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Speaker 1: Jum Mission with Jonesy and Amanda So reading a story

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Speaker 1: about this woman who said her you know, it's complete clickbait,

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Speaker 1: and I fell for it. Furious wife Abandon's husband at

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Speaker 1: grocery store after mortifying act in aisle. What's he done?

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Speaker 2: What's done?

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Speaker 1: Well? What he's done is something that makes her feel sick.

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Speaker 1: Says here. She said, sometime in the last year, my

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Speaker 1: husband has picked up a habit where he talks like

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Speaker 1: a baby. At first it was funny, but it's passed

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Speaker 1: into embarrassing, cringeworthy and very strange behavior. So instead of

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Speaker 1: talking like a grown up, he says Sammy for sandwich, chicken,

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Speaker 1: nuggies for nuggets, and he has the little lift like

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Speaker 1: a toddler, and he uses awful child of euphemisms, as

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Speaker 1: she says for adult words relating to saucy bits like

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Speaker 1: about her Wii Wii and things like this dreadful. But

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Speaker 1: she said the worst thing was when they went to

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Speaker 1: the grocery store. She said, everything seemed normal and fine

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Speaker 1: until he gasped like a child rand the high scream section,

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Speaker 1: jumped up and down, yelling ice squeam, I want ice, squam,

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Speaker 1: I want chock. What she said, I was mortified. People

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Speaker 1: were staring at him. He kept going, saying can.

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Speaker 2: We get popsicles?

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Speaker 1: She said, either talk to me like an adult or

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving. He said, lighten up. She told him to,

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Speaker 1: and they're in the midst of a disagreement.

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Speaker 2: It's hard, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you tolerate things at home with your husband,

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Speaker 1: maybe going chock what chock whatt? No, he doesn't. But

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Speaker 1: if you're out dreadful, you know what say if we

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Speaker 1: were a couple, say you know what you do when

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Speaker 1: we're in public? What we what you do in public?

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Speaker 1: You if we you'll we'll be having a meeting here

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Speaker 1: and you go, nah nah, don't like that idea?

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Speaker 2: Nah nah.

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Speaker 1: And then we'll go to the shop. You go to

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Speaker 1: the shop and suddenly mister Rebulion is and it's it's

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Speaker 1: like your politician touring a facility. You'll be kissing babies. Hey, yeah, whoa.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's extraordinary you do, and it's exhausting.

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Speaker 2: And they want to talk to me and I talk.

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Speaker 1: No, you go up and talk to them about the

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Speaker 1: sandwich shop just next door here. You even talk to

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Speaker 1: them about and I think you do it to RASMI

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Speaker 1: because I'll be sitting there waiting and you'll be saying,

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Speaker 1: you know, I've got tiles like that at home with

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Speaker 1: the grating I've but you know it's it's mister chatty Kathy.

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Speaker 1: It's everyone's your best friend, apart from the people you

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Speaker 1: work with. Nat.

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Speaker 2: Nat, you know, because time is precious when we're in

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Speaker 2: these meetings. We've only got a short period of time,

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Speaker 2: and we only.

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Speaker 1: Have a short period of time to sit and have

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Speaker 1: a cup of tea or something. When we go to

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Speaker 1: the shop, I have to watch you open the facility

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Speaker 1: and cut imaginary ribbons.

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Speaker 2: I'm not one of those snobs that doesn't talk to

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Speaker 2: people that work in the service industry. I like to

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Speaker 2: find about that.

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Speaker 1: This isn't about that.

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Speaker 2: I know you're you know, you know what you do?

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Speaker 1: What do I hear?

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Speaker 2: We go? You are like a cop. You ask too

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Speaker 2: many questions like what and clearly there'll be like a

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Speaker 2: guy with one leg or something, and you wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: seen that, and you say, so, why are you in

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Speaker 2: this mobility scooter? I'm going, well, because he's only got

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Speaker 2: one leg. You dope, that's not true too, And then

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden embarrassment ensues, which I kind of

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Speaker 2: find funny. But at the same time, you go, what

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Speaker 2: are you doing in that little scooter? And I said,

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Speaker 2: because he's got one leg. Oh no, yes, I've only

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Speaker 2: got one leg. And then you spend the next twenty

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Speaker 2: minutes apologizing to the person you've just inadvertently offended.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's accept that you and I can never go

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Speaker 1: out of this building ever together, So we're not going

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Speaker 1: to be a couple any No, absolutely not. With jos

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Speaker 1: and Amanda,