WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Robert Irwin & Eating Ashes

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn.

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<v Speaker 1>Brady, your work, our windows, my world, Rison the dust

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<v Speaker 1>only good babs all day. I don't much, but yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'll big get and what I want.

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<v Speaker 2>It don't matter where. This is the pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Monday, everybody, Well Monday afternoon, it's the pick out

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<v Speaker 1>with Britt Hockey and Laura Burn.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, guess what came out at midday today?

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I know you haven't been quite as invested

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<v Speaker 3>as I have been this season. But the season finale

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<v Speaker 3>of White Loadus came out today, so I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 3>it yet. I am going to go home and watch

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<v Speaker 3>it tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I'm not invested, I just haven't jumped on

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<v Speaker 1>the aboard the train. I'm a smash That means not invested. No,

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<v Speaker 1>because I am. I love White Loaded. I'm gonna smash

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing out over the Easter break.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I was actually supposed to be with Patrick Schwartzenegger,

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<v Speaker 3>who's one of the stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the shows.

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<v Speaker 3>Day Well, I had an allergic reaction on my face

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<v Speaker 3>and I had to care. So now before anyone runs.

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<v Speaker 1>With that it wasn't a date. It was a premiere,

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<v Speaker 1>so was him and five hundred other people and you just.

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<v Speaker 3>Being pat from the red carpet having a yarn, but

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<v Speaker 3>also in doubly as exciting news. Rumor has it that

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<v Speaker 3>the next season of White Loaders has been signed on

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<v Speaker 3>in Queensland, Australia. Yeah, so I'm putting it here first.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my acting debut, Mike White. I am going

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<v Speaker 3>to be in the next White loatus.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm putting our he spread those rumors bre you go

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<v Speaker 1>for gold. You know what they say, You're just shoot big.

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<v Speaker 3>There's literally my whole life for the stars.

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<v Speaker 1>You land on the moon, you might end up in

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<v Speaker 1>a commercial, maybe not a white loadus. Have I got

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<v Speaker 1>it wrong, Cris. I have just googled to fact check.

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<v Speaker 3>That and it was posted by Tourism Queensland six days ago,

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<v Speaker 3>which happens to be April Full's Day. Oh do you

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<v Speaker 3>know what is funny because that means so many media

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<v Speaker 3>outlets haven't realized that was April Fools because that's been circulating.

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<v Speaker 1>That's sad.

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<v Speaker 3>But let's start it for stuff it Mike White. Queensland

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<v Speaker 3>is the perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Spot for Hamilton Island would be a great spot for

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<v Speaker 1>a white Loaders series.

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<v Speaker 3>I also heard a rumor it could be going to Marrakesh, Morocco.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well it will also travel. Now there is something

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<v Speaker 1>that we simply must talk about, do we have to? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it is the snake in the pants. Don't look at

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<v Speaker 1>me like that, producer Grace. It's exactly what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody on Friday was left absolutely gobsmacked by Robert Irwin's

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<v Speaker 1>Bonds campaign photo shoot. If you haven't seen it, you

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<v Speaker 1>clearly don't have the internet at home. So let me

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<v Speaker 1>describe it to you. Robert Irwin, who is the lovable

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<v Speaker 1>boy next door. I thought he was a child, but

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<v Speaker 1>apparently not. He has been photographed wearing nothing but bonds,

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<v Speaker 1>which you call them the Bonds boxes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like it's Bonds underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes I know, but it's unexpected from Robert Erwin. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me get it out because women across the country don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to behave Now he's holding iguanas, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>snakes wrapped around his neck and people are not just

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<v Speaker 1>commenting on that snake. And let me tell you it

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<v Speaker 1>took the world or Australi up by storm.

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<v Speaker 3>I am on his Instagram now, just so you know

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<v Speaker 3>what we're talking about, by storm twenty three and a

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<v Speaker 3>half thousand comments on his underwear photo. It's crazy, that's

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<v Speaker 3>the first one that was three days ago. They needed

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<v Speaker 3>to behind the scenes five thousand comments.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say though, this is absolutely brilliant marketing

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<v Speaker 1>campaign from Bonds. So the reason why that this campaign

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<v Speaker 1>came to lie is because they've just launched their Made

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<v Speaker 1>Down Under campaign into the US and obviously the Irwins

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<v Speaker 1>have such a huge US presence like they have been

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<v Speaker 1>a you know, I feel like Robert is our biggest

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<v Speaker 1>export to the US, to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be honest, and they think margat Robbie and Nicole Kimman

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<v Speaker 3>would argue against that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's up there. Americans love the Irwins,

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<v Speaker 1>they really do. They deeply love them, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>like that's their version of what Australiana is. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that we've got kangaro in our backyards.

