Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast Meldon's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: From Richmond Gold one four point three h Melbourne, Australia.
Speaker 3: We're tusting to the world, Christian. He's got the big
Speaker 3: old man belly sticking out like et oh.
Speaker 4: ConL that's ridiculous. It's not kind of fit a reck
Speaker 4: for show.
Speaker 5: Oh you know what I thought some of that square wombatpoo.
Speaker 6: Now I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 4: Chris might think.
Speaker 3: Then come on, it's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. We
Speaker 3: are in a How would you describe this? It actually
Speaker 3: looks more like a Halloween pumpkin.
Speaker 5: I did think Jack o' ends when I came in.
Speaker 5: Everything is our engine here today.
Speaker 3: I thought I've been hit on the head woken up,
Speaker 3: But it was Halloween. We have a really really uh
Speaker 3: we've got a really busy show today. So many Mason
Speaker 3: chants you to win five minutes time. Today's chance to
Speaker 3: be in with a drawer on Friday to go to
Speaker 3: love to go and see the Who Live Who. Now
Speaker 3: I keeps saying it's the band the Who. Eddie, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know Eddie Vedier as well. And the cars and
Speaker 3: cheese on the bit as well. That's coming up in
Speaker 3: five minutes time. But today we say happy birthday, Happy
Speaker 3: fifteenth birthday to Jetstar, which is why a lot of
Speaker 3: orange in the studio and not see because it's Jetstar's
Speaker 3: fifteenth birthday. The good news for you is every single
Speaker 3: hour start at half six this morning, we've got fifteen
Speaker 3: thousand dollars worth of jet Star flights to be won
Speaker 3: by you. This radio station is obviously it's like a
Speaker 3: birthday celebration. There are orange cupcakes. When I came into
Speaker 3: the studio this morning chat there were wrapped presents for Jetstar,
Speaker 3: and I moved them because I couldn't actually see you.
Speaker 3: That's just a random stat that someone is dumped on
Speaker 3: the radio studio theout even thinking is any does he?
Speaker 3: What does he do in here? Anyway? It's like threw
Speaker 3: a load of presents in here like a spare room.
Speaker 5: So where have they gone?
Speaker 3: Now? I this is how cheap this radio station is.
Speaker 3: I stupidly thought, oh, they must be actual gifts that
Speaker 3: they're going to give jet Style when they come in
Speaker 3: this morning, empty boxes. You know where you go. I'd
Speaker 3: just be careful over I've flown away in my hand.
Speaker 3: They're all on the floor. They picked them up. There's
Speaker 3: three in them. You feel so strong, they're so light. Plus,
Speaker 3: the boardroom here at Gold one oh four point three
Speaker 3: has got two really really jaded, tired looking salespeople.
Speaker 5: They've never been in it this out before ever.
Speaker 3: I actually thought they just pulled an all night. I
Speaker 3: didn't realize nothing totally get her at five o'clock yesterday evening.
Speaker 3: Just at three o'clock in the after, my wife sprung
Speaker 3: on me the fact it was parents evening yesterday and
Speaker 3: I had no idea. And also, you know you've been
Speaker 3: through this, Patsy. It's a bonfight that parent's evening now,
Speaker 3: it's a bunfight. You just it's like speed dating. It
Speaker 3: is you have five minutes and the room we were in.
Speaker 3: The school had never done at this room before, and
Speaker 3: so they never do it again. It was you had.
Speaker 1: Low.
Speaker 3: It's O'Connors father. It was so loud, and down the
Speaker 3: other end, seriously, about three hundred meters down the corridor,
Speaker 3: there was some tired red eyed teacher ringing a bell
Speaker 3: every five minutes, but all the parents ignored. They were
Speaker 3: like parents stood at your shoulder waiting to get in
Speaker 3: see if they could get a little bit early to
Speaker 3: talk about their kid. It was so stressful. What do
Speaker 3: you mean they've never done it before, well, in terms
Speaker 3: of doing it like.
Speaker 4: That in that room in an open and it was
Speaker 4: a very.
Speaker 3: Low ceiling, so the sound was just on top of
Speaker 3: us and you were sorry, what did you say? So
Speaker 3: it was just And also those parents' evenings wherever you
Speaker 3: are in the world is our first one we've done.
Speaker 3: Here in Australia, you hear the same little catchphrases, don't
Speaker 3: you must. He's so hard for the teachers because you
Speaker 3: just they're just seeing every five minutes for hours and
Speaker 3: hours and hours. They've worked a long day. They're tired.
Speaker 3: They just want to go home. Three of the teachers,
Speaker 3: their voices were going where They're just they're just tired.
Speaker 3: They just want to get out of there. It's the
Speaker 3: thing about lacks a bit of focus easily distract here.
Speaker 3: Also when a lot of the things that these the
Speaker 3: things that I was sold at that age as well,
Speaker 3: And if it's anything negative, my wife always looks to me,
Speaker 3: like all the positive stuff, she's got that thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, she's a bride student. I'll take that but she
Speaker 5: doesn't apply herself for.
Speaker 3: Destructive Yeah, because all you end up doing was just
Speaker 3: talking on the radium playing songs. Good morning, It's the
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, bon Jovi, We Keep the Faith.
Speaker 3: After this, then your chance to go into the big
Speaker 3: draw on Friday show to win a trip to London
Speaker 3: to go and see the Who Live Who Perfect.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 7: On this.
Speaker 2: Day History on this Day Willer trip to London to
Speaker 2: see the Who Live at Wiley.
Speaker 3: All this week. Then when hanging in about the amazing
Speaker 3: new exhibition that is on right now at Melbourne Museum.
Speaker 3: It is the Revolutions, Records and Rebels. Got some amazing
Speaker 3: stuff you go and see come from London the Victoria
Speaker 3: and Albert Museum in London, which is one of the
Speaker 3: oldest and best ones there. All the things they do
Speaker 3: are amazing. This one's got some great stuff. From nineteen
Speaker 3: sixty six right up until the mid seventies. John Lennon's
Speaker 3: real life glasses, the Soux he wore on the cover
Speaker 3: of Sergeant Member's Lonely Hearts Club Band handwritten lyrics to
Speaker 3: Lucy in the Sky with diamonds, Mick Jagger's stage costumes.
Speaker 3: You've got Pete Towns and guitars as well. And the
Speaker 3: big trip then is off to London to Wembley Stadium.
Speaker 3: What a lineup Kaiser Chiefs, Eddie Vader and then the
Speaker 3: big thing one of the greatest rock and roll bands,
Speaker 3: The Who Who. That's too matter of fact, that one.
Speaker 3: You had it, that one five minutes ago. It is perfect.
Speaker 3: Remember the first time I've just announced it. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: go and see The Who live at Wembley Stadium. Who's
Speaker 3: still no?
Speaker 5: I knew that was it?
Speaker 3: Screams Wednesday. It's Screams Wednesday. All right? So today, on
Speaker 3: this day music history, Jack is in charge. Jack, What
Speaker 3: have you got today for us?
Speaker 5: Let's go back to May one and in the Actually
Speaker 5: I want to give the year too obvious. Somebody famous
Speaker 5: got married on this day in history? Who was it?
