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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast That

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Speaker 2: shocks me.

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Speaker 3: That really does little boy, good boy, get your hands

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Speaker 3: out of my dishwasher.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 4: Welcome back to the show. Jack Post, not just Jack Post,

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Speaker 4: the dad father.

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Speaker 5: Post Father Post, Papa Post. Welcome back.

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Speaker 6: Great to see you guys. How are you?

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Speaker 5: How are you and how is Gordon? How is you

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Speaker 5: being anchor? Jack's baby some born nine days ago?

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Speaker 6: That's right, Yeah, I'm happy to report there both really well.

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Speaker 6: He got all these ticks. He's ticking all the boxes

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Speaker 6: for being healthy. He can hear, he can see.

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Speaker 4: He's kicking goals of being a baby. It's Ingland Gordon

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Speaker 4: and by the way, a great name.

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Speaker 6: Thank you. Yeah. So we were going for we wanted

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Speaker 6: to We were going for something classic, like when you

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Speaker 6: suggested Hank, I was like, that's right in the same street.

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Speaker 6: We want something that people know, but you wouldn't see

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Speaker 6: a lot of baby Hank.

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Speaker 5: It's a great Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And some of the midwives in the hospital told us

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Speaker 6: they've worked there for forty years and never had a baby.

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Speaker 5: Gordon, that's what you want to hear, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: You've got a random I guarantee how people will rip

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Speaker 4: off your Gordon a load of behind him.

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Speaker 6: Bring some Gordons into the world.

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Speaker 5: So tell us what happened on the big day?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I mean it's amazing. It was nineteen hours long,

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Speaker 6: so there's there was hell a.

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Speaker 5: Lot to get cliff Bars, did you get through it?

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Speaker 6: I really rated that snap pack that I the backpack

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Speaker 6: that I made. Bianca less so, but I was exhausted

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Speaker 6: by the end of it, So I can only imagine

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Speaker 6: how she felt. She did an outstanding job. Honestly, by

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Speaker 6: the end of the day, you guys were talking about

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Speaker 6: seeing your son or daughter for the first time, and

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Speaker 6: you really fall in love with them in that moment.

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Speaker 6: I couldn't believe how much more I fell in love.

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Speaker 5: With Biancha into witness, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: It's just honestly incredible.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what they go through and we're just you're just

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Speaker 6: Honest So she started about two o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 6: We were ready to go into the induck on Friday

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Speaker 6: and by the time I woke up at four o'clock.

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Speaker 6: She already had set up all the candles around the

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Speaker 5: Hang on a minute, what do you do for these

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Speaker 5: two mysterious hours?

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Speaker 6: I'm still asleep. What she didn't wake me up?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I guess she had a choice then,

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Speaker 6: Need a list.

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Speaker 4: Basically it just is you an uber driver.

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Speaker 6: So by the time I woke up, it was kind

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Speaker 6: of magical what she'd set up. The lights were all off,

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Speaker 6: the candles were set up around the bath.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 6: And then we did six hours laboring at home, and

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Speaker 6: then maybe what another fourteen almost at the hospital. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: thirteen at the hospital.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 4: And then so the magic moment? Which end were you?

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Speaker 4: I hope you were the magic lends you can see it.

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Speaker 6: I planned to be up at Bianker's end and just

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Speaker 4: It's not the business, and it's where the magic ammas,

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Speaker 4: where life. The miracle of birth.

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Speaker 6: When, because when it's happening, you actually think, well, I'm

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's surreal to watch him come out.

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Speaker 5: He was just an actual person comes out.

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Speaker 6: A person like you see he's looking like he already

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like they sort of reveal bit by bit.

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Speaker 4: Don't you see another arm and a leg and you're like.

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Speaker 6: And then he's a long baby as well, a tall baby.

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Speaker 6: So he kept there three years.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna bundy everyone else at nursery. Give me your

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Speaker 5: Baby here.

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Speaker 6: It's like a clown pulling get cheese out of his sleep.

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Speaker 6: He just honestly kept coming out because the videos we

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Speaker 6: and then they just pop out. Yes, he just kept like,

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Speaker 4: He is a beautiful little baby. We have to say,

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Speaker 6: Do you think he looks like me?

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Speaker 8: Definitely looks.

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Speaker 4: As soon as you shared a photo last week, you

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you and him that shocked me, honestly. So Bianca

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Speaker 6: couldn't believe how much I was looking at a miniature

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Speaker 5: Of how what did you feel? Did you feel? Slightly?

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Speaker 6: I didn't feel like you know, you guys talked about

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Speaker 6: that like the instant love thing. I didn't feel it.

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Speaker 6: I felt more relief that he came out safely and

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Speaker 6: he was all right. I felt immense joy and pride

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Speaker 6: for Bianca and that she was safe. And then it

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Speaker 6: more of a feeling of relief.

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Speaker 5: I must have taken you by the way when you

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Speaker 5: see someone that looks a bit like you in the world,

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Speaker 5: because if you walking on the street, it would take

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Speaker 5: your breath away right way when somebody comes out of

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Speaker 6: I actually, you know what, I sort of felt sorry

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Speaker 6: look like me like I did. Through high school and

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Speaker 6: have the difficulties I had with courting women through during

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Speaker 5: I didn't know you were courting women?

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Speaker 9: Wow?

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Speaker 6: Would he all the women that I wasn't courting during

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Speaker 6: high school? But it's sad that he looks too much.

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Speaker 5: Beautiful boy, you're a beautiful man. It's all good.

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, at the other end of the parenting's scale, Friday night,

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Speaker 4: it was my turn to have to stay out.

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Speaker 5: For my eldest ort to come home.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I don't go in the shift. Can you sit

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Speaker 6: an alarm and then wake up and like, what what?

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Speaker 6: What's their curve for you these days?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a very movable thing really.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, she came back in midnight because we've got

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Speaker 4: Live three sixty, I could see, you know, where the

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Speaker 4: the moment she got out the taxis my almost eighteenth,

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Speaker 6: That I think she was late and get tired.

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Speaker 4: what have you done? She was I've been dancing on

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Speaker 4: with She's got like this eight inch gash in her

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Speaker 4: plasters and dressings to her. I said, look, you know

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Speaker 4: your mum's going to be horrified. She's more, but this

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Speaker 4: is your first drinking injury. It's a badge of honor.

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Speaker 4: Everyone at some point that line has had a drinking injury.

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Speaker 6: We've all seen that table. I could dance up there

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Speaker 4: I remember a friend of mine ringing me one the

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Speaker 4: morning after a big night out and he said.

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Speaker 5: What the hell happened to me? I've just got a shower.

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Speaker 4: The whole left hand to my body is like really

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Speaker 4: heavily bruised and stuff like that. Do don't remember you've

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Speaker 4: got over by taxi. The driver wanted to take your hospital.

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Speaker 4: You said you were fined. You got hit by a

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Speaker 4: So we're going to kick off a brand new a

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Speaker 4: Z and this week's a to Z. We need the

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Speaker 4: countries that you've visited. Can we go through the entire

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Speaker 4: alphabet ticking off the countries that you have visited?

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Speaker 5: Jackie boy, where do you want to take us to?

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Speaker 6: First of all, as a young boy, I visited the

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Speaker 6: home of my grandparents, the Netherlands aka Holland, and I

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Speaker 5: Because Post is a Dutch name.

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Speaker 6: Is Post is a Dutch name? Yeah, fun fact about

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Speaker 6: the Dutch tallest nation in the world.

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Speaker 4: Well, I know this now with yourself and of course

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Speaker 4: young Gordon who sit for three good somber national anthem

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Speaker 4: to this. This is what I call your typical national anthem.

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Speaker 5: Good bit of brass going on, And there isn't the trumpet,

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Speaker 5: where you're taking us.

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Speaker 11: I'm taking you to Indonesia and the holiday isle of Bali.

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Speaker 5: This has got a bit more energy to it, hasn't it.

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Speaker 4: It's a good one to march too. I imagine a

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Speaker 8: I never heard that before.

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Speaker 5: And where do you go in Indonesia?

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Speaker 8: Semenyak is where we stayed or it was about two.

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Speaker 5: And a half and best we gorgeous.

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Speaker 11: It was very, very pretty and it's quite built up now.

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Speaker 11: But when we went the love God. You know how

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Speaker 11: you always do those touristy things when you go to

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Speaker 11: places like that, you have to go to Taylor. You

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Speaker 11: have to get some leather goods made.

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Speaker 5: I've never do you know what.

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Speaker 4: I've been lucky enough to travel all over the place,

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Speaker 4: but I've never had leather goods made.

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Speaker 5: Even when i was.

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Speaker 4: In Germany, the home of Laeda Hosen, a tailor. I've

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Speaker 4: never been to a tailor on a holiday. James Bonds, Oh.

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Speaker 8: No, it's a ride of passage.

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Speaker 11: You always get leather boots made in Bali. The craftsmanship

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Speaker 6: I would think.

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Speaker 5: I was going to go and get my leather boots, mate.

