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Speaker 1: Jimbos.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, well, how Jonesy how to star turn at

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Speaker 2: the V eight Supercars on the Gold Coast. Not as

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Speaker 2: a driver or anything like that, but the dude that

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Speaker 2: waves the green flag to start the race. A simple task,

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Speaker 2: you would imagine.

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Speaker 1: So you give me the signal, Do I go form

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Speaker 1: and wave it then? Or do I wait a bit?

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Speaker 2: He says.

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Speaker 1: What you do is you compose yourself, unfill your flag

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Speaker 1: then and you wave it.

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Speaker 2: How long? What?

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Speaker 1: Thirty seconds?

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Speaker 3: Or and he said, he looks up, and he said,

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Speaker 3: no one has ever asked this.

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Speaker 2: Just wave it.

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Speaker 1: Even where there's a giant race. You managed to make

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Speaker 1: it about you.

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Speaker 2: Of course, Commander, on the other hand, got lost. It happens.

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Speaker 2: But on the way to.

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Speaker 1: Work, I took the wrong direction. Once I got to

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Speaker 1: the main roads. It's dark in the morning, and I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking do I turn left or right to get where

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Speaker 1: I need to be? And I chose the wrong way.

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Speaker 1: You'd be a kidnapper's delight. They wouldn't have to worry

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Speaker 1: about blindfolding you or anything. They could give you a

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Speaker 1: GPS and.

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Speaker 2: The police will be said, so where were you taken to?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I didn't notice Paul Allen was on to talk about

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Speaker 2: the next chapter of his life.

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Speaker 3: Dearly I could this year. Unfortunately for the Sharks as

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Speaker 3: a club. Now, I wasn't our great ast year. We

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Speaker 3: had a lot of injuries and I was scraped through

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Speaker 3: the semi finals, but we were knocked down in the

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Speaker 3: first week. But yeah, I knew earlier on this season

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Speaker 3: that two nine it will be my last.

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Speaker 1: So you chose to retire into the calm fields of boxing.

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Speaker 2: Nothing like perusing the TV guide and what are the chances.

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Speaker 3: Motorbike Cops is on at eight o'clock tonight.

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Speaker 1: Who does the voiceover for that?

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Speaker 3: That doesn't mention that, because that's not about it.

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Speaker 1: Who does the John Deeks he does those voiceovers? You

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Speaker 1: know fully well, ah, Andrew Daddo, you know he does RBT.

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Speaker 1: So which one do you do? Bike Cops on tonight?

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Speaker 2: Iver Channel nine?

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Speaker 1: Just in fairness to everyone else, I noticed though nine

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Speaker 1: forty straight after Australia, the man with the world's biggest

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Speaker 1: testicles straight out to do with your voiceovers? Because your

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Speaker 1: voice I said that, I said to Channel seven, I'm

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Speaker 1: happy to be there.

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Speaker 2: And you was. He tourist campaign has been launched. Why

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Speaker 2: didn't the house commander for her input.

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Speaker 1: But there's lots of slogans like shoes optional. Come live

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Speaker 1: our philosophy, no worries was another one. Come live our philosophy.

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Speaker 1: A stranger is a mate you haven't met yet. Pick

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Speaker 1: your bum come live our philosophy.

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Speaker 2: That no I made that one.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it should be I mean for the bum beaker,

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Speaker 1: I know where where do we go for that? Your house?

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Speaker 2: And at the cricket this week a classic case of bad, worst, worstest.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'll start with bad. So here's this guy.

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Speaker 1: He's sitting there, he's just made his way back to

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Speaker 1: the seat. He's got chicken and chips in his lap,

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Speaker 1: yum yum. He's looking forward to imagine how long it

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Speaker 1: takes you to get that at a place it's cost

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Speaker 1: you a fortune. And he's walking right down towards the front.

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Speaker 1: So he finally takes his seat as the ball comes

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Speaker 1: towards him. That's bad, bad, worst you can imagine. He

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Speaker 1: reaches up out of his seat. The ball just skims

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Speaker 1: the top of his fingers, bending them back. That's agony.

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Speaker 1: Misses the ball, of course, and spills his chicken and chips.

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Speaker 1: What gets worseter than that. I'll tell you what gets

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Speaker 1: worse than that. They played it again and again and

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Speaker 1: again on the telly.

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Speaker 2: That fella with the chicken and chips has lost the

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Speaker 2: whole lot.

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Speaker 3: That's disappointment.

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Speaker 1: It's over and over again. The ignomy terrible.

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Speaker 3: What a silly met on.

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Speaker 2: This has been Jimbo's jibber Jabbo