Speaker 5: He is a little clue.
Speaker 7: Turn that off, they're about to get married.
Speaker 3: I like it a ten second play. Well people, this
Speaker 3: morning's radio theater.
Speaker 5: Too easy or.
Speaker 3: I am a big fan, but I think it's great.
Speaker 3: Turn that off.
Speaker 7: They're about to get married.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the more I hear it we might as well
Speaker 3: just say who it is. Call in and repeat this
Speaker 3: word back to us, Repeat this name back to us.
Speaker 3: It's the only one seconds.
Speaker 7: They're about to get married.
Speaker 5: Stop playing it.
Speaker 3: You made it, You went into the booth and did it?
Speaker 3: Turn that off?
Speaker 5: They're about to get married on this day in history.
Speaker 5: May first, who got married? Somebody famous? That is a clue.
Speaker 3: I pray for wrong answers. Just pray for wrong answers.
Speaker 3: How did you hear that and think anything other than that?
Speaker 3: One person? But hey, you know what, it's early in
Speaker 3: the morning. Let's see what happens. Lines are open now
Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three. Give us
Speaker 3: a call nine four one four one o four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point
Speaker 1: three on this.
Speaker 2: Day History, On this day will a trip to Roland
Speaker 2: to see the who live at Won't Leave?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the prize this week. Every day we're finding
Speaker 3: one of you to go into a big draw on Friday,
Speaker 3: two days time. Well, thanks to this amazing new show Revolutions,
Speaker 3: Records and Rebels at Melbourne Museum. Let's take some guesses
Speaker 3: right now. So the thing that you're asking this morning,
Speaker 3: was which rock and roll legend got married on this
Speaker 3: day in history?
Speaker 5: Now you said rock and roll? Lge you notice said
Speaker 5: which famous person is?
Speaker 3: Because I'm thinking of this person. That is the only
Speaker 3: way I can describe them.
Speaker 5: Here's a clue.
Speaker 3: Here's a short play performed by chap host. Turn that off.
Speaker 7: They're about to get married.
Speaker 8: Tough, tough.
Speaker 3: We're making them work this morning, so early on Jack Leanne,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? How are you this morning? Leanne?
Speaker 9: I'm great, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Awesome, Well, thanks for going the show? And who do
Speaker 3: you think it is?
Speaker 9: I think it's Jon Lennon and yaka, I know it.
Speaker 5: Is not John Lennon?
Speaker 3: What made you think that? Can I just ask it? Leon?
Speaker 3: What made you think that? From the little clip?
Speaker 9: I know you had a little bit of little John.
Speaker 3: Ah God, Chack clever. All right, no, Leanne, but we'll
Speaker 3: give you pat tickets to go and see the show anyway.
Speaker 9: Right, Oh, great, thanks so much.
Speaker 3: That's right. Let's put through Mary Anne. Good morning, Hi,
Speaker 3: how are you. I'm good, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Oh I'm glad.
Speaker 6: I'm mona sir.
Speaker 5: Now, Marian, do you need the claw again? Or you
Speaker 5: think you know what you come, you think.
Speaker 7: You know this?
Speaker 2: Oh I think I need a drink because I need
Speaker 2: the answer, because when we drink, the answers come to us.
Speaker 3: Us much better. All right, Who do you think the
Speaker 3: rock and roll legend is? Alison Pricilla? Preciously? Wow? Wow done?
Speaker 3: Yes it was yeah baby. So listen, great news you
Speaker 3: are through to the big draw on Friday. You got
Speaker 3: one in five chances of win the trip to London.
Speaker 3: Go to Wembley Stadium to go and see the Who
Speaker 3: Live Who.
Speaker 10: That's great.
Speaker 3: We'll also got some tickets to go and see the
Speaker 3: show as well at the Melbourne Museum.
Speaker 9: Okay, oh fantastic, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's right, that's the Common Show. Well done, good
Speaker 3: luck Friday. Thank you. So what year did the King
Speaker 3: get married?
Speaker 5: Fifty two years ago today, nineteen sixty seven. He got
Speaker 5: married and their first dance was Love Me Tender, one
Speaker 5: of his own songs.
Speaker 3: Was he singing it as he was holding her in
Speaker 3: a loving embrace? Did he have a microphone over his
Speaker 3: shoulder and he was doing love Me? And of course
Speaker 3: you know that Nicholas Cage, Yes, he is a super
Speaker 3: Elvis Presley fan. That is the main reason why he
Speaker 3: married Priscilla Presley's daughter. Well, yeah, but they were married
Speaker 3: for one hundred and one days and then got divorced
Speaker 3: Tycy one hundred and one days.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: Well, this is exciting every hour starting right now. Then
Speaker 3: we have fifteen thousand dollars worth of Jet Star vouchers
Speaker 3: to be one. The reason why it's fifteen thousand dollars
Speaker 3: is today is Jetstar's fifteenth birthday, and so every hour
Speaker 3: you win, one of you wins five thousand dollars worth
Speaker 3: of vouchers. You could be flying your way to Vietnam, Thailand, Hawaii.
Speaker 3: That's what's up for grabs this morning. So this is
Speaker 3: such a big thing that we're doing just on one show,
Speaker 3: fifteen thousand dollars worth of Jet Star vouchers and flights.
Speaker 3: Is that we actually have someone who's going to help
Speaker 3: us run this competition every hour from Jet Stars. Actually
Speaker 3: must have drawn a short st or jack to come
Speaker 3: in really really early after you're getting up early and
Speaker 3: got to go and work on a plane. You enough
Speaker 3: to come in and sit on this show and do
Speaker 3: this every single hour. But good morning to Meil. Good morning, now, Meil,
Speaker 3: what do you do for Jetstar? I am a flight attendant,
Speaker 3: all right, And how long have you worked for jet Star?
Speaker 11: I've worked for Jetstar almost four years now.
Speaker 3: Great, And I believe that one of the perks is
Speaker 3: that you can get family and friends free.
Speaker 11: Flights, not not free, but cheaper.
Speaker 3: Great. I like to consider us that we are now
Speaker 3: for friends. So well, I think it'd be okay sometimes
Speaker 3: if I just fancied flying away, if I just rocked
Speaker 3: up and walked on a flight, I better say I've
Speaker 3: met I'm a friend of mouse.
Speaker 5: A friend of mouse, give him a wink, sneak him
Speaker 5: into the baggage.
Speaker 12: Hold be cold down there, No, you'd be much better
Speaker 12: off up in the cabin with the rest of it.
Speaker 3: Now, Mel, what we need to do this morning is
Speaker 3: every hour, starting now, I will start a link and
Speaker 3: then all I need you to is to do is
Speaker 3: to butt in, yeskay, And then I'll play the music
Speaker 3: and people can call in and you pick their number random.
Speaker 3: Who would give this ours? Five thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 3: vouchers too?
Speaker 11: Sounds good?
Speaker 3: Cow? And the phrase is.
Speaker 5: Attention passengers, that'll all ask. We'll go stop what we're doing.
