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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Showtime.

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Speaker 3: I'm going over to the Greek yogurt side.

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Speaker 4: He had a very reasonable neck top TikTok.

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Speaker 5: That's us like a metronome towards your death.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three, Show.

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Speaker 6: One two hundred and thirty three.

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Speaker 5: It's good morning, Patsy, Good morning Jack.

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Speaker 7: Hi guys, good so how is your week big weekend?

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Speaker 7: Well we you left at nine o'clock. Come to the airport.

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Speaker 7: You're going up for the Goldie Gold Coast.

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Speaker 4: Yes, for the Hamish and Andy podcast, and we had

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Speaker 4: our Christmas party up there as well. From great fun.

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Speaker 4: We didn't know, I will say again, we didn't know

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Speaker 4: when we booked it that you would be right in

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Speaker 4: the middle, dead bang in the middle of.

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Speaker 5: That's a lie. Everyone knows when school is. This school

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Speaker 5: is an easter sether times. You know, you know, and.

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Speaker 4: You notice it, God, you notice it.

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Speaker 7: There was I don't know, it's pheromones. And also right

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Speaker 7: these the gym I go to, they've got a lot

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Speaker 7: of these teenage boys that go to work and they're

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Speaker 7: they are enormous. Right when I was that age. My

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Speaker 7: mates even that played like high level sport. They were

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Speaker 7: like jack like that they got these you know, these

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Speaker 7: protein angel just drinks, they shoot.

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Speaker 4: But I remember us being skinny little kids. Honestly, children,

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Speaker 4: these are jocks and men. We have stubble muscles.

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Speaker 5: Just think muscle.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and then all the girls like models, and everybody's

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Speaker 4: walking around like, honestly, it's not a drinking fest, like

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Speaker 4: how I remember it from fifteen years ago, what.

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Speaker 7: Kind of fest is it? It's more like pheromone fests.

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Speaker 4: It's called it sthetic fest. Like everybody's on a runway carpet,

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Speaker 4: so it's less drunk people and more like posy is

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Speaker 4: ready to get caught on Instagram at any time.

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Speaker 7: And then you take one of the biggest radio shows ever,

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Speaker 7: So how do they did? Everyone like looking around and

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Speaker 7: seeing you guys.

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Speaker 4: You know what it actually made us realize is because

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Speaker 4: we're coming to this restaurant. It's on Cavel Avenue, which

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Speaker 4: is where there's hundreds thousands of schools going every rich direction,

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Speaker 4: and we're looking out the van and we're like, oh no.

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Speaker 5: Hang on, you got a load of men drive around

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Speaker 5: in a pan. Why are you in with curtains? We

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Speaker 5: were driving around in the van. Thetics look bad.

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Speaker 4: I've got it right now, So we were worried that

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Speaker 4: hamershon and you're going to get out of the car

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Speaker 4: and get swamped by school. Is what actually did teach

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Speaker 4: us is like they got out of.

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Speaker 5: The van till main.

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Speaker 4: No one really cared. And I guess generation doesn't care.

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Speaker 5: I was the guys from the hopper.

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Speaker 7: Lad their dad.

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Speaker 4: No one really cared for curtains. We were we got

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Speaker 4: out ready to like almost like the President where we're

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Speaker 4: secret service, huddle them through the crowds, know what we're invisible?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely that must have felt crushing to some point as well.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and because I'm also doing the maths about my

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Speaker 4: age and I'm more than that now. Then that was

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Speaker 4: half my life ago. So eighteen to thirty six year

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Speaker 4: more than half my life ago.

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Speaker 7: This and Pats are in our fifties. One of us going,

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Speaker 7: you feel like when I'm there, I look like an

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Speaker 7: undercover cop. I'm like NACo's here, he's on a case.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel sorry for the population of the Gold

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Speaker 4: Coast every because you do about do you just lock

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Speaker 4: your doors in?

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Speaker 7: And there's also there's something about that age group right

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Speaker 7: where they look through you.

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Speaker 5: You're actually like a ghost.

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Speaker 7: They know you're not potential, you're not of their trial.

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Speaker 4: You don't have anything to do with that.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, you are.

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Speaker 7: You're like dust. It's like you're not actually there. They

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Speaker 7: actually walk through you. They're like, was this someone here?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Maybe thirty years ago, but not right now.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Passive even Costco over the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Braved Costco yesterday. This was I might add, it wasn't

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Speaker 3: my idea. It was a Love God's stupid idea on

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Speaker 3: a Sunday to go to Costco at like ten am.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been to that place?

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Speaker 7: Because I thought we need a special car.

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Speaker 3: We signed up Jack.

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Speaker 7: You need a license. I don't need a permitent license

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Speaker 7: for everything in Victoria. Costco like set the Costco exam.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't buy anything. You can't even enter there

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Speaker 3: got the membership. Love God wanted to do that, and

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Speaker 3: it was grazy just getting into the place. I thought

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Speaker 3: I kil was bad man. It was backed.

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Speaker 7: It's carnish, there isn't it. It's like people who think

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Speaker 7: they're never gonna see a tub of mayonnaise ever again anything,

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Speaker 7: There's no way you run a hotel.

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Speaker 5: Why do you need all that stuff?

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Speaker 7: People don't even want to They're not even nice to

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Speaker 7: each other.

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Speaker 3: It's just can't just you can see the determination on

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Speaker 3: people's eyes, on their face. It's like, Okay, I'm here

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Speaker 3: to do this, and like they will bore you out

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Speaker 3: of the way with their trolley. And those trolleys are

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Speaker 3: even bigger, Like even the trolley's are super sid You're.

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Speaker 5: Right they are.

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Speaker 7: They're elongated. Aren't they really hard to steer as well?

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Speaker 3: It's like pushing a mini mile.

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Speaker 7: You can get like everything in there, you know, bult

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Speaker 7: buy and stuff that I went to one once in

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Speaker 7: America and there were even discounted coffins.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they've got everywhere people go.

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Speaker 7: I mean everyone's right. At the moment they are expensive.

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Speaker 7: When suddenly it happens, you're like.

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Speaker 5: We saw them on setting costco.

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Speaker 7: What for sure?

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Speaker 5: Why don't we get one or two?

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Speaker 7: Now? Shove them in the garage actually said heavily discounted coffins.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I love my mom and dad, but if

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Speaker 7: I could save some money when they go, then it's

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Speaker 7: what they would want.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: Every time you pick your car in the carriage track,

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Speaker 7: The eventually two upright coffins by the suitcases, Neil paintings.

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Speaker 3: But they've got everything. They had this one hundred inch

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Speaker 3: that like this is it inch or is it centimeters?

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Speaker 3: Am I mixing it up?

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Speaker 5: I think they're measured in inches? TV? Yeah? Huge?

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Speaker 3: It was huge. And you know what else they had?

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Speaker 3: They had like a pac Man arcade game, like a

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Speaker 7: I saw that. I'm sorry, but I would I'd have

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Speaker 7: a look at the price tag and I won't go.