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Speaker 5: Or Evil something awful. Corse is not gonna look like Elvis.

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Speaker 4: The King didn't get his Vegas suits made in Indonesia.

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Speaker 5: Somewhere Indonesia? There's an il for Elvis suit for somebody.

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Speaker 4: So we're asking you what country have you visited? That

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Speaker 5: Visited so far? Jackie Bye on the whiteboard, we have I.

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Speaker 6: Have gifted Holland Patti's gifted Indonesia. Do you have one? Christian?

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Speaker 12: I do?

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Speaker 5: I will give you.

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Speaker 4: In the Caribbean, Barbados, beautiful Caribbean country that only has

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Speaker 4: It says, wet, all dry when it's very dry, it's

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Speaker 5: Then? And the The word Barbados is a Portuguese word.

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Speaker 4: It's derived from meaning bearded one where the sea meets

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Speaker 13: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good.

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Speaker 5: Morning, Barry. Do you have a good weekend?

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Speaker 10: That's quiet, easy going.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. And where have you been, Basa?

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Speaker 6: Do you look like me?

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Speaker 5: You should get your own travel show. I mean, wouldn't

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Speaker 4: There's been a lot of phone calls and more admin

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Speaker 7: But just just a beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for sharing that. You have a

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Speaker 5: good week.

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Speaker 15: Thank you, Christian and a great shame mate.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, and you thank you Wolfgang Christian here you

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Speaker 4: I'm good Wolf.

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Speaker 5: Where have you been, sir?

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Speaker 10: Little Oland?

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Speaker 13: Or we clear country called Tuvalu which used to be

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Speaker 5: You've got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 13: No, he's my brother in law. And when the Queen,

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Speaker 13: Thank you, take care we got here.

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Speaker 5: James. James is on the road already, James.

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Speaker 17: Good a Christian a gang.

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Speaker 7: Are you going here?

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Speaker 5: We're going James, welcome to the show. What country have

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Speaker 9: Where have you been been friend France?

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Speaker 17: Actually I started up in Paris and I kind of

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Speaker 5: It, great ideas. Sometimes.

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Speaker 17: That's it. It's like the swift, army knife of food.

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Speaker 17: Like you can put it with this pala.

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Speaker 9: You can put it with cheese.

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Speaker 6: Just like the French always have done with nat.

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Speaker 4: It's a self defense item as well for the crustier ones.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're trying to tick off the every letter of the

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy, where have we been so far?

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Speaker 18: So far?

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Speaker 6: Between ourselves and our listeners, we've been to Barbados, France, Holland, Indonesia,

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Speaker 5: All right, Stephen, where can you take us? Then? Where

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Speaker 5: have you been to? Stephen Morning?

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Speaker 12: Team, I have been to Zanzibar.

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Speaker 4: Well, we're just playing Freddie Mercury, a very famous son

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Speaker 5: You've got Freddy to do a new national and someone

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Speaker 5: who's around and what was Zanzibar like? What can you

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Speaker 5: share about your time in Zanzibar, Stephen.

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Speaker 9: Well, what happened is my colleague and a flue to Doris.

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Speaker 12: Salam, which is the capital of Tanzania for business, not

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Speaker 12: Yes, a little highland's about half our plane.

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Speaker 4: Flight right lovely, Thank you very much, Steven, So we

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Brie.

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Speaker 19: Good morning, Brie, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 10: How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good, Bri. Have we had a nice weekend actually

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Speaker 19: And we went to Austria.

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Speaker 4: Are you traveling around Europe? How come we went to Austria?

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Speaker 5: Brie?

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Speaker 19: Oh? We started in England to watch Liverpool play. Then

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Speaker 19: I actually thought the same thing. It's full of staircases.

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Speaker 4: amusement part come right, really.

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Speaker 19: Really, the only reason I wanted to go my partner

454
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Speaker 19: has been there before.

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Speaker 12: Wow.

456
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Speaker 5: Wait, wasn't enough of the salt mine?

457
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Speaker 13: Sorry?

458
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Speaker 5: Once? Was it enough to go to the salt mine?

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Speaker 5: Went again? That's incredible.

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Speaker 6: Did you get any samples? Like did you season your

461
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Speaker 6: food that night with salt from the World's older salt mine.

462
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Speaker 19: We came home with so much salt.

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Speaker 4: Not really, they got the gift shop other than salt salt.

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Speaker 10: Rubbers shakers.

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Speaker 19: Three.

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Speaker 5: That's a great one. Thank you very much. Jason. Good morning, Jason,

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Speaker 5: good morning.

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Speaker 14: How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm going to Jason, where have you been? Buddy?

470
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Speaker 14: Philippines?

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Speaker 5: Good national anthem? And what was the Philippines?

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Speaker 13: Like?

473
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Speaker 19: It was good?

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Speaker 14: And when need to get married?

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Speaker 4: Wow, we sound like you went there like it was

476
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Speaker 4: a tourist thing to do. So you can go to

477
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Speaker 4: salt mines and then you can get married. We can

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Speaker 4: arrange that at the front desk.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, basically the real I think you should go in

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Speaker 14: the Philippines as a place called the Mall of Asia.

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Speaker 12: The mall, Yeah, well it's.

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Speaker 14: One mile square of three stories high.

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Speaker 5: It sounds I'd rather go to the salt mines.

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Speaker 6: Intimidated exactly.

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Speaker 4: The last thing I would have on a holiday is

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Speaker 4: go to a mall. My wife would very much love

487
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Speaker 4: to go something holiday. She loves going shopping on holiday.

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Speaker 4: I can't think of anything worse but the Mall of Asia.

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Speaker 4: That's the place to go to, is it?

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Speaker 19: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Well I got lost and it took me three days

492
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Speaker 14: to finish the whole mall?

493
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Speaker 5: Was this part of the honeymoon now it was before

494
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Speaker 5: the winding?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Bucks Night, Wild Night to hangover five the mall

496
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Speaker 4: of Asia.

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Speaker 9: Well they've got to play a.

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Speaker 14: Pizza place named Shakey's and the slices of pizza bigger

499
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Speaker 14: than your.

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Speaker 5: Head, Jason.

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Speaker 4: It's a great way to sample a culture of a country,

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Speaker 4: isn't it by going to a mall and having a

503
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Speaker 4: pizza slice of size of your head? Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Well, the Philippines seemed to like a thing called cissig,

505
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Speaker 14: which is pregnant Tyeston. So I wasn't kind of king

506
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Speaker 14: for that?

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Speaker 5: All right? Stick to watch you know.

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Speaker 12: That?

509
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Speaker 5: Far amuck? Just a margarita piece, thank you, young man,

510
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Speaker 5: none of the local food. Let's go to get rid

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Speaker 5: of him. Let's go to Karen, Hi, guys, and have

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Speaker 5: you been.

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Speaker 10: I've been a few places, but Mauritius is one lovely Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I've been to Mauritius. Lovely place. Yeah. Lots of rum,

515
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Speaker 5: lots of rum, that's spice rum, yes.

516
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Speaker 4: And.

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Speaker 10: Lots of lying on the beach and lots of donough bits.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you just had the rum and then

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Speaker 4: just at slept on the beach.

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Speaker 5: Yes, dodo, we flight this extinct bird.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that native to uh to?

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Speaker 5: There? I think, yeah, the dodo, Yes.

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Speaker 10: There's there's statues and all sorts everywhere. And the other

524
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Speaker 10: thing they've been on is muddel boats, as in tall.

525
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Speaker 6: Ships, the ones in the inside of glass.

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Speaker 10: Inside the glass, but some of them are like two

527
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Speaker 10: or three meters long and a mid or too high.

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Speaker 19: They're huge over there.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, Caro didn't bring one high.

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Speaker 5: All right, Karen, thank you very much. You cool.

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Speaker 10: Thanks guys, Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the question you know Kyle's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Back on the show today rejoining us after paternity leave

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Speaker 4: is a new da Jack post.

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Speaker 6: Welcome back Jack, Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: Guys. How is father now? After? What is your son?

537
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Speaker 5: With a great name Gordon?

538
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Speaker 6: He's nine days old. The things I guess, the things

539
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Speaker 6: I thought were going to be hard are easy, and

540
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Speaker 6: the things I thought were going to be easier hard

541
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Speaker 6: So which which the nappies I thought was going to

542
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Speaker 6: be this huge monumental thing of like, you never want

543
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Speaker 6: to do the nappies. They're easy, they only take a

544
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Speaker 6: few seconds to do, and it's it's not even gross.

545
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Speaker 4: Don't you burne through a lot of them? Though, you

546
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Speaker 4: start to think, how can our environment? How are we

547
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Speaker 4: not all up to on neck and that piece around

548
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Speaker 4: the world?

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Speaker 5: Where are they all? You get through so many?

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Speaker 6: So many?

551
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Speaker 8: And are you going the disposables or the cloth?

552
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're going the disposables. I want a bunch on

553
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Speaker 6: this show. Remember last year the competition.

554
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Speaker 5: You'll need them.