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<v Speaker 3>And we all rather than Irwin one dancing with the

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<v Speaker 3>stars America. That's how much they love the Aussies.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's crazy. I mean this photo shoot, it is

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<v Speaker 1>very raunchy for Robert Irwin because I would say that

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<v Speaker 1>for so long he's been that boy next door. We've

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<v Speaker 1>seen him as a boy, and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like it's slow creep. It wasn't like this

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<v Speaker 1>is something that's happened over you know, the last couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years, and we saw him really come into his manhood.

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<v Speaker 1>He just went from being the boy next door to bam,

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<v Speaker 1>there he is. He a snake.

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<v Speaker 3>He hasn't bammed for me. He's still a boy next

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<v Speaker 3>door for me. He is only twenty one. I do

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<v Speaker 3>want to say that he's still twenty one years old,

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<v Speaker 3>so let's just keep that empty.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Also, you know what's interesting, because like I'll put

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<v Speaker 1>my hand up to this, it is interesting how we

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<v Speaker 1>are so okay as a society in general with women

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<v Speaker 1>commenting on this, because there are so many thirsty women

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet being like holy hell, like this is

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<v Speaker 1>a twenty one year old but manny looks hot. If

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<v Speaker 1>this was gender flipped and it was men doing that

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<v Speaker 1>about a twenty one year old girl, like we would

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<v Speaker 1>be up in arms. Which I'm not saying there's many

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<v Speaker 1>reasons for that. I'm not saying that that's surprising, but

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<v Speaker 1>I do think like we're very much sexualizing Robert when

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<v Speaker 1>it feels weird? Can we stop?

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<v Speaker 3>It was weird to me the whole time. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even think I could like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Robert.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, it's great, it's a great shoot. You

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<v Speaker 3>look great. The iguana is my favorite, the meter and

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<v Speaker 3>a half long iguana that you're cuddling, because it's almost satirical,

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<v Speaker 3>like that's why I feel like that's funny. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's brilliant. I think it's brilliant marketing, but it's really confused.

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<v Speaker 3>The thirsty women, the thirsty moms. They are thirsty as

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<v Speaker 3>all hell. And I think it does pose the question.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not what we're talking about here, we're just appreciating

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<v Speaker 3>the underwear shoot, but it does pose the question on

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<v Speaker 3>would it be okay if it was a role reversal

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<v Speaker 3>for the sex one?

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<v Speaker 1>No, absolutely not. I mean there's a big power and balance.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a whole other thing that we can go into

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<v Speaker 1>with that. But one thing that I do find quite funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and it has been like it's been like a running

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<v Speaker 1>thread online about this campaign. So Terry Irwin, who is

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful like she we've met her in the studio before.

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<v Speaker 1>She often comes with Robert to most of his media

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<v Speaker 1>type work, so everywhere. Yes, she goes to Africa for

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Celebrity in Africa when Matt was just in

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<v Speaker 1>Iime of Celebrities shooting the finale. She came here to

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<v Speaker 1>the pickup when we had the pleasure of interviewing Robert

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<v Speaker 1>last year. Honestly, she really is just the most incredibly

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<v Speaker 1>supportive mum, and I wonder if she's actually his manager

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<v Speaker 1>alongside as well. It does strike me as like where

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<v Speaker 1>was Terry in?

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<v Speaker 4>This?

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<v Speaker 1>Was Terry? There was Terry? Like you're doing great, sweetie,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what was she doing here?

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<v Speaker 4>She?

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<v Speaker 3>I do think she was the pet handler in the background.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she was passing over the snakes and things

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<v Speaker 3>like that. But I'm pretty sure she does manage him,

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<v Speaker 3>and if she's not the official manager, she's his advisor,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't think that he is accepting anything that's

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<v Speaker 3>not run by his mom in a way. And she's

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<v Speaker 3>done a brilliant job at paving their careers, like it

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<v Speaker 3>is absolutely wonderful what she has done.

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<v Speaker 1>But she seems like she's done an amazing job of

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<v Speaker 1>just being a mum in general.

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<v Speaker 3>Totally, But I do wonder if she was just off

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<v Speaker 3>site and directing this shoe. But mate, well done, Robert.