Speaker 3: Fire off the music and okay, So mel what I
Speaker 3: do is obviously I'm going to start the link. Now
Speaker 3: I will give you this clue.
Speaker 11: So I use my flight attendant voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, give us an example of
Speaker 3: that right now.
Speaker 11: Please, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Melan.
Speaker 12: I'm your jet Star chief flight attendant. I said, I
Speaker 12: use that with my son. Come downstairs.
Speaker 3: It takes a long time to start to getting to
Speaker 3: come downstairs. You got to do that every single time.
Speaker 5: Please use the handrail for safety on your way down.
Speaker 3: All right, So let's carry on there with the show.
Speaker 3: So Jack and Pats, I don't know if you saw
Speaker 3: the news yesterday, then you know that Harry and Meghan
Speaker 3: the Sussetses are expecting. She's expecting any day now. And
Speaker 3: then imagine that of the weekend you're touches and then suddenly,
Speaker 3: do you know who's made a visit to their brand
Speaker 3: new home? Is that the Queen? Now it's a pain
Speaker 3: if your mum or your grandmother comes around, But when's
Speaker 3: the queen coming round? That must be really really hard.
Speaker 12: Attention, passengers, my name is Melan. I'm your jet Star
Speaker 12: chief flight attendant on behalf of Captain Christian and the
Speaker 12: entire crew. Welcome aboard Airline flight Gold one oh four three,
Speaker 12: our NonStop service Melbourne to Vietnam.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 12: This is your fifteen thousand dollars yet Star borning call.
Speaker 3: Very go bell, very good, powerful acting there from mel.
Speaker 5: I must say I did hear Brad chatting in the background.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for a little bit rehearsal week. Oh, bell's still
Speaker 3: going on. Okay, so give us a caller, how mail?
Speaker 3: The phone number again.
Speaker 11: Is one four one O four three.
Speaker 3: There's a number they've missed off there. Those producers need
Speaker 3: firing the number again.
Speaker 11: Mal nine four one four one O four three.
Speaker 3: That's great. Nine four one four one O four three.
Speaker 3: Give us a call now. Then one of you around him.
Speaker 3: You win five thousand dollars worth of vouchers. You could
Speaker 3: fly to Thailand, Vietnam or Hawaii. Good luck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three on.
Speaker 3: This morning show. They're not part of Jetstar's birthday sall.
Speaker 3: We've got fifteen thousand dollars worth of jet Star flights
Speaker 3: to be one five thousand dollars every single hour. So
Speaker 3: this hour is Queuter Corner's goa happened? Halping us run
Speaker 3: this big thing? This morning? Is Mal from jet STARFF. Hello, hey, Mail,
Speaker 3: have you so you've been working for in Jetstar companies?
Speaker 3: Haven't you noticed these days? How the stuff that people
Speaker 3: try and bring on now just in their carry on
Speaker 3: luggage is getting bigger and bigger and bigger. They don't
Speaker 3: want to check in any luggage anymore. Must be a
Speaker 3: nightmare for you guys.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, it is, because it's a safety thing.
Speaker 11: It's not a mean thing.
Speaker 12: It's we've got to know roughly how much everyone's carrying,
Speaker 12: and it's dangerous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and only find that people get so rude now
Speaker 3: on flights. It's tough for you guys to do a
Speaker 3: real job.
Speaker 12: Usually they've taken it out on the ground stuff, so
Speaker 12: by the time they get to us.
Speaker 3: Okay, they've worked out their frustrations. Yeah, all right, then, Mal,
Speaker 3: we need you to pick a line at random line
Speaker 3: at random blaze and we're picked today's winner.
Speaker 12: Right, Well, there's a method we've got. We just played Wham.
Speaker 12: There were two members of Wham, So I'm going to
Speaker 12: go line two, like you're.
Speaker 3: Thinking, all right, find out who is online too? Good morning,
Speaker 3: who's online too? Who's this? Justin?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 5: Hey, you going?
Speaker 3: Justin? You're this house winner. Fantastic, Justin. You've just won
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars worth of Jet Style vouchers. That's enough
Speaker 3: to get you from here Melbourne off too.
Speaker 1: That is awesome, awesome, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: To tell me about yourself. Who you're going to be
Speaker 3: taking you've got five thousand dollars worth of free Jet
Speaker 3: Style vouchers. Well, I think my wife.
Speaker 5: Would be pretty upset if I didn't take her, so
Speaker 5: so be a for sure.
Speaker 3: So that is great. And you've got family, got anybody
Speaker 3: else you can take you off.
Speaker 5: I've got two young kids as well, so yeah, they
Speaker 5: sort of played the last few years getting anywhere pretty hard.
Speaker 5: So yeah, they're just getting to an age where we
Speaker 5: can go, so that'd be great.
Speaker 3: All right. So the kids won't be going.
Speaker 5: If they've got a kids club, baby.
Speaker 3: All right, justin, Well done, thank you so much, Thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 5: Jet stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, that's uh, that's the sort that's this hours
Speaker 3: one coming up. We're doing it again in an hour's time.
Speaker 3: No chance you to win five thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 3: jet style vouchers the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I gave my Billie Iirish super fan twelve year
Speaker 3: old daughter some great news. I know, we're at radio
Speaker 3: war every second of the day. It's on a knife
Speaker 3: edge here us Nova or the other Mumblies as well,
Speaker 3: trip and Am and all that. It's tough. However, do
Speaker 3: you think it's on profession for me to attend the
Speaker 3: Nova Red Room on Thursday night because I am going
Speaker 3: with Billy I. Billy Irish is doing a session for them,
Speaker 3: and I've actually get a pair of tickets. One yesterday,
Speaker 3: remember I kept going to the toilet. I suddenly got
Speaker 3: on to be Lucky Line nine with Pangy and uh
Speaker 3: uh it was just after half a you know when
Speaker 3: he gets in. He's on between half a court to
Speaker 3: night now and I was called and I I know,
Speaker 3: she's so made up, she's so so because I'm taking
Speaker 3: her and two mates on Friday night to go and
Speaker 3: see Billy Irnish in concert. So it's a great it's
Speaker 3: a gift for me as well to see Billy Oh.
Speaker 5: You still have to go to the right.
Speaker 4: It's a double banger.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, it is so for lower she can't
Speaker 3: believe it that she's going to be you know, I
Speaker 3: think there's about one hundred people there. Whatever, Wow, seeing
Speaker 3: Billy Irish. But do you think it's some professional that
Speaker 3: I attend an event?
Speaker 4: No, I think it's one of the perks of what
Speaker 4: you do.
Speaker 3: Well, just a bit of work at walking too, like
Speaker 3: I can go a triple M commentary at the at
Speaker 3: the g.
Speaker 4: Little bit of undercover work.
Speaker 5: While this is coming from pat to who attends every
Speaker 5: red car.
Speaker 3: Come on, seriously, where were you at the weekend?
Speaker 4: Nowhere at the weekend, but I'm going somewhere from there you.
Speaker 3: Go see barely seven days or go with that? You
Speaker 3: attending the opening of an envelope somewhere the job? Where
Speaker 3: are you off? Through Friday?