555
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Speaker 4: You both through so many because I tell you, what

556
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Speaker 4: babies love to do is poop that nappy.

557
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and they wait until fresh ones.

558
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Speaker 5: On on purpose, then they do.

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Speaker 6: That little fun they know brand new ones in there.

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Speaker 6: Nappies are kind of found easy. The thing that was

561
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Speaker 6: that I wasn't ready for is the amount of time

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Speaker 6: spent trying to settle him down. Oh god, well, I

563
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Speaker 6: guess he doesn't do much right. He sleeps and he eats,

564
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Speaker 6: and if he's not doing either of those, he's complaining

565
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Speaker 6: about it. And it's that zo that is really differ.

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Speaker 5: What did you think a baby would way?

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Speaker 6: I thought there would be.

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Speaker 5: Like topping a ball with you in the first couple

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Speaker 5: of days or something.

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Speaker 6: I honestly thought there'd be a lot more giggling, like

571
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Speaker 6: tickling him, like pigaboo, and he's loving.

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Speaker 5: That will come the world at.

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Speaker 6: The moment, world's toughest crowd. He does not want any

574
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Speaker 6: of that. He's not interested at all.

575
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Speaker 5: They can barely hold their eyes open. Everything is an effort.

576
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Speaker 5: They can't even hold their head up right. They're all wobbly.

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Speaker 6: Putting them to sleep takes forever. I've done ten thousand

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Speaker 6: left of the house this week, just trying to make

579
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Speaker 6: bounce bounce, bounce, bounce. I didn't realize how much you

580
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Speaker 6: have to move as well. It doesn't mean just sit

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Speaker 6: in front of the TV and watch the footy. You've

582
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Speaker 6: got to keep moving or else.

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Speaker 5: I want to give Sarah break.

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Speaker 4: In the first couple of weeks because it was this relentless,

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Speaker 4: I would drive around with them in the car because

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Speaker 4: they would sleep, and then I get a dread seeing

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Speaker 4: a red light because they I'm sure they've got like

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Speaker 4: these spirit levels in them where if they stop or

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Speaker 4: you stop, or anything stops, they wake up. And then

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Speaker 4: a lot of times i'd get Ruby or Lois and

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Speaker 4: they'd be asleep in my arms.

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Speaker 5: You gently go and put them down, and that that

593
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Speaker 5: spirit level gets activated. Like what you're doing.

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Speaker 6: That transfer is the hardest thing because you spend the

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Speaker 6: hour walking around the house trying to get them to sleep,

596
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Speaker 6: and then you know you have to transfer them, doesn't it?

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Speaker 6: All your work can come undone in an instant with

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Speaker 6: those wide eyes going.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and then you're the lights have come on again.

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Speaker 4: What else have you learned? That it's NonStop?

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Speaker 6: Isn't Yeah, so he's actually sleeping kind of Well, it's

602
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Speaker 6: just his sleep patterns are still random at the moment,

603
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Speaker 6: so you never know if he's going to sleep well

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Speaker 6: in the day and then be awake all night. So

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Speaker 6: that's what's exhausting us is just been on hand walking

606
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Speaker 6: him around, trying to settle in bianchor is. I feel

607
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Speaker 6: sorry for her because he just wants to feed all

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Speaker 6: the time. We were saying this week that honestly, it

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Speaker 6: feels like you need four parents would be the ideal

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Speaker 6: number of parents to bring up a baby. Two to

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Speaker 6: do the day shift, two to do the night shift

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Speaker 6: together because it's too much for two people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mother and law kay to stay for a

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Speaker 4: couple of weeks for both of our daughters.

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Speaker 5: You need perhaps you need that extra help dad.

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Speaker 11: Mum two streets away, and yeah, even sometimes already had colleague,

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Speaker 11: and you know, you tried everything. You give her lavender buths.

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Speaker 11: You'd bounce through around and she'd just scream. We used

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Speaker 11: to call it witching our from like five at night

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Speaker 11: jack till five in the morning. Some night she'd just

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Speaker 11: scream she had colleague. And I'd get on the phone, Mum,

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Speaker 11: I don't know what I'm doing wrong, and she'd come

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Speaker 11: up nurser for five seconds and she'd stop. Moms just

624
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Speaker 11: have the knack of knowing what to do.

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Speaker 6: I found that with Actually, any visitor that we've had

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Speaker 6: picks him up and he goes he pretends he's the

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Speaker 6: world's most relaxed.

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Speaker 5: I should do my head.

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Speaker 4: Off the street and I'm like, show me I've been

630
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Speaker 4: doing that, and then give it me, give it me,

631
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Speaker 4: and they just do some sort of voodoo that they've

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Speaker 4: got the older generation and.

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Speaker 6: They do something, and then the people visiting go all right,

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Speaker 6: goodbye and settled. Now, the door closes, the car starts,

635
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Speaker 6: and he goes back to normal.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Patsy, how was your weekend?

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Speaker 8: I had a.

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Speaker 11: Great weekend and it culminated last night. The love God said,

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Speaker 11: you know, what big week ahead. I'm going to run

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Speaker 11: you a nice, hot, warm bath, bubble bath about six

642
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Speaker 11: last night, and I thought, oh, this will be good,

643
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Speaker 11: you know, like half an hour just to myself. No disruptions,

644
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Speaker 11: no mum wears this, what are we doing for dinner?

645
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Speaker 8: Just my time.

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Speaker 11: So the scene was set, bath was run. He poured

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Speaker 11: me a beautiful glass of wine, lit the candles, and

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Speaker 11: just as I was sinking my shoulders into the abyss

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Speaker 11: of the bubbles and hot water, our lovely neighbor next

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Speaker 11: door decided to fire up the hedge trimmer right at

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Speaker 11: the same time.

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Speaker 5: You should have set hours for that set hours.

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Speaker 11: Who does that at six on a Sunday night.

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Speaker 8: I've got to ask you. Have you got the audio?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So our journalists here Patsy recorded this, have a listened

657
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Speaker 4: to this. There's two things. One that noise just goes

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Speaker 4: through everything of a hedge trim it. It's awful. The

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Speaker 4: other thing I'm hearing here is maybe it's a new

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Speaker 4: feature on a Monday. What's Patsy listening to in the bath?

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Speaker 5: Is this? Enya?

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Speaker 4: It is?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god? Can I hear or no coflow sailing away?

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Speaker 12: I reckon?

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Speaker 4: This is a new features Pauly.

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Speaker 5: This is so he's in the bathroom.

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Speaker 11: It's yes, so there's our bathroom. I had the window

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Speaker 11: open because it can get quite hot in the bath

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Speaker 11: you know, you have to have like intervals. Sometimes you

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Speaker 11: have to like sit up because it's too hot.

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Speaker 6: I always put the bathway.

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Speaker 4: I can't in bother for it to cool down like

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Speaker 4: I'm getting and my legs are bright red like scolded yourself.

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Speaker 6: I always end up throwing my legs on the outside

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Speaker 6: of it starts.

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Speaker 5: To feel very sweaty and sick.

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Speaker 8: So it's just like a little bit of your torso

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Speaker 8: actually in the bar.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: So I had the window open and he was. He

681
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Speaker 11: was trimming his hedges, which go right along the fence

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Speaker 11: line like maybe two meters.

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Speaker 4: And for someone like you, you are, I'm guessing a

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Speaker 4: patrol of the fence line. It's all about incursions, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: You know, border disputes. I bet you're a real patrol

686
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Speaker 4: of that.

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Speaker 8: That fence line does that at six o'clock on a

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Speaker 8: Sunday night, he ruined. He ruined my nua and my peace.

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Speaker 11: So that was the bath very quickly lived. And I

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Speaker 11: also got a new toy that I'm very excited about it.

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Speaker 11: The weekend went to Bunnings yesterday. I wanted one for

692
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Speaker 11: a while and I finally gifted myself a Cartier window cleaner.

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Speaker 6: Well they're noisy in themselves. It's like you're trying to

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Speaker 6: get back at your name.

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Speaker 4: Why don't you have a Yeah, you could have an

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Speaker 4: orchestra together of very noisy appliances.

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Speaker 5: They're amazing, aren't they.

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Speaker 8: This thing is a life change to Jack. Have you

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Speaker 8: got one?

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Speaker 6: It's a window clean This actually is fun. We borrowed

701
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Speaker 6: my parents one recently and it's amazing what it can

702
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Speaker 6: take off the walls.

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Speaker 8: I know, it's got.

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Speaker 11: Like like it sucks off all that, all the scum.

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Speaker 8: It's it's brilliant.

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Speaker 5: We got one two years ago and you know many

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Speaker 5: times we've used it once.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, because once you've had the initial bit of

709
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Speaker 4: fun with because it's actually is really really hard work.

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Speaker 5: I guarantee you'll only use it once this.

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Speaker 8: Year, Patsy because a dog, you know, on that window.

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Speaker 11: He's got all these snotters, these dog snotters alon on

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Speaker 11: the windows.