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Speaker 7: We can have it for Christmas and Birthday present and

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Speaker 3: And they'd put it right near the front door. But

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Speaker 3: we we got a few things. So we're sick of

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Speaker 3: running out of cooking oil. So we got a twenty

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Speaker 4: Honestly, how big is twenty leaders? Is that a true

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Speaker 4: person carry? It's a drum?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's okay.

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Speaker 7: I mean listen, if you if you plan to open

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Speaker 7: sure you need it? What's you twenty liters for.

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Speaker 6: Chris is in your wheel.

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Speaker 3: No, and he goes. Now the whole neighbors can have some.

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Speaker 3: It won't get flats.

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Speaker 7: Maybe you remember years ago used to go to borrow

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Speaker 7: like some sugar or the Wi Fi code.

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Speaker 5: You don't come and go.

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Speaker 7: Please, if you got any canola.

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Speaker 3: Oil, won't be wasted. When we go up to wangg

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Speaker 3: for Christmas. Will take some for the family.

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Speaker 7: It's got to.

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Speaker 5: Tap on the side like a jerry can.

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Speaker 3: It's actually got to tap on the side of it.

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Speaker 7: Please don't tell me that's all you left with, just

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Speaker 7: like anause. You look like a couple of like they're

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Speaker 7: making a bomb or something. You're getting all from the

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Speaker 3: No, we've got a Christmas cake for my mother that

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Speaker 3: You get supply like fifty rolls in there.

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Speaker 7: A friend of mine, their last kid moved out last year, right,

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Speaker 5: I lock up in the house.

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Speaker 7: I went, oh my god, what is all this stuff?

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Speaker 7: What are you getting ready for the big It's like

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Speaker 7: it's been to Costco and it was like drums of oil,

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Speaker 5: It's all there.

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Speaker 7: And what if they ever want to come home, they

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Speaker 7: Hey Patsy, get out of this. So our youngest daughter

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Speaker 7: Lois is eighteen today. So as soon as today's show raps,

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Speaker 7: I'm heading home all having breakfast and she's got to

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Speaker 7: There's it talking about energy and schoolies. That energy is

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Speaker 7: in my house today, right, So youngest daughter turns eighteen.

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Speaker 7: There's no scool now the exams are over. We are

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Speaker 7: in dangerous times.

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Speaker 4: How many people do you know?

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to know.

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Speaker 7: Her today, right, what a great eighteenth already it is

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Speaker 7: just a trip with Dad and Costco to load up

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Speaker 7: on cheap patters because she's just get the canon. So anyway,

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Speaker 7: over the weekend, our eldest daughter came back from college.

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Speaker 7: So we've had a full house this weekend. It's been lovely.

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Speaker 7: It's like Christmas come early, right, it was really nice.

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Speaker 7: We went out for lunch yesterday and then we watched

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Speaker 7: it was really really nice. So anyway, as Lois, who's

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Speaker 7: my twenty year old daughter Ruby's side and said, look,

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Speaker 7: these are the presents moment that we've got okain, and

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Speaker 7: this is from Jackie. Jackie is my mother in law,

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Speaker 7: died five months ago. I said, you know, Lois had

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Speaker 7: nice if I got something from Nana and said it's

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Speaker 7: in mind, Jackie's obviously she passed away five months ago.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, you know shazam? Right, yes, hold your

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Bill and Ben.

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Speaker 7: She's doing the ironing right now, owning all her work

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Speaker 5: Away from my skin. Oh, thinking I'm smart that I

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Speaker 7: Today's show, now is time we got brand new mishard lyrics.

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Speaker 7: Guess what the iron one? I actually have a skull

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Speaker 5: Is it going to.

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Speaker 4: Stop enough to protect you?

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Speaker 7: It wasn't enough to protect myself from myself. There should

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Speaker 5: This happened to you last week with a hot thermometer.

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Speaker 4: Oh then you meet the momoa I've got where you

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Speaker 7: Yesterday read about midday evolution went backwards for me, who

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Speaker 5: You can take it back a few generations.

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Speaker 7: I they had a shirt that needed iron to go

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Speaker 5: Even this morning, it's still very, very sore.

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Speaker 7: Who knew that those boiling hot jets of steam.

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Speaker 7: Actual steam wouldn't be protected by a thin layer of

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Speaker 7: I don't know what I was thinking nine four one

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Speaker 4: Selfish?

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Speaker 5: I actually think I've been doing them more often.

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Speaker 7: Probably go on the show tomorrow and go, hey, listen,

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Speaker 7: this could free up a lot of your time. Great

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Speaker 5: What happened.

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Speaker 10: I was trying to help my son with the school project,

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Speaker 5: So what have I done?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good day. So that hot glue is

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Speaker 7: really really sticky as well.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible.

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Speaker 5: So how did you get freed from yourself?

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Speaker 11: I didn't.

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Speaker 10: I just like to let it burn. Once it's gone,

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Speaker 10: it doesn't come off.

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Speaker 5: All right, David? Thank you? Still like that?

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Speaker 7: Now let's go to Jack. Good morning Jack, Welcome to

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Speaker 7: Sharon Christian. I'm good mate. What did you do?

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Speaker 12: When I lived up in North Clemsland, I didn't have

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Speaker 12: any clothes drive for work, and it's with the humidity

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Speaker 12: in that up there, it can be quite hard sometimes

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Speaker 12: to dry them. So I quickly threw my shorts and

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Speaker 12: my shirt in the microwave to drive them out. But

457
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Speaker 12: I've got a little bit shaky with my shirt. You

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Speaker 12: can only do it. Put it on a plate, you know,

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Speaker 12: and do it thirty seconds at a time and take

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Speaker 12: it out, give it a shake and let all the

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Speaker 12: steam out because they get so hot in the middle.

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Speaker 5: But I I'll do it.

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Speaker 12: For a minute, then burn a bloody a big brown

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Speaker 12: spot in the middle of my shirt.

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Speaker 7: And Jack, I'm not laughing at you because this is

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Speaker 7: me yesterday thinking I'm saving time.

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Speaker 5: I'm a genius.

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Speaker 12: It's still a good method. You just can't do any

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Speaker 12: more than thirty seconds at a time. Take it out, shake,

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Speaker 12: shake it out, let the steam go, put it back

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Speaker 12: in again, no worries. In about three minutes and you've

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Speaker 12: got everything dry.

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Speaker 5: That's that's my learning from yesterday.

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Speaker 7: From now on, they go in the microwave, but no

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Speaker 7: more than thirty seconds.

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Speaker 5: Jack, thank you very much the story. Thanks for calling

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Speaker 5: the show. Have a good day. Thank you, Tony, good morning,

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Speaker 5: Thanks all.

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Speaker 11: Thanks for making the mornings a little bit easier. I

480
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Speaker 11: did not know what I was thinking. I was probably

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Speaker 11: twelve years old riding my bike, and I thought I

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Speaker 11: want to see how tote my caney. So I went

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Speaker 11: down and put my fingers into the can, and the

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Speaker 11: cold drag me off the bike down and ground my

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Speaker 11: fingers still in the con went through the back of

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Speaker 11: a figure out on Nile out.

