1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,320 Speaker 1: Susy secrets. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 2: To be honest, I wasn't sure if this was even 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 2: gonna happen. I wasn't sure if we would get a 4 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,039 Speaker 2: week too. But here we are Week two. We are back. 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 2: This is saucy secrets on Kiss the Confessional Booth you 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 2: didn't know you needed with your no filter sex and 7 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 2: dating columnist Janna Hocking. Oh thanks to Juju. Janna, Hello, Hello. 8 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 3: It's so nice to see you again. I was worried too, 9 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 3: especially when I logged onto YouTube. 10 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 2: Because this is being streamed on YouTube as well, so 11 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 2: you can watch. 12 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: You can, but for one hot second you couldn't watch. 13 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: And we were given. 14 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 3: A heads up last week. Listen, it's pretty saucy. Let's 15 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 3: see how long it stays up on YouTube. 16 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: And so I logged on. It was there. I logged 17 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 1: on the next day it was not there. 18 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 2: But it's back. 19 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 3: But it's back, and they thankfully. 20 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: Put it back up. 21 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 2: And look, there is every chance that the YouTube stream 22 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 2: this week could be interrupted. I'm looking at the runsheet 23 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 2: er up. I'm just gonna read what it says. Yeah, 24 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 2: Janah went to a swingers club in London. 25 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: I did check. It was insane. 26 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 2: Your world like your world and my world could not 27 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 2: be more different. 28 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,959 Speaker 3: This is my job and I take it very seriously. 29 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,279 Speaker 3: There are no lengths I won't go to. If someone 30 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 3: wants to know what a swingers club is, like, I'll 31 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 3: travel there and tell them I'm just. 32 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 2: Picturing, you know, like when you catch up with your 33 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 2: quote unquote normal mates and you haven't a yap about 34 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: what do you get up to this week? You know, 35 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 2: gazz oh, you know, Gazz is a mechanic, and Gazz 36 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 2: oh you know, I fixed a Toyota Corolla and blah 37 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 2: blah bah, And then it gets to you, what do 38 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 2: you get up to this week? Oh, flew to London, 39 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 2: went to a swingers club, normal stuff. 40 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 3: My favorite thing is going what can I write about next? 41 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 3: And typing into Google what crazy sex shit is going on, 42 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 3: and then asking my editor if I can go. 43 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 1: Check it out. 44 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 2: So we will talk about Janna's time inside a London 45 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 2: swingers club that's coming up a little later on. And 46 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 2: there's this dating trend that's helping ugly dudes. 47 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 3: It's called tracking, and it's yeah, it's letting ugly dudes 48 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 3: get laid. 49 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: So got a good news yeah for this. 50 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 2: Week and this whole journey that you're now on. I'm 51 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: going to put it out their Australia's premiere Sex and 52 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: Dating Collness. It's not the world because you're writing for 53 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 2: publications everywhere. 54 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 3: I write for Daily Mail US UK and Australia. 55 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 2: I'm sure if the colonies on Mars are looking for 56 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 2: a sex colonists, they're going to look your way. It 57 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 2: makes complete sense. But you kind of started this journey, 58 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 2: I suppose just saying to people, Hey, have you got 59 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 2: something juicy that you've got up to? Do you want 60 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 2: to tell me about it? 61 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: Yeah? It was a quiet night during lockdown. 62 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 3: I was bored. I'm a bit of a perv. I 63 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 3: wanted to know what people were getting up to in 64 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,079 Speaker 3: the bed. 65 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 2: I don't think that's shocking anyone, to be honest. 66 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,239 Speaker 1: How did you get your job? 67 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 3: Well, I'm a bit of a perv and you know 68 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 3: I'm a journalist, So I asked people to tell me 69 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 3: their sauces secrets and they really did. 70 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 2: Next, we have a confessional from an Australian TV star. 71 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 1: Yes, she's famous for boinking on TV. 72 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 2: But she's been I guess. Pointing two people that share 73 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 2: a very close relationship and they don't know about it. 74 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: I'm so excited to hear her saucy secret. 75 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 2: Who is this Australian TV star or get to it 76 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 2: next saucy Secrets on Kiss. Wow, it's only week two 77 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 2: and we've got our first celebrity saucy secret. Here we do. 78 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,359 Speaker 3: We've got Lily Jade from Ozzie Shaw. Now you've probably 79 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 3: heard of shows like Jersey Shaw or Jordie Shaw. 80 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 2: It's kind of like remember what Big Brother up late 81 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 2: was like, It's like that, but on steroids. 82 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 3: I'm still trying to figure out because I've seen quite 83 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 3: a few episodes of Ozsie Shaw. It's filmed up in cans. 84 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 3: It's all these twenty twenty year olds in a house. 85 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: What they put to air. I don't know what the 86 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: laws are anymore that allows it. 87 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 3: But our next guest, I've definitely seen her boink on 88 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 3: TV and I'm quietly proud of her. 89 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: So welcome Lily Jade. Lily, you joined. 90 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 3: Aussie Shaw for the first series. Uh, what's the wildest 91 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 3: thing you. 92 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: Got up to? 93 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 4: Honestly, I'm gonna have to say having sex on TV 94 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 4: because I've never done that before. 95 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 3: You'd be surprised to know I've never done that before. 96 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 3: Have you ever done that? 97 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 2: No? No, no, not on TV. Not yet, that's for sure. 98 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: And what did you have your parents seen it? What 99 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: was the feedback? 100 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, well, my parents were watching it as soon as 101 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 4: it came out. My dad would even say at twelve 102 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 4: am when it would hit the clock. And I honestly 103 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 4: like my parents were like. 104 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:36,919 Speaker 5: All for it. 105 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 4: They were so excited even if I was having sex. 106 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 4: But I don't know, I guess that's supported parents. So yeah, 107 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 4: I didn't really have an issue with them. 108 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: I think amazing. 109 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 3: But we love free love. So Lily, you've caught in 110 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 3: today with the saucy secret. 111 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 1: What would you like to confess? 112 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 4: Okay, so I hope they're not hearing if they are, 113 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 4: But I used to see and sleep with two best 114 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 4: friends at the same time, and they were like so close. 