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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: This time now for us to celebrate the stupid and

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Speaker 2: dumb things we do during the week and Genius of

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Speaker 2: the Week.

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Speaker 1: Genius Einstein, Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 3: Last week we had some great contenders Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 4: I have put my phone.

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Speaker 3: And my TV remote in the washing machine.

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Speaker 5: I was at Bunnings looking at a hose and turn

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Speaker 5: the package over and there was a picture on it

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Speaker 5: which I wanted to see a bit better, and I

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Speaker 5: tried to pinch so it.

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Speaker 1: While dropping off my son at DAYK I managed to

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Speaker 1: hook myself on the door handle through my belt and

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Speaker 1: the new director had to hoist me off. I was

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Speaker 1: hanging on the doors.

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Speaker 3: So tell us what have you done this week? Own it?

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one four three. Like Maria Christian,

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Speaker 2: I was talking to a friend on my phone this week.

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Speaker 2: Had to read something else to her and then I

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Speaker 2: went looking for my phone. After a couple of minutes,

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Speaker 2: I told her I couldn't find my phone. Then I

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Speaker 2: realized I had it to my ear and I was

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Speaker 2: using it to talk to her. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 2: my own nomination is this week. My wife's gone away

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Speaker 2: for a few days with about eight of her friends

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Speaker 2: right the book club. They went down yesterday. So wow,

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Speaker 2: yesterday morning, at four point thirty, I'm in my kitchen

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Speaker 2: and waiting for my cup of tea to steep to broom.

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Speaker 2: I see that My wife lives by lists. There's lists

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Speaker 2: everywhere right, very organized. She's got a lot going on,

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Speaker 2: like all mums. She had a list of things she needed.

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Speaker 3: To get for all the girls.

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Speaker 2: They've got basics for the weekend and then we're going

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Speaker 2: out for a couple of days.

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Speaker 3: But so we've got this.

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Speaker 2: Let me know and I'll get them and I'll bring

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Speaker 2: it down because I've got a bigger car. So she

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Speaker 2: had this whole list out of board him at the bottom.

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Speaker 2: I thought, I'll add in a few comedy items. Am

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Speaker 2: I good? A smile when she sees it. Later on,

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Speaker 2: I put down there grenade, a tank and two parrots.

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Speaker 2: Tony yesterday right, she called me, going, I've only just

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Speaker 2: realized that was you that wrote that down there.

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Speaker 3: My wife had.

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Speaker 2: Looked at it in a panic, rushing in the car

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Speaker 2: park at Woolli's, and thought, did I need to get

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Speaker 2: a tank of something or for my mum. She rang

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Speaker 2: her mum, going, do you use a brain called parrot

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Speaker 2: or something?

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Speaker 3: Work? It wasted Next for half.

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Speaker 2: An hour she down rang two of the friends that

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Speaker 2: are going to go down and going did you need me?

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Speaker 3: Someone put down here tank? Thendes are getting the date?

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Speaker 2: Or is it an essence of something? Someone who's got allergies?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's me genius. I wasted half an hour

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Speaker 2: of her time.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for your nominations for Genius, the week where

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Speaker 2: we celebrate the dumb and stupid things we all do

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Speaker 2: every single week. Christian, I'm a Genius of the week.

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Speaker 2: Sent my husband and daughter to a birthday party. The

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Speaker 2: only problem was it was the RSVP date. Did you

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Speaker 2: think you've been super organized?

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Speaker 3: Cash?

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Speaker 2: Love this one from Harmony. I recently discovered the hand

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Speaker 2: washing timer on my Apple smart watch.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know id one of those.

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Speaker 2: It censors you're washing your hands, then counts down immediately

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Speaker 2: twenty seconds before giving you a bus to let you

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Speaker 2: know that you're done properly. Several times this week I've

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Speaker 2: been washing my hands, my mind wondering while waiting for

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Speaker 2: the bus, thinking Jesus is a really long twenty seconds

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Speaker 2: only realize I'm actually wearing the watch.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go to.

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Speaker 2: The lines on nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 2: Hello Melissa, Hello.

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Speaker 4: Christian morning, guys. I would buy to say I am

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Speaker 4: the genius of the week. I haven't worked full time

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Speaker 4: for a good thirteen years. I've been working full time

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Speaker 4: for three weeks and I'll let work on Monday night.

