speaker 1: I know it'll be fine, will be fine.
Speaker 3: And we're using the credit card right Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I nick that I'm not saying it.
Speaker 4: That's cheamses cool.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that's right. Yeah, well we're staying its yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah for so long. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's a blow up mattress and then the blow up
Speaker 4: everything else.
Speaker 1: I have a name anyway here, it's almost an empty office.
Speaker 1: We're going to go raining. It actually looks like a
Speaker 1: fucking cyclone out there. I'm on the fly. Am I
Speaker 1: gonna die? Yeah? Yeah, all right, I want to come
Speaker 1: down with it. President's psychic. Great, let's all we'll all
Speaker 1: go down to fucking starting. That's that's a next week conversation.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. We do hope that this podcast
Speaker 1: makes you feel, at the very least, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be generous today because you're sexy, five percent better. I
Speaker 1: hope you feel five percent better today, and so good,
Speaker 1: really really well, bye Darling, bye.
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