115 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,280 Speaker 4: They would play footy together, so they were prettymuching each 116 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 4: other every day. 117 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: And how did this come about? I don't know. 118 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 4: I guess I started seeing one guy and then I 119 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 4: found out that his friends were hotter. I don't know, 120 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 4: it's really yeah, I kind of just like fell into 121 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 4: place like he was keen, so I literally so it 122 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,159 Speaker 4: really wasn't my fault. 123 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 3: And So, so you were dating one guy and then 124 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 3: you met his friend and thought he was hot. 125 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: So did you slide into his DMS like. 126 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 4: He put into mine? 127 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: So dirty? 128 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 3: Do? Yeah? 129 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 4: Technically was it my fault? So I put it all 130 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 4: on on the rest of them? 131 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 1: And do they now know that you were with both 132 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: of them at the same time? 133 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 4: They still don't know, so I think I'm I'm really 134 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 4: proud of myself that I've kept it for so long. 135 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 4: I don't know how they have not found out. When 136 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 4: you play footage together, you're going to talk and you know, 137 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 4: chat shit. But apparently that just wasn't important enough, so 138 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 4: I got away with it. 139 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 2: How long did this go on for when you were 140 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 2: when you were seeing both of these best I'm. 141 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,719 Speaker 4: Going to say like maybe just six months, So it 142 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 4: was definitely like a. 143 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 3: Long time and they never see men are so different 144 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 3: to women. I will be on the group chat as 145 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 3: I'm leaving the guy's house, letting them know what I 146 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 3: just got up to. 147 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 2: Like were you were you sending both blokes like you know, 148 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 2: saucy picks? Was their stuff sitting on both phones? There 149 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 2: was every chance for this to be you know, exposed, 150 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 2: but it never was. 151 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, look, there would be times where I'd get a 152 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 4: phone call from one, I would be with one, but 153 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 4: they were lucky. You were never ever near my phone, 154 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 4: so I just like turned it over or just like 155 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 4: you know, ply like hanged up the phone call. 156 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 3: This might be a bit of a gross question, but 157 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 3: did you ever see both of them in the same day? 158 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:02,719 Speaker 1: No? 159 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 4: I didn't. I thought I would cut of some slack 160 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 4: because I thought that was a bit too far. But 161 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 4: I mean if I did that. If I did, I 162 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 4: probably wouldn't be surprised by myself. 163 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 2: But no, Obviously the first bloke had no idea this 164 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 2: was going on. He had no idea he was sleeping 165 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,119 Speaker 2: with his best man. But the best mate he knew 166 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 2: did so he knew that you were sleeping with the 167 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 2: original dude. 168 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he knew. And I will say the second 169 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 4: one was better. 170 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 2: Did you feel Do you feel bad at all when 171 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 2: this was going on? 172 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 4: I had no way. They're people, were dogs. 173 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 3: They don't care footy boys. So how did it all end? 174 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 3: Why are you not sleeping with either of them? 175 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: Now? 176 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 2: And did? 177 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 4: Because I think I caught feelings for the second one, 178 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 4: and then I got jealous because he like started seeing 179 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 4: someone else. So he played me. He played me in 180 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 4: my own game. 181 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: Oh a little bit of Calma, I know so, and. 182 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm done, So I just ended 183 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 4: it all. 184 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 2: Have you have you ever thought about coming clean? 185 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 4: Sometimes? And then I'm like, nah, fuck them. 186 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: We were actually. 187 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 4: Agreeing, honest, And even if I was to come clean, 188 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 4: I think I would just play dumb anyway and be like, 189 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 4: what are you talking about? 190 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we girls can get away with a lot 191 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 3: thanks to our assets. Well that's a cute secret. But 192 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 3: I've heard you've got an even crazier secret. So shall 193 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,119 Speaker 3: we revisit that later in the show. 194 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 4: H yeah we can. It's it's pretty out there. 195 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 2: If you've got a saucy secret, something you've been sitting 196 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 2: on that you want to get off your chest. Oh 197 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,839 Speaker 2: do we want to hear it? Just use your mic 198 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 2: on the free iHeart app to get it to us 199 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 2: now in your column every week for the Daily Mail. Essentially, 200 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 2: you're there to help the people. If they've got questions 201 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:56,079 Speaker 2: about their dating, about their sex life, you're here to help. 202 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 3: Yes, I'm basically an updated Dolly dot Com. Ah, Yes, 203 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 3: which was my favorite thing to read growing up. But 204 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,719 Speaker 3: this is much more adult problems, and actually, in this 205 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,559 Speaker 3: day and age, we've got more to worry about than 206 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 3: one of those creepy dog cameras. Now laying in a 207 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 3: bedroom because I got an email from a lady this 208 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 3: week who is completely freaked out, So let me read 209 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 3: it to you because it might freak you out as well. Technology, 210 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,440 Speaker 3: So it says dear Janna. A few weeks ago, I 211 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,560 Speaker 3: had a wild night out and ended up going home 212 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 3: with a gorgeous guy. Well done you, it's going well 213 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 3: so far. He was charming, we had great chemistry, and 214 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 3: one thing led to another. The only thing I thought 215 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 3: was a bit odd at the time was that he 216 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 3: kept his glasses on during the entire hook up. 217 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 1: I figured it was just a quirky preference. 218 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,239 Speaker 2: Or we couldn't see that were bifocals. 