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Speaker 7: So what's the bike is in motion? Yes, curiosity is

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Speaker 7: a cool thing.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what I was thinking. We found out

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Speaker 5: that chain's real tight.

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Speaker 11: I was a bit tirer with.

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Speaker 7: See Tony, at least you can say you were twelve

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Speaker 7: when this happened. I'm fifty one. I should have learned

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Speaker 7: enough lessons by their not to have done what I

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Speaker 7: did yesterday, Tony, very funny story.

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Speaker 11: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much giving us a call.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 7: Good on into David Christian. I bought a big inflatable

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Speaker 7: for Paul for the summer. I thought i'd cut it

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Speaker 7: slightly with a knife to deflate it. Ended cutting it

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Speaker 7: too much, flood in my entire backyard. Chanews just texting

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Speaker 7: him with a great observation, Christian, have you noticed that

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Speaker 7: all of the stories so far.

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Speaker 5: Are from men.

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Speaker 7: You're right me act three callers there day, even on

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Speaker 7: the text this is why women live longer. We are

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Speaker 7: so thick. I'm not looking forward to talking about what

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Speaker 7: I need to talk about now because it's about the

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Speaker 7: Mike Tyson five and dash.

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Speaker 5: Actually that that's not.

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Speaker 7: The right way to describe what went down. A fight

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Speaker 7: did happen, A fight did not happen.

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Speaker 5: I am a.

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Speaker 7: Huge boxing fan, and as a kid, I might Tyson

516
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Speaker 7: Tyson the greatest heavyweight ever. Even if him and Muhammad

517
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Speaker 7: Ali fight fought at their peaks, Tyson wins ten out

518
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Speaker 7: of ten.

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Speaker 5: He was that great.

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Speaker 7: So I believed, like a lot of US sixty three

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Speaker 7: million that watched that spectacle, that this might still be

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Speaker 7: some of the eyem ight there right. And he saw

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Speaker 7: him in training, he looked phenomenal. Bear in mind, Mike

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Speaker 7: is fifty eight now, hasn't fourteen years, and in June

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Speaker 7: this year and a couple of months ago he had

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Speaker 7: to have eight blood transfusions. He almost died on the

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Speaker 7: operating deal, had very bad stomach holsters. They had to

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Speaker 7: do an emergency landing on a plane storm. I actually

529
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Speaker 7: get into shape again to go and fight again at

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Speaker 7: fifty eight against a guy half his age, Jake Paul.

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Speaker 7: I thought that we might In training, you still saw

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Speaker 7: Tyson looked phenomenal, like it's going to batter him. He's

533
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Speaker 7: going to put Jake through. He's going to put him

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Speaker 7: out in the first round. And then suddenly on Saturday,

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Speaker 7: my wife said, do you wonder what do you think's

536
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Speaker 7: gonna happen when I think this is going to be

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Speaker 7: heavily staged. I saw the slap the day before that

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Speaker 7: looked like w W. And he always say I don't

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Speaker 7: know about this and then wow it just did you

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Speaker 7: watch it?

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Speaker 5: Perhaps? Is Chris watch it? I watched it like he did.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't get over. Jake was like absolutely dripping in

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Speaker 3: like a million dollars worth of diamonds hanging off his

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Speaker 3: boxing shorts.

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Speaker 7: Just disgusting, million dollars boxing shorts, million dollars.

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Speaker 5: Shorts, diamonds.

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Speaker 7: Now, the commentartors are going like it was something we

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Speaker 7: should all be in all and I'm just thinking, what as.

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Speaker 5: A million million on your shorts?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 5: A million?

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Speaker 3: Can you tell me? When he was in the corners,

553
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Speaker 3: why were they pouring water down his trunks?

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Speaker 5: Well to keep those diamonds?

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Speaker 13: It was.

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Speaker 5: Looking mores.

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Speaker 3: What like those mini little silver irons that they.

558
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Speaker 7: Press on the face iron they do it, not boxes

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Speaker 7: to stop swelling under and around the eyes, because obviously

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Speaker 7: the eyes closed up and get cut. No, no, Jack, No,

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Speaker 7: let's just start about the entrance.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 7: So even before that, so it's been a huge event

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Speaker 7: for Netflix. You know, sixty three million people around the world.

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Speaker 7: Watched it live live sport on Netflix, and I think

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Speaker 7: you said it was the most gambled.

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Speaker 4: Event most men ever.

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Speaker 5: Wow, really you should have really bet what this actually

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Speaker 5: going to be a fight.

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Speaker 11: Again?

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Speaker 7: So they went to interview Tyson down in his dressing room, right,

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Speaker 7: and Evander Holyfield and Lennox Lewis, two former heavyweight legend themselves,

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Speaker 7: go in there, the hugging mic and someone this the

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Speaker 7: interview Mike. He kisses the interviewer on the cheek and

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Speaker 7: he turns and the guy does a piece of camera

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Speaker 7: in the corner of the screen. Who realized they are

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Speaker 7: in Mike Tuson's locker room. You see Mike's big bear ass,

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Speaker 7: and it is an impressive one. Right, it's still heavily toned.

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Speaker 11: Right.

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Speaker 5: I actually froze my TV.

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Speaker 7: I pause it and that is a fine ass.

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Speaker 4: And you got a nice big TV home.

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Speaker 11: Big TV.

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Speaker 7: My wife came in, she was like, what you're watching?

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Speaker 7: If I was watching some ball Tyson fight, it was

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Speaker 7: that was the highlight.

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Speaker 5: That was the highlight.

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Speaker 7: It was all downhill from there Tyson and I actually

589
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Speaker 7: think Tyson did it on purpose. It was his way

590
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Speaker 7: of showing us this is going to be ass so

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Speaker 7: check it out. Now here's what I think of this

592
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Speaker 7: so called fight. Check out my ass bite me. I'm

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Speaker 7: getting paid. So anyway, I also started with us yesterday.

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Speaker 7: I saw this sawry on Friday.

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Speaker 5: I saw this great.

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Speaker 7: Interview that Mike Tyson had done with a thirteen year

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Speaker 7: old girl. She's an influencer, right, He's just charming. She

598
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Speaker 7: asked Mike about his legacy, and Mike Tyson did not

599
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Speaker 7: really did not speak to this thirteen year old as

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Speaker 7: if she was a thirteen year old, what type of

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Speaker 7: legacy would you like to leave? Just since that young,

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Speaker 7: excitable voice, she's interviewing a legend of sport, what type

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Speaker 7: of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's

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Speaker 7: all said and done.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I don't believe in the word legacy. I think that's

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Speaker 8: another word for ego. That's just some word everybody grabbed

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Speaker 8: on to. I was used every five seconds. It means

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Speaker 8: absolutely nothing to me. I'm just passing through. I'm gonna

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Speaker 8: die and there's gonna be over.

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Speaker 7: I mean, he's dropping some big truth bumps and then

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Speaker 7: she handles it so well. I would listened to her

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Speaker 7: what she says, but thank you so much for sharing that.