Speaker 6: Disney on Ice are doing a pre skating event for kids.
Speaker 3: I thought it was that the pre thing there where
Speaker 3: they need you doing this Samboni machine thing right around
Speaker 3: shining the eyes. So we want to find out the
Speaker 3: next twenty minutes, right, who has the biggest families. I'm
Speaker 3: always stunned when you meet people that are from five
Speaker 3: or six kids, and then you met someone who's one
Speaker 3: of how many?
Speaker 5: I met my friend's new girlfriend, she's one of ten
Speaker 5: nine siblings.
Speaker 3: My head when I just find it's too much having
Speaker 3: two kids. My sister has four boys, all under the
Speaker 3: age of sixteen, and her life is just she's okay
Speaker 3: with just the chaos of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, she said to me, I'm a middle child,
Speaker 5: which we think maybe one older brother, one younger brother,
Speaker 5: something like that. How do you keep four older brothers
Speaker 5: and like five younger siblings?
Speaker 3: How do you manage that? It's a team. It's not
Speaker 3: a family, then it's a team. How do you go
Speaker 3: on holiday? There's I mean died You have two cars? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you have two cars?
Speaker 13: I do?
Speaker 5: She said? They do family dinner every Tuesday night? What
Speaker 5: cooks for everybody?
Speaker 3: I e.
Speaker 4: Two sittings at the table?
Speaker 3: That swap you'll be clearing away from one week of
Speaker 3: doing it right, Just just have a quick cigarette and
Speaker 3: get ready.
Speaker 5: Fross the whole elk to feed the family on Tuesday night?
Speaker 3: Is it constantly washing up and cooking? What a cruel
Speaker 3: kind of cycle.
Speaker 6: One of my cousins married Bernie, who's one of fourteen
Speaker 6: you know Bernie.
Speaker 3: I thought you about to say someone famous like Bernie
Speaker 3: and some Australia. No, just just like Prince Bernie. In fact,
Speaker 3: that was going to be Prince's original name was Bernie.
Speaker 4: He's the youngest of fourteen children.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Bernie? Yeah, ber he loved Bernie.
Speaker 4: Bernie.
Speaker 3: How is el mate Bertie? Well, he's one of how.
Speaker 4: Many fourteen that is the biggest Irish Catholic family?
Speaker 3: That is insane? All right, So Corning now, then we're
Speaker 3: going to try and work out which one of you
Speaker 3: is part of the biggest family. How many of you
Speaker 3: from pats you might know about nineteen four?
Speaker 4: Thank you, I'm the only girl.
Speaker 3: Right, okay? Nine four one four one O four three.
Speaker 3: Who listening is from the biggest family? Give us a
Speaker 3: call nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: As I was saying yesterday, sometimes we get these sort
Speaker 3: of impromptu visits in us in our studio from Patsy
Speaker 3: and she came beatling in just to give us a
Speaker 3: bit more of the backstory of the origin story of Bernie.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to start writing the screenplay today and
Speaker 3: speak to Marvel now they've paid off endgame, I reckon
Speaker 3: Bruce Willis would play. All right, So we're trying to
Speaker 3: find who listening has got the biggest family, the most siblings.
Speaker 3: All right, nine four one for one oh four three.
Speaker 3: Let's get it wrong now with you mail. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Neil.
Speaker 5: I think it is who Neil?
Speaker 3: Oh? Sorry, Neil, Yes, it steal so quickly. People can
Speaker 3: change these days. They can translate that just in second. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm not a mill. I'm not changing to a mill.
Speaker 3: We've got that clip. And how how many siblings? If
Speaker 3: you've got mate, I've got I'm one of eight. So
Speaker 3: I've got seven siblings. Oh my word, that is crazy.
Speaker 3: And where are you? Are you one of the eldest
Speaker 3: ones now or on the young number five? You're just
Speaker 3: simply a number number five, number come in. That's what
Speaker 3: your parents did. They just gave you numbers. Where is
Speaker 3: number one? I don't know. I told number two to
Speaker 3: go and find you. That's what My mom was always
Speaker 3: bear with names, so she'd start with the oldest one
Speaker 3: and work her way down until we responded. That's great, Neil,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for calling. You might have a
Speaker 3: good day. You shoo, Claire, good morning, Hey great Jane.
Speaker 11: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: I can? I can hear hazard lights flashing? There you
Speaker 3: pulled over. It's all safe, it's all good, Claire. How
Speaker 3: many siblings? And can we got?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 8: He was one of eight number eleven siblings. I've got
Speaker 8: the twelve children, six boys, six girls, and her number eleven.
Speaker 3: That's sockey team. That's not a family. That is a
Speaker 3: soccer team substitute. That's crazy. And where are you in
Speaker 3: the mixed Claire? Number eleven, number lucky number eleven? And
Speaker 3: how did mom and dad look managed to look after
Speaker 3: you or did you all have to look out for
Speaker 3: each other?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think, as you said earlier, you do work
Speaker 8: as a team. But interestingly, my father died when he
Speaker 8: was fifty two, so there were six of us still
Speaker 8: at school. So my mom was a pretty remarkable woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing that your mummy had to be arranged
Speaker 3: your boyself some.
Speaker 8: Of my there are six girls, but only two of
Speaker 8: the girls had kids. I think probably the older ones
Speaker 8: did so much parenting.
Speaker 3: As put them off became adults. And how did you
Speaker 3: that's enough now, How did the sleeping arrangement works then?
Speaker 3: Were you all in like bunk beds or dormitories.
Speaker 8: Well, we had a two bedroom house. My parents had
Speaker 8: one bedroom, and we had bungalows. It's the fast my
Speaker 8: six brothers swept you let when I met my husband
Speaker 8: her death the form of child abuse?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 5: Bunk beds or just find a spar on the floor.
Speaker 8: There was some singles there with some bunk bed my
Speaker 8: brother some people just standing up strapped to all of
Speaker 8: velcro sleep this shift International space station.
Speaker 5: Don't they strapped of the room?
Speaker 3: Someone in the freezer? Yeah, exactly, Claire. It's amazing. All right, Claire,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for calling in.
Speaker 8: You're welcome to you, Lada.
Speaker 3: See Claire, so at the moment and so the numbers
Speaker 3: are with eleven or twelve.
Speaker 5: Twelve, and that she was eleven.
Speaker 3: She was number eleven of twelve eleven. Luke, can you
Speaker 3: top twelve siblings?
Speaker 9: Oh that's just a baby.
Speaker 3: This is like poker. Now, this is like sibling poker.
Speaker 3: I see your twelve and I raise you. What are
Speaker 3: we going to now?
Speaker 9: I've got thirteen shiblings and one of four d.
Speaker 3: Fourteen almost the rugby team that is insane. Fourteen boys girls.
Speaker 3: What's the mix?
Speaker 9: Seven boys, seven girls.
Speaker 3: It's a movie, seven boys and seven girls. Steve Martin's
Speaker 3: the Dad cheaper by just over the half dozen. That's incredible.
Speaker 3: And so where are you are you on the elder ones? Luke?
Speaker 9: Yeah, on the third Ordust and the twins and only.