219 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:47,080 Speaker 3: Fast forward to last week when I saw a post 220 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 3: online about metaglasses, the ones that can record video without 221 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,200 Speaker 3: anyone noticing. Now I can't stop thinking about it. His 222 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,320 Speaker 3: glasses looked just like that, and the idea that he 223 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 3: might have been filming us without my consent makes me 224 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,079 Speaker 3: feel sick. 225 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: Oh girl, I get it. 226 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 3: She said, I don't have any way of contact him, 227 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 3: and I can't prove anything, but I can't get the 228 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 3: thought out of my head. How do I cope with 229 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 3: the paranoia? And is this a sign that casual hilcups 230 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 3: are just too risky now that technology can be used 231 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 3: against you. 232 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's dicey, and that is genuinely terrifying. It 233 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,440 Speaker 2: feels like an episode of Black Mirror or something like that. 234 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: It's a genuine fear and I totally get it. 235 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 3: And when I first heard about metaglasses, that's straight to 236 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,319 Speaker 3: where my mind went, because what are we have no 237 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,319 Speaker 3: say over what gets filmed? But thankfully so I did 238 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 3: do a deep dive into it, and I thought, well, 239 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,560 Speaker 3: what are the rules? And you know, are we going 240 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 3: to see a lot of people toning up on these 241 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 3: pawn sites that have absolutely no idea? 242 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,640 Speaker 2: And so these metaglasses, essentially they are they look like 243 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 2: regular sunglasses, they're like ray bands or whatever, but they've 244 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,800 Speaker 2: got in built cameras in them that can record vision 245 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 2: clearly of whatever that person's looking at. And can they 246 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 2: record audio as well? 247 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 3: Yes, so they record audio. They can take phone calls, 248 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,959 Speaker 3: they can read out your text messages. 249 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: They're connected to. 250 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 3: Your iPhone, you can google things and it will tell 251 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 3: it back to you. They are in theory, they're amazing, 252 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 3: not in this setting, but not in this setting. And 253 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,200 Speaker 3: a lot of people are using them for their Instagram videos. 254 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,520 Speaker 3: They're doing point of view videos and things like that. 255 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,199 Speaker 3: Now I understand why this girl is completely freaked out. 256 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 1: Because I would be too. But I've got two good. 257 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 3: Bits of information that I discovered that might put her 258 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 3: at ease. One, when you're if these metaglasses are filming you, 259 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,400 Speaker 3: they actually have to have a light go off. Now 260 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,200 Speaker 3: I don't know how many cocktails this girl had, because 261 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 3: after three Martinies, I might not notice the light. But 262 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,599 Speaker 3: then I thought, well, surely the guy could put just 263 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,960 Speaker 3: a bit of black tape over them. But then I 264 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,839 Speaker 3: found a video and Apple have already thought about this, 265 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 3: And if you put anything over the light that goes 266 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,720 Speaker 3: on when you're filming, it actually stops filming. 267 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 1: They won't work at all. 268 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 3: So have a think, did you see the light going off? 269 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 3: The other good news is it's deeply illegal in Australia, 270 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 3: so if it does pop up, these porn sites are 271 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 3: really onto. 272 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,320 Speaker 1: It these days. 273 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 3: They've got the fear of the government, really have put 274 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 3: the fear of God in them. 275 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: So if it does pop up online, one that. 276 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 3: Man's going to jail because they're cracking down really hard 277 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 3: on these kinds of people. And two it will get 278 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 3: taken down really quickly. So with all this technology coming up, 279 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 3: we just need to be a little bit more aware, 280 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,079 Speaker 3: I guess, is the thing. So we need to keep 281 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,079 Speaker 3: an eye on who's wearing these glasses. 282 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, there's one girl in New York who. 283 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 3: Freaked out because her wax lady was wearing them while 284 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,559 Speaker 3: she was giving her a Brazilian. 285 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 2: On the job wax. And that's I'm assuming that's not 286 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,880 Speaker 2: the most flattering angle either. 287 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,440 Speaker 1: Listen, it's not my business what I look like downe there. Yeah, 288 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,920 Speaker 1: none of my business. 289 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,439 Speaker 3: But then a friend of mine, this actually happened to yesterday. 290 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:09,240 Speaker 3: She's a botox lady. She's my botox lady, and she 291 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 3: said a guy came into their salon and he was 292 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,680 Speaker 3: really strange and he was asking all the girls. 293 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: It was a very weird pickup line. 294 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:20,800 Speaker 3: He was saying, I'm gay, My mom doesn't know I 295 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 3: need to take a girl on a date. 296 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,320 Speaker 1: Can one of you act as my date? 297 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,440 Speaker 3: It just happened that everyone in this botox clinic is 298 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 3: absolutely stunning. I called bas on him being gay, so 299 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 3: they all had a giggle and they were playing along 300 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 3: with him, and then my friend went, wait, are you 301 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 3: recording us? 302 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,520 Speaker 1: He was like, oh yeah, it's for a TikTok. Oh gross, 303 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 1: it's really gross. It was really gross. So I think 304 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 1: we just need to keep on our game. 305 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:51,680 Speaker 2: Band glasses in the bedroom, band glasses in the bed. 306 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,960 Speaker 2: All the poor people that can't say they've got. 307 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 1: Screwed, you're going to be having very fuzzy sex. 308 00:13:58,679 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 5: Wow. 309 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 3: MC, there's a new dating trend that's getting ugly blokes laid. 310 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 3: Hurrah hourrah for the ugly blokes. I'm so happy for them. 311 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,560 Speaker 3: It's going off on TikTok. So let me explain what 312 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:11,960 Speaker 3: it is. 313 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,559 Speaker 5: Well, the dating world can be full of tails that 314 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 5: end happily ever after, but that is not the case 315 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 5: with this new gen Z. Term shrekking refers to dating 316 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 5: someone who you're not really attracted to in the hope 317 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 5: that you will be treated better by this person in return. 318 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 3: So Shrek was, let's be real, a five, Princess Fiona 319 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 3: was a ten, absolutely and look how well they worked out. 320 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,119 Speaker 2: So it's like dating down. 321 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah. 322 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,040 Speaker 3: Basically it's dating down, which is kind of something I've 323 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 3: been doing for a long time anywhere. 324 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: I just didn't realize your type. 325 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 3: Shrek's been my type for ages, and to be fair, 326 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 3: I do like a Scottish accent. But I think it's 327 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,920 Speaker 3: really good for three reasons. 328 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: One, it gives you back the power. So you've got 329 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 1: this beautiful puppy dog just following you around who. 330 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 2: Just adores hold it over them because they know you're 331 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 2: the hot one in the relationship and they're going to 332 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 2: do whatever you tell them to do so they can 333 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 2: stay in that relationship with the ten out of ten yes. 334 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 3: And when you've dated a guy who is a ten, 335 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,240 Speaker 3: who is permanently looking around at his other options cheating, 336 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:22,160 Speaker 3: knows he can get anyone in the room that stops 337 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 3: being exciting really quickly. So that's why I think a 338 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 3: lot of women are turning to shreps because they want 339 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 3: to be adored. And then the other reason I really 340 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 3: like it is because I like a dad bod. I 341 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,440 Speaker 3: like someone to cuddle to. I don't like rolling over 342 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,920 Speaker 3: the next morning and feeling a six pack because it 343 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 3: gets me really paranoid. 