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Speaker 5: No, Chris, is it rubbing himself?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: Look, Christian no Connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how many people because whenever you see survey,

718
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Speaker 4: I always see the number one thing that people fear

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Speaker 4: is public speaking. And on Friday after the show Wonderful

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Speaker 4: Team member mail Is, a producer on this show, said

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Speaker 4: to me, oh, you know, can we have a chat

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Speaker 4: this week and we have a coffee. I'm thinking about

723
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Speaker 4: stand up comedy. I went, yeah, I'm happy to have

724
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Speaker 4: that chat. I said, what are you worried about? She said, Oh, look,

725
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Speaker 4: the thing that I'm really worried about is being heckled.

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Speaker 4: That I'd be so fragile and so nervous that could

727
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Speaker 4: just destroy me. I went, I think that's what stops

728
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Speaker 4: a lot of people just giving it a go. I said,

729
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Speaker 4: what about then, if, I said, one of theo's other

730
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Speaker 4: people who may be listen to the show that want

731
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Speaker 4: to try something Night's stand up comedy, even if it's

732
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Speaker 4: just once, to see what's it like to do something

733
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Speaker 4: like that? And I said, what about if I hosted

734
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Speaker 4: it and we hide like a room above a pub

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Speaker 4: or got a small comedy club where there was only

736
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Speaker 4: one golden rule.

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Speaker 6: There's no heckling, No hecklers let it's like bumpers unbowling.

738
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Speaker 4: Can't go in the gun, there's no heckling, so it

739
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Speaker 4: is literally a very supportive crowd who respect. Actually what

740
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Speaker 4: you're doing is a huge leap, you know, just walking

741
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Speaker 4: out there to do some of that is the heartlest part,

742
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Speaker 4: to be honest, because you're walking out there alone and

743
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Speaker 4: you've got authors kind of thoughts like what if it

744
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Speaker 4: doesn't go very well? What if they just don't like me.

745
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Speaker 4: You've probably been to a comedy night where you see

746
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Speaker 4: an audience just decide they don't like a very good comedian.

747
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Speaker 6: And once an audience goes old, they're gone seriously.

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Speaker 4: On any like mixed bill of like a chouity night,

749
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Speaker 4: when there's like seven or eight comedians, you all know

750
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Speaker 4: one of you will have to eat one, right, You

751
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 4: just know that it's the law. One of you has

752
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Speaker 4: to eat one, okay, Which is why I always demand

753
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Speaker 4: to go on early on because I think the audience

754
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Speaker 4: are in a bad mood once they've seen a couple.

755
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Speaker 4: If you try to make them laugh, they just feel

756
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Speaker 4: their power and well, you can't all come out here

757
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Speaker 4: and expect there's going to go. Well, what if you

758
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Speaker 4: will have to die?

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Speaker 6: And one of the darkest moments I've ever seen you

760
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Speaker 6: in was night after you did like a free comedy night.

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Speaker 4: For Comege students. Yeah, it was horrendous. It was just horrendous.

762
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Speaker 4: So here's what I'm thinking then, I don't know if

763
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Speaker 4: there are many of you that would actually love to

764
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Speaker 4: give it a go. If it was a night that

765
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Speaker 4: I would host it, we'd hire our own little venue.

766
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Speaker 4: And seriously, I mean, it's a safe space for you

767
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Speaker 4: to do this, Okay, Well, we all respect you're doing

768
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Speaker 4: something really for a lot of people. You know, there's

769
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Speaker 4: most people don't do it, which is why stand up

770
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Speaker 4: comedians are some of the most popular entertainers in the world.

771
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Speaker 4: You know, we've got Chris Rock coming here and hopefully

772
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Speaker 4: your other at International Comedians and the Comedy Festival here.

773
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Speaker 5: Whether it's local.

774
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Speaker 4: Australian comedians or international ones, there's a reason why stand

775
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Speaker 4: up is huge. The biggest shows on Netflix are stand

776
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Speaker 4: up comedy specials. Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan.

777
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Speaker 4: We respect what they can do and as someone who's

778
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Speaker 4: been doing stirn up for twenty years, it's an amazing

779
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Speaker 4: thing to do. And I guarantee all we need to

780
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Speaker 4: do is this, like two three minutes. Just tell a story.

781
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Speaker 4: Everyone's got at least one good story in them. We

782
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Speaker 4: hear them when you call in every day. I guarantee

783
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Speaker 4: what you will fail afterwards is life changing.

784
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Speaker 5: It is an incredible feeling.

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Speaker 4: Afterwards, It's like you've gone through something that you were

786
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Speaker 4: terrified and it didn't destroy you. You've done it before,

787
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Speaker 4: you've done live stuff before.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and it is terrified before you do it is terrifying.

789
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Speaker 6: I remember I did it shut the Melvin Comedy Festival

790
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Speaker 6: maybe six years ago now, and I spent so much

791
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Speaker 6: time and effort putting all this work into it because

792
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Speaker 6: I was terrified of exactly that, of people not laughing.

793
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Speaker 6: And after it, when you hear people laugh at stuff

794
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Speaker 6: you've written, it's an amazing feeling and you'll float for

795
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Speaker 6: weeks afterwards.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I couldn't recommend if you're just slightly curious, Okay,

797
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Speaker 5: just be that right now and call and say I'm interested.

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Speaker 5: We're not going to demand you do it, but if

799
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Speaker 5: you are interested in doing a spot there on our

800
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Speaker 5: own startup comedy nightline, I producer Mal who's never done

801
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Speaker 5: it before. Whether you're a teenager a grandparent, it doesn't

802
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Speaker 5: matter you know, sometimes I always think there are so

803
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Speaker 5: many people in life who never get to do what

804
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Speaker 5: they secretly would love to do.

805
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Speaker 4: Because they're frightened. There is so much fear in our lives.

806
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Speaker 4: I always think it's a real sad thing, actually, because

807
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Speaker 4: you might as well give it a go.

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Speaker 5: You just don't know.

809
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Speaker 4: And also, do you know what you will have no

810
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Speaker 4: matter how it goes right? You'll have a story to

811
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Speaker 4: tell someone you know. And actually, our stories, when we

812
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 4: don't have them, are what make us alive as a person.

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Speaker 5: You know, we are a result the stories we have.

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Speaker 5: So I urge you, if you're just.

815
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Speaker 4: A tiny bit a tiny bit interested, call me now

816
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Speaker 4: and they see what else we can get you to do.

817
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 4: Who would like to try stand up comedy?

818
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Speaker 5: Give it a go?

819
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Speaker 1: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.

820
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Speaker 4: Be honest with me, be honest with yourself. Have you

821
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Speaker 4: secretly maybe you have even told another human being? Have

822
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Speaker 4: you secretly thought, you know what? I'd love to give

823
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Speaker 4: stand up comedy a go? But then even this thinking

824
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Speaker 4: that is, I can't. I can't What if they heckled,

825
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Speaker 4: what if they don't like me? I urge you if

826
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 4: you've just had a thought and it's probably been there

827
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Speaker 4: a couple of times.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you've seen a stand up special. I think, do

829
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Speaker 5: you know what?

830
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Speaker 4: I'd love to do something like that in your own way.

831
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Speaker 4: Please give us a call this morning, nine four one

832
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Speaker 4: oh four to three. I'd love to do a night

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Speaker 4: where you actually got to give it a go. I

834
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Speaker 4: think you would. I guarantee this. I can't guarantee how

835
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Speaker 4: it's going to go, but I will say this. You

836
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 4: will feel differently about your life the moment you come

837
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Speaker 4: off there, because actually, whatever you do, whatever your fears are,

838
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Speaker 4: when you do go through them, which is what most

839
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 4: of us spend all of our lives working really hard

840
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Speaker 4: not to go through them, you will it changes you.

841
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Speaker 4: It just it does. It rewires you, It just shows

842
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 4: what you can do. You will feel stronger and larger

843
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 4: coming through it. I got into stand up very young.

844
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Speaker 4: I was doing gigs when I was eighteen, and then

845
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Speaker 4: when radio happened for me, I kind of stopped. And

846
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Speaker 4: then I didn't do stand up for about twenty years,

847
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Speaker 4: to be really honest, because of stage fright. And then

848
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Speaker 4: I had this amazing experience once this woman, she literally

849
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Speaker 4: changed my life. I was just about to turn forty

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Speaker 4: and I was chatting to a woman just in a

851
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Speaker 4: cafe and sometimes you can have an amazing conversation with

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Speaker 4: a complete stranger.

853
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Speaker 5: And he wondered what he meant to be there today.

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Speaker 4: So you know, I'm overthinking, like turning forty and my god,

855
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Speaker 4: I'm halfway dead, you know the best my best year

856
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Speaker 4: is over, and stuff like this. And I got talked

857
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Speaker 4: to her when she is a bereavement counselor and she

858
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Speaker 4: doesn't just help people who've lost somebody. She's there when

859
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Speaker 4: people are dying, right, that's her job, been doing it

860
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 4: twenty years. What an amazing thing she was in her seventies.

