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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I've told you the time I pressed the wrong button

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Speaker 2: in a Japanese toilet. We were in Japan. When you

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Speaker 2: travel can be binding, so it was it was a

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Speaker 2: few days was a few days worth. I hadn't been

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Speaker 2: to the loo, and you are regular as clow Well,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but on this whole people.

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Speaker 1: Here, you'll make time their lunch breaks to your movements.

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Speaker 2: They do stop.

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Speaker 1: O'clock time, their lunch breaks at time their day. It's

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Speaker 1: not the speaking clock doesn't exist anymore because you know.

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Speaker 2: You're overstating my regularity suggestive. On holidays, you know you

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Speaker 2: can get out of whack. So it's been three or

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Speaker 2: four days, and every time I was in the hotel,

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, come on, come on. But then there

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Speaker 2: I was at a shopping center when nature decided now's

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Speaker 2: the time, so I found my way to the loop.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever seen a Japanese toilet,

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Speaker 2: but there's no simple flush button. There's a thousand buttons

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Speaker 2: for the wash, a thousand buttons for music, for the

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Speaker 2: sound of running water, for this, for this, for this.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't find the flush, so I thought, well, what's

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Speaker 2: this button on the wall. So I pressed that button,

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Speaker 2: stand up and the toilet flushes automatically because I stood up,

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Speaker 2: and I thought, oh, well, that's how that works. But

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Speaker 2: what have I pressed on the wall. Next minute, ten

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Speaker 2: security guards with little batons running up the stairs towards

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Speaker 2: the toilet. I had pressed the security alert, they thought,

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Speaker 2: and probably they were right. They'd been a Sarreen gas attang.

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Speaker 2: As they raced towards the bathroom, I'd made my way

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Speaker 2: out of the cubicle by them, and when I saw

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Speaker 2: that they were all coming up the stairs. It was

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Speaker 2: in a shopping center, so I pretended I was just

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Speaker 2: looking at the candles as they all raced in to

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Speaker 2: face whatever was there.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda Morning