344 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 2: So I can exhale as what you're saying, this is great. 345 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 2: I've been sucking in this entire video. Felt like I 346 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 2: had to be on my best behavior. All right, six packs, 347 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 2: get rid of them? 348 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 3: No, do you know a lot of women agree with 349 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 3: me that we like a nice, snugly body to fall 350 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 3: asleep next. 351 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 2: You're doing this show with you. It was a great idea. 352 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 2: I suddenly feel really good about myself. All right, So, 353 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 2: but does at work? Is this? Is this a dating 354 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,880 Speaker 2: principle that's having success? I mean, I can understand if 355 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,240 Speaker 2: you're the Shrek in this situation. Great, you're dating someone 356 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 2: that's far hotter than you that you might not normally 357 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 2: get the chance to date. But for the ten in 358 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 2: the relationship, that's dating down and surely there has to 359 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 2: be like some level of physical attraction. 360 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,280 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, you do. But do you know what I find? 361 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,960 Speaker 1: A lot of men can get me. 362 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 3: Not a lot of men, but men have got me 363 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 3: into bed genuinely because they're being nice, funny. It's like 364 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 3: you for me, weird things make guys attractive. If they 365 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,760 Speaker 3: can make me laugh, I'm probably getting naked. 366 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 2: Okay. 367 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 3: But I did do a deep dive on this very 368 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 3: important topic, and I did discover that it's not working. 369 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,359 Speaker 1: So a lot of women. 370 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,840 Speaker 3: Took to TikTok and basically said that they did try 371 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,560 Speaker 3: the shrekking, they did date guys below them, but then 372 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 3: these guys got really big egos. 373 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so. 374 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 2: They suddenly thought this is what. 375 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 3: I can get, this is my standard now, and then 376 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,560 Speaker 3: they started cheating. 377 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,480 Speaker 1: So you're kind of damned if you do your damned 378 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: if you don't. 379 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,040 Speaker 2: Can I can? I can I do? My shrecond person, 380 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 2: go on, what are you doing in my swamp? 381 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:13,679 Speaker 1: Stop it? 382 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 3: You know? 383 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 2: I like a Scottish saucy Secrets explain the plot of 384 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,359 Speaker 2: Ossie Shaw for our listeners that have never seen it. 385 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 3: Basically, they throw all these horny twenty something year olds 386 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,680 Speaker 3: into a house and just hit record. 387 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,560 Speaker 2: They are well lubricated. It's probably the worst term to use, 388 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 2: but they are well lubricated, and everything is filmed. 389 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: Yes, and it's just beautiful. 390 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,239 Speaker 3: I binge the whole series in one sitting, and I 391 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:41,679 Speaker 3: felt it. 392 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,399 Speaker 1: I did feel a little bit dirty after it, but at. 393 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 3: The same time, I was like, God, I really didn't 394 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 3: live my twenties as much. 395 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,479 Speaker 1: As I should have. 396 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,800 Speaker 3: But Lily Jay did, and she joins us for her 397 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 3: second saucy secret for the show. 398 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 1: Lily, Welcome to the confessional booth. What happened? 399 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:03,200 Speaker 4: Thanks for having me again. Look, I want you guys 400 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,560 Speaker 4: to prepare yourself because it is something out of the ordinary. 401 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 4: I used to sell feet pictures for money, good feet. 402 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,920 Speaker 4: It was to the point where I wouldn't even use 403 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 4: my own feet. 404 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,679 Speaker 1: Ah, wow, you scammed people? 405 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 4: Now pretty well? 406 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,160 Speaker 1: Here's the thing. 407 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,840 Speaker 3: My girlfriends and I, after a few cocktails, the conversation 408 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,479 Speaker 3: will always happen, would you sell your feet online? And 409 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,320 Speaker 3: the answer is always an overwhelming yes. You're not showing 410 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,800 Speaker 3: your tatars, you're not showing your nether regions. 411 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,960 Speaker 1: It's feet. And if there's widows that want to, you know, 412 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: worship them, so be it. 413 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 2: How did you get into it? How did you start 414 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 2: selling feat pictures on the internet? 415 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 1: If I was to. 416 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 3: Be interested in selling my feet, how would I go 417 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 3: about doing it? 418 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 4: Well, look, there's all different websites for it these days, 419 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,400 Speaker 4: but I'll be honest, I just used the good old 420 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 4: app called kick. If anyone remembers what that was, No, Oh, 421 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,840 Speaker 4: it's like the oldest, like I guess messaging up they is. 422 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,760 Speaker 4: It was used like back when everyone was like in 423 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 4: high school and primary school and now I guess all 424 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 4: the oldies love it. You're just joined group chats and 425 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:22,320 Speaker 4: like everyone just talks about feet and then people will 426 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,159 Speaker 4: reach out if they want it. And the way I 427 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,919 Speaker 4: found out about this was through YouTube on how to 428 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,919 Speaker 4: find money Quick. 429 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 3: You literally googled how can I make money quick? 430 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 1: And it came up with go and. 431 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 3: Kick and sell your feet photos. Yeah, correct, yes, that's genius. 432 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,320 Speaker 3: And how much were you making. 433 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,880 Speaker 1: From these photos? 434 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 2: Like? 435 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: What would one picture of your twitsies make you? 436 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,200 Speaker 2: Oh? 437 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,919 Speaker 4: Honestly, this Like there was one case where I was 438 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 4: just shocked. It wasn't even a photo of my own feet. 439 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,680 Speaker 4: It was literally just a random photo off Google images 440 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:59,119 Speaker 4: and I got paid seven hundred dollars for it. Wow, 441 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 4: And it wasn't even your feet and it wasn't even 442 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 4: my feet, and I was just so like, I was 443 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,159 Speaker 4: so shocked. I was like, wow, like this this is 444 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:08,879 Speaker 4: a lot of money. 445 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,280 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. 