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Speaker 7: That is something that I have not heard before someone

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Speaker 7: say that as an answer.

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Speaker 8: Can you really imagine to anything? I want my legacy

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Speaker 8: to be this way when I your dead? You think

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Speaker 8: I really want to think about you. I want people

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Speaker 8: to think about me when I'm gone.

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Speaker 11: Who the Oh?

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Speaker 7: These kids need to realize we're just passing through the

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Speaker 7: She's like NodD in, going yeah, okay, yeah, and that's

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Speaker 7: your truth. That's your truth. She's the best into I

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Speaker 7: ever see.

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Speaker 5: It's the way she sort of thanks him.

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Speaker 7: He goes, no, no, no, wait, I've got another eight

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Speaker 7: seconds of real misery for you, young lady. Well, thank

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Speaker 7: you so much for sharing. That is something that I

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Speaker 7: have not heard before someone say that as an answer.

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Speaker 8: Can you really imagine some anything? I want my legacy

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Speaker 8: to be this way when you're dead? You think I

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Speaker 8: really want to think about you. I want people to

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Speaker 8: think about me when I'm gone, all to give about

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Speaker 8: me when I'm going.

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Speaker 4: It's so great.

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Speaker 5: There's so much truth there.

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Speaker 7: So he's obviously doesn't care about his legacy, and he's

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Speaker 7: got his ass out, and I'm thinking, I love it.

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Speaker 5: This guy. He knows what's about to happen. This is

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Speaker 5: not a fight, it's a farst. Who cares? Is this

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Speaker 5: passing through?

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Speaker 7: It's an easy way to pick up twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 7: And yet let the YouTuber think he's having a fight

644
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Speaker 7: with me. In the real world, I'd wipe him out

645
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Speaker 7: with it. A minute I watched. It wasn't a fight.

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Speaker 7: It was a dreary old one point, Tyson kept biting

647
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Speaker 7: his own gloves right, and I've seen all of the fights.

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Speaker 7: He'd never done that before. I actually think it was

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Speaker 7: to remind him not to.

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Speaker 5: Let them go to punch shape ball in the head hard.

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Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 7: Great Email came in over the weekend, and I hope,

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Speaker 7: and I really hope, that the person this lady is

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Speaker 7: trying to find might be listening to the show right now.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 7: I've tried, without success to find the wonderful person who

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Speaker 7: made a great, selfless gesture yesterday. Paying my parking ticket

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Speaker 7: not fine in a parking lot in box Hill. I

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Speaker 7: went to pay the ticket when I realized I'd lost

660
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Speaker 7: my credit card at Melbourne Airport prior to traveling to

661
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Speaker 7: box Hell. I was someone distressed, had an appointment to attend.

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Speaker 7: I wrote a note to the effect on my windscreen on.

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Speaker 5: Return to my car.

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Speaker 7: An hour or so later, some amazing person and obviously

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Speaker 7: observed this, paid for a ticket placed it on my

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Speaker 7: windscreen so I wouldn't receive a fine. Don't you all

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Speaker 7: wish you'd be that person paying that much attention. They

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Speaker 7: Please keep my name anonymous. We need to share these

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Speaker 7: feel good stories. This person is a gem. I hope

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Speaker 7: they're listening to your show. Best wishes to them and

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Speaker 7: all of you. That is a lovely thing to do.

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Speaker 7: It makes me want to pay more attention to what's

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Speaker 5: Now. I'm going to be walking through can't parks everywhere

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Speaker 5: and now scanning every.

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Speaker 1: Car look Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 7: So Jack's been away for the weekend. He went up

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Speaker 7: to gold Cones for a Hamish Nandy Christmas party.

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Speaker 4: As I was coming back on a flight yesterday. You

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Speaker 4: know urban surf. This man made way that he's out

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Speaker 4: at Toulamaran are.

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Speaker 7: We sent one of our listeners there, Tracy that's it.

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Speaker 7: You want to learn how to surf, and they got

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Speaker 7: her up right within half an hour.

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Speaker 4: I was talking to the guy sitting next to me

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Speaker 4: and he pointed it out to me as we're flying over.

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Speaker 4: He goes, that is my disney Land.

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Speaker 11: That is my.

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Speaker 4: Happiest place on earth. He said. Everybody there's like stoked

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Speaker 4: to be getting waves, and I just can't wait to

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Speaker 4: get When I'm not there, I can't wait to get

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Speaker 4: back there. I said, that's funny you say that, because

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Speaker 4: I was just My new happiest place on Earth over

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Speaker 4: the last year has been golf courses. And I was

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Speaker 4: just looking out the window to see if I could

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Speaker 4: see any aerial views of local golf course. You probably

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Speaker 4: did see a few act and I was trying to

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Speaker 4: figure out by seeing different locations, like, I wonder where

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Speaker 4: that is and if I could google maps later which

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Speaker 4: golf course I saw from the sky passive.

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Speaker 5: What would you say is your happy place?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Definitely? And I was there again at the weekend. It

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Speaker 3: would be the home story gyle It cam art because.

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Speaker 7: It brings me to save for a flippant joke, because

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Speaker 7: it came, came, and then actually you would tell us anyway.

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Speaker 5: But it's subjective, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: But it actually is because there are so many different

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Speaker 3: options now, Like it's not just one option, it's like

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Speaker 3: many different solutions for problems.

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Speaker 7: At solutions, you're not buying things. You're buying you buy.

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Speaker 3: No, you're buying peace of mind and calmness and serenity

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Speaker 3: on the home front.

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Speaker 7: And I, what do you mean? You're buying storage and organization,

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Speaker 7: which is piece of mine.

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Speaker 3: It just brings me so much calm at home. And

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Speaker 3: I cleaned out our walking robe at the weekend. There

721
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Speaker 3: was stuff everywhere and I needed something for my shoes.

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Speaker 3: I was sick of tripping over them.

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Speaker 5: In the morning. You go there was something for the shoes,

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Speaker 5: the floors for the shoes.

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Speaker 3: And pairs of shoes. And I went to Kmart and

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Speaker 3: there was my answer. It was like a holy grail

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Speaker 3: of storage. It just brings me so much to it.

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Speaker 3: You got what have you got now for the shoes, Marcus,

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Speaker 3: I've got this wonderful it's almost like a bookcase for shoes.

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Speaker 7: With tiny it's working on a foot locker now.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing and everything has its place. But more importantly,

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Speaker 3: you can see what you've got like some days you

733
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Speaker 3: just wear the same thing because it's at the end

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Speaker 3: and it's the easiest to find. But now everything's organized,

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Speaker 3: so you might see a bigger rotation of my outfits.

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Speaker 14: Now, Oh, good time, we all win from came all right,

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Speaker 14: give us a call nine four one four one O

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Speaker 14: four three? What and where is your happy place?

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Speaker 7: For me?

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Speaker 5: Actually? I was there yesterday.

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Speaker 7: Bizarrely, everyone was back home yesterday for my daughter's eighteenth today.

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Speaker 7: So my eldest daughter, Ruby, she lives away from home,

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Speaker 7: she was back home for the weekend and it was great.

