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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini. But when

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Speaker 1: you're in a rush.

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Speaker 2: Tom Gleeson is in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm here. I've turned up. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Limited number of chats today, Woods, We've been told we're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a light schedule today. I just thought to

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Speaker 2: Is that because hard Quiz is slaying as much as

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Speaker 2: it is?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's because I want to get to a younger

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Speaker 3: demographic because I work at the ab side. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: yeah and so. And it's great because retirees have got money,

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Speaker 3: they buy tickets to live shows.

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Speaker 1: It's fantastic. And then I have no audience. I have none, So.

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Speaker 3: I'm about ten years of golden times and then they're

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Speaker 3: all going to be dead. I've got to come here

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Speaker 3: to try to cultivate a newer audience. Why you're doing

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Speaker 3: That's why you're doing shows like Secrets of the Australian

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Speaker 3: Museum and.

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Speaker 1: Get in touch with that. That's younger demographic.

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Speaker 3: Some of my demographic are behind glass cabinets in that museum. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's going to be coming out tomorrow night. It's I'm

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Speaker 3: looking at the museum. I wanted to make a show

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Speaker 3: that my kids would enjoy and that they would find interesting. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a science program, so it's a serious it's a

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Speaker 3: serious show. I'm doing serious presenting, but I'm accidentally funny

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Speaker 1: It just can't help. It's a curse. It slips out.

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Speaker 2: You actually have a science degree, which a lot of

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Speaker 2: people would know, like that used to be your bag

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Speaker 2: or was it ever your bag?

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Speaker 3: I graduated, but I was doing comedy at the same time,

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Speaker 3: so uni I was going down the pub and getting

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Speaker 3: one hundred bucks to mc a gig. So by the

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Speaker 3: time I finished that, I never used the degree. I

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Speaker 1: About it to be a scientist, not really.

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Speaker 3: I was going to be a maths teacher. That's where

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Speaker 1: There'll be jobs you always wanted to be. You've always

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Speaker 1: wanted to be savage to people.

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Speaker 3: So on hard quiz, you just teach people, and in

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Speaker 3: want to know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to you know. The great thing.

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Speaker 3: I used to tutor mats because I used to wear

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Speaker 3: tutor mats in this suburb in Sydney called Lane Covi.

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Speaker 3: It's the most boring suburb in Australia. But it was

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Speaker 3: me cash. It was all cash in handers the olden

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Speaker 3: days before you had to pay taxes. It was great.

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Speaker 3: And you know the best thing about tutoring mats is

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Speaker 3: it was easy to cancel. You know, if you go

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Speaker 3: to students and say I can't come in today, like

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Speaker 1: Easiest job to cancel.

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Speaker 2: Tom, Let's talk a little bit about Let's do a

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Speaker 2: little bit about Hard Quiz. Is this Wednesday eight o'clock

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Speaker 2: new season. I know you've been touring the live show,

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Speaker 2: but there is a vendetta that you have against the

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Speaker 2: other show which is broadcast live at the same time

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Speaker 2: Oftown nine, which is the Block.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the Blocks, hopeless show. Don't watch it?

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Speaker 3: What do they sponsor you? You probably got ads on

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Speaker 3: your station. Don't they take the course? Take them off?

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Speaker 2: What have you got against the Block?

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Speaker 1: What have you got against Scottie Caam, Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 3: I just it's that show. It just it rates too

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Speaker 3: much and it shows up hard. Quizzes is the most

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Speaker 3: popular quiz in Australia. That's a fact. And if if

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Speaker 3: the Block was not there, would we would own Wednesday

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Speaker 3: nights and we can't because of the block and your

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Speaker 3: ads insult. The injury is this season of The Block

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Speaker 3: was recorded near my house because I live. I live

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Speaker 3: in the Massidon Range, so the area.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you drive past.

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Speaker 2: The set, look at it, spit on them on the way,

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Speaker 3: They're all they're all there's all kinds of scandals going on.

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Speaker 3: They're all rooting each other.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in.

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Speaker 3: There, salatious stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's too entertaining. I shouldn't talk about it. In bathrooms, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what they call it. Change in bathrooms.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'd like to change my neighbor's bathroom too,

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Speaker 3: but I don't know what because I'm because I'm with them.

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Speaker 2: Well, I want to tap into this beef a little

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Speaker 2: bit more up next because I want to. I've got

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Speaker 2: all the list of all the other shows that are

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Speaker 2: on at the same time as you, Okay, so I

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Speaker 2: want to just I want to see who is arguably

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Speaker 2: a better show than Hard Quiz. We're going to do

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Speaker 2: it up next.

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Speaker 1: Tom Glayson's in this gudio.

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Speaker 2: Actually, Tom, we haven't seen you since the logis where

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Speaker 2: we were doing I was just filming Woody on the

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Speaker 1: We're like, gee wiz, this be the logies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you just photo bombed and then basically

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Speaker 2: and we basically didn't deserve to be there.