Speaker 1: Whole one.
Speaker 3: And Luke, what were the sleeping arrangements? We just heard
Speaker 3: from Claire about the crazy sleeping arrangements. Where were you
Speaker 3: all in the house?
Speaker 9: Well, we got locked up in cabins generally.
Speaker 3: But listen, do you know what if I've learned anything
Speaker 3: from eleven months living in Australia, Well, I don't need
Speaker 3: anything I did. Okay, maybe that's what they do here,
Speaker 3: sleeping in sock draws.
Speaker 7: No growing up, you.
Speaker 9: Know, we I will live here in the country.
Speaker 1: And the thing that Gavin.
Speaker 9: Three or four of us store room and all until
Speaker 9: you know, Chomas got an older movie at home, and
Speaker 9: then I saw the youngest Shipling say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well, Luke, thank you very much for getting
Speaker 3: us to fourteen. Thanks for calling in all right, So
Speaker 3: only call in now if you've got a few or
Speaker 3: more than fourteen siblings nine four one one four three.
Speaker 3: So we see if there are any more stronger hands
Speaker 3: than fourteen siblings on our sibling poker we're playing this
Speaker 3: morning on the show nine four and four one o four.
Speaker 1: Three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: We're up to Luke, who has is part of fourteen?
Speaker 3: Is not part of You don't really say someone is
Speaker 3: part of fourteen? Siblings? Dude, is it is?
Speaker 4: That's right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're is it's one of fourteen, isn't it? Yeah, siblings.
Speaker 3: We're talking about how who's got the most about siblings
Speaker 3: that moment, we're up to fourteen thanks to Luke playing
Speaker 3: it like poker this morning.
Speaker 10: Troy, Yes, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Troy. That's school on the show. So have
Speaker 3: you got a stronger hand than fourteen?
Speaker 10: Well, unfortunately my family doesn't. I don't know. I have
Speaker 10: four elder brothers, I'm one of five, but my auntie
Speaker 10: has eighteen kids.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine how that's possible. Eighteen.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she fell pregnant when she was sixteen, and from
Speaker 10: there they just kept going.
Speaker 3: They make it sound like they just kept coming out.
Speaker 3: When she went into labor we haven't finished yet. How
Speaker 3: many is that I watch her? Eleven? Quite an amazing
Speaker 3: scene that would be. Is there more in there?
Speaker 10: And I don't know. I only know two of my
Speaker 10: of my cousins, two of their names. Actually I don't
Speaker 10: know the rest of them.
Speaker 3: You must have met your auntie and she said some
Speaker 3: of them. Actually, don't worry. Just take I'm only going
Speaker 3: to tell you two that I've forgotten. Who there? Sixteen
Speaker 3: eighteen is insane.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: That's nuts, all right, Troy, thank you very much for
Speaker 3: calling him.
Speaker 10: Good night.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three on this morning show. Then we're saying happy birthday
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Speaker 3: They are? I mean it's not badly enough one for
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Speaker 11: I want to think about it.
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: So another chance. I ran about eight thirty five to
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Speaker 3: here on Gold one I four point three. Not with
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Speaker 3: here from Gideon send an email here late to the party.
Speaker 3: Listen to the show talking about large families with siblings. Christian,
Speaker 3: you were talking on the show about jobs that your
Speaker 3: parents made you do. Let me set the scene you
Speaker 3: heard from Luke earlier, who's part of fourteen. One of fourteen,
Speaker 3: I'm the eighth youngest of a family of ten kids.
Speaker 3: As you can imagine with that amount of mouse to feed,
Speaker 3: close to clean shoes to Polish dishes to wash. There
Speaker 3: was so much to do, put to work by a mother. Right,
Speaker 3: So we had a job's rot that changed on a
Speaker 3: weekly basis, and for completing the said chow for the week,
Speaker 3: we were rewarded with an agreed amount of pocket money.
Speaker 3: Not much, but the system worked until one day a
Speaker 3: family conference was called. You always knew there was drama
Speaker 3: and a family, don't you when we need to have
Speaker 3: a meeting.
Speaker 5: Well, a normal family would have a family meeting, but
Speaker 5: a family that big has a family conference.
Speaker 3: It's an agm. It was called your name tag in
Speaker 3: the front, and our dear mother announced that she was
Speaker 3: not happy and that changes to the job rot were
Speaker 3: about to happen. Christian no longer would be be allocated
Speaker 3: a job for the week. Oh no, the jobs were
Speaker 3: now put out to tender.
Speaker 5: For like what a tasker?
Speaker 3: No? Amongst a family of ten? That's right, we had
Speaker 3: to bid for the job and the cheapest one. What
Speaker 3: a chaotic system. Now, I was never a fan of
Speaker 3: the tools anyway, And what little money I was paid
Speaker 3: I got for pocket money, I had to put ten
Speaker 3: percent to the local church to give to God. Anyway,
Speaker 3: one of my brothers who's now my very successful businessman.
Speaker 3: Took this opportunity to undercut at the whole family by
Speaker 3: putting the cheapest bries forward every time fro a month.
Speaker 3: He ended up cleaning the bathroom, kitchen, hall, stairs, landings,
Speaker 3: living room and dining room for only about one dollar fifty.
Speaker 3: I can still remember the mayhem around the kitchen table
Speaker 3: as he battled out for the business. It was like
Speaker 3: an X rated shark tank. I lost out every single week,
Speaker 3: but God got his ten percent and my brother had
Speaker 3: a very very long month. That's from Gideon. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. We love getting your emails. If you want
Speaker 3: to email them Gideon with sending one of our mugs,
Speaker 3: email me Christian at Gold one I four to three
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show, Jack started telling us how every
Speaker 3: once in a while he treats his dog Luna with
Speaker 3: the arrival of a dog adventurer.
Speaker 5: It's not just a dog walker, he's a dog adventurer.
Speaker 3: He's a dog walker. If he's taken Luna, you doe
Speaker 3: and they're jumping out of a plane together and going
Speaker 3: roller skating. It's an Indiana Jones dog adventurer. Other than that,
Speaker 3: he's a dog walker who's got a great job title.
Speaker 5: They do just go to the park.
Speaker 3: But yeah, which is an average day for dog You know,
Speaker 3: he's not putting his diary, went on, did diary amazing
Speaker 3: adventures again at another park. Who knows when I next
Speaker 3: have another adventure like this? Oh, it turns out tomorrow
Speaker 3: back at that local park. But I thought the fact
Speaker 3: that when Jack was telling us yesterday, you see, surprised
Speaker 3: that we thought it was funny that he calls himself
Speaker 3: a dog adventurer.
Speaker 5: Well, it never occurred to me that we might be
Speaker 5: paying extra for a dog adventurer instead of just a
Speaker 5: usual dog walker.
Speaker 3: But what has what adventures has Luna had?
Speaker 5: Well, she goes to the park and sometimes they go to.
Speaker 3: Avent What will you do with Luna?
Speaker 5: To take her into the park. They're going to do
Speaker 5: a bigger park.
Speaker 3: There's a better time with and then she has to
Speaker 3: sit outside a coffee shop with a dog adventurer laughs.
