Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn.
Speaker 1: Brady, your work, our windows, my world, Rison the dust
Speaker 1: only good babs all day. I don't much, but yeah
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'll big get and what I want.
Speaker 2: It don't matter where. This is the pickup.
Speaker 1: Happy Monday, everybody, Well Monday afternoon, it's the pick out
Speaker 1: with Britt Hockey and Laura Burn.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guess what came out at midday today?
Speaker 1: Laura, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I know you haven't been quite as invested
Speaker 3: as I have been this season. But the season finale
Speaker 3: of White Loadus came out today, so I haven't seen
Speaker 3: it yet. I am going to go home and watch
Speaker 3: it tonight.
Speaker 1: Not that I'm not invested, I just haven't jumped on
Speaker 1: the aboard the train. I'm a smash That means not invested. No,
Speaker 1: because I am. I love White Loaded. I'm gonna smash
Speaker 1: the whole thing out over the Easter break.
Speaker 3: Well, I was actually supposed to be with Patrick Schwartzenegger,
Speaker 3: who's one of the stars.
Speaker 1: Of the shows.
Speaker 3: Day Well, I had an allergic reaction on my face
Speaker 3: and I had to care. So now before anyone runs.
Speaker 1: With that it wasn't a date. It was a premiere,
Speaker 1: so was him and five hundred other people and you just.
Speaker 3: Being pat from the red carpet having a yarn, but
Speaker 3: also in doubly as exciting news. Rumor has it that
Speaker 3: the next season of White Loaders has been signed on
Speaker 3: in Queensland, Australia. Yeah, so I'm putting it here first.
Speaker 3: This is my acting debut, Mike White. I am going
Speaker 3: to be in the next White loatus.
Speaker 1: I'm putting our he spread those rumors bre you go
Speaker 1: for gold. You know what they say, You're just shoot big.
Speaker 3: There's literally my whole life for the stars.
Speaker 1: You land on the moon, you might end up in
Speaker 1: a commercial, maybe not a white loadus. Have I got
Speaker 1: it wrong, Cris. I have just googled to fact check.
Speaker 3: That and it was posted by Tourism Queensland six days ago,
Speaker 3: which happens to be April Full's Day. Oh do you
Speaker 3: know what is funny because that means so many media
Speaker 3: outlets haven't realized that was April Fools because that's been circulating.
Speaker 1: That's sad.
Speaker 3: But let's start it for stuff it Mike White. Queensland
Speaker 3: is the perfect.
Speaker 1: Spot for Hamilton Island would be a great spot for
Speaker 1: a white Loaders series.
Speaker 3: I also heard a rumor it could be going to Marrakesh, Morocco.
Speaker 1: Okay, well it will also travel. Now there is something
Speaker 1: that we simply must talk about, do we have to? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is the snake in the pants. Don't look at
Speaker 1: me like that, producer Grace. It's exactly what it was.
Speaker 1: Everybody on Friday was left absolutely gobsmacked by Robert Irwin's
Speaker 1: Bonds campaign photo shoot. If you haven't seen it, you
Speaker 1: clearly don't have the internet at home. So let me
Speaker 1: describe it to you. Robert Irwin, who is the lovable
Speaker 1: boy next door. I thought he was a child, but
Speaker 1: apparently not. He has been photographed wearing nothing but bonds,
Speaker 1: which you call them the Bonds boxes.
Speaker 3: It's not like it's Bonds underwear.
Speaker 1: Yes I know, but it's unexpected from Robert Erwin. Let
Speaker 1: me get it out because women across the country don't
Speaker 1: know how to behave Now he's holding iguanas, he's got
Speaker 1: snakes wrapped around his neck and people are not just
Speaker 1: commenting on that snake. And let me tell you it
Speaker 1: took the world or Australi up by storm.
Speaker 3: I am on his Instagram now, just so you know
Speaker 3: what we're talking about, by storm twenty three and a
Speaker 3: half thousand comments on his underwear photo. It's crazy, that's
Speaker 3: the first one that was three days ago. They needed
Speaker 3: to behind the scenes five thousand comments.