446 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 3: See I know Lily Allen joined only fans and just 447 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:17,480 Speaker 3: put up feet pick, but she started getting stressed out 448 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 3: because you take requests, so people would say, can you 449 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 3: send me a video of. 450 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: You painting your toe? Nows. 451 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,359 Speaker 3: They started getting quite crazy, so she had to like 452 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,240 Speaker 3: put her feet walking through sand or. 453 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,640 Speaker 1: Do you remember ghak? Like that gooey stuff. One guy 454 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,199 Speaker 1: wanted her. 455 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:38,359 Speaker 3: I like ghak too, so she wanted one guy wanted 456 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 3: her to like squish hit her toes through. 457 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 2: It makes that weird fart sound? Is it popping bubbles? 458 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 3: Do you feel weird knowing that guys were like pleasuring 459 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 3: themselves to your feet? 460 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 4: No, because when I was seen that money come through, 461 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,400 Speaker 4: I didn't care. 462 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, dollar dollar bills, y'all? 463 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,640 Speaker 1: Seven? Oh my god? 464 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 3: Well, I know Lily Allen was making more of her 465 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:06,399 Speaker 3: only fans feet pictures than she was from Spotify her 466 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,440 Speaker 3: songs on Spotify, So there is money to be made. 467 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 2: If someone is looking to set up a side hustle 468 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 2: and thinking, you know what, my toes aren't too bad 469 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 2: in your opinion, Lily Jade, what makes the perfect foot pick? 470 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:19,679 Speaker 1: Great question? 471 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna have to say, you're gonna need some. 472 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 4: You want to wipe down the bottoms of your feet, 473 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 4: just get make sure it's clean on the bottom. And honestly, 474 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,000 Speaker 4: they love white toenail polish. 475 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,120 Speaker 1: White would be a red. 476 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 4: But not a color like just white. I think that 477 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 4: like white's like purity or like clean. So oh, I 478 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,919 Speaker 4: always wanted white toenails. 479 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,879 Speaker 1: That is so weird. 480 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 3: Now I have really ugly feet, like I have good toes. 481 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,639 Speaker 3: I heard there's more of a market in ugly toes 482 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,880 Speaker 3: than there is in perfect. 483 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,840 Speaker 1: Little pinkies like you know, little little ke toes. 484 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 4: There is like I don't know what it is, but 485 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 4: they like nice looking toes. 486 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,920 Speaker 2: Look, look, breaking news. There are creeps on the internet, 487 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 2: just in case you were aware. Now, Ossie Shaw, there's 488 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 2: a second season that's that's about to hit. 489 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,920 Speaker 4: Absolutely, it's literally coming out like next week. 490 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 1: And what can we expect? 491 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 3: Did you have to sit your parents down and give 492 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,359 Speaker 3: them a bit of air heads up that there was 493 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 3: some crazy stuff happening. 494 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:26,120 Speaker 4: Look, it definitely is crazy, But I don't tell anyone 495 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 4: the goss. I'll just say wait till it comes out, 496 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 4: to be honest. It's definitely a lot more than last year, 497 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,600 Speaker 4: That's all I'll say. 498 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,879 Speaker 2: And we saw a lot. 499 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,000 Speaker 1: We can't a lot of nudity. 500 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,359 Speaker 2: Can't wait to see you can't wait to see your 501 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,399 Speaker 2: toes with your white polish our Season two of Oozsi 502 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,960 Speaker 2: Short's going to kick off soon, and thank you so 503 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 2: much for stepping inside the confessional booth with us on 504 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,280 Speaker 2: the show tonight. 505 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,879 Speaker 3: Lily Jay, thank you, and if anyone wants me to 506 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,960 Speaker 3: send them them some footpicks for seven hundred dollars, it's 507 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:58,800 Speaker 3: not a no sure now MC one of our listeners 508 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 3: actually slid into my this week, not with a dick pic. 509 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,879 Speaker 1: Hurrah, something different. 510 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,480 Speaker 3: He had a saucy secret dilemma, it says, Dear Janna. 511 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,200 Speaker 3: I never thought I'd be writing to a sex columnist, 512 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 3: but here I am. My wife has been gently and 513 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 3: not so gently, pushing me to go with her to 514 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 3: a swingers club. She says it's all about spicing things 515 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,639 Speaker 3: up and exploring together. But I'll be honest, I'm nervous 516 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 3: as hell. 517 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:25,600 Speaker 1: Fair Court. 518 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,640 Speaker 3: Here's the thing between you and me, well between all 519 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,119 Speaker 3: of us. I'm not exactly packing porn style proportions in 520 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 3: the downstairs department. It's fine, it does the job, but 521 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,680 Speaker 3: I've always been a bit self conscious. The thought of 522 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 3: walking into a room full of strangers where everyone seems tall, 523 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 3: tan toned, and in my head hung like stallions makes 524 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,160 Speaker 3: me want to break out into a cold sweat. All 525 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,600 Speaker 3: this polhi, my wife insists these places are more about 526 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,760 Speaker 3: connection and fun than looks or size. But part of 527 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,479 Speaker 3: me is terrified I'll be standing there like the awkward 528 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,280 Speaker 3: kid at the school dance, holding my drink while everyone 529 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 3: else gets chosen. What if she sees some chiseled adonis 530 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 3: and suddenly realize she's been short changed at home. I 531 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 3: love her and I don't want my insecurities to hold 532 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,920 Speaker 3: her back, but I can't shake this feeling that if 533 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,920 Speaker 3: I say yes, I'm opening Pandora's box and might never 534 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 3: feel enough again. 535 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 2: So what do you reckon? 536 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,920 Speaker 3: I get that he's freaked out because she has taken 537 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,679 Speaker 3: it to a tent, spicing up the bedroom. 538 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,639 Speaker 1: It's not normal. 539 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 3: Maybe they've been having vanilla sex, but to say let's 540 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 3: go to a swingers is pretty full on. I would 541 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 3: suggest maybe toys. Start with a few toys. 542 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 2: From the good people at Juju. They've got a wonderful 543 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 2: range that you could start with. 544 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,959 Speaker 3: And if you're worried about the size of your pecker, 545 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 3: there's a special. 546 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,880 Speaker 1: Thing called a ring. Sorry, it's called a ring. 547 00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 3: It vibrates, and a lot of men with small ones 548 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 3: put them over there. It's like my or ring, but 549 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,399 Speaker 3: you put it over your male part and it actually 550 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,359 Speaker 3: makes it bigger, really vibrates, so the woman gets it's 551 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 3: like you've turned your pecker into a vibrator. 