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Speaker 5: My happy place is on the couch with my daughters.

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Speaker 7: I don't care what we're watching, and hopefully it's a movie,

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Speaker 7: so it's at least an hour or two we're going

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Speaker 7: to be hanging out together. I sit in the middle,

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Speaker 7: they're either side of me, and everyone's got their cozies on.

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Speaker 7: It was yesterday evening, that was eight o'clock, and I felt,

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Speaker 7: this is my happy place. The world is out there

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Speaker 7: the other side of the door. The family's all save.

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Speaker 5: They're all here.

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Speaker 7: We don't get to do it that much and be

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Speaker 7: coming up again soon for Christmas, and I can't wait.

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Speaker 7: That that was me peak car absolutely pinky. I didn't

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Speaker 7: need for anything else.

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Speaker 5: I was just there. We're all watching a funny movie together.

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Speaker 5: They're laughing, I'm laughing It was just like, this is

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Speaker 5: my happy place.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 7: We're asking you, where is your happy place? Nine four

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Speaker 7: one four one four three producer reaware is yours? Mine is?

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Speaker 9: There is a very fancy butcher slash seafood restaurant in Sydney.

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Speaker 9: I actually went back on Friday. I was back for

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Speaker 9: a Bucks flew in and Mum said, do you want

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Speaker 9: to take you to Paul's Butcher's and meet in East.

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Speaker 6: Gardens And I was like, yes, yes I do.

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Speaker 9: And we went there and they have oysters and fancy

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Speaker 9: cuts of beef, crabs, yabbies.

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Speaker 7: Listen to this guy, what's wrong with our good honest listen?

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Speaker 7: Carl sanderlands in the studio right now, what's wrong with

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Speaker 7: Melbourne fish places?

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Speaker 9: And well, you're not quite as by the sea obviously

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Speaker 9: as we are in Sydney. The level of produce is

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Speaker 9: obviously a little bit higher than probably you would be

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Speaker 9: used to, especially around here in Melbourne. So you go

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Speaker 9: back to Sydney and get elevated produce that the oburn

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Speaker 9: palette probably isn't.

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Speaker 4: We got the bay right there. You know how many

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Speaker 4: flathead I caught it that bay one year when I

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Speaker 4: went fishing.

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Speaker 5: I don't a lot.

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Speaker 6: Well, you haven't been to Paul's meets up in East

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Speaker 6: Garden and Sydney.

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Speaker 5: We don't need to.

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Speaker 6: It is beautiful pippies as well. Mum made some pippies

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Speaker 6: in exo pippies here too.

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Speaker 7: You know you want to be able to difference Emperor

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Speaker 7: Empress old.

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Speaker 4: Blind taste pippies next week.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yes, there's something fishy going on here.

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Speaker 6: There's something fish.

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Speaker 7: How dare you?

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Speaker 5: That is Unmelbournia? You know it is?

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Speaker 4: What is a pippy against tiny?

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Speaker 9: They like a tiny little in between, say a muscle,

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Speaker 9: A small a tiny muscle, tiny muscle.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I guess I'm not surprised you haven't tried anything.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes sometimes I you know, I you know obviously because

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Speaker 7: I've only moved his six years ago, right, and the

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Speaker 7: whole Melbourne Sydney thing, you know, I don't really quite

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Speaker 7: understand it. And then I hear bs like that and

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Speaker 7: I get suddenly I'm like that is actually really it

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Speaker 7: is irritating. Just because you've got a nice harbor doesn't

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Speaker 7: mean everything's great.

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Speaker 6: It would be irritating to always kind of be sickond

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Speaker 6: and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh.

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Speaker 5: This is this is how civil war start. So that's

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Speaker 5: your happy places.

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Speaker 6: It's my happy place.

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Speaker 7: I hope one day those little pippies can I have

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Speaker 7: some oysters, all those muddy ones I have to eat

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Speaker 7: in Melbourne, slamming it, eating gut up stuff out that muddy.

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Speaker 4: Old nothing like a good river oyster.

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Speaker 7: Just so relatable as well so laxable. I mean, how

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Speaker 7: many how many calls a day where people go Christian?

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Speaker 5: The oysters? I've just that they're so bad.

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Speaker 7: I wish I could live up in Sydney and have

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Speaker 7: some of those Sydney oysters.

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Speaker 5: All right, your happy place? Nine four one four one

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Speaker 5: o four three morning Pina, Good morning Christian. Now Pina,

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Speaker 5: where's your happy place?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 13: My happy place is very similar to yours. It's with

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Speaker 13: my daughter and my son walking through Northland and shopping.

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Speaker 13: My daughter lives and studies in Perth, and I've only

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Speaker 13: seen her three weeks this year. So she comes home

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Speaker 13: on the twenty third of December, and I'm looking forward

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Speaker 13: to having both my son and my daughter, just walking

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Speaker 13: through Northland Christmas shopping, just gibbering about nothing but just

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Speaker 13: having that quality time together.

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Speaker 11: It is.

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Speaker 5: That's lovely. Thanks you exactly the same, exactly. Yeah. I

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Speaker 5: got to me allnest Peena.

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Speaker 7: When I saw on the phone system your place was walking,

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Speaker 7: I thought it was like in some forests or you know,

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Speaker 7: in its beautiful great southern land.

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Speaker 5: No, it's a it's a mall. It's walking into Mare.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to the food court.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, happy times, Glinda, Good.

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Speaker 15: Morning morning Christians. My name's Glenda. I'm My happy place

843
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Speaker 15: is going to the gym. My husband and I own

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Speaker 15: a motel at Heelsville. Yeah, and where you started eight

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Speaker 15: and yoush at nine at night and there's always stuff

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Speaker 15: going on.

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Speaker 5: Lastly, you work hard. No time for peopies.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, no, no time for peppies. So yeah, so going

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Speaker 15: to the gym, pumping some iron, running on the treadmill,

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Speaker 15: just else.

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Speaker 10: It's feel good for yourself, is it.

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00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 7: Don't you always feel better when you go to the gym.

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00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 7: You always feel better, don't you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: I've had two hip replacements and I'm sixty one, so

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Speaker 15: going strong.

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Speaker 7: So what have you got you've got shining you also

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Speaker 7: mega hips now yeah, yes, the one those Shakira was right,

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Speaker 7: those heaps.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so that's my place.

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Speaker 11: I love to go.

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Speaker 5: Awesome.

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Speaker 15: You mean we're looking forward to Christmas, but we've worked

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Speaker 15: Christmas for the last twenty four years in array.

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, you've worked on Christmas at the motel.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, because I've opened so's lots of people come for families.

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Speaker 15: Haven't got enough space to the state at the motel,

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Speaker 15: so we do family family once you between booking people.

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Speaker 4: In and out on hire a teenager for the day.

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Speaker 15: Now they all come home to mum and Mum likes

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Speaker 15: to call my Christmas lunch.

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Speaker 1: I get this.

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Speaker 7: Wow, wait, I don't life his service, Glinda, thank you

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Speaker 7: very much, she called me. Thanks you calling the show.