Speaker 1: Can I just say though, this is absolutely brilliant marketing
Speaker 1: campaign from Bonds. So the reason why that this campaign
Speaker 1: came to lie is because they've just launched their Made
Speaker 1: Down Under campaign into the US and obviously the Irwins
Speaker 1: have such a huge US presence like they have been
Speaker 1: a you know, I feel like Robert is our biggest
Speaker 1: export to the US, to.
Speaker 3: Be honest, and they think margat Robbie and Nicole Kimman
Speaker 3: would argue against that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's up there. Americans love the Irwins,
Speaker 1: they really do. They deeply love them, and I think
Speaker 1: like that's their version of what Australiana is. You know
Speaker 1: that we've got kangaro in our backyards.
Speaker 3: And we all rather than Irwin one dancing with the
Speaker 3: stars America. That's how much they love the Aussies.
Speaker 1: See that's crazy. I mean this photo shoot, it is
Speaker 1: very raunchy for Robert Irwin because I would say that
Speaker 1: for so long he's been that boy next door. We've
Speaker 1: seen him as a boy, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like it's slow creep. It wasn't like this
Speaker 1: is something that's happened over you know, the last couple
Speaker 1: of years, and we saw him really come into his manhood.
Speaker 1: He just went from being the boy next door to bam,
Speaker 1: there he is. He a snake.
Speaker 3: He hasn't bammed for me. He's still a boy next
Speaker 3: door for me. He is only twenty one. I do
Speaker 3: want to say that he's still twenty one years old,
Speaker 3: so let's just keep that empty.
Speaker 1: Also, Also, you know what's interesting, because like I'll put
Speaker 1: my hand up to this, it is interesting how we
Speaker 1: are so okay as a society in general with women
Speaker 1: commenting on this, because there are so many thirsty women
Speaker 1: on the internet being like holy hell, like this is
Speaker 1: a twenty one year old but manny looks hot. If
Speaker 1: this was gender flipped and it was men doing that
Speaker 1: about a twenty one year old girl, like we would
Speaker 1: be up in arms. Which I'm not saying there's many
Speaker 1: reasons for that. I'm not saying that that's surprising, but
Speaker 1: I do think like we're very much sexualizing Robert when
Speaker 1: it feels weird? Can we stop?
Speaker 3: It was weird to me the whole time. I don't
Speaker 3: even think I could like it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Robert.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's great, it's a great shoot. You
Speaker 3: look great. The iguana is my favorite, the meter and
Speaker 3: a half long iguana that you're cuddling, because it's almost satirical,
Speaker 3: like that's why I feel like that's funny. I think
Speaker 3: it's brilliant. I think it's brilliant marketing, but it's really confused.
Speaker 3: The thirsty women, the thirsty moms. They are thirsty as
Speaker 3: all hell. And I think it does pose the question.
Speaker 3: It's not what we're talking about here, we're just appreciating
Speaker 3: the underwear shoot, but it does pose the question on
Speaker 3: would it be okay if it was a role reversal
Speaker 3: for the sex one?
Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. I mean there's a big power and balance.
Speaker 1: There's a whole other thing that we can go into
Speaker 1: with that. But one thing that I do find quite funny,
Speaker 1: and it has been like it's been like a running
Speaker 1: thread online about this campaign. So Terry Irwin, who is
Speaker 1: wonderful like she we've met her in the studio before.
Speaker 1: She often comes with Robert to most of his media
Speaker 1: type work, so everywhere. Yes, she goes to Africa for
Speaker 1: I'm a Celebrity in Africa when Matt was just in
Speaker 1: Iime of Celebrities shooting the finale. She came here to
Speaker 1: the pickup when we had the pleasure of interviewing Robert
Speaker 1: last year. Honestly, she really is just the most incredibly
Speaker 1: supportive mum, and I wonder if she's actually his manager
Speaker 1: alongside as well. It does strike me as like where
Speaker 1: was Terry in?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 1: Was Terry? There was Terry? Like you're doing great, sweetie,
Speaker 1: Like what was she doing here?