552 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 2: It's how you use it. 553 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: It's how you use it. 554 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,200 Speaker 3: So there's some toys that you can incorporate into the 555 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,720 Speaker 3: bedroom if you want to start spicing things up. I 556 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 3: think she's very fair to say I want to try 557 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 3: new things. Another option could be that you could, you know, 558 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:35,120 Speaker 3: maybe start watching some pawn that involves swinger parties, get 559 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,360 Speaker 3: an idea for what you could expect there. 560 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 1: There's also these parties in Australia. 561 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 3: It's called the Kitty Cat Club and it's a very 562 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 3: very tame swingers. So basically it's just people turning up 563 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 3: to a nightclub in sexy underwear and guys, if you're 564 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 3: a bit worried about your body, you can wear like 565 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 3: a silk like a manly silk robe, and the women 566 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 3: can turn up in the underwear and it's just a dance. 567 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,040 Speaker 2: Pit, so just look but don't touch. 568 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 3: Using exactly, but they have things like shabari ropes, which 569 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,840 Speaker 3: we know I'm a fan of. So they'll have demonstrations 570 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,679 Speaker 3: but you're not taking part and no one's hooking up 571 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,320 Speaker 3: in front of each other, So that could be a 572 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,720 Speaker 3: good entry way. 573 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,080 Speaker 2: And look as lame as it sounds. Just talk to 574 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 2: your partner about it, you know what I mean. 575 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,840 Speaker 3: And if you're worried about the size, can I just 576 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,360 Speaker 3: say I've learned from experience that it's not about the size. 577 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,919 Speaker 3: It's the motion in the ocean as long as you 578 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 3: know how to use it. 579 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,320 Speaker 1: We women are fine. 580 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 3: We don't want a big, scary one. I've said it 581 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,920 Speaker 3: once and I'll say it again. We don't want a big, 582 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,879 Speaker 3: scary one. We want a nice, normal one that doesn't 583 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,440 Speaker 3: involve breathing exercises to have sex with you. But yeah, 584 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,919 Speaker 3: she has taken it to a tenant, and I totally 585 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 3: get where he's coming from. 586 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 2: It would be really nerve wracking. Let's forget the fact 587 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 2: that he said he's got a little toddra. Essentially, you 588 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,160 Speaker 2: don't know what you're going to walk into. What if 589 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 2: you go into this room and these people are as 590 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,880 Speaker 2: he wrote Adonis's and she looks at something else and goes, oh, 591 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 2: hang on a minute, this is actually where I want 592 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,720 Speaker 2: to be playing, not with Wat's at home. 593 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 1: It's a genuine fear. 594 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,920 Speaker 3: But I've been to one of these swingers parties. In fact, 595 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 3: I flew the hallway to London to go to a 596 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,879 Speaker 3: high end swingers party. 597 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:23,879 Speaker 2: You went to London to attend a high end swingers party. 598 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: I did. 599 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:29,720 Speaker 3: I was on assignment. Surprisingly, this wasn't just for fun. 600 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,520 Speaker 3: Although listen, it's not a hard name. 601 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 2: The ring box must be incredible. 602 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,399 Speaker 3: It's the best I love hearing. Do you want to 603 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 3: go to London to attend a high end swingers club? 604 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 3: The answer will always be yes, And so I did. 605 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 3: I scuttled over there and I met the owner of 606 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 3: Killing Kittens. Sorry, so it's called Killing Kittens because of 607 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 3: this saying every time you masturbate, God kills the kitten. 608 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,199 Speaker 2: That's the most unsexy name for a swingers club. I 609 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,919 Speaker 2: think I ever heard in all my life. 610 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,440 Speaker 1: The worst name for a sex club. 611 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,959 Speaker 2: So I'm assuming, like you say, it's this high end 612 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 2: swingers party, I'm guessing it's in like this really old 613 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:14,119 Speaker 2: world enchanting vintage fancy building like we'd see in Bridgington. 614 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,840 Speaker 1: Right, So normally it is. 615 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 3: And this is why Killing Kittens became famous because the 616 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,000 Speaker 3: rules were you had to have a lot of money. 617 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,639 Speaker 1: Well, the men had to have a lot of money. 618 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 3: Back in the day, if a man wanted to go, 619 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 3: he had to show his bank account cents. So you 620 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 3: had to be a millionaire to attend one of these parties. 621 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 3: So they were being held in castles and French chateaus. 622 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:39,200 Speaker 3: They're all around the world. They hold them in Paris, London. 623 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 3: Started in London, New York. They go everywhere and they'll 624 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 3: hire out beautiful penthouses or castles and things. 625 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 1: I got jukes. I did not get a fancy castle. 626 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 1: This party was called Hedonism. 627 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,400 Speaker 3: And it was in Soho, which is a nice part 628 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 3: of London, but it was in a men's. 629 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 1: Sph that's grim it was. It was kind of gross. 630 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,719 Speaker 3: The first smell that hit me was chlorine because they 631 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 3: had this big, giant spar kind of like you know 632 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 3: the Plagueboy mansion, the grotto. 633 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 1: Which was no I never watched Girls of the Play. 634 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,240 Speaker 2: Or is it like a big communal pool or something. 635 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,200 Speaker 3: Wasn't exactly, but in here it was just this really 636 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 3: big spa that anyone was allowed to go in. But 637 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,160 Speaker 3: it meant as soon as you walked into this men's spa, 638 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 3: you were just hit with this overpowering Nothing. 639 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 2: Gets you in the mood like strong chemicals. 640 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,480 Speaker 3: It was not cute, and I had it'd been sold 641 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 3: to me like it's you know, female run, You're going 642 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 3: to see beautiful candles and there's going to be gorgeous chandelier. No, 643 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,040 Speaker 3: it was a dirty, bubbling hot tub and chlorine. 644 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,120 Speaker 2: So before you even rocked up to the event and 645 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,640 Speaker 2: obviously disappointed by what greeted you, what was going through 646 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,440 Speaker 2: your mind? 647 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: I was petrified. So I dragged one of my best 648 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 1: friends with. 649 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 2: Imagine, but, hey, what do you do on Saturday? Nothing? 650 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,960 Speaker 2: All great? Want to come to a swingers party with me? 651 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of She flew from New York. You 652 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 3: need to pick the right person to attend a swing 653 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 3: yes with, and she was She's the kind of girl 654 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 3: that would have a good time. So she literally jumped 655 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,720 Speaker 3: on a plane and met me over in London. 