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Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, it was nice. Fun at the logis

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Speaker 3: I was happy the logis went back to what they

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Speaker 3: and I was so happy because it was it was

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Speaker 3: it's supposed to be. And now that channel and I

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Speaker 2: And we go did you was Hard Quiz nominated? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I was nominated in four categories, didn't win any of them,

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Speaker 3: which is the way it's supposed to be. I've been

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Speaker 3: little bit of that year that you know, Well, that's

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Speaker 3: popular programs aren't supposed to win.

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Speaker 1: Channel nine shows are supposed to win.

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Speaker 2: All the blocks are popular program and we're going to

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Speaker 2: talk about that right now.

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Speaker 3: Don't watch the block, don't watch it, so to watch it. So,

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Speaker 3: Toddy Cam has got more than enough cash. He was

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Speaker 3: Scott Morrison's skills Ambassador or whatever that was. He got

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Speaker 1: Watch hard wink.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So what happens when you see Scotty Cam

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Speaker 3: with the logis tom?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I know. I guess I'll find out eventually.

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Speaker 3: I think I think he said I disrespected the gold LOGI,

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Speaker 3: which is funny because he made his a bottle opener.

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Speaker 1: How's that respectful? At least mine's got.

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Speaker 3: Pride a place in my house? Where is the user

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Speaker 3: to open beers? Where is your god on my desk?

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Speaker 1: On my desk? Yeah, it's funny.

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Speaker 3: You have a laugh.

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Speaker 1: You're amazingly dull.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you're just you're keeping up my ask.

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Speaker 1: We're broadcast walking.

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Speaker 2: You're what it's true, you do keeping up your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes sometimes. All right, drive, let's talk about this.

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Speaker 2: So you've got two shows coming up on the ABC.

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Speaker 2: You've got Secret of the Australian Museum. The premiere is

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Speaker 2: this Tuesday night, eight thirty, and then you've got the

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Speaker 2: newest episode of Hard Quiz, which is Wednesday eight o'clock.

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Speaker 2: All right, now, George, if only to be a game

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Speaker 2: show music here, that'd be great. Okay. So I've listed

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Speaker 2: in front of me all the celebrities who host rival

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Speaker 1: Quiz or.

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Speaker 2: Secrets in the Australian Museum. Sorry, I looked out for

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Speaker 2: the okay, name of the show. So combining Secrets of

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Speaker 2: the Australia Museum with Hard Quiz.

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Speaker 3: One off catalyst special. So it's you don't have to

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Speaker 3: remember the name.

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Speaker 1: I just have to watch it on.

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Speaker 2: Tuesday, Tuesday at eight thirty.

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Speaker 1: Watch it, then you move on. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I would like you if you could dish if one

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Speaker 2: of these celebrities had a secret.

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Speaker 1: What would it be? Oh, okay, okay, are you ready?

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Speaker 2: So the host of The Love Boat, Darren McMullen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think his secret would be.

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Speaker 3: That he's on TV? Because I've seen the ratings. It's

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Speaker 3: like a secret.

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Speaker 1: This is like breathing for you, mate. I gotta be careful.

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Speaker 3: I just remember I'm hosting a show on Channel ten.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I can't Channel ten like I used to, or

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Speaker 3: maybe I should mess with the formula.

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Speaker 1: No, no, carry on? All right?

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Speaker 2: Uh, well we've been here. Scottie Camp hosts The Block.

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Speaker 1: Yep. If he had a secret, what would have been

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Speaker 3: His secret would be that he doesn't like watching The Block,

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Speaker 3: Like I hate this show. I don't like reality. Doesn't

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Speaker 3: even watch it himself, alright, I.

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Speaker 1: Like watching the ABC.

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Speaker 2: Colin Fastenedge hosts Kitchen Nightmares on Channel seven.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Colin, do you know? Colin? No? Okay, what

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Speaker 1: was before? It's on channel seven. It's channel seven, Channel seven.

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Speaker 1: It's a big black hole for me. Okay, okay, why

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Speaker 1: is that I don't watch it. It's just hard to

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Speaker 1: watch a network that has no irony.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, moving on, Will Anderson hosts question everything the

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Speaker 2: show on the show after you. Actually, if Will Anderson

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Speaker 2: had a deep dark secret, what would it be?

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Speaker 3: His deep dark secret would be that he doesn't actually

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Speaker 3: smoke weed. You just pretend.

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Speaker 2: Anyone's not real.

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Speaker 1: It's tea leaves. But he just does it to It's

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Speaker 1: part of the whole image. Be cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm more cool, but in reality.

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Speaker 2: Just seking to all right, we're going to have to

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Speaker 2: live it there, I don't. I can't take it after

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Speaker 2: that to send Thanks for coming in the studio, mate,

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Speaker 2: so as I said eight thirty Tuesday night. You can

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Speaker 2: see him Cattle a special episode Secrets in the Museums

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Speaker 2: Wednesday night, Hard Quiz.

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Speaker 1: Always good to see him, mate, Thanks coming in. Thanks

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Speaker 1: a lot more of the boys on a full show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to