Speaker 4: She?
Speaker 3: I do think she was the pet handler in the background.
Speaker 3: I think she was passing over the snakes and things
Speaker 3: like that. But I'm pretty sure she does manage him,
Speaker 3: and if she's not the official manager, she's his advisor,
Speaker 3: Like I don't think that he is accepting anything that's
Speaker 3: not run by his mom in a way. And she's
Speaker 3: done a brilliant job at paving their careers, like it
Speaker 3: is absolutely wonderful what she has done.
Speaker 1: But she seems like she's done an amazing job of
Speaker 1: just being a mum in general.
Speaker 3: Totally, But I do wonder if she was just off
Speaker 3: site and directing this shoe. But mate, well done, Robert.
Speaker 3: That was about to say that kid, that kid, that
Speaker 3: guy's not going to stay single long. That's what I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say. DMS would be blowing up.
Speaker 1: I think that it's fantastic. I think that this is like, look,
Speaker 1: and I know we made lots of jokes, but I
Speaker 1: actually think that this is a really smart rebrand for
Speaker 1: him because you know, here's twenty one. He has definitely
Speaker 1: taken on a lot of those sort of like roles
Speaker 1: of being like the lovable child, I would say, and
Speaker 1: everyone's always so impressed by how young he is and
Speaker 1: what he's achieved. But I mean he's like I'm a man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a man now, I mean, and like, what better
Speaker 1: way to show it than in your underes for Bonds.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great rebrand, and you know what,
Speaker 1: it's certainly got a lot of people talking about it,
Speaker 1: us included, and I'm very excited for our next guest.
Speaker 1: It's someone who's very close to home for me, actually.
Speaker 3: So close he's in your home.
Speaker 1: He's so close that he's from within my home. My
Speaker 1: husband Mattie Jay, who is also the New Stan Ambassador,
Speaker 1: and there is a TV show that has taken over
Speaker 1: our household, and Matt, you have gotten pre screening of
Speaker 1: this and you've watched quite a bit of it so far.
Speaker 1: It is the brand new Stand original series Love Triangle
Speaker 1: Season three that is out and you're here to tell
Speaker 1: us about it. Also, you went to the launch and
Speaker 1: you did something without me knowing. We'll talk about that
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Did I not ask you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, we all talk about that now. No point, hook.
Speaker 2: I can show you my guns.
Speaker 3: Hang on, Maddie's point, you show me your bicep.
Speaker 5: Laura has seen it. That is three love hearts and
Speaker 5: the word dad.
Speaker 1: You got a tattoo?
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, and some people.
Speaker 5: Are like, it's really wonky, and I'm like, well, it's
Speaker 5: because Marley.
Speaker 2: She drew it when.
Speaker 1: She was three, so give it a kid a break, Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on.
Speaker 3: So you went to the launch on the spot, decided
Speaker 3: to get a tattoo, thought what am I going to get?
Speaker 3: Found a picture that your three year old daughter wrote,
Speaker 3: and then got that tattooed on the tricep.
Speaker 5: Yes, I should have been hosting the launch, but instead
Speaker 5: I spent all my time in the tattoo chair.
Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't say all your time. It's pretty basic.
Speaker 1: I don't think it took you very long. How dag,
Speaker 1: it's not a min a.
Speaker 2: Do not call my child basic.
Speaker 3: It's pretty basic.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: But yes, I was there for the launch of Love Triangle,
Speaker 5: and yes I'm obsessed. I'm in the inner sanctum of
Speaker 5: stand now. So I do have advanced screening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that just set this.
Speaker 3: Up for anyone. It is season three. But if anyone
Speaker 3: hasn't watched it yet, why is this show different to
Speaker 3: any other dating love show?