861
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Speaker 4: And I said, oh my god, what is that? Like?

862
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Speaker 5: She goes, what's really sad about.

863
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Speaker 4: It is actually the amount of people who die with regret.

864
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Speaker 4: She said, well, all they do is they wish they

865
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Speaker 4: hadn't had so much fear in their life. And she

866
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Speaker 4: said this amazing line. I remember writing it down. She

867
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Speaker 4: said that cemeteries are full of people who've got dreams

868
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Speaker 4: and hopes that they never got to give a chance to.

869
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Speaker 4: I remember thinking, do you know what, I'm going to

870
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Speaker 4: go back to stand up? And I did, and it

871
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Speaker 4: was terrifying, but it was one of the best things

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Speaker 4: I know that. Actually, I don't think I've had the

873
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Speaker 4: confidence to come to Australia if I hadn't got back

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Speaker 4: into stand up. I had to sort of prove something

875
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Speaker 4: to myself, to show myself that you are still a

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Speaker 4: live and actually even though you can be really really

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Speaker 4: frightened of doing something. And the reason why if you

878
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Speaker 4: ever hear stanleup comedians talk, they talk about killing and

879
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Speaker 4: dying because actually that's what people fail. I will die,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it would Mel even said this to me,

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Speaker 4: if I got heckled, it would kill me.

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Speaker 5: I went insteady on, I.

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Speaker 6: Probably won't kill it.

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Speaker 5: You will live through it.

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Speaker 4: All great comedians still have to eat one sometimes, but

886
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Speaker 4: that's how we talk to stand ups talk like that.

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Speaker 4: They go, I killed tonight, you know, died on my backside.

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Speaker 4: It's always that very sort of polarity. It's either you're

889
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Speaker 4: either winning or you're dying. But you don't need to

890
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Speaker 4: turn it into that. So if you are interested, I'm

891
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Speaker 4: serious about this, I will host tonight were our own

892
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Speaker 4: little venue.

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Speaker 5: The Golden rule. There's no heckling.

894
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 4: Okay, generous crowd, Yeah, people will respect what you're doing.

895
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 5: Give it a go.

896
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 4: You've only got to do. I think we'll just give

897
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 4: you just do two or three minutes. You don't need

898
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 4: to do any more like that. We will give you

899
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 4: how with what is called your set, what you're going

900
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 4: to do up there? And I guarantee if I was

901
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 4: to chat to any of you within five minutes, I

902
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 4: think something would come out of that conversation.

903
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 5: That's what you should talk about. All right.

904
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I don't even know how many

905
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 4: of you are interested? Nine four one four one o

906
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 4: four three Clive, good, I here you going, Clive, So

907
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 4: you're interested? You've thought about being a standup comedian or

908
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 4: giving it a go.

909
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 7: Many times, but I've just been too nervous to put

910
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 7: myself out there.

911
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 5: Great, So would you be up for getting involved in

912
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 5: this if we if we go ahead with it?

913
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, one hundred percent. It sounds sounds like a big,

914
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 7: good opportunity to try it out.

915
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 5: And what is your number one? You're so hesitant? Clive?

916
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 5: I get it. I get it, Clive just.

917
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 7: Going up there and like bombing out, But.

918
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 4: You don't know if you're going to bomb out Already?

919
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 4: You think about something you really want to do and

920
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 4: it going really badly. It's like saying I won't get

921
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 4: on a plane. It will smash into a mountain. It's

922
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 4: like it probably won't.

923
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 5: It's more likely not to smash the money. You don't

924
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 5: know how it's going to go.

925
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 7: No, But it's that little voice in your head saying like, no,

926
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 7: I don't, You're going to No one's going to laugh.

927
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 7: It's going to be.

928
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 5: It's true, isn't it.

929
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 4: The worst heckling you have have in life is actually

930
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 4: from yourself, as as it is the amount of.

931
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 5: Tising you can't do that.

932
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 4: You're now that funny you got really badly, Clive, I

933
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 4: tell you what I really respect to thank you very

934
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 4: much even giving this a call and saying that you're interested.

935
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Speaker 5: Okay, well done, even doing that. No worries to Clive

936
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 5: tamber this. When you are watching comedians, right, like really

937
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 5: good standard commedians. Who are your favorites.

938
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Speaker 7: I like Jim Jeffries, standard, Ricky Gervais, Kevin har I

939
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 7: like a lot of them.

940
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 16: Let's just.

941
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 7: Probably I don't know who my favorite is.

942
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 4: But when you're watching them and obviously gets you excited,

943
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 4: you're not just watching it like most people. You're watching

944
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 4: it and you're thinking I'd love to give that a

945
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 4: girl or do something like that, right.

946
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I always think about what said I would do,

947
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 7: or like what stories I would tell Alf to watch

948
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 7: it exactly?

949
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,439
Speaker 5: Who should this? Yeah, you're not just watching it, you're

950
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 5: imagining it.

951
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 4: I think there is an inner stand up comedian that

952
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 4: wants to come out and give it a go.

953
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 7: Definitely, Clive, definitely definitely see you want went.

954
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 5: Into it now you warm it into it. I can

955
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 5: see you. Yeah, you know your your fears going away

956
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 5: and the passion's coming up.

957
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 7: Well, I wanted to try to get into it earlier.

958
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 7: I've been on the show before for the sock slade.

959
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 7: I'm proude.

960
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 6: Speaking.

961
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 5: That's how you got your first you.

962
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 7: Know out there honestly, apart from eighty year olds havingy

963
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 7: class you know click. Yeah, I wanted to like ask

964
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 7: someone about getting into it then, but I was like, no,

965
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 7: I can't.

966
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 5: Let's do.

967
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 7: They don't want to talk to me. I'm just some listener.

968
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 5: Listen, I'm gonna be honest.

969
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 4: We had eyes on that and we were so worried

970
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 4: that someone was going to go out a second floor

971
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 4: window because of the HS.

972
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 5: Do you remember that.

973
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 7: Except you left the fire hose in the way.

974
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 4: Yes we did, all right, Clive, We'll leave it there

975
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 4: for now, but thank.

976
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 5: You very much to give us a call.

977
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, no worries, it's going.

978
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 4: To work, Jason, Jason from Warning Christian. Yeah, I'm good,

979
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 4: So stand up your fancy giving it a go.

980
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, I mean I've done a lot of karaoke

981
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 16: and my wife tolds me on funny. Everybody I know

982
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 16: TODs on funny, but it's just the whole nerves and

983
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 16: what here fort here for if and never get around

984
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 16: to it. And then had a friend who who passed

985
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 16: away unexpectedly at thirty eight, though you know what lost short?

986
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 16: What's the worst I can have in their laugh? I

987
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 16: don't know those people because so yes, I want to

988
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 16: give it a crack.

989
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 4: Brilliant Jason. I'm very sorry to hear about your friend

990
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 4: Diane as well.

991
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 16: Yeah, I was very unexpected.

992
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 4: But anyway you can do, you can honor his passing

993
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 4: by you living your life and using the privilege that

994
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 4: you've got. We all haven't been alive to do something

995
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 4: with it. So Jason, I will just say one thing.

996
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 4: Don't ever say to me again you've done karaoke and

997
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 4: therefore equal static comedy that is reading now other people's

998
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 4: and singing.

999
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 5: Other people's song lyrics, two very different. Well, yes, yeah,

1000
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 5: pick your comedians routine.

1001
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 4: I'm going to do a Chris Rock routine right now,

1002
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 4: like Michael Scott in the office. Jason, stay there for now, Jason,

1003
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: thank you very much for us a call buddy, Sarah.

1004
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 4: Good morning, Sarah, morning, Christian.

1005
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 20: How are you going?

1006
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 5: I'm good, Sarah. I'm very excited to hear from you.

1007
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for trusting us.

1008
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 7: First of all, Oh my god, I was so scared

1009
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 7: to call.

1010
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 5: But you're doing it. You're on air now, So tell

1011
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 5: me about stand up in you?

1012
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 20: So my I don't know if I'm particularly funny. My

1013
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 20: life is funny. So my life is essentially one massive

1014
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 20: episode of modern family that I cannot escape.

1015
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 5: Brilliant, Well, you've got a lot to write here today.

1016
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 12: I was.

1017
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 14: I was, Yeah, And have you.

1018
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 4: Done any live performing before us? Is something you've always

1019
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 4: thought you'd like to try?

1020
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 20: Look like, Jason, I'm going to karaoke. I've stung once,

1021
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 20: but no, this is something that I never really thought

1022
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 20: that I could do, because I'm not sure if people

1023
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 20: will laugh with me or at me.

1024
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 5: Laugh, anybody cares?

1025
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,439
Speaker 20: Wow, pretty much?

1026
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 5: All right, Sarah, we gotta go. Okay, thank you very

1027
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 5: much to give us a call.

1028
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 19: Thank you.

1029
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 5: All right, Let's take one more. Let's get Craig in.

1030
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 5: Craig Yo, yo, Craig, you and stand up.