656 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 1: And I was petrified. I'm not gonna lie. 657 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 3: I have never had a threesome, so I've never seen 658 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,640 Speaker 3: other people have sex in front of me, apart from 659 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,160 Speaker 3: myself and the person. So I was really going into 660 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 3: this whole new world. I did have two rosees before 661 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 3: I got in there. I think that's a requirement if 662 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 3: you're going to attend a swingers hats off to anyone 663 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 3: that can go in stone cold sober. I had some 664 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,960 Speaker 3: roses and then we were greeted at the door and 665 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:51,160 Speaker 3: handed these lace face masks. So we were told you 666 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 3: have to wear a mask. Yep, sexy lace mask. A 667 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,880 Speaker 3: lot of people brought their own, fabulously flamboyant. 668 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,360 Speaker 2: Is that just to kind of protect your identity in 669 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,760 Speaker 2: a way or is it to make its mysterious. 670 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,360 Speaker 3: It's supposed to be sexy. It's like eyes wide shut 671 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 3: kind of vibes. Everyone turns up, so you're told to 672 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 3: turn up in cocktail where so I bought the most 673 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:16,800 Speaker 3: beautiful cocked black cocktail dress. But they don't stay on long, okay, 674 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 3: So basically everyone meets out the front and there's a 675 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:25,280 Speaker 3: long line of What surprised me most was they were 676 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,800 Speaker 3: middle aged, rich. 677 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 2: People, because that was my next question, who are the 678 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,480 Speaker 2: other people that are attending. 679 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:35,640 Speaker 3: These Yeah, it was very normal looking middle aged people. 680 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 3: It was a lot of husband and wives who had 681 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 3: brought their girlfriend. Okay, so that apparently is really normal 682 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 3: in these circles. 683 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,720 Speaker 2: Did you feel as though from the outset that you're 684 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,880 Speaker 2: lining up, I would imagine the small talk was just bizarre. 685 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,360 Speaker 2: Did you almost feel as though you were on display 686 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,680 Speaker 2: or being judged because everyone's kind of looking at everyone else, 687 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,560 Speaker 2: going who's the person that we want to approach. 688 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 3: Inside, Well, a lot of them had already preset that up, 689 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,880 Speaker 3: so they actually have a WhatsApp group. 690 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: Of course I didn't get this memo, but they have 691 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,640 Speaker 1: a WhatsApp group. 692 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 3: So everyone who's attending that party, they can all see 693 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,320 Speaker 3: each other, they all send pictures, they can already decide 694 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,760 Speaker 3: who they're going to sleep with that night before they 695 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,520 Speaker 3: even get there. 696 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,200 Speaker 1: You can change your mind because it's a bit like Tinder. 697 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 3: You know, maybe they don't look like what they look 698 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,960 Speaker 3: like on the WhatsApp group, but yeah, it's everyone's Most 699 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,680 Speaker 3: people had been to a few so I was one 700 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,080 Speaker 3: of the only rookies. 701 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 2: The newbies in the corner. 702 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,120 Speaker 1: I was the newbie. 703 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 3: And so you all walk in and everyone goes straight 704 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,680 Speaker 3: to the bar for a drink. Behind the bar is 705 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:41,200 Speaker 3: all these TV screens that's playing porn. So straight away 706 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 3: you'll like, make no mistake, there will be sex tonight, 707 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 3: and we're going to just warm you up with a 708 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 3: bit and it's like aggressive pawn. 709 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 1: It's like bam bam, bamas. I was like, all right, 710 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,320 Speaker 1: well we're in. 711 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 2: Where's the high end part of this? When does that start? 712 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,400 Speaker 1: The high class part is the fact that they are 713 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,240 Speaker 1: all rich. 714 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 3: It's expensive to get in. There was a billionaire. The 715 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,560 Speaker 3: owner MSL told me that Shane Warne was a regular, 716 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:14,200 Speaker 3: which didn't surprise me really, but that's where the high 717 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,479 Speaker 3: end ends. Yes, so basically everyone goes in, they have 718 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 3: a drink. The menu surprised me again, So you've got 719 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,680 Speaker 3: porn playing in the background. Food I didn't see much food, 720 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,920 Speaker 3: but I think because everyone they were getting naked. 721 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're not going to eat a bit dirty 722 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,800 Speaker 1: burger before you before you get nude. 723 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 3: But on the menu there was a blue pill option 724 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,640 Speaker 3: I thought was probably handy or. 725 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 1: An event like this. And then they. 726 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,000 Speaker 3: All started dispersing to the locker rooms and I was like, 727 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,200 Speaker 3: why where is everyone going? But then they all came 728 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,800 Speaker 3: back either naked or in just really sexy laundry. 729 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,800 Speaker 1: But I was just told to wear a cocktail dress. 730 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,240 Speaker 3: So I just walked around in my stupid cocktail dress 731 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,719 Speaker 3: because I wasn't getting naked. 732 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: Straight up. 733 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,239 Speaker 3: This is my first swingers and so I was the 734 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,960 Speaker 3: most overdressed person at the party. 735 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,680 Speaker 2: You'd be the uncool person at the swingers party. Or 736 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 2: look at her over there, the loser in clothes. 737 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 3: Why is she so overdressed? It was so it was 738 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 3: it was actually mortifying. My friend had no issues. She's like, what, 739 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,840 Speaker 3: everyone's getting naked? All right, don't naked? So she got naked. 740 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,520 Speaker 3: Everyone either got naked or stripped down. 741 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:29,799 Speaker 2: Yep. 742 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,279 Speaker 1: And then the music's playing. 743 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:38,400 Speaker 2: What kind of music out of curiosity, like saxophone violins. 744 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,279 Speaker 3: House music, like sexy house music. I did start chizamming 745 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,920 Speaker 3: in the corner because the music was really good. So 746 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,000 Speaker 3: like everyone's like getting it on and I'm sitting therezaming. 747 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,319 Speaker 2: So are people like it's is it a big open room? 748 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,560 Speaker 2: Are there small rooms off to the side. Is it 749 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,800 Speaker 2: literally happening in front of you on like a big 750 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 2: couch as though it's an episode of fifty Shades of Gray? 751 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,799 Speaker 2: Where and what's happening? And how much you've seen? 752 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 3: Okay, So after about twenty minutes of how are you good? 753 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,120 Speaker 1: Yes, how's the good kids? 754 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,719 Speaker 3: Yes, they're fine, thank you, everyone does start dispersing. So 755 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,360 Speaker 3: there are smaller rooms, but there's no doors on the rooms, 756 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,640 Speaker 3: so you can go into a smaller room and start 757 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 3: making out, or you can hop in the big spa, 758 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,000 Speaker 3: and a lot of people did go to the spa area. 759 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,719 Speaker 3: So you're either in the rooms or you're in the spa, 760 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,799 Speaker 3: or there is areas where you can just sit and 761 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,640 Speaker 3: have a drink. 