Speaker 5: Okay, well, in a nutshell, really quickly if you don't
Speaker 5: know the premise. You have a number of singles. Each
Speaker 5: single has two suitors. They text only on phone for
Speaker 5: a couple of days.
Speaker 1: It's pretty much like how you start dating exactly. You
Speaker 1: do all your best work.
Speaker 5: On text, and so then the single person has to
Speaker 5: decide which of the two suitors will then live with them, right,
Speaker 5: and then after a few days, sometimes it goes well
Speaker 5: and sometimes it doesn't.
Speaker 2: That other suitor then moves in, so.
Speaker 1: The three of them live together like a great big manajatoa.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like at the end of the Bachelor It's
Speaker 3: like when you pick the person right and the other
Speaker 3: person doesn't get picked at the end, you're like sorry,
Speaker 3: But then it's like spoil.
Speaker 1: I now you're going to the house together.
Speaker 2: It's the third wheel.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant good if you if you think you chose
Speaker 1: the wrong person right, Like if you get a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks in and you're dating, you're like, actually, this guy,
Speaker 1: his chat game was great, but his real life game
Speaker 1: is terrible. Then you've got the other person that comes back.
Speaker 1: You get a second, a bite of the pie. One
Speaker 1: might say, we look you have.
Speaker 5: You have some couples who are beautiful and from the
Speaker 5: get go you're like, oh my gosh, I think I'm
Speaker 5: going to watch these two people fall in love. Then
Speaker 5: you have other couples where you're like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: five minutes and you're like they hate each other and
Speaker 5: it's great.
Speaker 1: So would you.
Speaker 3: Say you stan some couples?
Speaker 2: Oh, she's very good, very good. Brett Hockley.
Speaker 1: There is a contestant who's on this show, which, like
Speaker 1: a lot of people will know and recognize if you
Speaker 1: are a lover of married at First Sight season six,
Speaker 1: his name is Micah Gunner. He was paired with the
Speaker 1: beautiful Heidi who had curly Hey, she's great, used to
Speaker 1: work in radio, like and they started off as like
Speaker 1: quite a seemingly lovely couple, and then the wheels fell
Speaker 1: off that wagon real quick. Mike has come back for
Speaker 1: a second chance of love on reality TV.
Speaker 5: Well you might remember Mike from this really iconic line, I'm.
Speaker 6: Not your therapist.
Speaker 2: This isn't therapy.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're just telling me. Oh, he was such a catch,
Speaker 1: wasn't he?
Speaker 6: Wasn't he?
Speaker 1: I wonder why dating hasn't been going so well from
Speaker 1: in the real world.
Speaker 5: Look, when I met Mike at the event, he was great.
Speaker 5: I wanted to like him.
Speaker 1: You're not trying to have sex with him, so that's different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's different.
Speaker 1: This is a key word there.
Speaker 3: I wanted to like him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, look, okay, there's he has some problems, Okay, And
Speaker 5: I really hope that finding love for a second time
Speaker 5: works out for Mike so far. So I did have
Speaker 5: a quick chat to find out why he wanted to
Speaker 5: do the show and what he was hoping to change.
Speaker 2: Has the Mike that we know from maths changed it all?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: I was forty four then and I'm fifty now, So
Speaker 6: I guess I've changed somewhat. I'm probably a better version
Speaker 6: of myself than I was back then.
Speaker 2: But you know that I'm a fun person.
Speaker 6: I'm just a normal guy, and I think I might
Speaker 6: have been perceived as being potentially misogynists and sexist, which
Speaker 6: I'm not. So you know, it would be good if
Speaker 6: people were to see me in a different way.
Speaker 1: Well, Matt, knowing that you've seen a little bit ahead,
Speaker 1: I know you can't tell us much. But in your
Speaker 1: opinion and from meeting him on the night, do you
Speaker 1: think that he got about it or on math? So,
Speaker 1: do you think he's changed?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Okay, I think he did make some big mistakes on math,
Speaker 5: so I think some of the backlash that he got
Speaker 5: was justified.