1031
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 9: Yes, I want to have a crack. It's something I've

1032
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 9: been thinking about my whole life. Actually, next my grandmother

1033
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 9: even said to me when I was a teenager, you know,

1034
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 9: if she could winter so, she'd put me through acting school.

1035
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 9: So I both let fates direct my life. And so

1036
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 9: I've had a crack at you know, acting. I'll spent

1037
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 9: over a thousand bucks trying to get into radio, but

1038
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 9: it's not meant to be. It's not meant to be.

1039
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 9: But I think now is the time.

1040
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 4: Okay, would you say you spent a thousand dollars trying

1041
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 4: to get into radio.

1042
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 5: I didn't know money could get you into it.

1043
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 9: I went to the Victorian School of Radio and you know,

1044
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 9: I did him up there, and then.

1045
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy did a week.

1046
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, but it seems to be a very clique industry

1047
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 9: and it's not what you know, it's you know.

1048
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 5: Well, maybe, h Craig, what do you do for a living.

1049
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 9: I'm a truck driver at the moment, so this is

1050
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 9: probably my forty fifth occupation.

1051
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 5: You for real, what you've had over forty jobs?

1052
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 9: Yeah? Man, not like just like job to job day,

1053
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 9: from working in a kitchen to driving a crane, to

1054
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 9: being a deckhand on a scollop draw in the middle

1055
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 9: of the best straight to being a seer. From you

1056
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 9: union organizer, this is.

1057
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 4: What your set should be. I mean, I never met

1058
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 4: anyone who's had that many jobs. Have you left or

1059
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 4: they kicked you out?

1060
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 9: They've kicked me out talking about that.

1061
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 5: It's the most man in the world story. Possibly are

1062
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 5: you laughing? How can you be fired from that many jobs?

1063
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 9: I just enjoy life too much and I am a

1064
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 9: bit of a.

1065
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 5: Laray I enjoying love.

1066
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 4: He's still going to be grown up and do the

1067
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 4: job you do a clown running the cranes.

1068
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 9: But you know, there's always there's always, there's always work around,

1069
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 9: you know, if you're willing to have a bit of

1070
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 9: a crack, you know you can't get hung up one.

1071
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 6: That's what we want from our crane drivers. Just giving

1072
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 6: it a crack, a bit of a surgeon with a laugh.

1073
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 9: It's ignited my passion. Last week I wrote the Carlton

1074
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 9: song for your for.

1075
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 5: The Blues one that was very very funny.

1076
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, so this is it. I'm this. I'm launching it

1077
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 9: from here, whether it through you guys or not.

1078
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 5: But yeah, arm on your ambition.

1079
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 9: I'm on. Let's do this.

1080
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 5: All right, great, thank you very much, We've got your details.

1081
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 4: Good on.

1082
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 5: Thanks. Listen, all right, listen, we've got to go. We

1083
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 5: got the news and I didn't know this many of

1084
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 5: you would be up for this.

1085
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 4: And I can see there are more people calling in.

1086
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 4: We're going to leave it there for now. We'll come

1087
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 4: back to this tomorrow. In the meantime, if you want

1088
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 4: to drop me a line, you can email me today.

1089
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 4: That's probably the easiest way to do it. I really

1090
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,479
Speaker 4: would love to find a teenager who's interested in giving

1091
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: it a go. I really love to find someone who

1092
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 4: is a teenager and really interested, possibly in stand up comedian.

1093
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 4: Email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au. Do

1094
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 4: not email me, please on somebody else's behalf if they're not.

1095
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 4: If you're not gonna email me, you're not going to

1096
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 4: be part of this. So you email. Don't wait for

1097
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 4: somebody else.

1098
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 5: To do it.

1099
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 4: Okay, you heard what one of the guys said about

1100
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 4: how sudden life can be. In sure we've seen this

1101
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 4: with Shane warn You know, use your time while you're here, do.

1102
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 5: Something, have a story about it.

1103
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1104
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 4: I know right now where in the middle of the

1105
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 4: school run teenagers reluctant listeners to this show. If any

1106
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 4: of you have ever thought that you'd love to give

1107
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 4: stand up comedy ago, please email me. Do not get

1108
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 4: your mommy or daddy to do it. You can email me. Okay,

1109
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 4: you know how to use the phone, use it for

1110
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 4: good future. Well, thank me seriously. If you're just a

1111
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 4: bit interested in stand up comedy, I'm going to be

1112
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Speaker 4: hosting a night. I've just booked an act. Are we

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Speaker 4: allowed to announce you now?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, go for it.

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Speaker 5: I loved I just said to Jack.

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00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 4: On the song and said, hey, you know, do you

1117
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 4: want to do a bit up there as well? And

1118
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 4: Jackie Boys said I'd love to. So Jack's going to

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00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 4: do a bit as well.

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Speaker 5: I will come and join us.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to host a night for people have always

1122
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 4: wanted to do stand up comedy, and it's going to

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00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 4: be a generous crowd, and that the golden rule is

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00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 4: no heckling. So the reason when I'm saying this in

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Speaker 4: the school one is I bet you I really would

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Speaker 4: love to put someone on who is a teenager who's

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00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 4: interested in this. Even if you think about being a

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Speaker 4: comedy writer, most great sitcoms and comedy writers are people

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00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 4: who have tried. Most of these Simpsons writers have all

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00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 4: people who tried stand up comedy. Didn't go on to

1131
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,479
Speaker 4: become big comedience, but they realized that they could really

1132
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 4: write really well. So maybe your destiny as as a

1133
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 4: comedy writer. Maybe is this something you're going to do

1134
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 4: as a career or vocation life, or you just want

1135
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 4: to give it a go. But teenagers, if you really

1136
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 4: would love to give stand up comedy a go, we

1137
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 4: will look after you. We'll help you with what you're

1138
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 4: going to say, give you and coaching. Please email me

1139
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 4: today Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot AU. Mums and dads,

1140
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 4: I will delete any email I get from pushy parents.

1141
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 5: I'm not interested.

1142
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 8: It's just another Misshardman day.

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00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right, this week's misheard lyrics.

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Speaker 5: Everybody on the show, then we're your home.

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00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 4: If your misheard lyrics when we play them back, if

1146
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 4: we agree, you're here this.

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Speaker 5: If not, and for the Great Ones Teslas Hall of Favor.

1148
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 4: Previously last week on the show Too Hall of Famers,

1149
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 4: listener Baden believe that Britney spears in Hit Me Baby

1150
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 4: one More time was saying his name repeatedly, O Baden Baden.

1151
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 5: He was right, Big John. I know you were all

1152
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 5: from fraternity to leave last week.

1153
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 4: This is very much your kind of humor cold heart

1154
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 4: by Elton John and Jua Lipa.

1155
00:49:53,480 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 5: Well, I farted but kept it in. That's the standard that.

1156
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 4: Goes into the Hall of Favor. Johnny part will not

1157
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 4: turned down this invite to the Hall of Fame. All right,

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Speaker 4: let's get into the brand new ones. Wendy sellings E Rhythmics.

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Speaker 4: Would I lie to you the biggest fake?

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Speaker 5: That much is true, biggest se or is it I

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Speaker 5: figure skate That much is true?

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Speaker 4: Biggest Yeah, I'm here figure skating in there.

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Speaker 7: Biggest see.

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Speaker 5: Wendy, Mark Christian the team.

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Speaker 4: I have a misheard for the New Dad Green Day,

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Speaker 4: Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Sometimes I wish someone out there

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Speaker 4: will find me where.

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Speaker 12: Or is it?

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Speaker 4: According to Mark, sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me.

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Speaker 13: So sad.

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Speaker 4: That is a brilliant one, that is Yeah, I wish

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00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 4: someone would pillow fight me. Yeah, Marco, I'm going to

1173
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 4: get that all of favor, Lily Currie by mister mister Curry.

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00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 4: A laison down the road that I must travel? Or

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00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 4: is it carry a laser down that road that I

1176
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 4: must travel?

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Speaker 5: Crystal clear? Crystal clear?

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00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 4: Maybe he's got a laser printer with him. Jimmy who

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00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 4: is nine, and Laura, who is twelve. I got this

1180
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 4: one from Jack and Diane John Cougar Mellencamp. Long after

1181
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 4: the thrill of living is gone?

1182
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 6: Long after of living is gone?

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00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 5: Or is it long after thrill of living? In a scorn?

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00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:57,240
Speaker 2: Long after the living is gone?

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00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 5: It's soft, isn't it? Patsy? You're right, it's borderline. What

1186
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 5: do we do long after of living?

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Speaker 6: Give it?

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00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 5: We got it? Yeah, yeah, sir, Jimmy and Lord, you can't.

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00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 6: You can't. Just that's like giving a kid an award

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00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 6: for just persis.

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00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 8: I don't give it to him. I reckon it's deserving.

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00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 4: This new Daddy's pretty harsh.

1193
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 5: Have we got here?

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00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 4: Carolin Taylor, Leanne Rhymes. Can't fight the moonlight. You try

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00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 4: to resist, try and hide from my kids?