762 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,560 Speaker 1: Which is where I was for a bit of it. 763 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,640 Speaker 1: But it does get wild. 764 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,080 Speaker 3: So in the spa a lot of people were like 765 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,400 Speaker 3: the man was sitting on the edge of the pool 766 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:47,359 Speaker 3: and the woman was providing a special favor, if you will, 767 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:53,120 Speaker 3: So they were they were getting herd jobs, I. 768 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,320 Speaker 1: Don't know how else to say it, or there. 769 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,759 Speaker 2: Was she was living her supper and it was hot 770 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,480 Speaker 2: dogs on the menu. 771 00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,439 Speaker 1: She was dining out. 772 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 3: A lot of women were dining out on each other, okay, 773 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,919 Speaker 3: so and a lot of the men were sitting back. 774 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,120 Speaker 2: It's a buffet type situation watching. 775 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,480 Speaker 3: Yes, the women have a jolly good time together, yep. 776 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 3: And then in the smaller rooms that. 777 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: Was more like wam bam, thank you ma'am getting it on. 778 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:22,279 Speaker 2: So while this is happening, were you a approach to 779 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,400 Speaker 2: take part in any of these activities and b was 780 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,040 Speaker 2: the any part of you that went, oh, I don't 781 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,920 Speaker 2: mind the look at that one over there. Why not? 782 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,320 Speaker 3: So the rule with most swingers, and certainly this swingers 783 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,640 Speaker 3: is that women have to make the first move right, 784 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 3: so it stops it from being creepy. 785 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,640 Speaker 1: The men are just happy. 786 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,279 Speaker 2: Oh, there's nothing creepy about house music and pawn on 787 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 2: TVs and people going to town on each other in 788 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,440 Speaker 2: a communal spa. That's not creepy in the slot. 789 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 1: But if you're there, you're aware that's going to happen. 790 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,120 Speaker 1: I didn't realize like the porn. 791 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,480 Speaker 3: Weirdly, the pawn shocked me the most because it was 792 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 3: from the get go, so it was like, make no mistakes, 793 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,880 Speaker 3: you're here for sex. But no, it's actually so polite, 794 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,640 Speaker 3: which also surprised me. 795 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,960 Speaker 1: It's very A girl. 796 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,280 Speaker 3: Might come up and talk to you with her husband. 797 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,040 Speaker 3: She'll introduce you to the husband. So I had a 798 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,840 Speaker 3: few couples that. 799 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,919 Speaker 2: Happened and they go, hey, did you want to come over? 800 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,799 Speaker 1: I think I. 801 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,279 Speaker 3: Was really giving vibes, and especially as soon as I 802 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 3: told them I'm a writer for the Daily Matterage. 803 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,800 Speaker 2: No thank you so much, no, no, no, no, thank you 804 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,120 Speaker 2: so much. 805 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,480 Speaker 3: And the fact that I was wearing a cocktail dress 806 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:32,800 Speaker 3: was giving listen I'm just here to observe. My best 807 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,080 Speaker 3: friend really got into it, so she did meet a 808 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:36,880 Speaker 3: special lad. 809 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,400 Speaker 2: She understood the brief, she. 810 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,399 Speaker 3: Got the brief, she got the brief, so she had 811 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 3: a great time. But then that was kind of daunting 812 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,920 Speaker 3: because I was walking around looking in all the rooms 813 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,480 Speaker 3: and I did catch a glimpse of her, and I 814 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,960 Speaker 3: was like, I'm happy to watch anyone else, I don't 815 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 3: want to see my best friend going at it. But 816 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 3: she had a wonderful time. But I actually got bored. 817 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,440 Speaker 3: There was so much sex. There was so much nudity 818 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,759 Speaker 3: that I in the end just was like, Okay, I've 819 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,600 Speaker 3: seen enough sex. It didn't tell me on because it 820 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,640 Speaker 3: was like watching your mom and dad have sex. 821 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,880 Speaker 2: So on the show last week, we talked about you 822 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,879 Speaker 2: going to an orgasm retreat in the California desert, and 823 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,320 Speaker 2: you were the only person at the orgasm retreat that 824 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,759 Speaker 2: didn't reach the finish line. You were the only person 825 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,680 Speaker 2: in the swingers club that didn't swing. 826 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,359 Speaker 1: I was the only person one. 827 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,160 Speaker 3: I was the only person overdressed, still in their cocktail dress, 828 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,000 Speaker 3: and I was the only person that. 829 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:29,880 Speaker 1: Didn't have sex. 830 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 2: And just like that, we have reached the end of 831 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,680 Speaker 2: yet another Saucy Secrets, and I don't think the feed 832 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,120 Speaker 2: was cut. I don't think the plug was pulled. 833 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,319 Speaker 3: I think listen, we could just be talking to each 834 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,800 Speaker 3: other right now. That's true, but we're getting a thumbs 835 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,920 Speaker 3: up from the producer. So yes, we have finished. 836 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,840 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what hanging out with you and your life. 837 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:54,239 Speaker 2: It's educational, it's surprising, it is eye opening, it is 838 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,600 Speaker 2: all of that and so much more. 839 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,040 Speaker 1: Well, it's interesting. 840 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,000 Speaker 3: I'm so glad you're here, because you really are. Nothing 841 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,520 Speaker 3: shocks me anymore. So be at a dinner party and 842 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,520 Speaker 3: tell a story and then be met with shocked faces 843 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,799 Speaker 3: and go, oh yeah, that is a bit naughty. So 844 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 3: I appreciate your open mindness, my vanilla neness. 845 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,080 Speaker 2: Everything you say is shocking to me. 846 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,719 Speaker 1: Fact that you lean in and want to know more. 847 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,200 Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Look, there is a closet perv 848 00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:20,799 Speaker 2: in all of us, right, I think, so well with 849 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,440 Speaker 2: it down, insight. 850 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,760 Speaker 3: If you've got to the end of this show and welcome, 851 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,719 Speaker 3: welcome you to the game. 852 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,120 Speaker 2: By the way, you've been listening to Saucy Secrets, and 853 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:33,640 Speaker 2: you've got something, something you've seen, something you've heard something. 854 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,680 Speaker 2: Maybe you've done. 855 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 3: Tell Us, maybe you're hearing this on Sunday night and 856 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,759 Speaker 3: you've just had the most debauchuous weekend of your life. 857 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,680 Speaker 1: Tell Us, we want to know. 858 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,640 Speaker 2: Yes, safe space ish, we can keep you anonymous, but 859 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,880 Speaker 2: we want the gory details. So obviously you know the 860 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,319 Speaker 2: iHeart app, which is on your phone. It's free if 861 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,879 Speaker 2: it's not downloaded. There's a section there with a little 862 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,600 Speaker 2: microphone where you can just tell us your saucy secret. 863 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,000 Speaker 2: So jump on there, do that. It has been a pleasure, 864 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,200 Speaker 2: it's been fun. Shall we do it again next week? 865 00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:04,920 Speaker 1: I think so. I think so. Listen. 866 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,719 Speaker 3: I don't know what we're going to talk about next 867 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,759 Speaker 3: week that it's going to be raunchy, so secret