Speaker 2: Do I think that he's changed? Is he an angel?
Speaker 3: I mean we can read between the lions.
Speaker 1: He needs a therapist, not a dating show.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many times can we give people a chance to
Speaker 3: like right? They're wrong? So I'm all for giving other chances.
Speaker 3: So I think it's brilliant he's back. He could have changed.
Speaker 3: But if you're still saying that he hasn't that, I'm like,
Speaker 3: well that's on you.
Speaker 2: Look for me. My limit is three times on TV
Speaker 2: to find love.
Speaker 5: Okay, so maybe it won't work out for like two
Speaker 5: times for Mike, but season four of Love Triangle come back, Mike.
Speaker 1: Sorry. The reason that you're giving yourself three times a
Speaker 1: limit is that in case things don't work out well
Speaker 1: for us, you've got one more nudge.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I've been on reality TV five times.
Speaker 1: Now you can come back as the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, who knows, no joking joking, that'll never happen. So
Speaker 5: if you do want to watch Love Triangle, just to
Speaker 5: reminder that it is on stands streaming new episodes every
Speaker 5: Sunday from ten am.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's been created by the people who brought Maths.
Speaker 1: So the season itself is pretty amazing. If you're going
Speaker 1: to be missing your Math's hit, I feel like this
Speaker 1: is the show to go and watch now. Matt, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's always a delight having you here. I'll see you
Speaker 1: at home. What are you making for dinner?
Speaker 2: Chicken pie?
Speaker 3: I'll be there at seven.
Speaker 2: Okay, great.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how I'm going.
Speaker 1: To say this out loud.
Speaker 3: It is so mortifying, but I do want to put
Speaker 3: a call out to you guys. What did you find
Speaker 3: your kid eating? Because there is a woman in the
Speaker 3: UK that ducked upstairs for a couple of seconds just
Speaker 3: to put some washing away, and when she came downstairs,
Speaker 3: she saw her two year old making quite the mess
Speaker 3: in the lound room and she looked at his shirt
Speaker 3: and he had something all over his shirt. Then she
Speaker 3: looked at the table and she saw something all over
Speaker 3: the table. And you're not going to believe what he
Speaker 3: was eating. Oh my god, when your son eats?
Speaker 1: She died ashers my song Hussy and my Dad's lushys
Speaker 1: brit I saw this going viral on the weekend and
Speaker 1: I think I even I can't remember. I feel like
Speaker 1: I sent it to every single group chat that I'm
Speaker 1: in your son when.
Speaker 3: Your son eat?
Speaker 1: Is your dad?
Speaker 3: That was her radiocaption.
Speaker 1: Obviously, like from the audio, you can't visualize the ash
Speaker 1: is everywhere. It's all over the house. If anyone who's
Speaker 1: ever scattered an ash of a loved one knows just
Speaker 1: how like it is a very specific thing, Like it's
Speaker 1: a white, ashy substance and it just kind of plumes everywhere.
Speaker 1: It is all over her house, all over her chair
Speaker 1: and all down her todd lunches straight.
Speaker 3: The worst part is it's all over his face, it's
Speaker 3: all over his cheeks. He's literally been eating it.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 1: The comments is, Dad, I'll live on forever in that toddler.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, I'm pretty sure this isn't how reincarnation works. Well,
Speaker 3: at least he's going to be part of your son forever,
Speaker 3: which he is not. He is going to be pooed out.
Speaker 3: Your son will pooh out your dad. The fact that
Speaker 3: she has how to laugh about this is I think
Speaker 3: is brilliant because this could go two ways, like your
Speaker 3: dad has been consumed.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm impressed that the todder was able to open it.
Speaker 1: Anyone who's ever had an urn usually the hardest part
Speaker 1: is trying to crack the lid open of the earth.