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00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:38,959
Speaker 5: You or is it? You can try to resist, try

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00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 5: to hide from my kids. Now that is a hall

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00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 5: of famer.

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Speaker 4: You can try to resist, try to hide from my kids.

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00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 4: Well done, counting Taylor and finally hell Smith.

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00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 5: Christian I watch.

1202
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Speaker 4: Love actually every year, same and always get hungry when

1203
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 4: I hear a particular part of Otis Redding's rendition of

1204
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 4: white Christmas. May your days, May your days.

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Speaker 9: You got it.

1206
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 5: Mayonnaise, mayonnaise.

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Speaker 4: This is a brilliant one. Yes, that is a hall

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Speaker 4: of aament. Well down to hell Smith, Otis Redding. He's

1209
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:40,280
Speaker 4: crying out for mayonnaise. Hell Smith, come on in hall

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Speaker 4: of favor. So many ones this week. Thank you very

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Speaker 4: much for all your emails and your contributions. As always,

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00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 4: when you hear them on we hear them, email them

1213
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 4: to me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 4: Carl B.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.

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00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 4: Late Lakes the part of your home your emails, I said,

1217
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 4: bringing up to speak Jackie Boy about the dishwasher stuff

1218
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 4: we had last week on the show, and I mean

1219
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 4: it over the weekend. I was in the pubs Saturday night,

1220
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 4: but a couple of fellow dads dad's not out does

1221
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 4: go wild and someone just walked past our table, looked

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00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 4: over at me and went, you're wrong, all right. And

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Speaker 4: all I'm thinking is there are so many things You're

1224
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 4: going to have to narrow that down, which's part of

1225
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 4: wrong this time, is it?

1226
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 5: So I said, God, watch your name and came back over.

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Speaker 4: He went about the about the dishwasher, and around that

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Speaker 4: you start talking about the you have to rinse, and

1229
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Speaker 4: I'm a raw As we discussed Friday and I thought

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00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 4: we'd be moving on this week.

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Speaker 6: I wish I had been here because I would have

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00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 6: been a strong advocate for just putting the dishwasher. Is

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Speaker 6: the dishwasher's job. Anything that they yeah, dishwasher can do better.

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Speaker 5: That's it. You will hire the dishwasher on one thing.

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Speaker 5: It's ability to clean and rinse.

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Speaker 6: It's all going down the drain anyway. Why not have

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Speaker 6: the dishwasher do it. You're double handling if anything wasting water?

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00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 5: Yep, guess whosday flat earther?

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00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 8: Stop calling me a flat earther.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Patsy, I got a problem with my dishrusher. Actually

1241
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 6: it's got it's got no off button, so he beeps

1242
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 6: all hours of the day and.

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Speaker 5: I just turn it off.

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00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 6: There's no I don't have an off button. So if

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00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 6: you accidentally hit his little play button, you know, it's

1246
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 6: not like on. He's got a little play button as

1247
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 6: it like start the record. I'm going to turn myself on.

1248
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 6: If you accidentally hit his play button, you can't turn

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00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 6: him off?

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00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 5: Oh you sure?

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00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 4: No?

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00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 6: I can't.

1253
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 5: How does the power come into it?

1254
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 6: I could go and flick it off at the wall,

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00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 6: but then I got to get underneath the sink, bring

1256
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 6: out all the bits and pieces under the sink, and

1257
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 6: go turn it off.

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00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 5: Forget it all right?

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00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 4: So I got an email here from part time Dave.

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00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 4: Now the reason why this guy's part time Dave, as

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00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 4: according part Time Dave a couple of years ago, because

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00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 4: he can only email, sorry, he can only listen to

1263
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 4: the show twice a week, so he catches up on

1264
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 4: a lot of podcasts, hence why he's part time Daves.

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00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 4: This is on Part Time Dave, Christian Jack Andbats catching

1266
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 4: up with the podcast I Want to You and the

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Speaker 4: listeners were they innovative dishwasher? Thought, after twenty years, we

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00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 4: think about ripping out our kitchen and getting it redone

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00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 4: what's in the kitchen store the weekend, sat the computer

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00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 4: with a designated kitchen designing playing where all the new

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00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 4: cupboards and appliances as were going. Eureka, it came to me.

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00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 4: I suggested to the kitchen designer, we get two dishwashers.

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00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 4: This so called designer expert glanced at his five years

1274
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 4: of service certificate.

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00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 5: Placed propertly on his desk in a cheap frame, turned

1276
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 5: to me and said, why why would you need to dishwashers? Well,

1277
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 5: what is the point in having just won?

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00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 4: It is effectively Christian a cupboard full of clean items

1279
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 4: that you have to empty every day. I put all

1280
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 4: these clean items back into their own cupboards. This is

1281
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 4: a waste of time. Why not just lift the clean

1282
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 4: stuff in this magic cleaning cupboard, I said. He paused

1283
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 4: and said, but what do you want to do with

1284
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 4: the second one? And here's the kitchen appliants innovation. My friends,

1285
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 4: fill it up with the dirty stuff, I said. When

1286
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 4: it's full, clean it, leave everything inside. Start using the

1287
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 4: clean items instead filling up the other dishwasher with the

1288
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 4: dirty stuff you flip flop between the two dishwashers. He

1289
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 4: looked at me like, I'm an idiot. My wife told

1290
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 4: me to stop talking the two dishwasher kitchen. I that's

1291
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 4: been shot down.

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00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 5: There is something, Yeah, I mean people have two ovens.

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00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 4: Whenever we go and look at those posh homes for

1294
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 4: the Rmhian Lottery, they're all double ovens.

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00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 6: I'm surprised none of them have double dish washing.

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00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, Christian, we're only still on the planning stage. I

1297
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 4: still have time to turn this around. What could help

1298
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 4: me hearing you guys lend your support to my campaign?

1299
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: Do any of your listeners have two dishwashers? Isn't this

1300
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,479
Speaker 4: a kitchen innovation just waiting to take over the world.

1301
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 4: What do you all say, Well, that's it's a great idea.

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00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 5: Part time.

1303
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 6: I stop there. If it's going to be a second cupboard,

1304
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 6: every cupboard should be a dish washer.

1305
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 5: So what you're saying three or four.

1306
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.

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00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 4: Podcast time for brand New work Time was stuff. Today's

1308
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 4: time was stuff is pet songs? Did to see how

1309
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy's form is now that he's a sleep deprived

1310
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 4: Papa pet songs. So many good pet songs have disappeared

1311
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 4: from my sheet that I rose last night. They've evaporated

1312
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 4: overnight and left with some bang e which ones pet songs?

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00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 5: Baby's got yak?

1314
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 6: Yak is not a pet?

1315
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 19: It is.

1316
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 5: I guarantee we'll get ten.

1317
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 6: And then I'll give it a goal.

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00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 5: All right, Please back me up.

1319
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 4: Here, Yack owners of Australia called him right now. If

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00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 4: you have a pet yak in the backyard or your

1321
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 4: garden or pad.

1322
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 6: If we get one by the end of the show,

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00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 6: you can have a goal.

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00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 4: Yack owners, please call now, Yak of a yak pending

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00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 4: for babies, got yak?

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00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 5: Alright?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, stop Hamster time hands is a pet?

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00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 5: Silver I just kowala to say I love you.

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Speaker 6: While is not a pet.

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Speaker 5: It's probably I'm picking it up tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: I imagine it's illegal to keep it. Yes, no, Mark bron.

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Speaker 5: Nothing for illegal pets, illegal pet songs. Ferret loose Silver

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00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 5: plus we've had ferrets on the show. People do have

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Speaker 5: them as pets. You know what dogs love?

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00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 4: They love being rubbed, don't they favorite spot? Rub me

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00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 4: in my best spot? Silver generous get violently worse now

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00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 4: not not excuse me not not knocking on Lambrador gold gold,

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00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,439
Speaker 4: that's the worst one, all right, one for the road.

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00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 5: You've got to fight for your right to Canary silver.

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00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 5: They should have liver that labrador one. All right, Jackie boy?

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00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 5: What have you got them? Pets songs?

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Speaker 6: Pet songs? These are all certified pets pug thumping.

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01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 5: Yeah that's good, that's good. Yeah, reasonable, Yeah, Bronze.

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01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 6: WESA had a hit in the nineties with Budgie Holly silver.

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01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 6: Let's talk about rex baby. That's gold and seven Dalmatian

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01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 6: Army that's silver.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good. All right. What have you got then?

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01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 5: Texas shawls? Then pet songs?

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01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 4: Oh four seven five O three one oh four three

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01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 4: oh fall seven five O three one oh four three.

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Speaker 5: Listen, yack owners.

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01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 6: Why are you glancing sideways? A been no calls?

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01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 4: You speak to the engineers? Is that phone thing down again?

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01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 4: I've had it with that, yack owners. Please hear my words.

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01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 4: Call me if you have a yak.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much to Jody. Christian. Jack said, there's

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Speaker 5: a koala. It's not a pet.