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<v Speaker 3>That was about to say that kid, that kid, that

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<v Speaker 3>guy's not going to stay single long. That's what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna say. DMS would be blowing up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it's fantastic. I think that this is like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know we made lots of jokes, but I

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<v Speaker 1>actually think that this is a really smart rebrand for

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<v Speaker 1>him because you know, here's twenty one. He has definitely

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<v Speaker 1>taken on a lot of those sort of like roles

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<v Speaker 1>of being like the lovable child, I would say, and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's always so impressed by how young he is and

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<v Speaker 1>what he's achieved. But I mean he's like I'm a man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a man now, I mean, and like, what better

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<v Speaker 1>way to show it than in your underes for Bonds.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a great rebrand, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>it's certainly got a lot of people talking about it,

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<v Speaker 1>us included, and I'm very excited for our next guest.

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<v Speaker 1>It's someone who's very close to home for me, actually.

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<v Speaker 3>So close he's in your home.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so close that he's from within my home. My

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<v Speaker 1>husband Mattie Jay, who is also the New Stan Ambassador,

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<v Speaker 1>and there is a TV show that has taken over

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<v Speaker 1>our household, and Matt, you have gotten pre screening of

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<v Speaker 1>this and you've watched quite a bit of it so far.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the brand new Stand original series Love Triangle

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<v Speaker 1>Season three that is out and you're here to tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about it. Also, you went to the launch and

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<v Speaker 1>you did something without me knowing. We'll talk about that

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I not ask you?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we all talk about that now. No point, hook.

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<v Speaker 2>I can show you my guns.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, Maddie's point, you show me your bicep.

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<v Speaker 5>Laura has seen it. That is three love hearts and

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<v Speaker 5>the word dad.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a tattoo?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, yeah, and some people.

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<v Speaker 5>Are like, it's really wonky, and I'm like, well, it's

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<v Speaker 5>because Marley.

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<v Speaker 2>She drew it when.

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<v Speaker 1>She was three, so give it a kid a break, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on.

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<v Speaker 3>So you went to the launch on the spot, decided

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<v Speaker 3>to get a tattoo, thought what am I going to get?

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<v Speaker 3>Found a picture that your three year old daughter wrote,

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<v Speaker 3>and then got that tattooed on the tricep.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I should have been hosting the launch, but instead

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<v Speaker 5>I spent all my time in the tattoo chair.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I wouldn't say all your time. It's pretty basic.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it took you very long. How dag,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a min a.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not call my child basic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty basic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But yes, I was there for the launch of Love Triangle,

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<v Speaker 5>and yes I'm obsessed. I'm in the inner sanctum of

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<v Speaker 5>stand now. So I do have advanced screening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that just set this.

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<v Speaker 3>Up for anyone. It is season three. But if anyone

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<v Speaker 3>hasn't watched it yet, why is this show different to

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<v Speaker 3>any other dating love show?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, in a nutshell, really quickly if you don't

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<v Speaker 5>know the premise. You have a number of singles. Each

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<v Speaker 5>single has two suitors. They text only on phone for

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<v Speaker 5>a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty much like how you start dating exactly. You

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<v Speaker 1>do all your best work.

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<v Speaker 5>On text, and so then the single person has to

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<v Speaker 5>decide which of the two suitors will then live with them, right,

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<v Speaker 5>and then after a few days, sometimes it goes well

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<v Speaker 5>and sometimes it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>That other suitor then moves in, so.

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<v Speaker 1>The three of them live together like a great big manajatoa.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's like at the end of the Bachelor It's

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<v Speaker 3>like when you pick the person right and the other

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<v Speaker 3>person doesn't get picked at the end, you're like sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>But then it's like spoil.

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<v Speaker 1>I now you're going to the house together.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the third wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>It's brilliant good if you if you think you chose

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong person right, Like if you get a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks in and you're dating, you're like, actually, this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>his chat game was great, but his real life game

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<v Speaker 1>is terrible. Then you've got the other person that comes back.

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<v Speaker 1>You get a second, a bite of the pie. One

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<v Speaker 1>might say, we look you have.

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<v Speaker 5>You have some couples who are beautiful and from the

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<v Speaker 5>get go you're like, oh my gosh, I think I'm

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<v Speaker 5>going to watch these two people fall in love. Then

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<v Speaker 5>you have other couples where you're like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 5>five minutes and you're like they hate each other and

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<v Speaker 5>it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>So would you.