Speaker 3: Or the money he's got pouring in haven't smashed the
Speaker 3: So what he's got has got an amazing job title,
Speaker 3: isn't he you know a dog adventurer. He's been, he's been,
Speaker 3: he's been creative. He's showing a bit of flare with
Speaker 3: the job title. So this morning, if you have an
Speaker 3: impressive job title, we want to hear from you on
Speaker 3: nine four one four one four three. When you met
Speaker 3: your now husband Chris, didn't he have a quite creative
Speaker 3: job title.
Speaker 6: He was trying to woo me when we were courting,
Speaker 6: and I asked what he did and he said, I'm auting.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello hashtag courting. Were you at the driving?
Speaker 4: We did have a drive in a couple of times.
Speaker 5: Actually those restaurants where they deliver stuff on rollerskates.
Speaker 3: It was the nineteen fifties and we were courting.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Were you doing.
Speaker 3: The mashed potato or the chitibug or something white? When
Speaker 3: you met sorry carry, he said he was.
Speaker 6: A mobile equipment manager and I thought, oh, that's impressive,
Speaker 6: But it turns out he was a trolley boy for
Speaker 6: the local supermarket.
Speaker 3: Was that where you met him? No? I mean will
Speaker 3: your trolleys.
Speaker 4: At the pub? I met him?
Speaker 3: Oh did you did you really? Right? Okay, well we'll
Speaker 3: save that story if I want to get feeling. We
Speaker 3: were going to start to go there on a Patsy's
Speaker 3: sort of there. She wanted us to ask tell us
Speaker 3: the story because earlier on during the song we started
Speaker 3: to get into that did we miss just going? And
Speaker 3: if I hadn't gone there that movie sliding does you
Speaker 3: never far away from when a woman telling you about
Speaker 3: that night whatever, like that movie Sliding Doors. If that
Speaker 3: movie hadn't been made, we never hear those stories are great?
Speaker 3: What if I've never gone there?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: You love it? You love my talks?
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, give us a call that if you've got
Speaker 3: an impressive job title nine four one one oh four
Speaker 3: three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 3: four point three. So if you've got an impressive job title,
Speaker 3: we'll I want to hear from you this morning on
Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three. Jack has
Speaker 3: been using the services so as a pet dog Luna
Speaker 3: of a dog adventurer dog walker. All right, let's go
Speaker 3: to Joy. Good morning, Joy, Good morning, Hey Joey, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, Joy? What's your job to I sell them
Speaker 3: for us?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm just thinking about Jack's dog Adventurer. Our dog
Speaker 8: walker is the dog continers.
Speaker 5: That's very partial.
Speaker 3: That's great. You have images of a dog in a
Speaker 3: top hat heading out for a day in the city,
Speaker 3: just walking through hotel reception and other dog concieerge going
Speaker 3: and well, how could I have you today, sir? Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm looking for a park to go and sit in.
Speaker 3: It must have a call area then, but a very
Speaker 3: hot area. I can go in line then back into
Speaker 3: the cool area. True.
Speaker 5: True, So Joey like my dog adventure. Is it a
Speaker 5: bit more expensive than just the usual dog walker?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Well maybe I think it's pretty good value for money
Speaker 8: when you work full time and they come and pick
Speaker 8: your dog out and take your dog out, have a
Speaker 8: bit of an adventure, come back home tired, and you
Speaker 8: don't have to worry too much when you get home.
Speaker 3: And are they what's the dog concierge turn up in
Speaker 3: a big van? Whether they chuck him in the back
Speaker 3: with all the other dogs? Correct? Dumb and dumber.
Speaker 5: It sounds like it should be a chauffeur.
Speaker 3: Hey, yes, that's a limousine all right. Joey. Thanks you cool,
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 8: You're welcome you too, Bye, Thank.
Speaker 3: You, Fred, Good morning, Fred, what's your extravagant job title
Speaker 3: for us? Mate, I'm an environmental distribution engineer. An environmental
Speaker 3: distribution engineer sounds fancy. What do you actually do.
Speaker 10: In langon stunes on the gabo.
Speaker 3: See? Is that what they you refer? Is that what
Speaker 3: you're refer to us now? Is that your official job title?
Speaker 9: That's well, that's what I talked people a lot.
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, an environmental distribution engineer. You're quite right, you are
Speaker 3: distributing that stuff, all right? Fred? Thanks you coolm I
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 5: Thank you, jeez.
Speaker 3: Michelle. Hello, hello Michelle, welcome to the show, and thank you.
Speaker 3: What's your fancy job title? Mate? Well?
Speaker 9: I was a kitchen hand and I called myself a
Speaker 9: hygiene technician.
Speaker 3: Sounds better. Hygiene technician sounds something quite fancy, doesn't It's
Speaker 3: better than a kitchener. I've done that well when I
Speaker 3: was a teenager in a kitchener. Isn't it hard work?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 9: And I was applying for a credit card and I thought, well,
Speaker 9: I'm not going to get it if I say.
Speaker 10: I'm a kitchen hand, so I wrote my gene technician.
Speaker 11: Ever got it?
Speaker 9: Even though it was the still crappy crappy money.
Speaker 3: I got it, Michelle, Thanks you cool, thank you all right.
Speaker 3: Kit It's coming on nine four one one four three
Speaker 3: with your amazing job titles The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: We're talking about if You've got a fancy job title.
Speaker 3: I remember a couple of years ago I was lucky
Speaker 3: enough to interview David Beckham and I was plugging this
Speaker 3: documentary that was made about the very young Manster United
Speaker 3: team in the nineties that were so young they were
Speaker 3: told that you never anything with kids. It's a famous
Speaker 3: rival coach said that to Sir Alex Fergus and you
Speaker 3: never you never win anything with kids, and they did
Speaker 3: that went on win everything European Cups. Anyway, de Workham
Speaker 3: said he was such a young, naive kid when he
Speaker 3: started at Manchester United, just as like an apprentice, you know,
Speaker 3: seventeen or eighteen, you stay with somebody near the training grounds,
Speaker 3: you know, first time away from home. And when he
Speaker 3: was nineteen he had to fill out an application for
Speaker 3: a credit card form and he was going through it himself.
Speaker 3: He never don't think like this before in his life
Speaker 3: and it said, you know the bit on all those
Speaker 3: kind of credit card forms where it's his position held
Speaker 3: in company, and he wrote down on there. He said,
Speaker 3: he's still cringes to this day. He wrote down that
Speaker 3: position held in company Midfield. All right, so we got
Speaker 3: Chip for one or two more calls before the headlines Evac,
Speaker 3: good morning, Hello, Evet, good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you going?
Speaker 3: We're going Welcome to the show. And what's your fancy
Speaker 3: job title?
Speaker 9: Well, I used to work with Shell, and on my
Speaker 9: business card, my title was lubrication specialists.
Speaker 3: That's going to get people's attentions. A lubrication specialist. I
Speaker 3: guess we're a bigger petro oil company like that. What
Speaker 3: were you in charge of?
Speaker 9: Well, I wasn't really in charge of in particular, really
Speaker 9: I was. I provided oil and grease recommendations to customers.
