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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning, Sam, it's time to

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Speaker 1: visit my cat the a hole. I love this segment.

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Speaker 1: The reason we're looking at it today is there's a

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Speaker 1: cat that's gone viral. It's in a shelter or an

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Speaker 1: animal rescue place in North Carolina. It was abandoned by

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Speaker 1: its original owner. Well, it was abandoned when its original

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Speaker 1: owner died, and it ended up in this shelter and

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Speaker 1: they're advertising it to put up for adoption. And it's

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Speaker 1: very it's a very honest ad. They say, meet Perdita.

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Speaker 1: Not for the faint of heart, likes steering into your

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Speaker 1: soul until you feel you may never be cheerful again.

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Speaker 1: The movie Pet Cemetery Jump scares lurking in dark Corners

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Speaker 1: being queen of her domicile, falling shelter in the staff

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Speaker 1: into thinking she's sick. But her list of dislikes she's

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Speaker 1: not a fan of the color, pink, kittens, dogs, children,

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Speaker 1: the Dixie Chicks, Disney movies, Christmas and Hugs. Who ad

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Speaker 1: says she's single and ready to be so awkward with

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Speaker 1: a socially awkward human who understands personal space. Then the

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Speaker 1: person who is part of the shelter has said, we

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Speaker 1: thought at the beginning something was hurting her, but she's

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Speaker 1: just a jerk. As soon as you pick her up,

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Speaker 1: she starts growling. She's just all out awful. So despite

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Speaker 1: this ad people, so I think there's been over four

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Speaker 1: thousand comments, seven thousand shares, one hundred and fifteen applications

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Speaker 1: for adoption. All cats are like that, though, Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: this one sounds like a complete ahole. And Hugh Remington

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Speaker 1: I saw tweeted after he read this story, saying, well,

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Speaker 1: my wife's twenty year old cat got back on us

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Speaker 1: for leaving him in the cat hotel during Christmas holidays

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Speaker 1: by climbing on to the table in order to urinate

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Speaker 1: on my laptop. A whole behavior. Jonesy and Amanda, good morning,