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<v Speaker 3>Say you stan some couples?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's very good, very good. Brett Hockley.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a contestant who's on this show, which, like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people will know and recognize if you

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<v Speaker 1>are a lover of married at First Sight season six,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Micah Gunner. He was paired with the

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful Heidi who had curly Hey, she's great, used to

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<v Speaker 1>work in radio, like and they started off as like

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<v Speaker 1>quite a seemingly lovely couple, and then the wheels fell

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<v Speaker 1>off that wagon real quick. Mike has come back for

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<v Speaker 1>a second chance of love on reality TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Well you might remember Mike from this really iconic line, I'm.

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<v Speaker 6>Not your therapist.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're just telling me. Oh, he was such a catch,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't he?

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<v Speaker 6>Wasn't he?

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder why dating hasn't been going so well from

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<v Speaker 1>in the real world.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, when I met Mike at the event, he was great.

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to like him.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not trying to have sex with him, so that's different.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's different.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a key word there.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to like him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, look, okay, there's he has some problems, Okay, And

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<v Speaker 5>I really hope that finding love for a second time

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<v Speaker 5>works out for Mike so far. So I did have

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<v Speaker 5>a quick chat to find out why he wanted to

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<v Speaker 5>do the show and what he was hoping to change.

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<v Speaker 2>Has the Mike that we know from maths changed it all?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>I was forty four then and I'm fifty now, So

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<v Speaker 6>I guess I've changed somewhat. I'm probably a better version

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<v Speaker 6>of myself than I was back then.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know that I'm a fun person.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just a normal guy, and I think I might

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<v Speaker 6>have been perceived as being potentially misogynists and sexist, which

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not. So you know, it would be good if

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<v Speaker 6>people were to see me in a different way.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Matt, knowing that you've seen a little bit ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you can't tell us much. But in your

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<v Speaker 1>opinion and from meeting him on the night, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that he got about it or on math? So,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think he's changed?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I think he did make some big mistakes on math,

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<v Speaker 5>so I think some of the backlash that he got

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<v Speaker 5>was justified.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I think that he's changed? Is he an angel?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we can read between the lions.

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<v Speaker 1>He needs a therapist, not a dating show.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>How many times can we give people a chance to

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<v Speaker 3>like right? They're wrong? So I'm all for giving other chances.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think it's brilliant he's back. He could have changed.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you're still saying that he hasn't that, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>well that's on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Look for me. My limit is three times on TV

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<v Speaker 2>to find love.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so maybe it won't work out for like two

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<v Speaker 5>times for Mike, but season four of Love Triangle come back, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry. The reason that you're giving yourself three times a

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<v Speaker 1>limit is that in case things don't work out well

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<v Speaker 1>for us, you've got one more nudge.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I've been on reality TV five times.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you can come back as the Golden Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, who knows, no joking joking, that'll never happen. So

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<v Speaker 5>if you do want to watch Love Triangle, just to

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<v Speaker 5>reminder that it is on stands streaming new episodes every

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<v Speaker 5>Sunday from ten am.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's been created by the people who brought Maths.

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<v Speaker 1>So the season itself is pretty amazing. If you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be missing your Math's hit, I feel like this

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<v Speaker 1>is the show to go and watch now. Matt, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always a delight having you here. I'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>at home. What are you making for dinner?

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken pie?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be there at seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know how I'm going.

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<v Speaker 1>To say this out loud.

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<v Speaker 3>It is so mortifying, but I do want to put

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<v Speaker 3>a call out to you guys. What did you find

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<v Speaker 3>your kid eating? Because there is a woman in the

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<v Speaker 3>UK that ducked upstairs for a couple of seconds just

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<v Speaker 3>to put some washing away, and when she came downstairs,

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<v Speaker 3>she saw her two year old making quite the mess

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<v Speaker 3>in the lound room and she looked at his shirt

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<v Speaker 3>and he had something all over his shirt. Then she

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<v Speaker 3>looked at the table and she saw something all over

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<v Speaker 3>the table. And you're not going to believe what he

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<v Speaker 3>was eating. Oh my god, when your son eats?

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<v Speaker 1>She died ashers my song Hussy and my Dad's lushys

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<v Speaker 1>brit I saw this going viral on the weekend and

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<v Speaker 1>I think I even I can't remember. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I sent it to every single group chat that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in your son when.

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<v Speaker 3>Your son eat?

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<v Speaker 1>Is your dad?

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<v Speaker 3>That was her radiocaption.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously, like from the audio, you can't visualize the ash

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<v Speaker 1>is everywhere. It's all over the house. If anyone who's

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<v Speaker 1>ever scattered an ash of a loved one knows just

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<v Speaker 1>how like it is a very specific thing, Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a white, ashy substance and it just kind of plumes everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It is all over her house, all over her chair

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<v Speaker 1>and all down her todd lunches straight.