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Speaker 4: I have adopted a koala from a wildlife organization. And

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Speaker 4: I consider this my pet.

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Speaker 6: Fair enough, I'll give you full marks for the koala one.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. Now.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately it doesn't Ali I'm going to have any supporting

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Speaker 4: evidence by the yack owning community. Jack is insist that

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Speaker 4: a yak is not a pet. I did ask for

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Speaker 4: yak owners to give me a call, Lisa.

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Speaker 5: Do you have a yak?

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01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 21: Well, Christian, I don't have a yack, but I want

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Speaker 21: to support you on your yack pitch. We have here

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01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 21: in Australia have pet cows, they have pet sheets. Who's

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Speaker 21: to say that kids in countries where yaks are predominant don't.

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Speaker 7: Have a pet yack?

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01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 6: It's not that's not evidence.

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01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 5: You're right because universally, you know, I don't narrow it

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Speaker 5: down to a country or location. I feel I.

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Speaker 19: Feel that you're being very narrow minded here, Jack, No, no, not.

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Speaker 5: Actually, there are set being quite yakis.

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01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 3: So are my best friends in Yet I want the

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Speaker 3: yaks to be free and run wild. Lisa, thank you

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Speaker 3: for trying to support me my hour and keep them

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Speaker 3: out of the home. Hell good morning, Yes, yes you

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Speaker 3: are you right?

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01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 6: Yes?

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01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 18: Sorry, my phone was just cutting in an ounce.

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01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 5: The yak right now? Is that why? They put you through.

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01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 18: I don't own a yak, but I have a random

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Speaker 18: piece of trivia. In South Australia, they actually have regulations

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Speaker 18: for yaks for milking.

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Speaker 5: Do we need another type of milk?

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01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 4: I think we have the multi varieties of milk corded

1391
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 4: now with every just baked top of nut that can

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Speaker 4: be milk.

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01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 5: Somehow do we need yak milk? But let's say on.

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01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 18: Apparently yes, that buffalo and donkey is the future of milking,

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01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 18: which just disgusts me.

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Speaker 5: Someone else, Hell, all right, thank you very much, she called.

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Speaker 9: Thanks to smart You're most welcome.

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Speaker 5: All right, pet songs is a time waste.

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01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 22: You need to mark Jackum already yack in my arms again.

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01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 22: Come on, gods, Silver lick me baby one more time.

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01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 22: Silver plus, don't stop retrieving gold. That is very good, Wendy,

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01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 22: well done, beach boys. God only knows will I be

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01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 22: without you?

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01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 5: Silver Guinea pig me baby one more time, Bronze. Oh dear,

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01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 5: that's pull from Coo wee rop He falls out with

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01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 5: the show. Every day good on a Christian.

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01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 4: Today's time waste has sung my pet owners to the

1408
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 4: tune of Dolly or Whitney.

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01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 5: I will always scoop.

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01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 4: Poop Gold very good, Blair, don't dream it's Rover Gold

1411
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 4: getting piggy with it. That is very good, Jenny, I

1412
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 4: pug myselfstad Have I touched myself of gold?

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01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 5: Darren World done barking in the dark. Silver, take my

1414
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 5: sloth away.

1415
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 6: It's a slough of pets.

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01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 2: No, no.

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01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 5: One's got a better.

1418
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 4: Sweet Chinchina. Oh mine, Silver, don't stop retrieving? Had that

1419
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 4: bronze canine to five Silver plus, get out of my

1420
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 4: dreams into my budgery gar Gold, very clever, Corey Bohemian

1421
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 4: Ratsody Gold.

1422
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 5: A rat is a pet pet shop? You running No.

1423
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 6: Bianca worked for a lady who had several rats. Her job,

1424
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 6: her first job, actually in Melbourne, was to get the

1425
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 6: rats out of her boss's car and bring them upstairs

1426
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 6: to the office. You would, I've never heard such a thing.

1427
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 6: And her boss would sometimes find street rats and them domestic.

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01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 4: Sweet home Ala Lama Yes, Silver, Yeah, yeah, you're for ambition.

1429
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,959
Speaker 4: There're Shelley Kitten on the dock of the bay. Silver Plus,

1430
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 4: you can call me our packer and smash for earth. Hey,

1431
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 4: now you're a hamstar. Gets your game on, go play

1432
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 4: well done.

1433
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: Just then the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 4: Let's talk about tomorrow's show today. We ask only one

1435
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 4: thing of you today, be honest with yourself. Have you

1436
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 4: ever thought about standard comedy that you'd love to give

1437
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 4: it a go? You've watched it, you love it, but

1438
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 4: actually not just watching it as a fan. He wants

1439
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 4: you to thinking I would love to do something that. Wow,

1440
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 4: what a thing to even try, But I can't be terrifying.

1441
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 4: I could get heckled. What if they didn't laugh? This

1442
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 4: was literally the conversation I had after the show Friday.

1443
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 4: We're on the team, A lovely producer called Mele who said,

1444
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 4: I'd really love to give stand up a go, but

1445
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 4: I'm worried that I'll get heckled and it would just

1446
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 4: destroy me and my confidence and I would just fall

1447
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 4: to pieces.

1448
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 5: I said, yeah, what stops a lot of people.

1449
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 4: But I said, what about then if I hosted it

1450
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 4: and we hired our own little room above a pub,

1451
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 4: you know where great comedy all starts and happens, and

1452
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 4: it's still Look, some of my favorite gigs I've ever

1453
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 4: done have been in front of like fifty to sixty

1454
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 4: seventy people in a backroom or a room at the top,

1455
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 4: somewhere in a pub.

1456
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 5: I love it there.

1457
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 4: Great comedy isn't just in mega venues, and it's in

1458
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 4: these small places like that with a sticky floor, beer

1459
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 4: on the floor.

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01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 5: I love those little places are. But what about if

1461
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 5: we found a room and we host it. I'll host it.

1462
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 5: And there's one golden rule. There's only one rule. There's

1463
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 5: no heckling.

1464
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 4: Everyone respects that you're taking one giant leap towards that

1465
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 4: microphone to get out the cradle and tell your bit,

1466
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,960
Speaker 4: your story. Don't let your gold hide away in you.

1467
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 4: If you really want to do this, email me today.

1468
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 4: I don't care how old you are. We get teenagers are,

1469
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 4: we get grandparents. No matter where you are on your life.

1470
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 5: Give it a go.

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01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 4: You've actually got nothing to lose. You will not die

1472
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 4: on your backside up there. I think people will be

1473
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 4: on your side. Everyone who gets up there will we

1474
01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 4: give them respect, and the audience will want you to

1475
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 4: do that.

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01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 6: It will be so much good will in the room. Yeah,

1477
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:53,919
Speaker 6: we can't lose.

1478
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 4: It's the best place to do something like this, and

1479
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 4: we will help you before you even get to the stage.

1480
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 4: We're bringing experts, will give you coaching as well. You

1481
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 4: will have an amazing experience and I guarantee when you

1482
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 4: come off stage you'll be buzzing. Even if you don't

1483
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 4: ever want to do it again, it will just change

1484
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 4: how you feel about your life and what you think

1485
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 4: you can't do in the stories you tell you about yourself,

1486
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 4: about the things you can't do in life. Here are

1487
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 4: some of the brave people, And honestly, I respect anyone

1488
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 4: who even just cooled up today. I actually think calling

1489
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 4: a radio show is actually harder to say you want

1490
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 4: to do standup comedy than even walking out onto ittle

1491
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 4: stage somewhere. But here's some of the brave souls we

1492
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 4: heard from today, just the.

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01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 16: Whole forty for if I never get around to it.

1494
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 16: And then her friend who passed away, and I spiddly,

1495
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 16: you know what was short, Clive.

1496
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 5: You've thought about being a standup comedian or giving it a.

1497
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 7: Go many times, but I've just been too nervous to

1498
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 7: put myself out there.

1499
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 5: Good morning, Sarah.

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Speaker 20: This is something that I never really thought that I

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01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:51,000
Speaker 20: could do because I'm not sure if people will.

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01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 7: Laugh with me or at me.

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01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 9: Craig, I want to have a crag someone thinking about

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01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 9: my whole life.

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01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 12: So this is a bit.

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01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 9: I'm on, let's do this.

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01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 4: Last go has been fired forty five times, so I

1508
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 4: really want to hear from him. How do you have

1509
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 4: I love the consistency to be fired forty odd times.

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01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 4: Email me then, if you really want to give it

1511
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 4: a go, and don't worry about the nervous part of

1512
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 4: you that's always going to be there. It shouldn't stop

1513
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,680
Speaker 4: you from doing something. You've got to make room for

1514
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 4: that nervous part of you. You've got to see it

1515
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 4: like a passenger in the car. It goes into the

1516
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 4: passenger's seat, though you email me. I will accept no

1517
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:27,599
Speaker 4: applications from mums, dads, anybody else. You email me okay,

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01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We speak

1519
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 4: to some more of you tomorrow. Thank you very much.

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01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 4: If you are stepping forward, do it

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