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Speaker 15: Have a good day, thanks Christian, you have good Christmas.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Across the Life to North

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Speaker 7: grown ups. He's bringing your Christmas wishes true right now.

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Speaker 7: The mishurd lyrics with this. Every Monday on the show

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Speaker 7: we play about your mishard lyrics.

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Speaker 3: It's just another mishurd Moday.

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics, all right, So we played about

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Speaker 7: the miss hurd lyrics. When we're playing them back if

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Speaker 7: we agree what you think you're mishearing.

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Speaker 5: If we don't hear it?

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Speaker 7: And for the really great ones Hall of Fame, recent

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Speaker 7: Hall of Famous for Kate seven Years by Lucas Graham.

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Speaker 5: Or will I have a lot of children who.

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Speaker 7: Can bore me? Came line and children will keep Rachel

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Speaker 7: had this Metallica enter sam and dreams of war, dreams

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Speaker 7: of liars, dreams of dragons, fire and a big double beds.

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Speaker 16: The ones in the Liars in the Vegan file.

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Speaker 5: One of my favorites of the year. It's the big

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Speaker 5: double beds all right, brand new ones. Who we got.

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Speaker 7: Judy's got Taylor Swift ready for it? Baby, Let the

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Speaker 7: games begin, Let the games begin?

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Speaker 5: Or is it baby? The duck is vegan? The duck

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Speaker 5: is vegan? Began began? I'm hearing begin, no, no, no, begin,

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Speaker 5: Very good.

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Speaker 7: Judy, great spot to pick that out in Hall of

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Speaker 7: Lewis has got this Christian start hearing this huh this

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Speaker 7: miss her lyric after Pats has been going on about

905
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Speaker 7: corn beef for the last two weeks blondie call me?

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Speaker 7: Or is it We're all up to speed? Is it

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Speaker 7: cornbef it? Is it is? Two from two Lewis Gray

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Speaker 7: Spots instance Hall of Favor. I'm gonna have to do

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Speaker 7: that again. There it is unmistakably Carolyn the offspring. Pretty

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Speaker 7: fly for a white girl, Please fly for a white guy.

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Speaker 7: The world's needs wannabes. The world loves wannabes. Let's get

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Speaker 7: some more wannabes. Or is it the world needs one

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Speaker 7: eyed pizza. That what you get the rest of it?

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Speaker 7: The world loves one eyed pizza, and let's get some

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Speaker 7: more one eyed pizza. Yeah, just Center has got this.

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Speaker 7: Elton John and Kiki d don't go break in my heart.

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Speaker 7: I got your heart in my sight? Or is it

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Speaker 7: I got your heart in my socks? I hear I

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Speaker 7: got your.

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Speaker 5: Heart in my sock singular?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And finally, Patti and Fiona double acts. Big Old Jetliner

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Speaker 7: Steve Miller Band, Big Old Jetliner grace on this is

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Speaker 7: or is it? Big Old Chad and Lionel. That is

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Speaker 7: faultless word for word, Big Old Chad and Lionel.

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Speaker 11: I like it.

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Speaker 7: All right as always. Email me when you miss here.

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Speaker 7: The lyrics Christian Christian O'Connell dot com AU. It's thirteen

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Speaker 7: minutes past eight. We go live to Gary Klaus and

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Speaker 7: the North Pole.

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Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 7: Christmas has come early Mercedes Benz Brick. They will better

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Speaker 7: at any trading offer by at least five thousand dollars

935
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Speaker 7: plus give you another two thousand dollars. That's until December.

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Speaker 7: The thirty first terms apply early on this morning, we're

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Speaker 7: asking where is your happy place? Christian? My favorite place.

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Speaker 7: My happy place is actually on the toilet. I sit

939
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Speaker 7: there for half an hour piece and quiet with the newspaper,

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Speaker 7: read about what's going on in this world of ours,

941
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Speaker 7: and then study the Racing Form guide Best place to

942
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Speaker 7: pick a winner regards Clanger. You're right, well, maybe we

943
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 7: need a tipster from the toilet. I love that the

944
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Speaker 7: best place to pick a winner is the toilet. Ah, well,

945
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Speaker 7: this is exciting. For the next two weeks we have

946
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Speaker 7: the chance to speak to Gary Claus. Now anyone knows

947
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 7: you know Santa Claus, but you don't realize. It's like

948
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Speaker 7: with Chris Hemsworth. There's Lillams Hemsworth. Uh, he has his

949
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 7: brother who works out there with him, and that's who

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Speaker 7: we talk to now for the next two weeks. Should

951
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Speaker 7: be live via satellite. Right now, as we're just line

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Speaker 7: up the starlink. Is that Gary Clause?

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Speaker 11: Is that you?

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Speaker 2: Christian?

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Speaker 6: Hello?

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Speaker 7: Hello?

957
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 5: The accident appears to have changed last week.

958
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Speaker 4: The first line sounded like Oliver twist, Yeah, we're sure.

959
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Speaker 5: BlimE Governor.

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00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's you know, it's just four am here at

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Speaker 2: the North Pole.

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Speaker 16: It's darling in the the old voice a little bit sometimes,

963
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Speaker 16: but I think I'm I think I'm there now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, think of those pippies. You'll be back. And how

965
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 5: was your weekend, Gary Klaus?

966
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Speaker 2: Great weekend, Christian?

967
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 16: Mean, about a dozen of the elves headed down to

968
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Speaker 16: the local sizzler here at the North Pole.

969
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Speaker 2: They had the Tyson Paul file.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, what a Joe. What do the elves think?

971
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Speaker 13: You know what?

972
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 2: The ELM's bloody loved.

973
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Speaker 16: They love a bit of pageantry, they love a bit

974
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Speaker 16: of fan They're not huge watching fans, so they just

975
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 16: liked the whole spectacle of it all.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so I've had a lot of emails in over

977
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Speaker 7: the weekend. Great, yeah, so imagine that people listening right now,

978
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Speaker 7: They didn't hear you on Friday show? What are you

979
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 7: going to be doing for the next two weeks are Christian?

980
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 2: Great question?

981
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 7: Thank you for asking.

982
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sick.

983
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Speaker 16: I'm bloody sick to death of these kids getting all

984
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Speaker 16: the attention on.

985
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Speaker 5: Christ and right now we're lives a bit of the

986
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Speaker 5: school room. Well, they've all written letters to you, brother,

987
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Speaker 5: I know I don't none to me.

988
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Speaker 16: Though, So that's why I thought, all right, we're changing

989
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Speaker 16: things up this year.

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Speaker 2: This year kids are out, adults are in.

991
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Speaker 16: Adults, Send me what you want for Christmas and I

992
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 16: will hopefully make your bloody dreams come true.

993
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 7: Right all right, Gary, So I've got some of the emails.

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Speaker 7: We've had loads over the weekend.

995
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Speaker 2: I hope you weren't too busy sorting through them all.

996
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 5: Oh no, it was joyce going through the all. Dear

997
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 5: Gary Claus.

