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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast many.

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Speaker 2: Even if you knew to this country, I'm sure you

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Speaker 2: would have heard rumors about the one hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: golden Tim Tamp, something that's really in folklore here in Australia. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: everyone talks about its massive campaign steals the hearts and

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Speaker 2: minds of the nation and the body of Tim Robard's

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Speaker 2: which would love to see in a tiny little vest

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Speaker 2: on our televisions.

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Speaker 3: Oh yummy.

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Speaker 2: But we had a call the other day from a

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Speaker 2: woman called Alicia, who threw the whole thing wide open

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Speaker 2: when she called up and told us this, what was.

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Speaker 3: The most expensive thing you swallowed? One hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: Tim Tam.

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Speaker 1: They had these promos.

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Speaker 4: If he got a golden hymn Tam, you won one

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Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I opened the park and watched the movie. It was

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Speaker 1: dark and I looked, Oh my god, I hadn't even

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Speaker 1: told anyone.

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Speaker 2: We're the first people you told about eating one.

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Speaker 4: Tell anyone you have a partner at the time, Alicia, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell him and he still doesn't know.

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Speaker 2: Wow. What Wow?

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Speaker 3: And the big question is is that possible?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because as soon as she called there were people all

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Speaker 2: over the nation going, there's no way that she could

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Speaker 2: have accidentally swallowed a hundred thousand dollars golden tim Tamp.

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Speaker 2: We had a woman call up. Look tim Tam, to

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Speaker 2: be honest, haven't been great. We've reached out to one

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Speaker 2: and it's a number of time. Didn't realize that. It

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Speaker 2: was like trying to get into more door. They are

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Speaker 2: a shut shop, makes it sus started to Robards. He

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Speaker 2: went flaky on the emails. It's almost like.

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Speaker 3: No one's seen Rebards for weeks. By the way he's off.

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Speaker 3: Socials don't where.

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Speaker 2: Is Maybe they got to him, who knows. But look,

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Speaker 2: the point is we've pulled a thread which is clearly

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Speaker 2: attached to a whole bunch of dynamite which we think

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Speaker 2: is placed under the foundations of the tim Tam Empire,

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Speaker 2: and we're about to blow the whole thing up because

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Speaker 2: we're about to find out there's a key floor in

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Speaker 2: their one hundred thousand dollars golden Timtam competition, and that

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Speaker 2: is you can swallow the bloody thing. And we think

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Speaker 2: they owe hundreds of peace all over the country, hundreds

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Speaker 2: of thousands of dollars, and we're about to spend send

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Speaker 2: on it's bankrupt. That's what I hope it's gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: But we needed evidence. Will hence the great Tim Tam sting. Now,

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Speaker 3: if you've just joined us, I invited my dad over

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Speaker 3: to my house last night to rewatch a game of

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Speaker 3: footy from the weekend. Okay, he's just had I set

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Speaker 3: it up. So there were three Tim Tams left in

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Speaker 3: the packet. The second one is the gold Tim Tam. Now,

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Speaker 3: the audio I played before the song was him absolutely

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Speaker 3: destroying his first Tim Tam like that man in hal

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Speaker 3: his first Tim Tam, which was making me think, bloody hell,

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Speaker 3: he will There's no way he'll see the second goal,

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Speaker 3: by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, was he was? He just straight up.

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Speaker 3: He's a bit of a sucker if I'm being honest,

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Speaker 3: Like he likes to lick. He likes to suck the

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Speaker 3: whole thing. But then you asked the question I did.

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Speaker 3: But then it's gone okay. So my biggest concern though,

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Speaker 3: was as he was eating his first Tim Tam like amazingly,

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Speaker 3: my mum called him. My Mum's the one who likes

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Speaker 3: to watch his diet and whatnot, and I was getting

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Speaker 3: nervous that maybe he wasn't going to go for the

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Speaker 3: second tim tam, which was the gold tim Tam. Then

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Speaker 3: he announced that he wanted to go home because he

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Speaker 3: was feeling tired. So I was really stressed that the

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Speaker 3: whole thing was going to collapse because he wasn't going

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Speaker 3: to have a second tim tam. But that's where the

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Speaker 3: audio picks up.

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Speaker 1: Chip No, almost gotten me.

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Speaker 4: Not after a tim tam.

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Speaker 1: You'll get another phone call? My head off? What's the

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Speaker 1: last half at home? All right, we'll go to have

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Speaker 1: this final tim tam. I don't know about that. There's

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Speaker 1: two one be sure? Yeah, this is a tree, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I might just savor it. Delay might have passed five five,

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Speaker 1: and I sucked the COVID topic.

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Speaker 2: His fingers, La bang.

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Speaker 4: That whole chat.

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Speaker 3: He was holding the gold tim tail.

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Speaker 2: He was licking it.

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Speaker 4: He was sucking it, using his words, he was savoring it.

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Speaker 4: But because of the dark environment, it was still flicking.

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Speaker 4: The TV had no idea that he was swallowing a

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Speaker 4: gold tim tam. Heads will we could be bringing down

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Speaker 4: on its So.

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Speaker 3: Many people have swallowed gold tim tams.

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Speaker 2: Right, yes, let the class action begin, or you poor

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Speaker 2: old swallowing bastards hit us up because it begins now.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, so I haven't had this conversation

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Speaker 3: with Dad yet on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Hey Dad, Hello Audie.

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Speaker 3: So Dad, can you confirm that Tim tan that you

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Speaker 3: were absolutely devouring there? Did you have any idea that

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Speaker 3: that was gold?

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Speaker 2: No idea?

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Speaker 4: There you go.

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Speaker 1: So even I don't believe that it was gold.

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Speaker 3: Luckily you got video footage. We've got video footage, and

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Speaker 3: amazingly the video footage you can tell them because of

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Speaker 3: the flickering of the TV's gold.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Because I can recall you turned the lights off, which

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Speaker 1: I thought was a little bit weird.

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Speaker 4: I was quite comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Suddenly we're like as in a theater or something like that.

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Speaker 4: I thought that was all a bit strange.

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Speaker 1: But so it's quite possible you did something with the

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Speaker 1: packet and I wasn't paying attention.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. But again, Steve, you didn't. I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's why I was interested in your biting technique. You

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Speaker 2: didn't go for a one bite. You're not a two bite.

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Speaker 2: You're a You're a bit of a I'm.

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Speaker 1: Married to a dietitian. So this is this is sorry,

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Speaker 1: chuse the pun, this is gold.

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