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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast many one and six five. Right

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Speaker 1: now we're opening an anonymous tight ass hotline.

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Speaker 2: Well, tight arses get shamed in our community, in our world,

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Speaker 2: and with you know.

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Speaker 1: Which I think is fair enough.

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Speaker 2: No cost of living prices are going up, inflation's going up,

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Speaker 2: everything's Buddy Wild interest rates they're up, so you know.

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Speaker 1: Everything, everybody cops it together, apart from these scummy group

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Speaker 1: of people who like to dip below the radar and

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Speaker 1: try and avoid paying for things which everybody else has

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Speaker 1: to pay for. Yes, like that ultimately is why they're maligned.

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Speaker 2: A fair argument. But the reason one of the main

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Speaker 2: reasons I wanted to start this anonymous tight ars hotline

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Speaker 2: is because there's a cafe, and could you I have

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Speaker 2: no interest in saying what the cafe is, but they're

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Speaker 2: charging ten dollars ninety for a side of avocado. Naturally,

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Speaker 2: a whole bunch of tight asses got on sorry, got

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Speaker 2: onto Google Reviews and just started absolutely torching.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a shared side, by the way, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so it's two people could share a side of avoca.

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Speaker 2: I have no interest in attacking the cafe, by the way.

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Speaker 2: You know, you can set whatever price you want, But

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Speaker 2: I just think it funny there and you.

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Speaker 1: Went to go and order a side of advocat and

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Speaker 1: they told you it was ten ninety What would you do? So?

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Speaker 3: No, thank you?

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't get it.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't got to have a glass of water?

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Speaker 1: Play, would you? Would you still get the because they

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Speaker 1: do a smash dabbo crumbed feta for twenty two bucks?

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Speaker 2: That's okay.

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Speaker 1: I think that seems pretty reasonable if you what's your

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Speaker 1: max for a side? Well, that's not from that cafe,

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Speaker 1: so you should read the story before you two dollars

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Speaker 1: for their smashed app. Well, what's your max for a side?

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Speaker 1: By the way, because you're.

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Speaker 2: A side, It really depends on the side. And this

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Speaker 2: is boring chat. We need to get to the anonymous.

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Speaker 4: Tight boring chat.

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Speaker 2: I think it's interesting anonymous one. You're actually calling to

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Speaker 2: talk about your dad being a bit of a tight ass.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's all right mate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's happened?

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Speaker 5: What's he done?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Look, so everyone knows cost of living through the

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Speaker 4: elid Christeny Billy rock are so in order to save

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Speaker 4: money on the electricity bill, he lives in an apartment

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Speaker 4: plot as you do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and he has a thirty meter extension called

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Speaker 3: from Bunnings running out his front door into the buildings

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Speaker 3: tower point to carry's appliance can.

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Speaker 2: Be such absolutely love that my old man would respect

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Speaker 2: that so much. Let's go to anonymous to here anonymous

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Speaker 2: to welcome to the Anonymous tight ars hotline. Hey right,

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Speaker 2: good mate, good tell us about your tight ass ways.

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Speaker 6: I was a few years ago now, But what's the bunny?

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Speaker 6: What did I get some rackets? Cracking stuff? And they

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Speaker 6: shall all the part individually. It's pretty expensive, of course,

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Speaker 6: and assumed I supply to cut to a special size

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Speaker 6: or whatever's only see trap and it's expensive. But I

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Speaker 6: went to the timber in Bunny got like stuff twice

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Speaker 6: the stick had them cut it, and I still saved

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Speaker 6: like thirty bucks.

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Speaker 4: Noice. I'm not really a handyman, so I'm struggling to

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Speaker 4: follow you struggling.

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Speaker 7: You wanted to get around him so much you lost

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Speaker 7: him selling Stuward Bunnings.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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Speaker 7: Let's bet he was like, I'm in a Bunnings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they chopped it for me and I saved your

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Speaker 2: What why they chopping?

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Speaker 4: Anyway?

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Speaker 1: Let's go there's a chop shop in Bunnings. What the

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Speaker 1: hell is that you can get people to cut wood

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Speaker 1: for you in certain Bunnings. So rather than by yeah yeah, so,

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Speaker 1: rather than buying individual bits of wood, he got the

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Speaker 1: big bits of wooden. He took it to the Bunning

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Speaker 1: chop shop and going to chop it for him and

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Speaker 1: saved thirty dollars.

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Speaker 4: Bloody brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Right not, No, you know, I'm not good with I'm

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Speaker 2: currently cross in my house right now. I currently there

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Speaker 2: are there are four lights down. I have no idea

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Speaker 2: how to change the light, Bob, Like.

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Speaker 1: Does it kind of make you feel better that you

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Speaker 1: know you're saving a bit of money because the lights

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Speaker 1: are out as well? Let's go to anonymous call of three,

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Speaker 1: anonymous tight hours hotline. What have you got mate? Anonymous

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Speaker 1: tight ass three?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Hello mate, going tell us about your tight

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Speaker 2: ass ways?

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Speaker 5: Mate, Yeah, I've so. I'm a UNI student and I

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Speaker 5: obviously you've got to drive in the UNI and they

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Speaker 5: charge you like six dollars fifty a day to park

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Speaker 5: at the UNI.

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Speaker 2: Ye what it's doing.

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Speaker 5: You're already paying like, you know, thirty forty grand in Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are, yeah hex yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I park a couple of hundred meters down the

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Speaker 5: road at the subway and then walk down to UNI

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Speaker 5: so I don't have to pay them any more money.

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Speaker 1: How far away? Quite honestly though, because because I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you knew you're you're at mate, but anonymous

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Speaker 1: Titus three. But when people used to try and do

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Speaker 1: this from my university, they would have to park like

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Speaker 1: three kilometers away from the campus. Yeah, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: say how far?

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Speaker 7: How far away is the subway?

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Speaker 5: I know it's anonymous, but I still don't want anyone

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Speaker 5: to know how bad you really have to walk? Like

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Speaker 5: it's a couple of it. He's a couple of kass

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Speaker 5: have you?

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Speaker 7: Van Colnberg, I knew it was a few hundred menders.

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Speaker 7: I was like, no subway is directly next to a university.

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Speaker 7: There would have been at least five k down the highway.

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Speaker 2: It was anonymous, it was still embarrassed.

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