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Speaker 7: I have a special place in my backyard under the

999
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Speaker 7: wisteria that needs a guarden seat. It's going to be

1000
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Speaker 7: my special happy place to sit, study or just listen

1001
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Speaker 7: to the birds and just be.

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Speaker 5: This is what I would love.

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Speaker 7: That's from Deborah, Ah, Debrah.

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00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 16: I want to make your Christmas as bloody, peaceful and

1005
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 16: bloody tranquil as possible. I would love to maybe sort

1006
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 16: out a garden seat for you, but i'd love to

1007
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 16: speak to you. I want to hear your voice, Debrah.

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00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm going to see if we can buy radio magic.

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00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 5: Debrah. Are you there?

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00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 17: I am good morning, Christian and team and gether here?

1011
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 13: You going? Mates?

1012
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 2: I'm good love how area?

1013
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 17: I'm bloody awesome mate?

1014
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 2: And you want a garden seat?

1015
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: I would love it.

1016
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 17: Well, it's a bit hard sitting on the concrete and

1017
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 17: I've got this beautiful whysteria over the crappy old clothesline

1018
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 17: and it's just with all the birds. And like I said,

1019
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 17: I'm studying again, what are you studying?

1020
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Speaker 7: What are you studying? Debs were studying doing a Bachelor.

1021
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 17: Of Western herbal Medicine. And I'll be seventy when I

1022
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 17: finish it. Yeah, isn't that funny?

1023
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 11: No?

1024
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 5: I think it's great. Now, what do you want? A

1025
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 5: single seater or a double seater? Because then he got

1026
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 5: room for the birds.

1027
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 17: Oh no, no, it's got to be one of the

1028
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 17: longer ones so I can also share it with my grandchildren.

1029
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 5: Oh that this is a beautiful thing to do. Gastt,

1030
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 5: what are you in.

1031
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 16: That's lovely, it is, And we can't have your tush

1032
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 16: on the cold concrete we got.

1033
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 7: She could get piles herbal os.

1034
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, now, Gary, how do you feel about it having

1035
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 4: the grandkids on the seat though, because you seem to

1036
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 4: hate children.

1037
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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 5: That wasn't the brief last week. By the way we're

1039
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 5: talking later, I.

1040
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 2: Don't hate children. I just want to give adults their

1041
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 2: time in the sun.

1042
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 5: Absolutely under that wisteria.

1043
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: Exactly, So damn we'll get you that guy.

1044
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that'll be sure. Changing a Gary extra long.

1045
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 2: Double whatever you're got in your head. I'm doubling.

1046
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know that that big bench they have

1047
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 7: at the MCG where they can all sit on that

1048
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 7: It is beaches in the.

1049
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 5: Backyard for you. All right, Debra, have a lovely Christmas.

1050
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 5: Enjoy your bench.

1051
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 7: I will thank you, thank you. Oh well, that's this

1052
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 7: is lovely, isn't it. You're welcome, h dear grown up Santa.

1053
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 7: I would really like a chainsaw under the tree on

1054
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 7: my sack this year. The reason I really really want

1055
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 7: a chainsaw is so I actually give them my husband

1056
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 7: they will stop using a circular saw to cut off

1057
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 7: branches around the house. Every time I use the circular saw.

1058
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 7: It doesn't do a nice clean cut like a chainsaw,

1059
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 7: but more importantly, it scares a crap at me and

1060
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 7: why he's going to drop the saw and cut off

1061
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 7: a limb. Well upgrading, it's an incredible way to lean

1062
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 7: into that fear. Please grown up Santa, help me out there.

1063
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 7: I can be It's stressed in the new year, and

1064
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 7: my husband us outside gardening and cutting tree branches.

1065
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 5: This is from Andrew and Doncaster.

1066
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 16: Well, Andrew, I've actually seen one Jack Post on our

1067
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 16: show try to use a circular saw in an apartment.

1068
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 2: Recently, and it was a scary thing to see. I

1069
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: would love to do anything.

1070
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 9: To make it safer, like get a chainsaws.

1071
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 18: Andrea, Good morning, Christian and Gary Clawn good morning.

1072
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 7: Yes, Andrew, you sure about this chainsaw?

1073
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 18: I'm really, really sure. I've been wanting him to get

1074
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 18: one for ages, but he keeps telling me that the

1075
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 18: circular saw works perfectly fine, but it just doesn't. So

1076
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 18: I thought Gary Klauk could help us out.

1077
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 16: Well, Andrea, if you promise to not make any sort

1078
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 16: of liability claims against.

1079
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 5: Please term supply always yes old line.

1080
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 2: I would love to give you a chainsaw for Christmas.

1081
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 7: Christmas to your husband. Wow, we I never thought me

1082
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 7: in this world. We'll be giving this as chainsawce. All right,

1083
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,399
Speaker 7: we take a break. If you would love to get

1084
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 7: your Christmas whistlers granted by Gary Claus, email me Christian

1085
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 7: A Christian O'Connell dot com dot are you.

1086
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1087
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Speaker 7: Yesterday I was chowing to my twenty year old daughter Ruby.

1088
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 7: We moved her into our first ever house share two

1089
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Speaker 7: weeks ago.

1090
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Speaker 4: How's she going?

1091
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 5: Who?

1092
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 7: I shouldn't laugh, but I am. Oh my god, what

1093
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 7: a delicious conversation yesterday.

1094
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 5: Oh humbling. And she's just felt the taste of adult life.

1095
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 7: And you think it's a really sweet taste, and it

1096
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 7: is sometimes it is, But there's a lot of sour

1097
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 7: there sometimes, isn't there in those endless days of boring

1098
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 7: old admin. That is the bulk of being a glorious

1099
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Speaker 7: grown up. So yesterday, first thing, as we get in

1100
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Speaker 7: her car and I go, you just need to clear

1101
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Speaker 7: the windscreen of all the crap on their right. She goes, Oh,

1102
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Speaker 7: I'm tiny. You don't have to term me to run

1103
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 7: my life. And she goes, I can't use the windscreen wipers.

1104
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 7: There's no fluid anymore. And I said, what have you done?

1105
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 7: She goes, well, I don't know what happens next. That's

1106
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Speaker 7: how most of us feel about adult life. That is

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Speaker 7: what I should have on my tombstone. I don't know

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Speaker 7: what happens next. That's welcome to the life. No, why

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Speaker 7: you go buy more fluid and put it in there?

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Speaker 7: And somehow this is my fault.

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Speaker 5: You didn't tell me that.

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Speaker 7: How much stuff am I meant.

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Speaker 4: To father to pass down?

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Speaker 7: Told me that, either you've got to figure it out

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Speaker 7: when this magical wiper fill with easily available atweit for

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Speaker 7: all servos, Just strain your head.

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Speaker 5: About three degrees when you're going.

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Speaker 7: To pay for fuel. So no, I go, how's it

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Speaker 7: going in the in the house? Share? Now? She goes, night,

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Speaker 7: ma'am that fourteen days Jesus fourteen days already had some

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Speaker 7: big row with her teammates about fridge space that used

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Speaker 7: to rule we could break friendship. Yeah, I said, you've

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Speaker 7: got to be really careful. Actually, because it has only

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Speaker 7: been fourteen days.