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Speaker 4: And I had my keys in a packet of gipsy

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Speaker 4: in my hands. Well, I got in my car, I

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Speaker 4: put the keys between my legs and tried to start

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Speaker 4: my car with the packet of.

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Speaker 3: No. Melissa, that's great, Thank you very much for sharing

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Speaker 3: it today. Have a nice weekend, you too.

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Speaker 4: Enjoy guys.

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Speaker 3: Thanks Greg. Hello Greg, Hello, Yes I'm here. Hello Greg,

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Thank you. I'm I'm a genius of the week because

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Speaker 6: I went to work with two different pairs of shoes.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is so do you get dressed in

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Speaker 3: the dark? How did that happen?

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Speaker 6: Oh it wasn't too dark. I am moving house at

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Speaker 6: the moment, and my brain feels like I sort of

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Speaker 6: left my body at times. But the shoes were there.

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Speaker 6: They were in front of me, and they are both

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Speaker 6: different types of shoes. One's a trail runner you know

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Speaker 6: you're running, and one's a regular road runner. But I

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Speaker 6: didn't notice until I got down to the park in

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Speaker 6: one of my trainers that I trained points out to me. Hey, Greg,

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Speaker 6: boy wearing different shoes.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Quite people think it's some new fat you know, Greg,

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Speaker 2: that's a great Well, thank you. Let's have Andrew, Andrew,

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Speaker 2: what did you do this week?

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Speaker 5: Good morning as jaquin Jack Andrew.

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Speaker 3: Hello Andrew, how are you well done? And Andrew? What

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Speaker 3: do you do? Four? Genius of the week.

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Speaker 5: I have to be the genius of the week. I

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Speaker 5: thought it'd be fast, the boil and egg in the

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Speaker 5: microwaves instead of on the stove, and she expired about

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Speaker 5: thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's been ages clear and that little box

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Speaker 2: up as well. Yes, definitely genius. All right, So what

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Speaker 2: do you what dumb stupid thing did you do this week?

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Speaker 3: Why are you Genius of the week?

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian, I've got a nomination, No, nominate myself. Genius of

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Speaker 2: the week? Car park this week, broad daylight, trying to

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Speaker 2: get into my car for fifteen minutes to therize my

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Speaker 2: car with three spaces away. Let's try and get into

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Speaker 2: exactly the same car.

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Speaker 3: Someone with this bloody key to call. I've done that.

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Speaker 3: You have to try and style it out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew that was that the quick you.

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Speaker 3: I always look in the reflection the window and see

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Speaker 3: if there is there anyone who's seen this, And then.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're taking your nominations for Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 4: Juny Coomerning, Hello, Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Judy. So what have you done this week? Mate?

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm a genius of the week.

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Speaker 4: I went to a horse show two hours awai, I

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Speaker 4: packed my float, got in the car. Off I went.

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Speaker 4: I opened the tower gate, No horse. I left the

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Speaker 4: horse at home, so I had to back check two

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Speaker 4: hours to go get my horse.

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Speaker 2: But you must have been so were you were towing

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Speaker 2: the trailer the float where you normally have the horse

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Speaker 2: in here?

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Speaker 4: I had the float. Yeah, I thought i'd put her

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Speaker 4: on and I hadn't.

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Speaker 3: Didn't it feel like? I liked?

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Speaker 1: Later?

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Speaker 4: I have a nice, big, heavy flo You're making great time.

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Speaker 2: It must be on the old nag at the moment

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Speaker 2: this weekend, it's going to win it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, definitely. So every time I God wash over and

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Speaker 4: goes you got your horse?

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Speaker 1: Have you got your horse?

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Speaker 3: So? What do you have to go all the way back?

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Speaker 3: Two hours against the four hours? Yes, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: that's going to take some beach.

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Speaker 4: I made the classes.

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Speaker 2: Wow done, Julie Jenish, thank you very much for that.

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Speaker 2: Judy on Monday Show, Let's take more calls at that.

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Speaker 2: You left it behind. Hard to top an entire great

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Speaker 2: big horse though they're enormous, But what did you leave behind?

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