Speaker 3: Well, this looks more like this could be on the
Speaker 3: mom It does look tea pottish. You just take the
Speaker 3: lid off a little bit so.
Speaker 1: That to me looks like they've already cracked the urn
Speaker 1: before and they've separated it. So they just put part
Speaker 1: of it in that teapot. That needs to have a
Speaker 1: dad's legs. Yeah, that needs to be a lockable lid.
Speaker 1: I mean, I saw this when we were talking about
Speaker 1: in the car and my daughter was in the back seat, Marlie,
Speaker 1: she's five. Last year we spread my grandfather's ashes like
Speaker 1: her Papa. He was a really really big part of
Speaker 1: my life. But spreading ashes never really goes to plan,
Speaker 1: is what I've realized, especially if it's a slightly windy day.
Speaker 1: We like tipped him off a mountain and the wind
Speaker 1: picked up, and.
Speaker 3: I sorry, even though he said that we tipped him off, she.
Speaker 1: Just scattered him off, scattered him. We scattered Papa off
Speaker 1: a mountain. He would laugh about this, But the wind
Speaker 1: came and at the same time the bag flipped back
Speaker 1: over and it went in my mouth, down my shirt,
Speaker 1: into my pants. But as we were talking about this
Speaker 1: in the car, Molly, it was like it clicked for
Speaker 1: her and she was like, wait, that was actually Papa
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah.
Speaker 3: She goes, she thought maybe it was symbolics.
Speaker 1: She goes, but how did he become dirt? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we're not going into that right now.
Speaker 1: That is a conversation. Why did you eat him? Why?
Speaker 3: We've had Sophie call up Sophie high, what did you
Speaker 3: find your kid eating?
Speaker 4: Well, it was my friend's toddler and they came out
Speaker 4: staying at a cabin and they just arrived and their
Speaker 4: toddler crawled out with the toilet brush in their mouth. O,
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 3: For some reason, there's something worse about like a toilet
Speaker 3: brush from home, like her own poop. No, it's like.
Speaker 1: It's far worse when it's from a rental. Maybe they
Speaker 1: thought it was a chalk top. You know, you can't
Speaker 1: bel level cool.
Speaker 3: It was not a chalk top.
Speaker 1: If anything was a crumble, I can't, I can't, all right,
Speaker 1: So that is actually just kids aren't disgusting brit though.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: Phoebe, What did your kid put in their mouth? My kids?
Speaker 4: He was disappearing us to the side, and all of
Speaker 4: a sudden I saw this little thing in his hand
Speaker 4: with its eyes shut.
Speaker 2: He licked a lizard, a dead lizard.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I think that's that bad. My mom.
Speaker 1: When my mum was a kid, she got known for
Speaker 1: licking the bottom of snails, and she would bail her
Speaker 1: at like my uncle and Arnie up and make them
Speaker 1: lick the bottom of snails too.
Speaker 3: To be fair, at least it was dead.
Speaker 1: I will say.
Speaker 3: We had some people on the text line just riding
Speaker 3: in saying that they found the kid with like live
Speaker 3: animals like snails and stuff that were still Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because is it like that?
Speaker 3: Were you talking about like a tiny little gecko? Is
Speaker 3: this like a big blue tope?
Speaker 1: Was a little skung?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: And it looks so peaceful, And I'm like, oh, get it.
Speaker 1: Out of your mouth.
Speaker 3: Do you think it was alive before he licked?
Speaker 1: Noah, I was definitely it was well dead. Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: Isn't it disgusting? Kids are rain?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, look that is it from us, guys. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: you only know the half of it. I'm sure my
Speaker 1: kids have done way worse, but I just don't don't
Speaker 1: even commit it to memory anymore. Don't care.
Speaker 3: A lot of text lines about their kids eating poop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like they've all accidentally at some point.
Speaker 3: That's a choice.
Speaker 1: It's just no, I don't think of two year old chooses.
Speaker 1: I think they just don't have very good motor skills
Speaker 1: and hands go flying and things go flying.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get out of