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<v Speaker 3>The worst part is it's all over his face, it's

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<v Speaker 3>all over his cheeks. He's literally been eating it.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>The comments is, Dad, I'll live on forever in that toddler.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's like, I'm pretty sure this isn't how reincarnation works. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>at least he's going to be part of your son forever,

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<v Speaker 3>which he is not. He is going to be pooed out.

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<v Speaker 3>Your son will pooh out your dad. The fact that

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<v Speaker 3>she has how to laugh about this is I think

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<v Speaker 3>is brilliant because this could go two ways, like your

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<v Speaker 3>dad has been consumed.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I'm impressed that the todder was able to open it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone who's ever had an urn usually the hardest part

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<v Speaker 1>is trying to crack the lid open of the earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this looks more like this could be on the

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<v Speaker 3>mom It does look tea pottish. You just take the

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<v Speaker 3>lid off a little bit so.

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<v Speaker 1>That to me looks like they've already cracked the urn

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<v Speaker 1>before and they've separated it. So they just put part

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<v Speaker 1>of it in that teapot. That needs to have a

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<v Speaker 1>dad's legs. Yeah, that needs to be a lockable lid.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I saw this when we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>in the car and my daughter was in the back seat, Marlie,

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<v Speaker 1>she's five. Last year we spread my grandfather's ashes like

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<v Speaker 1>her Papa. He was a really really big part of

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<v Speaker 1>my life. But spreading ashes never really goes to plan,

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<v Speaker 1>is what I've realized, especially if it's a slightly windy day.

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<v Speaker 1>We like tipped him off a mountain and the wind

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<v Speaker 1>picked up, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I sorry, even though he said that we tipped him off, she.

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<v Speaker 1>Just scattered him off, scattered him. We scattered Papa off

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<v Speaker 1>a mountain. He would laugh about this, But the wind

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<v Speaker 1>came and at the same time the bag flipped back

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<v Speaker 1>over and it went in my mouth, down my shirt,

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<v Speaker 1>into my pants. But as we were talking about this

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, Molly, it was like it clicked for

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<v Speaker 1>her and she was like, wait, that was actually Papa

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>She goes, she thought maybe it was symbolics.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, but how did he become dirt? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, we're not going into that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a conversation. Why did you eat him? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>We've had Sophie call up Sophie high, what did you

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<v Speaker 3>find your kid eating?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it was my friend's toddler and they came out

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<v Speaker 4>staying at a cabin and they just arrived and their

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<v Speaker 4>toddler crawled out with the toilet brush in their mouth. O,

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<v Speaker 4>my god.

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<v Speaker 3>For some reason, there's something worse about like a toilet

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<v Speaker 3>brush from home, like her own poop. No, it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's far worse when it's from a rental. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was a chalk top. You know, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>bel level cool.

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<v Speaker 3>It was not a chalk top.

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<v Speaker 1>If anything was a crumble, I can't, I can't, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So that is actually just kids aren't disgusting brit though.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Phoebe, What did your kid put in their mouth? My kids?

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<v Speaker 4>He was disappearing us to the side, and all of

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<v Speaker 4>a sudden I saw this little thing in his hand

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<v Speaker 4>with its eyes shut.

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<v Speaker 2>He licked a lizard, a dead lizard.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know. I think that's that bad. My mom.

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<v Speaker 1>When my mum was a kid, she got known for

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<v Speaker 1>licking the bottom of snails, and she would bail her

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<v Speaker 1>at like my uncle and Arnie up and make them

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<v Speaker 1>lick the bottom of snails too.

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<v Speaker 3>To be fair, at least it was dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say.

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<v Speaker 3>We had some people on the text line just riding

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<v Speaker 3>in saying that they found the kid with like live

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<v Speaker 3>animals like snails and stuff that were still Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's because is it like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you talking about like a tiny little gecko? Is

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<v Speaker 3>this like a big blue tope?

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<v Speaker 1>Was a little skung?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>And it looks so peaceful, And I'm like, oh, get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think it was alive before he licked?

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<v Speaker 1>Noah, I was definitely it was well dead. Oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it disgusting? Kids are rain?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look that is it from us, guys. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>you only know the half of it. I'm sure my

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<v Speaker 1>kids have done way worse, but I just don't don't

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<v Speaker 1>even commit it to memory anymore. Don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of text lines about their kids eating poop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean like they've all accidentally at some point.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a choice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just no, I don't think of two year old chooses.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they just don't have very good motor skills

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<v Speaker 1>and hands go flying and things go flying.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's get out of