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Speaker 4: I remember, it's just butter. It doesn't matter who he

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Speaker 4: uses it.

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Speaker 7: So I said to what's the problem where she said,

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Speaker 7: they're saying I'm taking up too much for its fridge space.

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Speaker 7: And I went, ah, you. She showed me at photo.

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Speaker 7: I went, who's all the stuff? This is ninety percent

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Speaker 7: your stuff. You can't have all the shelves. And then

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Speaker 7: she said, but the really bad thing is just like

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Speaker 7: cooking is so boring for yourself. I went, cooking is

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Speaker 7: so boring. It's it's the dullest conversation you and your

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Speaker 7: partner have every day? Is that why should we make

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00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 7: up for dinner tonight? It's the preparation, the making it.

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Speaker 7: Then it's all the clearing up. She said, it is

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Speaker 7: the most boring thing in the world. I said, yeah

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Speaker 7: it is. I said, you wanted you wanted independence, You've

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Speaker 7: got it.

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Speaker 11: This is it.

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Speaker 7: Wait for it for the rest of your life now

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Speaker 7: cooking three times a day. So she was back home

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Speaker 7: over the weekend and I could see for the first

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Speaker 7: time ever truly deeply appreciating actually what was always here

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Speaker 7: on a tap.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 7: Today for the best in show on there were time

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Speaker 5: We did this last year.

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Speaker 7: It was supposed to be a team bonding experience. Someone

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Speaker 7: forgot that. Someone forgot that.

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Speaker 4: I was just trying to uphold standards.

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Speaker 5: Forgot people with their own putter.

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Speaker 4: One of those people were cheating on their scorecards.

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Speaker 5: Holy moly, keyword here Jack Funhouse, fun House.

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Speaker 5: A fucking house?

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Speaker 4: Fun to play by the rules?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely is being your own putter to the funhouse to

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Speaker 7: down the time waster. We're looking for your internet movies, Patsy,

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Speaker 7: what's your favorite website?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a good question to be on the spot,

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Speaker 3: wa anytime?

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Speaker 5: Come back tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Well, probably the km art website. I have to be honest.

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Speaker 4: People won't believe that you're not paid by came I reckon.

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Speaker 7: It's double figures today an hour ago is your happy

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Speaker 7: place now it's the best website. Mine is the gold one,

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Speaker 5: Three win page.

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Speaker 7: It is because I just like, I'm just proud of

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Speaker 7: this flip station emotional guys. You know kindy tickets and

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Speaker 7: now it's Christmas. Oh no, whatever it's called.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 7: Whatever they're doing, you know, it's always great.

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Speaker 5: What's it for you?

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Speaker 4: I like Google.

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Speaker 5: I'll get out of it.

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Speaker 7: We know what you like. Incognito search a little bit

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Speaker 7: too quick with the old Google. Don't come in here, God, No, okay,

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Speaker 7: we're in a fun house.

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Speaker 5: We're in the funhouse. We're in the radio fun house.

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Speaker 7: Now. I don't mind a bit of producer license when

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Speaker 7: you do what's happening today or this week while we're

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Speaker 7: doing this. But Reason just puts it by the way recent,

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Speaker 7: which I just ignore. We don't need a reason. But anyway,

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Speaker 7: Worldwide Web week, even the language web, no one calls

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Speaker 7: it the web. I'm just going to go online to

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Speaker 7: the web.

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Speaker 5: No one got worldwide Web.

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Speaker 7: Guys, ccelerate, it's world Wide Web Week. Australia has fallen

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Speaker 7: even lower. How is that possible in the global internet

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Speaker 7: speed ratings?

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Speaker 5: This is shocking.

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Speaker 4: We're in like the fifties, are we?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 5: Jack ninety third?

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Speaker 11: What?

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Speaker 13: How?

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Speaker 7: Why is it so bad?

1205
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 5: When I moved here, I couldn't believe how so it was.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Australia now has the ninety third fastest internet speed

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Speaker 7: in the world. Paying it behind Ukraine they're at war

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Speaker 7: and El Salvador. Our speeds are twenty time slow with

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Speaker 7: an Iceland. All right, Internet movies, let's go inglorious passwords,

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Speaker 7: civil Puss. There will be blogs Gold, PowerPoint, Rangers, Bronze.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so no contesting then.

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Speaker 7: Uh, Time Travelers, Wi Fi go.

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Speaker 5: One for Jackie Boy pawn on the fourth of July.

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Speaker 5: That's Google.

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Speaker 7: It just, that's Google. Just I was doing Google seeing

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Speaker 7: what day it is. What they've done with the Google.

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Speaker 4: Illustration?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what have we said about guys?

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Speaker 7: And uh Nick Cage this favorite website dot com, air

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Speaker 7: dot com world wide web week guys, Silver, Silver.

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Speaker 5: Jackie Boy, what have you got?

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Speaker 4: No filter for old men? They're just posting photos as

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Speaker 4: the natural Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Silver, I am spam. That's good.

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Speaker 4: Gold Reservoir blogs Yeah, Silver and dming Miss Daisy.

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Speaker 5: Cool.

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Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcasts.

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Speaker 7: To go through your time wasters today, Internet movies Best

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Speaker 7: Very busy one today, A lot of entries to down

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Speaker 7: the time waster all right.

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Speaker 5: Jack, you're ready to mark.

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Speaker 7: Let's go the Shawshank Connection Gold, Buffering, the Vampires Player Gold,

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Speaker 7: Charlotte's Worldwide Web, Silver, Clear Browser and present Danger.

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Speaker 5: Jackie Boys having a good laugh on that one. Someone

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Speaker 5: his favorite website is Google.

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Speaker 7: Fifty first Viruses Silver, King Dongle, Bronze, You've hot Mail,

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Speaker 7: You've hot Mail, and Bronze, Silence of the Spam Gold,

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Speaker 7: Look who's browsing? Gold, Delete history after reading gold Bridget

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Speaker 7: Jones's search history. Silver, These are just getting seed now,

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Speaker 7: Laptop gun Silver, the curious pace of Benjamin's mode.

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Speaker 5: Justin. Well done, Mary, pop up ads. Those are the words, well.

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Speaker 7: Done, Big Mumma's Browser Silver, Teenage Mutant Ninja.

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Speaker 5: Wordless so good, Gold.

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Speaker 7: Player Nathan, well done, How to train your Algorithm Silver,

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Speaker 7: Open Email, Heimer Silver, Chrome Alone two, Gold, Incognito, Bastards Gold,

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Speaker 7: rob World ub, Big Mama's Mouse Silver, and ps I

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Speaker 7: love Yahoo Gold. Some great ones today, Thank you very much, everybody.

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Speaker 5: Jackie Boy, which one we're going to pick out?

1251
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Speaker 4: The best for me was? Teenage Mutant Ninja wordles World Up.

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Speaker 5: You're the winner.

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