Speaker 5: Is that full time job?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was.
Speaker 9: It was absolutely a full time job. And I worked
Speaker 9: with a like a sales guy, and he used to
Speaker 9: promote his job as selling my services.
Speaker 3: Well, like a pimp.
Speaker 9: He sold lubrication services, and I was the lubrication specialist.
Speaker 3: The other that you said you would recommend all in
Speaker 3: Greece like some kind of Somlia. You know where they go?
Speaker 3: What are you having to having a stake? I recommend
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. You cool, very funny.
Speaker 9: No, just have a good day.
Speaker 3: All right. Let's take one last call before the headline. Steve.
Speaker 3: Good morning goo Steve. I'm very good Steve. And what's
Speaker 3: your job title for us? This morning?
Speaker 9: We're masters a bird cue.
Speaker 3: Masters of bunk clay.
Speaker 11: What do you dose?
Speaker 3: Bricky of course? Alright Steve, thanks you, mute Smape, thanks Mike,
Speaker 3: all right, I have a good day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So this morning, over the last three hours, we've been
Speaker 3: doing our fifteen thousand dollars jet Star boarding call from
Speaker 3: jets Star helping us out this one doing they you
Speaker 3: have very good job, is Mel Welcome back in the studio.
Speaker 11: Mel, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: So remember what you said an hour ago. We can't
Speaker 3: have any of that happening in the next five or
Speaker 3: ten minutes to see, okay, thank you very much. Mel.
Speaker 3: What is the time?
Speaker 11: The time right now? It is eight thirty seven.
Speaker 3: No, no, I know what the time is okay.
Speaker 11: Meant for the boarding call.
Speaker 3: Now has got a little bit cozy in the studio.
Speaker 11: Now something orange jelly bean?
Speaker 3: They're not jelly Bean's there? Ecstasy?
Speaker 11: Oh well, no wonderrums.
Speaker 3: We take to get through the show. Okay, now what
Speaker 3: is the time?
Speaker 11: Attention passengers, all.
Speaker 3: Right, last chance to pick up five thousand dollars worth
Speaker 3: of jet start vout us right now? Could it heading
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Speaker 3: saying happy birthday to Jetstar? Have you got anything nice
Speaker 3: plan today with Jetstar? No?
Speaker 11: Not today?
Speaker 3: Which is like one of our fake empty gift boxes
Speaker 3: that the sales team of personal.
Speaker 5: As that looks no, don't they have a big staff
Speaker 5: party or something ground one of the planes party up
Speaker 5: and down the aisles?
Speaker 3: No? Are you flying? Are you flying today?
Speaker 11: I'm not flying today?
Speaker 3: Okay? Do you ever get nervous?
Speaker 12: I never get nervous. And my mother's a really my
Speaker 12: mother is terrified of flying. I never get nervous, some
Speaker 12: more nervous.
Speaker 3: I always look to you guys if there's turban it'ce
Speaker 3: and all seriousness, and you guys, you must be trained
Speaker 3: that way. You guys are always so like zen, like calm
Speaker 3: that settles me when they don't see if you go,
Speaker 3: oh my god.
Speaker 11: It wouldn't be much fun seeing it's.
Speaker 3: Where's my bible? All right? Then I need you to
Speaker 3: pick a line now between one and ten, and you
Speaker 3: can pick the last one of this morning mail.
Speaker 11: All right, let's go, let's go seven.
Speaker 3: That's like seven. It is you, Andrew, Chelsea Heights. Andrew,
Speaker 3: come morning, good, good he How are you well? And
Speaker 3: you well done and getting selected by mail? You've won
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars worth of jet Star flight vouchers. You're
Speaker 3: adding your own production now well, now mate, you're going
Speaker 3: to take with you.
Speaker 9: I'd have to take the wife.
Speaker 3: I don't want people just doing that. We signed we had.
Speaker 9: Last week and we didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 3: So oh that's even better than I'm glad that we
Speaker 3: mel selected you and you're the winner. Andrew, well done, mate,
Speaker 3: wherever you decide to go, I have you had a
Speaker 3: great time.
Speaker 7: I'm sure we will thank you all.
Speaker 3: Right, thank you very much. You can return for free
Speaker 3: with Jetstar's Birthday Sell ends tomorrow, book now only at
Speaker 3: Jetstar dot com. Meil bes Right, So you've you've helped
Speaker 3: out on this breakfast show, You've helped out on the
Speaker 3: F word, you've helped out on Fox. How does the
Speaker 3: how do the two compare experiences compare?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 12: This is the number one breakfast show from nine to ten,
Speaker 12: So thank you.
Speaker 11: What can I say? Number one?
Speaker 3: Thank you all right, mel thank you very much for
Speaker 3: having and happy birthday to you and everyone at jet Star.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: We got the outword time wasted coming up after nine
Speaker 3: o'clock and if we can mend the phones that have
Speaker 3: actually broken down John in the last ten minutes. I
Speaker 3: don't know. It's because I was giving away fifteen thousand
Speaker 3: dollars worth of these jet style vouchers that people gone
Speaker 3: nuts for today, but it has actually broken down and
Speaker 3: the gideons is when we just asked our producer Beck
Speaker 3: what's going on? Will it be okay? She went, I
Speaker 3: don't think they know how to mend it. Everything's good
Speaker 3: here at the moment. Guys, so yesterday not a single
Speaker 3: one have you told me I was at half mast?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 3: See is this another Pomme reference? You don't understand? Half
Speaker 3: master is a plight wab of saying that my flies
Speaker 3: were undone?
Speaker 5: I didn't notice.
Speaker 4: I don't look in your groin area.
Speaker 3: I'm glad, but I just feel it's a rude thing
Speaker 3: from a man just to wander around with his pants.
Speaker 3: The pants weren't undone. Let's just say the cave wasn't open,
Speaker 3: but it's still Suddenly, when the realization is about lunchtime, yes,
Speaker 3: I think, oh, cracky, is this been like this all show?
Speaker 3: And then at conducting business afterwards as well? And I
Speaker 3: went to the Chairo practice yesterday and he would have
Speaker 3: seen me wandering like that and told me cracky. I mean,
Speaker 3: does he just wander around like that? It's a thing,
Speaker 3: isn't it? Because you also had an incident, you had
Speaker 3: a wardrobe malfunctions.
Speaker 6: I got to the school gate yesterday afternoon at three
Speaker 6: and realized my pants, as in my long pants were
Speaker 6: on inside out the scene the inside scene was sticking out.
Speaker 4: I put them on inside out yesterday morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is what happens when you do our hours
Speaker 3: and you change very early in the morning under absolute
Speaker 3: darkness as well. It's terrific, isn't it. I mean amount
Speaker 3: of times. So when you say they were inside out,
Speaker 3: what do you mean your trousers?
Speaker 6: How can you put my tights? I had tights on yesterday?
Speaker 3: Oh my what? That was a horrific photo. We have
Speaker 3: a show WhatsApp group and there was a I didn't
Speaker 3: even know what I was looking at. It was was
Speaker 3: that what that photo was?
Speaker 4: Better in your groin?
Speaker 3: I'm not taking a photo of that and sharing it
Speaker 3: with it with the team, but we don't need to
Speaker 3: see a picture of your tights inside out? All right?
Speaker 3: My kids and my wife could have caught me looking
Speaker 3: at I thought I was looking at something dodgy online.
Speaker 3: Explain why No, it's just Pat's legs the first time.
Speaker 3: That didn't even sound right when we go, it's just
Speaker 3: Patsy's legs the.
Speaker 1: First and O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one over all.
Speaker 3: Right, time for this one exact where time waste? Great
Speaker 3: news everyone. Today is World Stationary Day, May the first, Yes,
Speaker 3: at last, on World Stationary Day, we're looking for your
Speaker 3: stationary movies. Do you know what I love stationary Getting
Speaker 3: a new pad or opening up a new pen, taking
Speaker 3: that lid off, a sharpie or.
Speaker 5: What's your favorite one bit of stationary sharpie?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm not. I cannot do the show
Speaker 3: without sharpie near me somehow, That's all I need. All right,
Speaker 3: So today we're looking for stationary movies. I've got Bridget Jones'
Speaker 3: Financial Year Diary, Different Movie Mad Facts.
Speaker 5: It took me a second, got it, Lord of.
Speaker 3: The Ringminder Good and Fairest Fairest Rulers Day Off, Fairest
Speaker 3: Rulers Day Off. Those are my stationary movies.
Speaker 5: What have you got, Jack Mickey, Blue tack Eyes, Ten
Speaker 5: Things I Hate about Glue, Manila Sky, Yeah, the old
Speaker 5: Manila Folders and Ryan Gosling Stars in the Notepad.
Speaker 3: Good, all right, send us your stationary movies. It'spected some
Speaker 3: some great stuff on this text them in four seven
Speaker 3: five three, one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Today's that work time, ways, sir, celebrating the fact it
Speaker 3: is World Stationary Day today, we're looking for your stationary movies.
Speaker 3: Also during now and ten o'clock. The winning song this
Speaker 3: hour for our fifty thousand dollars phone Frenzy is money
Speaker 3: for Nothing by Distrait. So that's what you're listening out
Speaker 3: for between now and ten o'clock. I will play that
Speaker 3: when you hear it, call in as quickly as you
Speaker 3: can on nine four one four one four three. Dude,
Speaker 3: where's my eraser?
Speaker 7: Nah?
Speaker 5: Silver?
Speaker 3: Get ready for a whole load of dude? Where's my
Speaker 3: stationary answer? Gay? That's just the start. I've had a
Speaker 3: weed loads out Mike in Geel Whole punch junk Love,
Speaker 3: is there? Good? Smart, underrated? Adam Sander, Movie, Mark and Frankston,
Speaker 3: South Penn Her Gold, Andrew and Camerworlworld Done Blade Rubber
Speaker 3: Gold plus Man, this one's so great. Thomas Crane Affair,
Speaker 3: you know for the little Crayola crowns.
Speaker 4: Oh Crayon, Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bronze, Cyndi and Hastings Weekend at Byner's Silver plus
Speaker 3: No Country for Old Penn Gold Tape, Tannic Silver plus
Speaker 3: the Man with a Golden Ink Cartridge Silver on the
Speaker 3: Tack to the Future, Yeah cute silver plus Blue tack
Speaker 3: uh a paper is torn Gold The Curious Pencil, Case
Speaker 3: of Benjamin Button.
Speaker 13: Silvil plus Nick and Brunswick West well done, Rubber Band
Speaker 13: of Brothers Gold and finally this morning, dude, whar's my cartridge?
Speaker 5: That's better?
Speaker 3: Yeld Peter Inferantree Gully, well done.
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Speaker 5: Three, less and less. Now we have to sign stuff, hey,
Speaker 5: because the signature is it's not a very protective way
Speaker 5: to actually prove that we've seen a document.
Speaker 3: Well no, I mean also now you just tap everything,
Speaker 3: tap and guy, and so I realized i'ble a credit
Speaker 3: card for about a year now and I have never
Speaker 3: signed the back because all you ever need if you're
Speaker 3: playing online is a litt all three magic digits and
Speaker 3: then if you do tap and it's over a hundred bucks,
Speaker 3: you just have to put your pink cone in.
Speaker 5: So true, have you had a package delivered? And now
Speaker 5: they give you the little robot and you have to
Speaker 5: just use your finger to do your signature and it
Speaker 5: never comes.
Speaker 3: You're just so can't be bothered and they don't even
Speaker 3: check it with everything. You just do a line and
Speaker 3: like the prints sort of arkly formerly known as squiggle.
Speaker 5: Well, I got the least secure way I think I've
Speaker 5: ever seen last night. It's it's handy they send you.
Speaker 5: So it came from my account and said sign this
Speaker 5: for your tax return that I finally did from last
Speaker 5: year's return, just entirely.
Speaker 3: And that's what the leaders debate was about the other night. Now,
Speaker 3: what are we going to do with the deficit of
Speaker 3: the budget? Jack's not done his return yet.
Speaker 5: My coun sends me this thing called docu sign.
Speaker 3: It's like a floating signature that you cut and paste.
Speaker 5: So the computer goes, here's here's a handwritten signature for you,
Speaker 5: Jack post and it looks like a handwritten signature.
Speaker 3: But I didn't do it.
Speaker 5: The computer did it. And then it goes just click
Speaker 5: on all the spots where you would write your signature.
Speaker 5: Click click.
Speaker 4: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: It seems utterly points shown is that you can control
Speaker 3: a mouse or a track pad? Ye?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: The other thing is why do we still have to
Speaker 3: give the mother's maiden names? Some kind of very advanced
Speaker 3: security umber that I just going to take you through.
Speaker 3: So think about how advanced hacking is. Right now, we
Speaker 3: get teenage boys can break into the pentagon. I think
Speaker 3: the best way to protect us we mortals is what
Speaker 3: is your mother's main name? What's your pet's first tape?
Speaker 3: Like you couldn't find anything out really quickly.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: Thank you very much for listening to today's breakfast show.
Speaker 3: Title of today's show is simply one word, another one
Speaker 3: of Patsy's amazing stories, so we've never heard of before.
Speaker 3: Day by day we sort of pill all these various
Speaker 3: stories in like Memento as Things is God And today
Speaker 3: we heard about a man so famous, so famous like
Speaker 3: Brinson Beyonce, just a one name, Bernie. And today's show
Speaker 3: is dedicated to Pat's mate Bernie that we heard about
Speaker 3: on the show. Thank you very much for listening. We
Speaker 3: are back tomorrow morning. Tonight at seven thirty is the
Speaker 3: return of Sean mccarli's third TV show, Mike Jen And
Speaker 3: Tonight at seven thirteen. Not only just over here, ruining
Speaker 3: your airwaves now, ruining your TV screens at seven thirty
Speaker 3: tonight on Channel Channel's Nice. No They're away now they
Speaker 3: get really touch about that. Why did they let me
Speaker 3: On the first episode Channel nine.
Speaker 1: I knew that the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melvin's Gold
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